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reminder that Nami is soft
Why is there something instead of nothing?
>>565688426Worshipped
Off to a great start!Second best general!
he really thinks hes being sophisticated with these posts
>>565688552Phew... that's a relief!
>brand press E >lose 30% hp to four dots outplayed
my femlala looks like this
>>565688504Isn't it funny that picrel works in reverse for males in collegeSo much for the whole girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys goes to Jupiter to get more stupider
I wish I never opened this general in the first place and stayed ignorant if its despicable existence.
>>565688907if you dont like it you can leave anytimenobody is forcing you to go to lolg at gunpoint
>>565688710LITERALLY me
>>565688907We all hate it here you're not special, but we have nowhere else to go
>>565688907yap yap yap yap
>>565686623If you look at stats alone, it's not too bad since it gives you more rotations with +10 haste than Luden, and you still get some AP back once you hit someone with a spell. It's still best on burn mages. Personally, I'm trying to build it more often exactly for the stats.>>565688995Sometimes I think the same!
>>565688995>if its despicable existenceLOL RETARDLOL!
i'll just repost it because idgi>>565687775
jannois need to mow the lawn but they won't and this conversation has been had over a hundred times so there's no point in pointing out the obvious>>565688667gay thoughtsgay posts!buff gnar his q should work like sivirs it's also a boomerang
>>565689785stop abusing eslposting
>>565689886it was a typo
>>565688819Brand needs a nerf, not even Malzahar manages that much damage in early game. Not even 10 minutes in and that champ already got 900-1200 damage from DFT with just the spread spell.>>565689701From what I understand WPA is just messing how MORE likely you are to win with X item on, I imagine you can filter through matchups like other websites but I don't really look at them that much myself.
You would be upset too if you saw jackie chan everytime you took a look at a mirror
How can deathfire touch be balanced? This rune is broken just from existing
here we go again
>>565690407Your life is miserable
>>565690260>brokenIt's really only good on burn mages (Brand, Malzahar, Zyra, Rumble and so on), it sucks on every other mage. Conqueror is just a better rune for AD champs for DPS.
>>565690503it's good on vlad and viktor
>>565688907si17 hours?
naafiri dft is peak 2026 design the devs have no clue how to do their jobs
>>565690527crossbow the goatall the worst stats and still somehow not the worst guy
>>565689735>Pale-skinned ShurimanWhy people still don't understand that everyone in the desert is brown, even the white people are a shade of brown, there are no one pale in the desert because they'll burn
>>565691858>there are no one pale in the desert because they'll burnbrvther he's a mummy how's he gonna get a tan
Soraka my cute wife!>>565688419Cool Fish.
odds legolegends rankedeven legolegends normalsdubs battletech
>>565692230>he's a mummyThen he should be as dark as midnight as skin darkens in death
Noct is a depressed homosexual (janna main with 1500 games played this season!) and just farmed our jungler's camps because he got upset he got solod so much. Will he be banned begore he acks IRL? Riot games vs bridge speedrun fistfight
>>565692713
Briar won
>>565692961
>>565688375been off for a few years, why is vayne suddenly s tier?
pov: you adopted two cats
I'm just going to say it. I'm glad Phaserush died in a hole and got replaced with storm Raiders. No one deserved the move speed and slow resist just for breathing 3 times on an enemy champ.
>>565693241Playerbase finally realized you could just do fat Q crits instead of breaking your fingers for muh '% max health True damage' meme.
>>565688819tell Riot to stop putting so much power in runes and items so that viability comes from champion kit first and foremost instead of hidden synergies. no more Balancing DoT mages around DoT items or On-Hit champions around On-Hit double up effects like Guinsoo/Dusk&Dawn.I mean.. they wont do it because it make casual players go big dopamine release whenever they get to do WTF? 50% AOE BURN BUILD WTF WTF WTF clickbait shit AND by streamlining builds in this fashion Riot has more direct control over powerlevels cuz now theres a standardized build across all elos BUT theres a possiblity that if you cry hard enough they might at least nerf it into into incosenquintalness at some point....maybe?idk. game sux on purpose and u shouldnt take it soo srsly competitively speaking if u wanna remain sane."flanderized" is the word of the day.
>>565693592thanks
good morningi wish every gangplank, gragas, shaco (except ponyprancer) and tryndamere otp pain and deaththank you and have a nice day
>>565693519worship mine?
>>565693824I mean its more than that. Crit Vayne being superior has almost always been the case and its gotten nerfed (less AD on R, Tumble Crit modifier adjustments). I think its more Riot put a bunch of items in the game that gives you more ult CDR haste duelist items and Vayne REALLY liking those items since Vayne is very R oriented.
>>565694387ign?
>>565694440>filename
gaminggaming sir yes sirttv gn__dra
>>565690407>look this artist up on rule34>niggers
had a dream about riven againwhere we were just two farmers in ioniadraven showed up and she killed him lol but i took the blame and got executedthat's where i woke up i think
>win lane against my counter>lose game anywayGreat.>>565693663Not him but some champs are entirely dependant not items, while others can build whatever and throw damage/sustain regardless. Having synergies is good because it sort of guides what you are going to build, but having items/runes with interesting effects also helps variety.
>>565694883what a dog awful dream
>>565695002well it was a fun varietyusually it's just sex with her after a long day on the farmmaybe that will now end after i died in my dreamverse, but hopefully it was just a flashforward or an alternate timeline
>>565694862you can ignore the arts with them, i don't save or post any art with males on them btw
>>565694656yes.>giga buff Granny who can deadlift you >Jayce's sloppy seconds>textbook tryhard annoying angsty teen "Ugh, nobody gets me ">brain capacity of a worm but with sharp teeth (dangerous)>DO NOT. NO. EVEN VLAD KNOWS BETTER AND THAT DUDE WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE.>red flags galore>"I can fix her" (depression..she hasnt moved from her bed in 2 days.. should we call someone?)>"I can fix he- ACK" (yandere...ppl say never stick it in crazy for a reason)>a literal predatory snake at worst and haughty bitch with insanely high standards at best obv a total wallet queenuuhhhh yeah. I think the worst Ionia has is Xayah? Noxian girls are fucked mate. get yourself a SO from a more stable region like Demacia or something. someone who wont bifurcate you or trap you in a bottomless abyss over leaving the toilet seat up
>>565694440good info, what items should i go every game? It's always botrk and zerker boots right?
>Wake up>Volibear is still reworked
>>565694387I wish...
>>565688923Can I kiss her boots?
Reworks keep the game ludo narrative experience fresh and basically they're good for you actually
>>565695562build anything except botrk on vayne
Never try new setups, always build the same boring items approved by Riot and pump big numbers, even if you get bored until you don't even like your champ anymore.
Wish someone pumped big numbers into me...
>>565695541>get yourself a SO from a more stable region like Demaciameanwhile in demacia>aromantic swordsexual>mentally ill god>sylas' sloppy seconds>sylas' sloppy seconds but a god>hamster>birdsexual autist>king's girl>ionian immigrant>mentally ill bayonetta
what champion goes hard with this song? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8slBVzWKvcc
https://magma.com/d/x00Jd1YNZJThe New Drawpile is up!
>>565695912I will I'm only here for the lp i would sell my little sister to niggers for lp
>>565695912based
>>565696516me and my lolg (male)
does sylas even exist in lore anymorexin zhao died and jarvan iii is alive and lux is still in demacia getting tianna's lectures so lux the comic didn't happen which means that one cinematic didn't happen and mageseekers the game didn't happen either
>>565696534because we're cowards and socially awkward
>>565696534Looks like nami anon is cooking some kind of erp server?
>>565696516>no scaris that miss fortune?
>>565696717The lectures are taking place in the past compared to when Sylas did his shit and before Xin Zhao and J3 kicked it. Riot is just constantly doing temporal jumps (and also retcons, but Mageseeker still hasn't been retconned, right now it's still as far as the Demacia lore has gotten).
>>565696869It is, there's some artist that ships her with Samira for some reason.
>>565695562its never Bork. BoRk is uberdogshit on anyone who isnt melee tbhfam. BoRk on Vayne is usually for chase power not damage but Vayne shouldnt need help chasing since she has inbuilt tools in her kit that let her run her target down.Blade of the Ruin King's effect damage is PHYSICAL and thus subject to mitigations, Riot made it so everyone gains like 3-4 armor per level meaning at a BASE amount most champs take like 40-50% reduced phys dmg overall by just...existing. 6% CURRENT (not Max... keep this in mind as this means the damage deprecates with the waning of the targets health) becomes more like 4.2-3% or WORSE depending on if they choose to build armor and remains shit UNTIL you get some form of penetration. BoRk is great on other styles of champions who provide inherent shred or penetration as well as a ability that procs on hits (IE: Renekton, Pantheon, Trundle,Briar or Vi). general rule of thumb not all items are created equal in LoL. some items are gigabait and others or unnoticed powerhouses. the more BORING a item is usually the better it is whereas the more wacky an item is the worse it is (Heartsteel for instance)there are several different Vayne builds you can do depending on the enemy draft. take note of the general durability of the enemy team.If the match is ALL squishies then you can go for a Crit/Tumble Proc based 3-tap build . Infinity Edge, Essence Reaver, New Cyclonic and of course your all mighty LDR somewhere. play around getting in those fat tumble loads along with a splash of ar pen. dont prioritize Attack Speed.If there are just a wall of hpstacking beefslabs in your match then you can go Rageblade instead and just focus on the W proc abuse. Experimental Hexplate is the new "core" for this. You can also try Fiendhunter Bolts but honestly any item that gives ONLY AS and Crit is gigadogshit statwise imo and the last thing u wanna be doing on a statcheck character (which Vayne is) is buying Worst in slot stats.
>>565697012>The lectures are taking place in the pastnopexin zhao died by the times lessons take place
>>565697238>for some reasonhag lesbians
A new player started posting here and I adopted him and made him go support for me and then I'd make him ERP with me even though he insisted he wasn't gay I would tell him to just play a girl and shit. I have 0 fucking clue why he would play along to be honestThis was like 5 years ago
>>565695143i hope so too, for your sake anon..>>565695541kek you've got a point. but demacians can be too stiff and same goes for piltover. freljord however is underappreciated desusemi-related, don't like how Elise is so easily forgotten. she's more noxian than riven
I'm loving ominivamp boots
>>565697374and garen is hunting mages (see cinematic salvation) which means the decree of mage peace never happens thus double retconning mageseeker
>>565697529wish someone did that to me when i was new
>>565697626Nerfed soon
>>565696717>>565697012J4 shows up in Lux's RTS gaming, talking about Xin as he was already gone, and now Riot has it that Lux never met Xin. Which is fucking stupid. But yeah, didn't Xin's funeral happen before Lux RTS game? God damn Riot. All of this because they're too embarrassed about their old lore. Why can't it just be "Champ goes on an adventure, then gets recruited to fight in Important games that don't actually kill them, so they can keep the champ but still have stakes in the world."
Holy shit, it was 8 years ago. And he was a Poppy top main (but mained Janna with me). Hope he's doing alright out there
>>565697819>didn't Xin's funeral happen before Lux RTS gameit happens in-between acts>Why can't it just be because they are muh serious about the lore but now scale back on actual seriousnessit happened even before arcane where they tried to paint sylas as LE EVIL AND LE WORSE than demacia, but it's especially obvious now that they removed evelynn being a pedophile from vayne's lore
remember that this game has existed for over ten years and the average age of the playerbase is around 25–30 or older
>>565698097Holy fuck WHO CARES nerdImagine being a lol lore nerd in 2026Grow up
>>565697583dude Freljord is a bunch of stinky unshaved barbarian women and the rest is just...Skyrim. Im not fucking with a girl who doesnt know what a shower is. Nunu's mom seems nice though I guess. sadly I think she's already been YETI'D.Piltover is fine though yeah. Easily the most relatable place to live if you were to ever be isekai'd.
>>565698310Why are you here and underaged then?
>>565697819>and now Riot has it that Lux never met Xin....so you're fucking telling me that Xin died so far in the past that he's not even actually contemporary with some of the other champions?This is so fucking stupid it hurts. Every time, Riot just manages to find a new low of how fucking badly you can manage a game's lore.
this thread reeks of shit
>>565698097>it happened even before arcane where they tried to paint sylas as LE EVIL AND LE WORSE than demaciaInsisting the revolutionary mage is more evil and worse than the people actively committing mage genocide because he's angry that he's getting genocided sure was a fucking choice.I wonder which playerbase Riot was trying to cater to with that discourse?
>>565697676But that cinematic doesn't make a lick of sense. It's just people fighting because Riot wants to make a "Cool" looking trailer. I'm going with the game with actual dialogue over a stupid trailer. >>565698097>they tried to paint sylas as LE EVIL AND LE WORSE than demacia,But that's fine because you can be an evil bastard and still be oppressed for it. All the old lore was prettty fucking brutal but it wasn't grimdark unlike Arcane or Pure Light like in the card games. The old writers knew that very bad things can happen in the world, but just as much good can happen as well. Nu-Riot wants to PG-13 everything now. And calling a demon of lust pedo is like saying water is wet. She's supposed to be evil as fuck.
>>565698690welcome home
Demacia was right about mages
>>565698490you finally posted this again and now i can save it god i love this cringe so much hahaha
>>565698578I’ve been on 4chan for over 10 years, I’m 32 now and I only visit this board and play League on weekends because of my job. And you, why are you here?
>>565697583>freljord however is underappreciated desuThere's almost no sleection in Freljord.>Ashe: already married, also the biggest yapper in the universe>Sejuani: has never heard of a shower, will kill you if you tell her maybe you could take a day off>Lissandra: has spent millennia taking different husbands then getting rid of them and supplanting her own daughters to keep lengthening her life, will do the same to you>Aurora: basically the only real option, you're still gonna need to be a patient person to deal with antisocial autism
>>565699143holy unc
>>565698452mad? huh? huh? mad? don't be>>565698714probably corporate meddling some bullshit in to scale back on the obvious on-the-nose parallels between racism in demacia and irl usa since the opposite guy in the office>>565698758>She's supposed to be evil as fuckyou know how the villains go these days>i kill men and say bad words to children but i would never never never never ever be a pedo/racist/rapist
>>565698806Demacia was always right about mages. They are dangerous. Riot honestly thought this was going to stick. They didn't think at all about how negative people will get at mages when they show Noxus is raising the fucking dead and summoning demons and monsters with mages.
>>565699215yeah, old game = old playerbase like WoW general, keep erping with your uncs who start hrt in they 30
>>565699347I like that you stayed loyal to the bear despite preferring the rework
>>565699421some of us are zoomers
>>565699479preferring the prework I mean
good morning lolg
>>565697369>>565695775Thanks
>>565696516
>>565699285That's not a "mages bad" thing though, it's a "Noxus bad" thing. Ionia, Targon, Shurima, Ixtal and even Freljord are fucking chock full of fucking mages that aren't regulated at all and none of them go around raising the dead or even really doing bad shit. In the Shadow Isles, THE undead place, the one who raised them all wasn't even a mage, just an emo asshole.It's actually funny that the mage that's supposedly the most potentially powerful on her own right in the world is Syndra, and her entire story is people bullying her or trying to imprison/enslave/murder her and her just wanting to be left alone and not actually doing anything evil other than self-defence.
>>565696304>>565696550>didn't get the sarcasm
>i HATE this rework >but look at me getting this quadra kill
brutally raping and impregnating lsj
>>565699493i’m even more interested in knowing why a zoomer comes to a general like this one that has bald males avatarposting like cute girls
>>565698489ofcourse they don't know what a shower is. they got hot spings like in iceland>>565699174but I kill tryndamere when his R is on cooldown
>>565699663mornan!
>it's another streak of games that makes me wonder why I'm even playing this game
>>565699479>>565699621i tried a bunch of other champs and i only liked camille and nilah
>>565697785no until i back to plat
>>565700023because i play league of legends and (at least a few) of the people here are chill
>>565699994
>>565699994that's an irl child you freak
toplane is the last role without a big booby female
>>565700396at his (her) age i was thinking about sex all the time
Wish someone impregnated me...
too many big boob males there
>>565700553doesn't make it ok
>>565700512>Supp: Sona>Bot: Miss Fortune>Mid: Morgana?>Jungle: Shyvana?
>nooo you can't fuck someone above the age of consentkys moralfag
>>565700731ahrisejuani
you can't have a lolg thread without post ahri
>>565700839the age of consent is 17 where he lives
>>565699803But I'm just talking about Noxus because Noxus is suppose to be the other side of Demacia. Plus, the Shadow Isales are raising "SPOOOOKY" green ghost people that aren't really that evil half the time because "Reasons!" I'm talking about Noxus actually doing zombie shit and summoning 40k demons. But it is funny how Nu-Riot is settling all the champs down so they can push their card faction nonsense. Like, yeah, does Syndra actually work for the Ionia faction in the card games or what? Wouldn't she fucking hate them?
>>565698806Vgh...I hate this lame good guys are actually bad guys and bad guys are good guys subversion Riot thinks is deep.back in my day Demacia were the good guys simple as and Noxus was just irredeemably cartoonishly evil like C.O.B.R.A. Demacia being mage hunters makes no sense considering Orlon (the founder)'s best buddy was a Yordle. a Inherently magical being and its not like their relationship was a secret or anything. Viktor doesnt give Orphans milk and cookies. He turns em into robot slaves mmkay?Annie is just the prophecized DARK ONE not a trauma dump in need of a hug.Graves is a HARDENED CRIMINAL okay? stop writing him like a Hazbin character. This guy cold open was him executing the warden point blank and now you are telling me he gets steals just enough to get drunk and gets tongue punches from anthropomorphized Orca men? bro?? what the hell? who agreed to this?man get this shit outta here Riot James. bring back the ACTUAL writers who knew what they were doing. I wont forgive you for what Arcane did to Warwick and Singed. Professor Putricide does it for the lulz okay! not to save some lame "daughter" or whatever.
need someone to sit on my face
>12 game winstreakuhh i think i got whitelisted
>>565701747>Annie is just the prophecized DARK ONE not a trauma dump in need of a hug.They're completely schizo about Annie lore, it's funny. Annie's voicelines are still just creepy evil kid stuff. Then they say she was a normal happy girl but accidentally killed her family and it was so sad. Then they show Annie going to school in Noxus and burning it the fuck down as a prank. Then they go no ackshually, Annie's parents were abusive and she's so lonely except for Tibbers, so sad.
>>565689158ign?
they should add decay to mastery points so you lose a bit every week
>>565702454Ganymede#star
>>565698758>demon of lustuhh Eve is a demon of agony though? not dick sucking.Eve lore >lore 1.: a Mysterious WHOMSTVE bounty hunter who blends with the shadows. nobody knows where she comes from. prefers to target men. has a thing with TF. to learn more about Eve please defer to Clive Barker's Nightbreed>lore 2 :Evelynn Chill makes a cameo in Bruce Vaynes story, as Vayne and her parents are coming home from seeing the movie ZORO Evelynn attacks them brutally slaying both her parents over a pearl necklace and 25 bucks. Vayne swears she wont rest until the streets of Demaciam are safe from crimimonsters and dedicates her life to BOXING WITH SHADOWS but Eve swears that the next time they meet she will float too>lore 3. shapeless primordial entity learns that emotions are tasty. takes a form that allow it to get close to people to cause them physical agony to siphon it up. has brothers and sisters who also feed off of emotions (despair/fear ect). literally is asexual and only seduces flirts to get people close enough to flense with her claws and tail whips or whatever.
>hexplate in 20% of mord games rnwhy
>>565702993get Dusk and Dawn so you dont have to land abilties to get passive.
i'll spend all in random icons
>>565685043>noxus map was bad for mental healthinteresting. why do you make this claim?
I just realized but /deafen genuinely makes people tilt.. lmao.
>>565703315Morde is a ult bot, R is how he accomplishes anything of merit. Morde Q scales with AD now so he actually makes full use of every stat on the item. Morde likes attack speed (he has a spellblade passive) and just like Lethal Tempo on Jarvan trapping someone in for FIVE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME WITH THE BONESAW is really good.
>>565703606i have use deafen since the first day. better thing they put in the game
why use /deafen instead of /mute all
>>565703730If people didn't act like such disgusting freaks with the pings I wouldn't even do it
>>565702932I need someone like you on NA
>>565703872so they know chatting is useless and if they want to move on they should use the forfeit voter or break the nexus
>both teams vote remakenobody actually wants to play huh?
Why shyvanas VGU how big is her penis now?
>>565704468it shrunk
>>565702149Got it, 24 games lose streak issued for tomorrow. Please keep playing our game!
>>565704057not me
Coven Nilah skin worth the orange essence to get?
Champs for this feel?https://www.tiktok.com/@_chilltoonz_/video/7180358948715875627
>>565704797>annoying holeMel
Making love to Laure
Wish someone made love to me...
>>565703035>lolgAll this has done is make me hate Nu-Riot more. Fucking hacks. All of them are hacks that need to lose their job.
>>565704797lux
Vanguard is tanking my performances in more demanding games, is it only me? I used to be able to run cyberpunk in ultra in 120+fps
>>565706668It's Sunday, please try to behave yourself.
>>565706668ign?
>>565706768sorry
would dick save me>>565706871SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
>>565706668go on grindr and find out
Would lolg dick fix me?
>>565706696artist?
>>565688375>tfw missed out on high school loveFuck you OP
>>565707402how is lolg dick different from regular dick
>>565707517It just is...
>>565707286need to try this but scared of getting murdered or get aids
>>565707469coconut
>>565707775i don't believe you
>>565707918Perhaps you'll see the light one day...
Why do I have healsluts in ARAM: MAYHEM
>>565707848i feel like a lot of their art is missing on gelbooruwhere can i find them
>>565704797aurora
i try to only healslut when mayraming with lolgs
which lolgs need a bf (adc)
Shit bro, I don't mind having cumrags around me ready to drain me whenever I need it
Gayposting will save lolg
>>565708581Me me me
>>565708258cute...
>>565708631ign?
>>565708974I won't say
>>565709204:(
>>565709356You dumb fucking bitch
Stopped coming here Can see a looot of you are still trying to be queers lmaoMUH gay safe space!!
>>565709662we miss your asshole as well
>>565709424What the fuck...
My fucking brain is so absurdly fucking BIG it's insane.We had an ADC that I thought had really good positioning. Abnormally good, but clearly not a smurf (again; my big brain came in here and served this to me on a platter). So I figure he's just very risk averse and he was high elo before. I check. Yes, he was master's back when that was impressive. So why is he not there now? My big brain comes in again and I figure that he has become a father and because of that he has naturally started taking less risks (and also just plays some games here and there for fun). I ask the guy if he's a father. Guess what? He's not a father, but he has a nephew AND he wants to become a father WHICH IS KINDA CLOSE so I am just sitting here absurdly impressed with my fat brain. Like I am so absurdly impressed I am starting to think that my absurdly fat cock will have to go down a notch in the pecking order. Wow. I'm just sitting here and thinking to myself. Wow.
not reading this schizo rant
>>565708223https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3392354
>>565708631ign pretty please
>>565709836Yeah, bitch. Thought you could get me to give you my IGN even though we both know you're too scared to add me? Dumb bitch
Can you take your meds?
My meds are failed men wearing their mother's lingerie sucking me off while I play league of legends, where do I get such meds?
Plappy
>play game>win>feel nothing>lose>want to kms
>gaypostingi'm only gay for furry men though like i wouldn't fuck a dude irl but if anthro men were real i'd be on my knees sucking their knots daily ykwim
>>565709989
>play game>5 loss>1 winjust got lucky idk. people are noticeable better than me mechanically and i only win when i abuse some non "fair" game aspects like eve's camouflage
>>565711105i wish anthros were real so bad...
>>565703035>4. kda lore>5. coven lore
I wish Anons were real so bad...
>>565711612I am real though
>>565711920No, you're not...
i have to say that i'm paid for riot to trolling in your matches and gatekeeping you in your rank every time you are close to be promoted
>>565711612sony and gweb if they real
Somehow nami allows this spam
>>565712282she's on the lolgcord :^)
>>565712282At least 150 out of 230 are all spam about dicks.>muh wad aboud your bosd agnonWhy should I post here with this spam?
>>565710693I feel better playing league after watching Dantes coach Jinxzy. It's about offloading guilt onto your teammates and if you don't feel like blaming teammates or you've done something objectively wrong then you convert guilt into motivation to improve
>>565712506then why hasn't she tried to erp with me yet?
>>565710468some weird ahhh serial killer type post sheet
>>565712029I promise I am
>>565710693Often feeling the same, wins feel less like something 'good' just because I can't understand why we won.>>565712694I what way?
>>565710468hi
>>565712875I'm sorry to break it to you like this, but you're merely a simulation...
>uh ashe top isn't trollingok fag
do you guys hate low elo players or gay posters more?
I love playing adc but i am so team reliant, so if my supp/jg/solo/i am bad in that game, i cant do anything.At the peak of my winners queue i was going up against diamonds but also had diamonds in my team. But then losers que struck, my diamond toplaner ran into enemy 10 times, plat mid fed into emerald yasuo with windwall ability and nightbringer skin.
>>565689735It was always clear that Annie wold grow up into a total babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE-31xdEgPg>tertiary role selection
>>565713490Gay posters make my dick and bussy tingle, low Elo posters do not...
>>565712506how does one get on the lolgcord?
>>565713663you have to participate to the "euvgs" gangbangs where they put master players against gold and silver players as an humiliation ritual
>>565713481only to the same extent anyone else is anonwant to simulate a mayram together?
>>565713663https://discord.gg/WYj2kxBAF
>>565713659valid
>gay dick spam>cord gets postedcoincidence I'm sure
>>565714012second worst general!
>>565713078>In what way?Despite all bullshit surrounding ranked a better rank will count as improvement
Is she wearing dark leggings or is that just her skin?
>>565711531skin lore outside of Star Guardians really isnt given much love. I dont know any of it outside of blurbs here and there.>a NEW Dragonslayer has arrived to stop le dragons>a NEW Dragon hybrid is born! can the dragonslayers stop this one? buy the skin now and live out your fantasy!uhhh...no thanks>>565711105>i wouldn't fuck a dude irl but if anthro men were real i'd be on my knees well if they were 3D they wouldnt be as pretty/handsome. the over the top proportions of 12 packs + knee length long schlong dongs really only work in 2D fiction land especially when the lack of details allows your Imagination to do a lot of subconscious heavy lifting. really for the best results you would want to be isekai'd into their format. not the other way around, pic rel. Of all the live action werewolf movies I've seen over my days maybe only Van Helsing and the Goosebumps movie has been a "maybe" and those are HEAVILY cgi'd not practical effects.
>>565713816Honestly not in the mood right now, you're also probably not on EUW... but thanks for the offer, appreciate it!
>>565714765>gay spammer is from EUWcoincidence I'm sure
>see someone playing vayne>get jealous>focus that playeri wish i could play vayne...
i wish i could draw
>rank reset>all the top elo players refuse to play leaguelol...?
>>565713609>not a new engineMeh.>>565715254Do you want rankeds to be exposed as the fraud they are?
smolder nigger winning the early game again, uh? i thought this champ was late game
>>565715254i think splits are making these retards realize playing 600 games in 4 months for a 17 year old chink game probably isnt the move anymore
>play one game>get a friend request of a bot>play one game>get a friend request of a bot
>>565713608I want her to force me to pull down her pantyhose with my arms behind my back.
>>565715709not anymore. the execute shit isnt autowincon anymore. now his budget more evenly spread in the actual physical dmg of his abilities.also he is a caster Marksmen. Caster Marksmen need far less gold to be effective than right click Marksmen because you get all the stats you need from that one purchase and no gold is wasted on schroedinger stats like crit
I wanted to try out the new seasonBut despite pressing update 5 times the client refused to do soAnd the last time I played league vanguard hard crashed my pc so hard I got sent to bios hell and had to turn off my power entirely to get it back to normalI guess this is a sign that I shouldnt be playing this game, goodbye lolg
>>565715771>splitsThey made a reset for this season shift only because there were complaints of inflation, Riot isn't going to make resets again.
kat is becoming fat
>>565715254There is literally 0 reason to play in high elo right now due to bad matchmaking from ranks being resetMight as well wait and come back in a month when games are playable500 lp is 1 rankSo when you let 5 1000lp challengers play against 5 master 200 lp players and the system considers that balanced because mmr was reset that just leads to low quality gamesPeople always complain that matchmaking is bad but this time they are actually right
>>565717070Garen doesn't know how to tell her to ease up on the food without sounding insensitive, so he just learns to love her extra jiggle..
Is the ability haste shard worth it for mages instead of adaptive?
Why the riot support replies after the ban expired? >You ate. Let me give you a burger while you are pooping>I am not even poppy. I was vexxing
>>565717397No
Hey lolg serious question, do you put your cage on before your butt plug or do you plug first then cage?
I still can't believe that to a girl become a kitsune she has to be fucked by nine dogs
>>565717397Nah, attack speed. Last hits. >>565717492Yeah you stack passive on all stages of Veigar abilities
>>565717397It depends on the champion
stop linking or even talking about that xpetu guy's made up schizophrenic stat lol its meaningless
>>565717689stop posting these retarded stats I will actually flay you alive and rip chunks out of your flesh with my teeth as your bleed out if you keep posting this nonsense w
>>565717492You need to be soft for a cage to go on so it's kinda a no brainer
>>565717490>>565717689>>565717627I don't even use the attack speed one, just double adaptive with flat HP all the time.
>other top picks gp into my olaf (literally unplayable for him)>teammate tells him to go play minecraft and calls him a fag in postgamelol
>>565718094HaahhhahHhahA anon your pants... Your normie is showing
My friend just hit master in euw by OTPing kayn top. Is it a good strat?
>>565719628It worked for him, so I guess...?
>>565699118still no penta
>>565719479I don't get it.
>>565719628ive seen one master eu/euw kayn top only and hes brown and bug eyed and speaks like a retard zoomer and is 50% winrate over 500 games. does this sound good to you?
We need to do this to Senna.
>>565720029Well i know for a fact that my friend isn't brown because i know him from Irl not online. He usually proxy farms
>>565720206yeah its a nigger playstyle on a nigger champ for nigger players to do for 500 games
kneel...
>>565721710When you get banned 2x for boosting the 2nd one is a permabanSay bye bye to all your limited time skins Si17
>>>/gif/30592611
>>565722387that's probably the only reason they wont permaban for boosting/getting boosted, because they dont want to deal with all the lawsuitsbest you can do is acknowledge he's just seeking attention and move on (because this is the only place that will give him any kind of props for being not-silver)
yeah im not playing this shithttps://dpm.lol/RebornKing-EUW
>>565722579You have no legal ownership over any of your skins youre just buying a license to use then that riot can revoke anytime for any reason they want.
>>565722387the 2nd one is only 14 days and its not boosting its duoing with a friend... how the fuck is this even "boosting" WHEN IM GETTING THE MVPS????
>>565722715how r we supposed to compete with posts like this
>>565722789you say that legal bs, but false advertising is also illegal and that didn't really bother riot over 10 years ago
>>565720064falsenvke
>>565723010what?is this dennis
>>565723397christmas skins were sold as limited never to return again to the shop
hitting this pose right as the bull floods my wife's uterus with his alpha male semen
>>565722995You lost Jackie chan.......
>>565723740...anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOnrJlxJIw*sigh* when LoL still had soul ^watch as my League client suspisciously gets Vanguard error after posting this, and constantly says "Vanguard intitalizing" forcing me to restart my PC AGAIN!
>>565724576That looks like shit.Stop being a contrarian and get a real personality.
>>565714280i would still fuck cgi poppy though
>>565724814>That looks like shit.it was a lot of fun actually, but i think a lot of the heavy lifting has to do with my life being better back then so i had more fun.>Stop being a contrarian and get a real personality.have a good day, nonny. hope you find peace
>>565723940Come. On. Why no answer dm ///(
league of legends used to be a game for alpha chad men, now it's a game for sissies, cucks, and transgenders, thanks riot
>>565725540busy with my life babe theres so many places and people that need me
>>565725573It's called evolution and upgrade, anon
>>565725687Oh I guess I have to comnision you some day for attention
>>565725573that reminds me. i was playing a Mayram with someone who happens to be trans yesterday. anways, we were in a discord call together, and i said that my old main account had been banned for calling an Ekko a nigger. he (its a woman who "transitioned" to male) told me you shouldn't say that because i'm white (i'm half white) and then immediately kicked me from his discord server and removed me from his friends list. all because i said a single word.
I miss the good old daysLike back in Season 6 when all the lol players were alpha chad men like this not those tr*nsgenders that play the game nowadays
>>565725573video games become this anon
>>565726092damn, i looked this person up. died at age 24 in 2019 and passed away during sleep. most definitely a suicide because who tf passes away at 24 in their sleep? didn't even get to live out the glorious quarantine rona days...
>>565726516Yeah she had a botched sex change and killed herself because it was hurting so much she would rather die than keep living like that.
>>565726648>Yeah she had a botched sex change and killed herself because it was hurting so much she would rather die than keep living like that.gg man, gg...thats why trannies should just keep their gocks... a tranny losing their gock is like an angel losing its wings...
>>565726714Science advanced a lot since then.Theres a lot of trans women that have had sex changes and dont have any issues it works perfectly.Of course theres a chance for failure if you like go to a sketchy surgeon to save money or dont do proper aftercare dialating 4 times a day for the first few weeks and stuff but thats rare not everyone ends up like that if you go to a good surgeon and do all the aftercare properly.
>>565725903>he (its a woman who "transitioned" to male)uhh that's a woman bro, you weren't tryna be friends you were tryna get her pregnant i see that
>>565726095how did the GAY NEW WORLD agenda infiltrate the video game culture so deeply
>>565726092alpha chad men stopped playing this game because it gets tiresome head bashing the same 20 one trick faggots over and over again with nothing to gain from it besides being reminded you won't born a gay retard that needs to beg for attention the internet from other gay retards who only play to get their fucking skull bashed in game every day of their lives to fill out their fantasy of it actually happening to them irl
>>565727313>uhh that's a woman bro, you weren't tryna be friends you were tryna get her pregnant i see thatbrother, no... i had no idea she was a he until she told me. she sounded just like a dude, and even had a deeper voice than me. turns out it just had been on test for so long that her voice changed. intially she kept telling me she was a trans and i'd just laugh in her face because i thought it was just a dude joking with me. then she told me that she has been on testosterone for awhile and it clicked that it was a female to male.i thought it was a dude fucking with me pretending like he transitioned into female because of how deep her voice is....league of legends, buff yordles
LICHBANE LOOKS REAL GOOD TO PLAY NOW ON ASSASSINS LIKE DIANA WTF? I DIDN'T KNOW IT GIVES A BUNCH OF ATTACKSPEED OUT OF THIN AIR NOW
this is how i see you when you vote yes on ff
>>565727474Because the gay new world agenda has always been making the videogamesAnd all other media tooRight wingers dont really create anything they just complain
>>565727697Azzap chads, we won but at what cost..
>>565727697quit porn addiction with brainbuddy: the #1 reboot app
head bashing troons and gay retards every day of my life on this game
>>565727990don't care
>>565728138Stop hitting yourself.Self harm is not cool.
yordle are never alone. every river is our friend. every pebble, our bestest buddy!https://youtu.be/q4R-YJ7QrD4?si=d1poSlcwGciDrcln&t=318
wtf is this shit?
>>565728138You seem to headvash out of the troops loving fent prefer in your head
>>565728351autofill
head bashing k'sante in the dick(with my mouth open)
fucking dog walking every gay ass retard every day of my life on this gameGOD IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ME
>>565728149>>565727697nigga still posting the same 5 images
Ever since my gf pegged me I wish to be more submissive In gameI peel fory team
that's why so many gay ass niggas play this gamethey all wanna get fucking dog walked by a gaming warlord
>>565727697Qiyana is hottest champion in LoL but I feel like that image is very out of character for her. It's okay though because it's hot.
>>565728149Get in bed, I'm feeling naughty
>>565728771Ok let me post new furry picture
Gaming femboy god on the leftMe the lowly gay ass retard being dogwhalked by him on the right
>>565729067God please buy a duster and clean yo shit
League of Legends is a Pet Play game? explains the bot laners I got when I last played, inbred support/adc every single game.
lets goooooooo
>>565729067what dogshit china-slop game are you playing? based Asus monitor user though, i have one too.
>>565730082literally me except i don't even have the derpy charm of a dork. at least i have a full head of hair at 25 with no receded hairline league of legends, bring back Twisted Treeline
Riot broke mods and I can't play without the funny UI now...
>>565729415>League of Legends is a Pet Play game?HOLY SHIT I UNDERSTAND IT NOW
>>565731841understand what, pet play or league of legends?
>>565731913I'm diamond at both, but i'm still a virgin uwu'
>>565732003ign?
remember me again how may hits is to destroy one fucking single heimer's turret and how is this balanced
odds leagueevens something else
>>565732414now draw anon has to make a vex wearing zoe's clothes
mel sup, what do you think?
>>565733079Wasn't she supposed to be a support? >ThinkI think she should be removed from the game.
>>565733556im sorry... i wont post anymore.
>>565733556thank God i've only brought up my username here so seldomly that i can't even be considered a lolg...
>>565733079Just play Mel APC if you want to play her. She's not a Support, it's too troll.
>>565733621not you dw>>565733787:D you dont mean it.
>That one teammate who can't dodge a skillshot to save his fucking life and keeps getting you killed by providing a free dash/cc/explosion to the enemy team.
>>565733079>me-No.
so whos hosting eu vgs now?
>>565734171i will always tell adcs it's time to learn ezreal if they pick an adc with no self-peel or dashes and they proceed to eat every skillshot in the game
Say something nice about Nami.
>>565734448NAMI SMELL LIKE FISH
>>565734356NooneThey are cancelled indefinitely just like na vgs
>>565734537yeah they were pretty shit, bunch of shitpick trannies and all of the master players played like shit too. at least na was randomly sometimes funny
>not mentioned in the listsigh...i try to hard to make vgs shit for you and demoralize you guys and you dont even 0put me in the main issues list...
>>565735381>barely played vgs>????? >savior of vgs>barely played vgs>funny lolcowwho's behind this post
guess role and rank
>>565735903top jungle either gold or lowmasta
>>565735903d4-d2 midlaner
>>565735903top jungle mid adc or supportsomewhere between iron and challanger
>>565735903emerald toplaner
How do I get from Gold II to Emerald
>>565737223OTP a champ, play more games, have good mental, take at least a 5 minute break after 2 games and stop playing for the day or at least for 2 hours after 2 losses in a row.GG EZ
>>565737223500 games, less tilted and soft inting you'll be, the quicker you might go through them
asol cosmic cock size
forgot the pic
atleast not infernal skins so i guess it's better than garbage
>>565737223duo boost
i'm not gay but i would obey Teemo to the fullest extent. i would die for Teemo.
Ever eaten pussy, /lolg/?
>>565738238>gold era videmonic skins were pretty neat, demonic vi was my first skin and made me main her
good nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4aHCYBGS4
>>565738869yea, 3 different girlsthey all preferred my cockmakes me feel kinda bad about my oral talents but really good about my cockone of them I even picked up from League of Legends, she was a hapa who mained Aurelion Sol before his rework
>>565737223Win the matchmaking rigged slot machine.What you do has very little if any impact on the outcome of the game most games are won and lost before you even lock if your champ.
>>565738869if by pussy you mean boneless chicken wings, then why yes, i had Wingstop today and it was bretty guud. league of legends, nerf gromp and make Camille suck my cock
>>565738869i forgot one, it was 4 girls
>>565688375
>>565739574Passionate, heart-pounding creampie sex with Neeko!
Yall a bunch of uncs, fr, fr :skull: :skull: :skull:Maybe you should all move on from LoL because your mechanix are gone, UNC!!!!!!!
>zilean held his ult to save his adc 3/12 in the tf instead of me a renek 13/2i dont even feel rage anymore playing this game i feel noothing
WHY DID MY RETARDED LUX SUPPORT PLAYERS BUILD LIKE THIS BTW? ^___^ AND BEFORE U SAY """OHHH MIGHT BE BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF AP ASSASSINS IT'S OK GREAT ITEM!""""" SHE'S AGAINST YASUO KHAZIX GANGPLANK EZREAL SERAPHINE SUPPORT
oh boynot sure if i am ready for all these mystery icons LMAO
when is yordle themed season already??????this demacia and demon shit lame asf, fr fr
I think Naafiri nerf is imminent.Besides numbers what's really frustrating is when she presses W she gets elevated with ms boost, with dogs appearing on top of her. And when she's targetable again you have a hard time clicking a basic attack or landing a skillshot precisely at a big dog moving in 3 dimensions. And many, many times you'd see that bug when Naafiri's movement is not rendered properly when in W, so by the end of invincibility it looks like if she had just teleported. So that's how to soft nerf Naafiri for Riot. Fix the teleports, make her grounded in W. Being a simple champion, she can ascend like Jesus in the middle of a fight. It wasn't a problem with her first iteration when her W was her ult. Also release more skins (Naafiri is one of my mains)
>1/6 nigga spam pinging my items telling me im building the wrong item the hightest winrate first item on that champ is actually this instead acording to the websiteRespecfully how about you worry about your damn self instead of worrying what im building like... ur 1/6
if you disagree, I don't know why you come here
>>565742175>Rammus not on WE LOVENot OK
>>565742175it's about avatarfags isn't it
>New game comes out>Its bad and dies>Repeat for 10 yearsRiot can't just keep winning by doing nothing why are these devs so useless? It cannot be that hard to beat a 20 year old game that has a client that doesn't start, it just can't
>>565742146I've died ingame wasting time muting these retards.
>>565737223otping S+ tier champ
Played my first game in a while nowWhat the fuck did they do to shyvana? Wheres the ad scalings?
>>565737223play better
>>565743572lollmao>"We want Shyvana to be an AD bruiser" t. Riot just like, a month ago
So I am aware that TFT is the retirement zone for retards but I am a retardIs this not the worst patch ever? Absolutely nothing in this set makes sense and Mort's whiny faggot brain is on full display here with the absolute eradication of anything but reroll comps. I've been playing this shit since like set 2 and I've always landed somewhere between diamond and GM but I am legit stuck in plat right now because I just do not understand how the actual fuck you're supposed to do anything but level 6 reroll in this set. It's been true for literally years that you could get to GM by just spying on what Mortdog plays in his normals because the entire game is balanced around what he plays and he just shitcans everything but his pet comps, but this feels like we've gotten so much worse even compared to last setlike he used to have autistic meltdowns on stream over verticals being good, but now he's basically just gone and removed verticals from the game entirely in favor of "just play a bunch of 1 costs and reroll 200 times lol" this fucking sucks, it's not even like the fun kind of enraging or dumb, it's just boring.
>>565737223ign so i can spectate your games
>>565743723I played like a year ago, wasnt the whole point of adding the ap scaling to q and the ad scaling to e "You can build either way"?Idm The ap bruiser playstyle, that new spellblade item seems busted to shit
>>565742175lolg does not hate as many champs as I thought
>>565740157dont say the r word that is a slur
>>565744136>I played like a year ago, wasnt the whole point of adding the ap scaling to q and the ad scaling to e "You can build either way"?You would indeed think so. You would indeed fucking think so.Anyway, get fucked.With love, Riot.
>>565744280Looking through the patchnotes, the scaling removal was post Rework, And I sense another balance patch coming her way,What is Riot cooking here?
>>565744858>What is Riot cooking here?It's easy, Shyvana mains were almost on the verge of figuring out her new optimal build, which had been a very fucking long process than usual for reworks since Shyvana's kit is schizophrenic af with it's scalings, and the only thing Shyvana players were still complaining about was that the passive is worthless. So then they decided to take a bat to her knees, removing the AD scalings from half her kit and the AP scalings from the other, and leaving the passive completely untouched.
>>565743743tft players have been complaining about 5 cost soup being op for forever at this pointnow they made something else op and you're still whining?
>>565742410avatarfags are rent free in your mind
>>565745165Glad to see that this game is still balanced by the same apes that were lobotomized with Slegdehammers. Visually its good tho, love the way she looks now
>>565745673>Visually its good tho, love the way she looks nowOh yeah, the immense majority of people love how she looks like now. There are some cries of "tranny" around here, but like, anons would cry it for just about anything even though she's quite literally curvier and has way bigger tits now.Thank fuck they didn't go for that first look that got leaked that had her face look emaciated and her horns extend down her nose.
>>565745354So yes, I will admit that historically I really disliked 5 cost soup, but this isn't the solution either. And if I had to pick between the two I'd pick 5 cost at this point. It's more that they've powercrept the basic concepts so far now that the game is completely incomprehensible. They've added so much free gold, items, and removers and shit into the pool that every game ends up with every team having five 3 star units because odds are so fucked that you can just bruteforce it nowI think that's actually the bigger issue: they need to scale back how easy it is to get a 3 star of ANY unit, no matter its cost. Getting a 3 star 4 cost ends the game and that was fine when you only saw that once every ten games, now you see it every other gameit's the casino-fication of TFT that fucking sucks. Just like how 5 cost soup being dominant isn't health, neither is this
>>565745914>There are some cries of "tranny" around herePeople here really looked at the curvy dragon woman with massive tits and instantly thought "tranny"? Bizarre if you ask meRegardless, I'll prolly stay in normals for a bit and see if it would be fun to play ranked again, I never really bothered usually just playing to gold to get the skin.So AP bruisers the way to go on her? or do you run some random ass windowshopper build on her?
>>565747227nta but ign?
Trannyvana
>>565747336Sheou#Dmaid on EuWNot gonna play now tho, its a tad bit late for me
>>565747227>People here really looked at the curvy dragon woman with massive tits and instantly thought "tranny"?Something something strong jaw and shoulders. As if a woman raised in the wilderness who can punch a hole through a person with her bare hands shouldn't look strong. The fact she's still attractive despite that is what makes this rework good (visually, not in gameplay, the gameplay side is fucking incomprehensible).>So AP bruisers the way to go on her? or do you run some random ass windowshopper build on her?AP bruiser is what most people seem to be defaulting to right now, yes. Funny though, just today I had a match where one of my teammates said "Dw guys, Shyvana is going to build completely random ass items and carry anyway". Pretty funny how on point it was (even if I didn't actually carry hard enough that time), every damn Shyvana I see in the wild is building completely different shit from the last one. Some go AP bruiser, others go full AP artillery, others are still doing AD with the new lifesteal boots, some are going full health stacking with Heartsteel, Overlord's and Riftmaker all at the same time, others swear by Hexplate first item, and nobody can agree on the exact items for any particular build. I don't think even Jax is this weird in itemization.
Lost to yorick 3 times today and all in similar ways whats happening I haven;t seen him pop off ina while now my base is getting demolished at 20 minutes
>>565748181low elo pubstomper who got insanely buffed when riot made his ghouls unkillable
can i still get to masters if i'm a bottom?
>>565747741I'll try some things out over the next few days, Hexplate could actually be pretty cool, Thanks for the advice!Anyways, heading bed now, gn /lolg/ rest well everyone!
anyone wanna play some aram mayhemtag is #NA1
>>565748527there are adc mains in masters, yes
>>565748753>Hexplate could actually be pretty cool,I don't think it is anymore, this last re-rework nerfed the shit out of the ult cd for Shyvana specifically.
What's LS cooking bros ?
I was scrolling youtube shorts and found a gem https://youtube.com/shorts/ffxTv81o9a4
how do you lose as malzahar
>>565748895Diarrhea soup
Soraka my cute wife!
>>565737825gwen's cock size
>try help ally pushes his wave>E is on cd>farm his entire wave
at least a dozen
>>565750059Yeah a few do.
at least 2 dozen
>>565750714me
Dusty furry
i watched that new episdoe of samuel hydigger aka "Trotsky" the other day and realized I need to be a bambi user, and have a bambi doll girl, but i want a clean one that hasn't been exposded to as much cock as hungndreaaa because like she's just a dumb bimbo hahaxdlux league of legends
>>565749451Haven't been on lately goat simply because my games have been of the lowest quality lately. Like idk what the hell happened but it seem like every game I get some esl eurocuck that just runs it down and types retarded shit all game. I hate eurpeansThat being said, HELLO
>>565748824Is that how ahri reacts to adc mains?
tfw no NA tranny to play with
>>565692356>>565749451you can't post that twice in the same thread!!
>>565751846Oh fuck I completely forgot about my first post.
>>565750593six seven
i just played a game where i was terrible and my whole team was bad and the opponent team was decent. our jungle, trynd, took my farm and didn't 1v9 carry
i hit the minion, A+
>>565751793post ign i'll arrange something
>>565753763I can't otherwise the boys will make fun of me for being a chaser
>>565738869no i'm not korean
Should I just ban brand? He just misses half his abilities then stat-checks you half the time. It feels bad banning something that's so easy to outplay when he isn't overtuned.
>>565751654>breaks their heart and laughs about itthat's how everyone should react to adc mains
>More people are going to play Smolder because he's "OP"I don't think I like this Phreak szn anymore
I miss my buttplug if only for the nice slutty after feeling it left from having a slightly gaped holeUhhh league of legends nerf brand meow :3
I've reached my unc phase where I enjoy watching people play LoL more than I actually enjoy playing it myself. doesn't help that I'm depressed, bitter and apathetic so it's just easier to put a stream on and watch.
Which league ladies would beat you in a duel then rape you afterwards?
>>565756872>liking phreak season to begin with
>>565757134find someone and take the real thing
i give up and queue up adc
>>565757324>female>rapeWomen can't rape the willing, Chud. Female rape is a myth.League of Legends, Nerf Brand
>>565758260you better have a plug in or else i'm not gonna suck you off loser
>>565757324>Losing to a womanWEAKLING!
>>565757324I would think Sejuani
>>565757584I'm a nasty lil chud... no one love me...
>>565757324who's the anissa of league of legends?
>>565744239BUILDING ULTIMATE BRAVERY ITEMS ON LUX MAKES YOU AN ACTUAL RETARD THO NGL. BUT THEN AGAIN I GUESS IT'S JUST CLASSIC BOTLANENIGGER BRAINS AS PER USUAL. IT'D BE SILLY TO BE SURPRISED AT IRL ANIMALS HAVING ANIMAL BRAINS
>>565759424Illaoi>>565757219Hey>>565738869Yeah but I prefer d. Much less sloppy even though I do miss my shyvana gragaa gf from more than two decades ago
i love playing lucian so fuckin' much man
>>565759182you can't be gay and chud that's for straight white males onlyyou're just a lonely queer
>>565760901>HeySorry for late reply, been brooding and thinking about ending it all alot today. I'm a LoL player so it's probably best that someday it happens.League of Legends, nerf Brand
>>565740157>Enchanter LuxThat's your problem. She isn't an enchanter, she doesn't work with that setup even if you know how to play her.
Yone!
>>565692356>>565749451Sir, you can't do that.
>>565763667 Cringe.. don't die
I just can't play jg anymore, getting invaded, pinged, playing pve for so long, I just don't have it on me anymore
>>565764885I forgot!
>>565767893Shut the fufc up
love when you got an npc pedo jg and a gigachad top laner who makes the npc jungler qq about his inferiority and will go out his way to make the game x10 harder for the gigachad top laner instead of just broing up and 2v8ing
*whimpers pathetically and gayly*
What are you guys doing? I'm doing Lillia right now.
>>565768480Nah.
>>565770204Shut the fuck up
>>565771252No.
>>565764217/shoves conch fritters into your mouth>>565770204>>565767893>>565771532you ignored meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>tfw no NA femboy to play LoL with>tfw nf
>>565771532Shut the.thefuckthe.thefuckfupf
anyone lucky enough to get triple scopiest weapons on vi in aram? seems like adc vi would be stupid strong
>>565772065Nope.
>>565771680>/shoves conch fritters into your mouthExplode. I finished the main story for SHB btw. Have to do the post stuff.
>>565773474I spoke too soon, hang tight, vanguard errors>>565773509STOP SKIPPING CUTSCENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565773859But I'm not skipping. I've just been playing almost every day and I read fast.
>>565773945Okay good.... and based I hope you're enjoying it. The shadows story maide me very emotional. Also, I started gearing the job you're going to be playing, viper. (the one that uses two swords)
Is Rammus okay? After reading his lore I literally think that he's in the same situation as King from OPM because he just happened to be in the right place at the right time and coincidentally said YEAH to every question asked and it became true.
this set feels a tad meh
>win some games in a row>all very likely losses>rewarded by a Volibear running it down against Jax 0/7 before min 10Uhm, could it be that...RIGHT, I bought wrong boots!
>>565774083I am excited for Evercold because it means HW 2.0 so more of my WOL's son (Alphinaud) and wife (Estinien) again
>>565748895god damn hes low iq
lose 3 win 3
>>565773474Shut thr fuck up
>>>/x/42342079
>>565774856bad copycat only i get to crosslink boards itt
>>565773509>>565773945>>565774083>>565774671Off-topic posts.Take it to xivg.
>>565775036I don't care. This thread gets derailed with ERP garbage and sissytroon shit for hours on the daily. God forbid I make 2 or 3 offtopic posts about another game.
>>565775023ok how about this then
>>565775423>only hiding your namedumdum
>>565775582so how do you find out that riven's name
>>565775720ask someone else, i don't want to reveal his ign
>>565775720Literally just look up the match history of any of the uncensored names then cross reference the champs and other names from the sceenshot to find the right game.
>>565774671>you're a vieraI have bad news for you, my lore is literally I blow my runny nose on viera ears.
>>565776049>this general isn't made of stalkers I promisedrink piss and ear shit
>>565777820Nta no one guarantees me I won't see more of the same of here
>>565776193Don't do that.
Just found out Senna is 36 years old
>>565778259hot.
>>565778259Younger than a few lolgs
36?! More like thirty sex haha
Why is this general gangstalking me?
>>565776193This is a male? Aza you zesty af
>>565774671>>565776193I don't know which of your character's looks gayer. Both of you take refugee cock for sure.
>>565776193You plaaaaaay Dark knight?
>>565779216Who here isnt.
Nunu or Amumu for easy jungle?
>>565779810i can't win on amumu anymore what happened
>>565779314lolg try not to be obsessed with niggers challenge
>>565780452well yeah, I'm not the fatass.
neego
we need a new champ with big tits
>>565778649ugly sheeboon
>This entire season's adc changes were based around having IE>Watch some games>It's almost never built 1st-3rd item, and 4th-5th item if it is. long after the game has been decided>Highest winrate bot laners are still mages going on 5+ yearsAlmost like costing the same as a house and having a horrendous build path means its not a very good item to build around when modern games are decided at 10-15 minutes
it's just one person responsible for 90% of lolg liquid shit smell
yone is so fucking ass I dont understand how anyone complains about this champ. paper mache shield and everything outranges him. cleanse removal makes it even easier to lock him down. dude just explodes the moment he gets into melee range if he doesnt just get poked to death by a plethora of champs. id rather play against him than his fuck ass younger brother who will invalidate the majority if not your whole teams kt with a windwall for like 5 seconds.
We need a female katana champ.
>try league again>varus top immediately becomes superhitler againi swear to god they see me update the client and it notifies the devs to make the faggiest shit stronger in the next update
cool lil shot thing i guessh
leona yuumi rakan sion
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>565776049you think i didn't try that? i get results from looking up the names individually but i can't find that match.
>>565782360its been like that for 2+ years
Huntress is for aggressive sex that includes a lot of forniture smashing, pin her and fuck her senseless against a table until it breaks, slam her against the wall until it crumbles, open the fridge and slam the door against her head while pounding her, suplex her into a matress so hard it breaks a hole and gets her perfectly stuck to get mating pressed until the matress collapses further then flip that broken bed sideways and find her other side to grab her hair and fuck her throat up. And after nutting, remove her from the rubble, make her ragdolled body try to stand but it keeps flopping on the floor and after flopping one last time, she gets folded into something like a ball inside a sack and hurl her against a bunch of chairs and play bowling by throwing her and get a strike by breaking all of those wooden chairs, then rip that sack open to grab her and start fucking her standing as she keeps arching back.And she is constantly orgasming through the entire ordeal regardless of her begging for her life until she's just left on the floor covered in a pool of love juices and cum.
you know, after they updated the items in like 2021 or 2022 i didn't feel like playing the game anymore.
>>565781837Games are meant to be quicker so what you get is:>lategame scalers like ADCs don't get to come online as they should>earlygame champs (assassins) are the way to go to gather and push lead>extremely low allowance for mistakes>near no variety of items because the first 2 items are the very things you need until around min 27 where most games end atI don't know how you fix this.
>>565782843When are these wards coming back it's literally the only thing I check the daily rotation for
Glad shyvs biggest advocates are now are reddit niggers who don’t play the game.
pregnant Shyvana
Futa shyvPregnant with futa Leblanc’s cum baby
F TO A REAL ONE
>>565784365what does this mean, why would "terminate the lobby" for you?
>>565783980IT'S A VERY SUCCESSFUL REWORK. AND SHE EVEN BECAME AN ANTI-EXODIA TANK CHAMPION WHICH THIS GAME DESPERATELY NEEDS MORE OF BECAUSE THE USUAL """""""ANTI-TANK"""""" ITEMS FROM THE CLASS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THE MOST AGAINST TANKS IS LIKE THIS ATM
Why are incels so afraid of some curves?
lolgs are calling themselves submissive and breedablebro it's monday your report is due and it needs to be submitted and readableget back to work
Yordle sex!
>>565784781You should kys.
>>565734516All girls do (kind of)
>>565784795Biggest problem is her new dragon form. Completely different character.This does exemplify how they ruined her proportions. Legs are stumpy and shoulders are huge. She’s standing on her toes and her legs are still stumpy ffs.Pelvic width isn’t helping the tranny allegations and it’s not even the worst of it.
>>565785243YOU CAN BE UPSET BUT THE TRUTH WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE SINCE IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR WELL OVER THE DECADE BY NOW (17 YEARS) LIL PUPPY ANY WINS OR EVEN THE TINY LITTLE WINS AGAINST THE AUTOWIN EXODIA TANK CHAMPIONS/ITEMS IS A BIG BIG W IN MY BOOK.
>>565785416Lol ur so scared of curvy womenIncel loser
>reddit space>all caps>gibberish>worthless webm>is (probably) trans/lolg/ exodia
Play one match or jerk it before work?
>>565784190that's hot.>female:"dickgirl on female$" "cumflation$" "rape$"champ for this feel?
>>565785750I'm glad I'm not part of this retarded faggot shit
>>565785560I appreciate the bait but I’m contractually obligated to ignore it and reply with seethe.The dragons animation are so bad, and they’re somehow better than the base forms. It honestly makes me sick. It’s like a retarded dog. A fur affinity slopist directed this character assassination.Whenever I start to cope about it, I’m reminded about how bad it really is, and I seethe anew.
>>565784795yikes, im so glad i uninstalled a long time ago
what champ would shitpost the hardest?my vote goes to either shaco or zoe
>>565786020>is that a realistic curvy woman not a anime anorexic alien? yikesincel momentim glad you uninstalled a long time ago toowe dont need incels like you on the riftnow uninstall /lolg/ too so i dont have to run into you on 4chan either
I want to admit that I hate this game because I suck at it
>>565786603until they remove all the smurfs, its gonna feel like that in each rank you play
>>565786603>>565786764Until they remove smurfs and shit matchmaking*
>>565753763SEE YOU IN HELL #NA1
>>565786603Only started to hate it after they started enforcing ZOG agenda in games.Game basically became these threads except you get banned for telling the retards and trannies to kill themselves.
>>565785473iron retard
goodmorning sirs
>>565788581good morning sir
>try to give this game one more shot>instantly loaded into 4 teams who were gapped on every role, all unplayable 5 minutes into the game>often the masters players were doing the worstthis game really has no value unless youre a neet and can set aside 400 hours to offset the matchmaking
>ap gragas is allowed to have a 62% damage reduction spell on a 3 sec cooldownthis shit is just silly
>>565788581actually its ma'am not sir
My jungler is dead 3 times already 2:50 minutes into the game and hes going in for his 4th failed jungle invade in a rowNice
>>565789519>Nocturne is allowed to have a global blind, 1/3 of map length point and click dash at 30 sec cooldownthis shit is just silly
>>565789927which is why i permaban him, but I cant ban two champs sadly thus gragas do gragas things
>>565688375Their noses greatly upset me.
May the 4th be with you, lolg.
when's the next skin shop
>>565792430tomorrow
>>565792430>>565792907and the blue essence emporium comes back next week
>>565748895just reading the first line... what the hell is LT?
>>565793068lethal tempo
I hate Smolder so much it's unreal
Wild rift was supposed to have a console port, now pc league has controller support, so console port incoming???we need the younger demographic
>>565794540Stupidly disgusting champ.
You wouldn't a fish.
>>565779810ghost nunu, spam ganks early like a ww and make laners tilt, easy to steal objectives.
>>565794842Console users are 40 year old basedlenials not young people dough so how would a console port bring in a younger demographic.Something isnt adding up.
>>565779810amumu is more reliable
>smolder and sera are cancerbroken this patchyeah just let me know when 16.10 comes around
>>565713373Hey
ADC HAS to be the most boosted role.I literally got my friend onto League of Legends at the start of the year and the fucker has already passed my elo. How the fuck is it even possible to hit d3 in half a year. He autofills toplane (my main role) and gets slammed on by some Emerald player. All of those "role" to challenger twitch stream challenges don't prove shit but this right here confirms beyond a reasonable doubt that ADC is the most piss elo inflated role in the game.
wat do?
>>565797228maybe he's just good at videogames
>>565796748don't forget about brand
>>565797228I've always been convinced that if you don't hit high elo in your first year of playing League, you'll rarely ever hit it. Just looks like your friend picked up the game quickly. His stats look really good too and he's doing it against good players. Also, ADC is 100% the hardest role in SoloQ. Pretty sure most pros admit to this, you just had Alois recently fail the ADC to Grand Master challenge and call it the hardest role (one of EUWs best SoloQ top laners)Also, he's playing fucking Ezreal, probably the hardest ADC champ to play.
LS said Helia first item Nautilus jungle is cancerbroken this patchWe redeeming or nah?
>>565797228>ADC main>goes Vayne top and solo loses the gameOmegaBASED
>>565797228Rakan fag deserves all the (you)s
Imagine being worse at the game than a guy that started playing half a year ago...
I'm being paid to play ARAM: MAYHEM at work meanwhile my cumrag Renata did it for free. Just a thought I had while playing with and against NEETs in ARAM: MAYHEM.
>>565798543Pff, that's me, just started to play less than half a year ago, totally gameplay less than 20 days tho but I suck so much.I'll just spam ranked and ignore everyone.
>check adc winrates>only good ''adcs'' are brand, smolder, sera and katarinalOl
imagine being black
>>565797228I refuse to believe that somebody hit diamond in 4-5 months of playing. This is a larp
>>565798874you're just normal
I'm beginning to find the game too frustrating to play. One game our toplaner goes 4/14, another the toplaner goes 6/18, both playing like running it down for 10 minutes; another game our botlane has 25 deaths on their own with the support griefing fights and vision. Last game couldn't even blame our Ornn for going mental when we are legit 2 players trying to win, against a comp made of 3 lethality champs.
>>565798919Now factor sample size and pick rate.
>>565799105I did collect empirical data on ex-challenger/diamond in early seasons of lol players that resumed, or pros/top-rated in other mobas/RTS players, and they all got into platinum in about half a year. One guy did get into diamond eventually, but he duoed through it, and he was already top-tier maaany seasons ago in the same role.All of them received non-stop coaching from the highest level of gameplay/pros players.
Banned for a day because i didnt notice i loaded in yet and missed a single round in arena and then played the rest even though it was absolute losers queue cement block tied to my foot game with a guy that did like 1k damage done over the entire game because he braveryied some champ he has never played before and was reading the kit while he playsOkLesson learned next time dont come back if i missed a round just close league and go do something else since ur gonna get banned either way
Do I have to convert myself into an assassin player in order to have decent game with some agency?
>check jungle winrates>only good ''junglers'' are hwei and yunaralOlRengar buffs when?Hes kinda weak rn
damn this nigga got butthurt from a single comment lmao
>>565799806You have to convert yourself to another game if you want that.League by its nature as a 5 vs 5 game isnt going to be the game with the most invidual agency.Look up some 1 vs 1 or singleplayer games if you want agency.
>>565688375How would anal with Qiyana feels like?
>>565799434>>565799105Usually people that hit high ranks in League actually hit it really fast. Add to the fact that League ranking is a fucking joke now with the LP mitigations, double LP for autofills etc and it's way easier to get into Diamond than it was prior seasons.That's why Challenger is like 2k LP in most regions now, everyones fucking masters/diamond nowadays
>>565800058>5v5The assassin jungler and his 4 minions*
>>565800076Dunno, your theory seems unfounded in reality.Like every bit of empirical data since league release contradicts yorur opinion.
>>565799075its alright
>>565800059Like putting you dick in hiot sand and pounding,.
nigga there is a London in Canada?? wtfdraven league of legends
>>565800241show your sources.Here's some random high elo players.https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/TiltIsBeta-EUW>Started out in plathttps://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/Sanjicobo-EUW>Started out in plat S8 when it was harder to rank up https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/fugi%20reworked-EUW>Same as aboveAnd then when the ranking got fuckedhttps://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/TWTV%20dav1n-cow>Started out in Bronze in 2023, hit diamond in roughly a year, currently a Master player (progression from Emerald to Master took less than half a year)That's literally just me going to op.gg, picking a champ and clicking on the players that play the champ in relatively high elo. Took me 2 seconds.There's a reason everyone in this general is pisslow and has been pisslow since like Season 4. High elo players for the most part, especially pro players, were not low elo for long at all.
>>565800910>random random elo playersI accept your concession.
I've seen enough pisslow LECSLOP!Bring back HIM
>>565799165every game for me be like>ez stomp coz one of ur lanes got turbofed and the rest followed>literally the same but u r on the losing team forced to be fighting for ur survival praying enemy team throwsits is shitty
>>565799165>>565802890welcome to why i barely "grind" this game anymore. it just gets so tiring.
>>565800058we need someone rich to buy riot, ruin cybepsharts and rebalance the game to reward solo skill
>>565803490>rebalance the game to reward solo skillNot possibleSolo skill mattered more in the past because everyone was retarded and was building armor vs magic damage,onhit rumble and shit so if you knew what you were doing you were lobby admin not because of some stat youre going to rebalance and enable solo carrying again.
nwo black transbian champion should literally be able to 1v5 the entire team of chuds
I would kill for a new transgender or transcoded fat black champion.
>>565803836>>565804686nah, release a BBW bio black woman with a dumpy ass.
new shyvana is actually transgender?
>>565784795
Thought it would be harder.>>565802890>>565803270I always think of playing champs I like first, but having those kinds of games we described, and mind you even if they were wins instead of defeats, gets too exhausting. In the end yeah you could also begin to hope that the enemy team is throwing, but what's the point then?
>>565805123you seen them shoulders?
>>565800910>S8 when it was harder to rank upPEOPLE THAT UNIRONICALLY TYPE THIS GARBAGE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S ACTUALLY WAAAAAY EASIER TO BE HIGH ELO BACK THEN IN THE OLD DAYS BECAUSE PEOPLE FOR THE MOST PART HAVE ZERO CLUE WHATEVER THAT FUCK IT IS THAT'S HAPPENING. PEOPLE ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AND BETTER EVERYDAY SINCE THEN IT'S ACTUALLY WAY HARDER TO BE HIGH ELO NOW
>lendo is alive>he's a unfunny lolinigger on /v/ nowyouch
>>565806296
i have been drifting from d5/d4 d1low lp gains/low master since season 3 its all the same to me
>>565806296saying that as if there were any funny lolgers herealso I got warned for off-topic bringing up league of legends players who were problematic in the custom league of legends mode where we gather to play the video game league of legendsthat's like warning/banning me for saying Rekkles is shit at playing supportboth are players of the same game, just that some of them are playing in the shitleaguescan you like fuck off?
>Support feeds me 4 kills early game>They begin to roam to other lanes and feed>Lose the lead>Lose the gameWhy do they do this
>>565805123Is that even in question?
The new shyv is really fun, same with arena the upgrading augments are a cool gimmick
>>565803490Go find another game.
>>565789664Persistence and determination are omnipotence. Git on his level, scrub.
>>565806296>>>/v/738194475There's no way this is him, the art looks worse than his 100% OJ scribbles from a decade ago./v/ has this constant issue where autists dig up old legacy users corpses and pretend to be them for no real reason, like the modern day era "barneyfag" knockoff in a desperate attempt to emulate the old times.
>our botlane is fed>our Varus top is cancer>I have enough damage to explode their Nocturne>our jungler griefs the game until their Nocturne is killing our carry on repeatNICE.
hey bro im like 35 and i have been here forever ok respect my legacy i have nothing else going on for me
