Previous: >>565859979 >NewsAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Version 2.8 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/UaqNm1F6-rI >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/_FGukgxZtE4 (EN)https://youtu.be/nKLofeK_EGo (JP)https://youtu.be/pw_-QPXzlSA (EN)https://youtu.be/cCpcAMX8riE (JP)https://youtu.be/ew9nVnCl8AY (EN)https://youtu.be/L5DEAV17cYY (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04 >Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPIONZZZ28HERO >Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I lovr my bnuuy wife
>>565890423Do you have m6w5 bnuuy?
Give me one reason to expect that season 3 the plot will start getting good again (its been bad since 1.4)
>6 fucking copies of S11 i guess god REALLY wants me to play her, lets give her a try i guess
SEEEEEEEEEEX WITH HAGS
Billy and Promeia!
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE YIXUAN
First for Velina baby making>>565890476...or second
>>565890476but does she mog Rina tho?
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I love you, Sarah, my dear wife . Fuck you Imposter Nigga. Even at work I still post. Love will always win!
>>565890348finally...a new playable hag
4thStreet status?
>No gacha.>Can be played offline.>Optimized Unity engine.>GTA style character switching. No gacha slop party swap.>No powercreep will exist because it's not gacha>Actually urban while ZZZ turned to fantasyslop to chase the Genshin and HSR audience>It has Taffy.Bros, it's going to be an apocalypse for ZZZ.
>>565890482Holy fvarking kino
https://poal.me/nfqy9h
>>565890468>makes a entire mini-game event based around angry a critic>makes another event about people leaving bad reviews where basically every reviewer is unreasonable and no store did anything wrong. I seem to of noticed something
Do not- STOP BULLYING CISSIA!!
>>565890724Sigridbros?? Wtf
>>565890693it also plays like this
>>565890696We had her but the devs are either absolute retards, or actively sabotaging the game to justify an early EOS
>>565890696we did tho ?I whaled for Hiyuki, and i dont even play zzzthis is MY archtype
>screaming in Sunna's face with massive beer breath when she mentions I ran through a red light
>>565890461m6w1 only, even i'm not crazy enough to go for engine dupes
>>565890724>RoxyAre anons really that excited to pull an A rank?
>>565890804It's definitely a NTEkiller but ZZZ won't be topped for years at this point
>>565890804why does it look like a jap indie knockoff?
>>565890696>>565890893i dont even play wuwa* that muchgot ysg on m2 aswell
>>565890728Stop NOOOTICIIIINGGGGlook at this brown cat instead, gweilo
>>565890724What is it with lolifags and botting
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>565891002It's trivial to not a poal
>>565891002I could get Norma being organically popular but there's no way in hell people are actually hyped for Sucrose 3.0
>>565890995
>>565890728S2 hate is confined to Yi Xuan shorts and magic, they were front running the hate for S3.
>>565890786I'd be afraid to bully her. This hoe took on like 5 dudes with guns and won. Easily.
>>565891072Norma can be organically popular but her overlapping with Fufu should be more than enough to not pull over Ramielle
>>565890696>Assmongoloid opinions Does that gross little misanthrope goblin even play games anymore, or is every stream just dedicated to reciting Palantir-MAGA talking points. Average baldie stream: >Uh-huh >That's exactly right >Here it comes >I one hundred percent agree
>the one the devs were talking about, who have a big sword was Pyrois
>>565890804what with the downgrade?https://youtu.be/716eb1ruka4it supposed to have awesome animations.
>>565891118>hating on shorts stillPeople upset over oddest things.
Whats the best guide if I want to go in on drive disks? Not just what stats but how much stats to aim for.
>>565891190God he looks like shit. I don't even want to level him.
>>565891072Roxy has some interesting elements, Norma is just bland
>>565891192Shorts are good.
do gacha players have facial blindness or just blindness in general? whenever someone sees a new character and says 'its just x from y!!!' it never fits
>>565890786Cissia isn't made to be a cop. the NEPS should transfer her to Victoria for a proper tutoring and civil reintegration
>>565891205everyone liked the Nicole jacket, short, belly top and boots combo
>>5658912581:1 copy
>>565891118Nah, I hated the writing around Shungus as well. Devs need to stop pushing [designated waifu] on me and let me pick my own.
>>565891258Anon, your picture isn't helping against the claim that Roxy is just Sucrose Redux.
>>565891235with skirt? no. also weird pedo shit with nunally. that game is fucking creepy.
Can he beat Shungus?
>>565890872>>565890893I fcking hate that devs wont give us this as an alternate outfit meanwhile they are expecting us to spend some shekels on that cringe casual clothes.
MANIFESTING M2W1 BILLY AND ORPH WITH NO 50 OR 75 LOSSES AND ALL AT EARLY PITY!!
>elysia expy>kiana expy>sucrose expy>columbina expyare there any others
>>565891190damn im so fucking cool
>>565891315Why, are you saying you didn't get to hear the words "osmanthus cakes" and "chingling sword" enough times?
>>565891315you vill love the designated waifus
>>565891258>chinks don't obviously copy other designs. hmmmmmmm
>batman, the character who asked for this
>>565891191the trailer is before they decided to embrace being a gta knock off so they removed unique abilities and gave everyone the same copy pasted movesetthe reason why it doesnt have gacha is because characters are just skins
>>565890939Roxy at least has theme and design. Velina/Claret/Phoenix slop-eaters genuinely baffle me. Having taste this bland should be illegal.
>>565890918Thanks for the idea, I'll add it to my list
>>565890656Full probably
>>565891190>big swordFVARKKKKKK I'M SO COOL YO
Promeia has no hypeLiterally none What an absolute failure of a character
>>565891604You are not cool. It's just your STAND that is cool.Dumbass.
>>565890696>sponsored
>>565891190reminder that pyrois has 2 different sword models
>>565891483Manifesting this anon's M2W1 Billy and Orph with no 50 or 75 losses and all at early pity!
>>565891258hoyo recycle specific characters from honkai impact but they also make waifus in specific niches
>>565891626>literal murderer >"p-please like me, player-sama"
We are all Velina's big fans
Snex
>>565891205Farm something with two good sets for you, ideally one is a general general purpose set like woodpecker, branch, moonlight. In the music store, recycle into sets that are paired with a set you'd never farm. Always leave all slots open. Targeting one slot is a trap.Aim for 6+ good rolls per disc, be content with 4 rolls on discs 4, 5 , 6. Anomaly characters need less rolls.Knowing which stats varies by agent. You can look up recommendations. Usually you'll want to save crit rate/DMG or attack and anomaly proficiency.
>>565891754Gee, anon, why does your mom let you have three Billies?
pink hair and boobs? is that nicole expy?
How many weeks is 2.8?
>>565891572>combat looks like a series of jump cuts as every action is basically instantly interupted to instant start the next actionthe forced stutter is going to give people motion sickness.
>>5658918356veeks
>>565891586I might give Phoenix a pass if she's fun like Zhao and Dialyn
>>565891696
>>565891826They really need to fix this bitch's hair.
>>565891556That was for a collab tho.The characters in wuwa don't look like that.>meanwhile at HoyoHQ.
new ananta combat footage just dropped!we are so cooked, zzzbros!https://youtu.be/T6LNQVhuo_8?si=0kYSmSUYtPvdHwCk&t=79
>Phoenix will be the new Rupture Support agent designed to work with Banyue by refunding some adrenaline every time you use an EX skill
1 day until I can buy Miss Hosimi new clothes
>>565891710Why does Aria get a pass?
>>565892005>wasting money on a washed up old unitshes done uncgive up shes ass
>>565891626>shares type and element with miyabi>released before our fuarking hero demon mode billy
>>565892005Her default clothes look better.
>>565891671>you are not co-FVARKKK I'm so cool yo
>>565892073miboobies...
>>565891754Looks nothing like her
>>565891950Sorry, but I prefer "hoyo copy" than noname 2d shit kek
>>565892056NeverI will get Mindscapes to make her stronger
>>565891754cowboy billy looks cooler than s billy
>>565892073
>>565892120but you are supposed to be le hackerman...not le coolbadassman...
>>565891626>le random krampus character after krampus became a laughing stock and done nothing>make her a shitty Evelyn clone in dseign and combat>while also making her ice when ice is currently cockblocked to hell and back thanks to devs fearing miyabi>if she's somehow better then miyabi then people will riot>if she's not then no fucking point in getting her when every other ice dps is better when allowed to be usedThe most obvious throwaway character that they had in development and needed for some sort of filler. At least S-Billy ends up filling a niche since rupture doens't have physical char. But Promeia? Pointlessly dropped into a saturated element that has the most common resistance used. realy smart there devs.
You think gacha games foster mental illness or they just collect people with mental illness?
>>565892021Because she was a murderbot before gaining consciousness and feels bad about it. Promeia is just a murderer.
Banyue chucking Phoenix into enemies like a grenade
>>565891424
>>565892332Love me a fastball special.
>>565892289Yes.
>>565892005>1 day until I can buy wuxiaslop dress for japanese charactermay as well start calling xianjiang like CN too
>>565892073Yeah I'm thinking the new skin is KINO
>>565892178lowest of the lowest iqs but aight
>>565891793>You can look up recommendationsYeah I'm asking which site or wiki has the best most up to date ones.
>>565891739We like demn big
>>565891563It's actually Niteowl.
>>565892005>release new outfit>no rerun in sightpain
For me, it's Velina.
>>565892645It's probably very soon, likely for anni. She's currently 5th longest without a banner iirc
So is Phoenix Krampus or not
>>565891180Stay seething. It's one of his rare L takes but other than that he's /ourguy/.
How are the EU Guilds, any active ones with some room?
>>565891696Looks like he's on a wheelchair, which could have been funny too
>>565892743I don't know.
>velinafags only have like 4 images they have to keep repostingSad!
>>565892779We don't talk about EU guilds here.
>>565892779>activeas in active chat? you don't want thatthere is no guild content so
>>565891258>same character but red eyes, that means she's different pfff
>>565892005>Release a skin for her only after powercreeping herDevilish.
>>565892645They'd have remove all the anit-miyabi mechanics if they wanted to rerun her and expect sales. Costume is just a cashgrab for the few still coping.
>>565892840W-why?>>565892857Yeah just a bit of a conversation going at least during new patches
>>565892779The only active one is run by a discord homo cabal larping as /vg/ posters
>>565892779Check the guild rentry. 8th Street should have space at least but you can just put in the guild id and see if they have slots before applying. 4th might be full already idkDefinitely remember to put /ZZZ/ in your bio
>>565892289rule of popularity, on every 99 people you have 1 complete whacko, also gacha aren't that bad compared to troonfest like MMOs
As of 2.8, Krampus is the only faction without any misses.
>>565892983dialyn's outfit is ugly af so no
>>565892779All /zzz/ and 4chud guilds are cringe. Just join a few random ones with 20+ members and do your weeklies for a bit of extra currency.
>>565892710for me, it's all her wip art
Lolina
>>5658929832.4 was one of the worst patches in Season 2 writing-wise.
>NOO YOU CANT ADD CHINESE OUTFITS IN MY CHINESE URBANSLOB GAME
is there will be maintenance and polychromes guyus?
>>565892286>caring about the metaIn a game that can be played with one fucking hand, how do we have autistic meta chasing trannies like yourself? The ONLY thing that matters in this game is how much you like a character.
>>565893006>Just join a few random ones with 20+ membersThere's literally zero incentive for joining a guild at all. Its just adding to your chores in an already cumbersome sloppmaxxed game.
>>565893045UOHToT
>>565893046because it got hijacked by shungites nonsense
>>565892886At least it's a new skin. Ellen school uniform release was the most funny shit ever because Miyabi just released there.Though Miyabi will likely get buffed soon to compensate, similar to what happened with Ellen.
>>565893026ohh tha'ts gonna be amazing once done.
>>565893070you wrote all of this despite having 2-3 vh-s and using them to clear shiyu and da... crazy>inb4 i actually like those characters
>>565892292She feels bad for it too! I'm sure she had to kill people for Krampus because her mom had super cancer and had to choose between treatments or food for Promeia's little sister who got sold into rape slavery or something. Nobody on Wise's team is allowed to be morally ambiguous.
>>565892886wdym, she's still T0
Don't want to make a big deal out of this or anything but Corin got me the wrong brand of beer
>>565892286Shunko is a pseudo rupture with dupes anyways. Phys rupture is the most throwaway you can get past elec. Snake with her massive def shred and ball to further feed into it is makes elec rupture completely redundant.
>>565893070>easily triggered over shitty characterretard
>>565893086the shop provides some leveling materials. If you don't need that then yeah it's worthless.
>>565892910There's been a retard or two trying to conduct witch hunts on guild members for wrongthink. You may want to reconsider joining a guild from here.
>>565893151I don't have any Void Hunters.
>>565893109>At least it's a new skin.And its chinese slop that doesn't match her aesthetics at all. There's no point in her getting a skin if its worse than default. At least the Ellen school outfit is fun to swap into just for a change of pace.
>>565893369>doesnt post proof of shiyu / da clearssar aight sar sure sandjeesh sar
>>565893262>shunkoDidn't get that trash nor would I waste dupes on it. Billy is easily going to outsell prom. he's actually useful. Cissa will be powercept as well. That's just how it goes in zzz.
>>565893284It's not about the character, it's about metafaggotry, trannoid.
Do I quit ZZZ? I got all the idols but now im losing interest in the game with the new update showing nothing but fat thick women.
>Banyuebot goes on a killing spree>has to climb the highest peak in the world and meditate for years to truly come to terms with it and move forward to atone for his sins forever stained by the past>Ariabot goes on a killing spree>hehe im an idol now uwu
>>565891010Go play to work instead of shitpisting first thing in the morning!!!!
Pissed in Sunna's Gatorade and she got mad.
>>565893412I'm at work, nigger. Quit with this Indian shit, it's not even remotely funny.
>>565893519Yeah, Aria is smart enough to accept she's not to blame, we already know.
>>565891002cope tourist, 4chins is a lolichad site
>>565893519wow men are such sissy pussies
>>565893349Yeah I know no big deal I'm not gonna post anything crazy >>565892976Is the uid in the rentry wrong? It says not found when I search it
What am I in for? I know Norma and Vagina shows up but that's all and maybe Cissia meeting Promethia.
>>565893462If you actually read what you are foaming at the mouth at you might of caught the bit that said >every other ice dpsin which every counts ellen, hugo and yidhari who are all not meta. I'd ask for you to think for a moment before replying in blind rage but you're retarded so you don't even understand what you're screaming about.
>>565891259>maid cissiapeak
>>565893591>has time to post here>has time to allegedly take a picture and upload it>cant open the game and screenshot ok sar np sar we forgive sar
>>565893450I know our angels are all about making your delusions turn real and shit, but please. No fucking way. It's the biggest skip patch of them all. As for Cissia.. she's really fucking stupidly good, so I doubt we'll see much there for a while. Seed + ball, Trigger + ball, and Cissia + ball have Seed sit at 70 def ignore and Cissia at 78%. Add Cissia m1 and it's 80%/88%. Shit's dumb. Completely aside that she also goes extremely hard with Robutt if you like that more.
>>565893665No one cares
i love skipping characters
>>565890724Who else with me?
>>565893714the king of contrarians
For all the ''who cares/asked'' retards hereI care and I asked.
Cissia + Seed or Promeia + Ball, please decide for me
>>565893673You're the one fomaing at the mouth. I read all that, it doesn't matter. The game isn't hard enough or complex enough to worry about anything beyond resistances. Play who you like as a character. ZZZ is one step above Alphabet Park.
>>565893782now what?
>Storyteller and Sigrid get massive boost over Severian on poll suddenly>thread quality goes to shitInteresting...
>>565893714Don't you get Asaba for free?
>>565893835...and a discord tranny
>>565893858He probably joined after 1.5.
>>565893858i started in 1.6 for super anby
:(
Do Homomasa's potentials make him good? He's my only electric attacker besides anton
>>565893683abusing my authority over maid Sissya
>>565893519mediation may be good for your soul but Aria unironically wins here because unlike Banyue who was stuck in the mountains doing nothing Aria actually spreads actual love and peace
>>565893940Define good
>>565893929He's too villainous to warrant it.
>>565893940he's a dialyn merchant
>>565893685>can't capitalize his first letters>can't use punctuation to end his sentences You can't be serious. Here's a Porta John next to me. I'm sure you can Google where the 910 area code is.
>>565893985bare minimum to get a trigger + support team to 3 star and s rank shiyu
>>565891710>Literal murdererYeah that's the best part
>>565891190Big sword to match his big cock... imagine..
>>565894017go back to work sarahposter
>>565893665https://youtu.be/BXnj-F1lX-0?si=lrV39emxOv7aiE3t
>>565894017hows the H2b visa sar
Guess I will give this to Promeia since I doubt I will get a good Ice Damage one for a while. I'll be using fusion compiler anyway.
>>565894039a day or two ago i got over 20k with m0w0 yuzuha + m0w0 harumasa + m0 trigger with nangongs ball for more anomaly procs so i think a real team clears easily
>>565893963>abusing my authority over maid Sissyaplease noyou dont need to abuse her
I want to roll Billy because he rules, but his gameplay seems so boring and he doesn't really have any niche if you already have big shungus
how am I gonna concentrate with her as the guide in 3.0
>>565891710>literal murderer>"p-please like me, player-sama"works for me.
>>565894017Based workchad, don't listen to these NEETs and poors they could never
>>565894017Destroyed our local neet aodschizo honestly
>>565893689I skipped aod and I got Cissa. I have no reason to get trash mary suengus.Billy is going to be good for rupture since rupture is already better than attacker in general. Billy also has some popularity over the past two years, no one is getting prom over him just for a weak ice char they are selling a sob story for. Cissa is fun and decently strong but she's still gonna get power crept. Next rupture dps will be electric and will power creep hard, assuming the VH isn't electric and then still power creeped hard no matter the damage role. I love my snek still.
>>565894123H-how did you know????
>>565894179>big shungusWhy do people keep comparing him to Ye Shungus? He's a rupture physical and she's an attack physical, they're different classes. Does Ye juststeamroll rupture shilling stages too?
>>565894017post hand to end this hatred
>>565894316
I started liking Cissia the moment she got into roleplaying as Nicole. What I don't get is why they didn't make Cissiacole and Nicole meet up.
>>565893714Dunno about loving it, but yeah, it happens.Thinking about getting Dialyn, Hugo and Yanagi if they come around at suitable moment.
This is the definitive designs tier list.You cannot argue with this as it is not subjective but 100% objective.
>>565894321You can probably bruteforce them and still get a decently high score yeah
>>565894420i got m0 hugo and want his m2 to make him decent
>>565894321Shungus basically deals bonus damage to Miasma the same way a Rupture agent does, but she doesn't get to ignore Defense or anything.It's not like Miasma shields even last very long.
Well fuck YOU too Roland you piece of shit fuck YOU
>>565894321Because she's the best physical DPS in the game right now.There's usually some level of attack buff in DA, and even if not then YSG is still probably enough to full clear anyway, so it doesn't really make sense to roll Billy unless you like him. He doesn't even have Potential Man status like Prom does
>>565893813You're the one that replied first screaming "trannie". Nothing was said about meta, nothing was said about game difficulty. Simply design and comparing her other ice dps in which she's a bad spot be she stronger or weaker due to it being a saturated element for dps and the common ice resistance. Take some meds for your retardation. You clearly need them.
BADDIEBOO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>565894321Yeah. As long as it has a physical weakness. Her ether veil'd passive is useful against that.
>>565893714>>565894420Why are the portraits different?
>>565894435>Alice>Orphie>not in SexShit list.
>>565893714Remember. Only pull for agents you like. The golden rule.
>>565894435jane is sex cmon
>>565894158Too late. After she's done dusting off my furniture? I'm making her sit on my lap.
>>565894435>sex>all womengooner opinoon discarded
>>565894516Other one is modded, other is not.
>>565894435
>>565892757>Stay seething. It's one of his rare L takes but other than that he's /ourguy/.
>>565894490I don't recall typing in all caps, but keep showing me how not mad you are with these essays.
>Boo says that Chop treats humans and bangboos differently>Chop says that he should shut the fuck up because he totally cares about everyone equally okay??>the boo is in the wrong somehow
>>565894435>Jane>OK?????????????? Are you fucking retarded?
>>565894158What is it with these criminal-but-likable, surprisingly competent failgirl reptiles...
I love the Panda but I hate his quick assist it's the same as Dialyn and Norma. And Dialyn doesn't get the bonus with him either
>>565890696Lmao?
>>565894721my hero m1w1 fufu doesnt have these problems
Is the patch not out today? I'm still at work but Prydwen hasn't added Promeia to the tierlist
Holy shit, it's her!
>>565890696>wujeets are also asmonjew watchersOf course.
>>565894721The funniest part about Panda is him being a Defense agent with a hilariously long Parry follow-up animation that doesn't do much daze anyway.
>>565894801tmorow
Is Cissia actually good or is everyone indoctrinated by failsnake propaganda
>>565894721I love the panda and use him in my rupture teams because I want to have sex with him.
Characters are greatToo bad gameplay and dialogue are MAXslopped
>>565894917sneed
>>565892904>for the few still coping>literally the most popular character in the game
>>565894915Damn I wanted to shitpost her being a brick or OP based on the tier list
>>565894842Does assmong even play games anymore? Every time I see a clip of him streaming it's just him scrolling his Xitter feed filled with amerimutt political brainrot and giving the most dogshit ragebait takes imaginable.
>>565890696ngl I'm installing it to roll for herlove japanese maidens out of their setting
I like Maki, Moe and Nana.
big news for horse fans
>>565895025Not since the AIPAC money started flowing in.
can't wait for sunmilkers
>>565895104matches the chinese uncle leaks
>>565895104Soon
>>565892743Yes retard did you not watch the 2.8 livestream Promeia specifically tells Phoenix to mobilize
>>565894917>Is Cissia actually good or is everyone indoctrinated by failsnake propaganda''failsnake propaganda''>Doesnt know when she was born>doesnt know where she was born>doesnt know her parents>never had a birthday before>Lived her whole childhood in the bad parts of outer ring, always starving>kept getting beaten almost to death everytime>her only joy is the snake she keeps and cares about it>she was literally kidnapped by jane, forced to plead guilty crimes she never done and she keeps getting harassed/punished by her colleagues>even now that she has a job she still doesnt have an apartment and doesnt earn enough money to buy food (she eats snacks because she's constantly hungry + hopes to find free food samples around the city so she wont die starvingIt's not propaganda it's called having empathy over a person that never had a single happy moment in her entire lifebut you fags only play the game for ''MuH gAmEpLaY'' and literally skip the whole story like absolute sovless behaviour
You wouldn't stick your penis in the horse pussy.
Does Billy need his ball or can I get away with YX yet again
>>565895270I would
>>565895270I would.
>>565890423
Is this the closest mockup of Sunbringer's new design aside from the missing Yixuan boobies? I don't know what the freakout is if she kept the cape, flag and body suit.
>>565895104>horse girl is fillerlmeow
>>565895108>might makes right goyim, Israel and its golem should do whatever they want, just because they can t. every sponsored assmongoloid opinion It's kinda criminal how he's grooming his chud zoomer fanbase to be sociopathic amoral little misanthropes, just so they would better align morally with Israel and Cheeto tearing the world apart for their own short-term gains.
>>565895464she might be ice attack so that would make sense lol
>2nd banner is le badAll of my favourites are 'filler' then...Lighter, Harumasa, Eve, Trigger, Hugo, Banyue...
>>565895268You could've chosen simply not answer instead of acting like a whiny Twitter retard to a tongue-in-cheek question
>>565895446
>>565895571woah
>>565895569Fucking KILL YOURSELF tanakaAnd yes, all those are filler.
>>565895571tits
>>565895632what the fuck this time it was actually me
>>565893542make it up to her by having her ride your face and pee down your throat
How do I cope with the fact that Sunbringer isn't real?
>>565895306The Cauldron of Calamity event engine and Yixuan's ball are decent cope options for Billy.
>>565894204I need Norma and Velina to take turns riding my face until they reach orgasm, squirting their pleasure fluids down my throat. Hag and Loli; the best of both worlds.
>>565893634Which one are you checking 8? Make sure it's the right one for your server. Could also be that they are closed right now for applications but I don't know why
>>565895794play the video game whore
i cant wait 22 days for billy and orph its too damn long...
>>565894609I look like this and say this
>>565895935I'll allow you to play other stuff while waiting
I pulled for nangong, seeing the upcoming velina... Did i get scammed?
>>565895794that's a pretty slutty dress to walk around in now that I think about it...
>>565896025i actually got a new job starting tomorrow so i wont be playing stuff as much
>>565895781you could find a man like nature intended, "lesbian" sis
>>565894853>she will never be silly
explain this scene
Should I be greedy and stupid and roll for Lucia's W-Engine?
>>565896127
>>565896135Lucia isn't much better than Pan without her engine
>>565893369I bet you are lying.
>>565896135Nah Weeping Cradle is good enough
>>565894435I'm sorry my dude but entirely random ordering is not "100% objective".
>>565896134>I need to fight with my arms tied behind my back.>themes and such.
>>565895571Ether exposure did this to her.
>>565896034Velina is anomaly DPS, why should having pulled a stunner that works with anomaly be a scam for you now? One of her beta test teams is with Yuzuha and Nangong.What's cool Doe is that she apparently also works with Jane!
Just sold that dipshit Billy a Limited Edition Starlight Knight Red Knight Deluxe Plus Complete Ultimate Platinum Enhanced Premium Select Master Grade Super Series Full Action Statue but its just the box and I filled it with some rocks to give it weight. By the time he gets home and opens it I'll be long gone LMAO
>velina>norma>remi>sigridAnd just like that Hoyo decided for me that I’ll save, I’m sorry Probibi, rolling for Bibi and Sanbibi minds apes already bricked my account too much.
>>565896034Are you stupid? they're both in same team as promeia
>>565896134Her gimmick is being an escape artist. That's why she's handcuffed and her cloak has clamps and locks and whatnot. Also BDSM stuff because there's a ballgag on her choker.
>>565896127Stop mocking me
>>565896134I don't get the outfit. They really didn't bother to make her change it before selling her? The character demo is so jarrying I can't suspend my disbelief
>first time doing operation matrix at 12 ether activity>first try out of time on vesper>second try kill her with under a second remainingi only have to do this once, right? easy 8s from here on?
>>565896312KEK bodied that metal freakBeing a human rules
>>565896312>warning: nicole is approaching you rapidly to insert a black hole up your sphincter
>>565896034Yes. Nangon does nothing for most anomaly. Its all Yuzuha. Velina will work with every anomaly element as wind is its own gimmick.
>>565896134https://www.healthline.com/health/sensory-deprivation-tank>You enter the tank nude and are cut off from all outside stimulation, including sound, sight, and gravity when the tank’s lid or door is closed. As you float weightless in the silence and darkness, the brain is supposed to enter into a deeply relaxed state.>Sensory deprivation tank therapy is said to produce several effects on the brain, ranging from hallucinations to enhanced creativity.Return to the womb basically.
>>565896134You ever read MPD Psycho?
Just gave my bro Billy a rock collector's box as a prank but I removed the rocks and put in a Limited Edition Starlight Knight Red Knight Deluxe Plus Complete Ultimate Platinum Enhanced Premium Select Master Grade Super Series Full Action Statue. When he gets home and opens it he'll be so glad lmao I love my bro
>>565896420Yeah, you only need to do a single +12 ever and otherwise it's all 8s.
>>565896450Unironically, I think Nicole is one of the few agents you'd be able to beat in a fight.
>emo, scene, or goth agent, who's a dwarf hotot thiren Do this, Hoyo.
>>565896508This is nothing but hellish torture if you have tinnitus
>>565896547LIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>>565896124What. Did you somehow take that as me shitting on her design
>>565894627Retard
>>565896559Sure, but you're still at the whims of the narrative. And the narrative says she shoves her black hole gun up your ass collapses you into a singularity for being mean to one of her retarded children.
>>565893665Get ready for your introduction to the big shill VH of 3.0 stealing your grand prize, Cissia's one cool moment undermined because le hecking stoic MUST be superior, and time stop being a power now
>>565896559how do you beat her when she starts machinegunning you down with her bag?
>>565896559Sure, but she walks around with a cannon that shoot black holes so there won't be a fight.
>>565896559I don't think Sunna could walk off a right hook from an average male either.
>>565896549thank goodness for that. im not good enough at this game to manage that again
>>565896420So you did it? Congrats anon I only did it with the broken Shungus Sunna Zhao comp.Yeah you don't need to do more, in fact even on the 8 difficulty missions you can just skip the time limited bullshit and pick something else
>>565896651Doesn't that thing only work inside a Hollow? If so, I shove my cock up her pussy and collapse her into being the one to bear my children.
>>565896662Why are you still so mad over the W-Engine?
>>565896616We have been sorely lacking for comical goofball antagonists like Perlman or Bellum for quite a long time.
>>565896735>im not good enough at this gameJust pick Idols and roll your face on the keyboard
1-3: Roll Promeia4-6: Roll Billy7-9: Save 0: Become a whale
How long would it take the Cunning Hares to notice if Nekomata got killed anonymously in an alley or hollow somewhere or kidnapped for a TOPS slave auction
I'm excited for the Otto expy.
>>565896819>9: Save for Billy
>>565896876Your Joyous?
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATGIRL
>>565896662I don’t think that the snek moment was undermined at all, she is not strong, she said it herself.What that scene tried to show is that even if the snek is traumatized, she’d fight to protect her friends.You expecting Cissia to beat Promeia is retarded.
>>565896960>not blonde
>>565896670Imma sneak around her back.
>>565896742>Shungus Sunna Zhaoi did it with Seed and Cisssia with a loaned Astra. first time playing her for real, fucking fun comp. i'll have to pull her if she gets rerun again soon>>565896818last time I tried with the idols I didn't do enough damage
>>565896819Billy
>>565896795BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO WIN DO IT PROPERLY, ONE V ONE LIKE ME HERO AKIRA KONGOU WOULD HAVE DONE
>>565896819Easy 1-3 and 4-6. Maybe Orphie doesn't need her engine after all.
>>565896981Trying to soften her image like this makes her less interesting, personally.
>Missed NangongI was on vacation, can you rerun her banner before 2.8 real quick for me
>>565896848>two years later >"Hey, remember Nekomata?" >"Yeah, haven't seen her for while." >"Didn't she used to live here?" >"Nah, she just hung out here sometimes." >"Wasn't she a Cunning Hare?" >"I thought that was a joke."
>>565896848Too long. Nekomata is already my slave-wife now.
>>565896987Yeah but if you're trying to shill a character and their one fight is them getting their ass handed to her on a silver platter...Like it would be Mortal Kombat tried adding Worf as a DLC character
>>565897054Or maybe your interpretation of the character was just wrong.
>>565890804Looks kino, way better than ZZZ's hold basic attack spam.
>>565897089Whenever I say "The Cunning Hares" my brain doesn't include Nekomata in the mental image. She's more like a stray cat who they occasionally feed.
>>565897063Get Velina at 3.0.
>>565896819Rollan
>>565896662>Cissia's one cool moment undermined>she doesn't lose to a stronger character
I fixed Pyrois design to make him look more urban and ZZZ-esque instead of like some Honkai freak monster.
>>565896981Then is Cissia Harley Quinn?
>>565897131Are you forgetting how everybody in Mortal Kombat jobs?
>>565897131>>565896662HOLA JOSE
>>565896981Yes Promeia, the first outright full cognitive killer of ZZZ is Batman, the character with the strictest No Kill Rule of any fictional character.
daddy like?
>>565897198SOVL
>Promeia is better for my enjoyment>Billy is better for my soulHow am I supposed to be able to make this choice
>>565897138It happens again..
>>565897218Not as much as Worf, except Kotal Khan
>>565897198No Yeezys? Really?
>>565897263Do people who spend $2000 on a gacha game and still suck feel shame?
I wanted to pull for Cissia solely because of her character and not her gameplay, but I've hardly been playing the past 2 months and so I didn't have enough tapes for her. Then I remembered I now make 6 figures so I whaled for her anyways.Beloved snek wife added to roster
>>565897232Niggas never heard of Moon Knight I guess
>>565890693god i love taffy.
>>565897232This is one of those universes where something went a bit different.Bruce and Thomas got shot in the alleyway and Martha became the Batman instead and she doesn't have a no kill rule.
>>565897338I don't think Moon Knight's theme song goes NANA NANA NANA NANA.
wise's mother~
>Found out Cissia only gets paid 1200 Dennies a month>Cheapest food you can buy ingame cost 1800 denniesPoor Snek
>>565897263>>565897328Why bother learning to play when you can just pay to win. Except in this case the whale didn't even bother to win.
Shrimple as.
>>565897063But Nangong wasn't even the banner that ended now. How long were you away?
>>565897232no anon. she's bat girl. because her hands are tied.
>>565897529And she is in debt with her employer
>>565897567SHE ALSO HAS A NO KILL RULEEVERYONE IN THE BAT FAMILY HAS A NO KILL RULE EXCEPT JASON!
I'm rolling Billy solely because I always roll meta and I want to try and break the programming
>>565890348PitGODS win every time
>>565897232He said Batgirl.READ NIGGA, READ.
white ppl manga is so corny bruh
>>565897567Good thing she isn't Wonder Woman because she would be powerless under bondage.
>>565897603Who also has a shock collar on her.
>>565897610Fucking Jason, that whiny little bitch.
Why are they called Bangboos?
>At least S-Billy ends up filling a niche
>>565897716A crowbar does wonders to the boy wonder.
>>565897529I'd pay her so much more to ride my face until she squirts down my throat.
>>565897726to bang them
i might roll promeia depending on how SWEEET she is
>wears a cape>throws batarangshow is she not bat girl?
>capeshit>in ZZZPUKE
>>565897757Yes, virgin-kun, Physical Rupture is a unique combination for now.
I will only roll for Promeia if Severian tries to accost her for wanting to kill Zhu and then Promeia just beats the shit out of him so much he's shoved into a hospital bed until he shows up for his banner in 3.x (preferably the post story patches)
Go forth and molest robots
>>565897839She throws moons. She's the moon man.
>>565897880imagine feeling emasculated by a twink. God you SEAniggers are sad.
>>565897906I can’t eat them because I can’t digest metal
>>565897906I hate clankers
>Yes, virgin-kun, Physical Rupture is a unique combination for now.>who is shunkoso homofags really dont play the game...
>>565897906I will only molest Billy and Banyue
>>565898017Not a physical rupture that's for sure, tourist pajeet
>>565898017Shungite is an attacker though…She can deal with some rupture content because she is busted, yes, but she is an attacker.Do you play the game? Feels like you don’t.
>>565897906
>>565897997Is Severian a twink? He seems more like a bishie man.Actually, he looks more or less like Sesshomaru.
>cant even attempt to read her kitshe is better at rupture slop than yixuan iswe get it xitter troon, you are mad the game has more sexy females being added each patch. keep crying
>>565898136Severian's brother, a confirmed twink, is more manly than they are so the question is redundant.
Bibian Banshee
After waiting till the very last day to decide on which idol outfit to get I went with Aria. The skull sleeves and stockings, heart halo, pink wings, tail wrapped around her leg. It's the best one. Plus you get two outfits in one so it's a bargain.
lol
>>565898242Get all of them or I’m kicking you out of the guild after me and all members rape you
>>565898189>i was merely pretending to be retardedIt's okay, being illiterate is normal in your SEA shithole. You can admit that you're wrong and there's no saving it.
>>565895104They have released characters out of order before
>>565898229cute!
>>565897131There's a reason why people like her better than 4u invincible characters like Shungus. Also, Promeia is running next banner. If she loses now, will you have a memory of a goldfish to forget about it and pull for her?
>>565898136>Severian protecting his little brother from PubSec internal affairs for cracking the external consultant rat
>>565898242Her "today i'm a demon of delusion!" voiceline is the cutest line in the game
>>565897880Honestly? He should try to confront Promeia>Cissia is a cowardly petty criminal but he decides to enslave her and make her his pet he can abuse>Threatened the siblings for no real discenable reasonIf he doesn't actually confront someone who can fight back and was a Zhao away from killing his best officer we might have to put him on the same fraud watch as Akainu>"Promeia? I better stay at my desk or I'M FINISHED!"
Billy's failure is assured, but the faggot audience will still come up with 82 different copes for why it doesn't count just like how Hugo, Lighter, and Banyue all don't count and how ZZZ's devs need to chase the Gentroon audience by releasing more homobait characters.
>>565897131Personally I prefer my characters without flaws.I can totally see now why you slop gobblers like Yixuan so much.
>>565897332Based.
>>565893616nah
Norma will sell less than Billy if she's before Remielle
>>565898404>Personally I prefer my characters without flaws.There aren't any of these in the game, though?
IM NEVER COMING BACK FUFU
>>565898497who the fuck is moot
But the target audience, pedophiles, are so numerous that they will save Norma's sales
>>565898546Fufu a shit
>>565897757He's filling the kino niche
>>565898404Das right, Shifu dindu nothing wrong
>>565898497was this before or after he went to little st james under the care of uncle jeffrey
>>565898563Holy newcutie. He's the owner of the shithole called 4chan.
>>565898660that's hiroshima nagasaki
>>565898401>promeia beats severian>takes cissia away from him>motherly gens activates>pampers and takes care of cissia>cissia gets to live the lavish life she desires thanks to bunny funds>neps loses their slaveThis is the good ending for the snek but she is too retarded to see it
>>565896723Sunna is canonically super strong, I think my best bet is Astra.
>>565897995https://youtu.be/dLxpNiF0YKs
>>565898546taking Fufu home with me!
Fuflop lol
>>565898546>you come back 2 days later>just to leave againGet fucked stupid orange cat
I tried 40 pulls for Cissia. Not my fault she didn't come home. If she appears on the next 100% banner, I'll grab her for sure.
>>565898546Nyooooo Fufu is the best character in the game... she doesn't deserve this..
Billy!
>>565898401I can't edit well or draw at all so take the easy bake version
Bibi!
>>565898546You end up coming back btw
Patch will arrive tomorrow right? Fuck, I've stored 113 rolls and lost 50\50 on Cissia. Cannot wait for Promeia
cawfee
>>565890579No, she doesn't mog Rina. She doesn't even mog Yidhari, for that matter.
>>565898992She looks like she likes getting impregnated by muscular black men.
>>565897880>he thinks they're not going for a neuvillette 2.0 with severiancome on now
>>565895575t. gameplayfag
>>565898841new player here, what is a 100% banner? all I can find is that banner with alice, astra and sanby from patch 2.4
>>565899095Dying to ether cancer made her infertile
>>565899124wait what's wrong with prioritizing gameplay in a videogame
Bringe pictures of Zhao!
>>565899118Why exactly do you think I hate him?Besides the obvious asshole points he gained in one patch.
In my mind Jane is really good at her job as a criminal behavior specialist, because deep down she's really fucking dark herself. Question is, is she a Dexter figure, or a Doakes figure? Do unresolved gang-related murders suspiciously jump whenever she's undercover in a gang, or do a bunch of her drug-busts mysteriously end in a ventillated dead suspect with an unfired pocket gun conveniently next to the corpse.
>>565897471but...why are they making out???
>gacha veterans hate Severian out of principle
>>565899125>what is a 100% banner? All I found was the 100% banner
>>565899212
>>565899212>bringe
So when will ZZZ devs have the balls to add a character like this?I know they test every fetish in the book but this is not the highest bar, come on
I am so goddamn confused.Is Promeia releasing in 8h 30m or is she releasing in 32 hours 30mins?Like is she coming out today CST or tomorrow CST?
Nyooooo Sigrid is coming 3.1 fuck. She's the one I want the most in season 3 but I also want Norma and probably Velina. I don't really care for the rest so I'll have a big spending phase in the beginning followed by a big save period this isn't fair...
>>565899291Only thing you can thrust is family. Wise is all about family.
>>565899125Yeah that's the banner he meant. The pity you built on it will get carried to the next time it appears, so we can only assume that it will come back at some point
>>565899398tomorrow bruh
>>565899508So what will happen in 8.5h?
>>565899118I think between the bros, Severian is smarter, but Seth can bench more weight. To put it simply, Sev got his commissioner title by kissing ass.
>>565899410They've given us so many save banners that they gotta pile all the interesting banners right next to a void hunter to flush everyone's tapes
Miyabi or Promeia?
>>565899540nothing, you'll just have the standard banner to pull from
Next patch is the save banner
>>565899371did not expect to see giantess stuff here
>>565899578Miyabi obviously. Full Moon sex will be wild.
>>565899624I wonder if Onis get full moon sex drive buffs
>>565899118he has Septhiroth VA, he's obviously his expy
>>565897864Pointless when Shungus ignores Miasma shields anyways by raping them 1.5x faster. Billy is DoA in the meta, he got Hugo'd
>>565899371Oh my GAWD!!!!
Did you get your snek?
>>565899476thanks anon
>>565899410The only ones I'll roll for in v.3 is whoever dwarfs Zhu/Rina, and of course the VH. That is it.
>>565899798No and thank Allah for that
>>565899798I'm a Sanby enjoyer, so no.
>>565899798Lost 50\50
>>565899798Nah, I have Anbies.
>>565899842Bro your Mono Electric nodes?
>>565899798Nyes
>>565899275She has a darker side that she recognizes and has made peace with, but I think she's ultimately strictly lawful person. She just has very good understanding of human conditions and that lets her play a villain really well. Probably the smartest agent in the entire roster.
>>565899398She is releasing in 15 hours approximately
>>5658994103.1 should give 130-150 pulls if it is like the other VH patches, so you should be okay.
>>565899771Definitely true, Shungus will be better 100%, but it's not like he's the third Ice Attacker in meta that hates Ice element.
>>565899913>She just has very good understanding of human conditionsYeah, and she uses that to make men hard, too.
>>565899410>save banner after Remielephew. I was worried Phoenix would be in 3.1. She's probably 3.2
>>565899124Yeah retard it's a videoGAMEStop whining because of a half-assed sob story in a gacha game, you're literal cattle
>>565900030I want tailjob from Jane
>>565900079>you're literal cattleKinda ironic coming from a person who admit he can't read and he plays jpg collector for the gameplay
>Promeia looks fun, Billy looks awesome>Both are functionally skips in practiceSad, but I will err on the side of caution
>>565900094this but a thighjob instead
>>565900030don't think she has to put any effort into that
If my Nekomata can clear Billy's shill DA and Shiyu I might skip him. I like him but...the girl has a Bangboo as a hat. That's so funny.
>>565900154>Unironically spending money to stare at a 3D model and cry at 5/10 writing instead of playing a videogame like a video gameTerminal case of zogslave
>>565900236I bet she does, at least a bit. Gotta work out to keep her ass TONED and FIRM and such.
>>565890348Promeia looks like low effort slop EZ skip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5WXCwY4uKE
Is it true that Promeia was a sex slave?
>>565900375That's just self-improvement. Unlike fixing the house.
>>565900438Yep she was owned by black men
>>565898546
>>565900438No. She kills slavers
>>565899913She's pretty much a loner though. Suspicious.
Should I start caring and farming disc drives? I've mostly just ignored it up till now.How many sub stat hits do i need for it to be a good disc?
>>565898645Shifu deserves to have her pussy and ass eaten out on a daily basis.
I'm a mindless drone and hold no opinion of my ownSkip or Save
>Still haven't done DA>Look at lineup again>Remember why I've been putting it off
>>565898546Look how innocent and naïve she looks....
Nobody is actually going to roll this garbage design right? Surely this is a joke from Hoyo to see just how low their revenue with ZZZ can go this month.BTAschizo might be right for once
>>565891010Hello HRT ritual poster! How are you doing? Do you still play Trickcal?
>>565900204>I will not have fun.You people are weird
>>565900684true
>>565900791Yeah I want characters I'll actually use, sorry buddy
What exactly did Jane mean by this?
>>565890693When does it release though? 2030?It makes NTE look like trash by comparison though. If NTE isn't dead on release of Ananta is sure will be the finishing blow
>>565900684For what? She did nothing. Zero consequences.
>>565900874I never trust any game that's in the oven for way too long, and that more than qualifies for that.
>>565900874People always point to the AI and le hecking AI haters, but no-one seems to acknowledge how dire NTE is its other aspects too
>>565900881It's not easy sitting back and doing nothing.So she should get Jufufu and Belle to give her an oral sandwich. Fufu at the back and Belle in the front, both eating their Shifu out simultaneously.She deserves it.
>>565895104she’s the freebie just like harumasa and zhao
>>565899798I got my snek and 4 (four) Seeds. I'm at 70 pity for my guaranteed so I almost got 5 but decided I should restrain myself. next time i'll go for M6
>>565900983mom said it was my turn to use the impact frames, you can't hog them for yourself!
2.8 and 3.0 seem like the easiest skips ever. How did they fuck up so hard with the characters in these 2 patches
Jane is the only character I've wanted to actively put money into and she's complete ass now literally and figuratively
be right back, I have to take my promeia out
>>565901245you gotta invest in velina stocks if you want the rat to be good again
>>565901245She just need Uzuha to gigabuff her assaults and disorders
>>565900769ehm, literally anybody will, she's awesome, kys foid
>>565891258I don't play Genshin but I'd roll for her because megane are cute.
>>565901245Dude, that sounds like a massive skill issue, people can clear all the content with Anton and you cannot do with Jane? Really? >I-It's not me I just need a meta character that doensn't make me move a single braincell or I'll literally break
>>565901245>Jane is the only character I've wanted to actively put money intoThen invest in her mindscapes, that's how you make your favorite agents viable for a long time.
>>565901414Are you homosexual?
>>565901245TBZARD made character btw
We need more Zhao and Cairn sized full-thirens (male).
>>565901514doesn't work when we get shilled new bosses with whole other sets of mechanics that only new characters can clear
>>565900983NTE generally looks bad and feels awful to play.
>>565900719DA is fine, Shiyu however...
>>565901245>Jane is the only character I've wanted to actively put money into and she's complete ass nowthis is why you gameplayfags need to roll for character/lore/storyonce your favorite character gets nerfed/becomes bad yall sad because you wasted time and resources on them
oh shit its out
>>565901556this but girls only
>>565901674KIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOO
Promeia is so fucking lame
>>565891793>Aim for 6+ good rolls per disc, be content with 4 rolls on discs 4, 5 , 6.I'm assuming when you say 6+ rolls you mean you're counting sub stats at +0? so a good disc for example would be something like> atk + 2>crit +2>slop>slopand that's the 6? and 4+5+6would be + 1 in two substats you want?
>>565897906Aria should take advantage of me being a fan and molest me.
>>565901735you take that back!
>>565901621Nuh-uh. I was able to clear all of the rupture shill DA and old Shiyu with my pubsec team because my Qingyi was 3/6. I think you're referring to that DA bitch that throws 3 chopsticks at you and then spins for an entire 30 seconds, right? Your Jane can conquer her too, I did it with my Piper but the catch was I have a 2/6 Ceasar. Mindscapes, anon, don't let them make you to pull for agents you don't like.
>Sigrid in 3.1So she is free?
>>565901735Why? I haven't been this excited for a character since Evelyn.
>>565890693NTE flops and this sad brown shitstain immediately shilling the next waste of timewhat a loser
>make the ultimate ice anomaly>realize you made her a bit too good>can't nerf because this is a gacha>instead make every new piece of content unsuitable for her>she still dominates>devs make another ice anomaly>seemed promising in the beta>completely gut her so she's worse than the first oneLiterally what is the point of Prom? Praying that she gets support from Velina and future agents? Mibibi could also theoretically get support from future agents, but the devs seem to be hell bent on preventing that.
>>565901795>>565901916Nobody cares about another Raiden copypaste with no personalityDead on arrival flop character, nobody is rolling this shit bro
>>565901823sounds like suffering desu
>>565901985i am nobody
>>565901621You fucking retards say this shit every time and every time it's a nothing burger that can be cleared by older characters. All the crying over Sweeper shield and Grace can beat it.
boymoder
>>565901985>Not same element>Not same hair color>Not same hair style>Not same personality
>>565901983>and on this episode of shit that never happened...
Nicole and Cunning Hares shenanigans will hard-carry 3.x
>>565901985whatever, you're the one that has to suffer 20 days of her shilling lol
>>565901985>loony gentroon/hi3tard is retardedShocking.
gameplayfags need the rope for real
>>565901983Promeia isn't worse than MiyabiPromeia buffs ablooms for the whole party and shreds def for them tooMiyabi DID get a new support. Nangong.I'm tired of reading this stupid shit here man.
>>565901621>only new characters can clearI can take any agent into any content in this game and it's just a matter of how long it takes to clear not "if they can clear"What is this nonsense?
>>565902154>Zhao on a boxLol
Say something nice to Seed before they execute her!
>>565902026Quite the opposite actually, having invested in my favorite agents, I await every Shiyu and DA reset with confidence. My goal is to at least 2/6 each of my favorites.
>>565902254>What is this nonsense?You are talking to people who shit on the street.
>>565902254yeah at B rank lmao
How to fix this brick roster for 3.0
>>565902193Yeah 20 days is all it will take for this forced flip character to be totally forgotten lol
I just want Hugo to come on banner again because I stopped playing when he first dropped and was saving for Banyue when his rerun happened...
Promeia honestly might sell as low as Cissia. Nobody gives a fuck about this trash character
>>565902307Sunna
>>565901653>GameplayfagsPeople who roll for meta are impacted far less than people who roll for their favourites retard. Metafags don't care who they play, characterfags just have to pony up for new units they don't like when Mihoyo decides their time is up
>>565902421I don't care about sales.
BUT what about Lucia ELOWEN's banner??
>>565902131>>565902215All beta tests show she's still worse than Mibibi, assuming neutral content and no shill buffs. Her only way of surpassing Miyabi is by being shilled.
>>565902254>What is this nonsense?gameplayfags who will cry and shit themselves if their old characters take 1 second more to clear stages
>>565902452Formerly known as Chinatsu
>>5659024852 years into this game and you fucking shart rail players still pretend we have your problems.>>565902520>assuming neutral content and no shill buffsThere is no such content. Retard.
We're all pulling, right?
>>565899621I've learned to always expect it on 4chan
>>565902617Yes, we're all rolling for Lucia.
>>565902485>characterfags just have to pony up for new units they don't likecharacterfags DO NOT CARE if their favorite character takes 10 seconds more to clear the new weekly boss
>>565902353Get mindscapes for Vivian and Cissia, Pull Orphie and enjoy counless days of Sovl
>>565902520I don't get the butthurt over promeia, we'll definitely get a boss that plays into her specific mechanics, just the way the game is structured
Did you hear about the new Zenless faction? They're called the Slop Eaters, they're agents who come by to shill trash and slurp up shit. Right now they're shilling some literal who garbage nobody cares about called Promeia.
>>565900983https://youtu.be/o7lfNf2WIVQ?t=963Just look at this shit in slow-mo, i honestly hope it is AI gen because i don't want to believe people at Hotta are this bad at choreography when they've been developing arpg for almost 5 years now. Pure unfiltered slop cutscenes.
>>565902617My goal is M0W0 Promeia and M1W1 Billy.
>>565902353>Dailyn>Lucia>YSG>Yuzuha>Yixuan>AstraI'd say it's pretty good. If you had Nangong that'd be ideal. Maybe consider Promeia since you don't have Miyabi.
>>565902353What site is this
>>565902506We already have Lucia. Everyone in /zzz/ has all none-male characters. A few have the males as well. This is a completionist general.
>>565902685kek you're such a perpetually assmad foid and I'm glad 90% of designs in this game make you miserable
>>565902485>characterfags just have to pony up for new units they don't likeMmmmm.. nyo we don't
Cissia and Promeia, sisters in flopping.
this is LUCIA general!We love our goatWe love our ethereal fuckere love our gipsy lucia
>>565902710I'm sitting on a mere 70 rolls. A m0w0 for both characters would be awesome. I dread that I might not be able to get Billy.
>>565899886Based Anbyliever
>>565902421>>565901985>>565901735>>565902685Xe's having a genuine meltdown lol.Promeia won't go down in history for killing our revenue by 75%, or 80% like certain characters did.
How mandatory are weapons in this game if I'm willing to invest an autistic amount of time into gitting gudTossing up between Promeia ball and Velina ball
>>565902909take it easy muhammed
>>565902948Weapons are usually like a 5-10% difference
>>565902660Nobody is saying this
>>565902542looks like a different character with a different personality desu
>>565902932Good luck man, but you will need to win both. If you lose the 50/50 for Promeia you have to pick one.
>>565902948They range from barely useful to literally mandatory. Prom is lucky because Fusion Compiler is like 91% as good as her sig. Meanwhile Nangong loses close to 40% damage if you don't have hers.
How easy is it to setup mods for ZZZ and is it safe to do?
zzz is not sexy!
>>565902948Usually a 20% boost over 5-dupe A-ranks. In some cases > 30%. If you're f2p and want to get characters, you should skip engines. You will be able to clear the character specific shill content easily without the signature engine.
The only character I like in ZZZ is Banyue
>>565902672Orphie is cute>>565902720>Promeia since you don't have MiyabiI was thinking about her. She should go well with Velina as well.>>565902743Hoyolab
I love Dialyn... But I will never be enough to satisfy her...
>>565903156your bottom heavy mods aren't welcome here
>>565903156Extremely easy, go to gamebanana and click get startedDownload de XXMI launcher and follow the stepsyou can't get banned from it unless you spread your UID all around when posting modded clipsand lastly some mods you'll install and they will come broken, but there are "model fix" patchers out there that take the modfiles and update them to current version
Shishou says:Roll for who you like
>>565903094>40%That's just personal though, right? Not team.
Will Promeia do even worse than Cissia?
>>565902909>Lucia EOLwen She killed ZZZ.
Anyone know where the last 6% might be from? I did all the commissions on easy and hard and it shows "All collected" on all of them, including array mode.
>>565903469Probably not but I'm not expecting her to do well either
>>565903434I have been jacking off to Yuzuha everyday for two weeks and I'm not stopping soon
>>565903276Rolled and barely played. If he was a female robot with giant rocket boobs and jiggling BBL butt plates, I would have powered through the grueling combat to get a better score. Either that or they make it fire only and not give me the option to choose Y. Murphy instead.
>>565903496I think it's from deleted events.
>>565903469>has to compete with le void hunter >on the cusp of a new season and a new element that everyone knows is going to be turboshilled>not really popular in generalPossibly. Even Cissia had more going for her simply because Seed still needed her dedicated partner.
anybody who sales or numberfags is below jeets to meafrican-tier skin color and iq
>>565903380I don't obey child traffickers. What does the wonderful, powerful, smartful and beautiful Jufufu say? I'll listen to her advice.
>>565892562https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTj2PaPq6Py_1B5fsOPj_Moc-tN_7mut7fICczI6lz1njyEIAInTnfB7lAraX4pYCRGNbaHGlIbFZ90/pubhtml#gid=571511473
Ju Fufu means nothing to me. Ju Fufu is a retarded midget. I will never listen to Ju Fufu.
>>565903729No one cares about your fragile hurt feelings, illiterate shitskin
>>565900983>what ZZZ can'tWhat's that? Over the top """"aurafarming"""" cutscenes ala Solo Leveling like WuWa does?All bling bling, no substance.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143868833
>>565903745>child trafficker shotacon yixuanholy based when did this happen???
>>565903745Fufu says roll for SOVL and you'll never be dissapointed
>>565903682>Seed still needed her dedicated partner.Not exactly a good thing because Seed is by far the worst first banner there has ever been.
Did someone pray and wish and hope for FUFU?
But Wise... she is your sister...
>>565903912
>>565903820ooga booga tantrum >he thinks the charts are realMUH DICK
>>565902943shes going to be more of the same super low numbers though. shes not popular at all
ok retards, ungameplay for a secondwhats the HOTTEST zzz character for you
>>565904008Bibian Banshee
>>565903682You can tell morons like this don't even know how the wind stuff works.
Why do we even have boring ass males like Severian when the three most popular males in anime are Goku Luffy and Naruto
>>565903913That's the best part
>nooo the charts are real ur just mad!!11every time lol this subhuman third worlder lives in a fantasy where up is down and he is white and not brown
>>565904008Tin Master.
>>565903618>Gruelling combatThat's the best part though
>>565904008It's hottest when they netorare the other NPCs>Harin stand there at the fence>She is not invited>She just looks at them in disbelief
>>565904050Gojobros???
>>565904050Unc, nobody cares about Boruto's dad get with the times.
>>565904146Even Gojo is a goofball who then trolls his enemies
>>565904050This is a Bleach general.
>>565904008the whole Astralyn + you dynamic is hot af
Promeia or Billy? I can accomadate both, but I like Promeia more in gameplay and Billy more in everything elseIt should also be noted that I genuinely hate how boring YSG is and I have huge buyer's remorse
>>565903469She has kind of a nothing personality so far, just like Eve, except Eve was conjoined at the hip to Astra who had some fans, comparatively, Cissia was at least a fun character. Only people who want Promimi are just because of the sexual animations / design it feels like. Also like Eve.From a meta perspective, Ice characters are not in a very good spot, but Velina will likely boost her a lot after she comes out.
two arias!!?
>>565904248You mean the series where one of the most popular characters is a battle junkie who jumps on roaring line an animal?Really selling me on the stick in the mud that is Severian here
>>565904376One is a fake soulless murderbot.
Sunna distracts while Nan Gong and Aria ransack your place.
>>565904008Vivian, Yuzuha, Evelyn
>>565904008Evelyn, I've fapped to the most. I think Yixuan might be the 2nd most fapped to character. I think Yidhari could be #1 in theory, as she could shove her tentacles down my throat and up my butt, but she doesn't have much porn so I don't fap much to her.
>>565904267>I genuinely hate how boring YSG is and I have huge buyer's remorseBilly it is then or flip a coin. You'll pick whoever you truly desire.
>>565904502>what is this child doing..?
>>565904481I don't actually give a fuck about Severian though.
>>565904481*jumps in
>>565904532ban evading after getting humiliated yesterday lol i saved all those bans you got fucked hardpathetic loser third worldie
>>565904532ok bro but did you roll for cissia?
>>565904267>spoilerSame. I wasn't expecting Billy to come home so soon, so I rolled the skip button.
you can tell the bans yesterday really got him upset he's so angry today that he could whine all yesterday
WAKE UPWAAAAKE UUUUP ANON
>>565904008luciaher ass is divine
>>565904059Uhhh Anons. I'm starting to think China has unhealthy thoughts about brother sister relationships.I'm starting to think Japan got their incest fetishes from China all along.Even the bad guys are sister lovers...
>>565904605mating dance
>>565904723nyo...
>>565904008shifu's big fat tits
>>565904697If Remielle is much the same, I think I'll be easily skipping. I'm one of the retards that enjoys the gameplay and doesn't want to skip it for the same of 80 chromes or whatever
>>565904843It counts as consent in New Eridu, thus it's not rape.
hyped to see billy jobbing soon bros
I'm a seapag and numbers scare me. But I'm still determined to fight a culture war against the target audience without using them.
>wake up>check phone>see thiswat do
Sorry bros but I'm at part of story where the cop with a fat gyatt gets introduced and the story feels so dry for whatever reason. Does it get any better?
>>565905116Send her my gains then tell her to come over.
>Don't roll Promeia>Can still cope with Miyabi team>Don't roll Billy>Betray my literal best friend (real)The choice is clear
>>565905154Not enough aura for you?
Will ZZZ get a sequel? Wise has too many girlfriends. I think his new successors could make a new gamemaybe around 2030.
>>565905116Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~Bibi~
being able to craft this has been the best update so far.
>>565905116Continue ghosting her.
>>565904723TEN MORE MINUTES
>>565904824>bad guys sorry but the past few years have made it very clear they're the good guys actually
>>565905116Fall in love with her all over again
start the patch before i shit myself
here take this
>>565902421You would be fucking amazed at how little I care about your false opinion.
>>565905116
>>565905353>No sister lovers can possbly be a bad guyHoly based godpinion!
>>565905479miyabee
Are those 3rd party top up websites worth it? Are they safe? Which is the best
>>565905116Touch her
so wise gonna be a wimp again right tomorrow? I'm betting he's nt gonna even use his kungfu in tomorrow boss patch battle.
>>565905602Just top up with yens.
>>565905479Here is my offer
>>565905116say you just woke up with morning wood and need help asap
I opened a booster pack and got Orf and Cissia dupes, anyone willing to trade for some Bibis?
>>565905631Don't touch me
Y'all got any more'a dem "exclusive rescreenings"?
>>565905602I used a couple that youtubers shilled to get the Interknot thing for 2 bucks cheaper. 3 times and it got delivered. But after the welcome bonus + coupons it's not really worth it. The best way is to use the official Hoyo one and set a VPN to Japan to benefit from the weak Yen
>>565905780yanagi is so hot, love glasses girls
>>565905783>>565905652I just assumed it was standardized, how much cheaper is it
I started playing this game on Friday night / Saturday morning. I've looked at the system and did nothing but hoard as much of this exclusive currency as possible because I really really want to play as Promeia and get her signature ball thing.I know based on simple math that I can brute force get her with 180 chances, but I seriously doubt the system is that fucking stingy.I also get this is a gambling thing, you could get what you want in 1 chance or 50 or 90 or whatever, but I'm asking you guys in your experience how often you actually need to get down to guaranteed single chance odds before getting what you want?This is how much I've managed to gather through various means. I see from google fu responses that you'll typically get what you want in around 120 chances?
>>565905878pro tipdont cash in for tapes as soon as you can. wait until you roll. otherwise you may accidentally fat finger a 10 roll on something you dont want before. its happened to us ALL before
>>565905878>I doubt the system is that fucking stingyMate there are people here who have lost dozens of 50/50 in a row, take nothing for granted
>>565905878realistically 140-150 guarantee a character, and less for the ball since its a 75/25, but again it comes down to luck
>>565905990Or what that one guy did on launch and turn 180 rolls in standard tapes
>>565905990I don't see any reason to spend polychrome on anything but chances though? Won't all my polychrome eventually become pulls at some point?
>>565905878>but I seriously doubt the system is that fucking stingy.it's usually not, but it CAN be, if you can understand basic maths then you have to understand that someone will always be in the bottom luck percentile and that guy might very well be youalways assume worst results and 50/50 loss when making plans
>>565905878good luck bro, hope you get her.
>>565906126No you are correct, but sometimes you are hovering over a banner you don't want and click the 10 pull, if you don't have the tapes it asks you if you want to convert polys to tapesbut if you do have them it has no confirmation
>>565905878Without getting lucky, you can afford every other Agent.
>>565906316What if almost every agent is a skip for me and I have over 1200 pulls saved
threads overwhat did we learn?
>>565905878You'll be able to get Promeia since you're so new. A lot of rolls are able to be gotten doing the various old content.
>>565904008Yuzuha with mesugaki bitch expressionsEvelyn, Trigger and Nangong as runners up
>>565906381You can still afford around 50% of the agents, more if you're lucky.
bibi won
>>565906396I always win
>>565906571It's kinda fucked that both Grace and Burnice now has her abloom mechanics in their kits. She needs a buff now!
>>565906396We love Fufu
>>565906839>>565906839>>565906839
>>565905878Around 100 per character is the average over time. If you really want a specific agent, you better have that 180 as it's the theoretical maximum.
>>565890781I love that this exists