Big tiddy space elf gf edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer role playing games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>565991448>Thread QuestionDo you usually read up on the lore?
Jesus fucking christ sorcerer is so disgustingly OP in BG2 right out the gate.
>Do you usually read up on the lore?Nope. If a game fails to explain its world through npcs and quests then its a shit game.
>>566108860It lets you concentrate on the dozen or so spells that are worth a shit
>>566108575>Warhammer 40K: Cold Trader.I would play this
>>566108483Just like Heinrix likes it
Pseuds being stuck up about 40K of all things is amusing
>>566108860More like BG2 is a caster game and you shouldn't bother playing anything else
>>566109079>>566109383>start new game>immediately dropping skull traps and flinging minute meteors at everything>lower AC than martials while still in the tutorial dungeon>can't be hit anyway between Spirit Armor, Stoneskin, Mirror Image, and Blur>rest as often as I please since random spawns are rendered useless with a single casting of InvisibilityThe only other time I've played BG2 was as a paladin and it's like a completely different game, I don't think any other CRPG has come close to this amount of fun. I can just do whatever the fuck I want.
>>566108751awful op
>>566109435Now try sticking stuff in contingencies and sequencersThree skull traps with no cast time
>>566108751I always try to read the lore to understand who I should be
>>566109036You know real life doesn't come with NPCs who lore dump the world history to you right?
>>566110018nigga what do you think school teachers are?
>rogue trader, act 2>the planet in omicron that gives the blessed bolter casing now only permits a single loot choice before the dialogue ends the scenarioactually crazy this was a specific nerf. two holy gifts and the blessed bolter casing are several orders of magnitude better than the random junk you get in the other options, and that junk was considered so lucrative that it deserved specific attention? what the fuck?
>>566110185Tools of the propaganda
I hope Hujolu Trandfum was able to defeat The Undying Emperor
>>566108113Arx Fatalis or Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss
>>566111124I don't he's a whore
>>566109435Does spell-casting in any other CRPG come close to the absurd power levels of BG2+ToB?
>>566111380Undying Emperor is ok with whores.
The name's FumTrandfum
Yes my minions swarm them!Necromancy in this game is a real pain in the ass. You have to dig every skeleton out of the grave and then drag them to a specific circle, skip through dialogue, watch an animation and then, and only then, do you get your skeleton. Did I mention that you move slowly when you carry a corpse? Because you do. And they move slowly too, because they are skeletons. Amassing this army is actually difficult and if your skeletons "die" they can't be revived again. Whereas damaged skeletons can be infinitely healed. It's a real choreThis is pretty fun though
>>566112070Would you believe that they've made it less tedious since the game came out?
>>566112070I like how you just stumble into necromancy
>>566112070You know i really dislike that kind of "every undead summon as a unique character" shit. Why dont devs make your undead summons as a multiple model unit?
>>566112402Because they are making a soulful game, not streamlined slop
>>566112402It wouldn't make sense for how the gameplay works there.
>>566112402You can equip them and gear is limited do there is a purpose. You want your best minions to tank, but you also want to keep them safe etcThe real issue is that healing, equipping, etc is more tedious than it has to beWith you having to be close to do so
Should I play BG3, Kingmaker, or WotR?
>>566113667We, the good people of crpgg, are playing The Necromancer’s Tale right now and you should do the same and expand your horizons
>>566113667Depends. What do you want from the game?
>>566113667Are you new or just testing the waters? Start with BG3. Do you have some experience in CRPGs and know you'll want to play everything? Start with Kingmaker. WotR is much better than Kingmaker IMO. And far more replayable. But they share a lot and I find it hard to go back to Kingmaker from WotR, so I'd suggest it first. BG3 is far more approachable and has higher production values so it's kind of a different thing.
>I downloaded the Necromancer's Tale>I've restarted 3 times, but at the beginning, when my character tries to enter their house, it freezes on an eternal loading screen until I quitGreat game...
>video games literally recoil and break when a crpgg poster tries to play them
>Male>Human>FighterYup, it's gaming time.
>>566115552Fourth time's the charm
>>566113667If you end up playing Kingmaker and disliking it, I'd still recommend you to try WotR. As another anon said, WotR is much better, and Kingmaker is known to be rough and in a pretty bad state due to Owlcat having lost the rights to it ages ago, and thus being unable to patch itI dropped Kingmaker after around 22 hours, but I've replayed WotR three times
Hey friends what is the opinion of rogue trader? I put like 12 hours into on launch and bounced off pretty quick. The same thing happened to me with kingsmaker then i came back 2 years later and dropped 300 hours into it. I really don't like the launch quality of owlcat games but they always shape up well in the end.
>>566118372Its more stable now than release. They added a bunch of shit along with dlc content too
Apparently this effeminate elf is mad to have his failures pointed out. But he did fail to protect the creatures, and now the city's at risk once more.It falls on John to step up, don the helm of the Champion of Neverwinter, and save these people. Thankfully, there's nothing John loves more than disemboweling some hapless green bastards or feeling the crunch of ribs as he slams his shield into the mage uttering his foolish incantations. The arcane missiles flew right past John to slay that sniveling fool Pavel instead! It was with great glee and a toothy, Chesire rictus that he brought his boot down on the warlock's skull. Nothing salved the loss of a companion quite like the satisfaction of feeling the cracking of bone before his power. Inhaling deeply, the humidity of blood and metallic smell comforted John as he'd walked in to aid the spindly elf as the dryad fled.
>>5661183726/10 game. Very flawed, but if you like it - you like it. Great DLCs, both worth playing. Extremely easy (don't listen to trauma anon). The setting is unique
>>566116138>making an already boring campaign more boringwhy hate yourself?
>>566116464You could try to reinstall the game if the issues persist >vittoriaThere is basically a character named that already funnily enough
>>566119081Thank you John Neverwinter for saving us
>>566118372>I put like 12 hours into on launch and bounced off pretty quick.Never play owlcat games on launch. I played RT for the first time 4 months back and i like that game better than bg3. Wait for the new dlc to drop and play it. Game is honestly great.
Being able to talk to cats is the best part of bg3, though I am upset that the two cats I've met are both furless
Iconoclast needs more explicit consquences
>>566120495I said the exact thing on r*ddit and got downvoted.
>>566120742seeing the state of that shithole prompted my whining yes
>>566120495Who cares about iconoshit. It's a route for normie retards. You don't have to pick those options
>>566120495>>566120742>>566120956You have to go back
>>566121020it is not enough that I winothers must lose
>>566120495doesn't the imperium end your dynasty if you have no Nomos
>>566121375You can't expect tourists to have actually played the game anon
>>566121375why would you not have Nomos though
>someone answers a question with a fact, no emotion, adjectives, or ulterior motive>downboated so you can’t even see the answer>someone posts an unfunny generic gif from 2014 and a Facebook grandma tier joke >upboated and on the top of the page literally how does anyone have the tolerance for this actual garbage. the reply culture is recycled memes and unfunny puns, it’s so stagnant and hopelessly m*llennial that it makes me depressed. I actually hate m*llennials so much it’s actually unreal. The sleepy way they talk, their stupid stock opinions, the predictable and genderless way they communicate, just how stale and common they all are while simultaneously believing themselves to be different actually drives me insane. I’m so happy this worthless generation chose not to have children rant over I’m trying to play RT but the combat is not engaging in the slightest. Honestly I think the game would be better without the combat. Is there a way to fix this
>>566121375If you are best friends with the Navy, I think you can survive that way also even without Nomos.Also if you side with Calcazar you can iconocuck without consequences
>>566121871>rant overHmm sounds like something a m*llennial would say> Is there a way to fix thisYes, turn up combat speedI couldn't imagine playing at slow speed
>actually coming to your secret 4chan club to complain about getting downvotes on redditGrim
>>566122037Nah a m*llennial would say my brows on fleek but my belt ain’t gucci ahaha y’all ain’t shit y’all wildin on my dicc rn fuck get off my dick bruh??? For me it’s the realization that combat is a needless and unsophisticated obstacle impeding my ability to quickly progress through the story. the entire game is in the dialogue and the text-based choices you make, like who actually cares about the combat. Every fight I just cast the same spells and obliterate everything with my brain off. Turning up the difficulty just makes that shit take longer. Kill me
>>566122248Are you okay bro
>>566122147well we can't complain there!
>>566122386Am I wrong? Kill every single m*llennial and RT combat fucking sucks. I don’t understand why crpgs don’t simply copy MOBA style top-down real time combat
>>566122248>>566122618sis having a whole ass episode on god
Oops! Time to pause the game and lock in my “orders.” If my choices don’t work I’ll just reload the save! This is so FUN. I’m having a blast watching these pixels brutalize each other(lightly pick at each other’s health bars). The suspense is killing me!!!!
It's like I'm really on reddit
Yo mama’s on Reddit and I’m fucking that fat bitch. Hoe didn’t even take her Crocs off
>>566122618Zoomie... millennials didn't invent turn based combat.
>>566122795>Oops! Time to pause the gameThis is why I hate RTwP
>>566122907Let me enhance the experience for you with Reddit simulator post>SEX WITH PASQAL why is he unromanceable Owlcat noooooo>here are my companion files and how to romance guide but first you must wade through a five page long rant about AI bad>hurrrhurrr Yrliet gooner art>SEX WITH PASQAL>Cassia should have been bi>Cassia should have been a lesbian and Argenta a lesbian heretic romance only to piss off the CHUDS >I kill Marazhai on every playthrough kill Idira roundhouse kick xenos into the concrete >WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE>SEX WITH PASQAL >more gooner fanart >retarded brain dead take on how Turdliet akshually does not betray you>Yrliet is ace discussion>Raszard art>SEX WITH PASQAL
>>566123849how about you stop going to reddit and then stop talking about it on 4chan
Yrliet should have been romanceable
sex with pasqal
>>566123849Rastard "art" should be at least half of these
>>566123849>>I kill Marazhai on every playthrough kill Idira roundhouse kick xenos into the concreteValid choice worth sharing.
>>566124113Nigga half of the people here are on Reddit too. It's the general state of things.
>>566123849>Raszard art
>>566124776The waifucucks obsessed with redditors shitting on their waifus are not people. Also the Yrlietard who names all his files >>566124859
>>566124910>"the" Yrlietard
>>566121696Because he is a cthuloid of a kind previously known to trick your fellow race and turn them into robots to gloat (there's another one on Mars right now apparently trying to peddle that same idea to humans)
>>566123849>here are my companion files and how to romance guide but first you must wade through a five page long rant about AI badDidn't he delete it altogether?
>>566124859That foid can draw at least and her Nocturnes are cute.
>>566110282Does it tell you what the outcomes are when you're making the choice, or is it a blind pick between the blessed bolter casing and some random junk?
>>566124910I always wonder if the filename guy is Raz himself but it lacks the Ukrainian/rusky writing tells >inb4 medsThey tend to drop articles plus shoddy grammar
>>566125409Take meds comrade
John recklessly brought his sword arm up into a great overhead strike, grunting with joy as it drove straight through the convict's clavicle and lodged itself into the ribs below. As he tried to wrest his blade free, a wiry kid with what a makeshift club--merely a scavenged chair leg it looked--found the courage to fight back. With equal parts terror and desperation, the lad gave a battle cry, only to freeze in panic as he watched the bludgeon bounce off John's pauldron. Growling with frustration, John left his sword in the gurgling condemned, bringing his gauntlet into the stunned boy's jaw with a savage uppercut. The boy crumpled, doing a better impression of a dead man than the mess of blood still grasping John's sword. Inhaling deeply, John relished as the ash burnt his lungs, put his boot on the stubborn man's chest, and tore his sword free. The man's dying scream joined the cacophony of the ongoing riot, and drowned out John's own cackling.Reining in his excitement as best he could, our hero drew his sword across the sleeping boy's throat, wanting to avoid getting stuck in bone again. As he finished, Sherwyn arrived at his side. "Estate's just another block up that way," she said, pointedly avoiding looking at the corpses at their feet. "Onwards!" John replied, raising his sword with a cheer. Leading the way, chewed a bit more on how the bitch'd filched that hundred and fifty coins from him in the first place. He must've been distracted by her tits. They were pretty alluring after all. But she'd paid it back already, both by providing a means for them to help themselves to the valuables left behind by those fleeing the riot, and giving him a nice, round ass to stare at while she worked the locks. Shaking his head, John pushed the distracting woman from his head as he trotted up to the estate. The tunnel within awaits.>>566119115Because it makes the combat as painless and quick as possible, so I can get to the expansion packs.
>>566125489You know the expansion packs are their own separate thing right
you did kiss tallis, right?
>>566125483Thanks for the reminder.
>>566125409I name every yrliet image I post because I know it drives an anon further into psychosis
>>566125813>THEYRE IN THE WALLS THE RUSSIANS ARE IN THE WALLSanon screamed as they dragged him away>THEY NAME THEIR FILES THATS how you recognise them please officer I swear
I never name any of my filesNot just images, all files on my computerI use random numbers and if I'm looking for something I just open random files until I find it
>>566121696Because I'm not incompetent so I don't need a shitty deus ex machina to clean up after me
>>566125742From the thumbnail I thought it was Yrliet and Jimmy, good grief
>>566125813Yrliet? I killed her on Janus I know this just makes you absolutely seethe
>>566123849 I blocked Raszard and never regretted it let's talk about the greatest disappointments when it comes to 'rivals'like cuntrad, I sometimes forget he's supposed to be a thread, and really: he isn't Janus still loves me and his plots seem like a babby's first tries at backstabbingI can understand why Theodora decided to get a better option with her successor>And I'm pretty sure Kunrad was supposed to be her son?
>>566126039you can't make this claim unless you beat the game without companions
I cleverly removed the filename from this image of Yrliet.Anon will be none the wiser.
>>566126143I think he was implied to be her son yeahAn NPC later on says Kunrad was trying to impress "mummy dearest"But it's a bit vague so maybe not intentional
The filename Yrlietard is around here somewhere...He can't hide forever
Ok monkey
>>566125895>THEYRE IN THE WALLS THE RUSSIANS ARE IN THE WALLSThat might sound like psychosis, but unfortunately for me, I AM in the wall.
>>566128063>I AM in the wall.More like Ivan in the wall
>>566116138The moid inability to roleplay anything else
You motherfucker.. GET OUT OF MY WALL!!!!!
The fact that you can change prepared spells on the fly in bg3 makes sorcs kinda irrelevant. What's even the point of them?
>>566128063Well at least you don't have to pay wall-rent
>>566128961>metamagic because 5e is retarded>mostly better subclasses >bg3's spell list isn't huge and most aren't great
>doesn't even deny getting off to emotionally torturing ghostsWho the fuck is he, and what the fuck is his problem?
>>566130026there's already a bg3 generalthough it's mostly a faggot samefagging during these hours
Talis hips dont lie
>>566125086Nah it still exists, but the are 9 pages you need to scroll past before you actually get to the guideThe first 6 are about AI, then the next 3 pages are about other things relating to the guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tD4xvlzkSE
>>566123849>>here are my companion files and how to romance guide but first you must wade through a five page long rant about AI badYou don't have to do this bro, just ctrl-f cassia and scroll down.
I could have fixed him
>>566128961oh also>concentration means having a wide repertoire of utility spells in combat is pointless because you're either going to be casting a single cc spell or haste in most situations
>>566131048i that the white wolf?
>>566123849So, no different from here then?
>>566128961Are you retarded?
>>566131142This is the shit that pisses me off the most. I want to strngle the retard who came up with this
>>566131142conc was so bad it made me miss owlcat monster statting and pre-buffingimagine not being able to cast both hex and witchbolt because you're le concentrating
>>566128961The purpose of sorcs is metamagic. They are the only class that can quicken spells to use them as a bonus action. >>566131142Concentration was meant to bridge the martial caster divide. Unfortunately, martials still get left in the dirt by any competent spellcaster. For example a wizard at level 7 can cast control water which lets them have full control over a 100 foot cube of water basically letting them sink an entire fleet single-handedly. Meanwhile a fighter at 7th level gets the privilege of a second attack. DnD is a shit system and I hate how its become ubiquitous with tabletop gaming.
>>5661318565th level but who is counting
>>566131856If you're so smart why don't you come up with a better system bitch?
>>566128961It’s metamagics bro they are very powerful As well as some other minor differences
so what this is actually referring to is having two procyon plasma guns, right? I have one A, one B and I get the AP cost reduction
>>566111336no one here has played ultima
>>566132830
>>566132830Pretty sure it’s referring to weapon setAny other plasma pistol should do
>>566125489>LongswordI hope you didn't waste any feats on weapon focus for that because it's one of the worst weapon choices for a Fighter. Undead which you fight plenty of take half damage from slashing weapons and even worse Balors have 30/+3 damage resistance while the Longswords you get only have enchantmant bonuses up to +2.
>>566132898I have. But I prefer regular Ultimas to Underworlds.
>>566133458how do you even play Ultima games these days?is there something like Daggerfall Unity for Ultima?
has any anon here ever made you this mad?
>>566131152Don't do it Macha you will get laid eventually
>>566134318Is that one of the dark elves
>>566134442Trauma anon is that you
>>566134318Some have, yesThey have no proof of it due to my inability to express my anger
I have a bug that makes the game play the level up sound effect whenever I gain xp, how do I make it stopyou know which game don't fuck around
>>566135006Shut it down and reopen?
>>566134442I'm sure he's fine, Darkies love pain
>>566131892Control Water is a 4th level transmutation spell.https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Control%20Water#content>>566131906If I got paid to do so I would. Unfortunately, spending my limited spare time on a system only me and a couple of my friends would enjoy would be a waste of time.
>>566134318Cute Jimmy, CUTE!
why! why do I have to CHOOSE!it's a late game item it should have bonus to BS and crit AND the rate of fire bonus! an upgrade, not a sidegrade! i'm so fucking done with the items in this game I'm just going to fucking trash all of it
>>566135927Rate of fire increase is more fun
>>566135698the fighter's extra attack is 5th level
this is what I want from larry
>>566108751dogshit OP
>>566134842I think that is Heinrix to Marazhai?
Watched Revan's stream he said Skulls is likely near end of this month. Got me thinking what is the likelyhood of another Warhammer rpg by another dev that isn't Owlcat being announced, not neccessarily 40K, could be AoS or Fantasy. Do you think RT's success could have inspired some devs to make something for the IP?Also do you think Owlcat will tease DLC 4? Would it be a good idea to quell disappointed grumblers who disliked DLC 3 companion by teasing a xeno for 4? Would that be good damage control or nah?
>>566136369I love it when you decide to get two xenos and Heinrix just flips his shit
>>566136106I hate gooner art for men and I hate gooner art for women
>>566136032Ahh, yeah my phrasing was shit but I was trying to compare their power at 7th level since then that's when you get control water.
>>566136001+1 rate of fire is good for a lasgun or a light bolter, it's not gonna matter for a heavy bolter
>>566136497Heinrix reminds me of Marco Rubio sometimes
>>566136497I love making Heinrix mad it's so funny
>>566137606who is the girl left of morrigan?
>>566137606>dude they have like... black hair they're so similarthe redditor who made this is so retarded
>>566125489>so I can get to the expansion packs.Anon outside of one character at the end the expansions have nothing to do with OC and you have to make a new character for them anyway.
>>566137606>all women with black hair are exactly the same! Kill yourself, retard
>>566123849>>I kill Marazhai on every playthrough kill Idira roundhouse kick xenos into the concreteredditors get extremely pissy at you if you say this
in fact the only thing that matters about a woman is her looks so yes all women with dark hair are the same woman: my mom on a black-and-white photo
>>566137707Google lens told me it's Shadowheart
>>566137606pictured: 10/10 hotwives
>>566136287but it sums up eldar gf discussion so well
is he dumb, playing me, or are there actually still eldar survivors on Janus I haven't eradicated yet?
>>566136497Total jimmy NTR by taking the dagger he gives you after Calcazzar's interrogation and equipping it to Marazhai
>>566137707Sebille maybe?
>>566137606There was a time where people like this would be bullied so hard that they would never post again. Death to all redditfags. Sebille and Kibbles mog all of them.>>566137707Sebille from DOS2.
>>566139174That's your dagger, it has nothing to do with jimmy
>>566106002>Jae is main character coded skill monkey. So player doesnt want anyone to outshine their RT.>Lord captain opens his mouth to say something>Suddenly he feels all too familiar tug of mechanical hand on his shoulder>He can feel Jae Heydari lean in, her bosom pressing onto his hand>She puts a finger on his mouth, hushing him in an instant>"...Oh, you almost made a grave error here, Shireen!">His eyes move to meet hers as best as they could, wordlessly asking: what error?>Her metallic hand moves down and grabs his ass licentiously. Her voice lowers down to a whisper:>"Azhi... You tried to think, Shireen. You should know by now it's not your strong suit. Let me handle all the things too complicated for your pretty little head, and we will go so much further..."
>>566139104Yeah I think you need to really go out of your way to eradicate them all via planetary eventsOr it must just be a bug
>He can feel Jae Heydari lean in, her bosom pressing onto his hand>She puts a finger on his mouth, hushing him in an instant
I know nobody uses take and hold in this retarded minmax general, but does it count the enemies killed in a zone before the heroic is used or only after?
>>566139915The what?
I can use gloomstalker's Longstrider without expending spell slots. Is it a bug, or working as intended? In fact none of the ranger's spells expend spellslots for me
>>566139915Not sure Hope this helps
There should be a Sex button in every dialogue. That wasy you can have sex with anyone
It's funny how nobody particularly likes Astarion, but when the truth about cazador comes out they're all gung ho about helping him, Karlach and Wyll esepcially go "noooooooo we have to keep him safe!!"
>>566140346ritual spells don't expend spell slots when used out of combat
>>566139915alright, the answer is no; three drukhi fags died in the frontline before I sent it to take and hold, then three more after, but I only got 3 ap on the special turn (I have the cap increase upgrade), so it is only afterstill got to sequence take and hold + cassia + argenta into a 10 kill streak slaughter, the biggest dissapointment was again heinrix with his wet fart of a sword of light ability targeting 10 enemies in an aoe and hitting only 3 for 20 damage
>>566140930Oh, that's cool
>>566136494>Also do you think Owlcat will tease DLC 4? Would it be a good idea to quell disappointed grumblers who disliked DLC 3 companion by teasing a xeno for 4? Would that be good damage control or nah?It wuld be a good idea, which is why owlclowns won't do it
>>566137606morrigan is the only hot one
>finally decide to address my ADHD>the medication makes me hypersexual >all I have done for the past 14 hours is read smut and bust I am cursed. I am absolutely fucked and I knew I should have gone to art school and just learned to draw porn for a living. What the actual fuck I hate being alive
>>566141481crpg?
>>566141481Learn to draw smut
>>566141585I’m currently playing Rogue Trader. My character is female. I have literally made myself nauseous busting over and over to just the idea of her. Right now I’m on Janus dealing with Yrilet’s bullshit. I didn’t used to, I used to love elves because of princess zelda and link, but I fucking hate the elves in this setting. They are so insanely annoying and I would kill them all without thinking if I didn’t know that empowered chaos >>566141659Literally all I do is work, bust, and smoke cigarettes. I drink caffeine up until the hour I go to sleep, sleep max 4 hours because I have lifelong insomnia too which is fucking great, then do the same thing again. I’m literally going to buy a drawing pad right now because I’m literally going to lose my mind if I don’t have an outlet for all this shit. I’m dead serious I will actually fucking snap and go wandering the streets in some deranged fugue state and need to be tranquilized. Once I have my drawing pad I will post my drawings here. I’m looking now and looking for a drawing app
>>566141481You don't need to go to school to learn art.
>>566142523Yrliet is pretty supportive on Janus, all things considered. She leaps at the chance to kill her people alongside you
>>566141481You know you'll eventually have to stop taking the amphetamine for a while to build your tolerance back up. Make the most of it while it lasts.
What range would you say “in a few years” usually covers? Would 6 years sound unnatural?
I don't see any daemons warping in, hope that happens soon though
>>566142818That's closer to "several years"
>>566142523Yeliet LOVES killing other eldar. I think she loves it as much sa your dogmasquad. She's an honorary chud
>>566143028She definitely has some spiritual release to some degree while killing her own kind They bullied her perhaps. She's like a school shooter
>>566143321I honestly believe the reason she never brings up her parents is because she's an orphan and without any relatives >and the eldar autismshe's always been treated as lesser and as soon as she finished schooling they were like>Cool, here's one free cloak and gun, leave
>>566142523I wish you the best of luck.
>>566143716>the reason she never brings up her parents is because she's an orphan and without any relatives That's a clever idea And explains a lot about her in one stroke Elantach is potentially her only friend...
>Argenta screamed furiously>Marazhai quipped snidely>Abelard aged slightly
Orin
>>566143890Abelard is having such a bad day
>>566119081I hated it when they changed Fenthick's portrait. I liked the old one more.
>>566142660>>566143028I’m primarily iconoclast not because I want to be but because many of the pragmatic decisions are iconoclast. Dogmatic is the official default choice I assume but half the dialogue is so fucking stupid that it makes literally no sense. There have been moments when heretical made more sense like choosing to do nothing to the group of escaped prisoners shortly before nuking the entire planet from orbit. Realistically I’m going to recruit Yrilet because in the moment it will seem logical, but I dislike her and don’t want her or her baggage around. It’s a massive red flag that she would be willing to betray her own people. Also planning to force dogmatic if I start to get too close to the iconoclast ponr. I’m always a renegade but I think it’s better and safer and more realistic to grow more dogmatic in time given the things I’ve seen and am seeing >>566142738I function quite well without it, I’ve gotten through school and managed to make a decent life for myself and know how to work around the social anxiety/paranoia/depression/bullshit that crippled me when I was younger, but I struggle to maintain my consistency due to the severely boring and soul crushing nature of working for a corporation. At least 85% of my stress comes from being forced to deal with insane coworkers. I will work extremely hard and make a client extremely happy, but then my supposed team partner will go and complain to the equally spiteful manager and conspire because they both feel threatened, and then I have to go and speak to this fucking retard who couldn’t tell you what I do if she had a week to prepare to resolve a problem that doesn’t exist. I have literally had a client literally kiss me and give me a gift only to be asked to “talk” the same day because her micro cluster of grey matter told her the same client was unhappy, multiple times. I genuinely hate these people
>>566139703You may not like it, but every time Jae passes a test in Lord captains stead, he gets further and further pegged into a role of her trophy husband.A brainless but pretty accessory for her to show off
>tell argenta to shoot a grotesque in the lower left corner of the screen>accidentally hit cassia (who is giving argenta her finest hour turn)>>w-why me?
I need a play by play on how do I make Marazhai with his 4 traumas do any significant damage to his cunt sister in this turn because I do NOT understand his class or what he's good for
>>566144994>We trained him wrong, on purposebest thing to do is to toybox him into blade dancer
mehguess that's what happens when I mix up the rear and backline zones
>>566144994>what he's good forNothing. He was build wrong on purpose, as a joke. If you want him to be good then use toybox to respec him into bladedancer executioner as the God Emperor intended
>>566145406Absolutely classic jobber Marazhai
fucking combat locus ACTUALLY makes the zone unmovable for the entire turn, and ymeryss is actually mainly ranged so she kitesjfc I cant make this duel cinematic im just going to kill her
>>566125245yeah, same deal there. drops are output to the dialogue window
>>566145406How can she party despite melee superiority. How is that fair
>>566146670She's a party animal
>>566137606hello rdditor
SQUAK SQUAK CAW CAW
fuck this fight actually suuuucks
>>566142523A refurbished iPad Air (you want the extra processor for layers) with procreate, that way you don't have to learn to dissociate hand-eye coordination thing. Apple Pencil because you want pressure sensitivity. Apple is an meme brand except for this one thing. Art with Flo is free on Jew tube to get started on your first lil tutorials. Thank me later.
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>>566146780Iremeryss in da house >>566144994He has 4 traumas at this point he's completely useless. Without respecing Marazhai has a lot of attacks and talents that allow him to keep spamming attacks and you can boost his dodge to allow him to avoid damage. He's good to send into either a bunch of low health cunts or to throw at some high HP enemy and keep cutting it up. Use Cassia to move enemies and he'll get attacks of opportunity. High Agility means he can also defuse bombs quite well if for some reason you bench Argenta.
>>566108751>Do you usually read up on the lore?Not usually through official sources, but I do enjoy reading fan wikis of games I'm playing, and usually there's a decent amount of the lore on there.I did buy the two World of Thedas books to read while I'm playing through the Dragon Age games, however, and I'm really enjoying them.The second one is clearly of higher quality (and far longer).I also like how they sometimes take the Codex entries from the games and just paste them into the book, it's quite immersive in a way.
>>566144994I never changed his background thing. I just boosted his agility so hes untouchable in battle. But still don't make him try to tank enemies
>>566140482
>>566108751>do you usually read the loreNot for a casual PT. If I get invested however you damn make sure I'm going to dive into the lore
>>566147090Bless, I’m blowing this up tomorrow because I have nothing to do. I’m going to the Apple Store right away to test out the pencil. It’s late so I’m going to eat and try to sleep. Will provide updates
>>566147530>Use Cassia to move enemies and he'll get attacks of opportunity.lol they just get parried
>>566143898Best girl.She deserved a kiss scene.
>>566143898feet
>>566145406No wonder he can't stop seething about Yremeryss - mogged hard
good eye contact
>>566148950Anders looks like he's about to barf
>>566149303understandable
anders when he's in the same team as hawke's boyfriend/girlfriend
>>566150129I saw what you deleted but yes Anders wants Hawke badly
carver is not hawke's boyfriend...
>>566149303he's being cucked by carver
>>566150430im ngl i just wanted an excuse to post that gif i didn't even know anders was already being discussed which makes this even funnier
bros he did itround of applause for marazhai, who managed to land the killing blow on his sister after having two officers spam buffs on him, the perfect strat zone placement possible, argenta shooting all the incubi (and taking his sister down to 40% wounds) before they could kill him, heinrix and cassia debuffing her etc. etc.
>>566151031Proud of you but Marz doesn't need to kill his sister in combat for you to win
I find it funny how before the sex scene Anders is like "No other circle mage has fallen in love before me" Like Jowan, Wynne, and mage HoF don't exist
>>566151031A word of advice.Stop leaving the frontline combat zone. You get the most armor when you're in it and it prevents traumas. You can also spam strategems in the zone which gives everyone benefits instead of just 1 or 2.Also give everyone medkits instead of stims and shit that you'll never use.
oops
>>566151457Amell/Surana was conscripted out of the circle, Wynne's son is older than Anders and no one gives a fuck about Jowan.
>>566151457Anders is very narcissistic >>566151772I care about Jowan!
>>566151753>give everyone medkitsonly abelard and argenta can use medkits, and I had to heal heinrix twice this fight>stop leaving the frontlinebackline improves melee dps, rear improves argenta's damage, there's more to strategy than just turtling which is handled by the invigorating resolve trinket anyway>spam strategemsI already spam strategems for pretty much free because of my talents
>>566151892>I care about Jowan!We know, Lily
>>566152153I freed Jowan in my worldstate cuz he's my retard friend I could never kill him
>>566152153I wish he was a companion tbqh.
>yrilet is a wlw romancelmao. no wonder raszard makes this troon seethe so hard.
>>566152037>I had to heal heinrix twice this fightHow the fuck? He should not be getting hit at all
>reddit>gay reddtor>raztardholy kill yourself
>>566152786marazhfag's sister kept spamming shots at him he was bound to eat some hits eventually>>566151753also I should point out that any zone prevents traumas if you use stronghold strat because it prevents injuries
>>566144994He's trash. He's carried by Drukhari equipment.
this isn't the trauma guy
>>566140482This.>Spare some alms?>SEX>Oh my! What are you d-doing? Noo!>My hotel's as clean as an elven arse!>SEX>What the hell are you doing, Charname! I-I'm going to tell Gorion on you!>I don't like you, DIE!>SEX>N-No, not like that!
>>566153068>marazhfag's sister kept spamming shots at him he was bound to eat some hits eventuallyShe wants the J
luv da forceluv da republicluv me TythonSimple as.
>>566140482Abelard have SEX with me in front of everyone RIGHT NOW
>>566153529luv lana
>>566153601backwards
>>566153634anal vul?
>>566153529
>>566153529I should really do another playthrough, I'm thinking Twi'lek female Jedi Knight who falls to the dark side... yeah... make her wear slutty clothes as well... kino...
>>566154197hnng make her flirt with everyone too
>>566153763I press the sex button on this post
>>566152153woe, just like me and my waifus
>>566133584There's Exult for Ultima.
I'm surprised I wasn't given the chance to kill him immediately after leaving the webway, but this charade ends here.
>having to fight Justice on the way to Corypheuskino
>exemplar levels unlockedAh, at last. Now I can spend another 2 days building buildblocks for all of my characters...
>>566155084what is this
>>566155520the da2 ending approved by the kirkwall central committee
>>566155084Long Live Chairman Meredith and Long Live the Peoples Central Committee of Kirkwall.
>>566155520
The Devil of Caroc owes me sex.
In all seriousness I love Wenduag. Yeah she's a retard but she's my retard.
>>566154937It's jimmy's birthday and you've got him the best present that isn't a gf
>>566153529>faraway planet>it's literally the same shit you could see on Earth
>>566156556Same.Her low IQ is part of her charm.
>>566154937If you were a little bit more patient you could have just feed him off to a daemonette which is way worse
>>566156616it's just that giving him to the inquisition is dangerous, he could end up tattling on what happened in cumrag and get me in troublebut it's either that or keep him around and fuck that shit
>>566156710yeah no I'm doing this for peace of mind not some kind of need to torture a fictional character, the cumrag chapter is closed, lord captain returned from the farscape dimension and discount scorpius is not living rent free in my fucking head any more
>>566154937I thought you could. The mandrakes come for him
>>566156556But she's disgusting and ugly.
>>566157423She also cucks you.
>>566142523There's image diffusion, you know. Try it first, it doesn't need a beefy GPU.
>>566157465all the best women do
>>566157198what mandrakes
>>566157423Turn on your monitor.
>it would be hot if Yvraine and Gulli->[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]>k. what if a female eldar and a human ma- >[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]>what if a female Rogue Trader and a deldar male?>[Yes. :)]>hey Yrilet kinda sucks- >[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]
>>566147928I hang out here a lot so don't hesitate if you have questions
>>566157967AHHHH WENDUAG IS IN MY HOUSE
>>566157982
What is your ideal PC backstory?
i amnotyourxenospetmonkey
>>566157982What if a female Rogue Trader and Yrliet?
>>566159017Lesbians don't have sex anyway, it's not called lesbian bed death for nothing
>>566157703they come for him when you are about to step into the gate
>can only save best girl on heretic>can't iconokek my way out of it>miss out on all the cool shit in her lair of lasciviousness if she's saved>miss out on her joining the divination ritual later on where i give her my ring and she demurely suggests we're in love if she's deadowlcat has a storied history of fumbles, but this has to be the worst of the lot
>>566159668she has sex with dogs
>>566159905
>Lesbians don't have sexIs Yrliet a lesbian?
>>566159668>heretic>savelol
>>566160190We have no idea because the writer made her a cardboard cutout of Craftworld Eldar. You can ask Jimmy's favourite colour but Yrliet will tell you nothing about herself.
>>566159585no? there was an eldar farseer with me, he hid somewhere during the fight with marazhai's sister, marazhai picked up his sister's soul and then we left for the gate because I wasn't going to touch his filthy xenos crystal
>>566160190She's asexual we went over this
>>566159905my rogue trader's name? mr. dogs
why can't I just fuck abelard's daughter and give her child the warrant, then fuck off?
Smooched after a beautiful walk together through the Tython temple grounds. Quite enjoyable and romantic.
>>566160669>She's asexualFor humans
Minthara was coded, you lost.
>>566160669Yes, we did - she's not
>>566157982>not canon >not canon>canonit must suck being you>>566160190only for (you)
>>566160669>lesbians do not have sex>asexuals do not have sexMeaning asexual is another word for lesbian
Charging the Gaoler and the pit leader Kurdan, the witch's ethereal singing reinvigorates John and instills him with the energy to make a leaping strike. The Gaoler flees as the brute steps before him, parrying the strike with his oversized axe. Catching the flickering of torchlight skittering across the blade of the axe, John raises his shield to block the greenskin's counterattack, feeling exultation as the vibration resonates through his arm. As he begins to raise his sword in response, a scream tore its way free of his mouth.The heat of blood flowing down his calf was the first thing John actually felt, and it was immediately surpassed by the searing pain of the second axe blade yanked from his bone, punctuated by the tinkling of broken chain falling to the floor. Jerking his arm to the side, John felt his sword snag on the orc's forearm then skid across bone, as finally the blinding pain subsided slightly. The orc sank to its knees, mouth agape, but only after John'd headbutted him did he make sense of the sound hissing from between those tusks: "I yield!"Taking his furious revenge on the fallen beast, John hacked and thrust lividly, until the lump of flesh was no longer recognizable. Flinching as a hand appeared on his heaving shoulder, John turned to see the worried face of Sharwyn. "The temple of Tyr--they can heal you. Your stone," she spoke. Nodding, John rummaged through his pocket, gripping the enchanted stone. "Reditum tutum," he muttered, feeling the warmth wash over him as the bright lights of the Temple of Tyr blinded him. Priests rushed to his aid, and the healing glow soothed his pain as it knit his wound shut. Yet his mind was still in the prison, more confined than the convicts he'd sentenced to death. A stupid mistake, overeager like a boy with his first whore. >>566138320>>566125594Yeah but I'd rather do it in order still.>>566133420I already specialized in it; longswords are guaranteed to actually drop in most games.
I've begun work on "Really Camellia" for WOTR
wtf am I reading
Women just call themselves asexual just to deflect attention from them btw.
>>566161468What are you removing?
>>566161179>only for (you)Will I get hot lesbo sex if I play as femtrader?
>>566153529There is something really peaceful about Tython. Ultimately I just prefer Korriban though, where I met my master and the eventual master of both my body and my heart, Lord Zash.
please cease being schizophrenic in this general
Yrliet isn't asexual, you just disgust her
>>566161571An extremely out of place line that disagrees with the rest of her character and writing, some changes to her initial build, an hopefully a nude model.
>>566161208If lesbians do not have sex as you say... then how do they reproduce? Think before you post, dumbass.
>>566161737This isnt even one of the top ten most schizophrenic generals, we dont even have to put the suicide prevention hotline in our OP yet.
>>566161808>An extremely out of place line that disagrees with the rest of her character and writingWhat line? Are you removing the cuckshit or not?
>>566161870>then how do they reproduceMizora and Kagha will demonstrate if anyone can find Arabella
>>566161870Via mitosis retard. Like Orbeez or whatever people call them now.
>>566161937>we dont even have to put the suicide prevention hotline in our OP yet.which general has this?
>>566161937>We're still good, we're not in the top 10 shittiest countries to live in yet
>>566161870When an alpha lesbian rapes females she creates more lesbians
>>566162135>f*male>alpha
>>566161937Yeah but it's getting worse. Every time I start posting in a general it starts sliding into schizophrenia and low quality posting, just once I'd like to find one before the best is over.
>>566162135Women can't rape, that's a male only activity
>>566162227Real life lesbians are strange
>>566162481life is strange
>>566162420why did owlcat waste talents on webbers? does anybody even use them?
