# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>565775997
Your mom has had sex with your dad.
>>566088457Based. Total hag destruction
SHE CAN GET IT TOO
Juliatards? Your time has come!
>>566088676Grandpa still gets flashbacks from his time in the Rape Wars...
>>566089297Unfortunately there isn't much out there of Julia. Yet.
>>566089279>>566089297THD! THD! THD!
The WEDGIE of Andy and Leyley
>>566088457I don't consider 'rape' to be spam, but is 'evidence'? It was all mostly one anon schizoing but it wasn't a singular low quality post. Shiranai..
>>566089497>ashley andrew sex true
>>566089497>characters stupidyeah
>>566089497>andrew sister guy
>>566089497>renee trannySo that's what ??? meant by Renee being unhatched
>>566089497>ashley threat
>>566089497>woman violence love act>violent coercion sexual better
>>566089607Isn't it literally color-coded to be Ashley Andrew Rape though?
>>566089607I wish cute men were real.
>>566089497>History point(s to) evidence Nemlei retardedYeah, it's spam. Delete it at once.
>>566089497>sibling marriageLET'S FUCKING GO
>>566089497>schizoingAnon it's called an argument, we don't HAVE to use nu-speak for everything.
>>566090263It will be done.
I SWEAR these things were big in the Summer of '98.
>>566090659Summer time is approaching. Might be time for them to make a comeback.
>>566091785It's funny how the other 4 girls here or a lot of other sister characters Ashley is grouped with, are so fraudulent with actually doing incest or are just headcanon shipping. You really do need to rely on visual novels to get the real kind of incest.
chubby bunny
>>566093319>chubbySo we're just fucking lying now
>>566093319diet>>566094995dier
>>566093319How is this chubby
You think Ashley can sing?
It should be a crime for women to tie their hair up
so is Renee an actual janny
>>566100319I thought she was a cashier?
>>566100319>>566100716She does grunt work at a nice hotel. Cleaning, reception, laundry, etc.
Total nice girl loveHug nice girls, kiss nice girls, date nice girls, love nice girls, treasure nice girls, cuddle nice girls, romance nice girls, marry nice girls, start a family with nice girls
>>566100319>Renee works as a maid at a hotel>Ashley in episode 1, tries to clean up the apartmentBravo Nemlei
I don't want Ashley. I want Renee!
We know, and you can't help but make it the general's problem.
>>566101958Þiubros...
>>566100319Those bills didn't pay themeselves.
>>566073919>>566074370I want to thank the Anon who came up with tracking your sister's period because this has genuinely improved my relationship with my sister. I know roughly when she's on the rag each month and as a result I know when she's most agreeable. It is remarkable how much more reasonable women are when they're ovulating.
>>566094995Someone posted an image here about two months ago, it was a bumper sticker saying "I cheat with fat emo bitches". Anyone still have it?
>>566100319
>>566108820That's pretty creepy ngl
>>566111645He's just being a good brother making sure not to bother his sister at the wrong time!
Happy Friday, /calg/
>>566111734Even Ashley thinks Andrew is violating boundaries by doing that lol, Anon's sister might ask for a restraining order.
>>566112202What is the crime? Basic addition and remembering a date?
I'm so fucking tired...
thoughts?
>>566113175zamn
Beat r*nee to death with a frying pan.
>>566113175Daily creampies
>>566113483YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK
>>566091919>parrkide
>>566091919When does the extortion happen?
>The most wholesome Renee and Ashley interaction
>>566116829Now. Buy DLC or you don't get an ending.
Stop posting so many images, we'll hit the image limit before the halfway point of the thread st this rate.
>>566118606If you're that one Aussie Kraut, at the end the day you're a Germanic man who gets to participate in a þing and terrify foreigners through all our most common verbs being irregular; you've nothing lost through Anglicisation.
>>566118606Niggas after playing HOI4 once
>>566112183But Fridayley, that's days away...
I hope Burial is going to show us Ashley's masturbatory shame and explore just how fucked up her sexual repression is. She comes off as a reformed pervert
Angry AirBadsketballCircle of SinDreaded JenkemEvil EffluvianFuming FartGaseous ClayHateful HeliumInsidious IntangibleJenkis KhanKiller CarouselLoathsome LoopMalicious MiasmaNo-good no-nameOdious OrbPungent PunctuationQuibbling QueefRueful RotunditySinister SphereTerrible TootUnkind UmberVicious VaporWrathful WhippitXball-three-shittyYoked YuckZiplock Prisoner
>>566090659You know what else was big in the Summer of '98? Raping your drunk brother!
>>566098131Who is she rap battling?
>>566111645I was gonna say "Oh c'mon I bet women do the same thing!" but it got me thinking, do women track your daily man cycle of horny? Is there even a thing like that? Where does the boyvulation and boyriod start and end?
>>566125024>Who is she rap battling?
>>566125139MC Ashley will absolutely obliterate Niggas Unknown, these fakes don't know who they up against.
>>566125321Today I will remind themhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/509224480/#509267247
>>566125386>all night, tired, trying to duck my rhyme spits,>gassing hoes out like I'm motherfucking AuschwitzFucking hell>caPPing MoThaFuCkERS LiKe MY bRokeN ShiFt KeY.Fucking lmao
When will he have an official /calg/ rap battle?
When anons stop adding an 'e'
>>566125942>Whn anons stop adding an ''What on arth would not adding an '' to words do to hlp anyon?
So they start saying rap instead of rape. We can't have a rape battle. It would be inhumane and I would win.
>>566126117>It would be inhumane and I would win.It's funny that you think that when Coffin is about Hitler's strongest rapist claiming what is rightfully hers (brocock, or "brock")
>>566125386>Paper? You ain't got none. Bitches? You got maybe one. Crazy, cuz she's stuck with you,>'Drew, because I've pulled your card, "Joker" it says, clown fag with the pant sag think's he's hard.>Jester, cuz I'm the king, in my court make sport have you dance and sing. Got jokes, but can't take a hit,>I be sending you dreams cuz your reality ain't shitHoly shit lol
>>566126602I saw that
>>566125884>Stupid motherfucker simps for Andrew without basis>When I'm done with this diss he won't be the only rapist>He thinks sisterbeating is so moral and profound>But every post he makes proves his skin is just brown
I also saw it but I didn't want to draw attention to it because i'm a good person.
>>566126724One should draw attention to it, because accusing people of "simping" for the main characters of the story the general about is insane.
>>566126683>Listen here bitch, you argue like a foid>This the dumbest psychology since Freud>If you wanna call it rape how about you take a walk>Cause she coulda just said no to the cock
>>566126941Sigmund Foid
>>566126683...Yeah nevermind maybe we shouldn't have rap battles.
>>566126941>How to say no if he beats her everyday?>Hating women this much is kinda gay>Andrew is a sicko and you best not deny it>Otherwise you'll start bitching about Nemlei "rewritin"
>Lil nigga STILL salty about being called a foid>Brings it to the new threadYou are NOT beating the allegations "bro"
>>566127698I'm just dramatizing the last thread ;_;
>>566126990KEK
>>566127068Ashley's face when Andrew showed her his mixtape
>>566128145*mixrape
Nemlei WILL reveal Andrew and Ashley's music tastes and we WILL be happy.
>Andrew you need to see a therapist!>Therapist in question
What did Renee even do for a living
>>566128406Clearly not prostitution because she could've lifted the house out of poverty with those youthful dicksucking MILF lips
I hope Ashley gets to kick Andrew in the balls in Burial Questionable
>>566128524She loved her husband too much to whore herself out
Would Ashley still love Andrew if he became fat?
>>566128776And yet she cooked for the neighbors, what a whore!
>>566090659I want to lick that popsiscle
>>566128806Yeah because she doesn't like him for his looks, but she wouldn't like it either because you also need some visual appeal to you no matter the person and fat doesn't get you that as a man usually.
>>566128776I don't know man. She seemed pretty desperate after Doug got fired.
>>566128806Would Andrew still love Ashley if she became fat?
I want Ashley to sniff Andrew's musky cock!
Aussie hours are so fucking grim. I've noticed that that's when a lot of the /pol/shit is posted
>>566138432*Anglo-Saxon-Jute civilisation
>>566093319About an hour before seeing this post, I randomly recalled the video of those two hyper-obese American sisters stuffing their mouths with marshmallows in the chubby bunny challenge, which is the only context of the phrase I'm familiar with. I first saw the vid like 8-10 years ago and for some reason it just popped into my head today. Then I see this post. What a coincidence.For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA&t=198
>>566134096Who doesn't like a bit of sischub?
Hussies
Sizeable sister shanksBig bottomed brothers
Massive mother mammariesProfoundly penised papas
Why did Nemlei have to debunk the Nemleiverse?
>>566139219Ayooo, Andreas! Fuck you doin comin home at 5am nigga? You goin behind my back fuckin that cracka Julia again? We gettin to the bottom o dis. Now you finna drop those boxers and let me smell yo dick
>>566145206>But Leleequa, I don't want to...
>>566139219Andrew sure is a brotha
>>566143740Andrew should slap her ass like bongos
>>566139219>Leleequa be my sista fr fr... ion play bout her
>>566118359Sorry for image dumping as of late, I've been clearing out my downloads folder and uploading notable images along the way. I've just now got to the letter b and have deleted 49,715 files so far
>2D indie visual novel>nonexistent hardware requirements>pic related are official joycon coloursI don't care how onions this sounds, if I can stave off killing myself long enough to see a complete TCoAaL, I NEED an official physical Switch release. Nintendo is Japanese through-and-through, they won't give a fuck about fictional adult characters doing incest.
>>566150240For me, it's a PSX port.
>>566150240How do RPG Maker games even end up on consoles? I thought it only exported to PCs
https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2052391356895838704/photo/1
>>566144223What would Ashley upload on her YouTube channel?
>>566156682Tard screaming at people bullying her for her OCs
Post Đulian
>>566139219>rapes sister at 12 years old
I had a theory a while back that the vision of Andrew doing fiki fiki with his imouto wasn't actually a vision, but Ashley witnessing Andrew having an ordinary dream. Essentially, I argued that Andrew had the hv dream in the Sane route as well, which is why he excused himself from the room before Ashley woke up; Ashley picking the left door in the dreamworld simply allowed her to view the dreams of the person on the left side of the bed. Plus, I believe even as of 3A that the hv CG's are the only ones in the whole game with a dark border.However, 3A confirmed that Andrew is able to use Ashley's trinket, and that they can both use it together, which more or less debunks my theory lol. I still wonder what the dark borders are about though.
>>566156682
>>566161552>a while backAnon, that was centuries ago. Also you called it fiki fiki then too kek.>still wonder what the dark borders are about though.It's for the edge. As in being le edgy incest dram.
>>566161552>trinket doesn't show a real vision >??? still charges them for it
>>566162368That's literally antisemitic anon do better
>>566162368nO ReFunDS
>>566162028There was no edge for actual fiki fiki though
>>566162617>question mark manThat makes much more sense than my "three question marks"...
>>566162726Yes but that wasn't a dram. If it was a dram like anon said it was a dram, then it would get the cool dram edges for the edge (for the edgy insence dram).
>>566162617That gif either makes him look like he's tweaking on some drugs or clapping his back cheeks whilst facing us.
>>566163089Need video of ??? twerking so bad right now
>>566163306??? and Ashley, naked and covered in oil, who's winning the twerk off?
>>566162368more like, (((???)))
??? is a good noodle and I will not tolerate slander against him.
>>566162604>>566162617>>566164129LaSt I cHeCKed yOu DoN't dO MUcH dReAMwAlkiNg WitHoUt mY ShiT, sO PaY uP BitCH, TriPLe Q DoN'T pLaY.
>>566161694Quite the sisters on this sister
>>566170446When I become emperor I'm creating a national task force that will genetically modify people to produce women with a minimum bust size of D for maximum brothercomforting potential.
>>566170667>minimum bust size of DThat's absurd. My sister is a 34B and her breasts are decently sized
>>566171520I'm afraid you're not thinking big. Perhaps I'll consider an opt-in program, for families that know their son is going to grow up as a weirdo who likes small breasts.
>>566134096Andrew loves her personality
>>566170667Justice for flat sisters.
>>566173710I stay on topic and have never had trouble with the mods. You should try it some time
Coffin isn't an incest game, it's a family game, like fast and furious.
>>566176402It’s about a brother and a sister…
>GUYS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I HAVE TO POST IT IN /CALG/, EVEN THOUGH I CAN NAME TWO OTHER PLACES IT BELONGS
>>566178975Still not a term that's going to catch on.
>>566178956>WHY WON'T ANONS JUST OBEY ME!!!!!Because you're nothing and no one, shut the fuck up.
>>566178975Updates about your sister are not off-topic in the sister game thread
>>566179159>whines about getting janny'd>tells other people they're nothinghilarious. Maybe try talking about the game instead of seething.
>>566179069That term is older than you, faggot. Now spend the rest of day clicking that report button and praying something happens.
/his/fags prove why they're targeted
>>566179846This. Chud meltdown is in progress
>>566179846But /his/tory shows that incest is wincest Just look at the Ptolemies.
>>566179846>>566180136>Post something>Instantly reply to agree with himselfDeep breathe, buddy, you'll survive /calg/ mocking your mental illness.
>>566180427>Deep breatheNigga made a typo through the tears, I'm crine fr
>>566180427nice engrish
I don’t want to talk about history. I want to talk about HER STORY
>Reportfag spams to pat himself on the back after people got bored of bullying him>Thread goes dead silent because nobody want to interact with himLol. Lmao.
>>566182245>Nemlei is a cat>Sisters are catsThere is no such thing as coincidence.
>>566182245PREACH, sister!
>>566182334My little sister is like a cat in that she only interacts with me when she wants something (smooches or snacks, usually)
>>566182283
>>566182502I wouldn't bother interacting with him desu
>>566182490My little sister is like a car in that her room is always a fucking mess and I want to throw her at a wall
>>566182502Of course the reportfag is a haggot.
An anon called this image "heteroslop", I think that's stupid but I cant help but think about that statement whenever I post this image.
>>566182557Here's the (you) you keep being forced to give to yourself, you can stop now.
>>566182867The homosexual are mentally ill at a terminal level
>>566182760Again not the guy
>>566183060Dude stop fucking responding to him, he's only going to leave if he gets bored.
>>566183109I can’t. He’s me.
>>566183109I wonder when you'll learn that you're the problem.>>566183060And I'm not the guy you were crying at, it's still funny to point out every time there's a shitstorm in the thread, it's because of a haggot and that weirdo that keep trying to tell anons who to respond to or not like we're not always the same few regulars that never leave this place anyway.I bet the same dude convinced I'm some boogeyman was agreeing with me on Ashley not being asexual a few weeks ago.
>>566182625Lmao that’s how you know who really has a sister. Yeah me and mine are in love but I still want to punt her midget ass across the room sometimes the way she acts
>>566183378…I was agreeing with you that Ashley wasn’t asexual a couple weeks ago…
>>566183378>reportfagI don't think you're a "boogeyman" I think you're a mentally faggot who goes into histrionics because the thing HE wanted to talk about, which has nothing to do with the game, caught a stray from the jannies and instead of whining to them (they won't listen) he takes it out on the rest of the thread. Hold on, let me tell the guy to stop reporting your gay posts, he'll definitely listen to me, especially after seeing how fucking asshurt it made you, which I'm sure he feels VERY bad about.
I print out every single post that doesn't talk about how cute Ashley is and I hand deliver them to Hiromoot who pats me on the head and lets me know he'll be banning those posters.
>>566183667>I don't think you're a boogeyman, I think you're a boogeymanThe lack of self awareness is insane, I'm not the dude who's post got deleted or who even started this entire discussion, I'm just mocking you because being a reporfag is lame and defending reporfagging is even lamer.You're just making the thread worse by pissing off and frustrating anons who aren't gonna leave cause they're the same regulars you've been talking to since chapter 1 came out.
It’d be really funny if there was no reportfag
>>566183960Nigga I haven't bothered reporting posts since the days of chapter 2 when we had a faggot talking about hyper cock shota porn and transformers being able to go at it for hours with zero intervention from the staff. For someone making a stink about people thinking there's a bogeyman, you seem to be very angry about "the reportfag."
>>566184121I know we used to have a janny that lurked here on occasion.
>>566184175>Nigga I haven't bothered reporting postsNotice the 'and defending reporfagging', which you're doing right now?
>>566184331>defendingI'm not defending it, but if someone's reporting posts just to annoy you, at least they're doing it in the background quietly as opposed to fucking crying like a massive baby bitch for hours.
>>566184417>I'm not defending it>Proceed to defend it>Continue the boogeyman nonsenseGetting madder won't make you less retarded, man. Don't wonder why you get even more people making you mad as time goes on if you keep acting like that.
>>566182625>like a car
>>566184175>a faggot talking about hyper cock shota porn and transformers being able to go at it for hoursBased, we should invite him back. Andrew's PP is canonically big after all.
>>566185018Sisters are like cars. You can put gasoline in them
>>566185018Sisters are like cars. You go inside of them.
Ashley becomes a transformer and literally identifies as an attack helicopter
>>566185018Why is Ashley distraught at the sight of Andrew's economic yet tasteful Honda civic?
>>566187071She crashed it.
>>566187071He’s getting some cussy instead of her
>>566185018Sisters are like cars. If it has a stick, nobody will want to take it for a ride.
I know there are tar souls and grime souls, but what are the normal ones called? Do they have a name?
>>566187274Souls.
>>566187274souls
>>566187243Don't all cars have sticks?
>>566187243>nobodySpeak for yourself
>>566187445If only all sisters
I'll just leave this here. Remember to come back and fill it out after Burial releases.
>>566187445No.
>>566188240
>>566185018Sisters are like cars. You can ride them
>thousand new posts since last time I checked the thread NEVER a good sign. Just so you know, I didn't read any of that and you suckers just talked all that much for nothing!
>>566153794
>>566185018Sisters are like cars. Misspelling of "cats"
>>566185018Is homework anon still around? That pic was made after his sister totalled his car and he was so fucking pissed about it. He was on good speaking terms the last time I heard of him. I hope they're still doing okay, I wish good fraterno-sororial relations with all anons here.
Sisters are like caps, you can spend them on goods and servicesI don't have a /calg/ related Fallout image
>>566190487Sisters are like caps because you bust one in em
>>566190392>Is homework anon still around?Yeah, I'm always here. I haven't posted much since the April devlog since talking about the update took up most of my time. >I hope they're still doing okayThanks, we are. Things honestly got pretty bad around April to the point that I was seriously considering that she might need medication. But she's gotten a lot better since then due to several life changes. Explaining it all would be a bit longer and more personal than I'd like, but she seems a lot happier now and we're getting along pretty well. I'll get back to posting cute sister stories soon
>>566190487
Where's dishes/soda anon?
>>566192705Isn't ranger Andy black though?
>>566192923It's okay, Andrew Graves is spiritually black so it all evens out
>>566193076You really liked that joke of mine didn't you?
>>566187449Sorry, nobody but HUGE FAGGOTS like anon
>>566188240>friends with benefits>plural>homosexual "situationship"That girl is a H U S S Y. Even her brother is probably just another warm body.
>>566194432Yeah, you're a funny guy.
>>566195080Can't play a game without a joystick
>>566195443it's also the fakest and gayest shit ever
>>566195443I would be friends with benefits with my sister because she's hot enough for me to have sex with but I don't want to live with her
>>566195443So many such cases. We need to lock down our sisters before they can become hussies.>>566196658Your sister is just female you. If you find yourself hot, then you find your sister hot too.>>566196494Are you saying that person made up a story to get attention the internet? Surely no one does that
>>566195443Doesn’t matter had sexWith sister
>>566183416>This is how you know who really has a sisterYou know someone really has a sister when they don't completely fail the sibling breakfast question like you did.
>>566198089>If you find yourself hot, then you find your sister hot too.What if I hate my face but still want to fuck my sister?
How would Andrew tackle Liberty Island? Would he take the mini crossbow, the sniper rife, or GEP gun? Would he go in stealthy or guns blazing? How would he handle the security bot? Does he know enough about computers to disable/reprogram the security system? Would Paul be pissed at him after the mission or not? Would Ashley abuse his info link, whining about being bored?
>>566200661>Would Ashley abuse his info linkNo idea what most of that post means, but this part made me erect
>>566204569Phallic in nature
>>566204734Only you would see cute snuggle-souls and think of penii.
>>566204816Guilty as charged
>>566205270Unfortunately, homosexuality is legal.
>It's a long way to Mukumbura~>It's a long way to jawl~>It's a long way from your hometown~>But you can have yourselves a ball~>With your mukkas~>Goodbye Bulawayo~>Tot siens Cecil Square~>It's a long, long way to Mukumbura~>And we're going up there to stir~
>>566207050Common Smartley W
>>566206607Whendrew, Rhodesia is gone...
>buy a new hoodie>my sister says it's ugly>fast forward 2 months>she's taken it into her wardrobe and gets mad when I ask for it back
Typical sister behaviour
>>566209037>anon gets mad when his sister does something insanely cuteMany such cases. Better yourself.
>>566209037Nigga that's cute as fuck
I know a girl who's tough, but sweetShe’s so fine, she can't be beatShe’s got everything that I desireSets the summer sun on fireI want AshleyI want Ashley
>>566209037Maybe she negged your hoodie so she could have it
>>566207050She wouldn't sell Douglas down a river.
>>566115429Oi ‘ughie ya cunt, we got’ta get tha voirus befour Haglander gits the v1 bollocks innit
>>566213306I'm just wondering why she'd steal it if she thinks it's ugly
>>566216471Anon I’m saying what if she called it ugly to make you not want it so she could nab it
Ugly matters for stuff you wear outside. For indoors, comfy is more important.
Would you want 3B to come out before 4?
>>566218717Yellow-green eyed Jane and albino Friend B with black dyed hair
>>566218491I kinda do, yeah. It seems right that The True Ending™ comes last.
>>566219896Nemlei said that Burial and Decay are co-canonical and I don't doubt that Burial will get an at least mildly happy ending.
>>566220393I'm sure it will, but it probably won't be the "married with kids" ending, thus it is inferior to 4A. Nemlei herself revealed this to me during an acid trip.
I hope in whatever ending proves happiest for Ashley, that she hones her drawing skills and gives us a truly beautiful ending card.
What are you guys expecting for the beginning of next month?>One week into May
>>566221503Nothing.
>>566221503We're gonna get Julia's last name
>>566223927Julia Naves
>>566224119Cute
>>566224119I'm mad their event still hasn't fired for me in CK3.
>49 faggots and 1 dune coon~>Rig the SIG, pop the Glock and shoot for the moon~>Sandniggers pulling triggers yeah it's something to see~>They may be ignorant savages, but they're working for me~
What aesthetic do you think canon Jane will have?Frumpy?Bitchy?Alt Christian?
Whatever this is
>>566225058
>>566224643Ashley what the fuck are you listening to!?
>sook>noun >Australian EnglishEnough said, frankly
>>566226102Don't talk shit about our Greatest Ally
>>566226386But I would never badmouth the people of Israel
mood rn
>>566226429I meant ours, not (((theirs)))
>>566224643Those were better days...
>>566225608>he doesn't know
>>566224643based
I delete my own posts and then complain about reportfags.
>>566227246
I report my own posts then complain about deletefags
>>566227525>he deleted itKEEEEEEEEK
I am going to bed. Post fanart in which the characters have big butts so I can use it for my morning fap
>>566226774>>566226936>>566227103Okay but for real what is that from?
I also only report off-topic posts when I think the person who wrote it is mentally unstable enough, and I never participate in the argument because it's funnier to watch when they are.
>>566227730https://odysee.com/@forbiddencontent:c/moonman49faggots:9
>>566227540Damn, that looks pretty good. How did you match the font so well? Whenever I make edits like that, I have to kinda guess at the font.
>go to check archive to see deleted postsCan't you niggas just behave?
>>566227926Sorry but its funny to watch someone accuse like three other people of being me.
>>566227825
>>566224854Cute
>>566227813>>566228092I don't like how you're implying that you're other people. You're both me. I am the ONLY person in this general, and I spend ALL DAY replying to myself. I better not catch any of me making these kind of posts ever again
>>566225509The rape arguments are on-topic because the entire point of Andrew's character is ignoring or rationalising his wrongdoings to such an extent that teenage girls (and evidently some grown men) fall for his bullshit; we are trying to diagnose what it is Andrew has done in the actual game. Comparatively, crying about how Victoria 2 made you a patriotic German despite being a Queenslander is not remotely on-topic.
>>566228821Lolfoid
>>566228691>not the meat dressDROPPED
>>566228821>deletedHe's so fucking raped
>>566228691Where in the World is Carmen Sandevlogo
>>566227825Cringe but I still laughed, thanks anon
Nemlei can we get a CG of Ashley kicking Andrew in the balls
>>566227837https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/671498.Death_of_a_HussyNo edits
>>566230118
>>566218717What would Andrew and Ashley do if their kids ended up having the same personalities as their parents?
>>566229179>Being raped is when I click report 50 billion times on a post in a rageCope
>>566232091Based
>>566232091That's a funny pseudonym for Ashley
Oshiete ageru.Andy-kun shiranai koto, dekinai kotoWatashi no zembu, oshiete ageru
>>566235191Holy SHIT look at the sisters on that sister!
>>566224471man good luck with that, it's super RNG dependent so you're just gonna have to keep spamming the camp revelry activity to get a chance. I just did a debug test on a new character and it took 8 firings of that specific event just to get siblings and they're two incestuous brothers that killed their parents (which is also rng).
>>566235389Fuck, you need SPECIFICALLY the camp revelry activity? I thought it was just traveling around.What a pain, it's such a useless activity.
>>566235647yep, it's an event only for that activity
>>566224672We’ve already seen her. She’s the only character more uninteresting than her sister, and that’s why you don’t remember that she was already a fully sprited out character with dialogue.
>>566235191SPEAK AMERICAN, GODDAMNIT!!
>>566236043There is—dear anon—a better explanation for why he doesn't remember.
>>566235737Oh well, thanks for the info, anon.>>566236043NTA but where? I don't remember.
>>566236634i genuinely cannot understand what this slack-jawed monkey is saying...
https://x.com/i/status/2052630206662504476
Cowley
What do you think about platonic incest
>>566240790What's considered plutonic incest? Stuff like pic related?
>>566240905Oxymoron.
>>566241063What if something is plutonic and incestous at the same time though?
>>566240905>>566241280you spelt it wrong twice
>>566241487
>>566241680It seems like he bunnycleaved a little too hard
>>566230118I concur. Can there be a scene also where Ashley kicks us, the player, in the balls?
>>566241781Ashley is big...
>>566240665>MRS. COWLEY>WHAT WENT ON IN YOUR HEAD>OH, MRS. COWLEY>DID YOU TALK WITH THE DEAD?
Can we get a CG of balls kicking Ashley in the Andrew?
>>566240905>plutonic incestWhen handling sissile material such as Imoutonium it's important to note that you must not raise its criticute-ality too high, otherwise it'll get way too hot and you'll suffer a cute leydiation poisisoning
>>566242842>Mrs Charming, do you think that you're pure?>Mrs Alarming, in nocturnal rapport ...huh, maybe it is about Ashley after all
>>566241063No it isn't. Why can't you platonically be in love and innocently start a family? Isn't that what best friends are for?
>>566240665Ol McDouglas had a farm
>>566240665>>566243747I'll take a bbq bacon sisterburger please
>>566244053Rockin’ you want our sister-size fries with that?
>>566244281I need a straberry vanilla milkshake too.
>>566240665
>>566192235>I'll get back to posting cute sister stories soonYou better! You're the only sisterfag here that has a sister that isn't a hag (20+)
>>566245006My sister is NOT a hag, she is a precious cinnamon bun.
>>566209037Rape
>>566244281>>566244281We also have for a limited time a Leyley Milkshake with character topper while supplies last
>>566237592C'mon Mrs Graves your malnourished children are NOT that heavy
>>566240905Washing your sister's hair is the most platetectonics incest or whatever fuck ever. There's something really sexual and also completely nonsexual about it. It's like a husband and wife activity.
>>566245060If your sister is older than 10, you're chasing a cougar. Sorry to tell you, it's too late. It's over and done with. It's OVER.
Honestly Renee is too young. How the fuck is she only 32?
>>566245714Hag status isn't reached until a woman's early forties in many cases. My sister is 27 and she looks better than ever (not being fat for the first time since she hit puberty may have contributed to this)
>>566245843She's 37. She had Andrew (22) at 15 and Ashley (20) at 17.
>>566192235>>566190392I love how he's called homework Anon now kek. Don't ask how he got the name
https://x.com/goon_lass/status/2052122200455696600
I LOVE ON-MODEL TUSHLEY
>>566247556Two fistfuls of sistush
>>566247929That sistush needs a fistful if you catch my drift
>>566248727No, please explain.
>>566232215Hey now, I'm not into CBT. I just hate Andrew and want him to physically suffer.
So we've got what, 3 endings where Andrew kills himself? And her with him? Has he ever thought to stop being such an enormous fag?
>>566251372Have you?
>>566251557No >_<
June devlog?
>>566255230Jane devlog.
Andrew has strong pretentious wine drinker energy
>>566257260I want to shove Andrew into a locker
Does Andrew actually feel guilt for Nina?
>>566260930It's probably the one thing he feels genuine remorse for
>>566232091Oh, I thought it was an edit of Death of a Salesman
>>566245006>You're the only sisterfag here that has a sister that isn't a hagDAAAAAAAAAAMN y'all uncs frfr>>566260930He definitely does. I think Andrew treats Nina's killing as something of a watershed moment. That was the moment in which it became impossible for him to live a normal life, that was the moment he became Leyley's doormat (again, in Andrew's mind). Andrew probably thinks that if Nina was still alive, he'd have gotten that scholarship and gone to a college far away.
Incestchuds, our response?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q4VQ1MQXpjc
>>566265139fake n gay
>>566260930Yes, because he never wanted to kill her. For his other kills he does have some lame excuses to feel less guilty about it.
>>566260930It was an honest mistake and his first run-in with human death. It had a pretty notable impact on his psyche though I'd argue much of that came from the sudden shock that this was a result of his actions, what he was capable of, that it was probably worse than anything Leyley would ever do, and followed by mishandling of the situation with Leyley though that's not really his fault in the stressful situation as a child.
>>566260930No, it only bothers Andrew because it destroyed his fantasy of being normal. He doesn't want to be someone capable of this, but alas he is. Notice how he never showed any empathy to Nina at all when he saw her corpse, only worrying about going to prison
>>566247556Sisters are spiders
I keep randomly encountering strange political twitter accounts that use coffin imagery, i can't tell how many of these people actually played the game.
>>566265139I posted a comment on a yt video about how positive traits are just as likely to surface and it got a like from the video’s creator so that was nice
>>566273726Throwback to when Renee made it onto spanish TV.
>>566273726Who's the chud-looking guy next to her?
>>566273726>i can't tell how many of these people actually played the game./pol/niggers never actually play games. They just wait for someone to tell them if it's [positive buzzword] or [negative buzzword]
>>566274001I don't want to venture too much into /pol/ territory but this whole thing is pretty bemusing.non of the characters in coffin have any real ideologies, using them to advertise or support your fringe beliefs just seems odd and pointless.
>>566275553>non of the characters in coffin have any real ideologies, using them to advertise or support your fringe beliefs just seems odd and pointless.This. Idk why people feel like video game characters NEED to share an ideology with them. None of the Graves give a fuck about politics. But like I said, /pol/fags don't play games, they just look for validation in them then shit up threads with their nonsense. Still, I would kiss NazBol Julia a lot
Pondering my Jorb
>>566276049Why did Ashley think that was a good idea
>>566280352She's stupid and a bitch, that's why.
Need to see Ashley get knotted
>>566280352>Eating human make Ashley strong
>>566275553>>566275820Agreed. But I do find this shit hilariously stupid. These characters are really as apolitical as you can get, and the game itself has borderline no message to it other than 'bad parenting is bad!' or 'codependency can be bad!' Also, besides Julia, I wouldn't want my ideology associated with murderous cannibals or people who sell out their kids for money- but again this is funny as fuck so I don't mind at all.
>>566282870Gotta remember that Julia is a Christian
>>566282372Another one of the funniest things to me about the game. Ashley is such a moron emotionally and intellectually- Andrew is arguably even dumber for being attracted to such a dumb person; or worse yet, getting outplayed by her routinely. They must of gotten it from their parents, Douglas seems really dim for being so unhappy with his own life decisions that he made and not just doing something else- and their mom straight up told them their new address after selling them out in beyond dimwitted fashion. The family really is hare-brained.
>>566283210Julia is such a lame character lol. She has no personality, just a good nice girl. We don't know her interests, She does nothing for herself. Her humour sucks, and in a few decades she'll be forgotten as another moe girl from the time while the main trio of the family probably get some infamy in niche circles.
>>566283726Hey. She listens to Band.
>>566240007Cute!
>>566273726I don't know what I hate more. The haggot tourists that only care about gooning to Renee or the people who use this game primarily for culture war bullshit.
>>566187071She only wants a ride from a Niisan
Julia haters are cringe.
>>566282870>These characters are really as apolitical as you can get, and the game itself has borderline no message to it
>>566290592Ashley is chudpilled, and Andrew is a redditor for politics because he has a coherent and rational worldview but has to pretend to be in-vogue.
Julia haters are BASED
Julia-agnostic are the most true to Nemlei's Vision™
>>566290765Andrew is an even bigger chud than Ashley but he pretends to be a liberal so he doesn't scare Julia
>>566291269He isn't worried about scaring Julia as much as scaring himself
>page 6
>>566293754Anon, page 1 to page 6 is like, ~1 minute.
>>566293862Hey baby I'll give you a page 6 later tonight
>>566294107>Hey baby*SHITS AGGRESIVELY*
No genuinely what the fuck is the black circle on the moon meant to be
>>566283726>just a good nice girlWhat more could you possibly want? Nice girls are wonderful. Men always say that all they want is a girl who is nice, but then when they have one suddenly that's not enough
>>566296596And why does ???'s house have a moon?
>>566296596There was a video analysis theorizing that it's supposed to represent Ashley getting impregnated by Andrew with the moon and black spot being an egg cell and the stars nearby representing sperm cells. The reason being Stars and Moons being associated with Ashley due to her bed's blanket
>>566297061The cloud the stars are coming from kinda look like balls
>>566297061>>566297279What if it's two big sperm cells running away from Andrew's true desires?
>>566296596I don't know, but the train tracks represent Julia getting a train run on her like the whore she is.
>>566296653No one wants a girl who is nice to them. The church boys might, but men want a woman who will challenge them, who will make them think twice, who may even outsmart them and who spikes their cortisol in unrehearsed scenarios. We want to go in adventures together and grow together; being nice to me isn't enough when you listen to Taylor Swift.
Generally speaking, how would you get to the point of giving your sister a creampie, consensually if possible?
>>566298861What does that even mean? If you think the world isn't shitty enough already and you need to invite some insufferable woman into your house so you can't relax there either that's a you problem.
>>566296596It could be a reference to the eye motif that pops up a lot in this game
>>566299550You have to have sex with her first
>>566297061>that it's supposed to represent Ashley getting impregnated by Andrew with the moon and black spot being an egg cell and the stars nearby representing sperm cells.that's the exact shit levels of theory about giygas design from earthbound being based around a fetus, and the whole final battle thingy being a metaphor for abortionthere's no way this single map drawing can be a metaphor for that either, it just can't
>>566299992>insufferable womanAu contraire, there is nothing more rewarding than finding out you were wrong; it's a reminder that the boundless gifts of learning will continue. And the only way you'll achieve this is by meeting a woman whom you'll mutually learn from and mutually improve.
>>566300921What's your interpretation then genius
>>566296596Is the structure in the middle supposed to be a tower or a tunnel?
>>566300921I mean I think it's different from Giygas because that's inferring a whole entirely new thing about Giygas, meanwhile the sperm egg cell interpretation is suplimentary to what's already apparent we know. Andrew is sexually attracted to his sister and wants to fuck her and Andrew can possibly accidentally get her pregnant in SnS.
>>566301164why are asking me in that tone? Im not even part of this argument, i just said that i dont think this single artistic error can represent something "deeper" and yet out of the line than that
>>566300921Off topic but the pic reminded me: according to statistics, hanging is the suicide method women are least likely to pick.
>he's a 10 but you find out he's your biological brother>idk like a 7white woman momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXeTNco_4Js
>>566303848>>he's a 10 but you find out he's your biological brother>>idk like a 7>white woman momentThank goodness my sister is white
>>566298861>No one wants a girl who is nice to themWe need to kill all men. We need to kill all men RIGHT NOW
>>566303472>according to statistics, hanging is the suicide method women are least likely to pick.in other words, biological women are less depressed than crossdressing genital mutilating men
bunshley
>>566307739snowbunshley
>>566281249Would your sister still love you if you turned into a werewolf?
>>566310745I don't know if I should be more afraid to say yes or no
>>566310745Barely disguised female fetish novel ass post
>>566310745Yes but she would probably be jealous. Like all autistic teenage girls she has a fursona.
>>566308473Just lost my shit at the idea of ashley getting increasingly frustrated with wigger!drew calling her a snow bunny
>>566310745Yeah, I think so. I honestly don't see why becoming a werewolf would make her love me any less.
>>566299550Test the waters to see if she has similar feelings or is open to the idea. If not, just stop.
>>566299550Why wouldn't she want a cream pie? Is she on a diet? Don't tempt her with desserts if she's trying to lose weight.
>>566312316>"The bestest big wolf brother ever!" (18+)A picture book by Ashley Graves.
>>566299550I'll give you a quick primer: if a woman wants to have sex with you, she would also like to dance in the nude so to speak. That's never the question, the question is always whether that desire outstrips the potential consequences.
>>566315539>she would also like to dance in the nude so to speakCan I get that in colloquial English, please?
>>566316231If she wants your dick in her then she'd rather have it without a shitty piece of latex preventing her brother's gooey goon platoon staging an a full-frontal assault on her baby barracks.
>>566316231>>566316545Anyone who'd have sex actually wants to have it raw, condoms are just something you use out of necessity.So what you do is make it so that condoms aren't necessary. Just get a vasectomy.
>>566316721>Just get a vasectomy.
>>566316721>Just get a vasectomy
>>566316545>>566316721Oh, ok. I thought you were saying that if your sister was comfortable being partially nude around you, she wanted to fuck>>566316764NTA but vasectomies are reversible. Plus, I know multiple 40+ year old fathers of 3 who got vasectomies. If I had kids, I'd get one too
>>566317075>NTA but vasectomies are reversibleFamous last words of someone rendered permanently infertile due to a botched procedure.
>>566246595Hey! He got the name because he would complain about his mom making him help out his sister about her homework in a very recognizable pattern. The hatefuck rape lines were only out of pure innocent brotherly blind rage and was just a fun fact and honestly, who doesn't feel rapey when a lady is too retarded? So my client dindu nuffin rong your Honour. Release my nigga.
>>566317217>permanently infertileIVF bro. A vasectomy isn't castration
>>566112202>Even Ashley thinks Andrew is violating boundaries by doing that lolAndrew is not tracking Ashley's period. She just mentioned it multiple times that day.First in the gas station where she needs to buy tampons (her period started again after starvation had stopped it), then later she draws the ritual with her tampon ("delightful lady days"). And then she takes a bath and asks Andrew to join in with her. He declines because of her period. Ashley has the memory of a goldfish, and so thinks he was keeping track of her cycle lol.
>>566273936I too like spreading the good word of delphism.
>>566317750So to get this straight, you'd rather have someone take a scalpel and tweezers to your testicles with potentially permanent consequences, and then should those consequences come to pass have someone proceed to fish around in your testicles some more hunting for sperm cells to inject directly into her eggs instead of just... cumming inside if you two want a baby or wearing a condom if you don't?
>>566275820>None of the Graves give a fuck about politicsIn the GOOD, HAPPY and CANON ending and after the Epilogue™, the siblings will take over Coffinland with a coup d'état and start the Graves empire with their demonic incestuous dynasty. Nemlei told me.
>>566317680>The hatefuck rape lines were only out of pure innocent brotherly blind rage and was just a fun fact and honestly, who doesn't feel rapey when a lady is too retarded?THANK YOU. I always knew that history would absolve me. Frankly, I don't believe anyone who says they have a sister if they think it's crazy to have felt that. Sisters have a way of pissing you the fuck off that strikes such a deep chord that the whole body reacts. You're not a real human bean if you've never gotten so mad at a woman it made your cock hard
>>566296820Design choice and it looks cool
>>566317972>you'd rather have someone take a scalpel and tweezers to your testicles with potentially permanent consequences, and then should those consequences come to pass have someone proceed to fish around in your testicles some more hunting for sperm cells to inject directly into her eggsThat's good rhetoric, but you're more likely to get hit by a car than you are to have a botched vasectomy (at least, in America). So yeah, I'd much rather have a vasectomy and cum inside my sister than use a condom, because the chances of a vasectomy going wrong are minuscule and I'm not a scaredy-cat bitch. Ideally, I think I'd rather have her get an IUD, but I haven't checked how expensive or easy that is relative to a vasectomy. >inb4 just have a babyLol, lmao, don't start with me. I don't want kids and I certainly don't want a surprise baby with my sister.
>>566296653>"I'm one of the nice girls"Okay incellia
>>566303472Well duh, that would kill them!
>>566304589/calg/ is a patriarchal general woman anon (womanon, if you will). It stands for>Can>A>Lady>Gust shut the fuck up
>>566310745Based on what I hear about women, she might love me much more.
>>566318617>That's good rhetoric, but you're more likely to get hit by a car than you are to have a botched vasectomyI know one funny trick that virtually eliminates the risk of either of these things happening. I just take my chances on the gamble because I'm financially solvent enough to support a child, she's perfectly fine with it, and frankly it's really not a huge risk of pregnancy even when you're deliberately trying to stuff a couple of nephbabies into her. Getting surgery instead of just using basic contraceptive items like a condom is like using a sledgehammer to kill a housefly, and I fucking *hate* condoms.
>>566317751Andrew here. I do track Ashley's periods. Sorry to break it to you.
>>566318164>gotten so mad at a woman it made your cock hardTrue. Women arouse me the most when they're a bit of a nuisance and I'm not going to pretend like that's not the case.
>>566318617>I don't want kids and I certainly don't want a surprise baby with my sister.fag
>>566318164>>566319803Do you even love your woman if you don't genuinely fucking hate her?
>>566317680How is there no Lawyerdrew edit already?>inb4 be the change-Fuck you fine I'll make one tomorrow
>>566298861No. STFU abusive foid
>>566299550What even is a cream pie? What sort of cream is used in a pie?
>>566150240>if I can stave off killing myself long enough to see a complete TCoAaL,Same thought here. I will probably not even see Burial, let alone the complete game.
This is what it's like to see an item on the map that you just know you have to get at some point
https://x.com/i/status/2052868062341214471
modestley REALLY gets me going.
Girls with awesome fat tits can never be modest, regardless of outfit, such is life for those with inherently lewd bodies.
the one in question pads her bra, so your point is invalid in this situation.
>>566332307That's partially true, there's still jackets and bulky hoodies (imperfect).>>566332702ebin bait amigo
>>566327730
>>566327730I want to cum inside Andrew's sister.
>>566337036Imagine being such a loser you get stood up by that weird girl with the black hair who bit Rebecca that one time in middle school.
>>566326060one of those drinks has pee on itcan you find which one?
>>566150240>I NEED an official physical Switch release.i saw someone porting tcoaal to DS on xitter but i cant remember who
>>566156682https://youtu.be/FMiIR35cSRc
post more teenshley!!!
>>566337702Eric...
>>566342683Andrew doesn’t fucking deserve it. I like to think he’s more replaceable than that
>>566273726You can actually find this tranny on Steam. Guess his nationality, totally not a thirdie.
>>566274001Throwback to when both Andrew AND Ashley made it onto Brazilian TV.
She has her teeth on my heart.
>>566228821>The rape arguments are on-topic because the entire point of Andrew's character is ignoring or rationalising his wrongdoings to such an extent that teenage girls (and evidently some grown men) fall for his bullshit; we are trying to diagnose what it is Andrew has done in the actual gameIt may have been at first, but it dissolved into a pooslinger and anons just insulting each other over the technical definition of rape.>>566228821>Comparatively, crying about how Victoria 2 made you a patriotic German despite being a Queenslander is not remotely on-topic.Victoria 2 was completely unrelated. Ethnicity exists independent of birthplace as it is inherited. For example, Jews remained distinctly Jewish and as a different peoples despite living in different parts of Europe for centuries or how a person born to Scottish parents is still distinctly Scottish regardless of whether he was born and grewup in Sub-Saharan Africa or East Asia.
>>566350113>ausfailian boong larping as anglolol, lmao
>>566302449>why are asking me in that tone?I hoped that making you defensive would spike your cortisol and make you provide a cunning answer
>>566313478When are you impregnating her
https://x.com/ExspiravitBag/status/2052875981006762064Sceneley!
>>566347356How do you have 116 hours on Coffin but only 16/20 achievements?
>>566302449>artistic errorHow would a big circle on the moon be anything but deliberate?
>>566301767A tower. I wanna know what that mural above the entrance is meant to be
>>566340124Was it just a box mockup or did they have an actual game being programmed?
>>566356397>did they have an actual game being programmed?yes. but again, i couldnt remember who it wasbut he surely made the DS port version
>>566354192Why would I go out of my way to LARP as a European if I was a fob? If I was a fob I would just be a fob nationalist instead, why the fuck would a fob even know about the stuff that I do if they were larping and it nothing to do with that heritage?
>>566358464*if I were
>>566358631I've posted my hand on /calg/ before anyways, that should be all the proof required. Not to mention the photo of my sister who clearly isn't a fob.
>>566359013I don't understand you, Anon. You have a hot older sister, you live in God's land Queensland, you have everything anyone could ever want yet instead of being grateful, you take to /calg/ to argue about German nationalism
This shit again. Have you tried simply killing yourself? You won’t feel so much then
>>566358464Lmao boong
Do you think Andrew listens to Hall & Oates?
>>566361246My sister does this (the picture, not listening to hall and oats)
My uncle works at Nemlei and he told me Ashley will be personally forgiven by Jesus himself in 4B
>>566362392Andrew too!
>>566359204>You have a hot older sister*younger>you take to /calg/ to argue about German nationalismI'll drop the subject and refrain from bringing it up again, however the lack of nationalism why the West is steadily declining (or is one of the major factors in play).
If sisters are cats, you must give them cheezburger.
>>566361456That's a common sister trait isn't it? I saw it in the wild.
>>566364294Kind of telling that in the end, Ashley could not actually go through with killing Andrew, but Andrew could totally go through with killing Ashley.
>>566367724But Andrew's murder was just extended suicide.
>>566367724It's such a wonderful expression of their codependency and the way they complement each other. Andrew hates his life and doesn't care for anyone else's but Ashley, if Douglas didn't exist he'd have a fair claim to being the character with the weakest will to live despite theoretically being able to thrive in the real world. Meanwhile Ashley is enthusiastic about life and imo her will to exist contributes to the power of her soul in the demon realm, even as she's completely detached from basic survival.
>>566367724I fucking hate it so much that Andrew tried to guilt trip Ashley for not having an answer to the question "What do you love about me?". He tried to twist that as her being unappreciative, rather than him being unlikeable.
>>566368332She's all about "But I love youuu" and then doesn't treat him like that, because her "love" is that of loving a doll, not a person. Then it's understandable that he is pissed. The issue being that he also loves her, but tries to change her in a way that's contractionary to his feelings.
>>566368675>because her "love" is that of loving a doll, not a person. Then it's understandable that he is pissedNo, Andrew just hates that she interrogates him when he's being demonstrably unreliable. Andrew tried to kill her, but he can't understand why she imprisoned him. Andrew ran away, but he can't understand why she's scared of him leaving. Andrew ran away to go fuck someone else after trying to kill her, then lied about it, yet he doesn't understand why she isn't grovelling at his feet for merely returning. He expects her to have no self-respect and to trust that symbolic gestures from this flip-flopping fuck are permanent commitments. Andrew is a fucking dumbass and I hate him.
>>566363572The office at Nemlei told my dad that the reason Andrew is nervous in this picture is because the next frame he gets zapped to hell
>>566368675>implying Ashley’s love and loyalty is objectification and not wholesome chungusGet his ass!
>>566368975>Andrew just hates that she interrogates himnot needed, and nobody likes being interrogated. Considering he didn't leave her.>scared of him leavingShe is scared anyway, unless he's playing the Andy doll again like in the "Leyley wins" ending>Andrew tried to kill her, but he can't understand why she imprisoned him.But then it would be better for Ashely to get away from him? As being told by ??? all the time. Which she doesn't, and just keeps him like a dog>Andrew ran away to go fuck someone else after In order to "fix" himself from his Ashely attraction. The whole mess is his fault, because he stays with her. But at the same time he tried to change her, and that just doesn't work. Because both don't really listen to each other. How would YOU even act in that situation? Inb4 kissing Ashley.
>>566369925>nobody likes being interrogatedWhat about >>566298861
>>566369925Not try to change Ashley? And also kiss her yeah
>>566370420>Not try to change Ashley?Wrong. That's what he did for like 8 years, and it didn't work out.
>>566370512>That's what he did for like 8 yearsBullshit, all he did was enable her.
>>566370539But the question was what to do in that situation after years of enabling her. He could actually change her, if he was sexually attracted to her. There are some scenes when he gets to her, and then instantly fails because he suddenly gets a boner looking at her, or thinks she might get too sad and just takes everything back. Confusing her even more.
>>566370512He didn't even try to change her. She matured naturally and then when she opened up to him he freaked out because it was something he actually wanted but was part of himself that he didn't want to accept, so she regressed.
>>566371182Correct. It's honestly baffling how people can't understand the characters when their pathos are relatively simple.
>>566371123You didn’t actually define which situationBut in general I’ve been thinking about this “what if you were Andrew” question and it’s really interesting.It’s making me realize something that like, what actually needs changing that isn’t on Andrew?He went along with cruelty to Nina when Ashley was clearly more upset about the concept of him being stolen than Nina herself. But he just goes along with the hare brained ideas of his little sister he’s essentially both brother and father to without question.I think even considering how old I was in how old he is in those scenes that I’d at least suggest that that’s a terrible idea and compromise by definitively breaking Nina’s heart instead. That should be satisfactory given where the problem is rooted.Then what’s wrong with Ashley in the modern? That she’s a little annoying, boundary pressing and incestuous? Andrew did nearly EVERYTHING. Just because Ashley thought of it doesn’t absolve him to reflect it back on her. Tons of people that can be normal and good have fucked up ideas running in their head, it’s acting on them, and he acts on them for her instead of even trying to empathize and compromise to a better solution
>>566367724In his defense, he just was over everything. And he wanted Ashley to live a normal life and be happy.
Ashley did nothing wrong, and neither character raped the other.
Stop slandering our favorite sibliongs
>>566374742sibliongs
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THE O GOT IN MY WAY
>every good positive thing Andrew ever does for Ashley is with the player controlling him
>>566374859It typically does.
I wish I could quantum leap into Andrew and take over his life, the fuckin moron. All this shit he doesn’t deserve is wasted on him and he’s fucking them both up constantly and pretending he’s not the problem. I don’t think it’s “muh built different” bullshit to think most could make it better especially for Ashley if you just straight up replaced Andrew’s consciousness at almost any point
>>566374680>neither character raped the otherThey raped each other.
>>566374447I just can't hate him too much for what Renee put him and Ashley into. He does have flaws he would have regardless of Renee, but I feel most would fumble in that situation.
>>566375727Renee got him into this situation, but Andrew willingly keeps himself in this situation
>>566375829Which is expected for his age after being drilled that way by Renee. Maybe if he got into university he would've matured too. But then the quarantine happened.
>>566376135Not really, at some point Andrew started knowing exactly what he was doing
>>566331563Finally someone said it. There's something really hot about covering your hot body. Women don't even know and they just show off with their butts and tits, that only tickles the primal animalistic urge. An elegant women tickles something much superior within you, the part of you that looks for the mother of your children instead of any old bitch.
>>566345998You're such a loser lmao
>>566375727Childhood is blaming Renee for themAdulthood is realizing Renee’s making Andrew raise her would’ve worked out if Andrew wasn’t a faggot and a retard. Her biggest mistake before the parasites was having a son that’s a faggot and a retard
Where did Ashley learn these turns of phrase
>>566362392Your uncle clearly spoke nonsense. I spoke directly to Namlay (pbuh) and she said they will be forgiven by the one and only God (since Jesus Christ was a mere man and can't forgive sins) and the Graves will become Mozlems (Quran-only, of course).
>>566377336She clearly invented them herself as the child prodigy she is.
>>566377336Tbh I think that’s one of those things like “you suck” where it’s just a phrase at this point and it can be said around/by kids because the literal sense of its meaning is lost
>>566377374>the Graves will become MozlemsThey are European after all
>>566377374My cat fucked Nemlei and said she said that to get you to go away
>>566327730Nigga really drew a casual Strokedrew with a censored Andrewenis in the middle
>>566376738Not my point. I'm talking about him feeling that he needs to do it all by himself, and overestimating his skills to make those decisions. Because he already had to do it as a child, and as long Ashely didn't bother Renee too much, any way was ok. Not that he doesn't know what he's doing.>>566377253Andrew isn't that much of a faggot, that Renee couldn't put a bit more effort into raising him
>>566377636>My cat fucked NemleiThat must've hurt
>>566377253You spelt "womanhood" wrong
>>566377706I wonder if the flashbacks are different in burial than in decay, like “Andrew would’ve made that choice if he experienced this” kinda thing
>>566377912Which one was supposed to be womanhood?
>>566377912You spelt "foidhood" wrong
>>566377253If that retarded hag didn't have a second child, then Andrew would've grew up okayish by himself. No matter how you twist it, it all points to the hag
>>566377912>womanhood is blaming Renee for themdesu not wrong
>>566377987Hell no dude, connecting with Ashley is the only thing that stopped Andrew from becoming a full blown sociopath.
>>566377952>Not being able to see which one is womanhoodThat one
>>566377987But Ashley could’ve been great if Andrew wasn’t a retard and a faggotAlso Douglass knocked her up
>>566377987>>566378086You see these two statements are pretty clear and were the /calg/ canon for all this time but there are (or is, it might be just one) these recent uptick of anons who have to connect all evil in the world to Andrew.
>>566124946absolute KEK
If the post starts with a space like this >>566378134, don't reply, that anon has brain damage un4chanateleyley.
>search for blameWe need to go deeper
>>566378224It's probably just zoomers watching video essays who just found out Andrew is worse than they thought and are now overcorrecting
>>566378391I have never watched a video essay (also a few of us do this, anon probably has ocd)
>>566377690DAMN that's a large dick
>>566377827Damn, sisters are lucky that brothers aren't cats like they are.
>>566378576Thanks. It's all natural, and canonical.
>>566378391Everyone is me retard, it’s just me and you in here.
>>566378391Someone should make an essay "Why Andrew is the victim" and call it Stockholm syndrome>Stockholm syndrome is a complex psychological response to trauma where victims of abuse or captivity develop positive feelings, sympathy, or a strong desire to please their captor.Would also fit for Andrew, if you ignore some details
>>566379096Jokes on you because you have DID and I am also you
>>566379096That anon is also you, just as I am. We are all just you, me.
>>566379857WE ARE ANDREW GRAAAAVESWE CARRYYY THE GAYYYY
>>566379980Fucking KEK
>>566378284We used to do that all the time in the big 13
With or without counting extra-planar violence?
sisters are muppets
Andrew and Ashley have greasy hair
>>566380685Nobody knows what happens on the other planes, so let's say without.
> they do not have wheels to decide how to ragebait and about what character at random
>>566382252The wheel needs to stop hitting unreasonably angry about Andrew.
>>566382529It’s divine intervention
>>566382529He's gotten away with it for too long
What are Andrew's thoughts on boobs
>>566384368you tell me
>>566384368Clearly not where his mind's at
Would you suck a fart out of Julia’s ass?
>>566385520No.
>>566377987Personally I blame Renee's mom, Doug's dad, and teenage pregnancy.
>>566346735It happened twice. Two entirely unconnected murders committed my mentally ill Brazilians who had posted Coffin fanart on their social media. Less than a year apart too, IIRC.There was also that Norwegian MtF tranny that tried to legally change xer name to Ashley because of the game and killed xer FtM pooner girlfriend in a domestic violence incident.
I wonder what the ratio of tcoaal inspired incest vs tcoaal inspired murder is
>>566384368>>566384732Ass man, though he appreciates tits too because why not.He proves himself to be more and more literally me everyday.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>566386548>>566386783Coffin is certainly the redeemer of the world. It will eventually come to such a point that it will make retards kill others or themselves and make normalfags marry their siblings.
>>566387142Hottest fucking thing a brotherhusband can see. God I love the wife look so much.
>check coffin folder>7,923 files, 15 sub-foldersIt's going to hit 10,000 before the next update, isn't it?
>>566388440I beg of you to upload and share
>>566388998Here's a replica of my folder: https://wormhole.app/zyzZr1#hL_OgIOkQ7HtzJ2dK0t85wI ommited a few things because for some reason I downloaded the game CGs twice without realizing.
>>566346735>>566386548>>566386783>>566387180FAMEIM GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRIM GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLYYI FEEL IT COMIN TOGETHERRRPEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND CRYIM GONNA MAKE IT TO HEAVEEEENLIGHT UP THE SKY LIKE A FLAMEIM GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRBABY REMEMBER MY NAME
>>566389749>Loading…Upload it to litterbox, I'm not staying on this crypto miner website for another 5 minutes.
>>566390193It's too large for litterbox.
>>566390193NTA but litterbox hasn't been working for weeks
>>566390232What about mega or pixeldrain etc etc I am also not able to load this and I am the anon who askedAlso now it says sender left before finishing upload
>>566389845Now Andy, did you hear about this one?Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, babyAre we losing touch?If you believed they put a man on the moonMan on the moonIf you believed there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO5GaVJiRwo
>>566390385Working on a megalink right now. Give me a few minutes
>>566390636Flash is fast, Flash is coolFrançois c'est pas, flashé no deuxAnd you don't stop, sure shotGo out to the parking lotAnd you get in your car and drive real farAnd you drive all night, and then you see a lightAnd it comes right down, and it lands on the groundAnd out comes a man from MarsAnd you try to run, but he's got a gunAnd he shoots you dead, and he eats your headAnd then you're in the man from MarsYou go out at night, eatin' carsYou eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, tooMercurys and SubaruAnd you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
What was Andrew's endgame here?
>>566391969No endgame, just a pedantic asshole going with the flow
Guys I’ve got it>Coffin of Douglass and Renee prequel game
>>566393658Probably wouldn't be that good. Renee and Douglas's relationship/childhood wasn't fucked up enough to be entertaining to watch. It would also lack the carzy shit that goes down in the canon game (fart demons, cults, organ harvesters, etc).
>>566394153We don’t know! Her mom is barely touched on and she sounds like she really sucks!
This says a lot about the current ethos.
>>566390385https://mega.nz/folder/mah0ALzR#cXDXZPcX30cIeiM655t-kAFInally. My internet is shit and took awhile. I removed the CGs out of copyright concern, but there are other places you can get those.
>Currently I have two visual novels I'm working on and off again. And fear not, they'll be my usual dark yet faux witty crap>NGN itch page>NGN came out 3 months before CoffinI still believe getting all the star points will show a teaser for Nemlei's next game.
>>566395612Askfag again, thank you anon, I come here to eat the pictures
