Previous: >>566026263>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
>>566053107yeppers!
Uma feet
>>566053107...Yeppers!
yeppers is cute
>>566053179I don't watch streamers at all I assume you can't watch live or directly stream these kind of events with full image and audio?
>charming at turn 3*le sigh*this wont end well
MOUUUUUUU ANONDACCHIS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS
Yeppers
All terrain Yeppers!
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>>566053451You can only do that if you get advanced permissions from the people who are streaming it (he didn't). It's why you rarely see people do live react content on youtube to begin with.
anyone below me will never have a date
Can you guys do or say something funny? I wanna laugh.
>>566053575/uma/ guy faggot sex please
>>566053575>discord tachyon
>>566053575IT'S KITA HOURS POST HER!!!
>>566053575>STOP MAMBOHow would you go about this at this point? Nothing worked.
>>566053575>faggot sex cosplay danchou>post cock guys pleaseThis thread can't be gayer than last one
>>566053575>Seiun girlfriend man maybe>Discord Tachyon allowed>Women post bad>Posting Uma porn nice
>>566053240>101 Digitan star piecesWhen the FUCK is her legend race coming
>>566053575POSTING UMA NICEWOMEN POST BAD
>POST COCK PLEASE FRfr fr
>>566053868this thread will be gayer
>>566053593Sounds like a bother but if that's the case wouldn't it be better to stream your reaction as I've seen some others do, and tell your audience to go watch the event as well, and at least try to get those permissions in the future with those precedents?
Happy birthday Dober!
I will be rolling for yeppers because I love the country bumpkins like her and Tarumae
>>566054059how can it possibly get gayer
>>566053868/uma/club danchou does that
Who is this "gold /uma/ guy"?
I have 7 names on the wait list but 3 of them are reserved for a specific sire/dam, and there are 5 horses that are looking very good, so i would need another name to give. I can give priority to an Ardanfag as one of the horses sired by Ardan had an event with a comet appearing when they were born (indicates a very strong horse). Any names not used this time will be used later. If you want to request a specific sire or dam, please choose one that had their classic year in the year 2000 or earlier.
Yae
>>566054065Yes. That's what most people who do live reactions do, they either post a link to the youtube video in the chat or, if it's like a movie or a livestream of something, they tell people to get it themselves. That's how it normally works. This guy is a braindead retard, apparently, didn't know how it works and now is crying about being (correctly) copyright striked.
>>566054179Gold star gay trainer who has only ever trained stallions
lmao
>>566054179Stay Gold is the Gold uma.
>>566054328such magnificent creatures
/uma/, please post cosplay danchou
This creature...
NOOOOO URARABROS
>>566054424Almondanchou already left /uma/...
Why is uma yuri so good?
WTF Dober votes for men??
>>566054478
You're a chestnut You will never be a gray
>>566054547true
>>566054547call them Urarriors
Things are looking up. Maybe.
>>566053716Tachyon would totally force her trainer to keep her company by way of an hours-long video call across the room when they couldn’t meet in person
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
wtf I want an /uma/ porn club
>>566054932it's called /gst/
https://jiggie.fun/JMorDKhttps://jiggie.fun/JMorDKhttps://jiggie.fun/JMorDK
>>566055015W-Who is that on the right?
>>566054989>gacha secondaries thread
>>566055117Thats the spirit of love
>>566055117my ningen wife
You gotta love it.
>>566055181the uma posters are real, everybody else is just there for a quick fix and fucks off when they're done.
MAHJONG BROS THE JIGGIES ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN WHILE THEY HAVE ROOMS AND WE DONT
>>566055289Cute Journey
>>566053716Tachyon knows about your discord activity
>>566055394Mahjong rooms are now hosted at /vm/a
OH MY GOD STREAMER LAST SEEN 6 MINUTES AGOIT'S HAPPENING I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I GET TO PLAY UMA YAAAAAAAAAAAY
germans are getting fucked
>>566055867wtf i thought anna anon said they weren't doing horse porn
>>566055867No one bounces like this.
>>566055289how do I put this… it kinda sounds like both sisters are pretty controlling when it comes to their torenas
>>566055942germans are getting baked, in the netherlands
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566055867My sister bounces like this
>>566055942I would fuck this german
>>566055867I bounce like this
https://youtu.be/DvGwN4rqX7w
>>566055867I want Maruzensky to bounce like this
>>566055547
>>566054126>Gen Z Boss and a Mini
>>566051927Concerning. What if I end up falling for her right ahead of the wedding banner? My carats...
>>566055942Wasn los?
I busted a nut so hard my dick still feels it an hour later
>>566056253no umapyoi?
>>566056364You're rolling for the alt too!
>>566056025I fail to comprehend why that would be considered a negative thing
did the Card Battle event in Mant used to give a Triple 7 skill hint, or is that a different event I'm confusing it for?
your danchou is a mare
>>566056823There are two events where Nakadashi and Sillyus are playing cardsOne gives a bit of guts and the other gives 777s
>>566054191why has she removed her panties?
>>566057038thanks, I wasn't sure if they updated it or not lol
>>566055942nyo.....
>>566057069SexIntercourse, even
>>566057069for luck
>>566056360I hate that I get what this is referencing
Good things this run>Left handed race reward>Spring runner spark>Turf spark>Fast learner hat purchased but unclaimed>Turbo didn't tucker out.>Great stamina gains lead to an undefeated triple crownThings not so great>Speed hard to come by>No prudent/wit yet>No medS yet>Only 1 curvature hint>No corner hint yet>No early hint yetThere's a lot riding on a big dynamic shift towards speed and wits in the back half. I remain cautiously optimistic.
>>566057443>purchased but unclaimedNo refunds, the moment you get the hat the curse is there.
>>5660574437 and your run is doomed
>>566057596SEX WITH FINEMO POSTERS
>>566056787isn’t it a bit humiliating that someone 10 years younger than you is running your life completely?
>>566056087
>>566057202>>566057213I don't get it
>>566054908I won't fall for it this time
>>566057069
forever my milktruck
>>566058217I like cow art but this is nasty
Uma&Co is looking for a member to join this A+ club (~25m monthly)Uma&Co delivers benefits that help you feel supported and thrive in umamusume and in life>Best club name>Flexible time off>Community and CM helpLeave your id if you want to join!
>>566056670inudirectau kissu kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa =x_x=
>>566058217I hate cow art but this is lovely
>>566058301shut up nigger
>>566058421
>>566058301>>566058547IM BEING MISLEAD TO LEAVE MY CLUB!?
how much of a brick is she without daring strike?i got ghosted by CBi need to move on to my 2nd and 3rd ace already...
>>566058623nyo if you want to join an opening can be made
>>566058623no, we are full and we leave no man behind
>>566058623I will let you join if you send a picture of your toes
>>566058807
https://x.com/learnwithiago/status/2052017229194055927>using uma to learn jap
But I don't like blondes...
>>566059082everyone should learn jp from listening to Helios
>>566058651Daring Strike is a very necessary mid leg velocity skill for your end to actually start closing the gap. You need it if you want to run her end (which begs the question why not just run her late)
>>566059042>>566059110And I don't like most red headsStrap in and get ready to get molested
is mambo still recruiting
>>566057898I like it when people do stuff for me
>>566059482
>>566059048i wish to travel the road that countless men have traveled before
>>566056527Rich umas are scary
>>566059110welcome to the club, buddy
>>566059682Neicha should be this big in gameAll jobber umas should have massive udders
>>566057608>off by 1dumb retarded doto poster
>>566060312
>>566057898it isn't too bad if they let you have sex with them
100 pulls and only one copy of Mr CBI’m now broke
>>566057898>10 yearsOjii...
>first dober run for this cm>fast learner>medium s>not a single fucking double rainbow all game>always check trainings too and don't just race mindlesslyfucking shoot yourself holy shit worst luck ever
>>566060580Why pull if you dont have at least 30k
>>566060580Why would you commit on pulling for cards if you didn’t have at least 60k saved
>>566060717under 30 years is not ojii territory yet
>>566060847Ojii...
One of my molars just fucking shattered and I don't have the money to go to a dentist. Which uma is for me?
gn
>>566059361Yes there's one spot left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8xoD-E-h0I owe an apology to falco, her song might have been a ripoff but at least it was passable, what the FUCK is this
>>566061010Tamabro… go to a dentistry school, maybe they will do it for free
>>566061072my cute poor wife
>>566060847>having a fully developed frontal lobe ojiisan...
>>566061028gn
>>566061010any of the rich ones that could pay for your dentist
>>566061071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfYkalen chan clears
>>566061071What do you mean? This fits SIL really well
young rookie trainer being corrupted by his older trainee
>>566054776Love my slutty lolis
>>566061010>having to pay to go to a dentistmeanwhile I don't go out of laziness, even tho I can go and leave for free.
>>566059361YeaPost IDick to apply
>>566061010play a jiggie
>>566061419Take her out!
>>566061286Many are saying this.
>>566061010Stop chewing on jawbreakers anon that shit will destroy your teeth
>>566061640once you go inside the Mejiro Manor you lose all your human rights
huh
>joined 5 rooms>won 3/5Honestly thats good enough for me, I really hope I can get that Taurus star title
>>566062121I think we should kiss to break the ice
>>566054478I love these every time please who makes them
>bored>pop a 2*+ ticket>get seiun skyneatanother unit to parent farm for
>>566062338https://x.com/Gineno91
Does the hot spring ticket event comes back for the next scenario? I don't want to run unity or ura again for it...
HE DID IT
>>566061974Eh, if they want to make sure he stays healthy it is what it is.
>>566062425
>>566062519>Does the hot spring ticket event comes back for the next scenario? It does, yes.
>wake up>see thiswhat do
>>566062727all of the bookings are me btw
>>566062812unzips pants
>>566062812
>>566062812spics should do their magic and draw Grass fat ass there
>>566062498im gonna kiss your cock, based thank you
>>566062812do not fuck your trainees anons
>>566063001The dude also takes 600 yen requests, if you want something special for yourself
>>566062812Get off your ass and get BACK TO THE POOL, FAT FUCK
>>566062625Nursing Journey back to health
>>566057443Speed recovered, but it wasn't enough. Still probably my best contender so far.Not shown: groundwork, tail held high, glittering star.
The FuckYou Stakes
>>566063471Also probably a good grandparent for my next Maruzensky parent.
Nishino Flower spring or mile for TT?
>>566055867Sauce?
>>566063820not much into flatties, but JESUS you just want to feel up that tummy and the hips
do not date your trainee
date your trainee
Why is there a nigger creating fake recruitment posts? What is the reason behind this? It isn't funny, it doesn't even create drama. The only reason I can think of is poacher shadow clubs like Futamusume and Fingerdark trying to lure unaware anons.
Have sex with your trainee
>>566064214sex with gentle wife
Stego cute.
impregnate Aoi
>>566064385post THOSE two highly SEXUAL images
>>566064131
Feel like a bum permaborrowing NTRGuess I'll have to save 600 pulls for July
>>566064412I actually have no idea what you're talking about.
>>566064514>like some of this dudes porn>his uma content is all obnoxious "DUDE WOBBLY LOL" over animated shitegranted so is some of his porn but fuck me this shit is terrible
>>566064415must resist 3D women agh
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566064580Probably the one with Stego being lifted by her hips and the one where she covers her groin with her tail
>>566064658she's literally asking to have sex
>>566064415>sleeve tattoo on right armewww
>>566064668Oh. I don't have those saved, he'll have to wait for someone else to post it I guess.
>>566064385Did you watch the game match between Stego and Jani?
>>566064658What did she mean by this
>>566064580fake fan...>>566064668REAL FAN!
wahey
>>566064668
>>566063740GUYS?
>>566064818it's a shame this artist is insufferable
>>566064818
>>566063740Beeeeeee yourselfI used her for Sprint on a whim
>>566064841I wish this wasn't 9:16, the cropped parts annoy me so much>>566064935That's another great one, same for >>566064860
>>566064935haha golshi you're gonna get another sister
Filly Butts
>>566064514I'll be devil's advocate and although the excessive bounce can be annoying you can't deny the guy has an unique style and I respect that
>>566064818I don't like the artist so I don't save their work.>>566064796I did. Journey's scream when she stacked it so high and it falling over was hilarious. And Orfevre immediately bailing when she saw they got caught was too.
WHERE WERE YOU BOTH???
>>566065021creamy zoomette legs...
>>566065161I don't care for artists politics, especially when I don't know about them as is currently the case. I see cute/hot art, I press save, simple as.
It is highly ethical to impregnate your traineeUmamusume are built for it
>>566065119
>>566064625I bounce like this
>>566061031>>566061419I don't want to join I just wanted to laugh at you losers
>>566065161We need more Gold shenanigans.
>>566065474So tsundere, how cute
>>566065474Don't shay that....
>>566064045But Helios is so cute. I want to be her Sukipi.
>>566065315Is the artist one of those annoying politically captured trannies?I find it funny to enjoy such things "the wrong way", like Hollywood making literally DRUMPF villains but everyone loves it because it's the only well written part
>>566064625whoa whoa he does porn too?
>>566065343
>>566065129His shaders and animation style are very recognizable
Bad news no team for /vg/ League 26 will delay the team to most likely /vg/ League 27
>>566065656
>>566065495>rapist glanceimagine getting dominated by umas far smaller than you
>>566065720Mate, what the FUCK are you babbling about? I just said that I don't care for any of that /pol/tard garbo, nor am I aware of the artist behind that image or his politics.I care about that specific image and how cute/sex it is, nothing else.
>>566065495We really do. I'm assuming they're going to chill a bit before we get anything though, this week was jampacked. I've been so spoiled with all the content that it's gonna suck now that it's going to go away. The seiyuu corners, the Gold Hunting game, the song that won't escape my head, and even both manga chapters were just so good. Really going to miss it.
Long Tachyon
>>566065734The Ace movie with this cast will be legendary
>>566065862at that point its an original character
>>566065754Gives us more time to think of a better roster (and manager)
>>566065841
>>566064935the pleasure of getting cummed inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVhrDsaUSQ
>>566065841Reminder that Stego actually picks you up and gives you a piggy back ride while full sprinting. She definitely has the strength to do that.
we dont watch evangelion here
>>566066008KIIIIIIIIIINO
any umas smoke cigarettes? or cigars?
wish i had mlb fuku/ntrwhens the next good speed card
>>566065734LOVEY DOVEY ISLAND HAG SEXLOVEY DOVEY FRAUD HAG SEXLOVEY DOVEY TOMBOY HAG SEXLOVEY DOVEY PROPAGANDA HAG SEXLOVEY DOVEY JOKE HAG SEXLOVEY DOVEY CAR HAG SEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>566065841Finally, another man of great taste
>>566066046was the "girls my age" part necessary? I think she's treating me like a lolicon
>>566066046No but we do watch Xenoglossia.
why thraed so slow today?
It would seem people have been borrowing my maruzensky
>>566066008I hate that mio honda went viral on tiktok
>>566066086They do not engage in such antisocial behaviors
>>566065862banana???
>>566066098Smaru in 2 Months if you play frontsTachyon in 2.5 months if you play pace (though she'll be the strongest speed card during her scenario)Next actually good generalist speed card is Pasa in almost a year lmao
>>566066227less shitposting than yesterday
>>566065853>Mate, what the FUCK are you babbling about?You mentioned politicsout of nowhere, so I assumed you knew, so I asked the questionBut looks like I pinched a nerve of the real politically captured npc
>>566065862I think she would give me a hairjob in exchange of agreeing being part of one of her fuck up experiments
>>566066231which maruzensky?
>>566066008falcoFRAUDS not like this....
>>566065547I'm not tsundere. I actually hate your guts and hope your club disbands.>>566065619Fuck off.
>>566066321>You mentioned politicsout??? I never mentioned a name once tho?>Goes on into literal /pol/tard ramblingsOhhhhhhhhhhhh you're the schizo, got it
>>566066321Your Izzat is showing
>>566066296ramonu bwo
>>566066046evangelion op is still consistently at the top charts for karaoke. You can tell a lot about a man depending on whom they like
>>566066236Especially because they made her a racist chud...
>>566066086only if you corrupt them
>>566066086Pearl looks like she smokes.
>>566066410Cute tsun anon
>>566066450Reading comprehension bwo
I've seen a lot of propaganda of her and I literally have read none of the parts she's been in during grinding time I just skip skip skip so what's her personality like? What are the memes other than the propaganda?Like, Mackie is fat, Golshi is random and Suzie was killed, what's cock 'n balls deal?
>>566066515based.... so fucking zased....
>>566066296>half month gap between a front vs pace speed cards>collecting both fronts and pace umasfug
>>566066260Biwanana
>>566066440she's seducing me
>>566066606Her parents were a trainer/uma duo that eloped and she REALLY looks up to her parents.She's also very pretty
>>566066410
>>566066606very selfless, friendly, and loyal. I enjoy her friendship with Ace
>>566066008for some reason i was waiting for through the fire and flames to get mixed in
post your event points
>>566066606She’s a go-at-your-own-pace type of person, which ends up with her neglecting things that don’t interest her, like her diet and organization
>>566066156they just know
>>566066702rapable
>>566065119just one more month...
>>566066840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbH9nIZOD3M
>>566064415
>>566067025not as much as you
>>566066606I think there was a MANT skit that left me with the impression that she's a bit of a slob. You probably need to do her laundry for her.
>>566066702if you reject her she will bite you, if you agree then you have to marry her. What should I do?
>>566066606she finds you drunk in the street and gaves you some water and a call for a taxi
>>566067170You’re getting bitten either way torena, and if you don’t marry her, no one will
>play MANT>fall asleepHappened again award
Do I have anything that would let me skip borrowing super creek this CM?Best I can do for sparks on my own parents is 3 stamina 3 guts. How many more sparks would I need?
>>566067135Chiyo would NOT say this. None of the Victory Club would EVER think about hurting trainer.
>>566067345shutthefuckupstopdestroyingmyrapenarrative!
>>566067331what are you running?if you pick a 9 stam borrow you can hit 800+ stam, maybe
>>566067104>full sleevedisgusting
>>566067104And ruined. What compels women to get ugly ass tattoos
>>566067325how long till Light Hello's fat ass free us?
>>566067104Nice BALLS
germans lost
>>566066395This one 401674078
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CYGAMES GIVE ME NARITA TOP ROAD SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEX!
>>566067567Es ist vorbiden....
>>5660528212 G1s isn't bad, in the grand scheme of things
GW is overwhy is she still there
any umas with this hairstyle
is it true that posting NTR will ruin the next 2 threads?
>>566067567http://poal.me/omduv4
>>56606750279 more days of mantblazer...
>>566067325Mayachi, please don't pout...
>>566067672GOLSHI GAME
>>566067681Noit'll shit up the jp thread too
>>566067567
>>566067467women are dumb and they think it makes them unique like all the other dumb women who do the exact same thing
>>566067567Lost what?
>>566067676bro your creek
Genuine question, what scenario/QoL is next?
Maya love!
Leaked Kaneko Makoto in game sprite
>>566067567nein......
What are the chances Kitasan Black pulls a Mejiro McQueen?
shut up pedos, schizos and off topic poster
>>566068040SNIFFFFFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkG7Tay7N0WEI
>>566068040the spats make it lewder
>>566067567Deutschland has to be the most cucked nation in earth. Their entire energy crisis has to be one of the most ridiculous things yet
>>566061071I like how she recorded her moans from when I was fucking her and just put them right in the song
>>566067567lost what?
>>566068125/pol/ is that way retardfuck off cringelord
>>566067502Not sure but I want it over already>>566067741AIII KOPIIII*go back to sleep*
>>566068015He becomes gay for a stallion?
>>566067902>>566068186WWII
>>566067902>>566068186
>>566068321Everything too big. Ruined.
>>566061974You don't understand, the horse personally said that he's feeling burnt out and doesn't want to run anymore. He just wants to have sex
>>566068376and america lost ww2, and literally any middle eastern "war" they raged>>566068385modern day soccer is like boxing, a joke
>>566066410what did mambo ever do to you...
horses are silly creatures
>>566068290No.
>>566068425my super mega cute and trustworthy CF
>>566068739Look at that pussy....
With all the new oniges we're getting does this mean the frontchud meta is gonna be 1 onige and 2 niges?
>>566062967
bring back pantyshots, japan
>>566068290
>>566067567Good fuck krautsFinals will be frogs vs brits
>>566069014>finals will be blacks vs islamsoccer sure is exciting these days
>>566068290mcqueen was kinda fuzzy too
I love inheriting Triumphant Pulse
>>566068845reported for racism
Danchou here to give flatliners a pep talkKill yourself
>>566069154>Buying uniques before second inspohoooly brick
>>566069332Mambwo....
you're not Ines Fujin...
>>566069336The skillpoints you save by not jobbing on random G3s is more than the skillpoints you save with more hint levels
>>566069332face looks like downs on last part
>>566069336they're stronger if you buy them earlier, the earlier the better
>>566069336>losing multiple races before Satsuki or Tenno Sho OR spending multiple clocks>winning that race and getting 1st place skillpoints while also saving clocksI'll go with the second one every single time.
>>566069583that's what cocks are for
If im doing a rabbit suzuka, does she need to hit any specific stat baseline, or can she just be absolutely dogshit in every regard so my fronts pass her?
>>566069661So this is why all of these anons hate mantThey ran out of cocks
>>566069661>clocking G3sAnon…
This general will be fun during the World Cup. Just a little over a month to go.
>>566069715I don’t spoonfeed m*slims
KUSO THREAD KUSO THREAD KUSO THREAD SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ALREADY
>>566069661That's hell you're walking into desu wa
>>566069906SOMETHING FUNNY ALREADY
>>566069980prez...
>>566069927ah the midjiro
>>566069857I can wait for the world cup so I finally have an excuse to work at home and shitpost because transit around here is going to be absolute dogshit
>>566070041Don't say that
>>566068290I like how McQueen couldn't fuck Sunday silence so he got his kids to fuck his
>>566069857I can’t. I live in one of the host cities and I don’t want foreigners here
Akikawa wrote a song about eating sleeping and fucking and really thought she could cover it up with a cutesy euphemism
>>566068290mcqueen wasn't gay, it was sundayman that was gay for himmcqueen had a crush on ikuno dictus (who didn't like him because she had a crush on teio)
Thoughts?
pffft* Uh oh Stinky! Poop hahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies alalalahahaha Funny poop Poop funny Weeeeee Haha yay more poopy Good poopy Poopy funny hahahahaha poo poo poopoopoopoopoo funny Yay fun poop hehehe poo Poopy yay poop make me happy happy happy hahahahahahaaa uh oh I think I made a poopy Poop in pants no diaper That's funny hahahaha Oopsie Poopy underwear now hehehehe We want poopies! We want poopies! hahahahahahahhahahhaaa Poo cough POO! Hope this makes your day better/worse. Umamusume Pretty Derby.
>>566070272SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>566070310Matikanefukukitaru wouldn't say this.
>>566070272Sex
>>566069906oops forgot to reply>>566070310
>>566070272>>566070334
>>566070272That is inappropriate behavior for a trainee. I'm sorry, but I will have to report it to the director.
>>566066086isn't festa smoking in a card art?
>>566070272Sorry epsatono island, I’m joining the mejiro estate
>>566069110why are fillies like this?
>>566070272long ears are a sign of fertility and high sex drive.
>>566070587No, lollipop
>>566069906>end of golshi weekummmm bwzos where is le jolly holiday spirit??? my ho ho ho presents? no?? ok my new years gibs then? le umayear of the umahorse??? umagame of the umayear umaward?? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cygame cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
>>566070310Danchou....
>>566066146
>>566070310mambwo...
umas wouldn't say any of the shit posted in this thread...
>>566070754Donkeymusume...
bought a brownie from the baked goods section of the grocery storethe checkout dude spent like a minute staring at the bag and then didnt ring it up right and overcharged me by twenty cents which i didnt notice until laterand even after all that it isnt soft like it looks its stale and not sweet and has fucking nuts in it that i didnt notice at firstmy day is ruineduma for this feel?
>>566070859erm
>>566070859
>>566070859What ending is this
Why did the slop render her pussy in low res
Kawakami dresses too well for a tomboy
>>566070971my cm team
>>566071007she's not a tomboy bwo
>>566071007that outfit is unrealistic anywayi mean think about the anatomy and how high that skirt isyoud be able to see her panties just walking up some stairs behind her even without trying to peek
>>566070772>huh??? umapiss??this part always makes me laugh
>>566071007Tomboys can wear girly clothes too
>>566071149Go away
>>566071149>youd be able to see her panties just walking up some stairs behind her even without trying to peekNice
why is forehead lizard princess always punching
>>566071113I didn't know you could enter only 2 umas in cm
>>566071273make me
>>566070989Soiled by meSource?
>>566071430Because that's what Princess Fighter would do.
>>566071463Nyo, thats scary
>>566071149it could be a skort
>>566070310dancho why.....
>>566071430Don't call her a lizard
>>566071430dont shay that....
>>566071430She's doing the moves alongside Princess Fighter
>calling Kawakami a tomboy I bet this thread thinks Gentildonna is one too. women can be tough and beautiful at the same time while still being feminine
>>566070212wrong way around
>>566071470https://vndb.org/v3161Not for the faint of heart
>>566070310stinko windy would say this
So did that anon actually go to the IRC or was it a larp
.........
>>566072320might as well spark for an extra star
>>566071149Umas always wear spats
>>566070763oh. well, she seems like the type. vodka too, because it looks cool. she wouldn't enjoy it after the first time tho and just keep the pack on her and pretend she forgot her lighter sometimes.
>>566072138Oh I remember those Cgs. Nice, thanks anon>dem tagsI read discipline so I'll be fine
>>566071182Yes, except Ace
>>566072307Wish he did so we could be free if the goldtranny
>>566069857tell me when MY COUNTRY is in the half/final, otherwise I don't care
https://poal.me/uxyn4ehttps://poal.me/uxyn4ehttps://poal.me/uxyn4e
>>566069857What is the world cup?
>>566072526Turkey is in the World Cup?
>>566072634Drinks
Condition wa paafecto.
>>566072676I was about to post this lmao
>>566069857I'm not very excited with it being in America,
>>566072676ate a clown for breakfast? what a burner of a joke
>>566072634A sporting event your German wife will force you to watch
>Mambo is sub 200 rank >half its members don't even play the game why am i still in a quota club
>>566072745what joke?
Umazuma Eleven
>>566072634Japan Cup, but worldIf you race it's 100k fans for danchou but it's very hard
cock?
>>566072634once the most competitive tournament in all sports it's now a glorified sports fest owned by Arab oil peddlers
>>566072676keeek
not all germans care for soccernot all germans care for beernot all germans care for being there on time
>>566072884This is the only correct answer
>>566072882METEOR OF DIOSKOUROI
>>566072882
Haven't given a shit about this franchise since my teens, but goddamn if the soundtrack isn't absolutely fantastichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8MGXNe2achttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89GTfifrrM
>>566072478Ace should be forced into a frilly dress and put through The Slide
>>566071984
>>566071984You retarded fucks have ZERO idea what "tomboy" even stands for or means, bet you think It's a modern day invention as well.
>>566073552Anyone can edit that, I can go there right now and change it to Kawakummy is a big forehead poopoo head umamoosoomay
>>566073658Finally we're back on topic. Thanks Anon.
>>566073552>fandom
>>566064131>>566064658i don't care if she's retarded. i want to stuff her so fucking bad. her career really made me fall for her and anytime i see her i can't help but think about how badly i want to take her on a cute little casual date and bring her home for the most romantic and vanilla creampie sex ever. god i fucking love Jordan.
>>566073702do eet faggot
>>566073702DON'T DO THAT!
>>566073658Stupid sexy granny
>>566072861
>>566073464YOU ARE MY FRIEND AHHAHH ANO HI NO YUME
>>566073763
>>566061974The odds weren't exactly in Golden Tempo's favor so I understand why they pulled him out, still kind of dumb though
>>566074004He's already made more fans than I do in a month
>>566074004>Completely straight linehoho...
>>566074004He needs to join /uma/club already
>>566073464nardo's ost has always been goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scWSTDsj3IM
>the artist who drew this is the same who draws ntr and blacked porn of umas now
>>566074115That's still a man
>>566074004https://youtu.be/tDJN4UftGa0
>>566074004
>>566074004>>566074170>the guy named Mambo betraying MamboI can already smell the shitstorm
>>566074004>Mambo in the top 5 scorewisethis guy is cool
>>566074004 ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ m̶i̶n̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ seconds /uma/ hasn't been seething about mambo:0
>>566074143>>566074594>>566074320>>566074232
7 and mambo danchou dies like the previous danchou
>>566074757
>New club join request>Guy did 900k per dayFinally
>>566074757Please no
>>566074074don't look at me like that!
I want a Nattie wife.
>>566074757I’M CRUCIFIED CRUCIFIED LIKE MY SAVIOOOR
>>566074757https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XiWRzSEMs/
Where is everyone?
>>566073658Finally a good post
>>566075187MANT sucks
>>566074976Sounds like Teio
>>566073993sssssssssssssex>>566073763disgustingly based
What other clubs have sweepers besides Mambo?
>>566075187BLAZIING THE MANT UNTIL CLIMAX
>>566070971The umas that scout me
>>566075298every club
>>566075187killing n's and cafes
>>566075187Still at work. Me included. Don't tell my boss.
I have a dream
>>566075187I was busy fucking my trainee
>>566074232>nardo's ost has always been goodWell yeah, but I don't usually think about that, till a bunch of it's music shows up in my spotify playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wibgyCCew
>>566075187we're all deeply engrossed with our current mant run
>>566073763just because she's got an empty head doesn't mean she shouldn't have a full womb
>>566074921pusy slitspusy
>>566075187Braindead autotraining goldship to unlock her casual while eating dinner.
>>566056025Oru is like a special needs kid that needs to constantly tag along you (or Jani) and has to have her needs catered to 24/7 because she's kind of a space case.Jani is controlling in a manipulative sense in that she'll nudge you into doing what she wants because JaniTore is a sucker and she knows he'll let her get away with it, but otherwise takes very good care of you, kind of like Creek.They form a great pair because they both get what they want from eachother, someone to support and someone who gives you that support.The more I learn about them the more they shoot up in my rankings.
>>5660755737 and the boss looks at your screen right when someone posts umanko
>>566075187well i was gooning but accidentally prematurely ejaculated during my AI femdom ERP session so now im finishing the MANT run i had open on my phone and posting here during post nut clarity.
>>566073763Jordan would agree
THE creek poster is boringTHE creek poster is a gay goonerTHE creek poster does NOT play the gameTHE creek poster is annoyingTHE creek poster adds nothing to the general
>>566075736If that landed I would have lost everything. Fuck you.
>>566075732why did she need to kill all those other umas tho?
>>566074932im crying... why did he abandon us bros? was i not farming enough fans? not posting enough stickers in club chat?
Nothing ever happens, I'm going in
>>566075942Godammit she DIDN'T. She just gave them an opportunity to get a more popular trainer. The only person she kills in her career is the dude that pickpockets you. That nigga is at the bottom of tokyo bay
Someone please post the doc that explains all the references and secrets in the game
>>566075961he left right after almondancho left..... just a thought....
>>566076089https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?usp=sharing
>>566076089https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
Mejiro, Mejiro,Hikari no michi o
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf.
>>566076038mmmmmmmmmm who could possibly be behind this post
I looked at the timeline to check when the next CM is and almost threw up because I thought the Tenno Spring legends race was the CM starting tomorrow
>>566076038I also hope she killed that mob uma that tried to bully Marche in Lala’s career story
>>566075942She only killed the pickpocket, who deserved it for resorting to pretty crime like that.The rest was just her pulling strings behind the scenes to get what she wants, which is her foolish, kind and easily to manipulate torena-san.
>>566076038I thought those girls were never seen again tho...
How are we doing open league chads?
>>566076414Like Mantblazer, only in balance, otherwise you'll crashout
>>566076416No, a lot of them bail on your planned meetings or outright tells you they got another trainer.
>>566075732I think being rich ojous is also another reason why they always get whatever they want
>>566076421didnt bother to train anything yet, too lazy
>Ryan is set to be my first 5 star
>>566076029It actually worked wtf
>>566076414I would literally never take those pantyhose out of my mouth
>>566076151>>566076197ty
>>566076373Same, though I doubt Marche and Lala said anything to her about it.
>>566074532Thank you anon, I also have her expert title
>>566076407that guy deserved to diewhat kind of retard tries to rob the chaperone of an umamusume
>>566075732
>>566076687They don’t have to tell her, she’ll find out one way or another
>>566075187I was chatting with an AI bot and now after getting that stress relief I'll do my second borrow run of the day, Med S here I go!
>>566074004somehow i dont think hes a clanker. he actually posts in club chat a lot. i think hes just a smelly NEET.
>>566076698Wasn't torena alone when he got robbed? I doubt he would know he was stealing a trainer
>>566076595More or less yeah.Oru is the result of an autistic savant being pampered and groomed to be a good race horse and nothing else.Jani enables her so she's partly at fault for it but they're stinking rich and being a good racist is all you really need in the Uma world so she's in good hands as long as her future husband is willing to be a tardwrangler.>>566076698This anon gets it. life comes at you fast when you make stupid decisions.
>>566076421I'm starting to get how to make A+ umas in MANT, gotta remake King and see if I can get 3 gold greens >>566075604. Depending on how it goes Ill just make a suzuka instead and run 3 fronts idk
>>566076876>>566075776how many of yall actually unironically do the AI gooning meme? is this a bit? its troubling to consider the implications that so many people are having sex with chatbots...
>>566077034>spring spectacleget the double OO
>>566077064Is not that I do it every day but sometimes I get the itch so yeah.
96 hours
>>566076887He was with Journey in that time. Robbed a Trainer in front of his Trainee. I'm pretty sure a lot of Umas would just tackle him then and there if they noticed.
>>566077263valentines day isnt in 96 hours it happened already weeks ago...
>>566077079not falling for that
>>566077064The number has to be more than 1 since /aicg/ exists. Suicide would have been the better choice for these lost causes.
>>566077064How else am I supposed to live my MILF fantasies
>>566077290>He was with Journey in that timethat guy was pretty retarded huh
all these future umas are gonna turn me into an umaroller i just know it
>>566077367>weeksAnon that was 3 months ago....
>>566077369Do you understand the image that you're posting
the way you guys talk about dream journey killing a guy so casually really doesn't do much to dissuade me from thinking she made basashi with those other umas
>>566077263Crap, that soon? I just got ultra mega good luck in my other gacha. I am doomed to have to go the distance to get her, only nabbing McQueen dupes along the way.
>>566077320
>>566076421>>566077034>following
>>566077009>was considering playing Orfevre>unique is hard locked to endIf she weren’t a semi-limited uma, I would be mad
I love Rice
>>566077474stop nyoooooooticing
>>566077474Anon she did not. A pickpocket is a subhuman, she ewouldn't do something to another Uma unless they did something equally as subhuman, which they didn't. She just gave them connections to other trainers so she can have (you) to herself.
>>566077034use thishttps://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
>>566077263I am excitedI will probably not use her until GL comes out though because I don't use front runners really and rather just use oonige
>>566077407Right? I'm not saying he deserved it just from a moral standpoint, he's also retarded for taking a risk like that.>>566077474He deserved it so it's fine. Besides his fate is officially (unknown), we just know torena-san got his wallet back and Jani either stole it back with sleight of hand or murdered him.We've seen how Jani reacts to Umamusume she doesn't like, she just beats them in a race.
Which Umamusume can dunk?
>>566077474I wouldn’t care even if she didIf she did, they probably deserved it
>>566077547what is that goofy ass requirement, isn't this a year 3 umado you even get sub 1000 stats at that point
>skip a summer 100+ training because I would overstat>rest of career is shit and my stats end up too lowLesson learned
>>566077320Smooching Chrono
>>566077689Tazuna can, also Light Hello
>>566077689I'd put my bets on Akebono.
>>566077474can't compare between a lowlife pickpocket to a couple of young students from an elite school
>>566073658>>566074921
>>566077689ryan
>>566077589I dunno, bwo. I feel like if she thinks stealing from her trainer is that bad, what would she do to a girl trying to take him for herself? Would she not view her as even lesser? Just saying...
genuinely sick of the gold clan glazing and now it's not just the retarded faggot spamming stay gold but now retarded faggots spamming dream journey just fuck off to your thread you fucking troglodytes
>>566077791Year 4
>>566077968t. thief mob
Me walking into the Uma Lane to die from an uma on human collision and scar the uma forever.
uh oh melty
>>566077791yes but the game just gets more complex over time, deal with it
>>566078141I get that same urge sometimes too.
>>566078141
>>566078143When's this event
>>566077793Fuck that wit is awful I'll replace Windy for Tachy
>>566077968I think you are failing to consider the fact that she’s very cute
SPOILER!!!!!!!ORFEVRE IS SEX!!!!!!!!
>>566078143>melty, for (you)...wow, thank you, anti-jp, ntr, whateverthefuckschizo, you're so kind!
Did you have a good day, /uma/?
>>566077064where else can i get a bratty femdom futa mommy gf who bullies me with her pantyhose feet?
>>566078627Yeah it was a busy day, lots of work, and I was invited to play some sports too. I finally have sometime to play Uma. How about you?
>>566078472I don't particularly like orfevre but I do like that chibi of her chugging the energy drinks there. wish I could isolate that.
>>566078627It was an average day, thank you for asking. Still need to finish my dailies and a little antsy about the state of the club...How was your day
>>566078627What I thought was going to be a low key client meeting turned into a meeting with like 8 stakeholders all in one room all who were like 20 years older than me and further along in their careers. I think I still did alright but man that was nerve wracking.
>>566078749you have no friends
>>566077793This will ALWAYS happen, you will skip a godly summer SPD thinking 'it's fine, I'll just get a double rainbow later' and you will get jackshit for the rest of the year and end up 60+ points below spd capJus trisk the overcap, it's less stress
>>566078627I never do.
>>566078627played my first round of the year with my friends
>>566077463do you?>>566077538Taurus 2 was the first A+ CM in JP too, makes no sense for them to change it to Bhttps://note.com/legatus235/n/ndd5591399618
>>566078627i'm finishing the cheer event story mode and feel guilty because im not really paying attention...
>>566078627it was shit they stole five teeth
>>566064045Oh, I'd never do that.We just fuck.
>>566079134she is NOT that BIG
>>566078932That is a nice projection nonny, you don't have to announce to the whole thread you got no dacchis.
>>566077474It has become our duty to be intolerant. We tolerate far too many things.
>>566079078i wish i was playing ojii-san games with /uma/... anyone up for a few rounds of Unreal Tournament 99 GOTY Edition?
>>566079234>B90 W59 H89Anon she's HUGE
>>566077635last time I used that site I glued 2 runs because one skill had the wrong rank points, dunno if they fixed it. I've been using that google spreadsheet but idk how long it will be usable as it has been abandoned for a few months now and Im kinda of too dumb to convert it to excel and keep on updating it
>>566078627Yeah, thanks for asking.How about you, Anon?
>>566079234She's as big as Scarlet
>>566079095that makes more sense, i thought they were gonna make taurus a one-off weird CM again (like how the first time it was winner take all)
>>566079261Im not the one seeking attention in an anonymous imageboard
>>566078627Are you not going to answer to all the anons that replied to you? KWAB
>>566079596>>565977456Use that thread to talk to it
Should I just give up on this run already, every rest is sleep deprived and i had 4 mood downs already
>>566079134why did they put so much sex into Marche Lorraine?
>>566079719
>>566078749>>566078849>>566079480My day was pretty good. Played vidya with friends and started practicing some of the things I talked to my therapist about.>>566079606I don't like talking about myself.
>>566079736Give up any run that feels like a brick
>>566079719I see it
>>566078627Chill, enjoying the general. Everything is nice and relaxing after I quit my job.
>>566079412>>566079484no shut up
>566079596You are a woman seeking attention thoughtYou are filled with estrogen, prone to lash out, lack self awareness and rational thoughtI could only think about you as a woman nonny
https://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2052146437623009597?s=20 incoming transfer request DO NOT GLUEI REPEATDONOTGLUE
>>566079868>>566079596Sorry forgot to respond because I'm seething!
>>566079097ok actually the cute story is somehow drawing me in... also seeking the pearl's sexy wine aunt voice...
>>566079719King's first rate nipples and cu-cu-CUNNY
>>566078627Not too bad, my kara cancels are becoming more consistent (in practice room only)
>>566079959Kingu would not say that
>>566079430It's been working for me so far but I haven't done a lot of runsI fucked up once because I picked one skill and forgot to put it in and bumped me into SIt was a good run too
>>566079959UMASRAEL
>>566079959>sub 1mil
>>566079794Glad to hear it anon, you do you. No need to reply to me if you don't want to by the way.Keep on living.
>>566079316especially not these stupid CUNTS stealing OUR trainers
which retard umas would use an air frier?
Whatever you do. DO NOT forget to buy the umacola for your trainee.
>early charming>lose debutthis run is going to be hell
>>566078797Here's an exceptionally lazy job because I have work tomorrow and I don't feel like using my energy.
*steals all 5 of your clocks by NHK Mile*
>>566080326>he doesn't use an air fryer
>>566080326based frier are based and super cool only smart uma would use them
>>566080387This is incredibly based, thank you, good luck at work tomorrow
>>566080326theres nothing wrong with using an air fryer
>>566080430this but Obuhi
>>566080326If my trainee isn't using one she's fucking fired
>>566080326Vodka is the first one that comes to mind but I feel like a lot of umamusume would own and regularly use an air fryer.They're pretty nice to have.
>>566080000wait what the fuck? king halo literally rips her shirt off in front of the entire stadium of fans at the event kawakami princess is running in...? did i misread that?
>>566080583imagine the smell
>>566079959
>>566080325Cesario deserves more love
>>566080326Anon is too retarded to use an air fryer
>>566080158She just did THOUGH
since it doesn't show hours, this is actually all of tomorrow too, right? until it ends? so its like 1d23h atm
>>566072571Except your mom, she's a useless hog.
>>566080326I don't know, I'm not a woman so I don't know what they use in the kitchen
>>566080326What the fuck is wrong with an air fryer
>>566080387sweet dude, thanks!>>566080484YOU'RE NOT ME
>>566080713No, 1d is 1 decisecond. It's already over
>>566080793We are one
orenjhttps://x.com/fukukita0511/status/2051807036044952036
>>566080748redpill me on Pearl
Would getting a single copy of Yeppers for her NSM with the SSR selector be useful or would it brick my account?
>>566080326Aren't air fryers just mini convection ovens? My only issue with them is the concentration of acrylamide in air fryers over just ovens.
>>566080958hag with large head for blowjob capacity
>>566081025The head is empty otherwise
With golden week approaching its end. Did you enjoy it?
>>566080713it literally shows you down to the exact minutes when it ends
>>566080949This is basically rape
>>566081019a-acryla-buh..huh?
>>566081141HUGE GRANNY TITS
>>566080326based post. fry your food in a pot of oil like the founding fathers intended.
>>566080326don't say that...
>>566080447>>566080458>>566080489>>566080559>>566080670>>566080769>rattled the air fryer beehive
>>566081268I chuckled
>>566080730Cooking is a manly skill and all the most famous chefs are men. You are basically admitting you are a pussy faggot here.
>>566081008Yeppers is half the wit card only, can the rest of your deck handle it? Also NSM on Taurus is half/half chance to proc.
>>566081141can't wait for normal game music
>>566080326t. doesn't own an air fryer
>>566081381it's ok be a woman anon
>>566080936
>>566081141the one MANT i ran in golshi mode, my maru had a 60% WR - i only ever lose like 5 at most. so I just skipped golshi mode. ive got 9m gold anyway
>air fryercelsImagine not having one already
>>566081268good post
NEW>>566081767
>>566081638Yes we know you're a woman now, anon. Thanks for reminding everyone
>>566081685but the title
>>566081785thanks for baking before that faggot
>>566081685But the title, dacchi, you will miss in the one time only titleI don't expect to convince you but, I spammed Aoharu runs on Ayabe until it was done, she only needs to win 2 G1s in her entire career and only needs to come top 3 and top 5 in the others so it's pretty easy for herYou can also try any frontrunner and they will almost always win with Angling, and for the ultra goldshi mode get Concentration from the Suzuka card or Tazuna
>>566081141Yeah.
I don't wanna play MANT anymore
>>566081665Your fate is already sealed
>>566081395
>>566081882>>566082004i was tempted to setup sweepy, tho i have to create a vm then. But i also stopped caring about titles a while ago, ive missed several event titles because i find doing the 40 TT tedious even if i get all the others with my 1~ run a way
>>566076624Ryan was my first 5*, followed by Fuku and Natie
>>566082036
>>566081721I'm enough of a competent cook to use my regular oven. Thanks.
>>566082347Having a regular convection oven is genuinely awesome, particularly when you can already cook.
>>566081206Bad for you chemicals from frying stuff like potatoes, starches, etc. basically. Ovens produce it too but the concentration is higher in air fryers. No clue what the long term effects are versus ovens though.
