Previous: >>566329720>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Is triple late a brick?
paamaa love
>>566351021nyes
SEX WITH MY PUNNY WIFE LUNA CHAN
>>566351021nyo
Uma&Co is looking for ONE (1) member to join a comfy A+ clubWe have an active chat and friendly players sending urara stickers in chat.Drop your id or apply with /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566351021maybe
>>566351021yes
>>566349979No.
>>566351081What is Uma&Co’s official position on smooching the dacchis good night?
>>566351021It's decent. It makes it more likely for you to hit 6th for MPB. I think for this CM you won't be losing to lucky pacers or runaways.
>>566347005If you were making frontrunner parents / aces Goldship mode barely even mattered and I use f2p friendly deckThe challenge version of Goldship mode is way different due to gatekept debuff. Its easy on end umas like Tama and Goldship
>>566349979According to the git and people posting in the related "issue" post, yes, multiple.I have yet to be warned, however, but I also don't use it for the whole day like other retards, I only use it for my dailies cuz I HATE MANT.
>>566351021full gamblecore
>>566349979who the fuck is pablo
>>566351081Stop ritual posting
more like poona chan
>>566351061>>566351076>>566351083TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT YOU BUNCH OF GAYASS NIGGAS
>they're still recruitingit's over for /uma/
>>566351298what was the question
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>566351347>recruiting during the game killer scenariothey were never GMI
>>566351157Yes
>>566349979PABLO ESCOBAR!? I THOUGHT YOU DIED?!
>>566351081Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
getting medium S on winning ticket is too hard bwos
this thread will see a significant increase performance
Embrace the Dream Journey.
>>566351517How to 60fps the game?
>>566351579Cheating, and risking a ban.
>>566351579install hachimi against TOS)
>>566351656*edge
oyasumi
Toreina, come quickly. im ovulating!!!!!
>>566351612Why is it cheating>>566351656TOS can eat a dick, if its just visual upgrade. Fuck forced 30fps retarded nips
>>566351742Umasumi
>>566351485Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about basic bitches and trannies and gaslights and doxxes and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>566351081Your pet is dead and you will be next
>>566351867>Why is it cheatingDLL injecting, against TOS as was mentioned, super mega duper ultra illegal action usually done by evil people. Evil people = cheaterThe joke is that some people ""jokingly"" said that 60FPS user are cheater, once upon a time.
I completely forgot that we're getting FH6 this monthI might have to leave for A club soon so I can get a free jewgatti on first hour of the game
>>566351841Not enough crying
>>566351385Actually I hate MuvLuv.
>>566351517Bourbon owes me kisses
I think i'm doing something wrongI started MANT with 800-something clocks and now i just broke 1000I compete in Group AI won Pisces and got blocked to fuck in AriesI dont get it
>>566351987Okay does these include the boobs enlargement mods, I keep seeing 60fps with larger boobs umas
>>566352014What's FH6
>>566352098Hachimi is just a baseline, a translation mod initially, with res/fps upgrades on the side.No idea about any model replacement stuff, not enough of a gooner personally.
>>566351965what happened to the petschizo?
While I do really like MANT, it's undeniable that it's a very tiring scenario on top of a already very grindy game. The results couldn't be different, lots of players are burnt out and souring on the game.Feels like a major self inflicted wound for Cygames though, it is well known that most players disliked MANT, releasing it without any changes just feels stupid. The game is reaching new lows on daily players and there are still 2.5 months till next scenario.On top of that, having current XOguri on the game is certainly a choice, they had to make major changes to the game due to her and still don't move a muscle to prevent it being a problem. I won A finals in Aries Cup without Oguri, but seeing 2 XOguris EVERY. SINGLE. RACE was sickening.After they frontloaded 1st anni. changes early, it looks Cygames is doing the bare minimum now. If you're gonna put in bare minimum effort, can't expect more than bare minimum results.Honestly it was extremely surprising the game being as popular as it is while releasing in Global 4 years late, but now I feel like Cygames is fumbling it.
>>566352014Enjoy your trip to Japan, Idol-anon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
>>566352207Hopefully death
>>566352207No clue but enjoy it while it lasts
>>566352187Thank you very much at least I got 1 down. I need this to get myself motivated and not ending up like >>566351961 who burnt out
I know a reddit repost when I see one [-]
>>566352125Forza Horizona car game with no real game progression system
>>566352324It's easy to burn out when you play JP and Global
>>566352335oh I thought it was some uma related thing
>>566351021Just win
>>566352467yousillyfuckingGOOSE
>>566352226It's crazy how they had 3 regions go through this and decide to just let Global go through the same as JP. They were cool with bringing changes to Unity but that's too ambitious for a JP company so they gotta go back to repeating the same mistakes as the JP version. It's a miracle that a 4 year old gacha game caught on in 2025 and they don't even capitalize on it.It took heavy complaining for them to fix the timed rewards, reminder that we had the same daily carat counts on an accelerated schedule and they were fine with that before we complained. They couldn't even capitalize on the release craze and didn't do anything with it until after the hype passed.Now we're playing on a worse version than korea and Taiwan cause they are least got spark reroll with mant. But people will just say this is dooming
>>566352467I'm allowed to play non-uma games, anonI'm a real person
>>566352467Why hasn't Cygames made an Uma Winning Post game yet? Why does Grubble get a gorillion spin offs?
>>566352226Imagine if we have a special event like this during MANT to keep the players engaged and locked in.
>>566352467the engine power is measured in umapower, that is as far as it goes
>>566352014We are making the official /uma/ club?
These threads are so much nicer when a poster isn't active.
Haha look at her go
>>566352506I remember this. That's still insane in hindsight. Did you get Forward March on everyone?
>>566352226If you want to know how bad it really is, you don't even need a full club of A~A+ members to make A+ this month...
>>566352589Danchou! Please correct this one
>>566352635when's the NTR club for people who wants to get their uma cucked
>>566352635Imagine if you got trampled to death by horses
Do not invest in Uma&Co stocks. Stock price has dramatically dipped after recent public figure controversies.Mambo stocks remain volatile. Public perception of the new CEO of Mambo remains controversial with rumours to introduce weekly quotas, and internal staff have reported possible regime to rename the club to "Matikanefukukitaru". Given the club's longevity, the club is expected to survive after the last danchou's passing. Invest at your own risk.Projections and analysts indicate the consensus rating on TamaLove is a "strong buy" as the recent Trailblazer Scenario has dramatically affected /uma/ population. As the market continues to trend towards casual players, the necessity for casual clubs also increases.
>>566352721so the Curren fanclub?
>>566352721I cant even type NTR in the ingame chat, can you even make a club with those 3 letter
>>566352014Danchou!??
>>566352635To be fair that event is DISGUSTINGLY on brand for the franchise
>>566352589I felt my soul leaving my body as I read thisMaybe if I weren't danchou....
>>566352616not a spiritual shareholder but i believe uma having to abide by real horses and stuff may make new spin offs difficult, party dash is practically mario party for how little i've seen about it, grubble being their own IP gives them more liberty to do whatever they want with it
>>566352589My uma weekly playtime dropped like 5x ever since this dogshit scenario started
look at her go!
>>566352839>>566352874
NTR is for faggotsreverse NTR is where its at
>>566352589>I'm a real human beenPROOFES!? Pic related is ME, a REAL person, playing a non-uma related video game.
Srop posting Rice Villain
>>566352791I'm all in on Uma&Co.
So expect CM to be harder for the next few months?
>>566352589
>>566352791Mambo is a B club. The bubble will pop and all stockholders will be left empty handed
>>566352818This is why life is easy being a B+ danchouYou get to chill most of the time, actually play other games, members carrying their own weight, B+ rewards isnt that much different from A+/A.B+ is the most optimal rank for game-life balance
>>566352957Rice HERO
>>566352957I'll give you a Rice AND a Cafe as a bonus
>>566353034anon, you can get A with a pulse. B+ is people with a pulse carrying gramps on life support
>>566352791Tamalove's rebranding and failure to meet A+ targets in the past 2 cycles has greatly dropped it's value
>>566352791When is /Uma/Club projected to crash
>>566353208buy low sell high
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for one (1) lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline/disappear. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>566351063Stop being so cringe otherwise I'll revoke your rights to use my soundposts
>>566353034We're actually at B+ because there are still a few flatliners, we'd be at A if everyone were carrying their own weight. I'm wary of kicking carelessly because of new member drought, though.
>>566353192If I set the expectation too high, people might get forced to want it yet burn out as well.Thats why I set expectations low and everyone needs is met, there no need to be greedy.Maybe 1 day when alot of players drop the game we naturally get pushed up to A rank
>>566353281after eos
>>566353327BBbbbbbbbbite me, faggotGimme the source and I'll make a better copy
>>566353289581714576515
>>566353340Some people in mine flatline but suddenly get 1M-2M on the weekends. Its all good as long as we stick to B+
>>566353464>581714576515>avg 50M per monthDANCHO GET HIM
>>566353289Thoughts on buying Rare Brick? Stay away? Value Invest play?
>>566353464DANCHOU WAKE THE FUCK UP DONT LET RAREBRICK TAKE HIMWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
>>566353464danchou rape him
That scene in re: zero where it shows every timeline where Subaru killed himself and all his friends sitting around being like "why did he do that what the fuck..." makes me think that abandoning a career is like that. Like your uma fails a training right before she's supposed to do the triple crown and her trainer just ghosts her and vanishes without a trace and her dream is shattered. I never give up on careers for this reason...
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
no one wants to join dacchis despite the club being stable A+ with no drama, why?
>>566353289>cygames will never make a goofy soccer game
>>566353735Don't want to be humiliated every danchud cup
>>566353621I'm HODL'ing rare brick stocks. They had a streak of rough months due to constant rebranding which hurt their stock price.
>mfw have way more than 50mil a month>chill in a Blood Type A/B club
>>566351081>>566351385>>566353289Sure here is my ID278638194499
If I were a newfriend I would join Dacchis, Mambo, or Uma&Co. Least effort for A+ gibs
>>566353823Meiya!?
>>566353758Chrono nakadashi
>>566353468Hmm, yeah I'm halfway there in just accepting we'll be B+ for this month, it'll be easier on the mindI don't have as much faith in my flatliners but we'll see. At least they drop shoes, which is probably a good reason to keep them around for this month
>>566353281/Uma/ Club stocks remains strong due to their monopology in the niche market of retaining only hardcore members. Their market position is unlikely to change barring significant events. >>566353735Umadacchis faced significant reputational damage after the Danchou club. Only time will tell if public perceptions change.
>>566353801SameI average 45 million a month but I joined an A+ club because they don't bother me and don't bitch and whine in the chat/Discord about other faggots and their drama.
You hoe loves drama, Idk why are you avoiding clubs with manufactured drama, it's there to keep you entertained and to prevent you from blowing your brains out after playing MANT
>>566353781Insider trading alert
>>566353990What happened to my umao stocks?
>>566353764There will never be another danchud cup ever
>>566354040Sex with Taiki's Shuttles.
>>56635399845mil doesn't get you anywhere near S anyways retard
>>566353998>I average 45 million a monthI have a bit more than that, a good bit. To be fair I'm trying to wait for next month, see how things go then, could be the club finally implodes or not.>because they don't bother me and don't bitch and whine in the chatThis would be my biggest worry for changing club, I don't want anything to fucking talk to me, or force me into some cringe cuntcord, I'm just here for funny money. I might talk once or twice, but I'm not here to make big buddies.
>>56635399875 min. is the bottom of S
>>566354045Umao share price fell to $0 after repeated attempts to enter the S rank market when competing against /Uma/ club. They've since rebranded to 2MA・ヤヤヤ and has pivoted outside of the /Uma/ market. Needless to say, your investment has been wiped out.
>>566353758bwo your uma party dash?
>>566353862>uma&co least effort>30mil quota
>no decent mile parent>not even a decent mile grandparentI don't know if I can keep going danchou.......................
I am so drunk right now why did I eat all that pizza and drink all that whiskey>t.still no CM 13 aces fuck me
>>566353758there's a soccer field in GBVS lobby
>>56635423030mil a month is not hard
>>566354230Uma&Co is 65-80M/month, not 30. 30 would be for.....actually fuck, nobody asks for 30M, it's only 25M or less for A+ these days
>>566354263wish I had ordered a good papa johns. is it still good after 5 years?
>>566353464>>566353823Not sure if these are real or shitposts but invites sent anyway!
We've gone thru an entire round of CMs and your bitchass still doesn't have a mile parent? What the fuck are you doing.
>>566354323I don't play the game tho
Me reading all this club drama as a danchou
>>566354282Is this real
https://jiggie.fun/may7-8https://jiggie.fun/may7-8In progress
>>566354367not as good as Casey's, if you're a Midwestfag. God a sausage pepperoni large Casey's is fucking delicious
>>566354127I don't think any club here takes fan grinding that seriously bwo. So join a better club next month or this month if you want better gibs
>>566354394post bakushin 15
>>566354445I want a jong room
Autis/uma/ had a strong start at during the IPO. They have fallen fallen after the intiial hype. Earnings miss multiple months. Looking like another rough month
I want to do more runs but my clock stash is critically low. MANT is just not worth playing with low clock usage.
Don't open
>>566354473
>>566354367not even if you freeze it
>>566354230>>566354365Uma&Co is onl 25m like everyone else tho
>>566354365Once the 100M fan farmers burn out like @VF, its so fucking over for the frauds
>>566354212Do I get money back after foreign aid and VC fixes umao?
>>566354513play ura or unity
>>566354379>entire round of CMsPre-MANT parents don't matter, shan't be using picrel
>>566354365>Uma&Co is 65-80M/monthWhy do you come here with this blatantly lie?
>>566354472nyo. only when a certain someone leaves first, killing the club, or if these LAZY FUCKS get even lazier
>>566354640i guess he got confused with uma club
>>566354505i might sell
>>566354640sorry I mean 67
>>566354578but VF is in a D club
Any clubs?278638194499
>>566354776erm but you are in tamalove...
>>566354846I'm leaving
>>566354776bwo someone already beat you to the punch >>566353823
>>566354896nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Looked up what MuvLuv is and it looks like some gay boomer shit
Any Clubs?679269353486
Club please 688307368818
>>566354564I'm retarded and confused it with /umaclub/ gomenasai
>>566354505Won’t be an issue once I have more timeBeen really busy lately
so when do i sell
>>566354897Both those people are pretending to be me.278638194499I want to join Uma&Co send me an invite
holy shit all these newbwos we are winning!!!
>>566355003Invited!
Can I get an invite?193177148711
I learned today that no you cant just play Unity Cup for Open Leauge and you actually do have to do math in every future scenario from now on because the vast majority of your points are from skills
I miss ra
>>566354621>make worse parents>make worse acesI guess the runs would be quicker at least. Maybe I should check out the stories for some of the random spooks I haven’t played yet.
>>566355051You don't, it's all a scam
>>566355128hmmmm nyot enough fans
>>566355128>100m fansDANCHOOOOOUUU
>>566355128I have contacted /uma/club
I'm going to enjoy clubs trying to poach me whenever I leave my club, all the people screaming for their danchouuuuuuuuu.
looking for a chill club thx407502161973
Can I get a club invite?789911501665
Hey our club sucks and dieded need an invite515343410043183677917814631899749183708120041898787568205429128910435591722866707753173067638998739074918594243485876423881003751559222949555861634936619378865246997931782468635677184031542954113251530968338182675004591640631588775224906612129356967420532990491630482920953684633065264377153049587460937172232517352759019105138688083262
who knew that if we kill all the ERP and avatarfaggotry to make the thread usable again that we'll get newblood. unless this is all shitposting
ahhhhh my heart. Have a good run going, and almost got fucked outta KKS. I cant believe i had to use 4 clocks to win with this statline. ridiculous. I'd understand if i was pace, but LS this should be ez winMANT cant end soon enough.
Looking for a club with discord309453069104
>>566355346all me
/uma/Club still recruiting? I think I can join you guys239311174351
>>566355370uh...
>>566355370It's the stupidest "joke" ever
>>566355370It's all legit
>>566355370
>>566355346>posted all of Mambo's trainer IDs>from January, #4 is the Betrayerholy archivist shit
/uma/ takes one joke and runs it to the ground again
>>566355452Big chrono has improved doxxing tools. This is nothing
Can I get a club invite
>>566355590mmmmmm NYO
>>566355131A+ is too close to the average result one can get in aoharu rn, you don't have too much room to control your stats gains. only problem I'm having with mant apart from the one hour runs is med S never procing despite having 11*
>>566355485Normalfags be like
Yae
>>566355590sure ID?
Muteki is cute, but her career story is as poorly written as El's
For all you horsetory fans, and the one anon in the last thread, I have found a good copy of the Miracle of the White Stallions, a Disney film from 1963 based on Operation Cowboy. The operation was to rescue many valuable, and mostly pregnant horses from those nasty Soviets who would surely munch on them. https://gofile.io/d/3px5K0
>>566355674866113422739
>>566355697Ya but is it ANY GOOD!?
715715554298
>>566355697No one cares ngl
>“[…] heartwarming family entertainment in the familiar style of Disney Studios. A peculiar blend of simplified historical narrative, a heartwarming animal story, and typical American self-affirmation.”Sounds like a quality movie.
>get the same mood down event 4 times in classic yearEach of these stupid events should be limited to once per run
>>566355630apparently future scenarios are designed for Open Leauge to be playable but only in MANT is it designed to be easy for new players to stumble into it, everything from GL and above you really have to know what you're doing to manage it
>>566355697I care
>no friday night webms>uma clubs not full>mantyeah we are cooked
>>566355697>gofileAieeeeee my HDD is full of dolphin pr0n now!!!
wait I have SeiunI can do canon slider concert now :DYAY
>>566355429Who is this
>>566355939>Ban all the thread personalities that kept the fun going>Complain about it later
A+ clubs should stop this bullshit against each other and choose a A/B+ club to shitpost about it until it explodes, so we can all poach their members.
>>566355679i agreedidn't like it was just "hmm i need to stop getting ragebaited!!!" to later finish "i can use my rage power and friendship to win!!!!"also i did beat oguri cap every chance but still showed like i didn't win, i expected some alternative scene
>>566355960gofile is perfectly fine, stop lying. plenty far worse hoster that literally give you malware popups
>>566355939we had a load of webms a couple hours ago vwo
>>566356016which clubs have exploded so far?
Can I get a club?181478271067
>>566355918i imagine it will be like how MANT/aoharu was for B, you gotta know when to pull the handbrake in the career. I made my last 2 B aces in mant, senior is full management mode
>>566356016Rebricked, we know you're desperate for members but that's just too much
>>566356091umaoooo
>>566355131>Angling>Front: F?
>>566355939>he was late to the party
>>566356016Hmm nyoPick on each other's slave machines until any of you explode, we're chillin
>>566356136That's not a poachable club...I blame /uma/club
>>566356016
>>566356027>also i did beat oguri cap every chance but still showed like i didn't winThis is probably the weakest part of many characters' stories. Once you get decent cards and start winning all the races that you are supposed to lose, the writing ends up feeling so disjointed.
>>566356171You WILL slave for my danchou
>>566356016that is such nigger behavior, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I want all clubs to flourish, you envious little shit, from /umaclub/ all the way to ExcelUmayou are a disease and you should kill yourself as a vaccine.
It's time for a weekend watch together or something fun, THAT is going to revive the general for SURE!
>>566355697>distributed by buena vistasugoithanks
>>566356152Its a power 9* Mile 9* mega affinity seiun I found, Im not using her for Angling.Though I really wish I procced left handed, shrewd step kinda works but not really
>>566356252It's a dog eat cat world
>>566356252go back to your board retard
>>566356351YOU FIRST /V/ TRANNY
>>566356027Yeah I got angry on behalf of Muteki when they were just ignoring her wins against Oguri for the 2nd or 3rd time
uh oh melty
>>566356303Nice ass, granny
>>566356206Wall of Shame:Ulle - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤPandre - ex - BasashiHydrops - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤMARo - ex - Uma&CoUmama - ex - Rare BrickOJ - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤnyo... - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNana - san - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNash - ex - AlmondLoveDaji - ex - ButtSweatThey were poachable though, /Uma/Club poached 5 of their players after their club exploded
>>566355697>Holy fuck why is this movie letterboxed!?>4min in it turns into a 4:3 made for TV movieWhat a jump scare
I love Spe-chan sm
>>566356564Yeah, that's what I mean, How will an A+/A club poach S tier members?
>all these anons requesting clubsLet me guess, drama caused a club to collapse?
>>566356657S tier will burn out and want to join comfy A+ (Not Brick, or Autisma
STOP SNIFFING MY USED SHIRTS HOLY FUCK
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting trainers looking for a relaxing club without many requirements or fan quota, and those interested in Open CM and uncoventional stratsA&S works on paces if you build them correctly
>>566356657A lot of their players ended up going to A+ clubs too since there's not enough space in our S club
>>566356681Way off the mark It's just some idiots having a kick out of posting random members' IDs, notice how some of them are the same ones
>>566356351>>566356402>le /v/ boogeyman again
>>566356750
what's inceluma
>>566356681how the fuck do you collapse a club, you fucking join and post shoes ????? Clubs arent clubs theyre places to stockpile fans for carats
>>566356829>notice how>noticebitch i didnt even read the posts i just post
>>566356806>alot of their players>our S clubtry harder next time /uma/club faggot
if clubs are dying how come someone's recruiting for a new one
>make End Digi>she's doing worse than my Late one
>>566356919Well read before posting then you stupid bitch
>>566356919half the ID's were Keb
>>566356792ExcelUma sounds fun but I'm not built for open autism
>>566356994I REFUSE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAT TIDDY WHORE! Gimme my Inu/Kitsu/Fox Uma GF already!>>566357041Actually funny if true
Reminder that if you, as a dancho, are going to kill a club then you should wait until it's past the rewards cutoff as to inflict maximum damage on F2P chads and thirdies
>>566356960Anon our S club as in the only S rank /uma/ club.Unless there's another S club here I'm not aware of
>>566356991i tried making one and i think I'll just stick with gold ship with matfuk for the easier career
this was pretty cool
>>566356016That's a good idea. Some false flags, some manufactured drama, and we'll be swimming in applicants!
Why did Rare Brick kick Exceluma danchou
horrible thread
man why the fuck isn't the legend race highlightedI'm gonna miss a day because of this
>>566351961>Rednu died>VF diedUmatubers are dropping like fliesWho will step up to fill the void
>>566357195Is the thread better with offtopic posting? Gay cock sucking?
>>566357123I'll accept my loss
>>566356991End Umas need more midgame, Daring Strike is a cheat but you cant skimp on the essentials. Corner, straights, curve, and all the other bullshit. Golshi Cheats because she gets 2 forms of daring strike and doubling up is actually Ideal
>>566356991You remember what I told you about end Digital? Retard
Why are Dotoposters so mean?Just because you oshi an evil uma doesn't mean you have to be evil too
>>566356895*fixes your horsedaughter*
much love from umastani hate gold ship so much it's unreal
>>566357406one must become the uma they postssee Kitaposters. Immensely nice and attractive
>>566357406Erm he was rude first, I was just firing back
building a late parent is actually kinda fun.
>>566357357don't forget the cocks, bestiality and drama>>566352362maybe he should've gotten a real job>>566357408sex>>566357354(You)
>>566357394What did you tell me?
>>566357406He used to be worse until the bullying put him in his place.
I’ve been kick out of my own club before so you can all go fuck yourselves as as I’m concerned
>>566356991End Digi doesn't really get anything good this CM. Daring Strike is fine, but Spurt is worthless this CM and Spurt is THE reason to run an end closer. A perfectly built End Digi will still do -slightly- better than a perfectly built Late Digi, but she requires one end spark, which means you're going to take more runs to get her, and she's more obnoxious to run. Borrowing CB instead of Neicha also means you're going to forfeit a bunch of race bonus. End Digi this CM is for turbowhales who can hit the optimal statline 95% of runs or more and don't mind fishing for Med S with lower chances.
>>566357082open autism now is just OG taurus + spreadsheet to avoid S rank >>566357194wasn't kicked, I've returned to wageslaving 6x1. can't farm 25m fans no more (also warthunder event)
>>566357357You oughta know sweetie
>>566357480forgot image
>>566357559>spreadsheetlolhttps://daftuyda.moe/calculator
Would you rather use a 2LB Creek and borrow something else or borrow MLB Creek
Man I made a Maruzensky end parent with E end and she just won every race anyways, is MaruzENDsky actually goated?
Once more denuvo games are cracked. I might retire from Uma.
>>566357354>Rednu diedreally? lmao
>>566357695borrow MLB creek her main benefit is only needing to click a strong stam button like 2-3 times before you get what you need
>>566357553ESL neicha
>>566357695Creek is a useless brick if she's not MLB so just borrow
>>566357754https://x.com/Rednu23/status/2052660093829967921
>>566357695also save your rainbow crystals and selectors for creek if you havent planned on it, that card remains the only good stam card for the next 2 years
>>566357745Name me 5 uncracked denuvo games that are worth playing. Honest question for the hell of it, not trying to go "everything is shit", tho I kinda think that in the case of most things denuvo.And no, hypervisor faggots is not cracking, it's a death hazard for normalfags and retards that trust the tranny.
Any clubs have an open spot?278638194499
>>566357354I should become an umatuberAny tips?
>>566355162not that danchou, but if you have new umas and you're reading thoroughly, it could take longer than a mant run. just be prepared for that
>>566357635god why didn't they make rice a shortstack?
>>566357745I hope TamaLove becomes FukuLove
>>566357695neither just raw stamina and maybe a discounted white
>>566357787Cute blue donkey
>>566357649I hate these AI looking sites, this is way easier to read
>>566357859QRD on hypervisor and why its bad
>>566357841ohnononono
>>566357862get breast implants
>>566357907NOT THE SLIDE
>>566357928Security issues
>>566357930Way ahead of you bwogger
>>566357859pragmata
cba to nake aces for the next cmI'll just hit recommendedgrand live and spark rerolls when
>>566357754He was a poor boy with nothing but a dream of reacting live to a G1 that dindu nuffin, but the Kentucky Derby's evil legal department deported him off youtube for three months.
>>566357939OH YES
>>566357928Last I checked, you effectively deactivate any real security method Windows has going, allow deeper access t other the system, including allowing you to work around kernel level shit like Denuvo. The latter alone should give you an idea of how deep of access we're talking here. If you get hit my malware in this state, enjoy the ride.
>>566357859Khazan, maybe Dragons Dogma 2 and Crimison Desert I guess. Can't think of anything else but I don't really keep up with new vidya
>>566357987M A M B O
>>566357743she ults when she gets into 5th.as a front she will insta ult on final corner every timeas rearpack she usually gets a delayed ult.if you have uma stan she has an easy time getting into 5th at the start of late race and just zooming away to victory. I'm training a late maru atm and after i got uma stan from king event she just can't stop winning.
>>566357862say every single support/uma launched is a must roll + have a meltdown when you lose CMs
>>566357995I'm taking you to america where all the food is full of growth hormones. you WILL become a cow.
>>566357862Repeat old documents, whale and track your winrate, do it as your only source of income but do a really amateurish job at it (ie. +30 minute long videos, no script, improvise, make autistic noises here and there, prepare nothing)Also very important to get a discord server and some orbiters that will work for free
>>566357859Recently cracked:Im currently playing SRW Y and Stellar Blade (still at 41% download)Im currently eyeing forUndisputedMafia Old CountryLike a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza Sonic CrossworldsDRAGON QUEST VII ReimaginedPragmata
what happened to ayabe guts
>>566358243Put it in your deck
>>566357992I've heard... conflicted things over that one. But also must admit that I never cared over it once, partly cuz /v/ was disgustingly obnoxious about it's announcement way back in the day.>>566358031>KhazanNot my stuff, but fair.>maybe DD2While very enjoyable, holy fuck did it end up being just another oddly unfinished game, just like the original lmao. The twist after the "true ending" was an actual nice twist tho, but arguably worse replay value than what they did with the original.>CDWhat is that fucking game even? All I know is that it's a GPU hog that looks pretty.>Can't think of anything elseExactly.>>566358207>Recently cracked>Mentioned a bunch of non-cracked gamesRead, chud, read! HV faggotry is not cracking, it's similar to people coping by using Linux versions.>Pirate YakuzaI so fell off after the OG director left, the series is such a weird shit show now...Mafia would be cool, but I heard mixed things there, which isn't too shocking after 3, but after the remake.
>>566358243people who have her tend to be card rollers who got better things to usepeople who want her don't have her maxxedgutsmaxxing is a based and niche route few take, and it is a little anti-synergistic with both camps of f2ps (creek vs finemo)
>>566358243Why would you guts max, if all the guts cards have no good gold skills
>>566358243I rearranged them.
>>566358243Gut decks are for poorfags or <1800m races.
>>566358358Stellar Blade is actually crack just todaySRW Y a few weeks back
>>566358171based!
>>566358356Sirius would be pretty hot if not for her retarded ass personality
>>566358243not used. people generally would rather take their pick of speed and wits cards and use nishino and marv power cards to bolster their race bonus. ayabe guts should only be used in a guts deck together with other non-guts scaling guts cards.
>>566358358I haven't really looked at any gameplay of CD but my impression was that it's kind of like Skyrim but with actually good combat
>>566358440thats why you dick her into submission
>>566356016B+ clubs are 100% immune because they barely check the threads t. knower
Rice has strong mob energy
>>566358440It's like Winning Ticket and El Condor Pasa
>>566358409>voice38Who? And how safe is that?
>>566358409SB I'm aware of, mentioned the group earlier, actually.>Super Robot WarsLmao that used Denuvo? Alrighty then>>566358484>but with actually good combatNot a large bar to pass, but fair.>>566358570It's a recent but known group, they've done stuff before.
>>566358515Don't say that... She's a protagonist...
>>566358570As safe as it can get when you're pirating games from the internet
When you find out your GOAT still has it
>>566358570They did Resident Evil Requiem crack
>>566358685A SHAME CUZ THAT GAME IS TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH holy fuck the franchise went downhill again it's not even funny
>>566357779Nooooo not a minor typo!
>>566358761umm but leon is there!!!!! so is good!! okay!!!!
Thinkin bout BIGFUCKINUMATITS
>>566357553>>566358771you deserve it for flatlining
>>566358771>>566357553Bricked...
>>566358771ntaThat was definitely not a minor typo lol
hello bwos! how is everyone doing today? very buono?how are your CM aces going? i hope buonoim still grinding my BIG oshi and so far i can get good stats but the support chains either never start or never finish BUT! im still determined to make her the BIGGEST AND BESTEST!keep it buono!
>>566358515Villain energy you mean
>>566358849POST UMA PAIZURI A AND B
>>566358974I don't have it because I got c from here
>>566358849holy based
horse pussy falling from the sky and landing on my face
>>566358849Why don't we have a compilation of jiggle physics?
>>566358847Power to the people that enjoyed this steaming pile of shite, but the fact that it sold well is troublesome to say the least. People constantly talk shit about RE6, but then praise the fuck out of this game for some reason.
>>566357754Dude didn't bother to do his research about why Sports Streamers that react never show any actual footage on their streams and fucked around and found out trying to show the DAAAAAAAAAHBY
What the fuck..
>>566358907>R RikoI think you can find a better card than that and you do wanna get Redshift if you can
>>566357745ngl Black Myth Wukong got cracked and my runs in uma dialed back from like 4-5 down to 1-2sorry danchou. I'll make it up in grand live...
>>566359029
>>566358849There are many things in life that people talk up, and tell you it's great, and then you experience it and realize it was being massively overrated.Sex with a large-breasted woman is not one of those things, it really is as fantastic as people claim.
>>566356750>My boss has told me that I smell good before...
>>566359171Yeah some anons told me about wukong few days ago, glad you enjoyed it
>>566359197based
Training Nishino Flower for the next CM, I end with two choices>fuck up my S Mile due to Medium sparks>rely on Sprint races careerThis sucks. Winning Sprints is a fucking gamble
Cygays needs to update their models and engine so we have jiggles in 4k resolution
>>566359171It's not a super long game, you'll be backMake sure you always do the optional side areas before the main area boss, they almost always give you a tool meant to counter the boss's giant fuck you I win move. I legit don't know how you beat the area 3 boss without its counter tool
Top Attack son of Satono Diamond wins the Yukitsubaki Sho
>>566359229it's not that strange if you think about it. It's kinda not that different from finding someone who's bloodtype matches yours. Just because you're genetically compatible doesn't mean you need to have raunchy office affairs right there and then
>>566359285What a goofy ass name>2019
>>566359229HELLO!? SEXUAL POWER HARASSMENT MUCH?!>>566359271>He isn't playing in 4k120 using CheatsAnyon...
>>566359285Are there any G1s today?
>>566357695>>566357853Don't crystal Creek, get the last two copies on her rerun with CB.
Umatism is recruiting one lucky player this month! Very VERY buebuebueno! >A rank casual club (B+ in spirit)>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die and try to play the gameReply with your FC or search for the club name with the El Condy Pasa danchou icon ingame. Join Umatism TODAY!!
>>566358849halloween creek please spook and milk me soon
>>566359262you don't actually have a choice, no. you need medium sparks. long aptitude is optional, mile is technically, very technically optional, even if it's hell to go without. medium is not optional.
Why is this the first image I see when googling Nishino?
>>566359262Medium B is enough
>>566359274I'm in spiderworld right now getting dumpstered repeatedly by my mind controlled buddy. He's rough. I'm going through the game pretty fast though.
>>566359376wtf sameshe's a very strong rapist
>>566359325if there's a year it means the horse was not registered in the JRA system i believe? something like that>>566359328G3 and G2, G1 NHK Mile tomorrow
>>566355679Yea, I was expecting depressionkino and her overcoming it but instead all she does is go "BWEEEEEH WHY AREN'T THEY PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEE"
>>566359326Cheats won't enhance the pixelated jaggies on the old Uma Models gwocho
>>566359190I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>566359469nice pic...for ants.
>>566359462Ah okay, makes more sense than just naming it after a year
>>566355679but el's career was good, and so was yam's.
>>566359354140028046794
>>566359513really? Cant we force anti aliasing on this game?
>>566359354239311174351
>>566359374Can Flower compete in Gemini with just Mile A..
>>566359410Then one medium fries is enough for you too.
>Distance S is more important on Long races bwo, it's not that important on Miles >B Mile is a brick in careers bwo but you can get away with Long C Which is it
>>566359190I hope her sigma alt and run as lateI can't run pace and ends because I won't specialize in them
>>566359513Jaggies literally do get enhanced by increasing the res and with that the AA(downsampling). The real issue is the dog shit shadows and the non-existing filtering of said shadows. I can deal with shite textures and low poly models, but shadows and AA will forever by my biggest issues with older games.
>>566359515This Tachyon is very handsome
>>566359171Have you read Journey to the West or are Chinese? If the answer to either is no, then start cracking this bitch openhttps://ia801307.us.archive.org/6/items/journeytothewestwuchengen1592/Journey%20to%20the%20West%20-%20Wu%20Cheng_en%201592.pdf>inb4 anon it's 1300 pages long, you can't expect me to read thatNo what I can't expect you to do is watch the low-budget JttW live-action series from the 80s to get the story, THAT is a bit much. It's unironically a good story and after finally reading it I understand why it's lasted so long and wasn't forgotten to time. >>566359448Oh Zhu Bajie, never change
>>566359354Sure I need a club278638194499
>>566359519bwo?
>>566359598You aren't fighting literal NPCs in CMs unless you play Open
>>566359519>893x7560>for ants???
>>566359692pay the phoneposter no mind
cygames career writing gets better after year 2
>>566359598the longer the distance, the more value you get out of high speed, since the distance of the late race is longer.however, in careers, long races are literally just stamina stat checks. you could go in with long E as long as you have enough stamina, since none of the NPCs do.
>>566359772sex with the hag
>>566359772fusu
horse
>>566359772>>566359829Hey, only interact with me, not the random fuso poster!
>>566359852
>>566359852What the fuck is that
Water Clark Grandson of King Halo wins the Kumiyama Tokubetsu
>>566359872
Ban fusu posting
>>566359789>you could go in with long E as long as you have enough stamina, since none of the NPCs do.I don't know about that, whenever I check NPCs in haruten or kkk they usually have enough stamina + gold, but they usually lose to you from inferior speed
>>566359940First rate victory
>>566359948That's more like it.
>>566359982
>>566360004 (me)*in MANT at least
>>566359328now that i have a little more time until the next race, keep in mind this is what another anon posted, just in case he doesn't arriveG3 Epsom Cup (post time - 15:45 JST), 1800m Turf, 4YO and up only1. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove2.3. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S5.6.7. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove8. Sire side - Grass Wonder9.10. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S; Dam side - Special Week12. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Eishin Flash; Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side Symboli Kris S, Maruzensky15.16. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove17. Dam side - Manhattan CafeG2 Kyoto Shimbun Hai (post time - 15:30 JST), 2200m Turf, 3YO only, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)1.2. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O3.4. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Neo Universe5.6.7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe8.9. Dam side - Fusaichi Pandora10. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week11. Dam side - Stay Gold12.13. Dam side - Jungle Pocket, Manhattan Cafe14. Sire side - Symboli Kris S15. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Chrono Genesis16. Sire side - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Manhattan CafeThe G2 is before the G3 for the record, in exactly 1 hour, the G3 is then 15 mins after
>>566360004even the fattest enemies tend to gas out (full heal creek/mcqueen), they just gas out later depending on how much they healquite literally 250 speed is probably enough as long as you full spurt
Post Brian, or else...
>>566360143
>>566360076
>>566360143Only because you asked in a very assertive yet exciting way.
>>566359829I hate those things.
>>566360204>>566359796Not a fan of the face, but man those... assets.
fusus are evilevil
>>566360143Eat your veggies
>>566360349
>>566360096This G2 is a must watch for anyone interested in the Derby
how the fuck did she just win kikkasho?
>>566360374My dick, between those legs and/or chest, while she sleeps. Will I get hurt? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes.
>>566355760looks like a skinned chicken
>>566358849Reading Nishinos career Zephyr grew on me but she looks like a slutty barmaidTerrible costume designAlso I prefer my girls flat as a board
>>566360443Maruzensky has alot of bullshit in her kitAlso try looking if theres no Mcqueen or Creek
>>566360310>Not a fan of the faceYou prefer if she scowl at you or something?
Umasumi, losers!>>566360549Just not a fan of the style is all, same here.
Peakness Stakes
Ampadu wins the Bubaigawara Stakes
>>566360443>all those skillsyou're running her as Late?
>>566360545Potato Creek...
>No Friday posters>No jiggies>No one watching the races>No fun postins/uma/ is divided, the schizos won, owarida
My extremely cute and cool oshi, Narita Brian
>>566360626No he bought a bunch of Late skills by accident
>>566359262Good. Dishonorable move you are doing...I bet your team comp for this CM is VBourbon + Daiwa + Gold Ship
>>566360649>no jiggieswe just had one you faghere's one where Stay Gold is 5% of the imagehttps://jiggie.fun/umajig5092026
>>566360545Super Bean
>>566360626Pilfer, Slick, Late Corner and Brink are all Front skills retard
>>566360443Demonic speed
>>566360443400 stam is enough on a lateI'd say 666 wit helps but not on F late. Skills probably helped and the enemy gassed out
>>566360649It's saturdayOne just finishedMaidens are over
>>566360096>radiant starHe's got this, it'll proc at the right time
>>566360683what
>>566360626yeah. I'm building a parent for late surgers of course i'd run her as late to get more skill hints from rival races.
>>566360834I need pregnant maruzensky
kingu love
>>566360829I am calling you a soulless metafaggot anon I thought that was pretty clear...
>>566360680>>566360710you should be nicer to me
>>566360938*rapes you*
Mejiro
Do I?
>>566360938*rapes you nicely*
>>566358907I got this Special Week within 3 tries, having no whistles all run and a rainbowless second summer put a damper on things especially since her wit is lacking if not in great mood. I also rushed buying that BOFA when I could have saved for Radiant Star, but Medium S and decent skills lets me cope with it for now. Now I'm trying to get Ayabe to work, still deciding on third uma and hoping I don't have to do double dom.
real NICE hours
>>566360917I was thinking that until the Daiwa part threw me off, surely you meant Seiun.Anyways, I don't run fronts and Nishino is my oshiYou're right about me being a metafaggot though - I'm running Golshi and OG Oguri for this CM
>>566361025clover shop didnt get an update so why not if you really need it, but you still have 200+ clocks, even I myself started at 1090 clocks still has 950+ clocks in my stash. It quickly recovers due to events
I'm tired of getting great runs on Biwa that don't get Medium S so I'm calling it here, hopefully I can make it to A finals
punching dotonigger in the eye
I haven't done a MANT run in days
>>566360505>Brian returning the vegetables
>>566360938*rapes you meaner*
doto looks like a prime donkey punching target
>>566361307i'm still forcing myself to do 1 run a day
punching doto in the nipples
motorboating doto without consent
>>566361128Daiwa rocket is no joke anon...You will see
tongue punching doto's umanko
Spin the Blood wins the Awashima Tokubetsu
>>566355697>no audioIs it supposed to be that way
>>566361485I hope not. I can't deal with frontsNishino will save me in the next CM... hopefully
>>566361280please don't...
I've been slacking too hard so this week I'm going to do as many MANT fan runs as I physically can until my mind breaks
>>566361525that sounds like the name of a gangster from Space Funeral
>>566361272nicegood luck bnwbro
feeling doto's meishos
Would you believe me if I still have not ever skipped borrows ever since MANT started
*goofs up*
She NEVER goofs up
>>566361528weird I guess it doesn't play it in browser, download seems to work fine
>Finds you drunk and collapsed>doesn't rape you>Buys you water>Takes you to a park and offers to call a cabIs CB our girl?
*snaps your neck*wa wa wa
doto tripped and her bare umanko landed on my face what a goofball!
>>566361907*zombie rapes you*
>>566361898I prefer to get rapedCB has just no idea what men want
Wismar wins the Kamogawa Tokubetsu
>>566361120If this was ingame player retention would skyrocket
snipping doto's ahoge with a scissor
>>566361898>doesn't rape youLameAny real umamusume would have done it
>>566361850
Hi guys I'm back from work can I have a (You)?
bereshit spotted
>>566361120>>566361983I should get this for reaching bond level 10
>>566361907
>>56Sure thing man6362026
never goofs up
why is his name bereshit
>>566360994MejiroHikari mo michi wo
>>566362026I don't believe you.
>>566362063>he goofed up
ENTER
>5663620267 and I rape you
>>566362063Aaaa oh no I messed it up! Sorry about that!
irl Doto is very lustful so you know she is as well
>>566361850TrvkeEvery goof up is premeditated
CAM ON FATCHUDEAT SOM FACKIN NOODLES
>>566361898Where are the eggs?
>>566362073We've got to stand up for our human rights fellow Torenas!We can't let these Umas keep on going #MeToo and falsely accuse us of trying to make our trainees our wife. We must stand up to this injustice!
>>566361898Thank you Mr. Consent & Barriers
If horses are constantly losing by a nose/head why don't they just breed horses with giant noses/giant heads? They'd be a shoo win!
>>566362226Biwa Hayahide
yeah the kikkasho was a fluke from having no healing opponents. this is fine tho. it does kinda suck since this isn't just missing TSS but also spring triple crown and tenno sweep whatever. we press on.
>>566362256Stop
>>566362226That's how KWAB won
>>566362226
I am back from commander night. I realized I have no more borrows after nuking half of them. I am fucked
>>566362256More like BIGwa hayaHEADe lol
How is there an anon that goes to every single G1 race
GYATT
>>566361850>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
Doto is a good cow
>>566362365I feel like there have already been several Seiryu Stakes in the same 12 month period..
Dotofags have one (1) singular joke
good morn
Would a Borzoi Musume work?People also like dog racing.
Don Erectus don't laugh Grandson of Furioso and Grand Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky and Lady Shiraoki wins the Seiryu Stakes
>>566362460It’s a very funny joke to be fair. I always chuckle after reading the green text
>>566362487me on the right
>>566362490nobody believes this
>>566362527me on the right
>>566362546Why would I lie
me inside the walls
>>566362546you just hate fun
>>566362468Greyhound racing exists in America and it is far less regulated than horse racing. I don't even really wanna showcase it because its a bunch of dogs on crack racing each other. And they've bred so many that if it all shut down there'd be nowhere for the dogs to go.
>>566362226they're way ahead of you
*goofs you*
get new material
Post umas with bigger heads than Hayahide.
>>566362646That's sad
doto just goofing around
>>566362732Which timeline is this from...
Stego is so kind
>>566362732THE CENTURIAL TEMPEST
>>566362752get new images
>>566362776The next part where she's fingerblasting Opera is crazy hot
>>566362776the centurial rapist...
>>566362256>>566362307>>566362696It doesn't look big to me
>>566362646>>566362775https://youtu.be/juvyoIQGm8Y?si=w391zFf2ROJWbHrVsomething about this is just so obscene
>>566361272grind tickezo up into glue and feed her to Biwa to give her the medium aptitudedeath to tickezo
>>566362921go to bed, biwamy bed specifically
This shot was so out of place for the normally expressionless bourbon.
>>566362776
>>566363008Post-injury Bobo is fun because she gains a personality
>>566362971Why is Quagmire the one narrating this?
>>566362921I've been saying this all along.
>>566362646>>566362971I think a lot of the animal abuse that used to be endemic in horseracing is gone now. I can NOT say the same about dog racing.
I think Umas should get stands
>>566363039
>>566362971it's the lack of jockeys
>>566363136
This bum trainer, went on a date with Bue every day instead of training
>>566363191what the HECK is this new UI
>>566363191>All they had to do was run in a straight line>Still all mash into each other
Schlaf Grand Daughter of Mayano Top Gun wins the Shumpu Stakes
>>566363232and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady
>>566363191Why is there always a dancing uma in the corner of these webms?
>>566363314>Secondary
>>566362971This is like uma in x4 speed
So now that we are near EoSWhat other gacha games are we going to play?Snowbreak came back but it is a censored chinkmess
>>566363313based sleepy cunny
>>566363232
>>566363313How fun is the Funfair?
G2 starts now
let's go bereshit
>>566362776Ope is so lucky
super creek? more like super cheeks cuz this card is fucking ass
>>566363269you try running in a straight line humie
>>566363191Just run on the outside lol
Kyoto Shinbunhai G2 started
>>566363504>more like super cheeksHow did you know my nickname for her when I grab a big handful of her ass?
I wanna fuck umas
>>566363336it's from the site that hosts them, probably OC
>>566363336It's the subway surfers equivalent for weebs
Kitamura isn't end closing he doesn't want to get blocked again kek
>>566363519lets all run in a straight line!126567551265675512656755
I HATE BLAZE
KWAB SHIT
Bereshit...
CLOCK IT NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bereshit? more like SHIT
Hmmmmmm
THE CONTRAIL BLOOD
Bereshit more liek... BereSHIT THE BED amirite
the fuck is a Congestus
wtf 'Bonofags are based??
FUCK
cygames when are you addding contrail to the game goddammmit
Congestus wins the Kyoto Shimbun Hai
on one handmaking him follow the pacers closely was probably better to avoid blocking shenaniganson the otherDON'T DO THAT SHIT EVER AGAINDOES HE EVEN QUALIFY TO THE DERBY
BERE SHIT?MORE LIKE I'D RATHER HAVE A BEAR TAKE MASSIVE DIARHEA DUMP ALL OVER MY FACE THAN BET ON BERE SHIT AGAIN
Doesn't placing 2nd still qualify Bereshit for the Derby?
real horse racing is so boring i cant imagine myself fucking any of the horses
KWABshit
>>566364003this is just Believe
>>566363925those fucking niges fucked the pace up
The raped
>>566364051believe's fit is dumber
>>566364054yeah he's not that kinda horseit's like making Daiwa Scarlet FLAT that was fucking hard to watch
>>566364054nishishi
>>566364109me in the front
>>566363948guess so
>>566364051here, have another design
>>566364003Cool but overdesigned
Shit pinks and whites but finally my own 9* stam... Training capped power to gain stamina to 1100 is definitely worth it
G3 starts now
still looking for bros to run in a straight line!126567551265675512656755
>>566364259bwowe're at the stage where good pinks and whites matter more
Grass Wonder after becoming half Japanese
>>566364109sex with mares
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE STOP ACCELLERATING FASTER THIS LATE IN THE RACEITS NOT FAIR
>>566364412goated designs
>>566350953RICE HATE TOTAL RICE DEATH NOW
>>566364341>Cannot join 15 minutes before starti remember you..
>>566364341start
>>566364507aww shit i fucking hate this game. I dont' make rooms often. I'll try to remember to set the join time to an hour or more from now on to avoid this game's retarded restrictions.
Where are the Logotype fans? Where are the Epiphaneia fans? Where are the Rose Kingdom fans?
>>566364341>cannot sign up within 15 mins of time
>>566364412
>>566364341CAM ON KETCHUP STEP
>>566364570sorry I'm a Rulership kinda guy
Trovatore Grand Grandson of both Symboli Kris S and Special Week also related to Maruzensky wins the Epsom Cup
>>566364570Among the new ones I like Logotype and Victory Pizza
>>566364570I like the Ruby Rose uma
>>566364770male voice
>Fine Motion is one of those creatures that can restrict trainingOh boy really not looking forward to grand live with her
>>566364378Shut it nigger let me have this
>>566364341I'd love to make a good king but my ace runs for this cm have been so bad, Maru affinity is pure suffering, ura affinity in cm1 must have been literal hell
and the currens sweep the race. omedetou straight line runners.lets try again, this time with all the time in the world to join.581447055814470558144705
>>566364996useless fucking guts stat 1200 and NO duels just terrible absolutely horrendous
>>566364901Hot
>>566364967NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD
Post Opera mare
>>566364967teio wouldn't say this
I've just ordered myself a pizza.
Happy Birthday to the kusogaki
>>566364956you wouldn't deny your princess' wishes, would you?
>>566365147at 9am?
>>566365210At 5pm.
>>566364341I'll never understand or like sprintslop.I procced Plan X with perfect timing and lost to a mob uma that was behind me with no velocity skills and only NN which didn't activate.
>>566365210smooooooch smooch smooch Chrono smooch smooch
>>566365184Well...
>>566365279Rare Bricked danchou...
>>566365181
>>566365210Eurobros...
>>566365147What kind of pizza?
>>566365279That better be Spinach pizza
>>566365323...would you?
>>566365453Spinach pizza with tuna is the bomb!
>>566365359>>566365453Mega Meat pizza, the simple choice.
>>566365475jwu but do we have graded races this week?
High Quality Grand Grandson of Sakura Bakushin O wins the last allowance race in Niigata
>>566364770cool
>>566350953UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>566365480I'll consider it if her alt spooks me when I pull for Curren.
>>566365567Respectable choice
>>566350953We need more girls like this.
any cool ameribros here still?
>>566365359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPO7Kadc7Fg
Only races with umas without Sunday Silence blood are allowed here in global
I kinda want to order pizza too now, but its still morning
>>566364996AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CURREN WHORE STOLE MY WIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEKinda based there was someone else with an Unexpected title Sprint Rice tho. Ur a cool guy
Whats the best 2 guts card combo?Urara+FujinUrara+GrooveUrara+Vega
I was gone the whole daydid you guys miss me
>>566365728Me
>>566365728me i'm nocturnal
>>566365810NoFuck off
>>566365791You doxxed me and only me
>>566365728Yes
>>566365728me. I have adhd and drink lots of caffeine and can't sleep at a regular hour which perpetuates into a self sustaining problem.
>>566365810why are the pixels so big
>>566365791>my sprint CM Rudolf can still hold up against SSSprints truly is max gamblingThank you for hosting!>>566365906I didn't even notice until you pointed it out lol
>>566355370>all the ERP and avatarfaggotryHow'd you do it, what did I miss? Those are the exact reasons why I haven't been around to witness it myselfYes I waited until the thread reached bump limit for off topic shit
>>566365740>oguri's snack
>>566365962yeah sprint cm seems to be max speed max wit and pray
>>566365810get this AI SHIT out of my fucking face
uh kitabros explain this
Are there any must have skills for a Sprint Pacer?
deed you know in umamoosoome...
>>566365740this is basically pizza lasagnapizzangna lasizza
Lord Voyager wins the last allowance race in Kyoto
>>566366085sprint skillspace skills "must haves" are dependant on exact track
>>566365740>who's hungry?watching this gave me angina
>>566366080haha thats my boy
>>566366080boys will be boys
>>566366080nothing wrong with an umason doing this
so this is why people aren't talking about building for CM15, but why did /uma/ skip over CM14 too?
>>566366281CM14 is also the perfect triple 7 for XOguri
>>566364160Prevail is a menace
>>566366080this is my son btw
orange
>>566365802why not run all 3 fujin/rara/vega
>>566365906I saw that I hoped nobody would notice.>>566365962pure straight is especially retarded because of how many skills just don't fucking work.corners don't workevery final straight skill except Dia's doesnt' work because the rest all use the isfinalcorner==1 notation which fails when there's no cornernavigation skills trigger but do nothing, including dodging danger.NSM is extremely hard to proc as there's only 2 runners that can trigger it for you.since nobody merges its difficult to be side by side with enough umas to trigger uma stan for rearpackers.Front has no accels at all you just gotta raw stat it.Pace and Late have their style skills but they're pure RNGEnd has spurt/shadow but their durations are so tiny.Even if you do build specifically for it, I don't think it's possible to consistently win because all the best skills for it are still full RNG dicerolls.
>>566366080this is a future raped toreina
>>566366382kino
>>566365906Let it be known that Kirby0Louise is too fuckin lazy to switch the epithet to something nice post career
HOOOOOOOOOLY
>>566366446Always the TamaLove members
Oh, Taurus registration starts tomorrow. Guess I should start building for that.
>>566366156Don't be cheeky anon I already know that!!!I am talking about specifics here
>>566354965It's just some loser impersonating me, don't fall for it. I'm not leaving TamaLove
I was so hungry I ate yesterdays dinner left overs for breakfast
>>566365791>>566366382>navigation skills trigger but do nothing, including dodging danger.meticulous measures is technically one and that activated 1 frame before the late-race, which is why curren won
>>566366749impressive
>>566366801Thanks and it was yummy too.
>>566366646Press auto like the rest of us
>>566366739Why are you impersonating me you loser
Losing as 2nd on races should be an easy thing to do but because it makes me seethe so much I empty my clocks from a race that shouldn't even matter and doesn't contribute a good epithet
>Club recruitment devolved to posting IDs of random users instead of your own Its over
>>566367024>>566367024>>566367024
>>566366767I meant more tho that they won't cause you to change lanes and therefore don't give you a speed boost. I forgot that MM gives accel. It's phaserandom middle so he got pretty lucky on that.
>>566367034unironically the best gamble skill ever for sprints, costs nothing and can win you the race alone
>>566363060Those bitches can haul ass. Giggity.
>>566365728Yeah.
>>566360487this is the kinda race I like to see, snaking that win away right at the end
