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lobby doko
Can Epocsissies even kill spore titans without reloading?
>>565768623A fully charged epoch shot inflicts 830 damage to a spore titan's head. Three shots is 2490 damage. A spore titan's head has 2500 HP.
>>565768623Depends on if its headshots, probably. Far easier to just kill them with an ultimate + gigga grenade combo.
>>565768623all epACK sissies dilated and started using deescalator ever since spore titans dropped.It has never been more over for our trans xisters....
>>565768708>cucked by 10 damagepeak humiliation ritual
>>565768623>>565768708>>565768721What pisses me off is I was excited for that hunk of shit and paid good money for it thinking it would be a legit plasma cannon vaporizing anything. It sucks ass and you kill yourself half the time trying to super charge.
>>565768860>you kill yourself half the timeso this is what AH meant by being a realistic tranny simulator....woah.....
>>565768860>you kill yourself half the time trying to super chargePeople need to stop telling on themselves like this.
>>565768708Doesn't need any buffs btw
>>565768810Just put a shot or two from the big iron at the head and then go to plasma town!
2500 breakpoint cucks most support weapons, why did they do it
Force of Law turned out to be good, arrowhead should give the pacifier arc damage so it jumps to another enemy Not interested in finishing up in python commandos right now since the maxigun was outclassed by XMG
>>565768860>you kill yourself half the time trying to super chargeBait or a genuine shitter?It's got such a forgiving full charge window that even my grandma has the reaction times for it, and she has been dead for four years.
>>565769010>>565769035just use the RR like a normal human bean
>>565769035Because the spore titans are barely capable of killing you. You use rock-solid armour and they can't even knock you over with their breath attacks anymore.
Whats next on the chopping block, /hdg/?What are nerftrannies trying to do this time??
>>565769035You're right, it should be 3500 hp. You want to instagib it, take the Spear or Bastion. 20 ton monsters should be hard to kill.
>>565768708I finish it off with one shot of my trusty Senator, phew. Crisis averted.
>>565769282>he thinks SPEAR can one-hit kill spore bile titanIt can only one-hit it on perfect conditions in which RR would have an even more perfect condition to kill it aka directly in front of it.Otherwise SPEAR's tracking is so shit you might need 3 rockets to actually kill it.
>>565769057>Force of Law turned out to be good>nothing good in it
>>565767776Warstriders are a chaff unit.
>>565769415He's a fed shilling his warbond
>>565768860It has some niche applications that barely make it usable vs the bots and technically bugs on dragon roach maps. The low-power shot is pretty efficient at killing things like AA/mortar turrets or those obonxious bunker guns that defend fortresses and command bunkers. The high power shot has some niche use cases vs some heavies since it inflicts its damage via a high armor pen explosion. For enemies with lots of explosion vulnerable weak points, it can potentially inflict a lot of damage from splashing multiple hitboxes at once. For example the dragon roach is vulnerable to this. Chargers can be put into a bleed-out state in one hit if you hit them in the right spot on their back. Vox engines are one such enemy that is very vulnerable to high AP explosions, but the epoch can't quite exploit that weakness because of its absolutely fucking PATHETIC explosion radius. If it had a meaningful radius on the explosion, then the epoch would be the meta AT weapon vs vox engines since one blast in the right spot would splash two tracks, two track plates, and probably the torso and some of the side plates too.The other thing holding the epoch back is its dogshit spread. It has an order of magnitude worse spread than its peers like the EAT/quasar cannon. I'm using order of magnitude literally and not just a figure of speech. Before they "fixed it" it was TWO orders of magnitude worse. So despite being the AT weapon most dependent on sniping weakpoints and hitting just the right spot to splash multiple hitboxes, it by far is the least precise one. Player skill is very much mitigated since the round can just fly sideways out of the barrel.If retards would quit glazing it, then it might actually get some decent buffs like fixing the spread, increasing the AOE radius, or increasing the mag size.
>>565768860>Kills yourself half the time.Hello, shitter.
>>565767776Railfags have been cucked out of their niche by a pistol
Laser cannon remains my favorite weapon in the game, and I struggle to find another weapon I like nearly as much
>>565769035Just fucking work together Jesus Christ.
>watch some sloptuber's review of the epoch>"most of the time you just end up killing yourself so I can't really recommend it"The jokes write themselves, huh?
>>565769656>check out how hard I can pee: the weaponI dun like the lack of feed back grug need big booms and crunchy reloads
What exactly is the warning state that the epoch is about to kill you?
The surest sign that you're talking to a shitter is when they say that the epoch is bad. I love the epoch because it's a perfect test for filtering out shitters and ignorant players.
So. You lowered the difficulty. You gave up.
>>565769816You don't hear the ringing alarm as you see the meter redline?
>>565769656I love my $5 Temu-Amazon Laser Pointer For Kids And Pets Chase Fun Cats Dogs. It's a lot of fun alongside a laser sentry or another person bringing an LC.
>hurr durr look at me I can use a mediocre weapon instead of a good weaponwhat is this personality trait called?
>>565769545>If retards would quit glazing it, then it might actually get some decent buffs like fixing the spread, increasing the AOE radius, or increasing the mag size.>>565769821The duality of chibi OC diver posters
>>565769816beeping reaches its apex: full chargecharge meter visible in first person fills all the way: kablooey
>>565769896That's the rail gun. I don't see shit except maybe those little metal prongs bouncing slightly more rapidly
>>565769821This. Especially when they complain about blowing themselves up.
>>565769824I think it is a lot more impressive to not die on D7 during the entire operation rather than use up 15+ reinforcements on D10 operation and still "win".
>>565769948It's called being a good player and not a tranny shitter who should go back reddit.
>>565769948Contrarian
>>565769948Sounds like unemployed personality trait.
>>565769503war striders are a ragdoll unit
the AMA was retarded and Arrowhead clearly cant communicate even between employees that are doing AMAs or pushing notes or actually making changes but why the fuck is the subreddit in full meltdown mode and upvoting tons of posts about>IM SO FUCKING DONE, THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAWlike who cares just quit
>>565770048You could just try not dying on D10.
>>565770149I don't get why people shoot at the probes. Just us the warrant and fire and forget at a distance
>>565770016Blindbro...In first person it's literally on the scope
>>565770159They got severely nerfed and can't really ragdoll people anymore. They really are just fodder this point.
If you unironically use smoke strategems and/or grenades then you look like this.>B-But it's good against bots!No it isn't and you know it. Be useful to your team and kill the enemy, don't use smokes and you'll never have to worry about looking like this.
>>565770016>>565769816>>565769896Epoch is fundamentally flawed because AH in their infinite wisdom made the beeping audio a separate file instead of being built into the gun like the railgun.That means ANY type of lag from input or connection will either drown out the sound or completely mute it because the game's shitty ass audio balancing is fighting over what sound plays. Railgun is 100% consistent with the beeps and can be trained unlike the epoch
>>565769816There's a muzzle flash when it's charged. If the little pistons go all the way in, you die. There's also a charging bar in 1st person mode.
>>565770183because redditors are obsessed with telling everyone how they're feeling all the time so they can get validation (not rare to be seen outside of reddit either)all the "oh my god why cant you people shut up and just enjoy the game it's fine on my screen!!!! (d3 btw)" and "IM QUITTING IVE HAD ENOUGH I SPENT FOUR THOUSAND HOURS ON THIS GAME IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW" are the exact same postsit's people thinking they're important when they're not
>>565770183>reddit AMAWho cares, i only know about it through here, which just means we have alot of redditors here.
>>565770217Oh wow so when the prongs depress in that's when it time to shoot the biggest boom but before they fully insert otherwise suicide?
>>565770218Say hi for me on the discord
>>565770016It has a charge bar on the back of the gun, and when the prongs become fully depressed.
>>565770149Appropriators would unironically become one of the hardest factions overnight if they had a proper suicide drone that blows up once it gets close instead of the flimsy projectile they use.
>>565769993>memepoch glazerssay that it's seriously good guys. Skill issue or something.>memepoch hatersdetailed effortposts detailing why it's subpar despite a handful of niche footnotes>consoleniggers*explode*
>>565770292There's also the meter on the back of the cannon
>>565770229>can be trainedfurrydivers be like>"I am railgun beep trained :3"
>>565769656AH needs to bring some mechanic when two or more lasers cross, like in Magicka.
>>565770229That's weird, I've taken the epoch many, many times but have never had an issue with the beep. Must be something wrong with your install or pc.
Still e-begging to be nonny's ammoslut.
>>565770396that's cool man maybe we can all come over and play on your pc
>>565770346>>565770309Damn I never noticed that
>>565770396I trust modders finding the audio file more than disingenuous epoch trannies in this general.
>>565770339>Detailed effort posts>It's just multiple paragraphs of someone explaining why they're failing to use something effectively.
>>565769816There's like four of them.1. The charge meter turns red and starts glowing2. You start hearing the higher pitched whining sound3. The blue bubble particle at the tip reappears4. The pistons on the top sink all the way into the weapon (the blue rings disappear)You have like 1 full second in this state to release the shot and it'll still deal full damage.
>>565770531is this some self aware joke that you did exactly what he described or?
>>565770308>He still gets ragdolled by a literal chaff unit. Kek
>>565770531immediately proved him right
>>565770292>Oh wow so when the prongs depress in that's when it time to shoot the biggest boom but before they fully insert otherwise suicide?Note the muzzle glow.>Starts holding down the trigger and the muzzle is glowingit won't fire yet>the muzzle goes darkyou can fire a low power shot now>the muzzle flashes and the glow returnsFIRE IT NOW FOR MAX POWER>wait a moment longer*explodes*
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243921554744/D10, Democracy Decides.
>>565770531There are so many good support weapon choices that do not have the stupid "kill yourself" mechanic and mathematically Epoch is not even good damage-wise to be worth the ACK risk.That alone makes it shit - the risk is not worth it even if you rarely kill yourself.
>>565770646>doesn't deny itHello Array.
>>565770638>>565770653Ain't no seethe like shitter seethe lmao
>>565770724>the risk0 risk of blowing myself up.Calling in a 500kg 50m away has more risk.
>>5657706853/4
You're not allowed to take the epoch guys because there are stronger meta choices. You HAVE to pick the super strong, no fun meta choices to have fun, guys. Oh you can clear D10 missions with weaker gear?! NOOOOOOOO!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!! YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE RR!! YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE ULTIMATIUM!!! YOU MUST TAKE THE THERMITES!! Y-YOU JUST HAVE TO, OK?!
Uh oh Ecuck melty
>>565771061*Gucci
>>565770685FVLL
>>565770724IMO the *ACK* risk isn't a significant reason to hate the epoch. I think that the weapon needs buffs, but self-death via overcharge falls into the skill-issue category. A bigger concern is firing the weapon with a full charge and dying because some random de-synced invisible hitbox happened to be in your face which causes the blast to explode on an invisible wall right in front of you.Bugs aside, the quasar has a myriad of very legitimate reasons to hate on it. Its poor accuracy. Its ammo economy and the obnoxious situation where you often need two hits to kill a target but the magazine contains 3 rounds, so pre-emptively reloading after that kill will waste 33 fucking % of the magazine while saving the mag might force you to charge->stationary reload->charge to kill one enemy. The short range because the round self-detonates after a few tenths of a second in flight is a concern since you can't do cross the map snipes with it like you can with any other AT. The number of enemies just heavily immune to explosive damage is another problem, but that one is at least tempered by some enemies being vulnerable to AOE damage. The tiny as fuck AOE radius prevents it from being effective as adhoc crowd clear despite memepoch glazer lies (the ONLY time it is effective is vs enemies still onboard a dropship or immediately after disembarkation)
why is he trying so hard to shitpost over a mediocre weapon
>>565771228>the quasaroh no... anon.... your entire post will now be discarded...
>>565771349Fuck. You're right. Damnit.
Remember to smack those sporebugs in the face if they get too close to your grill, stops their attack completely. They only do a little chip damage if they explode.
Pretend I won every future argument for the thread so we can just play the game
>>565771228>The tiny as fuck AOE radius prevents it from being effective as adhoc crowd clear despite memepoch glazer liesthis is the shit that weirds me outthe OUTER radius of the epoch is about the same size as the inner of the grenade launcher, a weapon that fires infinitely faster, has more ammo and fast mobile reloads.The spread and range limit is obviously meant to make it unable to be a proper AT weapon, but the aoe is so fucking hilariously tiny that it sucks at chaff clearing as well. So what the fuck do they want it to be?Spoiler: They never spent more than 5 minutes thinking about the weapon since release
>>565771228The 3 shots seems barely a reason to hate it when most patrols come with 1 heavy and chaff.This means that you get to kill the heavy and still have 1 shot to clean up whatever chaff survived the first two shots.Just remember it isn't only for AT use like the quasar.
>>565771228everything you said is correct>quasarand now it's fucking over for you
>>565771507>when most patrols come with 1 heavy and chaff.Let us know once you move on from D7 anon.
>>565771498I mean, the explosion is AP5, which does allow it to deal full damage to all the body parts on heavies. Pretty much every other AT weapon's explosive component is a hilariously small AP3 pop that does almost nothing (excluding obvious shit like the Ultimatum). And one of the frequent anecdotes you hear from Epoch defenders is that you can blow out the entire underside of a Dropship, which often gets you better results than trying to take out an engine after it starts hovering.>>565771507There's an easy way to kill that heavy with one Epoch shot: toss an Eagle Rocket Pods just before charging your shot, both of them hitting the same target will often kill it before it can do anything.
I would put money on that people who think the Epoch is bad also think the Bastion is bad.
The engine for this game is older than lost of you
>everyone posts lobbies during my work hours>every timeI wish I wasn't an Eurocuck...
>>565771972The only enemy on which the AP5 explosion helps is the Dragonroach. On all other heavies it doesn't help compared to if it was all direct damage.
>>565772162It lets you kill multiple heavies.Just look to hulk surge to see how insane AP4+ explosions are.
>>565772148
>>565772162Well, it does have a few uses. Did you know that a charged Epoch shot from the front will kill a Jet Brigade Hulk due to the explosion instantly destroying its heat sink? Also, if you can hit a tank turret from the side (either on an Annihilator Tank or the turret tower version), the explosion will transfer to the heatsink and destroy it?
>>565772370I look like this and I take two sentries with a guard dog to bugs
>weapon customization crash is still in the gamethese fucking devs mayne......
>>565772162It would be really fucking good vs vox engines if the AOE was actually big enough to hit multiple fucking tracks.
Where I can fight the spore strain?
>hit the vox sarcophagus """weakpoint""" directly with the RR 3 times>it still livesOK did I have a skill issue moment or is that the wrong weakspot to hit with the RR?
>>565772907BrillianceLuxuriantBig Rock
>>565772623can we have hot steamy nohomo sex during downtime on the battlefield?
>>565772623total leandiver rape
>>565772623Same
>>565772074>crash choosing stratagems>can't rejoinfug
>>565773138steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243923807190/rehost
>>565772623I use RR and 2 orbital barrages and look like this.
>>565768623>>565768708if an epoch can two shot a dragonraoch to the body the epoch can three shot a spore titan to the body
>>565772370basil from omori... ah... sex
Sometimes I watch those "I Played Helldivers 2 FOR THE FIRST TIME" videos just to see them get filtered by the tutorialNever failsIts grim
I've been gone since cyberstan, got back in for the pretty planets and the exocertified. Love that forklifts are getting a face-lift but I'm mad there's no laserbox Also, did they perform laser weapons? They seem to be more shifty.And what the fuck happened to the squids to make some gloom2 neon electric boogaloo? What the hell happened there?
>>565773748Tutorials are hard.
>>565773837Squids managed to... delete space..We could've used your help
>>565773837Small accident.
Appropriators should have crescent overseers and stingrays
im returning to the Liberator, bros. is the Libpen good? I loved the carbine but my base Liberator needs love too, so i wanna finally level it.
>>565773748to be honest you never needed to dive before that so it is not a good tutorial where you are instantly introduced to a deathly scenario as soon as you get a text prompt of a new ability.I am assuming you are talking about the sentry part of the tutorial.No way people are getting filtered anywhere else.... right?...
>>565773468Dragonroach has a much more compact body so many more hitboxes get splashed, especially all the leg segments. Fart titans are more spread out.
>>565774616Carbine is a direct upgrade to the base liberator...literally no point in even touching it if you have the carb.as for penetrator, it is truly a "jack of all trades, master of none" - you can kill any non-heavy unit with just by shooting center mass.Simple, practical, gets the job done. The "Toyota" of primaries, kinda boring but a safe pick.
>>565773918Life gets busy. You should have called me, I would have made time
>>565774770fuck you anon, reminded me of an old childhood friend whom I wanted to call one day but got too lazy only to find he killed himself the next day.I could have prevented that... or atleast tried...
>>565774650The sentries, stim stab and stratagems ive seen filter the girliesEven the whole manual reload bit can stumble someoneIts funnyIdk any specific videos just type in the fake title I said
>>565775110>filter the girliesahhh, self explanatory.
>>565774650I think that having the player experience sentry rape when they fail to go prone is a good way to enforce the idea.
>>565774769oh damn, really? ill still level it but i guess that's to be expected since the attachments got added the carbine became just a faster firing liberator. thanks.
>>565773468The epoch can do good damage to the a dragon roach because of all of the fragile wing hitboxes that the spore titan doesn't have.
>>565775140Them and the guys who's bedroom is a gamestop clearance section
>summon brand new mech>gatling sentry spots a bug 10 miles behind me>quickly turns around and fires for 1 second>rips my entire mech arm offthabks..
>>565775891>letting sentries liveYour own fault. Skill issue2.
>>565774616Were you here when they made all those changes to enemy durability and AP2 damage because everyone said that AP3 was a direct upgrade over AP2? Right now the Lib Pen is in a kind-of-bad place, it's serviceable for chaff killing but a bunch of medium enemies got big durability buffs so it's only marginally stronger at killing certain enemies even if they have AV2 body parts that reduce the Stock Liberator's damage by 35% (for example, Alpha Commander heads take 27 damage per round from Stock Lib and 30 damage per round from Lib Pen). The only time AP3 actually comes into use is if you need to target AV3 body parts such as Devastator torsos or Overseer heads, where AP2 would otherwise deal literally zero damage.As for Lib Carbine vs. Stock Lib, it's mainly a choice between whether you want very good rapid fire and slightly better ergo (which facilitates strapping on heavier weapon mods) or if you want reduced recoil and spread. As a bullet hose Lib Carbine is better, you just have to switch to semi or burst if you want to more reliably hit targets at longer ranges.
The Raped
I still think the Vox Engine is badly-designed for something that can drop 2-3 at a time, especially given the original design schema for automatons and their weak points.
>>565776612Vox Engines are fine.
>HD2 thread on /v/>/hdg/ slows downTelling
>>565774650>No way people are getting filtered anywhere else.... right?...You'd be surprised.
>>565776812>violates the principles of Automaton design, where all their mobile units have high-value front-facing weak spots that require some degree of accuracy to hit consistently
>>565776829Holy shit, they complain the game is to difficult.Is /V/ filled with shitters?
>>565777101Let's see what type of poster returns once that thread dies
>>565777101You do the same here, retard.
>>565776812a single vox engine drop per bot reinforcement?fine.3 vox engine drop during reinforcement and one rolling to you casually as a patrol?NOT fine.
>>565776612You're only ever likely to encounter 3 or 4 at the same time these days, and only if you let them pile up. Most of the Cyborg missions I've played after they nerfed the spawn rate, you're more likely to see 2 or 3 on the entire map at the same time.That being said, they really do need to rebalance the HP values. The sarcophagus should be a true weak point that allows you to kill it in less shots than trying to deplete its main HP pool but not something you can blow up in only one or two shots. The main cannons should not be as hard to destroy as its main body, I want to see a lot more situations where we can maim and cripple them and destroy their subsystems to make them less threatening.
breakthrough will remain trash until the shotgun can kill spawners
>>565777591Yeah, the weapon mounts are shocking durable compared to the rest of the parts.
>diver drops sentry>he goes away>kill his sentry >replace it with my ownHis kills are now mine
>>565777591If you could knock out their cannons and treads, they'd be significantly more engaging to fight. Right now they are an Ultimatum + Leveller check because they are too dangerous to engage in otherwise. They're significantly worse on open maps because there is no cover.
>test arrow mod>first pick up is 100 SCa little treat for avoiding the eternal swede
>>565777987I feel mostly the same way about Annihilator Tanks, though for different reasons. You should be allowed to knock out their treads, disable their main guns/coaxial machine gun, damage the turret ring to prevent it from rotating, that sort of stuff. But the truth of the matter is that they're so slow and so non-threatening that it's just easier to plant a rocket in the turret and call it a day.
>>565778376>arrow modhuh?
>>565776829>all the leakcord tranny instigators are farming izaat in another thread>shitflinging stopsshould be like this all the time
>>565778376What about that cheat program? Does it not work anymore?
>>565774687>>565775382even without wings 3 body shots is enough for the epoch to kill a spore titan. the wings on dragonraoches aren't even any less durable or explosive resistant than the rest of a bile titans body, and they only transfer 30% to main. so yes while they do contribute some damage that pushes it from 3 to 2 shots for dragonroaches, the damage of a third shot is still enough to make up for the lack of wings, not to mention the spore titan having 500 extra main HP on top of it all.
>>565779650Old ones are dead, new ones that are already working are being gatekept to discord until someone leaks them again.
>>565779453All those poor /v/irgins getting bodied by izzat farming chuds who spent months practicing how to loop diver arguments for hours
>join random lowbie game 10 minutes in>spawn in right by the extract as the shuttle lands>stare at the host for a sec>"well I helped">he kicks me>now in my own, local game>walk into shuttle and extractI guess he didn't know. But also why bother?
>>565779673I feel like I'd still rather just take the RR and one-tap them to the forehead.
>>565780065feel free. the point was to show that it was possible
>>565780237Sure, sure. I guess the Spore Titans actually make the Epoch a little more valuable since you don't feel like you're wasting the third shot.
>>565780065Using only meta gear is boring.
>>565780635meta gear?
>>565780654We know what you are trying to say
>>565780863the solid snake joke...is lost to time....
>bring chainsaw>dies
>>565781061The solid snake joke?Lost to time?
>>565781061invisible...
>>565781073Lower the difficulty.
>>565781073redeem low difficulty saar
>>565779673Even then, the most you can kill with Epoch is 5 spore bile titans, while RR lets you kill 6 without any extra bullshit.>>565780635D10 meth bugs are hard even with meta gear, I think it is fair to use anything you can to win the game.
>>565781073Melee weapons are for Fun.
>>565781073>chainsawThat weapon is balanced on D6 difficulty as the developers have intended.
>>565744581I've finally had enough of this inferior image you keep trying to force down our throat.It's fixed now. Do be sure to use this in the future.
>>565781728this would be perfect if that fucking twink didn't have a bulgewhy does everything military related have to be so fucking gay?
>>565781637That's why they are bound to F for fun.
>>565781728>messed up the replyFUCKWhatever. I skipped breakfast to correct this please forgib.
Melee lobby?>>565781728fuck yoooouuu
>>565781779If he doesn't have a bulge then it's not a twink now is it?
>>565781779Being surrounded by nothing but buff and twinky men for months alone and showering together does things to a soldier
>>565781589-1 spore titan for the utility of having a backpack seems like a fair trade t b h f a m
>>565781779>want a twink without a bulgewat
>>565778519The tanks are in a weird spot because they're supposed to be more threatening than Hulks but not as threatening as a Factory Strider or Vox Engine, but they just aren't. War Striders replace tanks and while they are annoying to deal with, they have some map presence. I don't know how you would change tanks to give them a stronger presence on the map, the increase their main health is a start I suppose.
>>565781941Guys would be amazing if they had the body of a woman.
>>565781728I regret checking out his twitter
>>565782108tell us your PTSD story anonand thank you for your service
>>565782007>I don't know how you would change tanks to give them a stronger presence on the maplet them spawn more than 1 every 4 missions. give them an AI package to keep their distance and protect their rear
>>565781895>>565781941I like femboys but when they look fully femalebulge = not female, so my boner is ruined.
>>565780635I don't think it's unreasonable to expect your weapons to do they job they're advertised to do. The anti-tank weapon should be good at anti-tank, the versatile weapon should be versatile - and the epoch is SUPPOSED to be versatile but it really isn't, it's just kind of substandard at everything rather than decently good at everything.
>>565782108Guess what this little nigga is into
>>565782007>Make them move faster>Instead of charging the player like every other enemy, keeps distance in a circle>If charging player, will pick a straight line to drive over and barrels through at full speed>Cannot spawn via airdrop, its fucking stupid>that goes for other large airdropped entities too
>>565782283most likely feet
>>565781073nigga thats nuts
Okay so, D9 is basically D10 without the Mega Nest / Fortress right?
>>565782219then you don't want a femboy, you want a trap.
>>565782219>fully female>has a dickhmmmm
>>565782283
>>565782108How do I twitter without account?
>>565782423>>565782437just tuck the dick in or something or just hide the dick with a skirt or crop the picture idk or change the camera angleI just don't wanna see dick cuz its gay
>>565782192I don't know how IRL tank crews operate but it would be cool to see the bots squad up to protect the tanks, like sticking some Hulks around it and some heavy infantry.>>565782341The armament on the tank should also impact it's behavior. Barrage tanks should try to stay in rear and retreat when pressured, Shredders should be more aggressive and push into player fortifications, and the Annihilator could be in a happy middle ground between the two. I have no clue if it would be balanced or fun to fight, just throwing some ideas out there.
>>565782353>>565782463If only we were so lucky!Puppydiver fuck nugget!!!!!Look at how little I had to cover him up!!!
>>565782007There is literally nothing AH can do to make them a legitimate threat without the community throwing a temper tantrum and review bombing the game.
>>565782578>doesn't want dicks on his girlsHoly fuck this general is so fucking GAY
>>565782641I like size difference, this is perfect. you just have bad taste.
>>565782641Do i want to know what's underneath the crop image?
>>565782735A limbless lean diver with a rosebud asshole
>>565782697"I am so straight I could fuck a faggot and still not be gay" ahhhh post
>>565782780
>>565782780Guro limbless or Rayman limbless?
>>565782514There's still some nitter instances that (mostly) work
>>565782641Gotta respect the hand drawn art but yikes none the less.
>>565782818Artist is a chinese girl so it tracks >>565782839GuroHas metal caps on the endsIll save you all their username Some fairly big HD2 pages follow em
it reeks of discord tranny in here
>>565782647Redditors cant do shit. Chinks started the review bombing, only then players started to pile on.
>>565782872I got rug pulled by their cute sketches yes Scary stuff
>>565782909As time goes, the list grows of what kind of people live in /hdg/:>pony fuckers>trannies>closet homosexuals>actual homosexuals>reddit tourists>limbless people fuckers>gucci slipper wearersIt has never been more over...
>>565783096you forgot the indians
>>565783096You forgot the worst of all>Romanians
>>565783138that's gucci slipper wearers
>>565783096What about the gypsies?
>>565783096You forgot me!*slaps huge belly and farts*
>>565783206forgot pic
>>565783096/hdg/
>>565783096There are actual browns here too. Venezuelan is confirmed but there are probably SEA monkeys too considering some get a bit pissy when you compare India with the equally shit island countries.
>>565783310so....this is what quasar mains look like...woah...
>>565783096That would explain why there's so many bufftroons here.
>>565783391that's the laser cannon you dingus
>>565783039It happens. Pic related is pretty nice vanilla stuff but man.Man...
>>565783364We love our south american anons thoughever.
>>565782463Everyone got recommended that video at the same time kek.
We should collected screen caps of that entire pony thread last monthIt was the most active ive ever seen this place outside of new bonds
>>565783517I think somepony archived it
Who is your favorite pony? Mine is Rarity!
anyone want to play helldivers 1?
>>565783486That screenshot feels evilIts emanating something rotten
>>565783096Im so happy right now that i take a vacation from /hdg/
>>565783096I really don't care what happens on 4chan but the fact that when I make a lobby these kind of people join me is incredibly scary and grim.
NTRdivers exist we are out here
>>565783486Don't look up what the Nagatoro artist did before his cutesy romcom manga
>>565783486I'm not in the mood. It's gonna be guro or scat or cuck shit or interracial etc.
>>565783594I love pinkie and her sweet fat fucking sweaty ponut
/ss/divers exist we are out here
>>565783594Fuck RarityMarry FluttershyKill Pinkie Pie (unless there is proof she would be very sexually aggressive in bed
>>565786039>unless there is proof she would be very sexually aggressive in bedDidnt Weird Al knock her up
rroby doko
tired of the gays
>>565781061like gears in the rain...
>>565786605and no one hears a word they say...
>>565786302>>565786335tired of gay lobbies
tired of arrowhead
>>565787134Tired of lobby lizards
MeanwhileIn the Legion of Doom
>>565788364>Meanwhile>In the Legion of Coomftfy
bets on what else AH will shadow change when they revert the hive guard buffs no way that's the only thing they are changing
>>565788539Hive Guard armored areas are now 99% durable to mediumChargers now turn even fasterThe Bile Titan launch velocity upon death has been doubled
>>565788364>Super Abdoslop
>>565788539+500 HP 100% durable and medium armor for the glowing red stomach on devs and berserkers
>Dive on Turing to fight on a city map>mission ends in ~500 combined kills across the entire lobbyJust let me fucking select the spawn rate manually already instead of relying on the benchod Indian GM.
>>565788539rock solid doesnt stop you from being ragdolled by spore titan breath
>>565769545>If retards would quit glazing it, then it might actually get some decent buffs like fixing the spread, increasing the AOE radius, or increasing the mag size.This could apply to all underperforming weapons. Tooany are un utterly mediocre or bad states, and they'll never get better because useful idiots keep going "Nooo noooo it's actually so good and peak against this ONE enemy in particular".Plus the bare minimum buff needed for the Epoch is changing the amount of ammo from 3x5 to 4x4.
>>565788892speaking of the stomach. it's always better to shoot it than the torso even if you have medium pen, right?
for me its phact bay
>>565788714>Chargers now turn even fasterthey stealth buffed them in this patch already with that, you think they will buff them even more?
>>565789021yes, that's why I said "even faster". they're gonna be a spinning top. with a generous hitbox too.
>>565789018>ph-ACK bay
>>565789121i dont want to sniff green farts let me play in the sand
>>565789001the stomach has no armor. rape it with lightpen at your leisure. the head is still a faster kill, but the stomach is the second fastest and much easier to hit unless it's a heavy dev.
>>565789163I miss Achird III....
I wish I could somehow get ahold of the swede reasoning behind some changes. Not knowing why they're the way they are is driving me insane.
>>565789415Incompetence is the safe bet since it's usually the simplest explanation. Thinking harder about it than that will just give you a headache.
>>565789415best I can do is an occasional impromptu interview where we tell you we're not working on what you want without any explanation why
>>565789262>you win the planet!>reward?>less content!I mean I get it but like... yeah
>*casually undoes 1 year + of player progress in a week*How many planets have we captured vs lost over the last couple months? It feels like it's been nothing but defense MOs (this one wasn't but we still constantly have 3 different invasions at the same time). Even low resistance planets have become basically impossible to take outside of MOs so the GW just feels like watching Joel play map painting autism by himself.It was fine and pretty engaging during the first year or so, how did they shit up this aspect of the game this badly?
>>565789415I can only assume it's pure cluelessness. Reminder that they are clueless on the level where they'll try to directly nerf mechs by raising durable damage and at no point did it occur to them that it would increase the damage done to turrets, emplacements and mission objectives too.
>>565789415Yeah, it boggles the mind. Swiggers say the don't want a meta. Then they make the charger turn around faster after a charge, which only strenghtens the AT meta.
>>565788539spore bile titans now one shot you with their pukewill be reverted in 3 months and listed as a bug fix
>>565789415They're retarded and/or spiteful
>>565789782>"bug" fix
>>565788539>revert the hive guard buffsIt was a nerf though.
>>565789665It was fun pretending to do something on cyberstan but after that rug pull the whole community kinda feels tired
>>565789884oh OH because "bug" has a double meaning LOL wtf I never realized this before! you are a meme god, sir! well played!
>>565789696>"we dont want a meta">makes harder difficulties spam enemies needing AT gear>introduce enemies that are a literal AT gear check>make medium pen primaries useless to promot lightpen primary meta even more>create ultimatum which makes every other scondary useless (except pissle if you have IQ above 100 but that won't be many players)Swedes need to be treated like women - never listen to what they say, but always observe what they are doing.
>>565789665Not sure if it was a leak or not but I remember people talking about a three-faction invasion of SE. they're trying to distract the playerbase with irrelevant MOs while raping the actual frontline
>>565789884>>565789938Edit: Thanks for the gold, kinda stranger!
>>565790018they will most likely do a SE invasion with all 3 factions when they announce end of service.This way those indians at AH will have one final izzat farm (since we, the chuds, are supposed to lose) by making helldivers 2 shut down with the total loss of super earth.
>>565789884>>565789938wait.. YOU'RE RIGHTKYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES YES YES WE FUCKING DID IT IM SO PROUD
>>565790408>tfw countless helldivers lost their lives so that rich people can build mansions on a beautiful planetThis is hitting a bit too close to real life, anons...
>>565790471But unlike real life those rich people would pay the price and be eaten alive by crack bugs once its time to return
>>56579040850 medals have been deposited to your account
>>565790408-izzat to Joel+izzat to chuddivers
I've noticed a lot of bugs just despawning when using the breakthrough. My schizo theory is that for some reason the game thinks your cone of vision is behind a wall (the shield) and despawns them.
>>565790596Joel regained his izzat by taking 5 gorillion planets in a week
>>565789930Cyberstan was THE event that made it more than obvious shit is just rigged. Even the copers gave up
>>565790650leandiver sex...
>>565790750They obviously wanted it to be le creek 2 but it was so blatantly railroaded that they ended up making it the least memorable event so far
>the most profitable thing for sloptubers to do now is to just shit on AH and the state of the gameGood, fuck swiggers. Another gorillion views to OhDough
>>565790974but bro we saved the heckin SEAF regiment in the end! (it did nothing but give us some flavor text)
565791156can you keep your reddit takes where they belong
>>565791156Unfiltered rapefugee post
Haven't checked yet but are defense megacities back to normal or do they still show up as destroyed?
Does the amendment kill Devs in 2 gut shots? That doesn't sound right.
>>565791359Back to normal now.
God I hope Sony wakes up and beats some sanity into AHs head
>>565791656At this point give the whole fucking thing to a better studio
>>565791656AH has immunity from Sony - it is their only successful live service and the one where Sony interfered the least, so they give them free reigns to "just keep doing whatever you are doing".
I don't even know what the Twitter and reddit fags are so up in arms over right now. Why is the game being review bombed? This can't all be because ap4 hive guards are filtering these retards so badly, right?
>>565791778I doubt there are many studios around that can work with a dead swedish engine
>>565791821Nah it's because of the AMA that Pilestedt did. That was the tipping point.
>>565791821it is just a lot of small things piled up to critical mass and people can't take it anymore.ap4 hive guards was just an icing on a massive cake
>>565791821mechs in warbond + ama + monkey paw schizo balance patch = camels back broken
>>565791821Is because of Sweden
>>565791821Hiveguard backpedaling is just a bone AH threw to win back redditors.>>565791884this, and mech in warbond. Also chinks where mad about cheats, they started the review bombing.
AP4 hive guards completely mind broke redditors and gamerdads
>>565792261kek and consolniggers
Feels good knowing sweden will be swarmed with indians and israelis at the same time
>>565792261wtf why did nobody ever told me about the headless commander melee stagger strat holy shit
>>565792261its kinda funny how much people gave a shitnon-spore bugs are such a snorefest, impossible to lose
>>565792261that yellow flamer is so sexy
>>565792261just delete medium pen primaries
>>565792261>wastes his entire xmg to kill 10 bugs>he thinks this is somehow an own
I'm not watching this video but isn't this guy some fatso larper? Kinda grim how even this guy is shitting on AH lmao.
>>565792261>have like 600 hours of helldiver 1 >meleeing bugs that got too close like stalkers to scare them away, and stunning any other chaff was second nature>for some reason I never thought to actually do it in this gameHuh. Now I feel incredibly silly.
>>565792820Yeah hes mr commander funny pants They lost their greatest soldier lmaoo
>>565792710>entire XMGDon't overdose on the copium, sister.
>>565792945fuck predator stalkers tho,melee does not stagger them and you just fucking die
>>565792820He used to be the biggest glazer out there, it's fucking over if he gets negativebut also>imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food
>>565791821>we got a tank that immediately got nerfed to the ground after more than a year of no free stratagems>a few months later Arrowhead adds its first vehicle into a warbond, basically confirming we're not going to get free vehicles any more either>galactic war has been a massive izzat farm with shit writing, railroading and any progress getting deleted in the next MO>it's been discovered most of the game has been outsourced, with entire factions being developed by other devs>any feedback given to Arrowhead is almost completely ignored>some shit has been broken for years, other things they break trying to fix>they don't bother actually fixing anything that won't make them money from an upcoming warbondAll of this shit and more, the mechs being added to the new warbond is the straw that broke the camel's back
>>565793552The tank hasn't been nerfed...Are you retarded?
>>565793727did you forget all the durable damage buffs enemies got just to rape the tank?
>>565793727Have you ignored a massive wall of patchnotes saying they buffed bug durable damage?
>>565793727No, they fucked it even worse, they increased the durable damage of all enemies and inadvertently nerfed every single sentry and vehicle trying to nerf the tank.Enemies also now kill your vehicles even if you're not in them.
>>565793727Didn't you hear? Enemies deal 1 more damage to it. Nerfed into the ground. INTO THE GROUND I SAY!
Everyone's really letting those tears flow recently but I think the spore MO was the most fun I have had with an MO for a long time. Just a "new" biome, new BT, and a decent warbond (I shat on bulletstorm at first but I am addicted to it+EAT now). Gallant is trash though. Let us dual wield pistols/smgs by sacrificing a stratagem slot. Call it Weapon Harness or some shit.
>big rock not an MO anymoreOh so we're just giving up on all that?
>>565793975imagine akimbo ultimatums
>>565793882>The enemy has a tank? Impervious to small arms fire, even high caliber weapons>The players have a tank? Buff the damage the lowest tier of chaff does to it NOW!Are you an Arrowhead developer?
>>565794021It was never ready. The planet was put on the map so Arrowhead can claim that they totally followed their roadmap.
Everyone bitches about the durable damage change but I really dont notice it in my tankI feel like its a shit driver issue, stop driving point blank up to bugs
>>565794129Don't forget the non-sensical light pen weakspots the bastion has. Fucking sideskirts and magic bags transferring 100% damage to main HP.Muh realism goes out the window the second AH needs to fuck over the players.
>>565792546>why did nobody ever told me*tellIt works in a pinch but gets pretty risky when the commander isn't the only bug trying to get in your face, ideally you have some crowd control that can stop enemies in their tracks from range.
>>565782145>>565782283>>565782514no need to go into xitter, the guy has a pixiv account, i love his workhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/50630109
>>565794129>aw bro I just want to be invincibleLower the difficulty
>>565793060my bad bud, 150 rounds to kill 6 enemies because i gave you the rover kills before ;-)
>>56579182123k worth of warbonds out right now. The most you get as a freebie SC wise is soulless D1 grinding or the 300 free you get per warbond.It's pretty ridiculous to NEVER give out any free SC at any point even during major galactic war events like SE defense or Cyberstan attack.
melee lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243946473190/76561198088743
>>565794435>pixivisn't that a japanese pedo art website?not gonna put myself on the FBI watchlist just for some weird art
>buffing enemy melee 3 months later is the same as immediately nurfing the tank into the groundHoly fuck, you pedantic imbeciles are retarded.No (You) for (((You))).
You retards really need to learn that the nerftroon is here for attention and (You)s. He has zero interest in an actual discussion and exclusively argues in bad faith.
>>565794437Guess what, nigger.Those same chaff enemies that got buffed against the tank also spawn on lower difficulties.
>>565794769>nerftroon(singular)if only
>>5657945133/4
>>565792261I think I already know the answer, but how are you able to melee from such a distance?
Build me the worst bug loadout I want to meme!
>>565794805>I have to play LE GAEM?!?Outrageous.
>>565794648?
>>565794513fvll
>>565790596Joel spammed attacks while this happened and took 3 bug planets, made a huge attack on the Brilliance to stop us from taking Luxuriant, and hid the second new biome on Big Rock which needs two planets to liberate to access. We absolutely lost izzat.
>playing around in a mech>bugs DC and disappear right in front of me multiple timeswtf why are bugs so prone to rage quitting?Seriously though how does this bug even happen?
>>565795296spore bugs spawn more patrols so you're probably hitting chunk entity limits ergo some of them just despawn in plain sight
>gulp
>>565795296you are being visited by phantomspray
>>565773837>Also, did they perform laser weapons? They seem to be more shifty.They repeatedly increased the durable health of enemies. Most other guns got minor damage increases to account for it, but they "forgot" lasers existed.
>>565794943commanders have a pretty generous melee hitbox. I don't know why exactly but it might be their forward pointed claws that make it a lot easier to melee them than any other bug in the game
>>565795147>3Isn't Turing the 4th? We're absolutely going to lose that unless we pull off the mega city victory by some miracle.
>>565792820How can anyone listen to his awful southern hick accent?
>>565795463There's a chance to defend Turing if they take the big mega city in time for a 40% defense boost.
>>565792710>use bullets to deal with a wall of enemiesthis is generally how the game works
>>565795392erm, anon..
>>565793552>shit that everyone here has known since the illuminate first invadedwell, I suppose it's about time they realized
>>565795683>wall of enemies
>>565795464His accent stirs my loins.
>>565791778Reminder AH spent like two months trying to trim down the filesize of the game and only managed to save like 10GB that got eaten up by an update anyways and then they gave upThey gave the task to a sony owned studio and they got it done in two weeks, saved like 120GB from the original filesize with zero issues or side effects it was in beta branch for six months because AH wouldn't take the L.
>>565795921oh right "people" like you think this should be solved by throwing an OPS and running away instead
>>565770190>caring about dying at any difficultyngmi
Call me crazy, but when I'm in a "heavily armored mech", my concern should be enemies with AT weapons like rockets, enemy vehicles or really big bugs that can smash through my armor. Some fucking trooper bot with nothing but a rifle or small bugs shouldn't deal any damage to a heavily armored vehicle. That's part of the whole vehicle fantasy.If AH really cared about muh realism the tank and mechs would be balanced around a handful of enemies that can deal serious damage to it because they can defeat its armor, instead of AH just lazily buffing durable damage across the board turning vehicles into nothing but HP bloated paper.
>>565796014i hate arrowhead as well but now you're just making shit up just to be angryHD2 was so bloated because they operated under the belief that an old developer myth that hasn't been relevant since the early 2000s was "the way" to go to make the 0.1% of retarded HDD groids still trying to game on them load games fasterThen they finally said fuck it and let an outside studio removes all the copied assets which fixed the game's size. This is possibly the single best use case of hiring an outside studio to assist you.I hope this kills that fucking HDD myth for good.
>>565792820Yeah, Kai was pretty much glazediver supreme, so shit's definitely bad if even HE is delivering repeat criticisms. Though, I can already see that this is going to result in glazedivers eventually labeling him as one of the "toxic whiners" and finding a different YouTuber to worship.
light oxygen armormechxmgeatsome low cooldown red stratagemvery fun
>>565796071>t. died a lot on Cyberstan
>>565796086I wonder if this is another case of the game being developed for lower difficulties.Difficulty 6 or whatever barely has any heavies at all so they can't really balance based on them.
Lmao
>video game journalismLMAO
>>565796657lmao you're probably right
>>565796539steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243949807479/76561198073214698Bot, Vernen Wells
>>565795732>he followed me home, can we keep him?
>>565796657maybe they should lock the fucking tank behind level 25 like the rest of the vehicles thenbetter yet bring back the HD1 system of unlocking stratagems by completing operations at certain levels so you have to show yourself to be able to handle above a certain difficulty first
>>5657969631/4uh, where is everyone
>>565797184no but the science team will appreciate him.
>>565796963failed to join
PLEASE SAVE MY GENERAL >>565032850>>565032850>>565032850
>>5657969632/4
>>565796963full
>>565796348Huh? What they said was true, though. Arrowhead did an update that trimmed the game's filesize down to like 70GB or so, which they said was the absolute minimum they could possibly go down to and that it was absolutely impossible to go lower (and resulted in those devlogs where they went over how it's so ingrained into their system and that HDD optimizations were only a part of it an so on). And then the next couple of patches and updates brought that filesize back to how it was before the trimming.There were even people who were actively browsing the files and seen that they only reduced the file duplication from 16 copies per asset to 14 copies or some shit like that. And then when they brought in that other company to fix it for them, they removed all duplicates that Arrowhead made, most of which were COMPLETELY unnecessary even by the "industry data" that they had used. They straight-up admitted that they went way overboard because they were "accounting for unknowns" and hadn't even tested the difference themselves.
>>5657969633/4>>565797768It's not full
>>5657969633/4, we need (You)!
>1st D10 full melee methbug mission/hdg/ just built different
>>565798079were there shields involved? spears or short weapons? how did you kill titans? hammer to the shin?
>>5657969633/4we just need 1 (uno) more
>>565796963FVLL
>>565791778The swedes are using some abandonware game engine that is past end of life. Most other studios don't have experience with it.WHY are they using it? Well the engine originated in Sweden and they have a sense of Swedish pride. You do not hate Sweden enough.
>>565795732>>565797184Had a charger chase a citizen into an evacuation shuttle bay and just fucking disappear. I like to think he got a nice window seat.
>>565798932So that's how the terminids cross space
>>565798730They've made all their games with it and like Bethesda they don't want to spend the effort to learn something new and better.
I honestly feel like the level 4 armor hive guards was one of the few fucking good changes that the swedes have made.>Gives hive guards a bit more purpose>it is more palatable to kill them with low AP weapons now since the HP of their squishy bits was reduced, so precision low AP attacks can kill them in fewer hitsThe only problems as far as I'm concerned revolve around the change cucking sentries, which is a separate issue that could have been resolved. The MG emplacement probably could have been AP4 with low durable damage values so that it's poor at killing the big boys. The gatling sentry could have been given a small ~1m radius explosion effect on its rounds to set it apart from the other sentries a bit and permit it to splash around hive guard armor.
i can't see any webm filenames anymore
>>565796438enough about D7, how is it on D10?
>>565798932Space attendants must've had trouble getting the seat belt on him
I find SC farming very relaxing and meditating. It's like those driving games with a big open desert.
>>565798932
>>565798730reminder that Payday 2, a first person shooter, was also developed in Sweden by Swdish people on an outdated CAR RACING GAME ENGINEwhat is it with those swedes???
How is the coyote on crack bugs? Does it ignite them and prevent them from exploding, or does it inflict enough damage to kill the small fucks in one hit and still explode into cocaine?
>Haven't played in months>Decide to come back to the game because of new update>Says it needs GPU update>Only a few versions behind so try it anyway>Can't even get to the startupI can't tell if this is because of an old mod or if I actually need to update drivers. Disabling them led to the same thing.
>mfw my whole friend group waited too long to play helldivers so now i'm the only one with a creek cape AND a defense of super earth cape
>>565799732You can just skip it.
>>565799683sorry anon, not all of us are unemployed here...>>565799701>dumbass teammate wasso blindhe didnt even see charger ping spamdeserved blinddiver death
>>565799545Considering the disaster of a server maintenance recently it's probably some retard in the backend fucking shit up again.
I constantly get endless loading screens at the end of missions.
>>565799857chinese teammate moment
>>565799754I have all of the capes but I just wear the default foe smasher because I find it the most appealing.
>>565796086the other problem using vehicles is patrols constantly spawn and aggro on you within 75 meters so you are constantly getting flanked
Me and bro getting off our Dollar General shifts and wives are alone with Jamal and Tyrone so we can finally fuck up D6 bugs in peace(We bring mechs and dogs)
>>565799754Damn, why did they decide to play a dying game now?
>>565798245shields, spears, and hammers for titansand a lot of running
>>565800054ok but enough about ArrowHead employees' daily lives
>>565799441>The only problems as far as I'm concerned revolve around the change cucking sentries,if by cucking you mean slightly inconveniencing them occasionally when there's only hive guard left, one of the lowest frequency chaff spawns unless its on a very specific seed
>>565800183You're being disingenuous with the "only one hive guard left" bit since the sentries have no logic to engage them at a lower priority. Making sentries smarter would be another potential fix, but the swedes love the idea of sentries wasting ammo against things that they can't scratch or the laser sentry blowing itself up instead of cooling down.
is this game good yet ?
>>565799828>not all of us are unemployed hereYet you're on 4chan. Curious....SC farming is literally the same gameplay as GTA, drive from point A to B yet somehow less shit.
>>565800454We must wait to see what shit tornado happens on the 6thSwedes are halfway done with their bottles of fish wine from May Day
the DSL
>>565797914>theygo back you fucking leaktranny invader, you're not welcome here
>>565800365just saying I've been using MG sentries since the change and it's still more than capable of killing loads of shit and pulling more than its weight
>>565799843Probably. It looks very sleek and strange.
>>565800550I'm calling it. No major issues fixed. Only shit like "blinking animation for ship NPCs fixed" or "fixed an issue where the diver's cape wouldn't swish properly in the wind on the second thursday of each month on certain planets." You might get a bullshit buff to guns nobody uses but they'll be like "sway decreased from 3 to 2." Whatever they patch Wednesday eill certainly break more things. Never have hope in swedes
>>565800939Funny thing is that MG sentries still dunk on Hiveguards for the most part because their AI is completely dogshit. They will constantly walk off in random directions exposing their flanks or simply be on an elevation that allows the sentries to fire directly into their bellies. Your average bufftroon will not know this, of course, because he doesn't play the game.
>>565799828>ping everything>people stop paying attention to your stupid inane spamwhuh? huh? whah?
>>565795392>He's right behind me isn't he
>D10 evacuate high value assets
Scavs walk through fire like an Indian tiptoeing across a bed of hot coals
>>565801435Scavs also die like hamsters like the indian
>>565799754did they refund the game when you told them they have to grind like cotton pickers for warbonds that have all the cool stuff in it?
>>565800503>babby doesn't know about being bored at work because he's never had a job
>>565801435Enemies aren't made out of gasoline like helldivers so you actually have to have a bigger fire area for them to catch on fire.
>>565801537Spore scavs explode in poo cloud on death just like Indian
>>565801654Funny when terminids are quite literally made of "gasoline"
>>565801654Nigga I can napalm the ground and paint that with a cremator and after like 3 seconds and watch them stroll through full fire animations untouched
>>565801654Our "fascist dystopia" should be making all of the padding and insulation in these fucking suits out of asbestos.
>>565801765...yes, anon, that's the joke
>>565795004>pacifier>reeducator>smokescreen nade>onetrueflag>eagle smoke>ems sentry
>>565802212oh
>>565796540again, i don't care if i die in this game. there's so much random shit that ends up with death, there is literally no reason to use it as a point of pride other than being surprised at the end of a roundso to reiterate>caring about dying at any difficultyngmi
hole doko
>>565803007You could've just called yourself a shitter and we would've understood, Anon.
How much nothing will come from the squid vs bug battle
do chinamen still spawn SC at low levels, or do I have to farm the old fashioned way?
>>565803007>dies so much that he can't even conceptualize not dyingngmi buddy, and I don't just mean in this game. did you eat breakfast this morning?
>>565770183>expecting redditors to waste a karmafarming opportunitynarrowhead trained reddit to throw temper tantrums, they think its funny. redditors have no idea the contempt a Swede harbors for his customer>>>565770284the redditors starting arriving after the board split, sfw blues have le hecken funny greentexts
>>565804013There's this one fag saying they do, but I wouldn't trust him
Liberator is so good with the attachments but I kinda hate how they ruin its beautiful rectangular shape.
>>565803663
>>565776398>Not posting the imageGood dog.
>>565804165you never look at your gun anyway, what does it matter
>>565803323i bet you rage when you die in this game, which is sad
>>565804115>pretending you've never died in hd2if that makes you feel better, sure
This is my favorite meme spawned by helldiver's. What's yours?
>>565804509I do look at my gun
I have exo experts, entrenched division, siege breakers, redacted regiment, borderline justice, urban legends, servants of freedom, democratic demolition, dust devils, control group, force of law and python commandosWhat should I buy next? Did plenty super shekel farming and got enough for a new goybond not even 24 hours later. Steeled veterans is old but has the senator which has heavy pen and a legally distinct bolter. Supposedly I got all the meta ones so its just fun time now.
>>565804509>he doesn't look at random things to appreciate themgo climb a mountain
>>565804850chemical agents for gas
>Dive one of the new Biomes? X>Dive a failed defense and waste everyones timesBugchasers
>>565804948>BugchasersNo anon. The DSS is there. It's that simple.
GG speardivers
>>565804691
>>565804691Anything that's a crude trace gets my approval
>>565805097And how did it get there?
>>565804565Instead of projecting, you could work on your lack of skill so you don't have to cope and project in situations like this, y'know.
>>565804913Eh I’m not a bugchaser I mostly fight clankers, I have been grinding bugdives for farming POI super shekels
>>565804691I like the ones that mock the devs. Swedes are prime punching bags.
>>565804948The moment they take the megacity that liberation is going to bump up to 95%
>>565804691It's very hard to not pick a CyberstanTV edit
