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>Latest patch:
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Threadlocked: >>566006438
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i love SPIRIT victor
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>unironic phantom strike warp stone haze
>wins
this is literally the meme build i've been playing for months whenever i go haze i truely am a genius
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My wife Silver needs buffs!
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WHEN WILL THIS MUTT LEARN???
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Hhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg.... I'm so big and fat from eating every wave and farm and sinner.... oh my big belly is blocking my FOV now...
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>>566077520
>Aura of McDecay
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stop picking Sinclair
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>Pick Silver
>Lose
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>>566077520
*flatulence*
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Imagine if you progressively gained weight the more unclaimed souls you had... the farming meta would immediately start...
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>>566077668
SEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>566077520
>>566077708
why are you gay?
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>>566077708
>*dies of a heart attack*
>I'm not finished eating yet...
>*comes back*
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Silver is still S+++++
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>>566077708
If this move was in the game I would feed my ass off on purpose in the hopes of dying like this
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gun lash yay or nay
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>>566077708
>press 2 as fat victor
>it doesn't work
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>>566078023
gun lash is very powerful atm
you have to be able to aim though
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>>566077679
>Pick Silver
>Do nothing impactful because she sucks but still win
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>>566077995
nah, she's above 50% winrate now, that means she's like B tier at best
only 45% winrate heroes can be S+++ tier (you just suck at them)(buy my guide to find out how to play them)
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Oh god not aga-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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Add a hypnotist hero already
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>>566078123
>cheats
Based cheats but it's still cheats
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>>566078023
tanks are too tanky and carries are too tanky for lash to feel relevant unless you do gun
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>>566078123
>you download coom mods
>you get horny
>your testosterone spikes
>you perform better ingame
coom mods are CHEATS
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>>566078368
They still haven't added a "charm" CC to this game where the target walks towards you slowly, so it's possible. DOTA has it, notably Lich.
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>>566077679
>>566078159
You guys aren't playing her right
>>566078369
What? I don't cheat. Those are all visual mods.
>>566078517
Lol
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>>566078262
sauce
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WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP PICKING THIS USELESS BITCH
PICK BILLY OR ABES FFS.
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>>566078719
https://x.com/OTSSFM/status/2049768620314480830
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>>566077910
lmao
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Genuinely feel we're like one or two weeks before most people realize Doorman is really good right now if you don't play the autistic kidnap build and he's going to get nerfed (again)
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>>566078746
Literally the only reason I can think of that isn't some injoke or a way to sell coaching lessons is that Silver's bola cucks troovement
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I hate the Holliday mod that makes her look all grumpy.
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>>566078895
>those Silver tits
NICE HOLY SH-
>no bush
Ah well
Thanks anyway anon
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Silver is Valve's Loona
>same va
>huge drinker and smoker
>mercenary
>woman
>wolf
>agile/mobile
>depressed
>hot
>moon iconography
>silver (like the moon), loona (play on luna, the name of the moon)
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>>566078713
Horrible build
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>Entire fight going on with shiv and silver
>Spectator POV stuck on Celeste and Doorman stealing a camp
Whoever is speccing unironically needs to be fucking fired.
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buff parries
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>>566079226
And that's a good thing
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>>566079318
It works great for me, what do you use?
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>>566079637
My own build, currently cooking up healing booster + healbane ultmax build
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lkw already lost this
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>"pros hate silver because she cucks movement!"
>ignoring the fact that she can 100 to 0 you with her full combo
movement doesnt even matter if theyre dead
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>>566079996
Just counter her, it's not hard.
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>>566077679
14:18
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>>566079384
parries should cost stamina if you whiff
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>62 minute game into 52 minute game
bring back quadruple rejuv
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THE RAPE VAN
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evil gank
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Yaaaaaawn, yet another lowkeyw throw
Same script every week
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these russian drafts have gotten so wide that its weird to watch now
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>>566080990
They picked SSSSilver, they will win
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One of the worst team comps I have ever seen.
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God this fucking game is rape central.
https://youtu.be/-OFrApjjh0Q
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stop picking Sinclair as a counter to Pocket you fucking morons, he doesn't have the tools to pull off a good Affliction, he isn't building the damage to make it a real threat, you're sacrificing a pick to get a watered down ultimate because there's nothing else worth stealing
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Hello who should I play if I think about being sexually assaulted every day
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>>566081590
mo and krill
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evil ass rape comp
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kek LKW sucks
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are the night shift casters neets? how can they take off a day of work every week to cast this?
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>>566082348
They probably cast Dota games and other Valve esports stuff
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>>566082348
their job is casting
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>>566079850
So post it
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You should get a rank up in cases like these. Fucking retarded nigger wastes of a team.
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>>566082348
those are career commentators for mostly shooters, mind you they aren't the ones that are known they are just the ones that do a average job.
all of them are at nearly 10 years or more of doing this.
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>>566082616
No it's my build, figure out your own build instead of following someone else's
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>>566082648
I wasn't going to (You) your ventpost, but then I saw you lost to Silver, and she's cute
So enjoy this one
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I am alchemist 1 AMA
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must.......buy......from......shopify......and.......newegg........
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>>566083039
Why?
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>>566082786
So you bash another build while keeping your build a secret, okay. I'm just gonna assume the one I am using works better.
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how do i play doorman if i have 0 creativity for doors or interest in kidnap
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>>566083219
throw bells at people
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>>566083128
I'm still working on my build and changing things every couple of games based on what works and what doesn't and so should you
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>>566082786
TRVKE.... Dumbasses don't understand half of what makes a build good is building to your own strengths as a player instead of raw stats
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They should adda Friends of Huamnity hero who's like Kromer from Limbus Company
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>>566081567
>he doesn't have the tools to pull off a good Affliction
He actually does. You can afflict then swap. Yes, you heard me right. You can swap mid-afflict. And if that's not necessary he can afflict then swap to safety ala cloak.
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>bebop makes it back in
looks like lowkey w is about to scrape out a win
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>>566082920
can you prove it? post a picture where she doesnt look like a man
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>haze picked
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>>566078713
I always going slowing bullets, but I wonder, is point blank better for money?
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Abrahams lost.
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>>566083417
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>have winning draft
>pick victor
uhh ohh....
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VICTORGAWDS
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>>566083417
you replied to one?
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>>566083517
But they have the strongest highest-tier S++++ hero in the game on their team!
I'm talking about Celeste with her 71% winrate, who the fuck did you think I was talking about, don't be crazy
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>>566083738
>Celeste with her 71% winrate
jesus
does she actually?
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>Make it past second ban phase
>Locks in Silver
We were this close to not drinking the Kool-Aid
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>>566083795
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>>566083375
oh you can 'drag' it like Cold Front? that's neat, but it still doesn't work in a comp setting because everyone in the enemy team will instantly know an Affliction is coming due to the audio cue, the delta split becomes much easier to do when you have a heads up even if it's a small window. it's awkward to pull off in pubs, I can't imagine how much harder it is in comp
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>>566083925
>yoshi defending celeste from nerfs because she's the trans dev's self insert.png
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>>566083795
No lmao
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>>566080497
yeah that would be cool. or more abstractly, something to solidify the punishment of a failed parry. 15f of recovery ain't shit for how long parries last especially in the terms of shooters and shooter networking where it's hard to be ready land a real punish (besides a light melee) with any consistency
fuck you fighting game terms are convenient for talking about melee interactions ok
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>>566080417
How to counter the counter? Silver is my main
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>>>566066475
>>>566066556
>>>566066762
Victor players now experiencing what Vindicta players did back in January/March.
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>>566080497
it should stamina lock you until the your parry is off cd again
>parry bait
>parry window lingers past the animation
>they can instantly dash jump to not get punished
m1 carries get the most out of parry baiting because they can actually punish an opponent whiffing in their face. meanwhile melee players bait a parry and then sit in the cuck chair
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>>566078517
trvth nvke
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>>566083039
you'll die there tranime dweeb
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>>566084587
>flowers on paradox's dress
cute
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Why should whiffing a parry punish you that fucking hard when you're already self-stunning for 2 seconds?
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>>566084727
just dont whiff the parry then
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>>566084797
answer the question
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>>566084727
'self-stunning' for 1 second with only a quarter of that being inactive
the punishment shouldn't be that retarded though
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Silver really is OP, man. She's just making this game unplayable for lowkey W. They don't have a lategame if they can't play early-mid.
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why did they draft normally for game 1 and then just went full retard for games 2 and 3
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>>566084727
There's literally no risk or cost of using a parry, with a potential huge reward.
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zero spirit investment celeste: nuke god rape machine
why is this allowed
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>>566084727
because the reward for landing a parry is a kill
if you got outplayed you should have to eat more punishment than 2 stamina and a pistol whip
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>>566085027
My wife is so oppressive...
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INHOUSE

SJ5WB
SJ5WB
SJ5WB
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What the fuck is Abes fucking DOING?!
>Pocket not stalling with case when at 25 HP
>Geist and MonKrill getting suicidal free access to walker and STILL dicking around and dying before they can get the walker like idiots
like????? what the fuck
And as I'm typing this silver misses the easiest victor ult proc in all of deadlock
I hate how they're throwing all of this shit and still fucking winning.
AND THEY FUCKING THREW URN
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remove parries, they are CHEATS
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>>566085293
>inhousecord just woke up
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i love urn brooling. i wish pubs did it more.
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is it gun victor im so uninterested in the proslop
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>>566085760
yep it's gun suicidal victor
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>>566085760
you wont support your husband despite the fact hes happy? fucking foids
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lightning scroll victor... think about it...
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I played a lot of mobas and never saw one with so many quitters before
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I don't understand why a game like this has a "pro" scene already, they could remove 5 items or change to 4 lanes again in a hotfix in the middle of your "tournament"
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>>566077679
>be me
>play mokrill and doorman
>lane against a sliver
>she wins
>starts boasting in chat because
>calls me shit
>knows that her only power spikes ends at 15 minute
>buy disarming hex, slowing hex, and magic carpet
>bait her
>slow, disarm, and do enough damage to get her low
>run away on carpet
>she chases
>she feeds
>dumb mutt feeds all of mid game
>their own team begins to have a flame war meltdown
>do nothing to help sliver
>the one character can instantly change the tide of a brawl
>instead call out her deaths and feed until defeat
>sliver tries her best to make up for it but her retarded team will bail in every fight
>its her team fault the reason she feed, because if they stayed and fought I would die
> but they allowed her to die like the pitiful loyal hound she is
>instant win
>this has happened twice in the last two weeks
>one as mo, the other as doorman

I have not met a sliver player who can keep their power spike. I tried to main her, and you lose your power spike around the 15 minute mark. Then you start feeding, because you don't have enough movement to escape or chase. Then their team will abandon them for a easy kill. Happens all the time. She is a team focused hero. If their team would've stayed and fight Sliver would be feed, but they leave when they hear the howl effect. She needs a hard rework.

Honestly I think what they should do is give her the ability to switch forms every 20 seconds, and her ult will charge up over time to give you a hyper mode for few seconds in what ever form. If you want range and be slow you play as the human. If you want melee, and brool play as a wolf. Just increase her attack speed as wolf, but lower the damage and health but keep the abilities. Because she is a team hero, and if you solo and play your role you will feed because overwatch retards will leave you because they only know how to feed or group up and smash all their buttons. Happens all the time since the last update with all the nuplayers.
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>even the esports are boring
ded game
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>>566086019
Too many words
Silver cute though
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>>566086021
there is both too much to say to the point there is nothing to say about this match
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>>566085990
they've done this during dota tournaments with thousands of dollars on the line
if you can't adapt then you're not that good and deserve the loss. simple as
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>>566085861
is he even doing anything
>>566085889
look mate i was there with the -30% lifesteal, when he got his legs broken with the jumpstart change but GUNSLOP??? that's besmirching my man
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>>566086019
People play her wrong, only I know how to play her.
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>>566086143
>is he even doing anything
yeah he's actually dogging on geist it's funny
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>>566086143
>is he even doing anything
Credit to him he's making great space in these fights
Combo with Bebop hook is brutal
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>>566086119
Anon its 1997 characters a 12 second read. You need to masturbate already, it helps clear the mind.
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>>566086296
>>566086354
damn ok i guess it is lystic
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>>566086385
>You need to masturbate already
I mean that's a given since we're silverposting but I'm still not reading that
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>>566086019
Silver has to build tank. The only thing you do is eat bullets. The objective is to waste your enemies time long enough to get a kill/assist and get your Hp and cooldown reset to proc. Get duration extender, resists, and debuff on hit procs.
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>>566086521
You will and I know it.
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>>566086385
Never forget this general consists entirely of fried zoomers and stoner uncs
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>>566085945
Maybe don't trap people in a single match for 30-50 minutes because it's bad game design. There isn't a single 3rd person shooter that demands you to be in a single game for almost an hour. For what? All the fun is over before 15 minutes then it's zerg vs zerg the same 2 objectives over and over for half an hour. It's just fucking awful.
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>>566083086
Because!

>>566084603
Not a question
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abrahams lost the draft by picking silver. she was oppressive in the first half but now it's 30 minutes she's just hiding in the corner waiting for the game to end
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>>566086019
people ignore how much mental matters, and nobody is better at dealing mental damage than doorman
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>silver cowering in fear outside base while the enemy team takes shrine
KEK
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>instantly obliterated again
awoo... no.......
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Silver cowering outside the bedroom because despite all the big talk she can't handle the abuse
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>bet against any team that picks Silver
>literally 90% winrate
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Why did the Silver lose? She's the carry support tank roaming pick utility assassin?
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HOW DID THEY LOSE
THEY HAD SILVER
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Silver is actually S+++ tier these """pros""" just don't know how to play her
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>>566087093
Oh shit. Silver is literally just Lee Sin, huh. She even has insec with boot kick.
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>>566087141
This... Dunno how the fuck the pro scene has consistently gotten blown out of the water by most of high eternus
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>>566085990
They're not actual pros, they're a bunch of streamers
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>>566085027
She is not OP she needs a speed buff
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Does anyone even root for Abrahams? It seems like everyone just hates them?
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Silver didn't deal the lowest damage this game! She's so strong!
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>>566087309
abrahams is my favorite team right now, they've been consistently entertaining
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>>566087309
its funny because most of them will be dead from the ukraine are in 5 years
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>>566087502
I like antagonizing them because they're Russian and cheated that one time
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>>566086558
That was the only way I ever won as her. I tried all gun, or a spirit hybrid but green was the way.
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>haze lowest damage on her team
Support Curse Haze confirmed viable?
Also, lol at Silver being the only one on her team to have a sizeable chunk of her networth from kills
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wow a holliday in my game woweee haha this will be fun
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>>566087681
>He doesn't realize why curse had the damage reduction slapped onto it in the first place.
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>>566087681
Haze is a big part of why Curse got a negative damage modifier
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>>566087681
>mo and krill
>lowest damage
How?
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how do you deal with the fact that silver has the worst waveclear and camp clear? How do you farm?
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Use case for picking Silver?
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>>566087995
Gunmax before getting greens, also get kinetic dash to circumvent slow as fuck reload time and her jungling speed becomes manageable.
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>>566088057
i want to stare at her ass
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>>566087681
Why do Pockets build swift striker? It feels like ass on him what am I missing as a nonpocket spammer?
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>>566088057
Pick her to instantly lose.
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>>566088087
i like the kdash idea
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>>566088146
Its cheap and pocket's gun is good enough that any orange items make it very potent.
The problem is that his kit doesn't like that and wants all of the slots.
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>>566086664
Why is the first 15 minutes more fun? It's just laning (boring) and ganks. Only big fight is around the urn.
Mid to lategame is when the game really shines. Every teamfight has bigger and bigger stakes.
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>>566088434
>Its cheap and pocket's gun is good enough that any orange items make it very potent.
But literally any other 1600 orange bwo?
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>>566088302
If you use slam fire while mag size is increased by it you also reload over the base cap, it basically removes the need to slow reload
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God nightshift viewers are so retarded
>Goober shows up and makes an opinion
>Immediately a bunch of faggots go "OMG I SO HAPPENED TO HAVE ALWAYS SHARED THAT OPINION AS WELL I MUST BE PRO MINDED TRUE SISTER should I work the balls too goober-san or just focus on your cockhead? SLUUUUUUURPP"
Worshipping the opinions of a 'pro' who was only relevant for one night shift and only now has gotten onto a team (which didn't even fucking qualify today btw) is some serious retard shit.
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MPV54
MPV54
MPV54
Inhouse
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>>566088645
why are you so mad sissy?
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>>566088834
Because celeb opinion parroting to the point where it actually affects what people tell valve to balance is a real thing.
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>>566088057
so you don't have to tab out to think about knocking her up
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I love Rem.
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>>566089245
The hell is that supposed to be? Rem crossed with a Helper?
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>>566089245
me too he's so cute :)
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I fucking hate playing with Rem in my team
Most useless garbage teammate together with Paige
>35 minutes
>15k damage, 15k heal
>I'm s-s-supporting
No, you are being a useless fuck.
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decay, toxic bullets, superior duration drifter
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MPV54
MPV54
Inhouse up holy fucccck
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>>566089617
he's not being useless, he's being an active detriment to your team by stealing farm and sinners :D
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>>566089721
Don't tempt me.
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>>566089836
kino, so much cooler than gay ass walker cheese doors.
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>>566089836
https://youtu.be/KrmozZ9zWhE
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>>566088230
Pre-grats to Melee Creeps for being the non-Silver team!
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>>566089836
>>566089950
This honestly should be how doorman is utilised
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>>566090084
Pub players will never manage it.
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>>566089836
This kind of thing is why Doorman will eventually become a competitive mainstay, when you're playing at the absolute top level of coordination doors are so incredibly valuable. It makes me worried that it will make him an inevitably difficult character to balance because this kind of thing is only realistically possible when you're playing at a very high level, but its so good that the character has to be worse to make up for it
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SILVER PICKED
ARE YOU READY FOR HER TO DOMINATE ANOTHER GAME?
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>>566090083
BWC is taking one for the team, they're providing a Silver for /dlg/'s entertainment
Respect them more for the good work they're doing
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the Sinclair bans as if the fucker has done anything in any game
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I want to play Shiv but I hate troonment
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>>566090320
you should play graves, she doesn't have any troonvent at all and is for straight men
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>Doorman but no monkrill for rape
A shame.
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>>566082348
They're all second rate casters in other games who skate by from below minimum wage work.

Fear not, they'll be replaced when Deadlock actually blows up.
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so valve IS gonna take care of the smurfs and match making before the december 2026 release right?
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>They're about to have a real bad day- AUGH!!!
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>>566076983
The glasses make mina look like she has extremely pudgy cheeks lmao
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The baroness but it's a doghouse
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Wait a minute, Silver's losing again.
But I thought she was the S+ le earlygame le tempo le gamewinning hero?
>>566091609
Does she still get kicked out of brunch there? Surely not...
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>>566091609
and if you don't checkout you get knotted back to back by dogs for the rest of eternity
send me there IMMEDIATELY
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>>566087167
oh my fucking god she IS lee sin
she even builds similarly where you have to build tanky as fuck.
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>>566092190
She's actually bounty hunter from dota
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>>566088545
Pocket already gets about 40-50 raw bullet damage from cloak so you need firerate for a good dps increase rather than raw weapon damage.
I think kinetic dash is better though but swift striker isn't conditional unlike kinetic.
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TWENTY ONE MINUTE GUARDIAN
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>>566087421
She was actually stomping the game for like 15 minutes, then Geist got raped back to back multiple fights and their Mo and Krill wasn't doing much.
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>>566092257
>she's like bounty hunter from dota
>also she's a bounty hunter
Deepest lore
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>>566092849
She was stomping, aka doing 3/4ths of what apollo does for twice the effort.
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Kekfliction
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>In EU Pocket was a massive issue cuz affilction
>In NA people buy divine barrier and make you completely useless
kek
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>>566090320
shivGAWDS are straight men, don't listen to the graves troon
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split shot on vyper a meme?
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>>566093221
Pop some estrogen lil gup, you're emotionally unstable.
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She, uh... She lost again...
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If valve ever takes mods away they better give me back my clown Celeste in any way shape or form. I WILL pay for it as much as they ask me to. Clussy got me acting unwise.
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BWC is so weak
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It's so hard to not break my keyboard playing this game
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>Give the Warden guy Warden in a patch where Warden is good
>Lose
Hmm
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Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war: for with thee will I break in pieces the nations, and with thee will I destroy kingdoms
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>>566094014
Not really BWC then is it.
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why do rems always feed
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>>566094179
>Couldn't use a cooler main gun other than a mp5
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She's ready to be picked again for another loss.
Tag her in, proshitters, this game will be the game.
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>"Bro you HAVE to buy Express Shot on Silver Bro it's core Bro you are throwing without Express Shot on Silver Bro"
>NightShift Silver 0% Express Shot buy rate
>Silver always loses
Why don't any of these "pros" buy Express Shot? Are they stupid?
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>>566094308
It's a half life 1 reference.
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How do I cope with bomb paradox being the meta
To be fair it's just 12800 souls of investment but still...
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This is my first time watching Night Shift. I'm having a good time. My seeker games look so much different...
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>>566094438
Oh ok, that makes sense now. Carry on.
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>>566094497
One anon said he wished pubs would urn brooled this much too, and I get the feeling too...
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>>566094613
>>566094497
>tfw half the people in my rank dont even know what urn is
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>>566094435
Do not question the pros. They know Silver is good. They are better than you. Everything they do is right. Do not question the pros.
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>>566094613
Yeah, one thing I'm noticing is that their fights almost always have a purpose, whether it's for a bridge buff or urn or something else. I feel like in my lobbies people just fight for no reason, they just wanna fight.
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>>566094435
Yes
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>>566094737
>54% win rate in pubs
>Top damage every pro game
You've got to stop man
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>>566094497
>>566094613
Now you know that afk farming is the most braindead thing imaginable. They are always poking and pressuring the map because if you dont then the team being aggro will ALWAYS win the map control
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>>566094737
>They are better than you.
that is correct, the modern pro just does a billion reps
>Everything they do is right
that is incorrect, because they do a billion reps they don't normally like to explore things as that can potentially be a lot of wasted time which is fine
a good example is look at how goober's time investment into holliday panned out
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>>566095005
>map control
I'm gonna sound retarded but I don't think I realized how important this was. The golden statue buff tracker that they put up on the screen was a good visualization. Space is power
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>>566094986
>Top damage in every pro game
Which match was this tonight because it hasn't been any of the ones I just watched.
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>>566095205
It's not just more buffs and more jungle either, it's also information about where opponents are making it easier to take good fights.
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>>566095227
U-u-ummmm no she was 1k off and only did the same damage as the carries without having to farm at all and ran the lobby all the way until late game it doesn't count
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>>566094986
>>566095128
See? Just copy the pros and don't build express. Don't question them.
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>>566095439
Damn... That sounds so valuable! Sounds like the kind of thing that should translate into a guaranteed win every game. That's so powerful, how can a hero like that lose four games in a row?
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>>566094986
lmao keep upplaying you trash
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An invoker-type hero sounds so ass to play in a game with wasd movement
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>>566095439
She dealt the lowest damage every game she was in.
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Tournies are great but the way some heroes are built only makes sense within the 6v6 full stack meta especially the supports.
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>>566095584
Because the other team had an overall better draft and/or played better.
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>>566080446
>14:18
It was 14 - 7 last week. Did you just make up losses out of thin air? Of course you did.
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>>566095768
valve knows, and the games already starting to load up with shits you need character specific binds for.
the only way they could possibly escape that is if you just preloaded everything
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>>566095918
>Because the other team had an overall better draft
... without Silver in it.
That's a little weird when she's S++++.
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PICKED EVERY GAME UNTIL YOU LOVE HER
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>silver upplayers still going
Just stop, get help, you're not women
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>>566096040
Yeah the 11 other heroes in the game have no effect on how games play out it's just whichever team has Silver auto-losing, Melee Creeps didn't win because they got Warden for Jonjon, it was because BWC couldn't resist Silver.
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Calling it now. JohnJohn on Warden carries hard.
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>>566096205
I already love her and I pick her every game and I love seeing """pros""" lose with her because the hero isn't actually that strong and easily counterable.
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>>566096320
Surely Floormen let it through because they have it countered
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>Silver
Yep, it's MLC's time to lose lmao
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>>566096267
>BWC couldn't resist Silver.
Being fair, how is it supposed to?
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Y'know what if Eido is on Silver I'll hold my tongue, he's the only good Silver I've ever seen.
Also Warden man on Warden.
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>>566096267
>Auto-lose
>Positive record
How do you square these two things
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>>566096552
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well when I play her I always lose she's really easy to counter Yoshi help help help
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>>566096267
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>>566096552
She got nerfed and on the current patch she's 1-4...
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>Lomein on Shiv
It's over
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>>566096996
If picking her makes you auto lose why isn't she 0-5?
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>>566097063
Sometimes her team works extra hard to carry her
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>>566097063
Because I asked Iceyoshi to make them 322 a match, so she could win one as a pity thing
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>>566096552
Last I saw
>10 wins in a row from when she first started getting picked
>Followed by 7 losses in a row
>New patch dropped
>6-6
She is a complete coinflip at best
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>>566097286
The patch before had her going on a huge loss streak.
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>an "auto lose" hero has a higher winrate than anon in his pubs
boy i wish i could auto lose my games
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Why did poppers do that? Someone check the betting markets
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>Diving under tower into a Geist with ult
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Silver is no longer S tier, she's actually B tier now.
Venator is the new S+++ hero.
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>another pause
For fuck's sake it's getting late on the east coast, I'm an old man I need to go to bed hurry it up
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Man, I want a real angry werewolf waiting for me when I get out of the Baroness... Geist has all the luck.....
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>Hmmm ill play Vyper tonight
>enemy team consists of people who scat on the ground
>GT buying echo shard net
I wish nigger rape on the devs for this shit wtf
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I really wish Holiday was just Silvers kit, plus a group lasso instead of single target. Maybe a unique reload mechanic which acts like active reload, but instead of reloading a shotgun she'd draw her current revolver. You would swap between guns (and abilities, changing slam fire for Crack Shot).
I'm dissatisfied with both characters after a few dozen games in each.
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What characters do I play to carry my oracles games?
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>>566098032
any m1 carry
you're in the PULL. BACK. ranks
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>>566098032
bebop
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>>566091202
>december 2026 release date
No way they release this a month after GTA
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I want to kiss paradox on her little helmet
FACT CHECK: TRUE AND REAL
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>>566098078
I don't know what that means, but i'll play more warden and wraith
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>>566098032
Silver obviously she's the strongest hero in the game
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>>566098263
Cute
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>>566098279
you're in the ranks where you still have to afk farm because both teams are more likely to play scared and defensive than go for any risky aggressive plays
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>>566098032
See: >>566098390
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wardenbros getting humiliated by venatorCHADS
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Bros... what the fuck is happening MLC are getting roflstomped
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>>566098585
Obviously, Venator is SSS++ tier
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I wonder if these casters making such a fuss of golden statue buffs will lead to some community-wide ACTUALLY USING THE FUCKING SINNERS PROPERLY INSTEAD OF JUST LIGHT MELEE'ING TO FINISH THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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why so many return fires
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Americans dont make good things anymore, except Deadlock. Deadlock is cool. Good job, yanks.
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>>566098929
There was a post here that got stuck in my head that went something like "Deadlock is the first game in a long time where you can tell it's made by Americans and have that be a good thing".
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floormen actively throwing lmao
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Wait, I've played these games before. I've been MLC in this exact situation. Floormen are actually gonna lose
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>Eido kills Poppers by closing the door just as he dashes for it
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I have never bought rebuttal or counterspell and I don't use parries.
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PICK SILVER
LOSE
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She kept dying instantly again
She lost again
But she's still not fazed
She's S+++++++++++++++ tier and she knows she's going to run it all back in her next match
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Silver almost won that game! She's so strong!
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Does every ability in the fucking game have to have a knockup that kills your entire momentum?
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Never pick Silver again
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>>566099785
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
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another week of eido losing
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Silver almost didn't deal the lowest damage this game! She's so strong!
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>>566098498
>auto lose
auto lose
>auto lose
auto lose
>auto lose
auto lose
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>>566099025
lol
I agree but it is a funny sentiment
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Silver is op if the enemy is already at 10% health from her other teammates.
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Will the Silver upplayers ever stop being delusional troons?
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What do I do when I win lane and then the bitch Geist just goes 12-0 anyways? Go kick rocks?
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>>566100489
She's a ganker/1v1/cleanup hero, she does fuck all in an actual teamfight or skirmish.
You're supposed to wait until your team starts fighting and wrap around and kill their backliners then clear up the enemies after they blew their ults on your team, if you're in the mix you're done for.
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>My hero is first picked nearly every game in pro play
>My hero has a 54.1% winrate at the top rank
>My hero has a much lower winrate at my rank
>Could I be bad at the hero? Could I know something they don't...? No. I know more. I'm better than them.
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>>566100746
She lost again....
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>>566100846
And yet she wins so much that her winrate after that loss is still positive. Curious!
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shithighs shut your mouth when an alchemist 2 silvergawd is speaking
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>>566100889
So she's got a... you'd say... an average winrate?
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>>566101037
>average
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>>566101115
I mean average in comparison to this >>566083925, so... yes. Average.
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>>566097286
Well you cant really count some of these losses. Giving up apollo+ shiv combo is just beyond retarded
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>>566101213
And the 30 other heroes in the game who are so bad they aren't even worth picking?
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>>566101321
Sad, isn't it?
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someone open the lobby
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>statlocker doing the fextralife thing where they embed a stream to inflate viewcount
top zozzle, this game's pro scene is such a circlejerk nothingburger
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yep, she's picked
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>>566101692
My wife will win THIS one, you'll see
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wow hes everywhere today
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>Silver 103% brool uptime
>Silver does a fuckload of worthless damage throughout the game
>In teamfights she does less damage than supports
upplaying trannies are braindead from all the hrt.
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LET'S SEE WHAT THIS PICK CAN DO
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if you arent ascendant 5 AT THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM you practically dont even play against human beings
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>>566102205
ok a5 shitter
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>>566102448
i am eternus 3
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>>566102205
I'm alchemist!
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whenever i play oracle/phantom games i go 15+ kills i cant imagine how much worse it is below that but ive seen twitteroid screencaps of vindicta with 50 kills so i guess it gets a lot worse
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>Silver hiding in the closet afraid of the beating
Kek!
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>>566102981
The wolf got hunted down by Mirage...
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>>566102981
>>566103137
It didn't even occur to me but she called the cop to cage the abuser.
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Whiffing a parry almost makes you wish for even more melee nerfs
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Silver wins only when eido feeds early game like fucking crazy.
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I play just like Eido on Mina
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i think DMB just threw the game
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>>566103516
A death every 2 minutes jesus fucking lmao
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>Not a single rank up or rank down in the last 10 games
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why shouldn't holliday/paradox players just be permabanned? griefing is when you choose to throw on purpose, which is what they do by simply picking the character
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I feed on every single character I play as
I'm not good at the game, I have accepted that I am a forced 50/50 agent and have muted text and voice chat as a result
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>1000 damage from an abrams that isn't even looking at you just has return fire and siphon life up
yeah thats balanced
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>>566103764
>return fire
if only there were a way to stop attacking a hero in this game
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>>566100513
I just played a match in oracle where our silver got 20 kills
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another week where mlc lost becase this hapa twink eido fed his ass off lmao
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Valve should add more white women to Deadlock
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>>566103890
>just stop attacking for six seconds bro, you'll totally be alive after six seconds if you just stand there and take it ;)
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Is there a worse ability in the game than jar of dead?
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>>566104015
just leave the area lol
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>>566103741
based canon fodder i thank you for the joy of farming you and accept the burden of being farmed with you
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>Keep spamming melee and being repeatedly parried
Are the "pro's" actually the parry schizoes here?
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LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO
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>gun victor vs spirit abrams
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>wraith
zzzz...
>wraith with curly hair
muh dick
i love black women so much bros
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>eido and fishcake feeding their asses off
Even abes saiah and other team having silver can't carry this shit.
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Why the fuck does curse give you -10% damage? It makes no fucking sense...
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>>566103890
>just don't shoot the bubbles lol
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I haven't been paying attention for a while, have there been any "leaks" since the Ripper shit?
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>>566101845
Where do you even get reference poses for stuff like on the left?
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>>566104685
because everyone was buying curse to fuck each other and it was becoming even more prevalent and worse over time
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>>566104810
You rawdog it instead of copying off someone else
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>>566103998
So fucking washed up. How do you feed on fucking Mina when you're known for playing s ranks only.
>>566104685
Because then it'd be the easiest mandatory buy in the games lifetime
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>>566104685
Even 10% is too little compared to the power of completely disabling a character for that long.
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>>566104772
troll under a bridge
big opera house
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Add BBCs to Deadlock
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>>566104685
Because then it's the best item in the game.
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>>566105071
I don't want Dr. Who in Deadlock tho
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I don't understand why Headhunter is so good. It's +12.5DPS +5%weapon damage. Other T3 gun items should give more than that.

>>566104685
Haze
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>>566105107
You have Doorman, who is a Tumblr sexyman, which is close enough
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how do you die 9 times as mina. like just bats to high ground bro?
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>>566105145
It's a burst item and it compliments burst heroes who would otherwise not buy a weapon item. It also conveniently procs recharging rush.
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>dynamo on our team
>their team has multiple stuns, tell him "buy unstop" once
>he buys healing tempo and collosus instead
>lose because he just gets stunned and dies
why do people just throw?
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>>566104810
Referencing someone holding an AR
Notice the way she's holding the lever like a pistol grip
Swear I've seen the pose on a cod or battlefield cover
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>>566105312
Dynamo will throw if he's on your team
On the enemy team he's an unstoppable rapist
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SHE'S WINNING ONE
28% WINRATE TODAY
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>>566104973
What did he mean by this
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>>566105441
>today
lmfao
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>>566105441
she only won because eido fed on mina of all characters... doesn't count...
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>>566105464
>what is the archive
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>>566105490
>>566105501
Don't take this off her, she doesn't deserve that
She WON
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>>566105601
So what's her overall winrate?
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Holy shit they're fucking BEATING Eido's ass in the stream chat.
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yuri....
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>>566104827
>>566104905
>>566104931
>>566105079
>>566105145
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>>566105720
Silver going into SSSSSS++++++ tier for this one...
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>>566105672
10000%
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so eido is confirmed a massive shitter fraud yeah
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>>566105720
>>566105501
>>566104905
>>566104607
>>566103998
>>566103625
>>566103516
>>566103683
Guys chill out, clearly he's upset over the war in Iran. It's not his fault. Trust.
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On one hand, Silver won.
On the other, Eido humiliation ritual and I get to go to sleep early.

Also Jesus christ Saiah and JJ need to get a new fucking team.
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holy fucking shit
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>lose DNS
>immediately open stream with devil in a new dress - kanye

you have to be making this shit up man jfc
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>>566104685
It used to give +10% weapon damage before btw.
Or was it +15% I don't remember exactly.
Haze is the reason it got nerfed if you're wondering.
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>>566106172
Yeah sure
See you next week
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>>566105720
>>566106172
What the absolute god loving fuck isn't Mina one of Eido's better characters?
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>silver 100% pick rate 40% win rate
she's so OP....
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>>566106000
all the eternoid streamers are
they will be homeless once the actual pros make a name for themselves
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>>566106726
>dishonest negro has to fixate on her winrate on the day because he knows she wins more than she loses overall
yike
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>eido singlehandedly losing his team the game another week
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>Silver is actually extremely good in ns guys.
>She has a 55~% wr in NS!
That's not 'extremely good in ns' that's just decent.
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>>566106806
So true
Upplayers would never fixate on a winrate from a different patch skewing the results the results
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>>566107043
So true
Downplayers would never revise history by pretending that they didn't spam the same nonsense about her being totally-super-bad-and-weak in those different patches you're referring to
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In total Silver has like a 33% wr yet her FPR is like in the 40% and Pickrate near 100%
She's so retardedly overvalued. I don't care whether she's trash or not. She just doesn't deserve the pick rate she's at.
She's better off as a late pick you play into something like dome.
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none of you shitters are eternus so stfu
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I'm eternus btw
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i eternutted in your mom last night gottem
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No I'm eternus
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So who are the best carries right now?
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I'm very satisfied with today.
They didn't forget their obligation to play Silver in every match fo Silver Shift, so I saw my wife 7 games in a row.
She even won some of them!
Good day all in all today.
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This item seriously needs a buff.
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Seven and Warden with Wraith being a close runner up
I'd put Victor's current role as more of a frontliner that deals heavy damage, akin to Abrams.
>>566107601
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>>566107846
this game still needs a female ixian
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>>566107935
time travel arc soon
Grave's will give birth to a girl who is both Jewish and Ixian that practices fencing and necromancy
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Maybe I should learn Apollo. He seems like a very good midgame rapist, I love raping midgame.
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>>566107846
It's literally only good on frontliners, that's it
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>>566107846
>>566108217
It can be really good into very specific situations but overall it's just a bit of a trap item because anyone with a brain can just trigger it with a weak slow or buy a slowing hex for you
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>Swap 3 most wanted heroes to apollo,celeste, and venator
>Quene times multiplies by 2.5x
Fuck off
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I'm Eternus 6, trans, and onetrick Silver, if it matters
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>>566108161
he's the best at that
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>>566108498
I am trans, mina onetrick, seeker 2
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yeah i only play shiv
yeah i miss all my shivs
yeah i'm on your team
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>>566108498
>>566108836
heh, fucking shithigh onetricks
t. initiate 1 that plays every single hero
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Why is every other post about Silver?
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>>566109040
trannies need to make everything about them or they'd kill themselves
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>>566109040
every wednesday the streamer fags who dont even play the game flood the thread with the same dribble
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>>566109040
/dlg/ loves Silver, and those few that don't love to hate her
It's the perfect combination to start a Silverfest every thread
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>>566109040
most people in this thread are trans furries
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>>566109040
Silver is the face of /dlg/
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>>566109040
you know how Abrams is the face of deadlock? when you ask anyone who's the 2nd face of deadlock everyone will say its Silver
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>>566109092
drivel*
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>>566109489
I wonder how those numbers for income sources compare to dota stats
>discord filename
Nigger
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>>566109489
>victor items
they made my nigga into a utility ult slop bot.......
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BUFF
VICTOR
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>>566109707
there's a funny strat going around in high mmr lobbies where you stack conditionals like picrel so you do more building damage and as soon as a wave even goes near the enemy base guardians you warp stone past them and kill the shrines since they're vulnerable even when all 6 base guardians are up
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>>566109929
>jumpstart T3 - adds 3 charges + applies 5 seconds anti debuff buff
there fixed
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>>566107148
FACE ME AND DIE
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>play with friends
>lose
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How do I change region from EU to NA? I never want to play with a Russian again
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>my perfectly timed parry doesn't register and I get hit
>enemies perfectly parry a light melee with a 0.00000000001 pictosecond reaction time
This is fucking bullshit
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>>566110298
I lose no matter what, but at least I keep it lightheaded and cheery with my mates
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>>566110063
noob question but how good are max hp% items like toxic bullets against objectives? since buildings have very high hp
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Guess I just have to play some busted character like Apollo to carry my low elo teammates. I was just forcing urns all game and fighting them.
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these two are fuckin
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Pocket is overpowered but no one knows because no ones likes to play him
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>>566111206
That would be against the ten commandments or whatever the fuck the rules are that stop priests from sleeping around!
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>Enemy team has a big lead 15 minutes in, urn is on our side
>My team kills two people on the urn side, three os us there
>Ping the urn
>"guys we need the urn to have a chance"
>They ignore and try to push walker, can't do it, two die
>After the match phantom iv lobby
You know the ranks are inflated when people like this somehow get to phantom
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>>566111206
>wanna get around
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>>566111331
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=priest_select_10.mp3
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>win lane
>run the 10 minute urn as fast as you can
>run the 15 minute urn as fast as you can
and there you go game won
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>>566111206
the only monster ven wants to fuck is de driftuh
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Why are people so against buying counter items? I can yell at them over and over about how we need this item and nobody will buy it.
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>43% WR
>MM update drops
>5 game winning streak
Is my 6th game going to be Hitler or am I freed from the constant torment?
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>>566112034
People need to be spoonfed and just vaguely telling them "We need a knockdown for Vindicta" leads to a bystander effect + selfish mentality where each of them think, I don't need to buy this because surely one of the other 4 people will buy it after hearing that

You need to explicitly point to people who it makes sense to buy those items on. Obviously more is better, but if you have a Kelvin Wraith Haze you'd want to tell Kelvin to get it
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>X is carrying on enemy team
Didn't ask
+Vortex
+Decay
+Relic
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>>566111554
Actual elo hack, but people won't see it.
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you know who Silver canonically fucked? Big Abe
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>>566112640
NTR character, no wonder so many of you guys love her.
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>>566112640
Abrams is a man of class who would never fuck an unkempt woman like Silver
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its an alpha why can't we abandon games?
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>>566112640
Abrams fucks twinks only like apollo
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>>566111206
Venator only craves bbc (big blue cock)
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>>566112640
this slag gets around
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>>566112640
would abe fuck a trans woman though?
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>>566113117
abe is trans masc so yeah
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>>566112956
it's an alpha, why do you care if you're winning or losing?
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>>566112640
>sucked Abrams dick
>gets her asshole destroyed by Abrams
>somehow dee ell gee will still insist that she is gay/trans or whatever you guys call it
huh
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>>566111554
>run urn
>enemy gt left a trap on drop off
>no one on my team sentient enough to assist
what now urn boy
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apollo getting his semen wrung out by graves every night to create a new race of ixian jew ubermensch hybrids
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>>566113263
winning is fun so i want to stay but losing isnt so i want to leave
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>>566113526
this but rem
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>>566113526
would the lich hand be offended if grave's used it to milk apollo's red benis?
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>grave is le jew or something
i don't even wanna know where you guys got this headcanon from.
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>fanart suspiciously hides the nose
KEKAROOOOO
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>>566112201
Honestly I guessed as much.
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Graves is pretty shit right now but its still pretty fun to buy inhibitor on her and just make it so the enemy m1s just can't do damage
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>>566113991
her parents are New York lawyers (notoriously mostly jews), it really isn't a stretch
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why the fuck are you guys acting like being Jewish or Jewish people in general are bad? enough of this meme already fucking christ
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>>566113991
>>566114101
look at her fucking nose
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>>566113841
The lich would probably be grateful to be involved
When's the last time she got any, you can only wonder
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>>566113991
giant jew nose?
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>>566113991
have you looked at her schnoze
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>>566114182
honk honk
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okay if Graves really is a Jew then where the fuck is her khazar milkers?? yeah I thought so
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>>566114170
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Graves is Irish.
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>>566114367
Erm... checkmate liberal!
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the real graves wouldn't want anything to do with your anti semite ass.
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Mccguinis is so cancer with indomitable
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I jerked off to that one Grave's animation where her zombies ran a train on her, thoughts /dlg/? I came twice idk if it matters
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>>566114457
That makes me happy
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What kind of child traffics with the dead?
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>>566114561
source?
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>kelvin/dynamo/graves/seven/McGinnis/silver on enemy team
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No problem at all, miss.
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>>566114694
nice sneak with silver there bro
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The lich is using you.
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>Win 5 matches in a row
>No change in my rank number
>Lose 1 match
>Lose a rank number
Than you Yoshi, i love it
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>>566114939
I would rather have this, I am stuck in limbo rather I win 3 in a row or lose 3 in a row.
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is gun Holliday a thing or nah
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the mod that forces soloq is pretty good.
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>>566078123
Bathe in flame
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Apollo's dad making everyone else at the thanksgiving table super uncomfortable due to his classical monarchial antisemitism.
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>>566114939
Valve knows you're shit and boosted and you've yet to convince the game otherwise
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Seven will win btw
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>redditsaw man
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i love when my team runs the urn to feed it to the enemy team
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>>566115338
Say it with your chest, little pup.
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>>566115190
>it's ok graves you and your family are one of the GOOD ones
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gonna comm some art of mina and paige getting hypnotized and raped who should be doing it
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>>566115912
infernus
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>retard on team says he's playing "wallbreaker" victor
>we lose with 0 chance of comeback because he literally just runs at the enemy base and goes 0/15/1 feeding their carries
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>>566115912
seven
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>>566115912
victor
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>>566115912
Vyper
She thought it would be funny
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>>566115912
drifter. vampires have hypnotic eyes
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>>566115912
mina makes me think venator
paige makes me think drifter
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>>566116453
i feel like she'd whore them out instead
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>>566115912
pickle rick
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>>566116147
you know a character/build is getting nerfed when shit like this starts getting posted
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>announce that im going spirit Haze
>lose

>dont announce that im going spirit Haze
>win
Manipulating goycattle minds to increase the odds of winning is a big part of deadlock, probably more important than aiming or troonvement
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i thought the segmented limbs on sinclair were deliberate to make them look like a puppet or something
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>>566115912
vyper or giest if you want it to be in character
silver or graves if you want it to be hot
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People are not ready for this conversation but you should be able to dispell bebop's grab like doorman's cart
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>>566117594
literally just counterspell it's a slow hook bro
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>>566117594
sure but its very hard to react to
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>>566115912
nashala djinn hypnosis
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>>566117594
Can't dispell Doorman cart anymore.
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Yoshi needs to buff grave's skills, as it is her 1 is fucking useless, her 3 is mostly useless, and her 4 is weak as fuck. Only good part of her kit is the 2 and that's if they don't double jump it, so she's basically 90% items, the character. You either farm for 20~30 minutes or you fucking explode because your skills do jack shit
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>>566115191
I don't really care about personal performance factoring into rank but needing 3 or more wins to make up for one loss is insane
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>>566117752
the 1 is good if enemy doesnt have a rico m1gger
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>>566115912
silver or you're throwing
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>>566111029
>I was just forcing urns all game and fighting them.
Apollo's great but you were just playing the game right.
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>>566112956
You signed up to be an alpha tester. It includes certain responsibilities like playing games to completion.
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Just had an obnoxiously long game against some gigachad Sinclair that stole a total of 6 rejuvs from our team but his team was just uncarryable
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>>566119538
I was ahead during laning phase(utilizing Apollo's strengths in lane), so I shoved and ganked another lane netting a kill and guardian giving me a soul advantage. Then I was sure I would be able to fight urn at an advantage and snowball the game for my team.
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>>566119702
its not hard to steal rejuvs when you have a spell that curses everyone in an aoe
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>>566108084
>necromancing fencer
would actually be a kinda sick combination
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>>566108498
>>566108836
>>566108991
>not in blueberry IV
shitlow
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>>566121143
sounds like a spook
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>>566119702
I had two games in a row where one team did the midboss but the other team contested and wound up with more rejuves than the team that started the boss. (one was in my favor one wasn't)
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>>566117035
throwing a wedge in the enemy team's mental is the true red pill of climbing
>see any off-meta purchases on enemy team
>ask in all chat why they bought _
their team will tilt themselves afterwards
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>>566122085
I wonder if it'd work to completely misrepresent what happened during a fight/kill to get their teammates to flame them
Like saying "Why would you heavy melee 4 times in a row?" after killing a carry 1v1
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we are never getting another update again
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Is Yamato easy to play?
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we are getting at least one more update
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>>566123181
she's apollo but with only 2 get out of jail free cards instead of 4
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>lost at draft 3 times in brool
I swear niggers are just not randoming in this mode and tryhard picking.
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>>566123181
she's probably like, 4/5 on the difficulty scale
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freneh wudduh uhvais ymahwanna steh aweh from tam square tonah ah plahn on celebratin
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>>566123181
Hard and arguably one of the worst heroes in the game right now. Apollo is just her but better in every single way.
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So what is the actual good sinclair build? I just play melee and win because of double bunny.
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>Watch some gay e6 coach free video
>He keeps shilling the Urn and acting like its the most important objective in the game
I don't even disagree but its bad noob (Oracle and below) advice because you will 100% try to run it, get ganked while your team afk farms a t3 camp even after you comm'd for urn contest and end up giving the enemy free urn.
Shitelo is the wild west what works for eternus players doesn't really apply
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How far into the "it's just a game, stop being mad bro" rhetoric are you willing to tolerate before genuinely shit teammates are ruining your game vs just not playing well
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>>566125496
Depends, if they're willing to admit to running it down or they're just having a bad game then fair enough. Everyone does it from time to time you can't be perfect.
I don't even mind meme builds assuming they actually peform. If you do a meme build and then go 0/10 then yeah I'm spamming slurs
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>>566125291
i'm wary of running urn, not because i'm afraid of getting ganked or giving urn for free but because i'm afraid of the team over-rotating for urn and the enemy wraith getting walker for free at 13 minutes
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>>566123181
kinda
her concept isn't hard, go in, hit your abilities and actives, and then ult and do it again
it's being useful on a feast-or-famine dueling diving assassin that is hard
getting ahead in the first place, hitting your 1 in lane and shit. apollo really does just do her job but better right now
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>>566123381
yes most faggots are, the amount of times you see paige/seven/dynamo is brool is insane
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>>566126149
genuinely hoping every tranimefaggot alive kills themselves
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>>566126621
>Hates anime
>Uses 4chan
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>watch today's nightshift
THEYRE TAKING THE URN THERE IT IS ITS THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG THE NEWEGG EGG SPONSORED BY NEWEGG
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when nightshift will get Silver knot dildo sponsorship?
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I can't tell if you guys really like Silver or really hate Silver
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Why are the Hidden King shrine platforms sloped? You can slide on them without sprint but on the AM side you can't do that.
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>enhanced cursed is on an 11s cooldown
breh
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>>566127353
hidden king is chill like that
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>>566127463
hell yeah
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>is Graves hotter if she's underage or of age
there you go /dlg/ I just gave you a topic to last till bump limit
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>>566127359
>The party mode is unbalanced
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>be playing street brawl niggerbop
>see echo shard
>I put it on my hook
name a better feeling
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>>566127954
>tfw its enhanced echo shard
street brool is pretty good if you get the god rolls
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It was cool when it was novel among the cast, but I'm getting really tired of these "hybrid builds", every fucking character is getting their kits gutted in favor of hybrid.
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>>566127954
how can you resist putting it on bomb, many bomb good...
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rend
every time i see toxic's damage i question why i ever buy it
bought it at 15, game went to 30. 75% kp, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away, and that's all it did?
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>>566128079
Opening Rounds got """nerfed""" from being an overpowered item on certain characters to an overpowered item on every character.
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>>566128185
its more for heal prevention isn't it?
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>>566127954
put it on your uppercut instead, because that refreshes your hook
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>>566128185
The damage is just a bonus though
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>>566128185
>Mostly gun damage
Idk you are probably building Drifter like a traditional carry as opposed to spirit Drifter which is when those numbers really spike up. What is your build?
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>>566128261
>>566128560
would rather just go healbane for that honestly
my understanding is that its power is (or was) in the synergy with his 2 and with superior duration on the rest of his kit
his 2 ticks for %current hp, toxic ticks for %max HP, yada yada
and then his m1 would apply it in like 3 attacks, now it's 5
i just don' knoooow
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>>566128813
Depends on how many other heroes on your team have healbane (or how often you're going alone), since it doesn't stack with itself
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>>566128185
Toxic is for procing escalating
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>>566128813
Realistically it's always a good buy because it's easy to stay on targets to keep it procced with your mark, Drifter is more of a sustained fight hero later game you want to play with your food.
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>>566128185
iirc they only nerfed how fast it's applied, also it scales with spirit so that helps
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>>566129018
>Drifter
>you want to play with your food
Bravo Valve... how do they do it every single time
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>>566129224
Drifter and Doorman are the two best heroes for lore accurate gameplay
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>>566128813
Don't forget it helps you get to your gun investments aswell. it's just a solid item really and it can help you get kills that your dot might otherwise not be able to get on its own.
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if you can't carry me clearing side lanes as ivy you're a shitter simple as that
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>>566128797
doing some goofy incoherent shit
1 max, this game was mystic burst -> stalker -> slowing bullets -> swift striker (i'm an addict), followed by arcane surge -> surge of power 1 with green 4.8k somewhere in there. and then i think i went shadow weave over toxic first, but i was pretty ahead i think i could've built anything and it would've worked
been working for me
top damage was my lane partner silver with 52k, i was 2nd

>>566128895
yeah that's pretty true, contextual buy for sure

>>566128913
escalating's both a little out of the way and also your 2 is good enough for that, ticks at the same speed

>>566129018
that is like the only part that compels me to buy it. pulling up and pumping and then having them bleed out when i have to break away, that's good shit right there. but i think it only secured like one kill this game

>>566129181
nah they bumped its base damage down by 15% (2% -> 1.7%)
they also nerfed HP twice recently. double whammy for its damage

>>566129352
that's the other thing. rushing toxic for your 4.8k feels straight retarded. shit does like ~20-25 damage a second early. not bad but there's just better
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>>566127642
I wonder if he is playable character material
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please don't make venator meta i just know yoshi wants to fuck him sideways
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>>566130676
I hope so, I want a edgy motherfucker that's straight out of a horror film. Drifter is fun but he feels a bit too goofy. DEY WONT MATTER
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>>566115912
>goonfaggot
always a paige
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>>566128112
if you miss hook, you can try again
if you land hook, you uppercut, then hook and then hook them a third time as they try to run
and probably a fourth time because its 8 seconds of cooldown
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>playing some street brawl
>get holliday
>okay time to practice he-
>roll enhanced cursed relic and knockdown on the first fucking round
>enemy team has lash
>literally just focused on him all game
brehs I feel like an asshole
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>>566131156
breh haha bro xd
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run for your pitiful lies
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>>566128185
Toxic Bullets is for Spirit Drifter with some investment into firerate (QSR/Surge/BurstFire) so you can apply it instantly. These days, I like to go
CQ -> HighVelo -> Opening Rounds (because this item is fucking broken right now) -> Slowing Bullets -> Kinetic Dash -> Upgrade CQ to Point Blank. Slowing Bullets + Point Blank is based for making sure dey can run but it wont matah.
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>>566131524
fuck is your problem
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>>566131524
nothing funny about it bwo
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>>566130718
I seriously don't understand how he fell out of the meta when the system changes massively benefited him, you gain boons faster and people overall have less health which are double buffs to his true damage.
Shouldn't he be a monster right now?
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>>566132121
his health went down too and his enemies also gain boons faster.
being able to get 5 points into his trap faster didn't really help him out that much.
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>>566132121
M1 players are retarded, see all the haze players who said she unviable until nightshift showed off that giga aids ult build with curse.
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>>566127304
It can be both...
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>>566132485
Haze is actually an assassin now, all the people crying that she's dead wanted to play her as a position 1/2 m1gger carry.
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>>566132391
Still, all of his t3 (except traps) are really strong and play into the aforementioned true damage, maxing out things quicker should be good, no? it made Warden really strong because of his cage.
Max out nades -> charges on an aoe true damage.
Max out shotty -> true damage on shotgun combo
Max out ult -> true damage on all stakes
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>>566129876
Give crackshot three temporary stacks if you hit an enemy of with a barrel and explode it, bonus if it's mid air or while using jumpad
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>>566131829
yeah the build i'm cooking up isn't far from that, monster rounds -> cq -> stalker -> slowing/SS -> point blank -> probably shadow weave
except throw in the aforementioned hybrid autism somewhere in there, i just can't quit it. and of course assorted greens (maybe even a questionable potential lifestrike buy (i'm failing to refuse its siren call))

>>566132121
i'm building swift striker on him every game to deliberately tank his winrate
the worst part is i think it's unironically good. i get all his shit scales with weapon damage but i feel like that's overblown and the 20% firerate just feels so gooood. weighted shots is a spook anyways
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In theory faster leveling means m1ggers come online quicker though their true strength is farming up items faster than spirit chuds and having lategame impact from weapon damage. Faster leveling means spirit dominates faster early midgame being able to shut down m1ggers more effectively. Obviously some counter argument is to be had and weapon damage still scales way better than spirit but it's something to consider.
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Fuck I hate getting Seven's on my team more than Rem they'll suck up all the jungles be absent from every team fight and walker defence to keep farming only to just feed half the game anyways
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in fact i would go as far as saying including swift striker in the 4.8k of many a gun-shooting hero is the wise decision
swift striker is one-of if not the-most optimal T2 items for general DPS increase, especially at your 4.8k (source: it was shown to me through divine revelation)
also fire-rate stacks additively so it's not made worse by any additional fire-rate down the line
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Holliday has voicelines for every single hero in the game btw she's the protagonist of DL whether you like it or not
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>can someone go get the urn
yes
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>>566134312
>no slide
it's so fucking over
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>>566129990
>nah they bumped its base damage down by 15% (2% -> 1.7%)
>they also nerfed HP twice recently. double whammy for its damage
Fair enough, i still like it because in an team fight it can do 10% *max* hp damage, it can also help secure kills
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>>566134312
but celeste is already going for it and shes the best urn carrier in the game
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>>566134249
tons of characters have kill lines for everyone you dipshit
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>>566134249
then what does that make shopkeeper?
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>>566129876
Make it actually do something of value like stunning an enemy or making them dazed and give it actual spirit scaling so it does damage. Alternatively make it easier to hit so i don't have to hit some tiny head for a small amount of extra damage. Supposedly there's code added to the game that changes how it works but it hasn't been implemented yet
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Do you guys think zerggy does his autism soundclips while playing in nightshift
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>>566134249
TRUVKE
>>566135173
The antagonist
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holliday be like: I'm 24 but already had to get a hysterectomy
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>>566135714
shame, she could have had beautiful mixed baby
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>>566135801
ikr

fucking nasty skank
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>>566135095
wrong every time a new hero comes out Holliday always has a conversation + kill lines with them keep seething Holliday IS the protgaonist
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>>566135714
Did you know getting hysectomy early makes women start their menopause prematurely requiring hormone therapy, ages them up expeditiously and a lot of other complications
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>>566109040
women are worshipped
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>>566110818
they don't work on them
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>>566136975
i dont know what any of those words mean
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>>566109412
Silver is the ass of Deadlock
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>>566112034
because damage is the best counter
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Victor is actually cancer to play against again now. This nigger just died and his ult is already halfway done.
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>>566094116
It broke me Wednesday and I just started yelling at a teammate for a few seconds to stop fucking running in and dying by herself. Rest of the team agreed with me, but more politely. They listened, we turned it around and won. Half this game is just who can trade wrangle better.
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>>566137448
True
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>haze gets unstop
>ults
>lets me slam off heavy melee after heavy melee
>her ult ends
>parries
>I bashdown and she explodes
Playing billy really is just going full retard and never getting punished for it
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>>566137616
i need to drop her pants down and munch her hairy backdoor so bad it's unreal
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>>566137430
It makes them ugly and old
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>>566135714
She's the type of woman to get a double masectomy
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did cumming outside not exist back in the 1950's? why the fuck won't Holliday just say to her boytoys to not cum insider her pusy?
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ANON HELP! THERE ARE 5 GUYS SHOOTING AT ME I DO NO DAMAGE
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>>566138319
You can still get preggers by precum, its just slightly harder.
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>>566138319
she hates men unless it's the lash
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>>566138373
>Get dove by somebody under walker
>He doesn't stomp, EVER. Ok he might do a stomp in like 20 seconds but I'm already dead by then
>I try to do the same to an enemy
>Instant stomp
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>>566138373
SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP WALKER I HAVE A TIER 3 CAMP TO CLEAR
NO I WILL NOT CLEAR
NO I WILL NOT TEAMFIGHT
YES I AM RUNNING A ULT BUILD
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>>566135714
>dee lee gee taking a joke line way to seriously
You're as bad as people who make half the characters gay based on random joke lines
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what does sex feel like bros?
t. pocket main
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>>566138559
Pocket does know what it feels like though, you only become a they/them if you got molested/raped after all
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>>566138559
pretty sure you meant vindicta main
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I LOVE HOW WRAITH CAN MELT WALKERS IN 5 SECONDS AT 15 MINUTES THIS IS BALANCED AND FAIR.
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>>566138373
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>>566138559
salty coins and bags of milk
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>walker
>can't walk
?
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>>566138704
Sorry bro, shitlow (99% of players) can't end games early so we made walkers out of cardboard (they still can't end games early, once all walkers die everybody sort of just awkwardly flounders around in shitlow)
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>Let waves crash
>Walker dies
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WOOOOOW
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>>566138704
>play holliday
>people are brawling on green sneak in to shoot their walker
>shoot shoot shoot shoot barrel shoot shoot
>not even half health before someone comes and stops me
>think about if I was someone like vyper I would've melted this thing 900x by now
shit sucks man
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everybody who plays holliday and paradox should automatically be put in low prio
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what's wrong with Holliday? no meme answers
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>>566138980
Certain heroes need just hard objective damage nerfs, its not fair Vyper, Wraith, Seven etc can just melt objectives while being good at everything else.
Ironically Victor is the only balanced version of this since he does NOTHING besides int for walkers but thats a different discussion.
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>>566139278
See this post to cover all the details >>566135714
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>okay got the wave pushed up time to help the tea-
>*two enemy waves already making a dash for the walker*
i swear they decide who's the losing team with this shit even without the guy going 1/10/0
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>>566139278
She upsets newkids who haven't learned what slowing hex is yet
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>>566139278
clunky kit that doesn't do much, she's high effort for low reward, and this while being next to graves(low effort low reward), vyper(high effort high reward) and seven/dynamo(low effort high reward). The only people who play holiday are waifufags and people who want a high skill ceiling hard mode character
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>It's another "Vyper on my team literally never slides" episode
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>>566138614
visit /lgbt/ for five minutes and you'll find mostly virgins
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>>566115912
Rem!
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>>566138542
what's the joke? She's canonically had like 15 husbands.
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its genuinely over
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>>566139278
thank you skins.com, who last week was shilling S&box because of all the money you can make hodling the sausage hats
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>>566141608
>crops the date
Whatchu doin there rabbi
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>>566140514
me when I get her on random hero
I can't aim for shit while sliding
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>>566138831
>ask them to do mid when we win a fight with some key picks
>no response they all go to farm jg
>not playing Migu or anyone who can just solo mid without enemy team respawning to contest
ebin
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Flopping tranny Deadcock
EOS soon
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Is urn more important than walkers?
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>>566142606
depends, need slots desperately? No. Behind on souls? Yes.
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>>566141062
>what's the joke?
The voiceline where she says she'll tie her tubes because graves is a teenager holding a severed hand like it's normal
>15 husbands canonically
Nice headcannon there bud
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I audibly sigh when I see the tard that fed his ass off in lane grab the urn and just start walking towards the other side
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The only "people" that play paradox are the ones that want to have sex with her and her voice
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>>566141608
trvthnuclearbomb
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>>566143091
He's using a hyperbole but she's still a massive roasty. I like playing holiday and tomboys but there's no reason to cope over her abhorrent lore making her to be a giga roasty.
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>>566143198
i want to BE her
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>>566143486
You don't mean that
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>>566143486
I wanna be da drifta
Eded to bloo
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>>566141608
>84k is half of 125k
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>>566143895
Is it the accent or the stalking people after dark thing?
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>>566142848
We're behind on souls and down a slot... so tell me why my team instead of pushing the last walker instead takes an urn team fight. But enough of blaming my team, what should have I done better to won? We all lost lane phase but I don't think it was completely lost, but it just seemed like everyone was just doing their own thing. And everytime I tried to farm I always got ganked (in my own jungle with teammates near) Seeker IV btw
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Does AD spam when air strafing works in this game?

When i'm in air and out of stamina, will it help me go further? Like long jumps in cs?
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>>566144137
Especially when it's like 30 minutes in the game, the entire team has 10 items, we all have 9... but clearly we should have never let it get this bad in the first place.
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>>566144203
>(voice pitch scales with spirit power)
>(no random crits)
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>>566144137
All you can do is comm if you are being ganked and teammates are completely unaware, as for the Urn fight if it's an even Urn you should contest if whole team is there. If you know entire enemy team is there and your entire team isn't just hard shove the oposite lane and die for the walker if they come.
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>>566142606
With the exception of the first urn, urns are generally more valuable as they're worth more souls and also add to your gross total whereas Walkers are a fixed 4000 soul value.
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>>566144203
Adorable, but would make her even stronger.
>1hp win rng's into a even smaller hitbox
>getting vent ganked by a fed Mina with five AP in rake
the horror
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>>566143331
>He's using a hyperbole but she's still a massive roasty.
She's conservative and got married and divorced a couple of times, roasties don't get married, they just get fucked by random people
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ivy is fun :)
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>fumble parry against a meleetard
NERF MELEE BUFF PARRIES
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>>566143652
i do and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
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>>566144537
>She's conservative and got married and divorced a couple of times
That's still not a good thing
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>>566144551
Best character imo, she's just so versatile
>>566144582
My rebuttal is that you should buy rebuttal
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>Tired and having a hangover
>Lock in Billy
>Run it down early game (Cancer Doorman + Mirage while I have ivy)
>Carry anyway because of good mid-late game ults
Phantom is such a weird elo man. Pocket just kept running at me with my ult up what did you expect to happen???
Even post-shitfaced I know better than to do that.
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What kind of nerf does parries actually deserve?
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>>566127869
The ambiguity about her age is what's hot.

t. Apollo
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>>566127869
She's legal.
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>>566129990
Rushing toxic bullets purely for the 4.8k is definitely not worth it unless they have a lot of heals, which is pretty common as a lot of characters buy early lifesteal or there are strong heal heroes in general like rem.
The heal denial is no joke, some heroes simply heal a retarded amount even early in the game so that heal reduction is super valuable.
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>>566145012
They should just shorten the amount of time you're stunned for when you get light melees parried
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Trophy's sprint speed is definitely going to get nerfed. But, it's extremely fun to have 101% uptime and complete map presence with trophy + fortitude.Wwant to gank another lane? literally just hold W and you're there in a couple of seconds, no schmoovement needed.
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>>566144642
divorce is not a good think but there's a world of difference between divorce and being a whore that gets fucked by random people
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>>566145012
+2 seconds to cooldown. Shorter parry window.
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>>566144203
Sex! Sex! SEX!
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They should add random crits to this game and melee attacks should have higher base chance to crit.
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>>566127869
Hotter if underage, but it's pretty hot if she's just turned legal and tells you about how she's barely legal
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>>566127869
She's like 16 at the youngest and therefore not possibly underage.
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>>566129990
You don't need enduring if you have surge or burst fire. Unless you bought that because they have slows. You're better off buying trophy with that 1600.
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Ivy is so awful man
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>>566146501
Don't be so rude. She's doing her best.
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>>566146501
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>>566146861
everyone just unbinded their dash key huh
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>>566146861
obscurus doesn't count
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>>566146956
Negro please.
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Am I crazy or MoKrill are so paper thin early
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>>566146501
>good spirit builds
>good gun builds
>good tank builds
>good support builds
anon what are you on about?
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>pings muted
>still hear "what's the plan" spam
it is a bug
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What's the plan?
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What's the plan?
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>>566145892
she fucks random people she just marries them beforehand what a paragon of virtue
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>>566148127
he's delusional or a downplayer
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here is the plan
>>566148462
>>566148462
>>566148462
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>>566144203
Made for using as an onahole.
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>>566148474
The plan was to make a thread at 746 posts you ixigger?
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>>566110298
They're just so fucking bad bro.
How do you go 0 and 13 as yamato with 20k lower than literally everyone else in the game you're literally only three ranks less than me.
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>>566087681
Silver's team failed her. Silver is literally the only positive KDR on her team. I've been there before.



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