Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9293 - Monkey Butt Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #2 - 03 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 22 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 05 August 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>565821617
Shadow using any slang or metaphors feels weird
How often do you touch your penis while thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>565861020continuation
>>565861384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZEIdU5YXDk
Honey the Cat improved the franchise!Blaze the Cat improved the franchise!
>>565861550
>>565861360Erryday
>>565861726
>>565861825Surge's POV
>>565861914
>>565861360Never, but daily for Amy.
>>565862093what an insane whiplash to go from the end of Heroes to this first level where he just starts wiping out humans during an alien invasion
>>565862108
>>565862182HUEG blobian hands
>>565862386Perfect for handling human genitalia
>>565862312
>>565861992Taken from a Spider-Man cartoon
post female blobian butts
>>565862467easy for you to say...
Schizover
>>565862681This line gets misinterpretated a lot.
>>565862530
>>565862684no
>>565861992This has always been a spider man reference
Tails! :D :D :D
>>565862684
>>565862809
>>565862108>>565862312>>565862530>>565862809https://youtu.be/rYHKtPE9edU?si=qKUpXLB71PBerBB2
>>565863152cum jar
>>565863115end
>>565862771>Ough... Blaze! Your teeth are going to make m-
>>565862796in fairness this was a combination of english words never put in this exact order until this game
>>565862467
>>565863471>Shadow's shitty human friends
>>565863305you should have killed yourself instead of posting this westie garbage
>>565863757nah
Strap in folks, it's gonna get fuckier
>>565864038>humans in IDW soonCool
>>565864038this is a nothingburger, they say knowingsmile at everyting
>>565863373god sauce pls
>>565863952Slinger my beloved>>565864151https://x.com/BUTOBU/status/1919944220917588235
:)
>>565864038>Mobians
>>565863828>What a pathetic sight.based..so... fvcking... zased..
>>565864278thanks bro, i fuck with big heavy
>>565864038>>565864107> Humans in IDW> Humans created by IDW staffIf you thought Lunar/Soleil was bad...
>>565863410No! He’s pure! He likes to draw whatever she wants as they talk through the night!
IDW will fuck up humans like they fuck up everything.
>>565864458no problem at all, fellow big man enjoyer
Stop fucking posting video games. This is a thread for cooming to noncanon shitty garbage characters and bitching about namefags for existing.
>>565864547The design and concept are good, story could have worked but it's messy and confusing
>gooning to Big the CatYeah you guys are going on the naughty list this year.
>>565864659I only coom to canon characters, specifically Amy, Cream, Blaze's flat chest, and sometimes Sticks.
>HUMAN idw ocsoh god they're going to represent EVERYTHING
>>565864708the one meme picture converted me
>>565864708i've been naughty for many years then
>>565864038>MobiansFreedom Fighters confirmed
>>565864848You just know they're making more black lesbian girlfriends.
>>565864848oh fuck no...
Silvaze fans just want Shadria again.
>>565864874Big is hot and I will not apologize
>Evil white human ocs
>>565864791Is this the only game where Vector has black lines around his eyes like Espio?
>>565865067Silvaze fans just want Shadria but boring.
>I'll probably be on this floating island forever>I'll probably be on this floating island forever>I'll probably be on this floating island forever>I'll probably be on this floating island forever>I'll probably be on this floating island forever
IDW staff creating human OCs is when Sonic Team really needs to step in put their foot down when pitched about making alphabet human OCs
As long as there's no dog fucker inbred crackers I'm fine with whatever.
>>565865074Eggman's been there since the beginning. They're just following Japan's example.
>>565865138Shadria is already boring. Every relationship in this series is boring.
>i want humans so that idw is accurate to the games i like>idw will use humans for twitter brownie points like showing two men holding hands
>>565865365Not Sonamy.>But the 2010sNot Sonamy.
>>565865365>Shadria is already boring.Cringe.
>WAAAAHHH IDW SHOULD ADD HUMANS>IDW: okay>WAAHHH THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT WRONGYou niggas need to change your diapers
>>565865408Based.
>>565865471>bestiality
>>565865408>Two men holding handsHuman man And Blobain male holding hands*
>>565865469This anon gets it
The humans featured will be Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
>>565865774Having sex with each other.
>>565861596I didn’t know there was a town in Virginia called Bristol. Virginia is such a cool state.https://youtu.be/_6_hXjOBAMI?si=PgYYKNrjMh3aTUOX
>>565865639(You)
>>565865526I never asked them to add humans, though. I'm not stupid.
Why Mania sucks so much
Does anyone here have the Sonic the Hedgehog 3D butt mousepad?
>>565865895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojZTO29Wmk
>>565865927Mania is fine, just needed more original zones, but Sega was against that because Green hill propaganda.
>>565866134Green Hill should be the only Sonic level
>>565866193If you love green hill so much then why don't you marry it?
>>565866261If only...
I left your borgar at McDonald, Sadow
>hang out with Amy at a bar>both get drunk and have fun>laughing our asses off>having a good time>make a few sexual innuendos>to be fair, she started it>feel her hand rub against your nethers>it's already hot in here>maybe it's the alcohol>you don't remember how you both found yourselves inside the single bathroom in the back>but you did>before you knew it, you bent Amy over the nearby sink, lifted her skirt, pulled her panties aside, and started pounding into her from behind>it took all her strength not to scream in a flurry of euphoric bliss>you swore you nearly ripped the sink off the wall with how hard you were fucking this sexy fucking girl>fuck fuck FUCK>you couldn't think>all you could do was rail her>harder, when she begged for it>faster, when she asked for it>cum for her, when she needed it>you bury your entire length into her pussy and unleash a deluge of cum into her waiting womb>of course, you don't remember much of that>but you did remember waking up in her bed the next morning>she's in her favorite PJs>her cum-stained skirt lies on the floor>and you're both confused as fuck>and somehow still horny>and you definitely remember pulling down her pants and having another go>to be fair, she started it
>>565866396Why you talking like that?
>>565866134>westshit is fine
Please help the AI tagger keeps thinking Sonia is Amy...
https://youtu.be/7snTrD91hHo?si=TPTyyUgc-zW7l-BW
>>565866531Would you rather play Superstars? Because I wouldn't.
Dogfucking hours
>>565866531>muh brand divisionKill yourself.
>>565866710>>565866632Japanese franchise
Thunder, Rain, and Lightning
>>565866531>Is product good>Yes?>Then it goodNot like they added Archie characters or IDW, it's very tame compared to whatever is going on now.Westshit is only bad if it tries to be as westshit as possible.
Elias taking Von Lycaon's knot
>>565866784Yeah, and the Japanese people making the games haven't made a good 2D one since what, Colors DS?
I think we can fix Tails and Amy's dynamic by making Amy try to be friendlier with Tails and then he gets a crush on her and then she realizes that he has a crush on her so she tries to gently turn him down but he becomes so humiliated that she realized it that he cries and they can never be comfortable around each other ever again
Sonic the Stronghog
>>565866949Westshit is inherently badAmerica and Europe should be nuked
>>565866454Anon, please, it's too late tonight for me to masturbate to Amy -again-. Also is she actually in pajamas and is the full pic lewd and can you post it either way because I like pajamas
>>565864038>mobians
>>565867016Tails doesn't want your bitch, Sonic.
Lycaon mentioned
>>565867246So you like my idea
>>565867128Are you trying to go for a 3-peat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Uq09b5c_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JADkIB_Zw
>>565867016I have a better idea>Amy tries to be friendlier with Tails and then he gets a crush on her and then she realizes that he has a crush on her so she tries to gently get progressively intimate and lewder while he is embarrassed until they start having sex and they both become so addicted to it that the Sonic series just becomes porn of them
>>565867169https://files.catbox.moe/uhc8vb.png
>>565867318Wow I really hate this.
>>565867296Lycaon fucks so good...
>>565867445Perfect, thank you.
>>565866883>Thunder, Rain, and Lightning
>>565867371The world would be better if Japan ruled it.
>>565867415>Make Amy a groomer>>565867016>Tails abuseI'm sick of you freaks, why can't they just have a normal dynamic, just sex and rape with you subhumans, why? Because your mom never hugged you?
>>565867592Their track record says otherwise.
>>565867728>girl meets world
If Nintendo was cool they'd have Donkey kong in Crossworlds.
https://youtu.be/4P9zqHPo9ZA?si=ynonp-sEXWDpslzK
>>565867497he's here to serve
>>565867575I'm sorry what does Thrash do that has anything to do with thunder rain or lightning?
>>565867728>groomerNo, not like that, Tails is fully in on it, he's just shy
>>565868005>K****Disgusting.
>>565867728You're the one who brought up sex, my idea is just about awkwardness.
>>565868057You have to die.
>>565868018sonic screech (thunder)>>565868112agree to disagree
>>565867592It just did with the yen at zero interest rate. Turns out you have to spend money to make money though. The yen is worthless now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miHkAoSuNTI
>>565867979*rapes him*
Better idea, Tails just kills Amy
>>565868182Why? Anyway, I don't plan on doing that ever, so you might be disappointed
>>565868018Thunder is the sound and Thrash has a sonic scream. Then Surge is the lightning and Kit the rain.
>>565868018>>565868194Thrash magazine.
>>565868318Sorry to disappoint you, but you're definitely going to die.
>>565868217>Zero interest-rate policy (ZIRP) is a macroeconomic concept describing conditions with a very low nominal interest rate, such as those in contemporary Japan and in the United States from December 2008 through December 2015 and again from March 2020 until March 2022 amid the COVID-19 pandemichaha yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuQZihne4E0
>>565868516I'll do my best so that I'll be immortal through my impact and legacy if nothing else
>>565868194Thrash and Kit are the only characters with those spiked cheek tufts
i like whisper's appearance
Sonurj
>>565868980Why is this ship so satisfying?
https://youtu.be/d29UAg8YXh4?si=IPeuXUiRoMhi-hrw
>>565868898You like rape
Fixing Amy.Revert her to who she was before.Don't run the gag into the floor so quickly or constantly.She still runs after Sonic but we also show her having more dynamics with the other cast as normally it isn't just Amy and Sonic in the game.Make her a full on sonic nerd, she is his 1# Fan Girl she needs to be a dork for Sonic and make look very cute doing it.Make sure she is full of joy whimsy.Optional: Let her unlock Super Amy and she's blue thanks to pure Sonictism overriding the gold colorMake her gameplay focus on acrobatics like sa1 but a little faster for a better flow state, I don't mind her being slower but Sonic team tend to make characters feel like shit when they aren't going fast, like 06 Silver in hub worlds, like what was the fucking point, nothing you can do to speed it up and your base movement isn't satisfying. SA1 has satisfying movement options but the levels don't feel like they make full use of them and it gets way to stop and go with puzzles.Nice attempt but needed to be more fleshed out.Also most importantly, Amy should have a button that makes her wave and the player when she is playable, I think every game with Amy in it has have her be cute and happy and make me smile.Every game should have more Amy in it.People who see Amy and don't smile should be considered second class citizens for being joyless hate filled creatures undeserving of the light.Amy.
>Fixing Amy*hides post*
>>565869316>He doesn't want Amy to have a piko piko gunCoward...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQWaSe9H5ts
>>565869386I was right to do so, it seems. This general continues to fail at having good ideas.
>>565869407sideboob amy is the best amy
^-^
>>565869504You must have hated the part about making her boobs bigger too.Queer.
>>565867728That's a rather odd thing to say unprompted, anon.
>>565863952
>>565869617This series just isn't for you anymore.
>>565869039Because it implies a ton of character development.
>>565869709So you hate guns, and boobs. Anti American poster...You didn't even like the part where Amy becomes God and rips through fiction to enter reality to spawn a billion Amy clones to infest the earth...I think you just kino.
>>565869709*kills you then eats your body*
FIXING amy for REAL!Make her a futa!
sooo...is Blossomfag just straight up gone now? I haven't heard a singular fucking peep from them these past few threads
>>565869236I'd be fine with her gameplay just being the same as Frontiers but with the animations changed to take a little more from SA1 and replace some of the card stuff with more hammer. Like she doesn't need the cards spinning around her when she already did that with her hammer, even in the air. But I like her Frontiers move set a lot and I think most people would probably be happier with something like it than going too far backwards.Otherwise I agree with everything you say.
>>565870230i've seen them on /co/
>>565869819pretty kitty
https://youtu.be/bTezm_4Qydg?si=ALa9wKG9N688cJ9z
>>565870230seems like it, shame, they were one of the few anons who frequented these threads I could actually stand, at least they didn't complain about stupid shit and stuck to just posting Blossom
Camp Troonwood wished it had writing this good
>>565870201Canon
>>565870230Yes. I trapped and betrayed him into my basement and I am currently forcing him to take my whole cock all 40 inches of pure RAPE dick, until he become pregnant with my bastard child who will be the anti-/sthg/ and lead this mansion to a new state of misery and horror for the next thousand years and no amount of prayer will free you as you will all be trapped here as this is our new hell.
>>565865790Why was Eggman even trying to dupe Shadow into thinking he was an android in the first place? Even if he fell for it he still wouldn't have worked for Eggman and would probably just end up teaming up with Omega
>>565870230why do you care, we know that he was only here to avatarfag and being annoying on purpose
>>565870230I've seen em around on /co/, they aren't FULLY gone, they don't really even mention us so it seems they really just stayed here to chat to a few specific anons they liked, either that or it was because they like Sonic
>>565870509He knew he would die, so he at least wanted troll him one last time.
Yoko Taro should write a Sonic game.
>>565870230It fucking baffles me that people actually liked that faggot
>>565870582am I not allowed to ask fucking questions anon, I was curious because we've never gone this long without seeing them pop in at least once
>>565869974>>565870079
>I'm Sonic! Soni- *anon unzips*>WOAH HEY WTF, WHY IS IT SO BIG!!*anon plaps sonic while squishing his fat chest meat*
>>565870230I think the return of the Klunk scared him off.
>>565870824It's literally just him samefagging to talk about himself.
>>565870938I believe it
>>565870938I wish to give this bat gems and rub her big ol ears.
>>565871029Yup. Caught again. Back to /co/ you go.
>>565871029BLOSSOMFAG WAIT COME BACK HOW DO WE OUTPIZZA THE HUT
>>565869236>>565870253I wanna see Amy written like Ran Kotobuki and Miyuu Yamazaki from Supergals.
>>565866454>Nobody's going to reply to sovl This thread won't make it to 10,000
>Just so happens to post the IMMEDIATE SECOND he's criticized Fucking lol. Rougeanon was right
>>565870938this
>It's not me samefagging>Blossomfag said as they conveniently spawned in at this exact moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIctyKNP4tw>S: Kit, shall I give you a kiss? lol>K: You would never say that.>S: WHAT?
>>565871029You’re not blossomfag.
>>565871286>>565871350SHIT THEY'RE ONTO MY SMEAR CAMPAIGN
Friendly reminder Amy even though she isn't a super powered freak like Sonic or knuckles or as much, she'd still be much stronger than you, and could likely carry you with little effort.And top you
My fellow kitanon impersonated blossomfag to piss off the real blossomfag KEKhttps://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=wwNyni57ZZaaTKcg
>>565871508top how?
>>565871519>Falseflagging to make the samefagger reveal himself DEVILISH
>>565871508
>>565871605Throws you onto the bed and rides you while holding your legs in the air and jumping on it max velocity
>>565871519????????????????????????????????????????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>565871040That image is off-model. Her tail is supposed to be covered.
I am the keeper of the flame of old 4chan. Back when it was by losers, for losers. Motherfuckers.
>>565871753...wait, if you're Blossomfag, then who's >>565871029?
>>565871194It's just smut.
Boy
>>565871938>ZIPPP
Blossomfag is proof Gen Alpha will be lower IQ than Gen Z
>>565872310HUH! THE REAL BLOSSOMFAG!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByXPJPiPj0w
>>565872310A GODDAMN GORILLA???
>>565872008At least it's some original content other than another image dump or rant about how "UUUU SONIC ISN'T LIKE HE WAS 30 YEARS AGO"Either pick up a pencil or write something or fuck off
>>565867745jews have murdered more with their invention of Communism alone.
https://youtu.be/Np9N0XXL7UY?si=yBrKdZn2qYq-QfdY
most brainrotted thread this week
>>565872579Yeah, we need to go back to shitting on the SoA staff. This franchise sucks.
Even if you won Amy's heart she'd still buy every piece of Sonic merch possible and every gift she gave you would be sonic related.
Amy is a girl in love not a retarded aspie
>>565872894Amy is a Girl in love. And an aspie.
>>565872579At least Woefag killed himself
Amy is very autistic.
>>565864038Why are you okay with this? They are going to look ugly.Have you not seen how many IDW artists complain about drawing humans?
Evan Stanley cannot draw human women.
>>565873174Because it's one step closer to Human X Blobian propaganda.
>>565873269Too bad, she's going to draw a lot of them
>>565873321Do you have any idea how ugly they look?Even Evan acknowlges her humans look bad.
>>565873382Why does she not fix it then?
>>565873382You're just mad you can't get off to them, aren't you?
>>565873172Amy is an anime Stacy.
>>565873498Yes why is that a problem
>>565873606Women are autistic
Tails
>>565873498I am sorry do we want ugly ladies in the games?
>>565873606And Sonamy is a Chad x Stacy ship
Evan has not done art for the comic in a while. There is no way SEGA is going to approve her garbage art.
>>565873737God no
>>565873737No. His reasons for disliking Evan's ugly humans are dumb and spammy though. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/evan%20cannot%20human/order/asc/page/7/
>>565872759I'm a Sonic fan, is that supposed to bother me?
Sonic fans struggling to figure out how Prime and IDW are supposed to be canon, honestly you guys have it easy compared to Dragonball right now
>>565874080That is just not wanting ugly art in the games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7qUv7-kDII Ken Penders recent interview
>>565874529He is simply unpleasant to look at, dear lord.
>>565874484If you didn't want ugly art in official media, you wouldn't shill for Gigi.
>>565874606what are you talking about
Evan Stanley cannot draw human women
>>565874650Hello newfriend, welcome.
>>565874606no one shills for gigi
>>565867296>>565868005Fagposting is good but let's keep it Sonic okay
>>565874858Unfortunately untrue.
>>565875145:(
>>565874284Caring about Dragonball canon gotta be the biggest waste of timewho cares nigga
>>565875220>yen yenless zero
>>565875391We love Zenless here.
>>565875464I know nothing about it but the pink labubu is cute.
>>565861059Lemur Culo
>>565875654Zhao's fun, and she has one of the better character EPs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU5Bt8MLPjk
>>565875654>>565875802Can I fuck it?
>>565875220Now this is something I can rape
Someone said that if Ian Flynn got fired, he would be replaced with someone worst. Who would it be?
forced cloying shlock franchise
Pick up Shadow
>>565875950Ken penders
Why did Sega think hyperrealistic Eggman was a necessary design choice when designing Sonic 06?
>>565875910Probably not, but you can make a plushie with a onahole in it. Or whatever you guys do.>>565875929Lycaon is for tender love.
>>565876156He said worse
Finished Sonic 2, good game
>>565876178
>>565876262Penders is dogshit don't let ian hate blind you
>>565876178Same reason they wanted Frontiers to be "realistic graphics" to attract a "mature" audience. They're rubes.
>>565876350>a talking 3 foot blue hedgehog is a-ok but a single stylized human is TOO FAR
>>565876448Gross misrepresentation of what he said.
I think I need to replay CD to see how well it holds up in comparison. Last time I did I didn't like the game
>>565876585CD is assEverything about it is perfect except for the actual gameplayJust watch a playthrough or some shit
Douge
>>565876585It's... fine. The best way to play it is to fuck the stupid good futures by going into the past and just get the time stones and forget about it since you get auto good futures at that point. It's still not as good as 2 or 3&K.
>>565876178They wanted a realistic looking game with realistic humans. Eggman is a human so they redesigned him to fit the art style >>565876651I remember having a lot of issues with the level design of that game. But I'd like to play it again before making a definitive opinion
>it's ok when Mario does it
>>565876178Every model in 06 was just them trying to see what they could do with HD designs. I kind of appreciate it for what it was. The models were all a little weird but there's something weirdly charming about them that didn't exist in the series before or since.
>>565877096Wait until you look at the development team behind this game
>>565877101I actually really like the Blobian proportions of 06 and would have loved to see more cleaned up versions of them.
>>565877115Look, I like spats, but you do NOT give them to Amy. She's a panchira girl, forever and ever.
>>565877136The same people who developed Unleashed?
>>56587710106 had the best art direction since Sonic 3.
>>565877096Yeah, Mario has charm.
>>565877101I don't really like these models. They're too lanky and they kinda look like puppets idk. Maybe it's the mocap
>>565877192Something about the models and motion capture came out really neat. It's a neat little time capsule of a game.
>>565876178Every game looked ugly in the early 360 era. Art direction didn't recover until like 08.
the Riders models are my favorite
>>565877096Works with the premise of Odyssey being a journey to new places including realistic city.With 06 they wanted to return to the franchise's roots with their autistic franchise structure that doesn't make any fucking sense and their two worlds crap.
>>565877228This is the perfect example of how this series fucks up your taste forever
>>565877398Mine are the SA2 ones, which apparently is an unpopular opinion
>>565877490better than Lost World
>>565877228No it didn't
I think the Unleashed models are the best looking
>>565877518I don't really think so. SA2 is a gorgeous game graphically. I've never seen complaints. Then again I don't use Twitter.
Even the worst Sonic game is better than the best game that isn't a Sonic game!
>>565877447>With 06 they wanted to return to the franchise's rootsWhat the hell were they smoking back then to do and think this?
>>565877574Yes it did.
>>565877662If you weren't really alive back then, everyone fell for the "next gen" meme. It was very silly.
>>565877101I like that they didn’t have ham-hands in 06 but that’s really it. They came off as people in costumes, it was strange.
>>565877662Apparently what Nakamura meant by that was that he thought Sonic's roots were being fast and cool. So he added the Mach speed sections in Sonic's levels and... Well I guess in his mind Sonic looks cool in that game but I don't think so. I think he spoke about those things in an interview but I don't remember the details
>>565877814It was a combo of the mocap, the more human proportions and the creepy expressionless faces. How anyone considers 06 anywhere close to peak is beyond me.
Well goodnight
>>565877983That's more like it.
I don’t see what the big deal is about 06’s model designs when you guys jack off to human women proportions of the female characters.
>>565878175
*picture of amy*
>>565878187The in-game models honestly look likr shit, P06 made them much better. Made me realise even the character could look good with a little work. Minus Eggman he's just fugly as hell.But 06 wasn't finished so maybe the in-game models would have gotten better.Personally I think story book series has some underrated models imagine those in a higher res.
>>565878187>you guys jack off to human women proportions of the female charactersthis isn't twitter
>>565878412cute!!
sleep
>>565878536That’s rich.
SAGE MIZUGI SEXOOOOOOOOO!
Amy
>>565879465sexo
>>565879754Uwuouge the Bat
>>565879465Sonic's beloved
>>565879754>blackThis has to be knuxouge, they always fuck up rouge's skintone and self-insert as "le buff guy and stacy"
Moods for this feel?
>>565880449Emzberry is a slut. Facts.
'ge
>>565880959
I HATE CUNTBOYI HATE CUNTBOYI HATE CUNTBOYI HATE POONERSI HATE TRANNIESSTOP PUTTING PUSSIES ON ALL MY FAVORITE SONIC BOYS. STOP MAKING GOOD ART OF IT WHEN THE CONCEPT IS SHIT.DRAW HIS COCK NOW. NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!
>>565881337Disgusting.
>>565881515Shoving human dick into his cock pocket
>>565881106Shadow is better looking and less of a jerk than knuckles. They should be swapped.
>>565881750While I agree in a general sense, whenever Knuckles and Shadow interact Shadow insults him for being useless and retarded for no reason
>>565882164>Shadow insults him for being useless and retarded for no reasonCould it be because knuckles is useless and retarded
>>565882253Yes but you're not supposed to actually say it to his face for no reason
>>565882490is that nicky or an oc, i wonder?
>>565881515If all the males have cock pockets, wouldn't they all be cuntboys? Even if they would be very shallow?
The major difference between Classic Sonic knockoffs of the past and the current crop of Sonic clones or "Sonic-likes" is that the former were Mascot Platformers while the later has actual Sonic-like gameplay.Classic Sonic knockoffs were one thing and one thing only: Attitude animal on boxart. The actual content of the game was irrelevant. Aero the Acrobat, Rocky Rodent, and the biggest Sonic knockoff of the era, Crash "the cuck" Bandicoot all fall into this. At best, they'd have some kind of running gimmick or, in Bubsy's case, poorly implemented slope physics but none of them were Sonic where it matters: In the gameplay.In contrast, the modern Sonic clone tends to branch off from some facet of Sonic gameplay. Freedom Planet and Spark leaning more into (imperfect) Classic/Adventure era physics. Advent Neon is based on Advance 2/Rush type level design and flow. Windweaver is its own take on the 3d boost formula. The Sonic DNA is actually in these games and NOT just the box art.Sorry for the effort post but this just kinda hit me during my research...Also, anyone else think Turbo the Tortoise looks like he's farting out of his armpit?
>>565882726NoIt's probably not that deep either
>>565882623looks like a sonadow fankid
And my favorite sonic knock-off:Nigger The Faggot.
Tugging shadows silly putty until he grows to 4 inches(max)Teasing his stiff rod up to the point it pulses painfullyCollecting precum for hours while denying him orgasm
>>565882919*pushes up glasses* to me, the light blue color seems to imply sonilver
>>565882253Does Shadow actually know anything about Knuckles?
Did Dragochad deliever something already?
*SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY*
shadamy!
>>565882764Thoughts on Socket / Time Dominator 1st?
>>565883405He knows about as much as everyone else knows: that he's useless and retarded. All anyone needs to know really
>>565883014Sissydow
They should introduce a character who infantilizes whisper and treats her like a cute uwu baby while she gets frustrated and offended
>>565883745Thanks to IDW's writing, they already do that
>I am all of me.>wait... that's not my line
>>565883560Haven't played it yet but it does look like a legitimate attempt to imitate Sonic gameplay.
>>565881750Double wrong
>>565883862Your line should be>"Auuu aaaaa uuuuuu aaaaaah. help us, sonic. waaaaa aaaa uuuuuuu gh
>>565880335It's left vague in this comic but kore is a big douger.
>>565883962And your line is:>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565884129Cowards RUN
>>565884110
>>565884206Fair point.
>>565884110>>565884256Kiss already
>Whisper be like
>>565884402Would Shadow still love Maria if she were a l*zard?
Shadilla.
>>565884608>WHO ATE ALL THE PIES>WHO ATE ALL THE PIES>YOU FAT WAIFU, YOU FAT WAIFU>YOU ATE ALL THE PIES
>>565883417Didn't he take a couple of days the last time he did this?
>>565884608That's actually amazing. I love fun details like that.
>>565883238I almost never get horny from sthg posts but this did it
https://files.catbox.moe/io9jr8.png
>>565880959Even IDW fans hated this moment and felt like Sonic was the bad guy for tormenting an abuse victim that’s WAY below him in power.
>>565885360Is there a single thing that you haters ever agree to enjoy?
Sonurge is so fucking hot
>>565885697Yes
>>565885559we all like it when whisper has big boobs and goes uuuuuuuu
>>565885360Twitter believe women shouldn't be hit for any reason because of the public school system
new lore
>>565885913Wouldn't Surge's defeat be even more humiliating if Sonic never once hit back?
Amy is more of a character than Rouge and Blaze.
>>565885323i was expecting my silver nursing handjob request. disappointed!
>>565886197It would but the girl is enough of a joke as it is
>>565886235Bigger too.
>>565885559anon, what the fuck are you talking about/sthg/ loved Sonic beating the fuck out of Surge in Imposter Syndrome, the only part that really rubbed them the wrong way was redeemnic
>>565886354Sonic wasn't present in Imposter Syndrome
>>565886062Man i do love knowing every single trivia of my shitty fictional characters who don't do anything aside from farming aura.
>>565886284hmmm
>>565886062MORE PROOF THAT WESTNIC IS OOC AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE GLORIOUS JAPANESE CANON AND THEY HATE SONIC!!!!!
>>565886062Isn't Shadow left-handed?
You may think this franchise has edge, but it's more like sipping tea in a doll house.
you may think whisper the wolf has big boobs, but they're more like huge boobs
That's ridiculous Knuckles Sonic and Silver are needed to beat King ShadowShouldn't Shadow be nerfed a little?
>>565887027boobies
>>565886884The only one who thinks Sonic has edge are Sonic fans who don't actually consume other media
Amy Rose is much bustier and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>565886463dirty fucking nitpicker FINE>/sthg/ loved Sonic beating the fuck out of Surge, the only part that really rubbed them the wrong way was redeemnicyou don't get to have standards, you're a sonicfag
Can you tell from the look in our eyes?We're going nowhere.We live our lives like we're ready to die.We're going nowhere.
>>565887157That is off model. She was never meant to look like that. She's 12.
>>565887261Imada Rouge...
>>565887027I guess the gloves/boots thing extends to JP artists too.She looks so weird wearing those in that.
>>565887261As if i need a guide to say "CHING CHONG PING PONG GODZILLA"
>>565887261Watashi wa nihonjin janaidesu.
>>565887231>official material is off-model
>>565887647This is not what her in-game 3D model looked like
does someone even remember what happened last month in BoC
>>565886551
>>565887751Does anyone actually care about BoC or do they just like using it to ahit on IDW?
>>565887925BOC is to IDW what IDW is to Archie. Something that exists for purists to mock the previous comic for being too different from the games
I am going to rape Shadow with love and call him a good boy when he stops resisting and then force him to cum in my pussy. Then I will kiss his forehead and cuddle him with his face pressed into my tits until he recovers. This is the only way to tame Shadow.
>>565887995and like idw, it has a hot brown girl
>>565887995The games haven't been good in like 20 years. Why should anything be like the games
Say nigger, sonic would say it.
>>565887228
>>565888215Sonic would say it with a soft a not a hard r
>>565884110Well at least she's depicting rouge ic
Official material can also be OOC.X's adaptation of the SA2 scene where Sonic gets captured after Shadow warps away goes from Sonic sarcastically going "great" while he's completely surrounded to Sonic performing the insane mental gymnastics required to come to the conclusion that Shadow will be where GUN want to take him
>>565888296No, sonic would say it with a double R
>>565888215Eggman Nigger
>>565888414nirreg
>>565888589yes
I won't live long enough to see another splinter cell game and that pisses me off.
>>565888797i wish someone would make ANY espionage games
>>565888797I'm sure some indie dev is making one with an anime girl in it like everyone likes to fucking do for some reason now
>>565888376X was kino.
>>565888920For real, but everyone is so mindfucked from fast pacing gameplays even SC was fucked since conviction.I wonder if an espio gameplay could do something like this in sonic.
>>565889036>making one with an anime girlAnd i know it's going to come out as CANCER.
>>565889076No. Not it wasn't. Sonic has made your taste trash.
>>565889401Nah.
The Knuckles show is good. Sonic Unleashed is bad
>>565889854Sonic Unleashed IS bad, but nearly everything that same after was worse.
>>565889854Shadow's game was fun
>>565886062She also added
>>565889090This would never happen, Cheese would be a Chaos Chao by now.
>>565890359SoJ HATES the Left
>>565890359>self-inserting as Starline
>>565890359how much control does SOJ have over this comment if they can flex things as minimal as dominate hands? wait a minute, sonic is using cross blast in the godzilla comic outside of starfall islands and SOJ are the ones okaying what sonic can and can't do in these crossovers such as him and flash being able to run on each other's feet and super sonic being able to take on darksied, a bit a weakened version of him. so does that mean energy blasts are a canon sonic ability of his now? that's kinda crazy, Shadow, Silver and Blaze are looking less impressive if sonic can fight them and counter their chaos spears, psychic wave and fireballs with an energy blast of his own. It's making Knuckles look a little less impressive because all he has is the strength he showed in the frontiers short destroying a cliffside, yet he couldn't take on an asura?
It's almost like consistency was never really a big priority and Sonic Team just kinda does whatever.
>>565890912Nooooo....you can't say that
but what I can say isNIGGER
It's too early to be gay
Blaze should be left-handed.
>>565890359>>565890738Many shits on me when i say everything bad that happens to sonic is SoJ fault.Turns out (once again) that your blue rat becoming a tranny scar tea drinker is still SoJ fault, including trivia shit like hand dominance.Oh, would you look at THAT!Japan kills sonic and allows westerners to kill sonic even more!
oh, so Dragochad drew my request >>565859310thnk youalso, does he have any sfw archive? i know he has an nsfw one
>>565891197Iizuka lives in California so he probably thinks Americans are all gay as fuck
>>565891215also, I should have asked to draw Drago as a real wolf, it would be more funny
>>565891253Fagzuka.
>>565891197>iizuka mandated all the shit archie and satam did to deathUnderstandab->he didn't think to also mandate all the tumblr bullshit that was becoming popular in the 2010s to hell This guy is actually an idiot
The funny thing is you can't say industry people arent aware of steven universe's influence on media because spongebob had an episode openly attacking uwufication and beanmouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92lJMD0WKSsSo by all means someone at Sega should know about the blorbofication crap and they allow it
>>565891508Bro they don't care. If it's not Shadow they don't care.
>maybe i should think about the next gameplay mechani->wait... WAIT, HOLD ON! WHO THE FUCK SAID THE GAY DUCK IS LEFT-HANDED??!?
>>565891957Naka was right handed so he mandated that everyone else is right handed
>>565891991No two hands handjobs??
>>565891957literal "IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK" vibes
>>565892229Silver is so unlucky
More people want Gardon to fight Iblis than Fang to meet Rouge.
The silly Woody Woodpecker lil nigga can't show up but the Rei Ayanami loli can.
>>565893173What are they doing on the right
>>565893173Yeah Tangle and Whisper need boyfriends
>>565893173Tangle and whisper don't fuck, they do with men in secret.
>>565893173Team Dimensions and Team Dark aren't about shipping btw
trashy shipping franchise
>>565894096I support all except the bottom 2
>>565893173Cute N Canon
>>565894096cnc cnccnc cncgay gay
>>565894096All crackships
>>565893173Where's Tails and Knuckles?
>>565894414I'll give you crack motherfucker
dumb franchise bifurcated and now both halves are worse for itwould you like babyshit or spergshit?
I want to frot cocks with Knucklesanon
>>565895232spergshit at least it's entertaining i assume? Although babyshit keeps it from turning out too gay.
>>565895326Their faces make it seem like they just had an awesome moment together
>>565894096>crack>crack>crack>crack>crack>plausible
>>565880449Is there any Emzberry porn? I want to nut to it after work.
What is its purpose?
If you let make the next OP I promise I won't spam gay porn
>>565895782To swim
I could destroy a game studio by adding a fat black woman.Hell, even a cinematographic one.
>>565895782Gaping Sonic.
>>565886750He definitely is in Shadow the Hedgehog, but his (can't remember the name off the top of my head) knight counterpart in Sonic & the Black Knight is right-handed. Could be that he's a gun-lefty and a sword-righty. That's a thing, right? I mean, anyone who's a phone-lefty and a pen-righty knows what I'm talking about.I guess this is a question when you're posing the characters in a 3D space, but 2D characters? LMAO, they should all be ambidextrous. They change laterality depending on which direction they're facing and what looks better to the viewer, who cares.
Why are you gay
>>565890359Why would SoJ give a shit about Starline being left-handed or not?
>>565889180Vanilla's a hypocrite, she got banged with Cream when she was in high school and she knows it.
>>565898491Sonic's wife
let's just fucking bash tropes togetherlet's just keep iterating on endlessly reflecting on our own systems and design grammarthat always works out for franchises in the long run
>>565898429daddy issues
>>565898850It's a cartoon franchise... although you may argue "hey, if we keep sucking on anything because stuff is for babies, everything will eventually go shit".But at this point we're just... powerless.
>>565874080These were funny though, ngl.
>>565888797>poopiesoftaren't they struggling to exist these days?
>>565899359>not nearly as good a cook as Amy>he's still trying for SonicBless boy's heart.
It's increasingly clear Sonic Team ran out of ideas after SA1 and SA2 introduced metaphysical and structural cancers that went into remission but are metastasizing again.
>>565899796>Tongue out while your wife cooks bare butt Very suggestive
Modern Sonic settled into the least charming arrangement it possibly could have given its long history.
https://x.com/FernsStories/status/2051528765465850251
>>565900287What's the name of this character?
>>565861059I love how hot the characters are in this ip
>>565900698Puff
>>565861360>How often do you touch your penis while thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog?I've tried to stop jacking it in general since the comedown absolutely kills my productivity drive, but it has been tough with my wife being pregnant and too sensitive and tired for sex.I'm lucky I was born too early to be young and experience the inevitable high quality VR Sonic Girl sex mods of the 2030s and 40s.
>>565900459I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHAO SEGAWHY IS THERE NO CHAO GARDEN IN FRONTIERSYOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO IMPLEMENT A CHAO GARDEN THAT INTERACTED WITH MULTIPLE SYSTEMSFUCK OFF
>>565864038Humans are cringe, we don't need them
>>565900926Frontiers is still slopmove along
>>565900926>We aren't hello kitty for boys!Most requested feature>We want Chao garden back!Uh? I never understood this obsession
>>565900992It's insane how everyone was taken in by Frontiers. Like holy fuck it's barely even a game.
Amy must be a tough character to enjoy if you don't like shipping
>>565901852She's even tougher to enjoy if you do enjoy shipping
>>565901852It's actually easier. Unlike other "ships" Sonic and Amy isn't even about "shipping".
>>565901852replace "amy" with any character and you described half this fanbase
Sonic was never good.
Out of character. Sonic doesn't like firefighters
Sonic was always good.Was.
>>565902456>Knuckles, Cream and Cheese playing Whisper's VR gameWTF? And why is Cheese's reaction different?
Out of character
>Idw is canon>prime is canon>idw can't have to much control>let paramount make the most god awful looking Sonic without question>Sonic Boom's existence>Sonic Lost World exists>Starline CANNOT be left handedI'm convinced that Sonic Team is actually run by an AI trained off of Sonic Twitter and /sthg/ making it as schizophrenic as possible, and the only reason it hasn't been labotmized is because it is simply to powerful to be controlled now.None of these choices have any logic and the standards fluctuate at such rapid passes of overprotective to outright neglectful.What are the standards for this franchise? Persistence with no real reason?Is Sonic Team gonna declare Sonic being gay is to far then make him trans right after?? Shadow can use a gun but only with his left foot???
>>565902621why are amy and knuckles giving the deadburnt turkey a sexylook
I wouldn't hate spending time around you people nearly as much if we weren't stuck in a fucking general thread.
>>565902773They're just lazy and retarded.
>>565902773I am Sega
>>565903084*rubs your balls*
Why aren't the movies canon? Prime already introduces huge plot holes so you might as well rip off the bandaid and make the movies canon
>>565900753Puff the what? Can't find it.
>>565902853Sonic wouldn't survive as its own board
>>565903171Just because okay. We don't have a plan. ACCEPT IT!
>>565903171They are canon thanks to Shadow Generations DLC, they're just the next universe over like the Sol Dimension.
At some point you must admit that japan sega is full of lazy, uncommitted and uncreative people.Hell, even muh frontiers is copied off evangelion, forces copied off archie etc. etc.
>>565903218Sonic would survive as its own board, it's a multimedia franchise.I'm more concerned it would get GR15'd.
>>565903305Forces was star wars actually.
>>565903312Sonic doesn't have the manic crackhead fervor that caused GR15. It's cold autism.
>>565903305Frontiers only copies basic aesthetics from evangelion and has nothing else in common
>>565901363>It's insane how everyone was taken in by Frontiers. Like holy fuck it's barely even a game.That's how low the meta/boost era has set the bar.
>>565900724I do too, too bad i wasn't awake when thread started i would've posted tangle like MAD
>>565903305Frontiers was a mix of Shadow of the Colossus and Breath of the Wild more than anything
>>565903479And so does forces, but still can't execute for shit.
>>565903505I think it's more like people just weren't even paying attention to Sonic since like Heroes.
Sonic 06 traumatized Sonic Team so much they did everything in their power to not repeat it. That includes any soul it had at.Best part is the games still suck, they just suck and are soulless so they've learned nothng and gained less
>>565900934Holy moly sauce on this cute faggy sonic drawing? Reverse image don't work
>>565903742Frontiers is their attempt at repeating 06 thoughever.
>>565900934If amy had a penis, this image alone would have made her pump billions to point she could be considered committing acts of genocide.
>>565903990Did he rape sonic while he was stuck in that bubble?
>>565900934Sauce on the artist?
>>565904097why are you like this?
Satamnic is the only Sonic to ever get kissed by a man He is not the only Sonic to kiss a man, that's aosthnic.
>>565904393Gamenic has kissed knuckles on the lips.but only if 100% Sonic Heroes and collect all super emeralds for Hyper Sonic Vs Ultra Hyper Metalic Madness.
>>565904393>>565904540Why is he so gay?
>>565904393What about whatever Sonic was doing with that one robot in Sonic X?
>>565903990Dafuq? Why were the SATAM people obsessed with wizards?>Nate Morgan was in the bible not as a scientist but as a benevolent wizard>Lazar appears in the first season as his clear replacement>Naugus appears in the second season, being a more villainous take on the conceptNot to mention they replaced Robotnik's cool robot bird from the first season with the freedomfighters' gay fat dragon in the second season. It's like they wanted to write a generic fantasy series rather than Sonic.
BLEAH!
>>565904630He got away from that robot and it kissed Bokkun instead
>>565904636If they continued Robotnik wuld return but with a big grey beard and cast magic to turn people into robots.
>>565904636SatAM was a fantasy show before it was a Sonic show.
>>565904636magic vs technology i guess
*molests your oc*
>>565905021Actually look at her. Look at my OC and say you'd "molest" her.You wouldn't.
*writes your character with a different personality from what they have canonically*
>>565905158This bastardized version is much better than what we had before!
>>565905242Welp too late the company owner said it's off brand and mandated it away
>>565905121wait a minute.......that's my OC!
>>565905158Maekawa...
>>565905021
magic fits fine in sonic. if SatAM had chaos emeralds and the concept of chaos powers, I bet those magicians would have been chaos energy benders
>>565903850>>565904110You are going to be disappointed, he usually draw Sonic characters with a cunt. But still, there are gems here and there.If you don't want to scroll through Twitter, search for martyjade23 in e624https://x.com/i/status/2008632380852949463
>>565905372I'm molesting both.
>>565905121>>565905372>>565905486>>565905636OCshit is off-topic, fuck off cigstard
>>565905612>quality fagsloppa>cuntboyMany such cases...
Could amy be considered a monster girl?
>amy poster likes tranny pornmany such cases
DOOM FLOWERS
>>565905732Report it then
>>565905923That post was about my dissatisfaction you illiterate baboon!I oughta put your dick into a blender.
>>565905793I don't know why it is so common. People really look at male Sonic characters and think>Hmmmm but what if they had a clit?
>>565906005traced minaslop
>>565905121VERY molestable
all of your forces OCs are Gadget skin walkers
>>565905121>OC named sthg
>>565905732Forces OC is canon character and is Sonic's best friend. Sorry bitch.
Sonic fatigue
>>565906408Should they have just introduced a new character instead of letting us make our own?
OCshit hours.
so I gotta chase a bat, huh
>>565906808Yeah, Rouge. She's sexy and smooth.
>>565906686doesn't matter. gadget is a nobody despite being a main character in sanik farces
>>565906463Poor fella.
>>565905612Uhh that's a different picture?? I'm asking for this one>>565900934 not the martyjade one
What if Sonic & Amy were "literally" like Tom & Jerry?
>>565907690>>565907690>>565907690
>>565903667>I think it's more like people just weren't even paying attention to Sonic since like Heroes.People still barely are.Culturally speaking Sonic is in a similar place as Halo where the masses can identify it and know about it, but don't actually engage with the games.
>>565863152>>565863223
>>565866454Based & wew!
>>565891957
>>565902773>I'm convinced that Sonic Team is actually run by an AI trained off of Sonic Twitter and /sthg/ making it as schizophrenic as possible, and the only reason it hasn't been labotmized is because it is simply to powerful to be controlled now.>None of these choices have any logic and the standards fluctuate at such rapid passes of overprotective to outright neglectfulThat's because Sega wants to put the least amount of effort in as possible for quality control. Whenever they make a new rule it's usually overly encompassing because they really don't want to come back and tard wrangle the gaijin on any edge cases