No one else bothers to make a thread EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>564735028
>wake up>thread dead>arrive home>still no threadWe giving up?
>>565957589I was going to make one but it wouldn't let me on mobil. I almost hooked up to the wifi at work though lol
>>565957589I don't know what happen, I bumped the thread one last time and when i checked back it was dead.
>>565959627I checked when I woke up around 6est and it was already dead.
>>565957459I like the use of the middle left image. Also, reposting an older screenshot I took because it was such a banger.
>>565959731I just didn't take too many screenshots recently, and been playing CIV V so I haven't been able to contribute properly and thus stopped posting that much.
>>565962591>sidewaysWindoes fooling me once again.
>>565962591god of war ahh framing
>>565962763>sideways againOH NO
>>565962774>>565963117LELOk, exif data is not my strongsuit. Lets see if I luck out.....
>>565963760
>>565963893>>565963994To be fair, the website I was using to rotate the image was acting like my image was rotated the way windows initially had deceived me it was. We SHOULD be good now! If not.... I'm a silly goose....
>>565964423good now
>>565964558Whew!
>having a great time griefing in my b11>some groundcuck starts shooting me with explosive rounds>have to fly all the way back to my hangar to repair and wait through 2 loading screenswhy does this game try to kill fun at every opportunity
>>565965995I know the feel. pvp can be such a bummer because of that sheise. I don't think players on foot should have 0 defense or offense against that think og thing, but with e rounds they are effectively walking AA guns, way to powerful a sentry. I tried to have fun with my savage last time I did some pvp and just got molested. It is to some extent, a skill issue, but the meta is indisputably retarded.
>>565966353>think og thing*kind of thingI don't know what happenned there.
>>565966843love the last one a lot
>>565967525It's pretty gangster I must say.
NNNOOOOO lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTECqV7HoYU
>>565967886I love the colors a lot
>>565966591Is it hoe moving day?
>>565966591Yep. Time to pack it up. The hoepocolypse is coming.
>>565973261I'm goofing every post tonight huh.Meant for >>565972206
Why is the general so dead, do we need more like children and women with big tits in bikinis as cover, do we need to have a gacha gambling system to get traction?
>>565975565No, we just need a game that isnt 12 years old and basically finished content wise. You just cant compete with generals that have constant new updates otherwise.
Saved up enough money to customize my grotto brioso custom although I didn't really do too much to it since I like the car as is. Im tempted to buy another one and really go at it with the rally customization even though it does in fact handle like shit.
>>565975565I spend a lot of my free time outside when it's warm and all my pics are on my computer. Getting old, sometimes watching birds fly by and trimming plants are more fun than grinding missions.
>>565975565Pretty much what the other anon said. Im just now coming back after years of not playing so I dunno what's up but have you guys considered moving to /vm/? Wouldn't have to worry about bumping and the thread dying there
>>565981021The 300 may not be a speed demon, but the R/A is pretty nippy. You just have to fiddle with some options to make the R/A roll over less. A pity is has fewer liveries than the 300.
Eventually GTA6 will arrive on PC, and I may miss having an arcade of my own.
Hoping the small towns in 6 have a bit more interactivity.
>>565989213It would be nice if they had interior spaces. Kinda like RDRO, but more of them. I want every single store and restaurant to basically be functional.I wonder how people will react to the everglade biome. The way people complain about a little bit of rain or snow in GTAO, I hate to see how they feel about always driving into the water whenever they take a corner bad.
>>565989213Im praying we'll get some comfy little houses like the ones in paleto bay.
>>565986559Theyll probably make it an option for interior room customization, rumor mill was they were doing a lot deeper mechanics for player customized interiors and I imagine they can easily add objects like arcade cabs
The saddest general
>>565999632perhaps.
I'm not saying that sluttier threads get more bumps overnight, but you could show a bit more ankle.
>>566002126now that's an idea
make sure to do your daily spin!
>>566003587Well turned ankle.
>>566002126You'll get no complaints from me, but I think I already posted all my lewds.>>565986559Arcade is peak gta comfy.>>565999632But a general nonetheless.>>566003587I zoomed in.
Today is wednesday so I'll have to play to get whatever the weekly bonuses are, so I'll take lewd requests.
One more for the road.
>>566014017on what?
10
>>566020128or ten as some may say
>>566020494half way back to ten
>>566021168It is what it is
Do you think in gta 6 we'll actually get to fucking customize stock tires
>>566027293Depends on which subscription level you have, for VIP tier customization options you'll need at least a gta gold account.
>>566030928I cant wait :,)
will sales suck this week? stay tuned to gtag to find out
>>566035505I havent been keeping track but im hoping for vehicle cargo or bunker
>>566035505Something unseen has spoken to me and it's acid bonus week. Stay tuned to see if I got trolled.
>>566014647Uh... the necklace, it looks like its clipping so I had to check.
>>565957459What are the chances that I can remigrate my account if I've barely used the enhanced version and I've gotten way futher in legacy. Could I convince the staff to help me?
>>566036724We had vehicle cargo fairly recently. Definitely no bunker in a while. I wouldn't mind bunker. Maybe special cargo.
>mission host goes for the closest target
>>5660355054x on gerald missions+ paypigs get 10x on taxi work
>>566044224fair that thing clipped so much
>>566047814>4x on gerald missionsCome again?
>>566050804Redid that, image looked wonky. Anyways, was there a bonus on that recently or did I confuse myself because I did it for carear challenges?
To buy the Minimus or not to buy the Minimus that is the question
Since Florida has a lot of old people and fat people you're going to be able to ride electric wheel chairs, right?
>>566035505>40% off document forgery businesses and upgrades >no $ or rp bonus for document forgery sales
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineBonuses3x GTA$ & RP• Old School Hits (PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC Enhanced)2x GTA$ & RP• Terrorbyte Client Jobs• Deadline and Deadline Duet• Community Race Series (PS4, Xbox One, PC Legacy)2x GTA$• Nightclub Daily IncomeAdditional Nightclub Bonuses • 2X Nightclub Warehouse Stock Production Speed• 2X GTA$, RP, and Nightclub Goods on Yohan’s Nightclub Goods Missions• 2X GTA$, RP, and Popularity on Nightclub Management Missions• 2X GTA$, RP, and Nightclub Goods on Business BattlesSalvage Yard Robbery Targets• The Podium Robbery: Pfister Growler (Top)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Dinka Jester Classic (Mid)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Albany Cavalcade XL (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Complete 3 Nightclub Management Missions to be rewarded with the Cherenkov Tee and $100,000Premium Race:• Arms Race (Super)HSW Time Trial:• North Chumash to Palomino HighlandsTime Trial:• Elysian IslandFIB Priority File:• The Project Breakaway FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Weeny Dynasty• Nagasaki Shotaro• Vulcar Warrener• Western Daemon• Dewbauchee ExemplarLuxury Autos:• Pfister X-treme• Dinka Chavos V6Lucky Wheel:• Överflöd ImorgonPrize Ride:• Finish 1st in the LS Car Meet Series for 4 consecutive days to be rewarded with the Annis Minimus.Premium Test Ride:• Penaud La CoureuseTest Rides:• Western Zombie Bobber• Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio• Dinka VerusTake full advantage of the latest discounts40% off:• Nightclub Properties• Nightclub Upgrades and Modifications30% off:• Grotti Itali GTO• Western Company Cargobob• Karin Boor• Willard Eudora• Pfister 811• Declasse Drift Tampa• Grotti Stinger GT• Übermacht Sentinel Classic• Canis FreecrawlerGun Van Discounts:30% off for GTA+ Members:• Compact EMP Launcher30% off:• Heavy Rifle
>>566062367I haven't tried it but it's a bit on the slower end from what i can tell. I guess it depends on how much you like the look of it, and how much money you have to spare.
>>566055274>>566062367either buy it or win it next week
>>566062367time for a full week of AFK farming
>>566055274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xIWnYd-JZY
As it turns out, they DO give you a tactical advantage
>>566062367Nice. >2x GTA$ & RP >Terrorbyte Client Jobs With double money those give about 60k right? Thats not too bad.
>>566062367>playing GTO for years>haven't bought a Cargobob yet>neither an Iron Mule>times they could have been useful go from insignificant to minimal>that is without even taking in account all the totally arbitrary limitations that make them nothing but obsolete flying taxisshould i buy a cargobob?
>sentinel widebody doesnt have the anime liveryGoddamn man why do they do that shit? I still like the car but that was one of my main reasons for buying it, so lame. Guess I'll get another if I ever want to see the livery again >>566070031idk about a cargobob but I've found the iron mule is handy for nightclub sell missions, bunker, and vehicle cargo. Thats about it though.
>>566069891I bought both, but honestly I'd wait for sales till you need it. The mule is better, but WAY bigger. I've been unable to lift cars for vehicle cargo before, with the cargobob, so if it isn't obvious, it can be kind of weak, but all lift with the mule. The one thing a cargobob can do, is be called as a pagasus vehicle, and taken off from your office. The mule is only a personal vehicle. That's not too big an issue though. I don't know just how many things you are arbitrarilly unable to use it for, which is incredibly annoying, but I know you can use them for vehicle cargo, the bunker duneloader (for 50k spare parts sales), and the insurgents for insurgent sales from the bunker, which is useful for the merrywheather sale (but that's a sale I'd never recommend you do solo, literally just reroll for that one. You'll know you got that one if the insurgents aren't just 3 drops.)
>>566014471Those are some veiny hands.
>>566084902Heating system I reckon, hence Anon being scantly clad.
>>566085513Ah
and... i might get addicted to this machine.
THIS is the weekly livery? This ps2 level texture quality? Jesus Christ rockstar... god damn.>>566084902Thank you, you cardiovascular whore you.
GTA 6 better have cool bikes cause I'm getting bored of this being the only good game with bikes.
Without the moon night shots are so boring.
>>566092062agree
>>566092062Yep, and one problem is when you play clips, the game changes the location the moon when from where it was when you recorded them, for whatever reason.
>>566087823>180kIs this a common occurance? I might need to gamble more....
>>566095119i won a bit more, than lost half chasing the high.
>>566090905I hope we get the Super Cub in the next update or in 6. I started watching the anime about them yesterday and would kill to have one in game
>>566095654My favorite is felting people in public lobby blackjack. I love when they rage quit. Teasing them with my bets is ways a hoot.
>>566062367>3x GTA$ & RP>• Old School Hitsbut this is one mission???
>>566096059Such a comfy show, I watched it when it aired.
>>566099114Comfy yeah but something about it makes me feel a little melancholic and yearning for something.
>>566098527They're pushing it really hard. Cool for a nostalgia bump but not really that hard other than the cars they want you to drive don't have bulletproof tires.
Sandy Shores at the crack of dawn.
The fact the chips and plaques have identical denominations and colors bugs me a lot more than it should.Actual casino/poker plaques are used exclusively for higher values that aren't available in chip form, they're meant to be bulkier, heavier, and are supposed to stand out when put on a table so the dealer and pit boss can instantly see the high rollers. Get it together rockstar.
Customized my Brioso. Probably not a final result. But I experienced creative paralysis once again.
I'm not quite sure this shade of blue fits, but I wanted to try a pastel blue crew color on something.
>>566107368>>566107559Nice. I think the blue looks good>I experienced creative paralysis once again.I know the feel but for the brioso theres really only so much you can do unless you're going for a rally look so I wouldn't worry about it
>>566111863True. Though somtimes, I overthink little things like grills and bumpers. I basically try to "seek" something that stands out to me, or try to "understand" it, but I fail to see anything too different. Then at the same time I will see someones build, or certain color for a car and immediately think it looks just right. I might just have to get a singleplayer mod just to customize cars in singleplayer so I don't worry so much about my bank account cratering just from experiementation lol. It's not always apparent to me from the start, how I want a car to look. Maybe I also just take it too seriously.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vafSPUXMXXU
>>566112880>I might just have to get a singleplayer mod just to customize cars in singleplayer so I don't worry so much about my bank account cratering just from experiementationIt wouldn't be a bad idea considering how much some of that stuff costs or how resprays add up overtime. Man now that I'm thinking about it its so gay how there isn't a preview feature. Imagine how great it'd be to preview whatever color, liveries, wheels, etc together and just pay for it all at once. >Maybe I also just take it too seriously. Could be autism lol. When this game first came out I didn't give a fuck how my cars looked and did whatever for years but it was only until recently after not playing for awhile and coming back did I suddenly become very meticulous to how my cars looked, like everything has to be right or else.
>>566119720Completely agree. I've always thought money should be charged after you're about to leave a mechanic, but if I had a shot of MacBeth for every time I thought rockstar should have done things differently..... >Could be autism lolVery well could be kek. Also similar here. Before I ever played online and just played story mode, that kind of thing never really bothered me. Part of it is I have a big mish mash collection of random cars that don't really go together, and lack a theme, that also kinda bothers me. Anyways, pre-sleep thread bump. Goodnight /gtag/. Too much.... MacBeth..........
bump
>>566074156>>566078551ty, guess i'll wait for 40% off the iron mule>>566090905they better have more customizations too. We're stuck in 2016. The fact that i can only have cruiser's street treads on a racing bike and can't change wheels on my cross/enduro bike or else it will look retarded, really pisses me off>>566107559why? light blue or oriental blue were oem and period correct colors. Don't know if you already looked it up for it but it matches and fits nicely. Personally find your work pleasant, it does have a clean look, enhanced by the trim details and "sporty" accessories that fit the racing spirit of the widebody
>>564906330>>566094381Yet sometimes it doesn't. I still don't know the logic behind it.I'm glad it didn't move for those Bond pics I took, would be a real shame.>>566096059Unfortunately GTA is a mockery of America so mopeds will forever be a joke vehicle.>>566106794Are you even allowed to take casino chips home? I guess when you're that rich you're allowed anything.>>566107559Hey that's just like my Brioso.
who put the bump in the bump bump bump
>>566142056>Are you even allowed to take casino chips home?Yea that's totally normal honestly. That part isn't unusual. Though $10k is probably the highest denomination you'd be allowed to walk out with somewhat easily.$25k+ you run into federal money laundering regulations and the casino is legally obligated to report the $$ to the IRS. So generally they just don't allow super high value plaques to leave the property.If you DID leave with a $25k or $50k plaque, gave it to someone else (gifted, won from you, stolen, doesn't matter) and then they tried to go into the casino and cash it, the casino would refuse (they know who that plaque belongs to), and if the plaque changes hands outside of the casino, it's value is voided.Tldr; taking chips is fine, plaques would be odd.
>>566125262yet another helicopter that needs an unweaponized variant
>>566141518imo just trying to copy the real world colors always is pretty boring, choose what color you like be a bit creative, it's a game so you are not bound by any real life restrictions
>>566157057I wish the stealth annihilator could be deweaponized and allowed a missile jammer on it
>>566164652yup. ultimate nighttime creeping machine but r* cant understand why anything would be cool without a gun on itwe still can't buy the unweaponized buzzard thats been in since launch
fucking hate those trip missions
>>566141518I suppose it does look good. When I get creative paralysis I sometimes lose my sense of judgement. I never actually looked it up before making it so I didn't realize it was oem lol. To be fair, the blue I chose is a bit different from the ones you usually see on them, even if it's a bit hard to tell in the lighting. A hue can be annoying if it's slightly off for me, but it looks ok on my Brioso. I don't imagine I'll change it radically if I do.
Kind of a nothing burger that feels like throwing people a bone, but hopefully the bail office things is remotely substantial.
>>566172135they really looked at the avenger missions and said double pay was too much
>In addition to these payout boosts, we will be adjusting vehicle pricing so that certain vehicles are more accessible and have prices that better reflect their value. This will include lowering the price of over 30 vehicles including the Överflöd Imorgon sports car, the Progen Tyrus supercar, and the Brute Police Riot along with many others, while the Mammoth F-160 Raiju fighter jet will be increasing to reflect its outsized utility and performance.The useless overprices police riot becoming less overpriced? YAY!!!The useful raiju priced sensibly getting blasted up in cost? That will TOTALLY help the player experience! YAY!!!!>>566172793Never, ever expect rockstar to do anything but disapoint where meaningful, good changes can be made, ever.
>>566173467Complaining aside I do like that the bail office pays are getting buffed, because everyone agreed they needed to be. I only wish that coupled with that, they increased the pays for paleto bay bounties on top of that. It would make perfect sense to, but again, we aren't dealing with a game, but a financial vehicle for take2/rockstar games. Business is a merciless game.
You know GTA 5 online is on its last legs when they start increasing the amount of money you get. Probably one last big DLC before it's abandoned for GTA 6.
I'm glad at least that they aren't nerfing anything, but it triggered my PTSD from the mercenaries update. An increase in the price of the raiju, while seemingly pointless to me beyond what it means for their shark card sales, maybe is not a huge deal. I don't like seeing price increases, but it could be a lot worse than this. I think the missions that are getting buffed will at least pay like contact missions now, meaning there's a little more of an incentive to do them. Ideally, I'd have them, paricularly co-op missions, all pay a little bit more than freemode contact missions. Co-op needs to be more lucrative, there's 0 reason it shouldn't be. Maybe, assuming they don't pull the plug on improvements, this is a precedent to them making good changes like that. I've complained at rockstar through suggestions about this sort of thing for years lol. Maybe nothing to doom over.
>>566174058>increased the pays for paleto bay bounties on top of thatIt would be great if that was for everything. Sourcing business supplies and it happens to be all the way up in paleto bay? Then you get 2x the supplies (probably 1.5x of we're being real).
>>566185795Ideally. I mean, it wouldn't hurt ask rockstar to do that through suggestions. Afterall, if nobody complained, would rockstar have had any reason to make bounties pay better? Probably not, so it's worth a shot I'd say. I do wonder sometimes if my incessant complaining to them is taken into consideration lol.
well FUCK man I can't finish this
>>566187343Techno and mixed drinks are for sissies, beer and real men win again.
>>565990341I hated how long it took for them to add player housing outside of the city in Online. at launch basically every flat was in either Del Perro or downtown Vinewood, so everybody lived in the same three buildings. and to this day I don't think there's any houses for sale in South Central.
Is it recomended to do sell special orders for the NC? Are there benefits to doing any sales at all that aren't full sales? I tend to do full sales exclusively.
>>566055537several screenshots have shown Hoverounds in-game. I can't imagine they would go through the process of modelling them and not making them drivable.
>>566151649I find it funny how casinos keep better tabs on outstanding chips than the feds do on outstanding dollars
>>566188114special orders are not worth it, because you only get 5% extra over normal salesif you want to completely maximize profits, sell when the first 3 products (cocaine, cargo and meth) are full. If you wait for the others to completely fill up you get less money per time invested since the top earners do not produce anything in the time it takes for the rest to fill up.or just forget about it and sell whenever you feel like
>>566189062Thanks.
If anyone here wants a raiju I suggest buying one THIS WEEK before they increase the price to who knows what. Next week is when the aforementioned price adjustments will be arriving.
>Go do nightclub missions>mission is far up in some dogshit place i don't want to go>leave>come back>5 minute cooldown to try to get a location not on the other side of the mapRather than fucking more money Rockstar should stop sending me to fucking paleto and sandy shores for a van that's slower than a grandma.
>>566194925imagine if they would let us use our fucking vehiclesi don't mean shit like fagpressor or raiju but specific dedicated classes: take home a drugged up whore? let me use my deity. A pack of beers? My rumpo custom can handle that. A full supplies cargo? Oh my big PhantomSomething that would incentivize me in spending more money on virtually useless vehicles and finally make me use of them instead of them only being dust collectors
>r* are nerfing vehicle resale values lmao
I don't understand why they bother to "nerf" vehicles by price without removing them from our account. It literally does nothing but punish new players.
Gawdamn this was probably one of my best solo runs ever. I managed to get a pink diamond with 2 piles of coke next to each other at the north docks + the elite challenge completed, if only it was on hard mode so I would've gotten just a bit more.
>>566192393Any idea of what else is going up? Raiju is on my list but it's lower down. Probably means the upgrades for it are going up too
>>565957459What do you guys think all of the Youtubers who troll GTA RP servers? Know any good ones?
What does /gtag/ think of Upstate Liberty?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzcm5oe36ps&list=LL&index=6&pp=iAQBsAgC
>>566206917why? you can't really add more story missions, and 3 is the most barebones mechanically of the PS2 games so there's less you can actually do with the engine.
>>566206553There's no need to troll RP players, they do it to each other every time they play.>>566206917Boy what a waste of effort... why bother making an expansion to GTA3 instead of just making your own game, your shitty mod adds NOTHING to GTA. Name that shit "stealy car dude" and put it on steam for 5 buckazoids and at least make some money for your effort.
>>566188605Legally the casino only honors bets that it observes. Which means they have a ledger for EVERY single chip movement.
>>566213886that's what I was getting at. the soundness of a nation's money is far more important in the grand scheme but the federal government doesn't give a shit if a billion dollars just goes missing one day
>>566121519>but if I had a shot of MacBeth for every time I thought rockstar should have done things differentlyone of the things that come to mind are paintable liveries. I know not all of them would really work because some have a ton going on but stuff like simple stripes and what not should have been paintable from the get go.
Touch grass.
>>566065958i just discovered how to get rid of the bobcat security logos-go to a clothing store with the outfit equipped-tops-crew emblem (last option)-no crew emblemnow (you) can also look like the guards from prologue!
>>566214051Yeah but a casino has cameras on every square inch of the property, the government can't exactly implement the same level of scrutiny.
>>566224923that has nothing to do with ensuring chips don't go missing or aren't faked when taken off-premises.
need advice! i haven't played since classic; so i have the office + 1 med warehouse, bunker, arcade. and some decent guns + vehicles. so here's the question...i'm at ~600k, and need the nightclub. if im going to play enough, do i just push for the sub and use that to buy the nightclub stuff while on sale?haven't done any of the heists-- do they get a first time bonus? i think this might make this easy, but im not certain of anything
>>566232364goodnight... i expect (you)s w/ advice in the morning
>>566232364I invested first on NC because it was more passive, Kostaka requires you to actively farm Cayo which if you do you can make incredibly good money out of it per day, Kosatka is really expensive but you need it for the sparrow because it's one of the best and most easy to access air vehicles in the game and you require it for most content anyways.If you think you can acquire the money fast through Cayo get the Kosatka, also study how to do it solo if you plan to and if you plan to do it with another person learn to coordinate, me and one of the posters farm elite cayo under 8 minutes, the only reason why i haven't been done it much in a while until just today a few mins ago it's because i kinda got tired of farming it, but easily one of the quickest ways to make money if you know what you're doing.
>>566232364>do i just push for the sub and use that to buy the nightclub stuff while on sale? Hmm.. I'm gonna say shoot for the kostaka yeah... the amount of money you can get from cayo is really good even after the nerfs and since you don't have any MC businesses you really won't reap the rewards from the nightclub sale missions which would make your only money source from the club the passive income. So I'd say do the diamond casino heist to get what you need left for the sub + the sparrow heli upgrade which is very important to making everything easier for yourself and use that money to fund all the nightclub stuff. It'll take a bit getting used to the ins and outs of the heist and its setups but with a good guide and some playtime you'll learn it in no time. As for which nightclub to get when the time comes i really don't know, I love my spot at Del Perro but from the looks of it Downtown Vinewood is a very good spot and probably the best.>haven't done any of the heists-- do they get a first time bonus?They should yeah. I remember the og ones do so I imagine the new ones do as well.
>>566232364I guess a good question is why you feel you need it. It's a good business and it's got some ok bonuses right now but there's a lot to do to get the full benefits from it.Kosatka and Sparrow will let you set up and run cayo once every 3 hours in about an hour and a half. Minimum take with elite will be about $950k but if you manage to pull the pink diamond it can be over 1.6mil. It does cost 100k to start the set up each time and not having something that flies greatly increases the amount of time it takes but if you're able to get the sparrow you could probably run it 4 times then be able to get a nightclub with a max warehouse and staff upgrades at the current discount. The thing about the nightclub though is to fully get the benefits of it you need at least 5 of 7 businesses. You already have cargo but you'll want thing like the meth lab and coke lockup, the weed farm etc. which you have to buy and to buy those you need to buy the motorcycle clubhouse. Those by themselves aren't prohibitively expensive, usually the cheapest ones are some of the best locations but at the nightclub you can hire up to 5 employees to source stock from up to 5 of your businesses. The passive income boost from the nightclub is nice but in 4 hours real time you'll clear $500k from it if you maintain 100% popularity whereas you could have ran cayo for $1mil and be setting it up again.I'd definitely do the sub and get everything you can for the nightclub before the sale is over but even with the bonuses you won't reap the full rewards of owning one.
>>566232364What the others said. I'd opt for the kosatka. It's an "active" money maker, as opposed to passive, but you'll be making a lot more from it. Depending on how you do it and how much time you spend you'd potentially be able to take advantage of this week's discounts for the nightclub. I'd be happy to help you with it, and maybe my friend too. As for first time bonuses, I'm almost 100% sure they ALL do, but I know cayo does. Last Anon said you can do it once every 3 hours, but if you do the finalie with another player, you can start a new one every 48 minutes (one in game day) and do something else in that time (possibly another person's cayo or any heist). You can't get the compound loot without a second player, so for side loot, if you're going solo, you will take from the other spots on the island. You're first time doing the heist will be a bit longer because of fluff but you won't have to worry about it in your following cayos. It's most optimal if you have a kosatka sparrow. If you have an oppressor mk2 that will also work.>>566222668Cool!
>>566243426
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>>566247817wrong thread?
>>566065958You're pretty good...
did it for the first time, got out with 400k. Yeah Lester give me the whole goddamn bottle.Screw that fucking fingerprint minigame bro.
>firing on a crowd of enemies from the mk2>traffic gets spooked by the explosions>car drives in front of me right as i fire another one>get ACKed by my own missileain't even mad
>>566232364>do i just push for the sub and use that to buy the nightclub stuff while on sale?Yes because the nightclub missions are super griefable. Trying to do them on public lobbies is gonna be a huge waste of time getting blown up or just straight up failing missions.>haven't done any of the heists-- do they get a first time bonus? Yes but they're not really significant. What has good first time bonuses is the Drug Wars DLC because it has no pay wall entry. You could do those missions to get money for the submarine. I think its about 750k for the first part, not sure how much for the second part, maybe about 500k?Either way, you definitely wanna buy the Sparrow along with the Submarine, easily one of the best money spent in the game.
how are the enemies on the loud version of the diamond casino heist? is it like cayo where all the everyone has aimbot and shitloads of damage? i'm thinking about buying an arcade
>>566267686They're the same, casino heist versions don't really change anything besides what equipment you go in with.Now because aggressive approach starts alerted you NEED to do the optional mission to remove their armor and weapons, otherwise you'd be slugging thru tank enemies all the way in and out of the casino.
>>566092062lol so stupid looking
>>566268482I have only ever done the heist once and it was stealth, every other time i have tried to join there are connection issues or infinite loading screens or someone breaks stealth immediately and the host leaves. Still, good to know the enemies aren't bullshit
grand purchase auto
>>566266689>>566242740>>566239153>>566236903>>566236054good morning & thanks. ill start with the kostaka
Should I buy a Raiju before they jack up the price? I already have a Hydra & it's going to cut into my mansion savings...
page ten again
>>566274239You can also do the Cluckin Bell mini heist and the Knoway out missions for free and those pay well and give first time bonuses
>>566276902Hard to say how much it'll go up.The Raiju has no real advantage over the Hydra in PVE settings, the only advantage is PVP since you can go off radar. If you PVP, or just want a slightly faster jet, then get the Raiju now before it goes up, otherwise just save up for the mansion.
>>566286612rgr, doing these now. just did cluckin. think i got 750k total w/ the first-time bonus
>>566286612Oh yeah, I completely forgot about those.>>566288247My guess is 8 or 9 milly.
>>566276902Oh forgot to reply to this, 100%.It's the fastest vehicle in the game, so whenever you get either a "go to paleto" or "go back to los santos". Its like a good 2 minutes faster than driving any car.
Nearing $250,000,000 liquid and level 800GTA6 can't come soon enough, too bad I refuse to buy a PS5 and will have to wait until mid 2027 or later for a PC launch.
>>566299563How long have you been playing? Still grinding at 400 mil spent lol.
I could be coping but I think people actually liked the slow/grounded lean in RDR2. The game basically reintroduced a lot of what GTA lost from 4 -> 5, but I'm convinced the main reason it couldn't hang was that CARS are too powerful. They are the perfect fun, accessible immersive mechanic in gaming
>>566303595Less than 3000 hours over 12 and a half years.
>>566299563>>566303595what keeps you going? comfort factor at this point? would you consider something like forza horizon at this point? or do you need to be doing crime
>>566304108I can grind MC business sales while watching youtube/tv/movies/anime.I also play CS2, civ VI, and modded Minecraft.
>>566304108It's sort of habitual, there isn't anything like it as much as this game fails to deliver what I'd ideally want it to, there's a certain appeal to me in seeing how much I can optimize and maximize profit in a certain amount of time, but I haven't fully committed to the autism of it. The game offers a decent bit of potential for perfectionism, although i think other games offer more in that vain (proper stealth games for me). The personalization element is nice. It leaves a lot to be desired, as literally every single element of this game does, it's one of the most flawed games I've ever played, and in some ways, I could argue it's an absolute crime against the gaming industry, but I need not dwell on that because it would be fruitless self abuse, long story short, business is merciless. I would play games like Forza, they interest me. One of the main reasons I play gtao at the expense of other games, is I'm basically out of storage, and I'm a poorfag lol. Ideally I'd get a new PC, but this isn't exactly the time for that.
BAMPUUUUU!!!!!!
>>566299563>>566305107Inching closer while watching youtube.
is there any way to join on other players doing heists? like if im newish and want to get carried? or is it not really like that
>>566318959You can use the phone to quick join heists. The problem is that OG heists give invite for all setup missions, so more likely than not you'll just be doing busy work for no pay, casino heist is like 80% busted to join from the phone - you'll get stuck in the clouds and then spat out near the FIB building and Cayo people like to do solo so you'll get kicked from most lobbies.Sometimes it works perfectly tho, so hey... give it a try.
>>566318959Pull up your phone, click quick join, and pick heists. I've actually never done it myself but I have a feeling a lot of them are probably setups
Too low for a taxi?
Have (you) ever listened to the full dj sets in the nightclub?
>>566322184Looks extremely nice. What hex code for that color, if I may ask?
>>566325041Nope, but that could be a good way to get progress on the "Dance for 6 hours" Gold Award lol.
I'm so glad Rockstar fixed the spontaneous 5 minute load screens
we got aliens before gta6.
>>566325041Yeah, when they released me and a couple of friends would park our asses and dance and listen and talk some bs inside the night clubs.Also, real pain to change the dances on the musik locker. You have to stop dancing and re-joining and hope you get something different.
>kicked for being idle>on a fucking loading screen
>>566332326Not sure about the hex, it's Light Green Pearl, but i think it's a GTA+ color.
>>566304005
>>566335076I didn't know you could dance together wtf! Took me long enough to learn this.
>>566338639>GTA+ color.......right..........
i love my winky
>motorcycle clubhouse has shit lighting Goddamnit. I like to go full chrome with most of the motorcycles in regards to their parts but inside the clubhouse and when customizing them there their chromed out parts appear black. Not only that but it just isnt pleasing to the eye to look at them compared to when they were in my auto shop where everything pops. Really sucks that the dedicated motorcycle storage is like that
>>566351302yeah...
>>566351979Wtf clubhouses have different layouts? I thought they were all the same. Which one do you have? Cause I got the vespucci beach one and it doesn't look like that
>>566352273the crappy free clubhouse in great chaparral, i barely use it so i never bothered to get an upgrade
>>566352859Ah. Also I was meaning to say nice chimera and rocket, that black and gold is nice. I still need to get those two
found a new way to fail the pac standard finale>finish the robbery>finish the shootout>finish the chase>get to the boat>the hacker, being a retard refuses to SIT on the boat>out of area>the hacker failedthe online part of this online game is pure agony...
what the fuck is this?
>>566350369I'm contemplating buying one myself, though I may just wait to complete the tier 4 for cayo perico. Might make a stubby car collection.>>566357696FINALLY holy sheise!Definitely buy it. It's a taser baton, and when used in conjunction with a taser you basically have a you effectively have a taser with a singlplayer cooldown, though ones obviously melee. It's nice to have. I've been waiting for it.
>>566358646>you basically have a you effectively have aI'm not even going to bother explaining that lol.
>>566358801the car is slow, offers no protection to the driver and doesn't have any special gimmicks but i have a soft spot for vintage off-roadersi actually own a series IIA in real life
West coast classics has actually made me come around to rap music, sorta.
Damn
After customizing nearly all bennys vehicles I've noticed that theres a few cars that have totally unique pieces of customization that no other car has, at least to my knowledge, in regards to dials and steering wheels. The only two that are coming to mind right now are the weevil custom with its two unique steering wheel options and the slamvan custom with its dials
>>566342371If you got a friend to dance with they're definitely worth checking out. Somehow that one manages to be the best dance, every other one looks so damn stupid.I think I have a video recording of all the dances, but I can't find it...>>566350369>i love my winky>69Alright, you get a pass.>>566357196kek>>566269001Look, the clip was being a bitch doing that bug that whenever you pause it would "load" as in literally put a loading throbber in the center of the screen and not let you do anything for like 10-15 seconds. I got tired and just took a random picture.Yeah it's pretty bad but the game wasn't cooperating. Here, have a better bike picture.
huh, looks like i went too hard on the afk farming (i had a good night's sleep)
>>566387068Do not, I repeat, DO NOT buy the mule.Just get the bigger truck instead. Mule is ass and you can't get rid of it.
>>566387815whoops
>>566387815It literally doesn't matter.You make a huge deal of this and I do mule deliveries ALL the fucking time without any issue.Can it be easier with the pounder or the van? Sure. But the mule is hardly some turbo broken vehicle like you seem to think it is.
>>566357696>>566358646I've had that thing for years, rarely gets used outside of the handful of missions where you have to incapacitate people.
>>566335076night club pics are such a vibe
>>566388494Agreed. Also if its a single drop off sale mission and you use the iron mule heli to deliver its a lot quicker than with that heavy ass truck. I will say though that the thing on the front bumper with the max armor upgrade can go fuck itself, that goes for all of them but the mule especially. I had to go for the armor upgrade below it just to drive without getting hung up on shit 24/7
>>566389997>acid lab at home:
Could you always get kicked for being afk by just browsing stores? Bizzare choice from R*. >>566388585It's nothing crazy, but it can be fun for messing with other players on a rare occasion.>>566389004It has the best lighting.
>>566354098the rocket is slow as shit but i love it anyway, the chimera is a wheelie machine
>tfw height mogged
>>566390796definitely>>566393130get some 80s platform shoes
>>566393130its over...
A ciggie shot before I hit the road.
>>566394035bump
why didn't they just remove the oppressor? it's like the worst stain in gaming history
LAZLOW! The stands are for my leather-clad dancers, not for a washed up radio host from the 90s. GET LOST!!!
>>566407323it sells shark cards
>>566407323Should've made it the 1/10,000 lucky wheel prize instead of the Lost Slamvan
>>566407323Just remove the rockets or homing capabilities.
>>56641509120 dumbfire rockets with the jank pitch is actually fair
>>566416876I wonder if people would switch over to the explosive mg if that happened. I've actually never seen anyone use that before on the mk2
>>566415091>>566416876there shouldn't be a flying bike in a game with driving cars as it's core. it undermines so much progression and makes driving feel like a self handicap
>>566394685Back from my trip.
>>566423557I still use the explosive MG, but I don't PvP. I just want something in my solo sessions that won't run out of ammo. I will say, I had to attach an analog controller to have any chance of aiming the MG, which is not how I usually like to drive.
My Super Cub (cope) :,)
>>566425150Is he okay?
>>566429317Yes (I saw him earlier)
>>566423663yes but you can't unfuck the dog
>>566393130>pasta la vista
i used this car to reach the boat on the pac standard finale, i was the first to arrive and after fighting a few cops my team committed collective suicide so i quit the heist, when i spawned the car was here along with my kamacho, should i keep it?
>>566449005>should i keep it?no. last used cars are supposed to spawn in freemode but it doesnt work well
>>566449282Well, too bad. His name is Jeremy and he lives in my paleto bay house now
>>566449861hello jeremy
>When Rockstar goes hard-sale on a vehicle one week, and then gives it away the next week.
>>566452386I still I have to win today to claim it but I won't be on for another 2-3 hours
my uhhh half-track drip
>>566457389The half-track is business in the front and party in the back. It's the mullet of military vehicles.
>simeon became a cool way to get rare shit>stops after 2 weekslol
bampuspammed F12 on this cuscene lol
>>566453413Got it. Drag races are so easy to win
>>566407323Mk1 is fun.
>>566474979MK1 is perfectly tolerable to me in the meta. Ideal? I don't know, but it's not a necessary blight to aircraft.
>>566475386Fair enough.I own the Mk2 but I haven't touched it in 2-3 years at this point.Mk1 is my daily driver. (it's also my "favorite" motorcycle in my MC, so it heals me back to full health when on it, which is nice to have.
>>566475476I don't even hate the MK2 per se, but it's not something I'd have ever included in the game. I usually opt for a heli like my sparrow.
>>566473216I kinda enjoyed operation paper trail.
I have an upgraded Nightclub (only 3 technicians & 2 storage floors though), and I'm doing Fooligan quests to upgrade my Acid Lab. I also have the Auto Shop for small heists-- I don't really want to do the longer solo ones, for now anyway.(And a decent set of weapons and vehicles)I think I've graduated out of early game at this point and I'm thinking I want FUN STUFF like a hangar and a Rogue... Are there any detours you'd strongly recommend before this?
>>566479769By all means go for the hangar. Shoot for the raiju if you can or if you even want it before the price increase happens.
Go to the Merryweather HQ
some of you guys are alright, don't go to the merryweather hq tomorrow
Gulp
Just 2 more vehicles and then I'll have all the custom bennysEvens and I go for the obey 10f custom nextOdds I do truffade nero
>>566493330>0what are the odds>30Obey 10f it is
>>566493440Zero by itself is even, you didn't need the 30.
>>566494661>Zero by itself is evenWut
>>566495428zero is an even number
>>566500702Oh
>>566479769if you want a hangar buy it at fort zancudo, the civilian access pass is quite useful
i should buy an iron mule to go with my regular mule
Weaponized Conada. Fun or no redeaming qualities?>>566479157I like the cutscene only played the first mission of it so far, but I wanted to get some of those sorts of missions done that I haven't tried yet.>>566517103Iron mule is way better, but note that it's a personal vehicle, as opposed to a pegasus vehicle, meaning, you can't spawn one straight as a vehicle you exit your office from (if you have an office). I have both and don't find myself using my cargobob often. The cargobobs you get in missions are also better and more powerful than the ones actually sold to you in the game and have longer hooks, so what impression you get from using them, won't be a perfect representation (which is a shame).>>566479769>>566515669This, and the location is more convenient for the source missions and time.
>>566518902>straight as a vehicle>>566518902Ignore that I'd reworeded mid post and didn't backspace everything.
>>566517103The Iron Mule can lift things that the Cargobob treats as if they were too heavy, and the long tether helps you reach some things that were previously inconvenient.. But it never lifts your own cars, because the Iron Mule only exists as a personal aircraft.
>>566518902The final mission is an interesting way to study some heavy jugs at rest. The tier 4 requirements are kinda BS, but not too BS to do.
No, Lester, we don't
>>566518902>Weaponized Conada. Fun or no redeaming qualities?basically a fat buzzard with less ways to call it in
this general needs a lot of bumps, huh?
>>566537670the burnout is real
>>566537670Would probably need less bumping if instead of just saying "bump" we would post something actually worth responding to.Not a dig on you, I do the same.>>566525915I do love Banks. Hillary Banks, Elizabeth Banks... all the Banks.>>566518902I had something similar happen years ago when I accidentally dropped something on my keyboard, ended up with a couple dozen pictures of my character's tits.>>566457389Where's the full-track drip?
>>566428158kek I like this one.>>566389004They are, but I wish R* would let us dance anywhere.
>>566390796Speaking of lighting, turns out you CAN shift the light-show by rewinding the clip... at least on the stripclub.I should have gone for a better pose, but this shows what I mean.
this car spawned like this and i lost a headlight when i tried to drive off, neither simeon nor sesanta want it
>>566542325>accidentally dropped something on my keyboardA most likely story!>>566543092I will have to bare this in mind now. Particle affects (or at least some of them) seem to work the same way.
>>566544730That's just to sell at an LS Customs for more money than usual (like $16,000) or to keep. It's an actual auto you can grand theft
>>566542802>kek I like this one.It's kind of funny. I don't really know what triggered the characters to stare like that, but it was convenient for screenshots!
>>566544730That's normal at that location. Certain fully customized versions of regular cars will appear randomly in certain spots. Some people make a point of collecting them. You can keep it, or sell it. People used to spam selling that truck, back in the before before times.
>>566542325got not much to add lately, all I can do is dump more pics>>566543092scrolling back and forth or jumping between markers on the timeline in the editor can also make it reload higher quality textures or effects>>566546064I think there's some slight looking animation idles that run when you are in a car and haven't done things in a while like shooting a gun from the car or crashing into things
>>566546064Maybe something on the radio?
>>566544730>>566545853Literally how I used to make money before the bikers update. There's also a blue one that sells for around 19k>>566545651It was funny enough that I kept a screenshot of it, but I can't for the life of me remember what happened.
i am a new/returning player but here is my advanced tip:as soon as you enter an online lobby, call lamar and sic a mugger on the lowest level player in the lobby
>>566542325>Would probably need less bumping if instead of just saying "bump" we would post something actually worth responding to.>Not a dig on you, I do the same.I sometimes just bampu post if I don't have a subject or screenshots, it just buys some time till someone has something more to talk about.>>566546829>>566546497>I think there's some slight looking animation idles that run when you are in a car and haven't done things in a while like shooting a gun from the car or crashing into thingsWe were right in the middle of a gunfight lol, so i'm not sure. Maybe in conflict they automatically watch the npc's, but I'm not sure. Also nice screenshot. Game needs more dresses (and stocking compatibility with skirts).>>566546497>scrolling back and forth or jumping between markers on the timeline in the editor can also make it reload higher quality textures or effectsAnother thing I'll have to bare in mind! I've posted about it before, but in case there are people who didn't see, if there's an explosion in a clip, and you pause the clip, then click (without dragging or playing) on another point in the clip, the explosion will stay in the same spot. I think you and coveranon were in the thread when I posted about it but maybe someone else can make use of that trick. >>566548781lol>>566548825Always kind to send the welcoming committee.
>>566549293yes more dresses would be nice but until then I am just using this as my go to dress
>>566548825Back in Legacy whenever there was someone bitching in text chat I would send a pickpocket or mercenaries after them. I miss chat
>>566550341and I wish Rockstar would let us use the short version of the dress they added with the casino. It is in the files just let us have it. Tho the texture here is self made.
>>566550341Yeah the dresses in this game are a real disappointment. I guess the romper is kinda cute...>>566550839>visible gartersunf
>>566550839Said it a billion times, but it can never hurt to let R* know your thoughts https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/feedback?step=0f8856fc
>>566550345>pickpocketI meant mugger what the fuck is wrong with me
>>566551113visible straps are nice :)>>566551407I gave them feedback a few times but nothing has come from it. Especially annoying since I reported the same broken geometry on some cars a few times for over more than a year. Like the armor plating on the Granger 3600LX being broken, it only applies it to the driver door now and leaves gaps all over the car near the windows.
>>565344401Oh hey I found it, hard to see but look at the thumb on my character, its completely fucked lol.>>566551407I sent a couple of messages begging for more swimsuits, nothing :(
>>566553052lol, that's almost disturbing. I've never seen the game go that screwy. I've never seen anything come of my suggestions UNLESS the coming payment buffs are exactly that, since I have complained to them about that for literally years, and recently made bounties a focus of that. I'm not the only one to complain about the bounty pays. Paleto bay being a common location despite the contact mission level pays of bounties and being limited to 3 has been a big complaint of a number of people. I post in their suggestions thing when I have a thought. I don't expect much, but I also know that a lot of people make their complaints indirectly, and I can't expect rockstar's going to perfectly guage the scene, so I go straight to them, for whatever it's worth. I get the feeling that if not many use it, and more than on person makes the same suggestion, so long as there's a will anywhere at all, there might be a chance. I've submitted a few clothing suggestions, including this.>>566552612>Especially annoying since I reported the same broken geometry on some cars a few times for over more than a year. Like the armor plating on the Granger 3600LX being broken, it only applies it to the driver door now and leaves gaps all over the car near the windows.That might actually be something for support, rather than suggestions.
>>566554879can't promise rockstar won't try to throw you through some hoops though
>>566554879>>566555004been there, done that, they told me to reset my game, my console, reinstall the game and so forth. I made 3 tickets, none of them made it to an actual support agent that knows more than how to read a script.
>>566552612It bothers me that they don't offer legitimate options that show off back ink. Even the bikini draw a stripe over it.>>566551113A pity that the belts aren't a separate item than the dresses, so you can mix-n-match.>>566553052That reminds me of the horror show that happens when someone tries to wear high-heel anything on a motorcycle.
does playing an iaa mission still give you the sa able badge?
>>566555841It should.
>>566555279Same here.>t. still trying to get the message notification problem resolved
why would someone invite me to their MC and kick me just as/after i deliver a crate? i made cash from it, just not sure what they were doing.
Superbird with no bumper
>>566560819MC is a bit of a bitch when people leave the crew, you get stuck in that silly "kill the traitor" mission and can't do anything for a full minute or until you die, so sometimes people just kick/disband the MC when they're done.
The technical custom may be worthless in pvp but in pve it is an absolute blast. I just finished prison break velum and was enjoying the mayhem so much that i forgot to record the damn thing. Not only does it melt unarmored cars with the .50 cal but it also has more than enough torque to push all the wrecks out of the runway.
>>566563986Would look beautiful on my front lawn next to some tarp covered milk crates
>>566566602Just bought one myself. Also bought the weaponized conada. It's objectively inferior to the buzzard in a number of ways but feels faster. I like the look and feel of it, and that's about it. It's most annoying element is a crate in the cargo bay that means lass passengers. Unlike other helicopters that give co-pilots missile controls, they don't override your own (allegedly, didn't try it yet), and the cooldown is seperate. The design choices are peculier, but I knew I wasn't getting anything particularly fantastic.
>>566568145>lass*less
>>566568145>>566568314you don't have a tail rotor to destroy, that must count for something right?
>>566568849Perhaps, though I think I've only been downed via my rotor in a heli 1 time.
Honestly, I'd be happy with the weaponized conada as is, IF, you could take it off from both your Agency and your Mansion. It would then have a unique quality as a "luxury" aircraft, which would be cool, given the original conada is that.
>>566571830Most helicopters have the same problem, that they spawn far away and you have to come up with a vehicle to go fetch them in. It's why everyone owns huge battle machines, but still end up flying around in Sparrows.
uhh
>>566573956Just put it in reverse dummy
I hit $250,000,000 liquid in the bank.Sucks the mansions have no visual difference in the vault from $100M all the way to $999M, it only changes once you hit $1B, and I sure as shit am not gonna hit $1B by GTA6's release.
I just experienced a rare moment of cooperation with competent players in this game. We met during a prison break finale which was completely flawless. The pilot got behind the lazer, the prison team got 0% damage on the professor and i cleared the entrance and the airfield for a smooth extraction
>>566584813After that someone hosted the series A heist and we did all the preps and the finale together. My character felt out of place the whole time, the team was a bored accountant and 3 fiends
>>566584813>>566584949lol
>>566584949There was only ONE (1) death in the entire heist, it happened during the weed mission, the technical rolled over and killed the gunner but everything else went perfectly, no other mission fails apart from that little accident, during the finale i even had a telepathic connection with one of them and we both brought half-tracks to protect each side of the warehouse
>>566585207And the best part? Even after all these years i still got it
>>566584102>Time played in first person >1 day 18 hoursWtf kind of animal are you anon thats->I have 6 daysOh.. but congrats on getting that much money at once. Dunno how you guys have the willpower to save up so much and keep going
>>566555754game needs an actual backless dress
>>566583251That missions is so heavily scripted.
there are still dedicated oppressor pvpers
>>566591532I tend to believe that they are almost always new people, replacing the ones that got bored and quit after a couple of days.
Good morning /gtag/
>>566594818>million dollar car>DagumiSuuure, "tofu"Odd it doesn't have the darius livery from nfs carbon
>>566611461wish i could make her my first lady
>>566566602I like the technical, just the dumb idea of putting a huge gun on a cheap ass truck is hilarious to me. Every once in a while I call the technical aqua to cross the alamo sea instead of driving around it, also when that crashing plane spawns and you gotta get the drug money from the bottom of the sea.>>566584813Eventually everyone turns into a caricature, you just have to accept it.>>566555754Oh yeah the casino dresses are also kinda cute, I'm just not a fan of how rigid they are.>>566589908True but I'm also gonna need an open back swimsuit, tis only fair.oops, now with the right image.
>>566619361add a simple backless top to the list of things to have and nice heels btw
bumparoo
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>>566588259I just enjoy the MC business grind. People call it boring, but that's how I can do them while watching youtube and doing other shit on my 2nd monitor.Pic related was my bank balance in June of 2025.And I bought all 3 mansions, and a bunch of other shit since then too.So i'm probably at around $300-350M earned in the last year grinding.
>>566609574>darius liveryI wish
>>566629721>>566588259Also some of these stats are fun to see. Some weird things they track in here.
Decided to feed my stats into Claude just to see what it did with them. I asked for it to give an overview of the type of GTA5 player and give a comparative score/rating for the player stats compared to other GTA5 players.I have to say, it's pretty spot on overall.Especially when it calls me a "passive nuisance to the lobby".
>>566632312Not sure why the image fucked up, but here.
>>566629919>car crashes >67,300lol
>>566632513That's funny.
Kind of liked the lighting here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XGXLwvPF0
An Anon's character has been sainted. Proof? Look at the halo!
>>566639645I showed you my gta+ please answer me
>>566222578can you climb that mountain?
>>566645453You mostly roll down it.
>>566222578Reminds me of minecraft
Hoping Rockstar is based enough to allow Jason to break up with Lucia and become a cute butt slut for the men of Vice City.
>>566632513>34% accuracy signal they're not a sweaty pvp grinder EM DASH they fight but it's not their priority. Zero time in deathmatches confirms this.Gross, fucking reddit comment generator.>>566639645>*mr plinkett voice*>The low angle implies dominance.>I fucked my cat.>>566640139Welcome to the club, we already got 2 winged angels... Cute picture.
>>566651518I haven't watched any trailers but the whole idea of playing as a couple, especially a hispanic couple just sounds like it'll be obnoxious as fuck. I just think of these 2 chucklefucks but you can't get away from it, but with reggaton
>>566655736Anon, it's AI. What did you expect? I wasn't looking for it to give any amazing insights or prose. I just found it to be an interesting way to present the data of the stats in a clean easy to read "dashboard" layout.
>>566655918I guess I just don't get the point. But don't let me rain on your parade.
>>566656130Better data visualization than what little is given by rockstar?LLMs can also go look through hundreds or thousands of player stats posted on forums of the years, compare them to mine and give a somewhat objective (even if partially hallucinated) view of my stats compared to an average GTA online player.
>>566585207i really don't understand why NO ONE uses the technical's gun to defend the warehouse, it's right there. After all the years i've been playing i can count on one hands the times someone hopped on it to defend the warehouse and it happened just because i've used it during the first wave, then left it so a better gunner could replace me. And guess what? It made things easier.Nonetheless in this day and age i still see people shooting with machine guns and rifles, even the assholes that pull out rpgs or other explosive weapons right after returning to freemode
>>566662712Too exposed and locked in place, gun isn't good enough to offset it.My experience with people playing heists is that no one will ever help you. One of my first memories in this game is trying to steal the bus, being stuck in that long ass animation and getting shot by cops with 3 players not killing any cops while I die.
>Man the gun on back of truck.>The driver immediately rolls it over, throwing you out.>Don't man that gun ever again.
My nero custom :p I thought this was my last bennys but I forgot about the elegy custom.
>>566671176Many such cases
>>566671176It'll be different this time bro, I promise
10 more security contractsand then 10 more.
>>566656794I went ahead and decided to use AI to create a quick chart of my highest value vehicle locations.The sheer number of garage slots in the GTA+ garage obviously made it the single highest value location for my collectionAnd just a reminder, you only need to pay for it once and then fill it up during that month and they can sit there forever and still get called in by your mechanic for use.
I really hope GTA6 allows you spawn multiple personal vehicle so we can finally display themed car collections OUTSIDE of our garages.
I'm at a loss for words desu senpai....
is we gettin trailer 3 tomorrow
>>566691014I've done that before. I stopped trying to thread the needle for a while on this mission because of it.
I don't know how to solo cayo perico anymore.... I'm losing it.
>>566697147I'm gonna be honest, I don't think i've done Cayo perico since it first launched.I did it once, never touched it after.
>>56669714799.9% of the times i went to Cayo, it was solo. I've only been in a group once when someone invited me. Oddly, that one time is the last time I went to Cayo, because I completed my tier 4 at that point and just haven't been able to force myself to return again since then. Come to think of it, I may not have touched any heists at all since that point. The money doesn't seem to motivate me.
>>566697462It's not the most relaxed of the game's content, but maybe worth a few tries. Fun with a friend, even if I have some criticisms of the design of it. I don't really like the way detection works. I think it should be a little more forgiving about enemies seeing bodies, but after about 2 seconds the sirens go off. >all those beer hats>I only have 2>>566698170I'm a bit tired of it, but it's the surest way to get one million fairly easily. I can't say I've "retired" quite yet. I'm on my car maxxing arc.
>>566699247>all those beer hats>I only have 2It's one of the few things my account has just due to the age.
>>566699247I really should be grubbing more money. Who can guess how expensive the next dripfeed property will be? My car collection has hit parkpocolyps levels. Getting really tough to stay organized about where to put things. Parking runs out so much quicker than possible cars to get.
>>566688939>>566656794Decided to fuck around a bit more and had it create a searchable/sortable dashboard for (almost) all of my vehicles.Ate through an entire 5-hour block of claude AI tokens to do it, but honestly not bad for minimal real effort.Far better than using those websites filled with ads or keeping some spreadsheet updated manually.
>>566705360Great for quickly seeing where cars are, or finding duplicates.
Trailer 3 any minute now!!! :^)
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>>566705360Thats actually cool
>>566667535>too exposed and locked in placenot really, if anything to have a wider shooting range you need to move the truck a bit further, closer to the exit but not totally outside, so you still have walls protecting your sides>gun isn't good enoughThe .50 cal can blow up vehicles without too much effort even on hard. And i say this as a shitty gunner.The remaining enemies that spawn on foot or on the side of the warehouse are easier to take off and they move in front of you anyway. Your teammate is supposed to do something more than just stand beside you anyway but yeah that still fall into the "he should..."A bit of an issue is the backdoor since some random bullets can come from the back if the allies can't clear quick enough the enemies coming from under the bridge. But if you move the technical in a good spot the Mules parked there should cover the gunner
>>566705360i keep repeating to myself i should make a chart like this for my hot wheels, it's getting hard to remember them all
>got the imorgon from the wheel just nowPretty kewl. I like the livery it already comes with but I dunno if I really like the car itself, just not my thing. Can't imagine paying 2 mil for it
>>566709124
Trailer 3 song is Don't Stop Believin'
>>566724557Gaaaaayyy
Rockstar chooses to drag this shit out and then I’m supposed to feel bad when someone leaks something?
>>566710336Yeah, way better than the complete lack of a searchable vehicle database rockstar has (or doesn't).
>>566724654You called?
>>566705576>>566705360I've got the dashboard and the vehicle array separated so I can easily update my vehicle list without having to touch the actual dashboard side of things.I also added an area where I can update my player stats (playtime, $$ earned, etc). I might play around and add more visualization to the dashboard later, but for now a searchable/sortable vehicle list that I can easily add/remove vehicles from is good enough.
>>566739414Went ahead and threw it some historical data I had from my business sales to visualize earnings over time and growth velocity.
>>566743757
>>566743998
>>566718225
10 mule deliveries in a row
I destroyed cargo for the first time today because their organization name was "jew killers". I just flew over in a savage and nuked them. It was a pounder custom nightclub mission, which is probably the hardest one to grief, but it was still easy. Hopefully in GTA 6 griefing becomes harder but has higher rewards so it doesn't just feel like bullying. It seems like it would be a fun way to play the game if it were actually challenging.
Can we talk about RDR2 here? I installed it yesterday. How playable is it on Keyboard and mouse? I have a controller but as a PC shooter gamer I feel like I should use a mouse in a game with shooting
>>566763619Yes. This general used to be called rockstar games general or something like that, but RDR2 kinda died lol, so feel free.
>>566767403I installed it yesterday. How playable is it on Keyboard and mouse? I have a controller but as a PC shooter gamer I feel like I should use a mouse in a game with shooting
>>566763619it's playable on mouse and keyboard but it's somewhat annoying since the buttons are all over the place compared to controller
>>566768000I must say I haven't played it on PC, so I don't know.
>>566768110If you're used to keyboard controls it's fine, it's easier than gta cause no flying
>>566768168Well, actually I have, but it was a while ago and such a small amount of time that I don't remember.
>>566768220Meant to reply to>>566768000
i've retired. the game is a big ol' waste of time. especially if you don't CHEAT. knowing that i'm doing something at like 1/10th the (unintended) efficiency feels bad
Wait does Rockstar just purge you savefile or something after enough time? I played RDR2 back when it released and did chapter one. I boot it up now and it's a fresh save. Didn't change PCs or anything. Same accounts and everything so what the fuck?cloudsave enabled and all that. I don't remember much but I DONT want to do that boring ass opening chapter again that lasts 5 hours
>>566771532happened to me too; except i last played like... 2 years ago, and then like 2 weeks ago i tried again and it was a fresh save.i instantly gaslit myself into thinking i deleted it intentionally... but, yea. who knows
>>566763036>pounder custom nightclub mission, which is probably the hardest one to griefWhy's that
carwash's hand washes are signaled btw... what did they mean by this
>>566743757And I added a little dashboard showing each property, the price of the property (with any upgrades), and then whatever stored vehicles value as well.
I have a bad habbit of buying cool looking and slightly different feeling arial vehicles that I know aren't really of practical benefit, and than being disapointed with the void of opportunity to use them. I still weap thinking about the nerfed Titan 250d. What a disaster. Perfectly good and awesome addition to the game killed by a pointless, and logically absurd gun range nerf. Now it doesn't even make any sense with the map design.
Out of the 3 laundry biz, the heli tour has my favorite cooldown mission. Almost a pity that they mostly don't matter.>>56677516299.999% of all the vehicles in the game basically don't matter. It's just the way it is at this point. Even when you know the perfect use for one, it's generally banned from the mission anyhow.
>>566655884Jason isn't latinx. it's White Boy Summer: The Game
>>566763619I only use keyboard and mouse with it. Been a while since I played.
>>566773561Actually the speedo custom nightclub sale is probably the hardest to grief. But both are heavily armed and armored sale vehicles, with lock-on disabled, single vehicle only, and missions short enough to cover almost completely with ghost org. When I'm selling my nightclub the only thing I'm worried about is a skilled raiju pilot or an off-radar savage sneaking up. Oppressors cant lock on and I can blast them with the minigun on the speedo.
>>566763619molly's big fucking sweaty irish milkers
>>566775459>Out of the 3 laundry biz, the heli tour has my favorite cooldown mission. Almost a pity that they mostly don't matter.That reminds me to ask them to buff it (for what it's worth). It's not balanced to make any sense for even new players. I was surprised when I bought it and the weed business. It's nice they offer some benefits like increased payments on some sale missions, but for the mission pays I'm lead to believe they thought "how do we add a business to the game without significantly affecting peoples income?" and put it in, in other words, classic lowballing.>>566701619If you need a partner in grind I'm happy to oblige. Cayo perico is definitely better with 2 (in my view). Regarding your parkpocolypse, I could copy some cars of yours at LSCM if you ever want to clear up space for new ones but don't want any special ones to stop existing. It wouldn't be quite the same as sharing garage space, because you'd have to buy them again to use them again, but if you ever need a holocarst, it's something lol.
can i play the casino missions with the base penthouse or do i have to buy the lounge?
>>566787265Any penthouse.
>>566787368good, i'll buy an arcade next week for the heist but i figured i should go through the casino plot in order
Should I get the garment factory, mckenzie airfield, chop shop or penthouse next?
>>566791010Chop Shop. Claimable cars are nice to get.
>>566791010Depends on what you want.Garment factory gives you 1 mission that pays... 300k~ a week and 3 that pay 125k that you can repeat over and over.Airfield gives you the 800k "plane heist" which is not bad but its kinda annoying to replay. Also gives your hangar like 20 extra aircraft slots.Chop shop gives you 3 missions with a week long cooldown. Highest pay is about 400k.Casino Penthouse only gives you access to the 6 casino story missions and a unique reward vehicle. Also unlocks some minor casino heist stuff... The casino penthouse basically pays for itself with all the bonus money you make if you buy the basic penthouse.
>>566791010Go for the airfield. Oscar's heist is fun and has a decent pay, 750k on hard difficulty + extra aircraft slots in case you need more
Been many days since I checked on my horse last. Still the fastest in the west. I have to say, when you have a nice lobby without modders, RDR is a relaxing time. The people you meet, usually wave and are friendly. The daily challenges can be just a good way to pace the day, or if you need, pass the time between appointments to harass Etta. They really did a much better job with daily challenges on RDRO than they did with GTAO.
thread getting this close to getting archivedbelieve it or not, this is a bump
>>566791412>>566791467>>566791571I was mostly between chop shop and the airfield and was saving for chop shop with all upgrades before they announced raiju price increase. I ended up getting the avenger so I could get the trade price and got that. I'll probably do the chop shop cause it costs more than the airfield and I don't care about the casino heist since I only play solo. Heard the story missions are tedious solo anyways. Garment factorybwas probably 4th on my list.
>>566796835isn't the avenger one of the vehicles that is getting a price reduction in 2 days?
>>566797408I didn't see it listed but I think project overthrow missions are getting a payout increase. It cost more than the amount saved but I intended to eventually buy both anyways so it works out in the end.
>I now have all the bennys vehicles I feel empty inside. I hope that level of customization is the norm in 6
>>566809283Get more of the same Benny's cars and make different builds!
>>566810830True... I mean I do plan on doing that for the brioso and the yosemite truck since I went with a clean look for my first ones.. still though finally obtaining all of them makes me wonder what I should do now.
>>566809283get the feeling theres gonna be a lot of midnight club dna in 6
>>566816940I hope so. Man I really need to play LA sometime
>>566774210wtf they are?
>>566809283
>>566828298me when I hit 1 billion
the sales will be bad im afraid
>>566787787after you finish the casino story, it'll unlock a freeroam mission, that once completed will show camera vision cones on your mini-map. Basically it'll count as a setup mission permanently unlocked.soon after the last mission, you'll receive a call, when you go to collect your present don't use your PV; remember to store the present before leaving it
>>566816940LoL, lm@o, KeK eveni expect maximum autism on stupid minor shit that will make a bunch of autists go "wow" for a couple of second before forgetting it for ever. And the usual lazy halfassed job on things that one has in front of them every daye.g. can fix [X] car's steering column height; [X] car doesn't have any body modifications
Last day for the Karin boor sale, is it good?? Can i modify it like pic related??
10 amazing bonuses this weekend in gtao
The GTA 6 treasure hunt event will.give you Tommy's outfitSource: i made it up
>>566851489>Take full advantage of the latest discounts>50% off:>• Hooker services
>>566854656Maybe gta 6 will finally allow us to put dead hookers in our trunks
byeah
>>566854656Lets goooooooooo
>>566854656r* isn't that based anymore
>>566865185You won't even be able to pick up hookers in the next game.
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Always losing something at cayo.>>566873250Pretty good in my factpinion.
