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what even is golden week
Sex with Succubuzuki Sexzuki
>>565724720Yuri-Krai saved Genshin
Why does this general love Sigewinne so much even with her being one of the biggest bricks ever?
Mavuika won.>B-but what abou-Nuh uh. She won.
Sandrone leaks in 17 days.
>>565724720Yuri Krai saved Genshin
>>565724914she already leaked broski
>>565724898..the flopping competition.
sparxie is /gig/
sustainer waiting room
Sex with Hu Tao
>>565725021Yeah on my dick
yummy yummy
>>565724802It's a 4 day work week in Japan around this time of year. That might not sound great but remember they have a 6 day work week in normal circumstances.
WE can't wait for the Tsaritsa
>>565725036odds that Asmoday is either a Hersscher of Void Kiana expy or her directly (think of Welt in Star Rail)?
We're all rollingb for Nicole Reeyn
We're all Skipping brickole Reeyn
We're all skipping Brickole Reeeeyn
>>565725250>rollingb>b
>>56572524550/50, im good with either of them
This character will never be /gig/core
Aether: I love cocks
Please tell me that you aren’t so stupid as to think that Bennett with a shield instead of healing (and one that’s on par with fucking Zhongli to boot), no circle, and access to a Scroll tier artifact set is a brick.Because if she’s a brick, Bennett is a brick, Furina is a brick, and the only units worth using at this point give +1 to moonsign (or are sucrose I guess)
>>565725465Not a problem for me!
Silver wolf will mog Tsaritsa
>>565724802japnese people have one week off per year, that week is called golden week. Techinically they get vacation days by law but nobody takes them due to dishonor or something
>>565725591>the only units worth using at this point give +1 to moonsigncorrect
!!! The Weakest Pyro in history VS The Weakest Pyro of today !!!
>>565725563>Dottore impregnated a random genshin bitch and Aether is now the father that stepped-upHOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565725585>spinning keybased af
>>565725591Just wait 3s to get your buff KEK
>>565725591Well she's as good as the characters she can properly support and those are not very good. Besides whether or not a character is good depends entirely on the shilling nowadays, she's a restrictive buffer with no gimmick which makes her even worse from that point of view.
Mualani looks like a fucking vtuber...
>>565724898Stop flopping
>>565725591Counterpoint: cute is what actually matters, which is why I use Siggy to this day.
>>565725591Bennett IS an overrated brick though.Nicole is good, but only for pyro/varka so I'm skipping.
We all rolled for Siggy
>>565725989I tried to get this Barbara downgrade and I got Floprinde
>>565725591>bennet is a brick, Furina is a brick, and the only units worth using at this point give +1 to moonsignCorrect. Still Rolling for Nicole tho. I don't care if she's a gigabrick. I roll for who i like
>>565726062I would have given the chronicled banner a shot if trooney wasn't on it.
>>565725803Dumbass
>>565725630https://files.catbox.moe/9xu7db.jpg
>>565726062Doesn't she have the least amount of pulls on the chronicle
>>565725591Isn't Furina a Skirk slave nowadays? I guess you can use her with Linnea but she's mid there
post siggy butthole
>>565725808Wormther isn't "a random genshin bitch"He's THE bitch
I like Kokomi.
lol
>>565725803Genius
>>565726294Wait a second, I somehow didn’t think of using Linnea with Furina until now.Holy fuck she actually is dead in the water and nobody wants to talk about it
>>565726314https://litter.catbox.moe/7c57gyppsaiwu6a5.jpg
>>565724802Oh....my god....
Nicole shield is better than the cuck circle
They made Nicole a Varka slut because they FEAR the cow
>>565725630Sparkle is so cute i just want to breed her
>>565726541Well they've been doing whatever they could to get rid of her. Scroll, Mavuika+Citlali, new transformative reactions, the new hex set. The only exception is Skirk, but that's literally all she has
*Kisses /gig/*
>cuck circle
Sandike will flop
HoyoLab Moderator #200: We are all pulling for Nicole my fellow GIG friends
>>565726541Linnea's shill boss is anti Furina
Nicuck’s shield is worse than the kino circle
>>565726823So Nicole replaces the cuck circle with a 3 second cuck clock?
>>565726829into Columbina's open arms after being brought back.
>>565725591 >Bennett is a brickCorrect>Furina is a brickAlso correct>only units worth using at this point give +1 to moonsignSame as aboveImagine being so shit at the game that yoy need a shield in a game choke full of i-framesThen again, mobile players are a thing, I suppose shitters will always jump at every crumb of help they can get
>>565724802little brown girls are the best...
>>565726985You have to watch for 3 seconds correct
>>565726985That's plenty of time for Mavuika to E/Q first before attacking and same with Diluc's Q and... um.... uhhhhhhhhh....
>>565726793Fuck off back to /fgg/ troon
Beaner won btw
They'll never powercreep THE GOAT
>wormnett
AURA
>>565727113Flins I guess
Is Nicole good for Mavuika?
I'm such an ugly keked worm
>>565727315not without C2
Zorp!
>>565727174GODnett...
>>565727354We know Wormka
Fellow moonbrick skipchads.The unbrickening will happen soon.
>>565727439Sandrone isn’t tall
We're having sex with sandrone in this itt thread.
>>565727440...to stellarbrick, yes
>>565727354We know wormther
Stop saying "we", you are a single person.
>>565726823Nicole loves to WATCH?!how do kids say... "YABBA DABBA DOO" or what
>>565727524>Sandrone>Coming soon
new C&C aether fan content trending on twitter
Why can't Genshin innovate more with its combat like other gacha? This is Wuwa after just 2 years. Meanwhile Nicole and Varka have 1.0 tier gameplay.
>>5657277736.7 is in 2 months
>>565727794Go back
>>565727773Two months is soon.
do you guys remember when dendro bosses meant "bring a pyro" and hydro bosses meant "bring a cryo" and pyro bosses meant "bring a hydro"?how come now it's "dendro boss? bring dendro", "hydro boss? bring hydro", "pyro boss? bring pyro"? what happened?
>>565727839Something something visual vomit, that looks lame actually, Genshin blah blah elemental system, accusation of you being indian, etc.
>>565728002You seem to do this often to predict the response so accurately
>>565727839Why bother innovating when you're on the top of the sales charts all the time anyways and have an army of tribalistic sycophants that will run to defend your laziness online?
>>565727773December 2020 was just yesterday
>>565728002you gonna act like those aren't true
>>565727839You've been trying since tower of fantasyGet real job. Sorry that Genshin killed dragalia and grandblue but get over it
>>565728201Genkeks are so predictable
>>565727439you sure called it kek
UH OOOOH HOYOSLURPER MELTY
>>565728201the general residents are a broken record that repeat the same 8 lines over and over again Ad nauseam
How are they going to ruin the Tsaritsa anons?Hard mode: No bike
>>565728725Pink hair
>>565727839>>56572867513 million only for your 2nd anniversary, by the way. Next year it will be less than that.
>>565727315>>565727360Not without C6. The 3s rule fucks over Mavuika's uptime too much
>>565728841STOP
>>565728725pagbait
>>565728725Have her back track on everything she's done up to this point and be very sowwy.
>>565728725Black culture
>>565727839go to bed saar
>>565728725She'll have a dead fiance. That's enough to trigger aetherpags and yurifags melties.
>>565728725Simple:Moeblob airhead with negative auratriple the Furina and Bina pitybait combineddindufied into oblivion since Pierro was behind her all the time
>>565728725E/Q bot that will only be good for the current region. Oh wait, that's every support character that comes out now
>>565728932She fucked the third descender. I think she is safe from that.
>>565728725>How are they going to ruin the Tsaritsathey won't
>>565725803>tfw I love both of them
>>565729007these are men
>>565729176literally everyone in that pic was a dissapointment
>>565729302only columbina was
we're all rolling
Why does Genshin release a couple characters per year that are completely memory holed not even within a patch but like literally one week after existing?
Wormhentroon has been spamming for 22 hours now
>>565729353dinduccino was way worse.
>>565729380no only gay faggot retards will roll for him and i'm not a gay faggot retard so
>>565729446they are multiple people
I'm using my anniversary free standard*5 on Jean
Sex with girls in golden bikini
>>565729446that singular faggot is going to die of aids and we will never see the worm posted ever again
>>565729528retarded enough to reply about a character you don't care about, lmao
>X game is supposedly good>its playerbase is unhappy, losing revenue and players, trending downwardsExplain this
>>565729634Yes but not a GAY FAGGOT retard
>>565729651But enough about Genshin Impact...
>>565729651>Black culture garbage keeps flopping
>>565729302rerir has the best story arc in genshin
>>565729634He just said what we're all thinking to be tbhdesu.
>>565729441Some characters exist solely to flesh out the world.
>>565729651500 rupee google play gift cards
>>565729651zenless zone zero is a stupid namewuthering waves looks like a typo and it's also a stupid name
>>565728841If she is our Elysia I dont know what Im going to do. At least my primos will be safe as ill only get her c0 for meta reasons.
>NONPLAYABLErirKek, they really thought that an evil character would be playable! (same thing will happen to Dottore btw way)
I like Lumine
EULASCHIZO. EULASCHIZO CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE HAVE SEX WHILE YOU COSPLAY AS EULA AND ALSO CALL ME "you like that don't you huh? you disgusting black culture enjoyer" WHILE I SLAP YOUR ASS AND CUM INSIDE AS HARD AS I CAN.thank you for your attention.
Straight men cannot wait for Lohen's implementation.
>>565729891there's just no way, she'll be a Bronya close as it was meant to be, pinkshit doesn't fit with the ice land.
>aiiee I can only enjoy a character's story if I can gamble for them after!!!lmaorofl even
>>565729891>Bronya - bits of circumstantial evidence>Elysia - 1 retard spammingI don't understand how these are ever given equal weight
>wormzhu
He told me>No one else acts like you do!
>>565730196>1 (uno) retard spammingcrazy how it's almost as if elysia is more popular. no that can't be it needs to be 1 retard spamming
>>565730260>mix between Bronya and AnaIt's over, honkeks won...
>>565729991I look like Lumine.
>>565730260i know this is fake because the design is symmetrical.
Genshin Impact for this?
>>565730196Honestly I feel Ana theory is the only one that really holds water. Especially with the name and lore drops on the Tsaritsa in Nod Krai.
What's /gig/'s opinion of Eula?
>almost as if elysia is more popular
NTE is pretty fun bwos also there's a mauvika in game she has silver hair and also spins around on her bikehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_VU04vJCwU
>>565730353London?
*PPPPPRRRRBBTBTBBTTTT*Oh gee whiz...Oh... oh no..I'm gonna go poop..I'm going poop, oh no!The poop is coming!Oh no, I'm farting!Farting before the poops!Oh god! I can't stop farting!I'm farting because I'm about to poop!Oh god! Oh no!I'm pooping! Now! The poop is coming out!There's a lot of poop coming out!I'm still farting! As I poop I'm farting!I'm farting and pooping OH NOOooooooOOOOooooooo!I'm pooping so hard! I keeping farting between the poops!I'm farting as I poop! Oh no!
>>565730437Oh I'm... I'm... uuuggghhhh I'm BLACK CULTURING all over her!!! ahhhh!
>>565730260Whoever thinks Anastasya is gonna wear a royal gown is gonna be disappointed. I only expect a translucent shining cryo cape and a crown desu.
anal worms
what the fuck is a hagpedo
>>565730482Wormrinworms are so mentally ill
>>565730472She's cooler than Mavuika because she doesn't use a sword
>>565730186Yes because otherwise they will be forgotten and leave to rot on the NPC bench...or do you think that anyone is fond of fucking TEPPEI?
>>565730408Columbina, zibai, and varka are all symmetrical
>>565730472Mavuika is so successful that another triple A game literally copied herTotal Mavuika Domination
>>565729176Unbelievable how Arle is the only decent one of the bunchWrite a filler character and people will whine about it being too bland and devoid of personalityWrite a competent and overly capable character and people will whine about it being too perfect to the point of boredomOnly Arle (and Zhong, to a degree) managed to keep the status of being a proficient character despite them not doing much onscreen
>>565729891The genshin devs fucking hate honkai devs. There won't be anymore honkai shit in Genshin ever again after HSR released.
>>565730751Mavuika copied them first. If anything, they're just reusing their own ideashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZQf81ErDQ
>>565730880for me it's doto > rerir > arle > bina
>>565730260Looks like a NPC alright...oh wait
Since Aquaria said the Schezhnaya models are better than the NK ones, I wonder if Pantalone is gonna be a good reference for this. I mean, we'll see his model before Sandrone's because of the 6.6 preload.
>>565731006>The genshin devs fucking hate honkai devs. There won't be anymore honkai shit in Genshin ever again after HSR released.>Honkai: Star Rail was officially released globally on April 26, 2023>Mavuika first appeared in Genshin Impact during the Version 5.0 update, which launched in late August 2024so what am I supposed to believe the giant Himeko shaped and Himeko colored and Himeko crafted nod is...?
>>565731027OHNONONONONONONO BIKEVUIKAKEKS?! HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVERINO FROM THIS?!
newfag hereis it just me or is the tenebrous papillia thing at 12-3-2 harder than everything else in the abyss by a factor of five
>>565731006That was before Co Wei exoneration. >>565731027Honkai did it first...yes, even the bike is from there.
>>565731027>released July 11 2024>Mavuika was revealed July 12 2024Are you retarded
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
I feel the mental illness physically in my head
>>565731163Not necessarily. Pantalone could have different designs in 6.6 and 7.0 because knowing mihoyo he'll have some redesign to go along with his new vision.
>>565731225>so what am I supposed to believe the giant Himeko shaped and Himeko colored and Himeko crafted nod is...?Your delusions?
eating shit rn
>>565731230It's just you. Papilla is a joke as long as you have fast elemental application.
>>565731506Aetherpag...
>>565731506>aether
>>565730751>triple Aare you stupid
>>565731506You've never eaten shit in your life. Stop trying to act cool.
>>565731006Kel, no wonder Da Wei despises GenshinImagine the family black sheep slandering the golden child
>>565731508okay what if i don't have that'i use a catalyst and i hit him as fast as i can and it doesn't do anythingand then even afterwards his health bar doesn't move, even though the same team cleared every floor up until him
Who wants to have sex with Siggy more?/gig/?Or Linnea?
>>565730482can i eat that?
I hope everyone in this thread dies painfully. Fuck you gay retards
>>565730683
>>565731654Kys you mentally ill faggot
>>565731006this is not in chinese how am I supposed to believe this
>>565731608Leave him alone bro. Anti-aether schizo is shitposting to himself right now because there's nobody replying.
Since Miliastra launched I've seen a lot of whales that spend $300 each patch just getting the outfits for their Manekin and some casuals that barely even play the main game also whaling there.
>>565731739......so, yes? no??
aether is a rapist
>>565731608>>565731654oh wow we really do have late night indians
>>565731827this is the real reason nod krai sales are up
speaking of shit imagine mavuika after a long hard day or riding her bike in the hot sticky Natlan sun strips off her cat suit and presses her asshole up against your lips and slides a huge log of shit right down your throat
>>565732041way better
>>565732117cute cute
eating pussy rn
>>565731693Frotkot angy
>>565731709lol why did he even mention varka, columbina and zibai have somewhat subtle (but still very noticable) asymmetric parts while for varka the asymmetric part is varka
Guys, have you thought like what would you actually do if you got isekai'd to the real Teyvat, not just the simplified in-game version?
I've learned that any post with the word "imagine" is something you don't want to imagine
>>565732179Columbina...
>>565732468imagine Lauma slapping her giant futacock across your face
>>565732402Yea two wordsKnife Rape
>>565731827This is the reason why exploration sucks now and we only get one small island of hallways every 4 patches
>>565732402rape barbara
>>565732402Go to Mondstadt, grope Venti's ass, tell him I'll buy him all the wine he wants if he lets me have a go at him every once in a while.
>>565732574Yea but it's helping us keep up bragging rights when I get into arguments with fans of other gacha's in this board or on twitter I can always point to the sales chart
>>565732402If I get a vision become an adventurer unless it's anemo, in wich case I commit suicide. If not try to get a job at Dawn Winery.
>>565732532Lauma is a pure, extra virgin, maiden. She has not what you said.
>>565732298i meant durin since only this bracelet is the asymmetric part
>>565732402I'd stalk and molest Lohen>>565732626Based
>>565732574but enough about floptaine
>>565731827You now realize genshin is flopping harder than in natlan, and the only reason the revenue doesn't go down in the gacha pvp chart is because now genshin is two big games in one and half of that money are chinese paying for miliastra cosmetics
the fuck is knife rape?
>>565732706>unless it's anemo, in wich case I commit suicide.I KEK'D AUDIBLY
>>565732468Imagine using imagine at the start of every sentence without sounding spiteful
>>565731827Genshin always had those whales, they're just more visible now.
>>565732858knife in coochie
Imagine you come home to see Columbina ass naked in your room getting her cock sucked by Sandrone
>>565732659I can't tell if you're joking.
>>565732567Skill issue. No need for a knife actually, the consensual way is just easier even with someone like Ei.
>>565731638What team are you using? Hitting Papilla with a catalyst isn't fast elemental application. I'm talking about the kind of application you get from C6 XQ and burning.
>>565732858>>565732915why? that's just murder
Happy Trash Day!#TrashDay#GenshinImpact#GenshinTrash
Imagine imaginingcouldn't be me
Imagine Lauma putting Columbina in a diaper.
granny rerun when?
>>565733046/gig/ is full of psychopaths
>>565733046it's scientifically proven that most women cum while being raped and have violent fantasies the hardest cum a women can have is having a knife shoved in and out of her slit rapidly till she dies
>>5657330986.7
>>565732402like fr without irony? find bifrons and serve him
>>565733024i just rolled nefer and lauma so i'm doing nefer lauma jahoda kokomii kind of don't want to go back and redo floor 12, but i guess i have to. burning sounds reasonable... i can probably replace jahoda i'm just using her for fun
I've been playing NTE the last few days and posting in that general, normally I just post here and it made me realize how fucking up everyone here is
I NEED LAUMA'S FAT TITS
>>565733098On Natlan Chronicled Wish when every Pyro related reaction is ruined by the Stellar meta.
>>565732402I'm going to kill all the males and rape all the Genshin girls and stick a knife in their vagina afterwards so they can't enjoy sex with anyone else
What's Jahoda good for?Gameplay-wise, I mean. Not as a cocksleeve.
>May 2026 gacha convention ratingsBwos...
>>565732402Would I not get caught by Alice? I guess the traveler didn't get caught by her (for some reason), so if I'm in the same situation then do I land on the same beach in Mondstadt? Or in Nod Krai like the spaceship? Either way though I have lots of obscure information about Teyvat's rule, various people and nations, so I could sign up to be a fatui spy. If I say that I know that Pierro is a court mage from khaenriah who's planning on rebelling against the heavenly principles using the gnoses which are made from the corpse of a descender then he'd probably say that yeah okay he'll hire me.
>>565732402Throw rocks at bennett every day.
Please tell me that I'm not the only autist that actually imagined what to do when getting isekai'd to the real Teyvat. I mean even stuff like solving language barriers, daily life shit etc. Basically everything to the small details.
>>565732567>>565732619>>565732626>>565732778>>565733276AetherGODs I kneel
>>565732402If I could use all elements like Tabibito or if I had a vision and could guarantee my own safety, I'd probably become Enjou 2.0 and travel all over analyzing Teyvat's history desu. If I were a visionlet, I'd probably settle in Mond and look for a job there.
Imagine thinking knife rape only applies to women. I mean imagine knife raping Durin and he starts screaming and pissing and cumming while bleeding to death out his asshole
>>565732402If I have a vision, train with it and travel to some faraway location to track down a fatui camp and rape a mirror maiden.If not, just join the favonious church or something and live off of their charity.
>>565733240go back to your aislop game piggy
>>565732402I would find Madame Ping, beg her to take me on as a disciple so I can get a teapot, use it as a traveling inn, and eventually settle down with an Eremite Floral Dancer.
>>565733276Clorinde would cut your dick off in t minus 2 seconds if you dare get near Navia
holy shit bros, this is what I just rolled for Clorinde.she's actually gigacapped on crit because I'm using wolf fang until my paycheck so i can dolphin on absolution.
>and it made me realize how fucking up everyone here is
>>565733412Yea I have too it's fun to have those hyper detailed day dreams as I'm drifting off to sleep. For me it'd involve breaking into that blacksmith in Mondstat first and picking up a few knives, then straight to the church to rearrange Barbara's vagina
>>565732402Ending up in this situation as fast as possible.
>>565733380ZZZ... won...
Neuvillette's wives
>>565733380>Genshin has most amount of redsGenshin won
>>565732402>Wanting to reincarnate in... FUCKING AFRICAsaid no one everYou now realize why genshin pushing black culture with natlan flopped
>>565732402I would move to Mondstadt or Liyue. The other regions are unironically unsafe.
>>565732402molest melusines
>>565733223Just use C6 XQ then. You could also throw Ororon in there. Nightsoul damage also works better against Papilla and some hyperbloom procs wouldn't hurt you.
why do anons keep whaling on clorinde when nefer and zibai exist?
>>565733451Becareful what you wish for bwo, I'm one of the few non shitposters here>>565733518Yea there's no ritual posters, schizos, aether/anti aether wars, whatever this fucking knife rape shit is. Sure there's occasional trolling but it's mostly people talking about the game and enjoying themselves
>>565733608whoever came up with short pleated skirts was an absolute genius.
>>565732402Immediately move to Sumeru to spend all day on the Akasha shitposting about how sexy little girls and melsuines are.Thank god for the fantasy internet being anonymous
>>565733631Not much different than living where you live.
>>565730260bland boring bitch
>>565733512There's nothing special about that anon
Hold up, how can I make this about browns...
Why are the lot of you willing to rape the genshins if you were isekai' there?
pinku
>>565733512congrats bwo
>>565733851Porn addictionLow charismaLonelinessYearning for affection
>>565733851/gig/ is full of browns
>>565733691If you had a choice between a cool character being good and a lame character being good, which would you pick?
>>565733735Nahida shut down the AkashaIt’s now exclusively for the use of her and Aranara to post about Aranara things
>>565733851They don't understand you can have consensual sex. Like bruh, especially with the perfect spawn even someone like Asmoday is suddenly pretty reachable.
>>565733987ewww
Someone please talk me out of using my tax return on clorinde
>>565733979This. This is the absolute truth.
>>565733851seems way easier to get away with
>>565733512Nice. If you get lucky with a decent amount of ER, you get your burst first rotation in SO
>>565733851/gig/gers who respond to inane open-ended questions are on average less romantically successful people craving connection, and that life situation makes them bitter and willing to make their self-inflicted pain into someone else's.
which genshin smells the nicest
>>565733979I think i could fix /gig/
>>565734005Unfortunately I don't have a choice. Good characters are good and bad characters are not
>>565733412In most isekai settings, you automatically speak the local language though. And Teyvat doesn't request IDs or whatever. So looking for a job wouldnt be problematic. I only thought about my safety because some places have a high criminal rate(Nod-krai and the desert) and dangerous threats(Natlan before Tabibito, Nod-krai). NK really is the biggest shithole in Teyvat now that I think about it.
Maybe I have confidence overload or something (thanks to great genetics) but I feel like with the perfect isekai spawn I would be able to get literally ANY woman in Teyvat. I mean having the knowledge and some tech from Earth is some insane advantage.
your favorite genshin would not want anything to do with you btw
>>565733851I identify as Hilichurl and I can only get off to hilichurl x genshin corn. That's why.
>Isekai'd into teyvatOkay where and when?If in some random place, You're dying to a pack of Hilichurls or abyss goons or blown to bits by a ruin guard.How will you even reach any city?What about the language barrier? Even traveler needs Paimon to help teach him Teyvat language.Will you even be able to hold a job? How will you afford housing or food or medicine?
>>565734519Thag's why you pick the rape route, duh
>>565734519I would borrow books and not turn them in on time so Lisa is forced to speak to me.
>>565734507>dude I know some tech from earth (not really)>meanwhile tech in teyvat
>>565734519hence the knife retard
>>565734519I'm a Mona fanAnd I would do pic related with her
>>565734251Common is close to English and also the language in Mondstadt is close to German. That's already easy enough. Oh also in Snezhnaya there's Russian, luckily I speak it too.
>>565734507Every piece of tech you can think of is nothing compared to what this 9 year old can make
>>565734624>run non stop until you reach city>grab a knife from blacksmith>find female >knife rapewho cares what happens after retard
>>565734519yes that's why I said rape
>>565734651>>565734682>>565734716>>565734781How are you going to accomplish that against individuals armed with a vision? They would just kill you
Teyvat is literally a hell. No internet you worthless niggas won't last for a day
on today episode of "That time when I was isekai'ed and got reincarnated as a lvl999 hilichurl with reality-bending hypnosis powers"...
>>565734914Move to Sumeru Problem solved
Would you adopt these sweet kids?
>>565734714Pretty much only Snezhnaya and Nod Krai have this level of tech and it doesn't look like it's as broad as on Earth. Stuff like advanced medicine and modern electronics are still huge.
>>565735124I'd take Furina.
>>565734914nigga I would just write lord of the rings and star wars and sell it to yae's publishing house, I'd be living big just retelling popular stories from earth
If I was isekai'd into Teyvat, I'd want to get groomed by Hexenzirkel
>>565735308You will become an ugly bastard not a cute shota
>>565735226I bet you don't even know half the words used in lord of the rings lmao
Even if I was isekai'd into Teyvat no girl would ever want to have sex with my medium sized uncut white penis
We'd all just die like Zhiqiong.
>>565735147and fontaine, you can't make advanced medicine, the best you can do is scoop penicilin off mold (if it exists), you can't make microchips, you can't make modern electronics, you can't make lithography machines, every piece of basic technology that you could recreate people in teyvat can also do and do it better with magic and alchemy
>>565735040this but a lv999 shota with a 10 inch dick and mind-altering powers
>>565735226Absolutely fucking BASED. Also that means access to both Yae and Ei, and you can bring them sweets until they decide to fuck you.
>>565735147And you're well-read on these topics enough to know the right materials, methods to refine them into usability, build the product and teach people?
>>565734889No vision holder can handle me and a couple of my /gig/ bros at night.
>>565735428whatever I remember will be a best seller compared to "that time I reincarnated as raiden shogun" and "that time I reincarnated as a hilichurl and became the strongest by eating sunsettias" and other retarded slop that yae is selling>>565735564I would rather fuck the bakus at Mizuki's bath house
>>565735468Bro if you have a small penis and a Genshin girl make fun of it just anal rape her with no lube so her sphincter is completely destroyed then stick a big ass polearm in her pussy and cut off her clit so she can't enjoy sex with anyone else
>>565735226Those stories aren't even fantasy to Teyvatians, how do you know they'd land well?
If I was isekai'd into Teyvat I'd get a Cicin Mage gf and talk about Teyvat's lore to her
>>565735619You can fit A LOT of data in a modern smartphone. Charge isn't an issue with a solar charger.So most problems are just language barriers, politics and power imbalances.
>>565735182Why would you leave three other orphans anon? Are you so cruel?
>>565734889>>565734914I'm 5"8 316 lbs I played DT in high school no faggot with a "vision" is going to stop me with a knife once I get going
>>565735308This but I get to kiss durin all over
>Nightsoul shill>Lunar shill>Stellar shillThe BIG THREE
>>565735687the fuck is wrong with you dude? please think of things less corrupt.
>>565735786have you seen the novels they read? I could just fucking write naruto and they'd lap it up
>>565735831So an isekai is now a planned trip you prepare for these days? Do you send a polite letter to Truck-Kun or something?
>>565735853They have Neuvillette to take care of them.
Isn't knowing about Teyvat's history pretty important? I feel like you'd easily get a decent living in Teyvat if you just memorize the games lore & shit.But then again maybe you'll get killed or kidnapped by an Archon since they think you're being suspicious knowing all the stuff so well.
>>565735564>Yae>Fuck youIf you mean getting pegged then yes
>>565735831so you reincarnate in teyvat holding a smartphone prepped with carefully selected useful info and solar panels? well gee then I reincarnate with a bag of diamonds and an AK47
>>565735831oops dropped it
Just go to FontaineIt has an actual film industry and technology roughly on par with or slightly ahead of our own overallYou’ll make a killing throwing around stories of Earth as ideas for film/theater scriptsUntil you get murdered by one of the many many criminals in FontainemOr accidentally draw the ire of the Spina de Rosula and meet with an unfortunate accidentOr break some absolute nonsense law that you didn’t know existed because Furina put it into place two days earlier and die trying to avoid life in prison when you get sent to fight ClorindeOr you don’t bother fighting it and spend the rest of your days in a fucking underwater prison fortress. Except somehow that place sucks less than the rest of Fontaine to live in (outside of the head nurse being a psychopath inhuman thing)Fuck it just go live in Nod-Krai, at least you might accidentally hit it big there
>>565736062let's say it's just some divine deal, appears like a voice in your head. The cleanest way I can imagine this.
>>565735913do 2 reroll feathers really matter when you can get all the primos with kayea, amber, lisa, and traveller?
You’re reincarnated in teyvat BUT it’s as Nicole Reyne. How soon do you kys?
>Eremite steals your phone and leaves you without water>next gang just strips and rapes you for fun>you can't even move when the slavers rescue you and put you in a cage
>>565735473RIP...
>>565736376Imagine getting captured by slavers and then used as a mouth toilet
>>565736205>Or you don’t bother fighting it and spend the rest of your days in a fucking underwater prison fortress. Except somehow that place sucks less than the rest of Fontaine to live inIf I was isekai’d to Fontaine living in Meropide would be my first choice
>>565736358I have AGP so I'll finally have my fantasy fulfilled and live a happy life for thousands of years
>>565736376Then my anemo vision manifests….
>>565736358>How soon do you kys?I don't. I'll let anything that moves fuck the ever living shit out of me.
let's be real, if the spawn is random, the odds are you're COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED
If I get Isekai'ed I will go straight to Aino's house and have sex with her. No one can stop me haha
>>565736526Rural Teyvat ain't so bad. It's city rats who are fucked. Nothing ever happens in the countryside.
>>565736358I'd groom Alice into becoming a dyke that would sit on >my face everyday
I would rather isekai into HSRverse
>>565736526I dunno I think people are overreacting, little kids run around in the wilderness in teyvat all the time, if you don't get lost and just run away from monsters then you can easily avoid getting hurt
>>565736525Tonight… you.
>>565736684With my luck I'd spawn in the depths of the Abyss
>>565735226>rewrite the entirety of the Horus Heresy
>>565736698isn't alice the one that groomed nicole? she made her join the hexenzirkle after all
>>565736698Mince...
Now that the dust has settled, what did we think of Sandrone?
>>565736613Ineffa sure can
>>565736890Glued to Columbina
>>565736890Foidvilette
>>565736735now that really does depend on the location, if you land on a harmony paradise planet then it's might as well be heaven, if you land in the snow on jarilo then you'll die in seconds
>>565735786star wars is sci fi not fantasy
Reminder that if you get summoned to Teyvat, it's either by the Goddess or Fatuis and you will get a cheat skill, probably related to your gamer skills and it will be more powerful than any "visions". You can literally treat the entire Genshin world as your own Epstein Island.
If I woke up in teyvat I'd just sign up for the Fatui.>Pay is good>They'll feed you>You get to travel the world>Snezhnaya is likely the most advanced nation and you'll likely return often>Dottore is gone so you don't have pray you don't get assigned to him>You'll likely get a Fatui gf and they're great
>>565735913Out of those three, only one will have 4* options btw
Lohen is so lucky…
>>565736965Penacony is awful for poorfags though
>>565736790Good.
>>565737040Scifi is just a type of fantasy
>>565736953Did you ever doubt sandbina would win again?
I think I could make it in half of the nations>Mondstadt is easy mode except I don't drink beer often so would be an outcast>Liyueans would outjew my pure soul at every opportunity>Get struck by lightning and torn apart by a Rifthound 0.02 milliseconds after arriving in Inazuma>Dislike all Indian and MENA cuisine aside from pita bread so will starve in the Sumerian rainforest>Shrivel up immediately in the desert>Thrive in Rural Fontaine but stay away from the city to minimise the chance of a stabbing>Will do well in Meropide as a tea connoisseur if I bribe the head honcho with it in exchange for protection>Thrive living on a permanent getaway if I make it to the People of the Springs, do decently in the rest of Natlan as long as I keep an eye out for rogue Saurians>Robbed and forcibly have my left leg removed upon taking one footstep into Nod-Krai
>>565736817>>565737040sci fi would go over the heads of the average Teyvat peasant
>>565736613I hope you're ready to have your anal cavity remodeled by Ineffa's vacuum arm beforehand
>>565735226even with money what is there to do in Teyvat
>>565736953You too would glue Columbina if you could.
>>565737406>what is there to do in Teyvatmore than in our world that's for sure
>>565737168penacony is some peripherial dogshit prison planet that the family doesn't really give enough of a shit about to even interfere with, the core planets of harmony are practical paradises, but still the point is that in hsr there are some chill sci fi comfy planets that are great to live on, and there are absolute hellholes where you're lucky if you die quick
>>565737406sex??? booze??? foood??? hello????? 20 hot chicks massaging my entire body and waking me up with a kiss every day while I slurp wine at easy breezy island all day???
>>565734080>>565734169It's about power dynamics and the fact that teyvat is a setting that would realistically allow you to get away with it.But once I got it out of my system I'd realistically seek a loving relationship with whoever my favorite in each nation is (Mona, Keqing, Sara, Nilou, Navia, Varessa, Jahoda). Or even just a generic npc would be just fine for me. Preferably one like Rana or Zhiqiong.
>>565737406Everything?You can go to Mizuki's bathhouse/ Diluc's bar/ Mualani's resort dailyIf you don't give a fuck about everything, you can do research like in Nahida's SQ or whatever Dottore's is up to, or maybe go to Fontaine and purchase Lynette to bring to your own island.
new roster
Good morningWhich genshin would (You) rape and hide the body?Personally i would pick Kokomi or Klee
>anons who spawn into snezhnaya>get forced to be experimented on with delusion and die invading other countries
If I Isekai to Teyvat I will use my business skill to join slave trader guild and becomes the biggest sex slave merchant
>>565736817I mean the crux of it is pretty basic and the full series is a mixed bag
>>565738003>Hide the bodyNo, I want her to live and stay with the trauma
>>565738037I know guys that would definitely choose this over living in post-Soviet countries
>>565738037That reminds me, we better see a bunch of pregnant single NPCs with all the experiment related deaths and orphaned child soldiers reported
>>565738219>Gayther hands
Floprinde _____
Good ending
>>565738219Based
>>565724720Is this yuri game?
a lot of you are horrible people ngl i mean i may shitpost about eating shit, but at least i don't fantasize about raping people
>>565738429Sharted
>>565738607Where do you think you are?
>>565734224you could fix me by posting dick pic but you keep refusing you fucking prude
>>565738530Very much so.
>>565738003>>565738219
>>565738568>linneas little headwinds stim when she’s excited QYOOOOTE!
WuWa? more like WuWHY LMFAO
>>565738568
>>565738802She should start by studying the physics of how those tiny wings are able to lift her entire body weight, since that makes no sense
>>565738607same desulately can't stomach this site long, don't want the corruption to rub off on me too much so I come around sparingly with a gradual decrease in frequency
>>565738607>QUIT HAVING FUN
>>565738607David Reich, an American geneticist, recently concluded that humans for thousands of years raped and pillaged one another. Your ancestors were evil, horrible people, keep that in mind.
>>565739078No one will be with you in your final moments
>>565739052If the corruption rubs off on you that's a terrible sign. You're supposed to dominate the place with your energy
People are fantasizing about raping lolis and meanwhile I just really wanna hug Ei, she needs that.
I like rapeposting.Keep rapeposting.
>>565739287I'm a pilot
>>565739425an unfortunate amount of people will be with you in your final moments
URGENT HELP!!!!!!!What is better for my Zibster?
Who here rollan for 0 "Stellar" charactersFor me, it's dedicated physical support for the Rime Knight
Yoi!
>>565739398ok
>>5657395023 cv is better than 16 EM, unless crit capped
>>565739502That extra 33 ATK is infinitesimally stronger
In the topic of isekai, which Teyvat nation would be the best to live in for the average modern day NEET?
>>565739502First
>>565739502The one with EM is better >>565739524I returned her controller. Flydigi direwolf sucks the buttons are too thick/tallI'm still mega excited about Yoi Nicole Fischl Chevreuse
>>565739502Second
>>565739646Mondstadt. No choice but to train to be a knight or a farmer. It would actually help a NEET's life to be active and outdoors in a supportive society.
>MondRely on church charity until I can learn a trade. Marry Barbara.>Liyue Become an adeptus disciple. Marry Shenhe >InazumaWork as a handyman for the Narukami shrine until I can become a successful LN author. Marry Yoimiya.>SumeruWork as a forest ranger and do the take home akademiya tests paimon does. Then become powerful with my modern knowledge. Maybe do business with Dori. Marry Collei.>FontaineJoin Spina di Rosula until I can become a playwright or something. Marry Navia.>Natlan Haven't played this AQ yet. Sorry. Marry Mualani though.>Snezhsnaya Work for the northland bank as a bureaucrat. Marry some sexy Mirror Maiden or a Lynette.
>>565739646Meropide>get your own room>free food and healthcare>easy job making widgets for commisary
>>565739601>>565739665>>565739708>>565739719So which one is it
>>565739646If you come from a rich family, Fontaine is probably the best place to live. Poor neets have no place in Teyvat because there's no such thing as a neet benefit
In my theoretical framework that explains the elements by tying them to the shades, Cryo has the power of coalescence/creationWhat is the Tsaritsa going to create? Her goal is to create something.
>>565739905the one with EM
>>5657399053 CV is better
>>565739905They're pretty much the same bwo
>>565739905The one on the right. +3.3 cv > + 16 EMYou could check this yourself in optimizer.
>>565739905They're completely different, it depends on your build
>>565739997That's your theory but the devs explicitly said that Cryo is now an element of preservation in Behind the Scenes of Snezhnaya video.
>>565739834Would be a nice life if Wrio wasn't a useless and lazy bum who holes himself up in his office while cults form and people die in his land.
>I'll just take my belongings with me>my generational wealth will save meDo they just never get around to teaching the expression "you can't take it with you" to nepo-babies? You are dead bro, your family isn't paying for anything but your funeral and casket no matter how rich they are.
>>565740339Who are you quoting nigga
>>565739502I'm noticing this happens a lot more than pure coincidence.Same artifact substat, one gets lucky and gets slightly higher crit values, then 1 rolls into useless flat stat and ruins it while inferior crit stat rolled artifact gets an ok one like EM.
>>565739761>MondYou die.>LiyueYou die in the mountains.>InazumaYou get randomly electrocuted in the wilderness and die.>SumeruYou die in the desert.>FontaineYou die from dysentery.>NatlanYou die from malnutrition despite what they say about the place.>SnezhnayaYou die at the orders of the state.
>>565739905go for em
you must admit it's pretty impressive to tell the same exact story in 3 different games and still sell it well
>>565739646Just be a hilichurl on a hill with your slime bud. Not a care in the world, can't meaningfully die, no one expects anything of you, no one really gets rid of you.
>>565740592You faggots are such losers
Did she win?
>>565740641The question was asking about a life starting from nothing for a real life NEET in a dangerous world, what exactly do you want this answer to include?
>>565740683The kleebowl
If you could get away with raping a powerful and influential genshin, would you? And who?
>>565740683I'll roll just to collect but any constellations are incidental, no one needs a 3% sucrose upgrade for 1 team
Are there any good cope weapons for nicole?
>>565739761>MondOverthrow church and rape barbara. Kill Jean if she resists>LiyueInitiate Rape of Liyue Harbor. Team up with Hu Tao and marry her afterwards>InazumaKill Raiden Shogun and rape Yae Miko. Marry Kokomi>Sumerukill all the male characters and adapt Nahida as daughterwife>FontaineKill neuvilette and take Furina as bottom bitch and get her to procure women like Ghislane Maxwell did.>NatlanSteal Mavuika's bike and go around raping and pillaging beast girls>Nod kraiKill Nefer and marry Lauma
In order to deal with shilling, you will need two lunar teams without overlap.You cannot have two Columbinas. So what the fuck are you even supposed to do?
>>565740460Square Enix recycled their slop plots and recycled names for 25 years now, it's nothing to be amazed, really
>>565741006>You cannot have two Columbinas. So what the fuck are you even supposed to do?
>>565740827Ronova
>>565741006If it's fearless then any binaless lunar can handle it fine. Dire was already whalestuff so it doesn't matter.
>>565741006Furina + Jahoda + Ineffa + Pyro DPS. Overvape is very flexible for beating various content, it's ascendant gleam and Furina has full support to buff with.
>>565740105>>565740123>>565740149>>5657402251st one won
>>565741006That's what Aino is used forYou thought her powercreeping Furina was a joke?
c6 4* characters should be considered at 2 cost units, it's pissing me off how retards are comparing c0 Nicole to c6 Chevreuse when you would require AT LEAST twice the ammount of pulls to c6 a 4* compared to getting q c0 5* (if you're lucky) Theorycucks keep doing this shit on purpose to make characters they don't like look bad while completely ignoring the fact that a maxed out 4* will cost you a c2 5* on average.
>>565740303Interesting. In my framework the creation act actually goes with Sidero, but Sidero doesn't exist (was sacrificed and its energy put towards making Paimon)If it's impossible to ever meet Asmoday who is not in a sort of suspended animation my theory is wrong. But if we are told asmoday is totally depowered/suspended my theory is right. All four shades contributed part to make Paimon, and the entire element of Sidero which pairs with Pyro was sacrificed. Sidero is pink in color.
Ronova is always willing
>>565740827Tsaritsa
>>565741276The cost system should just be dropped entirely
>>565741320
>>565740303>Believing the bullshits the cuck devs throw at you in order to keep players from leavinglol
WTF is cost? I keep hearing it here
>>565741238>EM is betterno shit
>>565741558people get bored and invent new metrics to throw around
>>565741257It is a jokeFurina is the best dmg% buffer in the gameAino is the “I am already running Columbina but want to run a second lunar team for some reason” unit Lunar teams without Bina are not beating out Mavuika or Skirk (or even Varka post 6.6)
>>565741238must be crit capped
>>565740827raiden no cap
>>565741276Since there are no true 4 star guarantees, you would take the amount of pulls to guarantee a rate-up 4 star, and then multiply it by three, and then multiply that by 7.So, 420(nice) pulls if you fail every 4 star 50/50 and only get the rate-up you want 33% of the time. but really, there is no upper limit
>>565741558It's self-explanatory. 1 cost = limited 5* constellation or signature weapon
>>565741761Actually very undercapped because I built her with HoD in mind before pulling sig
>>565741558a retarded and arbitrary value attributed to only to 5* characters, they give one value for each 5*, their constellations and sig weapons in order to make comparisons between different teams "fair" but they always pretend that c6 4* characters and Battlepass weapons don't have the same value as 5*s because they are retarded
>>565741886seething F2Pag
>>565741723best dmg% buffer in a game when dmg% is becoming obsolete by the day, yeah
>>565741276C6 4* should only be free if they've been on like 4-5 banners minimum so that you've had plenty of banners to roll on.
>>565741528If you logged in once this year you're a hypocrite.
I got c6 Chevreuse and c6 layla in two consecutive standard banner rools
Guys, whatever you do, DON'T try pagpag even for the memes. It's not worth it.
Why Ronova mouth is so tiny?
>>565742180why the fuck would you willingly eat stuff someone dug out a garbage can?
>>565742030nah, I'd only allow 1.x characters to this day i still don't have c6 for Thoma, Kuki, Kaveh and Candace even though they are all over 3 years old
O NIGLAN
Aino is more useful than Furina.
>>565742440i wanna use her kid pussy.
>>565741876That could do it too. A 0.4% gain on the normal geo damage from 3.1 cv translates to a full 7.8 crit roll worth only a 1% gain. That shouldn't happen below 680% crit damage (787.8/780), impossible to reach in normal scenarios.Good that you checked for yourself.
>Why Ronova mouth is so tiny?
>>565741723>Skirk team dire Papilla 99s>Flins team dire Herra 97s (with Aino)
>>565742180But I want to be like my crop topped hero
aether is always on my mind
>>565742942Mincel...
>>565742942Pagther...
cool c5 moner
Nerfer probably has some of the smallest tits of any hag
>>565743104Nice
>>565741257Aino has never come close to Furina's usage rate
>>565739997My schizo theory is that Fat Xiao is gonna use a plotline similar to Elder Scrolls' Ithelia. She can hold onto unrealized events and revisit abandoned timelines. She's also pictured alongside prismatic crystals, which look similar to ice. Elder Scrolls also makes a point to distinguish her powers from Mora, who represents Knowledge. He controls what is and what has been, but Ithelia governs what could be aka the branching possibilities that haven’t happened yet. Applying this idea to Genshin, the Tsaritsa would be able to preserve memories using a different logic from Irminsul/Nahida.Interesting enough, Ithelia's power matches the concept of Primordial and Abyss energy. Primordial energy is the condensed hopes and dreams of universes that once were and Void energy is the fates that never came to be. The Seven Elements from Teyvat are also tied to the idea that when light passes through a prismatic crystal, those wavelengths get separated.
>>565739997>Cryo is preservation >God of love turns to revengeTsaritsa is gender flipped Mr Feeze.
>>565742440About as useful actually.I use Aino, Furina and Columbina pretty much in every stygian lineup.
>>565743104Pick C6 from con selector and you'll have a better dps than Neuvillette.
>have to level the ultimate pyro bricks, Amber and Xinyan to do the lunar theater
>>565743401Better to level them than garbage like boukek or gaming.
Hey guys? Varka and Mavuika got you know.... Drunk together... Do you think they used condoms?
>>565743313does she also want his weaponI don't actually have neuvillette
i regret rolling for Nefer, her gameplay feels like testicle torture.people say it's like Hutao but it feels much worse, her CA is gigaclunky if you don't do dash cancels but if you do she eats your stamina and you can't dodge so she just gets raped while her best team has no fucking sustain. everything about it is terrible, this is the worst DPS ever made.
Venti, before buffs, from 1.0 has the same cost as Columbina by the way
>>565743618just play dps columbina
>>565743578I think she's better off with lost prayers and an att goblet, provided you have a few refines of it.
>>565743618>this is the worst DPS ever made.Cyno still wins this competition
>>565743534Varka fucks Lohen’s tight ass everyday
>>565743798FUNKYFRESHBEATS
>>565743578Not really, but it could be useful in some niche situations like Mona + Furina against a pyro infused herra.
>>565743798Rifthounds tore Kachina apart and FEASTED on her innards while she whimpered and cried for mercy.
>>565743798god I love cost
genshins for this feeling?
>>565744119The hall of cost!?
>>565743516Of course. I've been playing since 1.0 and have never used that soulless crutch character.
>>565744169Furina and Neuv
>>565744235No offense, but if you have to level Amber for IT you've already outed yourself as soulless
>>565744235Based.Total boukek DEATH
Getting stepped on by Chiori
>>565744379incelGOD
>>565744310Good luck explaining how rolling for who I like makes me soulless, wormkek.
>>565744379My personality? Being mind fucked by GODnnett.
>>565743261So basically>Irminsul = selects and maintains the accepted version of memories/events>Cryo/Tsaritsa's meme power = preserves memories/events that should’ve been erased or rewritten
>>565744504incelGOD
how will their interaction be like?this is the first time we'll have active archons meeting each other
>>565744494>have to level the ultimate pyro bricks, Amber and Xinyan to do the lunar theaterNo offense, but you're soulless
>>565744706>b*ke and wormdererThis is going to be such a fucking snoozefest.
>>565744706Venti and Zhong met in a LR event 3 years ago
>>565744706Venti and Zhongli have met a few times. Venti and Ei were in Inazuma together too
>>565744810Whatever you have to tell yourself, crutch coper.
>>565744872They're not exactly active archons.
>>565744872>>565744902*active archons* not retired grandpas larping as commoners
>>565744910I said no offense. You don't need to be offended. It's not too late to max ascend your Amber.
>>565744980>>565745009None of the archons are active except the Tsaritsa really thenPretty much everyone else only involves themselves in the plot reactively
Natlan and Sumeru will become the greatest allies and Chasca will be sent to die for Nahida on the desert
>>565740949RESPOND TO THIS
>>565744169Anyone and Lisa
>>565743261Oooh that's a really good theory. They always tell us about things before introducing them, too.
>>565745192Ei, Nahida and b*ke are still actively ruling.
>>565740949>>565745205Billions, she's a fucking Catalyst support
>>565745335OK but I mean an actual good cope weapon, not autistic shit like ttds or proto amber.
*exists*
I just got this off the chronicled. is it good and who for?
>>565745436Skyward Atlas or Memory of Dust.
Total Hu Tao Love
Getting stepped on by bina also
>>565745441
>>565745441They don't make weapons like this anymore.
>>565745901hi xis! are u dilating today?
>>565745481>ATK% mainstat>ATK and DMG% but you have to get healed 3 times per rotationI mean, Yoi could do worse, but if she's not using a shielder you're suffering. I mean you're suffering as Yoi anyway...Yelan is too thirsty for energy to be able to utilize it. Maybe Chascer, if you want to bother giving her healing. I dunno, it's kinda mid. Which is to be expected from a weapon that is meant for maindps bow users, I guess.
>nicolescientist trying to pin down which catalyst to equip to his brick
>>565745587>Skyward AtlasOh I do have a skyward atlas on my lan yan, I guess she'll have to use something else.
>>565746058hi pegging you today in front of /gig/ !
What did Kokomi do to deserve those constant replies?
>>565746324Don’t post Nahida at randomYou’ll jumpscare me
>>565745481Sounds like a cope weapon for Ororon
>Outdamages your strongest Natlan team>Using a 3 star weapon
>>565746381Nothing, probably just her color pallette or some shit.There's actual crossdressers like Lyney, Venti or Aether in the game, they're far closer to being trannoids than Kokomi could ever be.
>>565740949>TTDSClassic catalyst cope. It's pretty ass because the low base attack means losing some of Nicole's teamwide attack buff. However the +48% attack buff it gives or even calcing 24% average across two rotations is more valuable than that loss.>Citlali sig28% dmg buff for active character. Similar to TTDS, the mediocre base attack and lack of attack scaling on the weapon means you'll sacrifice some of Nicole's buff in exchange.>Skyward AtlasGood base attack to help cap Nicoles teamwide attack buff. There are a few other similar, more rare options like cloud retainer's sig that achieve similar results. >OathswornAnyone old enough to have this probably has better options, but it's a good 4* option specifically for "low cost" Varka clears.>FavGigacope because Nicole wants too much attack to waste many rolls stacking crit rate, but it's better than nothing for teams with hexerei carry where Nicole's burst is potentially worth pressing.>PamberIf you want healing while running around the map
>>565746381>>565746489It's a goku poster from /a/ DBS threads falseflagging as a Vegeta Bro.
Slimes are always so lucky...
>>565746540How are those two groups different? They're both dragon ball spics.
I lost LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING COINFLIP THIS WEEKI'm down from 502 rolls to 270 because I wanted two things but had to go to hard pity twice for them after getting rugged. Fuck you Da Wei.
I wanted two things...
>>565746817So... one coinflip?
I hate how if I want to farm enemies for drops that my best option by a stupid margin is EEE on Linnea because the enemies just instantly die on the spot Even Mavuika at least required the slightest bit of brainpower to use instead of “press button 3 times and you win”
>>565729767If only they didn't rush him coming to terms with everything when Columbina met him, it would've been perfect. His love and relationship with Tholindis is very compelling.
>>565746908NOI HAD PITY BEFORE THIS and it was three things oopsI wanted Verdict, got Absolution, then VerdictI wanted Clorinde, got Sigewinne, then ClorindeI wanted Clorinde again, got Emilie, then got ClorindeThis has to be my worst roll streak since Fontaine I'm actually going to cry
rare drop
>>565746817The last coinflip I won was Furina's debut banner.....
>>565745481Fischl in a Furina Electro Charge team or Overload Lyney or Yoimiya with Chevy or really any ATK Scaling Bow user who is teamed up with a healer
>>565747000>got sigewinne>got emilielmao
>>565747000>got EmilieI'm so sorry bwo...
TOTALFISCHLLOVE
>>565747000>EmilieFuck I didn't even remember she was also on banner
>>565747180Mysterious kuudere and the bibisausage
if candace and nefer rubbed their pussies together (very schloppy and wet)is it interracial?
>>565747180why in the background is a pornography & studio zone
>>565747000If you got 3 things you wanted within 230 wishes, consider yourself lucky.
>>565746983He had been sitting in the moon prison for a while by that point. Pretty sure he even explains he was seething for a while after getting there but tired himself out eventually.
>>565747358They're the same race
>>565747517brown & white
>>565747000Bright side; you got Siggy!
the troons really are here geg>HI XISTERS
>>565747469Mathematically I have nothing to bitch about but I won every coinflip from 4.6 to 6.2 and that's why I'm buttdevastated. I had well over 700 rolls stocked up going into Varka's patch
>>565747000You got 4 limited 5*s + 2 signatures in 230 rolls and you're complaining?
>>565747869Sigewinne is a 4*
>>565747869Emilie is a 3*
With my luck if I try to go for Siggy I'll get Lyney or god forbid, Emilie
>>565747909
>>565747942Great characters
>>565747998they're going to make her flatter and cover her up more and take away her key
>>565747000>I wanted Clorinde>I wanted Clorinde againIncredibly, high-heavenly BASED
>"Sandrone will work with Bina!">"Sandrone will still work with Bina if you have Ineffa!Sandbinafags on suicide watch
>>565741118Why is this walking lockheed martin a potato? What is mihoyo thinking
>>565748017nothing personal buff qiqi
so for the Sneednaya we gonna have:>Tonia, Cheld's litte sister>probably a train conductor >Vodyanitsa who is supposedly a siren or something >Anastasia any more guesses?
>>565748161cryo, hydro, and electro work fine together
>>565748161I don't understand the direct stellar superconduct partDoes that mean no electro needed?
>sort of want to roll for chlorinde or navia a little bitAm I correct that you can lose 50/50 to Lyney on this banner? Fuck all of that
How good is the leak for this?
>>565746447It do be like that
Did you guys notice that Liben has a beard in the event cutscene instead of just a mustachehttps://youtu.be/f_owUUE_2k0Around 2:13
>>565748161>team jew
>>565748361Yup, but after getting twinked chances of getting whatever you chose is 100%
>>565747998built to be bina's pillow
>>565748447it was confirmed by DK2
>>565748253>Pierro>Pulcinella (regional free 4* midget at the beginning of every expansion)>Pantalone>Tartaglia SP>10th Harbinger
>>565748396100% fakeif we ever get alts the first one will be scara
>>565748253Cheld little sister? PADABOO, she's gonna lose too
Start a family
Funtaine coming in to deliver more kino. The best region, the best plotlines, the best girls. Kneel.
>>565748161Any fucking character works with Bineffa. You just put them in the 4th slot and never switch to them.
>>565748161To begin with, Bina/Ineffa wouldn't want elemental dmg% buffs, so there's clearly something that doesn't add up regarding this leak unless Sandrone is Varka 2.0 and needs to wait for her 5* support in 7.0 + Tonia(free 4* cryo) in 7.0 or something
>>565748161So basically, Sandrone works with Ineffa. That means I'm the real winner here.
>>565748639BASED BASED BASED
>>565748447lmaooooleaktroons are so pathetic. Where is big boss when we need him?
>>565748512Wanderer is already an alter
Why are Obesa/Niglanfags like this
>>565748594sex
>>565748839This but the other way around.
>>565748839Obesatroons and bikefags are so retarded
>>565748453I'm never taking the risk of owning that character. They need to get their head on straight regarding this stuff
>>565748396Cheld blanco el hermano
>>565748161>Neuv's charged attackSo she can't use Fischl (her C6 triggers on NA only), and therefore Sandrone teams won't be able to fit hexerei characters. Hexenslop is so fucking bricked it's just depressing.
>>565748361You can lose to great characters like Lyney, Wrio or Emilie
>>565748839That's a HPfag thoughever?
>>565748593No filthy foid will get my seed…
>>565749108Wrio isn't on the banner, mate.
>>565749054Raiden will work though. The comeback is real.
>>565748593Will you still love Yoimiya after numerous pregnancies thicken her body and turn her tits saggy?
Pagden is ugly
>>565749205No one gives a shit about your discord drama lil pup
Raiden is beautiful
>>565749108I got Emilie on purpose, you will want her soon
>>565749283
>>565749258Raiden doesn't trigger on shields.Beidou however does trigger on CA's regardless of shields.
>>565749385>wanting Emilie
>>565746520>Anyone old enough to have this probably has better optionsSome people don't roll for weapons ever.
i never get the full 7 inches with my girlfriend provoke unless the actions start to feel really good inside but when i am seeing chiori i become the lord of geo instantly
>>565747998They are gonna fatten her up now that she doesn't have Pulonia to take care of her extra calories.
>>565748616true
>>565749448
What element is Sandrone
>>565749445Everyone who does 270 rolls on standard banner rolls a weapon
>>565749651the element of surprise gweilo
>>565749602shut up maweeka the penis enter your mouth
>>565749651cryo blue sandrone
I know this probably isnt the best place for this discussion but I saw someone refer to Genshin's handling of Sumeru and the Eremites as "orientalist" and it made me think.Is it even possible for Genshin to be "orientalist" when its made in China? Like certainly it can be culturally insesitive and reductive and imperialistic or whatever, but I thought orientalism was specifically something the western world did.Is there a different word for when China does the same shit about countries to its west? Theres gotta be right?
>>565749594Sure, I get no one likes the b*ke, but wormderer, boukek or kazukek are definitely worse.
>>565749772It's exotic for them yes
>>565749772>I know this probably isnt the best place for this discussionCorrect, the twitter trannies are two blocks down.
Cozy thread, did NTE lure away the schizos?
>>565749902ZZZ, NTE, and Wuwa are fighting to see who flop the least
>>565749772what is this even about man go do your thinking exercise alone
>no compatibility with lunar or hexen>relies on activating one of the worst reactions in the game in superconduct>the stellar upgrade removes the damage and the physical RES shred in favor of putting down a circle>stellar superconduct can only actually be done by the new unit period so you don’t get any old units having a second wind like with lunar reactions>still needs a sustain because no self heal or shield >the electro requirement fucks over Esco so you have to run Xilonen or a VV loser>can’t even spin like crazy so you can’t delete entire abyss floors in one beamIs she literally going to be stuck with Bineffa for her best team like Raiden?What the fuck is this dogshit cryo brick
>>565749772i don't know man just ask AI
>>565749258She's dead, bro. 5 years later and she never had any usage at c0 outside the 4* national. It's clear the devs will never let her come back.
>>565749902retard it’s always quiet at this hour. earlier hsrg raided after their live concert finished
>>565749968>>565750060https://files.catbox.moe/ap8uam.png
>>565749772I love sumeru and the desert. So I hope they do more of that. My fav archon is nahida btwt. arab
>>565749741Retard, we already know that she's going to be red.
>>565750220damn, official art is getting wild
>>565749772No. That person you saw say that is likely from the west and most likely from the US, thus having no clue what they're talking about when it comes to "orient". It's just your average "we wuz oppressors, think of the poor brown man" bullshit westerners pull and it's especially funny when they apply that metric to some random culture. What's even funnier is that they don't care when the oriental brown man is imperialist or oppressive because only "white man bad" and Chinese have "uplifted" themselves enough to be seen as le evil whiToid.
>>565750069Hexen is shit anyway so no one cares.I remember people saying the same shit about Ineffa.Maybe Sandrone finally provides a use for Shenhe.
>>565750069I just hope it makes my C6 Yae a little useful.
>>565750069Bro, have you not noticed they sell character packages only? You roll Sandrone, then later you roll for her dedicated support, then later you roll for the 3rd stellar character that makes the team even stronger. And every stygian and abyss will have bosses that require stellar damage.
>>565750134I use her at c0r1 like a giga, your argument is invalid nyow
really boring boobsmade fun of my sister her being flatter than hutao she got mad
>>565750490not nice
>>565750490Tell her to get married and her boobs will grow bigger
>>565750490you should get her pregnant so she gets bigger boobs
How is Dalias dicksucking game?
>>565750490sister UID?
>>565750490Your “”sister”” is a man in a dress.
>>565750490my sister is almost 40 and still lives at home and is unmarried but she has big tits
Funny they'd rather make a new reaction for cryo instead of making some fucking off field pyro appliers to melt off.
>>565749772I think Genshin is relatively good at smudging multiple cultural influences so that any given nation isn't 1:1 with a specific irl culture.So while the depictions are orientalist, they won't propagate negative stereotypes to the same degree irl orientalism does.
>>565750760you know what to do anon
we like superconduct
>>565750709Is there a bigger brick than Dahlia? He's making Dehya look like a 5* in comparison.
>>565750220Xilonen is perfect.
>>565750952Dahlia was filler for Skirk if you don't have Yelan or Shenhe.
>>565750709Heavenly
>>565750490>flatter than hu taoThat's a man
>>565750952His attack speed buff was nice for Ayato on the third floor of IT
I would have absolutely fucked my sister silly at any time when we were still living at home, and now she says she literally tried repeatedly and I was too autistic to get it
>>565751034Or Chongyun C2? Dahlia needs C6 to even be a cope.
>>565751093Nice family you got there
you are not supposed to fuck your sister zibai that is called insex
incest is haha whoa scandalous when it's in fiction but it's weird when it's real don't be weird
>>565751376its not too weird if lynette gave lyney limited blow job but they shouldnt take it too far (unlimited blowjob or sex)
>>565751323Horse incest is extremely normal!
>>565750952He's just there to fill the popedev quota
>>565751093
Why did they rugpull traveler x citlali
When's the /gig/ meetup?
>>565752035First gacha?Every character gets rugpulled after the banner ends
Rape Furina.
>>565752068Who should I cosplay as to get a genshin gamer GF?
>>565752273
>>565752276Dottore or Cheld
