Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9290 - AoStH Girls Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #2 - 03 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 22 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 05 August 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>565699656
Douge
sonurj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qIPAdLhfI
shadamy!
SoA needs to be liquidated. Every American who works at Sega hates Sonic. There are no exceptions.
You let me violate youYou let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate youYou let me complicate you(Help me) I broke apart my insides(Help me) I've got no soul to sell(Help me) The only thing that works for meHelp me get away from myselfI want to fuck you like an animalI want to feel you from the insideI want to fuck you like an animalMy whole existence is flawedYou get me closer to God
Hontails.
>>565732150Cute N Canon!
Rouge is for Knuckles
>>565732150Cringe>>565732264Based>>565732186Cringe
I WILL NOT DIEI'LL BE HERE FOR YOU
>>565732394Addon>>565732364Cringe>>565732390Cringe
>>565732362SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEYOU AND I WEREN'T MET TO BEA CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAYSOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEbaboombababebababebumbaboombababebababebumbaboombababebababebumbaboombababebababebum
Kitsurge
>>565732390>throwing my ACK
>>565732047Knuckles was going to be able to throw people in Chaotix
Tails
Shadow is for Maria.
sonally's cool
>I'm green.>Amy why the fuck are you green?>shhhh, it's okay.
>>565732439That's not how it goes
>>565732660>kissu
blaze
>>565732390rouge is not an object you filthy 'thrower. Crawl back in your hole
>>565732793Cute
>>565732317I finally submitted a feedback message to SOJ about how I don't like that Amy's love for Sonic is being heavily downplayed or even omitted in the English versions of the games. I also mentioned how the 35th anniversary book removed Amy's love for Sonic and I requested that the English scripts be closer in wording to the Japanese ones since the Japanese ones preserve the characters' personalities. Obviously, I attached screenshots of how the English version of Frontiers, Amy's character bio in Sonic x Shadow Generations, and the 35th anniversary book removed Amy's love for Sonic
my wife
>>565732892Good work, anon.
Some of you shipkeks really shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses. It only takes one sufficiently knowledgeable anon to deboonk you.
>>565732871KekRouge is an object in every ship she's in, no one who ships rouge values her character outside of their favorite character gets to fuck her, as a bunch of filthy self inseters.I've never seen a ship where Rouge is ic. But thn again no ship is ic.
SoAnic is ToeiGoku. Though not quite accurate, he is the most marketed version of the character and the differences between him and the source are so small most people don't notice them.
>>565733061If i tie Sparky and Scribbles in a room I can use their knowledge to beat everyone in shipping debates and become the king shipping
>>565732885I wish this ship got more art. Senshion seems to be the only artist who's into it.
>>565732767How dare you post this character without posting her best asset
>>565733061She more ic with shadow than anyone else, that's for sure. Anything else is glorifed fanfiction
>>565733191it has more art than any other honey ship, honmighty only exists to counter it
>>565733312cool sticker
Sonic will never fuck Amy.Sally on the other handHe still wouldn't fuck her ether shippers get the rope!
>>565733150Shouldn't this be reversedHe's showing more emotion in the manga
Hooters
>>565733005One person is not enough. More people need to contact SOJ and demand that all material considered canon have close supervision so the characters are written properly and so that nothing gets lost in translation. Imagine how great it would be if IDW and Sonic Prime had been in-character
>>565733050Sparky and krack both support shadouge and acknowledge that knuxouge has extremely little basis, fyi. Most namefags prefer shadouge over knuxouge.
No Sonails?
>>565732639
>>565733304Yes Rougemy Rose is very in character.
>>565733341Fair I suppose. I just want more of it.
>>565733407Shadow and Amy should make Silver and a couple others so that he's not an only child
>>565733172What the hell man
>>565733523>Giving a fuck would autistic people think about fictional characters
Sonic shipping in a nutshell>character acs ooc>both characters just suffer>both canon and crackships>Only exist to tease people into buying sonamy paper plates
>>565733604>>565733553>That one AI coloring changed shadouge to sonails
Amy nor Rouge will ever have kids because that's oppressive towards women.
>>565733523>krackPretend to support shadouge, in practice she undermines it and discounts it at every turn due to jealousy. Sparky used to not support shadouge but changed his mind in a rare moment of actually admitting he was wrong after lengthy discussion with dougebros
>>565733829Rouge was never gonna have kids she's way to selfish and a bad mom.Amy will die alone.
>>565733829That's why they should kiss each other
>>565733776unfortunately it works
>>565733829Does everyone just forget that Rouge said she will never have kids in the actual games
>>565733407More for me.
>>565733425It's more about the inaccuracy of anime Goku, which flattened the nuance of manga Goku, similar to what WestNic does to Japnic.
>>565733919Hi Ian
Talk about what's actually canon
>>565734004A lot of people say things they don't mean
>>565733919Epstien...
Sonic and Shadow not showing emotion should be used to express that there are people who have different emotional reactions and not everyone responds like you
>>565734067Japnic has LESS nuance than Westnic.
>>565734120Knuxamy...
>>565734191actually it's toxic masculinity
>>565734120First Shadikal wins then Knuxamy? Hedgehogs and echidnas just can't resist each other.
>>565733909When was this? Last I recall, a shadougefag got pissed at Sparky for giving knuxouge any credit and pointing out that shadouge is entirely from rouge's point
>>565733523You're replying to me.I said you really shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses. You knew it meant you for a reason.
>>565734267>westnicI want to fuck women and brag about how cool I am>jpnicancient wind spirit that touches peoples souls wherever he goes
>>565733218
>>565734487Lower
>>565734120IDW is pretty shifty
The modern internet fucking sucks. Every website needs you to log in just to be usable now.
krack should play the sonic heroes level pack for shadow generations
>>565734565knuxouge wins again
>>565734526
>>565734613blame indians
>>565734618Link?
>>565734681YEEEEEESSSS
>>565734487>>565734526>>565734681OCshit is off-topic.
>>565734693https://gamebanana.com/mods/627197Personally I had a lot of fun with it
>>565734191I think the problem stems from people wanting to see themselves into other characters so they need them to be relatable to them.This evolves into people no longer being capable of relating to people who act even a little different.Sonic isn't meant to be relatable to the average person, he's just Sonic and that's fine.This also stems to Villains needing to be understood or redeemable those can make for a good villain, but people need to stop pushing for less variety in character writing like every villain needs ether a redemption arc or to have motives that make them some sort hero in a weird way.
>>565734735I can't hear you over the sound of my balls slapping my perineum
>>565734613honestly yeah, it fucking sucks. Not requiring a log in account is probably what is keeping this site a float right now
>>565734120>>565734565who can resist Echidna's cock?
Cream the Rabbit.
>>565735038No one.Not even tails.
I relate to SonicGame Sonic not Archie/Satam/Movie/IDW Sonic>But I don't cry.
It is morally wrong to say false things about Shadow the Hedgehog. Blasphemy will not be tolerated within these halls.
They should make a Sonic game that kills you.
>>565735209Neither do I.Some people can't process some people don't always natrually cry, not like can't feel sad or anything I'm just not likely to cry.
>>565735209I relate to Scribbles but I cry a lot
>>565733312>"where the fuck am i?"
Did krack comment about that Tikal/Shadow interaction
>>565735273What makes him special to you in terms of the devoteness you display towards him?
They should make a Sonic character with a mob face.
>>565735748Why don't you ask krack
>>565735748Not very windy of you not to ask Krack
>>565735651our boy finally found those blue skies...
>>565735209You are less human than me and don't deserve representation in media. Every character must react to mild distress by crying, just like me!
What if Sonic met Nietzsche?
>>565735939Do you think anyone here is capable of answering that question
>>565735932We literally have to fight for dear life for Canon Game Sonic because he's the most important autistic representation in videogames there is
>>565735774There's a character limit on 4chan. You're going to have to be more specific than that. I guess there are "base" reasons that drew me to him initially, as a kid. If that's what you mean.
>>565735939>"I'm just a guy who loves adventure. I'm free as a wind.">"Daz ist zhe atthitude ich cosign."
>>565736078Ironic how only one type of autism is respected in this fanbase. If you're autistic in the wrong way, you're considered the enemy.
>>565732047Sonic's harem
>>565735939Nietzsche is disgusted with Sonic's nihlism at first but then realizes Sonic is the Blond Beast and uh idk
>>565735273Thoughts? >>565735748
>>565736197The "bases" shall suffice.
>>565735932That sounds awesome because Sonic isn't human either
>>565734120reminds me of how I used to cycle through crushes as a preteen
>>565735776>mob face.Like Big?
>>565736265that's just autism in general
>>565736813Yeah but a female character, because that's hot.
>Sonic spotted in a Gunship MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUJTtBphb0
>>565736945>POV: You're a Shadow fangirl
So there was an April fools release of the old Japanese Crash manga (the one where he gets cucked by Pinstripe) being turned into a motion comic. That got the old brain thinking:Why hasn't IDW turned any of their comics into Motion comics or gotten them animated adaptions? If the fucking Rippaverse can do it, surely the #4 comic book publisher can.
>>565737478Idw is bad that's why.Maybe if it had more cuckholdery in it...
>>565737478DC had to do it for them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_1OFqUnjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0
Sonic team should make Amy into a dork! With DORK taste!
>>565736339 Tikal and Maria share more traits than Amy and Maria do, if I'm being honest. It's sweet to me that he would be able to recognize a kind and selfless heart like hers when he sees it. However, I also don't believe that someone being "Maria-like" is enough for Shadow to want a relationship with them. Only Maria was Maria, no one else could ever be her or completely fill the hole she left in his heart, regardless of how kind-hearted that person may be. The guy who wrote that dialogue is very close friends with a diehard Shadow x Tikal shipper, so it was almost certainly meant to throw a bone to him. The ship isn't bad, and they look good together. I'm a bit touchy about the "Maria replacement" angle that people go for though. A very enthusiastic Shadikal shipper labeled me a "pedophile" throughout the fanbase for shipping Shadria after blackmailing a friend into leaving me, and it's still repeated to this day. So I find it funny that she has to kind of acknowledge that he sees Maria's traits in a romantic light in order to celebrate it as a win for her ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWAT0ec3SqQ
>>565738307Why would Takashi Iizuka approve of that dialogue if Shadow canonically only loves Maria and Tikal is a ghost of a girl who died ages ago?
>>565738313On a scale of 1 to 10, how pedantic is this?
>>565738654Pretty milquetoast. Newbie saw the movie first then played the games and is disappointed how the movie softened it
Tikal is already taken because her Shadow is Chaos.>But you can't have a relationship with water!Watch her.
>>565738506Does Tikal reminding Shadow of Maria supposed to mean Maria was deleted from his mind?
>>565738506Don't you think it's a stretch to assume based on Tikal's dialogue that Shadow has fallen in love with her
>>565738814That's a chao who killed her people
>>565738506Not her but recognizing that someone shares similarities of traits / reminds you of someone does not mean you feel the same way towards them as the person you loved.
>taking shipping this seriously
>>565738814Del Toro ass romance
Why didn't Cosmo remind Shadow of Maria in Sonic X? Weren't they also alike?
>>565738313I don't really feel like watching this but they kinda fumbled the whole of SA2 when they tried to adapt it. It almost felt like we needed another movie or two to sideline the humans before we could have a real chance at doing it justice. It's why I don't like the third movie as much as the second. The second feels like it works better within the framework of the cinematic universe than the third does.
Oh no a truth nuke, quick spam images!
>>565739136I always assumed that episode was just dramatic irony. Shadow is now the one chasing around an innocent little girl on a space ship trying to kill her while someone desperately fends him off.
>>565738939Nope>>565738948>>565738971Fair enough
>>565738814>Godzilla has a lover
>>565739038Welcome to the internet
>>565739446I never looked at it that way. I don't know if it was the intent l, but it certainly is a dark parallel.
As a 35 anniversary celebration, Sonic will replace Jack Frost in the next Fatlus game
Why is shadow a hedgehog. he is a black alien lizard tentacle creature
oh no people think Shadria is incestbest slap some shit onto the movie script and quickly bury it after people are done watching the movie
>>565740128Because the game developers wanted a dark counterpart to Sonic>But-Because he is.
>>565739996Starline is supposed to be Knuckles' imposter but he has nothing to do with Knuckles. Picrel is the ideal anti-Knuckles but they can't use him.
>>565740321but that explanation sucks ass
>>565739996Starline is based on a glitch?
>>565740398That's life, breh.
>>565740668Yes. It's one of the more based things Ian does.
>>565740668Wechnia, a graphical glitch on Chaotix(32X).>>565740336It's funny that Starline is based on a Knuckles glitch, because the two characters never meet. At least, not in a meaningful way.
evens, Subwayodds, Wendy's
>>565740321>>565740398Either Shadow was made in the image of a hedgehog because mural theory or male hedgehogs are just really compatible with Chaos energy so Shadow was made half-hedgehog to maximize that. That's the one bit of Shadow's lore they should have expanded on with Year of Shadow but it's still completely unexplained.
>>565741494You should get Wendy's anyways.
>>565741492I prefer the name nimbles the cokefiend.
>>565741494im sorry but in what world is subway better than wendys
>>565741697>>565741812I need to get some things for the house and there's one in the nearby Walmart...
>>565741494Wendy's sucks assSubway is no better
evens, Sleepodds, more booze
evens, oddsodds, evens
>>565741492The only thing Starline has in common with Knuckles is his tail which neither of them should have because it's based on a dinosaur and not an echidna or platypus.> the two characters never meet. At least, not in a meaningful way.The next issue is going to take place on Angel Island so they're finally going to interact since the new villain is pretty much confirmed to be Starline.
>>565741970>0
>>565741926Honestly, yeah. Wendy's used to be good, but I haven't had a good experience at one in years. Neither has anyone else I know. Kinda goes for all the fast food places, though.
>>565741812Subway isn't that bad, not subways fault you choose to make ass sandwich.
*headpats your OC*
>>565739576he does actually
>>565741846If your going to Walmart, why not just buy some frozen burgers or lunch meat and make something at home?
>>565742220eating Rouge's ass sandwich
>>565742136I haven't been inside a Wendy's since I was in middle school. I've only gotten their 5 dollar bags in the last decade. How bad are they?
>>565739996Maria is anti-Tails? This is retarded.
>>565740128Because he came out looking like one.
>>565741940Sweet dreams.
>>565742268
>>565742220My problem with Subway isn't that it's bad, it's that I can get a much better sandwich by going to a grocery store deli that's bigger, tastes better, and costs less.Sonic the Hedgehog
>>565734805Thank you!
>>565742268>>565742486Fuck off woefag
>>565742419In that she is dead, yeah. In life, she was Shadow's sidekick, schoolmate, etc. How bad of a breakdown do you think Sonic would have if Tails got murdered like Krilin in Dragonball Z?Lines up, don't it?
>>565742274OTP
>>565742312Because I wasn't really planning to grab groceries on top of household stuff, but I guess that would be the responsible thing to do.
Yeah, that's something Tails would say.
>>565742639She's more of a plot device than an actual character.
>>565740128Gerald had been studying ancient Echidna culture 'n whatnot.
>>565740128Because Sonic is scientifically the ultimate being, so when gerald science'd his way to one, it came out as a black Sonic.
>>565742268Gotta pat 'em all.
>>565742342Just general quality decline. Everything kinda started to fall apart after Dave Thomas died (apparently people working there at the time said it was barely a week by the time execs started rewriting policy around food offerings, freshness, quality, etc.) and it's just gotten really bad in the last like 5-10 years. Same as any other company chasing impossible profit growth, they've just cut back on portions, quality ingredients, and don't hire enough people to give good service. I haven't regularly eaten fast food in general since COVID hit, but I hear Burger King is better than Wendy's these days. I used to like Wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches and chili but can't enjoy them now.
>>565742853True but unless Sega introduces a kid sidekick for Shadow in the future, Maria gets that slot. I doubt Shadow would tolerate having a Tails anyway.
IN THE SCATMAN
>>565743101i love brats
>>565740336He can come back, just under a different name and slightly different design. If Scourge and Doctor Finevitus can come back as Surge and Starline, Thrash is a shoe-in for getting back in.
Been playing the ExtremeGear mod for Crossworlds, and it even has an addon for the ost and dear god... Every track you can replace with Frontiers sounds so much fucking worse than anything from crossworlds base OST why the fuck isn't it all Riders music that's why I downloaded it yet it makes my only two options for the coral mines track to ether be shit or EDM farting in my ears. Frontiers OST is HELD up purely by the vocal tracks man every time I get jump scared by these shit tracks.
>>565743316skibidi bibidi boop beep boop boop
>>565743164noShadow gets to stay a lonely boy. It's part of his appeal
>>565743429what kind of retard puts that shit in his mod?
>>565734120
Why is it everyone is so obsessed with "fixing" characters and making them more generic, and then calling it "character development"?Let Sonic be flakyLet Tails be a kidLet Knuckles be naiveLet Shadow be edgyLet Amy be clingyetc
Let Blaze be pregnant
>>565742774The man who never gives up.
>>565744021BasedCHADzuka
https://x.com/eternityscosmic/status/2050978422688460945
>>565744021Iizuka has work ethic but no spine to stand up to SOA
>>565743140>Only exec leaves or dies and everything turns to slopAll too common.
Tigers
>>565736403I used to hate Shadow. All I saw was an egotistical jackass, and I couldn't see past that. It wasn't until I saw him "die" in SA2 that I realized I had been wrong about him and about how I viewed him. It took his "death" to make me realize that, and I felt guilt. The person I thought was just an asshole was actually someone with a good heart who is capable of deep love, it was just buried beneath layers of pain. Shadow never had control over how he was made, but life punished him for it anyway by taking away the only person who understood him.The first time I remember having a thought was when I was 3. That exact thought was, "I am different from others." Because of how I was born, real connection is impossible for me, and I will never be understood. But I am not entitled to that connection. I find peace in loving and understanding someone else who is "like" me, yet better than I am, and therefore deserving of love and understanding in a way I am not.
>>565744564*Only soulful exec
i relate to Omega
Sex with Tails!Shove his shota COCK inside me and pump pump pump until I'm full with his kiddie spunk!
>>565742821
>>565743098
>>565742459Shadow the Alien
>>565743790
>>565745653Let Blaze be shipbait
>>565745303did she nut
>>565745756Almost by the looks of it.
In june, in june this is going to happen, i know it's going to happen, just wait until june...
>>565745707
>>565746053Kino ship
>>565746053god i wish i was blaze
>>565744129Perfect for a good ol' "cringe compilation" meme.
>>565744395>>565744649Hmm, I see. We're all different from each other, it's not something unique to you.I shall not inquire about your past, I'm satisfied.
>>565745885Nice.
Blaze the scat
>>565746356
Tails sexo
>>565746663
>>565746727Why does she attack him for this
>>565746791Dunno, maybe she would've been more gentle if she'd known?
>>565746791He probably acted like a hentai protag to get her into bed.
>>565732649It's a generic animation that everyone has iirc
>>565744129
>>565743982Who's the father?>inb4 Marine
Sonic character for this feel.
>>565747293Shadow I guess
>>565746727Cute and hot.>>565746791She wanted his first time to be special with her. Would have probably been more gentle so now she has to have sex with him again to show her softer side.
>>565747282Me × 3
>>565747141think i'll draw
>>565747548>TRIPLETS BORN
>>565747978sexy
>>565745841>Patting her cute, soft cheeks first>And then her soft breasts
>>565745935>Sonic is coming>Sonic is coming>Sonic is coming>Sonic is coming
>>565747978He works so hard.
I hate niggers. Shit, I mean I hate niggers. Damnit I'm trying to say I hate niggers. Fuck okay let me say it like this, I hate niggers. GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANT TO SAY I HATE SHADOW THE NIGGERHOG
>>565748475
>>565748475Shadow the Niggeralien
>>565748475GameNerd Advance...
>>565748475True and same.
>>565748104
>>565747978blaze's father
Sonic creation is Japan biggest crime to humanity.
Rouge is Knuckles' Blaze.Shade is Knuckles' Amy. In terms of dynamics. Which is actually better for Knuckles? His polar opposite or someone more like him ?
>>565748736Shade obviously.
>>565748475Shut up krack
>>565748736Let me ask you a different question?Who's better for Sonic, Blaze or Amy?
>>565733909>Sparky used to not support shadougeDon't lie about me. I prefer Shadouge over Knuxouge, but I prioritize actual canon facts when I talk about stuff for clarification, and the fact is that Rouge is designed for Knuckles specifically. But I prefer Knuckles with Shade.
Shade is westshit
Id just like to point out that literally none of the leaks mentioned the Frontiers definitive edition which means all of then were fake which also means that ST still hasn't even playtested whatever Sonic game they're making.
>>565748935Amy. Girl Sonic. Because she doesn't hold him down, doesn't wanna hold him down, and wants to keep chasing after him endlessly and be part of his adventures. Sonic does whatever he wants without compromise, and Amy will always follow him. That is the ideal relationship for Sonic because it's the only one he'd ever have. Blaze is just another Sally, in what it requires from Sonic. Therefore impossible.
>>565749501Why is she goo
>>565749501Their foreplay gets kinkier every week!
>>565749501shadikalfags are eating good today
>>565749770>>565749538>>565749337>>565749139>>565747363>>565747363>>565746580>>565746223>>565745653
>>565749980>Two for meYes, may I help (You)?
>>565749980why did you quote me so much?
>>565749770I know this is a fan version of a classic blaze. I like it a lot but I think is too busy to be a classic form, especially when it has more detail than her normal form
>>565749965they know what I wantthey just won't give it to me
>>565750142
>>565750567
>>565750661
>>565732390Finally someone who gets it
>>565749363I guess we're going to have to wait until 2027 for the next mainline game to release but it's for the better. It gives Sonic Team more time to polish it. I just want Sonic Team to tell us what it's going to be about and how it's going to be tied to Sonic Movie 4
>>565750812
>>565750931
>>565749398>Because she doesn't hold him down, doesn't wanna hold him down, and wants to keep chasing after him endlessly and be part of his adventures.Sonic does whatever he wants without compromise, and Amy will always follow him. That is the ideal relationship for Sonic because it's the only one he'd ever have.My Sweet Passion, Amy's theme song, says "Come on. settle our lives." Amy was trying to prove to Sonic that she would be a good wife to him and a good mother to their children in Sonic Battle. I will never be convinced that Amy just wants to chase Sonic and a relationship in which Sonic doesn't fully reciprocate Amy's romantic affections is a relationship that's not worth existing both through the lens of philosophy and creative writing
Sonic speaks in toxic positivity.
Something something ‘Fortitude’
The Sage AI will crash!
>>565751708Amy chases Sonic because she dislikes boredom and craves exciting thrills in her life. She is absolutely not the type to ever settle down, and that's not what her theme was even really saying in the first place.
>>565734526kek
>>565749654https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Tikhaos
>>565752758She likes excitement and thrills but I'm not going to be convinced that she has no desire to marry Sonic, not with what her theme song says and how she was taking care of Emerl in Sonic Battle in order to prove her worth as a future wife to Sonic and future mother to their children.Funny. if I were to say that Sonic should settle down and relax, the windnic fanboys would come out and start dogpiling me and lecturing me about how Sonic is free as the wind and that he never relaxes and if I think he does, I must hate him as a character but if Amy is saying she wants to settle her life with Sonic, I'm supposed to believe she doesn't mean what she actually said?
>>565751842You are correct.
>>565744575Hanshin Tigers? Bro should be cool and become an Atlanta Braves fan
>the same game in which Amy gets Emerl to call her "mom" is the one where Rouge refers to Sonic as "daddy">Emerl could've learnt from the girls that Sonic is his dad, Rouge is his sister and Amy is his mom
>>565753319>has no desire to marry Sonic,ofc she does, but she wants to go on adventures WITHG Sonic.I feel like you're being super selective here to paint a specific picture. Everything we have of Amy paints the image she wants to go with him.
Would you play this?
>>565753751I can't play a screenshot, anon
>>565753319>When i selectively take certain lines and choose a specific meaning for them while ignoring any other clarifying information i get pushback.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vIBijzg4w
>>565753712Doesn't she also want to form a family with Sonic? Of course. They're not mutually exclusive
>>565753751long way down...
>>565753942Anon, she's 12. She can't actually do that.
>>565753319Amy doesn't wanna tie Sonic down. She wants to be with him, more than anything in the world, but she wants to follow him on his adventures, not force him into a domestic life with her. She's a young girl in love, she dreams of marriage and kids and what-not, but at her core she's an energetic tomboyish girl who shares Sonic's love for adventure, she's not gonna try and tie Sonic down in any way. That's just not her character.
>>565754062>Hedgehogs reach sexual maturity in their second year of life, and after this can breed every year until death
>>565754024
>>565753751Sure but >>565753825
>>565754139>applying actual animal shit to cartoon mickey mouse characters.fuck off ABT
>>565753893>If I say Sonic should be in a committed romantic relationship with Amy, the windnic fanboys will come out in droves and start angrily citing to me how "His World" says that Sonic doesn't compromise and will tell me that I hate Sonic for wanting him to be in a committed romantic relationship with Amy.>If I cite to them "My Sweet Passion" as proof that Amy wants to marry Sonic and form a family with him, they'll tell me that Amy didn't actually mean what she said.Double standard much?
>>565752083>"Negative."
>>565754446sexo
>>565754413>If I cite to them "My Sweet Passion" as proof that Amy wants to marry Sonic and form a family with him, they'll tell me that Amy didn't actually mean what she said.Your idea of what this means is weird. You deliberately ignore confounding evidence to say this. in the very same song she talks about wanting to set off for adventure and going on adventures with him.
>>565754608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdRXY4YxqWE
>>565754120Amy's an otenba, not a tomboy. They're not the same thing. Also, Amy saying that she doesn't want to tie Sonic down and wants him running free feels such a retcon since she would also dream of going on dates with him? Is this retcon just an example of that pseudo-inspirational trope where Sonic inspires people into believing that running fast is better than fulfilling their dreams and ambitions. Was Amy once trapped in the ignorance of wanting sincere romantic love but then Sonic came along and made her the light that showed her that running aimlessly is better?
>>565752031The schnozzle on that girl...
>>565755038>since she would also dream of going on dates with him?She does go on dates with him. That's not tying him down, nor settling down in any way.
>>565754648I'm not ignoring that Amy loves thrills and adventures as well
>>565755038>a retcon since she would also dream of going on dates with him?How are these mutually exclusive?> pseudo-inspirational trope where Sonic inspires people into believing that running fast is better than fulfilling their dreams and ambitions.Its the opposite. Sonic encourages people to go after their dreams and ambitions.>Was Amy once trapped in the ignorance of wanting sincere romantic love but then Sonic came along and made her the light that showed her that running aimlessly is better?I think I figured out what's going on now. You've confused what you believe Amy should want with what Amy does or supposed to want.
Wrong gamehttps://x.com/gizmo01_gizmo/status/2051065389627458041
>>565755201You are though. You can't reconcile Amy's statements with this fact while saying what you are. it makes no sense and is straight up contradicted by her own statements.
>>565734352What’s the status on this lolcow? I refuse to go on Twitter or Tumblr.
>>565755231
Zadokchad just broke into my house took my booty and left a note. I'm going to type that bitch to you all real quick, this is what he fucking wrote:"Dear all /sthg/ niggers, I'm coming back with a pass. I didn't spam the thread the thread the last few years so this year it's getting smashed. I ain't posting manually anymore, that shit long and annoyin'. I'm spamming Chadvok with a bot and we really gonna get the fun in."What the fuck? What that mean?
Like come on what the fuck is this
>>565755564Zacokchad is gonna rape sthg.
>>565755628Trying to subvert the obviously correct way to stylize Sonic in favor of showing everyone your unique style.Did IDW Sonic get uglier, or are we just noticing it more?
>>565755628A really old clip from a really old comic page.
>>565755038>"Otenba (お転婆/おてんば) is a Japanese term for a tomboy, describing an energetic, active, and high-spirited girl or young woman who defies traditional feminine modesty. Derived from the Dutch word ontembaar ("untamable"), it represents a fearless, cheerful, and sometimes rebellious character often found in anime and manga."
Boy!
>>565755886>A really old clip from a really old comic page.The Eggperial city arc was three years ago
>>565755175They've only gone on 1 date though and it didn't feel that romantic.>>565755273They're not mutually exclusive but she could've qualified that statement by saying that she would still like to go dates with Sonic every once in a while
>>565756056That doesn't change what I said.
>>565755961I want to see him knock Vanilla up.
>>565756086>They're not mutually exclusive but she could've qualified that statement by saying that she would still like to go dates with Sonic every once in a whileIf they aren't mutually exclusive, why does she need to do anything of the sort?
>>565756146Three years is really old to you? ABT's art hasn't really changed since then.
https://youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?si=kOb5G8Wnqxdw1_ig
Uuuuuu i let out a fart and instead I shat all over the couch uuuuuu this is the patriarchy's fault uuuuuuuuuu.
>>565756164Well alright then
>>565756215As far as the comics are concerned? Yes.
>>565755931Otenba girls are loud, energetic, and spirited but don't have an interest in masculine hobbies. Although not demure and quiet, otenba girls are still feminine in terms of hobbies and dressing styles. Amy is one of them
Sonic should have a villain with this feelhttps://youtu.be/QP8QdFttugg
>>565756338Comics come out monthly and IDW is full of delays. Three years isn't a whole lot of time in this space.
>>565756319He need to pump his verile spunk into multiple women.
>>565756463That doesn't inspire me to change my stance.
>>565732832Are they stupid?
>>565756193To show that she likes both romance and Sonic's adventures
>>565756494Seedrian women...
>>565755931You're using a mistranslation that anime websites made common.
>>565756301The first issue of the IDW arc ends with this as the cliffhanger, then the next issue starts up with them having already cleaned it and removing the stains, but "how do we keep the patriarchy from doing this to her again?"Then the next issue resolves a bunch of stuff off screen, and random background characters show up and fix the patriarchy instead of the main characters, and the villain slips on a banana peel, which is how they find him.
What if Blaze didn't wear any clothes?
>she tried to put a ring on it>I walked into a spike trap to walk it off
>>565756678>He has to have sex with all of them almost every night>Cosmo makes sure he cuts properly in each one for maximum pregnancy chance.Poor foxxo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRvk9dkubLc>>565756576Maybe
>>565756714Whisper gets all the credit of course for being a brave disabled black woman in a wh*te m*le controlled society.
>>565756865He really likes salad heh
>>565757038Karmic repayment for genociding the Kukku.Now he must repopulate an entire race as the only viable and verile male.
Balls deep in blobian pussy, nutting so hard my balls retract from the sheer amount of semen pumping, impregnating them on the spot.
>>565756238LETS GO METS!!!
>>565757038Now I'm imagining Cosmo changing her scent and smell to be more minty so Tails has more sex with her.
>>565757243>image of a modern tails that isn't disgusting Impossible!! But for real why do the modern models/renders make him look so fucking off?? Who at Sonic team thought it looked good and he's been rocking it since shad05.
>>565757384That's pretty cute
>>565756723She'd still feel warm enough.
>>565756723espeon
Sex isn't cute.
>>565757570Speak for yourself.
Tails is so awesome>>565757434He always looks great in 2D art and everyone got disappointing/outdated models right now
>>565757434I don't hate the marza models, I think they look good in pre-rendered animations. They just look bad in-game. And that goes for all characters not just Tails>>565757570To me it can be if they love each other and all that jazz
>>565756606Why would that need clarification? She expresses both so she likes both.
Tails peeing on cosmo to keep her hydrated. Since she's a plant.
The Sonic model they currently use is over 20 years old btw. To give you an idea of how outdated that is, there is less time between the NES and the Gamecube.
>>565757570Then how do you explain pic related huh???>>565757660Also this
>>565757649A beautiful character
There comes a time when you begin to anticipate it. That familiar chill of your ever-present apathy rising to the surface. It whispers softly, beckoning you with its pointed commentary. It sits in your peripheral, never allowing you a moment's rest. Tasks become harder, your train of thought slows to a crawl, purpose escapes you.You were content for a while, blissfully distracting yourself with familiar pleasures. You assumed it was gone, that you were safe, that you've healed. Such luxuries are lost on you, and your pointless battle against reality serves to make each fall feel heavier. Find comfort in its bitter embrace, it will make the journey to the depths a little easier.
>>565757829Cosmo peeing on tails so his fur stays a nice shade of yellow.
>>565757829The acidity of piss kills plants.My parents have like 5 dogs, and a part of their lawn they all piss on is a wasteland.
>>565757891Yeah!
>>565757829>>565757954>>565758003Fun fox fact: Foxes will spray eachother as a sign of mate/family marking. It's basically them marking you as their family/mate/best friend.
>>565758175Tails please piss on me>>565758098c:
Tails is a femboy btw. He wears striped long socks while he boots up linux and has an onlyfans which he uses to afford parts for the tornado.He's a fag who loves cock.
>>565757829
>>565758175Scana or something>>565758263<3>>565758268Cute
Tails prefers pooping inside babies, than peeing on people.
>>565758268Linux is for femboys now!?
>>565757952https://youtu.be/CWojcHWdDAg?si=T8bnhwUns7gOBtqT
>>565758268We don't care about your homsexual fantasies Sonic.
>>565757834
>>565757215
Stop sexing him aaaaaa
>>565758647
>>565758671I don't think that's possible... He's just that good...
>>565758671TAILS SEXOOOOOOOOO
Ok party's over. Tails is coming with me now
>>565758861fangs...
Tails needs to be saved from tailsfags.
>>565758861...Can I come too?
>>565758861Barry you don't want to do that. You don't want to see what Sonic is like when he doesn't have his boy wife.
>>565758784
>>565758887...are cool!
>>565758960Sonic has knuckles the HUNKidna
>>565759045yes...
>>565759014
>>565758958Sure why not>>565758960That's not Barry it's Gadget
i can run faster than sonic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2LYE6mxDHg
>>565759207>Amy looking at my erect penis for the 49th time
>>565759207
I'm gonna go fap to Tails ss.Cya lovers in about 45 minutes.
>>565759215Yay
>>565759313She just blown away by how small it is every time.
>45 minutes
>>565759385He's very cute
>>565759289Prove it using math.
https://youtu.be/prcRLpX65lE?si=34GMWsme5arw2Ufu
Butt
>>565759404oof.
>>565759457:)
>>565759347
>>565759572Based if true.
>>565756452>Otenba girls are loud, energetic, and spirited but don't have an interest in masculine hobbies.That's not what defines a tomboy either. That's a strictly narrow definition forced into a meme. The word "tomboy" has never actually been that narrow in scope.
>>565748623>>565750812>>565758784>>565759014>>565759207>>565759347>>565759760>Amy preparing to give a nice blowjob to Anon (human male)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqvmOGBDz-I
Hugging Tails in bed while falling asleep
This thread is too horny
Why is he so perfect aaaaaaaaa
>>565760186There's only one solution.
>>565760186Okay sorry :( No hugs allowed
>>565760153Spooning with Tails soft fat butt
https://youtu.be/85yRvExHpRw?si=CS9DXANNNCYDyTKE
The shotafags are horny tonight.
>>565760357>It's fine when Rouge does it>When Sonic does it with Cream he gets locked upInsanity.
>>565760390Don't worry about me bro lol>>565760389Fixing a horny thread with breasts? How does that fix things
>>565760592>See boobs>All will fap>All will cum>All will relax>???>Profit!
>>565760756Cutie...
https://youtu.be/B_sdaYVIPo4?si=PpeC5VnJCPUoEENA
>>565760810Yeahhh
>>565760578Tails is so sexy and perfect that he's an exemption from the law. That's why no one has a problem with Sontails.
>>565760939Think I'll sleep nowSorry if I made you upset :h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtLJEvulxQ
>>565760821>Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
>>565760958I guess that makes sense.
>>565760186I wanna bend Tails over his workbench and rail him until I creampie his cute foxhole.
>>565761052I just have silly thoughts sometimes. Goodnight! :)
>>565761417^-^
Almost every classicfag that i encounter on other places always has some schizo/derranged type attitudeWhy is that?I tought it was a south island campus thing but almost everyone acts like this
>>565761485Byeee!!!
https://youtu.be/F0gq2nug4c4?si=C-knPgsliHTdbihS
Sleepy boys
>>565760851Habibi~ Jerboa~
Sexual arousal is all that's left. Very little inspires genuine elation anymore. Old hobbies are performed on auto-pilot, and there are no companions to call upon. You lay isolated, with only your biological responses to attractive stimuli as company in your darkened abode.This is everything you are now. Scandalous material is always in arm's reach, it promises you a joy free of judgement. For a brief moment, your home doesn't feel like a cell. At times there's palpable agony at the sight of your soiled hand, as you gaze upon it through a twisted expression of blissful eros and yearning tears.
>>565761630I wish I could find one of these from a reputable vendor at a reasonable price. But I also haven't looked THAT hard, I guess.
No please don't leave me alone, it's only 9 am here in India
>>565761492Most classicfags are ether larpers, or they've got a bone to pick with modern to the point of insanity. Instead of just playing Classic Sonic games and prefering them.Just from my experiences.But in most other franchise people who tend to obess ver one era of the franchise tend to be weirdos.
>>565761838you're never alone, the wind is with you
Cute characters blushing is always great>>565761772No, there's plenty of things for me to enjoy
>>565761772move out of the city
>>565761772I would say this is the hell that is my life, but I do still enjoy my hobbies. Nothing will change until I can get out of this fuck-ass job, though. It's been actual hell for the last two years and it wasn't much fun before that.
>>565761772Nigga I fap to furry cartoon animals because it feels good and I dont have to deal with some naggy, stupid, smelly foid and her mood swings to get off, it ain't that deep.
<3
Is your pairing completely 100% in character??
>>565761838THERES A FUCKING PAJEET IN HEREQUICK SOMEONE POST IMAGES OF TRAINS TO SCARE HIM OFF IT'S THEIR NATURAL PREDATOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp64m7Xh9U4Good NIght, it got really weird this past hour.
>>565762161G’night
>>565761905Cream would do ungodly things to that foxboy before her mother even got to him. You can feel her aura of lewdness.
>>565762161Is it really any weirder than usual?
to whoever complained in here about that one honey the cat i drew last year being the archie design, here's your food
>>565762123Sonamy? Yes
>>565762360You hate Sonic.
>>565762346nta but that's cutealso can you post that drawing from last year
>>565762346Very nice and cute.She looks like she lusts for foxboys.
>>565762386Try saying that in 2027
>>565762123>Whisper x Anon (me)Not at all, but she'll soon learn to love it.
>>565762346>tailthis is still the archie design
>>565761772This got multiple replies, but this >>565757952 didn’t. Of course. What a sad state of affairs.
>>565761910Trust me and we will move out of the city
>>565762780Depression is boring once you get past your mid 20's. Anger is more fun and engaging. If I get too depressed I just want to kms. If I get angry I just want to hurt people (and rightfully so).Know where to spend your emotional energy and attention.
Shadow the Hedgehog in The Amazing Digital Circus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=druHvP3p2H4
>>565762780I didn't reply to that because I didn't read it beyond the first few words. It seemed like gibberish. Whatever it was trying to say though, I can still tell I disagree with it
>>565762461this one
>>565762346Highly cute
>>565762974>the amazing digital slop
Inside you are two wolves.You are a white woman.
>>565762746looking inside the mouth of a gift horse here...
>>565762346>>565763021Nice!
>>565763093>Inside you are two wolvesone wolf>You are a white womanbut I am not
>>565763093im a dude
>>565763129In this general we yell at people for forgetting Yuji Naka's opinion on Sonic having a girlfriend. You need to get 100% on your work or I'm telling your mother
>>565763021oh that's cute too.thanks for posting!
>>565762947Holy Stacy opinion, Batman!>>565763002This is why some anons here get laid and most don’t.
>>565763161>>565763234
>>565565271Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19665PSD archive (includes uncensored boards):https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>565763417>Holy Stacy opinionWhat? Explain yourself.
>>565762346>>565763021So like, what, the complaint was you drew boots instead of high heels? Who gives a shit?
>>565763523Mina is so cute
>>565763440as it should be
>>565763523Aleena wtf
>>565763612don't know but i dig the heartshape boobplate more so i decided to give that a go for fun
>>565763440im also not gay
>>565763523>espioslop>roadslop>sameshit lizardslop>twitter guest artists (half of the whiteboard)Black Doom looks cool though, 3/10.
>>565763827I dont believe you. Prove it.
>>565763328
>>565762153Erm.. Why is this saarr being racist? Racist ass saars Sonic Would've hated you
>>565764013He posts a paper bear girl from Gumball. He totally jacks off to that. What do you mean?
>>565763523Mmmmmmmmm Tangshipping
>>565763523The worm sonic drawing, and the Sonia one that's to right of it are my favorites here
>>565763523MINA'S EYES
>>565763523Awesome Doom!Cute Amy!Cute Maria.Sweet Mina.Fun Nack & the rest.
>>565764141So he likes flat girls and im supposed to think thats not gay?
>>565763523Dogshit
>>565764138STOP SHITTING IN THE STREETS AND GO TO THE BATHROOMI CAN SMELL YOU!
>>565764013ummm i want honey the cat to beat me up? straight people, like me, like that sort of thing
>>565764396Ass or tits?Your answer will decide your fate.
>>565763523Amy pantsu kawaii~
>>565762780The hornier one resonated with me more. My libido goes hard.
>>565763523Jewel is going to get herself hurt
>>565763523This sucks
>>565764696Ass
>>565763523Shadally?
>>565764769
>>565764290Stop pretending to be a newfag. You’ve definitely seen drawings of Blaze with a fat ass.
>>565764958I diagnose you as possible closeted homosexual. It's chronic unfortunately.
>>565765020my boaner......oughhhh desu ~
>>565764396>>565764958When will you ever bag a girl?
>>565765043I'm not a newfag, I just dont come here everyday like the rest of you lovers.>Blaze with a fat assOFF MODEL GARBAGE NOY EVEN WORTH THE DISK SPACE IT USED!
>boaner
>>565765154
Sega doesnt care about Blaze's characterization
read this to transform into whisper instantly
If my phone replaces losers with lovers one more time I'm going to shit and piss my pants.
>>565765282>Sega doesnt care about characterization
>>565765345enemies to losers
>>565765486Ur mum
>>565765274get bwned
>>565765345Sounds like your phone just wants you to be more positive Anon!
>Sonic gets beaten to near death>Amy shows up>"you hurt sonic..." >"now I'm gonna hurt you..." >Eggman was found dead, and completely unrecognizable
>>565762974holy NEGAtive aura
>>565765765That's not what happened, Amy accepted Sonic's death just like everyone else in Forces
After infiltrating multiple female centered forums that have Sonic threads, I can 100% confirm that they never stop talking about sex and never bring up Amy. Rouge comes up a few times but females don't seem to care about Amy at all.
>>565765219>NOYI’m sorry, sir.
>>565765845this is a female centered forum
What's Mighty's character again?
>>565765765how did they find him if he's completely unrecognisable
>>565765753Time to get a new phone then.
>>565765816Forces was a bad game and ooc for Amy. She'd kill him and Eggman would be powerless to stop her from walking in ripping steel and bolts with her barehands.
>>565765845What about Blaze or the IDW donut steels?
>>565765765
>>565765948Dna samples.
>>565765918No it isn't. There's at most likely 3 foids in here a day.Foid centric forums talk more about which sexual and romantic fantasies they like the most. You won't find a singular female talk about character dynamics or the video games or even the comics.
>>565763662Is it that time already?
>>565765978How can it be ooc if that's what she did?
>>565765845>they never stop talking about sex and never bring up AmyWell yeah, they're too busy talking about fucking blobian boys. Like how we spend a lot of time talking about fucking blobian girls instead and Amy eats up a significant number of posts here.
>play Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds free trials>music sounds muffled and its ends being noise during races>mfw you need to get a fanmade patch to fix this glaring issue.How does Sega ends up making mistakes like this?
>>565766026Amy is the girly one, she kills her enemies and bakes them into the cake.
>>565766013Blaze came up a few times like a "this is literally me irl" figure.>IDWThey don't talk about it at all.
>>565766127This is the first time I've heard of this and I've played the game across two PCs with two completely different OSes since release week.
>>565766072not yet, I'll make the anchor next thread since we're near the end of this one
>>565765978Sonic Forces is completely in character to Sega's vision. Sonic X is ooc.
>>565766151Yummers!
>>565765845People here need to get laid, and I don’t know why some people here think that’s weird, hooking up with each other. As long as you don’t do what the Furries do and pass this down to your kin then it should be okay—in the long run for you at least.
>>565765845I'll never understand how men got hit with the overly sexual stigma when 90% of women's literature is the most fucked up fetishes and romance imaginable.
>>565766327You say it like I can just go down to the woman store and pick up a pack of vagina to bring home for later.
>>565766327I have sex with my hot girlfriend all the time. She has huge breasts and a supermodel face.
>>565766327I would literally rather be gay and get fucked in the ass everyday then spend a single minute with the hamplanets known as "female sonic fans". I'm not exaggerating.
>>565766412You’re in the Sonic fanbase. This is the vagina store.
>>565766391Because men have substantially more testosterone than women and are way hornier way more frequently. Women are just really fucking nasty about it when they happen to be horny. Like men may masturbate every day to normal shit. Women will masturbate twice a week to the most depraved shit you've ever seen and talk to their friends about it over lunch.
>>565766289Both can be ooc.same with lost world btw the game has no vision outside of being somari
>>565766587Girls really do have cooties. Those kindergartners were fucking right.
>>565766283Ok.Hmmm, Espidow
>>565766289Sega's vision fucking sucks my ass.
I dont want to lose my virginity anymore. Monk mode for life.
>>565765063Fuck.>>565765164Double fuck, I see where this is going now.
>>565766541>This is the vagina store.(^-^) _\|/,hello!( ^-^) o[$5$]one vagina pls!
>>565766893Sonic...
>>565766893Monks procreate. Sonic fans do not.
Sonic Forces Sonic Prime and IDW are canon and in character
>>565766893Fellow CHADgin
>>565766940lel
I only have sex with ocd
>>565766949>monks procreateNot proper and dedicated ones.>Sonic fans do notEmu Emi.
>>565767080I raped Emu so it doesn't count.
>>565766915Stop going to 4chan and start going to the gym. You’re buying a psyop.
The gym won't fix you.
>>565767080Emi was a brony before she infested the Sonic community. Besides, if she had gotten pregnant a year later than she did she would’ve ended up on MTV instead of Dr. Phil.
>>565766940Sorry anon but if your no in the top 5% of the genetic lottery then that five is going to have to have a few extra zeroes after it.
Why have you (singular) decided to keep bringing up that vtuber?
>>565767378Vinny is really funny.
>>565767378To specifically annoy (You) and only (You).Why else?
>>565762974>OOC>bad Shadow voice>doesn’t do anything but stand and reactYeah, this is trash
>>565767483Well... stop.
Good timezone, /sthg/
>>565767583sex with whisper
Was guptill just an unappreciated genius?
>>565767558Not until you stop taking your meds and assassinate the demon aliens in your head.
>>565767703no, they were an inappropriated one
>>565767791That post was not canon
>>565765845What forums?
>>565767875Which*
>>565767847after having consulted with the /sthg/ lore team, this post >>565767601 is officially canon
>>565748950>I prefer Knuckles with Shade.Based
>>565767703Unironically yes
>>565767601Guptill's video was deleted by him and still managed to outlive most Sonic material in fan AND non-fan relevance.
Check out this lil' cutie.
>>565764849Jewel is going to get herself RAPED
>>565768437
>>565768437>Implying she couldn't rape Scourge herself
>>565767875Crystaldotcafe and Kiwifarms mostly.
>>565768692She literally can't, she doesn't even know how to fight.
Finally Euro hours have arrived and I can peacefully edge myself with my dildo while I post about Vector and Espio.
>>565769430tell me the toy's name
>>565769430
>oh my god you are so fucking fat
>>565769430Evan…
i want big to fist me
>>565769481Named it after the guy who fucks my wife. Muhammad.
we should read ghost of the future
>>565769770why?
>>565769834To see what Evan was like before mandates
>>565769970not interested personally, but I hope it's fruitful for you
>>565769970It's just current Evan but shock value and human feet, which also counts as shock value.
>>565769770I read the whole thing a while back. It's...alright. Interesting premise but it just fucking meanders forever.
>>565770234Groovy! Sauce?
>>565770234Too in-character
>>565763523I wish I could fap to Sonia but that fucking voice
>>565770298Idk twittet
>>565770559@LenathemoonbunThx.
>>565770285Also I don't quite remember but isn't the lore of the universe in this comic that G.U.N created all the mobians through human experimentation or something?
I hate you autistic faggots so much. Idk why I even come here most of the time. Probably because this is one of the two places I socialize in my life anymore.
>>565768252
>>565771446God you're such a tsundere. Wanna be enemies to lovers with me?
>>565771413>that doesn't mean you can treat him the same wayWhat?
>>565771413>"You can't just have your characters announce how they're feeling. That makes me feel angry!"
>>565771413
>>565767189
>>565771446I get all of 95% of my socialization from /vg/ unironically.
>>565770330Most girls love being naked.
>>565771556I hope you crash head first into a bus full of retarded children and your car catches on fire from the fluids of the powersteering.I hope you go to work and your fuckinf dog/cat dies. I hope your gf cheats on you, sucks on Tyrone's balls before kissing you.
>>565771826That sounds less like socializing and more like mental self harm.
>>565771926
>>565772053Perhaps, but I don't think dealing with society directly in meatspace is much better.
>>565772104What part of "I hate you" did you not get?
>>565771926And now we bond
>>565772175I hope you get erectile dysfunction.I hope you fall down some stares and fuck your knee up.I hope you get mugged by niggers and get beat up.I hope your father fucks your sister and gets her pregnant.I hope if you get any kids they get a step-dad and he beats their ass.
>>565772428I know you love me
I wish I had someone to treat me like this. They could treat me like shit, but as long as they fuck me I'll do whatever...
>>565772523>>565772592Neither of you will ever have sex. Go back to giving yourself deathgrip.Hope you give yourselves rug burn.
>>565772592just go to a bar and annoy drunk people until you find one whose response is to punch you
>>565772592Geeze Anon, get some self-esteem.
>>565772691When I look into your eyes and see your rage, I wonder to myself how beautiful your smile must be.
Now I understand Sonurge
>>565772592Kit....
>>565772752Cut your wrists and you might. Be sure to go down the road not across the street.
>>565772861I want to hold your hand and make your life better
>>565770668This is the kind of autism I want to hear more about
The beatings, the reprimands, the domination... I'll take it all willingly, just don't abandon me...
>>565770668Evan's bullshit is the kind of stuff I love in fanon AUs but not in official material
>>565772958I hope you get stranded in the jungle and get raped by an ape.I hope you bite into a cherry and it's actually a grape.I hope you start wrapping something before you realize you don't have any tape.I hope your best friend fucks your mom and records it.I hope your kid finds some washing powder and snorts.
>>565773160I hope go to sleep one day and look back and think "That was an amazing day"
>>565771413>>565771717I don't care about archie but Shadow looks so cute
>>565773273That will never happen. As long as I live i am miserable and so everyone must deal with it.
>>565772728Me, I want a girlfriend I can always spar with.
I'm not a woman you fucking faggots.You think a woman would actually waste their time insulting you? Lmfao. You don't exist to them.
I'm going to dream about this...
>>565773950Shut up cucknigger.
>>565773998I love you...
This will go down in the family scrap book.
>>565773867You're not a woman, you're my woman
You are not a real gamer girl. Gamer girls have big boobies. Get wrecked BRO.
>>565774051THAT'S ITGod, that's it, that's what I need...
>>565774051Unfortunately thats not true otherwise I would be able to financially rape you after physically abusing and beating you for years and years while you get mocked by other men.
>>565774152sthg girls jerk it in this general
Ugh. Time to go to a hentai site and dig through the enemies to lovers tag
>>565774349Oh so you are Duofag.I'm glad my ire is directed properly.Seriously jump in front of a bus please.
sthg girls jerk it to SSS I was told
>>565774453>silverblud thinks he's on the team
>>565774453not enough guys in their lives will put a bitch in their place
The SSSStupidSlowShit
>>565774504Some women want to take care of him.He's very fluffy too.
>>565774531
>>565774531there are no guys in their lives, they don't go outside
Duo has an enemies to lovers kink?
I prefer friends to friends to fuckenemies.
But I'm not a girl.
>Playing stupidDumb nigger I already outed you.
>>565775039>posting on /sthg/ur a girl
I can't read this.
Foxes are not buttons to press.
>>565775039prove it
American Tails remains superior to that cross dresser we got today
>>565775425What would you like to see?
>>565775189How heavily supervised is the writing and art for the IDW comics? Is Takashi Iizuka just selective with how many writing guidelines the characters must adhere to?
>>565775342I hope Tails dies in the most painful ways possible.
>>565775463bobs and hold out out a card that says /sthg/ on it
Only Shadow matters to Iizuka and Sega. Silver doesn't matter. Sonic is being changed into Movie Sonic
Rule 30 tates that girls do no exist on the internet.Rule 31 is Tits or GTFO.Also by citing rule 29 (men are men and women are also men, kids are FBI agents), if someone turns out to be a woman, she will probably act like a man.
>>565775730So does this mean Iizuka lets the IDW writers get away with UWU-ifying Silver and turning Sonic into a blue Amy as long as Shadow isn't mischaracterized?
>>565775576https://files.catbox.moe/ysqofr.jpeg
>>565775975Are humans biased?
>>565776003>Those handsGET OUT PAJEETGET OUTGET OUTGET OUT
>>565776003has your brother been cutting his fingers?
>>565776067Afro-Latino, breh.
>>565776061Of course
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>>565769770i'm pretty sure storytiming GOTF and gigi's murder of me fic would be the result of a nightmare blunt rotation
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