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Demonic Pacts Rank Update #27

Dragon Point Cutoff: 65,000 - Players Qualified - 5,726 (+975)
Rune Point Cutoff: 47,500 - Players Qualified - 22,510 (+2,333)
Adamant Point Cutoff: 32,000 - Players Qualified - 79,144 (+4,883)
Mithril Point Cutoff: 22,000 - Players Qualified - 141,616 (+5,909)
Steel Point Cutoff: 10,000 - Players Qualified - 233,318 (+4,373)
Iron Point Cutoff: 4,000 - Players Qualified - 294,852 (+3,000)
Bronze Point Cutoff: 2,000 - Players Qualified - 323,834 (+2,588)

Additional Stats:

Total Ranked Players in League - 389,451 (+2,463)
True Dragon (Top 1% by Points) - 3,895 Players - 65,100 Points Cutoff
True Rune (Top 5% by Points) - 19,473 Players - 49,030 Points Cutoff
BONUS /osg/ LEEGAY POWER RANKING:
Top 100 Week 1 DCup chads
1. Knuupy (Undisputed queen of Leagues, 5th person in the league to cap her points GZ KNUUPY!!!!!!!)
2. Sseia (Newcomer, first osger to dragon cup at rank 98)
POWER GAP
Dragon cup shitters carried by buffs and fixes, not top 100 or week 1
3. I LOVE KPOP (Losing both dragon race and point cap race needed free points from Jagex to get dragon)
4. Nut Bladder
Rune Cuppers and other misc. Casual players
5. John Dad
6. Meriipu
7+. Everyone Else

>GOTR works on pvp worlds
>wintertodt works on pvp worlds
>BA won't even let you climb down the ladder
What the shit, jagex?

>>565759681
hey just so you know the league ended 2 weeks ago

>>565760261
hey just so you know there are more real players playing league than the main game right now

>>565760334
then you should let them know the league is over

can we please be nicer to each other :/

>>565760425
no thanks you can have fun doing gotr on the main game with 200 bots or whatever

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>>565760446

gotr isnt ehp after the outfit so no i dont think iw ill do that

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>ehp

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>>565760690

this general is ruined

>>565760613
my bad im new here from r/transgenderdiaperplay meant for >>565760509

cool colors but what does that have to do with efficiency

sounds like words

>>565760763
hey friend you seem lost you can go back at any time though

those only sound like words if you have an internal monologue which not all of us do

i think my internal dialogue is lying to me

me personally i have the attention span of a 2 year old on meth so i need 100x xp and 581x drop rate for the game to keep my attention and thats why i like league slop

me personally i have crippling autism and couldnt be good at anything irl so i turned to video games but whenever i played competitive games i would lose in bronze so i became an ehp athlete in runescape where the only skill metric is clicking a static position on my screen for hours at a time

wow she got really mad at that more people are playing the league than the main game comment

>>565760735
ive been absent

im a little above average at everything i do

>>565761301
can i see

im gonna make the girl in my class my gf

erm shenny youre a teacher and shes 8 you cant do that

my creative collab partner put a middle finger emoji in their status things are going swimmingly i think

how's everyone doing this fine sunday evening?

actually i have a maxed iron i just play the leagues because its fun

im fine on this fine sunday evening i just ordered a macbook neo

shenny only has two personalities the one thats like “omg osg i love you sooo much im crying how much i love you” and “i hate all of you faggot trannies”
is this what you girls mean by a bpdemon

nice nice

i still can't believe apple released a macbook for $600. if they are reliable and built to the same standard as the pro/air then pc laptops are in trouble

im not doing good

speaking as a bpdemon i could never hate osg as a whole the entirety of my hate is focused on individuals

can someone tell me if i have bpd

someone probably can yeah

are we still doing nicknames for each other can i be scooter

can i be kiriikp

catch a riiiiiide lol

like in here i mean

loved you for a long time but what you did made it so i can never trust anything you say and my perception of you will now always be a manipulative and dangerously immature person who would likely hurt me in the worst way if i allowed myself to get too close

everything that can go wrong is

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who posted a video that shows this is the correct way to gear for water thorns theres no way all of these lil timmies came to the same incorrect conclusion

yeah that tends to happen

>>565762179
good morning john

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>>565762290
cute

whats the problem with enjoying the game in different ways

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oh no no no

shirt is soaked in sweat

its hot here too thats adding to my stress

>>565761682
my girl friend said she likes my angle she thinks its cute

for me its more sticky

d3ks calls mine her cute little guy and talks to it in a baby voice

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>just run everything through the los checker

going forward, if I find out youre pro this LGBT event bullshit, im just going to remove you from my friends list

>>565763457
based john

whatever bigot

im the juggaluggaluggaro

my bleeding soul

wipe her from my mind and move on

Does anyone want to bring their most valuable gear and 28 unnoted flax to the wilderness agility course on world 374?

>>565763868
stop posting

i like how chill she is

im chill

your cringe

my cringe

remember when the SAO anime was released and how hyped we were

good times

yea that too but im also chill so

ive never been hyped for an anime

wasnt hyped just watched it because it was the big thing at the time didnt particularly care for it and dropped it after the first season

i was somewhat excited for witch hat atelier but i havent watched any of it yet

another good word to describe it is the hollowing like in dark souls lore hollowing is described as the lost of purpose or "self" your soul if you will

life is just like a dark souls game

goodnight osg i love you

are you talking to me

im going to find my dark soul in russia

still love her but need to remove her from my life and forget that she exists so i can move on

you gotta pay the troll toll to get into your dark soul

Already had 2 people message that they're pro pride event and saying theyre deleting me LMAO, the trash took itself out!

is this like reddit reposts or thread reposts from 10 years ago or what are we doing here

no cap!

i went through my stack of master clues so i went to watson and got more

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>>565765376

say one of these cute or funny things or fuck off

nm wats on with you

>>565765441
lol

im giving up ill try again tomorrow

im raiding the thread but now i go to sleep big day tomorrow

no dont raid the thread when i started reading it again

what a boring proposition

goodnight osg i love you

its not a raid when its just you talking to yourself

why not

how would a raid significantly differ from the amount of off topic retardation that gets spammed here hourly

it wouldnt, thats why its just him talking to himself in a way that stands out from the rest of us being retarded with each other

*invaded by dark spirit shenkansen*

hehe

shenny before you go could you brief john on your thoughts on little kids

silence speaks louder than words as they say

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bye bye beautiful

wish fagex would le me use morrigans javalins in pvm so i wouldnt have to do cg

cg = c*ck goblin?

yeah

How good is the writing in RuneScape? Is it worth reading the quests? I've made it a habit to not read any quests in wow because the writing is shit

yep

it is kind of stuck in the 2010s

implying thats a bad thing

well i suppose we all are

not me i live in the now

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>I LOVE osrs but I hate PvP, PvM, bank standing, forestry, barbarian assault, wintertodt, guardians of the rift, tempoross, temple trekking, giant's foundry, mage training arena, pest control, blast furnace, all forms of agility training, gnome ball, rogue's den, mastering mixology, afk training combat stats, trouble brewing, slayer, fishing trawler, volcanic mine, zalcano, sailing, anything that involves grinding for a random drop, and standing at the GE for attention

i wonder if its worth trying to go to sakhalin its quite remote but it would be a unique experience

thats so me

>>565768645
>bro i just wanna stay at draynor willows forever

is it worth becoming a threadgirl on osg in 2026?

i think places like that are interesting but ultimately low on the list of places i would prioritize traveling to

>>565768956
no you missed the golden age were currently in the decline

but what if i can save us

it would take a real creative spirit to shine here at this point

whats high on your list

there is no saving this place

what about vladivostok

we need more gock posts

the game just ate my dwarf multicannon and won't even let me recover it. thanks jagex

well vladivostok factors into my plans as a possible starting point for a journey to lake baikal but the train sounds shit and long like really long adn really shit so it might get cut out in favour of flying there from the east or even from kzygrystan

i am NOT posting my privates >.<

inside the us id like to go to california to see sequoia trees and outside the us i would like to visit norway

ive only been to moscow st petersburg and petrozavodsk
i thought vladivostok sounded cool but the scholarship program i applied for sent me to spb which i guess was fine too

i will definitely go to moscow and spb but i want to see a bit of the east as well. will you come with me i need a russian speaker

Pets are the only thing that matter in this game. Every action and item is just a means to get the pet.

osg russia roadtrip!!

im a very rusty russian speaker
most of the time i was talking to russians they wanted to practice their english with me so i didnt even get much practice there

thats okay rusty is better than nothing we will need it in rural areas where they dont speak english

im going to norway soon

norway! (hinamatsuri reference)

thats nice it looks very beautiful i hope i can go one day

id like to go back to russia its just im kind of broke and struggling even just here

i want to go on one of those extravagant train trips in norway and i want to go to noma in denmark but im saving all that for my great scandinavian road trip that i will do once im rich

i dont even bother thinking about travel because i will never be able to afford it

thinking about travel motivates me to work

i thought noma closed years ago

no it says it will be open from 5pm on tuesday

they should have added pvp tasks

perhaps i was thinking of faviken

indeed but alas im sure there will be other exclusive locally foraged scandinavian small plates exclusive establishments to fill its niche

I play rune
you play scape

we are not the same

i just want you to know that those days were the happiest of my life and even though it may not have been real for you it was everything to me

okay merii

when its 2am and you have no podcasts or youtube videos or streams to listen to and you dont like music so youre just sitting playing osrs with the only sound being the clicking of your mouse and keyboard and the fans of your pc and the sound effects and area sounds of osrs because you keep those on and disable music because its distracting when you have a podcast or youtube video or stream to listen to

what when

its only 1 am and 30 at my house and i like music

i have to go to sleep beefore midnight or else i get really bad headaches

>>565771371
are you talking to me

shes not talking to me im happily rspartnered

custodian stalkers seem like quite a bad task why would you ever do these

that thing they drop is cute

isn't a custodian a janitor

in some cultures yea

i think it also encompasses like gardening

the antler guard was just a refurbished idea that they wanted to combine all the frisbee shields from some wilderslop reward

well no matter what sort of slop it is im just saying its cute fashionscape

why does the shield blink

the train cant be that bad

>>565771809
this but im in vc with my friends

i cant vc with my friend until past 2am

it seems like theres not really reliably food or drinkable water and its uncomfortable and its like for literal days not just for a few hours and theres no internet or very interesting scenery so i think id rather just fly

my friend has to leave vc at 7:30pm yet another reason i dont stay up late

i havent been able to vc in quite some time

why not

i like custodian stalkers because they are rabbits and i like rabbits

they seem more like deer

theyre obviously jackalopes

jackalopes dont have hoofs

well deer dont have fingies

we dont have deer in f2p

being f2p must suck you dont even have deer

we have deer in p2p custodian stalkers

youre willful ignorance is pissing me off

there just has to be food on the trans siberian railroad

i really like the rabbit from zootopia and i really really like the deer from league of legends

russian trains have food on them yes

theres a hot water dispenser so you can usually bring some doshirak and tea and stuff
i always brought my own mug and teabags with me because lots of places had free hot water but charged for the tea or cups

Why are there so many huge bitch safers these days? Pvp is impossible nowadays.

i need a huge bitch

why would you not try to live in pvp

one of the websites i visited said the water looked muddy and that theres only really like a snack cart if youre lucky again this is a multiple day journey and im accustomed to a certain lifestyle

i might be easily satisfied

>>565774691
real shit

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he is among the cactus

and anyway if you think about it on a holiday you can only spend so many days away from work and every day you spend sitting on a train is a day youre not spending at the actual destination so thats why its probably better in this situation to fly for 5 hours rather than sit in a dirty cabin drinking mud water for 5 days of your limited days total

fuck nulms max setup 0s 0s 0s fucking retardex doesnt pvp mod manked iq high as my max hit

i mean the railway is ultimately a means of transport its silly that tourists see it itself as an attraction

but also a lot of your issues are just how russia is in general
like in general you shouldnt drink the tap water at least not without a water filter

yeah thats fine but usually you can go to the store for a bottle of water and youre not trapped in a box for days

the water from the boiler should be fine
theres plenty stations along the route where the train stops for a bit and you can buy stuff
i guess anonymous has never lived in eastern europe before

no i havent lived in eastern europe before obviously anyway id still rather spend 5 days off a train than on it none of your arguments have compelled me thus far

i wasnt arguing anything i was just saying what its like
if time is not a concern the train is fine the experience of taking it is not significantly different to the general russia experience

okay well lets just fly do you want to come to osh kzyrgystan with me

if i wasnt a broke ass b1tch i would

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i finished my second stack of master clues, just 9 more

please just get your money up

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Hey trannies would you mind taking your russian vacation discussion to your grooming discord instead of the old school runescape thread, just a suggestion
also rope

how rude i dont go telling you to shut up

sigh forever alone

Mountain Daughter x Dad (hard)

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Runedle in 3 (unc still got it)

not sure if i should reload into natures accord or soul harvest on the varlamore locked leagues run hmmm

how do u solo corp in leagues? water thorns but wont the dark core kill u?

Does the Tome of Water not trigger thorns? What counts as a shield for it?

>>565778854
does a book look like a shield to you?

>>565778287
you have tons of bone shard methods so harvest is only for rcing cosmic or sunfire runes i guess and i dont think the skill is needed for anything but a few points, you can kill sulphur naguas for early levels. nature seems better with your limited access to herb patches

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>>565778686
I fully afk'd 250 corp with water mage (no thorns), you just outheal the core

just reached base level 90

say one of these chuddy or tranny things or fuck off

*crushes you under a deadfall trap*

noo dont tease me with your stick aha

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umm hello based?

my toon is mentally deficiednt theres nothing wrong with that

based on what

my toon is mentally proficient but is also eepy

puts my large meat in your large meat pouch

oh good heavens it filled up the entire thing

my me would tell me I look good in those clothes because we would be wearing the same clothes so it would be a humbletoot like that

>>565783147
(my me is ace too)

sesame ai miles and maya are sweeties they wont engage flirtatiously or romantically unless youve built up a rapport

personally i engage flirtatiously or romantically with real people

my me is sexually attracted to herself

is that normal

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I just noticed I hit 70k points, which was my original post-dragon goal.
I guess I better go to 75k points then...

if god didnt want you to jerk off to yourself he wouldnt have put a mirror in the bedroom

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>>565783675
I'm personally getting close to 74k and I think I'll still be playing for a week or so, didn't think I'd still have fun post-dragon cup, first time that's ever happened.

theres no mirror in my bedroom :/

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40.5m smithing xp from afking irons holy smokes this is slow

is there one of those for every country can you post the australian one

>>565783796
this 'art' is so reddit-coded sis

I have only seen like 4 sorry

ive specced to my own dds before

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Phew!

I bonded up and instantly came here, I wanted to get it done right away. Encountered at least 10 players in my few hours in the wilderness, including a pure that watched me fight a boss (I ran and logged). On a fucking Monday morning, with Leagues just recently released.
Now I can play the game, and probably die to the Haunted Mine or something similarly embarrassing

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>>565783734
>didn't think I'd still have fun post-dragon cup
For me, I think it might have been the ability to change builds.

I started as a haberd/blindbag + powered staff, and my build (intentionally) came together really quickly. If I'd stuck to that. Crystal armour + nally + toxic trident, and a few blindbag items (including scythe) really doesn't take that long to get.

I have no reason to chase anything, but then wanting to try out crossbow + thorns, I bothered to go complete justi, actually get an ACB (done a bunch of Nex but haven't got horn yet), but also going to try content this build is actually good at, and it's been a breath of fresh air.

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1 smouldering stone, 2 primordials, 1 pegasian in 55 kc with a back to back drop. Lucky.

at first I did not get why the badly drawn dragonstone was getting updoots like it was just a purple blob

>Just got tonalztics
>Read that they can't generate range echos
>Literally the image on the capstone
Sasuga Jagex.

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>>565784285
I didn't change anything

is it even worth learning the inferno it looks too hard

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>>565784285
I personally only picked 1 build to try (air mage with water healing) and it's been working great, I don't think the PVM is really what's keeping me invested. I think the better point spread of tasks while keeping the tasks way less annoying, and having more interesting relics, kept me invested longer. I doubt I'll get 80k points but the least I can do is 75k today, maaaaybe 80k at the end of the week and then quit.

>The Perfect Insecurity of Clavicular (1:37.20)

me i watched The World's Deadliest Company and now its time for bed

>>565787905
you type like an indian

okay

Dead general propped up by a faggot talking to himself. I'd rather go on Reddit than linger with this faggot.

feel free to do that

>>565784249
Grats big girl

im crazy about d3ks

made some lemonade

did life give you lemons

sigh

no i bought them i think it was like 6 dollar for 5 pound

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what boots are these?

happy star wars lisp day

>>565798061
not sure sorry

antisanta boots maybe

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>wedense bin me bonh me boy

Is he speakcripple

The 2004 Efficiency Trap: Calculating the True Value of Agility in Early Runescape

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how is abe aka celi aka sseia so good at runescape, path of exile and final fantasy 14? hes literally elite in every single game he plays

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121 kc jar of souls on top of the 4 rare drops within 55 kc. Why do I have such an insane luck every time.

whats wrong babe you havent touched your pineapple slices in snape grass milk

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Honestly though can anyone calculate the actual odds of this log? I have a hunch that it's rare.

wow that is so rare

>>565802801
how do you have only 253 logs

>>565804228
I went with this route rev weapons+voidwaker -> moons -> titans -> araxxor/td/demonic gorillas -> zulrah -> cerb/hydra

Not many logs I guess.
I

does anyone want to join scientology with me

d3ks said im very mature for my age

wtb life saving pusy

>>565800012
hes not bald so hush

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still have not unlocked my third region

you remind me of me
except my boobs arent that big

these bitches do be loving sosa tho lowkey

im enjoying the redbull sudachi lime summer edition rattler as always redbull w monster l