EVO Japan is over! Kasausagi on Ferry is your back to back EVO Japan winner.>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Zoi, Niia, Perci>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last bread: >>565529595
KASAUSAGI GET YE GONE
>>565606178I think Ferry is pretty
dix mogs this fuckass slopfest
Ferry the donkey
>>565606306
I ADMIT IT, MY MAIN CARRIES ME, I HAVE NEVER EARNED A WIN, I'M A FRAAAAAUUUUUD
>>565606393>posting THIS in other generalsPlease don't turn us into /fgg/, that's a punishment worse than death
>>565606393meg mogs that fuckass slimefest
i luv sheep
I wonder what the normie jap opinion on grub isI remember someone once linked a jap chan in here, their thread was pretty much identical to ours
the only good thing that will come out of the WHOLE top 8 is that hungry clicker will make another piece of art with brown ferrydsg
>>565606308pretty what
FERRY IS SO HOTI AM GOING TO RAPE HER ARMPIT
>>565607085which one
I went to my local today.I won.
>>565607482Kasausagi... I kneel...
>>565606486whats wrong with that
>>565607482Das gawdlike
>>565607079pretty!
https://x.com/Usagiumbrella/status/2036039584921080174
>>565607639alot
>>565607880pretty dumb
WHERE'S MY WILD ASSAULT?I WANT WILD ASSAULT, CYGAMES.
first i remember i'm supposed to spotdodge or roll metera's arrows, then i remember it's a 10 frame startup how come bravecounter lets her set up a butterfly and get oki? Asking this about every character with a buff effect
>>565608412you're understanding startup wrongit takes 10 frames for the arrow hitbox to become active, right in front of herit does not take 10 frames to traverse the whole screen youre supposed to evade or roll the arrows because if you block she gets the cooldown back, if it whiffs the arrow needs to disappear before the cooldown ticks again (i think)
>>565607482well yeah it's pretty easy to pick cagliostro on the character select
>grandpa walks up to 2 evos in a row>saps the life out of his opponents and never lets them play>wins on his hebe waifukinda based
>>565608701sniff sniff
>>565609105>posts about how Ferry is cute on twitter
Realistically, how could they dunk on the donkey without making her useless?
>>565608330*Airdash and Ultimate Super Skybound Art
>>565606484Megger/Cagger/Zoigger/Fwehgger/Niergger....
>>565609659all skill characters
>>56560958413k health like every zoner should have (caggot too)
wild sexual assault
>>565609659you just put in all the characters that you see people play in the lobbies and hoping to bait them, not falling for it
>>565608976no i understand that. i still can't react to them.same way i can't react to c.m into walk up c.l
>>565609862Ears, my mouth, you know the rest.
Siegfreak just got gigabuffed to the moon and you niggers are still bitching about zoners
>>565610030you can't react to them at close rangeyou can react to them at longer rangesyoure not supposed to react evade them on close range, it's impossible to do
>>565610143results?
Meet your season 3 cast
>>565610601one just beat me in ranked
>>565610601right here
>>565610098
So is Kasausagi an old dude or what? He's in that range where you can't tell if a Japanese is mid-20s or like 60.
>>565611186LEWD
>>565611186ear sex…
>>565611228i think he's on the younger side but def a grubber (middle age)
Why aren't we talking about Siegfreak and his 2 touch of doom
LUCKYCOOKIESIGGY
I siggy diggy
>>565606393I'm so sick of Kishi clogging character tags with his endless waves of low effort repeat slopdude was like human ai before ai
>>565613238Can she take all four?
>>565613483Percival would canonically never
im boredcan someone trigger sikhander into shitting up the thread
Instead of ragebaiting why not try nicebaiting?
rhapsody is broken
This is how you enrage him.
>talking about himself in third personis a hallmark of a schizo btw
>>565614709this is an improvement
>>565614143
>>565614930Thank you Haru Urara, very cool!
stupid horsenigger why would i ever make friends with a notorious schizo
>>565614930you nigger retards always act like everyones so desperate for friends and how its so easy to make them just be nice to people well it doesnt fucking work friends are not fucking real anybody you spend an extended amount of time with will NOT share any of your interests and will 9 times out of 10 be an unconcious insect person and anyone you share an interest with will not care about you as a person and neither of you will have anything to talk about except that singular one thing
>0 wins>116 losses>dead>giving advice
>>565615159i shitpost lobbytroons who manage to scam a round off me
>can only cum to futa nowadayswho do i main now?
>>565615397Zooey
>>565615397Djeeta
>>565615397based
wait why do girl horses race anywaywouldn't boys be betteror are the horse leagues gendered
iLoveDonkey
66L
BC
blueslop
>>565618252funni overpowered old man
DoomGODS run this general
GBVSR top 8 at Evo Japan was great to watch. One full of stories and surprises. It was cool seeing runback of last year's Evo Japan grands once again.Special shoutouts to Shosan for having such an amazing performance after years of play and dedication to Zeta.
>>565620647he jobbed didn't he
>>565620647if you're going to get chatgpt to write something at least make it stupidly long
>>565621051
>>5656210513rd place isn't jobbing
>>565620647the vikala pick kinda soured it for me. felt like zandori just said ''fuck it'' and threwoutside of that it was breddy gud
>>565621319He caught whatever Gamera's disease is
>>565621051Losing winner's finals to the best ferry in the world and back-to-back EVO Japan champion is not jobbingBut the real star of the night was Hino's losers run to 5th place
the donkey might be stronk but kasausagi is inhumanly good
gamera jobbed again and still got art...
Sorry fags but the singularity is here, if you're not first you're last. Nothing matters but the absolute extremes.
>>565619009Hell yeahhttps://youtu.be/6c02Uz9bvrM
>>565621051should have picked top 5 vira instead
>>565621921Shoulda stick with Ilsa since first match
>>565609227other competitors were too scared to even touch their waifu. he deserved the win.
>>565621921
>>565622017>Instead of putting cool music like this in Rising, we get Dominion Slop Dragon
>>565622017good design? incredibleof course this character won't be playable but mr. he/she/they/them/fag Id-kun will
>>565622201>went directly for the ears
>>565622470dbd is good, you simply have poor music taste
>>565622557dead by daylight sucks
>>565622557Holy fuck, you are a not a human being.
>>565622626i agree but dominion black dragon is a good song
>>565622557please put Raziel in the game, Fukuhara-san
>>565622470say this in the lobby. you wont.
>>565622470You'll get Jojo-esque music and you will like ithttps://youtu.be/JVJT9vh5EfU
a braze of cahnaigethe dragens might is gonein its eyes and its mowand iss memories are gonenawking onn the dur of trutha rescayled wym and gul in bluechiaroscuro chaos awakens meeehhh
>>565622993>not an entire race of buff mommiesi no longer care
Cagliostro
just remembered that i'm teamlessdo i need to write a resume here to find one
>>565622993better than anything they put in rising. not gonna lie.
>>565620647Reddit coded post
>>565622936raziel in risingraziel in relinkraziel in vanilla gbvsraziel in umamusumeraziel in shadowverseraziel in real liferaziel everywhere
>>565623115i listen to this
2XKO is such a flop it's even hard to remember it exists
>>565624197+Sorn in Rising
>>565624528You have good taste.
But what if it get in the way?
>>565624862no more dykes
>>565625325you can't make typos on posts like this anon
>>565625365Can't be dykes if her girlfriend is not in
>>565625421I'm gonna be real I don't even know where I fucked up, but what I can tell you is that I just woke up so come on man be a pal
>>565625325it don't
>>565625539you missed an s
>esl futaposteri'm gonna pukeniggers stay out of my fetishes
>>565624872Reberse and DestwuctionHere at my commanReberse and DestwuctionAgain and again
>>565625636buts whats if its gets in the ways?
>>565625873big girlbig girlbig girl (grah)big girl lotta pants okbig girl lotta pants ok
>>565625704dude, he's brazillian. they invented futa.
>>565626080youre getting your futafags mixed up
>>565626080Hey now that's just rude.I'm Atlantean.
grahhstop playin' with em, fkhrbig girl, big girlbig-big girl, big girl'Lotta big girl box ok'Lotta big girl box ok (gah)big girl, big girlbig-big girl, big girl grah'Lotta big girl box okDP wakeup she's feelin her bestBend em over and do her lil stretchAin't a grappler but she's the catchFeel like Honda so she's pumpin her chestShe hit numbers so big she don't need buffsShe be high skill like no it isn't luckEatin' fancy like no this isn't grubHittin' buttons like everything funbig girl, big girlbig-big girl, big girl'Lotta big girl box ok'Lotta big girl box ok (gah)big girl, big girlbig-big girl, big girl grah'Lotta big girl box okBig meaty be comin' your wayYou bouta wake up a brand new wayFacin' the world in a brand new wayLotta big girl box ok
I'm tired of playing a low tier all the time. Recommend me a easy mode sloppa top tier to dunk on nerds
>>565626938Ferry
grim againim helpinggggg
>>565626938>caring about whether your char is a high tier or notplay who you think is cool
>>565627285I just want to win without even trying
>>565626938>>565627396ladiva
>>565627396skill issue
>>565627396vikala
>>565627927sex with slediostro
>>565626938SiegfriedZooeyMegGrimnirMetera
>>5656269382B
>>5656269382b
>>565628114how?
>>565627046>>565628528>Grimnir>Metera>Ferry>Zooey>2BI said I don't want to try...
>>565628860In the rosebud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcbaOxQsloQin 10 minutes: Battle Networkin 10 minutes and 3 hours: BBTAGin 10 minutes and 5 hours: Ketsu Battler in 25 minutes and 6 hours: Soul Calibur 6
Pour one out for all the grubbers who left and moved on to greener pasturesIblismaceofheartssikhanderMatSwizzleYlamRaggerAshigyaruKos-MosDocDreadSingleneuronSkybasterHatroonStinkyChocco0range_PlanetIanvczRarest RaymooSneedNezumikuShirolambArcade Nier (I forgot his name)The guy who spends all day botting winsAgripepsiDeliriumVictoriqueTankbuildThinkingTsukuyomi MayaRend the EarthWakeup SweepHappy SkipperZooey Pit LickerMeiya MitsurugiLiterally NothingLostriqueXeromWavieGameraMogniaLast Evo Burgers/TakofagGoobuSuperstraitSharkbootRayquaza/FugquazaKizzyDiaphoneSonic_SolRookiesRenZaneZangief_DreamKasausagiIf you don't see yourself, well, then you weren't a memorable player, my condolences.
firgotten again
i communicate with 90% of those anons on steam so we're always gonna play the same games together
>>565628860
>>5656286462Mind
>>565629874I'll get you next time Mat
>>565629696I MADE IT TO THE LIST
>>565628646>>565628751>>565630293I meant to quote the other one but I'm dumb and fat and Nier
>>565629973look at my mom being bad at pushups!you can do it mom!!! you can lose weight!!!
>Never on the listsNOTICE ME SENPAI, GOD DAMN IT
>>565630487
>>565629696Bitch I'm still hereI even made a figure mode pic for my team in the team tournament which will be embarrassing if I forgot who the players are, they only said they were [adjective] anon
>>565630705>Zero Versusia players in this webmPosers
might as well post this one too
>>565630757This is coolI like this
>>565630906>i'm not in the webm>except for a small bit at the end where after the tourney I just hopped on the cabs again
>>565630757theres no shot you made the background and chromatic abberration in the figure mode
>>565631050yeah i did, it's in the camera options. I just took a bunch of shapes and spent 2 minutes making a set
uh team lame, we need a team pic nao
>>565630906>Up for some Grand Bruise?No, I don't think I fucking am.
>>565630757um I actually play nier, not bubs
you're telling me i couldn't even get on TEAM LAME??
>>565631434you ain't bubz anon, get out of here stinky Nier
what if i made a team of other people who haven't played in months and we all reinstalled on the day of the tournament then uninstalled again
>>565631605what if you slit your wrists
>>565630757yuel anon here, I actually play nier
>>565631897Bitch I'm the Yuel anon
>>565630757I'm not on the team, but I also play niia...
>>565630757seox anon here, I play nier, can you please fix the image
>>565631050>>565631164>realized i should've posted proof
>>565631897>>565631992>>565632123Niers? In MY general thread?
I'm making a TRAITOR teamonly TRAITORS who played STRIVE are allowedyou must be lame and gay to join
That post but you can't be lame or gay to join
>>565632320NOW you wanna be gay and weird again?
I love attention keep namedropping me
>>565633316Anonymous...
>>565633413I just came in my jorts
can we make a team where the three of us are called Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk and Mike Honey respectively
We were never friendsAll you do is accuse me of being your boogeyman schizoYou never trusted me
>Hulk has Vaseraga's install and tackle
I'm watching T8 for the first time and I can understand why people hate it
>>565635004>female Black Pantherbased?imagine if instead of adding homoshit gbvsr added female versions of the homoknights
>>565635480you'd just complain it's woke shit or whatever other stupid thing
>my carpal tunnel is flaring back up for the first time in like a decade because i'm jerking off too muchit's so over
>>565635480I watched that movie with my nephew and it sucked ass
>>565635780>jerking off too muchNo such thing, back to pumping!
PVMPING
>>565635480Tourists lose their shit when they see implied yuri and you want the game to get genderbent versions of characters?
>>565635584Do you enjoy just making shit up in your head?
>Force to watch Kekken to wait for Kuni trailer and SF6>Force to watch side event climax stage>At the same timeAAAAAAAA MEGA MEGANEEEEEEE
>>565636518I just don't want to see the homoknightsif I get 2 touched by sieg it would be better if he was a cute girl with giant boobs and long hairif I get into a 1 minute long combo from lancelot it would be better if he was a tsundere flattie
>>565636667>a tsundere flattie...go on
Can we keep Vane?He's my hero
>>565636646>cryanawhat did they mean by this?
I forgot to say:just look at neechang, she's one of the most cancerous characters in the game but no one cares because she's a hottie>>565636857basically a very small (as a fem draph), short black hair, she would still be a proud knight like lancelot but when you push her buttons she gets embarrassed and only shows her feminine side to danchou
>>565637029Cygames hire this man
>>565637029>>just look at neechang, she's one of the most cancerous characters in the game but no one cares because she's a hottiepretty sure we had like a year and a half of scamchang complains
>>565637207i still haven't blocked a single fwip
>>565637207yeah but she gets memes and stuffcompare her to how we treat cag or ferry. look at yesterday's thread
Cag and Ferry are far sexier than Narmaya though
>>565636768Why would anyone want to hurt such a cutie
>>565637430supremely homosexual post
>>565637430a post made by a madman
>>565637430
>>565637430I agreeHuge breasts are gross
chestlets angrily typing in this thread right now
what if every cag player was cute girl irl
cute girl(male)
>>565636667>>565637029yet you niggers bitch about ferry and metera who are literal semen demons incarnateyou are all fuking liars
>>565637727
>>565638686this is your proof that ferry is not attractive
>>565638686ferry is a whore and metera is even worseI can understand liking ferry since she's petite and cute and fluffy and everything but if you like metera then your hobby is collecting STDs
I like Zooey
>>565638797how would a virgin have stds
Ferry the donkeyis pretty
>>565638952ghost factory
>>565638797how is this a whorehowHOW>>565638735>not attractivemaybe if you're blind, sure
>>565638937I spit on your genitals and give you herpes
>>565638952pretty rapeable
>>565639037>how is this a whoreshe acts like oneshe sounds and acts like a prude bitch. feels like she would become a feminist after some time after marriage
>>565639123Arthur's POV
>>565639123god dayum
>>565639123I love slutty women
>>565639123I love women who pretend to be slutty but can't actually score
>>565639223so is she a whore or is she a prude bitch make up your mind moron
at least we aren't Tekken 8
>>565639685shes a prude whoreshe likes the idea of being a whore
>prude>whoreeveryday gbvsg somehow manages to lose even more braincells
>>565640146are you enjoying this look into the mind of someone who finds ferry attractive?
So sluts and used goods then.
no that's metera
metera is just a prude though
i mean neechang
a completely trivial unimportant interaction that is most likely a misunderstanding has sent me spiraling down and filled me with an overwhelming desire to kill myself.
>>565640526booba
>>565640526its alright you can always make yourself feel better by heading over to Ed's stream and calling him a zonerkike nigger
bros.. i dont tive a shit about any other fighting game besides grub...
>>565640867kill yourself raymoo
You've been saying that multiple times.
>>565640930I'm not him but he's gawdlike...
>>565640867kinda same, it's more that I don't play any others online and i don't wanna learn a new game and dedicate myself online unless it's casually. i'm already 1000+ hours in this series and any of the others i just casually training mode in them. I'm waiting for another big grip on me, or any of the older games to get rollback updates so i can host lobbies like i did with Aquapazza some time back
STOP SHOVING
>>565640867you i cant what how there is even
>>565641873she tanked that
>>565641873
>>565641873>beatrix after the nerfs
>>565641873delta clock activatedprepare for an extra normal's worth of damage scrub
>>565641873>The way it remained perfectly immobile while falling offI mean, not like flaying about would've helped, but I don't know
>>565642472anon... he was hit with a sleeping dartthough, I imagine they wanted to capture it, but I think it just fucking died there
>>565642613wait, those things are real and work like that?that's impressive
>>565642678some tranquilizers can immediately paralyze and put to sleep big animals in secondstheres even some for elephantsas a human if you get hit by one of those you die
>>565642613Is that what it was? Damn.Honestly not sure if a fall like that could kill a bear, these fuckers are tanky as hell, but yeah chances are it wasn't pleasant all the same.
Apparently Hulk in Tocoom is just Vasewaga
Team where one guy's named 6, one guy's named 6, and one guy's named LTeam of 66L, BC and Blueslop>>565642613I shouldnt have to tell you that bears are tough and if people with access to tranqs that can instantly drop a black bear are shooting it then they knew the fall wouldn't do much because they could have just waited for it to come down if that was the case
>>565642874Pachi's philosophy.
>>565640867Same
>>565642818>as a human if you get hit by one of those you dieGIWTWM
>>565643301they are made with concentrated ferry pheromones, you wouldn't like that
>>565643379I'll take the yuel flavoured suicide darts
>>565643379You're right I wouldn't like that... I would LOVE that
>>565642874He's like what if MvC Hulk had Vaseraga armor. It's funny how close the moves we see are to his MvC counterpart. He might actually be good this game.
>>565638952pretty UGLY
>>565646225What the FUCK
Me mom is so smort
does any other game have as boring a grandfinals as ours?
>>565648796COTW and Tekken 8 right now.
>>565649006MAKE SOME NOISE
>>565648796>boring>when the match was full of skill expression, creativity and GAPI can see how anything other than 66l sloppa spam might be considered 'boring' to your underdeveloped mind.
>>565641873Let the bodies hit the.............................................................FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>565649550Vsav and HnK is le boring?
when's the update
>>565648796Literally all grand finals so far have been a good watch.
>>565649783lol
>>565649783lmao
>>565649783kek
>>565650158>>565650202>>565650268oh...
>>565650158>>565650202>>565650268samefug
>>565650347>>565650380Everyone was doing it, I just wanted to be popular...
I came here with an open heart. I joined the lobby and tried to share everything I had with you. Imagine my surprise when I found out I'm nothing but a laughingstock and shitpost fodder for the tranny ecelebs schizos that dominate the threads.All because of what? Me daring to take one game off your lordship instead of being the good onahole egoboosting jobbers we're all supposed to be?I hate all of you.Yes you, especially (You). (You) know who you are. (You) know what you did. I won't drop names because I ain't a petty faggot like you all.I hope all of (You) burn in hell and die.
Someone said lobby?!
im going to the lobby in 5 minim gonna play the crane machine when i arrive
ketsu battler in 10 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcbaOxQsloQ
shut up raymoo why haven't you killed youself yet
>>565652938>megaman battle networkHUH? this game has pvp?
>>565648465the thumbnail looks like she's inside someone's guts
>>565648641source please?
>>565653750versusia from granblue fantasy versus rising
>>565654261
what set the schizo off this time>>565653750https://x.com/hk_nh3cooh/status/2050780630292852950?s=46
Loisy is still top tier I see
When does GM season end?
>>565654713arigatou
>>565654941End of this month
bubs on the telly
gazing upon ferry's fwehs
I would rather gaze upon Metera's anus
GGs Metera anon, my brain turns to mush when playing against zoners and I shid my pants whenever I see a butterfly approach me, I was playing somewhat clumsily but it was fun
>>565658131ggs!!!!im just glad you're not a cagmain/granmain so i had lots of fun tonight
Both of you suck and I could own you with one hand.
Ferry sucks me
Meet your season 3 casts
>>565658495I'm gonna teach him cag just for you.
>>565658671
>>565658592Ferry, your fucking pillow is all fucked, you worthless ass bitch. Holy fucking useless donkey. Fuck you.
>>565658671based
https://www.deviantart.com/o-dv89-o/art/Versusia-Mod-preview-1294230301
>galleon foolishly sets up her meteor somewhere I can dash past it>alright, time to run in, I don't have to worry about the meteor>5U is a full combo starter when it hits up close so I get punished even harder for daring to approachscam character
>>565660135Sounds like your match up knowledge was lacking.
>>565660232yeah i know i'm not supposed to hit her or approach, just wait full screen while they tbag and taunt, why am i even mad
>>565654497it's true
downie mom
>shotoshizo is from sfg (like I thought) playing cammy and downplaying her to bottom tier (like cag)checks outwill be sure to make a mental note of this
https://x.com/HiFightTH/status/2050832107484901560why
>>565662439funniest shit ive ever seen-some jap probably
>>565660232alchemist hands typed this
>>565662439https://x.com/JWonggg/status/2050757385288044871maybe fukuhara was a visionary...
>2B does anything>nonstop seethe all night>Metera does anything on twitter>depression sets in for the next week>Lowain does anything in top 8>rampant doomposting ensues>Eustace or Vikala are on the tele, then jobs>thread erupts into massive celebration like WW2 just ended>Beelzebub is placed towards the bottom of a japanese tier list>/gbvsg/ pops a blood vessel>Cagliostro is merely uttered>thread immediately devolves into rushdown chimpanzees and cag bonobos flinging feces at each otherHating nearly every zoner and gimmick fraud is completely understandable, but why is this general seemingly willing to die for Ferry? She is easily the most egregious of both. This is the only Granblue community that not only doesn't think she is a top 3 character that is actively ruining the game that is partially responsible for so many people quitting, but outright ignores her like she did nothing wrong. No, Ilsa is not the problem. No, Beatrix is not the problem. No, Siegfried is not the problem. It's the broken, uninteractive zoner that pretty much tells you to put the controller down at round start.
>>565660135>galleon sets up her meteor in front of her>nigga runs right into the area where the meteor is hoping for....?>gets owned because he is retardedmany such cases
why are there no burgers in the top 8? not big enough of a prize pool?
>>565662945burgers are too weak
>>565662945punk is right there
>>565606393She takes black dix for sure
>>565662765>but why is this general seemingly willing to die for Ferry?
>>565663107i'm talking about rising because i saw punk
>>565663264this game is not popular at all and so there are less burgers playing it and so there are not burgers in top 8retarded question
>>565662945traveling is expensive>>565663528the only fighting game that is popular is sf6, schizo-kun
>>565663628no shit? and? what part of my post did you contradict? no part. lmao. idiot.
Be nice.
You know, for how much you guys dis SF6, there's way more footsies compared to Rising.
TRVKE
Japan is undergoing a nation wide slime induced psychosisevery time i boot up X and im forced to see posts about the upcoming anime about girls playing sf i want to shoot myselfhow the fuck does a whole country manage to collectively have such an abhorrent taste in everything
>>565664278>make the best things>also collectively have shit tasteHow is this possible?
>waaaaah raging strike is a bad system waaaaaah>dix finals is just button > drive rush > button > drive rush > special > level 3
>>565665345das gawdlike
WAN BOTAN
Why does Rising only get 1.7m yen
>>565665345Only Umisho can do that though
>>565665443Cygames small indie company
If you win with Anila you didn’t earn it
>>565665345I'm glad we don't live in the alternate universe where I bought Dix to play Mai because she looks boring as shit to play from what I gather she's SF6 satan because... she has a good projectile? and she can drive rush behind it well?
If you win with gyaru Anila you get a free rimjob
>>565665804losing to aniwa is a choice legally she can't win against you without your consent
Arrogance level maximized
>>565665834- projectile she can walk behind in the slime rush throwloopen game - one version is two hits that she can throw between the hits - good pokes - level 1 is an install that buffs her fireballs - a dp - great walkspeed shotos basically run the game outside of specialist mains
I miss redlotta
>>565666117do sf6 players just play the best shoto and switch to whatever shoto is the best after each patchsounds like an exciting game
Ah, yes, my favorite shotos: Guile, Blanka, Bison, and JP.
>>565666337alright grandpa, back to bed with you
>>565666385Get back on the treadmill menalard
>>565666259I'm getting redpilled on shoto niggers
>"I love shotos"? Get that ass banned-LowTierGod, 2015
SF6 gods OWN you little grubbas
god of slime
>>565660330>>565660661>>565660909
>>565666651Fuark I meant 2016. The shoto brainrot is real
>>565666694hey that's our schizo
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHIN STRANGEIN THE FGCWHO YOU GONNA BLAME?SLIME FIGHTER
>>565666694That general look like it's generally painful to browse.
Meet your season 3 villain
>>565667769booba
>>565667769tits too small...
>>565667459>"game is dogshit">"game is dogshit">"game is dogshit"sounds just like /gbvsg/
soon
>>565670265lumina shitter lobby when, grubbas?
>>565670354nows the time if we are going to do it
>>565670467i pre-ordered the game...
>>565670621you cant pre order it yet
>>565671049are you drunk?
Imma pre order UR MOM
>>565670621I bought it on launch...
I playtested the game
Galleon's butt smells so strong...
i cum in galleon's butt five times a day
Analyzing frames is fun.
>>565664696>raw jump in super on someone already holding down backbutwhy
>>565671154forsen
>>565671957he gave up
Noah the fraudigy
Damn i've been so checked out lately i missed the whole evo thing. Must've been hype to see sho-san finally put up some results with zeta.
So trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeso hypeeeeeeeetrue.
really hype seeing sho-san mash parry in every interaction and not teching a single fucking throw...
really hyped seeing sho-san doing empty jumps every knockdown and eating shit for it...
>>565673624Has not watched the matches.>>565673707Has watched the matches.
>>565673796>Has not watched the matches.i am rewatching them right now. he didn't tech a single throw against ZD.
setplay characters should not do so much damage
My character doesn't do enough damage.
>>565677481charlottagawd...
>>565670467I'm definitely down to play it, but I have barely put time into it so I'd be a shitter so I'd want a week or so to practice.Which means that I'd only put in the time if it's guaranteed to happen.
Why are you guys playing TL instead of AACC?
>found another literal 2 touch clipoh no on no nono brosim aboutta make another factual clip for shitposting!!!! nyehehe
>>565665960Don't listen to this anon's lies. Anila has forced herself on many innocent grubbas, and she'll do it again.
>>565679301Everyone is a shitter at that game, fool. Do you think any of us have played it to be good enough.
>>565679704It's a personal thing with any fighter I play. I hate shitty piloting, so I learn a fair amount before starting.
>>565679442Entertain me.
>>565679996Okay, but be sure to remember who is going out there doing all the work, it is I not you.I literally didn't know this shit fucking wall bounces to continue the combo what the fuck
>>565680236>percydon't think anyone is surprised
>>565680236>they made it so you can combo off the stock dumphehehThat's more funny if anything.
>>565680236Thank you, I will reward you well, later.DeadSlopGame
>>565677606Speaking of, outside of our resident lobbingtons, I barely see any Charlottas anymore.
>>565682369
>>565682369It's almost like nobody gives a shit about harvins
>>565659704Keep us updated
>>565682803>Says preview and available now to subs, implying it will be available to everyone later>every other page says subscribers onlyIts not looking good...
>new mom art on pixiv>its absolutely horrible
>>565689007>its absolutely horribleSounds like it fits mom perfectly.
>>565682369only Charlottas I've run into is lobby anons and 1 Charlotta on launch day that did nothing but spam L dp. I was new so I almost lost
>>565659704>>565682803>>565683003You guys don't actually play with gooner mods like this installed do you?
>>565691351Gooner mods are sovl
>>565691486is this gay
>>565691486Testament's body, erotic...
>>565691351sorry anon, my game crashed. what were you saying?
they should give mom god press (throw)that or susano'o 214B (level 2)then I'll play her more. she's cool but feels so bad to play
Mom posters are the xturders of /gbvsg/>"Bro, this shit looks so cool!">"Do you play it?">"No."
So did we have some announcement at Evo Japan or did Cygames continue to disappoint?
>>565692443they announced a new melty blood
>>565692439why would anyone play her? she is not fun to pilotcharacters can be sick as hell visually but not fun to play. that is not an indictment of people who think the character is cool. games are supposed to be fun to play
>>565692443Cygames continue to disappoint and pretty much the whole tourney is a french bread domination reveal wise with Twi Lumina Len and UNI2 Zohar.
>>565692443They said we wouldn't get any announcements before the event started.
>>565692719Damn, I was spot on. Also her not being fun to pilot is directly influenced by her so-called "cool design". Basic movement feels like shit because she's a big body.
>>565692719>i want my big body, big buttons, +3 oB long range 5L AND 2L mom to also zip around the screen to 66L ad nauseam
>>565691553retard>>565692719you got shitposted on by the 2 retards but you are 100% rightthe fact that one of them typed >xturd already exposed himself as a schizo
>>565693139Yes? People want strong characters to play.
>>565693114she doesn't have anything that compensates for her big body is the problem. vas ladiva and wilnas are all fucked up on offense. versusia on offense is what, 66M? some cooldowns with plus frames? what's she gonna do, threaten normal throw somehow? a slow dashing command grab would at least not be breakable if they're sleeping>>565693139I love putting words in peoples' mouths man
>>565693349>retardHow? That mod is a port of a Strive mod for Testament
>>565693614>vas ladiva and wilnas are all fucked up on offense.under 500 opinion
>>565693923"worse than cagliostro" can still be fucked up
>>565693614Give her armour and she's just a reskinned VasGive her a command grab and she's just reskinned LadivaAs much as you might not want to hear it, her design is why she's ass to pilot. There's only so much you can do with a big body in this game, and they opted to make her a shitty pseudo-zoner with 10mil years of recovery.
>pick a character that is all about the midrange and anti-zoning>"bro, this character has, no cap, zero mix, bro. like, literally bottom tier on god, bro."
>>565693874testament doesnt have tits for one
>>565694003you are such a salty shitter, learn to play. the issue is not versusia
>>565694501>and anti-zoningoooohahahahahahOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahdo i even need to post the ilsa webm? worthless faggot? answer me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>565694696The mod had tits, now apologise to me for being so rude, now!
>>565694993that face on that body is hideous
>>565694969>b-but ilsabitch needs her laser gutted, i agree. but you are a helpless retard. stick to playing yool or whoever you main.
>be an anti-zoner>get anti-anti-zoned by anti-anti-zoners (ie zoners)the milf loife...
>>565694993I'm sorry, you were right, I am a homosexual now...
>>565695090What is Versusia's gameplan? She has nothing.>>565694993Clearly they just ported the clothes on Bea's model. Bea's ass is huge.
so about that melty lobby...
>>565695302does numelty have nrvnqsr or kouma yetit sucks until it does
>>565695302>he didn't join the secret melty lobby
>>565695302Melty and Uni unfortunately still have the worst lobbies in modern fighters
>>565695178Apology accepted. :)>>565695251That's not how it works anon, the clothes are a part of the model.
>He missed the 4 am melty lobby
>>565695302golshi was streaming melty and said he was going to only host melty tournaments from now on
Odds and I stick to my current character for now.Evens and I start learning that other character.
>>565694501>anti-zoning>In a game where projectiles don't disappear on hit????????????????
>no cloud save>if you uninstall, your save file is also gonefuck you guys and fuck frenchbread's 2003 tier coding.
>>565696078when are they gonna add grandma so I can have a family reunion
