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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Peach
Momo...
Who won? Who lost?
playing with plastic 3dpd momos...
i bet sparkle is similar to me and also stopped masturbating because being on the edge permanently just feels better
I have best SW999 relics on /honk/.Maybe even the world.
>>566288994>>566288994Holy flopnon
>>566289176>sub 200 speed
>>566288304I guess, just don't know what to even go for.Do I just build elation tb for the shiggles since they're the only elation I'll ever own?>>566288334I guess, but I'm not sweating, and endgame has been pretty easy for me the last year.>>566288337I made a set for my normal SW last time and it turned out unusable!>>566288369The patch ends before he drops? Or does the set he use already drop in game?>>566288581Probably the smartest, just farm an eagle set looking for spd and crit.
>>566289168Crack open a momo
>>566289176Nah, there was a guythat posted an aeon rating a couple days ago
>>566289157I wonYou lost
I love the new Himeko designIt killed any chance of a Tribbios SPNobody wants a shitheir SP, worst cast of characters ever madeWE WON
>>566289168ME NEED MILKY
>>566289205how many tiktok hours did shartoria get again?
>>566289328is this momo white or black tier?
Swannie LOVE! Swannie LIFE!Swannie WIFE!
>>566289240Look at the in combat stats.Going over 200 speed is pretty pointless. There's no way you're getting to 267 speed for 4 turns a cycle.>>566289341Link? I want to see their relics. And then seethe at how they probably have gloves / hat with three subs.
I paused my yaoi porn to be here.
>>566289420>tiktok nonsenseYou lost
>>566289176>Maybe even the world.go find one of those chinese websites that have a ladder ranking character relic sets and see if you are lucky to break into 4 digits
>>566289176Lotta shaky rolls here.
>>566289428she wouldn't have sold as well if not for her huge ass
are momo's tits called momos? what is her ass called? a momo (singular)?
>>566289420SW had more tiktok hours than your fav
>>566289729chinkland makes up 70% of sales btwshartoria flopped and only succeeded among poorpags who need to track rolls
>>566289806Less than 1% of Cyrene art has her ass as the focus
WE NEED FOFO SP NOW
>>566289596me asking when they'll release heberene, knowing fully well that they'll never actually release her
>>566289881It's all momo
>>566289573I dont remember exactly when so im not even gonna bother looking it up, he also said something like you about having the best sw in hsrg but his score was like 152, had 200+ base spd and good crits. Try searching "/hsrg/" in the archive, pretty sure he said that in his post
>>566289919>can't visualize the fat ass she came withgay
>>566289956she would have been a 4 star if 4 star characters where an actual thing
>bigger sales = betterMcDonald's? Best burgers in the world.Windows 11? Best OS ever made.Minecraft? Simply the best videogame.That's how retarded you sound when you compare other's banners performance in this kusoge.
>>566289881TrashShitDogshit
>>566289963I love momo!
>>566290057>Minecraft? Simply the best videogameWhere is the lie
would dick fix them?
>SPs other than sparkle looks like shit>De aged himeko who apparently wont be elation despite being from the planet but aidsventurine will be>SW did fuck all with the shartji damage controlling with "s-she'll be relevant to the greater story i-i promise">elation manages to be even worse tranny adhd zoomer visual vomit than troonmembrance was>3.7 and 3.8 killed any reason to care about the story because they can just use the retcon cats to retcon shit, especially if shitrene and fireshit are involved>overall censored garbage that only the biggest slurpers defend, probably worst than amphoreus defendersi just want 5.x already, this entire planet is worthsless dogshit and even worth making fun of. atleast with penacony and amphoreus being shit they were both entertaining in different ways
>>566290057>McDonald's? Best burgers in the world.true>Windows 11? Best OS ever madetrue>Minecraft? Simply the best videogametrue
>>566290061enough about vivian
>>566290241brother I can literally see the nipples what are you doing
>>566290157Cute naviamomo
>>566290309We don't have a hsr character named like that
>>566290382>literal ML baiting
>>566290241kafka is straightthe rest.... not really.
>>566290241It fixed Kafka so I don't see why notBS is a lost cause tho since she gave up her body
>>566290378you fucking snitch
Hags are so repulsive bros
>>566290491>she gave up her bodyso did Dahlia, they're both memes
>>566290382No bait here, she meant every word.
>>566290157KILL YOURSELF SON OF A BITCHI HOPE YOU DIE FROM CANCERYOU RUINED NAVIA MOTHERFUCKER
I searched my boogieman in the archives and led me to this general
>>566290241dahlia is sitting on Caelus on that image
[sad news] the black tier ass acheron flopped harder than the idols(the biggest flop before this), putting an end of successful raiden mei expies for mihoyo games after getting 0 tiktok hoursRaiden shogun(boobs): 105 hoursAcheron(boobs, hips): 81 hoursPromeia(ass): 0 hours
>>566290491its all magical theoretical, allegorical bullshit anyways, she lost her body but she can still touch people and shit so i bet she can have dick
>>566290382unironically, people always say that about my eyes
What did I think about the new Himeko?
>>566290382Caelus is so lucky
>>566290627FUCKING TRVKE NVKE
>>566290776>she can still touch peoplememoniggers are only tangible in the dreamscape though dharmakaya doesn't function the same way as a physical body would
>>566290941bro do you really think these hoes couldn't find a way to have sex if they wanted to? they certainly can do their little yuri dances, thats for sure
>>566290382This doesn't work for me, cause i am extremely chopped and no one would say this to me.
>say goodbye to Black Swan (optional)
>>566291045>they certainly can do their little yuri dancesguess where they happen? yes, in the dreamscape
>>566290382>girl read every single one of my memories and doesn't hate me
I love my hags
>>566291090they don't call her blacked swan for nothing. if you don't say goodbye she gets blacked.
>>566291113that was also a dream anon
Mywife love!
>muh tiktok hourstiktok hours this, tiktok hours thathow many tiktok hours have you gotten since you were born?ZERO, exactly. Your entire life is a FLOP, worthless even.Have some shame and EoS yourself, NOW!
>say goodbye to Sunday (optional)
>>566291090we hate black swan and swanfags here
>fulfill your promise to Firefly (optional)
>>566291217>how many tiktok hours have you gotten since you were born?>ZERO, exactly. Your entire life is a FLOP, worthless even.This applies to Herta too btw
>his waifu's objective is optional
>>566291212Kill yourself
>Male focused planetNow I'll play your story
>Goodbye, Firefly
>>566291530no one has bs as their waifu lol, ok maybe on reddit or xitter
>put a ring on Cyrene (you can't skip this)
>>566291583Sunday is so fucking shit without his default :3
>>566291628You can actually, Amphoreus isn't required for Planarcadia.
Let's tag team them, Kafkanyeh, Mara rage
my cock needs a novaflare...
>>566291753sorry bu anni event confirms you don't skip anything
>live rent free in TB's head(not optional)
>>566291893>retconnedOH NO NO NO
>made herta into maidslop>made himeko into maidslop
>>566291598Even if you skip it Dahlia ends up telling you what she said and you still get the picture
All my favorite characters are maids.
>>566291893>just meeting her was enough to cause thisPower of the banjo
All my favourite characters are hags
>>566290382She says something like this to every single female character she has voice lines for.
>>566291893>retconned (not optional)
>>566292309SLUT
we need a fully 3d modeled viewer scene where you can touch everything and the female characters react to various situations and so forth. Items can also be used in this mode and its fully playable with extra content coming in regularly
>>566289757Why did you randomly start seething?By the way you're schizo, there were never any shaky webms. Those were all random YouTubers.
>>566292084Herta has an excuse of actually deaging herself because she was a fucking grannyHimeko being deaged is a rugpull
>get new relic for yao>check speed>199.87man this shit sucks
>>566292491cope, deaged himeko is better than another disgusting hagslop
>>566292309Proof?
>>566292627No marketing
>>566292627>only video was the VA begging people to pull her
>>566292802>>566292992They spent all their marketing budget on Shillver Flop
>>566292606
>>566292627ROLL FOR ME MASTAH!
>>566292627Cute donkey.
Evanescia makes my pussy shooooooo wet omg!! I love my adorable bunny! I NEED HER! Wahaha~
>>566292627>can't even get a trailer for herselfHSR's caste system is brutal
>>566292627cute pink donki
>>566292627I was going to e2s1 why did they have go and to make her a fujo?
>>566292992
>>566293280All Hyacine btw
>>566293114SW999 brahminsEva dalits
>>566293049They didn’t just steal Eva’s marketing. The planet opening, anni mv, and concert pv all got axed.
>>566291264sunday is gonna be a permanent member though?
>>566293280>stellaron shitters got brutally mogged by the pinkslmao
>>566293280Cyrene alone was 180k views according to socialblade
Total Madam Herta love
Would you still love Cyrene if she had an enormous futa cock?
>>566293656Uh weird question but I love her in every form
>>566292627Cute bunny! E2S1 soon
I think I understand why exactly this game is in the place that it's in currently. I just felt it in my bones. Like a momentary flash of wisdom. I think that everyone is tired. Despite all the attempts to hide the absolute exhaustion that the devs have forced upon players with their psychological tricks on all fronts - story, gameplay, monetization, future planning - it's just not enough anymore. What a weird feeling, I don't even know how to properly describe it. I just feel like this game, much like basically all Hoyo games, is all front. All face and no sauce. Will anyone feel bad if this game just suddenly stopped existing tomorrow? About a year or two ago I probably would feel something. But not anymore. And it's not like I even hate the game.
>>566293280Yep, I think pink won as it should be
>>566292769>wants to have a longing embrace with Casortrice>wants to have a romance with Agaela>says her heart feels warm when she's with Hyacine>says it would be heaven to be surrounded by 1000 Tribbie>wants to steal Cipher's heart>has a thing for charming bad girls like March>her heart swells when she hears Hysilens sing
>>>/v/738471463
>>566293956She's so cool...
>>566293818This is what happens when people try to play future rail too hard.
>>566294023bw/bw2 we're the last time game freak actually triedthose games had a fuck ton of content
>>566294023Was too existed and i forgot my pic, so here it is
>>566293879Lewd
>>566294220I wonder if the series wouldn't have fallen off so hard after that if they'd stuck to 2d
>Was too existed
>>566293656No, futas are a mistake
>Was too existedKwab
>>566294553Most factually inaccurate statement ever made. This could only be the words of a gay man.
Me eating Mydei's thick greek yogurt right from the source if you catch my drift
>>566294740t. actual gay man
> Speed Buff> Extra Imaginary Damage on character attack> Extra Imaginary Damage of her own> Crit Damage Buff> Can hold Ashveil LC for VulnIs March 7th, dare I say it, based and redpilled for SW999 teams????
>>566293956
>>566294814Actual gay men are repulsed by futa, they're into shit like Buck Angel.
>>566294116I'm not even into the whole meta discourse. I never cared for it. I don't have a single Remembrance character and I only pulled Yao on accident and SW, because I like her. But maybe meta talk did affect it partially, somewhat. Seeing all this buzz everywhere, people going literally insane over meta-information from leaks and speculation (which I think spiked tremendously in the last ~half year) - it's exhausting. It stripped this game of it's facade and revealed it as a scheme. All games are schemes and gachas even more so, but they have to maintain a certain illusion to be, you know, actually games. Anyone who engaged with this game further than just logging in, doing dailies, occasionally doing story and that's it, is infected by this now. And even when you try to ignore this lack of facade, it doesn't really help, since devs make a deliberate effort to play into that, use it to their advantage. This mentality is encouraged with all that shit about popularity polls and how they are now just openly leaking supposed "rewards" for "winners"
e6 dahlia and fugue but no up to date dps break units...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL MARRY EVERNIGHT WHILE CYRENE WATCHES
>>566294143beautiful
>>566291893Why the fuck did Shaoji retcon Acheron? What did she do to him? Kill his gf?
>>566294810This but me licking his armpits
>>566294967My bad you're right, we should call you an anomaly
>Be quite, brown man
>>566295084Proof of Mydeipits being licked?
>>566295062Word on the street is that Shaoji hates Acheron and BS for some reason
>>566295062She's a hag
>>566295062She flopped
Genuinely, what did Cyrene mean by this?
>>566294960Kek
I love firefly so much.. she owns me...
>>566295062He’s terrified of her power.
>>566295218https://x.com/i/status/1895242143972880480
>>566294986The lack of this years planet opening or anni mv or proper concert stuff just adds to this. Even the devs aren’t pretending the game is special or interesting. They are scraping all the annual celebrations for more marketing for a new character.
>>566294986Reading posts of anons getting disillusioned with how Hoyo does things will always be amusing
>>566295578picture cerydra instead of heberene
>>5662956493rd anni is not an important anniversary.
>>566295578Cyrene is still the other half of Irontomb, when amphoreus becomes real she will conquer the cosmos (with love)
Picking up Cerydra so she can slap you in the face
>>566296027Many people want to do this
>Cyrene is a fujo and likes Castorice's Phainon x Mydei yaoi fanficsNot unexpected, I suppose.
>>566296027*step
SW infinity gauntlet is so cringe
>>566296336>he actually has winrar installed7zip where?
>>566296265She likes everything, don't forget she wrote seliose x terravox
>>566296460Dan heng fucked Hyacine ancestor
*rub rub*
>>566296443i think 7zip gives me an error when i try to drag and drop a password guarded file, winrar just prompts me to enter the password
>>566295919It’s important to keep up the image that the game is something more than a predatory gambling scheme. The celebrations of the whole game are important for this. Scraping it so the main push can get double the marketing of even previous mains pushes, makes people disillusioned.
>>566296443>xhe doesn't have winrarkys zoom zoom
>>566296641Straight to jail
>>566296613>Hyacine ancestorBwo?
>>566296367The way she doesn’t use it any animation is funny. It’s so out of place lol.
>>566296443what the FUCK zoomers dont have winrar installer?
>>566296763I skipped the story but this was the vibe I got from the pictures and the few bits dialogue I heard
>>566296641I just now realized that she's tied her necktie into a ribbon. That's cute
>>566296885Well the big reveal of 3.3 is Hyacine not having important ancestry
Thoughts?
>>566297048Boobies
>>566297048Fih tiddy
>>566296660The "main push" is part of the anniversary? That's why they do it. All those "silverwolf" ads aren't actually silverwolf ads, they're anniversary ads. (Well not all, but most)
Ruan Mei’s Meis>>566297048They probably taste like sea water
>>566289174If Sparkle is on the edge and then shapeshifts to a male body, does she remain on the edge but now with her dick and not her cunt which is gone now?
>>566297048Smelly
>>566296879>>566296685I'm a boomer and i use winACE
>>566297048Cerydra could motor boat those while standing up straight.
Did someone say Meis
Mei meis
Herta: Star Rail
>>566292627Sorry Silver Flop needed more trailers
>>566295649Ehh, somewhat. I agree on the part of it not feeling special anymore. When something that's supposed to be special doesn't feel like it, it makes you rethink the ordinary too. To me, it also showed the possible depths of their incompetence or concious negligence, despite their insane amount of resources. I had my own personal pet peeves with this game before which I'm not going to talk about in detail, so it didn't surprise me THAT much. But the further this goes, the more I question who is this game even made for at this point. It feels like most people left are either stuck here, or don't even feel human anymore >>566295763I think I've been disillusioned for a while now. Maybe I was just trying to trick myself into thinking otherwise. Ever since about the end of Amphoreus I just accepted it. I don't know how deep that feeling will go further on, but I think I will stick around until a certain something I'm waiting for. If that doesn't spark something in me - oh well. A very interesting type of sunk cost, I have now
>>566289176idk how she works but this guy has a better % >>565851969
37 yo boomer herewinrar is deprecated and nobody has shipped torrents with parted .rar files and recovery data for a very long time
>>566295628>>566295062>>566291893Why is Acheron constantly shown dancing with Shart Swan? It was even in the Mappa Collab thing. It that one scene all she has left?
>>566297514Herta headpats
>>566297602i slightly upgraded it too
>>566293656Yeah I have been roleplaying this the last few days~
Post Meis
>>566297610You're a retarded nigger that's never had to deal with japs putting all their garbage together like thatYou should have both installed anyway
>>566297625Rondo is kino
>>566297028I remember her grandma got killed by Kreateros lol
>>566297048better models when
>>566297474momo rabu!
>>566297048Cerydra is a lucky girl
>>566297174No they are just ads. They don’t have anything to do with the game as a whole. They don’t replace the anni mv, planet opening, or concert in the slightest. You are just a retard defending it because your favourite character is SW.
>>566295632Hot
>>5662978267zip works on my machine. sorry it doesn't for you. try getting more skill
>>566297920Momo momos rabu
>>566298102
>>566298025The anni mv is an ad, the planet op is an ad. The concert is slightly less of an ad, but it's still an ad. They're all adverts, and nothing more.
>>566297920Very cute surprised reney
>>566298071This. my obscure mods from 2009 made by nips work on 7zip
>>566297762If I had better gloves and hat my score would be higher.It also seems to weight speed way higher than it should. Because over 200 speeds elation isn't as good as crit stats.
>>566298071Go back to troubleshooting viruses to the 60 year olds in walmart pops
>>566298285>>566298258see>>566298230
>>566298258Keky fucking owned that unc
>>566297610>uploaded a few days ago>.rar>deprecatedWhat did anon mean by this
winrar is bad
Star Rail for this feel?
>>566298430>>566298230works on their machine
>Speed>Crit Rate>Crit DMGWish me luck, /honk/
winACE > winRAR
>>566298559>nat 3Over before it began
>>566298559I got one today and got 1-1-1-1, ganbatte on better!
>>566298529Not a single good character here
>>566298559*cums on u*
>>566298529Why wormschizos blame 3.x as the patch with more males when it was 1.x?
>>566297227You are assuming her body changes which is extremely unlikely. What changes is your perception of her.You SEE her as a guy, but she's still a girl. She's a theater girl, all she does is act and makes you believe.
>>566298559DOOT DOOT
Is Silver Wolf ProMaxx kinda not as strong as Remembro or am I just playing her wrong?
>>566298196They are ads for the whole game not for just one character.You are a literal retard if you look at the 2nd anni mv and the 3rd anni mv and somehow come to the conclusion that they are the same.Watching the previous planet openings or anni mv or concert pvs made me feel like the game is something special. Watching the 11th ad that features no character other than sw doesn’t do anything similar.
>>566298641>>566298661>>566298705>>566298839>shit rolls>zero reroll diceIt's over.
>>566298840She's better for poverty setups
>>566298840elation doesnt have the elation sustain and obviously huohuo is nowhere near as good as hyacine
>>566298840They aren't as strong rn. We're in post neuvillete territory. Expect new shiny tools to lose to le hp scalers for a while.
>>566298245uhhh... what? her spd conversion caps at 260, no idea where you get >Because over 200 speeds elation isn't as good as crit stats.from the only time crit gets better is when she goes over the 260spd limit, good luck with that.
>>566298756So then what happens when you touch her? If Sparkle shifted into Cyrene and I grabbed her boobs, would I feel boobs or just Sparkle's nothings?
>>566298974wouldn't wanna reroll that anyway
>>566298974joewari da...
>>566292627Yao's property
>>566299001>>566299016Are they gonna somehow top the amazing synergy of Hyacine cone-Castorice-Evernight?
>>566299026Sparkle is not Cipher her disguises get busted regularly
express team
>>566299025Because 200 speed is the break point where you get 3 turns per cycle. And it's impossible to reach 267 which is the amount you need for 4 turns per cycle.Elation is the same thing as damage bonus%, and it's over saturated by a lot already.
>>566299172Imagine the threesome
>>566299172As a woman I wish to be eva there.
>>566299262Sunday bros?!
>>566299193No lol. The people expecting a hyacine level upgrade are retards
>>566299262Evernight won
>>566299323>no ticketNot an express member
>>566299301Brown post.
>>566298956You're just falling for the marketing, and this year's was just less good and so pulled you in less.
>>566299262no one is rolling for her
>>566299270elation % is a direct damage multiplier for all her elation damage, which is basically her entire kit.where do you get this "over saturation" cope from? every point up to 260 spd is 2% elation which is the biggest boost to her damage.
>>566299270>it's saturatedNo. It's really not. Reminder that the only buffs you can get are from Sparxie cone (20) and Yao (20% of her own elation) and to an extend EMC ult via a dupe (like 12% for 2 turns?).Speed is better than crit until you hit the cap. Double scaling.
sean please stop embarassing urself
>>566299262so she's not a main push anymore since she's not in the elation exodiathat means she's running with another character
>>566299270>Because 200 speed is the break point where you get 3 turns per cycle.No it's where you get 3 turns in the FIRST cycle, and 2 in every cycle up to 10.
>>566299472Retard.
Japanese players are mad at this guy.
>>566299502>elation % is a direct damage multiplier for all her elation damageSure, in the same way Damage% is a direct damage multiplier. >where do you get this "over saturation" You have like 250% to 300% Elation damage already on her teams.
>>566299673I'm not the guy that ever felt that a fucking gacha game is special.
Sparkle prefers 7-Zip
>>566299650>No it's where you get 3 turns in the FIRST cycleThat's the only one that matters.
>another fake leak
Now that I've uninstalled genshin since they got a shitrene expy I can finally put all my time and effort into HSR
>>566299719Show some comments
Cyrene is so pretty like holy fuck
Raccoon-dono...
Whats wrong with 7zip?
>>566299719>1.4k likes
>>566300018Perfection
>>566299575See >>566299440
>>566300018unironically improved
>>566295062That scene never got retconned though
>>566300018Looks really bland and blends into the background way too much.
>>566299968Why does every hoyo game have a pink elf expy where is kiana where is my 20th hu Tao expy
>>566300031nothing. I guess winrar shills live in this threadif you aren't using the recovery file feature of winrar there's no reason to use it
>>566299732are you retarded or just trolling?
>>566300007I'm talking about heberene btw
>>566299440>heterosexuality only exists in brown countries
>>566299440>straight people only exist in brown countriesDilate
>>566300112>i'm gay yes how could you tell?
>>566300149zased
>>566299440Based monogamyGOD. The pags didnt like your post at all.
Forgive me, /hsrg/... I was wrong...
>>566299812Retard. Apparently you lack reading comprehension lol.
>>566299968>Now that I've uninstalled genshin since they got a shitrene expydid they?i haven't seen it
new lingsha
>>566300342It's okay you can start using winrar today
>>566300324what's gay about it? it doesn't fit her palette at all and that cutscene just makes it worse
>>566300018Now put her in a golden bikini
>>566300432WINRAR IS FOR RETARDED SIGONIANS, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
>>566300176>>566300238Being a sexual degenerate brown loser only exists in brown countries.>the instant samefag seetheHit a nerve.
>>566299968>quits game because of elysia >…to play a game with elysiaShe raped your feeble little mind. BIGLY.
>>566300119Are you?
>>566300562Who the FUCK is Elysia, retard? We're talking about Cyrene and the tsaritsa here
>>566300467>yes i'm gay
>>566300342Gross, bow deeper if you’re really sorry. I shouldn’t have expected so much from a Sparkleposter but even then you disappointed me and all of hsrg. Have some shame
>>566300643>implying theres a difference when people consider them all shitlysuia anyway, even the wuwa bitch
next stream/patch better feature the astropolis castor at least teases them because this shit has been so boring
>>566300854literally nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
>>566300342That's a man, by the way.
>>566300643Who do you think Cyrene is, dumbass?
>>566297625Because Acheswan has practically zero material aside from that admittedly well done Rondo videoIf you actually read the story it's half nihility, half AE and TB, zero BS
>>566301063Cyrene
>>566300970Don't care still destroying his bussy
>>566299502Do you seriously not understand how diminishing returns work? I’ll explain it for you.Going from 100 to 200 is 100% increase. Going from 200 to 300 is only 50%. Going from 300 to 400 is only 33%.Even though you increase by the same amount each time you get diminishing returns because the percent gained goes down.This is why you diversify your buffs.
>>566299440Based
>>566301297Another brown post.
>>566300543>sexual degenerateHeterosexuality is not degenerate though?
Wipe your screen...
>brown postThis is a blue board though? Every post is blue here.
>>566301535If you highlight a post they become red post
>>566301535Just smeared my poopoo covered hand all over your post, now you are brown.
>>566301371>brown humor
>>566300543xis, your timestamps...
>>566300970men dont have hips like that...?
>>566301453Correct, it's not. Learn English, brown bro.It's also funny how you're trying to equate polyshit to being straight. Only brown shitholes support that.
>>566301153everything has diminishing returns you wannabe nerd, now show me with proof how >over 200 speeds elation isn't as good as crit stats.you are just coping cuz my sw mogs yours.
>>566301738Why are you trying to pretend it's impossible to post with your phone and PC at the same time?
>>566301974>schizo thinks everyone who replies to him is the same person
>>566301875>polyshit to being straightHaving sex with two women at the same time perfectly qualifies as being straight doe
>>566302115concession accepted. you can go crawl back to your hole now.
Harempag melty incoming
>Himeko needs AE teamatesSheeshI hope the CHs version of March and Dan Heng counts...
>>566299262He posted again to say it’s not neededI think she just needs Sunday until there’s a better battery, which means DHPT as the sustain and Welt may be a strong third option due to his buffs
>>566301974Retard
>>566299262>INB4 ITS LE FAKE INFO I PLANTED BECAUSE BUR BURBUR THE SPY AMOGUS
>>566302203Oh, you're a actual /v/tard. No wonder you're so dumb.
Why did he do it?
holy seethe, my sw did all that btw
>>566302257Leak is fake tho
>>566302138>still trying to play stupidDo you think it fools anyone? Reminder that the only people in the world who agree with you is literal niggers and terrorists.
Cyrene is my beloved Mem and the author of amphoreus.
>himeko isnt elation>de aged>might not even be the main push and it could be nihilux insteadCan't believe we actually have a planet more shitty handled and amphoreus now
I would like to get an "absolutely waifu" unit who's function is to just massively buff the various TB forms and make (Me) meta.
>>566301875Both Alexander the Great and Philip II of Macedon had numerous wives. Monogamy only became 'strict' when christcuckery took over
>>566302431The schizo melt down is kind of sad.
Based monogamyCHAD dabbing on the pags
>>566302257What if she's actually a Trailblaze unit? And that's why she needs AE teammates?
now watch him reply to me again
*shits on cyrene*now she is brown coded
>>566302443>it fools anyoneWoman + man = straight2 women + man = still straight, could be bisexual Simple as
>>566302505SW, Himeko and a 3rd HSR original female character are the push characters. That third will either be Nihilux or Kuchiba
>>566302505>>might not even be the main pushWhere are you retards getting this idea from too many of you are parroting this to not have had it fed to you by reddit or some equally retarded placeEvery single patch has pushed her at you and thrown in your face something about her or a death flag relating to her existence
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>566302584>these inbred subhumans that are only leaders through nepotism? they validate my sexual fetishesAlso, single exceptions do not define the whole human race.
>>566302730>KuchibaLet go, anon... let go...
>>566302558Your ode to genesis?
>>566302718You are the only person who mentioned anything about straight vs not straight. You playing stupid like this just makes you look bad.
>>566302910Higher chance than Gilgamesh
>>566302907cope, men always had multiple women and dating non hags (hebes) at any age was perfectly acceptable before christcucks and jews took over and enshittified everything
Dick chopped troon cuck be like>watching 2 woman have sex>good>wanting to join them >bad
>>566302673Indirect replies are still just replies.You can stop seething, by the way.
>>566302698She's very fast and can easily dodge that
Leak is real though
Uh oh harembrown xelty
>>566302834>hags>being pushedretard
>leaks>realLMEOW
I wish I had real tits...
uh oh yuribrown melty
>>566303194Unironically though, never interrupt lesbian queens during breeding season
>>566302995>You are the only person who mentioned anything about straight vs not straight.Yes, and you got riled up for some inexplicable reason.
>leaks
>>566303141Only mentally ill browns hate Christianity. Just go blow yourself up with a pipe bomb and the Alaa will give you 72 virgins. Then we won't have to deal with you.>gets totally BTFO>only cope back is "cope"Hah.
The leaking out of my cage is real though?
>Cheld is notPhainon and notCyrene's lover from the previous cycle Amazing
>>566303375>lesbians>breeding
>>566303450very good amerigolem, keep serving your long nosed masters
>>566303495type english good esl reatrd
>>566289176get humbled loser
>type english good
>>566303628>reatrd
>>566303409>>566303353You never make anyone mad. It's just funny how keep trying to equate your sexual degeneracy to "being straight"
>>566303194Yes? Duh.Polygamy is objectively mental illness.
We're all monogamyCHADS here, harembrowns are not welcome.
>>566303735>You never make anyone mad.yet you were mad enough to reply
>it's HIMdamn, I should've known
>they fell for it
>>566303643>>566302673Haha, wow. You're triggered as fuck.Are you actually staking your ego on loot RNG in a video game? It took zero skill on your part.
>>566303874>>566303867Why do you cope so much by trying to pretend other people are mad?
>>566303874it's over
Sorry to interrupt but what relics and ornies does Welt want?
>>566303843polygamyGODS are white mormons
There's only one canon wife.
>>566303843Don't shitpost with one of my many wives, cuck.
>>566302898Lava chicken chan would you want a monogamous relationship with gui or sushang?
Ouroboros gives the sloppiest toppy out of all the aeons
>>566303623Very good, brown. Keep living in mud huts and dysfunctional hellscapes.
>>566304141And it's March 7th
>>566304131Mormons are as close to spiritually brown as a white person can get.
>>566304131>>566304129It's funny how mad you are how you always cry about your fetishes getting mocked.
>>566304102i want Welt cock in my mouth
i'm sorry (not) that i have the better sw...
What's Evanescia's best team?
>>566304164>>566304217Got your 4chan passes out to spam harder, huh. Must be really mad.
>>566304417Yao/EMC/FofoCan replace EMC with E0S1+ Sparxie but then the damage is split between the two
>>566304417ETB, yao/sparxie, sustain
>>566304141And it's Cyrene you motherfuckersShe hugged me She held my handShe actually confessed her feelings Went on 10+ datesI put a ring on herI published a book about herBut nooo some delusional people still think a former coworker is anywhere near that LOLE
This really smells of trace that buffs you if another AE member is on a team
>>566304254>>566304131Less than 0.5% of mormons practice polygamy, and they are excommunicated from the church.
>>566304102Wind probably I'd assume at leastGo check some clears with welt on theherta tbqhwy
>>566304578.5% of mormons are the real niggas
>>566304548oh so she's bricked
>>566304495You're so mad.
>>566304521You are not a mobile game character.
Lotta mormons in /hsrg/ at this time huh
>>566304548To me it just sounds more like she needs Sunday which means DHPT by extension which makes sense given the relic set centered around ults
>>566304548We are all skipping
>>566304623Literally. They act like real niggers from brown shitholes.
>>566304582Fuck I meant eagle but w/e same idea for checking clears
>>566304548Is she actually going to be trailblaze path
>>566304141and that's whoever you pick, you are the player, you choose your wife.
>>566304762those are fake niggas
>>566304847Imagine being such an important pathetic loser you try attacking people with images on 4chan.
>>566304847Brown seethe.
>>566304141Firefly obviously
>>566304141Only March is canon because she has interactions in the real world not some dream or computer
>>566304939Literally zero player input has any effect at all on this game's story.
>Don't shitpost with one of my many wives, cuck.
By far the strangest melty i've seen so far on /hsrg/
>>566305094Hahah. You're so fucking mad.
>>566304141
yeah im a polygamist I love Bronya
>>566304994Good typo
>>566305256Shut up Bronya onee chan
>>566304939people say this with a straight face and then laught at Ackfags, Black Swan fags and now even Kafkafags for waifuing these characters
>>566304217>CHADlus got the yakub shirtfuark
>>566303843Wanting to marry more than one woman is a mental illness that's true. I mean dealing with one woman daily is already pain in the ass. On the other hand threesome is perfectly normal thing
>>566305176The game isnt ending any time soon, its gonna go 10+ years. So you arent ending up with anyone. Just pick one character and love them its that siple.
>>566305183The brown guy is always doing this, though.
https://files.catbox.moe/e50ifi.webp
No that random 4 star isn't for (You).
>>566305101Remember: Shitene did her own headcanon with TB based on his interactions with March. Holy, she even said she copied March's fighting style. She really wanted to be March, the number 1 in TB's heart.And Shitnon wanted to be TB... What a bunch of LARPs
>>566305494JESUS that jumpscare
>>566305494based now do it in 2d
>>566304847Who's the brown little guy on the left? an imaginae?
>>566305537>tranny 7th>in tb's heartLMAO
>>566305494literally me
>attacking Ack is having a melty over straight art again huh.....
>>566305094>mentally ill brown schizo tries to shit on yuri>no one in the thread starts spamming yuri>normal sane people mock the brown schizo for like sexually degenerate shit>brown schizo starts spamming the thread with images to try and spite peopleAs usual, niggers being aggressive and spiteful.
>>566305494Serbian trans girls look like THAT?
>Still lying about what happened in a trailer
>>566305586Stop seething.
Hotaru Rabu
>>566305715Nice cope. every time you open the menu to do your dailies March's trans symbol is there
>people still believing in leaks in 2026
None of your favs are more important to TB than March and Dan
>>566305691>>566304847TRIPLE T
>>566305723>>566305852Why do you hate the word "trying" so much?Is it because it directly implies you're a failure?>still trying to pretend that "polygamy" is directly equal to "straight"What a lolcow brown tard.
>>566305852>>566305723You still can't explain why you're the only person who spite spams.
>>566305982>March and Danthey are literal whos for TB lol, the most important ones are the stellaron hunters
>>566305982dunno about you but my stelle returns to the space station to get arlan bbc from time to time
>>566306092FVARK
>>566305992That's 6 Ts...
>>566306098It's funny how it's all just AI trash from one retard.
>>566306006>>566306067Calm down ack. Are you about to start spamming akemintoo now?
>>566305798What trailer
>>566306098>7 fingersMentally browns aren't sending their best.
Goddammit sometimes I confuse Caelus with Phainon in these fanart and get really mad until I realise it's TB and canon. Phew. I have the same problem with Aether and Varka in Genshin. Fuck.
>>566306067>>566306006you will never be "him" you are just a larper
>>566306230>>566306340You will never make anyone mad, impotent brown retard. Hahah.
>>566306098holy kek MLbrowns do be scraping the bottom of the barrel
>>566306340Why are you spamming?
>>566305346I respect any waifufag personally, just cause a character has any sort of "ship pandering" as well doesn't mean they are locked into it. With omnipandering games like this its pretty much natural that characters get baited around. Its just that the most modern fanbases consist of either hardcore yurifags/yaoifags and harempags who constantly battle for characters so that real waifufags end up shunned.
Does hoyo really expect me to roll for Evanescia when I know nothing about her?
>>566304847this looks like moze
man this dahlia retcon story is so ass, do i gotta do this if i want to advance the main story? its literally just reused cinematics and shit too
>>566306407>>566306593Still waiting for you to explain why you are the sole person on the site who spite spams.
>>566306508It's fine so long as retards don't shove their headcanons as fact(they fail at this one simple task)
>>566306624literally only do it if you jerk off to dahlia and/or are a firefly fag. there is no reason to play through it otherwise
>>566306624IT'S FIREFLY CONTENT YOU LIKE FIREFLY RIGHT
>>566306775i can skip it? how?
Is Firefly still the strongest waifu?
>>566305094I need Kuchiba to be playable bros
>>566306863You're so mad you can't even talk.
WHERE IS FOFO SP?
>>566306874pretty sure there's an option to just skip it and go to planaracadia somewhere
>>566306918no
>>566306918She never was
>>566306874skip button in the top right for story or just go into the story timeline and start planarcadia
>>566306863So brown.So desperate.
We Are Charlie Kirk
What killed the hype?
>>566306918Seele
>>566306918Yeah she's beaten cyrene so many times in popularity. Don't let the two cyreneschizos tell you otherwise
>>566307042Stop seething, Austin.
>>566307038hands are very hard to draw
>>566306508>doesn't mean they are locked into itdesu it's more apparent with some characters e.g. Feixiao or Black Swan who pretty much only exist as designated shipbaits
>>566307146Nobody is seething though?
>>566306985>>566307015FVARRRKKK i didnt know, thanks bwos. good lord i was about to lose it, right after the shitshow that was amphoreous i was excited for planarcadia and then i get... THIS?!?
whats the latest drama around here
>>566306918its silver wolf 999 right meow i cant even say castorice since a large part of her damage comes from her entire team supporting her
this is a browncoded general
>>566307221Yurifags are very intent on locking Acheron as for yuri only
>>566307186It's literally AI slop, look at this one >>566306098Even fingers on 1 hand.
>>566307230Except you.
Discord is down and I can’t post Herta there so I will post her here
>>566307337No one cares for Acheron. She is a non-character.
>>566307437Why are you Elysia/Cyreneschizos so assblasted by Acheron?
>>566307310winrar vs 7zip
>>566307337Because the game locked Acheron as yuri only.
>>566307042
>>566307372That's an insult to AIslop
As people said for the nth time, replying means baited
>>566307221>Feixiao>shipbaitsWhut?
>>566307623baited
>>566307337>Yurifagsso.. Hoyo themselves? otherwise why would they keep referencing that dance again and again two years later
>>566307554It doesn't but that would require you to read
>>566307639Your pink Fox?
>>5663075387zip is for game fileswinrar for everything else
