Previous: >>566263661>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Gold City feet in my mouth
orenji
next poster is GAY
>>566286182Umatism has a single spot open this month! Yes, ONE spot. Isn't that buebuebueno?>A rank casual club (B+ in spirit)>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die and try to play the gameReply with your FC or search for the club with the El Condy Pasa danchou icon ingame.
AIEEEEEEEE
Do I spend my 2 gold crystals on the Nishino flower Power SR?I'd get it to MLB and I already have MLB Vega SR...
Now THIS would have been a good design
Digitan LOVE
Latechads, which inherits are we bringing to the mile CM? Tracen Cheer looks interesting but I fear it won't trigger that often
>>566286329>>566286368Umatism? More like homotism LMAO
this thread will be creamier
>>566286440uh what
wahey
Delete PalmerI want my wedding with Curren sooner
If you're an active trainer looking for a casual club, you need to join HonseFun today.We brought in irrefutable conspiracy theorist Daitaku Helios to explain the phenomenon.There is one slot open. Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game before the end of the world arrives
no med S but that's enough, getting really tired of MANT runs
>>566286645Impregnate Teio with triplets for every leg of a Triple Crown she misses
>>566286182>CB OPEXTREMELY based!>>566284228Weird, but I respect the Hussle, and "danger" involved.>>566284460>Has no idea what the +5 meansWay to show yourself, normalfag! Go and play some cRPGs! >:(
>>566283615>>566283618>>566283705>>566283716She's here... slightly above half a spark, I'm okay with this. Also got fooking 3rd vampShower dupe and 5 starred og neicha while at it
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566286393Honestly, I would. Nishino is a useful RB bonus for MANT. SRs are going to be extinct pretty soon anyway. now rainbow crystals......hoard the fuck outta those
Postan pure adult SEX
I'm noticing an uptick in Digitan posting
>>566286393Whats your speed ssr situation like and do you plan on getting 3lb+ smaru or tachyon? Because speed sr pasa is a very good budget option
Is Nishino SR better than the welfare Marvelous as a RB stick?
>>566286393Dont trust me but from what I hear SR cards mostly start to fall out of use, because apparently there is a shop that lets you buy the old SSR cards, and there isnt anything particulary strong after Admire Vega
Please... I just pulled for CBT... I want to main ends...
>>566286987>Twin Tails downN-Nyo......
Last Thread
>>566287072mehssr marv gives a lot of initial power
bro im training for dahby wtf is this stam
which one should I roll gwos
>>566287202digitan based!
>>566287202mambo spotted!!!
>>566287072both are 15 rb, nishino can give you charming iirc
>get a run where my wit cards finally cooperate and give me rainbows out the ass>Kitasan goes AWOL and gives zero rainbows after junior year
>>566287301The one that makes your dick the hardestThe only one with any "meta relevance" is golshi as a TT and debuffer parent
>Get first daily shop>Buy everything and leave>Do the rest of daily / legend races + TT>Don't get another shop>Navigate back to the homescreen>I forgot to end the first daily sale when I left
>>566287072Marv has THH hintNishino has Charming random eventMarv also has initial stamina if you want that
>>566287035I'm not sure about Maru but I'm planning to roll on Tachyon and I have about 60k saved up (rolled CB to 3LB)
>>566287010>digiwhore only gets posts when shes metaAll her "fans" are fraudsMore like Only fans
>>566287301You roll for Summer Golshi in the hopes you get Summer McQueen along the way
>>566287301sex ship
>>566286546Also to the anon that left a message in chat that you'd disappear for a few days, I saw but forgot to reply. That's a-ok with me, thanks for letting me know
>>566287202mambo
aside from no Medium S, what am I missing from my Princess?
>>566287514If you're planning on double sparking the Tachyon banner and you have Kita then you should be fine with speed cards. You can use your gold crystals on Nishino then if you want to. Gold cards really are just for new players after a certain point and come Grand Masters we should be all running 5+ SSR decks
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>>566287202Big if true
jiggie
Thanks umaGrok
>>566287715power and wit
>>566287342>>566287674>>566287202Mambo
>>566287715qwo? your dober ult???
I guess this is how I find out that I'm weak to freckles
>Saving up to roll for Steampunk Taishin and Ticket in July>Its right next to Maru speed and all the good stuff>Steampunks in the JP rating are at E out of SSDoing it anyway because Taishin is my favorite girl but I'm hamstringing myself in a racing game yaaaaaaayI'll be shocked if I see another Steampunk Ticket or Taishin out in the wild
>>566287731Feels good being a man cause i love stroking dicks with my hand
>>566287363
>>566287202Oh cool we have a cloudfag now
>>566287547Is she any good meta wise?
>>566287879What the fuck does that mean
>>566287715If you can take Dober ult over Ryan I'd get that. You're ideally aiming for 5th to proc moving past+redshift and then nimble nav to the front. Aside from that double circling spring runner and left handed is pretty bad value and Savvy does little to nothing. You're much better off getting the generic medium/late surger corner and straightaway skills so your Princess pushes up to that 5th position in the mid race
>>566287970come over here and find out ;)
>>566286419mant killed all latechads
>>566287941Shes MFYD
>>566288065I got a 5 inch pecker you would not enjoy stroking it
>>566287715Dober ult in place of ryanSome more midrace skills
>>566287795I get power, but is the wit that bad? >>566287838I can either borrow Maruzensky or Dober, and I was reliably informed there was no point in having both Pump and Moving Past>>566288048I see. I thought I was good getting the greens, but I'll remember that
>>566286821ugliest club ever
>>566288185Isn't 5 inches the average?
>>566288065No thanks I don't swing that way
Cute
>>566287941she's ok
>>566287794lol
>>566288178Victory cheer is plenty consistent. The rest is just Pump and velocity. You don't have spurt or anything. MPB is bad on this track.
>>566288269Only if you count women.
>>5662882191 level in the greens is fine, but you only get 50% of return from double circling (60 vs 40 speed) while it actually costs more to get that extra level. Same reasoning you shouldnt double circle the medium/straight skills if you have other options available
>>566286546>apply directly in-gamehow? you have to be invited, silly
>>566288325>New joe>glass>water vibrator>tran
>>566287715She looks fine, aside from downgrading the gambly OYL to slick surge for another mid-race skill, too much accel
A HERO
>>566288454not if you're clubless
It looks like I'm bringing both Dober and Ryan's inherits on Gold City. For some reason she is doing good in my practice runs. So is an a non debuffing OG Nice Nature though so I'm sure I'm gonna get roughed up in the Derby.
>>566288325>New Joe
>>566287941She's meta for making my chinpo the OOOchinpo
>>566288325>water vibrator
>>566279845(Spoiler for Fuji's "The Greatest Blessing in Life" event.)It's perfectly normal for your trainee to say that she's genetically compatible with you after smelling your towel and then asking if her scent makes you feel the same, no?
>>566288269Pretty sure global average is like somehwere in the 5.3-5.5 range. Not a huge difference and it's about how you use it yada yada
if your uma doesnt have either A cup boobsOR D or bigger boobsshes worthless
I'm this, THIS close to start flatlining, give me a reason to play with no clocks. My aces are ready.
>>566288387naruhodo, I've learned somethingso, there's no reason to double circle Medium Straightaways/Late Surger Straightaways?
>>566288386>>566288612This is very unsettling.
>>566288557City is the epitome of the gamble. If her spells hit in the right spots she'll win hard, otherwise she's a dud. Even this random City I built a month ago does alright since her unique is a mega gamble.
The horse daughters need you to have a huge cock torena-kun, you are going to be fired
>>566288667Currenposters should give out kisses in the thread for free
>>566286182I'm stuck Uma Mages. NHK mile or speed training I have weighted anklets as well as a 40% improvement. Which way Uma Mages.
>>566288269dependsin korea average is 3.5in india 4in usa 5 (though they got 1/2 an inch chopped off by the jews at birth)in croatia 7
>>566288803no fucking way 7 inches is "average" in croatia
>>566288802>NHK Mile CupGood odds you'll lose
>>566288776I'm a gross ugly oji-san thoughSo Curren might be fine with me, but why would /uma/ be>inb4 he doesn't know
>>566288678they give a bit more speed (from a 0.15 velocity increase to 0.25), but it's same story as with the greens. It's more efficient to just buy another skill. Obviously if you get unlucky with card hints or rival hints then you might be out of options, then I'd prioritize double circling the corner/straightaway skills
>>566288802NHK mile
>>566286937>>566287165Isn't the Pasa SR card good?
>>566288606oh, so this explains all the fan arts where she's smelling her torena
>>566288991is stallion x mare straight
>>566288387Double circling the corner/straights is actually not that bad if you have discounts
>>566288776I said to convince to play not to give me the eek.
>>566288803
>>566288949I have an A in mile and funny enough I don't struggle on NHK it's the next mile run that usually fucks with me.
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.(Please please please join, Dancho told me that I have to post a naked Bijin and get banned next thread if this one fails too)
>>566289012>>566288678Prioritize double circling the velocity skills over greens is what I meant to say, didnÄt specify. Gomen>>566289108Yeah they if you have high hint levels from repeated rival hints then it's not too bad. They become very cheap
>>566289195from the side
Will straightaway spurt ever work on tracks that's not long or sprint?
>>566288325>Dorija is sovl
>>566289095Yeah, I think that this is where it all originates from.
Why does the umalator always put Triumpulse way above Barcarole? I thought the latter was supposed to be an upgrade?
you should thank me for rescuing this Teio artthere's a timeline where this art was lost forever in the archive. never to be found again
>>566289092not really, Kingu and Sweepy are still betterplus Pasa SR doesn't get released for bit, yet
RETARD GASSED OUT
https://poal.me/7btf5ewhy is there so many gigadick chads in /uma/? look at them. its just physical freak athletes all the way down. SEAbros how do we compete on a genetic level with these beasts?
>>566288991Hishiama is so lucky its unreal>>566289106They're still women so its not straight unless one of them is genderbent (I have seen several genderbent brian/hishiamas from one artist)
>>566289360holy spe wife haircut
>>566289490even on 4chan i am a subhuman...
I have a question pertaining to Uma mothers. It's pretty much established that Umas are like elves with aging, however does this mean once they choose to become a mother they grow and develop maternally? Like after the twinkle series ends, an Uma if she has bonded enough with the trainer she'll enter a motherhood stage and be able to produce children?or is it only for racing Umas that they slow the aging? While regular Umas age faster? It has nothing to do with the actual game of course but all for head canons.
>>566289675Don't think too much about it
>>566287201>pretty long hair+tail>short skirt>the 10/10 top with visible bra+straps>the ringshut up
>>566289490no one is willing to admit they have a small dick
>>566289675Umas are always ready to produce children, it's then they get pregnant and after the birth of their child that motherhood starts
>>566289675I keep seeing Taishinwife art online and I want more. Her antics with her Taishinlings are funny
>>566289675maybe like real women when they get pregnant they go into huge hormonal changes and at their metabolic level shown by the amount of food they consume they develop huge breasts and wide hips in a matter of days turning off their desire to run
>>566289483you digitan niggas need to stop bringing her to rooms with sub-1k stam and no recoveries
>>566289801The Twin Tails are Inari's charm point. Go jack off to Creek.
>>566289490>three 155cmwhat are you...
>>566289675>Umas are like elves with agingUmas are like female Japs, they visible age (a lot) once they hit THAT day, before that they stay pretty and young, also this is a fictional anime world stop thinking about it holy shit you autist>>566289960I don't care for creek, so no thank you, I'll take what I posted instead.
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>>566289490My ID says 179cm but that was back when I still had hair and I'm pretty sure that added a cm or two....
with minimal sparks, is 1 creek enough to build stamina for long umas?
>>566289314Oh no...
>>566290054wooo /uma/ club let's go!!
>>566290091nyo
>>566289490I am of average height, so I didn't answer the poal
https://poal.me/hbp6lz
>>566290091No, you need at least 2 creeks.
oh shitI'll take it
>>566286396>Digitan with large breastsI never knew heaven was this close…
>>566290054This danchou should strip for us
>>566289675I think it applies to all umas, it wouldn’t make much sense if it were only for the ones that race. As for when they can have children, I think that, unlike human women, umas have heat cycles, which is when most of them, at least the racers, get pregnant (usually in spring). Taishin’s mother confirms this when she visits and talks to you before a race
>>566289972The numbers match with the amount of self-reported... ugh... FOIDS FUCK OFF
>>566290091>>566290148wait, no, i meant, 1 stam card (creek)does that mean i have to drop both nishino and marvey for stam cards so cafe and creek fit there?
>>566290087>bald manlet ojisanliterally made for teio>>566290156based 184cm normal average human
>>566290023No, I will continue to write cringe fanfics about my favorite Umas and myself. No one will stop my autistic magic.
No idea what this is, nor do I care much, but lol
>>566290310how many stam sparks?
>>566290181Whats your endgame?
>>566289371>No replies
>>566290352>184 cm averageFuck off Kraut
>>566290054>>566290137>gorilla and villain clubShan't join
>>566290358based wizard
>>566289490Reminder that if you're under 6'0 you don't have human rights
>>566290412best i got was 8*
>>566290054You never mention the quota you guys want.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-ZMi-AFb0Not really a musical song at all, but it's what youtube gave me so I'm posting it
>>566290384its more granblue slopWHERES OUR AAA OPEN WORLD PRICONNE GAME KMR?
>>566289170Hnng
being tall is not good
>>566289371The latter is an upgrade because it can proc in first
>>566290384sorry cyjews but I only invest money in games where I can collect waifus only
>>566290358>Nattie posterI stand by what I said, but you get a slip from me, for being based.>>566290569Manlet spotted>>566289170SEX WITH PALMERMARRIAGE WITH PALMERCUTSEY BABY MAKING
>>566290569This. fuck lankletsenjoy dying sooner
>>566289371Ogurin game
>>566290569Please tell that to the majority of women looking for height in a man
>>566289195Sum of both / 2
>>566290629I'm not even close to a manlet but shorter people have it easier on their joints or overall live longer
>>566290746Women are retarded, more at 11.
Reminder that the only people that will ask for your height on the internet are foids
>>566290767you could just insert a ruler in your urethra for that
>>566290629XT is making the audio double-up, so Natie sounds funny lol
>>566289371"If losing, win" is the best skill in the game, NYOpera's fires too early.
>>566290746yes, women hate uswhich is why we have gachait is the domain of the manletif youre above 6 feet get out of our general. youve got all the 3d girls you cant have our waifus too
>>566290825So do thin people, what's your point, manlet?If you're bitching about people bigger than you, you're a manlet in spirit, even if your height might not show that.
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>566290869That's untrue, losers that have nothing going for them except for their physical attributes try to brag about that stuff all the time too
>>566290480maybe, but you will have to hit a good summer with her, if you uma has stam growth, is she doesnt I think you would need more sparksI was able to hit 1k stam with creek only on VBourbon, which has 10% but I was using something like 16 stam sparks
>>566290569Only if you're too tall
is mambo still recruiting
>>566290956hes a mental manletmany such cases!
>>566290956this makes no SENSE>>566291005if you're already 190+ it's kinda getting meh for your joints
>>566290974
>>566290490just look at T100 club daily outputbasically that plus tips
>>566291043mambo is dead anon, it's Cult of Shiraoki now
>>566290967What happened to the other guy from last thread that wanted in?
>>566291005>>566291095>tfw 197
>>566291095see >>566291093it makes PERFECT sense, except to manlets in denial
sex with heliosdaitaku rape
>>566290974We're all losers, thoughever
>>566290997i see, tnx. and if the uma has a low speed growth, can i get away with 1 wit in favor of 3 speed?
>>566291189gigachad i kneel...please fuck my sister and give our family some alpha genes
>>566290928I'm not leaving. I'm an autistic wierdo with no friends, being tall doesn't help if you never meet women
>>566291170He accepted our invite
I'm a manlet and my joints are shit. Knees creaking and can't run without feeling like they'll fall off 40 minutes in. I'm danchou btw if that matters
>>566291317>with no friendsI thought we were friends
women are overrated anyway, I want to date a guy
>>566290928>>566291317waifus should be for losers only desu
>>566291224Yeah but acknowledging that makes you better than losers in denial that want to feel better about themselves because they have tall genes.
>>566291382average danchou genetics
>>566291189That's fine, over 2m it's too much
mambo rejects all applications from people under 180cm tall
>when she realizes what the ‘secret sauce’ was
>>566291382I think you're just fat bwo.....
If you're a guy from a FIRST RATE (world) western nation, and you're 179 or under, you're officially a manlet. I will be kind on 177-179 folk, but anything below is without question a manlet and barely bigger than the avrg woman.
>>566291224fuck off sharteen
>>566291407sorry i cant be friends with a manletits a major aura loss
shut up and fight my Fine899938148999381489993814
>>566291532Not true, we can always use more people to man the kig.
>>566291417I am a loser, I have no friends >>566291407aside from (You)
>>566291538She wants more?
>>566291248if you have finemo you will also need for it to be a good run with her rainbows and I'm not sure you can hit 1k wit with only her desuYou can always cope with less wit, finemo alone can hit something like 700-800, maybe a bit more
>>566291129Do you guys bot or do you just play for 4h+ every day? Genuine question, because I cant see myself averaging over 2 mill/day while still doing other stuff in my free time.
God I wish gyarus were real
>>566290490>quotawe go by a "minimum" -it's never the same but it IS always the bottom of S-rank averaged out anon. As long as you can do what one of the torenas in the 90th rank club can do you're greata flat "quota" is pointless if it doesn't guarantee the rank everyone is aiming for, but also you don't necesarily need more than the bottom unless we're trying for S+ or whatever so that's what we useif you want a range last month it was 78.3mthis month it was 69.7m last i checkedthank you for the music! I've listened to it twice now, very tender melody. do you recommend the show?
>>566291409Modern day women are high maintenance and play mind games with you so I can understand why someone would just settle with being a faggot
>>566290384oh no no no cygames-trademarks-in-order bros how did they lost order this can't be oh no NO THEY MUST BE IN ORDER the order can't be lost...
>>566286821I love that picture, hope you guys find someone soon
>>566291578this sounds kinda like projection bwo
>>566290825>manlets overall live longerI'd rather live better during my prime years as a 190+ dude than shit in my diapers for an average two extra years as some 170 cm manletplus it makes it easier to manhandle every uma and I don't get embarrassed standing next to the tall ones
I'm a 160cm ish sea manlet and had a swedish friend came visit and he was a fucking lanky giant, I dunno how I managed to show him around the city and walking in the public together back then. I drove a car at least also he turned tranny and we never spoke anymore Uma Musume Pretty Derby
>>566291731and your post reeks of rejection
>>566291578who is the designated 190cm+ chad uma?gold city?>>566291701order...lost...
What is S rank anyway? Top 100?
>>566291560...That's true but you didn't need to say it like that
>>566291780yes
>>566289371Tpulse 3 secondsBarry 2.4 seconds.
>>566291653>700-800i'll live with thatmaking med/long pace/fronts is pain
>>566291621>600 staminarape finemo posters
I’m 180 cm so as long as I can easily pick up Cafe I’m okay with being short
>>566291774The 180 monster, gold city is for beta males that care for no one but her.>>566291749Cringe image, but based post.
>>566291854I could see Mambo making that if they ever actually ban botters
>>566291774Does it matter when all umas can manhandle you?
If you live in a FIRST RATE western nation and are over the age of 24, you are an expired ojii-san. I will be kind on the 24-25 folk, but anything above that is without question a geezer and legally classified as a fossil.
Under 170cm? Just wear a skirt lil bro
Palmer is out soon right? Someone sell me on her.
190
>>5662916212 moreshe swung out from the corner 500m away from the railing548870055488700554887005
>>566291976If you're under 30 you have no business being in 4chan.
>>566291976Remember that all umas' trainers are used goods
>>566291976Shut up zoomer *punches you*
>>566291918you're alright in my books, man of taste
>>566291976>26M-Masaka! I’m still young! 6-7! Wei! I hate Curren!
umas prefer short men, the smaller the better. 5'8 is the absolute upper limit, and even then only if you're yutaka take.
>>566291918holy jpeg batman
>>566291918cafe's 155, one of the shorter umas in the game. literally a standard issue japanese twig woman. 99% of men tower over her.
>>566291976Shut the fuck up, child, or I'll beat you to death with my wealth of life experience and body strength.
>>566290715>enjoy dying soonerfrom what, too much sex?
Toreina is fucking dumb
>>566291976>wasting your prime years playing Umai can excuse the ojisans, theres nothing fun to do as a millannial, umas the most fun you get 20 year olds like you should be out banging hot girls instead of wasting your time on this
>>566291976I'm basically 30. 30 is still young, I can find a cute lovable umawife anytime haha
HURR DURR MANHATTEN CAFE IS THE WEREWOLF
>>566292261ZAMN I thought it was a blow-up sex doll!
>>566290715women are beasts.
I don't care how tall you are or how big your penis is. Go finish your 5 daily MANT runs NOW.
>>566292335Dia is a good girl, she would never do such a thing!
>>566292270sadly all real women have daddy/height difference fetishes nowadays and only fuck boomers and lankletsi blame porn
>>566291043no, we got recruits from Discord (nobody from /uma/ joined), so we're full now
>>566292270>20 year olds like you should be out banging hot girls instead of wasting your time on this/thread
ngl, I forgot to do legend races before reset
>>566290715phew good thing i don't know how much an inch is
>>566292452fr ong no cap?
>>566292437The fatter women get, the larger you have to be to make them feel small and petite
>>566291676That's fair but I dont see myself ever reaching those numbers because I either kinda want to just do ace runs for cms which dont give that many fans, or do one chill run a day. Especially with the Poe2 update coming at the end of the month idk how many mant runs a day I can manage... Good luck with recruiting though, you guys seem chill.The show has great music and it's one of my favorites though there's def some caveats. It's a mystery that's purely dialogue based which doesnt go well with the modern hype moments and aura anime crowd and it also frequently sexualizies kids as a joke, which not everyone vibes with. If you're willing to give it a fair shot and look past the touchy subject matter then it's def worth a go imo, but it's really not for everyone. They do the thing where at the end of every arc they play an instrumental remix of the opening of that arc and it's kino every time.
>>566292270>banging hot girlsnta, but girls wouldn't give me q chance desu>manlet>chopped face>dickletonly thing keeping me from ending it all is cowardicelet me enjoy umas in peace, please
>>566292562ong frfr
who is the designated 'so desperate theyd even fuck a 175cm turbomanlet' uma?
>>566292451This is an umamusume thread you stupid faggot what do you mean /thread
>>566292270Implying I can't do the same when I'm 40 or 50, if you have money you can still bang
>>566292721Smart Falcon.
>>566292165Have cafe tummy >>566292204>155cm God imagine
>>566292721maruzensky
I'm three times the age of my trainee and she seems okay with that...
>>566291976As an ojisan and hag lover I refuse to let a zoomer say that hitting 27 means you're a fossil. Unless you are 40+ you are not even close to being aged like fine wine. You are a cheap beer at best. A modelo.
>>566292803Why are you 60
>>566292743/thread
>>566291945bwo they fall to high 400 if botters get killed
>>566292721My guy you're taller than every uma except for the "comically" large one, you're fine
This game is the definition of bullshit. Surely, a 200+ on all stats mejiro bright can beat my 800+ spd/pwr/wit just because. Yeah right. I like just throwing my alarm clocks out of the window.
>>566292580Better to have a chopped face than a chopped dick.
thank you for that laugh anon
>>566292803Age is just a number, only fags outside your bed care about it out of jealousy
>>566292721the basic blonde bitch. That's why SEA likes her so much
>>566291578>I will be kind on 177 (...) folkthanks
>6 races in a row at 0 energyI'm working this bitch like...well like a horse, and she just smiles at me
>>566292907>Even japanese human women are 173cm nowadaysits so over
Name 5 influential people who are under 180cm tall
>>566293006Uhh Napoelon??
>>566292986I look like this
i keep chuckling every time I see NYopera's unique skill animationHelp
>>566293006Goku
>>566292986No worry, laddy! Plus, you posted a nice image, so that helps.
>>566288802It's G2/3 that you forego for training, not G1s, and ESPECIALLY not G1s you need for epithets
>>566293001Those are the tallest the game has to offer. The Japanese exchange student that lived with me for 10 months was chest height and the friend she invited over once was the same. I'm 178cm so she was tiny
>>566293006Warwick Davis
>finally hit a distance inspiration>mile S>get another mile inspiration>didnt get early start>700witim crying
>>566291857It will be buffed after 2nd anni
>>566293006napoleonhitlerstalinmaopol poti accept your concession
>>566292081join bitches
These are the best hours
>>566293135
>>566292959the only ones that complain about age disparity are old women and young men that can't find a partner
>>566293001I was in Japan in march, and I'm 5'10". Sure a lot of guys are close to my height now but I still tower over basically every woman.
If you loved Cafe you'd run her for CM even in MANT.
>>566293006Jeff BezosMark FacebookBig YahuYeMessi
>>566292270>interacting with people>funI wish that was the case
manletbros atleast we can take the midgetpill
first time finishing her career after having been spooked by her since pre-unitywhy don't we gosling more often for the big headed banna fiend?is it because she has a lower voice than other umas? her glasses making her look like a grandma?
>>566293006Charles De Gaulle
>don't get BBQs>run turns to shit
>>566293389my love only goes so far...
>>566292803Nishino Succubus would smell your clothes
*rapes onii-chan*
>>566292081501328915013289150132891lastttt
>>566292270>i can excuse the ojisans, theres nothing fun to do as a millannial, umas the most fun you getHey today is my day off from work, what else am I supposed to do?
Only a few more hours to secure your natty GF. Are you going to make me execute more natty gf propaganda?
>>566293389IM TRYING NO MEDIUM S BECAUSE SHIRAOKI WANTS ME TO SUFFER
>some /v/tard spamming tiktok zoomer trashuh oh meltyyyyy>>566293179>>566293386The dream, god the dream...>>566293545MY CUTE CF!!
I take honor in getting women despite being a manletFeels like clearing a game in hard mode
>>566293567you told me fronts would be strong, /uma/
Criteria for /uma/bf>6’10>10 inches>10 figure salary>10/10 face>10-pack abs
>>566293541>Nishino Succubusdoes this exist? asking for a friend
>>566293386I'm 192cm and when I was in Japan I was bumping my head constantly over stuff while leaving the train it was annoying
>>566291976>26Where are the gyarus>>566292907People forget that this is an asian game and they arent that tall>>566292918>MejiroWas it mcqueen on tenno sho spring
>>566293493AAAAAAAAAAA
>>566293609I prefer raven haired beauties, sorry
>>566293493I think it's the lack of fan art, one artist I know that's a Biwafag puts a big watermark saying "no TL"
should I?
>>566293386But were they cute?
>>566293609I was cucked from her and CB so I'll take the nuclear option and become a true volcel aka Front chud forever from this day forward
Opera is one of the funniest umas in the entire franchise.
>>566293687>best height>best umaholy based>>566293768yes. the odds of you rolling them gets worse with every new uma released. its already over for you.
>>5662930066'0 is the ideal height
>>566293768Are you going to run them right now? If so, yes. If not, wait until you are in case you get spooked.
>>566293682yes but if you have to ask you don't deserve her
>>566293567I really hate how good kitasan is at fucking up other fronts from the lead.....
>>566293609there is THAT many!?>I only got 3oh...>>566293687I'm only 180 and even I feel that in rare moments, feels like the house I live in has been build for people a good bit smaller than me, it's odd... It's one thing when it's a low hanging sink, but even doors.
>>566293567Grope and molest Ayabe, she's so strong.
>>566293974Let me guess, no leader's pride?
>>566293493Its a well kept secret amongst Biwa enjoyers
>>566293843like this i guess>>566293885no wonder bitches were queueing up to go to the island
>>566293974What do you mean?
>>566294075leader's pride doesnt always do its job (or even proc)....
>>566293885>department of correctionsToT
>your height>how many CM plats you havepost em
>>566291661very anti bot, with the average being 2.6m right now that's about 3 runs per day in MANT. the key is members figured out how to do a "fan run" efficiently before the term was even going around at like month 2 of release, actively discussing it in club chat. at 1m every 15 to 20 minutes you can almost double the quota in an hour and a half.that said, most members just enjoy playing the game a lot normally and will get in a lot of parent runs or mix in a quick fan run if they don't feel like finishing dead MANT runs. it varies a lot with each members goals and what they value, not to mention attracting morededicated anons as time goes on>>566292574thank you yeah the club is very laid back and groovy despite technically being a "competitve" ranking crewi will look into it! i enjoy a slow burn on paper. at least with classic films
>>566293493Both versions we have of her are unplayably bad
>>566294075yeah I didn't have it on my seiun, my last spurt is kinda shit I need to hopefully mske a better one for finals
Does anyone have the Bwaaah image with Narita Brian? Where's she's being held up?
>>566294137The reason S Maru, wit Daiwa and S Tap are so good is thanks to Top runner tho
>>566293567despite not hitting any accels with vega I guess it's finethanks for joining!!
>>5662941931892i didnt deserve either of them desu
>>566293493head too big
Does someone have this straightened hair Hayahide I think I saw it posted here before
>>566293843If you have yellow fever sure.The cutest girl I talked to though was very un-Japanese in a lot of ways, her name was Mari and she spoke english with an Australian accent. She wore jeans, a black hoodie, a baseball cap, and had attached to one of her belt loops 2 small plushies of Umbreon and Espeon. But when she smiled at me it was like kryptonite to my heart. No one else I met in Japan dressed or talked like her and I regret that all I did was talk to her.
>>566294315Thank you for hosting!!
>>566293761ohhh, i see.>>566294095she looks prettier the longer i look at her. fuck. and that lewd racing outfit....
All I care about is that I tower over my cute wife, while our daughter is even smaller.
Is /uma/ club the strongest club? I always see their trainers in rooms, certainly feel like they have the highest powerlevel
>>566294315ty for hosting
>>566293974victory cheer go brrr
>>566294193159cm0
>>566292103Have you been here for more than 20 years?If not you're my kouhai, o-ji-san~
>>566294315My Golshi didn't activate anything after your Vega activated Dioskouroi. I have no other choice but guess it was FCM diffThanks for hosting
>>566293493Umas who aren't useful in CM get neglected by metafags and there's also some homosexuals who find her deep voice unattractive. Other than that sometimes being a "for (You)" umamusume doesn't cut it for some people if they don't like anything else about the uma in question. Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?
>>566294194Fan runs make sense, yeah. I just dont really find doing a run "only" for fans appealing/I'd rather just give up and start a new run when things start going south.Hope you enjoy it! It's def a unique experience
>>566294407>Went to japan and all he did was talk to a cute AussieThe heart is a powerful opponent, at least you had fun... RIGHT!?
Oh fuck you game
>>566294629i have a glasses fetish and not many umas in this game fulfil it
>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?I would literally fall for the first sub girl who said she wants me
>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?H-haha.... right...
>>566294736The only propaganda I ever fell for
>>566294736No she was from Japan, she was an Osaka native, she just studied english in Australia because that's where she went to college.
POV: you are a carrot on the ground
>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?Part of the reason Dream Journey is so popular is that she unequivocally means it when she says she wants you for you and doesn't give you the option to see it any other way.
>>566294395I only have this
>>566294629i hope before i die i have one female genuinely say she wants me
>>566293885>white
>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?thats why there are so many top gun fans
>>566294197>guts growth as med/long umaatleast give it to stamina....
>>566294518>he didn't notice
i'm too boomer to understand what this says
>>566294928Good art but mcqueen should be flat.
>>566294862>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?I do when they're my CF>>566294882Really? Fascinating. Explains the gay ass pants, I suppose.
>>566294987HUH AM I BLIND?!
>>566292103we bounce like this
>>566294747hehe guess she was the party ditcher hehe
>>566295026spell it out in japanese
are we all on a depressive episode today? the fuck?
>>566294941Ashkenazi are white yes
>>566293986There are at least 2 more but they only happen during specific times of the day and when you log in. I'll record them one of these days.
>>566295156the ramen is golshi?
>>566295105don't worry about it...
my princess...
>>566293885That's actually super tall for a jewish guy, I thought he'd be shorter.
>>566295176It's Friday and we're all alone.
>>566295176I hate the overuse of "depressed" these days. My late grandma had actual honest to god depression, while all the retarded zoomer, alphas and what have you today self diagnose themselves as being depressed when they're just retarded and mentally ill.
>>566295026It's actually boomer-friendly. Just imagine you saw this on a vanity license plate and what you would think it says then.
>>566295026bet youre too boomer to understand this too
>>566295086uhhh fake news??
>>566295280NO I SHOULD NOW
>>5662941935'11" 4. If I didn't have bad scoliosis I'd be 6'1" ;_;
>>566294931>she wants you for you
Do you guys finish runs that don't proc med STickezo is saying what I'm feeling
>>566295481no
>>566295190oy vey...
>>566295156this ramen is ROKUYONGO yeah i get it now
>>566295204At first I didn't know what to do with her voice, now it really adds to her charm, she just so darn cute.>>566295298So is this badass princess.
>>566295481Yeah for the fans, also I would feel to abort a career for a reason like that
>>566295481Med A can get you to A finals
>>566295460>the foid mind cannot comprehend loving someone for who they are rather than what they areMany such cases
>>566293609Sorry, I don't like her poomfs being gone in this outfit.
>>566295306It's 6am on a Saturday.
>>566295481I meanif you like Danchou very much...
>>566283789>>566283959Well I tried. She has an awful Mile stat so that was annoying.Sadly this feels like shes gonna be Loser Ticket in the CM.
I'm a bit sad today. Today + Tomorrow are the last days I will see 100% trophy completion on Rice. When her own legend race comes out the day after next, there will finally be a trophy she cannot earn and her count will drop to (X-1) / X
YOSH!
>>566295687we have kiwis here?
My will is breaking
>>566295687Go away, time traveller
>>566295770Don't even bother loading up mile sparks, just take a med-long rotation
I hate how much this mode discriminates against umas that have an F/G rank in either mile or medium so you have to mutate the fuck out of them for them to be viable. Can't wait for GL where it's all about training instead.
>>566295957Yes sir, I can't wait for the good ol' Grand Live training.
>>566295537Did you know that May is Jewish-American heritage month? Please do not be anti-semetic, we are white
>>566295949>races: 28gwo...
>>566295656Oh, okay...
>Fails a summer 5%Okay I'm quitting
>>566293493taishin throwing stones from a glass house
>>566295481if the run is trash in junior or classic i'll throw it away. If i make it all the way to senior, i may as well pivot to parent mode pushing for 3x 1100 and 2x 600, don't waste any SP on uniques, buy a lot of greens that don't apply to the CM track but are still good, etc.
>>566296319but Danchou will be sad...
>>566295892Chrono's fat cheeks
>>566293493>taishin says, as my pre-race cum is currently dripping out of her onto her panties
>>566296221retard
>>566295829bricked
>>566296414I'm already quitting you don't have to convince me
>>566296414Too late
>>566296163It'll mean I can run Jordan again without having to hunt for a gorillian mile sparks. I miss her so much... We never went to the hot springs...
>>566295770I think it's possible to make a decent tickezo in MANT with the right cards/legacies
>>566296516???
>>566296319>>566296551Make sure to let danchou know
>gives you BOFA
>>566296514Wouldn't an uma race worse if they had just fucked? They expended energy they could've needed.
>>566296662Killer troons on a late surger?
So is this anna anon or someone else?Is there more to this?
>>566293386yeah yeah shortie make up more stories we all know only 6 ft 1+ chads get girls
>>566296725*smooch
>>566296725I actually bring her to get BOFA as my gold recoveryBut it's unfortunately super unreliable
>>566296840He probably posted this on his d*scord or something
>>566296662>Mile E>Races: 38WTF post that schedule
Are we watching the Kyoto Shinbunhai tomorrow? Kitamura Yuichi and Chrono's son will race
>>566294315What’s your deck for Vega? Didn’t realize she’s so strong
I just had dinner
>fucked up my replyI'm gonna kill myself>>566296776Wasn't trying to make her a late that run.>>566296973I ran during summer. I'll get the whole schedule in a bit.
Which of these decks is better for Dober?
Which umas would save themselves for after finals?>inb4 none of them
>>566296996>Are we watching {inser race here}AlwaysGoing to do the usual write-up for uma presence in the pedigrees of horses in the graded races this weekend in a little bit
>>566296925
>>566296964I guess it was probably an april fools thing then.
How can we make him quit permanently?
>>566296996we will be there
>>566297281Vodka. Not for lack of trying mind you, the nosebleeds just prevented rape every time.
>>566297439MANT until EoS
>>566297439imagine being such a cuck that you let losing a 1/3 make you depressed.
>>566297310Falco won't even date her trainer and will be cucked by his next trainee
>>566297439Get him into a tax audit
>>566297281the hot springs event is after the finals so...
How tall are you Trainer?
>>566297689He sacrificed his higher education for it though.
>>566297702>>566297281Replied to the wrong post
>>566297592Imagine being the sole unraped torena-san. You'd be a man dying of thirst watching every other man drown.>>566297797>implying nothing happened before that
>>566297814188cmI'm taller than every trainee in the game!
>>566297820if he's making it his job maybe he should do his fucking job instead of crying about it.
I just noticed that the lobby Uma's (enhance, story, race) have animations when you go to another screen like the shop or club.
>>566297969Anon...
>>566297814I'm taller than all of these.
which digitan
>>566297310I like those, thanks for doing them
>>566297820he will quit uma for med school now
>>566297814I'm unsurprisingly not as tall as a fucking horse
>>566298082post deck, I'm trying to build her too
>>566297871I think it’s more romantic to wait until then
>>5662972264 colors feels like a brick whenever I run it.
>>566298082I'd probably go left
>>566298082left
>>566298095He should definitely do that for multiple reasons.
>>566297814They use hands to measure horses. What are those in hands?
>>566297895>>566298067its measuring their body height not the top of their head btw. The clydesdale even has its neck lowered compared to the others. bitch easily peaks 220 when postured.>>566298124gigamanletbwo...
>>566298082didn't you already ask this
>almost 3 more months of turdblazer
>>566297439You are jealous of his success
>>566296973This was the schedule for that run.
>>566296673you're supposed to do OP races too for coins
>>566298278>its measuring their body height not the top of their head btw.Oh I was going by the top of their head when I said I'm not as tall as a horse. Even then, draught horses are fucking massive
>>566297439KWAB
>>566297439>gave up on being a FUCKING DOCTOR AT DOC SCHOOL in favor of being some tranny that steals his vtuber character from a video game>proceeds to go "REEE I LOST I HAVE TO TAKE TIME OFF FOR MYSELF"Holy FUCK why are zoomer are such disgustingly entitled little children?
Races start in around 6 hoursGraded races start in around 12 hoursToday's graded races:G3 Epsom Cup (post time - 15:45 JST), 1800m Turf, 4YO and up onlyG2 Kyoto Shimbun Hai (post time - 15:30 JST), 2200m Turf, 3YO only, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)Tomorrow's graded race:G1 NHK Mile Cup (post time - 15:40 JST), 1600m Turf, 3YO only
>>566298265>measuring humans that are mostly hands in FEET>measuring horses that are mostly feet in HANDSare amerimutts retarded?
>>566298132same deck and parents for both, 17* power sparks
>>566298124>air groove lickingwe need more of this. who is someone she frequently gets mad at?
>>566298413bourbon...
When do we get more cocks
>>566298398With all these races do you just do like zero training at all?
>>566298345nah closer to 2 months
>>566298413>spechud after 1 meal
Why does Golshi still assault my ears when I open the game
>>566298486Me, her beloved imbecile.
>>566297063
>>566298608i wish she didn't sing so retardedly
>>566294931There’s nothing quite like a heartfelt “I love you.” The implications are profoundly moving, and most of us never get the chance to say it.
>>566298398what the fug
>>566298437LET'SGOBERESHIIIIIT>outer gateAIEEEEEE
>>566298647i meant an uma, anon. an uma.
>>566298486>we need more of this. This is the only other one I have outside of the actual webm of her licking her trainer
>>566293697|>mejiro brightyou retard can't read can't you?
>>566298290i did this morning but nobody gave a straight answer
>>566298043I guess I just haven't been paying attention.Though also I don't know if I've ever swiped over to look at them before clicking the club button, the Uma in the home slot doesn't react at all.
>>566298851They are both bad
>>566298851That's true I was here this morning and didn't give any answer at all
>>566298752Wife Groove should only lick me, her imbecile.
>>566294629>Surely you wouldn't fall so easily in love with every uma that says she wants you, right?Every single side of the playerbase goslings over Nature, even the japsWhat are you even trying to imply here
>>566298686her voice range is fucking insane though
>>566298851That's not true I said right, how much straighter did you want?
>this is not enough even for SS+ How the FUCK do i get Ug? I don't even need it i just want to prove to myself that i can.
I have no idea how this happened, fujin isn't even my favorite...
>>566298998god shut the fuck up /v/tard go and get some new lingu you cringelord
>>566298124>>566298819>art makes it lustful>when in the actual footage she's just trying to get him to pay attention to her like a toddler saying "mom" over and over
>>566299069This statline, +300 guts, +fast learner
>>566298404auto solver don't seem to pick up pre-op/op even with the option for it checkedeh
>>566299031i got 1 left answer, 1 right answer, and 1 neither in total, it was very helpful
>>566298437G3 Epsom Cup (post time - 15:45 JST), 1800m Turf, 4YO and up only1. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove2.3. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S5. 6. 7. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove8. Sire side - Grass Wonder9. 10. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S; Dam side - Special Week12. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Eishin Flash; Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side Symboli Kris S, Maruzensky15. 16. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove17. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe
>>566299069well your guts is ass and the difference between SS+ and UG is only like 400 score pretty sure. Basically the difference between a strong SS run and UG is fast learner
>>566299134Why are horses such attention whores?
Bruh Fast learner at the end but no rainbows in the entirety of the URA section Thanks….
>>566299069inflated stats are mostly guts and wits + fast leaner
>>566299158so it's rng (i mean getting fast learner), not understanding of the game. i get it. What a pile of shit. I'm not gonna even try anymore.
>>566299134I recall someone saying she'd do that when she wanted treats
3941991618 Uma race on the CM track!
>>566299258While people do make the comparison of horses to "really big dogs" and that's not correct, there are some similarities.>>566299358I mean there's that too, horses do lick to let people know they want something to snack on.
>>566298851>nobody gave me a straight answer>>566299209>3 people gave me straight answers
39109455CM14 testing
Whoever thinks that MANT is an S tier scenario should kill himself. Right now.
>>566299308The bad part of fast learner being more accessible than before is that it becomes necessary to compete
>>566298556It's been a while and I don't really remember how that run went exactly. I always try to save my energy and training items to blow my load on non-race turns. I don't remember exactly if I hoarded everything for summer in that particular run. Sorry.
>>566299517then why are you here instead of playing it?
>>566299517The S is for sucks.
>>566299534buying the fast learner hat tanks your stats. It's entirely whale shit
>>566299534How the fuck is it more accessible?
>>566299517VF does and I have seen several people claim that MANT is better than Unity
>>566299486>They aren't big dogs... HOWEVERSo you're saying they are KINDA like dogs...
>>566299487and none of them elaborated. i did get more answers for one side this time at least, will go with nimble nav digital instead of med S digital if i don't get a better one before the cm
>>566299509stop accelerating your aces I can still make CM13 aces I still have time don't move to CM14 yet wait for meeeee
>>566298689Loving someone like Journey loves her trainer is risky unless you have the power and influence she does
>>566299097melty
I don't hate MANT, I hate that there is already only like 9 days left until round 1 starts.
>>566299419how many do I bring
>fine motion can run endIt's so fucked up
>>566299612what a strange question. I'm here because i'm not playing it.
>>566299632Hat is good>>566299648Hat sometimesYou used to only get it off the 5% proc on the event
>>566297871>Imagine being the sole unraped torena-san. You'd be a man dying of thirst watching every other man drown.Sir, Urara's trainer exist i guess he doesn't exist now?
This or Japan Cup? I can only pump it up +40%.
>>566299676Any animal humans have successfully domesticated share some traits (following people, nuzzling for treats, playing with toys, understanding our voice and emotions) because we specifically bred those traits into them to make them more pliable. But that doesn't mean it's 100% transferrable between species, one of the biggest differences is unlike dogs, horses are prey animals so they're inherently more skittish by nature.
>>566299763>9
>>566299242G2 Kyoto Shimbun Hai (post time - 15:30 JST), 2200m Turf, 3YO only, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)1. 2. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O3. 4. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Neo Universe5. 6. 7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe8. 9. Dam side - Fusaichi Pandora10. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week11. Dam side - Stay Gold12. 13. Dam side - Jungle Pocket, Manhattan Cafe14. Sire side - Symboli Kris S15. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Chrono Genesis16. Sire side - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe
>>566299763I thought round 1 starts at 11th or in 5 days
>>566299942I specifically bred my umas
>>566299924japan cup, you're going to overcap speed at this rate anyway
>>566299896hat is a must-buy if it appears discountedotherwise meh
Horses are friends!
>>566299896Hat costs a shitton of points and if you already have a shitton of points, then your run is bricked.
>>566299942So, what you're saying, is that all by human domesticated animals are kinda like dogs? Got it.Yes, obviously I'm shit posting for a laugh, I get your point. I, too, love dogs.
>>566299687I just gave up on this shitshow CM and made Open League aces insteadStatlines are too hard to reachMediumslop sucksMILE IS WHERE ITS AT
>>566299907urara's trainer is the first to get raped after sky tells urara about a joke that you would like
i really should start making aces instead of running random horses
>>566294241>Brianthe one time i need you guys...
>>566300236i prefer having fun and running whatever horse i feel that day
>>566299907He gets raped by the Pal card girl after he does all of their date events (except Riko she's too weak)
>>566300127KINDA. It's also why cats are explicitly not like dogs, we've never truly domesticated them, moreso just tamed them to the point of relying on us.
>>566299957>>566299995NO NO NO WTFTaurus entry starts on the 14th!
>>566300124Nopers
>>566294241>>566300262not a brian anon but i found it in the archive, i also saw a lot of brians from family guy
>>566300056I should've trained...
>>566300262I'll give you something better instead>>566300370Makes sense, also explains why cats are such FUCKING GAY SELF LOVING EGOMANIACAL NI>>566300516>i also saw a lot of brians from family guyHeh...
>>566300262Sorry
>>566300516delivering blowjobs and handjobs to you, anon>>566300573i do like that yes indeed
>>566299961G1 NHK Mile Cup (post time - 15:40 JST), 1600m Turf, 3YO only1. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki2. 3. Sire side - Satono Diamond4. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week5. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki6. 7. 8. Sire side - Satono Diamond; Dam side - Admire Vega9. 10. 11. 12. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Orfevre, Stay Gold13. Sire side - Manhattan Cafe; Dam side - Mayano Top Gun14. 15. Dam side - Jungle Pocket16. 17. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week18. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki
>>566299715Perhaps, but we must try despite the odds.
I just need Golshi to proc Medium S to finish my Aces. I've been at this for 3 days.
>Misclick twice pre debut>Lose debut racealright that's a give up>>566300573Brian is so cute and cool.... I hope mine does well in taurus 2
>>566298437>>566299961Let's go Bereshit! Make your mom proud and make it to the DAHBY!
>>566300529
>>566300658 >>566300795Only the best, for my fellow brian bros!
>>566300878Holy MILF
I'm so fucking retarded.
>>566301043We need to accelerate faster
Sorry danchou a bee got in my room and keeps trying to ram my face I'm scared and can't do any runs today.
>>566300878I didn't say his name earlier because people were calling him bare shit...
>"dude what else is there to umamusume if you dont tryhard cms"cute songs and cute umas?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
>>566294193186cm seanig7 plats.
>>566301218More like Very Shit haha
>>566300573How does one end up saving my silly transparent umaviewer images as jpegs
>>566300785Why are you training an end closer anyway
>>566301218Beresheeto-chan
>>5662941931851(
>>566301151Yes!
>>566301289not my fault, I save em as they came using X/XT's save function.
>>566301359I would fall to my knee ring in hand instantly for either of these beauties....I'd prefer Ramonu though
>>566301308second best to fronts but without the pain of training fronts
>lot of the stallions are kawaii uguu moeblobs>almost all mares are insane bloodlusting berserkerswhat did cygames mean by this
>>566301498it takes a man to be the best girl
>>566301498>stallions are based>mares are, just like human woman, disgusting creature
Why did they make her retarded?How is an elementary kid like Nishino smarter than her
I always forget that Yanko and Sierra Leone have the same dam side grandma
>>566301447I've heard GL sucks too, what if we just skip it....
>>566300764There’s no risk with umamusume
>>566298486>>566298819I have this licky Groove.
>>566301673
>>566301498mares are evil.
>>566301498
>>566301486Second best this cm is lates
>>566301782which is awesome because evil women are super super super hot
>>566301498Apapane doko...
>>566301750No actual licking but this one too.
>>566301498>bloodlusting berserkers
>>566301673Isn't the Nishino lore that she skipped a grade? You gotta have brains to do that.
>>566299509My gratitude to the REAL NEIGHA who joined(unlike the rest of you sissy neighas)
>>566301705It may suck, but I gets us closer to Kris and I hate doing all these races and menu shopping. Also I really miss all the trainee events like shrine visits, raffels etc. Mant feels sterile and disconnected from my trainees. I hate lt
>>566301943lmao
>>566301983she skipped at least two grades, vivlos skipped one grade
>>566301498Males are stable and focused to pander to its main audience, females are unstable
>>566302004>miss all the trainee eventsnta. I thought I was the only one the events really are what makes this game soulful, without them it’s an empty shell
>>566301943
Retard here Uma/2 will mess her up this CM right?So I just want hydrate/corner/luck7, yeah? Is there any backup or cope options for a 4th?
>>566302004Yeah it kinda blows. I do like how interactive it is but it takes so damn long and there's no soul or variance to runs. It's just the same triple crown or tiara schedule every time
>>566302056>>566302224nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566302056>>566302224I hate this nigger like you wouldn't believe.
>>566302224We could have gotten Sodashi by now if it wasn't for this fag...
>>566302548nah, she would only get in game with the rest of 2021 gen
>>566302662she would say that
>>566302696At least the chance wouldn't have been 0 right off the bat
>>566299509I'm waiting for Fine and Curry to come out first.
>>566302232Radiant/Glittering Star
>>566302714Nein würde sie nicht
>>566302368>>566302548he is 100% right btw. imagine if deep impact and king kamehameha had been introduced in season 1. they'd be fucking gag characters like everyone else in season 1. they'd be as much of a joke as symboli rudolf. the longer he holds them back, the better things get and the better they'll be.
>>566302875That has a very high chance of bricking her ult and going off early
>>566302204Well it takes away the journey of your trainee. They dont really get over their problems or grow as a person (e.g. Fuku letting go of most her trinkets, Tama getting healthier etc). All you do is train souless robots with different skills. You dont even get a unique ending for your trainee after becoming the super racist. It just fucking ends and puts you at the post career screen. I hate this dogshit scenario the more I think about it
>>566302662Do bavarians really?
>>566303007>they'd be fucking gag characters like everyone else in season 1I agree with this part
>>566302813Just make a regular Fine and Curren as cope until then
>>566303169
>>566303169theyre more into getting drunk and choking in semi finals
>>566303007Yeah instead we're never ever gonna have them at all now so an even bigger joke with collateral damage from also being unable to get horses like Heart's Cry because he was Pui's rival and Sweepy still being forever alone in her gen to this day
>>566303007but gag characters getting cool moments is pretty kino thoughbeitsee: twin turbo
>>566303007Well, if the original intro was a hint to anything, king kame would be a fanservice character trying to grope/fondle all the big titty umas
>>566302952Doto would goof up the crane game. The giant cutie's head would get separated from its body. Then she would accidentally leave the head in Opera's bed.
>>566303157About the same chance of not firing her ult at all. It ultimately does not matter as long as you still have red shift
>>566303404I have no idea how anyone could find pictures like this remotely arousing
Sexy with Ayabe on Curren's bed
following their current writing trends they would make pui (intended) yumebait like the rest of the playable triple crowns>>566303364fuck off sharteen
i want Flash to gluck my schwein
>>566303545curren would say this
tried to open a can of beans for dinner and the tab popped right offI don't have a can opener...
>>566303545and that basic blonde bitch watches helplessly
>>566303007gag characters are the most popular though
I'm done terrible things while thinking of Seiun Sky's butthole.
>>566303252
>>566303809THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>566303528You coom 4 times a day for 20-30 years you eventually find appeal in comical baloon bodies But also bounce back to petite bodies too, its all seasonal
>>566303871Describe them in detail
>>566303809Not even a pocket knife? Maybe you have to do THAT
>>566303297who said that? it's entirely your assumption. it took five years to get the shadai license, it could take five more to get kaneko.
>>566303809kawakami would just smash it open
>>566303931more likeTHIS NIGGA NOT EATIN BEANS
how will the umas communicate their dangerous day (hairanbi no hi) to their trainer?
>>566303809>I don't have a can opener...You don't even have a penknife anywhere?
>>566303949Enough horny trainer, get your trainee into shape for the cup
>>566303007>Mood Down
>>566303528Are you attracted to women?
>>566304059They piss on your leg while raising their tail
>>566303809this nigga can't afford a can opener because he wastes all of his money on gachakek
>>566303949true, everyone who has grown up with porn has got to the point regular women or scenarios dont do it for them, hence all the incest/midget/tentacle/tranny porn nowadays. yet the normal world has gone more and more straight laced and thinking everything is evilgonna be an entire world full of degens trying to suppress it and it may explode
testo
>>566303809
>>566303528now flat women, now that is tasteful
I finally watched the entire cheerleading story in one go. Surprisingly, it inspired me to scout King Halo. I got her in about 90 tries, and two Nice Natures popped in to say hello along the way
>oomI want all zoomers to hang themselves.
>>566304276I mean, ill never touch a real woman plus real women wouldn't want to touch me either anyway so there's no real problem. Ill just degen it up and hopefully get to fuck a super creek robot before I die 20 years from now
>>566304059when they start doing this, you know the day is near
>>566304468>hes mad and out of managrim frfr
>>566303949Bue-chan making me ejaculate with her comical balloon-sized tits
>>566303949>>566304276the more i cum, the less i want to do with this shitty deviantart anatomy. i want biological artistic mastery. eventually i'll only be able to cum while looking at ancient reliefs and renaissance sculptures.
>>566304468Sorry unc, slang will continue to become more incomprehensible as time goes on
Taurus test6284 3905
>>566301992You're welcome bwo, was hoping someone else would join
>>566303007year 1 characters made this franchise you brain dead gacha piece of shit holy shit we really need to bring the dead penalty world wide global was a fucking mistake
>>566302056I have an idea. Cygames just has to have one of their interns marry Kaneko’s kid so when he kicks the bucket, they have someone to immediately okay all the future Uma content
>>566301992>Right-Handed
>>566304654Dude gross, they fart on those tails.
>>566301992I wanna make a fuji for 14 too, what's the d*ck?
>redditfrogs
>>566305043Woah bwo you might be onto something, maybe the medium S and no Mile S and the medium skills are a further hint...
I wonder how the owners of Point Flag feel about her characterisation in the uma fanbase (if they're even aware of it).I don't think there's a single other non-game horse (apart from maybe Goodbye Halo) which gets such a consistently negative portrayal in fan content
any uma for this feel?
>>566303169>Yes, everyday.>>566302881Doch, würde sie, wenn ich mit ihr fertig bin...
>>566301218The haters will eat shit
Solid run, didn't expect her to become my highest ranked Uma.
>>566305394top gun
>>566305394yeah
>>566304468
>>566304892>mood: normal
>>566303957She only has the 1 butthole, anon
>>566293758>>566293758I want to have SEX!! Same.
There is inner drama in my club chat but I can't shitpost I need to calm the urge you know who you are you're being so GAY right now
>>566304892Not as bad as I feared
>>566305571Your uma need to win normal mood races to qualify for A Finals bwo
>>566304468THIS N-WORD IS OUT OF MANA LMAO!!!
>>566305085If you have MLB Finemo then just borrow NTR instead >RyanIt was for the Nimble Navi!
There's nothing worse than some global retard who truly believes his warped opinion matters after he binged everything the moment he jumped on the bandwagon. Being a gacha project since its inception is both the best (because it keeps this shit alive) and the worst (because I have to deal with mouth-drooling gacha retards) to happened to this franchise. I'm going to do a fucking mant career to forget about gacha retards, that's how bad things truly are.
>>566305651Mambro...
>>566305651Haha there is inner drama in my club chat too what if we share it at the same time?
>try end digitan>run out of clocks by the oka sho>look at the end digitans in rooms>all whalesI' never trusting you niggers again
>>566305651Uma&Co cks bwo...
>>566304468Out of memory? I mean, that is bad but how's it zoomer lingo?
>>566305803
Last chance
>>566305939If you aren't golshi do junior year as late. You need stats to function as an end and those stats just aren't there until early year 2 at the soonest.
>>566305651made me check my club... le sigh
>>566305803First day?
>>566306190ummm hi there
What kind of OOM retard are you?`The mage OUT OF MANAThe nerd OUT OF MEMORY
>>566305646Big if true
>>566305812>mambo>drama in chatThe drama is always projected here since any time someone would bring up something in their chat their danchou would be in a coma
Thank you anons from the last thread for giving me courage and luck
>>566306273love this artistshame they stopped drawing uma and started drawing fag shite
god i hate you dramatrannies so fucking much
>>566306043Wish I had the books to truly max her, but Im saving my books for og Natie.>>566306378Grats anon, her cheer kit is fun.
>>566306345I want to look like this
>>566306378Nigga change your smoke detector batteries
out of mommy
>>566304679>>566305704Out of mana? Now that's a good one
>>566306484this is erotic
>>566305651Can't relate to this bullshit. Some of my club members actually made me like some umas that I hated (because they're shit like the people who post them religiously). I'm happy to be in [name redacted], they're pretty chill and my danchou is cool.
>>566306394>boyfag starts drawing gay shit
>>566306435You only had to follow one rule..
>>566306484this is DV, remember that Tazuna is a fraud that does shit when the uma is the one beating you
>>566306626out of mana is for the MMO chads out there, esp the OG WoW ones, not the self diagnosed super depressed tranny furry FF14 fags.
>>566306626
i wonder if i could take a horse kick to the head without being knocked out or if it would heem me
tight gyaru pussy soon...
>>566306783Shouldnt he be a bit more rounder?
>>566306702Seiun is not a boy.
>>566306861helios would invite mepalmer would invite metosen would do funny hand gestures at megold would... would... bully me
>>566306435I love my wife
>>566306702they didn't draw Seiun that oftenanyway, I want Curren to crush my neck between her thighs
>>566306861>tightLOL
>>566306861i'll take the two on the left
>>566306897apparently his caretakers tried to put weights on him to slow him during his retirement but he doesn't like to stop, he even ran with them
>>566307090Is she even wearing a skirt or shorts or anything to cover herself up?
why is laurel so plain but sex
helios is pure
>>566306861Which gyaru has the highest pussy? My money is on Gold City. Being such a proud model and prude, you just know she's a virgin who doesn't even masturbate
pure slut
>>566307249simple is besto>>566307282pure SEX LMAO
>>566307282Purely cute, yes
>>566306897Kitasan loves to run. You can throw him into a race and he’d love it
>>566307249its uma, anyone can be sex to someoneheck, we even have a rudolf fan in here which i thought was uncoomable
>>566306484We love Orfe.
>>566307327Tighest** stupid autocorrect.
>>566307413>rudolf fanbet he had some formative memories with his aunt or something lmao
>>566307413my puny wife
>>566305404>>566302881my paizuri slave
>>566307413Rudolf is hella sex but you all aren’t ready for that conversation
>>566307327Another example of a brain dead zoomer. The anon, not GC. GC is cute.
Luna
>>566307627slurp
>>566307656
>>566307627she's just a womanwhich isn't that bad, but there are sexer umas
These are too big.
>>566307587>>566307627>>566307656I adore the "schizo" that gets upset over me calling her Luna all the time, funniest thing.>>566307734Sexier? Sure. More gooner heavy? Sure. My Punny Wife? Yes.
>>566307734god i wish women were real
>>566307831Movie soon.
>>566307854>troona
I like Rudolf :3
>>566307734i have adult woman fetish
>>566307413>uncoomableYou "people" ruined the internet with this shit. I'm surrounded by fucking retards that grew with a tablet.
uh oh schizo meltyyyyyyy
>>566307734Personally loli Luna is her hottest form
>>566307632I'm offended, I'm a degenerate boomer, get it right son.
>>566307831Why is Ace here
>>566308059this is just a boy Teio
/uma/ is a tall big dick general
>>566308216Ace is a 40 year old female model that looks like she's 17
>>566308005Watching my 40yo older brother's alpha(?) children is truly something else, next gen degeneracy. Not in the dirty way, but in the "holy fuck these boys are all highly autistic and busted in the head", some literally have been confirmed as well. Granted this is down to my brother and his worthless fat wife, but jesus christ the state of these kids is sad but also funny because I wanna see how bad things get ones the oldest two boys get into puberty.>>566308059MY CUTE PUNNY CF!
>>566307225The tights are opaque, sorry to disappoint
>>566307627she'd have a lot more fans if she didnt have that white piece of clothing hiding her cleavage
>>566307819Imagine running at full speed with those.
>>566307831
>>566308005was the melty really necessary?
>>566308437That makes it even better though? Socks, nylons, and stockings are so much better when it's a solid color it's elegant, professional, and just looks better. Transparent material is for whores.
>>566308271Loli Luna would be an arrogant little shit, even more than Teio >Ill win the triple crown of course >you be my trainer? I guess you could if you manage to pass the test in time
>>566308059This implies Teio will stop being a brat as she ages…
>>566308541CB is a hag. Sirius is a hag. Ace has a hag voice so she's a hag.
>>566308541Ace is just one of those hags that looks young until you get closer and see the wrinkles
>>566308605This is true, visionary
>>566307831sexsexmarrySUPER MARRYULTRA MARRYsex>>566308271Remember how anime moms are usually just the daughter but grown up and with tits? Exactly.
>>566308693Probably, I imagine she'll go from brat to an ojou-sama.
>>566308535I can't imagine it's easy.
>>566308693Oh no, Teio would grow up to be needy as hell.
>>566308541rudolf looks way better with glasses ngl
Teio is cute because she's bratty tho and wets her bed
>>566309058>>566309058>>566309058
>last image is teiogrim
>>566309028That wasn't pee..
>>566308719CB looks like she is like mid to late 20s she is not a hag.Sirius may actually be a hag but she's still not sex because of how much of an annoying bitch she. Still might have been wrong about her not being a hag.Don't know Ace's voice so can't comment
>>566309215Ace's voice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYZN0ITmdC4
>>566307282purely for sweaty lesbo sex with palmer, yes
>>566306625>>566307586I need mommy.
