Previous: >>565741256>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
...are you going to do that again?
>>565757452HMMMMMMMNYES
No zoomers can post beyond this post.
Can you keep up with me?
>>565757352#Yeppers, hardly even relevant now>>565757452The what?
As danchou, I'm about to let my club down
are you satisfied, /uma/?
can we go back to being the uma thread it annoys me when anons talk about /a/nime
>>565757452Yeppers
>>565757452I'm too lazy to post that much again, I'm exhausted
>>565757607
Is there a .webm of her dropping and doing the spin
>>565757452Doxxing? I would never.
>NTR OP>90% of posts are old decrepit anons whose only good memories are talking about anime 15 years agoyeah this thread is gonna be unusable until GL comes in like 60 days
What a fucking narcissist.
Wow I fucking suck at horse gambling
It is still my oshiwife's birthday in my timezone
>>565757452I promise I won't jerk off
If there is a football league in the umaverse, should the girls wear stockings?
>>565757720Don’t shay that…
>>565757341kill yourself avatarfag, it's calstone's bday, faggots like you should not make threads
>>565757575The digits on your post are kinda satisfying, yes
I fell for the 2/2/2 meme again
>>565757575my Danchou bounce like this
Best anime is Uchuu Senkan Yamato right /uma/
>>565757816Preferably they'd have no clothing at all
and /uma/ is back to being terrible again, welp.
>>565757551IT'S NOT CAN YOU KEEP UP WITH ME. YOU KEEP UP WITH ME!Who will be the Shirou of umamusume? Us, trainer?
>>565757575Would Curren Chan hold hands while doing it? This is very important.
clubdramaclubdramaclubdrama
I miss Ryanfag breadsI miss soundpostingI miss the global launch daysAnd most of all, I miss the days when Unity Cup was the latest scenarioIt gets worse before it gets better at least
>>565757836>nyooooo my 2d girl didn't get a heckin thread for her birthday!!is this guy for real
BIG Concert will save us
>>565757929well gee I wonder whose fault is it, maybe the retarded attentionwhoring avatarfag who keeps making threads?
>first run>baksuhin hits 5% twice in a row>second run, only Tap Dance City card finished her events, Yanko's didn't even start>third run>Red Desire decided she was going to fuck off to Stamina even when there were literally 0 cards on it for half the run>fourth run>Casino Drive's dates not activating until after summer classic year because she's so obnoxious and refuses to stack with everyone else so I can't click on her in order to increase the chancesWake me up from this hell on earth
We can talk about old /v/ instead if you want.
Does anyone remember Hitman Reborn?
Naritas!
>>565757884I thought we all agreed it was Lain.
This thread will be better tomorrow.
>>565758114I have never ever ever set foot in /v/ and I don't plan to in the future
>>565758049>>565757996Grandlive and Grandmaster suck donkey balls we have to wait for LArc before things go better
>>565758043Kill yourself Ntrfaggot >>565757996ever since that faggot started posting here and larping as an oldfag things are irreparable now
>Senior Takarazuka Kinen>no energy rec items except two amulets I've stockedI swear this shit only happens during G1s.
>>565758114please do that I'm not familiar with /v/ I was faithful to /a/ back in the day
>>565758173Grandmaster was good thoughbeit
>>565758114The last time /v/ was good was when DMC5 was coming out.A lot of memes from those threads spread through the entire internet for years.
>>565758178https://poal.me/aoytf2
>>565758073Why would you continue playing when your luck for the day is that bad?
>>565758246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao
>>565758173>>565758238Grandmasters at least has the most goated ost>>565756386why is this monster Doto kinda hot
“Uma-masume?”
>>565757929>>565757996>>565758054>>565758178Laid down the estrogen pills
>>565758273rent free. you will always be hated here V, there is not a single person who likes you hete
>>565758217Went with wit since I already won junior Takarazuka Kinen. Hopefully the store will at least provide me +20 energy>...and it did for one.
I hate pulling for cards in this game more than anything in any game ever. I got two copies of the bamboo memory SSR. I got two copies of the guts tickezo SSR which I now have at MLB because it keeps spooking me. I got the king halo fantasy SSR which I forgot existed. And after 210 pulls i got one copy of Mr CB. Fuck it all.
>>565758405Cute Journey
Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?
>>565758328Man, this girl was everywhere back then
>>565758421>hete
>>565758293I'm retarded.
>>565757708Kita owes me sex
>>565758554
>>565758567yes nobody fucking likes you here
>satsuki sho>clock 2 times>5th and 8th place>watch the 3rd try>late start>rushed>win by 1 lengthnande?
>>565757884NAGAI AI DA AME NI UTARE SUGITAICHIZUNA KIBOUTOMUGON NO MIRAAAAI~BOKU O URAGIRU KARUMA
>>565758502>it’s usable at 1LB>200 rolls these odds are criminal
>>565758567https://poal.me/qnrm7r
You can't just call everyone you dislike trans, that devalues the insult you fucking nigger donkey
If this hits, I finish the run, if it doesn't I'll just head to bed and autofinish it in the morning.
>>565757452
>>565758554>>565758584What happens if you keep blueballing Ardan
Shut the fuck up you trainer.
>>565758554you forgot>Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?good list, will copypasta in future threads
>>565758554Anon is more dense than Chiyo.
>>565758554She's just being nice
>favorite uma>Favorite slayers character Brian XelBut I'm a girl so...
>>565758554Maybe she wants to be friends?
>>565758043Really now you really think that's the other baker?
>>565758554I don't know.
>Seiun Sky calling you a traineroni
>>565758706NTRfag is a newfaggot so he doesn't know it
fellow opengods, how training A+ umas going for you? Im still planning on how to build them, first trying only racing to buy items to aid training and for some skills, but it aint really working the way I want, guess ill do a proper MANT run and just economize on the skills to hit the rank target
>>565758743Well shit.
>>565758554We just need a trainer edit and it'd be perfect.
>>565758786Get rid of the bird.
It’s too late. I’ve already put your name into the Trainynotes.
Yeah, this thread is going on my trainynotes.
>>565758632The Satsuki is short for a medium so you probably had enough stam to pay for the rush, so it was beneficial. Also RNG.
>>565758554I don’t get it. I’ve only watched fate
>>565758854you're a faggot for baking your retarded avatarfaggot thread instead baking for an uma that has atleast her bday at this day
trainynotes more like trannynotessakura tranny o
>>565758743>3409I am so scared about the future
it's pretty funny how the NTR retard stopped calling everyone brown after coming out as a huge ESL probably from some south american shithole
>>565758957>>565758978can the real chiyoposter please stand up
>nooooooo my 2d wife didn't get a thread on her birthday>noooo i don't care she is a stallion with a big horse cock irl she is my 2d wife>waaah waaaahthis is how you sound btw, you are like 40 years old already Alex, wake up
>>565758957>>565758978
>>565758658I knew I should have waited for the rerun with higher odds and just borrowed for now but... At least with the spark I have 1lb. It just feels so bad seeing so many cards wash through knowing they're all going straight into the shredder alongside my caret stash.
>>565758554Maybe she's Canadian?
>>565759069buy everything>b-but-everythinnnnnng
>>565759016Stop acting like you cared about JPs or birthdays.
So why is TO pronounced Teio why not just call him Teio Elvis?
>>565758471>failed speed training during summer>missing speed rainbows EXCEPT during Japan Cup>lost Arima Kinen>mile S medium S umastan take the chance (both from random events) runAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ntr anon has been around longer than the schizo and suddenly somehow it's now a problem
>>565759178wrong
>>565758893Very easyI have not lost a single lobby
>>565759218Belno will pay for stealing Kitahara
>>565759178Canon btw
Trainee sounds a lot like tranny....
my beloved...
>>565759305it's actually traineroonie
>>565758776If h-doujinshi have taught me anything, she would eventually push her Trainer down and make them understand with her body
>>565759163kill yourself for doing your shitty avatarfag threads that nobody likes, and you still fucking pretend you're not doing it on purpose? please lol
>>565759185TO is written like Te(long vowel)O(long vowel)Teio is Te i o(long vowel)
>>565759148that really sucks. I'm scared shitless about dumping 800 rolls into cards this summer, I'm planning on 400 for Tachyon and 400 for SMaru, but I keep hearing stories like yours about total fucking dogshit RNG and I just want to never pull supoka ever fucking ever
>>565759217Giving attention to the manchild schizo is the real problem. But there is no real solution to it, since he can samefag on a pass cooldown anyway.
>>565759069that's like 50 spurts!
i type in lowercase when supporting my own posts
>>565759252
>>565759350trannyroonie....
>>565759136Hold on, he is blowing me
>>565758776Murder suicide bad ending.
>>565759332what with you pick1 "real" umaor a harem of 5 npc umas
>>565757574Are you Mambodanchou? Were you in the Umastein Files?
>>565759278are you making them in aoharu or mant?
>>565759217>>565759384like you do now?
>>565758328We should do /uma/ sings umapyoi legends...
So can I AFK and leave the club chat open to snipe the Danchou position or do I need to interact with a loading screen.I guess I can set up an autoclicker to be safe
>>565759332oh it IS her
>>565758893Dont buy Rising Dragon for CM13, final corner velocity skills are extremely weak on that course.
>>565757836Not in global, no one cares.
>>565758554we're all laughing because it's an effective joke, but honestly, this is probably analogous to how I'd be reasoning if a girl were into me, because I've reasoned that sort of thing is impossible, therefore there must be another explanation.
>>565759617so is NTR
>>565759523When a new day starts you will be forced out of the club screen and into the lobby with the daily login rewards.>It is a new day!So you have to be there if you really want to snipe it. Install hachimi and unlock it to 160 fps.Anyone in Mambo can read this too. Good luck!
>>565759204>CB didn't finish her event chainI fucked up really hard during the last semester but I guess it was doomed from the start.
>>565759413If your trainee calls you that, and you don't quit on the spot, you have zero self-respect, and your trainee will never take you seriously again.
>>565759639That’s because it is impossible. If you had any hope, you would know.
>>565759501by replying to us you also committed the forbidden actit's over
>>565759069This is with both multiple 0* cards and really bad rainbow RNG
>>565759620: |
>>565759665You are really helpful. Can you help me out too? I was wondering what 4chan's global rule #13 was. It doesn't seem to be coming up in search engines for me. Thanks
>>565758554>>565758554Which one is more dense?
Tokyo Yushun T2400m443620524436205244362052
>>565759665not sure what a picture of Narita Top Road has to do with the topic of that post, are you using her as an avatar perhaps?
Are there no club officers in Mambo? You'd think the danchou title would just automatically go to them?
>>565759481MANT is far less RNG due to scrolls & weights
>>565759665Thank you NTR poster! Tomorrow morning at 8am I'll be ready with hachimi at max fps. The throne will be mine....
>>565759664NTR is in global through her card. Firestone Light has zero presence.
>>565759834>>565759872You have to be 18 or above to post here. Stop breaking the rules Timmy.
>>565759872Nah, we just all love her movie
>>565759898doesn't work like that apparently
>>565758528Keeping me sane Journey.
>>565759898what if officer is also dead?you want us to wait for another 14 days?
Hello friends. My dad is sick again so im not gonna to be able to post for now. Good night again.
>>565759898You would think so but the rules for pace promotion are just "whoever logs on first."
>>565759847if I join this room anons will call me out for joining all rooms made today
>>565759974And there it is, the ultimate brownoid insultI've seen it all
>>565760016Tiny Journey…
>>565760005The star(s) of the movies were Ayabe and Opera
>>565760072Good night bwo, hope your dad feels better soon.
so how many mambros are trying to hijack the spot for danchou. i'm wondering whether I should stay up just to see how much of a shitshow it'll be.
>>565759974you lostnobody likes you
When's the next uma movie?
>>565759847I only have one ace made. And she's provisional.
>>565760147im checking every 10 min
Once again, you have the staygoldtranny pretending he plays the game while spamming the thread with jp bullshit that doesn't belong to him, yet you seethe at the en playing poster because he posts a homely Uma with them. You lot do not make sense in the slightest
>>565759746tranny*
>>565760072Sweepy will cast a spell and guarantee a safe recovery.Good night.
>>565760147You have 11 hours 24 minutes you can go to sleep
>>565760135
>bro I'm ignoring you look how much I ignore you ooohhhh I filtered you please please see me talk about you more bro wow the [-] button is so powerful for a thread supposedly full of oldfag you retards sure love talking about that guy instead of "just ignore him lol", bet you don't even have stubs off just to see him more
I LOVE GOLSHI PLEASE DON'T LET THE EVENT END
Has a sloptuber made a CM14 guide yet
>>565760072>>565760253Very sorry to hear that your dad is about to die.
you only need 900 stam for CM13 btw
>>565760072Good night anon
>>565760147Obviously every single one of us. Have you seen the movie Redline? It's like that. It's a winner take all race to the throne room. How appropriate...
>>565760396no recovery?
>>565759847Lets go one more, I yearn for the mines447845054478450544784505>>565760090You can join my rooms as many times as you want. I don't really care. What are we here for?>>565760212You can join with just one, I don't mind it. Others might be upset about it I guess.
HOLY FUCK DANCHOU JUST LOGGED IN
>>565760365Nigger the sloptubers haven't even made their CM13 aces yet
>>565760415OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
>>565759639I think the lap pillow and her wanting to sleep on your shoulder could be dismissed as being friendly and maybe the love song could be just because she wanted to sing while you happened to be nearby.But the rest of that list is pretty romantic. You'd have to be ACTUAL stupid to not realize it.
>>565760330bro you're not supposed to use buena you use her when you want to take a break
>>565760519Mejiro Ines
HOLY FUCK DANCHOU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>565760551he switched to posting Tachyon when he wants to defend himself in third person
>>565760330Don't try to understand the mind of the schizo
HOLY FUCK DANCHOU JUST DID A BACKFLIP
>>565760616He's just a little airborne. He's still good, he's still good.
hows everyones oshigrind going?ive been doing BIG grinds for my BIG oshi and so far this is my best attempt all i need is some extra points in wit and i will be buono.maybe should i replace a card for some extra grey skills?keep it buono everyone!
>>565760616I don't think Danchou was flying...
HOLY FUCK DANCHOU JUST GAVE ME A FOOTJOB
DANCHOU IS REAL AND HE ATE MY ASS
good morning
>>5657604622 whites max if you're scared of getting raped by natie and/or wedding maya
>>565760463>9/9>You cannot spectate a race that's already started.
>>565760649I'm aware, he posts Buena, NTR, Ayabe, and Tachyon.I like him to be consistent to what images he uses it messes up my tracking.
>>565760730/uma/club danchou does this
A SECOND DANCHOU HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
A Narita airplane just flew over my house
Who rolling for Palmer hereI only like playing ooniges if I have to play fronts so she will be an ace in every long CM I ever participate in.
>>565759185>Teio Elvis
turn on the tv it doesn't matter what channel!!!
Where is the clock relief care package? Did anons lie?
>>565760832That's just brown Suzuka
tiny opera o
hey guys can I get some more of these golshis they're kinda neat
>>565760794How do I join /uma/club?
hey
I jacked off to the AlmondEye femdanchou birth vids
>>565760832who is the boke to Lilac's tsukkomi?
>>565760463Okay I know I said last one, but one more, that gambler lobby was too much fun960233579602335796023357>>565760789Wake up
>>565760726You mean like fans? When I was doing more daily runs I intentionally split the runs between her, Orguir, and Condor so that I could farm more different race banners so she's lower than she otherwise would be.
>>565760906You have to be poached if you rank top 3 in an A+ club.
>>565760912lookin cool pretty cool over there
>>565760962Canonically her trainer
>>565760463>triple noseWHAT THE FUCK
>>565760072sorry to hear that, may your dad recover fast and healthy
HOLY FUCK A SECOND DANCHOU HAS HIT THE TOWERS
>already burnt out of MANT so much it's hard to even finish a run>my deck is so strong getting A+ in Aoharu is impossible back to URA it is
>>565760875Wait is that actually opera?
>>565760995kill yourself ntrfag
>>565760832Lala just gave me paizuri!
>>565760912ghey
more like oguri FAT
>>565760072Goodnight again fren
>>565761087>my deck is so strong getting A+ in Aoharu is impossibleNigger just how much have you spent on this game???
>>565760774gm
>>565761035That's cuteSo her career story is a silly fun one then?
>>565761305I love my mommywifegftrainee
alright I lazily made shitty aces for the dahby They have medium S, enough stam to live and capped speed which is the bare minimum from what I heard.Is the CM after a Taiki/Nishino CM like I read? I should start making Taiki parents now if that's the case and I'll run triple pace
>been farming dober for goldshi for a 3* blue for the last week >gave up and took an acceptable parent to start ace training>get this as the first acefuuuuck this game
>>565761375Yes, with good bonding moments with her and her trainer and also some nice family bonding with her dad Orfe (also they foreshadowed Ai's dad Lord Kanaloa too). It's just as good as Ai's imo
>>565758776>What happens if you keep blueballing [insert obvious for (You) umamusume]
>>565761554Just NishinoTaiki only works for her alone
Which uma would step on my balls?
>>565761553Tsuyoshi is so cute and underrated.When she gets added I'm definitely running a CM with her Teio and Rudolf together.
>>565761645Symboli and Agnes.
>>565761665what if she starts dying when you're having umapyoi
>>565760463Reminds me of the Tenno Sho yesterday
>>565761749No umapyoiOnly hugs and cuddles
sex
>>565759620would mcqueen read the anarchist cookbook with me?
>>565761852with chiyo poster
>>565761616My rights and privacy??
>>565761620Ah shit that sucksSo does that mean Taiki is just autowin?I kinda don't want to use her but feels like I might have to if that's the case. I guess I'll stick with my NYOpera O parent for my side and borrow Nishino
Kissies?
>>565761336Why isnt Mejiro Ryan in the list? Shouldnt she be good in the Derby?
>>5657613070, just rolled for all the good supports instead of spending my carrats on bullshit
Grand Live will set /uma/ straight
>>565760147It's going to be in 9 hours and 58 minutes, 10am CST (9am if your country doesn't observe DST). You got time to sleep.
>>565762207Pretty soulless post. Why even play a game if you aren't using your favorite character? You just like seeing big numbers and seeing first place?Making your favorite characters win is the way to go
>>565762071>So does that mean Taiki is just autowin?YepAs always with MilesI own Nishino but I also feel similarly conflicted on using her even though I do really like herIt's not fun without some challenge
Is there any way to mitigate swinging wide on the final corner?The mechanic can be infuriating.
>>565762440NSM
>>565762207>Instead of spending my carrats on bullshitSoulless
>>565762237Grand Live will cull more of the weak and the strong will move onto the Masters
>>5657600727 and your dad gets better for good this time
>>565762071Nishino and Taiki are a power duo for most miles.
>>565762583Anons dad dying confirmed
Are we gonna get 1600=1250 speed thing for Grand Live as well?
>>565762583YOU HAVE DOOMED HIM
>>565762384>>565762637If I already had the platinum I would do something fun and different but ah well. I'll have to wait and see who else if good on that track before making my decision.Taiki and two other pacers then. Don't have Nishino so I'll have to see
So how did those /v/ sings guys overlap all the recorded tracks together like that? I bet I could get my club to sing umapyoi densetsu together. Or maybe I can convince /uma/ to do it...
>>565762683In before the nips forgets to fix it to make it 1600=1400 speed
>>565760548I'm a khv so I'll ask my female friends about this:>"anonette, would you lean your head on anon's shoulder and go to sleep if you weren't interested in him?">"anonette, would you put a guy's head in your lap while he slept if you weren't interested in him?" I suspect - strongly suspect - that these girls will tell me (like I'm retarded) they'd only do that for men they were in love with.
>>565762683What did anon mean by this
>>565762683of course not. just like how we never got the true vanilla MANT
>>565762795What even is a song /uma/ CAN sing aside from Baksuhin, Chiyono and Goldshi songs. Umasugi, WATASHI NO ZENRYOKU UKETOMETE, Winnin 5, or the staple Umapyoi Densetsu/Make Debut?Ms. Victoria would be kino though
>>565762207post your list of umas? I assume you got Finemo Creek NTR Fuku and Kitasan. Maybe Nature too
>15 clocks left>MANT feels absolutely miserable once I stopped clocking G1sI totally get why JPs hated this dogshit scenario
>>565763038Girls Legend U, that song is hype as fuck.
i cant believe oguri is sexy i refuse to believe she would have the intent to rape me after getting her estrus cycle
>>565763038I can actually sing waracchao
>>565763150Teio is so cool...
>>565762683didn't Cygames have to change it so that the cap was 1600, but training effectiveness would be halved past 1200, so a +70 speed training after 1200 would be +35 speed training. I could be wrong but that's what anon said last thread.
>>565763038Blow My Gale
>>565763038What else?https://youtu.be/6zQ0myS_o60?si=n8o7ZfoHnxbI6Zmr
>>565763038Globalbabs are ESL retards that can barely speak english and you want them to sing in Japanese?
>>565763038Umapyoi Desnsetsu(EN version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>565763038I can sing Ms. Victoria, it's my favorite because it's CB's victory songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuI
>>565763007What do you mean? The MANT we're playing isn't how the japs played it?
>>565763038Do we have a godtier remixer? We're talking about a miracle touch here
>>565763038Make Debut and Yume o Kakeru should be simple
I'm going to take a bath the next uma posted is my wife.
>>565763150>that song is hype as fuck.I wholeheartedly agree though that would be so hard to sing
>>565763335the point of it is to have fun and have tons of people badly singing a song together
>>565763038I said it already bwo it would be umapyoi legend... Everyone can just practice saying the Japanese words it's not even that hard
>>565763391haha no we got all the QOL that were added much later except for super skip and unlocked stats
>>565763391It's faster than what Nips had.
my favorite song is Blazeis my opinion bad?
>>565763038Make Debut duhit's the first song
>>565763465The only thing we have that wasn't in JP MANT is the fast Team Trials. Everything else was 1 year anniversary.
>>565763038Singing ability does not matter at all. I've participated in quite a few /a/ sings and I fucking suck, but the mixer managed to make the final product still sound quite nice and soulful.
>>565763038You guys claim to be oldfags, but you guys are missing the point. Being able to sing good in Japanese has never been the endgoal of the /a/ sings videos. It's seeing the clusterfuck of anons absolutely butchering the Japanese that makes it beautiful.
>>565763568Everyone sounds good in a chorus of people singing their hearts out. Even unloveable stinky kissless handholdless touchless gooning NEETs !!!
how much is NTR's TE at 200k fans?
>>565763623>Being able to sing good in Japanese has never been the endgoal of the /a/ sings videos.Explain this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQs
>>565763391Imagine looking through the MANT slice of life events that have a choice on the wiki to see what reward you want because you don't remember what each one gives, on top of your 6 SSR card eventsYou got it easy and yet you still complain about MANT
>>565763541Backshots
>>56576370620TE
>>565763623>let's go hunter chads
>>565763582I would love to see Flight added to the game.Probably my most wanted horse besides dumb bullshit old foreign ones that will only be cameos
>>565758554All of these canonically happens to Verxina in her own campaign btwBut no one cares about miss number 2 so no one knows or gets spoiled by JPfags
>>565763365Man I fucking love Rudolf and Mr. C.B.'s voices together. It just matches so perfectly
>>565763391nips didn't have agenda and the game never told you when the shop updated
>>565763623>>565763743
Okay but why do honses sing and dance
as a funny joke, we decided to give the front runner 0% speed growth
>>565763862Idols were trendy at the time.
>>565763851>Game didn't tell you when the shop updated WHAT
Ultra golshi mode is actual dogshit
OC GWhttps://files.catbox.moe/g9mvbc.png>but it's gooner shitdidn't ask
>>565763806>I love Rudolf and CBbasically this>72 days from unlocking Rudolf>six months until CBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565763862they're festive niggas
>>565763623I CANT SING OPERA GODDAMN IT https://youtu.be/vCmSb40sV1YandGODDAMN IT, SON A BITCH, FUCK THIS PARThttps://youtu.be/r28NIJkKfEsWill always be kino
>actually got a failed training from practice poor on a 50 wit rainbow before the first inspiration eventHoly fucking shit I'm seething right now. TWO PERCENTWOPERCENT
>>565762885It really depends on the female. Some girls are easily touchy-feely with guys who they consider really good friends but not dating material, while others don't like physical contact at all unless you are the guy they're in love with.
>>565763995I did it with Gold Ship on Aoharu, buying skills as early as possible. It might actually be best to do it in MANT, because you can play it like URA with extra races, and once you get your speed and power up high, races won't fuck you the way they will Classic Year.
>>565764014dont click its shitting dick futa
>>565764103First time?I've been failing single digit % rolls very often these last couple of weeksThe universe plays this cosmic joke on my where if I see a 10% training it is actually a 50% because I swear that's the actual rate for me individually
>>565764103>not using hot sauce
>>565763263You didnt know the story 1600 speed stat translated to 1250 speed stat when racingThat 400 extra speed past 1200 we see during training is just 50 speed while racing
>got practice poor, slow metabolism and night owl BEFORE hopeless stakesnever pressed give up as fast as this
>>565764014sex with natie as in p0n0s in vag000
>>565763743>*loves you*
>>5657641032% doesn't matter that much until it does
>>565764224I feel you bwo I'm getting shat on just now
>>565763365I can sign Ms victoria too but it'd be more like fenomeno and also really shit
>>565764223no wonder the nips got pissed, I'd be mad too. Did Cyjews have to adjust it, or is it just explained openly that it's a waste of stats now?
Thoughts on this Creek?
>>565764224>>565764312I got mood down and slacker into summer today, fun times with the bxos!
>>565764334I have no followup to the values post patch if its 400=100 or 400 = 200
your sing along will never be as epic as /m/'s 0079
>>565764283I wish Ardan were here right by my side on my bed
>>565764368smash, next
>>565764368Super.
long distance runners having any % of growth on guts is retarded
>>565763038>>565763150>>565763434>>565763623We need to sing VOLATAGE, I think it would sound really "good"
If only women behave like my umas
First time using riko in MANT, how do you decide whether to use riko rest or 20 energy + wit click?
>>565764490she's so perfect it hurts
>>565764368I would let that Creek put me in baby clothing, pamper me excessively, and wring my dick dry of semen
>>565763150I agree with Girls' Legend U since it originally have a lot of singers so it's perfect for anons
>>565764535why wouldn't you want extra guts while training stam
>>565764535with everything into consideration which umas have the worst growths
>>565764665cafe
Wonder what kind of treatment Kitasan receives. Are they milking him as hard as they can, which would inevitably lead to his early death, or do they treat him like helicopter parents and exercise extreme caution, so their best stud wouldn't suddenly go kaput?Like, are they just ruthlessly exploiting him or pampering him and exploiting, but slightly less.
>>565764665Cafe
>>565764665Cafe and Bright
>>565764665dantsu flame
>>565764665Which have the best?I'll start.Turbo: 30% speed.
what the fuck
>>565764803>10 stam, 20 guts>medium and mile umaoof yeah that's rough
>>565764665OG HaruOG Rice is almost as bad
>>565764959Does she have a seperate desk for compute and coffee?
>>565764665ive seen some people say kawakami having 20% on guts kinda bricks her
cafe SUCKS
>>565764959That cup of coffee is way too big for her.
>>565764918SMaru is about perfect, 15/15 spd/witRed Maru is also great, 10/20 spd/wit20% speed/10% power is also goated, umas who have that are easy mode.
>>565764918Dober for sure. 10 % speed and 20 % wit
i just realized that cafe might be the only uma that needs WIT sparks to be kinda viable
>>565765093That's still too small.
>>565765148I prefer 10/20 spd pow just because you are more likely to cap speed
Give me a (You) or I rape Mejiro Ardan.
>>565765042that's what people say about Rice too. honestly they'd probably say it about Daisca too, but she's run in such short races that it doesn't matter too much, it probably is a handicap, though. >20% guts growth is bad bonusthis will always be true.
>>565764718Nah, he's treated well don't worry. I doubt a situation like Pui would happen to himSome facts about Kitasan:>Despite his huge size. Kitasan is very flexible that he could kick even from a position that is normally safe for humans>Kitasan actually likes to bite. Not to hurt but just to gauge reaction. And because of his long and flexible neck, he can nip from unexpected angles. He would get mad if the person he bit shows pained or surprised reaction though so he's just doing it to tease>loves being washed - he will never bite the staff members during the bath, but sometimes will hold their arm between his lips or nib fingers, and would start getting drowsy when his mane and tail are being shampooed>doesn't actually dislike breeding, and he's pretty diligent with stud duty. Between the "sessions" of breeding season, he really loves to sleep and sleep constantly, but easily wakes up when it comes to get time with a mare - and then switching off completely once he gets back to stable>Kitasan is not very active until the late autumn, when the temperature cools down - but when it comes, he runs energetically, so staff are very careful in managing his hooves, so they don't wear down from physical activity>tends to get bothered by echoes from other horses neighing at the training stables.https://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/sports/smp/articles/2026/04/041491.html?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Freddit.com
>>565765190cafe is a very cute uma stuck with shit aptitudes. better run as an end, so you need to spark for distance and style>>565765239bastard
>>565765239ardan would rape you and it wouldn't even be a fightknow your place torena
>>565765217it also means they're cuter!
>>565765031nyes>>565765093could be bigger i agree >>565765207
>>565764734>>565764780>30% stam growth >bad
I've read that you should main a running style before long because of card powercreep and specializations but does that mean you want to exclusively run that style at some point or you just want an ace or two and then debuffs or filler?
>>565765448anything about 15% is bad
>>565765448train an end cafe in mant and come back you faggot
>>565765448too much for a late surger/end closer
>>565765508not a jp player but i would imagine you run debuffers alongside a dedicated acedebuffs never become worse and in fact become even stronger because summer gold ship will let you use things like dominator on any distance, or double up on gold stamina debuffs
I haven't seen Oguri's (or Spechud's) FAT FUCK event that recovers 200 energy in a while, am I the only one?
>>565765429i like this pairing
>>565765675disabled in MANT
>>565765714wow that sucks
>>565765328>stuck with shit aptitudes.I want her, but I never really thought about what it would be like training an uma with 30% stam growth. 0% speed growth means you need either 3 speed cards or speed sparks, then you need power sparks and a stam card + 2 wit cards, or stam sparks, 2 power cards and a wit card, but then your Cafe will probably turn retarded. this is actually a tough puzzle, now that I think of it.
>>565765207That's not coffee.>>565765596Shouldn't that be enough to let you run power cards instead of stam? Even in long CMs?
>>565765675STOP SAYING FAT FUCKit is not funny, you're just being mean and childish!
>>565765567>train an end cafeThat has nothing to do with stat growths though. I also want to play End Rudolf/Late Teio but the scenario just doesn't allow it
>>565765818what about just going spd/wit split?you can just raw train stamina without rainbows when there are supports
6 runs, and no medium spart with 9 med spark parent. Im going insane>>565765818her valentine alt is a little better but the outfit isnt as cute as the original. Cafe is a great uma for really LONG CMs, which are the most boring ones anyway
>>565765448>>565765884It's just over kill, yes you can argue that it lets you bring no stam cards or only strength, but 20% stam growth is already enough
is there an artist you always go back to for uma porn?
>>565765939I'm fat I have the pass.
>>565765949>Late Teiodon't let your dreams be dreams anon
>>565765714I'm pretty sure I've gotten Spechud's. Haven't used either one for a while though, maybe that was the tail end of Unity.>>565765939Fat fuck
>>565765939rotundous coitous
>>565766041I'm 51kg, I'll have you knowmeanie
>>565765679same
>have an ace that has everything except for Medium S so she loses by 1.5 lengths to umas with medium S because the final straight is from hell
>>565765939ok
i can't believe the aliens abducted mambo danchou
>>565766019yeah my highest scenario record for like the first 2 months of unity was a late teio. I kept trying to make something better to take her out of my team trials med team but i just couldn't until I got better cards and everyone started witmaxxing.
>>565765884i tried training a cafe during Pisces but youre always lacking on speed or power no matter what combination of cards and sparks you bring and that is without including wit
>>565766286Remember when gaslightdancers told us that Med S is no longer necessary because "MANT takes too long and nobody will grind for it" haha..
Did literally nobody pull for Ines? I haven't seen her any lobbies at all which is weird for a new uma
>>565766286>have an ace that gets Medium S but doesn't cap spd, has several unfinished event chains, and lost the agemasennot sure which is worse desuwa
>>565766396Muteki is probably the only one less popular than her.
>>565766392>>565766286S distance is just particularly brutal on tracks with a long straight. So most longs and Derby. And CM10 was also a piece of shit for this
Going back to reading Re:Zero fuck you guys.
>>565766286>have an ace that got the stats and med S but messed up on skills
>>565766396just by reading her unique skill description looks like the good part of it is extremely niche
>>565766286I remember this faggot here a couple days ago told me aptitude isnt important at all.
>>565766372Even with Rice Power? I feel like this should work in MANT, but I don't have a Cafe to test with. Do you still have any of them?
MAMBO DANCHOU JUST LOGGED IN
MAMBO DANCHOU JUST HIT THE UMA TOWERS
Come give my new Ogurin her test ride.CM13 lobby498316874983168749831687
>>565766396I haven't decided yet. I was interested but I needed Yaeno much more
>>565766540That niche is Tokyo racetrack, ie the current CM. If people don't use her now they're never going to use her.
>>565766286Sex with March Lorraine
>>565766797the ToS...
>>565766797
>>565766797Can you at least post something new?
It's over...
>>565766797woah post moar
>>565766396>so called "front mains" when it's time to roll for a front that isn't completely broken
Could you faggots wait two seconds to delete the porn? It's annoying having to use an archive to see what it was.
>>565766664Results.I think I finally have an ace, but let's try again.267479272674792726747927
>>565767075Hmmm nyoooI don't want to be jannied because a gay nigger newfag thinks it's okay to report me and have a giggle
Bobo is super cute
Do we have the MANT version?
>>565767075It's always some tame bullshitHow does it still manage to drive any interest in you? Anons who post porn never post anything unusual.
>>565766598the biggest issue i always ran is your training facilities levels never being high enoughsince your spd and pwr have 0 growth you have to train a lot and that leaves wit lacking and if youre training a lot youre missing races and skills and MANT is all about racing
>>565767286define unusual
>>565767286Still looking for the legendary ultra flat pokke cosplay sex on twitter
>>565767257she is!
This is special.
>>565767140Results.Failed NSM and MPB so Oguri only works on front heavy lobbies, but she's still cute... Thanks for joining.
>>565766396a unique that's only .45 on a small subset of maps and is .25 otherwise means she's dogshit 95% of the time.Mile skills but one of her golds is a heal is day 1 free uma tier bad synergy.I'd say she's notably worse than original Bourbon and nobody ran her either.also, for the uma they keep saying everyone accidentally falls into calling Big Sis, for her to not get the Big Sisterly skill is pretty stupid.
>>565767286Curiosity.
>>565767468You can't post that
>>565767468I think mirako is an interesting girl
>>565767383
>>565767556Pretty sure I can :^)
The power of donuts
>>565767468i hate thisfuku or ryan would be plenty hotter than this nobody
>>565767621Horses eyes scare me
Dont post porn of oranges...
>>565767621natty?
evens i play stellarisodds i make a hybrid ace debuffer rudolfzero and i finally play project wingman
>>565767621yanko is buff
>>565767758
>>565767758oranges only hug
>>565767529can I see teio build?
>>565767750
>>565767796That's not Nice Nature, it's Forever Young. It says it on the cloth
So stam is a lie for CM13 since there are no stam debuffers?
>>565767808>stellarisold version or the new one? is it playable already? t. had to stop playing at 4.0 or whatever the version with "performance update" was (that killed AI completely)
>>565767796they probably gave him energy potions and read to him from scrolls, so no
>>565767621FAT FUCK
Doing this has convinced me to think twice before committing to 5*'ing anyone on release.
nom nom nom om nom
>>565767796All natural donut diet
>>565767825can only show umanko of the blue one
>>5657679254.4 and the nomads dlc isn't quite here yet but it's out soon, i'm getting back into relearning the game since i was also waiting for all the fucked changes from 4.0 to stop butchering the game performance
>>565767974
>>565767939my statues disappeared like dust when I used them to max out Gentildonna when she came out in JP it's really expensive
>>565768029ty
>>565768113post the gif
Bros, why does Mr. CB have to be so fucking attractive in every way, I want to pull for her NOW goddamnit
no! nishino dont invite seiun shes gonna sneak into your tent and molest you!! nooooooooooo!
>>565768268Imagine having a girlfriend called MISTER CB lmao
>randomly get the falco groundwork event>pick the bottom option>get groundwork from inspiration anywayCalculated as fuck.
>>565768303Anon, care to explain that TP?
>>565767939That banner is the last time I go back for the second uma after getting the one I really want.
you'd think kawakami getting NSM as a potential would make her fairly usable but her unique having such strict activation requirements on top of just being a generic velocity boost when you do get it is just too big a hurdle to overcome
>>565768268Their diets were changed after this era.
>81 spec prio Vodka is glued to power>100 spec prio Kitasan hasn't been seen on speed in 10 turns
>>565768438Yeah but if you win with her you get to watch her boobs jiggle
>>565768413i currently dont have a club so i dont care
>>565768413what's the problem, officer
>>565768257I do not have such a thing
Hello bros, new fag hereHow important 50% race bonus for MANT? So lets say i have 47%, is this bad? You need 50%?
>>565768487>Fuku crashes out >Fail debut Cool all the bad luck gone in just 5 minutes!
>>565768562Sad...
>>565768438This CM is my third time using Kawakami. I'm making my (and her) dreams come true!
>>565768604race bonus essentially works on breakpoints, and 50% is the most notable one40%, 50%, and 60% are what you want to aim for within reason, 47 and similarly numbers like 45 and 35 won't do much
>>565768604just do your best anon50 is the bare minimum but you do with what you have
>>565768640I did make an AI video from that and it was cute but not sufficiently error-free to post
>>565768604I love boobs so much broVery important, its the bare minimum for decent race rewards. The game round downs any value by the 5s, so 47% bonus is the same as 45%.
>>565768704Oh well, the still image is plenty cute as is
>>565768710
>>565768710>>565768697>>565768694Ty bros, i dont have support cards to make 50... alright
>>565768819
>>565768874do your best anon, 40% race bonus is serviceable if you don't have the cares to squeeze out any moreonly two more months of MANT and you'll be somewhat freer from your binds
>>565768604>newfag You are fine with the 47%. Just play the game at your own pace, and save as many carats as you can
>>565768819woah even going as far to expose her tummybrian wuv
>>565768957>save as many carats as you canWhy? I'm trying to get support cards for 50% mant
I'm getting destroyed in room matches. Everyone has optimized umas. Guess I really need to get Medium S and load up on the mid-race skills somehow.
>>565769025there are no support card banners worth rolling on for MANT and the scenario is already halfway overwait two months and roll on the tachyon + light hello banner, much better use of your caratsnot worth rolling on shitty banners just to try and get slightly better MANT runs
>>565769025The sweet spot is actually 52.16666666666%. If you have less than that then you may as well not even play. But above that point, you get an extra hidden bonus of 300% post-race stat improvements, due to the way Shinto works
>>565768874try borrowing cards that give you 15% RB like nice nature wit
My original character, Sakura Mareyono O
>>565769115Ty bro, one more question. Are these SSR cards good for future scenarios?
Ok all the /v/ sings has gotten me hyped for /uma/ sings who's dick do I have to suck to get them to organize it
kingu love
>>565767531>>565766396i'd like to add. I checked all the maps and CMs. It looks like it's Tokyo. Every tokyo map has a hill that ends 300m before the finish line. She'll be useful for CMs 13, 14, 25, 31, 33, 38JP just finished CM 45. in the 33 CMs since her debut she is useful 6. That's less than 20% of the time. If you alternatively look at it that they intentionally made the next 2 CMs tokyo so she'd be desirable and inspire fomo, then after her honeymoon period she's useful for 4 of the remaining 31.If she had something interesting in personality to make up for it maybe people would roll, but she's pretty uninteresting so far. Did they even put her in an event to help advertise her? I dont' think so.
>leave club >cooldown ends>nobody recruiting anymoredid you guys just gaslight me into bricking again?
>>565769326Any random fukuposter's until you get lucky
>>565769395lol
>>565769395Mambo will have at least two openings in about 9.5 hours. What do you bring to the table?
>>565769298>super creekgood literally forever even into mdoern JP, whenever stamina recovery skills are needed>narita top roadgood speed card, falls off but as a newfag you make do with what you have, firm course menace is a very good skill>mr cbgood wit card, gives a very good gold skill for end closers>not ssrs but nishino and windynishino has 15% race bonus so she's good for pumping up your RB, serviceable power card even if she's not the bestwindy has 10% race bonus when you luck into one more dupe too, and she's a solid spd card in her own rightpretty good overall
>>565769025>>565769115There's literally one right now (CB) and another one in like a month (Summer Maru). That said, I agree you're better off playing around with Unity and training open CM umas.
>>565769395mambocalypse tomorrow no? there will be 29 free spots
>>565769395apply for uma&co
>>565769257Pic related
>>565769025The scenario is halfway trough, this game is very punishing if you don’t have a good deck if you want to be ‘meta’. Just enjoy the characters and stories, and right now if you want to plan for the future you want to have strong ‘parents’, and save your carats
>>565769298NTA, but CB and Creek are useful for a long time. Assuming you don't reroll the account I highly recommend rolling on the CB/Creek rerun.
>>565769538But I'm not an avatarfag.
>>565768438any hurdle can be overcome with enough determination and sheer force of fucking will!i need to have a BIG DETERMINATION for my oshi! and i know you can do it too bwo!keep it buono!
>>565769298>CBwhat card would annons recommend here, seen his end closer sexual orientationif you tell anon to save for Tachyon speed you're crippling him, he should get Light Hello with free rolls and save until Pasa, but he lacks KSB
>One month ago we all agreed to roll for tach+lh>Now we don't agreeBROS...
>>565769698Summer Maru and Tachyon are both good speedsticks.
>>565768438>her unique having such strict activation requirements on top of just being a generic velocity boost when you do get it is just too big a hurdle to overcomeAnd yet people run Teio who got robbed of her NSM potential.
>>565769689>Buonobro has more plats than meDamn... I'm just a humble oreng trainer but I have to respect this...
>>565769791Yeah bro, don't roll for Hello and take a break for 6 months
>>565769684what does that have to do with anything?
Just found out how "easy access" Dantsu Flame fasual outfit is
>>565769903fat cow
It's him! Our new MamboDanchou
What happens when the clocks run out?
>>565769395umatism needs a member badly
>>565769538do i need to attentionwhore first, or can i do it after joining your club
>>565769958Post it
>>565769903dantsWHO?
I think the new Mambo danchou SUCKS
>>565769689i'll keep trying, buonobro... but i don't think i can do iti've only ever gotten one plat and it was with my biggest highroll of all time (at the time), but the power ceiling has risen so much higher...>>565769807the teiorunner? that's me toobut i at least run red teio who has a super velocity ult like rudolf and oguri, blue teio bros have it so bad
>>5657699961 clock = 10caratsYou have to choose if the run is a fan run or an ace run.
>>565770020it
>>565769932did somebody say fat cow
>>565769791WE ARE ALL SAVING CARATS FOR 2 MONTHS, 3 IF YOU WERE SMART AND DIDNT ROLL FOR CHEERLEADER MEDIOCRE UMAS
>>565769476Ty bro
>>565770106soulless
>>565770106rolling for your favorites is the smartest thing you can possibly do.
>>565770018?
>>565770106>Me missed out on his Cygames appointed Natty GFYour loss
>>565769538Uh, do I need a d*sc*rd? I don't really want to make one.
>>565770215she really nails Marvey's voice
>>565770018If you double the quota you can even date our danchou (with consent), but we're yet to kill the flatnigger anyways
We have to RAPE the toreina !
>>565769996You die
>>565769538My insurance doesn't cover HRT.
>>565770382Just buy it from a south American bathtub chemist like the rest of us sis
>>565769996you you start borrowing fuku
I'm not soulless. I'm just saving for "her"
>>565770106nah i'd wini'll have enough carats to MLB tachyon by the time comes around
Every umamusume with an JRA Hero Series Poster and its quote>MaruzenskyThe condition for a hero to be born is our cheers.>Mr. C.BThe greatness of the turf, that greatness began at Nakayama in the spring, director Mr. CB>Symboli RudolfOnce you master the art of winning>Katsuragi AceShoma / Genuine Truth>Mejiro RamonuQueen of 1986>Tamamo CrossWind or Light>Soccer Boy/Dicta StrikerIt's a bullet shot>Inari OneThe blood of Mill Reef>Oguri CapThank You>Super CreekReverse Pick>Yaeno MutekiInvincible dance bloomed in Tokyo's 2,000 flowers>Daiichi RubyThe explosive power of blood.>Mejiro RyanTrue strength is something no one knows.>Mejiro McQueen12 starring roles>Mihono BourbonThe spirit of Sparta. Spartan training, born from love and faith.>Tokai TeioHas the monarch surpassed the emperor?>Yamanin ZephyrIt was far too strong to be called a gentle breeze.>Biwa HayahideVividly and wholeheartedly.>Rice ShowerA solitary stayer who loved Yodo>Narita BrianSatsuki Sho: 3½ lengths, Derby: 5 lengths, Kikuka Sho: 7 lengths.>Sakura LaurelThere's a dream I want to share with you.>Mayano Top GunA shock wave traveling at Mach speed.(1/?)
>>565770475Yup.
can I go 1 Front 1 Pace 1 End or am I handicapping myself?
I just use THAT
>>565770106sorry but natie was giving me an erection everytime she showed up that I couldn't resist
>>565770528super VILLAIN
>>565770528>>Oguri Cap>Thank Youchills
>>565770567Yes, you always want 2 fronts if you are running one
i've mentally prepared myself for the tachyon light hello banneri'm going to roll 8 light hellos and zero tachyons except from hard pity and then commit seppuku
i'm saving for our mejiro HERO palmer!
>>565770664why exactly? should I put NSM on my fronts then? I just made 1 front but w/o NSM
>>565753886
>>565770528>>Oguri Cap>Thank YouKino
There's no way it's correct to go back and try for MLB right? It wouldn't get me that many more borrows would it?
>>565770528Ogurin...
>not a single decent Mile Frontrunner Parent PasaWhat the fuck
>>565770542>2029Only the strongest will survive...
>>565770475>sextupling spark your future oshi uma to 5* right there and thereFoolish, but admirable
>>565770774fronts need other fronts to compete against to establish an actual lead, solo fronts will fail to create a gap between them and the runners behind them and likely get overtaken by pace chasers before late race even happensthere's a very real chance if you only run 1 front that nobody else will be and your front will be useless
>>565770774Front Runners slow down if there's no one close behind them. A solo front will cruise to the Pace Chaser behind. NSM is unnecessary for this CM specifically because everyone can hit Red Shift. Maybe take Nimble but it's not a bit deal.
>>565770106I got both cheerleaders in 12 rolls
>>565770774If there's at least one other front they will fight for first and go faster during the midrace. If it's just one front they won't and the pack will be much closer going into the late race.
>>565770774They both keep contesting each other and pushing each other forward
>no serious replies to my queryYou guys are seriously starting to piss me off
>>565770528>>Oguri Cap>Thank YouBWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
I'm not even gonna do a failed Oguri career today
Uma&Co should get S rank to silence the haters
>>565770927>>565770918>>565770908>>565770897never knew that and I started in July, guess that's why I always felt my front didn't win that much on previous CMs
>>565769096Just do your rival races and you should be getting the standard (style) and medium corners/straightaways hints, it would be fun getting your Ramp Up and Tail Held High to keep combos up but even the hints should be good enough as a base then get your good golds from your cards. And also hoping you don't get Hawkeye as a hint 3 times in a row
oguri is not sex
So what card is Mr. CB(the Uma) supposed to use if she can't use her own signature card?
>>565770671>0lb to 3lb finemo in 30k carats>nishino flower pity>cheer neicha in 10 ticketsI'm getting fucked next banner
>get fast learner>lowroll so shit it's not even SS
>>565770950meowdy
>>565770959Oguri is so beautiful
>>565770650>>565770792>>565770881>>565770959CAP AS IN PEAK
anyone still looking for a club (A+)
>>565770973/uma/club poaches the top grinders of any /uma/ club that comes close to S so that's impossible
>>565771062me at the club
>>565770959hate Cingray's manfaces
where did the ogurizilla meme come from
this is the next uma anime protag say something nice
>>565771043>since Julyyou are joking right? Haha
>>565770973their rep is already beyond repair
>>565771087the secret sauce
>>565771217Love her cute face and outrageously sensual tits
>>565770973
>>565771217megane sexo
>>565771043I just learned this from your post and I've also been playing since July
>sparked CB>get 1 (one) CB>7 other useless SSRfucking shit, but 1LB at least
>>565771215Oguri sounds like Ogo ri which means big lizard in Japanese
>>565771217she looks ready to lead the uma rebellion and slaughter ningen by the thousands
>>565771335dantSEA flame...
>>565771072you're right, she's SUPER sex
>>565771217AWW HELL NAW
I want to join an A+ club that isn't uma&co, is this really the only option?
>>565771247when next drama happens everybody will forget just like dacchis and rare brick
>>565771062See, I was hoping to avoid having to do many MANT runs to line up Distance S + appropriate hints. One of my least favorite parts about MANT is that you can hardly get hints from supports anymore. Now you need properly looped parents, and guess what, those parents need to be made in MANT. Unity gave you 2 free gold skills so I miss being lazy.
The inevitable gold ship gen anime
>>565770528>Hishi AmazonA magnificent fighting spirit>Air GrooveBurn fiercely, beautifully.>Taiki ShuttleThe summer we conquered the world.>Special WeekThe strength to continue walking the righteous path.>Grass WonderA chosen dream.>TM Opera OA hymn to the champion.>Stay GoldI can't help but love you.>Meisho DotoA torrent of power that shakes the turf.>Agnes TachyonA shocking legend.>Narita Top RoadOne goal, the path to the top.>Agnes DigitalA true hero doesn't choose their battlefield.>Symboli Kris SThe Jet-Black Emperor>Hishi MiracleThe "miracle" comes from a long sprint.>Tap Dance CityThis is our style of running.>Zenno Rob RoyThe champion of the classic style.>CesarioThat day, she became queen of two countries.>VodkaI was intoxicated by their strength.>Daiwa ScarletTomorrow, too, the scarlet wind will blow. On my journey, I will make it big and gentle.>Buena VistaIn search of breathtaking scenery yet to be seen.>Victoire PisaPrayers answered, dreams fulfilled>OrfevreGolden Art>GentildonnaThe genes of a Triple Crown champion>Gold ShipThe Golden Route(2/3)
>>565771421Mambo?
>>565770528I like how everyone is trying hard and oguri's is just " thank you"
Oguri does not know what sex is
>>565771421pretty sure umadash was recruiting
>>565771217She has huge... glasses
>>565771421Tamalove has two slots, but IDK if they're reserved.
PLEASE I NEED A CLUB TO JOIN OR ELSE MY DAILY CAREER RUB WILL BE WASTED (400-500K FANS???)
>>565771434Rare Brick is still a meme
>>565771464>>Agnes Digital>A true hero doesn't choose their battlefield.our FUAAAAARRKING HERO
ryan has more sex appeal than oguri
>>565771434Joining rare brick might be unironically even worse than umanko
What went so right that Oguri won so much? And I mean generally. You saw the video of her final race and all the cheers.
>>565771575>400-500k fans in mant
>>565771434Dacchis are a seasonal meme that will be made fun of every time a Danchud cup happens
>>565771715Dude
>>565771575Sounds like a mambro player!
>>565757646based and preg-pilled
>>565771469meh dramafag full of doxxers>>565771484never heard of it>>565771543ain't joining a poorfag club, also almondlove was a better name with a catchphrasedesu uma&co has an amazing name but the drama around the club sucks and i don't want that
>>565770950source
>>565771715
>>565771715I want to lick
>>565771715NEED
>>565771464>Narita Top Road
>>565771862ULALA DON'T LOOK!
>>565771825You managed to be more of a bitch than all the dramas combinedJust go back to your B+ "comfy" club
>>565771825Why do you care about fake drama from anons on a chinese board? Mambo still alive through all that
>>565771715Guess its time to fap
>>565771914SAARS she opened vagene
>>565771825You never heard of it because it has no drama so you should like it. They are also comfortably in A+
>>565771825What a little bitch kek
>>565771997Now I need to see her bob.
No really gives a shit if an uma does dumbshit against their trainers huh
>>565771975Why did japs have to have shitty tastes and make maru's bikini bottom that retarded low-cut shit instead of patrician high-cutor you know, just normally higher up on the hips at least
>>565771464>Kitasan BlackAnd so, he became everyone's beloved horse>Almond EyeDreams in your eyes.>Daring TactDreams surely come true.>Chrono GenesisDream, no matter how many times.>Gran AlegriaBeauty, speed>Loves Only YouThe world only you saw.(3/3)
>>565768472I dress like Sirius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bededgLC08
>>565771935is this from a playable scenario? looks kino
>>565771943>>565772014
I have enough for 1 more skill. I can buy 1 more recovery or some speed skill. Against a 1200 wit nature fully loaded she only has 80% spurt rate. Do I get it or gamble I won't encounter that?
>>565770528>everyone else gets cool titles or fancy descriptions>Brian is just his triple crown victory lengthsLmao, I can see why they made her an major autist and that's why I adore her
Hate it when this happens, makes me feel like I'm fucked both ways
>>565772064>>Kitasan Black>And so, he became everyone's beloved horseNgl, a simple thank you to oguri says more of that than this sentence
>>565771715>backwards clit
Dacchis is the elite /uma/ club
>>565772179>Not Mile Championship
>>565770528Kinda shitty of them making a maru poster but not allowing him in derby.
>>565772183kitasan is strong, but oguri saved horse racing
>>565772235Daccheats you'll never restore your honkr
>>565772224good eye
>>565772224Anon!?
>>565772235>farmer club for /uma/club
>>565771635Digitan anime WHEN?!?!
>>565772172Aaaaa now I look like even more of an idiot!
>>565772064>And so, he became everyone's beloved horseSoshite... minna wo...
>>565772064How does Chrono have the coolest name and catchphrase?
>>565771464My Jet-Black Emperor (wife)...
>>565771217I'd fertilize her donkey womb
>>565772064Is there a link to all of the posters and/or videos, I like Super Creek's the most but it would be nice to see em all.
>>565772256I clear that one on senior year so I won't miss this epithet in case I somehow can't clear arima
>>565772321Better check the spreadsheet and make sure that's enough stam.
>gold ship late race starts>activates every nav skill>starts teleporting across the track looking for a line
>>565772420It's Arima, everyone can do it
>>565771087
>Nishino FlowerTurf, cute and funny.
/Poach/ ClubUMAWhoDaccheatsAva&CoRare BrickordMambo and /uma/hjong are cool
>>565772426>Stamina needed 623That's a gaslight for sure
>>565772064I like that Chrono's phrase and her dream continuing on with Croix's journey now is referenced in her character song too (the "ten/十" referring to the cross for Croix du Nord) . It really holds a lot more meaning knowing her story with Kitamura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKc0iF2MNls
>>565772501Not my marus sometimes, which is crazy considering I usually have little to no prob clearing KKK but then I fail the Arima lol
>>565771043idk man I ran solo front last CM and she was my highest win rate at 40% round 1 30% round 2 and I thoroughly believe the only reason she didn't win me finals was because of starting post shenanigans. If you just build a better front, she'll duel the enemy's fronts and crush them underfoot, and when she's solofront she provides a great stepping stone for your pace to snowball from. I see great results with Front Pace Late.
>>565771743Has there even been another Danchode Darby since the first?
>>565772607okay avatarfag
>>565767821
>>565772405https://jra.jp/gallery/ads/heroes/index.htmlbut for videos you could check the winner serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IWHULr7O-8
>>565772064>Daring Tact>Dreams surely come true.well where the fuck is she then
>>565772607You were just too dumb to think of a pun for those 2 clubs
>>565771217EKUSUCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565772620Have you got any recovery?
Nothing rhymes with orange
>>565772064No Croix du Nord? wtf
>>565772729>ywn get a bearhug from taiki and get have her breast boobily all over you
Dober SSR or Ikuno Dictus SR to use as a second Wit card? (with Sunday SR)>why aren't you using Tachyon or DaiwaTachyon is the trainee and Daiwa SSR is the borrow...
>>565772772Yeah, I usually get corner rec and depending on how many hints I have, either restless or moxie and still lose sometimesFuck it I'll risk it this time and take the mile championship on y3
>>565772790no...
>>565772638There was one for the previous CM too, yeah.
>>565772805get to*
>>565772842Whatever event chain is better for energy/stats
>>565772768...shut up
>>565772797He's still in the middle of his career but he's 100% getting one along with his genmates
>>565772759Prison
>>565771464>Agnes Digital>A true hero doesn't choose their battlefield.she seriously has the coolest title. Digitan LOVE
>>565772790No it doesn't
>>565772913/uma/dong...Manbong...
Im the only poster proven to be male in this general
>>565771635kys NTRfag do not soil digitans reputation
burger samurai
>>565772790door hinge
Cripple love!
>>565773038balls or gtfo
>>565772912Dictus it is then
>>565773038Are you the guy that posted his jerk off videos?
>>565773047purposefully pronouncing basic japanese in a really strong white mid-west accent in front of grass wonder
>>565773038Considering how filled with estrogen most of the posts here are, yeah i believe it, i'm surrounded by womb havers
>>565772790orenji
I want to umapyoi
front or pace?
>>565773205but does anyone want to umapyoi with YOU?
>>565773224End
>>565773164dipping sashimi into ketchup and mustard in front of grass wonder
You gay niggers keep talking about club drama but nothing ever happens. The last club drama that wasn't a nothingburger was with that spreadsheet danchode from close to a year ago.
>>565773129Yeah
>>565773280>>565773319I don't have Cock and Ball Wit card and I'm borrowing NTRs...
>>565773252I don't know
>>565773291All the club drama is pushed by one or two schizos that are bored
>>565773291umaooo dieding is drama tho
Inumusumes
>>565773340Ayabe guts will do.
>>565773431I LOVE DOG MUSUME
>>565773484I was gonna say why all dog umas have big fat tats but then I remembered Chiyono O
>>565765270horse mouths freak me out. I think it's the combination of loose, floppy lips and the long, jutting gums with big teeth.
>>565773340Open League is that way
>Maya jobs 4 times in Satsuki Sho>jobs once in NHK Mile>3rd in Derby even with near perfect flashy landing procLETMEUSEASMANYCLOCKSASIWANTCCYYYYYYYYYYGAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565773550
taiki raped her trainer but no one seems to care
>>565773719who asked
Holy shit
>>565773484they're called inu musume
>>565773620I'm honestly glad they set a limit because I would be carrat broke if not
>>565773719I care>>565773743I asked
>>565773907If you're buying clocks with carats you probably have enough runs to get a decent amount of highrollsif you're like me and don't dedicate your life to the game you get fucked by the 5x limit
>Races gave me more speed than spd trainings from the start to summer 1
>>565773484go away
which gigabuhi wit card should I borrow for my fronts? I have Fine Motion. I have been borrowing Nice Nature but it sucks that I can't use the gold skill
>>565773291Blame Mambo for not imploding
>>565774109this nigga is gay
>>565774169curren since you can cut the chain off at the first event to get +30 energy and playtime's over while opening up more chances for your other cards to finish
>>565774181That ends today fortunately
>>565773550medium is premium
>>565774169nothing else really seems good, you could borrow riko instead
>>565773719>>565773743
The prophesized Mambogeddon is coming. We just failed to account that none of us can read a calendar when making the initial estimates.
>>565774260What if they fix their shit and even less is happening afterwards?
>>565774373Not gonna happen unless my connection shits the bed at the promised time
https://youtu.be/D6Md3aR91JA
does mambo even deserve all of this?
>>565774423Why would you do your fellow club bros dirty like that?
I never did forgive danchou for snubbing me for the officer position. We'll see who has the last laugh now.
>>565771715>still up
>>565774578never fucking mind
>>565774470It's not a matter whether they deserve or not It’s whether they enjoyed the flow they took the ride of We can just support and cheer them on, regardless of their choice
Don't let any club drama distract you from the fact that Orfevre has the worst solo song in the entire Uma franchise
>>565774746post the song
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
I HATE MILE B AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have a green goo and cupcake I'm saving for summerWould you use it on the first turn of the senior year?
>>565774840Yeah get that speed
>>565774840No, you're already set to overcap speed
>>565772224You made me zoom in for thaf
>>565774840Use summer to train STA instead
>>565774840That's a 55 drink the goo and strap ok the anklet bwo
>>565770528>>565771464>>565772064cool post but remember the indonesian will be reposting it on twitter
>>565774942
>>565774840do it and then start focusing on stam and wit
>>565774893>>565774930>>565774984>>565774991>>565775025Ended up training, Creek better show up 4 turns in a row during summer.
>>565774694Yo that's my girl Cactus!
>no third green because falco never gave me the right hint and topro never appearedSo close to being great...
>>565775069>SMaru userGood
>>565774746t. Win Variation
>>565775069>no TTLwe doing some trolling
>>565775040I told you not to bro don't blame me when you get 1200 speed by November and have to rest in summer
>all clocks gone>in junior yearI hate MANT
>>565775295retardsettle for top 3
>>565775325even on G1s? I lost them in both FS and Hopeless
>>565775246Yeah parents left me hanging too but I would've settled without it because it was my best career yet
>>565774795youtube.com/watch?v=xY5JtnTte4w&list=LL&index=29
I hate every son of a bitch who has MLB Creek. Like the neighers who had ksb before her rerun, literally playing on easy mode.
>>565775295you're not supposed to clock anything except the crown/tiara you greedy idiot.
>>565775469>>565775469>>565775469page 8, last bake for me, good night
>>565775497>>565775497>>565775497
>>565775495kill yourself
>>565775495>>565775508
>>565775508Gonna use this one I think, the OP is way cuter
>>565775325>settling>ever
>>565775495ugly shit op
>>565769395rare brick has two spots
>>565775495>>565775508good job retards
>>565770235no...
