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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>STOP SNEAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE AND STEALING MY UNDERWEAR, ANON!
el wiwi
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>565851163>H-Hey look, mine is full of really big holes and I can't afford to buy new one right now
>>565851069Hoo...
>>565851163Are panty raids a real thing? You hear about them happening in American shows/movies but they can't possibly be a real thing right?It's just some pervert fantasy. You'd get put on sex offenders registry if you actually did it surely.
>>565850828All me btw
>>565851405...man!
>>565851183Happy birthday...Wiwi...
>>565850828One of these isn’t a femanon
>>565851601Who is getting ejected?
>Mister Anonymous. This isnt the first time you 'sneaked' into my house to steal my underwear. You understand the power I hold, correct? I could get Officer Undyne over here in less than a minute and send your ass to jail for the next 20 years. You wouldnt want that, right? I'm sure you're aware that human's aren't treated very well in the justice system>I have a solution. Ever since my husband became ill Ive had trouble scratching a certain itch of mine. one only ape hands can fix...
>>565851859very cute outfits
>>565851546Motormouth Mike when he "confesses" to eating all the lunches in the breakroom again to cover for Tenna
Fave is working on their own bullet hell game and feels pretty good about it
>>565851136what was meant to be idle environmental practice ended up being very aggravating and time consuming but I'm glad I stuck with it
Souls are going to be relevant in Chapter 5Bibliox quotes a line from an unseen book about them, and the book we do have about souls is specifically labeled as BOOK 1 implying there's anotherBibliox also has the precedent of teasing future shit with song titles, so yeah this is probably the next book we'll be able to read
I can't believe Undyne gets to RIM Alphy''s ENORMOUS SHITHOLE everyday FOREVER...
>>565851993This goes so fucking hard, love it
>>565851993wow
>>565851993love love love the texture
>>565852021Monsters in Undertale technically don't shit, right? Do they shit in Deltarune?
>>565851286I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>565852143ENTER Piss and Shit Theory...
>>565851993I like the waves, they have a kinda frosted, etched glass effect.
>>565851928another from the same artist
>>565852010I predict that the next book about SOULs will reveal that monster SOULs can only be white while human SOULs can be cyan, orange, blue, green, purple, or yellow with red conspicuously NOT listed.
>>565851993I'm trying to figure out why I love the texturing so much, and I think it's because of how "wavy" it is. It almost looks like rain drops in a pool of water rather waves.
>>565852010I always figured we'd get to see it at the end after susie and kris merged into one being to save the worlds It would also reveal that humans somehow have magic in them despite the game hammering in that kris's can't use it which must mean kris had a soul that wasn't theirs this whole time idk I'm writing fan fiction at this point TOBY RELEASE GAME NOW
Kralsei is Canon
>>565852143There's a toilet in the Holiday household and it's likely not for Kris considering they don't have anything else specifically for Kris (only gingerbread monster cookie cutters instead of monsters and humans) and Asgore was cleaning it which would be weird if it hadn't be used since the last time Kris was there
Monster poop is solid white because they have no blood
>...>Mr. Anon? why are you...in my house? and...during the dark hours?>why am I not asleep? night owl... hard to sleep... when sister is vlogging in other room... loudly...>answer me>...>my...underwear?>Ha... weird... I like it. go ahead, pervert... pick your favorite
>>565852512Kralsei is the second least canon Deltateen ship after whatever you call Noelle/Ralsei
>>565851797The tennadrawfag
>>565852696Anon is Berdly's middle name btw
>>565852672I could dispute the claim that monsters have more blood but I'm too startled by the implication that your poop is mostly blood. Are you okay?
>>565852696you misunderstand miss, I'm only here to deliver your "MOST IRRELEVANT CHARACTER" trophy
>>565852883 (Me)*no bloodSorry I was just so worried about your poop that I made a typo
>>565851993This is seriously incredible, I love that a lot
Trying to make a delta swap au but I can’t for the life of me figure out how to write a good friendship dynamic for Noelle and Berdly. How do most deltaswaps make this work? The chemistry just isn’t there for me and what I do come up with doesn’t feel natural.
>>565852883poops is brown from a combo of things one of them being old red blood cells
>>565852751wrong
Fave is super autistic about the game "OverMouth"
>>565852010Oh right Bibliox exists. Man the Chapter 4 darkners were mostly ignored by the fandom weren't they
>>565852883also no
>>565853137I have never seen any proof that person is a woman
>>565851993Whatever brush you used for this is really cool
>>565853164wicabel having the undertale fight action scared people for a second
>>565853275What would you consider proof
>>565853084The more developed aus like chapter rewritten don’t do that so maybe don’t do that?
>>565852021Have a fixed version
tJɴʏ
>>565853404if she 67'd her boobs with this post number written on her cleavage
>>565853084just self insert into berdly and work from there
>ANON! w-what are you doing here?! In my room??? d-did you climb up to my window??>huh? My u-underwear? um, I told you to wait until tomorrow, I was going to sneak out during l-lunch and give you t-the pair I was...wearing>o-oh, you couldn't wait that long? uh, It's okay! I was actually getting ready for bed anyways...>...well..um! Here!>(Noelle hands you a pair of green panties, there's an elf design on the front of them)>I know it's a bit, christmassy, but I hope you'll like them, m-mister Anon!>you should go now, if my mom found out about us I dont think it would end well for either of us. especially you>m-meet me at the usual place tomorrow during my lunch! Okay?
I would kill a continent of people for one of Toriel's Breastmilk muffins
>>5658533513&4 had a weird number of reused Undertale assets. The water cooler from the Undyne scene, the fight graphic, even the sad Undertale Date song during the Lanino and Lanina bit during the Rouxls fighy
I would eat a trucks worth of Toriel's breastmilk muffins for one kiss from fave
>>565851163>>565851812>>565852696>>565853672can you do temmie
>>565853642Nice try fed-kun, my boobs are for Tenna only
Mike, the boobs please!
No woman will post her boobs here because she will immediately lose all respect from her clan
love finds its way to my dih
>>565854006More like no one will post boobs because there is absolutely no benefit to doing that, only downsides
>>565854225Attention feels good
I'm gonna buy a body pillow and pretend it's Toriel
>>565854225>post boobs>edits of the image are made where spamtong and tenner suckle on the nipsthere can only be upsides
>>565854225/utg/ has not even a single biological female anymore since the last one got bullied out via vore. You really expect the degenerates of this shithole, who chase attention stimmies like crack cocaine, to turn down getting showered with free (You)s just by posting their weird pancake tits? Get real dawg this shit is sausage city.
>>565854367But there's no guarantee it will be positive attention to begin with, knowing this place half of the replies would make fun of the boob-poster or be shaming the way she looksEither way it doesn't look like any of the boob havers are attention starved enough to post boobs
>>565854625I will reply to your post
>>565854625man is running gauntlets trying to get a pic of boobies from a stranger
>>565854743its not going to work unless they want to get GAPED by the moids of /utg/
I want to get fucked by a blue ****** schooler so hard
>>565854625Going on google and looking up 'tits porn' is free and instantaneous, my man
>>565854474in the future when humanity becomes a virtual species, we'll have as many goat mommies as we could ever want
>>565853642Nobody above the age of 20 is dumb enough to post tits on 4chan
>>565853815>Hoi Mistah anOn! why R u at thE Libravy??>I geT It!!! I get it!!! You wanT to becoMe smarts liek Tem, rights?!>Donts worrie! Tem hAbe very smarts bOok for you!>(Tem hands you a badly stapled bunch of papers. it seems to be a black and white version of a bara doujin she printed out using the libarbys printer)>dis book Is FULLZ OF SMARTS! I Guarantem u will gEts smarts reel fasts! jUst liek Tem and Eg!>U dont wAnt Tems smartbook..? You wanT...somethings elSe of Tem's?>u...u want tEms undies?! Ermz...thaTs not very nAice to sayz to somEonez, mistah anOn>(you take a dollar out of your pocket and show it to tem)>WOAZAH!!! is dats rlly...a DOLARZ?!>HRmgh, Tem could buy LoaD'za smaRtie booKs with dat DOLARZ...>...OkaE! Tem will giv u tEms...undies...for dat DOLARZ!>(surprisingly, tem reaches into her bag and pulls out a pair of blue and white striped panties. you're unsure if she actually wears them or not)1/2
>>565854625I genuinely hope you’re baiting or being funny because it’s really sad if you honestly think we’re stupid enough to fall for something so retardedly desperate it’s like something out of a looney tunes cartoon. Google “tits” and go jack off, tard.
>>565854625>biological femaleanyone who says this would definitely sexually harrass any woman who reveals herself here
>>565854929I turn 38 next week, I'll be dead before that happens.
>>565851430no one cared about that shit before the 90s, and panty raids were usually groups of teens or college students raiding girls dorms so it was basically impossible to catch who did it before modern cctv.
>>565854981alphys
>they ALL replied to it
If I could draw, I would draw Rudy.
>>565855218carol...
I just wanted to say 67 boobs
>>565854625Who is painter
>>565854981tem gives up on college once she finds out about onlyfaves
carolanon what if she was a st paddys girlie
I would be immune to panty raids because of the very sorry state of my very unsexy underwear
>>565855275too late bad time kiddo
>>565855342You mean Green?
>>565854625this pissed off the troons
>>565855015That just means you need to map your neural pathways now so that your virtual self will be SOMA'd into the future when the technology becomes real at the risk of causing psychosis inducing panic upon yourself.
>>565855342nta but dee from always sunny was my first thought for some reason.
What if Carol was green (and inbetween)
>>565855437green and Irish and drunk
>>565855531i can't wait for my robotic clones to be trapped at the bottom of the ocean
>>565855636Irish Toriel
susie d gaster
oh I see how it is, this game just copies Undertale at some point ok ok ok
ive stolen panties before from college girlsone had a shit stain
>>565855636I don't think Reindeer can be irish
>>565855540>for some reasonBecause she works at Paddy's Pub
>>565855724reindeer used to be native to ireland and theres plenty of deer there already
>>565855714Did you jack off to them?
Why didnt the irish just eat the reindeer?
>>565855706The stairs aren't fucked up enough for this to be Undertale
>>565854981>(as you trade the dollar for the underwear, tem stands on the librabys table gets close to your ear)>(she begins to whisper)>know this, Mr. Anon. I'm not taking this money because I need it. ha! like I would even need your petty pocket change!>no, anon. im taking this because I like people like you. the ones who slowly corrupt themselves over time because they keep getting away with shit like this>one day you'll slip up. its inevitable. and tem will visit you in jail to laugh at you. you fucking. freak>(tem quickly sits back down, now with dollar in hand)>WOAWZ!!! naow Tem has...one WHOLZ MONIES!!!>thanKSies mistah anOn! tem will buyz mAny smart books wiTh dis and becOmes evEn smARter-er!!>m-mayBez tem can evEn saBe up for cooleg!!>oh...wAit...coolegs coSt loAD'za moar than jUst dis mONeiez...>misTah Anon, if TEM gives a u Moar undiez can U givez me moar dOLLarz??>(still shaken by tem's words. you decide to quickly leave the libarby, ignoring tems proposal)
>>565855835>reindeer used to be native to irelandReally?
>>565855835>reindeer used to be native to irelandI didn't know that and I'm from there.
>>565854625Bait
DARKNESS FLOATS ON THE FALSEHOOD OF THE LIGHT WORLD'S DOMINANCE>Step 1: Cover yourself with DARKNESS>Step 2: Wait for the ROARING>
>>565856035This toriel makes my pp big
>>565856035>I'm from there.Thoughts on fat people?
>>565856210anon... other one
Tifa, Princess Peach, and Toriel join a support group for characters with most hentai ever made of them
>>565852075>>565852102>>565852120>>565852214>>565852440>>565853054>>565853304Thank you! Rendering the water was a struggle because I'm not versed in digital painting but ultimately I like the result, particularly for that frosted look you mentioned. The brushes are from the "Digital" collection in procreate, the striated one is called Acacia but it isn't unique to procreate, I've seen it around and used it in magma. Here's a higher res version because I had to crush it down some. https://files.catbox.moe/14fbyo.PNG
>>565856000could you do dess next?
>>565856210Weird question but I'm fat. I hate all that fat acceptance shit though.
>>565856210the cult survivor is from Scotland anon
Kris is LinkThe Knight is Dark Link
>>565851993gnarly. cool colors and texture and subject and everything
*braps and sharts my underwear**hands them to you anon*here you go anon
>>565856395you have a cultist doppelganger from the north that may be a manifestation of your self hatred like some kind of European Silent Hill
>hey alphys can I have your underwear?>"yes. please god yes. take all of them, even! I bet you'd like t-that, huh? knowing I'm going to be walking around n-nude all week because of you. my yellow p-pussy completely out in the open. ouuuugh I bet that t-turns you on, huh? y-you perv-">actuallynevermindbye! (closes door as fast as humanly possible)>>565856358I have an online thing I need to finish for work, sadly. I keep putting it off. try making your own panty greens. be as silly yet horny as possible, its that easy!
>>565856395Don't worry fat people are stilll bullied to suicide daily
>>565856540Uh, what?
>>565856637shh, it's okay...
>>565856309source?
>>565856538thanks, susie
C'mon, Toby... Just one more Chapter 5 track? A new sprite? Another line of dialogue?
>>565856548I fucking hate AI slop flooding every facet of society including this ugly ass pic of yours so much and I hope the data centers get bombed for being the planet poisonong parasitic plagues they are
If Carol is not a major character in chapter 5 I'll be mad
I've tried using that "get your toothbrush dattebayo" technique before, but it never works for me.
>>565856692
>whiteboardfag isnt sharing their AWESOME fujo and battat drawings to the threadim going to go cry :'(
>>565856887not a footfag but this is a cute drawing, good fun shapes
>>565856549thank god
>>565855342I imagine she'd get along with susie more
>>565856954God abandoned humanity long ago because of how evil we got. Case in point: you
i love sweaty butts crotch pits and feet ngh
>>565851136>>565856908I didn't want to monopolize the anchor..... but I do like this one ty
>>565857237Open as long as they don't have that bullshit white steamy smog I agree
what if carol was a republican
I'm Batman
>there is someone who wants fat faves to fucking DIE ittyou monster
>>565857342"What if"...?
>>565857239This and the other one is like literally masterful idk something about it. super good. the volume, the dynamic angle. its so funny and creative. knocked it out of the park with this one
fuggin artblock sucks
>>565857342>Blonde>Rich>Plotting to destroy the world>HomophobicWhat do you mean 'what if'
>>565857239>monopolize the anchoryou WILL post all your drawings to the anchor and we WILL shower you with praise >:(also when I saw that on the whiteboard it made me chuckle. very nice
japan is foodmogging us
>>565857062Chara made me do it
Posting my poop fetish content to ao3 and reentry later
>>565857405>>565857492she is blue
if Anonymous (the green suit fella) was in deltarune would he be green? (like wing gaster...), yellow? (like kirs the human...) or grey? (like ur vessel...)
>>565857239there is no such thing as monopolizing the anchor. these threads are so awful Id be fine if the anchor had 40 replies from a single drawfag posting their sketches
>>565857796poop color
>>565857796grey in light world green in dark world + cool keyboard warrior gear styled after the suit
>>565857897anon, you're a genius
>>565857547i-it probably tastes like ass anyways
>>565857973okay faggot post your cooking then
>>565857448>>565857527>>565857851aw well thank you, I appreciate it. I realize that's a pretty stupid thing to worry about, story of my life lmao
what the fuck
what if carol was a man
>>565857897PLAYER... WHY ARE YOU GREEN?THIS IS NOT. WHAT THE FANART DEPICTED. WHERE IS MY. 8 FEET TALL. HEART-SHAPED HUSBANDO?CONSIDER OUR CONNECTION. SEVERED
>>565858209"What if"...?
>>565858053Please be nice to me
chapter 7 will have a dream sequence when kris gets knocked out. every character will be genderbent
>>565857547Far too small
>>565858334wh… what do you mean…?
>>565857547Toby hates us
>>565858209then toby would actually care about her as a character
>>565858424this was also a womens reaction to seeing my pingus what gives
>>565858209If Carol was a guy and Rudy was a woman, there would be WAY more art of Rudy and Carol would be treated way worse. I know people who hate her for how she treats Noelle already, now imagine if she was a man.
Theory: Gaster fell in love with the player in Undertale and Deltarune is our first date
>>565858239>Gaster being really into fan works, Alphys being really into animeWhat are they feeding these scientists
I just had the best idea. you know that fish made of iron that iron-deficient people put in their soups? what if there was one that looked like box-form mettaton? toby, take notes
Am I the only one who finds Rudy hot and think he would make a cute couple with Kris?
>>565858631>Gaster was being Wing Dinged by Asgore>Alphys is being gooshgooshed by AsgoreNo idea.
>I CAN FEEL IT>QUICKENING NOW.>HOW LUCKY WE ARE>TO NEED EACH OTHER IN THIS WAY.Genuinely, what did he mean by this?
>>565858554In that case she would be treated as a sexy "I can fix him" dilf, especially because older men are treated with far more grace than older women in fandoms
>>565858801I like to think Carol leases Kris out to Rudy to satisfy her cuckqueen tendencies.
>>565858403>>>/ck/22006277
>>565858892Anon if Asgore was a woman, people would be rabidly defending her actions, while Toriel would be receiving x100 the hatred
>>565858631by association fujo is also a scientist. a scientist of what though?
>>565859004If toby didn't draw fem asgore fuckable enough, then no, that wouldn't happen
>>565859026evidence points toward a major in Battat Torment (loving)
>>565859226I need you to go look at Undyne's sprites (undertale) and say that people wouldn't fuck that so I know you're lying
>>565859004So nothing changes, got it
>>565859323I mean.... she's skinny
fave opens their jaw to horrifying proportions and swallows a child whole
>>565858239>>565858631Every few months we loop back around to the "Gaster is a player-schizo" theory.
>>565859414jockington chapter 5 monster kid kill scene...
>>565859414Nice, I have just the image for this.
>>565859414>fave opens their jaw to horrifying proportions and swallows wholeyes... yes...>childdammit
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
I want to pet a reindeer
>>565859414There are alternate universe versions that absolutely would
>>565859484>theorygaster has always been desperate for our dickgina
>>565859484this fandom really be drawing fanart of two characters that don't exist
>>565856271>>565856494I'm trying to determine if it's endemic to the isles or just Scotland
>>565859538That price isn’t bad, what service is this?
>>565859538I've thought about getting a custom fujo plushie
>>565860254jukeboxprint. one sticker sheet is 14$ with free shipping. takes two weeks to arrive though
>>565860445Depends on where you live probably
>>565860317A pippins plush seems pretty easy to make
>>565859871If the player doesn't exist, who am I?
I wish I put at least one tuft sticker on that sheet. I love tuft
>>565848362I’m surprised at only 2 female bisexuals
Faves ride alone
>>565860640mine.
dess saying "friend made me do it" when confronted why she killed tenna and jackenstein
>>565860874male bisexuals will rule /utg/
I miss snowdinbun (pours out my bottle of appie juice in honor)
>>565860874I didn’t do the poll
in undertale the player says the human (chara) made them kill monstersin deltarune the human (kris) says the player made them kill darknersinteresting...
am i actually bisexual or are these cartoon boys all drawn like women
>>565861227me too ):
fave got their face smothered in the ass of a hot twink and is still riding that high
>>565859004no one hates Asgore. youre confusing the game for real life.
>>565861578I don’t care for him and it has nothing to do with him being male
https://youtu.be/1RKnVmziPoYI miss papyrus
>>565859414Bratty...
>>565861367gender is a social construct pls don't kill me
I love mob faced characters with stumpy nubby feetSaid memoryhead
>>565861721chat is this truehttps://poal.me/olnpsp
going full bjork stalker for fave
do it for himWAIT for him
>>565861578People often say Asgore and Berdly are hated by the fandom, but the worst I've ever seen is people treating them as endearingly pathetic and cringe.
>>565860874>no nonbinaryfailed poll
>>565861996burghyely is an epic gamer and my little chud
the great ᵃnᵈ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳᶠᵘˡ papyrus will return in chapter 7! stay tuned!
>>565862014You’ll only ever be seen as a man btw
>>565861996People actually hate Berdly, and no one cared about his dumb backstory
>>565861847I liked the Smiling Friends episode based on that
>>565862234berdly is a joke character and ill never understand the need to take him seriously, every scene with him is over the top comedy and quotable shit, anyone relating to berdly needs to read his dialogue again because they're missing the joke
>>565862208You don't even know what anon looks like. Are you trying to deliberately hurt their feelings or something? What a weird reply
wowie! christmas already! it came so quickly!
>>565862234>People actually hate BerdlyThis isn't true tho? The only people I've seen hate Berdly are the autists here and they're such a small minority when compared to the rest of the fandom that they might as well not exist
>>565861227left is one of my favorite bun arts actually. so cute.
>>565861578>>565861996I have seen the people who genuinely hate Berdly and Asgore, and if you haven't seen them at all, idk how.There's a group of people that think Asgore should remain a joke and have 0 importance because "Toriel didn't get to do anything important in chapter 3". If you bring up the Asgore panel, they start doing logic olympics and say "WELL IT MEANS JUST THE FLOWER, OBVIOUSLY"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqitqBRQW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkWdPFk4AQ
>>565862494hownew.ru
>>565862494There are only males and females, let it go uggo
>>565862953Don't know what this means.>>565862968I don't get people like you, are you just mad at the world so you lash out and act like a shithead toward others? Whatever
Toriel and Asgore are bad parents because they fucked up and turned their kid into a genderless freak
Berdly is alright but that berdfag guy is something else. He has been pretty quiet since he forgot to take off his pixel edit posting name for a shitpost.
>>565862968don't look up kris canonical gender
would you kill snowy
>>565862526Who do you think you're fooling?
>>565863245Hey don't say that about Asriel he's a very handsome boy
>>565856524TY
undertale is better than deltarune because you can call papyrus in every room of the game with 4 separate conversations each, whereas deltarune has zero papyrus, for a total of -100% drop in papyrus per room
>>565851993This is beautiful anon.
>>565863736You’re going to feel really stupid when we get the Gaster Phone
Attention all Deltarune gamers. Kris needs your help to defeat the Roaring Knight and to do that, they'll need your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the name and date it expires. Better hurry, or the Prophecy just might come true.
>>565863909Fuck that, Kris can get their own pizza.
>>565863547Show me berdly hate outside of here
>>565851993So cool
>>565858653iron soupstone mettaton recalled for excessive lead and glitter
I will posta singular Papyrus
Ralsei is the printout of Goatse that Kris keeps in their wallet to show to kids at school.
>>565863909>Better hurry or the prophecy might come true.Don't threaten me with a good time
>>565858631>feeding these scientistsnghh...fat nerd ayuss...
>SINCE WHEN DID THE THREAD GET SO...>BORING?
>>565864189Ralsei is the Goatse decal kris uses on their conscientious objector in tf2
>>565864163that's a triplicate papyrus
>>565863794I like this moeblob toriel but the alphys fivehead is freeky, undyne a little too
>YOU CAN CALL ME... PINKYRUS!
>>565862675I've seen those people but I don't get the impression that they hate Asgore, they're just butthurt about their retarded firegrave theory being wrong
>>565864452vaguepost king...
night time thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Hqq8lfw08
Where, just WHERE is my panties-stealing greentext for Tenna, Spamton and all four Mikes? Chop chop.
Berdly hating is literally a utg-only problem, the rest of the fandom is able to enjoy the character without issueI don't know why there's people in here who insist REALLY hard that the internet hates Berdly when this is evidently not the case, it confuses me
I hate Berdly so much
https://poal.me/jjwzm0
>>565864507hmmmmm??????
Berdly hate is a microaggression type thing where people are simply more comfortable putting him in dangerous and painful scenarios than other characters
The Knight can only talk through the phone like Memoryhead and we'll use the phone in Kris's inventory to talk to the Knight at some point which is why we always have access to it even in the dark world
>>565864667I remember at the beginning people were kind of using Berdly as the fandom equivalent of a jak and just making him say all the stuff they find cringeEven Toby uses him that way a lot
People complain that the singular focus and reason to exist for Berdly in Deltarune is to be a gamer and to harass women. Everything he says is "Minecrap, Noelle is my friend and I will save her like a white knight" and then he tries to go after Susie romantically immediately and it's played for jokes.The only other time he speaks is as a minor background tier NPC and to give his backstory that exists solely to make you feel bad for icing him in chapter 2 instead of continuing to play his death for jokes. He's a weak character and his fans are problematic.
>>565864869That's not hatred, it's because he's a comic relief character
the gaster phone will suddenly start working, but you'll only be able to ask one question.what are you asking big g?
>>565865116do you have prince albert in a can
>>565865116Ultimate powerrr
What will be retconned in chapter 5 ?
>>565865116how big is your "goner maker"
Berdly isn't funny everything he does is uncomfortably cringe. Like that's the one joke and it just gets played on repeat until it's forced and unfunny.
>>565865116Is your refrigerator running?
WHAT DOES IT MEANis this more susie gaster shit? Is this hinting that Kris killed susie in a previous timeline? The Man talks about Dinosaurs and Eggs. Hair has ROOTS I'm scared
>>565865240Doomer...
>>565865220Nothing but people will claim retcons happened anyway because they can't remember the difference between fanon and canon
berdfag deserved what he did to his own friend group
Every man in Deltarune except Sans is a cringey failure with women
>>565865305mr society also makes that pose, and he ascends back to the weird spooky cliffs after chapter 2
>>565865323i don't think anything's been retconned except some sprite improvements from chapter 1 (like noelle's schnozz)
>>565864379...I posted the wrong image...
faves prince albert on his can ooouooough
Would Toby's autism regarding Lightner merch extend to Nintendo asking if they can put Kris/Susie in Smash?
>>565865403Not Spamton and Tenna, if you count IRL women
fave has a prince albert piercing
>>565865551i mean rob is a real person and he's in smash so
>>565865476maybe Susie Gaster is geniunely the answer to everything and Kris killed susie's dad resulting in the shattering across time and space.
>>565865551I have a hard time believing Toby would stick to his guns if Sakurai asked for Susie to be in Smash despite what the Necrodancer devs say. But he would say no to Kris probably.
>>565864986This doesn't mean he is hated, he's just used for cringy humor and laughs but people are getting some enjoyment out of him at the end of the day, nowhere else on the internet will you see the same hateboner for Berdly as you do here where autists will complain about how unfunny he is and how his Ch2 segment made them wanna gauge their eyes out
>>565865551Just make a trailer where the kid who lived in the smash 64 bedroom opens a dark world and kris and susie show up
Deltarune 5: The Journey of Over Time and Space
if deltarune was an anime would each chapter be a season or would it be 2 chaps per season
>>565864662>you walk into spamtons shop>"GHAHAHA. WELCOME TO MY [homemade storefront] [user not found]!">you ask if you can get his unde->"HEY HEY HEY! [user not found], IVE GOT THE [beestest] DEAL! JUST. FOR. YOU!">oh?>"NEW EXCL<SIVE ITEM FOR SALE! THE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [official] BOXERS. COMPLETE WITH A [heart-shaped objects] DESIGN!">he holds up a used pair of boxers covered in holes. it has that heart pattern you see in cartoons>guess he was already looking to pawn them off to some freak. luckily, you're a freak>"IMPR ESSED? I CAN TELL. YOU'RE ALREADY TURNING [green] WITH [envy]! THIS IS A [once in a lifetime~] OFFER PAL.">you ask how much?>"THANKS TO TODAY'S [specil] DEAL IT'S ABSOLUTELY FRE- [12.99$ plus tax.] !">not wanting to miss out on getting a crucial pair of underwear for your collection, you slide some dark dollars over spamtons homemade counter>"THANK FOR [moniee] [mommy]! DELICIOS KROMER FOR [official] SPAMTON BRANDED [undergarments]!"
Kris can’t be put in to smash because blue swordsmanGod even all these years later, why fucking Byleth out of any character from Three Houses? The nothing character who is basically a stand in for the player? Not fucking Dimitri, Claude, and Edelgard as a 3 set character like Pokemon trainer?
>>565866180i'm still mad about corrin
I don't care who would make it into Smash as long as it's not SansFuck that guy
>>565865997It'll probably be a mini series where each episode is like forty minutes.
>>565866117>* You got the S. PANTS>* You equipped the S. PANTS>Your ABSORBENCY and POROUS stats went up by 3
>>565866308I skipped fates so I have 0 clue who you're talking about, unless you mean they put Corrin in Smash as well for some reason.
>>565866180sakurai invited toby to that game dev dinner which means they're friends so surely he'd work his ass off to put kris in if toby wanted him to
>>565866513they put corrin in smash before his game was even releaaaaaaaasedWHERE was my shadow the hedgehog i voted for in the ballot
wingin' my dinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OualnKdbJGo
Fave’s fresh tummy Jacob’s ladder that hurts when when his belly is swollen after eating too much ooouuh
Fave's fresh Jacob's Ladder torment over their dead son
>>565866671>they put corrin in smash before his game was even releaaaaaaaasedI have to wonder with the fire emblem characters get so much favoritism for Smash. Like, yeah those games have some good stories (SOMETIMES) and actually require a bit more thinking than the average nintendo game, but it's really not the best to have 4 characters who are "Guy with sword and maybe blue hair" that also all share the same moveset in effect.Then again they probably have some bullshit like "Characters from our games and products in first, then others".
>>565866932it would be funny if after 10,000 fire emblem characters, susie is our first axe user
>>565866716owie
Asgore needs to get over Toriel and start an OnlyFans he'd make thousands from gay men
asgore needs to get over toriel and start fucking mew mew
>>565864662>while doing standard dark world stuff in TV World, away from kris, susie and ralsei, you spot pluey walking down a hallway>putting a hand on his shoulder, you beg him if you can have his underwear>he opens his mouth to speak>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dSgVXqZ4xk>after listening to plueys wonderful, enchanting voice for 10 hours straight in that hallway, you realize he doesn't even wear underwear>giving him a quick smoochie, you dejectedly walk away and cross out pluey's name on your list>maybe the other mikes will be more suitable targets
Noelle was probably super disappointed when that character from Nintendo's switch fighting game that 12 people played got put into smash instead of literally anyone else.
>>565867269Fucked me up to find out he's not wearing a hat the first time.
>>565865323>>565865498The main THE WORLD REVOLVING motif being "the freedom motif" for all secret bosses was actually retconned to be real in 2023. Spamton was always just meant to reference Jevil because of their history.>Power of SPAMTON uses a completely different segment of THE WORLD REVOLVING that extends into the looping Don't Forget part>Black Knife, which we know from file data was finalized in 2018, completely lacks the motif (BURNING EYES doesn't contain it either although we don't know when it was completed)>Hammer of Justice's piano sketch is mostly the same as the final composition, except the entire freedom motif segment is absent, instead looping after the Wise Words motifToby said this about Hammer of Justice:>"Hammer of Justice" is another song I started making right at the beginning of 2016... I think the final arrangement is pretty good, but since I didn't create it for seven yearsHe didn't "create" the full song until 2023, which is likely the same time he peeked into the fandom and got the idea for the Mikes.I also believe this is what the Mike acid drinking skit was a metaphor for.Toby was telling us we were wrong to assume that just because someone's green (a secret boss) that they would have a green drink (the first secret boss's motif), but ultimately it sounded really cool anyway, so he rolled with it/Battat continued to sip the acid.But hey, that's just a th-
>>565867303i kneel...
>>565867323noelle loves playing rpg games on her switch so she probably cums everytime a new fire emblem protag gets in
A lot of people don't know this but i've been having sex with Noelle for 58 hours non-stop
Fave felt weird and bad and awful the entire day until the last 3 hours of it, and now they feel great. Why.
>>565867298Personally I hope for Alphys. It'll be weird for Kris for their dad to fuck their teacher, but it's less embarressing than Asgore's usual antics of attention for Toriel.
Maybe I'm a fake fan since I don't remember Jevil or Spamton meeting or having any interaction whatsoever
>>565867435Hot female santa tomboy lizard tulpa body pillow...
>>565867303Yaaaaay
>>565866618>sakurai invited toby to that game dev dinner which means they're friendsNo it doesn't. The dinner was for the judges selected for a Japanese game award, not Sakurai's personal friends.
>>565867323Sora got in so noelle needs to grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuTWxOg9NvQ
>>565867343he's wearing the front half of a hat, but it's hard to tell until it stops matching his hair in part 4
>>565867504I'm sorry anon. Your white cells are finally giving up. I estimate you only have thirty seconds left to live.
>>565865220Asgore being relevant
>>565867642It was like that scene from the godfather. Toby's a made man now, the Yakuza answer to him.
>>565867534You give flowers to Undyne on Alphys' behalf, not happening. Mew Mew also doesn't have her body so Asgore's fucked (or rather unfucked)
>>565867504https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_lucidity
>>565867397That's not what a retcon is
>>565866932>a new Fire Emblem is always coming out>swordfighter movesets are piss easy to make (a quarter of them just copy someone else's homework) and won't have people complaining about not having a Flicky Down Smash or not having enough references>Smash devs probably don't have to jump through as many hoops to get an FE guy in the game compared to a Mario or third party character>people still buy them lol
Don't ask anyone what happened in Mettaton's ranch in 2003
>>565867726>>565867947Actually I think it's because my vyvanse wore off. The dose being too high at 30mg is kind of messed up.Or maybe it's because I drank less water... or took b12 + vitamin d.... or something....
>>565864727skissue>>565865305it means Susie is made out of tree
I don't like Susie
>>565867770You're probably right, but you can also deliver Asgore's flowers to Toriel and they're not going to be a thing any time soon.
>>565867658Okay but he was the last character. She probably cared way more about Steve than Sora anyway.
should i take adhd meds even if i don't have adhd
I talked to Toby Fox on the phone, and he said guys with bigger cocks get early access to chapter 5, which means i'm currently playing it as we speak
>>565868253Undyne accepted Alphys' flowers and Toriel threw Asgore's in the trashPlus Toby's got a yuri fetish
>>565868264No.
if i live by allah's teachings then i get 72 deltarune chapters when i die
>>565865220The Prophecy.
>>565868264Doing them without adhd would probably just have the intended effect of amphetamines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvwUN-4Q5-E
>>565867770>You give flowers to Undyne on Alphys' behalfNo you don't? You give chocolates to Alphys on Undyne's behalf because she felt bad about Alphys' broken bike
>>565868618Chocolates whateverYou guys have a photographic memory of this game I don't have
Can Toby Fox invent a machine that injects everything that happened previously in Deltarune into my mind and also gives me the perfect saves for slots 1 and 2 so I don't have to replay the entire game again before Chapter 5?
>hey jevil, buddy, pal o' mine, fellow chaos-bringer. >"ANON, ANON! HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOU TO TAKE A BREAK FROM YOUR CAGE! HAVE YOU COME TO THE OUTSIDE TO SPREAD CHAOS WITH ME ONCE AGAIN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO 'SHIT' UPON THE IMAGINARY 'THREADS' ONCE MORE WITH ME?">sorry jevil, I actually need to ask you something. can I ask for a small favor?>"THAT DEPENDS, ANONYMOUS. IS THIS ERRAND, FUN? AS PART OF CLOWN'S CODE I MUST ONLY LEND MY SERVICES TO CHEERY ASSIGNMENTS.">uhhh, I guess it could be seen as fun. a bit devilsh, even>"DEVILISH? HOW FITTING FOR ME! UEE HEE HEE! I SUPPOSE I SHALL LEND AN EAR">can I have your underwear?>*The World Stops Revolving*>"...REPEAT, REPEAT! FOR I CAN NOT BELIEVE MINE EARS. THEY BURN FROM YOUR WORDS!">I need yer' panties, jevil->"WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, ANONYMOUS. IT'S GETTING LATE. WHY, ITS ALREADY BED TIME! IM GOING TO SLEEP FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS. BYEEEE!">you are promptly kicked out from Jevil's jail cell
what if jevil is pretending to be a boy but is actually a cute imp girl?
>>565868795hard mode is just frisk babbling like a toddler
Hard Mode is Undertale but you have priapism
>>565868943We'll get him in new game plus, we just need the right angleI trust the strip poker method
newsletter never ever.
The SOUL Factoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ccEY01YFI
>good newsim writing greens again>bad newsits because ive been reading cartoon horse show fanfiction at my job nonstop. every break, bathroom break, and lunch im reading
>>565869370Toby doesn't have anything to say to us now.
Toby Fox new newsletter:My fans are gay and retarded
>>565869543Not as gay as him
>>565869543he really gets me...
not the artist but i'm reposted thsi wehiteboard oartt because i need ot save it because
>>565867723It is a full hat. It's just a goofy stylitzation thing that leaned into absurdity overtime.
>>565869543It's like he's reading my mind...
>>565869473hey can you finish twilight makes first contact for me btw
>>5658695432008 Toby returns
>>565867397It's also important that outside of the Shadow crystal bosses, the Freedome motif is used... for the Mike fight.
>>565869653i havent read that one yet>>565869636fat plue. he like to eat gluecauses fat. he fat like big rattenna said. said no more gluebut no one can stop. no one can stop the plue
>>565869639I don't know what to believe about this guy now.
>>565869636he does that to me too
im so pluey!
Fave fave, go away, make it so I am not gayFave fave, have a heart, find fave toys at the walmartFave fave, eat the food, 10 9 8 7 6 hamoodFave fave, yes indeed, stealing is a sign of greed
So, what's the explanation for the Toriel variable if Toriel DOESN'T know about what actually happened to Dess?
>>565870017kek. I died laughing at work the other day because I saw that hulk rhyme. lmao>>565870048something something dess thinks of toriel as her mother more than carol/dess wants to fuck toriel but so does carol so they're at odds
Fave, are you okay? Are you okay, Fave?
>>565869636spamfat...big pluey...meatymoobs mike..my fucking heros
Fave is going to eat a big box of nutty buddy bars, two small grocery store cakes, a bag of chips, some ice cream, then make faveself throw up and then go to sleep.
Foide opinion on why tennar fat stupid and divorced good but asgare fat stupid and divorced bad?
>>565869639>>565869841its both like picrel
foids please grant me 3 wishes
>>565870402Tenna is a successful TV host while asgore is a flower loser.Women love power, didn't you see Scarface?
>>565870402Tenna doesn't bother his ex constantly with trying to win him back
>Tenna>successful
fave just foided so hard that frisk is frisking fave in a very foid-like way
fave's final wish is to be made into an all-powerful foid
Fave is an athlete suspended for sterfoid use
Tenna doesn't give any information in chapter 4Toriel forgets everything about the night before in chapter 4Some retcons right there, or just laziness
>>565870629...at the eating an entire MegaDarkburger tower in under an hour Certain Power Challenge to get free meals at Seam's Seap and Grill
Look what they have to do to imitate the power of one single moid.Pathetic.
>>565870487Ok sure
>>565871010goatse undyne
>>565871032I already have the power to smell like cheese and contribute nothing of worth to society
One truly determined and horny moid can defeat armies of foids but such a chosen hero has yet to rise
>>565870978it's definitely a plot hole that toriel doesn't discuss with ANYONE that her tires got slashed and that when she called the cops, said officer went missing
favey favey faveyI made it out of clay
>>565871247Forgive me master, for I must go all out just this once...
>>565871068mah first wish: I want fave to be realmah second: I want a pet horse and the backyard space to take care of itmah third n' final wish: pink mettaton blanket, pillow, and bed sheets set
>>565870402Tenna isn't fat also he's very funny and charismatic and more conventionally attractive, whereas Asgore can only attract the daddy fetishists
i feel bad for any woman that finds tenna's beer belly attractive
>>565871464>Tenna isn't fatnot according to his fans
>>565851136Kris and the creatures
>>565871441kek
i feel bad for any belt that has to restrain tenna's beer belly
>>565871321No one in the fanbase spoke out on it
>>565871321Don't they mention it's normal for Undyne to go missing which is why nobodys suspicious yet?
>>565871578cute kris. cute tenna gloobs. cute life. good life. im happy to be born in this world
The mythical moid tennafag and foid asgorefag friendship will unite the /utg/ nations in harmony and bring an era of peace
>>565871608*casts a Transmutation spell on you that turns you into tenna's belt*
>>565871578Very cute
>>565871409And when it's dry and readyWith favey I will play
>>565871578cute overload
Fave stupidly lost 300 bananas to Bloat-Hog and is malding hard as hell because it made them 20 bananas short of 1000 to get the third crest for the kingdom
hey foids can i borrow a concubine and bring it back later im bored
>>565871750this technically already happened but with the dicemoids and dicefoids. we are entering a new, happier era of /utg/
>>565871578ugggh I need to rape Kris so bad
>>565870402Asgore is boring and a furry
>>565871409
>>565871874mm ok but play nice
>>565871409>>565871820Weird, I’m also making a clay fave right now too
>>565871876before the era of dice. moids and foids had nothing in common. after the great dice cambrian explosion moids and foids found a shared interesting. this is what it means to unite /utg/. moids and foids working together with a common goal
what do w*men want in a guy anyway
>>565871750>Moid tennafagLiteral who
>>565872135tv head
>>565872136Wasn't there that annoying gay one a while back?
COMING STRAIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH
>>565872129can we seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Billie Fave is not my lover, she's just a foid. tells i'm an incel
coming straight in your spouse
>>565872241When the creature is done
>>565872202Everyone should forget TennAIDS existed, power level so pathetic he gets gaped and raped by anyone still on the thread
speaking of male tvfags im still upset im the only mettamoid (male mtt fan)
only in this thread are all posts read in a annoyingly gay catty voice in my head
>>565872136I like Tenna and I'm male. I preordered his figure. Does that count?
Gerson and Susie cosplaying as Bill and Zoey from Left 4 Dead
>>565872202I remember him mostly because he wanted me to become a tennafag for some reason. I politely declined.
>>565871452cute. granted
>>565872324wrong
>>565872134I think another contributor to the moid and foid union was the great utg moid slut-out
>>565872262Gen Z Michael Jackson be like
>>565872383https://voca.ro/17Pjxycvz6Pb
>>565872318yay ok
>>565872349My posts really are way more catty and gay than how I actually sound.
I want to use my polymer clay to make faves but you’re not supposed to bake it in a food oven and that’s all I have…
dear dicefags and dicefagguettes:is there anywhere to read up on the pippins character sheets and lore? im keeping up with that one pippin tomodachi life poster but i don't know who jenny is, since most other dice names are self-descriptivesincerely, anon
>>565871876They're in the same faction, we need cross national friendship with groups from massively different favestates. Foid Tennafags and moid Asgorefags would probably work too but they'll have to be forced into intermingling for a while. We must become a United States of Fave.
>>565872778Read up on the wiki in the OP, also sadly some of the dice still don't have a wiki entry yet so you might have to ask about those here
>>565872778there’s a link to a pippins wiki in the thread caption thingy
>>565872778the OP has a pippin's wiki but afaik it's a wee out of date
>>565872783prince tennamoid will enter a political marriage with princess asgorefoid
I love the Knight so m-- oh shit wrong pic sorry
did anyone else join Undertale groups on google+ when they were younger or just me...?
>>565872929I was on the undertale tag on ifunny and on amino
>>565872778Jenny is an assassin and most of her lore was tied to Katana. I think she also works as a Janitor as a cover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hutp3yKq1Y
>>565872890>>565872891>>565872909my thanks, diceoids
Burgerpants pumping his cock through Mettaton's thighs and desperately trying to imagine it's Catty's thighs while Mettaton talks about inane, egocentric nonsense.
>>565871742Thanks...... I'm happy too
>>565872909>>565872890im sorrryyy i need to update it but i work ten hour days this sucks i wish my job was to obsess over pippins all day that would be so cool. I was actually going to update it today but an online work thing got in the way. ill see if I can write some stuff up tomorrow since I get off work early tomorrow
>>565872912We'll need to find an asgorefoid then unless the gay moids can be convinced to marry for the greater good.
Isn't Asgorefoid that one streamer who lives in filth
i went on amino one time for a danganronpa rp, got immediately kicked for typing in all caps, then deleted the app
>>565873023There’s no way mettaton’s bulimia thighs feel like catty’s
stop trying to arrange political marriages betweens the -oids it'll never work
>>565873160Burgerpants is trying really hard.
When Undertale came out I wrote my college English essay on it and got a really good grade
>>565873164
people always told me, be careful what you dodon't go around breaking young foids' hearts
>>565873092I have seen an asgorefoid in the wild on bluesky, not sure if it counts
>>565871572Fat Tenna deniers be like:>the giant butt dent on my couch and ransacked empty fridge? Must be science!
>>565873258yay good job anon.
>>565873164said the evil spoid maintaining the evil warlike status quo
so i don't need to lose weight, just put a tv on my head. got it
>>565873473you should be bulking. 4000kcal per day
>>565873473No. I like my TV skinny.
>>565873363You're just asking for foreign spyoids at that point
>>565867397This is an incredible amount of reaching to do when you could literally just use the Shadow Crystals as an example, because those obviously WERE a retcon.
gerson (hammer of justice) -oids are called hammeroids. this is a play on hemorrhoids
will flowoids beat out the pippoids come chapter 5? surelybut who will take root in chapter 6? gonoids?
I have lost 11 styluses in my rectum.
>>565872929I tried joining Undertale groups on Facebook way back when and they were ALL Sansverse stuff
>>565873789i'm going to laugh if chapter 5 comes and we get no flower darkners at all
>>565873843alphys...
>>565873789they're called FLOWERFAGS and DICEFAGS, anon! get it right. youre going to get a failing grade if you keep this up!
tv on head makes me think of TV dinnah and pyrocynical's OC
>>565873843said Alphys
>>565873789Chapter 6 will be dominated by the Dess and Asriel flashback and original dark world. Bpants and brattyfags will make a small comeback as they feature heavily in the memories of good times but will disappear before chapter 7.
Getting into a really bad argument with fave but needing to be with them in an eight hour drive for an errand. And the only music you can put on is bad Christian rock CDs.
>>565873898Toby straight up said he ripped off the TV head thing from Little King's StoryIt's referenced in the T-Rank room
>>565874019Creed on repeat it is then.
>>565873412*silently takes you out with a big shot from a spamton nose blowdart gun*You know too much.
getting into a really bad argument with fave and one of you thinks this is just leading into hatesex but the other one is genuinely considering killing the other
Fave didn't know there was a 14th episode of Salad Fingers. Fave doesn't like crows very much anymore.
Fave is giving me a handie as we speak. she's mashing it
fave has a dramatic and tragic sequence to all I need by radiohead
do we have any fave-tulpa conjurers anymore? or did they all get locked away
>>565873898Anon did you order the Tenna head?
>>565874337But does fave like rusty spoons?
>>565874571No.
screenshotting the whiteboard https://youtu.be/3YDKcCumuyg
>>565874551*waddles into peripheral vision*
>>565873789>>565873878Miss Mizzle has some dialogue mentioning one of the flowers, so they definitely will be Darkners, but because there are so many they're probably going to be SCC-tier characters that Toby didn't really give a shit about. If you asked me a year ago I would've said the schizoboss will be the fan favorite, but that wasn't really the case with 3 & 4. Now the answer just seems to be whoever is closest to Spamton personality-wise, so I'm betting on Friend.
why is thread so fast >;(
>>565874959Monday nights are when the real party animals stay up late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZNkPA_zUd4
>>565874959*takes out the s from "fast"*there's your problem. now it should slow dow*UURPPPPP*
>>565874870KICK THE SPAMTON!
You and fave finally arrived to the destintion, but due to immense traffic and numerous road blockages, the trip was even longer than expected so you two just rented a motel room for the night. You tried cracking a joke to ease the tension, but assuming they even heard it, fave didn't bothered to respond. After they took a quick shower, you're both in bed. You tried to scoot closer to them, but they just turned the other way.
>>565875209do I have the option to start crying and whimpering
>>565875209Rudy and Carol after Dess went missing
>>565875310Yes, but they will pretend to not hear it.
SPAMT
>>565875167Have you ever tried kicking an overstuffed beanbag
>>565875517who the fuck did yo hair
I had sex with Fave 43 billion times
>>565875597Those are her hair vents, ok? She needs them in order to survive, don't be an ass that's like making fun of people who have to carry a CPAP machine around
crippins thighfucking fuzzy
tiny ahh faves
>>565875489Now I will have amazing dreams, goodnight
>>565875738flowey using his reset powers...
Fave pussy be yankin
>>565875778penis rug burn
>>565875792what would you do with a tiny fave? let it suckle on your nipples? torture it?
>>565875792keep them under cups at night so they don’t wander
>>565876307you forgot to poke holes...
>>565870402Bara body types are more popular with gay men than straight women
I'd hold up the heavens like Atlas for thirty days and thirty nights if it meant I could kiss this dreamgoat even once
>>565875998how can plastic skin get a rugburn?
cracked fails to realize no one wants him
>>565876595you know how bees melt hornets
>>565870402Moid here would bellyfuck both i love fat guts
>>565874870KISS THE SPAMTON
>>565875792Goddamn I know merch isn't canon but those blurbs are some primo schizo theory fuel. The phrasing makes it sound like Susie and Ralsei might be able to use other weapons later. Maybe they'll be able to equip swords like Noelle can?
>>565876634hes so ugly i love him
>>565876998>the twisted sword will be usable by anyone once actually implemented and gives the trance down lets them go on their own solo mission
he was following his mom around and caught a butterfly. i love you shion
>>565876998Yea the specific use of "that can" while kris has just wields makes it very very interesting, along with kris's entire blurb here
>>565877227Ralsei's box making the yoshi joke again is interesting considering Asriel's confession
>>565877227>noelle referred to as the girl and not the white cloakhm
ralsei is the yoshi asriel confessed to killing new game theory
>confessed again>dee six showed up AGAIN>she rejected both AGAINkatana on suicide watch
>>565877227>fire/ice element autism>HERO_SWORD is repeatedly called "you">"Velveteen" is another Ralsei = stuffed animal joke, probably a Velveteen Rabbit reference too>phrasing on HERO_SCARF's box is the odd one out compared to the other two in a few different ways>Homestuck reference on HERO_SWORD's boxJesus, there's so much here
If the Tomodachi Pippins OC island and Asgore AU selfsest island went to war which are you betting would conquer the other
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSQZxUQHdsImagine a schizoboss like this
>>565879050fmv foam toby will be this
>>565877905The autism rizz isn't working... What is happening?
>>565878196>Asgore AU selfsest islandwhat the fuck is that
>>565879593Asgoretopia is the ideal society
>>565879593imagine a ouroborosal conga line of every dimensions asgore, but naked
>>565877227Tenna also specifically gets cut off from acknowledging AXE as one of the heroes because he got distracted by the Sword RouteQuite interesting
>>565877227Is Deltarune the only video game that took so long to come out they have to do plot reveals in merch instead of in-game
I can tell Mr. Sunshine and Aberrant were meant to directly mock the fanbase but it's so vague that I can't tell exactly what it was going for
>>565881010Probably not
>>565881010I think Poppy Playtime tried to sell lore in NFTs when the game was just a demo
>>565882083If you kill them it directly says "Did you learn nothing over 10 years"
>>565872689I doubt anyone follows that rule and I dont think anyones died from it so who cares. make faves
>doeposters at the meet-up be like
Wait, do we know if the blurry SOUL in the goner maker is the same SOUL we play as in the rest of the game?After we get sent into Kris, it only ever shows up in game over screens, when the pixel SOUL has already broken and shattered
>>565882785>pacfistfagging in 2026
>>565883373There was also sans in the stream saying he doesnt think its good to enjoy fighting, when Undyne is literally A Character that Exists
>>565881010they're not plot reveals, it's more like foreshadowing. and even then the events foreshadowed in the box are already pretty blatantly foreshadowed in the game itself. you get hints from both the game and merch about the same things, if you've been paying attention. the merch so far has even gone out of its way to dodge spoily stuff just for the sake of Not doing a plot reveal through merch. notice how there's not a single Shadow Mantle piece of merch yet? that's because it's vague as hell and they wanna keep it this way for now>>565882083mr. sunshine is making fun of fans that push their headcanons over both the information presented in the game itself and the headcanons of others because they think their ideas are better than everyone else's. fans that instead of coming up with ideas that they like and sharing them with others, will demonize you for daring to have a different view about something that's kinda vague in-game. example:>uty fans that say it's practically canon because toby didn't say it wasn't canon, or who get mad at you for depicting the yellow soul human as anyone other than cloveraberrant is making fun of fans that look to be "tobycore" in everything they do and believe they know exactly what toby "really" means, who will constantly fight you for having a headcanon or theory about something that isn't stated directly in the game or by word of toby. fans that instead of doing their own thing and letting people enjoy the game, will demonize you for daring to step out of line over what they believe toby wants. example:>fans who claim any fanfic or fangame that doesn't mold 100% with established canon or outside material is bad just because it can't fit in the canon, or who constantly backseat streamers and other players to see all of the content or play the "correct" route because that's how undertale "should" be played
>>565883636that's not what he says, he says he doesn't enjoy fighting and it's not his thing, and while he understands you're just looking to see him fight for charity, and he knows people are donating for a good cause, he himself doesn't see it as right to try and actually go all out and reach his limit because it's not something he enjoys doing or that he finds fun. it's a joke about it being pretty out of character for him to go all genocides on you for no reason other than it being a charity stream
>>565882785Holy shit how do you STILL not understand Undertale?
what would happen if all the Asgores on Asgoreisland were straight and the only female was Fell Toriel? does the game even let you do that?
i got tomodachi but i haven't put a single mii into it aside from papyrus so my game is just papyrus going nuts from isolation on a random fucking island and i don't feel like doing what the game tells me and getting another mii
>>565870573Tenna is liked because he's desperately trying to win back the love and attention of his child/master, Kris. If instead of chasing Toriel he spent half that effort trying to awkwardly bond with Kris, fatherless foids would get wet over Asgore.
>>565883636Why is Toby fox making rpgs
we like twink Chara here (ignore the oc)
>>565885319we do indeed. very based
>>565883751what about the mexican fans that want to use twitter to vodoo toby for an official translation.
>>565886187most of them are aberrants, actually>claim toby said his vision would be compromised if turned mexican, a complete bastardization of his original statement, then demonizes others who disagree with this interpretation of the text
Reminder:Susie Gaster is based on one anons fever dream.It is not a legitimate theory.
>>565886796Deltarune is based on a fever dream ergo fever dreams are the closest to canon a theory can get
>>565886904back after chapter 2 released (a few weeks at most), i had a dream that chapter 3 had a segment where you were very pixelated (like nes or dos graphics) and there was a deep blue color to everything. this was before the sweepstakes, but the image from my dream looked very similar to noelle's screenshot of the ice palace in her blog, just black where there was whitethere was also a giant dog guy who guarded me from playing this game, which is roughly translatable to ramb giving you access to the mantlegame, but not really
>>565886904No dream in /utg/ has ever actually predicted anything in future chapters.
Toby just told me that Carol is attracted to Susie because she's able to project her repressed lust for Dess towards Susie and that's why she was so standoffish during their interaction.
>>565887410noelle...pretend i posted that comic of carol making dess kiss her in noelle's imagination
What did he see?
>>565886796Gaster just gives off evil dad vibes I think he's more likely to be the knight or Ralsei's dad though, considering Toby's media tastes
>>565888728gaster will be king of the darkralsei's title as prince makes no sense otherwise
there's not enough mr sunshine porn get on it chop chop
>>565891012as the sexmeister of /utg/ I can help anon.Parking a tractor in your barn is not gay if you do it to yourself.
good morning utg, how are you today?>>565888262goat
so did we ever figure out what do spamton's voicelines mean? (not what the words themselves mean, but what they imply
>>565891958i usually sleep with a stuffed animal for comfort but i had to wash it and let it dry a while because it's winter, and so it has been drying for the last three days, on the meantime i've had the primal urge of impregnating someone for the last three days too
>>565892085>on the meantime i've had the primal urge of impregnating someone for the last three days toodo not the thread celebrity
>>565891982isn't it just spam email stuff?
>>565891958Goat morning!I'm doing well. Had breakfast a while ago. How are you?
>>565892363>I'm doing wellglad to hear!i am having some coffee and some flavored water too (or whatever its called), i will probably have my lunch be the first meal of the day.
>>565891982Which ones
>>565891982No, what? What do you mean "not what the words themselves mean"? What are you talking about?? How can you know what something is implying if you don't know what is being said??Besides, we already know what he's saying, it's just a lot of people keep fighting over the exact way he's saying it and to who it's directed to. He's calling out for help because something's coming for him, then he warns whoever he's talking to that whoever's coming for him "pulls the strings and makes them ring" until the person's heart breaks.>FINGERS COMING THROUGH THE ENDS OF THE PHONE / THINK IT'S COMING FOR ME ANSWER THE PHONE>A HAND THAT WAITS UNTIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE / I CAN'T EXPLAIN UNTIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE>IT PULLS THE STRINGS AND MAKES THEM RING>UNTIL YOUR HEART STARTS TO BREAK UP / UNTIL YOUR HEART GETS RIPPED UP
He who cannot help himself cannot be helped.
>>565879593A land for little Asgores to roam free and be happy
>>565893038can't help but notice inverted fate asgore isn't here, so YOU FAILED
>>565893038I'm not sure if I want to know what happens if a lone skeleton arrives on that island
Fave managed to actually finish their playthrough of bowsers inside story instead of abandoning it midway for no reasonFave remembered the final boss being way harder though and (effectively) two turned it this time
>>565894049I've also got quite a few games in my pile of shame. I hope I one day get back to them and finish them.
>>565893565is inverted fate like underfell?both have the best music imo, but that's just me recalling titles of youtube music vids
>>565894374this is the best that moid drawfags have to offer? for shame
fave is some king of numbers>i rember you're... DIGITS
>"hey lets have one of the spelling bee words be the name of the mayor's dayghter who went missing lol, she definitely wont notice its not like her daughter is a finalist"Which one of the teachers were trolling with this one? Was this Gerson or Toriel?
>>565893565Seems like he's just Asgore with robes on, but that's basically Underswap too and I made that work alright so I'll see what I can do
>>565894492spelling bee words aren't chosen by the town they're chosen by the state
>>565894374inverted fate is like underswap except with good writingtop 3 aus for me
>>565894574I dont believe the monsters have states.
it doesn't make sense for the underground to have stateswhy should Snowdin, with a population of like 20-30 people, get the same number of senators as New Home, a city of thousands?
>>565894429I'm a talented writer not a talented artist.
>>565885319We like big booba off-model Chara here
>>565894946I still dont get why they'd ever want to leave the comfy water caves for super shitty frozen woods. I get that some of them were fluffy and kept warm that way but there are still monsters there with coats. Just live in the mouth of the cave so the snow doesnt fuck you over as bad, at least.
>>565895145Chara's boyboobas....
>>565895017>>565894374Make more, it's unironically funny
>>565895235(Female)
>>565895153housing prices probablywhen mettaton becomes king he even lists overcrowding as a top concern of the people
>>565895373don't encourage it
>>565895541A feminine male (nonbinary edition)...
>>565895373any setting in mind?
why is there more futa chara than male charayou guys need better taste
>>565895897Tasque, Doomer, Kraut and Numbers open a zoo
this place has brainrotted me because this email just activated neurons when i saw it
>>565895627(Biologically female)
>>565896128bro you can just see that by observing /utg/
>>565896435You 4 doing a contest who can get to the moon efficiently?
I've seen slightly more obvious samefagging before but this sure is close
>>565896864Kraut wins, literla engineerI get secondDoomer DNF's as he rages and trashes his nonfunctional buildNumbers DNFs as he attached 50 rats to a sledge and urges them to fly at the full moon because it's cheeseso basicallyGigachad, chad, chudtard and wholesome retard. no wait this could be good. ima consider
>>565897026>for millenia so either light and dark were balanced at some point in history or the world of deltarune wasn't create with the big bang but by god
>>565897291>>565897026this means we may have ancient darkworlds or darkners of objects like harvested jew teeth
>>565897291I meant unbalanced btw
>>565860874i was busy and missed the poll
stop being gay
>>565897443>what the soviets saw when they entered berlin
8 more hours for the amerimutts to come back and save the general
amerimutt hereama
>>565899397>save
>>565899397im here
isn't literally every single threadshitter euro
>>565900282no
All the threadshitters are actually from Laos
Fave listens to Pizza Hotline
>>565900282Doomer is American.
isn't literally every single threadshitter japanese?
isn't toby literally japanese?
we are all gonna make it
>>565902108You will NEVER be Japanese Toby.
fun fact, there's a term in the japanese fanbase for really annoying undertale fans, they call them アンテ信者 (literally 'UT bliever').i find the japanese UTDR fanbase fascinating for how self-contained they are, honestly
>>565902613well, i think 信者 is just a general term for really annoying fan, but i still think it's funny
>>565902613They will be btfo when Deltarune really is just Undertale 2
>>5658989513 steps ahead...
>>565902669I wanna kiss Krisssssssssssssssss
A cat is fine too
I still can’t find a way to make berdly and noelle’s friendship convincing in my deltaswap.
>>565903352you're probably overthinking it
>>565903352I will say only that you must look to Charlie Brown and say no more on the matter.
>>565903352what's the swap
>>565902959according to the pixiv dictionary, there are certin undertale fans who are SUCH die-hard undertale fans that they deny deltarune altogether.i personally recommend checking out the pixiv dictionary article on アンテ信者, it's a fun read, and a reminder that the japanese can be just as big of dickheads about these games as us
>>565903732Wow the nipponese truly are based af
>>565903717Noelle swaps with Kris and Susie swaps with Berdly.
fave is about to start voicechatting with their boyfriend soon
>>565904369Is fave part of the homosexual underground?
