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>>565625736You may be a redneck, when you have Rednecks on you wishlist
LARS
>Suisei concert mode>Star Wars modes>"duhhhhh I make thread OP my waifu"Waifufags are so fucking obnoxious
>>565626149a wife like this would fix me
>>565626149i really want to give her a facial
>>565626150himbo sex
>>565626149This will be Fortnite in 2026
>>565626049no, im a twink, i just think theyre neat
the new emote has twerking in it
Lars is back? hell yeah!
>>565626143yeah, can we make a new thread?
>>565626405FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>565626445wew
I wish all the headliners got cute Concerts like the V-Tubers did. Why is the world were only Metallica, Karol G, and Sabrina the only ones
>>565626405They're getting desperate...
>>565626396Yeah, both are cool, i like Ned's dark bag eyes on the minifig, Poe Dameron has the same eyes lolLars minifig is not favorite, the colors are all the same.
>>565626143>>565626473kek seethe
>>565626674no one asked for your opinion zavala
I don't care about the retarded skin war you faggots having going on in this thread, but it's fucking hilarious how a skin from the game being in the OP will make you negro brains seethe so hard.
>>565626760Everyone can tell that you're OP, because you missed the point THIS badly. There's new shit that should be in the OP instead.
Lexa won
>Cowboy Bebop So, when are we getting Trigun? please don't use the new designs
When i look UP at uuuuuu
>>565626109Don't die on me of diabetes, you're way too sweet.
>>565626405>fat gross smelly greasy whale
I have no idea why some people care so much about the OP image, its just something you see once and then you don't see anymore because you have now scrolled down to see the posts
>>565626872As if I didn't have better things to do than making a new thread for a worthless general like this.
>>565625027>can't use the guitar as a pickaxe or instrument>they went out of their way to add a disclaimer instead of just adding that functionality to an existing mesh>can't even buy it separately unless you're a hue or a kiwiWow, they really tried as hard as they could to piss people off with this one.
>>565626928>wart infested test tube baby eating more warts
i hate red ink solo tattoos
Nice, Very Cool, now i can't use nemia stuff because everyone would think I'm a latefag, specially the cute kanabo.
>>565627126
>>565627160fags will never understand our love for cute whimsical mid girls
>>565626405someone do this with Sommerset!! i’m pretty sure her ass has jiggle tech
Nemia very affordable
>>565627308Just use the Big Dill or Dusty bats, they're close enough to a kanabo and you can preserve your OG cred
why is nemia so stacked?
Nemia is for impregnating
>>565627490Cheap whore.
Finally crackshots boyfriend
I feel like i'm scaring the kids when using lego Jar Jar
only Sunny lover of this general checking in
you guys are not like me. I bought the Nemia bundle day 1. No hesitation. I’m sure it’s logged on the servers
>>565627783how alex looks after a long day of fucking his cousin
WHERE THE FUCK IS ESME
>>565628026In my locker, thanks for asking.
I love Sunny
theres still a small chance her skirt will glitch and you get a full view of her ass
>>565626149grim
Buying the roses for Lennox Rose
>>565627957Same as me, and bought the Miku Festival pass only the get Nemia's loading screen. I'm more OG that all of you!
>>565628184theres a chance I want to kiss her butt
>doing reach top 10 ranked mission>only 5 top 10s and already diamond>fucking win>level up 2 ranksthis is fucked
>>565628231#notmyramirez. i prefer the wrecked one
I've got ONE very simply Q: Nemia or Desdemona?
>>565628184her ass probably smells like sulphur
STOP. POSTING. MY. WAIFU!
>>565628314Nemia ez
>>565628253i was subbed to the crew, so i didn’t need to get the FP. since u claim to be a big nemia fan u got her jam track right? i don’t see why you wouldn’t mention it…
>>565628310
>>565628308You can change to ZB or Build depending of what mode you are playing. Rank doesn't share between both modes.
>>565628231I'll take skins with unique body/face models over the lazy stw asset flip #300 any day
>>565628541Because everyone got it dumbass, it was a free jam track, the loading screen wasn't.
Nemia's big ass titties are quite tempting...
>>565628741not if u didn’t play…
>>565628095Cute. They look really good on her.
galactic siege it fun when it's not that bullshit "everyone is a jedi now" event. I hade point C locked the fuck down as a rebel tank fending off stormtroopers
>>565628581>i would never own the cute jumping bean from the apocalypse
POST NEMIA NOW
>>565627872>>565628095
>>565629090we gotnumber one victory royale
>>565628946wat bout my T60 skin I had the battlepass epic why did I get snake and not greyfox why epic why.....
>>565628231Make the eye and eyebrow textures more like the ones in the left and it removes 95% of the problem.
>anons who didn't buy my bundle on launch day, get this up their ass
>>565628985
>>565629592Sex
>>565626750
>>565629731then why you didnt reply to his post?
>>565626674I care more about getting zesty emotes
>>565629415
I don't want anything i thought i did... just waiting for Overwatch now.
>>565630036unprotected sex while holding hands
>>565629592>GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY!
i like the supermarket dance but the music is meh.... we need more long emotes though
>>565630105
>>565630089same
Hel has erotic lips.Imagine the lipstick marks.
>>565630413faceporn
>>565630536unironically she is face porn
>nemia in shopoh great here we go
>>565630413She looks like she could use a shower
>Kenan has an ideaaw here it goes
>>565630754You're smelling yourself right now anon
>>565630089this, but also pic rel
>playing reload for the emote>someone tries to pickaxe signal me every other game>shoot them in the face every time
>>565626405guh huh
Boobia
I should buy Hel before she leaves
>>565626935Because its the poster board for the gen on the site. Its supposed to be used to show anything interesting at the time because a new user would see Suisei or Star Wars modes and think "Wow this looks interesting; maybe i should check it out" and we might get a new playersInstead when these retards post their shitty waifus it just gets the gen glossed over
>>565630089I wanted the Yakuza collab to be real. Fuck you, Loolo and Wensoing, and fuck you, Shiina, for parroting it without checking yourself
>>565630185>>565629090>>565628293I stopped playing fortnite because I kept getting hard playing it
>>565631041bro...
Yeah, yeah, Nemia whatever. Torment, however
Nemia or Hel?
>>565631558helnemia is stinky
why did they do this? they could just rotate the other 4 packs
>>565631437What emote is that?
>>565631558Persephone
>>565631558
>>565626109Looks like a gold mine for taking pics with. Song is awful though
they got me surrounded
>>565631764Because Lego is dead and they want to give as little of a shit as possible about it while still honoring their contract to market it
Hope!
>>565631963I know it's a lot to ask
>>565632029mentioned
>>565632029>>565632110>>565632154based and hopepilled
>>565631252>>565631437Brunhild deserves some love too she looks just as good
>>565632028Lego gave epic a shit ton of money so I think them and Disney are like attached to Epic atp
>>565632154>2026>Still no cat pet wearing Hope's glasses and hat/hair
holy hope takeover
>>565632289To be fair she's more "generic" than the otherHel is a cool goth chickenThor is a massive chadBrunhild is just a gorgeous blonde. Not really unique beyond her realism look
>>565632427soon
>>565632513we love the protagonist of Fortnite here.
>Fix your ride? *deep sigh* Okay, because its you.
>>565632715BASED
>>565632028was a consistent 20k average player count not enough for them? also that doesnt make sense because its getting tons of updates
>>565631963>I DON'T WANNA DIE
adam smasher soon...plantina soon...
>>565632769As if I'd trust this slut with my rideThere's only one grease monkey i allow near my rides and that's Cindy Aurum
>>565633118OOHOOoh MAN that hurts
>>565632769>>565633220for me its Nico
>>565633839For me it's Jill
>>565633441>>565626150Is this the furry guy posting these?
>>565633937no he's posting the ai slop or is that someone else?
>>565633937Do you know how little that narrows it down
>>565634139The one who has that 3x3 with the big furry guys, Kyle, and that ine demon dudeThor seems right up his alley
>>565634443Ben 10 is such a cool skin
bring her back
wake me up when eeet's all ovahwhen im wisah and im oldah
>>565634752the aliens they chose are pretty gay since it's just fanservice, if they cared it would be swampfire and ultimate, but props for making a skin with practically 3 styles that can transform midgame 2k, and that's also because it includes the pickaxe
>>565633839Where is my Dante and Lady skin, Epic?
>>565634752So cool, you don't even see it in game or the "fans" in this general post funny webms of him.
I wanna buy this and stateside but I'm not even playing the game
>>565634513I don't care for furries, I only care about Thor
why would a good player willingly use a nu-default skin? whenever i get killed by those and see its a nu-default i just report by instinct
>>565635559some people don't care about skins
I care about skins
>>565635559why are u so mad at some guy wearing a skin. literally man baby reporting someone cause u got clapped because u let ur guard down
>>565635868this would make sense in compfag games like dota 2 or cs, but playing a goofy cartoon game and not even using the free skins is insanity
>>565635962did they fix her hair?
>>565636128there's people that play this for a livingthere's also people that play it for a living on mobilei just wouldn't pay no mind, everyone plays however they like
Just checked the item shop right now, THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SCUM DOING HERE?
>>565636280there's people who don't have OG Spider-Manthey also can't drawI wouldn't pay no mind
>>565636338kek
>>565636291Yeah where's the 2 separate $50 KPop Semen Hunter bundles
>>565635991shut up!! stupid!!
>>565636219Lol you can land a train on that forehead
>>565636291Sorry mommy, they're too stronk for me, you can punish me now by rimming my little pink defenseless strawberry starfish
>>565635231Tim is a rightoid chud now and those types hate anything demonic themed
If there ever were a Gundam collab you can just use the obvious beam saber pickaxe as a cope lightsaber.
>>565637571do it with sommerset
>>565637571do it with ruby
Been testing it out, and found out that local co op on PS4 pro makes pro vocals blurry to the point of being illegible.Also, can't seem to figure out how to have pro vocals and a RCM guitar on local co op, either. Seems only player one gets to use the pro version of vocals or guitar and players 2, 3 and 4 don't get the option.Will have to setup pro vocals on one console and pro guitar on a different one.
>>565637984I want to do it with Helsie
what if the next map was based of thailand… haha crazy right?
>>565638353She puts out for anyone, so you're in luck
Excellent
>>565637984This might be the sexiest image I've ever seen in this general
>>565637984gonna cum
>>565637984Ugly as fuck this is something you find on deviantart
>>565637984GEN Z WHORE
Totally not coordinated btw
how hard is it to hack epic's servers and give myself 500000 vbucks
>>565639175try social hacking
i like her unhinged maniacal lobby pose
>>565639128They're attention whores
>>565639228what DOES the fox say anyway?
Helsie is built for Gen X cock.
>>565632573
>>565639878
>>565637984The sexiest thing in this picture are her shoes
>>565639128MRS PRESIDENT LOOK THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
Helsie is built Ford tough
guh huh!
Fortnite x Fruit Ninja when? Game is fucking popular
im too old for an emo/goth woman :/
Fortnite x Loserfruit when? Girl is fucking popular
>>5656410892012 called
what is this analog horror i hear these nu gens talking about & is there any worthy collab to be had
Here some concept art posted by HYPEX gifted by the Fortnite devs as a "birthday gift".(YOU) did say "Happy Birthday to HYPEX, right?
>>565642627why would they give these to him if he's a leaker
>>565642736Don't you remember, HYPEX is just an secret Epic employee.
>>565642417Its just a horror genre that uses old analog media styles. Like grainy and shaky VHS footage
the supermarket when you get to the meats section:
How many times have you jerked it to Helsie?
>>565643346>>565643348Kill yourselves
>>565641086
>>565643108so that's why he's such a bootlicker
>>565643443don't worry your local faggot will post the emote too then you can go defend him for the next two days
>>565643621Deflect is all you know
Why did they make an emote with twerking to begin with doughie
Funny how all you have to do is post a picture of Helsie and these losers get mad over it.
>>565643346UOOOOHHHH11 year old Underage Skye was made for balding old men three times her age!
>>565643882its more like you fags obviously came together to start shitting up the thread for attention like usual>>565643346>>565643348literally a second apart
twerking emote is tempting but they're probably gonna peacemaker it>we had no intention of adding twerking to this emote, we did not know what it's about, we would never do this i swear, we've changed the emote please forgive us soccer moms
Me and the Skyeposter coordinated our strike together. Mission accomplished.
>>565643882I get hard over it
Leaker anon here, just stole this render right out of Epic HQ. New sidekick, expect it in the next update.
>>565644081meh, just buy it then refund it with the ticket they'll give you
>>565644275
>Literally a 1 sec ass "shaking">https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=18239 has more ass shaking than that pathetic emote>somehow is the worth a fucking gooner awardyou guys are fucking pathetic, like literally, do you guys not know what porn is?
Reminder that Helsie would do anything for a box of Cheez-Its.
>>565644340anon I'll cum if you do that
>>565644367its the speed, the pose, the sultry musictouch is a fun dance with a hint of gooning, supermarket has gooner intent ingrained into it. both get twerkmogged by Revel anyways
>>565644315
>>565644367Yes people who cannot enjoy the game unless they're sexually aroused are that pathetic, friend
>>565644984i'm not your friend
>>565644984i'm your friend how could you get us mixed up like that
>>565644984I'm not you fwend buddy!
>>565646185
>>565646306notice how og lexa is the only cute smile here
ew
>>565646306>when uncle ask if i brush my teeth
Desdemona and Haze in the shop, DemonDice and Mommy Calliope
Mr. Tofu has posted one more piece for HYPEX.
>>565646185F1 car
>>565647138
since it's coomer hours again i can't believe this bombshell is just sitting in stw with no future port in sight
>>565647586Post the solid snake skin doing this
i wish discussing fortgoons had some cool vibes like this instead of agp roleplay shit
>>565647891The spoiler post is literally made for you if you just nut up and accept some dominican meat
See guys, the Star Wars stuff is doing GREAT.
Did (You) buy?
>>565647586Buck broken
>>565648496no but i would've considered the other meowscles poses
>>565643346Alright, I'm sold.
>>565648496of course
>>565648496I don't consume slop so I will not.
>>565648496How about a...
>>565637228Epic modeler here, best I can do is a Core Fighter on a stick
>>565648496of course. only the ones that matter though.>>565649586this shit is genuinely ugly
when i burp up at youuu
i wonder what this general was like when helsie first released
>>565650045it's a good thing I came already today
>>565650790I'm just surprised how meaningless someone's life can be that they're still obsessing over a garbage skin almost 4 years later
>>565650976And your life is you getting mad about that skin being posted, which is equally as pathetic.
>>565651067nta, but the waifu/agp posters are still more pathetic
>>565635242Cutie
>>565651221I don't think so. They can be annoying but I just ignore them like a normal person. I think sperging out over an image of Helsie being posted in the Fortnite general is more cringe.
>>565649363you are not supposed to eat them
at least the quality of the general has caught up with the game, absolute garbage
Helsiefags are based
>>565651067Haha you're so silly; you should kill yourself or something. That would be so funny
Helsie...
Magik is chopped now Epic please fix
>>565652079kek
>>565648929RTL should've been pose 1 or had happy eyes.
Epic could make way more money and have more engagement if they did monthly battle passes.
>>565652290that's what the upcoming ranked passes will be for, my bludder in diddy
>>565650790Honestly, I would be willing to check but I first need to know when exactly anybody first knew about Helsie, was it via concept survey, was the battle pass leaked, or was it when Epic first revealed the battle pass?
>>565648496So, Epic still remembers Paradise...
>>565654483I can tell you Desdemona and Leelah where some of the most hyped skins over here, the helsietard thing started around Ch4S2-S3, most anons considered Dusty the superior female skin that pass (still is)
Any good Star Wars islands for exp?
How much longer until we can sue Epic for false advertising about Adam Smasher?
Miku Fortnite!!!
The mythical Lupa!
>>565658328Did they ever advertise him?
>>565657125The Jedi Duel gives 1.2k exp for every round. Plus the map is pretty nice, the Mando Escape is good too, but you don't get exp if someone kills you target. You can't play Mando on private, Jedi Duel can be play on private.
>>565656160God that's what Leelah looked like in the concept art? I'm not even mad about the brown thing, I like me some dark chocolate. But why the fuck would they get rid of the shark teeth?
>>565658540Dora when she ventures too deep into the jungle and gets bitten by a radioactive werewolf
>>565658353I freakin' love all kinds of Fortnites!
who's next? my money's on tom and jerry
>>565659382Steven Universe
>>565658601Thanks, I'll check them out just for the fun of it. But I found one simply titled "Star Wars Tycoon" which absolutely blows those numbers away so I'll be using this as long as I can.
How many kills does /fng/ average in a single BR match?
>>565659382Betelgeuse, Mecha Gizmo and Mecha Stripe. And of course the Iconic ReindeerDog
>>5656595626 or 10+ if the squads good
>>5656595627 to 10 if I'm feeling like the troll master 2012.3 to 5 if I'm actually paying attention to get a Victory Royale.
>>565648496i got>2x gold midas>1x pink RTL>1x RTL>1x meowskullshopefully they dont cancel my order on the midases again, they did it one day without notifying me but i caught it just in time to remake the order once they both re-entered stock.
>>565659382Beetlejuice for the next Fortnitemares, with Junko Enoshima
>>565659897>10 kills>squadngmi
When they're bringing Ruby back?
>>565658540
>>565660832Don't remind me how ugly she actually looks
>>565660832Grim
>>565658572Not directly (we knew he had a model ready), he was (I believe) first advertise via the Epic Games xitter account:https://litter.catbox.moe/4dic43.jpgThen in a weekly shop video, while not originally present, an alternate version was posted in the PEAK (the friendslop game) discord server where he was present with a release date.
>>565659504i NEED garnet
>>565659382Considering they did Bugs/Daffy, I think Marvin the Martian and Queen Tyr'ahnee are likely soon.
>>565661316"Here's your Marvin sidekick and your censored Tyr'ahnee outfit saar!"- Epic EmployeeGenuinely speaking, how would they handle the Queen anyway, would they actually go with her original design or just slap her in sports bra styled armor and leggings and call it a day?Or go with this?:https://litter.catbox.moe/teq8ex.jpg
>>565661267I think this was posted on a foreign account but not on the English accounts. It was deleted shortly after so they technically didnt advertise it
Hey so like epic, excuse me, what the fuck is thishttps://x.com/i/status/2050698265361047660
>>565661905>Hop in, for no reward in returnok sure
I miss when he was kinda chubby
>>565661316I'm thinking Tom and Jerry since they already did their parody, Itchy and Scratchy. Hopefully they'll come with a, loud and obnoxious, frying pan pickaxe like in tf2
remember when they said that they were going to make kicks out of shoes that skins had, and then give them out if you owned the skin alreadygood times
>>565659382Its either Tom & Jerry or Steven Universe, Beetlejuice will probably get in for Halloween though (two years too late)Also unrelated but why is scott cawthon still refusing to let FNAF into fortnite
>>565663243Supposed because he doesn't want to collab his IPs in ill-fitting genresHe was ok with Dead by Daylight because its a horror game where his creature can play in its canonical fashion Fortnite doesn't work because then he'd have his Horror mascot running around with a shotgun and dancing to Lady Gaga
i don't hate the IPs but i'm getting pretty tired of collabs being 1% something actually new 1% a random car from rocket league and 98% now being disney and warner brothers rejects
>>565663653warners fine because at least its somewhat varied. disney is always>MCU/general mahvel>slopwars>whatever movie is actively in theatres (always bad)perry/doof/buzz/zerg was a bit of an outlier because they seemed against the idea of making "good" or primarily child audience characters use guns but obviously not anymore. might finally get some renaissance stuff but even then im fucking tired of seeing disney in general.this is basically 1:1 what happened when disney bought club penguin.
>>565663243scott cawthon should get off his high horse, there was a point time (around 2015) where five nights at freddy's was seen as the cringey content farm game that only children like (just like fortnite was years ago, just like dandy's world today) so this>my game is to be taken seriously, freddy cannot be seen doing the griddyattitude is bullshit
>>565664036it just feels unethical because it's only here after multiversus failed, but between both disney collabs are too repetitive that i agree
What's a skin you forgot you bought?
>>565664280>it just feels unethical because it's only here after multiversus failedthats not the word i would use. opportunistic, maybe? they obviously thought that making their own game would f2p game would make them boatloads, and to a degree it did, but player last games dropped the ball so fucking hard between the beta and release that nothing could save it. it had a ton of momentum and they decided>hey lets put it on ice for a year and give people an objectively worse game to play on returnbut WB still wants money so of course theyre gonna hand out the IP like candy to anyone wholl pay. fine by me, lola gets funded on timmys dime not mine.
>>565664438I forgot
>captain shota's bundle finally comes back>can get ark and some other shit thats in other locker bundles for almost half the cost of ark>only have enough vbucks to buy the bundle, and if i do i wont have anything left over for when epic inevitably has some collab im actually interested in>if i pass on it then itll be another 2 years before it returnsgreat
>>565661132Fandango
>>565664438Breakaway BossKinda annoyed too because it took forever for those skins to come back and each update continues to add more skins to a rotation so I'm worried now I'll never get him
>>565665115we need more golden bikinisalso why tf are the demons part of the golden week section in the shop
>>565666672two of them were released during huntersoninemia is literally a gyaru
>>565665115I wish I could be RTL and wear a golden bikini
New emote leak
>>565643348only once, i dont see enough of her...
kill me please
I thought she was elite?
Going through my Fortmemories and remembered the cool lighting bug for replays in Blitz during its launch week
>>565667626this could be a cool mode
Who is buying these skins?
>>565667820I'd totally be for having a Doom 3 rift anomaly, make it pitch black and giving everyone on the island a flashlight they gotta switch to if they want to see
Is it true what they say about Jules being hideous?
>>565668068White people
>>565667159she's oathbound, lorelet.
>>565668213It is. Some say her curse can be broken by her baring exactly three children, but no man has ever been brave enough to try. Haha.
>>565646185 https://youtu.be/FPp7_7y-Hh4?si=-Lwx836W29zh7K3W
>>565668068girls + gays who are netflix drones and fortnite pigs. i don't think its very expensive to get these models ingame so they can shit them out and make a profit on minimal sales.
OG status soon
>>565667159whats goin on with lexa here?
The hallway scene from Rogue One but right before Vader ignites the lightsaber he says Thank you. I was getting worried. I know it's a lot to ask. I really can't leave without it. It's somewhere nearby.
Rub one out
>>565672204She got boxed like a flopper in arena
>>565674480I would if you posted Ruby
>>565675337Tell me when you're done
chili pepper butt
>>565637571I'll jerk off a couple more times why not
>>565672204Becoming /elite/ and sweaty
>>565674480If it was elite jules i would>>565675379>>565675574Im gonna need so much slurp and slap for this....
/fng/ goon session starts now
I already jacked off to squids
Jacking to Jill
Jilling to Jack
Nemiaing to Nemia.
>>565676660Built for big human dick
You guys are gonna goon to me?
>>565667159source broski?
>>565648154>Fortnite used to consistently get millions of concurrent players>Now Tim is bragging about getting the same amount of players in his billion dollar investment as a moderately popular indie game on Steamoof
>>565677161Nah. Dasha just paid me to say that.
>>565677161No I’m masturbating to the thought of cumming inside of Nemia while holding hands until I make her a mother
>>565676309
>>565677161for 67 days straight
I like how Tenta looks like an actual chud
>>565678171woomy
>>565677161why wouldn't I?
>>565678263this dude can't draw feet OR faces
>>565678538What you don’t have shrink wrapped feet?
>>565678538
>>565677161
8 days left till Lois (if she drops on Mothers Day)47 days till Woody (ts2 premiere)
>>565681305*ts5
>>565681305They’re releasing a Taylor Swift 2? We’re not even done with 1
>>565681620i'm done with her
>>565681818I’m not
>>565681818>>565681869is there a queue?
>look up epic games net worth>$22,500,000,000>can't make a simple team deathmatch with a rotation of maps>can't update Blitz more than once per 4 months
>>565679598I want to be the Man She Needs
>>565682487Timmy needs to pay his bills!
>>565682487
Timmy is a bald faggot.
Timmy’s daughter Sydney is hot
>>565683506this
>>565683368he's just like me!and makes bad choices too!
day 1 of ritual posting until steven universe is added in fort
>>565682578Midas?
>>565682487that valuation was from like 2022 before the first round of layoffs. it has probably dropped a lot since then, but we won't know unless a public company buys them.
someone pls tell me there's a way to buy specific droidsthat i don't need to camp the belt looking for the epics and legendaries i need
>>565686246you can buy them from a hardworking indian man on ebay
>>565685252don't
>>565686246It's a casino for babies, so you have to boost your luck somehow and be there waiting.Also the bot on the back of the bar upgrades your shit if you need a better tier, but it's tedious to grind for the disks...
>>565687505is running laps around the map the only way to grind disks? surely there's something I missed
>>565686246>Steal the Death Sticks
>>565688281cute machinist
Rotten Penny in the item shop for fortnitemares?
fucking finally>>565687505wow didn't know that, ty for the tip haven't looked around much
>>565687741Yeah, apparently that's the only way. The dropped "chests" you get after the "missions" drop disks but it's only gold or items >>565688953If you get a higher tier than the one required for the rebirth it counts as you have the one you need. Also the missions you send to another planet sometimes give you the one you need.
Is Roan coming back? Missed the Papa John emote.
>>565690392they kinda robbed us there
>>565686246Wait so the whole droid tycoon thing is just fucking star wars steal the brainrot?
>>565690392this annoying woman assblasted brazil
>>565691338>performative lesbian (has only ever had boyfriends and never even been with a girl) who spends all of her free time bitching about how "hard" being famous is makes south americans angryreally makes you think
>>565659382Samurai Jack
>>565686246>have a billion coins but no signs of rainbow droids to rebirth for the 10th time
>>565659382why is there a black wonder woman by morty
>>565668068No one is. They're not in the shop, idiot.
>ranked reload
hehe let me post disgruntled kitty to show the thread how tired I am
Lois sexo
>>565692306Um, sorry. I don't think you included an image with your post.
Jon skin and sidekick garfield
>>565692462my apologies, sir. LOL
>>565692452kek
>>565692513Jacques sidekick you mean
Still waiting tim (I will not buy it)
>make an emote where you can make big butt fortwives twerk for 2 nanoseconds>top seller
>>565693567do it, Timmy!you know you want to see the porn
Dear epic games;Sample text
>>565694563The joker has spoker
No skin?
>>565695605She's so fucking hot
>>565692306bro is mad he is posting on an image board
Holy shit what a garbage coomer thread
>>565696915I agree coomers can do better than that
>proceeds to do worse
surely you can do bettah
>>565696915Well the voyager needs to haul his ass quick and take the other shards and make those places where the shards ass and boring!
>>565695605>>565695642If you like her so much, then what's her name?
>>565697160I thought he already completed the stupid orb...
>>565697170Nigga I dont care Fortnite sucks at giving out info its all bullshit behind forgettable audio records no one pays attention to Let me crack the blue elf princess
Just a reminder there are twitch drops for rocket league this weekend.
The amount of money I saved because Epic ruined the "exact amount" option
