Previously: >>565931946>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565953850>Is this actually a problem people (on PC!) still face?Dunno, I've never needed to think about it since getting premium years ago
Mambo
>>565953869There should be a 777chan that is all about lucky things (no unlucky topics allowed)
>every anon here has a 70" smart TV
I'd buy my granny-wife a premium subscription so she can enjoy her favorite AI-generated inspirational lectures, and then have the most relaxing tantric sex of my life
No black trainersNo black umas
youtube sucks
Digitan LOVE
>>565954334Me on the right
>>565954249I don't, but on the other hand my anus is still virgin so who's the loser here
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/x2iBWLhttps://jiggie.fun/x2iBWLhttps://jiggie.fun/x2iBWL
>>565954119Based goym
>>565954265Giving your hot wife that you have sex with the ipad baby treatmentThat doesn't sounds that enjoyable to me actually, I'd rather have someone whose a bit smarter than someone brainrotted by slop.
https://forms.gle/EHwHJq9L9ThtrwJn9New /vg/ League team manager here, I'm posting the form here again for anons who couldn't fill the form the previous time, still need some suggestions for the team.
>>565954408When do we get these animations in Global?
Stego cute.
>>565954119Thank you goyim. You will be rewarded handsomely in heaven
>>565954430I need to finish my run. But the jiggie calls to me...
pace or late flower for taurusyes i am aware that her ult does not work
Surely everyone here has a 4chan pass, right?
Mambo is recruiting. One career every three days and 10% weekly tithe to Shiraoki-sama minimum required. Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum... but some people choose to play more and we encourage that, okay? Reply with ID if interested.
I'm not buying premium
My brother works at Google, and they don't even give him or any employee free Youtube premium, they are a giga jewish company. So never pay for their shit, use as many adblocks as you can.
>>565954493She's already senile and thinks she's still young and we're on the '50s so nothing we can do about that if she happy I'm happy
>>565954502>NTR removedThank you
The Dream Journey.
Mambo!
>>565954586You got it when this site was fun so you get a pass
>>565954575if you know it doesn't work then you're aware your choice don't matterrun her late it's easier
>>565954575Late has better acceleration options so I guess it's probably the stronger of the two.
I love Rice
wahey
>>565954502Add Narita Top Road with a tinfoil capThe hat protects her from schizo wavelengths
>>565954682I haven't seen an advert in years.
>>565953946>How's that working out for you?no luck so far, thou I've only been recruit-posting on dead hours, as I was busy during the whole day>No clubs are able to find new members even without focusing on something niche like open CMsthey also have fan quotas that kill flatliners and underachievers, my hope is somehow bringing them to the club,and if Im lucky they start playing open too. I've quit my old club because I wouldnt be able to do the quota while also having the time to make open aces (since you tend to avoid getting fans), since I returned to a wageslaving job and will likely only have 2 hours free daily
Can only get one of these on Ryan:Killer TunesRising DragonOYLWhat should I get? For the dahby of course
>>565954682My uncle works at 4chin and they don't even give him a 4chan pass, not to mention he works for free
there are no good MANT SR power cards with good TE
>>565954987YesI will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>565955182They kind all arent great, I'd get rising dragon if you already have 3 accel skills
>>565954502Someone should make some uma AI funny voice to read the VF melty to use as a chant
>>565955182killer tunes only works for fronts and pacesrising dragon is badOYL is a gamble so get that
>>565955093Based, I only saw one ad popup last night when I was in bed, was doomscrolling twitch on my phone and I got an ad that pissed me off, closed the app right there and fell asleep.
>>565955182You did something wrong if you can't afford all three. Always buy all gold skills before even considering anything else.
>>565955465
>>565953853>pick a shitty long hour video like an essay or a meme song on loop, the shittier and longer the better>report for animal abuse>this way there needs to be a human who reviews the video, as a bot cannot pick up that moment effectively>a youtube intern has to watch all of it.
>>565955182Buy OYL for another gamble, if she chains it with pump, big chances she wins
NAZO NAZO MITAI NI CHIKYUUGI WO TOKIAKASHITARAMINNA DE DOKOMADE MO IKERU NEJIKAN NO HATE MADE
Good evening bros
>>565955715shut up
>>565955182Killer Tunes and Rising Dragon are literally useless for a late surger this CM
>>565955634It's for this reason alone that AI should be banned. We can't let AI advance to the point where it deprives the interns of this joy.
>>565955715good evening cafe bro, have a great day
>>565955757Post Dance Lesson 1 with Pearl.
>>565955634I don't work for youtube but I worked in IT and know how to handle tickets.In that case, you can remove the video, ban the channel, then close the ticket, and if they need to appeal send them to a bot that will reject it then make them go through emails for 4-6 months to recover the channel only to reject the appeal. With the amount of tickets flowing nobody will find out.
>>565955757stego sexo
>>565955757that's a boy
>>565955223Biwa if you get lucky and her events all hit while you're already drained
>>565955208sorry to hear your uncle is a tranny
It's over...
>>565955715Counting on this sheep for good tea suggestions
>>565955874Good evening bro, have a good day as well!
>>565955141I've been through the desert on a horse with a tricky nameit felt good to be out of the rain
>Free star pieces >For a 2* umawhy is cygames so stingy
I love this [-] game. It's like whack a schizo.
>>565956101>5 RBgwojacho...
>>565956094I'm going to have sex with that boy
>>565955223nishino flower
>>565956354You have options, figure the rest out
>>565956094Stego is a cute girl
>>565956229Don't ask her that
anybody have that picture with Daaahhhbyyy!!! yelling "I NEED COCK NOW"
>>565956360I was waiting for that metal gear rising monsoon song.
>>565956550some torena really went "yeah, I'm gonna make a whole family with her"it was me, I am that torena
>>565956550I like Stego she has heavy fuckboy energy.
>>565956330You want to get Vodka to 5* though, right?
>>565955151Hey, danchou. I don't know if someone has already said that, but Autis/uma/ danchou literally took it alone on its first month, then managed to recruit a couple anons on second, then it took off after that.Don't give up because of a few schizos or killjoys. I'm rooting for you, I'm always up for more clubs for us to shitpost about.Be cool and try to be a little more quirky while recruiting, also try to not engage much with retards that clearly want to stir shit up. Also don't be passive-aggressive ever, not saying you were before, but you know how it is sometimes.Good luck!
>Hmmm today I will go to an online forum for social interaction, but I will filter all the posts instead Why are you here?
>>565956872Will I die happily?
I love when she looks at me like this.
>>565956872Who is this cute rabified uma?
>>565956674HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
>>565956837Why would I, I already have Scarlet.
>>565956872mirako sex
>>565956348It gets tiring after a while
>>565956872>Why are you here?I don't even know anymore man...
>>565956330the quicker you get your 1* and 2* umas to full uncap 5* the betterthat shit is like crack cocaine, 3* -> 4* is a net +50 to your total stats and 4* -> 5* is another +50that's +100 total stats from using a 5* uma over a 3* oneconsider people bring fuku for total +150 while otherwise being a complete brick of a support card slot that's pretty good
>>565957006Matikane
>>565956872I mean have you seen some of the posts here? I don't want to interact with plenty of these people. It's the "I will openly announce how superior I feel by filtering you out" posts that are weird
>>565956953But her smile is also really freaking cute too.
How do we stop yuritards?
>>565956094even better
>>565957129I don't believe you...
>>565953907Tama-chan!
>Haha, make sure you grind Groundwork parents so you can inherit Groundwork without a card>Also make sure you have 3 Green skills on your parents that you can inherit to proc Groundwork>Oh, now you need Taking the Lead as well on top of Groundwork so make sure you finish your Bourbon Wit chain>Actually now you need Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning as well>Even though we're out of Unity now, make sure you also have Ignited Spirit Wit and Leader's Pride as well on top of that>Can't forget about Mid-Race skills as well can we>I hope you have Escape Artist, Killer Tunes, Tail Held High if you want to maintain your lead>Oh, now we're coming up to late-race for the last spurt>You better hope that all of that effort that you just went through put you in 1st place for Angling and Scheming or it'll all be for nothing because Fronts don't have anything else for Accel>I hope you also have enough last spurt skills like Homestretch Haste, Triumphant Pulse, and Barcarole of Blessings as well so you don't get overtaken by the End Closers that were moving up behind you with Daring StrikeWhy is building Front Runners so hard bwos...
>>565956872I usually don't reply to you and just [-] but I'll make an exception here since you want to know.I want to talk about the game with some of the anons here, not all of them, and if I don't want to interact with you then that's that. I'll [-] the post so if you reply to me and someone replies to you again, make sure that it's not me.
>>565956504>0 TEzlo...
>>565956872Only schizos get offended by filters, which says a lot.
I am not ready for Ramonu wit, too many banners I want to roll before her
>>565957345Only you talk about schizos 24/7, which says a lot.
>ntrfag posts his waifu >Massive shitposting >Staygoldfag posts his waifu >People joining inNoticing
>>565957335mb thought you said rb
>>565957356There's like nothing to roll for for 2 months and the shilled GL banners like Smaru+FineMo and CB+Creek have questionable value. Are you rolling on that many umas?
Unless the vagueposter has anything more to say than just a silly photoshop and 'ooh it's this guy lole!!!' without more proof, I'm just going to assume it's a random attempt at e-bullying in a horse girl general of all places. Seek help, talk to your school nurse. Talk to your school counselor.I had to dig up my 10 year throwaway fb account to try and look into it, and found nothing
>>565957303Teio is a pace chaser bwo.
>>565957437Bold accusation. Are you schizophrenic by chance?
>>565957302Kansai women are just built different
It's still too early to be doing this. Stop giving the schizos (You)s
>>565956853This is true, I am that danchou, things took off from the second month. Sometimes people get catty. That's 4chan for you.>>565955151Your club is cool. I wish you the best of luck. You'll probably have more people interested starting next month once they get a taste of the new Open and people can get a clean chunk of carats for joining.
it's time to host cm rooms, hop to it
>>565957712I was going to reply to a schizo but instead I'll reply to (You) without consent, I'm feral for Teio right now.
>>565957302Damn I didn't know Tama could be this sexy
>>565957746Danchou, I think I'm going to do a jiggie after this run.
>>565957513Yes
Is any of these uma heterosexual?
>>565957712I don't think anyone replies to the NTRfag but himself. He just woke up early.
>>565957746nta but you creating a club when there are not enough people to go around and there are many B+ and lower clubs available
>>565957782Ok make a room and I will join with 2 of my aces of which one is half baked, and my third is Vodka but I haven't started the grind on her
hopefully my cutie is sleeping well
>>565957828Have fun, gamer.
>>565957932All of them and none of them depending on what gender you are.
>>565957924Based uma enjoyer.... I wish you the best of luck adding your wives to the roster, may you never have to reach pity
>>565954334I love facehugger Teio.
>>565957932Cygames will never make a straight uma
>>565957950sure i'll kick things off, my umas are extremely half-baked as well so we're on even ground857489828574898285748982
>>565958113That's Gran Alegria, different breed of facehuggers.
>>565957941I don't think that's as true as you think it is.
>>565957932Why did Doto copy Rice's entire flow. Word for word bar for bar
>>565956872Post made by a rape victim
Should I aim for the same blues across my legacies or a mix? Like is it better to have a 6 stam for a late surger parent or 4 stam and 2 power?
>>565958084I see her panties
>>565956872Sounds like you're mad your posts got filtered
>>565957932THERE ARE ONLY POTENTIALLY ONLY 2 UMAS WORTH PULLING HERE, AND YET YOU BETTER SAVE YOUR CARATS FOR GL
This run is absolutely bricked but look at these numbers!
>>565958056That's just video game logic and not lore. If they're dykes just based on a toggle then they're tainted either way.
>>565957932why is Curren's wedding dress black
>>565957782OOOOOHHHH! MY DARLING DAUGHTER FUJITA KOTONE! THE WORLD'S BEST AND CUTEST IDOL AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>565957932Aston Machan Agnes DigitalMeisho Doto Seeking the PearlYukino Bijin Winning TicketNarita Taishin Smart FalconCopano Rickey Bamboo MemoryGold Ship Special WeekAir Shakur Taiki Shuttle Mejiro Dober Sweep ToshoInari One Fine MotionCurren Chan Mejiro PalmerInes Fujin Nice NatureKing Halo Yaeno Muteki
>>565958626That's looking to turn out better than the one I'm going to call an ace
>>565958237resultsumamusume continues to be front game and will always be front gamegg>>565958713SO true bestie
>>565957932Your Cygames appointed Natty GF
>>565958703It means she is used goodsIn contrast to white dress which is a sign of purity and virginity.
Oishii
>>565957303Because when they're strong, they're obscenely strong
>>565958848preg nature
>>565957932Nice Nature wants her trainer so bad
>>565958978TopRo does this on my dick
>>565958765What about McQueen? Please tell me it's not true
>>565958789I'm sure your next run will be better.
>>565959143I'll make her straight, by force if need be
just finished my 2nd Ace on my 1st try with her I'm so based
>>565958703According to one of the outfit stories, she thinks the color black is "cute". She thinks it can't be tainted by anything, and that it can change the atmosphere of everything around it. Like, a bright colored flower gets amplified by black. These wedding outfits are actually for photoshoots anyway so it's really not that big a deal.
>>565959246Post your medium (A)ce
NTR and his schizo were a match made in hellA retard attempting to gatekeep, and retard(s) spamming harder to irk itIf I had it my own way, I would just ban /uma/ like they did with /v/ma, but unfortunately I don't do it free
>>565959246ARF ARG ARF ARF ARF SNIIIFFFF AWOOOOOO
>>565957303You are following the Sunday Silence Uma right??
>>565959240wtf she is practically naked
>>565959164I'll try
faggot can't spend 5 minutes without talking about himself
>>565959240Wowzers!
>>565959390Explain how NTRfag is gatekeeping
>somehow bought late straights by mistake when there was clearly end straightsJUST FUCK MY BIG CHUNGUS LIFE
>>565959240>panties on the big screen for everyone to seeuncouth af
>>565959426Trainer id?
>>565957932I will be rolling for Palmer, Inari and pearl.
>>565959495I have a medium sized penis
>before hopeless stakesI already smell a bad run
>>565959240McPreg
>>565959680Proofm?
>>565957302Wtf im having sexual feelings for this brat now
>>565959678>I will be rolling for ... pearlNobody says this.
>There are still anons that can't identify bait
>>565959815But he just did
>>565959815I do
umamusume is a wit game
>>565959743my barbie girl <3
>>565959637I mean I already knew you were a retard for making end closer Digital lol
>>565959680I have a large sized penis
Why is Tracen full of pooners?
>>565959849no amount of (You)s will ever give them a functioning penis
Just remind them that they aren't biologically female and move on
>oguri and tama have ZERO sex appealbwos...
>>565959815I don't, but I wish I couldGOD Pearl is so hotPearl, Ramonu, and Gentildonna are giving me an adult woman fetish, it's a problem
>>565959445 >>565959516 >>565959672Gonna start the McQueen swimsuit propaganda I guess
>>565959445Yeah, it's great, brave like Maru and doesn't get questioned for being a weirdo running around in a swimsuit like in one event like Spe Chud.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565959979Shimakaze's outfit is the only good thing about kancolle
>>565959815Count me in
>>565959673492140976623
SWIMSUIT BOTTOMSARENOTPANTIES
>>565959696>use scholar hatcursed run
>>565960040
>>565960126SNIFFFFFF
>>565959885whats wrong with end digitan smartass
>>565958901A guy who got NTR'd by a girl who he didn't sleep with sounds like the heaviest kind of NTR if it involved marriage.
>>565959885>open league opinions
>king custom designed the cheer squad outfits>she's the reason natie is showing her tummy like a slutYou can thank your first-rate cheer captain any time.
>>565960126Wrong franchise
>>565960106
>>565960126you can still see their taint
>>565959426>Ignited Spirit WIT>increases vision>increases lane speedwhy is this supposed to be good again?
>>565960154I am actually killing myself if I don't get S med in the next april
My Mack will reach a good physique by this summer...you'll see.
>>565960275Me on the right
>>565960306Just looking at Hanako makes my balls feel drained
>>565960324he purges 10-20 on daily reset, in order of last-loginI eventually got in, you will too
what do the grey race sparks even do?
>>565960303>still no valentines day gift >no event where she cheers for (You)
>>565959426shant build fr*nts
>>565960401She's too busy eating all the sweets.
>>565960373There's a 77% chance if this post gets a 7. For every absolute difference from 7, there's a -10% chance you get medium S...Let's hope this isn't a 0
Golshi game
>>565960126it's literally the same thing we have just collectively decided that one of them is okay to show off in public while the other isn't
I love Agnes Tachyon
>>565960546https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>565959426this dude's uma is probably being bred as much as the real KSB
>>565960373heh parent run btw
>>565960275Man, I didn't know Tony Soprano was in the horse-racing business nowadays...
>>565960612Someone take away this fukutard's rolling license
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
Post porn of non uggos please
>reddit tachyon
>>565960678
>>565960884kek what a bitch
>>565960928>NeoGAF Cafe
How do I maximize event points? I've been slacking and I need the rainbow crystalsShould I just spam races in MANT with the 2x applied? And does leveling character cards up increase the bonus? Like if I level the Kawakami card up does it increase the multiplier?
>>565960974Don't filter that one otherwise some gay retard will make a seethe post over it
>>565960564Look at this BAFOON! He didn't even get his Cygames appointed Natty GF! Everyone LAUGH AT THIS GUY! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>565961053yeah, do thatspam races and go full rankslop on your umas, if you know how to gutmaxx for score do that and spam UG umas
>>565960893she's gonna shove that up my butt...
Could you resist her advances?
>Reddit CAFE
>>565961085I was talking about Cheer Kingu, you fool!
>>565961053>Like if I level the Kawakami card up does it increase the multiplier?yesjust do runs with 2x tp expenditure, you don't need to do anything special, you do so many races in regular MANTblazer runs that you'll get 100k+ points per run effortlesslyi'd tell you to just do one a day and you'd hit 1 mil event points casually but if you've been lazy and are playing catchup you might need to do several a day now
>>565961038>resetera mcqueen
>>565961053Oh crap it ends in 2 days, Just uncap the cards, I don't think leveling them does anything. Cards > umas so an uncapped SR is worth a bigger bonus than a 4* trainee.
Yatta. Was worried for a moment when I ran out of clocks and was winning finals by like a neck.
>>565960884Hahaha pussy ass bitch you are pathetic. Your entire crusade has no value anymore
>>565961223You posted natty and baited me! Now I look like an idiot!
>>565961053Lv50 doesn't do anything, just uncapping the card is enough for the bonus
>>565961294congrats
>>565960823You clearly did not watch the show
>>565961043napping and drooling on Creek's bare thighs..
/uma/dash /uma/club uma&co mambo
>>565960724I wasn't a fan of her to begin with but she's grown on me a lot after seeing her in other umas' careers.
>>565961385>trusting Tony with an Uma after 'Chasing It'
>>565961053>>565961271Don't burn out, danchou would be sad if you burnt out
>>565961371that's weird since leveling DOES affect team trials
>>565961589Tachyon during her own career is okay, but Tachyon during Cafe's career is such a bro.
>>565961195A sprint front-runner can reach a speed of 89 km/h without even using skills. She's too fast to even react to her advances.
>>565961719Yeah she's great in Cafe's career.
>>565960612FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
>>565960901Retardation or mental illness? Call it
>>565961863o7
>>565961603He cared about horses and that's all that really matters. They're sensitive creatures and he understood that
MUSUMEUMADERBY
>>565961719real
Of course the throwaway Goldship mode (just for the title) gives me 3 MEDIUM INSPIRATIONS INSTEAD OF THE COUNTLESS ACE RUNS PRIOR
>>565962207your welcome
>>565961660Weird but not a bad choice. Imagine having to pay a monies/SP tax every event for a card you probably won't use on top of any carats spent for the event uma/support.
>>565961660But this isn't team trials bwo
Nattie tummy erotic
>>565962159Cafe assaults me in the hit spring.I'd definitely rather train Tachyon.
>>565962207That's pretty decent for ultra golshi mode, I had my golshi come out it with an A rank after jobbing over half the races
>>565962207>25 wins
>>565961260>king gameFAQs
>>565962207>doing ultra golshi in mantblazerthat must've been frustrating
holy low rollgot fuck all during both summers, danchou better appreciate me finishing this dogshit run for fans
>250 speed isnt enough for Niigata Junior Stakes>300 speed isnt enough for Niigata Junior StakesWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Schizo test.
>>565962159Anyone know if Jungle Bucket's career is more of the same
>>565962550Nice Geocities
>Ines run>get DD + PP>Groundwork>all my event chains finish>stats are balanced well>even get Baracole from Opera grandparent>no Medium SI-It's not that bad, r-right?FCM is enough to cope, right..?
Signing off with one final Flash post, good night /uma/
I hope the schizo gets rangebanned soon so that we can get intern visits againMaybe then we'd get welfare clocks
Thoughts on End Spe-chan? Viable?
>>565962748Haru Unitynity
>>565962839Needs redshift and Medium S, but yes
>>565962585It is. I didn’t know I was expecting so I brought a borrow and grabbed every good skill along the way but still ended up losing the key races due to getting blocked.
>>565962806Umasugi Fräulein
>>565962686I finally understand what's going on now, and it's actually kinda funny
>>565962748>Gaia Urara
WTF why is corner cunny so expensive?
>>565962956I can't get med S even without Maru tanking my affinity...
>>565963106Training for Derby is suffering...
>>565963106>tanking my affinityAre you guys still using URA parents/grandparents?
>bobo didn't finish her event>not a SINGLE SPEED RAINBOW DURING FINAL RACESit was destined to be garbage
Do we have any nekomusume?
>mfw schizo gets kicked out of my global thread
>>565963179No nta, Maruzensky just kinda sucks for affinity
is we baiting the schizophrenic?
What's the fun in having an hour of work decided by two coinflips (whether you get distance S at inspo)? Actual literal dogshit game design.
>>565963179The meta inherits for this CM for backliners are Ryan, Dober, and MaruzenskyGo check their base affinitiesNo amount of affinity maxxing can fully nullify their shitty base values
>>565963406>>565963348Oh what the fuck, there are base affinities? Why was I never told about it..
>>565963006He really is a special case, isn't he?
>>565963505Tardgwo...
>>565962806I am now cumming
>>565963006what do you mean?
I just ate some garlic dog while doing my daily MANT run — man it really rapes
One consistent thing about the Uma events I've noticed is they're all really enjoyable stories and they don't take very long to get through. Suppose it makes sense they wouldn't demand as much of your time to get through as other gacha events since Uma demands a lot more of it with how many regular runs you do, but it makes the little arcs a lot more digestible and easy to get through.
>>565963557I thought the affinity thing was from having different career goals, and thus is irrelevant now with MANT..
>>565962159stealing trainer is a no no
You guys realize that the majority of the anti-ntr schizo posts and ntr avatarfag posts are the same anon, right?
>>565963505bwo its literally one of the newcutie hints... it tells you that girls who are friends or relatives or roommates have higher base affinity...
>>565963592Search any text with ntr or any text with an ntr image in the archives, and you'll see what I mean
>>565963721So... the schizophrenic is his own enemy?I... I can't believe it!
>>565963682MANT makes up for base affinities any uma can work with any if they are from MANT
>>565963639Was it your dog? Or did you find it on the street? Better do a worm test
>>565963721They are not the same
>Cannot overpower being the lone Front on Yayoi Sho with 378 speedohmyGOD
>>565963682MANT just makes it easier to have all your legacies and sublegacies have a bunch of races and epithets in common. This increases your overall Grade Bonus. That doesn't mean that you're breaking 200 affinity on Haru, though.
>>565963803>never ate garlic dogYou're missing out
base affinity is pretty minor it was mostly fodder for sloptubers to make slop about
Do we have any cards that give a slipstream event?
>>565963639>the rapesposter is back
>>565963721If you think they're the same retard you are just as stupid lol
>Signups are in 5 days
>>565964001the what?
>>565963803what's updog?
>>565964001what the FUCK
horse
>>565964001so we have 8 days left to make aces? thats fine... thats like... 5 runs? oh god FUCK
>>565964108I'm the butt?
>>565963863>Beaten in NHK cup with 432 speed no rush no late startYO NO COMPRENDO
Who is the best uma to run with 2 frontunners for CM13?
>>565964098What's the lore reason why Double Jet has the same eye color as Victore Pisa?
>>565963665sweaty kingu stripping her sweaty clothes to give to sweaty kawacummy
>>565963789I REALLY like this haru
>>565964293Suzuka runaway
>>565963904I wish this was true
>>565964293Suzuka
>>565963665Wtf is Kingu naked?? I gotta read this
>>565963923I'm not him I just felt the urge to make that exact post
>>565964001I can't take another 2nd place
>>565964392Yes.
>>565964368are you going to compare with what the difference would be with a different base affinity or just BIG NUMBER MANY NUMBER BASEDFACE
Someone give me a deck for looping slipstream ramp up PTO THH nimblenav
>>565964310With everyone having 2 eyes, there's only so many colors to go around
>>565964364why
>>565964392Kingu gives her clothes to Kawakami to run with them
>>565964537I could have, but now I'm not going to out of spite.
Update on the /uma/ divegrass roster, now with Oguri and Laisu, and more nicknames.
This Top Road card blows chunks
>>565964507Just win
>>565964810don't care, fuck off
>>565964865/uma/ says firm course menace is not needed so you should not use that ntr card
>>565964810I care please do go on
>>565964553yaeno power vodka power fine motion wit yeppers guts sweep speed marv wit
>>565964938Matikane Top Gun, the youngest of the oranges
>>565964976Firm Course Menace is mandatory
>>565964940fuck off jpnigger
>>565964810Narita Top Road as 委员长, or Top Load, or NTR. And give her model a tinfoil hat
>>565964865yeah grinding up her friendship is the hardest part of MANT runs these days
>>565964976FCM is the new distance SDistance S is the new human rights
>>565964810My chud son for teio, that video with Sirius is hilarious
>>565964976You guys should listen to this anon.
>>565965030spring and left handed in enough if you somehow get them
>>565961519hey it was autis/uma/ before!
>>565965169It isn't
>>565964810
>>565965030Just get left handed or spring runner gwocho
>Firm Course Menace is pointless >Medium S is mandatory Hmm
>>565965169>>565965252Thanks for the suggestion anons, I'll be sure to will these two green skills into existence
>>565964976base firm and spring runner or left handed +1 more corner skill is better than buying menaceassuming you have S distance
>complaining about NTR friendship>initial starting friendship 15You people wouldn't survive one day being a F2Pchud back when welfare Brian was one of your best options.
>>565965207Someone complained Ayabe was autis/uma/ because they don't want to relate with uma&co or whatever, so I removed it.
>>565965124 >>565965318i had year 1 charming. I got Ulala up before her. Everytime I borrow this awful card my runs goes into the brick zone.
brian had 0 friendship and would give you 0 from events while topro has 15 base and then another 15 from events so she's better
>>565961519Are these the four clubs who control /uma/ from the shadows?
>>565965318i was using LB2 creek for ages trust me i know that pain.
>>565965214Power over 900 has done nothing and you retards keep claiming it does every CM
>>565965327So the schizo is confirmed to be from autis/uma/ kek
>>565965441You're wrong
>>565965441
Check your kitchen right now.
bwo just get lone wolf longshot and outer gate lol
RETARD
>>565965441You're right
>>565965441Post sub 900 pow plat winners sis pwn these chuds
>>565964865I like how the schizo posted this in jp
>>565965551what has that got to do with POWER? they give SPEED too
he woke up and he's cute
>>565965551What is diddy blud doing on the umalator
>>565965424I want to keep my head on my shoulders, so I cannot answer that question>>565965445I wouldn't go that far, there is a lot of friendly fire going on here, it's better to not worry about it
>>565965625You would see double circle spring runner there too if it was only speed
>>565964576The front runners cannot resist the appeal of her flat chest and so run extra hard to catch up, thereby creating such distance between them and the other positions that nobody can catch up in time on the final straight.
>guaranteed firm course menace bad>luckshitting left handed spring runner good/uma/..
>Reach 600 stam 300 guts by Kikuka Sho>Because you have no native heals and RNG didn't give you any from cards or from Akikawa, you will still lose
>>565965424mambo is literally confirmed to have a bureau of shadow operatives spinning disinfo in /uma/. if they're doing it you can assume the rest of the Big Four clubs are as well.
>>565965551>double circle maverickThe gaslight, it's evolving.
>>565965054narita top load the washing machine
>>565965796That's because in the eventuality that it procs, it gives 80 speed. FCM is still stronger.
>>565964293>>565964364I lost the last finals because my 700 wit suzuka decided to keep the lead against my 1200 wit, skillspam fronts
There we go.
>>565965785gwo your left handed and spring runner legacies??
>>565965789you mean the spring tenno sho? the kentucka sho is doable with 400 stam anda dream
>>565965914>senior june
>>565965956No, Kikuka Sho, classic year november
>>565958215They made 1 (one) straight uma
>>565965802Kek that's hilarious anon, you clever bastard>>565964810Divegrass captain please look into this, make Topro a Narita washing machine and throw her Nui plushie inside or make it be on TOP heh
>>565965914what the hellis your NTR MLB'd? I usually get KSB and NTR to orange by the end of junior year
you don't need greens if you have NSM
>>565966049FCM gives more distance on average than NSM this CM.
>>565965791Mambo is just a front for the Fuku club that exists within the shadow of shadows, but you didn't hear this from me
>>565966032no kill yourself
UuUu~ Uuu~ green bad!
>>565965914The schizo is reposting your run in /umajp/ by the way
>>565966136you first nonny, your meds are right there
My butt hurts
>FCM gives 60 speed and 60 powerBut it's worse than double circle speed green and double circle power green because?
bro stop begging for your uma to be added to the team you're acting cringe
>>565965797I just realized that I am a retard
>>565965796i didnt even know there was double circle maverick...
I haven't seen any Neichas in room matches even though there are some umas that would die if they got hit by her debuffs
>>565966228Price.
>>565966136>>56596619790 seconds apart. Mindbroken.
>>565966228Double circling greens is expensive as fuck.
Next Forza is coming out soon.
>>565957932if you choose a male trainer then all of them
>>565966280I've tried Mean Nature a bunch, doesn't matterOnly thing she can potentially kill is fronts and even then she'll only be killing bad ones who didn't pick up a gold recovery
reminder that you're supposed to get FCM but handed demon and frenzy are bad because paying for +60 power isn't as meaningful
damn even the bird is ugly af LMAO
>>565966228It's not, FCM is a top tier skill
cm13 is literally speed greens slop what are you diddy bluds yapping about
>>565966486niggas here saying to luckshit spring and left handed instead of getting firm course menace
>>565966486It's another>power is le bad!!!episode
>>565966448this course is left handed you have no power herethe only uma who can do evil things here is Chiyono but nobody plays her seriously
BUT I NEED TO BORROW MR COCKB!!!! I CANT BORROW BOTH
>>565966540>not having it reliably proc on your legacies
>>565966405It's her time
if skills exist that increase your accel, what does power even do?
>>565966623Then pay the tax of double circle firm and double circle spring/left, if you luckshit into both somehowBetter have good parentsBundling is strong
>>565966706You could punch your enemies harder before they removed that feature
>>565966706True sis!Who needs accel when you have all the accels in the world!Post powerlet winners
>>565959049mother nature*
is Kitasan ok?
>>565966615chiyo is mostly limited by pace chaser sucking ass and speed star being pretty shit on dahby but you can theoretically make her pop off with firm course menace + spring spectacle + double dominator to statstick people
>>565966804i always have over 1000 power just because it auto trains from speed. i couldnt make a powerlet even if i wanted to.
>>565959049pregnant umas are always hot
>845 speed in senior year yasuda kinen>Because she was a lone front, she is still beaten from a late with 561 top speedwhy
>he's building Ends for CM without having his own Mr. Chigira Bokujo
>>565966825What a lovely young lady she is
>>565966825He's da jokah baby
>>565966962Should have just run faster
>>565966890isn't sub-1100 power a powerlet
>>565966962The moment I see solo front on a mile I swap to Pace
>>5659670781124 is where the bulk of the stat's effect becomes active
>>565966962Stats are a joke in this game
>>565966280I need Evil Nature to activate Mystifying Murmur and All-Seeing Eyes on my penis while she does this.
>>565967156Even a freak inspiration puts Maru from base E to base inspiration D to spark C paceWont work
>>565965318you had more training turns
SHE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HER CHAIN FUCKING MEGA BRICKED CARD
>>565967230This is talking about MANT races bro
>>565967165what? can you explain more?
>>565966825He is getting absolutely DrAiNeD
>>565967319Next run will be better
>>565966804This won me platinum in Aries
>>565967319She heard you talking
>>565967619powerbros not like this....
>>565967619Powerkeks....
>>565954502>https://forms.gle/EHwHJq9L9ThtrwJn9Instructions not clear. Are you just wanting meme names? I haven't watched the cup or the leagues in years.
>>565967482idk actually, it's just my birthday :)
>>565967548but that's hot
>>565967619Why do you keep posting your shitter uma when they put you in a shitter lobby
>>565958215>straight
>>565967619powersisters??? our response??
>>565967698If you want an actual answer, Fronts use it the least with their lower top speed. If you want the shitpost answer, anytime you see power gaslights, you know they're either a frontfag or a VFcord member, since he's a frontfag
He's gettin lazy
>>565966809better at me than this>>565966902mmm... yes
>>565967482When you hit 1124 power your EFFECTIVE power doubles from 2200 to 4400, and 2500 is the threshold beyond which stat attenuation doesn't apply. That said, once you reach 1177, you'll probably enter the "overpowered" state (unless you have certain skills that you probably don't have) and you'll have the square root of the average nearby rival's guts subtracted from your effective power during the latter two thirds of midrace (except in Hanshin obviously). This doesn't go away until you hit 1197. So ultimately the IDEAL power stat value is either 1176 or 1197, depending on whether you're using a tall horse or a short one.
>>565967890first-rate belly
>>565967825please tell me more how a victory doesn't count unless it meets anon's particular conditions
>>565967796i hope you have a good birthday this year (:
>>565967916this is trve. tazuna told me in a drean
>>565967916This is a good shitpost
>>565967841what the HECK is her problem!?
Speaking of NTR, I HATE this event.Don't take my energy reeeeee
>>565967916naruhodo ne
>>565967916you forgot about the power boost that umas get on inverted backstretch courses (2200 Oi for example) but this is largely accurate. and they say /uma/ is all gaslights.
>>565967916wrong. the ideal power stat is 1676
>>565967980>never said victory doesnt count>S+ uma is definitely the standard to win CMsis this retard for real right now
>>565967916This sort of effort has no business on 4chan
>>565967916
>>565967916What in the heck
>>565968129Well sure if you're using the Sleipnir Stakes exploit but in that case, good luck when they find you out and delete your account
>>565954502some of these names looks grim>cringe Laisuwhy not FUARKING VILLAIN? I only saw Cringe Laisu few times on the threads >Ken-samawho
>>565966032Narita Top Load may be a little too similar to the "Narita Top Loaf" on the umaJP thread roster, but I'll see what the caretaker thinks.
>>565967619
>>565967881It is 7AM in Jakarta. It is far past his bedtime now, schizo getting sleepy.>>565968069You will take your stats and mood up, and you will be happy.
>>565967698Power can be gimped with the least penalty on fronts, since if they don't hit their late accels, they're fucked, so higher wit > higher power. They also depend on wit-based speed-ups/overtakes that are not skill-dependent, so higher wit is even more important. For other styles, especially lates and ends, you'd want higher power even at the cost of lower wit.
>>565967916This dude is onto something.
MILE CMSAVE UMA MUSUMEMILE CMMMMMMMMMM
>>565967916what about on nighttime courses?
nyaaa
I want to have sex with another trainer's trainee while he listens from the other room
>>565968270Alright captain, thanks for considering it at least. If she doesn't get in that is fine
>>565968249>he doesnt know one of our forefathersunderage faggot, get out of my sight
So what piece of information can /uma/ give that's 100% definitely not a gaslight
>>565959987>tranny hag>hot Dilate
>>565968069>but what if there were TWO -10 energy events in the chain...
>>565968545see >>565967916
>>565964810why isn't one of them yeppers
>>565968545I love you.
>>565968545Double Dominator is still cracked this CM but nobody wants you to know it.
>>565968393It's the same, unless you're using a solar-powered trainee (Nishino Flower for example) in which case substitute the average of her power and guts for her nominal power before doing any other calculations.
>>565968545Speed is the most important stat.
Even more relevant than ever
>>565968556what? are you sane? Pearl is a tranny hag? do you even hear yourself?
>>565968545you win if you run faster
>>565964810>winning ticket>TBDIsn't it obvious?
>>565968545Shiraoki-sama is real and speaks through 7s
>>565968342Grass Wonder rims me when I'm her trainerDia makes me cum repeatedly between her big boobs when I'm her trainer
>>565968646double dominator didn't do anything last CM and it wont do anything this time either
>>565954502where's Marvelous Sunday? the biggest offender here is we don't have Nature on the team
VFcord acolytes want you to make witmaxxed scoreflated umas and not be able to push up in late race
>>565967916you forgot this
>>565959815If Marche and Rulership doesn't get released by half anni I will be ticketing her because I'm sad that she never dropped for me. Though I'm torn between her base and her witch versions.
>>565968771>771ACK
>>565968818most retarded post today
>>565967967
>>565968910Clearly I have brought shame upon Shiraoki and as such am not worthy of her grace
>>565968953>NYOOOOOOO MY OSHI DIED BECAUSE SHE GOT DOUBLE DOMINATED NYOOOOOOOyou lost because of something else. dominator does LITERALLY nothing its shit tier. the age of debuffs is over.
>>565968883Skip her
>>565968771Fake and gay. We are a Christian general.
>>565969085No.
shiraoki sama sneeds a rival that focuses on 6 gets
>>565969080this dude...
>>565969080>dominator still run in JP>does nothingyou do not play the game retard
>>565960303She also chose to take her shirt off in front of a bunch of men, when the sash that Kawakami needed is clearly just pinned on.
>>565969151Yes, she's shit.
>>565969207kek
>>565968545You can cheat to get charming on the first turn of a career if you use Nishino Flower card
i think power does nothing because ive run powermaxxed aces who got completely mogged by other umas with hundreds less power. i simply have no idea what is happening on the track at any given time and do not understand why someone with 1200 speed and 900 power will suddenly start overtaking someone with 1200/1200 and theres basically no way for me to understand why its happening.
>>565960974It pisses me off how trannies and femcels use yuri as ragebait. This shit never happened before 2016.
>20 runs for 2 painfully okay aces because of distance sparksI'm done this time around, A finals would make me extremely happy.Like fuck I'm sick of doing tons of runs JUST for Med S.
>>565969207>spechud prepares for the saudi dahby
>>565969307And how often does that work?
>>565969325
>>565969208>>565969218idk i ran double domme in the last cm and it never seemed to do anything. oguri won everytime anyway.
>>565961053Borrow a banner SSR, preferably Seeking the Pearl, and burn through Unity careers as fast as you can with double TP. MANT gives more points per run, but Unity is more points per hour.
>>565969396It'll never get better, either. Actually it'll get worse because MANT parents at least have cracked affinity. Once we hit Grand Live and beyond, we'll be running less races, so parents will have less affinity, and your chance of rolling your distance sparks will go down. For the next several years, you are chained to succeeding the one-in-five (and less) chance of getting Distance S or suffer a bricked run.
>>565966540my A+ hors has left handed, spring, firm course menace, and Medium Swill I win every Open League?
>>565969509thats because your ace has ZERO ACCEL you dingdong >muh NSMfake skill
Thoughts?
True and canon
Yeah, I think that NTR card is cursed as the other anon said. Run is ruined.
>>565969493 I was just about to post that but the post CD was too long...
>>565969594WOAH MAMA
>>565969509Okay and why do you think xoguri won every time. What made oguri stronger than your opera?
>>565969127
>>565969207السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ يَا أَخِي
>>565961294I burned all my clocks on the final race too.>>565961385Tony Montana would not say this.
>>565969673why do they keep doing the allah pose
>>565969594burying my face in ramonu's titsburying my face in dober's armpits
>>565969509>oguri won everytime anyway.yeah no shit, oguris are also running double dom
>>565969729>allah pose
>>565969509>bro double dom didn't help me!!>>relying on NSM and head-on>>>also running >>>>>>non-oguri pace chaser in ariesNishino unique is not a real fucking accel.
>>565969127And how did you get that 7? Through Shiraoki-sama
>>565969564I could handle URA and Unity bullshit because at least when I was getting sick of rolling for distance sparks it only took like 5-10 minutes to get to the first inspiration and I could dip.
>play a non-pace chaser with fine motion wit>speed star>play a pace chaser with fine motion wit>prepared to passI can't I fucking can't these runs take too god damn long to need so many things to go right
>>565969583yeah, as long as the other 2 trainers dont bring 4 dominators (happened to me yesterday on a room)
>>565969509Should have made her a late surger
>>565969594Shit family
someone fucking wake up the pocket janny and get him to kill the anti-NTR schizo already
>>565969878the only shit family is the astroturfed gold kkklan
Idk even quadruple dominator did nothing to me last CM. Had a 93% winrate running 2 fronts + XOguri.I read something in passing about how doms would work better when set to front instead of late, were people fucking themselves over?
>>565969617>8%Should have use recreation
>>565969594threesome is the solution
>>565963505I'll assume you're new and not retarded. Baseline affinity values are very unevenly distributed. Maruzensky is the second worst overall behind Urara.
>>565970032>great moodI'd have gambled 15%
>>565969994>work better when set to front instead of lateThat's retarded because your Dom timing is decided before the race starts. If you're in the front when the dom proc happens then it's not gonna activate.
>>565969479I'd be lying if I said I knew how many times it works. Is not like I do it myself often.
>>565969339>do not understand why someone with 1200 speed and 900 power will suddenly start overtaking someone with 1200/1200I believe I can explain this. What you're describing is an overtake/speed up that can occur during mid-race. It is governed by the wit stat, and results in an increase of target speed for a certain time. If that wit check is successful, your uma will begin to accelerate to the new target speed, and that acceleration is governed by the power stat. This is why "witmaxxing" became such an exaggerated meme. It's most effective in front runners, but it seems to affect all styles, at least competition between umas in that style.
Recreation or Rest?
>>565970192Procreation
>>565969987
>>565970192rest most of the time
