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>>565661332It's like pottery, it rhymes.
If Croix wins Takarazuka, Kitasan dies.But more importantly, it might actually legitimize the Spring Grand Prix and something achievable and not a myth.
>the absolute seething over the Haruten resultMaybe now they'll finally upgrade their cameras to modern standa-pfftt hahaha
>>565661535ENHANCE
>>565661536>>565661615I almost thought their cameras were downgraded, wtf
Very good race weekend. Bourbon did better than expected. T O Elvis winning. Croix and Wurt photo finish.
SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>565661893Working out my frustrations using Mile.
Can't wait for uma Croix now, that race will be fun if they ever adapt it
Yuichi really love doing the X pose, huh. I guess that'll be Uma Croix's victory animation too.
>>565661694It's a high speed camera snapping a slice at the goal post and stitched them together for photo finish, not sure if there's a resolution limitation, and the fact it was raining earlier doesn't help
Bearshit's back. Let's see if he can live up to his older brother's accomplishments.
I used my winning to buy some Force of the Horse cards and I pulled Suzuka!
When will CDN be umafied I wonder
>>565662376I hope this means they won’t be taking Kitamura off Croix now. They’ve accomplished a lot together at this point to be separated by a random foreign jockey
>Croix going for spring triple crown>Masba coming back from HK>Tabaru in his home turfThis might be the most hyped Takarazuka at least in the 2020s, right?
>>565662030Can't find it but I like the Croix that looks a lot like Rukia.
>>565663156Don't forget Museum Mile rematch
>>565662669Omedetou. You should have bought the dirt pack too to try and get Ebayan.
>>565662969Not any time soon, I hope. I'm going to be pissed if they cursed him with an early reveal, like what happened with Tacto.
Good news everyone! I've finally quit porn and umanko and I see the umas for what they truly are. Maidens of purity and extreme athleticism.Oh and I feel a lot more whole on the inside.Btw someone in the last thread mentioned that western keiba was "ass" compared to the eastern side of things. Could someone explain that to me cause I only saw that japanese scene. Although I could see what it's like in France and Germany since my country is next to them.
Officially it's a 2 cm difference like Vodka and Scarlet in Akitenhttps://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/31168707/
>>565664131The perception of western keiba is that it's more focused on breeding and rigged results over Japan. But it's probably the same ice cream with different flavors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaFhJork6Tocome to japan (if you are japanese)
>>565664131Western horse racing is more profit driven. Not to say that keiba is clean of that, it's still a business after all, but western horse racing seems to put profit as the main priority. This includes stuff like:1. Retiring a horse early/in his prime so he can go into stud, since that's where the real money's made. This isn't as common in Japan, which is why people were shocked that (they) retired Nox early like that - his entite team was still ready to race him, but alas.2. Dodging races as to not "stain" a hors' record and lower their stud value. This could also stem from race bloat, like what's happening in the US or Australia. So you end up not getting that many memorable non-major GI race because all the strong horss just dodge each other until they HAVE to fight.3. Gambling being the main focus of the racing organizations. You can see it in how different ads for keiba are compared to western horse racing ads. The JRA and NAR will be put the story and the horses front and centre, while most ads I've seen in the west seems to only focus on how easy it is to bet. Of course the JRA and the NAR also have gambling and that's one of the main aspects of keiba, but, as the current Minister of Agriculture, Forestry, and Fisheries said "most people going betting on racing do so knowing that they'll mostly likely just lose money" and not with the false expectation thay they'll win it big.4. I don't know why, but western media related to horse racing would not stop focusing on the ningen instead of trying to tell a story with the horses instead.
That nose... could it be?
>>565668884IT'S PIKACHU
>>565668884wormcucks in shambles.
Fucking kek
>>565669182I love the adopted family.
>>565668261Also the lack of centralized governing authorities really hurts. Each tracks/regions having their own regulation, no reliable database and record keeping, and third-party gambling platforms fighting for the market and pumping ads on how they have the better offers
>>565669182I really hope they make this a running gag or something whenever they add Croix
>>565669298>Each tracks/regions having their own regulation, no reliable database and record keepingOh yeah, that's another thing. All the good sources of information are locked behind paywall, so newcomers to the sport are just left blind. With keiba, you only need to go to netkeiba or umanity to look up any info you might want to know.
>>565669670Chrono will be there to congratulate or console Croix whenever she wins/loses a race. So much so that Croix will eventually forget that she started racing because she wants to be like Kitasan senpai.
>>565664131>unironically asking this in a general about a Japanese keiba simYou'll totally get unbiased answersThe fact that the photo finish is so fucking shoddy to avoid a dead heat payout goes to show that eastern keiba is just as shit and shady
>>565669298different countries and regions have different regulations? woah
All smiles Desk-kun
>>565670504I'm glad someone took a picture of that moment.
>>565670078What "shoddy"? It's literally the same way they have done it every single time.
https://x.com/iRuthoe/status/2050829698184433711Hold on, I thought he already retired? I want to hear his top of the lung scream, man
>full speed ahead for that juicy rival 3PHot damn Xinatore, you player.
>>565670607Same. Also pretty happy for him that he finally got his big break now after everything
>>565671126Aye, he deserves it. Now maybe people will stop giving him so much shit when he loses a race.
Gentlemen.Behold.
Well, Kitasan bout to go the path of Mac and Pui. Umapyoi till death
>>565670504>>565671126Dork wife, dork husband.
>>565670078You can literally see Croix was a smidge ahead.
I'm glad Equinox exist because his existence allowed Croix du Nord to win everything as a runner because studding is not his first priority right now. He might go a TM Opera O and smash Almond Eye 9 G1 record if he keep the tempo.
>>565671321Too many creatures are escaping containment.
>>565671537There really must be a better way to do horse breeding that wouldn't put as much strain on the stallion while also satisfied ningens' need for it to be "authentic" and verifiable.
>>565671975For me I think it’s really cool to see him establish his own path separate from Equinox but still firmly establishing his own strength instead of constantly staying in Nox’s shadow. If he can win the spring triple it would be really cool but conquering all four main racecourses like Kitasan did is already pretty impressive
>>565671975>He might go a TM Opera O and smash Almond Eye 9 G1 record if he keep the tempo.Only if he keeps running and I can't imagine Shadai letting him race for that long if he does end up as the first Spring Triple Crown winner.
>>565672004These ones are friendly, though. They'll help protect your house from unwanted creatures.
Just look at how cute they are.
>>565671975>>565672339https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2050875763922968589I hope they're going for non-Arc EU Campaign
Croix won Foy and Tenno Sho Spring under rain just fine, what caused him to job so bad at Arc actually?
>>565671975These are too generic. Croix's outfit should go harder on constellations and Terra should be into gardening.
>>565673705Bad gate position leading to him not being able to calm down enough after trying to secure a good position and then ending up having to nige in the greatest bog isn’t ideal. You could see him visibly sinking as he ran
>>565673705Didn't the rain only stopped after l'Arc is over back then? It's already soft even before sudden rain so might be causing cCroix to sink too much
>>565674032IIRC Longchamp has course policy to soften the track so it wouldn't have mattered
>>565673705Foy and Haruten are a light drizzle, but that Arc was a typhoon
>>565673705Arc was full bog. Haruten's ground was still good, despite the rain.
IIRC anons here already see how it will ends the moment frogs revealed 4.1 (soft) track condition
>>565673705le bog druid hex, believe it
Why exactly should anyone care about the Arc again?
It's like watching >laffs fans. They're loud but everyone knows how it will end.
>>565674595I mean, yeah, it's not our first year watching the Arc. Croix was literally sinking into the ground as he run, it doesn't get more over than that. What year was it where the nips sent one no-name hors and he placed really well because the druids let their guard down that year.
>>565675935It's dorija's daughter after the year dodo and taito jobbed hard
>>565676139That was it. Global warming and Amaterasu will help Japan win the Arc.
>>565675935They really should've send bog lover like Sol Oriens and Blow The Horn that year fuck I'm still malding they didn't give Sol a chance
>>565673853Erabe
>>565677363Right because pits
Where did the druids meme come from?
>>565678178Its a mystery
>>565678178Byzantine Dream going up against the frogs -> The Roman Empire against the Gauls -> Gauls/Barbarians are known for their druids.
Cool but sadly they're unusable without MLB
>>565663156Need to see the finalised field. Osaka Hai this year was the most hyped Osaka Hai in history due to middle eastern conflicts, and in the end half of the field decided not to run in it.
>>565663156>MasbaWill he enter the field? I thought Takarazuka is ba popularity contest
>>565685634Oh yeah there's King George VI plan for Maball as well on July so he's unlikely to run Zuka
>>565669182Sorry, what's the joke?
>>565672290just put a hard limit on how many times a season the horse can studthis also helps the shallow stud pool by forcing mare owners to look elsewhere than just the same "kita-epi-kizu" every single time
>>565688192>Put a limit on how much the rich owners can earnLmao. In a hypothetical situation where this somehow gets implemented (it wont). The owners will just shuttle them to stud in AUS/US/EU after they hit the limit in JP. Probably even more straining for the hors.
the only good thing about croix winning is that the yoshidas no longer have ammo for their "shorten haruten" campaign
Back into the umapyoi shed Kitasan
Lane got taken off of Cavallerizzo and Atsuya Nishimura is riding him for the NHK Mile.
So is Umaverse Kitasan a trainer that can't help but pick up a new crop of freshies every school year and often ends up overworking herself?
>>565699120Kita, suffering from crossdimensional trauma, subjects her poor trainer to the same fate.Hence the cycle is perpetuated.
>>565704162I wish I was that fence
>>565704967What you don't know is Gimlettorena freaky friday'd himself to that fence.
>>565706198He what
>>565706809You know, body swapping.
>>565661253it's still my wife's birthday in my timezone, happy birthday to my wonderful beautiful sexy cool adorable spoiled aiba
>>565695789Implying that would convince the hypocritical old fuck.
gather more G1s super hero, pave the way to the world
>>565716989>those soft closed eyes while getting scritcheshors is for cuddles and hugs
>>565716989funny how he wont ever get umafied because of his name lmaobased of his owner though
>>565717797What's wrong with the name Lemon Pop?
>>565719195Oh no, the meme spread to the non-uma keibafag now.
>>565720192>non-uma>replying to a picture of an 馬what the FUCK did umdtt mean by this
>>565717589>doesn't rub the nose One job.
so how long before shadai eats all the other farms and we get plunged into the dark age of keiba?
>>565677363ROUND 2
>Glory Eyes 開いた目は 逃がさないAizilla's going to kill us.
>>565728828Left looks like a character from a chink mobage. Right is just Spe 2.0 so it's perfect.
I'm going to sniff her.
>>565738531>ywn record donna ofusu's sniffing twitching snout approaching and then completely blocking out the camera while her sniffing gets louderI live in the wrong world....
Didn't see anyone post this last thread, so here's the Haruten art
>>565698971Another difficult race to judge
>>565698971I hope they're not blaming Lane for his Satsuki Sho's performance. Cavallerizzo just don't have enough stamina for medium races yet.
Jbis is down. When are the sire rankings updated on other sites?
Finally, a new card.
