>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>565814501
I liked the mountaintops in my first playthrough
>>565882380
>make new friend like a year ago>he oddly references Elden Ring as the metric for a good game in which feels unprompted and random for the games we're talking about>guess he loved the game so maybe he'll be down to play it at some point>sudden record scratch>tells me he hasn't played Elden Ring>b-but that he loves these types of games!>hasn't beat DS1 or DS2>hasn't played Demon Souls or Bloodborne>only played DS3>gets the game>fan_excited_to_play_game_for_first_time.jpeg>it's been years since I last played and I never even used Seamless, but me and him install it>played for a few hours>oh noWish me luck. This godless heathen smugly thought he would be done his first playthrough in 40 hours. His accomplishments so far are:>Attacking the first npc he saw WHILE I WAS TALKING TO THEM D, he didn't even notice Varre somehow>Skips dialogue entirely and dismissively laughs if it makes a choice because "he doesn't know lol">This actually made him refuse the choice to go to the Round Table multiple times and I only found out because he told me he found Melina annoying for "asking about a round table or something" too much.
>>565883094I look like this but I'm 155 cm tall
'zuk
>>565882721
it
I want to rape vocarooanon's husband
Nightreiiiiign im howling at the moon
99 throwing knives is too little I keep clearing out the merchant
>>565883526the euro beat version is so so much better than the zionist version
>>565883673I only know it from the talent show clip
>>565883413wow i used caps lockout of control
>>565883739faggot
>>565883886stop describing your current state of self thank you
>>565883886Stop talking about yourself cutie!
>>565883932I am in a straight relationship and I will continue calling you what you are on the behalf of everyone else that believes the same, thank you. You're a faggot.
There's one seed in particular that I recognize on spawn now because I had a run on it with an absolutely legendary spergout from terr on it. Pepe seriously has nothing on terr's episodes
>>565884045>>565884039
>>565884045Prove it.
owt award 157
>>565884252One whole truth
>>565883276Nigger coded friend.
queued
>>565883276I had a similar experience with a similar chud and it was still really fun0% story 100% Zweihander 100% Ruins GreatswordWe even won several invasions
>>565883671Sad how they nerfed infinite knives and bombs as their last fuck you patch
stinky executer
that fucking took a while
>>565883276based friend, I also tune out when games try to shill story to me with dialogue and shit, and it happens instantly, the moment I'm not walking around exploring or hitting something or shooting enemies or building my character I just get bored and look at something in the other monitor. I'm not here to read a book I want to play a game
>>565884880Why do graces deactivate when you're crawling next to them? Shits so lame
>>565884653It's wild to me they did that when beastslop exists. It's the same thing, but pots are way more pigeonholed.
>>565884994it was because nips were complaining about it on twitterI wish I was trolling
>>565884994only spells and L2 are allowed to do damage chud
>>565883797Where the fuck is this?
>>565884880What happened
ok I don't know what the fuck is going on, the game keeps crashing
>>565884880>not immediately leveling for the HPsorry, we will have to revise your placement
>>565883434gn shifty
>>565886318i died in the airyou can't interact with the bonfire while in the air to the best of my knowledge.>>565886072A couple oopsies. Nothing big, mostly ninvader shenanigans.
gg bugs i really ought to bring a RoA greatbow for when we get magma worm as the night 2 boss>>565886346thats not me retard, im still awake unfortunately
>>565887439why are you so cranky shifty
>>565887439why retard :(
>>565887508>>565887513i get cranky when im tired and i must stay up all night
its that time of the month for biofems
>>565887687is that the bite of 87
>>565887687you don't have to stay upjust go to sleep
>>565883094Godfrey>>565884178He knows he can’t (it’s a lie)
I cannot stop hiccuping holy shit
hold your breath retard
>>565883384>>565883414up
gg mystery
Please stop moving when you have aggro on the bird coming at us. I have to be on the same trajectory the bird is on but on the opposite side of you because of lightning spear's bad tracking. Moving changes the approach angle so the bolt no longer hits, and also changes the timing to when I should start the cast.
>>565890259sorry i'll keep that in mind
>>565890398It's an extremely specific edge case that pretty much only exists for this fight, I can't blame anyone for it really because it's never something anyone needs to consider otherwise but the spear whiffing by a hair is maddening. GG either way.
I wanna play NR all day too, can I support a family of 4 on neet bux
gg stonesword key champion of evergaol
>>565890602As long as you can come to terms with never owning a house and never getting married and having kids you can do whatever you want as a neet.
I used to come here for /bbg/>the new elden ring game is coop fortniteFrom hasnt been good since Bloodborne, Ds3 was mediorce and elden ring has an ubisoft open world and tedious bosses with flicky flick flick stick bullcrap.Dead game dev imo
ED balancers are the worst nightlord in the game and yet they're the most common, how curious
>>565890245sissy lobby>>565890627GOD lobby
>>565890749it's too late for me then, damn...
it's an acquired taste 114
>>565891114You misspelled Auger
when it goes right it's boring, only one person ever needs to dodge 202
>>565891223ah yes my favorite boss
you only like ed balancer because you get to carry the pretty sissies faggot
>>565891114the worst nightlord is Adel tho
>>565891289yes
>>565891332adel is fine, hes just too easy
>>565891223>>565891332the benefit of auger, adel and gnoster is you can bring whatever build you want and have fun knowing there's no stakes
that's why i stopped pinging lltb 250
only fight where your build works o algo 202
>>565891429>auger
>>565891403precisely, it's such an embarrassment to job vs him, there's nothing there to win you can only lose
gg nameless king. good to see another dreg addict
>>565890245>sex sensehe's so cool..
>>565890884
any boxy fans?
>>565893459me she's my kamioshi
>>565890627wow Practice finally decided to stop being a sissy and play the real man’s character!
>>565893459No such thing.
>>565893681Think I heard one deflect the entire game
>>565894018>gets called a fraud for playing ironeye >switches to executor and never uses any of his abilities trishsisters we're losing the narrative...
>>565890259In fairness you did it to me the other day. I kept trying to set up and your kept inching towards me so the charge hit me like 3 times
>>565894018>>565894208before he got buffed, executer already managed fine by just being a ball of stats hitting stuff with his monstrous dex and arcane
>>565894675simpo he was playing scholar and raider yesterday, our cope is being exposed...
>>565891896Said no one ever
What if wylder shot ironeye with a bow and arrow
>>565895149the night... is far from over...
>>565895149What if Wylder ripped his shit smooth off instead
>>565895350This is what canonically should have happened because ironeye is an evil selfish chud who doomed everyone
>>565895350
>>565894257I don't doubt this happened but I can't recall the game where we had a lightning spear rev in the worm zone. Sorry if it did.
When are they bringing the Bed of Chaos boss to Nightreign?
I do this to Wylders after runs
>>565896810Be quiet shitlardtroonfag
>>565896810You don't play duchess
>>565896870lol your names for me always make me laugh. Okay. I’ll go back to sleep maybe. Come tuck me in? >>565896972I used to and I’m making builds for her now again since I got new relics for her. I can’t decide between staves or weapon arts to try first
>>565897094>Come tuck me in?oh hell no thats cringe af
Reminder lardcake was arrested and put on probation for sexual misconduct against a minor and has groomed teenagers on discord
>>565895695But so is Wylder, thats why the fujos latch onto them so much
>>565897601what a creepy pedo ewww we should all block him so we dont have to share the queue with a child predator
>>565897185A real S tier would have tucked me in. I knew you were a fraud.
Does anyone play with mouse and keyboard? My controller broke and I don't want to buy another one so I'm thinking of trying it. I think some people have said they actually prefer it over playing with a controller.
>>565897601Least pedophilic tranny btw.
>>565897782The best part of mnk is that your character skill button is one press
>>565897782It's completely and totally fine. Just make sure to rebind anything you find too weird.
>>565897782My friend does but I don't get it, ig the default setup is still better than the one in ER, and having skill and ult on one button press instead of two is way better on most characters, depends on who you play asRecluse imo benefits most from it, also bow Ironeye with mouse manual aim is orrightFuck around with it in the training ground, rebind what you need, queue some D0 slop to test furtherI personally cannot get over the R1/L1/R2/L2 on kbm and have no idea how to rebind those to feel good. Items/weapon switching on arrow keys is also AIDS imo but I don't have a gaymer mouse with extra buttons to which I'd rebind those
>>565895350>>565895695>>565896003>>565896810>>565897764Thanks for the early morning laugh :)
>>565897782>>565898259It really does come down to having a good gaming mouse, I have bound every button on my mouse including scroll wheel
Which namefags /here/ stream Nightreign runs? Are there any channels I can witness them on? I'd love to see some runs.
>>565898480Mouse recs? I unironically use a shitty HP office mouse given to me at work 5 years ago, all my previous cheapo gamer mice turned to ashWorks well enough for freeaim but zamn I miss having M4 M5 bind options
>>565898596Man shut the fuck up
>>565898596ying can you please stop pretending to be a newfag this is really embarrassing
>>565898596I'll stream if they do a big patch with any amount of new content
>>565898740I've been using a Logitech G502 X Lightspeed for years and have a matching Logitech mousepad that autocharges it as well as claiming to track better. There could be much better ones by now but this has served me well thus far.
>>565898906ED heolstor for the anniversary
>>565898740Just don't get anything Razer related its just lights, marketing and cheap chinese plastic that breaks within 2 years
>>565891896mwah
>>565899041Thanks, found a wired version of that one, will investigate>>565899165Nah I would never, razer's for hoesMy last gaymer mouse was A4Tech X-710BК and that was being glazed as the more trusty option, but turns out its just cheaper razer...
>>565899615Its 2026, don't get a wired mouse homie... We have lived past the need for this caveman behaviour, this is like masturbating with your bare hands.
>>565899757Geniunely why not though, I don't trust wireless enough with all the electronic infetterence around
>>565899757Are you fucking serious how else do you expect me to masturbate with a toilet plunger?
>>565899757>with your bare handsI still do this though (Nta btw)
>>565899957It feels much better with freedom of movement and no need for a wire to drag along your desk. If you're feeling lazy and watching anime or consuming brainrot you can lean back with your mouse in your hand and use your body as a mousepad. Also when it comes to cleaning the gamer gunk off your mouse you can simply switch it off and clean it rather than unplug it first.>>565899994>>565900020I have a bunch of onaholes I bought from Japan, again feels much better.
>>565900194That's weird you're weird
>>565899957>i don't trust wireless enough with all the electronic interference aroundIs that in regards to the mouse or masturbation methods?
>>565900330Uhhhh yeahhh
>>565900293I'm not gonna let anyone's opinons judge me on what I choose to have fun with. Us going on 4chan is weird to most normies and us playing nightreign for a 4 digit amount of hours after having killed everything already is also weird for the majority of the weirdos on 4chan. As long as you live trying to meet expectations and approval of others you won't enjoy life as much as someone who is just being himself.
what's the best target nightlord to try guard counters shartdian?
>>565900561No you're just weird
>>565900760tiff
>>565900814If I could live like this but with Nightreign I would
>>565882443Ok
is there a sword thats slender and noble?
>>565899046Bro thinks he's getting anything other than a twitter post, maybe some statistics, art or goods
>>565883137>>565896750I look like this and do this>>565889638Cute couple
>>565890884Cool story sis
>>565898906>>565899046keep dreaming
erg is finished
gg melee chads
>>565902797gg sorry for accidently pinging so much randomly
>https://x.com/pantiebearart/status/2051513348252922005
>>565903275I love Golden Week.
>>565901419Prove it
So those cipher rings anons were mentioning yesterday prove the elden beast didn't create all life.
Guess who's back in the queue!No clue how many more days I'll be playing Nightreign.My autistic ass will obsess over some other game for a giant chunk of time before long.
>>565905132Didn't ask
>>565905235I told you anyways.
What's a cool trick you know about nightreign that you think most people wouldn't know about?Something like how in the castle you can jump from the back area where the merchant is onto the small structure to the south below it near the chest and then over the gap in the bridge to avoid aggroing both trolls there
>>565905532The castle has dragon greases in boxes. Smithing stones 2 are in the new townships. Invader POI chests have boss gachas in them, if you know the normal chest locations the extra chest sitting next to them always sticks out.
>>565905532I don't know how to open the crystallized sorcerer's rises and I don't think anyone else here knows how to as well
>>565905532>castle trollsFuck the devs who decided to make it so other trolls could throw massive magic pots at you from other towers while you're fighting one of them.
>>565905132I ask three times every time someone doesn’t ask
>>565905767Break the seals.
>>565905953I can't find them all
>>565905532You can drag the crab down the river to break the statue by the castle Similarly in hollow you can use the church crayfish which everyone knows, but also the boss in the center can destroy the statue next to the path to the jump. There's also the statue top right after leaving the church just before the crystal bridge that connects the elevated top right side to the elevated central side - although dragging the boss to it is a non-insignificant distance.
>>565905786There's a spot to avoid the other ones at every troll. >>565906007They are blue circles like the single towers.
>>565905767>>565906007They're a bitch to handle sometimes. You just learn. The most common one is the tree stump next to the tower that runs away when you approach it.
>>565904975Why would anyone think the Elden Beast created all life? Metyr, Marika, the Shamans, and the Hornsent all existed before the Elden Beast came to the Lands Between.
>>565905767The trickiest one is there's an invisible seal that can spawn above the usual pool of water seal (and a little to the left of it), you need to double jump to get it
>>565906148I don't, someone else does.
>>565906007>>565905767There's a larger pool of seals to break, I haven't seen one in a while but it has all the locations of the normal ones plus potentially along the wall on the outside, on the flat wall on the inside on the right (the side with only one starlight shard) and going up the tower from the inside and turning around.
>>565905532duchess can run further with her surge sprint than most other characters by jumping while running since her jump stamina cost is lower than the maintenance stamina for surge sprinting
>>565906047there is a statue by the castle? any image of it?
>>565905532>>565905786>>565906081If you're going through the basement, after you grab the talisman instead of going out the door to the courtyard go out the other door and hook around to the right to the northwest troll first. This is what I do every time and I never get pots thrown at me while I'm killing that first troll.
>>565906362In the river by the spirit spring, just after the rune tree facing north
>>565906385This. Then the troll by the gallows can be killed next to the gallows close to the castle's outside wall. On the other side you can bait the troll higher up back toward the inside middle room, for the last troll you can stand under the wooden walkway the higher troll was standing next to.
>>565906385That's been the meta for a while but lately I've seen people go through the courtyard and I agree it's better since it's a cleaner route if you're planning on doing all 4 trolls and you get to use the 2nd rune tree
Please Queue
I am unblocking Terr.
>>565906708said no one ever
>>565906589>>565906385I still see some of you run through the courtyard and use the spirit spring to get to the one near the gallows for some reason.
>>565906742Should I not? Does he grief
>>565906790Because you can't be hit by anything while standing next to the gallows.
Nightreign has made me hate the chinese more than I thought was physically possible
>>565906857
>>565906857Same. Every time I see a cunt grab every weapon/consumable in the vicinity without even looking at it just so other people can't get them first it's always a fucking chink. Why are they so greedy?
>>565906683im 1/3
>>565906683>>565907358Why aren't you at work?
im blocked
>>565907072Early game, especially with the starting camps, I just grab everything and then drop what I don't want on the way to the next objective. It's efficient.
565906824form your own opinion
>>565906824Terr is a good boy
terr what did you do to practice why is he playing executor
executor general newfig
another humiliating defeat for wyldalits
will the steam controller improve my spot on the tier-list?
Hahahaha that run omg I've never seen practice being so mad
Cute Executies! We all look so stylish~
fucking dogshit player, don’t expect to get carry by me again.
>>565908970>>565909004Any webms?
>>565908970You can't just say that and not post details
>>565908970>>565909004What has had happened
>>565909004If you're who I think you are, that was 110% your fault this time. Or all of us if you want to say it's because we all failed as a team. We both were going places, pinging them, and you just went "nah lol" and ran off on your own. No shit it all went downhill.>>565908970Neither have I.
>>565908658>>565908727>>565908998Annoying thread shitter shut your mouth
>>565908970>>565909004>>565909224What happened
>>565908970>>565909004Context soijak
grabbing a snack for the potential melty kino
>>565909286Kiss me if you want me to stop talking.
let me guess it's this ying nigga again
If you don't post anything or any proof I will assume it's another trish/tinpo psyop.
yep it was a (You) farming operation by the 'cord
>>565909765Why are they like this? I'm so glad I blocked trash early on.
>>565909703
Qrd on Trish?Qrd on cc?Qrd on Practice?Qrd on Creasy?Qrd on Ender Lilies Fan?Qrd on Simpo?
>>565909765Trish isn't even awake at this time.
>>565910094Discord sisters, massively humiliated, slightly doxed.
>>565910114Offline just means he's on a different account, it wouldn't be the first time he's done it
>>565910094>threadshitter>cool>cool>needs to step up his game and stop complaining, otherwise fine>cool>needs to stop being a simp and stop threadshitting, still tolerable for now
>>565910094Ask grok
>>565910094Trish and tinpo are the same person, creasy is sneedger is terr, the rest are orbiters or unfortunates wrangled into their schemes.
>>565910084
>>565909004>pracjeet melty
>>565910239That's his new Ying persona. Too bad the narrative collapsed before he could even establish it.
so many threadschizos right now
>>565910084He's an interior decorator
>>565910378Okay, figure out your "alt" conspiracy please. Am I allegedly Creasy, allegedly Trish, or allegedly whoever-the-fuck?
>>565910315>>565910350Interesting how both posts know who is the problem element and who is fine.
>>565910493don't feed the schizos
>>565894208I don't get itWouldn't it be winning the narrative
>>565910502Not that hard to find out.
>>565910493This is going to happen to you forever until you learn to be anonymous on 4chan. Stop doing this entirely and get back to posting anonymously about the thread topic. This isn't just a (you) thing this happens on every board to everyone that tries to force inject personality politics into 4chan. Just stop.
>>565898906So neverDo it now pussy
>>565909765I don't like shittalking other people.We did not follow practice's ping at the start of day2. He pinged the invader castle and I went for the gaol that I opened just before day1 night boss. Just to be clear, we had largely the time to do it, it would have take 20s. But Practice exploded and went on his own for the whole day2. I assume it's because of the accumalation of various missplays that happened at day1 I dunno, felt weird but I don't mind. I'm sorry Practice if you felt like you were being trolled it was not my intention.Then I proceed to solo clear both invaders camp, the 2 red bosses at the middle and attempt to clear the basement castle boss but had not enough time for that.Then me and practice destroy base gladius.
>>565910631>posting anonymously about the thread topicIf this were just Elden Ring, I would. I did it for ages when the game released. With Nightreign and everyone playing together and seeing each others names, it's impossible.
>>565910726The same people anons make fun of now were being made fun of in ER because they did the same thing. This has been going on for like 6 years at this point and its always been the same 2 guys running infinite alts when anons find out.
>>565910702what about the 3rd guy?
>I went for the gaolI have read enough, it's this faggot's fault and I confer the Practice was right again award
Please stop trying to reason with DOSjeet it's an uphill battle and you won't convince him
>>565910853I got horrendously shit drops unfortunately, so I couldn't really do much.>>565910876It was two feet away from us, so it was a case of "fuck it, why not?"Apart from that, we then pinged the invader camp + castle since it was likely going to get shoved out of the circle sooner rather than later. He refused to go to that. He did, however, go to the castle after me and the other guy beat the invaders. It was coated in rain at that point and he died.
>>565910921Why are you so afraid of him?
>>565910702>prioritizing gaols over ninvaders
>>565910702Why would you do a gaol instead of going to invaders+3 elite bosses+2 minor bosses+Castle roofIf you have time for a gaol do it after the higher priority targets
>>565910702what in the unholy fuck is that routingjust follow Practice next time
>they need a special mouseweak... I play with the most standard ass one
>>565911101>>565911113Practice did not want to prioritize the invaders.Practice did not want to target elite bosses.Practice did not want to do the castle roof.Practice wanted to do random ass camps.I do not know if retardation or spite.
>>565910702>no day 1 invadersholy nightmare lobby, practice buddy this is why you block the newfriends after 1 game
>GUYS WE NEED BLUE ORB WITH THE POISE BUFF FROM THE GAOLS NOW!!!1!!111!!!
>>565910702i've had a run with Practice where i forced him to do like 4 gaols all around the map and he was fine, your gaol might be the straw that broke the camel's back from all the misplays idk. granted, in that run i think we deleted most of the map already so we were just having fun.the one and only time i saw him so mad he dropped items to kick others was when we played with a tourist scholar (B* M* O*) that doesn't play with us anymore. he was never with us 99% of the game so i understood why Practice was so mad, i was too.
>>565910702He gets mad when you don't obey his seed cheated routing, dude's a fucking pussy
>>565897094you're a faggot
trish/tinpo above after pretending they're offlineMaybe it really is a psyop and they're posting a random log just to get Practice to respond.
>>565910876>>565911080>>565911101because it's the rare case where it's the gaol right next to the day1 night boss and it was already open and it was a super easy one. Like I said, it's a 20s deal at most and it was on the path to the church anyway.>>565911113>>565911232this is practice day1 routing mate, do you feel stupid now?I don't think you understand here that Practice was not mad about me, or I guess not anymore once we were at the nightlord. You are also somehow forgetting that I cleared both invaders and red bosses. And I did it alone basically.
>>565911520You are an insane person
look who show up
>>565911520you're actually on to something what the fuck
>>565910702565910853>>565910876565910921>>565911027565911041>>565911080565911101>>565911113565911146>>565911187565911232>>565911318565911407>>565911394565911520>>565911573565911573>>565911581I do not careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>565911187I believe you anon, practice is infamous for tweaking the fuck out when not followed by everyone, he did that one time with me too and just did base camps the whole day 2
>>565911394>he one and only time i saw him so mad he dropped items to kick othersDamn, I do this with randoms a lot too
>Evergaol opened>Pull forest boss
>>565911518Dad I thought you said you’d stop posting here
I mean we already knew he's a seed checking idiot who also used to lag hard and throw melties when things dont go his wayOnly threadshitters back him up because they think they're trolling me
>>565911573>it's a 20s deal at most and it was on the path to the church anywaynoooo you dont understandgaols are bad so you have to avoid them like the plague>>565911694Glad to know this isn't a one-off. You'd think when both of his teammates are doing something different together, he'd go "damn, guess I'm overruled." But no, he has to have a melty.
>z tier newtroon trying to act cocky and pin the blame on practice after getting their faggot ass carried for the nth time>suddenly trash pitching in with its usual tranny seething about practiceI'm noticing
>>565911775nah, only threadshitters back you up you damn schizo
>>565911742you're painfully unfunny and I feel so bad for your mom she deserved better than you
>trash and tinpo actively posting in the thread after their excuse of w-we're offline got shut downi'm believing the psyop theory
>>565911924The people outing them have been consistent for years.
>>565911775you're a faggot
>>565911924>>565911842The sad thing is that I used to defend practice and say I liked playing with him and one day bro just betrayed meSad!
since trish is offline right now does that mean he was levelling up a second grief account KEKAROOOOO
>this slander will not stand, we must defend prachink honour
>>565912016you're such a faggot
I hope ying doesn't turn out like these cretins
The funny thing is neither me nor the other guy were seemingly going to say anything about Practice's schizo shit. The only reason we're shitting on him now is because he decided to angrypost.
Holy fuck and now people are thinking I'm trying to blame Practice when I literally apologized to him.I just told you how the game went because you asked that's all. And there is a reason I don't mention the 3rd guy.
>>565912054
>>565912016stfu trash>>565912085stfu simpo
>>565912054>>565911821>>565911605I literally don't even understand what you guys are talking about you're so weird. DIdn't he jsut play a run with some other people?
>>565911686this so much this!
>>565912085>t. simpotroon spending another day desperately defending trash
>>565912129Anybody who writes with exclamation marks and tries to be overly nice in a general thread always turns out to be a huge piece of shit, sorry bro
>>565912132>>565912143>neither me nor the other guy [...]. The only reason we [...]>[...] people are thinking I'm trying to blame Practice when I literally apologized to him.mixed answers...almost like someone is falseflagging...
>>565912225I hate you only because of your unbearable faggot behaviour
>>565912306>I literally apologized to himIt was an apology mixed with pointing out his stupid decision making. So partially backhanded.Done talking about it unless he does, though. Gone on for way too long.
>>565912296Weak sissy raped men say this.
>>565912085>I just have to defend this random brazilian who doesn't even posts honor I just have to, trash shall not stand!sadsydfs its so funny
>>565912143Capture the whole game's map video so we can see
>>565912504practice is not a random dumb newfig
>>565912296Strong chad rapist men say this.
>>565912546You are right he only posts to talk shit he's the most ergie of us all
>>565912296I say this, and, occasionally, look like this
Practice should stream his 24/7 erg runs so we can witness the eventual melty in real time he's always right btw
>>565912296truth nuke so big it changed my 4chan to light mode
>>565912786his net is already hanging on by a thread
>>565912504It's true that you act like a massive unbearable faggot doe.>>565912568Where? There's zero of those here. The women are clearly more strong willed and the men are huge sensitive pussies.
so the renalla moon women are smarter poster was just a product of insecure masculinity this whole time? they were right btw girls are better than men in every way
Feels good to be proven right naturally, things fall by their own weight guys
>>565913046>renallawho's that?
>>565913046>>565912907facts
>>565912890it's much better nowadays he could probably pull it off, the worst laggard for me is clumsy rn
>>565913075what were you right about? practice is able to play characters other than ironeye perfectly fine, including scholar who has a gimped dodge
>>565913158He will be eaten for dessert
>>565913075Im a real girl and I think you do act really faggy most of the time I get the hate
>>565913191>>565913231can you not reply to him so he kill himself thanks
playing with ying is real d6 experiance, practice just wasnt cut for it
>>565913231husbandposter youre not much better
>>565913191Practice, we know that's you.
>>565913221Cute Ironeye dessert!
>>565913046Probably just an agitprop enjoyer. Lots of discorders (what does discord mean) like to be like that.
>>565912506See what exactly?
>>565913281wouldn't it be really funny if we could always say that for a whole thread he only got called a faggot and nothing else? it would be a defining moment in the arc and an ego like his will never live it down
>>565913231Tits or gtfo
>>565913328Is this the so called nightmare lobby
>>565913409he would just reply to himself, he does it all the time and has said there's nothing wrong with it, tinpo would also reply
>>565913046whowhat
>>565913409i'm in
>>565913328-700 actually
>>565913328i’m sorry, i’m not 100% focus in this game after what happened
>>565913316I only have a boyfriend
>>565913409>>565913478You guys scare me you're so weird
>>565913534practice would never apologize like that you're not fooling anyone
I’m thinking about replying to him how do I contain myself?
>>565913472Every lobby is a nightmare lobby in Nightreign.
>>565913231Who's your favorite erg girl
>>565913409his narcissistic personality disorder will create some sort of cope as a form of protective mechanism so it doesn't matter. the thread shitters will also just jump in and start spamming "i love trish" "omg trish is so cute" like they usually do. just let him talk to the void.
>>565913719Oh she's jealous I see
>>565913565How would you feel about 3 ways?
>>565913719that's just toinpo simp posting like a groomtrauma victim though
>>565913719I think when they started to do that to eat up their own post timer it was the defining moment in their arc. This shit has actually been over for like a year. Its been nothing but downhill embarrassment for the sisters ever since the fextra life false flag.
Imagine having some anon live so rent free in your headSad sad existence
>>565913841I think you sound like you have a porn addiction
>>565914016>Imagine having some anon live so rent free in your headDiscord has nightmares I couldn't even fathom.
>ctrl f webm>0wow this thread sucks BALLS
>>565913638Yes, i'm practice, and i apologize to those two.
>>565914016but that's you?
>>565914159We're busy schizo ritualposting on people please come back later
>>565914231He's hoping a specific webm with pvp will be posted because he thinks someone is here.
>>565914218Why did you grief the lion tho
>>565914016>t. has daily spergouts about pepe and practice
>>565914463>t. shitpe
>>565914218Who's the best player on the password in your opinion?
>>565914231you forgot your picture
>>565914016Most of them have the same anon living rent free in their head. Don't know how the guy does it.
>>565914218Grim
>>565914218>I'm part of practice's 3.5% loss rateI don't know how to feel about that
>>565909004
>>565914696Kinda sus, he's not even that clean I see him job at least once daily
>>565914218>999:59:59why is fromsoft retarded
>practice and cc lost their streaks on the same day in different lobbies you can't make this shit up
>>565914768What is vague about that post?
>>565912506And again, I'm not mad at Practice, and I'm sorry. That's the first time I've seen him angry like that and I've had numerous games with him, he is probably the ergite I play with the most.It was still an easy run despite being mostly a solo run for me.
>>565914824cc is cute she didnt deserve it
>>565914591death for blueberry boy!!
>>565914931blocked
it's all real KEKAROO
>>565914016
>>565914218>455 depths streakcarry on king
>>565915013Don't worry Im used to itMy sisters are wacky but that also makes them special
>>565914828I know why but I won’t explain it
>>565915158you're such a faggot
whose alt is yingjeet?
>Practice-sama commands this much respect and he's only made 2-3 posts in totalIs this why attention whores hate him?
Qrd on Trish? Qrd on Simpo? Qrd on cc?>fat shut up faggot I look like thisuhoh pepe meltytrishtinx practinx deviljeet terrjeetahe's so cooldon't reply to yourselfI say thissaid no one ever*character limit wall of text with vietnamese tiktok attached*
>>565914832it's sus that he chose to get those bottom right orbs specifically which would be far off the day 2 circle hmm...
>>565915215we are all yingjeet.
>>565914053I do. I’m sorry.
>>565914218are you going to keep playing?
>>565914218
>>565915243He is quite literally the silent sigma male, absolutely jacked and doesn't say a word if he doesn't need to
>>565914218Real?
Bangladesh won btw>>565915269I say all this >>565915243I look like this
Well I'll be waiting for my apology for all dat schizoposting when I was innocent!
>>565914832>Not beelining for the invader camp day 1>Doing a fire camp vs tricephalos>Opening the evergaol with the world boss right there and also skipping both??????????????????????????
>>565915243Playing the game and not attention whoring on the thread is a strange concept to (them) so they hate him for it
Devilkeks, our response?
>>565915160king shit
>>565915472>Not beelining for the invader camp day 1>Doing a fire camp vs tricephalosNot my routing.>Opening the evergaol with the world boss right thereThe world boss was dead, we did it before day1 before the last church POI. I don't know why the log did not register it. It was the dragon.
you can all thank me for getting practice out of the woodwork btw
>>565915689thanks terr
>>565915724terr it upcc it sideways
>>565173595Same
>>565915301It's ok it's supposed to be a good sign when you are aware and not in denial of an addiction or something like that, I was never good with endings
>>565915472>>565915669>>565914832If anything this is evidence he doesn't cheat and look up the circle close locations
>>565915812Yeah I’ll see if I can address it.
>all the autistic streakers quit>no update for the anniversary erg will die
gf anon is jealous cuz anon calls me cute
>>565915940its better to die earlier than to go hollow
>>565915472Why would doing a fire camp matter or not you don't do them for their element outside of D0
>somehow, terr has returned>practice talksthe erg renaissance is upon us
>>565915940there will be a free update for the anniversary tho
>>565916081I don't know dude maybe not wasting fucking time is a good strategy
>>565898596I would but if I were to stream erg games it would be soon rendered pointless S my lack of skill would get me blocked
>>565916081Not only that but it was a red chariot camp, one of the best POI just for pure value.
imagine the queuepocalypse if there's actually a big update
i'm the only S-tier doe
>>565916131there will be an announcement for overpriced clothes or kitschy home decor and that will be all you get and you will be happy and glaze it like the hollow fuck you are
>>565916315no big update, just a balance patch and ED heolstorfeel free to screencap this post
who is eleman and why have i never had a game with them?
>>565916208>my lack of skill would get me blockedAnyone who streams would get blocked, being called shit.
>>565916603idk smee pov made them even cooler
>>565913534im the one who died when he was 1hp althoughbeit
>>565916603>Anyone who streams would get blockedthis
>>565914218king
>>565914218I felt bad when I when I ruined PointToSky's streak. But I'd probably quit erg forever if I contributed to ending a 455 win streak.
>>565916923name?
>>565916923If you play the game you know anyone with a streak like that is cheating to hell and back so don't stress over it.
Hold on. Practice and terr jawbed to moghawd?
>>565917072weird cope trish
>>565916923practice is known for dodging nightlords so his streak is worthless anyway
>>565917129mohg*
>>565917198Not part of your discord sorry.
>>565917198I am satisfied with my 72 streak desu, I picked a bunch of different characters. Good run
>>565917356Your streak was double balancer duchess spam. It's also less than 20% of PractGAWD's streak.
>>565917503I only did that for DLC/Mistery so no not really
Is it a pantone 448C thing to care about streaks
>>565917578Nobody cares but they care when it's about shitting on somebody else
I plan on purchasing Nightreign next time it goes on sale. If I play on the password am I going to get blocked for learning the game?
>>565917578a little bit but the only frontiers left are bigger streak and goofier build
>>565917578yeah
>>565917756only if you queue deep of night, ask for duos on normal mode and you'll get someone
>>565917287Just join it
>>565917756Yes, go play with randoms until you hit D4. This is the endgame mode and you shouldn't be playing it until you have even a small amount of experience.
I'd take back noxtroon if it meant trash would shut the fuck up forever because holy fuck I have never met a more annoying person
>>565917756yeah they hate it but if you apologize here with good reason you'll be forgiven once or twice maybe
>>565917897Haven't you looked in the mirror?
>>565917897atleast one had a trip
>>565917897qrd on noxtroon?
>>565917897t. noxy
>>565917897this but unironically noxy's antics at least were funny and made me smile, something not a single trash post has achieved
>>565917974>simpotroon insta tranny defense mode
>>565917974Kill yourself, genuinely.
>>565917897What did I do this thread that's so annoying? I was minding my own mf business and I got schizoposted on as always?
>>565911686talk about brown rage
>>565910350>>565910626>>565910631>>565911041accurate and true
>>565918128don't reply to yourself obnoxious thread shit-terr
>>565918025does what it says on the tin
>>565918025Nox cosplayer who started out with lengthy in-character roleplay posts of his playthrough where he heard voices and was obsessed with blood, people complained about the spam of rp posts and Nox quickly developed a complex for replying to every single post that mentioned him, in turn proving that people were unable to ignore him at all. At its worst, you'd have three or four threads in a row in less than two days mostly quite literally filled with meltdowns from and about Nox, arguably more tongue in cheek than trish ever has. Nox was also a regular FC attendant.
>>565912907>The women are clearly more strong willedBased on what?
>>565911041No one is afraid of some paranoid schizophrenic who exclusively talks in vague riddles
>>565917879Not interested in grooming or being groomed, sorry,
>>565912129please open your eyes and see >>565912296 and realize that’s already happened
>>565918305At least xhe was fun this trashtroon is boring
>>565918458If you want a clown look in the mirror fag
>>565918353The discord sisters are, but they are a cucked group in general. They used to say what DOS stood for but they won't even breach that topic anymore kek. He broke them of some of their habits with 2FA and spoopy posting.
grooming is when people talk to youthe more they talk to you the more groomier it is
remember when trash streamed for attention then got shit on for his gameplay so he stopped streaming
>>565918025*smokes pipe*we have to go back to before september 2023 when writefaggotry was at its peak and someone (allahposter) started a playthrough where he was documenting his findings through the lens *clouds show up* [...] riftina, inspired then transitioned to noxtroon and did the same except instead of ending at godrick it was a month long retarded nonsense schizobabble [...] ended with him commiting suicide and posting it live on erg *closes book*thats about the gist of it
>>565918579I only stopped streaming because my pc is ass and I lose framesthe thread shits on everything because indians
>>565913528Once again proving she’s the heart and soul of the game.>>565914783They didn’t expect or predict for anyone to be that subhuman please understand.
>>565913046They were right about it being the case in this game. Not in real life.
>>565918507>>565918076
>>565918458yeah fr
>>565918510Don't reply to me with your esoteric nonsense stupid faggot
>>565918860Didn't mean to trigger you my bad.
>>565918770no it's right about real life especially
You're so cute I just wanna make you mine
>>565917578the game doesn’t have much else going on so it’s just another imaginary way for spergs to entertain themselves
1/3 btw
>>565918690you sure it's not because everytime you lost you ragequit and it got screencapped?
>>565918305Is this Viteazu posting?
>>565918969I know where you live I'm coming to your house and I'm going to bash your brains out with a metal bat
>>565919068No that's just your schizo imaginationidc if I lose or win
>>565918230>instead terrjeet schizophrenic delusionnow this is cinema
>>565919107Thats nice.
>>565919068trish would never rage quit he only hit his monitor and it closed the game
>>565919147>>565911518
>insteadSAAAAAAAAR!!!!
>>565913231You’re both annoying as shit ngl
This thread in a nutshell:>You're a treadshitter>No YOU'RE a threadshitter
>tread
>>565915269>>565919436this what these threads have been for the last 9 months
>>565919436Its just anons making fun of the discord again, it causes the discord to seethe like no other.
>>565919504No YOU'RE a threadshitter
>>565916089>>565918230>>565907931>>565908474>>565908658>>565906708>>565915724>>565915689>>565915765>>565910094Lovely early morning professional faggot thread shitting posts from Tel Aviv this is just what I like to see when I open the thread for the first time
>>565917203Is that really true? Because yeah that’s a pretty big piece of context people need to know about
>>565919436stop being a sperg and maybe people will like you
>>565919765No YOU'RE a threadshitter
>>565919652Bro I'm just asking for a QRD on namefags I genuinely DO NOT KNOW
>>565919940there's no qrd the game just has in-game nicknames that was like the worst possible combination for this website since schizos latch onto them
>>565918025Nox was a fascinating case study. In the year leading up to SOTE there was a man from Finland -who lived with his single mom because of course he did- who would spam the thread more than Trish. His avatar was the cat eared nox swordstress and when he wasn’t ERPing with other anons as a girl (these were the majority of his posts) or posting the occasional invasion webm, he was threatening to leave and posting goodbyes every week over the course of a year. He either had the memory of a goldfish or was an elder god tier gaslighter. He also would come to random conclusions about the story on a whim and post them, get called out for being retarded, and then fabricate evidence to support his conclusion. Conclusions mind you are supposed to be come up with at the end of reviewing evidence, not before. He never got that far. I was one of the anons that convinced him to put on a trip, and humorously people saw that he posted over a hundred times each thread. The dude barely slept. Maybe for 3-4 hours each day. His whole day was spent on /erg/. Once he got more into the /erg/ fight clubs people saw how shit he was at PvP (his only on topic gimmick). He left around SOTE launch. I think because the influx of normies and new players flooded the thread and were ignoring his posts with on topic discussion. Because of this he got frustrated and left. I feel sorry for whatever community he has attached himself to now.
>>565920014I mean some of them have lore like Trish inting the fuck out of that one shit vtooba, someone post the webm
>>565919940Small discord of maladapts got bodied by an anon and took it personal. They'll never let it go and not letting it go makes everyone here laugh.
>>565920189erg posters are so weird
Just cleaned my room good think I deserve a lil queue
>>565919652>terr(d)jeeta threadly self-narrating mass reply meltdownKinography
>>565918973You wish it was I’m sure
>>565919284go for >>565918079
>>565920189He still pops up in sane Ryan's chat so I guess he found himself a new home
I wish manta didn't quit before reaching 9999
>>565920560 (me) meant for >>565911686 and >>565909286 and
>>565919940You’ve asked at least 5 times and people have already responded to you idiot learn to read
>>565920689>>565911871
Hmm today I feel like playing with only one straightsword, epic single ss r1s...golden epitaph or whatever it's called hits quite hard
>>565920875Its how he is demanding attention, but you'll notice he never replies to the anons telling him what happened. He's getting his attention but he hates it.
Anyone wanna play? I'm about to queue up for a couple of games.
can I get a QRD on (You)?
>>565921209OMG it really is her!
>>565920823>newjeet doesn't understand the words he's usingPottery
>>565921123I wanna play with your fat tits
>>565921123Sure, fuck it.
>>565920901stop replying and go for >>565919765
>>565920823not anyone else what about me
>>565921312>self narration dilation has begunClockwork for sure
>>565920559>>565920983Keep this crap in the 'cord, we don't give a shit.
>>565911686Please care
>>565921653You cared enough to answer so I win
>>565921605>xhe still thinks 3 replies counts as a mass replyJust as expected from a newjeet thread shitter
>>565920735I’m glad it’s streamer chats. They deserve it
QRD on dsg?
>>565922157a perfect illustration of the DS3 stagnation theme
>>565922157What is that?
>>565922157Lived and died with autism
>>565922332discord social governance
>>565922157Was lucky to finally die off instead of shambling on as a hollow husk of what it once was unlike /erg/We're active but at what cost
>>565922651Like bullying the discord sisters?
>>565920189>finlandxhe was from hungary>once he got more into erg fight clubsxhe was a common regular >people saw how shit he was at PvPeveryone already knew it from the weird webms xhe posted where xhe was asking for friendly fire>nu-erg post-sote-dlc-thread>on topic discussionlol>>565922704this
even doe we merged
even doe w- *piercing fang your tranny skull*
>>565921587>>565918969
gg sorry about night 2
>>565920189You forgot xe had thread long melties because of people talking about peko's playthrough instead of giving xim attention
>>565897601eeeerm...
>>565923713gg glad it was free I havent played in months
>>565922886>HungaryProof? Most anons claimed he was in Finland. >was a regular For a time yes. >everyone already knew I only first noticed him when he was posting his larp playthroughs and posting his successful invasions (you simply don’t upload the ones where you die ;D). To be fair I didn’t watch many of them. I see nox I don’t click. He wasn’t on my radar in fight clubs until a few months after that.
>>565923849Weird, our new batch of lolcows act that way about any random streamer that plays ER/NR. Finding out one of our sisters is a failed youtuber makes it chuckle worthy.
>>565897601@GrippersInSlippers this true?
>>565897601considering trooncake is/was also a xivg poster it wouldnt surprise me at all
>>565920189>he posted over a hundred times each thread. The dude barely slept. Maybe for 3-4 hours each day. His whole day was spent on /erg/.Grim. Maybe I should spend less time on erg
>>565923849Indeed. And some were multiple threads long. And frequently across multiple generals. He also infected dsg and would cross post and extend his erg tantrums there.
>>565923849pekora elden ring general...
>>565924140Anon… Is it 100-200 posts EVERY thread for a year? Are you okay?
good morning erg!!
>>565921940>repeating back to me what I say to youClassic threadshitter falseflag antics
I've been coming here since the November 2021 network test and I've never played with /erg/ even once, no co-op or fight club and not Nightreign either.
>you're the threadshitter>no you're the threadshitter>no you're the threadshitter>no you're the threadshitter
>>565924560No I’m the threadshitter
>>565924476Good morning>>565924551Strange
>>565924478>no uI accept your concession
>>565924551you ARE valid
>>565924628trishjeet...simpojeet...
>>565922157Secretive gay sex ERP steam group that was nuked by jannies after I blew the whistle after several months of being undercover and observing them. What I found was shocking. WARNING: disturbing content
>>565923246holy fuck you just BURIED that faggot maggot animal
>>565924560every thread has 3-4 retards repeating this to each other ad infinitum and honestly it's not funny anymore it's just annoying
>>565924551Most of us haven't played with the discord. It is a large part of why they seethe constantly.
don't talk about your superiors like that ergistani
>>565924843is this real
>>565925346Yeah
This was genuinely an absolute fucking blast. You guys all played fantastic.Wylder, how'd you stare down the nuclear arrow without moving and then take no damage? Genuinely curious how you did that. I saw it from a ways away.
gg horse
>>565920189>there was a man from Finland -who lived with his single mom because of course he did> he posted over a hundred times each thread. The dude barely slept. Maybe for 3-4 hours each day. His whole day was spent on /erg/. Funny and strange. This describes word for word yet another threadshitter that we still have here….
chernobyl nightmare dream-shattering lobby
>>565925406kek
>>565925434Fulghors nuke is actually pretty easy to roll, you just need to avoid getting hit by the arrowTheres not much reason to do it though desu, but it sure looks cool
>>565924726>third worlder hallucinates things that didn’t happenClassicLearn English threadjeet
>>565925434crimson whorl tear
>>565925434gg! I'm glad you had fun! You did well, he flails a lot and his 180 miku beam attack can catch people off guard. It totally didn't happen to me, that was some other Rev that got shot in the face. >>565925449gg! I like that this looks like I'm skateboarding on your glintblade
>>565925634Did not know that. I always just vacate the city block to be safe. It looked absolutely unfathomable from where I was standing. You were looking directly at him, unmoving. I just saw a massive explosion and then you running right at him.
>>565925406dsg posts are so weird
>>565925406>>565924843Jesus Christrest in pissnice work getting that hellhole shitcanned
even doe the 'zuk defeated dsjee
>>565882380>>>/a/287909753new storytime thread up>>565925434Fulghor's bomb looks scarier than it is.
>>565925406To have a record of all our lost time. dsg history, is it? Fascinating. Oh, how I will enjoy every moment of its fraternization.
>>565925786yeah running is always safer, but thats boring
crimson whore tear
>>565926060ENTER
uoh gg dog thank you for the sick seal for cakerI also got a nice straightsword for it
>>565925786Don't worry I run away too. Only bad bitches can aura farm roll through it point blank and rush him down.
>>565925406fucking pathetic faggotry
>>565926294But it also gives you no advantages compared to running under him and getting a free opening to attack when he lands. This is worse than crossing the road at a red light because you can dodge the cars because at least if you get it right and didn't become roadkill, you saved a bit of time waiting for it to go green.
Man. I want to play Recluse, but I somehow always get shit drops and am basically out of FP by halfway into the fight.
>>565926376This man is your friend. Always trust him.
>>565926524It’s dey culchuh
>>565924653
>>565926572okay? like i said, thats boring
spin to win
>>565926869ogey you do you then, back when I played dota my single highest cause of death was "I was bored lol"
>>565925638Point that finger back at yourself tard
>>565920189That thread where he was in full denial about composing like 60% of the thread's post was fucking hilarious, also the multiple meltdowns whenever somebody called his character ugly were great>I feel sorry for whatever community he has attached himself to now.He's on twitch and discord now, it seems they enable him by calling him noxie so he's probably trooned out by now
>>565926585you got the green relic from the everdark shop?
>>565927375>it seems they enable him by calling him noxie so he's probably trooned out by nowLOL
Are there literally any thrusting swords that aren't just poke spam
my penis gets tired after 3 thrusts
>>565927375>they enable him by calling him noxieyikes
>>565927542Nigga antspur rapier
>>565927375I feel bad for his mom. She obviously failure of a parent but no one deserves to see their children turn out like him.
>>565924414no I'm not a schizo or anywhere near that level. I just don't like the idea of spending so much time passively sitting in such a shitty general
>>565926892Cute type b
>>565927375Average HunGAYrian man
gg eepy, brb killing myself after such dogshit performance
do you guys flicker goon during runs?
>>565916923It’s ok, daddy hubby isn’t good enough to 100 streak
>>565928474thisromania won
Run phys up for Maris instead of affinity.
>>565913328>practice starts dng playing baby mode iron eye>loses
>>565914218>over 3k expeditionGo outside.
Bangladesh wins now
>>565925406>>565924843This place deserved to burn. To think we still have at least one of these subhumans posting among us.>>565927375Average HUNGARYAN man.
>>565913534maybe you shouldPractice Focusing
>>565927283>no youYou lost. It’s done. Go lick your wounds.
>>565928971>Bozgors are proud to be sissy transracial troonsWow based.
>>565911821The problem with playing with Trish is that I don't respect her, so I don't feel like locking in or trying not to disappoint her because I don't care.
>>565929254>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her
>>565910702>He pinged the invader castle and I went for the gaol that I openedDo I really need to read any more than this?
Did yingjeet griefed practice's game?
>>565929254Just block him then
>>565929347yes cause you are clearly missing the fact he cleared eveything.
Is Ying really that bad, I feel like he was just okay but I have only played like 2 games with him
>>565929494I refuse to block her I don't even think she's that bad
>>565929595Negative dps combined with 3bar at every POI/world bosses.And when I say negative dps I mean like 80 damage every 40s.
>>565929595He is literally Depth 1. He has never played DoN outside of being carried by erg. He has never had to play or carry randos or form his own route or pick up a 3barred floorhugger during a nightlord fight. He hasn't played the real game.
>>565929595no practinx just got cocky and thoight he was an actual god tier player and not an iron eye crutch
I have an opinion
>thought i got a special halberd>nah they got them strewn about like trash
>>565930104me too but nobody ever cares so i never voice them
Looks like the sisters are getting uppity today. Trish, your response?
Yet another blast. Always goes super well when Trish is around. Don't know if they're really good or if we just make a good team.Also, Cupcake, bit of advice. Keep your default weapon if you can. It's extremely good at reviving people. Like, the best in the game.
>>565930495Lovecraftian lobby
>>565930495Oh damn gg I got to play with all the cuties,,,,,,
>>565912296Holy scrimbly bimbly! Gee willikers terrjeeta that was so epic while you dilated all over the floor wowwy zowwy!!
>>565930495holy shit ying stop giving advices.
>>565930495>cupcake>ying>trishwow! what a lobby
why is this newtroon trying to tell people how to play
>>565930495dw I picked up the claws clapcake knows
>>565930495>Z tier giving F tier advice
gg! 4153 per Giantsflame Take Thee bombs for normal bugs...>>565930495>It's extremely good at reviving people. Like, the best in the game.You are absolutely right! Fun fact about those Rev claws, they are considered fist weapons and while Revenant has a unique move set with them, other characters have the normal fist move set which hits even faster, but still has the same amount of revive damage. If you ever see a Revenant drop her claws and ping them and you are playing a character that struggles to revive 3bars, it's a really nifty tool to get people back in the fight fast.
>>565930495>trying to give advice as a newfag z tierYou aren't even right either. You're supposed to put the rev claws down for other people to pick up. Not that you need such a crazy reviving tool for something as easy as pests.
Next thread there will be 0 infighting or drama amongst the sisters.
>>565930902>other characters have the normal fist move set which hits even faster, but still has the same amount of revive damageThat is retarded. Like, I believe you, but Christ is it retarded.
>>565929143>newjeet thread shitter lacks self awarenessCinema
This anti-trish spam is soooo organic
>>565930715>>565930321
>>565930495There are at least two pedophiles in this image.
>>565931124lol yes it's very silly. This cute slave bracelet with lil cunty finger claws is for PUNCHING.
>>565930495>>565930902>0 flasks>1 flask>trash near dead
>>565931974>0 flasksI have a bad habit of forgetting the roar from the boss actually hurts. Like, a lot. My brain keeps telling me it's just a stagger.
>>565930495you played with a convicted pedophile and sex offender btw (trooncake)
>>565932158And?
>>565931974>Wow you're bad cupcakeYes. All I know is L1 and kissing the floor.
cupcake is nice
>>565932341just thought you should know but considering you're a tranny yourself i'm not surprised by your lack of consience on the act of preying on little kids
can we just agree to dodge everything that isnt dogs, horse, heolstor and the dlc bosses
gg sorry you two had to duo the run, I got like 4-5 guard counters total
>>565932847just don't use guardian then
>>565931271>self narration dilation still continuing hours laterTheater for the ages
>>565932985I wanted to try it at least once, never again
My sisters need sum undergock
>>565929347>>565930715>>565930797>>565931929need mating press with some fine ass women like these
>>565933262@grok compile xhis hard drive in a .zip file
>>565933092I'm lying I want to try it vs balancers and build looking for damage passives to see if I can oneshot birds with a charged guard counter
>>565933049>projecting your inferiority complex Kino for sure
Queue times are fun.
>>565933632>>565912464
>>565933548You need hp bonuses but you can easily especially if there’s an ironeye
>>565933859>>565884039
>>565930495>Also, Cupcake, bit of advice. Keep your default weapon if you can. It's extremely good at reviving people. Like, the best in the game.Are you actually fucking why would you ever tell a Revenant this
>>565933262Weird response to some of those
>>565934534>>565930495When a Depth 1 sister is talking, I sit my white ass down and LISTEN!
gg leonine misbegotten
>>565934789Who is **eleman? I see them in screenshots but never in my games
>>565934979Why did you block him bro
>>565932661<3 <3
cupcake is mice
Yaaay ed balancer with teh boys
>>565932661>this child predator is niceWeird thing to say.
>it's another trish has two damage negations at full and I have 0 episodegg I suppose
where is tidewhere is 3bdwhere is brynwhere is gremwhere is mellowwhere is skorvanwhere is yyswhere is mofuwhere is piqf
>>565935526you forgot levi
>>565935354GG.>>565935512and the only charged attack damage negation you had was one of my drop. I also had a single blue full HP damage negation but as you can see it did nothing lel
>>565935354>>565935512Who's throwing shit
>>565935512Sounds like you got negation mogged. If I was you, I wouldn't have admitted that in public.
>>565935526Forgot Shifty, MAN-BIRD, EXTREMIST, Daddy-Hubby, Piqf, Tide, gremlin, and so on. They ain't coming back.
>>565935640there is an idian in this lobby and you are asking this?
stop fighting guys...
>>565935526All rage quit because they’re bad
i want to play with terr
no you dont
>>565935765Daddy-Hubby is PointToSky
>>565935512Oh my bad I guess I didn't check this timeYou didn't go down tho you're fiiiine
>>565933859got his ass here can't even lie
There exists LLTBT, but does there exist MLTBT?
>>565935765Grem is Gremlin
>>565935640Enhance
>>565935765>>565935526>Shiftystill succ'ing the BWC of all Wylder mains>Man-birdZorban's black bvll>EXTREMISTguardians have been succesfully gatekept from /erg/>bryn>pivvvotsee: The Shape of Night/Dormant Small Shields incident
>>565936274yes, it's the shabiri buff and only guardian has it on one of his relic lines.
>>565936542Fucking cancer. I wanted it on Executor.
>>565936357kek I didnt get to use them becuase they never died. erg boys are so cool....
>>565936274I suspect there is a hidden mechanic where people who are able to get one shot by an enemies attacks are more likely to have aggro as the enemy tries to kill them first
>>565936661it's a regular relic lineanyone can use it
>>565933632>more no you threadshitter mental breakdownKinema>>565936019>>565936236Don’t talk to/about yourself
>>565936274Yes it's called being a retard who resurrects teammates without paying attention to anything else
>>565936713erg boys are so strong and cool and cute…that’s why I hold onto their cloaks and follow them
gg big freeze
>>565936842>revives you directly in front of the ED augur waveI'm helping!
>>565937139Good job carrying Terr. This is why you're considered an S tier now.
>>565937086uoh
>>565937239>pururi has no sixth senselmao
The anniversary update patch will give Guardian the same giga buffs as Executor got in the last patch, right bros?
>>565910315>>needs to step up his game and stop complaining, otherwise fineMost of my complaints are true. You guys need to stop excusing bad game design.I've gotten a lot better since I first started posting about Nightreign. I'm just not team carry good. Only team support good.However, despite my growth, like 95% of my complaints still hold true. I just learned how to get around Fromsoft's bad game design.
>>565936779>continued schizojeet delusionsLike clockwork
>>565937907lol, if they haven't done the bare minimum of fixing the ultimate they won't do shit
>>565938168what exactly about this needs to be fixed? its a sustain buff that can cancel attacks and break statues. having it be an even bigger aoe would just make it better than rev's ult
>>565938456Nothing sis, it's all good, carry on, S+++ tier character
>>565938168>webmhow will buffing the ult make the players not retarded?
>>565938546>106 damage from a shield pokeand guardian players still wonder why people don't like playing with them.>b-b-but my vigor max build is strong, I never go down!!!
gg invaded church golem
even doe resident winner zonathon orban is a machine with the bird
>>565938072>continued projection of what he’s currently up toDon’t self narrate it’s unprofessional
>>565939015Even "doe" he jobbed day 1 on manta's stream and left forever.
my wife just started playing tomodachi life and is creating the demigods for her island
>>565939379>he jobbed day 1 on manta's streammultiple times in fact
>>565937309>>565936779
you can't run forever
>>565939880you have me blocked i think.....
>>565939880>''Mein Führer, vat is it you are writing?''>''Ah, just designing a new boss for my game...Und I think I vill call it....Red Wolf Of Ze King Consort.''
>>565940426Have you tried not being a prick who points down at people
>>565939880least annoying red spastic of radagon fight
>>565939880I think red wolf and black knife assassin are programmed to jump around any time you cast or throw an item
>>565940570yes....
>>565940628yerbatinx why are you like this
>>565940594And when you get closeAnd when you slightly walk towards themSometimes they even run away when you run awayI think they only don't react when you jump attack
>>565940426doubt it
>>565940717no its trish idk ive never seen these watatu recluse in my runs
>>565940849that's me please unblock me thanks
>>565938867The low damage would be fine, if the character itself had the ability to absorb more blows without running out of stamina.It's unfortunate that a lot of game designers have this notion that every action should be reactive. Even blocking. They actively attempt to prevent people from "turtling". What they fail to understand, is that blocking is to compensate for one's lacking ability to react. If you could react to all incoming blows, then you could just dodge out of the way in the first place. So making the Guardian's block something one has to enable reactively, it defeats the purpose of blocking in the first place. It takes about the same amount of stamina and reaction speed to steel guard, as it does to dodge. However, when you're in steel guard, your actions are not extremely limited. No mobility, and fewer attack options. So you end up having to deplete more stamina by just standing there taking successive blows and poking back. It's utterly ridiculous design that needs to be overhauled. It will never work in its current state. They need to do at least 1 of the following things:1. Guardian is innately better with shields, the way that Ironeye is innately better with bows. Guardian can use the shield with full mobility, but gets the advantage of steel guard's stamina loss reduction all the time.2. Steel Guard's has infinite stamina while blocking. Guardian only losing stamina from attacking while in guard. Mobility is limited, but as long as you're in guard, any blow absorbed by your shield is essentially neutralized.3. Whirlwind energy can be stored up to affect larger and stronger enemies. Much like Raider's retaliate. But perhaps tied to how much damage Guardian absorbs while in steel guard. When he absorbs enough blows, his whirlwind becomes bigger and stronger, managing to cancel the actions of bosses.
>>565940849Hahaha...
@grok summarize
>>565941127the intended guardian has no place in this game.This is a time based game where you need to snowball and clear POI as fast as possible.Turtling goes directly against that notion. This is not a mmorpg.
Ayo this gameplay bussin' yo
gg dreggie
why the fuck do you pick ironeye if you're never going to fucking mark, my nigga?
That was genuinely a fun as hell run. Sorry about the downs at the end there. Actually never learned to dodge that fuck-you explosion attack of his. I rolled right as he was about to hit the ground, assuming that's the timing.Also, how was my DPS? I'm bad at judging, but I feel like it was way better than other runs I had.
>>565942263u did ok!!
>>565942263use your mark skill you moron >dps>blue bow plinking for 60 damage
instead of the tree sentinel trio they should have just made it the two torch tree sentinels from in front of leyndell
>>565943064>use your mark skilI did.>plinking for 60 damageI chose to use it for the bleed effect.
greasejeet is more entertaining
>>565942263Did you know that Ironeye's skill is a free bullshit dodge that also marks the target for +10% damage from all sourcesYou have two of them you can space out or use both to make distance between you and the bossDid you know if you keep the mark up long enough it will pop for extra beeg HP and stance damageIf you just keep the mark up and do nothing else you're already doing enough>>565943220>I chose to use it for the bleed effect.Bow bleed buildup is dogshit unless you do arcane respec, and even then you'd be served better using those claws in your offhand instead
complaining about a lack of souls bosses gotta be the most eyeroll tier take I keep seeingwe needed more boss variety for sure but i dont think fighting pinwheel once every 30 runs would have "saved nightreign" or wahtever
>>565943528I wouldn't have ordinarily relied on bleed build-up to do damage, but it had the barrage ash of war. So I would go apeshit spamming an onslaught of arrows whenever it was safe to do so.
>>565943723what if they ported the good souls bosses like Fume Knight or Champ Gundyr?
>>565943860>I wouldn't have ordinarily relied on bleed build-up to do damage???????? why not??? Buy the arcane respec relic, roll for a couple more +3 arcane relics, Ironeye literally becomes Executor But Better
>>565944152FAGGOT
>>565941901it was taken from grok albeit>>565940850cute>>565930739>advices
>>565944152That would actually be cool but I don't think it would keep the casual audience playing longer than they did. Even if we had SotE weapons and gael malenia duo fight they would still have dropped the game after beating every boss once
>>565935526i still play but only with randos and IRL friends
>>565944229Because I didn't have it on that run. I don't like the idea of praying I get a bleed weapon. Sure, I can poison or rot various bosses, but is it worth the focus?
kek gg fishe i thought it was gonna be heolstor or something... so lame...also go griefbow gang
i hate seafood, give me bread any day of the week
>>565944998>heolstoCan he even show up at Depth 5? I haven't seen him fucking once.
>>565945110yes but you VILL fight ze normal bugs 5 times in a row
I haven't played Elden Ring in a while. What is a good level range for invasions?
>>565945420That's fine. I like ze bugs.
>>565945454whatever level jee is
>>565945454RL40-60 for me personallyRL80 is the "new meta level" and you'll get a bunch of grace duelists and gankers there, but anything lower is good
UGH!. Stupid caligo.
>>565941969Time is a factor, but it's not the end all be all. And besides, If the Guardian could drag aggro as he should, then it makes it easier for the other two to damage more.
UGH!. Stupid wyldsaars.
>>565946238What happened, sweet cheeks?
>>565941969And easy way to fix Guardian is to give him a Depths passive similar to Wylder and Ironeye'sMake it add frost buildup to his whirlwind, the extra burst damage + defense shred would make him a much more valuable asset without the need of any major rework.
daily creasyjeet humilation ritual
>>565942090Stuff like this showcases that these games are made for people with souls >I want to be a big fat retard tank with a gigantic stone shield who stabs from behind his shield and can tank boss combos this way>it's possible if you investbased>despite this being possible and very strong, people will still choose to do a plethora of other builds just for fun and to enjoy different class fantasiesbased>shitskins whining that this means the games are bad because they dont like the way the tank build playsno soul detected, you are an automaton
>>565947016that should've hit caligo tbf
>>565947505Probably didn't connect on his end
>>565947150Guardian also needs some depths protection on his Steel Guard. Make it so stamina damage and affinity chip is reduced to D0 levels. There's no point in playing guardian if you can't even guard poke because your stamina is being raped to death by bosses until level 15. Meanwhile Executor doesn't care about his stamina bar at all.And yeah, Guardian's skill needs to actually do something in neutral against bosses, right now it's just a dead input against them.
>>565947016>raiderjeeta missing his attack>wyldjeeta missing his ultthis is precisely why the exeGVDS will forever stay at the tippity top of the nightreign foodchain
>>565947770what if it did decent stance damage
>>565947026Just typical Caligo being a pain in the ass.I didn't dodge the straight forward breath, because she performed it next to the boundary, so I ran into the fog wall and just had to take the breath. I didn't realize we were that close. And then her charge up triggered my sleep upon damage debuff, making it impossible to escape. I forgot I'm not supposed to take that debuff into the caligo fight for that very reason. It's too risky. But it's been a very long since I had to worry about that. And my new physical build has sleep build up on, unlike my fire build.Also, I find it generally annoying how bosses can conjuring things while they're stunned. Caligo is in the middle of getting crit by Terr, so I think I can get a couple of free hits in. But somehow I'm taking tick damage, because she's somehow spawed either ice or a tornado(idk which) on top of us, while in the middle of her crit animation.
wyldjeetsaars... this is not a good look for us...
>>565947770It would be especially nice if guardian worked as he was advertised but he can't even do thatJust completely worthless
>>565947279VGH...........SO....MVCH....SOVL.......
>>565948062lol, I miss a lot of attacks due to depth perception. I don't know why, but everything feels a lot closer to me than they really are. So you'll see me whiff a lot like that.After I whiffed, I wasn't really surprised I missed, but I was surprised that Clumsy missed. Because from my perspective, it looked like a hit.
>>565947016>>565948062>>565948319This is what obsession looks like.
>>565939120>still assmad after getting xher's bare brown ass exposedPottery
>>565948206Sounds like terr really fucked your run there, sorry to hear that. Hope your next queue will have better players.
>>565906148you could argue it didn’t need to be physically present for that but yeah
it would appear Pakistan K***ht is awake and ready to shit up the thread
ggs keklord. that's a tasty lookin charged atks talisman you got there, my man
>>565949037gg Wyld men! Vow Fingerprint shield with Sorceries buff my beloved...Thank you for it. I really really hated my staff summoning flame geysers while I was walking because it hid all the Dreg guysers lol.
>>565910084this show kinda sucked>>565911731good webm
why is the queue so dead
>>565949626The NEETs stopped playing
I need to shake hands with whoever decided Recluse should also have S in Faith
Beautiful fight!>>565944998>>565945110 (Me)I immediately got him after posting this.
>>565949990gg heolster, shouldnt've bothered trying to revive you, cost me my sixth sense lmao
>>565949990Night status?
>>565949990You suck
>>565945971twink sissy
>>565950131I appreciate the attempt regardless! He was on his last legs, so that worked out in the end. Really melted his health bar.
Ying disappears and then creasy reappears. Really makes you stink
>>565949742The S tiers are busy rn
>>565950602I'm literally >>565949990 .
>>565950602your an retarp
>>565950759Interesting how creasy isn't there.
>>565948752>continuing to do what I told him not to doLadies and gentlemen, The Raped
Erm, guys? We're on page 10...
pls requeue I've been waiting for like an hour...
manta disappears and then shifty reappears. hmmm
>>565945971>RL80 is the "new meta level"Are you fucking kidding what kind of friendless loser subhuman trash does bonfire duels in ER, let alone at rl80 in the big 26
Anybody seen trish? Really missing her right now…
I haven’t seen cupcake or terr in the same game before. Hmmmmm
>>565950979ERRRM WHAT THE FRICK
>>565914218I can't even imagine how the game would still be fun when you win that much
>>565947770>There's no point in playing guardian if you can't even guard poke because your stamina is being raped to death by bosses until level 15I'm something of a Guardian main in Depth 5 shield poking for 400-500 dmg depending on how many invaders we killed.All Guardian needs is a greatshield with a guard boost over 85 and you can tank the world. I do it reguarlly on streamChip damage also doesn't exist when you shield poke, 99% of Guardian play him wrong
I kinda genuinely feel bad for Practice even tho I don't play on the pwI hope he gets better after today and finds a beautiful thick slovenian wife
>>565951265>people haven't talked about me for 5 minutes so let me namedrop myself teeheekill yourself
>>565951623>on streamProve it. Show us a clip of you fighting a Depth 5 nightlord.
>>565950901>thread shitter projecting xher's traumaPoor guy
>>565915269I say this
>>565951501Have you seen the animals on the pw? Every expedition is a trip to the zoo, except the zoo animals all fight eachother for your entertainment.
>>565951884I only played with the pw once and it was the easiest most braindead boring run of my life (yes i checked for cheated relics, they were legit)
>>565950898>>565950602
>>565951834>threadjeet continuing to attempt to reclaim some scrap of his raped egoPoor guy indeed
>>565952046Explain this, thread shitters
ggs was hoping it was giga bouncers
>Put on Night of Dregs>Take 2d10 psychic damage every time the stacks resetIt hurts
>>565951265we all do. the moments where trish isn’t posting are some of the worst this general will ever go through. let’s just hope she returns to us soon.
>>565918580The only thing you smoke is penis dude
>>56595204625 rescued allies huh
name the next thread /dsjee/
>>565952189>schizojeet delusion hours has startedAs expected
include the tier-list in the next bake
>>565952034The enemies are not the entertaining part of pw games, its the mid-game melties and post game bantz that keep it interesting.
>>565916923Are you incinuating terr should kill himself from erg?
the threadshitters never include me in mass replies or call my melties kino what am i doing wrong
>>565952742>>565952742>>565952742
>>565951760Sure https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/BrightGracefulGuanacoDxCat-ya8KL6kJS4y0Ht2e?filter=clips&range=24hrI lost a decent amount of hp there but that's because the greatshield I'm using is the worst greatshield in the game by far for blocking holy damage with it only having 50% negation. Didn't drop below 95% vs Nameless King though.
>>565952881>continuing his post embarrassment meltdownPredictable
>>565954036>self narrated threadjeet seething Predictable indeed
>>565948062>other 2 players are actively trying to fight the boss>exejeet just stands there doing nothing
>>565952794Yeah, it was a rough game. We almost lost.
>>565953485zorgod..
>>565955294>zorgod...said no one ever
>>565955652...i just said it.
>>565954185>continued self narration dilationKinography
>>565956421>repeating what you already saidYup you lost and are now an official member of TheRaped sucks to be you
That game was a complete shitshow for 90% of it. Game refused to give me a good damn seal/staff. The best I had was "Bubble." Luckily at the end I got those two good spells. First Depths 5 Nightlord I've done without going down.
gg the plot on that run was so intense... we just had to get the gargoyle too. I'm sorry for bee lining the invaders lik ethat, I thought since we were level 4 we could just go, but if they're that far it's not worth it...
account for zdps teammates when routing pls awful game
excuse me i am indian
>>565956681Point that finger back at yourself obnoxious retard faggot
>>565959265>no you againJust what I predicted from someone as anally raped as you
I'm queued.
GG heolstor!
>>565959856>repeating back what I said You’re a real piece of molested work you know that
>>565962829>describing his current state of beingWe already knew this xir you don't have to tell us twice
>>565962910>no youShut up faggot freak
