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BITCH
S.Kasumi when?
>I honestly don't know why I spent over two years on this game if the developer, the publisher, her own Japanese VA, and the community all hate my favorite student. Why did spend money on this game? Why did I spend money on her plushies?>Gomen, Yuuka.
>>566278976where Mika?
Who the fuck is Yuu and why is every girl in the game for him?
I WAS PROMISED GOOKAKO BREAD
>>566279043tea party summer rerun, special
>>566279054>00:16 JSTher birthday is over, retardbro
>>566279054Bday is over as of 16 minutes ago. We operate on JP time for bdays.
>>566279048who's worse this or midori schizo
Each day that passes without Suountent I will eat a box of wafer cookies, and hopefully by her release I will be so fucking fat that I'll be able to surgically remove the fat, sell it to eskimo families to use for warmth, and be able to buy a bunch of pyros
Happy birthday Mika, you're still in my heart
TOTAL GOOKAKO DEATH
>>566279242wtf get her out
>>566279048Gomen Yuuka is so funnyHer VA should die too, the ultimate form cuckoldry kek
>>566279048PLEASE STOP IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY IF YOU KEEP THIS UPP
>>566278976Loving /bag/bros...
>>566278976>m*ka birthday overgood riddance
>>566279293never
>>566279404Hopefully threads will get better today
>>566279361Gomen, anon Sensei...
>>566279192>midori schizoHe's based, he makes brownoids seethe and shit themselves in rage
>>566279043I wish the bottoms matached the top.I will spark this harder than I've ever sparked a standard in my life.
>midori schizowho
>>566279048
>>566278654it's just her navel
>>566279441you're in this thread, so the thread is already bad
>>566279441>implying>>566279404monkey...
>>566279528>Posting gore on a blue boardCease.
>you can see the ribcage yickes
>>566279192I'm not brown so why would I be bothered by Midori posters?
Shiroko Yes!
>>566279519
>>566279192>he thinks there is one Midori poster
>>566279626looks good when that's a child like plana, but if that's a hag like kayoko I will recommend her with a diet specialist
>>566279043look her body might be peak sex but there's such thing as too large air intakes
>>566279708Watch her become irrelevant and forgotten until next Millennium anni
What makes Ichika so attractive?
>>566279454he wants to kill asians, anon
I miss my Session friend
how would you feel if localizers made Momoi talk in 2000s gamer lingo like pwned and h4x0rz
>>566278976Tsugigi thread!
Rabu means love
Akane Love!Who am I?
>>566279886her tits aren't that big
>>566279626GUH
>>566279856She's literally me but fatter
https://x.com/i/status/2052698711319629942
>>566279454>>566279653>>566279765not our own threads grammar police, there's a guy on twitter who throws massive tantrums in the same vein of that Yuuka one about his studentwife midori being hated by the devs, people post his screenshots sometimeshe really threw a fit when Alice, Kei, and Yuzu got their battle alts but twins got nothing
there is a seia in this thread
>>566279969no
>>566279765I assumed he was on about some twitter schizo.Surely no one would complain about a relatively commonplace funpost directed at ESLs and / or amusing grammatical mistakes.
>>566279856Is her leg alright?
>>566279886SEApags don't count
>>566279892I'm looking for friends...
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>566279840she's taking some time off for her pregnancy
>>566279991You're a JTF mob?
Hina should transfer
>>566280224yeah but to something like the ASS clubjust take it easy with absolutely no duties whatsoever and let gehenna self destruct
>>566280224Her ass to my face
There is too much magic in Blue Archive now. I miss when things were more grounded and science-based.
>>566280026Sounds like our irohaschizo here, nothing special
>I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen? I did everything they told me to.Which student does this fit the most?
Midori should have been a Momoi alt
smeg
>>566280141We know sensei
>>566280095I meant the devs, but w/e. Have you ever actually looked at what he posts? He's not even a nazi, he's just retarded
>>566280375Saori
>>566280348>underage schoolgirls with halos shooting each other with firearms without fatalities is somehow grounded and science based
Bros I feel retarded, I had spent 10 hours across 2 days testing Wakamole Torment teamsNone of the recommended teams worked for meSomething always went bad and bricked the entire run.Nothing went exactly like in the guides despite not using Kayoko to avoid RNG.But somehow in the end I managed to clear Torment despite surprise bad RNG that wiped the Phase 1 Mika team and the Phase 2 Neru team.I'm so fucking glad that Torment is auto guaranteed Plat in Global.For some reason this is by far the hardest raid for me.Neither Geburah, Yesod, Goz or anything else gave me so much trouble.
I keep the game open because it makes me feel like I'm in Kivotos with my students.
>>566280375Hina but not really
>>566280375Izuna
>>566280481Saori went above the call of duty, and also knew she was bad
>>566280136I don't trust...
>>566280553you were probably doing something wrong or had some missing piece of investment, this shit is pretty much deterministic for me it was not realizing my Fuuka didn't actually have maxed skills like I thought
>>566280767I picked up the game because of this (formerly) gif
>>566280550It's a WH-introduction era shitpost someone has decided to dig up and microwave.>Cooks making eldritch tentacle monsters>Anything to do with gods / halos>Magical leotard nunsI SLEEP>Big booba retard with an even bigger hatAIEEEEE! HELP ME BLACKSUIT!
>>566280557same
>>566280767real looney tunes shit
>>566280983Improved
>>566280693which makes it worse
>>566280550Science is basedMillenium will get another fest
>>566280929I picked up the game because of this crybaby tummy slut.
There are people ITT who will unironically be thrilled at the idea of another lookdown
>>566281294It's "Lockdown".
>>566281198That's the digital idol Hatsune Miku
There are few things I hate more than being greeted with "Hi how are you?" from a stranger. I'm not gonna tell you how I'm actually doing because nobody wants to hear that, and even worse, I'm expected to ask the same in return as if I could possibly give a shit. If I really wanted to know how you're doing I'd contact you directly and privately which would also imply I know you well enough to ask and actually care in the first place. The world would be a far better place if we could all just greet each other with a simple "Hello" or "Good morning" and then fuck off about our own business.
wehn Ako volume??
>>566280553>10 hoursJust sit down in future with one team that you know you have the investmtent to ape, find a video and start benchmarking your damage vs the comparisons.Finding out where and when you're losing the damage (or health if it's deaths) is half the battle.Wakamo is pretty nice for that since you can often use the stuns as easy measuring points.
>Data a hag>Gan a dautgthersimple as
>>566281372How are you doing? You sound grouchy.
>Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it againWhich student does this fit the most?
>>566281372Ako WOULD say this
>>566280224
>There are few things I NIHAHA more than being greeted with "NIHAHA" from a NIHAHA. I'm not gonna tell you how I'm actually doing because nobody wants to NIHAHA that, and even NIHAHA, I'm expected to ask the same in return as if I could possibly give a NIHAHA. If I really wanted to know how you're doing I'd contact you directly and privately which would also imply I know you well enough to ask and actually NIHAHA in the first place. The world would be a far NIHAHA place if we could all just greet each other with a simple "NIHAHA" or "NIHAHA" and then NIHAHA about our own NIHAHA.
>>566280553I do this every TOR and if you're retarded, it never gets better. I 3T everything by tossing out bodies and clicking buttons. it works and is soulful, but comes at a cost.
>>566281372>Hi how are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBtczMWDXKE
>>566281510thanks for reminding me of that trilogy of raw lovemaking doujin with Shuro
>>566281543cringe
doro
>>566281372You have a problem.
>>566281412>Miku then proceeds to rape Sensei
https://x.com/Mingri_2525/status/2052736868165570636
>>566281543Kotama after recording my JO sesh
Do we need to use AP for steel continent assault or are we getting two weeks of 3x equipment farm?
>>566281840the event uses tickets that regen on a timer so the latter
You have 15 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>566281840Need 3X comms so fucking badly.
>>566280767this never fails to make me smile
>>566282068sex
>>566281942Thank god.
>>566279309go back
>>566281869i know none of these characters except haruka. am i too much of a boomer?
fuck, when is the new deca story coming? I actually haven't caught up story wise
>>566282068[x] Touch fluffy tail
>>566281372Hey, what's up?
>>566282134Never, seethe more yuukuck
Saw this on twatter now you have to look at it kek
FAT AND BALDTAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
>>566282251sasuga tourist
nah im stinkmaxxing rn
>IMG_
>>566282198Few weeks? You can finish it in 2-3 days if you really take your time
>>566282281I didn't have to look at that
For me it's >Are you sleeping?
>>566282323Cope
well are you!
>>566282281lol if you insinuated to Nagisa that she has romantic feelings for Mika she would scowl so fucking hard the skin on her scalp would crack
>>566281942Are they on like a daily refresh similar to GA/TA/JFD/lesson tickets or are we going by realtime like the cafe?
Ako is sleeping in the dog bed in the corner of my bedroom
Now that's dedication
>>566282489realtime
>>566282489https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Steel_Continent_Assault
>>566282489Real time, like one every 2 hours or something along the lines
>>566282394if you say yes they might not rape you
>>566280829>>566281460>>566281590Thanks for the tips anons.But yeah I'm pretty sure I screwed up along the way without even noticing.For example, most of the popular teams did not use a Healer and managed to do the fight just fine in the video guides.I couldn't do that all, all attempts without a healer were failures.I had to search for teams with healers and even then sometimes they didn't worked for me.Without Kokona and I.Mari it would been impossible for me to clear it.I'm happy that I managed to do it, I'm just livid that this older raid was unironically like 300 times harder for me than newer raids.
>>566282562Right next to the hinachair>>566282726Is this the inevitable P5 collab before EoS
>>566282783sex
>>566282716inspiration?
is there a script or something to skip battles? I want to level up quickly to finish volume 3 but can’t be bothered to slog through Missions 5-10
>>566282783>>566282798+1000 social credit
>>566282783sniff
>>566282981Marathon, not a sprint.
>>566282981Just do simple missions pussy
>>566282981just quit the game now
>>566282617>max tickets is 40>1 ticket every 30 minutes>20 hours to regenerate to full means you cant just do things on a 24-hour cycle like you can with cafe/regen APHopefully my work schedule doesnt make this awkward
>>566282981You can attach Cheatengine and speed up the game. You won't get banned.
>>566278976Roogi
>>566283069Imagine the utter stink wafting from the box
>>566282982
>>566278976you finally did it!
>>566283204BOOBA
Man, I can't believe Blue Archive has been out for half a decade. If time progressed in BA some of these girls would be done college by now.
>>566283091>>566283149>>566283154>>566283243Thanks y’all.
do not pat you are students
>>566283640I am not students
>Kinda hoped I could get play by doing a decent Insane run>Just barely outside of the necessary rangeI really don't know what I could to to improve it and there's no way I could pull off even the shittiest Torment run. I guess I still need to grow my bonsai more...
>>566283791>there's no way I could pull off even the shittiest Torment runSays who? Post your current 2T INS team
>>566283412Poverty Mika working part time in a maid cafe event W H E NIt can be about reeling in Mika in a boss fight whenever she's about to unleash pure gorilla rage on Karens
>>566283998Make it a joint event with PS68
>>566281869>six rolesIs she really considered a VA? Kojima probably has more roles and spoken lines than her.
>>566284197I would consider her a VA at one role. Why do we need to split hairs over who's a true VA and who isn't? That's dumb.
>>566282783>I had to search for teams with healers and even then sometimes they didn't worked for me.There are plenty of teams that do - out of the top 6 fastest teams on Yuuzu 3 of them are running a healer (though that's by speed, not popularity).I know I've certainly always ran a healer, used to run Kokona, moved to iMari when I got her and just switched to a comfy dMicher clear after trying a bunch and failing to pull it off over the last few days until I found a rotation that worked with my investmtent.
>>566284179They got enough alts dawgMaybe rope in Kirara and get her a maid alt. This leaves a third slot, surely there's no silver-haired tomboy playable character to fill it in...
>>566284197Yeah. Your job isn't defined by count so easily. Also, that's probably why she and Nonomi's VA are always around, nothing better to do.
>>566283860This is what I've managed to win with. I was told that running Mika instead of UNeru first is a better idea, but for some reason every time I try the team just dies much faster and I am not sure what's the deal
>>566284461Why are you using regular Hoshino? She does absolutely nothing.
>>566284461>I was told that running Mika instead of UNeru first is a better ideaWait what? Why? I thought it was the opposite.
>>566283998we dont like poor people here!
>>566284461>>that T2Bro, you need to read the mechanics. There's something everyone else is doing you're not to get more damage on the boat.
>>566284521Cuz I like Hoshino, and also it's not like I would be using her for my rotation regardless. My second team isn't the issue, but my first certainly is
Damn.
>>566284461do you have Eimi? Chihiro? Hifumi/Fubuki?
>>566284398You have to let Erika go broThe accident wasn't your fault...
>>566284637Even still, youd want to have a student that does nothing to at least be contributing with their autoattacks and basic skill. Replace her with someone like maki who can both add to the debuff count and throw DEF debuffs at the boss.
>>566284772>Eimiunbuilt>Chihirono>Hifumino>Fubuki2 star unbuilt
do students wear lipstick?
>>566284874Built for what?
Excuse my powelevel faggotry but could Fox squad take down Hina or Hoshino?
>>566284941Yes but only when they're sucking on my cock
>>566284874>2 star unbuiltlevel 1, 2*, basic and enhanced skills at level 7, is all you need
>>566284550uNeru deals lots of hits. P2 benefits from hitcount.If you're going to use Mika and Neru it's 100% best to use Mika on the first half.>>566284461This isn't going to be optimal but it's the homework I did to help a casual ass friend out who was too lazy to do it himself.The P2 rotation is just the one I'm using for Torment, so is massive overkill - I'm sure someone can post a better P2 Insane rotation, I doubt the healer is even needed, just posting this since you have most of the jigsaw pieces.There will be far faster out there if you or someone else is willing to spend more time / effort than I was on my lazy bro who was just after a clear.
>>566284874Build Eimi, she's one of the most consistent tanks in the game. Fubuki quite literally works at level 1 for this raid. Start farming Hifumi, she's one of the best hards to unlock.So, no. You're probably not doing TOR. And yes, your second team is part of the problem.
>>566284667Needs correction
happy friday /bag/, have a good one
Weekly boozing with my studentwife's VA's another role this anime season
She fucking tormented me
>>566284941Yes
>>566284941Sensei does sometimes.
>>566285283No halo?
>>566284874>>Fubuki>2 star unbuiltit's fine, she really doesn't need much. picrel is my torment clear using her
>>566285136Heyyy Happy Friday dude
The halo really is a great litmus test this game has for art
>>566284667My princess shouldn't wear this...
>>566285136Happy friday ariusanon, have a good one as well
>>566285394Isn't it just off screen
https://x.com/yue3621_R18/status/2021388721912938512this is aru with sex
>>566285136You're supposed to be dead! Happy Friday.
>>566284401>picuh, trigger discipline doko!?
>>566285517This anon is lying, there's no Kokona in that post
>just finished my dailies>it's Mika's birthday, so why not greet her>her birthday ended 18 minutes agoOops. Sorry, Mika! Lemme compensate by putting you on duty today
>>566285517This anon is right, there's sex in that post
>>566285661>Haruka('s VA)>trigger disciplineit's method acting
>>566285410thank you anon, have a great day as well friend.>>566285492oh thank you hinanon, have a great day my friend. And a wonderful weekend to you too!>>566285602I was, well for a fair amount of time. So, i'd like to wish happy fridays until i'm dead yet again. Have a wonderful day harukanon.
>>566285661she's gonna kill her
>>566279856She has "best friends that accidentally fall in love" vibes.
>>566286038students don't die when they are shot
>>566285956I gently remove the grapefruits Kaede stuffed into her clothes so she could sleep more comfortably
>>566282726>>566285947Ok, what are these referencing? I'm gonna guess JJK and CSM because of the "aura farming" cringe and the "wholesome chungus trendy pop" dancing, respectively.
>>566282726Is that legitimately a Zoolander reference? Nips know what Zoolander IS?Well maybe this gif/moment became a meme or something divorced from the movie
>>566285136happy Friday!
>>566286314you should watch more movies and listen to more jpop. that is all
>>566286323You really don't know?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddjMh8-Qsk
>>566285947Damn I love this
>>566286314Yikes.
>>566286323Holy kino
>>566286436idk what you mean by "don't know" but I don't follow "hot memes", I just watched the movie when it came out
>>566286405No need, my JK girlfriend keeps me up with the trends
>>566280369It really is weird how Iroha doesn’t even have an alternate sprite when everyone else from back then at least has one
>>566286330thank you hina sensei, have a delightful day my friend.
>>566286304>napkin littered on the floorNot my Reisa
I love Misuzu
>>566286702That's obviously a bona-fide non-cosplay JS who by the way is about to break into a killer dance
>>566282798>>566283321This girl was able to fit right in at a kindergarten btw
coom in Nozoom.
>>566286845We need a reboot game with full, non-chibi models like GFL2 or Arknights Endfield.
Now that I really think about it What the actual fuck is this entire outfit
>>566286845GUH Chibi SEXO>>566287132Forgot your gookako picture, fag
>>566287180Don't ưory about it.
>>566287180dress shirt, skirt + apron
>>566286845The most powerful Archive.
>>566287180it's the skirt that bugs mealso her navel is too low I think?
>>566286845The moment when Mika is redeemed. I wish they animate that part like in v1c3
>>566286945Yes
Which student would let me put it in her butt?
>>566287180What bothers me the most about her outfit are her silly ass tear glasses.
>>566287179Eri paizuri
>>566287373Not even the most powerful Trinity
>>566287132No. What we need is full chibified cg. Imagine this scene, but animated chibis like that nagoos flip
>>566286545KACHITORITAI
>>566286405>>566286494Enlighten me, o' wise and media literate senseis.
>>566286945I don't know what scenario activates my almonds more.Kisaki's ability to pass in a kindergarten or the idea that everyone knew and just played along.
>Ibukifag but also a MikafagHuh...
>>566287620still have no idea how you are supposed to activate almonds
>>566287180
>>566287647A lot of people get her badge since it's the easiest to get because of meta, even if they have a different wife
>>566286314
>>566287440Ibukicoded student
>>566287180Her skirt just doesnt make practical sense for someone to manufacture.A normal skirt would've been fine
>>566286845Can the Justina spooks get pregnant?>>566287180The tie is there to absorb her cleavage sweat.
>>566287753>because of metaMeta benefit stops at 50 which isn't even 20% of the grind to 100
>>566287753>bond level 100>easy>meta
>>566287753This butthurt nigga keeps spamming the same narrative even though it already got debunked a lot of times, lmao
>>566287867Yes but it's easier to get to 100 from 50 with a student that likes a lot of gifts
>>566287759Simply want in on the jokes, Heisenberg-sensei.
>>566287447yuuka is so desperate she would let you dubai chocolate her
>>566287647Understandable honestly.I got Ibuki to 100 and while Mika isn't even remotely on the radar for that, I'm a sucker for genki girls and do enjoy her a lot. I'm not surprised there's more people that fall into the overlap but at different ends.
I love Iroha
>>566278976Tsurugi thread.Finally some good taste.
>>566287647He's princessmaxxing.
>>566288103this is just unsightlyunkemptshameful
you guys only like kotori because of her tummy
>>566288000nigga, there are lot of students that have more favorable gifts compared to Mika
https://x.com/mingmao111/status/2052772918040612930
>>566288210Please - say no more, I can only get so aroused.
>>566288226Yes but not meta
>>566288103She needs to see Sumire.
>>566288103Kotori's muffin top...
>>566280553>10 hours.Outside of reading the story I spend like 10-20 minutes on this game MAX everyday.
>>566288343No metafag is spending the resources and time needed to raise a bond 100
Healthy hours?
>fat woman: beautiful and stunning>fat dude: hit the gym niggaoh I see how it is
>>566288332stop posting chinkshit
>>566288542They will for a 100 badge
>>566288343>Hoshino>sHanako>Mutsuki>dHina>Seia+sSeia>Alicenigga you're contradicting your own points. Yeah you're just a dumb nigger
>>566288627Rumi would never say that.
>>566288027You saw cute girls dancing and jumped straight to JJK, CSM and aura farming. Sorry but you are hopelessly brainrotted.
>>566288627Hit the gym nigga.
>>566288627Canon feeder btw
>>566288213Plus her glasses.
>>566287180She's wearing an apron with suspenders sloppily instead of a skirt.
>>566283428What have you accomplished is half a decade?Tell me..... I'm waiting.
>>566287647There is nothing wrong with that, he's doing side quest
>>566288646>he is doing it for the badgeSo you agree it's not because of meta
