Make Helldivers 2 Fun Again Edition>Previous>>565480724>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0Apr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5U>LATEST PATCHESMar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
sooo, this one I guess?
>The one time I died the reinforcement has dropped to 0 and is in cooldownHate this shit
>>565550830>jumpscared by a teleporting bile titan corpse 4 times>never deals any damage>timer runs out>killed by a teleporting corpse no.5
Do the dumb niggers at Arrowhead do ANYTHING.
>>565550830>remove 20 reinforce counter>give every player their own reinforce timer that gets progressively longer the more they diethere, I fixed helldivers 2
>>565550375Flamethrower and Minigun. The Squid Ender.
>>565550910i don't hate thisalso make full team wipe a mission loss
>yesterday's personal order was kill 25 hunters>sporeburst don't count despite the MO being on all sporeburst planets>today's personal order isn't even a complete sentence
>>565551092how does this happen? it's such an unresonable, improbable level of incompetence. I hate it here.
>>565551025Very cool Izzat+1000 saar
>>565551145>>565551145You now remember charger and behemoth charger MO
Kill nerf trannies. Behead nerf trannies. Democracy kick nerf trannies into the Meridia Black Hole. Slam dunk nerf trannies into the Bio-Processor. Impale filthy nerf trannies with the One-True-Flag. Defecate on nerf trannies super destroyer floor. Report nerf trannies to Arrowhead for SC farming. Chop nerf trannies in half with the Hatchet. Crush nerf trannies with a hellpod. Roast nerf trannies with a Cremator. Eat nerf trannies. Dissect nerf trannies. Lobotomize nerf trannies with the Throwing Knives. Execute nerf trannies with the AT Emplacement on national TV. Blow up nerf trannies with a direct Recoilless Rifle shot. Disintegrate nerf trannies with the Airbust Rocket Launcher. Atomize nerf trannies with the Ultimatum. Magdumping the Autocannon into a pack of nerf trannies in Flak mode. Zap nerf trannies to ash with the Arc thrower. Crack nerf trannies skulls with the Breaching Hammer. Blow up nerf trannies house with a Orbital Precision Strike. Gas nerf trannies with the Sterilizer. Pulverize nerf trannies with the HMG Emplacement. Shove a Thermite grenade down nerf trannies throat. Blow nerf trannies head off with the Senator. Obliterate nerf trannies with the Hellbomb Backpack. Force nerf trannies to walk onto a Anti-Personel mine. Run over nerf trannies with the Bastion Tank. Saw nerf trannies in half with the Defoliation Tool. Mass murder the entire group of nerf trannies with the Maxigun. Feed nerf trannies to the Hivelord.
>>565550375Mobile Support Exosuit>left arm is a Breakthrough-style shield, except instead of being used to bash it expands and plants itself in the ground, protecting the exosuit and creating a large piece of cover>right arm is a grenade launcher with revolving chamber and autoloader like the Breakthrough shotgun, but it has a weapon wheel functionality where you can load it with incendiary, gas, stun or HE rounds>it also has a stratagem launcher feature, but it can only deploy green stratagems>the entire purpose of the exosuit is to protect other players and back them up, rather than become a one-man army that focuses solely on blowing shit up
Nobody told me the arc grenade launcher is now amazing wtf
>>565551398fuuuuck I want the police warbond but the arrows are broken
Imagine a mech with one arm that is just 4 LCs glued together, and another arm that is 2 QCs
>>565551352Obsessed and mind broken.
>dood your driver is outdated!!!Shut the fuck up and give me a "never ask again"-option.
>>565551560hitler?
>>565551398>imageplease become true, we need more gas weapons that are actually gooddelete sterilizer
>>565551516nerf tranny malding lol
>full lobby of level 100+ players>they constantly put sentries on level ground with themselves and then constantly get swept by those sentries>sometimes they go out of their way to put themselves between the sentries and the direction enemies are coming from>this is a consistent issue for about a full hour of gameplay>manage to not die to enemies a single time for three D10 missions in a row>only two deaths are from teammates putting sentries in braindead positionsEvery day I wonder how people are incapable of discovering the obvious and trivial solution to a problem actively and consistently inconveniencing them and instead just keep doing the stupid shit that hurts themselves.
>>565550506>hive guard revertthe community REALLY didn't like that change, huh.
>remove ragdolling >remove friendly fire.>Significantly increase damage for all weapons and stratagems>Significantly reduce all cooldowns for stratagems Game fixed.
>>565551696Oopsie wrong thread. For real though, why do they have to be this way? Like all they ever seem to do is passive aggressively sabotage everything the playerbase likes.
>>565551816it's such a random change that could have been something noteworthy instead. sure, you can just shoot the exposed bits, but why did they change it?
>>565551352BASED
>>565551924sentrytards threw a melty
>>565551924Yeah it's so pointless. Players were already shooting the weak points, all it did was make turrets and seaf shoot them infinitely and ruin immersion which we know is soooo soooo important to stupid swiggers
>stop sucking swigger cock says the man who self-admittedly doesn't play the game anymore and just posts to indulge in a ritualistic obsessive hatred of the developer
>>565552054Why do you want to suck swigger cock?
>>565552054that doesn't seem like what he said at all
The entire body of the hive guard should be medium armor except a small rear weakpoint like the charger.If there's going to be a lot of medium pen weapons there should also be consistently encountered medium armor enemies in each faction designed in such a way that not having medium pen would be an actual inconvenience.
>>565552054I didn't say that, I want them to fix it.
>can throw a shield relay on itNeat
>>565552131you're the one letting everyone in this thread know how much you think about swigger cock on an hourly basis
>>565551924was it random though? The enemy was designed to be able to block most primaries, because when the game was new most weapons were light pen. Now we have 9000 medium pen and explosive weapons and the hive guard has basically lost its purpose. Because of medium pen creep.
>>565552182now this is a mech idea
>>565552054Yes, bufftroons don't play the game. They've been too traumatized to play ever since the railgun nerf. These days they just shit up the general.
>>565552054shill melty
>>565551319Vacuum sealed tiddies...
nerftroons waiting for a lobby to be posted so they can get carried
>>565552202NTA I was just messing with you, you being rude has made me deeply upset. Hope you're happy
>>565552208Except it doesn't block primaries either way because shooting its unarmored parts with any primary is trivial even from the front.All it did was make medium pen weapons completely redundant on the bug front unless bile spewers are also present.To make it block primaries you would need to make it completely impervious to light and medium pen in a wide frontal arc, no frontal weakpoints or gaps in armor.
I wish my guy could stim at any time, any moment, regardless of animation and ragdoll state. This would save my keyboard from getting smashed. There's nothing worse than having to wait for the player character to get out of ragdoll while im getting gang raped
>>565552202You're the one who brought up penis
>>565552403>Still smashing your keyboard over this game.Anon, that behavior was only acceptable before the 60 day patch.
>>565552403anons are going to disagree but getting stunned out of healing in a game where you get 2 shot stinks
>>565552387>shooting its unarmored parts with any primary is trivial even from the front.Trivial for you. You overestimate the average helldiver's skill. (and AH developer skill)I play with dads and casuals. If a gun has light pen it goes straight into the trash because they refuse to even try to hit weak spots. It's medium or nothing.
>>565552472It's never acceptable, dumbfuck. Anon should be smashing Swede heads instead.
>>565552472>he doesn't smashpathetic
Less OP ideas, FRV with fully functional grenade launcher
>>565552719I would kill for this instead of that fuckass useless HMG.
>Download a new SC menu injector>Six CMD box prompts open up and then all disappear after a split second>Nothing happens afterIt has never been more over for me.
>>565552719FRV warbandFRV with [insert already existing gun here]that will be 1000 super credits + tip + 1month of waiting for a better warbond
>>565552571Simply lazily spraying a little low is enough to kill them just with grazing hits right now because their HP is pathetically low at the moment.
>>565552597I'd genocide the majority of the fan base first for their weakness.
>>565552828Which one? I'll run it in VM for you
Okay you guys have been making fun of the people complaining about gloom bugs on D10 but genuinely and unironically.>play on D10>game feels barely diffeerent>play on D6>hyper rape swarmsI'm missing something I can go zero death on D10 and then just get hard raped on D6 I think something is fucked.
>>565552857then you'd be one of the first
>>565552773>HMG>UselessHello, shitter.
>>565552828>printer prints full black paper>both sides
>>565552719FRV with any support weapon.
>>565552940hello saar
>>565550910I like this. Regular 10 deathers will hate it.
Bot weapons work right out of the box as well
>>565552962>FRV with Autocannon
L U M B E R E Rhttps://streamable.com/2p8dp7?src=player-page-share
>>565553032i remember ur post
>>565552906>N-no u!
>>565552940TTK on heavies is excessive, ammo count is low for chaff, hard to aim while moving. I like the handheld but it's an abysmal choice for the car.
>>565553085this nigga think he's tuff because he's decent in a pve game lmaohow much do you lift?
>>565553021
>>565553032Is it just me or is the flamer dogshit on Lumberer?
>>565553165You can lift heavy but you can't put in the minimal amount of effort to not be shit at the game?
EXTRACT WITH 10 WHAT????
>>565553301
>>565553289notice how you immediately target me even though the conversation had nothing to do with ithow much of an insecure faggot are you, Gucci?
>>56555330110 robutts
>>565553301Probably common samples, maybe rares.
>>565552896>play solo>swarms are triple the size of any 4 player swarm I've ever seen and just keep coming forever
>>565553205It's you not accounting for the fact the stream is bugged and does nothing for the first five meters. Backpedal and aim at the ground.
>bugs everywhere>Emancipator finally cooled down>genuinely save everyones assNo better feel
>>56555330110 DICKS IN UR ASS XD
>>565553354>Complains about being targeted after replying to my post and bringing up irl stuff out of no whereYou sound emotional.
>doesn't even deny about being gucciholy kek
>>565553478I thought exo suits were bad though?
>play yesterday>good times >cremator slapping >no issues>play today>constantly dying to self-immolation>constantly having to spam-click to reload/stim/dive>constantly "failing to maintain connection">weird bug where camera continues to move while in menu'sI don't trust these swedes.They changed something and now shit's fucked.
>>565553578Mechs can detect a sour soul and wont give it their all if the pilot is a cunt
>everyone that hurts my feelings is some schizoMeds, now.
>>565553301scavengers, they're totally free you can just pick them up and take them
>>565553785LONDON
>>565553679You lost bro. I get that you're gay for the Swedes but calm down, alright?
>>565553785drop the cigs bro we're worried
>>565553785raping you
back to /mhg/ or whatever digital axewound you came from
>>565553785Are you a boy or a girl?
>>565553827All you had to do was just the lower the difficulty. Why didn't you?
>>565554131Why would I? The game isn't hard, it's just boring. Oh wait was your entire baby rage because you assumed I was one of the whiners? You know you don't have to be bad at the game to hate the Swedes, right? Retard lmao.
At what difficulty level do invisible corpses stop blocking my path?
>>565552896D6 solo is not too different from D10 solo spore bugs for chaff spawns. Less heavies but the chaff is the most dangerous part. I suspect in solo everything from 6 to 10 hits the enemy cap.
>>565554258>Hates the game>Still plays the game>Spends his time shitting up the general.Sad.
solo silo my beloved.
>>565554341I don't why you're trying to make up retarded assumptions after being completely wrong but hey whatever makes you cope. Your constant seething isn't any better btw. Probably worse because any actual discussion gets buried with your bad faith baby rage.
>>565553785Lose some weight.
>>565554458Most criticisms of this game are bad faith baby rage arguments because the balance upsets the shitters and gamer dads. I'm just returning the favor.
>>565554232>service tech and shipmaster bitches making fun of the cadet>"we need mo' samples fo' dem upgrades">meanwhile the DO is a bro who calls him clever and strategic, then gives out some wisdom about freedom
>>565554593Stop going to reddit lmao.
The Raped
I have the most excruciating migraine ever, it feels like there is a needle jamming itself behind my right eye socket as if it were being punched in by a fist
>>565554641>calmly walks over to the girls >smacks their bald heads together >walks back
Idk if the comparison was made before but the Democracy officer always gave off slight Zavala vibes (I've been binging D1)
lobby doko
>goes to reddit>gets madge over reddit opinions>comes back to spam reddit screenshots>um ackshully I'm not the one shitting up the thread saarlmao btw
What is the absolute best loadout of sanic bug? They're so fucking oppressive and they never stop coming
>>565554948Same here and I barely played destinyWe all yearn for a wise bald man
>>565555063liberatorpeacemakereat
>>565554668>>565555012>Pretending that reddit doesn't decide the game's balance >Pretending that this general doesn't agree with reddit's opinions on the game balance.Why are you guys playing dumb?
>>565554948>Bald>Wise>Big armor>Hell, even the voiceI see the vision
>>565554805this image feels like it was made by someone who was genuinely angry and I don't even know what the context is
>cuck ass dev bullied into reverting things all the time No wonder they keep wrecking the game
the DO is such a bro
>>565555265Go back, like actually. Notice how you're almost the only guy that defends swedeshit this much? Reddit would love you more. Now fuck off for real.
DO is a nigga that won't let anyone else use the sauna
DO type of dude to cover your meal even when youre broke
>>565555470Wrong. He has his own personal sauna that he doesn't share while gleefully sneeding teens to their death.
>>565555363It would've been so much easier if they just made a, oh I don't know, a spore burst hive guard?
Genuinely love the mech warbond now. I've been using all the mechs more but the Breakthrough is peak. Tending to the mech and relaxing in the machine is very funThe armor and weapons lend itself to an ADHD sprint through the mission, hip firing at things with the bulletstorm for holding areas and missile pistol to handle other niches. It's just genuinely so fun.
>>565555539They signed up for itWhich included clauses to not enter his epic sauna
It occurs to me that it seems kind of weird the rupture strain bugs all burrow and have generally heavier armor.It seems pointless because they don't make lengthy runs through open ground because they're burrowing but the medium armor is invalidated even more because you need to bring explosives to hurt them underground anyway, so why give them medium armor in the first place?
why is 3/4 of the thread the second archetype
*wheezee* *cough* *COUGH*....p-please... b-buff me... *vomits blood*...pleas-ACK *beeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>565555393>Reddit would love you more.Doesn't make any sense because reddit hates AH. I think you're just embarrassed because you and this general share the same opinions with reddit.>Now fuck off for realWhat are you gonna do? Cry to janny?
Redpill me on super credit hacks, I don't want to buy or farm a single super credit with how the devs are running this game to the ground.
ggs night owlsmanifesting large-breasted anime women for all the homies involved and uh... some beaver pelts or something for the poorly dressed guys who came late.
>>565555707What needs to be buffed about it? It's fine and just got a buff by having one extra nade.
Why's my grandma texting my democracy officer
>>565555783Join random diff 1 chinese games and hope for the best.
ggz frens from last thread, buy barotrauma its on sale and eat all the chocoship cookies possible
>>565555828give it ABRL damage so I can 1 shot chargers
>>565555731>Doesn't make any sense because reddit hates AH.Oh you're actually retarded lmao. My bad.
>>565555682>tfw you accidentally picked up a resupply from the pod instead of waiting for your /hdg/ leandiver yandere to run over with the supply pack.
>>565555682Been thinking the same thing
>>565555825>>565541234forgot to reply to the post again award
>>565552209>Arrowhead makes a mech with a shield relay>the relay doesn't regenerate after breaking
>>565555682>cooldereWhat indian facebook account did you get this picture from
I want to kidnap PrimitiveExia and lock him in my basement and use him as my cum dumpster
>>565555910>Cherry picked reply.You're getting desperate
>>5655560120% chance he'd fit
>>565555964>need to press R to reload the shield>entirety of /hdg/ pisses and shits their pants for six months straight
>>565555848You've posted this every thread now, it doesn't work.
>>565555927>poorly dressed guys who came lateI will no longer be buying barotrauma.
>>565556125You must be fucking up and joining japanese games.
>>565556143>no bread and waterincomplete list
>>565556212silesia isn't recognized as an independent country
>>565556064>>cherrypicked>literally gets banned and fired from his job and volunteer work because he dared make a challenge charity to highlight shit stratagemslol I accept your concession
Everyone is MAD and MAKING FUN OF ME when I take too long on the loadout screen when theyre all readyAND they took all the good boosters
>>565556097>need to press R to reload the shield
>>565556012Niqqa needs some cold water poured on his johnson asap.
>Triple the number>Triple the speed>Explode when they die>Slow you down when they dieHow is this allowed?
>>565556278>Thinks it was nerfgods and not random trolls pouncing on someone stupid enough to leave out personal info on their reddit account.You sure know a lot more about the reddit hd2 community then i do. Not surprising since your ilk and reddit agree so closely on this game's balance.
>>565556373get the delay breach/botdrop or the fast extract one, bretty gud desu
>>565556445ok I've thought of an even better one>need to press R repeatedly to pump the shield's health value
>>565556373Bring the ABRL and firebomb hellpods, you know you want to.
>>565556543lmao next cope please
>>565556483Don't forget to review bomb the game, xister!
>>565556582>handcranked shield emplacement stratagemTake my fucking money, that is peak game design
>>565556582>shield replaces weapon on the left arm>need to spam the button to regenerate the shield>hold it down to keep the shield active
>>565556610>Another cherry picked imageThis is just getting sad.
What's the point of the hand held energy shield?
>Unfiltered rapefugee still mad about the redditor that could clear D10 Oshaune getting doxxedLmaoing at your life
>>565556143There are four soups!
>>565556748Being worse than the ballistic shield at almost everything.It is more fun to use though
>>565556813lmao 4soup
So what's going on? I booted up the game and it's the same shit it has always been. No I am not going to look into this as the game is fucking boring as fuck.
>>565556736>if I spam the cherrypick buzzword that makes it magically true!So you're wrong on everything, still assuming shit that is wrong about me, and making up schizo arguments in your head because you can't face the fact that you're wrong and have to mental gymnastic around it. What's next?
>>565556961Game still not easy enough for redditors, /hdg/ trannies, and gamer dads.
>>565556813
>>565556748you pair it with the anti-ragdoll armor and it becomes somewhat useful against bots
>>565557025>/hdg/ trannieskek the reddit tourist added a new vocab to his list of grievances
>>56555090710 what? I need to know
>>565557004Oh so cherry picking is ok then? Then can you please tell me if you ever got your revenge on those le heckin evil doxxers? >>565556793
>>565557039>do you know what they call frogs?>chicken of the mountain
>>565557137>comparing literal reddit tranny tourist screenshot to something that actual news media picked up yawn, next cope. make it quick on the double.
>>565556961AH made a terrible AMA where the revealed that they don't give a fuck about anything but shitting out warbonds to print moneyFollowed by another monkey paw patch, full of bugs as usual
Can the two of you make a lobby instead of bickering like high school girls?
>>565557280why don't you if you're so great?
>>565557221What news? The news that some retard on reddit was dumb enough to leave personal info on his reddit account?
>>565557327Will you join?
Hive guards will NEVER be AP4Just like you will NEVER be a real woman
>>565557384no
>>565557359I know you're fucking retarded, but come on.
>>565557480This isn't relevant to the conversation. The majority of redditors hate AH. I don't know why you're trying to pretend this isn't the truth.
>>565557464
With uh... 10 what? Also>Level 30 invasion on Brilliance nowWe're not reaching the new biome on Big rock are we...
>>565557631Oh btw, I like how you act dumb but conveniently bring up>some retard on reddit was dumb enough to leave personal info on his reddit account?Which makes it obvious you were definitely one the retards that was surprised when most of the general shat on the doxers. You know your existence is a plight right? Barely anyone agreed with your retardation. Go back faggot.
>565557631>>>>>>>>>>>The majority of redditors hate AH
>>565557779Again, this isn't relevant to the original point. The majority of redditors hate AH. >When most of the general shat on the doxers.Kek, you can't even follow your original point. If reddit was apart of the pro nerf crowd then why would they shit on the doxers? Get your story straight.
>>565558216Before you go on, just going to remind you that just because most of Reddit hates AH doesn't mean most people here like AH either. You're just more likely to find genuine shill faggots that defend AH at every corner on Reddit. You are a fucking plague retard and should go the fuck back months ago the moment you found out most of the general didn't agree with your retarded cope.No one, and I mean NO ONE, really likes AH in general. You are literally a minority that mistook indifference with positivity.
>>565558279the file name kek
>>565558279Holy brown notification bar!Clear that shit and charge your phone!
>>565558307>Desperately trying to play the oldfag card.Sad. The point is that both the Hd2 subreddit and this place are virtually the same. Both want the game to be a casual power fantasy and both constantly seethe at AH on a daily basis. Why are you trying to refute this simple point?
>>565558279Charge your phone
>>565558552>>Desperately trying to play the oldfag card.??? I'm just telling you to go the fuck back you retard lmao. It's clear you've been shitting up this general for literal months at minimum. No one fucking likes you bro.
Spear friend kino
>>565558770I'm just sharing my opinions, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>565558956Yea go share it on Reddit instead retard.
I've always wanted to see a 4 man conga line of team reloads with the last guy wearing the support pack
>Chinaman lobby>Got kicked for bringing:>Gatling barrage, Orbital Gas Strike, Air Strafe, Warp pack>Light armor, torcher, dagger, and fragsFeels bad man, I've never been kicked for sometimes until now
>>565559441you didn't get kicked for bringing a set of equipmentyou were kicked because they didn't want you therepossibly for being a gweilo
>>565559441They kick you almost immediately regardless, especially if you have a non-Chinese name.
>decide to host for a change>surely my pubbies will protect me>they all leisurely walk around the map while I'm stuck in the eternal chaseth-thanks
Chinese players bring the orbital wok king barrage
>>565559510>>565559571I've had a pleasant lobby last night with a chinaman. Host and 1 other kicked the bucket after dying once, and it was an evac mission on a colony map. Somehow completed the mission with 3 minutes left after endless bug breach and wonky AI pathfinding. Thought they were alright.
>modders added jiggle physicsMeanwhile, AH takes ages to fix enemy clipping issues
>>565559845Probably Taiwanese or from Hong Kong. Remember they share the language and unless you're actually in the know you won't understand the difference between Cantonese, Traditional Mandarin, and Simplified Mandarin.
kill all coomers
>>565559905They're not taking ages to fix it, they're NOT fixing it, it fucks over the player so it's a feature
>>565559994a chink is a chink
>>565560264In that case you're no different from a jeet.
>>565560341How so? Find me a jeet with green eyes and pale skin
>>565560489
>>565560634>comparing jeet mutts with pure bred caucasian
>>565559014What difference would that make? This general and the sub reddit are the same.
>>565560926Look, that's what you get when you provide no proof. Either way I was just calling you brown lmao if you didn't get it. If you aren't lying though it's like comparing you with some slav golem like Alexus.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>565559905Mod?
>>565559905Tranime gacha trash.
>>565561157why do the automatons make themselves look like the strogg instead of cute girlsearth wouldnt stand a chance
>>565561157No more brother wars.
>>565561157hmm, maybe you have a point...
>>565561157Shitskin moment
>>565561157Maybe..Just maybe..We can be friends
>>565556212not now, Nanao
>>565555848are the chinese cheats back up to speed? I need a warbond.
>>565561192https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12126I don't know what this character is, but cute anime characters with weapons is a pretty cool combo
HelldiversI come and bring forgivenessMay we live together in h-BOOOOOMM
>>565561949the onomatopoeia takes away from the funny
You just don't get it, glazediver. AP4 Hive guards make the game literally unplayable.Anyway, you hopping on to watch OhDoughs stream? We gotta make some donations to support the big dawg!
>>565561949lmao fascist bug
>get a light tap on the ass>fucking die
>>565552896d6 is full fags that won't pull their own weight. Unless you're solo then that's weird af
>>565562108That's not a light tap, this is
>>565555682KuudereDeredere
>>565562042Oh God we all are
Redpill me on the Tesla sentry, can it single handedly handle a bug breach?
Is reddit really having a melty over spore bugs being fast? I remember the predator stalkers being at least this fast when they released. Also lobby doko?
>>565562373not reallyespecially with chargers and bile titans existing
>>565562373Fuck no. Chargers and titans will instantly target it
>>565562373Titan vomit says hiAlso it can be overwhelmedUse mines if you want an area of denial
>realism>stupid bugs instantly target sentries over players
>>565562373>bug breach>thrown down tesla about 20m away from the breach-smoke>blow up all the heavies>tesla handles the restez
>>565562602perhaps...theyre not as stupid as super earth says....
>>565555707i just tried it out for the first time, it's fine? It's like a pocket airburst shot, it's aight
>>565562602Loud and flashyMust be scratched!!
>>565562602>animal targets the loudest thing first!!!!!! holy
>>565562602bugs are very smort i'll have you know
>>565563006GET BACK IN THE HOLE
Link to ohdough's stream?
This game desperately needs warframe's "/unstuck" command
Wake up babe new Helldivers just droppedhttps://files.catbox.moe/pi1hfo.mp4
>MICAClosed it instantly
>>565563375>gachaslopkys chink
Waiter, more chargers please!
>>565563616>Three chargersWay too many. Why does AH balance this game for sweats?
>>565563375>grimdark apocalptical looking game>suddenly anime girls out of nowhere
>>565562773My guy is screaming pretty loud though.
>>565563375 this looks awful
>>565563813>suddenly
>>565560634Anyone can say anything on the internet.
>>565563375kek, the anime skin shader looks so out of place
>>565563960The pointYour head
So why doesn't spore have a subfaction indicator? AH incompetence again?
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243722714544/76561197999417031join up while I take a big fat dook
>>565563849Louder than giant machine guns?
>>565563375>chink clone>gachaslopCalled it. Looks and sounds like fucking shit too
Did they remove screaming when you overheat the DES? Soulless.
>>565564373He can get REALLY loud.
>>565564336space?
>>565564336full
>>565562773>animal decides to target the machinegun over a human with a machinegun
this chinaman is cooking something
>>565565313perhaps some tasty dog
>>565563375They'll do a better job than AH
>>565563329Never, what, you aren't pissing yourself laughing when you get stuck under a corpse or under a railing when you get randomly ragdolled by some bullshit?
>>565565313If they're cooking something, it's definitely with gutter oil.
>>565565313that is a Korean all day
>>565565313Thats a korean
Surely AH will rig this MO to let us on Oasis they wouldn't just promise 2 new biomes then not deliver right
>>565565668>>565565875whats the difference
>>565565986Their screams
>>565565986There's a small semblance of humanity in Korean's, can't say the same about chinkoids.
>>565563375>animeWhat with chinks desperately wanting to be Japanese? Didn't even try to come up with something of their own
snake eyes... hell yeah...
>>565566298cheater
>>565565986koreans are fully aware that their society is depressing, the chinese watch their equivalent of fox news and are convinced they are the pinnacle of civilization despite being an ongoing horror show and major supplier of liveleak content
>>565563375I hope this is an actual fucking game like codename bakery.
>>565556483Thank fuck they can't do three attacks at once like predditor strain, at least
>>565556610>nerf the recoilless, eruptor, crossbow, purifier, and napalm barrageFor once, they're unfathomably based
>>565557773>thinks there's a second new bione at allThat's why they won't let us get there
>>565563375>anime girls but also a less buggy gamenice
>>565554805youre still crying?
>>565566640AH would never do it because redditors and /hdg/ would review bomb the game again.
>>565555290Heres the qrd>Bugchaser makes "The Raped" a ritual post>Someone makes "bugchaser's law" like in the image>He sees this as a personal attack>Starts spamming racist imagry yesterday>Gets banned 3 times in a span of an hour with each post crying about how he keeps getting bannedIn other words, youre correct in your assertion that image was made by someone who was genuinely mad.
>>565567210Them fearing the review bombs is only proof that they deserve it, really.
>>565566940You're still raped?
>>565567492You got banned 3 times yesterday and you kept crying about the jannies slapping you each time. And then you made another image to show how mad it got you. You're unironically acting like a rape victim.
>>565567613>rape victim trying to deflect from the fact that he got buck broken by a single (1) imageLmfao See : >>565554805
>>565567806>Trying to pretend he didnt have a public melty because he kept spamming the same image that kept getting him banned each timeThe fact it took you this long to reply and all you were able to come up with is "lol deflecting" shows me how ashamed you are of it. Like I said, actual rape victim behavior.
>>565565986Koreans have a bunch of funny circles in their alphabet.
Some of you niggas ain't right in the head
>join a game>host has a melty and leaves>become a new squad leader>due to having my lobby set to private i now cannot get anyone to join with an SOS beacon>changing lobby privacy settings mid-game does nothing and you need to restart the gameamazing
>>565567931>rape victim trying to deflect again with "it took you too long to reply"He's your last (You) for today, rape victim.
>>565568053>Suddenly doesn't want to talk about itRape victim behavior.
It's quite telling everyone assumes Arrowhead does things out of malice solely under the reasoning that no one can be this retarded
>>565568149Because theres no other way to attribute their actions to anything but malice. And given what we've heard of Swedes from Stockholm, it gives more weight to that assumption.
What should a recoilless rifle nerf look like?
None at all.
>>565568350+0.2s solo reload time
>>565568350Reverting enemy and armor values back to how they were at launch so that every RR shot that isn't pixel perfect will only slightly tickle big units
>>565568350Self reloading takes 150% longer with no animations with the helldiver doing wacky xD piss-your-pants animation of them trying to insert the missile properly complete with new voice likes of them going "UHHHH, ERMMMM, HUUHHHHH"
>>565568149I mean, there was that time at launch where a few of them actively acted with hostility and outright told us they held malice for us. That lasted up until they all got mandatory HR sessions and suddenly started talking a lot less, deleting their posts, or outright leaving the discord.
Quasar statusIs it safe
>"NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE 2 OPTIONS IN THE MO BECAUSE..... YOU JUST CANT, OKAY!!! MAKE A CHOICE NOW!!!!"These GM's are so fucking petty.
>>565568531Add in a 50% chance of the helldiver not properly closing the chute even after the animation completes, requiring the helldiver suddenly bending down and closing the chute again when you press LMB like it does on the HMG and you got yourself a deal.
>>565568717Too slow on gloom. Far too much AT that needs attention.
>>565568804Its built for MarfarkMy fav bot drop after cyberstan
>>565568247>>565568695Aren't swedes and people from nordic contries in general autistic and socially inept because they hide in winter huts for 8 months of the year, never see the sun and eat rotten fish?
>>565568717Good against non-spore burst bugs. Outperformed by recoilless on the bot front and at least for now spore burst strain, but I doubt the latter won't get changed.
>>565565986chinese are sqaure boxes. korean are lines and circles.japanese are squiggly lines.
>>565568804Are you a solotranny?
>>565568717Probably not, you get one shot about every 15 seconds, but spore titans spawn like every five seconds, and need two quasar headshots compared to regular titans since they have slightly more HP. Also you need to sit on your ass for three seconds as it charges up, if you're in the midst of combat you will absolutely get molested by a scavenger or hunter moving at supersonic speed
>bug front loses all gains we've made for the year because we magically had 8 defense missions in less than a weekJoel can go fuck himself. Imagine ever caring about the galactic war after that. Complete arbitrary bullshit
>>565569298
>>565568729>wake up>defense mission on the planet we just took from the same front where there were already four invasionsjoel can go fuck himself
Soon we will be free of the Swede
>>565569418>>565568729They need to complete rework the defense mechanic. Fighting to take a planet over three days just to lose it entirely to a defense campaign is swedish levels of gay
>>565568350nerf the damage to EATs tier but decrease the reload time. killing tanks from the front is pretty busted
>>565569256Good thing you also have a grenade slot, 3 stratagems, and 3 other teammates.
>>565569256I like the cool down so I can rooon instead of sitting to reload while bugs crawl up my pantsIm sure thats why its damage takes a hit
mfw some asshole thought it was a good idea to being Stun Pods on a Gloom Bug mission.Why does this shit even exist?There is 0 use cases for this outside of trolling
>>565569298For a second i thought that image was a ninja turtle.
>>565569561Soulless garbage. Hopefully all the tranime gacha troons will leave this general when it comes out.
>>565569561>another garbage gacha with an afterthought of a gameplay stamped on topgenuinely more delulu than arrowhead glazers
>>565569561Stay the fuck out of Gay faggots General you already rip our models into this game
>>565569561>2028
>>565569159I thought you were talking about their overall shape and body typesAnd I agreed..
>>565569561give me a name at least
>>565569561>chinks instead of a real developer>3d tranime>gacha>looks like dogshit>probably 60$ entrance fee + countless micro transactions with no cheats to get around them
>>565569859just in time for EOS when arrowhead releases 2000 sc warbonds and locks new biomes with them
>>565569561>anime girl>realistic environment and firearmswords cannot express my hatred for this particular genre of troonslop
>>565555285That black scottish cyclops can go fuck himself.
>>565570123I genuinely thought this was a Helldivers 2 mod taking the piss. Even the sentries look vaguely similar.
New draw
>>565569561>oh cool trench combat I love WW1 ga->anime woman shows upHelldiver to bridge, requesting a 380 barrage on this location. Now.
DOKO
>>565570282This feels familiar.Nice drawing though.
>>565569672>bug missions on HD1 where one turbosweat max level retard keeps spamming EMS and getting you killed because you can't run away from the bugsIt's tradition
>>565568717Needs a damage buff>>565569256>need two quasar headshots compared to regular titansEAT and Quasar fags will pretend this is fine
>>565570123>>565569761>>565570052>>565569832>>565569761Go back, glazers
>Exo arms work on the emplacementneat
grow up tr*nime troon
>Hey guys here are some new planet biomes go take one of them>As payment though we'll be capturing 5 planets backWhy are they like this?
>>565570552Yes, we need more power creep. Give a damage buff to the qusar and cut its cool down to a third of what it is now.
>>565570473Dutch tranny moment
>let me show the general full of future military larper chuds my troonime slop go fuck off back to twitter and die please
>>565570712it's a FREE paid update, chud. Some compensation is necessary.
>>565569561This kinda looks like Super Punch: The Video Game which is an aesthetic I do not personally care for but at least the market is making things to compete with Helldivers.
So how's it been these past couple months? I left after Cyberstan.
>>565570465FEED US
>>565570123Finally someone says it.
>>565569561>the repliesthe glazeniggers are afraid.
>>565570890Bitch doesn't even have claws this is just a shitty cosplay
>>565570886Bufftroons and gamer dads are having another melty currently.
>>565570932if whatever the fuck this game is peaks at half of helldivers playercount i'll let you suck my dick
>>565568997Just swedes.
>>565570886
>>565570932Just as afraid as warfags are of last descendant.
Its MY FRV and I get to choose the song!https://youtu.be/7kF3_IFPaJA?si=as1vv_b8alwNf5F5
>>565571029>Spotted the salty dane, norwegian or finn
heavy pen beltfed shotgun when
>>565569561Unless this runs on a phone and can be put on auto pilot it's dead on arrival.Tranime gacha fags don't play video games on computers.
>>565571251many such cases
>>565571251>spotted any scandinavian (except for fins) that isn't swedishSherlock holmes over here.
It's nice seeing everyone collectively shit on tranimefags for a change.
lobby decidessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243732141480/76561198008364447
>>565570890wrong pic
>>565568489This>>565569617Or this.The RR at its core is just a reloadable EAT, where you trade off the short cooldown for the ability to have as much ammo as there is resupplies or ammo boxes. And with how much stock it gets, how fast it reloads, and how much ammo gets returned fro pickup, there's no real reason why it should do so much fucking damage.The Spear has a good reason to have that much damage, and the current state of the RR is part of why the Spear is so ass right now.
>>565571331With the breakthrough's flak cannon arm we have some precedent for such a thing.
>>565571226I'll go check the steam charts for a good laugh now and again. This shit's doing darktide numbers
>>565571438I dont like how all anime stuff now kinda stem from SAO and Genshin
>>565571550Is that not just a porn game?
>>565571550The schizophrenic russian shilling this in /wfg/ always cracks me up.
>>565571675Do NOT post the "gameplay".
>>565570946yeah, I like this artist a lot but his terminids are kinda eeh in this department>>565571504too much exposed flesh 6/10
>>565571550Coomerslop is always doomed to fade into obscurity. Coomers cant stick to one game because they eventually get desensitized to it and then just move on to the next. And this isnt even going into how coomerslop games are generally really bad gameplay-wise.
>>565571550They had the potential but just couldn't help but be greedy gooks interested in short term gains and ridiculous grinds
>>565550910All fun and games until some "stealth" fag starts using your call-ins as 'nid bait
>>565571851>posts a single player game with a short campaign
>>565571851Isn't that a single player game?
>>565570049Reverse Collapse F - Helldivers clone by Girls Frontline devs
>>565572060>>565572065>Posts single player ga-ACKYou're going to have to cope better than that.
>>565571675to put it into perspective their majorly hyped 'summer update" last year was just a batch of swimsuit skins for the female roster
>>565571504That tongue...Democracy can wait.
>>565572119funnily enough CP is also a porn game
>>565571851>>565572119>retard posts a singleplayer game with a fraction of the budget as an "own"This general is truly the most retarded.
>>565572276In the same sense that skyrim is a porn game.
>>565552962>FRV swarmSex sex sex sex sex
>>565571550>>565571675>>565572152Warframe has been making gorrillions out of borderline porn skins recently albuthoweverbeit
>>565572315>Muh budget!Expedition 33 had a less than 10 million budget.Shitter Blade 30-50 million dollar budget
>>565572276
>>565572408it's borderline but allowed since that's never been what the game was about. the problem with TFD is instead of EoSing the game when they saw the writing on the wall they just milked their coomer fanbase for every dime they had and didn't bother to do anything else with the game
>>565572408he doesn't play what he shitposts about
>>565572315>
le beluga whale has arrived
>>565572613>that's never been what the game was aboutAnon...
>>565571504the bug butt is kind of too much, like where am i supposed to fuck here...
>>565572759don't rewrite history. Stevekino had a different soul that coomer fags could never hope to approach. The games become steadily more enshittified under reb sadly
>>565572508>>565572751
>>565572842>>565571504>>565570890
>>565572753i present to yougunit shoots bullets
>>565572842Like centaur woman anon.
>fun mechs (especially the shield one)>Meh guns>Fun support weapons>Fun speed armor (mostly the light armor)It's a shame the mechs had to be in a warbond cause of swedish greed but overall the warbond is incredibly fun
>>565573025i ride it?
>>565572930>"Only I'm allowed to move the goalpost!"Also equating quality with budget is pure, unfiltered cope. Coomerslop lost.
>someone puts gas grenades on extra on 11>bro why?>ITS NO BIG DEAL JUST DONT STEP ON THEM!>shoot him and his anal buddy>OMG YOURE SO STUPID!Just don't get shot bro.
>>565573218what?
>>565573146>>565572751Completely missed the point too.
>>565573083You're not allowed to say that here.
>>565573218Did you have a stroke?
>>565573218
Turning the Lumberer into a dedicated AT mech makes it way cooler
>>565573407Everyone knows the bigger the budget the better the game, right?
>>565573536I think you need to take your meds.
>>565573530Why is one of them lifted in the air like its a 90's caricature of a gangster?
>>565573670Because a left handed cannon doesnt exist
>we captured brilliance too early >now we will lose it right before the MO endsAS A SWEDISH KEKOLD I LOVE LOSING
>>565573601>"Bro, its math! The bigger the budget the better the ga--ACK!" Coomerslop lost.
>>565573083>Fun mechs, but only one of them>meh guns>fun speed armor, but only one of them>warbond is incredibly funYou mean incredibly average to bad if there are only 2 fun items
>>565573083The pissile is great
>>565573867>concord>coomerwot
>>565573530>mech is just a mobile artillery platformSurprisingly kino
>>565573867At this point you're literally arguing with shadows. Do I seriously have to point out how literally no one said that except you?>"coomerslop lost">posts literal half a billion dollar failure that's the furthest from coomerslopYou literally have sub 100 IQ christ man.
>>565574106The coomer was trying to argue: bigger budget: better game and therefore more players (coomer logic, dont ask)
>>565571438Step 1: Denial - HD2 will never be surpassed despite how much i cry and piss myself over it and Arrowhead every single dayStep 2: Anger - the fucking animefags DARE make a helldivers 2 knockoff?-=YOU ARE HERE=-Step 3: Bargaining - Okay it might be a sweep but us REAL PC gamers hold fast. #Another60DayPatchStep 4: Depression - Why did Arrowhead do this to us? Why did I shit on the game that delivered everything Arrowhead couldn't?Step 5: Acceptance - The last man in /hdg/ finally kneels to anime, the thing he insists isn't rooted in 4chan culture because he began browsing in 2016
>>565574187See: >>565574193
>coomer was trying argue [literal argument I made up in my head]Please stop, man. Shit is getting embarrassing. Even more now that I know you're being unironic.
>spear STILL isn't the premiere anti heavy spam weaponjust give this thing like 8k damage and be doneremove the extra rocket there's no point when it still takes 2
Tfw no warbonds with gear based on slain enemies
>>565574131>one arm is an AT cannon>the other fires Airburst to delete chaff and mediumsIf only AH was capable of producing such kino
>>565574193>calling a coomer retarded but then bringing up concord as coomer slop because only a coomer would think that game would succeed despite it and its devs being anti coomThat anon is right, you're retarded
>>565574329>>565574402>"Muh budget!"Shitter Blade fell off because coomerslop is trash. Not because the budget or some other magical reason you made up in your head. Time to stop coping.
dude literally spends hours arguing in bad faith in these threads so much that he literally makes up schizo arguments in his head lmao
>>565574381True, it didn't need 1 more rocket, but that's nice, it just needs fuck off damage to make 99.99% of enemies to fuck off instantly
>>565574131I wish there was an Exo grenade launcher, because then it really could be
>>565572759>warframe was originally a coom gameTime for your meds.
>>565573867... Did you post the wrong image?
>>565574525>>565574581See: >>565574518
>>565572613>borderline but allowed since that's never been what the game was aboutDE is like two updates away from adding a warframe or deluxe skin with a gaped pussy and fully modeled cervix what are you talking about
>>565574518>single player fell off!Actual retard lmfao.
>going to take us to the line to even get to big rock>throw an invasion of brilliance inThis ain't even rigging this is just outright having us lose. Which I find really funny with them advertising the Big Rock biome when we are not going to see it.
>double, triple, quadruple backpeddlingyea anon, at some point your schizo argument will become a reality. one day.
>>565550506is performance fixed? haven't played since viper commandos because of this
uh oh guccinigger melty
>>565574686See: >>565572119>>565574731See: >>565574518
>>565574546>Throw my Exo grenade with my Exo grenade launcher>It explodes on contact with the ground, releasing it's payload of 30 exosuits>The exosuits also explode, the resulting carnage destroying all enemies (and me) in a 20 meter radius as the exosuit ragdolls breakdance amd fly about>Game crashes
>>565574518>Shitter Bladewhat the fuck are you even talking about, retard? It was extremely popular the very moment it released on PC
>>565574690I love malicious devs>they say our war is rigged and that it sucks!>we'll rig it harder and make them lose>whining about not getting medals if you don't log in?>proceeds to make sure we never win MOs anywayslmfaooooo>>565574904It's an AH intern trying to stop people noticing and shitting on the issues with HD2
>>565574904See: >>565571851>>565574838See: >>565574518
>>565574668You joke but there's an unironic birthing QTE in one of the quests, we're already knee deep in degeneracy
>>565575034That's based though, because it made the trannies in the community shit their pants (pus-bloody shart. actually)
>>565575034Was it real in your head?
>ask him kindly to stop>he's still going ontruly the most retarded general
>>565575034>Behold our new Warframe! It's inspired by futa cock vore fetish art.This will be Warframe in 2027
>>565573218based
>>565574838I was going to say that it's a bit early, but it's also saturday. Lucky fella might have gotten a quarter-day off at work.
>>565575157See: >>565574518
>>565575181Can i still get into warframe on time for that?
>>565574690Sorry hellchuds, you took one of the options too quickly, you WILL bite you nails(takes three planets over two days)
>Make 2 new biomes>3 planets>2 planets with only one of the new biome is instantly accesable>Make the other one on a third planet behind a massive mountain of shitWHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
>>565575896>he thinks the other biome is realAnother hellchuddie falling for bug propaganda...
>>565575896>We want the GW to be more meaningful >NOOO NOT LIKE THAT GIVE ME CONTENT
>>565576015Unironically, yes. The GW is a big nothing burger with zero consequence that soley exists for Udits izzat farm.
>>565575157And he keeps replying to himself lmfao
>>565574668Citrine is close enough
>>565576169See: >>565574518
>>565573976Never said the other mech and armor were bad, I just prefer the one over the other but I still use em. Guns I just can't get into because I'm a scorcherfag and I like the missile pistol but it's pretty situational but fun to play around with
>>565576015They literally haven't made it more meaningful and only make it more of a nothing burger system that no one cares about because the devs don't want us doing anything but the MO and if we behave then they might not do rigging, maybe.
Uh oh, the chud divers thought they could liberate two spore bug shitholes. Better cause a fuckhuge attack on the first planet to stop them from getting progress on the second one! And, if the chud divers fail the defense, they lose the MO too!
>>565576015If literally any other live service devs spent a ton of time talking up content and even advertising it then just locked it behind a pile of bullshit that no player has a realistic chance of getting through they'd be called retarded, yet when AH does it it's defended.
>>565576336Uhhh its called "meaningful choices" and "strategy" chuddie.
DOKO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>565576150It's still incredible that after two years, the only additiona to the galactic war are:>we can set your capture rate to 0 whenever we please now>we (temporarily) moved the MO progress bar to the top of the map>we (temporarily) added limited lives to a single MOAnd somehow our impact on the GW became even MORE restricted
This is happening because you broke Udit's bot MO streak
>>565576556And remember, pilesofshit told us that joel wants MORE control over the GW.
>NEAT>EAT>Leveller>CommandoThere you are, nubugs are solved.
>>565575896Imagine being the dev who spent all that time working on and designing the Big Rock biome only for Joeldit to just design it so that the players(outside of hackers) will quite literally never see it.
So, its been a while since the last "Legendary" warbond. What franchise its gonna be next ?
>>565576726Gears of war
>>565576701kinda NEAT how you can one shot a titan if you shoot it in the ass
Don't forget that while we were grinding a 2mil hp planet down, Joel felt it necessary to capture 3 planets to offset us liberating 1 planet.
>>565576821And is now taking back that 1 we liberated.
(You) just became the new Joel. Come up with good MO campaigns and gimmicks NOW!
>>565576909you need to impregnate a bug girl or super earth is lost
>>565554372>that missile is targeted to the bile titan's current position!>where's the bile titan mansley?
>>565576487If literally any other live service devs made 90% of the content additions for their paid game into a monthly MTX tax their playerbase would storm their studio, nail the devs to crosses, and parade them through the street. But it's defended when AH not only does it since launch but keeps making it worse.
>>565576327>Never said the other mech and armor were badBecause we all know it's shit and a downgrade from the first game just like the bulletstorm which they need to boost it's ergo and unrape it's damage falloff if they wanna keep the change to lightpen>never said the other armors were bad just prefer one over the othersThe light armor does have more use cases than the others with the heavy being the only one where you need to gauge if you want more armor and headshot reduction or the stamina from medium with extra padding>pissile is situational and funOn bots with supply pack, free targeting, sapper armor and giga nades is really fun
>>565576909The menkent line but like it actually works if the divers win and now bots have to use alternate routes encoraging different planets instead of the same 4 forever.
>>565576719Saaaar do not expect any recognition or payoff for your work
>>565576810Really? How? When all bomblets explode on the back?
>>565576719Hackers and modders are having a great time with the game compared to normies.
>>565576726Since I'm pretty sure that Piles hasn't had any real influence over the game or its direction since at least last year, it'll be a collab that goes completely against his wishes.Final Fantasy XIV.
>>565576719Tbf, the swiggers are going on vacation. Might as well stretch the content a little so people cant say they aint getting anything
So the only way to win this MO is to win Joel's bullshit defense but half the bugniggers don't want to defend the planet.
>>565576719Worse thing is that it's a good biome, and they put it on one(1) planet on the piss end of nowhere instead of having at least two on each front. They did this with magma worlds too, have more on other fronts why restrict biomes like this?
>>565576726Miku
>>56557672640k
>>565577310when he goes to spit on you he like extends his ass towards you if you shoot it with NEAT it just explodes into his womb i dunno just deletes it
>>565577157Why are indians like this?
>>565562661Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!
>>565577387Has he even mentioned any video games he likes
>>565576909I establish rules for all factions and communicate these rules in a concise and simple manner.Then I apply those rules.
>>565576726It's gonna be either >Astra militarum because GW loves money and whoring out 40k >backpack support weapon hellgun>defoliator but one handed melee weapon secondary>las cannon sniper rifle with heavy pen>armor is democracy(emperor) protects mixed with whatever the fuck>>565576801>gears How will they make the CoG acronym fit like they did with ODSTs? Also>lancer makes the defoliate irrelevant >hammer of dawn support weapon that is like the solo silo target finder but it calls in a orbital laser on a single target before going on cooldown>armor is siege ready with extra melee damage, siege ready because heckin reloading is important in gears and melee for extra chainsaw bayonet damage
>>565577550Well we could gambi(the invasion is from bore rock and not terrek) It's over
forgot how fun it is to barrel stuff harvesters with the double freedom and arc resist armor
I don't think it's just the first few meters of the stream being bugged the Lumberer flamethrower feels weaker than the Cremator somehow
>>565577568>desert oasis kinoWHAT THE FUCK
>>565577862>makes the defoliate irrelevantThis alone guarantees that they'll do it
>>565577862>lancer makes the defoliate irrelevantJust make it medpen
>>565577927Because it is, it uses the flame sentry, not the cremator
>uhm your driver is out of datejust launch the game cuck.
need lobby link bros
>>565551494Clan Nova Cat go home you're drunk
>>565577923this and the bulletstorm have been my mindless masses loadout since the warbond came outtalon for the watchers
>>565578036Trve>>565578047>medpenToo much work when they can copy and paste
>>565577568AH's maliciousness or retardation? Call it
>>565578753>talon for the watchersPeople can call me "bad" but I love the warrant for the watcher/observer swarms
>>565576801No thanks. I don't want to play as a pedophile.
>>565578849Swede's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice.
Backpack slot unused = waste of stratagem
>>565579551call one in for me then yeah?
>>565577862>backpack support weapon hellgunDo this swedes and my money is yours
This defense is easily winnable when the blob realizes the DSS moved.
>>565576726Unreal Tournament. Screencap this.
>>565579551thankfully you're a shitter so i can take yours lol
Why do these niggas not bring anti tank weapons against nubugs? I'm the only one with EATs and Commando.
>>565576726Its really interesting how the players depict helldivers as badasses but arrowhead keeps wanting everyone to think theyre bumbling retards. Like holy shit, read the fucking room.
>>565579965Your fault for playing with randoms
>>565579551>ask my buddy to call in his backpack once its off cooldown>we now have an extra slotBrain issue
>>565579965bullet storm takes care of chargers>bile titansnot my problem
>>56558006380% of randoms are competent, in my experience. I have played 400 hours with randoms on D10. I don't understand where the hate in this thread for randoms come from.
>>565580686It's a fairy tale that shitters push because they're too scared to play without their little friend group.
>>565579965My full squad of creamy gators has no problem without dedicated AT weaponry
>>565580036>elite drop shock troops given access to and trained to use state of the art weaponry, vehicles and commandeers a literal space equivalent of a Navy Destroyer with fuck off amounts of firepower that they even get to direct where and when to fire>yeah these guys are le expendable untrained retardsMedia literate and logical!>freedom of choosing your armor with any booster>helldiver color schemes for your armorsMedia illiterate.I'm starting to believe that "Bacon flavored apples" is code for "Something that costs small amounts of dev time and would benefit the player in any way"
>>565581241>He thinks the divers control the shipKek, retard. The democracy officer and the ship are valuable. The divers are cheap and number in the countless billions.
>>565580036>ha we tricked you! you fell for le heckin super earth propaganda! helldivers are all retarded losers!also AH>every gameplay video you see is canon btw
>>565581492You, the Helldiver choose where the ship goes, whether that be the current MO planet(s) or some backwater shithole. You also choose where it fires. Anything else is a moot point.
>>565580036>>565581521Have you seen how most people play?
>>565581767And yet they still complete missions and make the enemies of supa urf look like retards. Also their own rule of videos being canon creates self inflicted psychic damage on their swigger brains when they see autists solo d10s
>>565581717>You, the Helldiver choose where the ship goes, whether that be the current MO planet(s) Nope that's just done for practical reasons. Your logic is flawed in the same way that the 4 players all get thawed and launched from the same ship but each player has their own super destroyer once on the ground.
>>565582149I accept your concession.
>>565582007>And yet they still complete missionsUmm yeah because those same shitters cried and threw a months long temper tantrum until AH made the game easy enough for them. You haven't been here since 2024 of February, have you?
>>565581492Helldivers do control the ship. They tell it where to go. What barrages it can and cant use. Even the democracy officer, someone who theoretically has more authority doesnt have any real say in where the destroyer goes.
usecase for breaker spray & pray?
>>565582197>>565582323Why does the whole squad get thawed out on the same ship but each member of the squad has their own super destroyer once they hit the ground? You guys are probably dumb enough to think the tutorial is the actual full training of a helldiver too, huh?
Tried out one of those Expendable builds and its shocking decent on these speed bugs.Laser Dog XMGEATSolo Silo/Leveler/NEAT
>>565582363giving me something to do once i've finished leveling all the other weapons
>>565582629
>>565551398Really? I was on the fence about buying it yesterday someone said it sucks and I just got python commandos instead
>>565582629So you agree that the super destroyer is always at the back and call of a helldiver?
>>565582736Does the helldiver own the ship or is the helldiver being given access to the ship's weapons for the purpose of the mission? Does a real life soldier who calls in an airstrike have actual full control of a war plane? Try using your brain, dumbass.
>>565582901>Splitting hairsConcession accepted
>>565582652Gas minesMG sentryLaser dogSpeargun
yes, you control where the super destroyer goes.yes, all your helldivers who are dead in the past, your current present one and the future ones yet to be thawed out are all a single consciousness (you, the player)
>>565582945Cope response. You lost, tranny.
>>565579965>EATs and Commando.>nubugsholy dead weight
>>565582948Youd better start praying your teammates brought plenty of AT
>>565583031Cope response. You lost, tranny.
>>565582901And what do you typically call the person who both directly controls a ship's destination and where/when it fires?
>>565582629>the tutorial is the actual full training of a helldiver too, huh?Reddit said so and they have media literacy degrees
>>565580686>80% of randoms are competent, in my experienceThe issue is that the 20% are so irredeemablydogshit that they are the only ones you remember.
>>565583165that won't be necessary I max out at d8
>>565583063meaningless criterion
>>565582901idk why this is still being argued when it's stated ingamethe ship and all of its resources are on loan to whichever helldiver is currently thawed, the only thing the helldivers own are the maintenance and repair costs that get offloaded to them
>>565582901>Does a real life soldier who calls in an airstrike have actual full control of a war plane?Does a real life soldier have his own personal destroyer with a full crew and war plane that he gets to decide where and when it goes somewhere and specifically what missions to carry out?
Spore Titans are pretty well designed, intentionally or not. In a vacuum they're not threatening just the lethal stomp aside from ragdolling. But it still activates people's lizard brain where they see big thing scary and they try and focus it down despite a million other threats in their view.
>>565582306>You haven't been here since 2024 of February, have you?I've been around since launch so I know how AH operates and I played HD1 back on my piss4. You clearly are a retard that wants to argue. lmao
>>565583317Even at D8 BT spam is ridiculous
>>565583229>He still thinks the diver actually controls the location. >He still doesn't realize that it's a purposeful misrepresentation for the sake of practicality like the tutorial.Arguing with double digit IQ niggers is so tiresome.
>>565583415>Does a real life soldier have his own personal destroyer with a full crew and war plane that he gets to decide where and when it goes somewhere and specifically what missions to carry out?No, and neither do the Helldivers. They're carpooling a rental.
>>565583370Care to tell the class where you got this information?
>>565582629>Why does the whole squad get thawed out on the same ship but each member of the squad has their own super destroyerBecause Sweden wanted all 4 players to be together in the pregame lobby.
>>565583370Then why do the other members of the squad get thawed out on the same super destroyer?
>>565583569>No, and neither do the HelldiversOh, so the helldiver doesnt decide where his own destroyer with a full crew and war plane that he gets to decide where and when it goes somewhere and specifically what missions to carry out? Your argument is like saying the president doesnt have any power or weight because term limits. Youre dumb as hell, bruh
>>565583575The Helldivers contract that's available in the tutorial.
>i-it's just for rentNew cope?
>>565583370Ownership isn't part of the question, but you as the currently thawed and operating helldiver are the de-facto commanding officer on the ship.>>565583549I'm afraid you've lost. You've argued yourself into a corner and cannot answer a simple question as that would instantly invalidate your pitiful argument.
>>565583668Wow! You mean like for the sake of convenience? Kinda like how the player choosing the planet and operation on the map is done for convenience as well.
>>565583710Go ahead and travel to a location that Super Earth doesn't allow you to access then, since you have total control over it.
>>565583735Post it then.
>>565583370>divers are so competent they can be thawed out and in seconds can make tactical choices and ship commands that result in dozens to hundreds of complete missions and millions of dead enemiesYou owned yourself
>>565583741>>565583750I think he fell into his own delusions like most redditors fall into. He thinks were arguing that our helldiver is the same person (and they are. If you think overwise youre a swede cum guzzler
>>565583750Claiming victory after getting BTFO is really pathetic.
>>565583891>goes looking at a black hole for the rest of the galactic warWhat now big boy?
>>565582948rape seia
>>565583891>DeflectionCope response. You lost, tranny.
>retarded faggots are arguing over headcanon againYou dumbfucks still think you're playing as clones too, don't you.
>>565583891>OH SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE FREE CONTROL HUH>WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF THEN HAHA DIDNT THINK SO BUDDY
>>565582948>>565584091Mid mission SEX with seia posters
>>565584109Youre fighting demons in your head again (and losing)
>>565584109>trying to shift the argument to this after getting btfo'd Sad! Pathetic!
>>565584037>>565584102>>565584183>zero argumentsGo ahead and display that total control and free will
>>565584386You lost.
The democracy officer can terminate a helldiver's contract at their own discretion Meaning that the helldiver onboard isn't truly in control of the ship. The helldiver on board is only allowed to travel to approved warzones. The helldiver's are expendable and easily replacable puppets
>>565584386>Go ahead and display that total control and free willGo ahead and upload a webm where the game picks a planet for you to dive on for you and you have no say in the matter.
>>565584386>t-try to go to a planet the devs wont let you since you can only go to hostile planets>see you dont have 100% free control like you could irl if you were a commander with total controllmfaooooo peak cope
Stop replying to yourself on cooldown, all you're doing is just bumping the thread, stupid
>>565584485That's like saying a general isn't actually in command of his armies because whoever rules the country can just replace him.
>>565584485>the threat of mutiny means you're not in controlDamn. Peasants were the true kings all along..
>>565582363mindless masses.
>>565584485>heh unless you're the Super President's handlers you actually have no real control, actually
>>565580036It really gives you cognitive dissonance, doesn't it? Helldivers, the expendable cannon fodder who somehow move like Delta Force soldiers ,with an insane arsenal at their disposal. Enormous firepower that could dust a whole planet. They are trained in handling numerous different weapons and vehicles. They can choose weapons and vehicles however they like, choose their own uniforms.
>LOOK LOOK THE CAPTAIN ISN'T ALLOWED TO TRAVEL TO SWEDEN AND TARGET FIRE AT STOCKHOLM INSTEAD OF [CURRENT WARZONE] HE CLEARLY DOESNT CONTROL THE SHIP
>>565584897Im waiting for you to respond to this: >>565584542
>>565584694>Peasants were the true kings all along.Does he know?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243746697348/SPORE BUG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565584897Shit, mb. Misread the comment. Sorry, bro.
>>565584758That's literally how it works in the US though.
>come back to helldivers after a long abscense because I hear we got a mech update>go to boot up the game after updating it>get a warning that my drivers are out of date>they are as up to date as they can be for my card (I am still on w10)>hit skip/continue on the notification>game crashes before starting upSo am I just fucked then and can't play anymore? Is everyone seriously on wangblows 10?
>>5655850062/4
>>565585178just play on linux lil bro
Between this and Slopstiny 2 I'm convinced once a live service game becomes popular on launch it get's taken over and used to conduct psychological experiments on us goyim.>>565585121>Super Earth is just like real life!That's why Super Tel Aviv was part of the SE defense.
>>565585178oops, I meant wangblows 11*
>>565585178The game crashing is most likely due to an update in the anti-cheat. Try verifying files then restarting.
>>565585178I'm on Loonix.
>four pods in concept art>makes sense for four players>one pod in game>clipping issuesThese devs are so goddamn lazy
>>565585178make sure you have no mods enabled. Search the folder for patch_ files and remove them all from the data folder if you had any old ones.
>>5655850062/4GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>565585178>Is everyone seriously on wangblows 10?I will never use windows 11 saar
no steamidno join
>>565585361Le concept art.. Isn't LE GAME!?
>>565585259>>565585358I just read that people on linux couldn't even boot the game>>565585442see >>565585320, i misspokeso you're still able to play? you verified your files or whatever and you stopped getting cockblocked by the driver update prompt?
>>565554805my favorite shitposter
>>565585556>I just read that people on linux couldn't even boot the gameFixed
>>5655850063/4NEED 1 MORE GIGACHUD
>>565585564You shouldve seen him yesterday. Dude was crying about the jannies.
>open hd2>boots up>see diver walking on the ship>50% chance to freeze and CTD even with 0 mods enabledjust me? i fucking hate this shit
>>565585556>so you're still able to play?I am indeed still able to play while on windows 10.
so, is this even worth bringin over ultimatum?with izzat pistol, I have to aim to the face and hope the snail speed bullet doesnt misswith ultimatum, I can just aim at the general direction and do bigger damage
>>565585686No, the crashes have been insane. I barely even want to play right now never knowing when this piece of shit is just going to stop working.
>>565585686
>>565585006fvll
>>565585006FULL
>>565585178use windows 11 LTSC it just works, and has none of the AI garbage bloat that pro/home version hashttps://massgrave.dev/windows_ltsc_links
>>565585849>>565585178Stop trying to play on your shit box toaster machine.
>>565585775You have figured that question out by yourself. If you suck and can't aim, then the Pissile is not for you.
>Dickle>PissleWhat else can I bring for my penis build?
this is the only game that manages to giga freeze reset my pchow is that even possible?
>>565585962sure bro let me just draw several thousand dollars out to buy a new PC thanks to fucking kikes and their trillion dollar AI scam
>>565585945I'm staying on Windows 10 LTSCI tried 11 LTSC and it was ass
>>565586186kek
>>565586186what is this poltergeist tier shit?
>>565585775If you have good aim it can be worth it on bots. If you have okay or bad aim a supply pack with it is fun depending on the mission since you can use it to snipe things like turrets/mortars and dropship obj on top of being able to one tap hulks or use in a devastator conga line in a tight space. It's not crazy but it can easily be fit into loadouts if you don't wanna bring an ultimatum.
>>565586113i only have that happen when I try to load armory at the start of the game and quickly go through all the armors
>>565586186>helicopter bitc- nah just kidding
>>565585283>Between this and Slopstiny 2 I'm convinced once a live service game becomes popular on launch it get's taken over and used to conduct psychological experiments on us goyim.That's actually all media you consume, almost nothing is not propaganda or surveillance.
>>5655863327 minute malicious code.
There is $220 dollars worth of dlc in this game.
>>565586541uhhh just grind for 1000 hours and stop whining?!
>>565586541thats around $20 if you buy it from chinese at ebayso im not complaining
>>565583860Except there is dialog from the ships browns envious of our ability to command a Super Destroyer. Why have such a strong opinion on something you clearly don't know anything about?
>>565586541>cant cheat sc anymore for newfriendsits joever
on these new bug planets flamethrower is easy and OP setupbut what other setups work?
>>565586541Do you know that you can farm the SCs? Is FREE, you should be thankful that is even an option
Not a single primary weapon feels good to me save for the plasma purifier.
https://x.com/LancesEmporium/status/2050561008326848794>Embark Studios headquartered in SwedenWhat the fuck is it with Swedes?>Make amazing game>Fuck it up with nonsensical balance and shitty patches
>>565587039>your time is worth nothing>please redeem the izzat and farm sc without cheats
>>565587039Why is this 40 dollar game monetized like a f2p game?
just got a 5th warbond and none of the remaining ones really scream "must have" to me rn, what's a superstore item I should pick up? Mountain Scaled looks neat, though I'd also like to try the sweeper while it's still good
sex with spore bugs
>>565556793Reminder that to this day we have zero proof anyone was doxxed. It was all he said she said.
gud mornin smelldiverstiem 2 daiv
>>565587175Peak goysumer
>>565586008leveler kind of looks phallic>>565586113swede code>>565587364yeah try the sweeper out, tho be advised it will ruin you on all other shotguns except maybe the double freedom>712that's gucci bait
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243749845489/76561198023232654lobby
>>565588485full
>>565585775With gunship patrols being a thing now this'll be a sure pick on bot missions for me
>>565588485I get the intent behind that image, but the way this game works the host is more "Random" than you being able to pick who hosts, at least the network end, since it defaults thats to whom it determines to have the best connection right?
>Why Spore Bugs Feel So Fast Now (And How to Beat Them)motherfucker they don't FEEL faster they ARE fasterfucking ecelebs
>>565588989That's just non-host cope when they die despite all the crutches they get.
>>565589371do they or do they not feel faster as a result of being faster
>>565588485you don't want me hosting i know i tried and it was the biggest piece of dogshit
>>565588989No, host is very obviously P1. This was plain to see before they fixed alpha commanders.
>>565588989Non-hosts sometimes get some very hot moments, but when you're hosting it becomes very clear you're the host.
>>565585006back to 3/4JUMP IN
>>565588989it definitely used to be a thing early on in the game's days, made obvious by the >block network host and glitch the mission bugyou could sometimes block the host and nothing would happen, then block his boyfriend and the mission would desync into oblivion
>"The players are mad? Thats... thats so awful! it makes me want to take my 3 month vacation about it!"
>the movespeed armor is better for melee than the melee armorsUh...
What was the reasoning behind making Eagle-1 sound like a sexy cowgirl?
>>565591704its based
>>565591615I want a melee attack speed armor
NO MORE CRACK BUGS
>>565591704don't call my wife sexy
bug events fucking suck donkey nigger dick, broMAN I WANNA SHOOT SOME BOTS MAN AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>inb4 just play botsit's not the same
>>565592601based order following diver
>>565592510Does Luxuriant not have crack bugs?
>>565592601Bro we already lost the MOJust go play bots already ya autist
i have successfully extracted 10
>New warbond releases>immediately start losing MOs again>Deprives returnfags of medals and stretches the bond's lifespanI'M NOOOOTICINGOOOOOOOOOOOO
>get a triple digit view autistic HD2 clan recruitment video in my reccs on jewtube>part of their whole shtick is focused around liberating Menkent and holding it>because of how AH changed the galactic war early on these spergs will never ever fulfill their fantasy unless Menkent is part of a MOLmfao. And AH said they want players to make their own story and lore with the galactic war... LMFAOOOOOOO
>>565576726Rayman. Give us a rocket powered fist or some shit
>>565577862>>armor is siege ready with extra melee damage, siege ready because heckin reloading is important in gears and melee for extra chainsaw bayonet damageisn't this reinforced epaulets
>>565580036SEAF are what AH is trying to claim Helldivers are. SEAF spinoff game when?
>>565593478epaulets loses the extra mags tho and I think the reload isnt as fast
>>565576726Ape Escape.
>>565593494I heard arrowhead didnt make SEAF which is where the discrepancy comes from. So theyre just another outsourced asset
>>565592985more players = less liberation You can thank Narrowhead for that.
>>565593494Last night I was duo diving on bots and for some reason there was always at least 5 - 10 seaf around us and they made the mission exponentially easier. SEAF are the real deal, us divers are peasants.>SEAF have more HP>SEAF dont get ragdolled they just flinch
>>565593620dutch tranny moment
>>565593705What do the swedes even do?
>>565593840wat
>>565593620>super sprint hula hoop that damages enemies in your path>one handed glider with better flight than hover pack, but only allows one handed weapons>an actual stun baton idk, sounds like a recipe for success imo
>>565593705>This is why they don't match the og corpse models>This is why AH kills them with glee in any trailer they appear inI believe itIt's just like them to completely ignore how popular they are with fans and just treat them like disposable art assetsEven though their fucking gooncord server tag is literally SEAF
Man heavy armor sucks ass for these missions you're just fucking dead
>>565594054They really hate it when you like things in their game
>>565593885>What do the swedes even do?Go on vacation and put in all the live service coaching from bungo to good use
>>565593885Oh you sweet summer child
>>565591704men yearn for the sexy maverick
>>565593885eat hot chip and twerk
