Teto Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>565430518
>>565846757What a CRINGE OP.
>>565846757What a BASED OP.
>>565846757Waow, Teto now this is an awesome OP! Thanks so much as per usual, you rock for always making these sick ass OPs!! Also you forgot your TF2 Steam Group! steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>565847429Based and trvth nvke.
>>565847429when are you going to kill yourself, i need to add the date to my calendar
3 NIGASON CART
Iโm going to put 1000 hours into sniper and ruin the game for everyone else.
>>565847885He's not trans so most likely never.
>>565848232>He's not trans
>>565847885Uh, worry about yourself>>565848232this, just really love this blokes OPs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bV5zQbrp_QPhoneyland a week after it's added once the novelty and e-celeb references wear off be like:
>>565847429buy an ad
the mvm?
>>565848423For what? the OP? It's not my art, would be sick if they took comissions though, they're so talented! like holy smokes!
The Emporium spytech update, whatever happened there
>>565846757thank you for putting tf2eto in the op>>565847885>>565848423do the needful and don't give xim attentionadvertising is against the rules
fucking redditor-tier false flaggot
>>5658496642 weeks ma'am! so excited for the new australiums!
>>565851479>>565848906
>>565848232xhe definitely is the way xhe keeps shilling xher tranny group
>>565846757what a BASED OPnow we need some info about the MvM update, and we are golden
Does the new community mvm tour give you the potato with the sunglasses or nawh
>>565846757god i wish i could marry teto but on 2fort
>>565853942built for baby making sex with cuddling after
>>565853979Nah it looks like you get the tank badge instead
>>565854464no
>>565853979>>565854520Oh you're right those are just the donation badges. I didn't want to sign in but it looks like it is the potato
>>565854671neat, and no worries its easy to mistake it given the image.
>>565854718Yeah, it's especially confusing because I have played some of their events where the free medal WAS one of those gem looking ones
drowning my sorrow in gambling
>>565854938you should use that crate unboxing simulator mentioned last thread instead
bewm. kirkshot.
>>565854938I've been doing that lately with MTG cards
Did Zesty win yet?
>>565855187hopefully old packs... right?
>>565855303Nah I'm a newfag and my friend got me into it. I just get one of those fancy gift bundles and have fun opening the packs. I know the new sets have terrible value but I pulled $70 and $50 cards from the Chocobo bundle they did
>>565855284>208 results found
but not a single result for zesty winning
>>565857082you single handily carry him to victory by posting him, if all his fans died and you were still alive; he'd still win because you'd still post about him.
>>565857082truke
my sunnie needs lientri's feet so bad...
>>565858993I don't know these words
>>565858993wrong thread
>>565857650meant for >>565857351
>>565858993
>>565862342DSL
tribalmanโs shiv
>>565858993Your what needs who
my hog needs yordle butt on it so bad...
dead gamedead general
>>565868150egg making sex with meowscarada gameegg making sex with meowscarada general
wave 666 gamewave 666 generalI genuinely cannot believe they didn't tie a unique reward, such as an achievement item in the same vein as the haunted metal scrap for beating that mission
>>565868150dead general cause there's not enough meowscarada
>>565869279>911 robotshow did they get away with it
>>565871841trvke
>>565871841holy trvkey nvkey mamvkey
demoknight requires more skill than soldier submit post no verification required
>>565873756that's not a meowscaradabut baby making sex with lulu nonetheless
Why are professional killstreaks more expensive than a majority of unusual taunts?
>>565846757this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>565874895ermmm yeah it does she's on suijin
I miss soldier ngl
soldier just has so much flair. The best part about demo (spamming with 12 projectiles) is the worst part about soldierthere's just nothing fancy it's just dealing as much damage as possible while being completely dependent on your team not throwing
soldier my beloved
>>565874674because unusual taunts are dumbalso I choose to sit under her
>>565874674power plap
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>565884083Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>565885010this butt also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
>>565886628her name is lucy
>>565886727there's more than one bunny dummy
>>565886628and vocaloids
>>565886727Lucy is such a valid name sister! But Lilith would have been better
>>565886727and Zhao
>>565874674damn bitch you live like this?
>>565848987>>565847429Two Trukes!
I finally sold all of my old tf2 stuff of value on the market. I'm finally free.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcosaVh5slE
>>565847429many are saying this
>Only one willing to play medic>Use quick-fix>get kickedcool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>565910223More people need to do this (kick quick-fix users, that is).
>>565911748True
>>565871841Skeledirge is better tho
https://youtu.be/bz4vX5DyihQ
>>565846757>no playable female characterswill not play
How do unusualifiers work desu?
>>565915154erm, pyro is right there?
>>565910223>>565911748i haven't played in like 3 years, why has public opinion soured on the quickfix?
>>565920129No sister, it's a man
>>565920268theory-y (the uncle dane of medic mains, minus the pedophelia) said the quick fix sucks heโs right
>>565920607pyro sucks and people don't get kicked for playing him tho
>>565920898true but pyro is dogshit no matter what youโre running. Medic is the most powerful class in the game and by using the quick fix, youโre telling the rest of your team that they donโt need a medic and they donโt need a useful ubercharge. Fuck quick fix faggots. Use stock or GTFO.
Poor Quick-Fix can't catch a break...
my scout- needs the medic so bad...
Olivia mating press
>>565922835
>>565923169Where is his mask?
>>565915930you apply them to any yellow quality taunt to make it unusualthink of it like a paint but for an effect instead of a color
Why did they nerf the quick fixโs ubercharge rate? It was always considered the worst medigun even when you could cap objectives with its ubercharge and when it built ubercharge 15% faster. They got rid of its ability to cap objectives while ubercharged, removed its unique ability to copy scoutโs movement speed when healing him (now the other mediguns can do this), and gutted its uber build rateโฆ why?
>>565923435what effects can I get desu? I cant find a list anywhere ;-;
Why do people think the vaccinator is hard to use?It grants you massively improved survivability and allows you to make huge positioning mistakes without dying, positioning mistakes which would result in your death if you used any other medigun. Because your Ubers are more expendable and have drastically increased uptime, your deaths are less frequent and less punishing. You donโt have to worry about the enemy medicโs ubercharge percentage when you can run into his team with your bubbled soldier and kill him. The vaccinator essentially removes the need to think from medic. You donโt have to worry about positioning, you donโt have to worry about the enemy medicโs ubercharge percentage, you donโt need to worry about the consequences of death, you donโt need to pay attention to your own ubercharge percentage and play accordingly. You donโt need to worry about crit heals or heal priority because youโre tethered to one nearly invincible player. You just run in with your pocket, get 1 or 2 kills with the bubble, and by the time your pocket gets into another fight, you have another bubble.Utterly braindead weapon which removes all of the risk and strategy from Medicโs design. Medic is actually a rather high iq class when using the other mediguns, but you literally donโt need to think at all with the vaccinator.
>>565923879I wish it could get buffed to copy class abilities like double jumping as scout or disguising as the opposite teams medic if you heal a disguised spy (though that would be kinda useless)
>>565923879When they buffed it to give it half overheal compfags called it op.So instead of, say, reverting that change and buffing it in another way that might keep its unique flair, they just nerfed it into being stock's retarded cousin.
>>565925240https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Unusual#Love_.26_War_Updateif you used one right now today it would pull randomly from this pool of effects i believeif you hold on to it until a new update, it will instead be one of the new taunt effects whatever those will bepeople stockpile unusualifiers and wait for an update for this reason
Uhhh...the MvM update is OUT and NOBODY is talking about it???https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245
>>565927173>holy shit it's real
>>565927173>>565927898IP GRABBING LINK DNI
konata 12/24come vidya
>>565929323Later.
>>565931692ayo this nigga about to put a mega baboon heart into a guy
>finally get put into a game>we're losing, so i pick medic>2 people on our team are doing the friendly heavy thing (ie, not playing the game)>someone on voice chat eventually points this out and suggests removing them>the 2 heavies (who are obviously friends) both immediately start getting really defensive on vc and say they don't want to play competitively and other insufferable nonsense>they feel a smug sense of victory as we lose>remain completely silent the whole time and just leave the matchFriendlies are cunts and they aren't hated enough. Blessed Viva was right.
ok cursed fatass that's a nice story
friendlies mog you
>>565934875If your playing on community then it's fine.
>>565925262Because it's annoying to have to keep switching resistances.
why do pub medics never uber? they have it, I'm the only one around him, he's healing me, I scream "medic", there's enemies in front of us... he won't uber. 1, 2, 3, 5 seconds, he won't uber, we die. They could be on fire and dying and they won't uber. are they just stupid? Do they even know medic can uber?
>>565939862they do it to spite u bcuz ur a fagsrc: i do it to spite fags
this is honestly how i see the tf2 community: puppets that can be puppeted (swayed) by puppeteers (influencers)prove me wrong
>>565940247okay so you're a little bitch and are spiteful to people you don't even know, got it
>>565941315You are the only person who just realized this. Everyone else already knew that.
>>565939862I usually uber but then stop ubering the guy I was healing and then laugh at him
Any good clips of Viva kicking toxic friendlies? That would cheer me up right now
>>565945052you mean clips of him screeching on his mic like a child because people aren't following his comp calls on a pub or simply playing for fun?
>>565939862Most pyros don't bother to extinguish teammates even after Valve purposely implemented a mechanic that rewards that. Like 30% of the TF2 playerbase barely knows how to play.
>>565945427It's justified to be disgusted at griefers.
new broccoli just droppedhttps://youtu.be/BopUtmQcMqg
>>565945693>playing for fun is "griefing">not following the directions of a fat brown beaner is "griefing" put the trip back on already mate
Dead server, dead game
>>565927173>NOBODYThat link is in our OP dum-dum
>>565946007Viva is beige.
>06brown
>>565947430Shup up
>>565941315amazing digital circus reference
>>565945885I wish he'd stick to using his SMG or switch to his bow when he has crikey up and it's clear that he won't get the melee kill due to his target backpedaling and shooting him. There's multiple spots where a pyro or a scout is purposefully maintaining distance and he'd be able to kill them with the minicrit buffed carbine
kogasatopia wins!
>>565920268The quick fix incentivizes healing everyone on the team, but medic players are trannies.
>>565948220>zoomers think a 2020s invented wooden manikin puppetshave you ever been to an art store? or known anyone who did stopmotion or traditional art?tf2 players are a special kind of retard
>>565950092it's a meme you dip
>>565947604shupo shupo
>>565950092>zoomersPainting too broadly. You mean tranny zoomers.
>>565920268tubers say it's shit and people believe tuberswhile yes, it is the worst medigun, and people are low iq monkies who want the strong ubers instead, literally none of them stop to think, "hey, why is my medic using the medigun designing to keep everyone topped up and not dead?"the answer: the medic is tired of their shit team constantly dying and failing to protect them from basic shit like an enemy scout waltzing through the entire front line, making them drop uberit's a low commitment medigun that just works, but doesn't shine. ppl be like "where's muh overheal" ignoring the fact that over half the team is within 1-shot range and needs healing before they do
>>565941315>>565943647>dude people are nothing but brainless puppets controlled by le government / newspaper / TV / online headlines / twitter / tiktok / reddit etc.wow dude... edgelord much, you know that people are more complex right>dude the tf2 community is nothing but brainless puppets controlled by le influencersOMG SO TRUE, anyone who shares an opinion with a youtuber I don't like is an NPC, I'm so smart and everyone else is wrong! crazy
said the zestydrone
said the person offended enough to respond in less than a minute even though I didn't mention any specific tf2 youtuber
>>565951007paizuri
>>565950604lol sister this is so funny
why do i keep getting stomped by 100+ point trannies in this gameis it the estrogen?
you didn't have to mention anyone specific, 66-second-posting zestydrone. we can tell
>the quick fix is good because... you can heal multiple peopleWoaw! Because other Medi Guns totally can't do that already. People who have the Quick-Fix equipped aren't going to heal multiple people anyway, it's a noob weapon, and noobs are never going to play optimally. Medi Gun users are more likely to heal and overheal everyone, it's delusional to say otherwise. And the Medi Gun has better overheal and a real uber. The Quick-Fix is useless and your team doesn't appreciate it. They're all deeply wishing you'd switch off it, but you won't because you're too selfish. Medic is my 2nd most played class btw and I've probably played him more than anyone here. The Quick-Fix only has value in small lobbies, KOTH, and arena, and that's it.
>>565951007he's not really wrongpeople like to pretend they're more complex than they are, but then you ask them their favorite movie or book and they reply with whatever flick was in the box office in the past couple years or say "uhh idk [insert name of book they were forced to read for their HS/college literature class]"
Uh oh! Tranny meltie!
Haha he said tranny!!
>>565947604the shupo
>>565952572this!! lol sister this is it! >>565952514>>565952010stop saying this word.
>>565951007you have to be pretty intentionally dense to not realize many tf2 players get their opinions from youtubers oftentimes without fully understanding said opinions. a good amount of people now simply think "quickplay = good tf2!" and have been asking for it in mods like tf2c that don't need it lmao
>>565952572the sexo with the shupos
Why did PASS Time never catch on? The idea of playing soccer in a first-person shooter where you have access to crazy speed and movement and items sounds really fun and deep. Rocket League which was just some small indie game with no advertising sold millions and millions. There must be some untapped audience. I'm disappointed because I never got to play PASS Time for myself. Sucks.
>>565952932>>565953939all the girls are saying this
>>565953991I think the biggest problem is Valve stupidly gave the entire rights to the gamemode to Bad Robot, which meant they literally couldn't make any updates or changes to it or add new community maps, and Bad Robot immediately fucked off so the whole thing died.
>>565954263Legitimately one of the stupidest deals in Valve history if this is true.
>>565953991because it's really just ctf but you can throw the intel
>>565954574It's true, and whoever brokered that deal should be fired
>>565954638All TF2 gamemodes and real-world sports are just CTF, but you do different things with the intel.
>>565955040SHUT UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
hey guys its us Bad Robot and we dont appreciate you talking shit about our perfect gamemode pass time that we created for this dead game in 2015so why not be actually be a productive and valuable consumer to the video game industry by playing our NEW games instead?
>>565955316Nah, fuck you leatherman
>>565953991As vscript game modes have shown, most players just aren't that interested in TF2 spin-off modes, once the novelty wears off people just go back to the usual game modes
>>565955040handegg would be drastically improved by the addition of sentry guns
Dude, why does Quake have flags and selectable characters? This is a novelty.
q...quake.......?
s...snake.......?
Didnโt the original Team Fortress mod for Quake only have CTF? I know that TFC has multiple gamemodes, but I think they balanced TF2 initially around CTF first with the other modes being somewhat of an afterthoughtโirony of ironies that CTF is now the one gamemode that literally no one takes seriously anymore.
>>565956150Football would be way better if there was a role where you could make people stop playing for 10 seconds because you looked at them from the other side of the field.
>>565958702the community wholesome chungus insanity over this thing felt so forced
>>565945885>complains about random crits>cares about getting casual xpfaggot alarm
What can we do about the tranny epidemic in this game?
>>565963575hope that the psyop ends
the chucklenuts avoided every piece of drama and just continued making funny videos
>>565964446sniper is a skillful class, you wouldnt get it
>>565964446He's just playing the carnival game Dunk the Sniper
The MvM update has been delayed as we are currently busy restocking Steam Controllers. We apologize for any inconvenience.In the meantime we encourage checking out the Workshop for any items you would like to see added.Thanks.-Eric
>>565953991>high mobility gamemodeso what the fuck are pyro, heavy, engi, sniper, and spy gonna do the whole time the other classes are jumping around chasing the ball?like it's not a bad idea to combine soccer with fps mechanics but for tf2 with its class variety it doesn't fit.
>>565969364engi and sniper made good defendersspy was good at clearing them outI forget what pyro did but I remember there being a nicheheavy as usual was unfortunate
>Competition begins in 60 seconds
>>565953991Because they didn't do Brawl's Subspace Emissary balancing where all the characters' speed get buffed/nerfed to median speed so some classes (mostly Heavy without Natascha) get sidelined very hard.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3720486357How do we feel about an item potentially getting added using the classes' actual names?>Forgot the F. for Finnegan for Demo>Call Heavy "H. W. Guy" when we know his name is MikhailDidn't even do their research lol
He's so perfect bros
>>565982539sniper doesn't seem like a wine guy to me, but if he did drink wine, yeah i think it'd be boxed
this gun is good ackshually
>>565984537agreedhowever I find it very hard to pair with my loadouts because it's so bright and shinyyes warpaints exist, but those are gay
>yes the solution exists but [made up reason]
>Marketplace is making me verify my IDI hate the modern internet this shit should be illegal
>>565987006don't worry, it's about to be illegal to not do it
>I don't like your reason so you made it upyou are gaynut pig soup rice
>>565987006I hate that widowmaker's purple tits aren't wrapped around my dick
>2026>I am forgotten
>>565988762they're for grabbing from behind, doofus
>>565910223Its uber granting knockback immunity is underrated.
>>565990450That comes after the paizuri, dummy
>>565990795that is a WASTE, everything should end up inside the woman
>>565991205Uh, yeah, get a dick big enough to do a paizuri blowjob
>>565989860Missing the spring timeframe for the MvM update really is bad, worst outcome is that they're planning to release it alongside Scream Fortress (unless they're aiming for an August release to coincide it with the game mode anniversary)
>>565915154Uh, bro, your pyro?
>>565991362>get a dick big enough to do a paizuri blowjobBut I already do
>>565998438Then there's no problem, she gulps it all down
>>565989860Why were they so confident they could have it ready so soonWe're nearing a year since the announcement, what happened
>>566001142My theory is that Eric thought that if he wrote a post that got a lot of attention, Valve would feel obligated to help him make the update. That clearly didn't happen
>>565980979are these supposed to turn me on?
Add this dance as an all class taun- I mean emote that causes anyone joining to immediately sync up with the other participants
>>566001142Eric realized he can't just copy and paste maps like he does for seasonal updates and has to actually make sure the maps work and have balanced wavesI like to imagine he just needs 5 other devs to help him playtest but nobody wants to
>>565846757>>565641793
>>566004465baby making sex with olivia achieved
>>566004465wb bro
>>566004465based
is it just me or are thread names appearing in the URL alongside the post's number now? i thought that only happened once a thread archived
>>565910223>>565950723quickfix is busted, people are retarded. Your healing rate goes through the roof and it more than compensates for the weaker overheal and weaker uber. You basically win all skirmishes which wins you all vantage points and resources, so unless the other team is utilizing their real ubers very well to punish this (which is uncommon in pubs), quickfix will beat out all the mediguns through brute force healing. This is very powerful on KoTH where it's hard to build regular uber. The uber, though obviously weaker, is still very useful and strong. all the mediguns are strong though. they all have their use cases
>>566013321The kritz has never once turned a game around. It's a winmoar tool which means that it's not useful since any medigun would be just as applicable during that much of a stomp.
>>566004761>>566006234>>566009590this sisters, we knocked up the little kid from the tf2 comics!
>>566013870As a Kritz main: You're wrong lol
>tripfag has retarded opinionchecks out
>>566013870Kritz counters overly defensive teams. You can't break through certain teams if your offensive power is too low. Yes, you can use it win you're winning, but all mediguns have the same effect when you're winning, so all mediguns are "win more" if that's how your perspective is.
>retard thinks crits affect sentriesshiggy diggy
>>565920607if you watch that video he only plays payload like a scrub. Quickfix is generally the worst medigun in payload. It's strengths aren't necessarily needed in it, unlike the other game modes. The best time to use quickfix in payload is when your team is taking an obscene amount of damage (its high healing rate is simply better than an uber at that point, since keeping your team alive is better than getting a stock uber with a dead team), or there are less than 30~ seconds in the round and you just spawned (cannot build uber in that time, so quickfix is superior).
>>566020895No, crits do not affect sentries. But you can use crits to flush out all the people in nests with ease, then you can kill the sentries. Your stock ubered soldier is not going to kill a wrangled sentry with an overhealed engie and a pyro airblasting you both.
but the kritz is DEFINITELY going to hard counter that airblasting pyro in the hypothetical you just created right?
>>566021667kritz a demo and have him spam into the nest, it's very effective at flushing them out. A pybro can airblast some but not defend against the overwhelming damage, and it will kill the engie and a few others. In the case of that specific scenario though, a kritzed soldier easily kills any pybros with his shotgun, then he can swap back and shoot rockets and kill the defending engie with the splash damage.
don't know what overheal isdon't know what damage fall off isdon't know what random crits arejust click people in games
>>5660208951 krit sticky in a nest does do wonders though.
all the mediguns are broken but it's situational which you should use. people trying to generalize 1 medigun being the goto for every match are brainlets.
>>566011873there has been a lot of backend changes lately, the site has been changing in many hard to notice ways usually but a lot of userscripts that have worked for literally over a decade have been starting to break. the sites activity has plummeted to like a third of what it was a year ago across every board because the bot filtering has been working but now it feels more like a honeypot for a strange few global dissidents than ever
>>566025497Nigger, m00t sold the website out to the glowies the moment he took the money and left for m00txico at least 100 years ago last Thursday. This place has been a honeypot since at least 2007. Pretending like that fucking matters when the glowies desperately need this site to stay up and running functionally as a healthy distraction for failed GATE applicants is useless mental strain.Ride the wave. If the perpetrators were going to v& you, then they would've done so by now.
There's a rock-paper-scissor thing about stock-QF-Kritz.I think QF is only strong when you need lots of manpower to defend somewhere. The increased heal rate makes it easier but it falters when you don't need it because you overshot the efficiency and uber is inferior. The issue is, Kritz does a better job at recovering and sometimes that's all you need. >>566013870Surprisingly Kritz is actually performs better at defending a control point (especially KotH) or cart from enemy team, For it to do better on offense compared to other mediguns you already should have been crushing the enemy team.>>566021407For that Soldier scenery to succeed Sentry must be placed at a rather tight spot so Kritz splash wipes the Engineer before he can retaliate with Short Circuit or Wrangler. A Demoman would be a better Kritz recipient than Soldier in that case thanks to slightly larger blast radius and charged sticky bombs leaping over obstacles.
>>566004465Now draw the sperm meeting her ovum, which of course would have little Pyro gas masks
>airblast knockback is now weaker with each subsequent one (resets after 5 seconds)tell me why this shouldn't be in the game
>>565989860>>566001142they said it would come just before halloweenthey didn't say what year
>>566013870kritz has the advantage of faster build time which allows you to suppress enemy uber if you can get to their medic
>>565848906>>565855601>>565950604>>565952572behave
>>566031192>pyro should be even more useless despite getting wrecked by scout
I love this so much; I wish every class had a puppet.
>>565846757Was looking at S&b workshop and found this "The Rusty Bucket"The Stickers>This is a bucket>Deer god>There's more>No
>>566031192You're stuck in 2013 or something?Airblast sends people 10 miles away since 9 years ago.
>>566031803nice tits
I love this game so much but as a medic main it kills me I have no one to queue with, last guy I queued with asked if I gooned and wanted to spam me with porn
>>566034031>plays a healslut>is upset when he's treated like a healslutguhh??
>>566034031>someone offers to pocket me>get 38 kill streak>game is just boring now
>>566034212Would you spam you medic with hentai links in steam chat?>>566034231Guess that's an issue if you're getting pocketed in pubs, most of the times there's only 2-3 good players on each time so having a pocket while being strong with almost any class will result in your slaughtering everyone
>>566034636Yeah but even on community servers where people arent worthless there's very few pockets. Maybe a Demo or Soldier gets a pocket because they rubbed two neurons together like fags and realized the tunnel the kart is currently located in is a confined space.
>>565982637>ywn get wasted on cheap alcohol with Sniperwhy even live bros
>>566001816idk do they
hop on konata 7/24
>>566038270why are you lying
>>566038936he just wanted to post his fetish shit while trying to be on topic by copying a previous post from the thread
>>566038270I would but my computer has no space left.
>>566038270>0/24>no one said anything in chat>bait imagereally poor falseflag
>calling for konata two (2) hours early
>>566038270Let's all hop on now
what if pyro sniffed you like a dog?
>>566036936damn that does sound comfy
>>566042131How can he smell?
weapons that even giga contrarians don't like>stock wrench>mantreads on real soldier>hot hand>eviction notice
>>566042765Stock wrench is better than the jag in MVM
my biggest hope for mvm update is that one of the new tours simply drops 1-2 strangifiers for random weapons. it would finally give us stranges for JI weapons and drive down the ridiculously inflated prices of some strange items. call me a brokie but orange number going up shouldn't cost more than 20 bucks at most.
>>566043671agreed, but it's never gonna happen
>>566043671Rather than jeopardize the existing autism economy just have it drop new stuff like new killstreak effects or "spells"
>>566043671sir think of the bloody brilliant investors ser...
>>566043671>tfw i have 2/3 of these but I never use them because stock uber is so good and rocket launcher > original
>>566042765>using mantreads exclusively for an uber push to get reduced knockback from sentries and airblast
>>566043671>Won't add new stranges>Won't add new reskins>Won't bring back spells>Extremely stingy about about adding new warpaints>Might not add Austaliums (very unlikely but you never know with valve)>Give up on free money when the community has already done all the work for youWhy are they like thisAt least they decided to add new festivizers but still
>>566044880>jeopardize the existing autism economywhy would valve care about a handful of autists transferring items between themselves when they can make money by giving people the opportunity to pay money for the chance to get previously expensive items?
>>566043671Collector's kits as well
>>566049140>why would valve care about people playing their gamedurr
>>566045113but kritz is the funnest medi-gun
>>566049592Anything to reuinite with my beloved Collector's Conscientious Objector>>566050534Factual
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Heavy_specialcompleted10.wav
konata 20/24join NOW
>>566038270>>566052391Let's go girls!
>>566052391Shup up!
>>566053276shuposisters
yeah its gaming time
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>566038270>>566052391buy an ad fag
>>566049782>trader mains>playing the game
>>566053276>links his own postshould've known it's the insane schizo who doesn't play the game trying to kill the server now that it's active
>>566063016Everyone here has played the game before.
this radio silence is killing meWhere is the fucking MvM update?
>>566063016Starting to think (you) dont play the game
immediate deflection as usualstop trying to kill our thread and servers faggot
>>566063971retard
Babe wake up! New all-class taunt just droppedhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3721015892https://youtu.be/YdyQ2h6fCRcCredits:Maxxy - Taunt / SFM Animations, Models, PromoVelly - VCD & QC, Particles, Additional SFXTheLazerSofa - Backpack Icon, FeedbackHoppkins - Feedback, Phoneyland Map (SFM Port)RedPike - Clown Horn SFX, Phoneyland Map OSTThe more they reveal, the more I'm convinced that the whole phoneyland thingy is the workshoppers taking the piss out of (you) know who by doing what they usually do
>>5660637802 weeks
>>566063016It's funny, he'd be better at falseflagging if he didn't habitually samefag and link his own posts
>>566063780>>566065573baby making sex with zhao
I had a dream where the mine layer was in TF2 and I had a strange mine layer. It was like being back in 2012.
>>566060927too busy playing on konata to post
>>566063780Not happening you weirdo.
>>566065442>Fortnite L dance, in TF2, in 2026
>>566065442>we have scootin frootin at home
>>566038936>>566039134>>566039542>>566039848what he's doing is trolling outside of /b/, which is against the rules, so I highly encourage you guys to hint hint nudge nudge
>>566066891how is it trolling to want to get people on konata? Are you retarded?
pretending to be the usual konata.tf poster, falsely reporting that there are players on when there aren't, and attaching random tranny pictures to your post to falseflag and make the playerbase look like a bunch of trannies (like you) is trolling, and it's plain for everyone to see. you are obvious. you are going to be sent on vacation, again, for the nth time.
>>566067718nigga, just buy an ad if you want people to join ur stupid video game server, i asked you a question and you went on a schizorant thinking i posted that shit
you're really bad at this. i'm not the host. you didn't ask any questions, you're just pretending to be retarded. i didn't go on a schizorant, i explained the situation so everyone knows the truth of what happened. if you're not the guy that posted it, then you don't know what's going on and there's no reason for you to be defending a falseflagging troll let alone be replying to me.
>>566068302No man, i'm serious just buy an ad if you really want better viability instead of spamming about a tf2 server; you don't see uncle dane, skial or whatever spamming here or getting upset if its posted. Like you're babbling about a post like it's some sort of conspiracy.
thanks for confirming you're the falseflagger lol, be more obvious. literally no one else would care about this except you since you're the only one who stands to lose anything. bye, faggot.
>>566068725????? lol
>tf2ggas wants to populate a server from the OP to play the game together>thread instantly get falseflag retractors and cries about buying an ad why is this general like this, quite literally nobody complains about people talking about guilds in the other generals I use
>>566068879you clearly do not play other games or participate in generals, the fact that you're even posting this screams larp
>>566068879it's just the same obsessed schizo anyway, who careskonata was 24/24 for almost the entire session
>>566067904>buy an ad>for trying to get the TF2 thread to play the TF2 video gameWhy do you even come here?
>>566068879it's literally one subhuman tranny furfag who gets jealous of other people having a good time and wants to ruin it since he's not the center of attention.
>>566069418I play tf2, I don't come here to complain about servers or ecelebs like (you) do
>>566069418see >>566069506
It's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VlA5RoLkpk
>>566069802babymaking sex with valve-chan
>>566069671talkin bout yourself brother, that babble is too descriptive of yourself
>>566069563>I play tf2, I don't come here to complain about serversLMAO that's all you're doing when you say "buy an ad" and post tranny images when people try to play on the server you don't likeyou're a bad liar
>>566070162I didn't post the ad to join konata brother, I just said 'buy an ad' if you genuinely feel it's hindering your reach to players. Unfortunately, you don't care you just want to complain lol
>>566070162Don't reply to him, just ignore it and notify the right people that he's trolling, it's what everyone else has learned to do in the years he's been here
>>566069506>>566070162>>566070396ignore and report instead of giving him (You)s
>>566070396>>566070475So true, Let's stop having a meltdown now
>someone new joins konata>their insufferable to play with/read/listen to
>>566070396right, I just can't believe how bad of a liar he is lol
>>566070824i know, we should stop crying now
>>566066891baby making sex with chun li
>>566052391>>566038270Hopping on soon ladies
>>566072069we already left...
Valve is proud of TF2 in the way that they're uniquely proud of all their own in-house games. They consider it a great artistic and creative achievement own of their own. The idea that they're going to shut the game down is just absurdly baffling. It doesn't deserve a real place in discussion at all.
>>566072069>>566072161Noooo ;-
>>566072328we were all having fun and listening to music and we werent all faggy this time too... it was probably the best serber we had in weeks...
I don't like most youtubers in general, especially casual shills, they try to reason out casuals existence like a hebrew and that's no good
>>566070764>"someone new" exactly why I'm never joining any of the servers in the OP
>>566072725SAAAAAAAMMMME, this is why i only play on konata and the furry pound.
>>566072801good stay out of our clubhouse
>>566073010you are a hebrew agent.
>>566073081I am athiest
>>566073320that might be even worse
>>566073320so a hebrew pawn.
>>566069802buy an ad
>>566073320sex with lucy
>>566074625lol that's silly sis
porn addict freak
shut up about zesty
>>566069802Has anyone ever said Valve will shut down TF2? Even total failures like Shartifact and Alien Swarm still have servers.
>>566080816Yeah? It used to be a somewhat common "argument" made by fear-mongering redditors to try and shut down discussion around TF2 needing TLC
there have been so many spinoff mods that try and make tf2 into their own vision with new weapons or gamemodes or whatever, how come there hasn't been one that tries to stay as close to tf2 as possible, but it just fixes all the shitty bugs like pyro's flamethrower not working correctly, re-balancing crappy weapons (either rolling them back like the ambassador, liberty launcher, axtinguisher, minigun spinup nerf, etc., or reworking them completely, like the sharpened volcano fragment or sandman), and fixing things like performance and game bugs such as bodygroups returning null values and becoming invisible on spy's disguises, or speedloaders not existing for most of his revolvers, or sniper's glove discrepancy - things that server-side mods in the base game can't fix
>>566084552crabs in a bucket
>>566084552I think team comtress was supposed to be like that initiallyBut the main reason is because mods lose their novelty pretty fast as is, tf2 but with bug fixes and some rebalancing would lose novelty even faster
>>566084552>how come there hasn't been one that tries to stay as close to tf2 as possiblebecause they all think they ARE staying close to tf2. they believe they understand tf2 on a level they don't and that their custom content could be imported into vanilla if valve were active (or in the case of "classic" mods they think they know what old tf2 was like despite the fact that the majority of them started playing after jungle inferno)
so now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>566086332with what
>>566038270next OP right here
>>566087254Maybe.
>>566011873>>566025497hovering over the timestamp on a post doesn't tell you how long ago it was made either...
>>566086332>what went wrong?he's a bigot and WE won't listen to him, plain and simple
>>566088225yes it does?
>>566089061not on the new "updated" threads with the name of the thread in the urlfor example, go to the catalog rn and open up say, the halo threadit'll say "hg-halo-general" in the url after the post id, and hovering over timestamps won't display how long ago they were posted
>>566089560huh, weird
>>566089680There's devils in the machine
>>566089680idk why they keep making the site worseremoving the number of unique ids was bad, but it kinda makes sense if you don't want users to know how dead the site isremoving the timestamp info is just... why?
Whoโs your favorite pocket buddy?https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pocket_Buddy
>>566088225it's back
>play for a brief while after Jungle Inferno just came out>spend time using Pyro because its HIS update>flame thrower actually feels good to use now>rather than being a shitty DoT applicator if you ambush someone in close quarters they are fucked>the close range damage class is finally a threat>Pyro is relevant in the wider game beyond trying to play chicken with projectile classes>this also means Scout now has 1 counter that isn't a sentry gun>if Scout is cornered by Pyro he's going to turn into a weenie roast>if Scout fucks around and just tries to ignore afterburn he won't last long>pro scunts complain about dying to pubbies>soon Pyro no longer does solid damage anymore>he is just a bum tickler again>does maybe 70% of anyone's health before they waddle off to a health pack>play the game as recently as a day ago>Scout is so completely unafraid of Pyro he will just run in a straight line, holding M1 and win>Pyro can't do anything>most classes can't do anything>except Sniper
would the volcano fragment be worth a damn if the afterburn duration were functionally endless, like if it inflicted a full minute or two of afterburn? that way you could use it kind of like a martyrdom weapon, where even if you die, if you tagged the guy, he's doomed unless he finds a source of healing.i just don't know what niche a melee weapon that inflicts fire would fill on a class that can apply fire with their primary and 2ndary weps
>>566086332Who are these people saying valve will shutdown TF2? Iโve never heard this argument.
>>566093073you could maybe make it like the phlog, where if you deal enough fire damage, you fill up a meter for it that when activated, gives you melee crits with it that lasts long enough for like 4 swings, and maybe a movement speed boost for the duration? downside is -20% dmg, and you're marked for death for 5 seconds when you swap off of it?
83newfag
>>566094583they're all over tw*tter and r*ddit
>>566095475May I see these arguments?
>>566095475he's baiting
>>566095587No
>>566095587
>>566095587it doesnt exist lol, its more like they're afraid theyll piss off Valve if they boycott/act up.
>it doesn't exist>it's more like [thing I just said doesn't exist]do you hear yourself
>>566096760should I be? I don't read posts out loud, let alone ones I made
>>566093073You equip SVF for slowing the decay of critical hit chance. It might look like it's just the same thing, but when you wield it, you'll feel the effects of it. After trying it extensively in an ambush gameplay, you'll see why developers decided it should deal 20% less damage.>>566092556>he is just a bum tickler againYou shouldn't expect w+m1 Pyro to work long term against anyone.>nobody can do anything against Scout but SniperWhat?
scout shows up, does 120 damage before anyone reacts and the other guy has 0.0005 seconds to react before another 120 damage happens
>>566097507i slap his gf on the ass
>>566097316>You equip SVFno you don'tnobody does
https://www.iwara.tv/video/KuSpMWsUdXuDR3
I ain't clicking that
>>566102060It's Hololive nudity, something that has absolutely nothing to do with TF2.
>>566101924https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d3/Heavy_positivevocalization04.wav>>566102129thanks I wasn't going to click at first
>>566102129oh thanks now I'm gonna check it out
This general needs more masculinity right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3MMap that comes to your mind when someone pops this up in the voice chat
this general needs more shupo, fempyro, yordles, lucy and zhao
>>566105056trvke
>>566065442this is literally just the schadenfreude
>>566104716dm_mario_kart2
>>566105056I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>566105056a massive trvke has hit the second tower
>>566103898holy trvth nvke
>>566105185>>566105805Stop replying to you're own post.
>>566093073SVF currently has a bug.If the enemy is already on fire, it won't extend afterburn.
seething
>>566105056remove gachashit
>>566105056just the first three
Coping
>>566105197for me it's specifically pl_goldrush 3rd stage last cap
>>566092448it's intermittent actually
>>566107227fuck off shuponigger
fuck on, shuposcholar
Which is most bitchmade?>scout using guillotine+wrap>scout using soda popper and atomizer>soldier using black box+conch>pyro using scorch shot>demo using loch>demoknight>natascha heavy>engiqueer using a wrangler>vacc medic>piss rifle sniper>spy using diamondback
>>566103898This general needs more Sniper right now.
I wish homoniggers would fuck off.
>>566109403agreed
>>566108720black box conch soldier
>>566108720>>566109547>getting called bitch made for using a specific weapon/loadoutreally niggas
>>566109687found the bbcfag
>>566108720out of all of these I'd rather not fight the knight the most, everyone else can't bitch out once they start losing
I wish homoniggers would fuck ON.
Zesty's video/channel autism is weird, he takes a full minute explaining why he's putting up a video on the main channel and not his alt channel like he owes people an excuse and an apology, but bro, where you put up videos and of what quality level is purely your fixation, nobody actually cares. Just upload the video and say what you want to say
>>566114763>Just upload the video and say what you want to sayHe did though - he wanted to say why he's putting the video on the main channel
good night <3
>>566107970for anyone interested, it seems that only "new posts", i.e. posts that appear after you update a thread are able to be timestamped. posts that were there before you opened the thread do not have this luxury anymore. opening the thread again in a new tab clears the "new" posts' status, and you can't view their timestamps anymore.why they bothered to do this is beyond me.
Jerma is beginning to look like Zesty.
Some rando offered me $600 for my pyro loadout on a screenshot I posted a while back.Smells like a scam.
>>566108720Vacc med is quite literally the epitome of anti-fun. If I could remove 1 weapon from the game it would be that
>>566118680Just sell it on a website desu. Almost guaranteed heโll do a paypal chargeback and youโll lose ur money
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717818537https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3721272151>more forest maps on the workshopThis is based, we need more maps that take place in the woods. The only problem is that it's hard to make a true forest while preserving the more linear focus of TF2's maps.
>>566118680Yes, I'm pretty sure that's a common scam tactic going around. If you have public comments disabled they'll comment on one of your recent screenshots. They did it to me too. They'll throw up a semi-random high sounding value to entice you but I can only assume the second you trade them they either run off with your items or do a chargeback like the other guy said.
>>566118848it's fun when you jump him or his target with the third degree, especially if you can drop in on them with the jetpack, or you're able to ambush them and stun one of them in place with the scorch short or an airblast aimed at the floor
>>566025497tripcodes are bold now too, so they look just like fake ones, apart from an "!" before the code
what makes a map enjoyable to play on depending on the gamemode
>>566124540verticality, more than a single flank route, corridors at least as wide as the ones on cp_manor, no abhorrent sightlines
>>566124540>A/DThere's no fucking saving it. What an absolutely dogshit mode. Might as well just run Dustbowl, Gravelpit, or Gorge because no matter the map a nigger spy is going to backcap.>CtFAnother dogshit game mode because there's no time limit. I know someone out there is going to say "muh turbine" but that's one of the worst maps because it's easier to defend mid than it is to defend one's own intelligence room.>CP and PLsee >>566125310>KotHAny map where holding everything but the point is imperative for actually holding the point. A KotH map where most of the fighting happens in mid is a shit map. Yeah, I'll still play Lakeside or Viaduct, but I'd rather be playing Nucleus or Harvest.
>>566124540no op sniper spotsno op sentry spotsno op sticky spots
>hating A/D because you can't deal with a spy you know is going to be there/your team has 0 defense>hating tdm_2fort>good opinions on koth at least
>>566127386konata had a nigger spy backcap on dustbowl a week ago i know that /tf2g/ isnt one person but that shit will always happen on attack defense because fighting for the first point is so heated until the defense totally collapses all at once its never a process just a sudden loss of the first point
>>566127583god forbid a spy gets a little motion
>>566128475SPIGGER
>>566121226Redwood needs to desaturate the colors more, the custom assets clash hard with the regular TF2 textures and you can see that in the screenshots with the wooden buildings. Map textures are intentionally desaturated so the classes stand out.
>>566130168Color saturation has increased over the years. Desert maps like Dustbowl and Goldrush are faded-out watercolor maps while the newer Phoenix desert is a lot redder and more vibrant. I think it's simply due to drift in taste, and I don't have any problem with it.
>>566130994I do have a problem with it because it's an intentional design decision to make players easier to read against whatever background they're in front of. You don't have to make a desert map to use desaturated colors; Valve proved that with their alpine maps.
>>566130994>Color saturation has increased over the yearswhich has been a steadily growing problem because mapmakers don't know or care that they're doing it wrong
>>566131674>it's an intentional design decision to make players easier to readCaring about "readability" in maps is like playing cards on a sinking ship. Cosmetics and paint have made characters far less conspicuous and more difficult to read at a glance. The fact that maps have gotten slightly greener and redder doesn't have much of an impact compared to cosmetics.
>>566134027>there are other problems, so this problem is okno
Ladies why are y'all avatar posting
>>566140575stop stealing my avatar
>>566140790plap minecraft ilulu
I don't get why the order of items in your backpack has to be server-side and not just client-side, why can't I just organize it however I want swiftly and smoothly, nah it has to let the server know each time I move a crate by 1 spot
>>566134027Fucking Idiot Motherfucker
>>566086332I just realized this bitch is supposed to look like Black Suit from BA
>>566109403Better than being a furry.
>>566145868Furries are homoniggers, it's not.
>>566144175Stop insulting me like an Indian, basterd bitch>>566138178You need to do triage for TF2's problems. If you're focusing on minor annoyances but doing nothing about major flaws, you are out of touch.
>>566148528that doesn't mean you can pile on new problems retard
>>566091961
Is the potato.tf event worth it? I'm a MvM noob and have never done these potato.tf events so I was curious, especially since this event is meant more as a jokeAlso I wouldn't mind a potato medal
Sometimes I remember I couldnt figure out how to make one of these and get sad
>>566152253the guide was posted in the thread a fuckton, you literally just memory edited in whatever name you wanted with cheat engine
>>566118583Twins separated at birth?
>>566118583>Jerma now has a vaushsoy beard and pedolib glassesI feel this is inevitable considering how the guy behaved.
>>566093073>would the volcano fragment be worth a damn if the afterburn duration were functionally endlessFun fact: it was actually like that when it was added...for 4 days
TF2 at a high level is like a wonderful ballet where every action is so expressive and meaningful. I will never understand the haters.
>>566154468High level you say?
>Phoneyland>The Class Clown taunt>Master of the Puppets item set3 itemcations...one monumental payoff...*slams bag of workshop earnings on the table*Whaddaya say fellas?
>>566154468>2 scout, 2 soldier, demo, medic slop on 5cp episode: 105,498,158,584,592,581 is "expressive and meaningful"lmao I remember when a video tried to shill this ideahttps://youtu.be/iHtmqtsRi3I?t=567
So was the Spytech update a red herring to trick Zesty? Where is it?
>>566156962Give me one thousand self-mades
>>566151796potato.tf and moonlight.tf events are usually pretty fun but try to stick to the intermediate missions first to get a feel for how to play the game before jumping into the harder onesunlike valve mvm, community missions are made by people who really understand the gamemode and have designed the content accordingly.the april fool's events are meant as a joke and are typically lower-stakes than the summer events but that doesn't mean they aren't still fun. I haven't played them myself yet so I can't speak to their difficulty but I'd recommend trying a few.
Hop on konata 6/24
Why are you doing this againPosting shitty anime piss fetishes and lying that konata.serb is awake
>>566156986I like the movement and I like the frags. only in 6s can you blind bomb into IT and not meet a random heavy or unnecessary sentry nest or pyro who airblasts you forcing you to not be able to strafe. And you're guaranteed to have players backing you up because there's communication so even if you don't get the frag he trades you out
>>566157830Hopping on now
>>566108720>scout using guillotine+wrapStick to dispensers and large areas where you can juke projectiles. Stop peeking from tight angles around your Sentry nests.Fight them around small health kits where you either can heal yourself or fake an attempt to cause them to delay the second shot and make them beeline toward it.>scout using soda popper and atomizerStay away from door ways where you are forced to look up and flick shot at obscure angles.Run back in if you are positioned near a door way and located them. You can demolish them with DH or Loch but only if they spam jumps.>soldier using black box+conchThey can not face you directly and have to rocket jump away after two shots or so. Simply wield RS and mini-crit them.Even Natascha or BB work.>pyro using scorch shot>demo using lochCircle strafe in a wide angle (that means don't look at him directly as the center of your circle) and tap forward before changing direction when you expect him to fire. If space too narrow just stutter step between steers to side and stand still when heard the firing noise.>demoknightOnly dangerous when Spy feeds him. Any status ailment (Natascha) or hitscan (Huntsman) still a threat.>natascha heavyMelts at Sentry nests with every vulnerability that Heavy already have.>engiqueer using a wranglerMakes sap'n stab easier. Pull a weapon combo, first chip damage (shotgun) or delayed burst (SBL) from far then unload (GL, RL, burst fire Minigun) when he wastes metal with RR bolts or Short Circuit. Rinse and repeat and remember to charge sticky bombs.>vacc medicAll classes have a second type weapon to focus fire or strong melees. Classes that have two types available can push against it, but melee (ie. Heavy with FoS-Steak or Pyro with Third Degree) have to await their push to ambush them.>piss rifle sniperHe could have used stock or bow. Kritz is your way out.>spy using diamondbackYou need a Backscatter-PBPP Scout or a Demoknight; Pyro is slow to track him.
The scorch shot shouldn't even be in the game at all.
>>566145868nofuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5RYg33IkEwCHADEMIL approved
>>566095587there's some on his vid
>>566165916>pl_upward was voted best mapYeah this is why you can't trust what the majority of plebs to vote properly in a poll. If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the window.
At the end of the day, we're just a team in some kind of fortress, two sometimes
Star Fox is getting a new game.
>>566176229Massive W
>>566176229How cringe
join konatawe're playing wacky races14/14
[breaking news]The Gunboats has officially been banned from 6v6 for, "allowing soldier to reach mid faster"
>>566181429>>how he pissed off elmaxo by calling his fake bing onions video fakeHe did the third time?
thanks for the eceleb update, cocksucker
>>566163196Nice frag bro
Heavy, pyro, sniper, engi, and spy aren't not fun to play or play against. So I choose not to play with them
>>566183192Why bother censoring anyone's name?
>>566183838>he doesn't know about the list
>>566183703All more fun to play as than Medic.
>>566183703CompGOD...
>>566183931Does Geel the CP collector still ban 4chan posters from his gay little website?
>>566165916>"the emporium can't make good maps">No. 3: Pieroh no no no emporium hater bros this isn't good
Once Phoneyland gets added to the game your precious Pier will be moved down to number 4
>>566184090Some faggot has unironically started posting the IP and name of anyone whos name shows up in a screenshot
TF2 player favorite maps>dustbowl>upward>badwater>barnblitz>gold rushCompie favorite maps>process>sunshine>snakewater>gullywash>bagelAscended ubermensch favorite maps>odyssey>citadel>atom smash>snowycoast>hadal80 iqs favorite maps>2fort>doublecross>turbine>harvest>suijin
>>566183192Ty. Nice airshot.I can't believe I'm saying this but my friend group from 3 seasons ago convinced me to play with them in AM again. After this season I'll finally be banned from AM and have no excuse to stay and be forced to move up a div>>566184090I've been posting my webms for a good while now and I was just able to autoscrap on scrap.tf and I've never had any problem in backpack.tfThat said I understand people wanting to be anonymous. There's been a couple times people have recognized me in game and as a courtesy I delete any clips from the game
>>566151796I could be thinking of other community mvm events, but I hear they go out of their way to fuck over specific strategies, like they'll give their custom bosses infinitely recharging razorbacks to fuck over spy, which is nonsensical since he's not good at anything asides from giant slaying, and even then there are better options
>>566176229"New" game is being generous. It's the third remake of 64 which itself was a remake of 1.
>Eternaweens are selling for over $1 each nowThis is a crime. Valve must fix this immediately.
>>566152952thing that normal well adjusted people say
>>566190720Fix how?
>>566191282The problem is that they're hoarded by traders as another pump n' dump scheme. Best way to address this is to give them a chance to drop from *any* crate in the game to boost the supply. I would even go as far as to just allow them as random drops for players too just like the name and description tags.
>>566190720>>566191880baby making sex with and milking hex
>>566134027>stop caring about a serious problem because... other problems are bad>>566148528>being able to read characters easily on a map>"minor annoyance"What a stupid thing to say, being unable to easily read characters against the map is a MAJOR problem. And unlike cosmetics or any other shit you're trying to deflect to, it's one we still have control over. We can't remove cosmetics or paint, but we CAN influence which maps get added to the game.
trans fortress 2 hours
three-day vacation hours
>>566193508>>566193830spamming/ flooding hours
>>566190758where do you think we are right now
>>566185575>gayloadlmao
>>566192294baby making sex with fempyro hours
>>566193830>>566199187many are saying this!
>>566184267Pier is honestly the perfect map
>>566202020truke only good nu tf2 map
>>566202020pier is kinda underwhelming it's not bad or anything but people treat it like the digital messiah when it's just another fine pl map
>>566202187Boardwalk is a good bmap.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717448206we need more robot destruction maps
>>566202187it's not even nu tf2, it was a popular community map around 2013 or so
>>566204048we need more sex with umas and for rd_asteroid to be finished, alongside cactus canyon
>>566203882It already existed in Slaughter/Laughter, boardwalk is not rly all that good sry
why is there no official balloon race-type map? it doesn't even have to be balloon race, it could be big trucks, or trains, or actual ships upon the sea
>>566204048No, what we need is Asteroid to be finished. Fuck any other attempts to do it, give me the map that was promised.
>>566205578Payload Race>but it's not exactly like balloon race!Yes because that map sucks ass
zesty lostdead gamedead gener-ACK!
>>566206451brimstone taste, you are coal of soul
>>566206784You don't even play the video game.
balloon race sucks because it immediately turns into a steamroll that one side can't possibly recover from
>>566206676
>>566207152projection babble
I wish binding of isaac general would come back
>>566207960You'll get another Chinese gachaslop game and you'll like it.
>>566174127I just want what they have bros
>>566207342thatโs every gamemode
>>566212697AIDS?
>>566212697You never will, because it doesn't exist. Soldier is not gay and he'd kick your ass for thinking he is.
>>566212697>>>/y/post this shit elsewhere
>>566213276No
>show Soldier having sex with a woman nearly directly on the page>show Soldier talking about impregnating said woman>show Soldier with the children he made with said women>mentally ill faggots still try to say he's gayIt's sad, they did everything they could short of drawing the act and even then fags would still be writing their fanfics
Nobody is confusing fanart for canon silly
Then stop spamming your mentally ill non canon garbage
is this his new angle? instead of calling everyone trans and sister he just post gay shit?
i was posting gay shit long before that tourist showed up
>>566215460he's an attention seeking trannoid, so yeah
>>566215460he's a faggot trannywho knows
>>566207960Unfortunately, /vg/ is not made for games.
>>566216325I miss the funny isaac posts
They're just so cute
>>566213276At least it's more TF2 related than a lot of the other images here.
>>566213893Yeah I agree, it's just as canon as Pyro being a female.
Soldier eats spam because his house is flooding
is the MVM update out yet
>>566215460That's why he gets mad any time someone posts a woman obviously
>>566215750Are you THE homoschizo or someone else?
man, pubs is nothing but one stacked team shitting on noobs. I have just been sitting in queue for 20 minutes trying to find a good game, and it's all just >other team has all the colored medals (all high scores)>my team all fresh blues, no scores (losing)It's like a meatgrinder of pubstomps.
>>566217435Yeah the first part came on August 27th and the second part just before Halloween
>>566217369He really is so perfect
>>566191282Would be cool if they dropped as a reward for completing wave 666 during scream fortress
>>566217634someone else
>>566218252damn
สโขแดฅโขส
>>566220684:3
>>566221550>competitive sexSex will begin in 60 seconds
>competitive snugglingSnuggling will begin in 60 seconds
no one said that
actually it was sons who said that
competitive sex with olivia
>>566225960many are saying this
>>566225960agreed
>>566225960many are saying this>>566226084>>566226392finally some good fucking food
>>566154468TF2 peaks with 3 wrangler engineers holding last.
>>566217634I am the homoschizo. Lowkey I got tired of mentally ill degenerates that can't go 2 seconds without jacking off to cp and fempyro shitting up this thread. I check back on this thread maybe once a week and it's the same shitAMA
>mentally ill degenerates that can't go 2 seconds without jacking offprojection
>>566227380Can you please get some taste and stop with the twink please>>566227002>finally some good fucking foodwhy didn't you just post something like this yourself if you wanted it so much bro?
>raging schizophrenic faggot triggered by people being straight on a primarily straight websiteWhy not go to >>>/lgbt/ if it bothers you? Instead of having a shitfit staying somewhere you don't like and spamming your gay porn folder
566227380>projectingReminder that faggots were always molested that's how they multiply
>>566227929I wasn't aware there was a ship I wasn't supposed to like. I'll be sure to post more then>>566227554>>566228193None of my uploads were ever nsfw>>566228135TF2 is a gay game. Always has been always will be. You go find somewhere else to shit up
>>566228439Which is why the entire cast is straight and they're all depicted having straight sex and enjoying straight pornography in the locker rooms?You have been coping your entire life if you think it's a gay game. You are a mentally ill parasite, wandering in a place you don't belong trying to take the body over.
>>566228135>>566228626MASSIVE TRVKE
>>566228135I mean before I accidentally summoned THE homoschizo people here were having a shitfit for posting tf2 related images albeit gay ones
>>566228863>people here were having a shitfit for posting tf2 related images albeit gay onesBecause this is a straight thread for a straight game on a straight website. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>566152253I may be interested in purchasing those fists. They'd go great with my multiline-named flamethrower named>>>It can be seen on https://steamcommunity.com/id/OGTF2CutContent
>>566228626Canon literally doesn't matterGay people claimed this game all the way back in 2007 when there wasn't even a fucking canonIt's like saying funko pops and labubus are for kids when their primary demographic is losers
>>566229202Oh gay, you can't post the alt code characters? What kind of faggot fucking image board is this?
>>566229230>2% of the population can somehow claim a game from the millions of straights playing itabsolute LMAOI was spraying straight porn with the other 98% on "your" walls in 2007, child
>>566229230>Canon literally doesn't matterIt does if you're going to try to pretend this game has ever catered to you in any wayyou're too mentally ill to understand you're just a parasite
>>566229578Yep, that lister faggot got banned despite that shit being "on topic" so gg
>>566229475>proving my point of mentally ill degenerates in this threadAlso>2% of the population>largest community early in tf2 was tf2chan which was full of gay ships
>watching some retard continue to make 99% of the human race hate him for being an obnoxious sodomite
>>566229803TF2chan had at most 20 users at its peak, it's always been a tiny subset of the population. This game has sold millions of copies. The fact you're trying to use it as a metric of anything is laughable>>566229841Sad, isn't it?
>>566229803>mentally ill degenerates in this threadit was fine before you got here
>>566229803go away
>>566229841I didn't know 99% of the human race posted here impressive>>566229803again with the twink
>>566229896That's just a laughable stat. It died around 2014 when people moved to other sites like tumblr but there was a lot more than 20 people. Hell even after tf2chan, there was a lot more tumblr accounts than 20>>566229915At least I can day every image I posted tonight had people who were fully clothed>>566230323Unfortunately unlike you neets I have a job to go to in the morning, you won't have me for too much longer don't worry
>>566230524>I didn't know 99% of the human race posted here impressiveJust look back at this shit you write and understand why you were bullied as a kid, apparently so hard you decided being gay was the solution
>>566230524It's a subset of the population that reflects the greater population.If 30 people come to tf2g and 98% of the human population is straight then 29.4 anons are straight. Which means it's literally only you being a raging homo here; getting mad that the other 29 anons are straight is nothing short of mental illness, being mad the world doesn't belong to you.
>>566230819>30 people in this threadNow that's a laughable guessAlso really not helping your case of not being a degenerate with that image
I'm ignoring homoschizo's posts because of the twink so when you conflate us idk what your talking about. Please actually respond to what I'm saying if you want me to reply.
some guy was so bored he decided to have a histrionic meltdown in a dead /vg/ thread and spam gay fanart
Why would anyone post here unless they were bored? Honest question
>>566231175Unlike your retarded assumptions I actually have the data to back it up. Back when we could see IPs just a couple years ago tf2g had 100-110 unique IPs per thread. I'm actually UNDERestimating by assuming we've lost 2/3 of the population.Also, it's laughable for you to be such a raging faggot and call anyone else degenerate. You're literally a pot calling the kettle black.>>566231313He's really not helping his case in making people like his gay shit by spamming it and pretending he's not the mentally ill one.
>thread full of straight images>sodomite gets mad people aren't posting gay images>spams his gay porn folder >people hate gay shit more now and post more straight imageswell congratulations, what's the next step of your master plan
>>566231313I was literally brought up by name what's your excuse>>566231554>a few years agoBro it's 2026The archive's earliest tf2g thread was 6 years ago and doesn't have the IP countAnd this game has received 0 updates since then. If it wasn't for the same 1-3 posters spamming pornography this thread wouldn't even exist anymore with how slow the conversations are
>You know what I'm gonna do in response to you posting tf2 related images I hate? Post MORE tf2 related images that I love and make the general more palatable for the average posterDamn man you really got me there. Better report me and let the mods get rid of me already
The time has come to revaluate and reassess Rumford.>Looks like real TF2>No gimmicks>No exaggerated level design>Every class is fun/viable, without a single class feeling overly oppressive or overpowered>Solid level design, with lots of crossing and converging flanks>Was called "generic" for committing the sin of being too well balanced and too close to the real art style>Only actual flaw: Has ugly Christmas slop art slapped on at the last minuteRumford >>>>>> Badwater and Upward#GetOnRumford#RumfordRenaissance
>>566227380What if somebody is a gay pedophile instead of just a pedophile
>>566232135>The archive's earliest tf2g thread was 6 years ago and doesn't have the IP countYou can't see it on arch.b4k.co you raging newfag. Don't speak up about shit you don't even know about.
>>566232389that venn diagram is a circle
>>566232135
>>566229578>I mean the mods are pretty good at handling the demoschizos meltiesno they're not
>>566232135>The archive's earliest tf2g thread was 6 years ago and doesn't have the IP countnewfag moment, they got rid of the IP counter in 2024
>>566232389The only place pedophiles belong is a woodchipper>>566232409Lmao sure. I guess we just have to go off your recollection then lmao>>566232760Ctrl+f homoschizo
>>566232962Yeah that was me sorry. Please stop edging on the breeders in the general and get better taste in mercs
>>566232409>>566232962Actually you can but it's only on some of the threads where it managed to archive it.
>>566233281Interesting, but it proves my point right nonetheless. Just 2 years ago it was 163 IPs.
As much as I'd love to stick around and reminisce about the times this game used to be alive, I have to be a productive member of society tomorrow>>566233201Sorry. But they really are the best couple
>>566233640They're not even close faggot
>>566232321i like the snow on the cart, maybe Ill try it
>>566233556thank you for posting women to cancel out this faggot's meltdown
>>566234173No prob bob
>>566229578Massive newfag. They'd rather hand out half a dozen warnings before actually taking action.
I feel like the only person who finds understated fempyro more attractive
>>566234484It's fine, I just feel like it's a little too understated. I much prefer Corvalho's Fempyro if I was going to go for smaller assets.
>>566234484>>566234718Both are good
>>566234484Probably because Fempyro is for people with already extreme fetishes. It latex combines with bimbofication. The mask is not very feminine so you have to make up for it with other exaggerated parts
>>566234303Not hairy enough
>>566234484
>>566235629this hairy enough?
>>566234484i mean... regular pyro is just a very understated fempyropyro has always had the "we don't even know what's under the suit" thing going on
>>566234484Yeah thats about the best version of fempyro besides just making it more baggy but then again that would be debatable
>>566235020True>>566235740That's perfect, yeah.
>>566235823that's weird, you replied to me but I received no (you)
>>566235740No looks pretty smooth to me
>>566235979Maybe you're not you and are instead a doppelganger
>>566236012yordles are furries
>>566235740baby making sex with vex
>>566229361holy new
>>566237359they're more monstergirls, not furries
>>566239262what i mean, really, is that her ass is canonically quite fuzzy
playing heavy on paylaod is so gay.get a life
>>566240286too hard to snipe him, or backstab him, or wrangler him, or spam explosives at him, or hit him with the loose cannon or scorch shot, or bomb him, or blast him with the FaN?
>>566240286>playing gayload is gayftfy
>>566240286so trve xister!! *swaps to short circuit gunslinger engie*
(total chimpout)
>>566221950>>566229578 >>566230801lollmao
>>566043671>>566049592Would be kino, that's why they'll never do it.
good morningdid the pedofaggot spammer kill himself?
made a the sandvichthe tomato ruins it and makes the whole thing soggy :(
>>566246604Not yet unfortunately>>566247419It helps if you put the tomato slices on a paper towel to dry them first
sex with vex is morally correx
>>566248628very true
be well, tf2g
I think I prefer more simple and reserved looking loadoutsLike with scout, demo, and spy all they need is one good cosmetic and that's it.Don't need to fill all 3 slots
>>566245181LOL sisters win, homoschizo down
>>566228135/tttt/ is incredibly hostile towards gaybros, moreso than even here
The last 100+ posts need to be removed from the record. They're too embarrassing.
>>566253443tf2 was cooler in 2012 when every class only had one or a couple non-hat cosmetics, so medals and such were seen more often
>jerking off to loli doesn't make you a pedophileIs he right?
Welcome to Virginia, bitch
>>566032758I still can't get over the atrocious designs of S&Box, they should have kept the Half-Life vibe like GMod.
>>566257504This. Ladies we won.
bzz bzz
>>566263202its pedophilia, they're kids
>>566234718>smaller>they're D-cups
>>566269165yes, smaller
>>566263202Depends if it's Tanner 1-2, and even then it gets diluted from an actual paraphilia due to fetishism and moeshit.
>>566263202https://youtu.be/P2OUXCnOoXE?t=4341>Chadsty says he doesn't want anything to do with the Castaway drama and says he will ban people from that server>he doesn't want to be involved with their pedo grooming drama>suddenly, /tf2g/ starts accusing him of being a pedo
>>566273735Anyone is a pedophile according to terminally online jealous people that are angry and mentally ill for no reasonReally makes you notice
>>566231940Furry images and sentry images are not straight.
>>566263202https://vocaroo.com/1dVFWPb33I92
>>566212927no other gamemode features conditions where, if you get enough of an advantage, it becomes literally impossible to even contest the other team's objective
>heavy wiggles on the teleporter for like 8 seconds before standing stillI swear some people playing this game are like intentionally trying to be as fucking retarded as possible
>>566280143>heavy wigglesand you're complaining?
>>566273735>doesn't know about the newest video thumbnail dramaDon't blame you. It's pure r/
>>566281540You mean because it's referencing Blue Archive? Is there really drama over this?
>>566273735what's the drama
>>566283578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzHFdB5uFIApparently there were two different incidents of child grooming on Castaway that went unpunished. I don't particularly follow the server but it seems like Gabber is happy to ban people for trivial reasons but won't ban actual child groomers.
>>566284557typical shartoid shit
>>566283565Someone made a post pointing out his weird choice of thumbnail. Later people found out that the art was drawn by an artist who draws lolis and posts weird loli-related stuff on the Internet.Question is: did the big-titty enthusiast knew about this, and if yes, what the fuck was he thinking in the first place
>>566284557literally making shit up kekkkk
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e2/Spy_DominationSniper02.wav
>>566285093>Drama over drawingsI sleep. The biggest problem with the thumbnail is that it doesn't look like Black Suit.
>>566273735for a guy who is (i think) still friends with aar it's a bit late to be not wanting to associate with pedophiles
>>566231940if only he at least posted shota/femboy pics, but it just had to be a baranigger, of course (ugly hairy men)
>>566285970Aar is friends with everyone, including the workshoppers. He often hosts servers and playtests new maps and game modes.Good exampleshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3721264596https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3721272151https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596258814
I think Zesty do be kinda based doe
>>566287932I think your image do be kinda based doe
>>566212979Nobody's got AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
>>566288396Anime girls are not based.
>>566288669Yeah, they're keyed.
>>566288669they are, but that girl is from a video game
What should the next OP be?
>>566288669Depends which.
>>566288960Cartoons will never be based.
>>566287932Baseduoh>>566288669WrongCringe
>>566289093>>566289358SHUP UP!
>>566289047I want this>>566289093>>566289093>>566289093>>566289093
>>566289519
>>566289421If you insist...>>566289519Good choice
>>566289093minisentry-chan my beloved
>>566289421Lol sisters shup up, you know what that means!!>>566289721
>>566263202whats wrong with that?
I want what they have...
>>566294115lmao
>>566306645King Zesty is streaming
>>566307054I never watch his streams.
>>566307054queen*
>>566284557there's been zero incidents of it actuallytypical reading comprehension of a zesty fan, sad!
>>566289421k
>watch youtuber man>they pull out 30 killstreaks from their ass like it's nothing>okay, i got a godlike yesterday, and a bunch of rampages too, let's just play a match and do it too>1-sided pubstomp>1-sided pubstomp>repeat for 2 hoursREEEEEEEE WHY ARE YOUTUBERS SO LUCKY
>>566289047definitely this >>566268370>BUT THAT ISN'T TF2, THOUGH!!https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bumble_Beenie
>>566314627many sisters agree with you
>>566314207
>>566314396There's a very obvious explanation that you're missing
konata 20/24frontiercome frag
>>566269165Only with the Lunatic's Leathers, and even then they're still smaller than regular Fempyro
a fucking year to playtest candy crush mvm maps and maybe copypaste gold texture onto like 4 existing weapons and they can't even be fucked to do that.Kinda starting to respect the way valve's spit taste.
>>566289047this>>566204048
>>566314627Perhaps a little compromise?
>>566319590not putting naked soldier in the OP because it would make the homoschizo happyneeds naked fempyro instead
>>566319590pure sovl
>>566289047I nominate>>566289093 or >>566204048
>โmoralโfags (read: insane people that get off on pretending to be better then others while they have much bigger skeletons in their closets) are going after ZestyI think the big titty Valve thumbnail is dumb and hurts his movement but genuinely when is this retarded witchhunting going to end
>>566238460I've been visiting and posting on 4chan since the 2000's, I just never tried posting alt codes and shit like that.
>>566321929doesn't do anything his tomboy fursona hasn't already
>>566321929It was the same shit when the Emporium called him a pedophile because his OC is loosely Asuka
>>566321929>people upset at him goonbaitingporn addicts attacking him for porn addiction is funny as fuck. Rejoice, zesty shares something in common with you!
>>566276865Very true and well articulated.
>>566314396Well they usually have a pocket medic and the pocket medic has a pocket medic. Kinda comes with the youtuber job.
>>566276865>Philosophical babble about ethics and how "pressure" builds up if you don't release itD Tier cope for what is essentially the grave sin of lusting after kids
>>566263202yesreal pedos always attack the drawings in projection
>>566326648
>>566262895The average modern tf2 player would never be able to comprehend simple old loadouts like theses all the timeThey need gody effects and wacky cosmetics
>>566326648F Tier cope, gotta just use the S Tier one and say yeah you're a pedo
>>566321220seconded
>>566326843>>566327171>copesee for yourself https://archive.md/U23XK
>>566326843there are so many "activists" against drawings that were outed as real pedoslurk more
>>566326648Who?
>>566327782>>566327809trvkes
>>566327782C Tier cope brother, Just accept you are what you are
>>566328365>>566328365>>566328365GOTTAM
>>566326648truke
>>566226084>>566226392stfu, these are the same fucking img you always post, you samefag, now get of my general
