Previous: >>565623432>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
getting charming early really just outright kills your run doesnt it?
>>565644023Sent!
7 and everyone dies in their sleep tonight
>>565644417
rape
>>565644390Rice Love
>>565644561I want to bury my face in Nice Natie's stomach
7 and one of you lazy arse Halofags finally uploads a good parent to Chronogenesis
>>5656445857 and I take the rest of your lifespan
7 and Shiraoki-sama blesses every hand who touches this post
>>565644598STOP POSTING UMA RAPE Trainers have rights! No more Uma on trainer rape
>>565644598<3
>>565644717>>565644727
>>565644727Begone, DEMON!
>>565644598Rice would do this
>G1 rivalry race, not the CM's distance or>G3 rivalry race, CM's correct distanceWhich should I take on an ace run?
this thread will be gayer
7 and Anon's mom will finally love him
>>565644717Fine, I’ll work on one
Weeeeeiiii
So what are the other popular burger races besides the Dahby and BCC?
seven and i cum inside curren
Last call of the day for anyone who wants to join HonseFun, a casual A rank club. There is one slot left!Come on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days.Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>565644594
>>565644889she doesn't have a back up puppet?
>>565644871WOOOOOOOOOOOOI'll hold you to your word nonnie
>>565644905
>>565644931>>565644594succubus
>>565644971AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>565645072Anon...
>>565645072spring spectacle is unironically a meme skill unless you're a powerlet, don't even trip
Golden!
>>565645072Hey those are in the shop. Better get buying
>>565644795>saves you from one anon that tried to kill everyone in the thread>get called demonNever again
>>565645150I love my mommy trainee
>>565644897Preakness and Belmont StakesSomeone should put a Digitan plush on the Secretariat statue
>>565645215Good, good.
Which horse do I need to support if I want better Front Runner cards or a new loli uma
>>565644547Boarding!
>>565644952Mambo stole them
>>565644795Shiraoki-sama not only prevented the first anon from killing us, but allowed the second anon to protect us from future attempts on our lives. Believe hard desu
Thoughts on shichi?
>>565644808
Which umas peg toreinas
>>565645389G1
>>565645382She's hot, that's pretty much it.
>>565645382Cute City
>>565645382she owns me something
>>565645140Your mom is a meme
>>565645382Cuckquean
>>565644897>>565645324Was going to reply with this, they're the other two jewels of the American Triple Crown. After that probably take your pick out of any of the G1s because the general public has only heard of those four.
>>565645389armpit
my club is dying and no one cares
>>565645172Spe ate my Friend Points
>>565645389jiii...
>>565645382would cheat on my wife with her
>>565645648You should jump ship and join my club...
>>565645656You got 20 juices this event Best get to grinding careers
Out of all the DAHBYS in the world which is the most prestigious to win
7 and you die after gooning too much tonight, they will find you with your pants down, which will be very embarrassing for your family
>>565645648I care in the sense that club drama and seeing clubs die is funny
Super Golshi Mode is kinda hard.
>>565644390>1995 was 62 years ago
>>565645687Implying she would let you have a wife
>>565644931january seems like too long of a wait...
>>565645741
>>565645741time travel anon...
>>565645741>1 second ago was 3269806529831659802371598326190856723186598327165980326598706234795063219875698321659083216 aeons ago
>>565645382she's a bitch who's constantly rude to me. can't wait for her to graduate so i can scout someone worthwhile and fuckable
>>565645715Aye aye…
>>565645769Shame it's not December firstOne after NNN
>>565645575I remember saving a copy, but I lost it. Have this instead.
>>565645742Which uma wouldn't mind being a sidepiece?
>>565644397Yeah big tits and in the anime
>>565644586Raping Doto>>565644594AIIIE PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME
kingu is a bit retarded, no?i mean, the kitasan ssr is not on my screen ffs
>>565645981Red Desire if you're Vodka's Torena
>>565645905Kill yourself
Someone tell me optimal runs get easier moving forward. I'm currently unemployed and can barely keep up with these mant runs, im going insane
>>565645905Maruzen is a nice alternative.
What do I do here? There's a kale juice in the shop, but I have no cupcakes. There's no way that I rest right?
>>565646046
>>565646046erm bro you're 6 ssr deck?
>>565645981royce and royce
keibabwos is there something to watch soon, yes?
>day of work over >finally get a chance to chill at home with no one to annoy me >three beers in my door gets destroyed >
>>565646065Going into Summer with Normal mood was already a brick
It's her day.
>>565646046lol, no.but it won't take as long so it doesn't feel as shitty as shitty's insults
>>565646161
this character is starting to grow on me
>>565646065Give up
>>565646129Nah NN is your cute work wife coming to check on you
>5W 5L in room matchesvery nice
>>565646065>no energy and normal moodit's fucked to begin with, just rest
>>565646046abandon dead runs anon
>>565645981Sirius and Ramonu
>>565645150Mommy!
>>565646046>Can't win with cheats enabled
>>565646161Happy birthday to calstone Light O!
>>565646208too bad she doesn't do any growing of her own!
>>565646065you definitely had a point where you could have avoided this situation, but now that you're in it, the run is over.
>>565646161>>565646205cute retard
>>565646205is this autism
>>565646129I wonder if umas find some kind of joy in breaking their trainers doors, I remember Fuku doing the same
>ideal goldship build is to have daring strike and firm course menace>i can only borrow onewhich one do i borrow bros
>>565645324>>565645562travers is technically culturally significant too, but only technically.
>>565646462Kek
>>565646391Some horses like fucking up fences and doors are wooden barriers…
>>565646381Created from Bakushin raping Mihono
>>565646381No her brain is just so smooth wind and thoughts just slide right off.
>>565646205now post HAAAHHHHHHHHHH while running in place
>>565646160>>565646214>>565646238>>565646334>Early September SlackerHanding this one off to Sweepy to salvage my double event progress, but yeah this is fucked.
>>565646462it's funny that this is still true today
Shiraoki is a FRAUD
>>565646664I gave danchou 30M fans last month. Give me a break!
>>565646664Chrono Genesis and naked menCHRONO GENESIS AND NAKED MEN!
>>565646161https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2050593007351849290
>>565645648Join uma&co, we are already back to top 100-200, we have a flatline that is probably getting the boot soon
>>565646613wow
>>565646819the schizo discord club...
>>565646785Danchou does 50 mill, rookie numbers
>>565646886Made up lies, we only have one schizo like every other club has their one special needs kid, discord is barely used, ingame chat is the primary form of coms and we barely even talk there, it is all morning uraras
>>565646331
>>565641770>uma is having a boy>Either a 9 months pregnancy, or 11 months pregnancy where he's stuck an extra 2 months because of his mother
>>565646230Show deck and umanko
>>565646819There's actually 2 straight lines you need to kick and both of them are one person
Love
>>565646730why is she like this
>>565646331OR OF HER BANK ACCOUNT!
>>565645648mambwo.....
>>565635914here u go
>>565647021>every other club has their one special needs kidIs this true? Will our club's special needs kid stand up
>>565643046answer
>>565647021Why won't you kick (((him)))
>>565646230I still don't know how people are getting good stamina and power without running a stamina or power card.
>>565647009
>>565646664>PonyI laughed
>every other club has their one special needs kidwhat should I do if it's the danchou himself...
>>565646230>>565647038 (me) Nevermind I'm blind.Is the GW pace strat real? I thought it was only useful for like, Daiwa and Pasa
>>565647085You missed her birthday
>>565647126Watch the sloptuber video about it
>>565646801I need sex with Chrono
>3 runs glue'd alreadyman today is not my day
>>565647126No
>>565647112sloppa
>>565646801>>565646664The naked man? Me about to flop my penis on her face
>keeps losing to an end closer NPC with a purple skill that decreases PWRis the game ok? why is it lying this hard out of nowhere?
>>565645648Better a dying club than my SEA infested club
>>565647160trip him in the halls and laugh at him
Can Hachimi or any other program hack the game so the white menu panels are a darker color insteadIve been playing this game for nine months and im still using my secondary monitor for the daily grind because i dont want my OLED main monitor to burn out faster.
>>565646409Sperm course menace is a meme
>>565647112Sega love
>>565647164I don't know really, I picked it up because it's cheap>>565647130sparks are 9sta/6pow/3spd
>>565646664
>>565647314Mambro...
How many hours left until Danchou dies?
>>565646664Smooching Chrono
>>565647127We have no idea who he is, and wasting time chasing ghosts when we all are anonymous makes no fucking sense, just play the fucking game
>>565643046>>565647126https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30130-ksmiracle>guts cardDepends on your stash and wallet.Pace is the cheapest style on behalf of anniversary cards favoring the style but you're going to want to spark for McQueen wit either way who comes with head on (hints)https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30172-mejiro-mcqueen
>>565647434Chrono Genesis looking down on me like this as I cum on her feet for the third time
I can't be assed to complete a run if I don't spark med in senior year. Sometimes I even kill runs if I don't spark med in classic.Is it just me?
>>565647472
>>565647503I’ll have you know that I know every anon’s names here. You are obviously…mmm….Steve
Your time is up Trainer!
>>565647521
>>565647472around 34.5 hours
>>565647535If anything waiting that long is the weird part
>>565647580>loliCringe
>>565647598I want to nibble on her donkey ears
>>565646065you press give up or buy glow sticks and farm fans for danchou
>>565647601nyo... I thought it was today
WHEN'S LONG DAHBY
>>565647513>Pace Chasers get Daring StrikeHow can others compete?
>>565646046>tfw I'm doing better than a neet as a wagie
>>565647535I kill runs in junior year
>>565647579https://poal.me/cmptia
>>565647643
Aside from no med s, how is this golshi?
>>565647579I still remember the Cuma dancho using this image on her discord recruitment post and an discord mod btfoed her by deleting cause she didnt give credit to the artist
>>565647580Crazy how turning a mid underage teenager into a child can suddenly make her a 10/10
>>565646632Why are you letting your mood get bad and acting like nothing can be done? There's recreation, cupcakes and racing bro. Shoulda rested during summer.
Do I focus on friendship beyond Early August or do I go for the G3s and hope for BBQs? It's not really clear to me what's the better option
>>565647762why maestro when you have go home
>>565647621Sometimes you are on a god run just without distance spark and you hope you get lucky
>>565647762Test rooms for me anon, I'm not sure about Daring Strike too. What's your comp like?
>>565647363sim says they basically have the same length value though
>>565647347OLED is such a meme lmao
>>565647762perfect for group A 3rd place finals or group B silver.
>>565647762You want Spring Runner and/or Left Handed as well.
>>565647884Presumably because of Corner Recovery hints
>>565647884Maestro is usually cheaper gwo
>>565647991>>565647981no point in using creek was my point, just use riko instead
can someone explain the joke here i don't get it
>>565648054My Riko is only 2LB so I opted to use Creek insteadAlso yeah it's cheaper than GHS>>565647929I already have a Pace Oguri done, not sure about my 3rd ace
>>565648054For me I have MLB Creek and only LB1 Riko, so 15 TE > 5 TE
>>565648075the joke is AWOOOOOOGAAAAAAAA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565648075Taiki has big tits so it's harder for her to fit in the gate
Which uma is better?Left or Right?
>>565648075Her boobs are bigger, thus she's a fat fuck who can't fit in the gate
>>565647934I like it, else i wouldn't have bothered babying it so hard all this timeIt's night and day from TN and IPS
>>565648075The Gates were made by the Jews
>>565648187fighting spirit doesnt do anything btw
>>56564758030 million of my fans swimming inside Falco
>>565648187Right, gassing out isn't real
>i get more stam and better stats if i dont run creek>the problem is I don't have a gold stam if i don't run herFuck, man.
orenji
>>565648187You just gotta race them and throw them in the umulator
>>565648187Very much left
>>565648290I know now I didn't then
>>565632174Uh oh Australian melty
>>565648326>>i get more stam and better stats if i dont run creekHow?
>>565647434Chrono Genesis looking down on me like this while she sees me cumming prematurely from her handjob
>>565648075you see the name of the store is sneeds feed and seed but it used to be owned by chuck
>>565648326Just get enough stam so you can cope with white skills instead, they're worth 60 stamina or something
>>565648414footjob*
>>565648326If you can reach 1k stam without her just do that
Why is this general so horny for Chrono Genesis
>>565648326I don't get why there's such an anti Creek agenda on this general There is no way having Creek in your deck is anything but beneficial Stamina wise Big Wit and Evil Nature enthusiasts ITT
>>565648462I may be a huge masochist but I am NOT a footfag
>>565648187Fronts without DD and PP are a brick desu
>no med S inspos all day>suddenly 6 million medium S inspos on the throwaway golshi run for ultra golshi mode
>>565648351Umalator says left by a mile
>>565648610does that supposedly hyperspecific ult of Fujin's actually work on Tokyo 2400m
>>565648345
>>565648381My country will pay for this transgression.
>>565648610digiGODS
>>565648725
>>565648610Where do I see this data?
I've just spent the entire day and yesterday playing Mount and Blade: Warband (Old Realms) while completely neglecting my umamusumes... im too tired to any runs right now, maybe ill do it tomorrow sorry guys
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers who want to test their game knowledge in the Open CMs and those who just want a pleasant club without many requirements to join#clublist
>>565648534I don't have MLB Creek and I wanna borrow NTR
Mr. CB is a "just borrow it" card, right?
>>565648908Woah new club dropped
Suzuka..
remember to put /uma/ in your bio and name with @/uma/ to signal how gay you are
>>565648976Unless you love training End Closers, yes.
>>565648908Based
>>565649034I always liked the way she gazes
>>565647521>>565648414
>>565647834answer please?
>>565649034take off the right side of the screen and it's just weird ass forrest gump
>>565648908>>565649097O-oh, i'm not the only hyperautist that maintains an excel doc for uma stuff?
>>565648908So this is a club for only people that play Open? Cause I don't think it's gonna come close to filling if that's the case.
>>565649146If you don't have four cards at orange friendship it's a brick
rate witgawd's dahby team
>>565649146You race and hope you got enough Friendship. I'd only consider not racing if I have 3+ cards that need Friendship on a single training
>>565649220>>565648908>>565649097kek>>565649146>>565647834>Summer and there's more than 1 support at less than 75 friendshiprestart and get a better deck
>>565649374>Level 6 Seiunextreme luck or swiped?
>>565649220It's not a real game if there's no reason to have a spreadsheet for it
>>565649374Looks like another easy 2nd place A Finals finish
rentry anon you remove rbg from the warning and the list im sure youre not a dramafag who listens to shitposter. its the same in game method that futamusume uses. #clublist
>>565649220>>565649097uma musume is a spreadsheet game at the end of the day, specially if you read to deep into the mechanics >>565649236not just for Open, but for people that want a no-requirements club too or that starting with the game, I myself don't have the time anymore to do one MANT race daily and still have time to deal with open aces. but ofc I'd like to promote some discussion towards building for open
>>565649452prob swipe and using all your statues to max an uma out
>>565649236I mean, Open League is now for people who prefer to run Unity...
no speed anklets, everwhat the fuck
>>565649396Bobo so cute...
>>565649142Cute,, CUTE
>>565649374I don't get the point of a solo FR.You either run 2 FR or you run 0 FR.One FR is just getting fucked if the lobby has no other FR.
>>565649683do you not train speed without anklets? how did this happen?
MANT HATEKILL MANT
KILL KASSHERNDEVOUR KASSHERN
>>565649756I do but also Kitasan hates me
>>565649742It's an excuse he can pivot to when he jobs finals again.
>my pace chaser activates skills and runs up to the front>gets paced down just before pace mode ends>6th, behind lates>can't catch up anymorewhy does this happen so often?
>>565649142I'm close
>>565649452swiped by using his college tuition
>>565649742ig just running his favorites golden generation crew
>>565649683>VBourbon user suffers Good.
>>565649374>Gives stamina requirements>His own GW doesn't hit the stamina requirement?
>>565648908NEW CLUB JUST DROPPED
>>565648950>I don't have MLB Creek and I wanna borrow NTRWell there's your problem. How the fuck do you not have either one at MLB if you're a late main?>>565647834>>565649146Situational, but if you have good friendship opportunities it's fine to skip a junior stakes or even the Saudi Cup.
Do you think Croix du Nord has what it takes to win the Tenno Sho Spring?
post more umas in GW bikinis
>>565649949He says 1100 Stam and 600 Guts for Fronts and he hit those statlines
>>565649871someone better step up I'm running out of good images
>>565650001I want to see Admire Terra win though
>>565650094Grass Wonder
>>565649949has 1000 guts idk how that factors in
>>565650001I dunno why KWAB du Nord's handlers just fucking assume his bloodline is enough to let him survive a track 700 fucking meters longer than he's ever run before
Why don't they reduce the career requirements for these fucking race related bonuses? That's like 450 carrots I've missed out on as a job haver this last two months or whatever. It's fucking bullshit. Mant takes over an hour every run. That's 10 hours in 6 days. What the fuck? I already do one run per day.
why are we getting so many new clubsduring MANT no lesswhere were they during late URA and Unity
>>565650228Just do them URA gwocho
actual clublist.
>>565650285dropoff
>>565650138Oh my brain saw GW and defaulted to Fronts cause of Groundwork. I think the high Guts can make up for the low Stam, I dunno if he said anything about that since I didn't watch his video tho.
>>565650112
>>565650228You don't have to run MANT for most of them, I just usually do a quick URA career with bakushin, takes 15 min max
>>565650316this is old...pretty sure we have some a ranks now
>>565650313I can't go back to making A+ horses...
>>565650384>A+ horseslook at this whale
>>565650285lot of clubs are reforming/getting absorbed probably
>>565650316can't read shit nigger
>>565650316we know uma&co has NTRfag now so this is outdated
>>565649795Thought was Maruzen, but a Creek is fine too.>>565650228You can do them in URA/Unity unless they say TS Climax.>>565650285Probably a refugee from some normie/Discord club that collapsed.
>>565650316Mambo needs a Flatlined Danchou warning
Any d*ck recommendations for TT Mile Grass Wonder? Do I bother with gamble inherits, or it's not what TT is about? Maybe something consistent like Emperor's Divine Might?
>>565650316
>>565650417Really? It's been so long I don't remember. I should do one just to see how high I can get.
Post Tenno Sho (Spring) Winners.
>>565650507I'm just being an ass anon, sorry. A+ should be pretty easy because we have proper cards now.
>>565649374isnt witgod supposed to be the jp guywho tf is this
>>565650183i don't know why you assume that the people who work with the horse every single day have just as limited of an understanding of his physical capabilities as you do. what do you think a trainer actually does between races?
>>565650537cafe sexo
>>565650316Not gonna lie, I laughed
>>565650572some faggot who always comes here to farm (You)
>>565650316you telling me all those A+/S clubs don't have a cord? no fucking way
>>565650608Ew
>>565650572That's Victoria Frontier. He's a leviathan level whale and lolcow streamer. Calling him Witgod used to be effective bait, but it's gone pretty stale.
>>565650572>who tf is thissome whale who lost to absolute shit-tier umas for the past 2 CMs
>>565650689We actually don't
>>565650112That's a good one!
>>565650460>Thought was Maruzen, but a Creek is fine too.Why not both?
>>565650608I bet Sunday is seething after the boob upgrade
Why are you running dominators/triple front instead of the face of Umamusume for the Dahby CM?
ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.Celebrate your pulls and runs or scream at the random number generator if the chat allows it, or just ask for shoes and carry on with your day, it's all good. We even have some very strong torenas willing to share all their secrets if you feel like tryharding.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>565650767Because i'm running the real face of umamusume (Winning Ticket)
>>565650537Never ever
When is the big very long race gonna start
>>565645382she pregnant
>>565650635>>565650713ah fuck i bit the baitits so fucking over
>>565650112Cumming on Chrono's sweaty back
>>565650316>AlmondLoveDoes he know
>>565650713I am working on new material please be patient
>>565650767I'm anticipating more XOguri spam and want to push them out of position for uma2. If she's MIA then I'll probably make a last minute endcloser.
>>565650767Lates are boring as shit to watch Pace Chaser is the hype style
>>565649034I love her running, too.
>>565650767I'll probably be running triple Tethers because i have MLB Wedding Kawakami and can dump the skill on everyone
>>565650620uma&co projection
>>565650767I do not have her and I have no plans of getting her either
>>565650917No one is running uma2 this CM.Are they?
>>565650917uma2 activates way too early, if any xoguri procs ult with that then they're not a threat
>>565650928But Spe is an end closer. If you're using her right.
>>565650738>>565650864
>>565649881We laughed at him ITT for not running Sky. Now all of a sudden this fag deported El. What a bigot!At Taurus Cup, that platinum is my kingdom. Yo onions El Condor Pasa, el Cero Miedo.
>>565650493hmmm bwos my promised uma&copalypse??? why are they back to rank 128
>>565651003Inari Wan's FAT TITS
Shit how long until the Tenno Sho? I wanna sleep
>>565647027
>>565651032>have to sacrifice 2 pink slotsNot worth it
>>565650316bro saved a thumbnail
>>565650838For a second I thought this was Forte from Rage of Bahamut.
When Tenno
>>565651110hot
>>565651003Politely asking Creek to give me sweaty paizuri
>>565651074kill yourself
>>565651175Post the uma parents of the horses running in the Tenno Sho
rumors of cm13 being golshi game have been greatly exaggerated
>>565650917I fought with a XOguri late some lobbies and they're strong. Pace is probably weak this time
>>565651012>>565651030Skill durations scale to track length, so why would Uma2 be any worse? 777 is the skill that's affected by track length (S Maru can't use it this time).
>>565651290You need to say please first, March
Ask Sexy More son of Kitasan Black and I'm Already Sexy and Grand Grandson of Sakura Bakushin O wins the Fuchu Stakes
Is there any horses you like but never use, /uma/?Grass is in my top 5 but I never use her as an ACE because I don't want to look like a metafag
>>565651037Spurting
>>565651393>so why would Uma2 be any worseBecause it doesn't carryover.
>>565651413please first, March
>>565650183Because they are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Their eyes have yet to open... Fear the old blood.
>>565651346Which recoveries were they using?
>>565651462Cafe, not worth the effort
>>565651462but Grass' meta isn't as an ace
>>565651413It's May though
You bros told me daring strike is not good on goldship
>>565651498soft step, corner recovery, 777, radiant star
>>565651462King, because she doesn't have a unique
>>565651440ask more has to be the worst crown name ever. i wish i could tell the owner how fucking bad these names are.
>>565651498I only remember Triple 7, Corner, and Be Still. I knew I should have screenshotted
>>565651440>kitasan fucked another mare older than him
>>565651570Even I wasn't evil enough to spread that gaslight. Dunno how people are saying it's bad
>>565651462I got Tama during TB but I don't wanna train milelet umas
>>565651110disgusting m*le fantasy
Golshi doesn't need Daring Strike because she already has Anchor's Aweigh
>>565651071he already had the sky made maybe was just messing around
>>565651808Hello, Charles
>>565651475Nice
>>565651592>>565651667If she's gambling that hard maybe I should just do 2 front 1 end.
>>565651796
>>565651756Knocking up DobahGiving her a litter
>>565651923If she has both she will end up like 2nd at the corner and whiff Beyond
Uma&Co will have an opening or two for any active dacchis looking for a comfy laid back A+ club, 40mil quota no penis inspection day, days off are given but let danchou know beforehand, just play the fucking game and don't quit your runs.
Levante City Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Grand Grandson of Neo Universe wins the Rokuhara Tokubetsu
>>565651995just red shift + nimble
>>565650537
>>565651995That's fine because you're end closer is in second and you have Redshift.
>>565652003>comfy laid back club>40mil quota
>>565651909oh hey I won my bet
>>565652003ntr is so fucking ugly
>>565651692I want to have Sweepy sex
>>565652003Next post the quota is going to be 50m
>NO aces done yet>Really want to play Morrowind
>>565652352Why walk when you can ride an uma
Uma&Co will have an opening or two for any active dacchis looking for a comfy getting laid A+ club, 67mil quota mandatory penis inspection day, days off are given but let danchou know beforehand, just play the fucking game and don't quit your runs.
>>565652187You make that playing the game now, everyone gets 900k-1mil fans on ace or parent runs with MANT, how is that not comfy? I mean you just have to play MANT, I guess that is too much to ask now>>565652257She has her charms>>565652325Explain why
>>565652398> everyone gets 900k-1mil fans on ace or parent runs with MANT
i love this fat fuck so much it's unreal
>>565652003Club is full btw not sure why even send out a troll recruit form
>>565651986Watching her waddle around huffing and puffing with that angry look on her face knowing I did that to her and she wanted me to
I like Digitan and I like yuri
>>56565239840m quota isn't needed if you only want to get inside A+. That's shooting it up way too much
>>565652257NTR has always set off this alarm bell deep inside me and I didn't know why for the longest time, but recently I realized it's because her generic, high achieving nice girl shtick reminds me of the girls that rejected me in high school and college.
do I just give up...?
im tired brosis this enough to stay be in group A
>>565652398I don't care about your quota but I don't understand why you'd ever need a 40M quota. It's not nearly enough for S and it's way more than what's needed for A+
>>565652613>debutYeah
>>565652582Okay friend, what would be a good number for you?
>>565652613Nyo. That's already 60 coins and you can race instantly next turn for +100 coins
>>565650569Turns out I'm only an A rank toreina anyway.
>>565652624your daring strike bwo?it's okay
>>565652501well there's still a flatliner methinksthe slot left behind by the guy who left is filled but I don't recall danchode clearing the riffraffs yet
>>565652613If you train twice then win a maiden race you're back to an essentially normal career.
>>565652624group B at best
>>565652501I'm not trolling, we have a flatliner since halfway last month that is getting kicked if he doesn't show up in a day max
wait where the fuck is the stream for the tenno sho?
>>565652664you only need 20-25m
>>565652657>>565652676>>565652726I got the Teio event so I already have nimble navJust gonna continue til inspiration and decide after that...
>>565652706i have to borrow either cb or ntr, and ill struggle to hit 50rb with cb
>>565652724>>565652796then danchou will kick and recruit after that. right now we are full so its dumb that someones making a "recruit" post even though that club is full
>>565652584Yikes.
Counter Seven wins the Maishin Tokubetsu
>>565652796Can I have two days? I'm going through some shit right now.
>>565652876sure if you post in chat :)
>>565652839What is wrong with exposure and advertising? Anons don't grow on trees so you have to get their attention early before someone takes them away from you
>>565652876np let me know and at least login to collect the monthly club rewards
I feel so tired today
>>565652384I ride an uma. But then I tried to go further with riding an uma when she was on a bike. She got two tired
>>565652657>>565652676>>565652726>>565652826nvm I got a 48% training with 4 cards which I failedgo next I guess
>forgot to clear out the first shop rotation after the first raceIT'S OVER
Okay bros. Now what?
My balls feel so itchy today
Tokai Teio
>>565652915>what is wrong with making a false recruiting ad shut up nigger
We are almost a year in and they still have not fixed this botched up translation
>>565653082your balls are always itchy
>apparently Straightaway Spurt is good specifically for Admire Vega next CM as her ultimate is a top speed increase and can be combined with spurt despite the late activationIs this true?
Did you guys enjoy the Kentucky Derby? I drank a lot of Kentucky Bourbon mixed with a big can of Arnold Palmer and yelled DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! It looks fun, I want to go there for one sometime and drink mint juleps in a brightly colored seersucker suit.
>>565653136you're going to get DOXXED ryanfag son
>>565653082come here so I can give it a scratch
>>565653047Just curious, ace or parent? I'm the retard who botched a Daiwa run earlier in the thread and I plan on using her as an ace this CM.
>>565653085will never share her hachimi with you, no matter how much you ask.
How good is Radiant Star for Taurus?
>>565653210excuse me it's called honeyade around here
>>565653196nigga most people here literally have /uma/ in their profile
>>565653136Cute clothes do NOT suit Ryan.
>>565653196totopo...
>>565653209ace
>>565653276Shut up!
>>565653136>SS 269981
>>565653276Blame Dober and Bright
wtf who got 2nd and 3rdthey were basically equal
Ace or glue?
love kingu
That Ortiz feller seems like a jockey to watch for. Derby win, apparently also Oaks winner few days ago. Didn't he also put Ebayan into the fraud watch in Dubai?
>>565653443TARGET ACQUIRED
>>565653467Blame McQueen for gaslighting her into keeping the short hair.
Tight Knit Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Grand Grandson of Fuji Kiseki wins the Brilliant Stakes
>>565653560Imagine being the brother
>>565653196I still don't get how you're supposed to doxx people with their TT rank
>>565644390
>>565653513I'd stick the provisional ace tag on her and see how the other two turn out.
>>565653560How much do jockeys get paid
>>565653613He'll just whoop his ass once at home no big issue
>>565653573The entire Mejiro Clan gaslighted her...
>>565653573Ryan is pretty cute though
>>565653171Probably not bad, though Gemini rerun is likely more a battle of people running Cheerleader Kingu ult if it gets backline heavy. Knowing that, I'll be curious to see how Ayabe fares against people running Taishin on that track.
Haruten soon. Now it's race 10 (Suzaku Stakes) and Haruten is race 11.kick b01doghos
>>565653467Bright is evil
>>565653664The other 2 are already set.
>>565653898Run some rooms then.
Talk about consistency.
>>565653927I don't want to test in public rooms
>>565653613Seemed to be stocked for him at least.https://x.com/BH_SCollins/status/2050720156079284235Renegades owner also said "fuck your brother" when speaking with him, lmao, joking, obviously probably
Tenno Sho Spring in 35 mins
>>565653675Couple grand per race if you're top notch. I assume it scales with the race grade.
Lucido wins the Suzaku Stakes
>>565653675>A typical split of the winning purse is 80 percent to the owner/ownership group and the remaining 20 being split between the trainer and jockey. So, for this year, co-owners Phipps Stable (Daisy Phipps Pulito) and St. Elias Stable (Vincent Viola) are expected to take home $2.48 million (division of the earnings is based on whatever agreement was made), while trainer Cherie DeVaux will take home $310,000 (before taxes).>That leaves the remaining 10 percent, or $310,000, to the winning jockey, Jose Ortiz. But a Derby-winning jockey usually gives some of those earnings to their agent and valet (the person who prepares the rider’s gear), leaving them with roughly $217,000 (before taxes).
Holy
>>565654170I wish I was a manlet now...
>Tenno sho springWhat are Fuji and Bono even doing here when Marvey and Laurel exist?
>>565654138>2001
>>565654170How does one become a Jockey anyways?
I don't play your game and I honesty don't give a shit, I'm a seiyuufag.Is there a lore reason, whatever it is, that most Umas are voiced by no names/aspiring VAs but there's a very small stretch of umas who are voiced by top rank industry veteran seiyuu?Like is there something special with these Umas in particular? thank you.
>>565653789I meant for the Derby. I chanced upon a youtube comment for a guide and claims that spurt+Vega ultimate works
>>565654283No one cares about stayerslop
Who are we cheering on?
>>565654352I don't have the answer, but I can tell your age from the seiyuus that you like.
>>565654404>t. Yoshidas
>>565654435Crux
>>565654404In that case why is Haruten more popular than any mile race?
>>565654352I'm not a seiyuufag but I assume popular ones are expensive af. Rumors that Aimi honse is going to be playable in the future though because there's just no way they'll pass up on non-playable Aimi chara
>>565654352They are voicing original character NPCs that aren't required to join in for promotional events
>>565654436Anon didn't say anything about liking those particular ones though?
>>>/sp/154481010come watch the tenno sho with /sp/. starts in 20 mins
>>565654352These roles are for girls who want to be in Uma but don't want to commit to being on stage (except Yu Kobayashi who's the GOAT and ended up in the last live).
>>565654352seems like the scenario characters get fancy seiyuus cuz its a one and done kind of thing i guess
>>565654352After Uma got popular enough, Cygames started recruiting seiyuus right out the gate for trainable/playable umas so that they can commit to participating in uma events for Cygames without worry about other obligations. The ones that are in your picture are NPC umas limited to story/scenario events and as such there's no need for them to return and show up for live events and other obligations.
>>565654435Admire Terra
>>565654352Those are all NPC characters>most Umas are voiced by no names/aspiring VAsA lot of games go that route. I don't think people care about the VAs themselves as long as they voice the character well.
>>565654404I care
>>565654352I think the roles also double as a job where you have to do Idol stuff like Live Concerts. So maybe the veteran seiyuu don't want to do the extra work compared to the bright-eyed newbies.
>>565654480Because the Japanese are hardcoded to be weirdos about everything, case in point turf vs dirt
>>565654435For me, it’s Croix
>>565654352>ami koshimizuI found my wife
>>565654435CROIX DU NOOOOOOOOOORD
She's so cute and little and I just want to buy her bear goods.
>>565654484Speed Symboli should have been playable, it's not fair
THREE TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW MANGET OUT OF THE WAY SHAKUR
>>565654352None of those characters are in global yet. Go ask JP.
>>565654763abayo anon
>>565654763is that even a towel at this point?
>>565654763woah
>>565654763
>>565654763stop being horny, the haruten is in 20 minutes.
>>565654685stay gold has my favorite design out of all the horses and it's not even closeevery single one of her outfits are greatand she's so TINY AND CUTE
>>565654435Admire Terra let's fuarking goooooi
>>565654763You can't post that
>>565654873He posted Ryan naked, that's the opposite of horny
>>565654546>>565654601>>565654619okay thank you I thought they were hiring top tier seiyuu to voice more popular horses in real life.I don't get how in a sea of no names actresses I don't know there's some Yoko Hikasa or Touyama Nao from nowhere.
>>565654484Is Aimi really that popular
>>565654352We have YuiKaori as umas, though their umas are from different eras.
>haruten now wet It truly is longslop now
>>565654901At least the make up sex is probably good
>>565654649Only Hong Kongese prefer mile and sprint to stayers kino
>>565654964We do have Fairouz Ai as a playable uma
https://x.com/i/status/2050761879447011642
>>565655034>Live Pisces CM
>>565654813I don't uma JP knowledge is exactly relevant here, it's more about just knowing how the seiyuu industry works.
>>565655034Global curse
>>565654985Yeppers or at least was
>>565654389>for Derby>youtube comment claims spurt worksVega can win this track, but it's certainly not because of spurt lmao.
>>565654324One does not simply become a jockey, they are born into it.
Blazar wins the Echigo Stakes
>>565654884She's cute, cool, sexy, with a great personality to boot.
>>565655034>wetCan CDN handle that? He's a pretty heavy boy
Post something cute
>>565655051>SiriusDoesn't count
>>565655126she seems to be getting into it a little too much
>>565655198Kek. I also agree it's a waste of seiyuu
>>565655194I need to go to sleep. I only slept for 3 hours today but it’s been fun shooting the shit with you all during the dahby
>>565655194
>>565654283gyaru bono sex
>>565655121So I just bring generic mid game and the usual accels?
winner of this race gets a spot in the Derbystarting
>>565655184Although he sank in the Arc he did win against Daryz in the prix d'orange and that was on soft/wet ground iirc. His team said it's no problem if it's wet too so I guess they really think he can do it
>>565655367Did someone say DAAAAAAAHBY?
>>565655367DAHBY?! NIPPON DAHBY?!??
>5 carats as a race rewardday won
For me it's her.
Tosen Jordan? More like Burger Pocket, am I rite guys?
>brocked and STILL wonkinooooooo
winner of Principal Stakes - Meisho Hachiko!
Meisho Hachiko won
LETS GOOOO HACHIKO
>>565655624Digitan!
>>565655591NSM is just that good, bro.
>Agnes Digital>Deep ImpactYeah what can you expect from this
>>565655147Blazar blazed it
Just woke upAnything to watch today/now? Post link if so please
Tenno Sho Spring in 9 minutes
>>565655743Pisces CM is up
I hate uodka I hate uodka
>>565655754LETS GO CROIX!!
>>565655754CAMON MY NIGGA TERRA
>>565655743tenno sho spring soonkick
>>565655569
>>565655805bwo.....
>>565655754Cheering on redentor but>LemaireI'm sick of this dude stop riding the horses I like and doing a poor fucking job
CAM ON CROIX
>>565655754Terra is the only horse that is prepared for this, Croix will gas out, heavy conditions will fuck him up
>>565655872STOP BLASTING PAST ME 2METERS BEFORE THE GOAL
>>565655754KWAB will winTerrable won't even be close to 1st
>>565655743go to kicktype umamusumeit's the top streampretty much every time it's there
God I love this stupid royalty free music. Japanese race programming is so much better. Everywhere else is trying way too fucking hard.
>>565655754stream link please
>>565655976https://kick.com/b01doghossame as it always is
>>565655834>>565655938Done, thx
>>565656016TY
Fraude du Nord forgot to buy his gold recovery
ONE WEIIII TO HELL
SiL owes me sex
this was a hot springs ticket, i wish pain onto every cygames employee who thought gold ship hard mode was a good idea
>3200m>Heavy >Rainy>Awful MoodAIEEEE TORENA SAMA USE THE SUNSHINE DOLL FEED THEM THE PARFAIT ONEGAI
As much as I want Croix to get that spring triple crown, I think this is Terra's win
This is the race that decides if what long aptitude Croix get in Umamusume
>>565655348Yeah, you can skip spurt for Derby, though you can only focus on Red Shift and Moving Past. You could go maximum gamble to fit in Pump as well, but I think you'll be fighting too much for exactly that 6th place spot when those other two ults already have more leeway. And I saw it a few threads back, but someone said something like if you haven't already hit 6th by that late corner, you're pretty dead in the water anyway. Grain of salt and such.
>>5656557547 and Shin Emperor takes the win
>>565656192It's really not worth going for. Shit's impossible. Even running GolShi wasn't enough
>>565656147You could say he's the fraud of the Nords
Any interesting race after the tenno sho? Horse wise at least.
>>565656264but your title bwo...
Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh long slog through the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
lememe bros...
let's go GOD TERRA
STARTING
MY NIGGA CAN DO THIS
>>565656351this is lewd, please spoiler next time
>>565655754Her son will win.
>>565655121Actually tested it on the calculator. Looks silly, but then again it would be interesting it if actually worked
IT'S TIME
SOVLLLLLLLLLL
oh shit it's rain and wet condition
best race is starting
>no energy itemsAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
who is the girl on the top left of their stream
What stats do you need to beat the super silly mode? I finally ran one and lost immediately on the first career race. Borrowed mlb fuku too, 400 speed, bought A&S early too, wasted 3 clocks and couldn't place above 10th...
I wish America had these heisei ass openings for their G1’s
Dahby?
Admire Terra will win this
>>565656420Don't tempt him, he might post cute butt McQueen next.
Uh oh Redentor with the YADA YADA
>>565656486Pisces Cup?
YADA YADA
>>565656525JUST bin a MANT run you still get points even for losing
>>565656486Almost Cm11, time to see who saw through the gaslights and who didn't
>>565656553It's so fucking funny he was going YADA YADA and then like 10 inches away from the gate he suddenly became agreeable
Google knows best
>>565655754MYSTERY WAYRUN
>Terra didn't dump his jockey
No one got dumped out the gate, that's good
>>565656514Boldog hos
>>565656525drop whatever uma you're planning to run and run golshi and buy the fuck out of mid race velocity + hit speed as much as you can while having enough stamina to survive the stam check races trust me, I spent 3 hours yesterday trying to make various late umas work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZRake-vQkIts begun.
PLEASE DO NOT JOB TERRA
This is as boring as the derby
>frontrunning in these shit conditionsgoddamn
FRONT NIGGING IN THE TENNO?!
Uh oh 13 is going to gas
we know this is an endcloser meta so wurttermberg will win
>>565656586oh yeah i forgot i switched to unity to try and get hot spring tickets...
>>565656672>2026 Take Yutaka>not jobbing
ITS FUCKING OVER TERRA IS JOBBING
WHAT A RACE
WHO WON
>>565656672He did
HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
kino finish by 15
Was CDN cucked?
CROIX BROS.....
holy shit
HOLY FUCNING KINO
BILDENBERG WHAT?
HOLY UPSET
holy shit my heart That was an amazing finish
>CDN got cucked by another kitasan kidholyf ucking kek
DEADHEAT??
that was a nasty accel ngl
>Unlock second Gold Ship mode>It's just retarded bullshit you can't win because of the stupid ass debuff skill you get at the start of the runSuck my cock I'm not doing this
A FUCKING KRAUT
WHO WON AAAAAAAAAA
That's pixel perfect
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO WON??????? They crossed at the same time WTFFFFFFF
holy fucking KINO
WHO WON. THAT'S SO CLOSE
EXAMINE THE FOOTAGE
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Kitamura Yuichi is now better than Take
FUARK DEAD HEATALART ALART ALART
KINOOOOOOO
>>565656953
KWAB DU NORD
KINOINO
RIGGING TIME
I FUCKING HATE LEMAIRE
>>565656953Damn, that's the first dead heat I've seen
WHO TF WON BROS????
ENHANCE
>>565656908KWAB Du Nord
>194 odds>end closerKINO
Croix didn't win that what the fuck fuck off
>>565656953Looks like CDN is slighly over
TERRA BROS.....
REF DO SOMETHINGREF
Is nose the smallest margin? Can they go down to hair?
>>565656504it's over
>>565656953They might give it to Croix His nose is just a pixel further
MISSING WINNER
>maybe another end closer win
Kita-san going to bred after this
>>565657143the bottom horse's is further also, it's just blurry
It doesn't matter, Kita won either way LMAO
just fucking call a dead heat why do they hate calling dead heats
>>565657128the smallest margin is dead heat: 2 winners
LEMAIRE WONNERED??
>>565657130>finemo laughing at this loser
15 COME ON
Gotta admit that was an amazing spurt
AND STILLLLLLLL
Wurttenberg or whatever the fuck better get hugely efficient german tits
>>565657218Lemaire jobbered
>>565657143They are in the same position nigga, if they give it to Croix it's rigged as fuck
>>565657186It's bad for their wallets to pay out for 2 winners.
Terra didn't grind hard enough for long S
>>565657218no he fucking jobbed like he has been latelyfucking garbage jockey
>>565657240They will be teutonic acht-achts (88 cm) obviously.
WHAT?!
Good morning /uma/Today will be a good day
@umagrok Pull up Württenbergs pedigree
>>565657218lememe JOBBED
The funniest shit about all of this is that they can't tell who won because of all of the shitty japanese technology
It's Kita win anyway
terra is going to be the nice nature of the gen
That race is gonna be kino when adapted to uma
>still no winner calledlmaoooooooo
>>565657143Achtung!
>>565657105More like Admire Third lmao
>>565657268>>565657169S-Sorry
>>565657351GET BACK TO THE MILKING STATION KITA
>>565657303He actually missed mid race skills so could not make up the distance
>>565657337
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT HURRY UPPPPPPPP
>>565657351Yeah but one is going to be a villain
>>565657327>>565657367my paizuri slave
Give it to them
pixel counting in progress
Terra forgot to eject his jockey.
>>565657413Thanks
>>565657413Kitasan kids duking it out
are the kentucky DAHBY slo mo cams better?
>>565657413>3x3 Sunday SilenceHoly Inbred
>>565657413>closed final between brothers
KEK "kitasan black progenies" are trending on JP twitterthat nigga is getting drained dry
fuck i literally showd up just in time to miss tenno sho.
>>565657413KITASAN ALWAYS WINS BAYBEE
They're in the backroom right now having a bid off on who should win.
>Sorry guys the results of the Spring Tenno Sho will be after this 20 minute long commercial breakWhat the fuck is their problem?
Even if CDN doesn't win, people doubted him hard that he could do 3200m. And it started rainingSo Kita won either way
This Tenno Sho (forma de primavera) event is gonna go crazy in Croix du Nord's career when they get added to the game in 2029 (2031 for global)
>If losing>win by favoriterigged
>>565657413too much sundayman...
BULLSHIT
STRONG, CROIX DU NORD IS YOUR TENNO SHO SPRING 2026 CHAMPION
Oh go kill yourself you just want Croix to win. Fuck off.
CDN WON
Holy shit, spring triple crown dream is real
CROIX DU NORD, BY A NOSE!
>>565657530akshually it's still not over
Yeah, they rigged it.
RIGGED
CDN TOO GOOOOOD
>two kitasan spawn dead heats>Croix's first ever long race and he already placed win or 2ndYeah it's over for Kitasan>>565657558I told people his win over Daryz on wet bogchamp ground shouldn't be overlooked. He has great stamina
>>565656785Anus Fujin
NOOOOOOOOO
>>565657143They took your advice
Peaceful negotiations positively NOT employing firearms are underway.
THE SCRIPT WRITES ITSELF
my fvarking hero won
Wonned by nostril.
BASED GET FUCKED END KEKS
RIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGED
BULLLLLSHIT RIGGED AS FUCK
Croix will job the Takarazuka Kinen
RIGGEDJOBmura doesn't deserve this
RIGGED!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nose
I'm actually pissed off.
UMA RIGGEDUMA RIGGEDUMA RIGGEDUMA RIGGED
RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS RIGGERS
You gotta figure it is rigged. A 194 odds hors winning would bankrupt so many people.
Hope you're saving your carats
Sorry John Cygame made the call. He needs another spring triple crown uma. It has been too long.
I will NEVER forgive the Japanese
Are they going to bother to SHOW US why they think it wasn't a tie? The one frame-by-frame they showed right after the race was done didn't have enough frames to tell who crossed first. It looked like a genuine tie, and if they don't reveal why they chose one other the other, they are doing a disservice to everyone. If it's a tie it's a tie, don't pull some Dana White fame-faking shit.
If they actually gave it a draw does that break the triple crown?
Kentucky Derby was better
>>56565281220m*30=? 600m? get the fuck out of here leeching cunt
Let's fucking GO my favorite talking horse
Endkeks are so mad LMAOKWAB
Wurttemberg was robbed
I never had any faith in island niggers being honorable, but this is rigged as fuck and way on the nose
>Didn't show proof of results>Just saying CDN winsYeah. Obvious rigging, pretty pathetic.
>>565657721New Kitasan card, I can feel it in my bones...
endchuds....
Meisho Samson mentioned!
Bullshit "sport"
>imaginary noseFUCK OFF
Congrats Chrono, your husband and kohai got it
My $1005...
>>565656192>https://kick.com/b01doghosWhy the fuck would you try and beat it on a hot spring run?
>>565657727>anothergwo I don't think we even have a spring triple crown achiever yet
UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY! >UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY!UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY! >UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY!UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY! >UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY!UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY! >UH OH ENDKEKS ARE GETTING UPPITY
>>565657727>another spring triple crown umaThere literally has not been one yet kek
>>565657873Fuck OFF
Chrono is happy at least
I'm getting on twitter and shitposting about this, tell all your dacchis to do the sameCroix won't get away with a rigged win without tanking his popularity to the floor
Zoom in on this retards, it's obvious who won
it's just like my cm results
>>565657834>>565657889Well then he just needed one anyway. The call was made
>>565657834We don't, Spring Triple Crown exists only from Osaka Hai's upgrade to G1 in 2017
uh oh melties
>182 odds>rig it so Japs wouldn't go bankruptThe burgers had way better cameras and actually showed proof
>>565657834kitasan black is the only horse to have ever legitimately attempted it.
>Japs hate him and say he is a bad jockey>keeps winning How does he do it?
There's people right at the side of the track taking pictures that are used to determine who wins. CDN won so you have to live with it endkeks
Fucking RIGGERS
>>565657957Tama would say it.
LEMAIRE IS SO FUCKING USELESS
>>565657957but the bookies always win right? they don't care who wins in the end
I HOPE JAPAN GETS HIT BY A 9.0 EARTHQUAKE FUCKING RIGGERS
>>565657924>if you look at the imaginary nose CDN is clearly the victor
Yeah, I'm thinking this mickey mouse "sport" is not for me
>it's a Med S, Fast Learner runHow am I going to get fucked here guys? No rainbows at summer? Bijin agemasens? NTR agemasens? NHK Mile rapes my clocks?
I CURSE ALL RACES MOVING FORWARD
>>565658010The bookies are the government over in Japan
>>565658062yea but it semen slurps tho
>>565658062ok endkekwab no one cares
>>565657985Strange that they just called instead of showing proof and analysis. Really makes you think
>>5656580057's hooves touched the line first, race is over.
>>565658094All clocks burned before Derby
>anons keep saying "always bet on winning horses">don't bet on the winning horse>lose
>>565658094Or maybe it's time for a lucky run.
Where's our reenactment race
>>565657558>noooo kwab du nord will totally job in 3200m he'll gas out and not even make it on the board!1!That was funny to read these past few days honestly
How come America has a crisp, picture-clear, slow-mo camera for close finishes like these but Japan has a fucking 2000s era frame-by-frame camera.https://youtu.be/C5Yb-2xEMzg?t=180
>>565658032>>565657924
>>565658189Japan still stuck at 30fps games while the rest of the world are already at unlimited fps. Oh yeah Umamusume is still stuck at 30fps as well FUCK YOU CYJEWS
>>565657975The more they seethe about him the more he powers up it's hilarious
>>565658231lmao
>>565657832i didn't chose that race to be a hot spring run
sneed
>>565658189Japan is a technologically backwards country that still uses fax machines.
He didn't winTerra won and there is no argumentUnless you are a riggerTerra broke Topro record time at the Hanshin Daishoten, and he won Tenno Sho Spring too even if you rigged it, the vox populi agrees that he won
@Grok, generate conclusive nostril win footage for Croix du Nord.
>>565658231kek
>>565658189japan is THE "if it ain't broke don't fix it" country gwo
>>565658286See >>565658231
>>565658189isn't the photo that's being posted frame perfect?
>>565658231Croix du Eastern Mediterranean
I feel like Admire Terra could won if the jockey is a gaijinTake is too soft nowadays
>>565658272also they still use pagers
>>565658189Japs still use fax machines and all their gacha games are 2D autobattlers
>Another Haruten photo finishhttps://youtu.be/C3yW8CI82Ck?si=T2e8XGToNsfa6dS0&t=168
>CDNYou didn't win
>>565658189Forever 3rd...............
How much did you bet?
I HATE LONG SLOP
>>565658189They will show the zoomed in goal shot with graphed pixels later.
>>565658283You know what would settle this is a hunger strike
>>565658331Israeli coded ahh horse
>>565658382I bet exactly zero dollars, but interestingly enough, if I were to have bet anything, I would have won both bets.I still wanted the end closer kino twice though.
You know who won in the end? Kitasan Black, who now gets to be super fucked by all the mares now that his sons were able to get through rainy tenno
Is Croix gonna be a new villain?
>>565658481>You know who won in the endNo, actually, he lost. Dude doesn't want to fuck he just wants to chill. And now he's gonna get drained even harder.
Should have been called a dead heat but jap gamboolers would have been furious
https://x.com/Arbys/status/999681432166350848who's the real tourist here?
>>56565838230$ AND I JUST LOST 20$ DURING KENTUCKY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>565658481Genuinely crazy that this was Croix's first long race and he handled it better than a lot of others who did the prep and ran the other longs before. Bogchamp trained him well it seems
>>565658327It is off a highspeed camera operating at over 1000 frames per second
>>565658481That would be the case even if his kids started jobbing for the rest of the year, equinox sealed his fate
Takeru Hurlock wins the last allowance race in Niigata
>>565658382$50...
>>565658481Kita will become a husk of himself who won't even want to run anymore because its life is now breeding and getting semen siphoned 24/7
>>565658481Kitasan just wants to work out and eat grass, now he has to do 2 million pump and dumps a day, if you were a real Kita fan you would know
>>565658556Wasn’t the logic for him being put in the tenno solely due to pedigree? >we never trained this horse for longslop>eh it’s fine he’s got kitasan genes
>>565658617I don't think Wurttemberg looks like that in finish line
>>565658537ARHBY!?
>>565658654kitasan will have sexthat is final
Actual horseshit. Fuck this damn sport.
>>565658660Despite his Arc performance he still won the prix l'orange on the wet frog ground iirc. His experience there probably helped him but according to his team he has impressive cardio so he probably just had it in it to begin with
>>565658720fuck you made me laugh
Who is better Bob-cut Umamusume or Cat-eyed Umamusume don't think just answer
>>565658752me when some nigger xoguri activates a skill and wins by a nose
>>565658806>>565658806>>565658806move
>>565658568>Mr Prospector inbreeding in one side of the family and Northern Dance inbreeding in the other
>>565658795depends on the bob cut but I like bob cuts
>>565658654kita only has to fuck for like 4 months of the year. if he were a little less valuable he might be in danger of becoming a shuttle stallion.
>>565658756>beat Daryz at the prix du Prince d'Orange>jobs l'Arc and Daryz winsWhy is Japan so cursed? This is what he skipped the Kikuka sho for btw
>>565658537>this was posted in 2018
