Previous: >>565654595>[Event] Revival: Chaldea Summer Adventure! A Boy Pursuing Dreams and a Girl Who Dreamshttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0416_re_summer/2026-04-20 01:00 - 05-10 20:59 PDT>[Summon] Okita Souji Alter (Saber) Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0416_re_summer_pu1/2026-04-20 01:00 - 05-10 20:59 PDT>[Summon] Kama (Avenger) Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0426_re_summer_pu3/2026-04-26 21:00 - 05-10 20:59 PDT>[Summon] Achilles Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0416_re_summer_pu2/2026-04-20 01:00 - 05-10 20:59 PDT>[Summon] Free Quest Backup PtolemaƮos Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0427_re_summer_qbpu/2026-04-27 21:00 - 05-10 20:59 PDT>[Campaign] Event Revival Celebration Campaignhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0416_event_re_cp/2026-04-20 01:00 - 06-04 20:59 PDT>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
Yuyu looking at her phone...
Mash wonned
>>565813853why is she dressed like this
>>565813853holy mommy sex
>>565814070
>>565814284Tiamama
this nigga right here hes my nigga
>>565814571>castoriaWhy?
Fate/Grand Order is kinda shit
>>565814646Teamwide pierce invulnerable presumably
Fate/Grand Order is a great game.
>>565813938Her game
How would you respond to Gawain?
>>565815478I'm not a woman so he wouldn't say it to me.
>>565814809*pierce immune invulnerable
>>565815821Maybe he wants to crack your egg.
Thinking about it, the jptards probably voted for the Skadi summer so they could get another Valk. Someone at Lasagna must have fucked up the submission somehow.
Jalter love!
>>565816404Jalter cunny
>>565816404Morning Madame, still gay as hell?
>>565816487Jilly is NOT for lewds!
>Vinchi's blu dino is the FutasaurusLmao
>>565816574That's crazy bro
>>565816532There is literally nothing gay about painting your nails as a man. Unless you paint them gay colors. Like pink, baby blue or dick sucking lips red.
>>565816670
>>565816670Black is an extremely gay color to paint your nails as a man honestly. Like overtly gay colors at least shows you're a proud flaming faggot, but black always feels rather try hard.
>>565816670Or black.
>>565816670Do you also wear a manly tutu?
>>565816816>>565816842>>565816848Shut up chuds.
>>565816973Nobody is even saying there's anything wrong with being gay, it's just that painting your nails, especially painting them black, is mondo gay.
Need this girl in my Chaldea
>>565816920No. I wear cargo pants or cargo shorts usually.
I am saying he's gay and I'm saying it's wrong to be gay DIE
>>565817034Okay chud. Go cry to Charlie Kirk about it.
>>565817254What?
>>565817052Why didn't you get her last year?
>>565817472I tried but it was a terrible rate-up and I got unlucky
>>565817254It's ok to be gay, bro, if you take "gay" as an insult then (You) are the actual homophobic Chud desu, bro.
The 90+ refuses to drop arrowheads and it's kinda pissing me off, bros.
I want Ibuki's giant feet on my face
Kama Love!
>>565817938Thank you
>>565814070Mom is not for sex.
>>565816670Do you wear make up aside from your usual clown attire?
It's a shame we never got blue Kama ascension, bros
>>565813853>Marie makes her move>OC2 finally gets goodJalterfags BTFO, Marie is the real star of the chapter.
>>565818124>5/4/2026
>>565818124well true, Marie is actually a character unlike Jeanne Alter.
>>565818201May the 4th be with you too
Marie is a character of all time
>>565818349
>>565818349Bodied that freak.
>>565818073
>>565818376Not really she didn't exist before 1755
help
Who else is happy we're getting these things this month?
Have they announced the Draco banner yet?
>>565818052No.
Porn has become boring lately... What went wrong bros?
>>565820630This event still has a week to go.
>>565821053Gooned too hard.
>>565821053This is a symptom of depression or unironic low test
>>565821053In addition to what others said you may just be looking at boring porn. Try going back to an old favorite.
>>565821053you need to look at that extreme stuf like you know
>>565823950Or just take a break
>>565821053Eat more Zinc, bro
>>565824151That's what the first response said, more or less.
Guess I don't need the damage CE.
>>565823950This, the other day I was browsing xvideos for new porn but I was unable to COOOOOM, after more than an hour I just played one of my all time favorites and COOMed in seconds.
>>565824529>Needs a womb tattoo
>>565821053>>565823950>>565824704grandest order
bros... remember the quartz for draco...
why everyone hates the new John servant in jp?
>>565825691It's too late. Aoko ate them.
>>565817984Tiamom is going to try and live her teenage high-school romance fantasy through (You) in a year or so. She definitely is for sex!
>>565825691I'll do paid dailies. Need to save for additional Sei copies.
Are there ever any events that reduce Free Quest AP or anything like that? I have so many to do and I'd love the quartz but it'd feel like such an AP waste.
>>565825894I thought free quests get discounted sometimes, but I think it's only for the initial nodes, not just farming. Or not. I always just do them as soon as I can
>>565825719I haven't really seen any hate for him. People are just disappointed that there are only two actual FSF servants for the collab
>>565826113Well yeah I don't need to farm them, just clear.
>>565825719I've seen a lot of positive reception but I'm fairly sure some saltiness is from the fact he's not actually a Strange Fake character per se.He appears in some of Richards memories of his life, but isn't one of the many actual characters involved in the Snowfield Grail War. A lot of people wanted specific characters (Zealot, Alcides etc.) and feel he got in over them.
>>565826197If it was going to be some cunt from the most boring character's memories it should have been Nrvnqsr.
>>565820531I had a bunch because I don't build every single unit
>>565825719effgawg is not everyone
>>565825691It will be nice to get to use my own Draco throughout the event this time. I only got mine in the last week of the event last time, as I'd rolled for both Tiamat and Raikou the week before. So I didn't get the experience of doing the story with my own one. Should be fun.
>>565827431Based male enjoyer
Why has one guy been trying to force the Draco Male thing for the last week out of nowhere?
>>565827410He didn't even rank top 10 in sales, that's a first for fgo
>>565825719Is that a summer 6 character?
>>565828224Xir has been doing it since Draco was relased on JP
>>565828224Are you also complaining when Jeanne Alter is called a white woman?
>>565828634Weird, I swear I had only seen it start up this week.
>>565828789No, I'm not really complaining because I (like everybody else) don't really care. It's just weird when you see someone seething out of nowhere.
>>565828970No one is seething
>>565829057Right, I'm sure you're just posting inflammatory comments that get zero (You)'s purely for your own enjoyment.
>>565829565What inflammatory comments?
Realistically, what could TM even do at this point to restore the perception of FGO as the greatest gachage for players who enjoy quality character writing and storytelling? It seems that with every passing year the number of detractors grow.
>>565829759make Kalevala chapter
>>565829759>It seems that with every passing year the number of detractors grow.Who cares?
>>565829759Announcing a proper part 3 instead of this weird "lol it's after the finale but not really" with the most dumbass premise would be a start
>>565829759Break Jalter back along with the other Avengers. And stop having a shit story. And stop forcing Mashu.
>>565830008*bring I meantDumb phone.
>>565830008>>565830095Nail polish making your phone slippery?
>>565830008>Break JalterLet's fucking go!!!!
>>565829759They don't have to. The writing might have gone downhill but it's still far better than other gachas.
>>565830008Since you have the same nail color as Sei, do you also dye your hair the same way?
Ah yes, i was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body!
>>565830008>Break Jalter backAfter LB7 I would have totally just spent the next days destressing by blowing the back out of whatever female servants that would have let me
>>565830342Liz Love?
Liz probably smells just disgusting.
>>565829834LB2 already provided more Louhillya than anyone ever wanted, nobody wants more.
>>565830164Yes...>>565830176No.>>565830329No...
>>565830576That's why she wears the mask
>>565830576No one says this.
>>565831172I don't get it
>>565829759There's just no way to compete with the narrative heavyweights of the current year, like Genshin, Honkai, ZZZ, Arknights, Nikke, GFL, IV, DBZ, PTN, WH, R1999, NTE, DBGT, and so on. FGO was a novelty in 2015 because it had an actual story, however underwritten, but the rest of the industry adapted long ago and now FGO is reclining.
>>565831172ching chong ding dong to you too
>>565831227Edmond Dantes
>>565831282What about him?
>>565831172Its mr John revengeance
>>565831421He is HIM
>>565831230lmaoIt is true that I'm sick of fgo's writing though. Now I only have thousands of hours of vn stories to occupy my time with.
>>565831889HIM as in Edmond Dantes?
You just naturally become a history buff by engaging this series, huh?
>>565831992No.
>>565831991HIM as is HIM
At the end of Shinjuku now and I wanna ask, why is every boss fight so annoying now? Did the devs just randomly wake up one day after year one ended and decide every fight should have some horseshit gimmick? They're not even hard, it's just obnoxious and feels like they're included just to waste my time by artificially extending turn counts.
>>565831992Not really. There aren't many servant I hadn't heard of before their appearance
>>565831992During a trip to India I had impressed people with my knowledge of Indian mythology I got thanks to FGO.
>>565832070>They're not even hardOh boy. Just wait until the cancer that is the Lostbelt bosses.
>>565833109Most Lostbelt bosses are totally fine, some are hard sure, but basically all of them are just fine.Except for Olympus and Nahui Mictlan though because every single boss in those chapters are pure cancer.
57 more boxes to go before I can end this stupid event. In all honesty I'd rather just go back to my standard grinds at this point. It's more bond and I've got like 7 dudes at Bond 14 just waiting to max out.
>>565833287>Most Lostbelt bosses are totally fineNot when compared with part 1.
>>565833456Yeah no fucking shit all the Part 1 bosses are piss easy jokes, there isn't a single break bar there and they're all old as fuck.
>>565833648We should go back to that. This game isn't fun if it's even slightly difficult.
>>565833456Weird comparison. Like yeah, if you could compare year 1 design to year 6 design of course it's going to be easier. What a meaningless statement.
>>565833717It barely even matters if story content is that hard because you can always CS revive or just borrow someone NP5 Cummer or whatever works there. This isn't to defend design decisions because like I said some shit in LB7 is pure fucking cancer, but the game still isn't even that difficult since you have so many ways out.
>>565832971They were just saying that to better scam you
>>565833895He willingly chose to go to India. He was already scammed. No sane person would willingly choose to go there.
>>565824529>used command spellWhat's the point?
>>565820531I can't even remember where to farm them. Someplace in Mexico, probably
I still haven't done all the side stories and Kama side story or the CQ
>>565835648
>>565835648what are you waiting for?
>>565836249Your warm embrace.
>>565835932Guinevere a cutie unlike that hag Morgan
>>565836394gonna miss out on grail sis.
yeah i love girls
>>565836832But do they love you?
*little girls, ah ah ah ah i love little girls
Did I say girls? I meant raccoons.
>>565836917no...
Fgo?
>>565837817I barely knew her
>>565836960based boingo
>>565838006Fgo is a girl??????
fgoid
6 day, and 20k points left. Am I going to make it?>>565837441What, like that figure skater?
liz is dead
>>565838195>he doesn't know FGO stands for Felicity Gertrude Oriana
>>565840301Hey that's my name. Don't doxx people like that, it's rude.
>>565840773I'll use the nickname squirty gerdie instead
>summer vinci>welfareAfter using her for a bit I have come to the conclusion that I might have bought a pakeji or two for her. What gives?
Whoa! Look at that!
>>565841658but Circe is super fucking hot and top tier plowing material
I'm forming a thought... scary
>>565842089This image reminds me that Scheherazade is fucking hot. I had nearly forgotten
>>565842262It's hard to make an anime girl ugly but Scheherazade somehow accomplishes to be that.
odysseus was so lucky bros
>>565843163Fucking based. It really is only the failed males who like her.
>>565843190why
>>565843190>>565843437look at his thicc waifuCirce could never compete
I want to cum inside fgo
>>565841289Some of the welfares are like that anon.
>>565845203
>>565845437I love Koyanskaya so much, if I was super rich I would absolutely have a secretary I pay to just be my personal aide, who would have her kind of attitude and actively mock me. She would have an absurdly high salary and I'd make sure the actual work she has to do is minimal, essentially she just needs to go to places with me, remind me of my schedule and insult me occasionally. One of the perks of the job would be that she could expense shopping trips to a company account too, on the condition that I carry her bags.
>>565847645This except I would just have sex with her
>>565847954No that ruins it, I just want a hot woman in a suit to mock me and take my money every day
>>565848043She can take your money while I have sex with her
>>565847954>>565848273sad human being
>>565848609I get it, that's what you want her to say
>>565847645>>565848043What an unfortunate existence. I can smell the future troonshine from here.
>>565849726It's a little insane to me that literally everything slightly weird is "troon" now. Like I don't follow how femdom is "troon"-y. I at least understand if we're talking futanari or something actually vaguely adjacent.
>>565850072People into femdom and people into futa overlap immensely
>>565850072>slightly weirdI think you've lost your sense of scale.
saber is a troon
When is the Evocation Festival with Erice in it? I've been playing the game for 2 years just to be able to obtain Erice.
>>565851983when you swap into a servantās body and die, the servant dies in real life
>>565859274It's too hot. Wake me up when the sun fucks off
>walks up to your 90++>rapes you
>>565859741???????
I know that the second I finally buy one from the shop this rerun I'm going to get my 10th Gogh CE, but it's still tempting me
>>565859741post Gilgameshina.
>>565845437That waist size doesn't look structurally sound
Couple questions from a newfag.1. I just started one of the interludes and Musashi (cute) said 'good to see you again'. I've never seen her ever. What am I missing? All I've finished is Part 1.2. I like Crit Buster servants apparently (Jalter, Mordred, so far). What support should i aim for? That fag fairie oberon will never join a party of mine. Cute girls only.
>>565862787The interlude assumes you played the Musashi trial quest or the Shimousa epic of remnant chapterKoyanskaya of Light but you will want the fag fairy too
>>565862787Musashi appears in part 1.5 in Shimosa and later in olympus, much later, pay no mindget ass Koya, she gives all the buster crit support you want
>>565859741Gilgamesh Dubai...
>>565842089Odysseus would have stayed with her if she looked like that desu
>>565843163Gay bro...
>>565851983Next January, Erice, summer birbs and that nip woman no one cares about.
>>565862980>>565863461thanks dudes
>>565862787I love you Mash
>>565865746why'd you mention erice twice?
Your plans, bros?
>>565866768Ciel, Lilith, Olga and Logres
>>565866768Those don't look like FGO NA characters
>>565866768corgis? Is that the queen LOL
>>565866905Yeah, and why did he say plans? Looks like we have a mystery on our hands gang
>>565866768BB Dubai, Biscione, Dante, Indra, Summer Tiama, Prelati
>>565866768>I'm so fucking CRAZZZZZYYY
>>565866768im just gonna max out gogh or something i dont really care anymore
>>565866768The /alter/core Dinamic Duo oyakodon, BB and BB jr.
Servant for this feel?
>>565847645Now this is the kind of post that deserves to be screencapped and saved for the future. Well done lad. My favorite part is the 'carry the bags' clause. Sublime stuff.
>>565867576That stinky japanese gorilla cavewoman
>>565867576Jocelyn Wildenstein
>>565866768My plan is to continue cumming in Mash
>>565867696why make such low quality posts man
>>565867696Shut-up Beryl
>>565866768Pretty much just Biscione, Olga, Gensai. and Liz. Kind of also want Metatron, summer Tiamat, and Demeter, but I don't really care that much about them
>>565867696Does that rotting homunculus even have a functional womb?
>>565866768Are you planning on changing your sexual orientation? I fail to see how you plan to roll for all these hot chicks just to finish on John
>>565867737try being a high quality general if you want to attract high quality posters
>>565867861We don't know but she eats and drinks that must mean she should piss and shit so yeah
>>565866768>7 waifus and a yaoibait twink?
>>565867696Eww.
>>565866768>first baseball servant is LizThanks, I hate it. We could have had a much cooler punk or bancho themed servant.
>>565868474That's not baseball bro.
>>565868210It's his edgy self-insert, bro, I know because I grailed Moriarty myself because of that
>>565866768Where do I buy the eliza shirt
kekekekekek
>>565868529That's a nailed baseball bat, bro. I agree it's not Baseball in spirit but she's swinging for the hills with that weapon.
>>565868474There is no one cooler than Liz, bro
>>565868372It's filled with paid shill fyi. Chink gachas actually hire people to moderate social platforms. You're not getting natural discussion from those people.
>>565866768Don't know if I will have the quartz for Lilith by the time she comes, but I'd like to save for Olga. Guess working on Lilith (and other servants I'm chasing to NP max) will be one of the things I will do in the post-FGO story phase.
>>565868474Still kind of mad that they went in the direction they did for a younger Martha servant
>>565868680Liz Hate, bro. Archimedes is the servant I would summon using myself as a catalyst. He would break his own rule of not being able to be summoned in a grail war just to Liz Hate as hard as I do.
>>565868372Genshin has anti-crack-kun, who was (is) one of the worst shitposters from /u/ and /a/, so no.
>>565868723Bullshit
>>565868843I'm 50/50. Martha Lily is the optimal Santa Servant so that part isn't a contradiction but having younger Martha going around street fighting would be the coolest.
>>565869117I can't tell if that's clouds or smoke
>>565869304Do you rep the cold streets of Nibelheim or Grove Street?
>>565868587
>>565869420There's really no wrong choice here
>>565869491>just to make it super clear they also add in the Last Episode just to further put the boot inBased Takeuchi. You can tell it was him too because Nasu has spent the rest of his life trying to get people to like Sakura by spamming her harder than hawaiian high cuisine.
>>565869775Exactly.
>>565869775Last episode was added to make Saber actually seem in the running. Her own route ends with her fucking off
>>565868998It's true
>>565869878Well clearly it worked because she won.
Saber life with Saber wife
>>565870108What how are the winnings measured?
>>565866768i don't plan, i DO.
>>565870207Post FC
>>565870291No, YOU post yours.
>>565870183Carnival Phantasm race episode. How do you join this fandom and not recognize the old lore?
>>565870408No.
>>565871378Ugly.
>>565871378Sex
>>565868860>A holy grail war starts at anon's city without of his knowledge>Some random mage summon Liz>Unaware of this, anon is solving some math problems for fun in his room>Suddenly anon hears a big noise from the room upstairs >Anon runs ASAP to see what happened>While he arrives to the room he freezes in shock, "A bathtub? WTF?">Suddenly a handsome man with a perfect sculpted Greek body emerges from the bathtub>Not a single drop of water falls to the floor as the volume of the man and the volume of the water match perfectly the inner volume of the bathtub>Anon drops to the floor in awe while the naked man asks "Are you my master?">Anon have no idea what the fuck is happening>The greek man points to anon's chest while enacting a subtle smile "I see, you are a man of culture just like me!">Anon looks at himself, he is wearing his favorite "Liz hate" shirt today>Anon:B-but... what about your "no grail wars" rule?...>Greek man:Don't worry kiddo, I'm not any of the 7 classic classes, so technically I'm not really part of this war>Anon looks at his own hand, there are some red marks on there resembling a crude drawing of Liz being beheaded>Greek Man: My name is Archimedes of Syracuse and my class is... HATER!>Archi: I came here to kill Liz with my own hands, I don't care about winning, I just want her to fucking die! That's it if you agree to help me, my master>Anon's eyes start watering in tears of joy>Anon gets on his feet and effusively hugs his servant >Anon: You have a nice cock BTW, no homo>Archi: It's truly geometrically, isn't it? >Then both start laughing loudly>Anon: Together we can make Liz HATE a reality>Archi: It will be my pleasure, master>Camera zooms into Anon's command spells>credits roll
>>565871445Mash isn't ugly. She's just a cockblocker
>>565871539No shes pretty ugly.
>>565871539She's beautiful
>>565872164Truth bomb
>>565869775Fate peaked there
Sakura is just so cool that Shirou, Hakuno, and Cooldusa all love her more than anybody else!
>>565869491Don't forget Shirou got in "love" with Sakura after getting literal brain damage
>>565872818GuuG...
>>565872828>You need brain damage to fall in love with a girl with a body so fertile and sinful that she's considered the ideal vessel by not one but two different gods of sex
>>565873662She had worms in her pussy.
>>565873662That's Rin though
>>565873662>ideal vessel byjeetma was only happenstance. unrelated note but jeetma is a dude which is super funny
>>565873662Not that anon but weird flex to say that you'd fall in love with a woman with men inside her.
>>565873808>Happenstancethe throughline is that it's literally fate hence the name
>>565873781Hot
>>565873448muslim wife
I'm the one asking about draco yesterday, do you think we would get her rateup within 90 days?If not, what's the good servant i can use for the special ascension(new account)?
>>565874661Yes, she will be up in a week-ish
>>565873448>her casual outfit is like the "I'm about to commit a crime" uniformShe really is terrible at hiding
>>565874661>do you think we would get her rateup within 90 days?We'll potentially get it in less than 9 days. Just chill a lil bit.>If not, what's the good servant i can use for the special ascension(new account)?Frankly if you're new literally any of them. It's not like getting a servant to 90 is actually particularly hard, between all your newbie cum cubes and unlimited gibs works.
>>565873787Ishtar is the goddess of whores and war
>>565874960Ishtar is literally Rin in FGO
>>565875069According to fucking who?
>>565875110According to Seventh SingularityAbsolute Demonic Front: Babylonia
>>565875069>Rin was so popluar Ishtar is basically naked Rin>Sakura was so unpopular Nasu had to rewrite her whole personality for BB and again for KamaLMAO
>>565874661Her rateup is no more than 2 weeks away in all likelihood>what's the good servant i can use for the special ascension(new account)Waver
>>565875231>WaverNot even that good of a pick really. The special ascension doesn't level skills or anything.
>>565875286Unlocking his skills is the main thing, he charges 50% even at 1/1/1 so his skills aren't critical to level
I have Draco and Tiamat but no Mushroom lady.
I'm still carrying the chocolate CE's from Valentines. Most of them are still on my giftbox actually. A lot of them on my inventory, among also the CE XP from the Mahoyo collab. Every two days I have a warning to make space on my CE inventory before doing quests. Granted, my CE inventory is a mess but it beats the hell out of me how 10+ years into this game Lasengle still didn't make a habitual 2x Succ campaign for CE experience on say, White Day, just a bit after Valentines for convenience's sake.
>>565875839Good excuse to roll for more Draco
>>565876062amogus
>>565876673Draco would do this.
If Draco is so powerful how come she got beaten by a bunch of shitters in an arcade cabinet
>>565876716
>>565876801Suicidal tendencies
>>565876835Would big Draco be hairy?
>>565876801Christians don't fight fair
Arcade Draco>FGO Draco
>>565876950Yes.
>>565876950Anime girls dont have hair down there
>>565877856All the best ones do.
>>565877885Any heroic spirit from before 1980 has a jungle down there, bro.
>>565877505Eww no.
>>565877885What are you getting at?
>newfags don't know about Semiramis hairy anus
>>565878209The point in question is pubic hair, retard
>>565878286Yeah man I'm sure the chick with a hairy asshole shaves her puss.
>>565878469I dont know what are you trying to say since you were the only one who brought the asshole hair up
>>565878572Hey FAGGOT I don't know what YOU'RE trying to say since you're such a RETARD.You have some RETARDED delusion that anime girl's would have hairy snatches. You're also just so STUPID you're willing to accept that a character has a hairy asshole, but for some reason wouldn't have a hairy puss.
I have both a hairy asshole and hairy crotch does this please you /alter/?
>>565879138Remember, anybody can get it, the hard part is keeping it.
how much of a no life self inserting seanigger do you have to be to dickride fgo this hard in 2026
>>565879751You're not welcome here lil bro.
>>565879751Talking about FGO hurts Albert's feelings.
>>565880014i made every good post this thread has ever seen
Y'all enjoying the golden week?
>>565880119I'm not Japanese so it means nothing to me.
https://x.com/kitunebi_nellws/status/2049443577684742584?s=46
>>565880119Imagine a golden shower from Abby...
>>565880435Why not on Abby?
>>565879751He's right thoughFuck off
>>565880725forget your altera, nigger
>>565880725who?
>>565880725Don't talk about yourself like that bro...
>>565880784You forgot your nail polish
>>565873662Rin is the ideal vessel for the goddess of sex and prostitution. Sakura is the ideal vessel for the goddess of devotion and motherhood. Kama used Sakura's body because he hates Parvati and wanted to piss her off.
Kama is objectively best Sakura.
>>565875224BB has the same fundamental personality as Sakura, she's just pushing herself to act more extroverted. Sakura has playful and teasing side, she just didn't get to show much in FSN because she was being driven insane by Angra for most of the HF route.https://litter.catbox.moe/seb09h.webm
>>565877856I always give female Servants a thick bush when I generate AI porn of them.
>>565882184what is it about indian men that you love so much
>>565880119But Abby, Americans don't have golden week
>>565866768eresh, ciel, lilith, olga and grand seiba (real)
1 week.
BB > Kazura > KP > Melt > Kali > Parvati > Durga > Shitma > L*p
>>565883772There is no Sakuraface named Shitma
>>565883923Sure there is. She's on rateup right now
Kama making Blacked Bitch jealous again...
>>565884270Facts
>>565884131You are annoying.
>>565884656gonna cry again?go seeth in your safe space
lesbian fashion
>>565884131emote the salute
>>565885616What, like plaid and jeans?
Gilchads where we at?And lol at Prelati being less valuable than Gil
Good morning bros
>>565885721these pics having different prices makes no sense
>>565885721>the glowie cost more than the loliNo way
>>565886073who is supposed to be the loli here?
>>565886512Assuming he understands how numbers work, he's talking about Tine
>>565886603didnt someone say she was just a petite woman
>>565886742The same sort of person who claims melu is petite
>>565886742Someone might have, but I wouldn't.
>>565884270BB disapproves of Kama because she looks too slutty.
Wouldnāt it be cool if FGO got a Madoka Magica collab event? I can already imagine:>Welfare:SR Mami Tomoe (Archer)>Banner 1:SSR Homura Akemi (Caster)>Banner 2:Madoka Kaname (Saver, debuting the class)Wouldnāt this be cool as hell
>>565886814She is.
>Wouldnāt it be cool -[-]No
imagine lb 6 collab
>>565886968Kama got kicked out of her own singularity for looking like a prostitute. She really can't catch a break.
We love prostitutes and sluts here.
>>565887073pic unrelated though
>>565887158Medb is our Queen.
>>565887252are we the citizens of Connacht?
>>565887348God I hope not
>>565887387why are you calling her your queen then
Ok, what external (as in fully outside of Fate and Type Moon) collabs do we want for FGO? Jujutsu Kaisen? Kimetsu no Yaiba? Nier? Honkai? Uma Musume?
>>565887473/alter/ is exactly one person and we're fucking nuts
collab your face with a brick
How would you react if FGO got this collab?https://files.catbox.moe/akiu37.png
>>565887482None
>>565887482idk some museum exhibit? Why would you even want that shit?
>>565887882All the other big gacha games get external collabs and free advertising and the ability to see their characters cross over and interact with popular external characters, heck Honkai had a Fate collab so where is our Honkai collab in return?
>it's that gacha salesfag again
>>565887482Saber Kiss Shot...
>>565888123Salesposting is the heart and soul of any respectable gacha general
>>565888123He'll keep doing it as long as he gets (You)s.
>>565887948>>565888164You just seem to champion everything that sucks
>>565887948fucking kill yourself you faggot.
>>565888274>>565888317https://gbf.wiki/Collaboration_EventBut look at this, Granblue is a game thatās just as old as FGO and it has Street Fighter, AOT, Detective Conan, Persona 5, Code Geass, Love Live, Kimetsu no Yaiba, One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, Evangelion etc; why isnāt FGO afforded the luxury or ability to collab with any of these for a proper crossover? Iād much rather see an external collab event with one of these compared to getting shit like Wandjina event or Bakin event that were so boring they almost killed the thread and nobody talks about those characters any more
>>565888698you fucking FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU! FUCK
>>565888698The people who like FGO and have kept it going for 10 years don't want them. I really don't know how to explain this better without talking really slowly or using pictures
>>565883772>>565884131I want to fuck BB jr cunny while BB pegs me desu
>>565888698Collabs are for games that cannot get money on their own, bro, like GBF got all those collabs and still never got to surpass FGO, that's kinda sad desu.
>>565888698Those are nothing. Battle Cats had a collab with the Japanese Self-Defense Forces.https://battlecats.miraheze.org/wiki/Hometown_Self-Defense_Force_Collaboration_Event
>>565888985Arknights btfo of FGO all the time and they get collabs
The collaboration Nasu is actually taking away from us is Zvezda. It's like Type-Moon bastard child.
FGO should collab with Bible Black. Fate and Bible Black are both urban fantasy featuring mages and futas, so it's a perfect fit.
>>565889126I knew that was a Meteo thing, but I had no idea that was Typemoon
>>565889118but arknights eosed and fgo is still here
>>565889215I would prefer a collab with Starless so we can have bestiality and shit
>>565889215based
>>565889280Nah, FGO dead game, dead generalArknights alive game, alive general
>>565889440>The eldest daughter of Satomi Yoshizane, the founder of the Awa Satomi clan and descendant of Nitta Genji. One day, her father jokingly says to Fusehime's pet dog, Yatsufusa, that he would offer Yatsufusa Fusehime's hand in marriage if only Yatsufusa would bring him back the head of a vexing enemy general. To their surprise, Yatsufusa did exactly that the very next day, prompting Fusehime to volunteer to hide away in a cave on Mt. To along with Yatsufusa in order to keep her father's promise. Over time, Fusehime becomes pregnant from Yatsufusa's spiritual energyDid you roll for Bakin?
>>565887482Saya no Uta
>>565889523Better to be dead than to have an MLP collab.
>>565888698On the flip side, Uma Musume would collab with anything and everything (in promotional materials that is), except for the JRA.
>2026 >people still come here from other threads to have a melty that the game is still alive
>>565889646You just know what Ushi does with that horse
>people from other threadsProof?
>>565889646Ushi's horse does NOT exist
>>565889760what?
>>565889684We're truly built different. Even when we're no longer the fastest and our community have scattered, we still live rent free in all other generals' heads.
>>565889878Well it suddenly vanished one day, so maybe it was eaten?
>>565889775We /alter/bros (true) love FGO and Albert's localization, so anyone who says any other shitty gacha is better than /ourgame/ is just some retarded tourist from another general that is butthurt about our success for some reason.
>>565890035literally no one thinks about us, bud. it's just alter bros who happen to play other games
>>565890170Uh-huh
>>565890137>and Albert's localizationNice one
>>565890170If you play other games then you aren't an alter-bro, just a gacha whore.
How much does she charge per hour?
>>565890302Truth
>>565890379Who's that fgo na character?
>>565890302But I'm an alter bro. I play other games but I post exclusively here
>>565890379More than you can afford
>>565890379If you have to ask...
>>565890667shut up, whore
>>565890667post support list
>>565890935hmmm, no. I'd rather not out myself. but here's my master level to prove I'm a real bro
if you cheat on fgo and play other gacha, you're just a filthy gacha whore and will never be an /alter/ bro
>>565891425Nothing wrong with playing multiple gacha games.
there's everything wrong with playing multiple gacha games
>>565891342You are a real sissy
Herc gg
>>565890379doesnt look like fgo character
>>565891342
>>565891559Bravo Nasu
Wish we had more children in this game.
wtf real?
>>565892887I really hate this text bubble placement. It took me way too long to realize "Wont he be needing rest" is supposed to be the second thing you read
>>565891425I downloaded Wuwa after reading this post :)
>>565891425I only cheat on FGO with real games, so it's fine
>>565893540zako zako
>>565893593Is that Ishtar???
>>565893643maybe
>>565893593This is how you call your mother?
>>565894034
>>565893593
>>565891425Should Limbus even count as a gacha game? You can get everything in there for free.
>>565894951no idea what is that
Hehehe
>>565896069AI garbage
>>565896069BooBs
>>565896440We love AI here.
>>565896553looks terrible
>AI garb-ACK
>>565896584I disagree.
>>565892887source
>>565896806turn on your monitor
>>565896859I did and it looks great.
>>565896584This, the model sucks.
>>565897515not only model, everything about that image sucks
there's another Alice thread among this board
>>565896854Fate/Grand Order
>>565892887
>>565898690Yet there still is no Aoko sex to be found. Curious.
>>565898690I know because I made it.
>>565898752Aoko sex isn't real. Take your meds.
>>565898741oy stop that
>>565898954Well it is probably a jungle after all
Wubros...
Absolutely nothing about the FSF Collab has been appealing to be, can't believe Narita would disappoint me so much
MAMA
>>565899403or what? what you gon do?
>>565900379my fuaaarking hero on the top left
>>565899848You mean the summer rerun?
>>565899510Stop slandering angel mum.
>>565899510>sits in her house reading books all dayYeah, there's no way she trims.
>>565899764
>>565899764Wu used to take tons of aphrodisiacs when she was in her 80s in order to have sex with handsome young men.
>>565903243begone vile demon
Xu Fu
>>565903243Is she trying to make Mashu jealous to have angry yuri sex later?
>>565813853
>>565902487>>565899764Good for her
>>565905453Looks like slop
>>565907640slop post for a slop general on a slop board on a slop site
>>565907753Facts.
?
All Mysterious nigga next years
>>565912029>all skipslel
Yo content?
>>565912029I really don't like it
>>565912029Jesus christ what a shitshow
>>565912029NP5 Lilith skipping everyone else
https://x.com/mogullaz/status/2051676566158213614?s=20
>>565913103Based yuriGOD
>>565876835do women really
>>565914385That's a man
>>565899764xuehuaiyibros, not like this...
>>565914443since when do men have asses like that?
>>565915847what ass?
>>565915847You have never seen men
>>565916050ywnbam?
>>565912029NP6 Lilith skipping everyone else
>>565915847bro, you skipped OC2?
>>565912029Fuck. This is so sad...
>>565916802Based yuriGOD
>>565916982Cags looks like that??????
>>565916982cagliostro is boobslutprobably squeels when you pinch'em really good
Do you like this NP animation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPNRawlqB8
My wife
>>565918982Your wife owes me impregnation sex.
>>565918379His regular attack animations are way better, especially the one where he throws several corpses at you. Which you WOULD HAVE KNOWN had you followed /ourguy/ bys instead of these deplorable western fgotubers, now get the fuck out of my general you filthy giga-retarded baboon.
>>565918379I like the part where no monarchy will ever name a kid john again in honor of this chad
This pokemon looks a lot better after it evolves.
>>565912029Fat Dragon and Ririsu. Maybe Metatron Jeannie.
>>565918379Richard's little bro looks like THAT?
>>565919373he was that goodthey know none will comparethey call him john, the once and future king
>>565918379>kneeling.png>flames.pngWeird to call that animation
>>565918379He's okay but him taking a slot from a strange fake servant is bullshit
>>565920398Nothing of value was lost.
>>565920398He mogs every SF servant
>>565920530Lol no
>>565918379He is Murrica founder father
>Homos from fgog coming hereWhy
>>565920629And they say aristocracy isn't a thing anymore
>>565920398He is the super secret False Saber that will appear in the last LN Vol,bro.
>>565920704>muh spoilers Maybe you should go back to /r/eddit.
>>565920704I think what happens is these retards don't get any (You)'s from their bait in /fgog/ so they scurry over here. Wonder if mods would enforce spoiler bans.
>>565920629Sounds like bullshit.
>>565920818Why would you care about this game's shit story though?
>>565920780He's cringevenger tho
>>565920943Avengers are the best class though.
>>565920926If you don't care then why are you so obsessed with it?
>>565920943I mean, Herc (Avenger) is the True Archer after all.
>>565920629He may Lackland but not sex
>>565921012Avenger fans use black nailpolish, so they lose by default.
>>565920839Her research is public, just search for it, bro.
>>565920629>chances burgers are inbredodds better than fgo!
>>565920629Trump is not related to them either BTW
>>565921410>TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP oh my god anon no one cares>>>/pol/
>>565921410Truly a man of the people on a mission to #draintheswamp
>>565920629Holy shit, I was wondering why there were no US servants in the US HGW. There we go. Narita, I fucking kneel.
>>565921906>Holy shit, I was wondering why there were no US servants in the US HGWBecause most US Heroic Spirits are low level shitters?
>>565920629He might have lacked land but he didn't lack any bitches
>>565921906Amelia Earhart is right there
>>565922140Curses, that sounds much better than mine. I should have thought of that.
Captain Ahab is also American.
Is that dude a summer 6 rerun character?
>>565922904Who
So who is realistically winning the F/SF war?
>>565923284My dick.
>>565923284Gilgamesh the strongest servant ofc
>>565923284probably Sigma
>>565922839Whale is an American? Checks out.
Sigma balls
>>565923284Prior to being hit with pocket sand, it would be Archer Hercules. After the fact though? Probably still Richard due to Booyaka Saijou 619.
>>565921382>he doesn't have a sexy sister
>>565922140donnie could blow gilgakek
americans coping at their lack of culture
>>565923830The amputee, you silly. Frankenstein is the name of the grave robber.Wait.
>he says on an american forum in the american language
Cross Cultural Hercules war when? I want a grail war where every culture's equivalent to Hercules just fight it out. Like how Cu is the Irish Herc or Lu Bu is the Chinese Hercules, just give me 7 dudes of that high quality.
>>565926116No problem Suzuka.
>>565926328for greeks i would pick ajax as the greek hercules
>>565926064*Bri'ish languageWe say colour here, not color.Bruvs, not bros.You're allowed to say cunt but not f*ck.
>>565926446I'd pick Heracles as a Greek Hercules. They're similar enough that it's the closest comparison.
>>565926328My local legend has this one dude named Badang who gained super strength by eating puke from a river demon that he caught on his fishing net.Can he join?
>>565926790Sorry, only real cultures are allowed their Hercules style reps. The lowest Hercules rep that is acceptable is Maui. If your dude isn't more known than him then he doesn't make the cut.
>>565926790I thought this was an Abbo post before looking up the name.
>>565926964
Would you like FGO to add more SEA Servants?
>>565927480I'd love for more servants from cultures we wouldn't expect.
>>565927480No I'm good. There is nothing in SEA worth adding. Once they add Maui you've basically added everyone of note from the entire Southern Hemisphere.
>>565927480Ferdinand Magellan. He's from Phillipines, right? Make him Columbus' best friend. Maybe a loli, too.
>>565927480I don't really care either way.
>>565927480I would like end of service
/fgog/ is breaching containment
Nasu, I know you're listening. Give us a Dante's Inferno Vergil servant but give him a katana.
>>565929202Is nii-san really that good at not responding to bait? Why do all their dregs end up here?
>>565929202We love oniichan here and would gladly suck his cock
>>565927480Le Loi soon
>>565926328HercCuchulainKintokiBeowulfSamsonMauiMwindo (some African guy)Now Heian-kyÅ had a grail war with only Caster servants so this grail war needs to be an All-Berserker grail war.
Beowulf feels like he should be a lot more relevant.
sex with shota servants
>>565930350BeoCHAD is quite literally THE original Berserker, but Nasu isn't a big fan of him apparently.
>>565930359Manure...
>>565930721Manure is into twinks, not shotas
>>565918379meh, I won't roll for him that's for sure
>>565866768NP5 Ciel & Brolga
>>565929824fucking samson?
>>565930871He wants to rape Nemo according to Riyo
>>565931425He already have a Fate design, so why not?
Nom
>>565932142monch
>>565931901he ugly af
>>565932142I want to explore Mash's mouth thouroughly
>>565932369We know, Lilith.
>>565932369You mean her lower 'mouth', don't you Lilith?
>>565929824>Mwindo (some African guy)Blud really think that African Herc or Thor would be a Zerker when he's known for his feats of trickery and battle prowess or is it because you think that those of African descent are Viltrumites? He wasn't even a Giganigga like Shaka Zulu or Mansa Musa (surprisingly seeing as he is basically Gil if he wasn't a rapist PoS and was as pious as King Hassan)
Do you guys wait 900 quartz before rolling a servant or you just roll with whatever you have and hope you dont fuck up?
>>565933517I just roll with whatever you have and hope you don't fuck up
>>565932369Understandable
>>565933517You should save 900 SQ or timeline it out so you'll have 900 SQ for servants you really really really want. It's hard to be that unlucky but it can happen.
>>565933517I only ever roll for servants I really want and skip tons of shit, so I'm above 900SQ most of time. Like this year I only rolled for teen mom and Andromeda and I currently have 1000+ SQ for BB Dubai (I'm gonna skip Ciel BTW)
>>565934041Bro...you wouldn't skip your senpai...
>>565933517I'm an impulsefag, I just keep moving forward until my quartz are depleted
Honestly, I'm still not sure if I should get Draco or Teacher during the next event or wait... man I wish that I wasn't so indecisive ya know
>>565931715Nemo is a twink and a shota.
>>565934129But I have her already
>>565934521That's another man's wife...
>>565933517After years of playing, I've learned my seed.I only really need 150sqs to quantify for pi.
>>565933517I rolled so many times without 900 SQ and I regret it. In last half year I got 3 five stars which all were non-rate up spooks in a row. Pure pain, pure suffering. It fucked me so hard mentally that I started saving spark for BB Dubai
>>565933517Depends on timing. I just plan out a relative idea using the 2 year foresight we have so that any servants I want are seperated by a few months which usually gives enough time to save up to 900 SQ.
Soon.
>>565935038My dumb, boy, sex friend.
Are we expecting to go right into Lilim Harlot when this event ends or are we gonna have a bit of off-time? I haven't had the chance to 120 my Alice yet.
>>565935704>I haven't had the chance to 120 my Alice yet.Shouldn't you want zero downtime then? Embers from shops and stuff.
>>565935704I'm expecting to cum on Alice's feet
>>565935038That's a man
>>565931050Lowkenuinely your closest bet is probably Summer Osakabehime. Her ascension 3 has her in a very pretty and revealing swimsuit with her glasses off.In a way, Aesc ascension 1 -> 2 is kind of that too, but the ascension 2 isn't quite jirai kei fashion tier showy.
>>565935840Embers from shops are finite and while the event is active I need to do that.I can only really farm as much EXP as I'll need when I'm done with the event (which I'm still not).
>>565933517Lately I've been saving up for 900, but it's been because I hit the servant early so it doesn't take long to get back up to 900.I wish we'd have rolling pity like other gachas so it wouldn't feel as wasteful to roll without 900.
>>565935704You dont want to 120 casters. waste of grails
female schoolgirl scathach
>>565937315yuck
>>565937315Based
>>565937014What else am I gonna do with my NP6 copy?
>>565937315I'm going to need evidence of this
female woman scathach
>>565937531I guess sell the copy for 5 RPs? I have no idea
everyone is female if you have the good dick
>>565938354What's crazy is this is true.
>>565932962both. I want to know every part of Mash's body of work like it was my own
>>565937315Female schoolgirl (JS) Scathach
>>565939263you will never be a woman
>>565939263Post FC
>>565939503It's a testament to Seibah's design that even if I like some of these styles, literally none of them fit her except for her original one.
>>565939482I don't want to be a woman. I'm a man and I want to taste Mash. To be one with her>>565939503522 662 009
>>565939503Remove the ahoge
>>565939683>522 662 009Bruh
>>565939263Based. Also I'll add you to friends later too, hope you have free slots
>>565939683you don't even have mash on your support list
Why is Lilith samefagging outside of fgog?
>>565940002I do, but I'm a newbie>>565940064I don't share my women. I'm not an american
But since we're talking about support... I want them to be of use for those of you who are on my friendlist so what can I do to make my servants more interesting to use? Like should I just give them a CE with battery or something with bond?
>>565940275/fgog/ reached the age where they want to fuck their little sister
>>565940748Castoria, Vitch and Oberon all with Tea time and Cuzilla with fast wheels. That's it.
>>565940748What >>565940940 said, but also make sure you set an "Event" team every event with drops/damage/bond CE's depending on the event/servant/vibes. You can set a page to "Event" with the little buttons at the very bottom.
>>565940748People are only using your non-major support role servants if they're latelets or if there's some extremely niche situation. Other than the normal teatime servants, or maybe one all slot with heroic portrait, it's all just decoration
>>565940940I only have Castoria but she isn't leveld up. But noted.>>565941103>>565941179okay cool
>>565941226Just remember one of the only things that will really piss people off is something like Castoria without leveled skills (her actual level doesn't really matter that much) or teatime that isn't mlb yet. Just put something else up on your support list in the meantime
>>565941226>I only have Castoria but she isn't leveld up. But noted.Do not put supports who's skills matter a lot like Castoria, Vitch, and Oberon on your lists without their skills maxed, especially on an event list. It's basically the only thing you can do wrong with your supports.
>>565941531>>565941831ah, that's good to know. Won't put Castoria in there anytime soon then KEK
>>56594078911 years old?
>>565942865yes. beginning of puberty
mama
>>565943231Kiara
>>565943231Is her pussy really that mindblowing?
>>565943625Nah
>>565943625yes. it tastes like salty gold coins
That hole? Tastes like heaven...
>>565943625Mindblowing but not in the good way
>>565945310Sounds like a positive to me
child sex
>>565945521in the "catastrophic fatal stoke" sense
>>565946192Previous statement unchanged
have sex with kiara
Would Kiara approve of cheating at Mahjong?
>>565947483I don't think there's a form of cheating she has a problem wiht
kiara the grand woman
>>565950779Grand Whore
>>565933517I do the former for anyone I want around NP5, and the latter for anyone I want NP1-2.
>>565950896Mama
Kiara is an expired woman
>>565950779She's fat?
>>565951685...because she's dead.
>>565950896rude
morgan is chris brown and im rihanna
>>565952271I'm beginning to suspect something might be wrong with this guy's brain.
WU CHU
I love evil sluts.
>>565953354Sounds like a sneeze
I love good girls.
>>565954015That means everything is working correctly
>>565953451I love all sluts
morgan is fate/grand order and i'm the uninstalling button
>>565953451why
>>565954272So you'll never actually work up the nerve?
>>565954295Why not?
morgan is morgan and im the fairies after listening to aurora
>>565954662Sorry, I don't trust fairies
>>565954596she is evil
>>565954773Did they bond over being shit characters?
>>565955078they have nothing in common among all 4 of them
>>565954773>Another man's wife>Worse than shit>WHO?>Results Hazy, try again in a year.
Ereshkigal
>>565955960Best girl
>>565955960>>565956115cunt
>>565955635Last is Mashu's whore
>>565956579im not
>>565958389Does Merlina shave...?
>>565957383*SMOOCH*
>>565958528She's a classy lady who would never let you know until
How I be spending summer knowing I need to be clearing the singularity
hmm i think?
>Xu-Fu's NP doesn't even heal alliesWhat a cunt!
>>565961140Sorry bro, that ancient Chinese lean only gets poured out for the homie. Maybe if they buff her NP then she will share.
>>565962524Rubbing my special lotion on Suzuka's back!
Finishing on this thread
>>565962524Suzuka's big brown jk boobs
confess
>>565965805
>>565965805Okay. I accidentally got the wrong HDMI adapter, but it actually worked out better.
>>565969342What the fuck is wrong with her face?
Sex with...
>>565973792Mash Kyrielight
>>565974098Yikes!
>>565974098Blegh
>>565973792hags
>>565974098Lilith made this post
>>565974934I sure hope Nurse saves me from the hantavirus.
>>565975637
>>565975637>>565974934
Don't let Mash see this.
>>565976496why
>>565976614She'll think he's a fag
>>565962524I hate Suzuka.
>>565976664Probably just some sort of misunderstanding
Would you like the cups more if they looked like this?
>>565976942
>>565977019Redwoman would be the perfect wife.
>>565977289We're never getting femiya.
>>565973792Yuyu.
>>565977351Your Chloe?
Liz is a cute slut.
>>565977582She's not cute.
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