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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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oreng
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Digitan LOVE
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all umas are rapists
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join Autis/uma/! We're right now an a rank club that could get to a+ if (you), yes (you)! join us! We have one slot open up right now!
The only rules are dont flatline, and play the game. join your comfy new club today by applying here or in game with /uma/ in your bio!
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Can a fukufriend tell me how Fuku Armor's unique works? It never procs for me.
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Mambo!
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>>565566643
@Umagrok is this true?
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clocked kikuka sho with 680 stam award
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this thread will be gayer
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>>565566826
Proof?
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>>565566713
Did you read the activation criteria on gametora already? It's quite straight forward
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>my CM12 hybrid Grass got a win
What the fuck
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>>565566876
I'm here, aren't I?
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>>565566826
I'm going to be honest with you, Anon. Your post turned me on, and there's very little you could post that isn't going to give me lewd fantasies about you and me.
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>>565566962
I did, that's why I was confused as to why it was never activating.
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Happy birthday Still in Love!
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Should be 30 minutes to 2000 GUINEAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7UFhBllJ8
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>>565566643
shichi isn't, tho
we keep a professional relatipnship at all times to support her dual career in modelling and racing
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>>565567029
If you masturbate to my posts, you have to marry me.
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>>565567126
2000 guinea pigs? damn thats a lot
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I love Rice
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>>565566673
I am /uma/'s official representative and I am interested
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>>565567049
Could be that your too far in the back (aka dead last) or the umas behind her cant catch up and cannot attemp an overtake long enough
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>>565567192
8 kids
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>>565567080
I think she's cute and even sexy.
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>>565567029
mambro...
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>>565566549
Looking for 2 members
>1 is currently on invite
>1 is open for anyone
Anyone want to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
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>>565567080
Just 2 more years...
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>>565567192
2000 Guinea Pigs.
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>>565566713
If you're closer to the back of the pack than the front at any point past the mid-point and an Uma is BOTH able to AND is actively trying to pass yours, it'll proc
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>>565567029
Stranger danger!
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>>565567080
cute menhera deserves all the happiness in the world
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kingu love
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>>565567049
>>565567214
Alternatively you could be too far ahead. E.g in CM you must be 6th to 8th to trigger it. Being in 5th place is too far head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and the smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery that these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one-of-a-kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation. Do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in breaking world records and setting ones never previously accomplished in UmaMusume.

I won't address the individual race or training scenarios you've highlighted, as the foundation of your argument arises from jealousy. This is clear when you contrast my consistent success with your own failure, deluding yourself into thinking you should have surpassed these challenges yet cannot comprehend how someone else can claim victory on a consistent basis. Instead, I will address my playing ability.

You know nothing about who I am or my history with this game. I am exceptionally talented not only at Umamusume, but at other racing and training games as well. I create optimized training runs and take on blind or no-reset challenges out of passion for the game. It is a personal test of my skill to overcome difficult odds. I play for fun — it is about me versus the game — and I hold no strong competitive urge or desire to be known as the best. Reputation and status are not important to me, but having fun is essential.

Are you serious when you can't believe someone can complete no-reset challenges consistently? It is just playing the game without excessive resets or save scumming. Do you lack a fundamental understanding of core training mechanics and how to play the game correctly? Am I the only one who can play aggressively, with an intuitive and innate ability to bend the training system to their will, stay calm in dire situations.
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>>565567438
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>em dash
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>>565567379
I thought the split had to do with the "1 team per general" rule
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>>565567438
will (you) volunteer to curl her hair for her?
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Do you guys parent-loop with four Umas? Also, do you only do one run of each character per loop or look for specific sparks by repeating a career?
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>>565567589
It's not just a punctuation mark—it's a dead giveaway of AI slop.
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>>565567597
the split was decided because a schizo would have a melty and shit up the entire thread if he saw 4chan football posted
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>>565567724
Whats the point of parent loop?
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The Seeds never were and Umakind remains unforgiven.
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>>565567724
no I have a job
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>>565567747
— Desu — Desu — I thoo think ai slop is cringe
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>>565567724
it's hard to loop in MANT when each uma needs different pink sparks to work
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>finally max out the team sirius card
>recreation events don't show up until the final quarter of career
>11/10 run otherwise
>picrel to cap it off, but
>>>>>>1* stam
Fantasatic! Time to commit suicide!
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>set sweepy before sleepy
>wake up to 9* power
hehe
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>>565567797
Improving compatibility and trying to get grand parents with similar sparks to get a parent with your ideal sparks.
>>565567953
Yeah, that stuff gets in the way.
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fucking sick of twitter and it's gold clan gold clan gold clan bullshit I block and block and some chucklenut posts about it I even blocked the uma jp account for their astroturfing bullshit i'm so sick of it, so sick of all the shilling when other girls deserve it far more because their fans aren't tourists unlike the trannies who like the gold clan
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>>565568105
Thanks! Looks like the whole thing is a bit of a mess.
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I have information leading to the arrest of Meisho Do
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>race 3 times
>skin outbreak
>race 3 times
>skin outbreak
>race 3 times
>skin outbreak
>race 3 times
>skin outbreak
how do u niggas do this shit
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>>565568357
hello lost nikke
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Has anyone gotten all the scenario events? Is there some trick to getting them to trigger or is it just blind luck?
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>>565568616
bwo your skin cream??? gwochacho your miracle cure and cupcakes??????
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>>565568514
Gaijin have minimal impact on the gold DYNASTY's popularity, though. Nip cattle love them so the money starved j00s at CyGames will keep pandering to them.
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>>565568514
>other girls deserve it
Winning Ticket?
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>>565568514
I like Lilac and Feno a lot. Im happy
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>>565568727
racing more times isn't gonna make a skin cream pop up in the store TARSEZUNA
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>>565568917
Sometimes it does!
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>>565568917
It can, thoughever
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>>565568996
only when you get 2nd
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>Amazing… it’s like live-action…
I still think that pre-rendered backgrounds in FFIX look amazing
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>>565569006
Doto keeps following me from a distance and it really weirds me out
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1 spot available in UMADash. I'd say 30m, but if you play the game 40m really the norm, but yeah, 30m.
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>>565567126
5 minutes
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>10 runs in a row with no Med S
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>>565567650
absolutely but she has someone else to help with her hair too
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>>565567148
>Coal Shitty
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>>565567027
Starting a family with Machan
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>>565569227
you took too long
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>>565567650
read your conversations idiot
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>>565568189
needy ojou
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Are Pace Chasers doing alright in practice lobbies?
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>>565569227
>40m really the norm if you play the game
>averages as more then 1 mant/day
>play mant every day and sometimes 2 runs even
more like the norm if you DON'T play the game... hehe⁓
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>>565568778
The Mejiros
Cesario
Narita Brian
El Condor
even special Week has been getting snubbed and her voice actress is back to working again
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I don't like that Gold Shitty has a manager. Nobody should be competing for my trainee's affection unless it's a family member or an uma classmate. Random human women need to get out of the equation.
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>>565569578
Same WR as fronts if we're to believe the scraper
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>>565569557
it was a c*rren convo
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>playing MANT more than once a day
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>>565566643
and all trainers consent
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>>565569301
Starting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7UFhBllJ8
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>>565568281
>first the bras
>now this
Furries ruin everything
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>>565568774
>Nip cattle love them
astroturfed nonsense. this shit will flop and they'd still push them
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>>565569660
Well i'm really clueless whether both style are doing good this cm lol.
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>>565569668
Don't ignore her...
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>>565569668
BASED first-rate Whorren ignorer
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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I want the Star Blossom anime to get announced already so Hishiama and Brian can start getting pandering!
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>>565568514
>he uses umatter
your fault, really
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>>565569629
>yuritard
Neck yourself
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>>565569578
>>565569775
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
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Who's the next meta pace? Brian (Blaze)?
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>>565569865
Umas are a superior species. They're allowed to kiss and touch umankos. Sorry.
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>>565569915
your nishino?
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A Marvelous Sunday is upon us
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>>565569897
LateGAWDS our time has come
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>>565569709
Winner
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>>565569375
Me on the right
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I like golshi and feno, I just think staygold and dream journey are really ugly
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>>565569850
maybe in 5 years after umamusume 2 gets announced
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BOW ECHO wins the first leg of the british triple crown
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>>565569915
yeppers
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im making breakfast
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DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYY?!
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>>565570080
Cute!
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>>565570191
t-that meat... don't tell me—
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>>565570160
why is bro standing up on his horse?
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>>565570151
Wrong! Cute Journey
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>>565570160
>>565570125
More Uma Legends
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>>565569897
Fine Motion?
It has to be a whale skewering the data
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>>565570210
soon
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>>565570191
I just had dinner. Toasted bread with butter and cheese. Made me long for fried mushrooms
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>>565570318
>a granny
You're black
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>>565570342
Just press the magic button (and use your eyes to check sample sizes) to avoid gaslight anon
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>>565570191
ninjin doko?
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>>565570380
time to nap before the DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYY
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>>565570452
holy shit digitan is a broken fraud uma
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>>565570452
Changing the pop doesn't change this graph >>565569897
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>>565570448
Gray is slay, as the kids say
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>>565569897
erm gros? Why is golship not dominating?
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>>565569227
>>565569602
I think 21M should be the standard of 1 run a day for MANT
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>>565570639
and red maru is missing
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>>565569546
What do you mean I took too long. (You) could have checked the clubs through the OP link. And I'm sure someone did recruiting, since I told them to. It's never too late to BAKUSHIN!
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>>565569374
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>>565570612
Older umas are ugly, just like Maruzensky.
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>>565570639
Massive flood of terribly built GolShis bringing down her winrate
She is absolutely dominant
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>>565570191
at least add some eggs...
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>>565569629
simply impregnate her manager
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>finally trained an ace
>pace Teio
>follow Seriru's guide
>get A&S
>can't proc most of the time
I mean, I kinda saw this coming so this is on me
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I'm gonna fumble my first day
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>>565570949
surely there will be 0 fronts on the actual CM day
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>>565570687
can confirm
t.dailer
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>>565570786
maruzen is super sex tho?
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>>565571015
Don't think it's worth gambling for that situation
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>>565570237
its beef bwo...
>>565570875
but this is a perfect breakfast...
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>>565571140
>face of a 45 year old woman
Hideous hag
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Seiun is actually more powerful than OG Maru here because Maru is full of Mile skills
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>>565571232
Bait or fag? Can't really tell
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>>565571285
Why Smarto Falcon tho
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>>565571140
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>>565571285
You actually have a point. I stopped doing Maru ace runs when I noticed that, plus AAS is primo superb timing on this track while Maru is delayed by some seconds.
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>>565571327
Umas need to be young.
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>bro ricky is MUST PULL literally the xoguri of dirt
>You have to farm FIVE TO SIX GREEN SKILLS EVERY SINGLE CAREER FOR HER
Can you fucking imagine subjecting yourself to that?
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>>565571149
Super complex for breakfast but I gotta commend you on it, looks great bwo
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>>565571508
nyes
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ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.
Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.

Celebrate your pulls and runs or scream at the random number generator if the chat allows it, or just ask for shoes and carry on with your day, it's all good. We even have some very strong torenas willing to share all their secrets if you feel like tryharding.

Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
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>>565570949
I don't know why he obsesses so much in training paces as semi fronts with things like groundwork and angling
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>>565571424
>filename
>maruzenskycryer.jpg
Don't shay that...!
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>>565571590
>no worries
Liar.
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>>565571508
That uma looks like she enjoys the company of little boys
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>go to bed
>wake up, see I got a (You)
>check
>it's someone replying to a post that was over 4+ hours old with something ultra generic like "no hags" or "based"
Always so weird to see
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>>565571508
got enough green skills there rick?
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>>565571508
Yes? I'm a Front chad
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>>565571654
it's speaki not cryer
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*gets on my knees and cryes*
still no 3* med maru parent...
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>>565571508
>wasting 30k carats on meme CMs
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heh, too easy
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>>565571508
>rolling for a predator
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WHERE IS THE PROMISED CLUB DRAMA
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>>565571590
>not posting spe's butt
What a failure
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>no more free rolls on cheerleaders
NYOOOOO
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>>565571616
Groundwork is beneficial for every style. It's just mandatory for fronts.
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eh..?
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I might have to stick to club chat at this point, sorry /uma/

the capcha mini games are one thing but making (You) do THREE TO FIVE mini games involving scrolling through FIVE DIFFERENT OPTION SCREENS every time you post just feels insulting, they even took away the freebie post after you filled them out, I don't even live in a SEA shithole
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>>565571879
So you mean to tell me, we can have children, and she'll be okay with oyakodon?
Must pull I say
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>>565572045
Fuck off
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>>565572031
the captcha is really rough the first time it resets (liek if you delete cookies) because it has to "trust" you first. After a couple posts it's back to the normal "is it a triangle or a circle" ones
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>>565571732
I love you.
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>>565572115
she teaches little boys about the pleasures of the flesh
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>>565572031
>every time he posts he needs to do the captcha
Lmao you're exposing yourself as a massive multiposter that even the site detects as a fucking bot
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>>565572031
i live in sea and i don't even have to do that shit lol
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>>565571880
literally last night
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>>565572205
mambros......
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>>565572171
>>>/b/
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>>565572205
holy shit which club was this
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>>565572171
She keeps the boys, I keep the girls
Perfect couple
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Any off cooldowners? We need one for Autis/uma/
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>>565572205
I think that isn't even an /uma/ club
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>>565566713
If fuku is in Late position and there are End Closers, it procs

Unless she goes giga retard and drops to 9th place somehow before late race
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Joined Brick, thanks bwos, you wont regret it
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soooo what's her deal?
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>requests dirt shoes
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-1 to my seiun sky grind dayscount
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>>565572257
Faggot
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waow!!
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Will runaway Palmer be able to block fronts? She's got a stamina recovery unique so she shouldn't gas out right?
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>>565571781
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is From The Brink a meme skill?
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How much does it cost to level an SSR card from base to max?
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ZAMN
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>>565572523
more like from the brick hahahahahhaha
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>>565570949
Rod is barely a backup cause pace ain't got shit
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>>565572369
Explode
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>>565572569
SPESEX
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>>565572523
from the Brick lmao
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>>565572369
she knows kung fu... woah actually karate
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>>565572523
oyl but somehow worse
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>>565572369
She's got a fire in her loins that she struggles to contain
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>>565571898
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>>565572474
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>>565572569
gwochacho is using teio speed...
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special cheeks
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>>565572607
>>565572663
>>565572707
NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>565572481
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Neat
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>>565569142
Mfw playing Myst
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Holy fuck I thought it was a sad joke...
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>>565571968
I remember someone from here forgot we stopped having free rolls on a banner and just kept rolling daily
it was funny
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>>565572545
pls respond I don't have any unleveled cards to check
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>>565572776
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>>565572970
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>>565572963
move the panties to the side first
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>>565572970
I smell tons of estrogens and puberty blockers from this anon
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>>565572913
And this right after, huh
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>>565572925
unlike Curren
Falco is a literal who at the start of career and nobody cares about Dirt race
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>>565572925
in a VAN down by the RIVER
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>>565571781
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>>565572970
yeah that's definitely a real quote
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>>565572970
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>dickanon is in bricked
Damn
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>>565572545
idk how much exactly, but i think i saw it costing 1.75 mil coins and 500k sp to level? can't remember if that was from 1lb or base
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>>565573120
imagine being choked by those thighs haha
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>>565569897
>pop% ~= win% for all styles
Looks balanced to me
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>>565571508
this character is going to filter SO MANY anons unless next scenario makes it much easier to farm green skills

>what about frontbros
70% of frontbros cope with 2 greens and gambling focus/TTL, I don't remember A RUN -EVER- where I got SIX relevant green skills.
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>you need trackblazer spark!
>I borrow 9 star climax parent and use my own 7* climax
>zero inspirations
>fails tenno sho
last time I listen to this gaslighter
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>>565572963
>>565572545
No porn
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>>565573087
Your mainstyle from here on out is gambler. I don't make the rules
So has Shiraoki-sama decreed, and if you dare disobey...
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>>565573163
That's exactly what I am doing
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>>565572963
>>565572545
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>>565572545
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>>565572545
I think gametora tells you
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>>565572925
SOULFUL and adorbs
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ass blunder
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>>565573220
sounds like a you problem
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>>565572925
falco's entire story is melancholy, that's literally the point of idol life, you devote your entire existence to making others happy but your own happiness/love life is sacrificed for it, doubly-so for falco who was the biggest nobody in the entire uma universe

Which is also why falco endgame hits even harder to your heart
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>>565573262
>>565573274
thanks gwos
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>>565572913
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>>565573220
just get lucky qwochabwo
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>>565572925
>>565573307
very cute falco
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>>565572776
Oguri will never be sexy
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>>565573104
>>565573106
>>565573307
It makes me want to support her
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>>565573193
If literally every run easily gives SS or higher umas, I'm sure all parents will eventually have a million race sparks and their greens
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WAIT

YOU NEED ONE FUCKING THOUSAND STAMINA FOR A MEDIUM CM???? WHAT?

I MADE A FUCKING PERFECT GOLDSHIP BUT SHE ONLY HAS 890 OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS OVERKILLING STAM
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>>565573471
nobody says this
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>>565573542
hope you bought go-home bwo
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>>565567313
Real Journey!
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>>565573471
i say this
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>>565573220
>9* climax parent
Where?
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>>565573542
you did buy the gold recovery right?
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>>565572970
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>>565573542
That's enough for ends and more than enough with great mood
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>>565573618
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME CURREN CHANG I NEED 6 GAJILLION FANS!!!
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>>565573542
She comes with a gold stam skill gwoacho
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>>565573542
Don’t tell me you are falling for the gaslight
850 is ok
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>>565573035
Tachyon LOVE
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>>565573404
>he waited
I can wait till her idol retirement if she doesn't mind me fucking other umas in the meantime
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Kentucky derby tweeting uma stuff is quite interesting.
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The statlines required for this CM are unreasonable to reach unless you're a whale.
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Kinda weird taurus literally already happened back when we were all clueless fucks who barely understood the game

You uh, didn't need 1000 stamina back then, anons were fighting tooth and nail just to cap SPEED back then, let alone their stamina
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I'm sick of you "bros" calling me a bro when all you do is live in this forbidden wasteland, preying upon the clubs of our so called brothers, and deprived of all that is known to be loved.
From now on, we are not bros, nor bwos, or anything of such. Do not ask for me again.
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ricebstgrl is looking for members for consistent A+. 40m~ will get you in just apply or leave id here. Everyone is anon and theres no discord nor do i recruit from discord.

The warning on the rentry is added by dramafags and troons because they cant find people to join their troonclubs and is untrue. so join if you like making troons seethe.
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>>565573834
Cygays needs to make a Secretariat and American Pharoah expy for all of this shilling
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>>565573842
You can also bring Golds
It’s honestly easier to hit the Stam goal
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>>565573842
smartest oguri poster
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maybe I should just enter open league with my CM1 aces
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>>565573607
>>565573719
>>565573768
The point is I THOUGHT I had more than enough stamina, I could have easily bought a gold recovery but I thought I was super good FUCK I'm never going to get luck like this again too
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>>565573471
BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFORMING UNDER A FUCKING BRIDGE, DUMMY
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>>565573681
>>565573471
Torena says this
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>>565573842
Bwo my winning Taurus Gold Ship had 900 stam and 2 golds
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>>565571732
True
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>>565573834
It is time for the next step towards the global stage. We need American umas soon
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>>565574097
>straightaway spurt
>not getting daring strike
Would've been a redo anyway
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>>565574127
>charm
She's ugly as fuck
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Literally who would buy this
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>>565574242
but enough about Curren Chan.
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>>565574127
spherical and inspirational
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>>565574097
>spurt
>early start
bvvo...
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example of erp tranny clubs. who are also the most rampant avatarfags/shitposters of this board. avoid at all costs.
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give me 1M points already...

>>565574097
Radiant Star will carry you lol, if you had bought go-home that would be a plat winner uma.
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mechanic nature
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>>565573962
What should they name not-Secretariat? Ms. Secretary? Big Secretary? Red Secretary?
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>>565574232
NTA but does spurt not work in this CM? Why the fuck are end closers being shilled then?
>red shift
literally all 4 roles can use it
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>>565573842
ogurifags...
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d-danchou
I just want to farm fan
Kanbenshiteeeee
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>>565574097
Gwo it's Daring Strike or nothing, early start blows
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>>565574280
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>>565574280
Could be good for characters who need to be at a specific position for their skills.
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>>565574358
Checkerboard Blues
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>>565574280
it's a gold recovery for the cost of a white THOUGH
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Ever wondered where mambochou go?
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>>565574291
>obsessed
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MAMBO!
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>>565574280
>0.035 heal
Someone whose ult scales with current HP desu waaaa. Gold version is a 0.075 heal btw.
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>>565573471
no one? I can't believe she displaced that poor bridge troll from his home
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she's very charming...
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>>565574361
spurt condition is late-race straight
now go look at our next CM track
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>>565574789
This is the only sloppa image I like
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>>565574562
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>>565574789
>aislop
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>>565574520
still can't believe he fucking ghosted us
like I can understand burning out and quitting but did the time we spent together really mean so little to him that he couldn't even say goodbye and hand off the club to someone
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>>565574918
don't care. I masturbated. BOOM.
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>gives you Charming
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>>565574358
Secretary General
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>>565574962
my flower power is still at 2lb since I only pull dogshit dupes now
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>>565574927
hmm... it's almost like.... he was (((disposed))).... i wonder who could possibly be behind it....
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>>565574520
he got mugged and stranded while on one of his business trips
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>>565574991
that's pretty good. cygames, hire this man.
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I think I'm going to pull Inari One at the end of May...
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>>565574361
Golshi and Digitan specifically are being shilled because they have access to Uma Stan (can break PDM) and can use Daring Strike as end closers
And because they're end closers they will rape everyone with their speed coefficient if allowed to hit MPB into Red Shift
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dad isn't coming home
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>>565574325
you are missing autis/uma/ their leader is an avatarfag...
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>>565574962
Cute
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>>565568514
I have to blacklist gold ship porn on r34 because its so fucking boring.
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>>565574848
I slept with Light Hello for you, Falco. It was the only way to get you the center position in the Grand Live
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>>565575257
I've been using a Late Digi that got fast learner but no med s for testing and she kinda rapes on the track even with less speed
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god i want to support falco with my dick
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>>565575390
>he waifus the retarded uma
Get better taste
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>>565574962
>gives you charming during classic year when everyone is already maxed
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Regime change in two days!
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>>565574927
Hey non-member danchou here, could you or any Mambros inform the thread if the first "Officer" role gets promoted to danchou?
I always thought that was the most imortant function an Officer could have but the other day I saw on /uma/ that the game guide only mentions a promotion to the first member to check the club screen regardless of role.
It would mean a lot anon!
If you think you'd forget or don't want to post could you tell us who is first in default role order (with danchou at the top) between trainer V**** and T****? Thanks!
And I agree, it's strange to me that some people just leave without a word
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>>565575526
how do you get "gold ship is my waifu" out of "I blacklist gold ship porn"
we've gone too far into prude territory.
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>Taurus 1
>If you don't have spurt you're bricked
>Taurus 2
>Spurt doesn't work
Hmmmmm
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Is she actually top-tier next CM or is witgod just jerking off to pace chasers again?
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>>565575636
Mambo should hold a room match to decide the new supreme leader
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>>565575506
Getting dicked while her feet dangle in the air? That's not very idol-poi.
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holy shit
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i will become the god leader of Mambo if I log in fast
you will NOT like what ill do to the place
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>>565575636
Imagine if danchou came back and then flatlines again
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how do I train maya for this CM
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>>565575731
The official mambo sport is logging in to snipe the shoes, and the new leader is being decided by basically the same mechanic.
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>>565574325
UMADash isn't a tranny erp club, it's pure and innocent danchou's harem!
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>>565574927
Mambodanchou was rich, he was a nuclear scientist.
Maybe he got abducted by UFOs.
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I CAN'T KILL ANYTHING WITH MY STAM DEBUFFS

is it over for stam debuffer?
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>>565575716
running scarlet as a pace is an insult to her
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>>565575506
she looks so soft and squishy
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>>565575685
>not subtracting her on the search bar
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>>565575890
Thanks Neo for getting rid of him
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>>565551612
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>>565575703
My winner Taurus Gold Ship never had spurt though, she had red shift and sfv
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>>565575840
nyo.... I'm cooked chat...
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>>565575716
No its just me jerking off to DaiSca again.
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>>565575636
please add some quota
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>>565575731
>>565575636
>>565575796
>>565574520
>the original mamboschizo actually gets to be leader since they're schizo enough to spam login/out for 8 hours straight
>IMMEDIATELY turns mambo into a high-quota-daily-or-kicked club like he's always dreamed of
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>>565574325
UMADash is a clean club
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>>565575826
Pace and get NSM
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>>565575890
isn't there that thing going on with nuclear scientists mysteriously disappearing? what if they got him?
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>>565575925
don't worry, you'll kill my 800 stam meisho doto
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>>565575781
She raped you
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>>565576018
that is my plan
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i only run cards with feet on them
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>>565576018
>>565575636
see >>565575639
i really want to know if this is a thing or not
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>>565576018
mambo is only popular because it has no quota
that would unironically kill it
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>>565576156
why is mcqueen looking at her like that
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I don't mean to alarm you but there is another chiyoposter, maybe multiple, who are making unsolicited gay posts in this thread without my input. Things have grown out of my hands.
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God finding debuff parents is AWFUL

No fucking parent website has any good filtering for just "has a lot of debuffs" I don't want one speciic debuff I'm trying to just get as many as possible

How do you guys do it?
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>>565575954
I didn't consider them different. I subtract her based on how much bogstandard AI horsecock futa porn stealing doppel's style that I see on the first page.
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whys does that one club have a warning that apparently isnt true but the erp faggot clubs get a freepass? nyoticing
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>>565576018
Mambo will become the first SS /uma/ club under the new reich...
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TRAINING
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>>565575639
no
first to login gets it, could be anyone
this is, i suppose, to prevent the dancho spot to be taken by another inactive player
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just dipped below 300 clocks. it's over...
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Okay but what about the /uma/bfs
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>>565576018
>>565576128
I hope nobody would be that retarded
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>>565576209
>anon is THIS close to realizing why mamboschizo was a retard all along
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What decks you use for Mile/Sprint TT umas in MANTBlazer? I'm in desperate need to keep my semen retention.
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>>565576058
that sounds free as hell, thanks.
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>>565576216
she wants ikuno's dictus
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>>565576389
whoa a mare chiyono
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>>565576292
Fair enough
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>>565576248
>the Chiyoposter that ERPs with me is not the real Chiyoposter
I see...
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>>565575781
someone forced the poor torena to drink too much, luckily CB was near to help him
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Why don't all top earners from each /uma/ club make their own? Wouldn't it be easier to reach a high rank?
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i think clubs with absurdly low quota on paper are just lying to themselves. what kind of dumb quota is just log in when youre A+? an obvious lie
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>>565576441
speed speed power power wit wit like usual

depending on growths you can go to 3 wit
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Join Autis/uma/
Reply with your Trainer ID
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>>565576575
the quota is my personal opinion on whether this nigga is leeching
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>>565576575
Mambo is hard carried by top players. I wonder how long that'll last
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>>565576575
>he says this when the current thread topic is literally a super happy successful club with no quota
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>>565576659
No
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>>565576730
we saw what happened to ralkos. he got burnt out carrying leeching cucks who barely qualify to A+
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>>565576575
nice try but my club is A+ even with no quota and no danchou
more like how are B+ clubs even a thing do you not even play the game
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>>565567208
https://forms.gle/xGjPbG49dU6an3Yc6
Speaking of Divegrass here's the player naming poll, and yest we got MLB Kita and Gaslight Dancer.
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1000 year Ticketreich
Blood and Derby !!!
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>>565571508
What's a green skill
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>>565576740
Yeppers
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>>565576853
>bush
No sex
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Hello friends!!
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>>565576797
>The name, email, and photo associated with your Google account will be recorded
mmmnyo
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>>565576853
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>>565576853
>bush
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>>565576930
that is hardly a bush
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>>565576853
>pube peek
hawt
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>>565574960
Same, but with Taiki Shuttle
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almond love dancho quit cause faggots want higher rank but refuse to join other more higher rank clubs
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>>565576307
>that apparently isnt true
>he fell for the lie when you can go back in the archive and see its true
anon the guy was not only caught directly and admited to recruiting from discord and only caring about filling up "his" club to achieve the rank he wanted but he called all of /uma/ a bunch of faggots that wouldn't join anyway
this was months BEFORE Autis/uma/ came along and made a brand new A-club out of purely /uma/ anons without recruiting elsewhere.
Not in Autis/uma/ but they will always be based for that and that rice idiot will alway be scum.
Our clubs may be of different qualities but at least they're ours.
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>>565576853
I'd shave it
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>>565576853
Nice Sexo
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>>565572369
She's an ideal japanese uma.
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>>565576989
Maruzensky...
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>mambo didn't kick some inactive player, they're about to die, worst club ever
>mambo will never make it to A-
>Mambo is carried by top players (first edition)
>mambo will never make it to A
>they made it to A but it's short-lived and mambo will tank to B- soon
>Mambo is carried by top players (second edition)
>Mambo will disband any moment everyone is burning out
>Mambo will never make it to A+
>they made it to A+ but it's short-lived and mambo will tank to B- soon
>Mambo is carried by top players (third edition)
>Mambo danchou quit it's so over for them disband soon
(YOU ARE HERE)
>New mambo danchou will change all the rules and ruin the club
>Mambo will disband any moment everyone is burning out (second edition)
>Mambo is carried by top players (fourth edition)
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7 and all chiyoposters have their electrons disappear from their bodies in 10 minutes
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>>565577085
proof? also any proof autis uma was strictly just from uma?
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>>565576730
Forever. I'll never abandon my cute kouhais.
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>>565576575
more than 50% of anons in A+ club have less than 1m fan output daily

like
ALL A+ /uma/ clubs are carried by 1-3 sweepy agents. all of them
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woah check it out everyone! they leaked a new character... boysex
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>>565576853
i feel like umas should have pubes that are far thicker than normal
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7 and the new mambo danchou disbands on the 30th
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>>565577257
Thx Mambocchi, you're a real G
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>>565577226
7 and you get raped by chiyoposters
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>>565577347
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK THIS IS THE 2ND FUCKING TIMMEEEEEEEEE GODDAMNIT
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>>565571508
Moo Moo Cows keeps warning everyone but listen to Witgod and have fun :)
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>she does the thing
She's a real fan huh, cute.
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>>565577386
Prepare yourself
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stegofag, this is your mindset
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>>565577286
Ugly tomboy
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>>565577285
>more than 50% of anons in A+ club have less than 1m fan output daily
the fact that you say that as if it's unreasonable is laughable and pathetic

MANT careers take ONE HOUR and usually net you 600-800k fans considering you're plapping the shit out of the race button, do any of you actually expect TWO TO FIVE HOUR TIME INVESTMENTS from your club members? This is why I'm not in any club from this general, mine sits at A+ without any of this insanity
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just annihilated my old record
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>>565577208
Thats a big list...
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>>565573842
bwo you needed 800 Stam and 2 Golds back then or 1000 Stam and 1 Gold.
My Taurus winner
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>>565577085
lol you fucking retarded nigger i was pulling S rank fans in a B+ club where almost half the people quit the first 2 months I got tendiezu a guy from here to join when it was B+ too and only recruited from discord cause the club was struggling to get members. I was pulling S rank fans so was he so obviously we needed to recruit more active members.

you keep repeating this retarded false headcannon of yours whenever i post here and who knows where you got this idea from.
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>>565577475
Cuckgo
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Mambchous may be temporary but the Mambros we made along the way are eternal
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By this sacrifice of statues, I will be blessed with a 3* power, 3* medium, 3* ulti Berry run.
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>>565577250
The vultures would have eaten us alive by now if we did. You can search the archive for all our recruitments, ever. We're not that old of a club.
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>>565577472
.....p-please be gentle..
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Dober? I hardly knew her!
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>>565567293
Bump just 1 more slot remaining
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I'm starting to think classic neicha might be a thing again this CM

People are downplaying the fuck out of stam this time, I expect to see 800 stam umas who will just crumble to dust after a few debuffs
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>>565577610
Incredibly based team set up.
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>>565577610
how
is it support bonus? I get 5 wins against the top option and I barely get 730k points
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>>565577695
I'm (not) in this picture!
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>>565576853
umapyoi only ends in one thing...
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>>565576517
No shit he just pretends to be gay
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>>565577695
Mambo sure is cute. Also I AM in that picture
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>>565577826
just winning the race isn't enough, you want to get as close to 1-2-3 as possible
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>>565577628
>admits to recruiting from discord
>again
>calls others retarded
>again
>doxes his own members
>"but it's not true"
wew, settle down there discordguy
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MARU WON'T STOP JOBBING ON NHK MILE FUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>565577475
That's ridiculous.
Me, personally, would never ask Fuji-san to do it quieter.
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hi /uma/

Do you guys have any friend codes for debuff parents? Having trouble finding a good (or even so-so) one
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>>565577708
Never.
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>>565577898
better picture of the one thing
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>>565577952
I need to find time to make TT umas, literally every career for the past 3 weeks has been medium aces.
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>>565576797
>data logger
no thanks divegrass schizo, we don't care about your shit
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Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard.
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>>565577898
>>565578098
nobody cares man go to /d/
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I hate this game
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>you're supposed to do super golshi mode in MANT
I understand now
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>>565578151
I care.
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I CAN FINALLY PLAY THE GAME
2* speed 6* stam
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>>565578217
Use an end closer and it's barely any more difficult than a normal run.
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>>565577085
nope autism/uma/ is bottom of the barrel too for having avatarfags. don't know or care if they have discord too its all equally bad, dont kid yourself.
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>>565578217
I did it in URA with Golshi and it was fairly easy
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>>565577965
you made up stories and singled out my club on tnat retarded rentry?
>claims i say everyone from here are faggots and wont get A+?
the club itself was just made on a whim and every random in the game could join. And the only reason i decided to build it cause one random anon from the internet just posted a sticker. its more 4chan than your erp clubs would ever be
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>>565578161
>skin condition with no healing item
automatically an "end career" button

Only have yourself to blame for that too, no rng, only your own retardation
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>>565578161
I really, really, really hate this game
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>>565578325
which avatarfags does autisuma have
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>>565578101
i gotta rebuild a bunch of them now that i have MLB CB
i don't spend that much time on CM though, at least for MANT i'm a group B torena
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>>565563364
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>>565578339
>>565578217
>>565578313
why would you subject yourself to golshi mode at all?

It just gives you money, fuck dealing with that in MANT
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is there a more boring subject than club drama
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>>565578430
maybe I should wind down too. if my Inari One pulls go well, I don't think I'm pulling for anything else until July, or even November for Marvelous Sunday.
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>>565578547
I wanted the title from ultra golshi mode
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>>565578424
ryan and one of the ntr ones I think not sure I hear different things now and then probably them trying to cover up but first one is confirmed wont be surprised if they have more since they love avatarfags and say so openly
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>>565578547
funny title
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tamachang i love you but you're eating all my clocks
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>>565578547
>Skipping a title
holy bricked account
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>>565578547
it also can give you clocks
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>>565578531
>>565577898
if you're going to spam this here, translate the image first or fuck off
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>>565578619
NTRtard is not from autis/uma/
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>>565578547
I was very poor (a week ago I had to spend club points to buy monies in order to afford a borrow) and wanted the unique title even though I'll never use it nor look at it ever again.
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>>565578648
you better not be oguri-ing me
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>>565578531
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I MISS POPPING BUBBLES!!!
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>>565578742
No one talks like this
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>>565578619
There's a Ryan avatarfag here?
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>>565578830
unity is still there bro
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You better enjoy the simplicity of MANT while you still can
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>>565578692
yeah thats why i said Idk on that one but the ryan one is definitely in there and even the leader or subleader or something
anyway they are an avatarfag club either way
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>>565578720
nyope
it's a random chance though
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>>565578857
Ryan poster is not real.
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>>565576953
Removed the file upload question from the form, so it won't share email anymore.
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>>565578898
I would rather have this than MANT
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>>565578898
SpeSTRONG!
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>>565578912
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>>565577954
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>>565577250
Autis/uma/ danchou announced his club a month before recruiting. He actively recruited, and accepted anons that joined his club from here.
I'm not inside the club but I was the one or one of those who kept bugging their danchou to recruit new players and cheering them on the side early times. Autis/uma/ is purely /uma/ club.
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>>565578912
why is she blonde
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Help. Which one should I run?
It is always the uma on the left correct?
Right if she survives turns into a turbo rocket tho.
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>>565579154
golden week
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>>565578898
I yearn for the post MANT scenarios
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>>565578690
machine translation but here
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>senior year
>creek hasn't started her chain yet
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>bro goldship is SO meta next cm thanks to redshift (even though literally every character in the game uses it)
>spurt literally doesn't work next CM
Someday you guys will admit witgod is the worst source of info for this game

I guess it might finally happen when anons unironically roll for ricky and experience the worst uma in the entire game to build
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>>565579152
Yes but filled with the worst of /uma/
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>>565579238
Based
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>>565573842
Spot struggle wasn't in the game
Dueling wasn't in the game
People couldn't get above 400 wit back then so downhill mode couldn't be relied on and rushing was much more frequent
Stam debuffers were relevant because stats were so hard to hit
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FALCO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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>>565577579
T500 averages around 1.3m daily
if you only do one MANT per day someone else has to do 3
so be thankful to your top earners
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Your Danchou comes back in 5 days.
Do you let him become Danchou again?
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>>565579238
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>>565579429
I see myself in this.
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>>565579313
/uma/ has alot of parent botter users. I'll expect alot of perfectly built Copano Rickey on Group A semis when dirt CM hits.
Oh wait I'll just be chilling at group B because Group A mostly have botter parents fucking cheaters
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>>565578832
Yeah... nobody would talk like that haha
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>>565579440
i was in a club where one third did less than A+ reqs and it was painful
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>>565574361
Is she supposed to be inside the car? If so, why is the background the outside instead of the interior of the car?
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>>565579429
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE WE'RE GOING TO GET BANNED IN KOREAAAAAA
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are the rumors true?
will we be free from MANT next month?
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>>565579506
He won't be in the club by that time anymore
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>>565579587
parent botters?
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>>565578898
At current pace of releases, how long until this?
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Why do VFtroons keep coming here don't they have their own shitcord?
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>>565579152
Thank you for your support, Teiobro.
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>he's still seething to this day that he got called out on this
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>>565579429
Have you heard about Tamamo?
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>>565579757
Sweep...
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>>565579678
I sent her a dick pic
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>>565579678
Anon, we have a timeline
We always knew how long MANT would last
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>>565579685
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>>565579757
Sweepy will farm all the greens she need
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>>565579782
if he hasnt recruited from discord for a long time already why do you guys still care.
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>>565579818
but sweep doesn't work on mant...
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>>565579809
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>>565579678
Nein
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>>565579905
>his sweep doesn't work in MANT
ngmi
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bro doesn't have sweepy+
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>>565580005
what the hell
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Time to watch Arsenal hopefully choke
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Anyone else see Cafe as a flat hag? Her voice is so deep.
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>>565579937
this is off by a few weeks
MANT started on march 12 so i would expect GL to start around july 12 as well
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>>565579168
Right of course
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>>565579937
Is Tachyon good in MANT?
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>sweep this sweep that
All you had to do was give direct control to your tulpa. Just a 40min switch and your run will be done.
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>>565580104
I am now interested in Cafe
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>>565580170
Yeah, good speed pacer card with sp bonus and scenario link
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>no rainbows
>use whistle
>no rainbows
>use whistle
>no rainbows
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>>565566549
Just passing by on the catalog, who is the SEXO to the top right of Haru
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>>565580305
If I get 4 cards with TE stacking on something I'll just hit that training desu wa
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>>565580314
Sakura Chiyono O
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>>565580314
Mejiro Ryan
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>>565580314
Mejiro Ryan
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>>565580458
>>565580521
Thank you kings
>>565580390
Thank you too king
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>>565580519
Banana fiend...
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>>565578271
you are accepting 2* med?
do you have other med sparks on her GP?
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>>565579782
its essentially a free entry club for gibs, but you act like its a discord club. and also post retarded stories here. Also havent recruited from discord for a long time already.

the club is not a community for posting its just for gibs. the board is where thats for. you faggots dont even respect unspoken no discord rule on 4chan.
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>>565580170
zero RB
she's designed for rainbow spam (high specialty priority) with minimal racing (SP bonus)
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>>565579937
I do that but I won't say which /uma/ club I'm in
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Do you guys really think Mambodanchou will allow the leadership to get passed on?
Betting he'll log in a day before it happen
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>>565575343
ryanfag isn't the leader! he's just an officer
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>>565580620
I also won't say which post I actually meant to reply to
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>>565580640
I hope he does. It's what Mambo deserves after all they've done
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>>565580640
Would be funny if that happened
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>>565580612
>havent recruited from discord for a long time already.
It's the fact that you did. CUMA died because of that reason
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Golshi is pretty much guaranteed to be in Red Shift range if your room has 4 debuffers
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jigglyiggly
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>>565580667
I know Officers don't really do anything but why anyone would turn that weirdo into an Officer is beyond me
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>>565580640
Nah he might be ded or bored. A shame he have the 5min to pass his role someone else.
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>>565580640
I think mambo sucks
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DOXXING EVERYONE IN MAMBO
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>>565580819
cuma died because the leader rolled teio 3 times or something retard
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i actually cant be fucked
im doing URA and joining open league since they changed it to A+
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crashing this club with no survivors
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>>565580602
Turf 3* and 3* med
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>>565580739
WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING BAD TO ANYONE
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>>565579863
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I wanted a club drama not a fucking club slander
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>>565580849
He’s good. He does a lot for the club.
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she's actually crossing it out!
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>>565581128
like what
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cygenerous
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>>565581108
It's the same thing at this point
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>>565581049
yea that seems usable...
mine has 2* end and 3* mile for maya...
so i kinda need that 3* med...
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>>565580902
honestly i bet graded B will still be easier than open A, and the rewards are better
the casuals making S/S+ rankers with bad skills aren't going to drop down to unity and make optimized 14,449 point monsters
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rape is funny
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it's hot
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>>565581437
I can't stay up that late ;-;
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>>565579863
>>565581053
finally, good images
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>>565581497
I hate /uma/ club
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>late ace + end + debuffer
is this a viable setup?

I'm too poor to make a front that can actually beat other fronts
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>>565580893
kek that shit was funny
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>>565578313
really? my tamamo is getting blown away
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>>565573842
It's literally where the stam debates and crying about 'gaslighting' started. I can't believe we're already in nostalgic revisionism less than a year in
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>>565581564
didnt ask
dont care
not part of said club anyway
shut up
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>>565581242
Good chunk of recruitment, high fan games, rooms and engagement
You’re missing the forest for a specific tree
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>>565580161
Are you sure? Right dies if she gets hit by a single debuff tho. I am really not sure which to run
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>>565581603
whats funnier was his club wasnt going to get any rewards anyways
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>>565581437
DAAAAAAAAAHBY
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>>565581632
Okay Allen. You should use other photos next time
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>>565581050
You know what you did.
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>>565581579
gold ship
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I want to rape a Doberposter so bad.
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forever my kingu
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How much of this data is skewed because of dominators?
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>>565581636
Fuck ryan poster. Scum of the earth and this general.
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>>565581740
Not our fault /uma/ club choose to make a peace treaty with us and not Uma & Co
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>>565581740
No, tell me.
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>>565581356
I have some another one with mile spark, to make someone B or A too.
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nom nom nom
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>>565581910
>defending /uma/ club
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That's not a cheerleader...
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>>565581910
this is /uma/club second assassination attempt THO
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>>565581970
you have your kikecord to spam these abominations on already
go back
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>>565581902
I appreciate him, and all my clubdacchis. Maybe if you joined one of our clubs you would see things differently. If not Autis/uma/, TamaLove and UMADash are recruiting, I believe.
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>>565580612
>you faggots dont even respect unspoken no discord rule on 4chan.
All the top /vg/ guilds use discord though?
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>>565581910
You just don't have anybody worth poaching
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>retards trying to force club drama again
Go do your MANT runs
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>>565582153
No fuck all of them too
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Why is it that SEAhours are far more proper than whatever hours it is now
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okay how do i use sweepy
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>>565581636
>engagement
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>>565582112
Holy shit
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>>565582053
>>565582137
We've made amends and are ever so amicable or so I've been told my nuMamcho
>>565582189
I mean you're not wrong...
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>>565582224
you're one of the retards too
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>>565575639
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>>565582256
Personally I blame euros
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>>565582175
It's a V shape.
The only real losers are the ones rejecting discord
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>>565582273
you don't want to know
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>>565582327
Naisu Nature
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>>565582256
Officer is such a useless sack of shit role. Why cant they kick inactives
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>>565581870
all of it
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>>565579547
Cheat on the hag
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>>565581942
Figure it out yourself.
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>>565582256
someone post the stickerdoxx showing most of the posts in this general come from fucking shitposting krauts of all people
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>>565582409
i got bcml working after that faggot tried his hardest to deprecate it, trust me I know how to tussle with python.
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>>565580180
I did that and woke up covered in blood on the beach at 3:00 AM
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Any CM13 rooms?
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>>565582483
No way retard
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>>565582137
I can see why my club with a small core of 80-90m stopped posting
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>>565582483
why is she tsunning so hard
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>>565579685
>>565579863
>>565581497
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>>565576797
I'll answer in another time. Thread's far too bad for it
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>>565582531
whats bcml
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>>565582738
ngmi
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>>565582738
mod loader for breath of the wild. the dev was a catholic prude or some bullshit and got mad at a couple people making mods he didn't approve of.

umamusume pretty derby.
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>MANT triple tiara
easy breezy comfy fun

>MANT triple crown
an unbearable fight for your life where everything always goes wrong
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>>565582137
>>565582053
>they don't know the lore
>>565582351 this anon is right. some old hands at Mambo are even from /uma/. i think the only clubs that have any ill will between are Rebricked and Uma&Co for some reason if some of the recent posts are to be belived
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Can someone explain umalator to me?
Blue uma has a 80% spurt rate but 17% survival rate but yet on average beats the Red uma who has a 90% survival rate?
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>>565582856
The fuck are you doing where triple crown is hard.
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>>565582671
A man is in her presence.
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>>565582946
trying to beat the mandatory longslop before getting maestro hint
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>>565582439
Kingu HATES Seiun
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the nige ate nigiri at niigata
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>>565582965
I could kiss her.
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>>565582885
I will always hate /uma/ club for taking our only top performer
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>>565582942
red survives because it's slow af lol
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>>565583084
didn't you have bots to replace what was lost anyway
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>>565582942
left is uncropped porn
right is safe horny
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I swear this game is mocking me
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what's the reference on this one?
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>>565583032
Don't do that.
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>>565583197
No everyone is too dumb to use it
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>>565582327 Congrats on finally getting a girlfriend
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>>565583086
So despite dying 80% of the time, I should still run the left uma over the right for CM?
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>>565583413
https://x.com/i/status/2050164892230123655
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>>565583414
She won't stop me.
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>>565583032
she would monkey steals peach you with her uma strength
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What is she embarrassed about?
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>>565583084
>guy deserves S+
>noooo let me leech i must leeeech
>keep him here keep him here
weird mentality
like being upset a junior league team member got a chance to join a pro team but instead of being a good player yourself and being jealous you're a shit player that just wants the money
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How many more hours can I nap before DAAAAHBY
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>>565569897
>https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
Why is Rice late so dominant?
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>>565583535
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>>565583517
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>>565582991
If you're consistently getting less than 400 stam when you get to Kikuka Sho when the CM you're training for needs 800-1000, your run is already bricked and you should reconsider your deck/inheritance
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>>565583524
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>>565583614
>sunday
>5 hours, it’s Saturday in MAGAland
?
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>>565583614
I don't like day drinking but I got a loooot of fresh mint. Feels like I gotta make a julep or 3.
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>>565583527
Fucking capialist
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>>565583690
shes so cute...
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end closers sitting on my face
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>>565582942
You can die at the end as long as the lead you made was big enough
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>>565583784
It's showing the post time in my local time, I am from europe - for me KY Derby is at 1 am on sunday
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>>565583914
Yeah Inari to be precise.
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>>565583865
Final Dober post but yes she is.
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>>565576953
You can just log out or use incognito mode, the form should still work.
>>565576797
Super Creek is listed twice in the form, and you also have only 17 different umas, that's not enough for a full roster.
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I could rape an anon here and no one would do anything about it.
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>>565582856
Triple tiara is the brick city for me desu. Not being able to abuse the last race day of the year trick is unbearable
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For making a parent red Maru do you guys risk running her on a different style besides FR for the skill hints?
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Ugh.
M*n!!!!!!
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>>565584054
YWNBAU
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>>565584079
>last race day of the year trick
qrd?
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>>565584079
i usually do 5 in a row no matter which triple
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>>565583084
>nyoooo our top member got poached now we've gone from an A+ club to an A+ club AAAAIIIIEEEEEE
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Anyone else feel like Kingu is anal coded?
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>>565576575
it's all due to her
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>>565584226
You can race the last race of the year without penalties (no energy/too many races)
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Does anyone have the Meet Potential Inherit meme and it's Dober's unique?
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>>565584283
Maybe if she were flatter
She has the goods to back up her confidence
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>>565584283
hmmm... no!
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>>565583614
Time to nap before DAAAHBY then
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>>565584283
Always has been.
Digitan also praised her ass.
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>junior year Fast Learmer

YOSH
IKUYOOOOOOOOO
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>>565584258
If you have long D and below you can't race arima or the dirt medium on the last day
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>>565583527
Real ass post.
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>>565584280
Ackchyually we used to be A without the +
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>>565584134
>misandrist
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Have you wished happy birthday to the lucky gals?
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>Oh my god, she even has Seven Heavenly Fortunes
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>>565584379
>using the hag
Drop her
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Can I just go ahead and use this or do I still need to suffer through more parent runs?
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>>565584395
i always have long D
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>>565584642
isn't redshift good tho
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>wake up
>Uma&co mentioned again in thread but no one in club actually says anything about it at all
At this point I'd believe that there is a second Uma&co that you guys are talking about
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>>565577696
Acceptable.
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>>565584283
She's not. She's one of the more pregnancy coded umas
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>>565583524
her beautiful brown nipples
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>>565584681
I'm nearing my 30s and this still made me laugh
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>>565584752
Kingu preggers...
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>>565584681
very funny saar
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>>565584079
Long C is enough to win Arima. I only ever do Tiara if I don't need to train a gorillian stamina.
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Hi
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>>565576797
Where is Oguri
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>>565584845
Rudolf...stop posting as Curren...
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>>565584935
Fuck off
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>>565576853
I wish I experienced this
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>>565584981
How rude
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>>565584935
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>>565584935
Hello
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>>565584935
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>>565584672
>Relevant 2*+ blue
>Relevant 2*+ pink
>Several useful whites
I use it if it fulfills 2/3. That's a home run parent right there.
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How long more till Derby?
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>>565584935
...
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>>565585247
you ask this every 5 minutes
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>>565584935
Konnichiwa!!!!
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>>565584893
Can't be arsed to bring long sparks for dober
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>>565585304
wtf
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>>565584935
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>>565585198
Thanks, free at last.
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>>565584672
For me, 2* blue and 2* Medium plus some useful whites is good enough so I'd stop there. I just finished a Dober parent run as well and I'm not going to try to get anything better than this.
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Ace is just Kitasan but not as hot or sexy, why should I even bother with her?
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Yae
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post umas in swimsuits
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Why do we hate on digitan?
>Is a loli
>Loves ass
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What is Super Creek good for?
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>>565585532
Ugly
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>>565585591
Cuteki
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>>565585247
5 hours 30 minutes
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>>565585525
because she is a tomboy, duh. all tomboys must be cherished
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>>565585558
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>>565585532
I love the short-hair umas. She's so cute.
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do you think yaeno would like dragon ball z
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>>565584079
Why would the choice of Tiara or Crown affect that?
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>>565585854
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50 parent runs IN DA JAR
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>>565585578
Glue factory
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I think Yaeno's unique eye shape is her charm point.
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I really need Chevachi to be in the game soon
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>>565585884
no
She would like something more grounded maybe
I actually have 0 idea what her personality is like
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I did not expect a Yaneo poster to emerge after her banner
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>>565582256
This is Africa hours. You tell me why SEA is better.
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>>565584106
>grass when she sees el standing there
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AYABE
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>>565586080
I agree
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>>565585927
Most tiara umas don't have long distance capability and I can't be assed to bring long sparks just to race arima kinen, which is the last race of the year
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>>565586058
What does a single line mean? My country has medical suicide instead of healthcare.
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>>565576797
You really should add Sakura Bakushin O, her BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN would be a great goalhorn.
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>>565576659
Sorry I cucked you for bricked because Ive seen Xoguri's face enough already
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>>565582256
im a good SEAnon
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>>565586335
failed pregnancy attempt
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>>565585967
I did all the daily pulls on her banner but I didn't get her. I really hope I get spooked by her at some point.
>>565586080
I really like her eyes as well. Her ear decoration and race outfit are also great.
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>>565586357
Forgiven. Good luck in your new club
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Yaeno love
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>>565584890
alright, fine
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should i make instant noodles
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>>565586509
First-rate fertility!
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>>565586324
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>>565586509
Not hot
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DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!! THEY'RE LITERALLY GOING TO FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE!!!!
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>>565586119
I'll let you in on a secret, anon. I'm actually the Chiyonoposter, but sometimes I run propaganda for other less popular uma because I think they're cute and they deserve more attention. I've done this for a few others like Fine Motion and Copano Rickey.
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>>565586626
I'm mostly talking about Dober which I'm currently farming, she has neither dirt nor sprint
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I have a dream every: trainer has an umawife
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>>565586335
I'm so sorry to hear that you're a canadabwo
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>>565587013
>>565587013
>>565587013
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>>565586880
please don't cry, kawakami. your smile heals the world.
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>>565586509
Kawakami Princess is in there... growing STRONG
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>>565586712
It should be Dober. Mambchou only used Machitan during her banner
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>>565576659
866113422739
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>>565586651
I think her looking so proud of that big baby bump in a tight dress is pretty hot
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>>565587104
Danchud switched uma every other banner
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>>565586726
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>>565586424
I'll keep trying as many times as it takes!

>>565586738
I guess Dober realistically is stuck with this OP race. Long S is possible, and I actually got it on my first run with her and mogged Bright in the Spring Tenno Sho
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>>565587037



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