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YARANAIKA?
I think the story should let her become the CEO of Kaiser, that would be a really cool development
>>566387202>imgbbWHAT YEAR IS THIS
>>566386617how could you even write cringe shit like this? God gave me beautiful and happy life and even if he didn't I'd still love it, even if I suffer or struggle I still wouldn't change it for nothing else
Post you're cafe.
>>566387176@yuuka explain this
>>566387176too much math
>>566387326she'll be the NPC CEO
>>5663873282026
Things will get better
>>566387326Kaiser are Jewish robots, retard They will always be robots who bought up most of Abydos after forcing bad debts Kaiser will never be a student organization
>>566387176https://www.desmos.com/calculatorCouldn't get the halo to show in the correct colors when I tried to replicate itmin(max(-9(abs(x)-0.386)^2 + y - 0.51, 21x^2 - y - 1.72), x^2 + y^2 - 0.4,max(((x-0.5)^2 + (y - 0.66)^2 - 0.8),((x-1.08)^2+(y-0.723)^2-0.8), abs(x+y-0.583)+abs(x-y-0.877)-0.3)) <= 0max(((x+1.38)^2-0.5xy+14(y+0.05)^2-8) * ((x+1.04)^2-2xy+30y^2-5), -max((x+0.97)^2-8.7y-7.221, y+0.2), -max(-x-12(y-0.042)^2 + 1.43, max(-x+5y+1.1, -x))) <= 0max((x-1.06)^2+17(y+0.08)^2-9, -min(max(x+5(y+0.074)^2-3.26, -x-1.4y+1.4),(x-0.166)^2+3xy+30(y+0.25)^2-3, max(x-5(y+0.268)^2+1.593, x+2y-2),max(-(x+1.161)^2-y-0.016, abs(x+0.26)-1.7, abs(y-0.23)-0.3))) <= 0f(x, y) = min(35x^2+y^2-0.34, 35y^2+x^2-0.34)f((x-2.12)\cos0.13-(y-1.31)\sin0.13,(x-2.12)\sin0.13+(y-1.31)\cos0.13)f((x-1.54)\cos0.26-(y-1.35)\sin0.26,(x-1.54)\sin0.26+(y+1.35)\cos0.26)\ f((x+4)\cos1.5-(y-1)\sin1.5,(x+4)\sin1.5+(y-1)\cos1.5)((x+2.75)^{2}+(y-0.9)^{2}-0.013)((x+2.5)^{2}+(y-1.2)^{2}-0.005)((x-2.17)^{2}+(y+0.22)^{2}-0.01)((x-2.64)^{2}+(y+1.78)^{2}-0.01)\ ((x-3.22)^{2}+(y-0.78)^{2}-0.015)((x-3.9)^{2}+(y+0.8)^{2}-0.004)\min((x+1.62)^{2}+(x+1.62)(y-1.06)+2(y-1.06)^{2}-0.05,2(x+1.486)^{2}+(y-1.086)^{2}-0.03) <= 0
>>566387176>tfw I started struggling first year of college because of calculus>tfw I could never program>mfw I have no face
>>566387363dont you guys recycle trophies?
Stand up and stretch, open your windows, cook yourself a healthy meal and live a better life. Starting NOW.
>>566387176Is this real?
>>566387362even if your sent to india?
>>566387527But listenSuou gets KaiserShe inherits the debtShe turns the Abydos girls into prostitutes for SenseiAnd we get Streetwalker Nonomi, Ayane, and Serika alts, and Suou in a pimp coat with one of those fancy huge hats with feathers in them
>>566387308>How was your day?The same as every other day, working through piles of nondescript paperwork. What is all this paperwork that Sensei is supposed to be working on all the time?
coom in Nozoom.
Too many people are using Kei to shitpost. What did she do to deserve this?
>>566387592hmmmmm nyo
>>566387561Trophies are a reminder of my account progression and how long I've been playing, I like them.
>>566387669New shitpost meta
>>566387669it's literally just you doing it, no one cares
>>566387542>tfw I could never program Mika's halo or any halo at allis what I wanted to write and I can't even writewhich meme fits this chain of events the most?>fuukafece.jpg
>>566387649Unnecessary redtape from a severely disorganized system.t. middle manager in Japan.
>>566387363your cafe
I love Hina so much its insane
It's hard to get giant breasted JKs that don't look like 30 year old women larping as high schoolers in this game
>>566387851Nonomi looks great though
>>566387592cock myself an healthy meal you say slurp
>>566387791OK this is my're cafe 2.
>>566387851you must be the most retarded poster today
>>566387592what's in it for me?
>>566387625>Suou gets isreal It's not happening
>>566387954It was promised to her!
>>566387542I can program but I have no idea how to make something like that either
>>566387326Why haven't they made her playable yet? Why does the train school even exist as a separate entity with its own materials when there's only three playable students?
>>566387916where's mine?
I was promised a seia zinger
>>566388061Probably looking to expand her story first.If they make her playable without doing that, that's how we'll know they just gave up on her lol
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>566388125
just finished a 5 hour tCain runyep I'm a gamer like that
>>566388061Highlander, Odyssey, kronos, Wildhunt, etc are schools mentioned since the start of the game that only just recently started to be explored this year >But there's only three students That's the same amount Valkyrie has had for the past five years
>>566388182I think spamming bone hearts until you get R Key and remembering it's recipe is the only way to get marks on that character without wanting to kill yourself and everyone in vicinity
>>566388170This is lsn't a gifThis is a fake Seia post
play omori
Hello /bag/ I'm a complete newfagI just installed the game, could you please refer to me which girl from your game is the most femdom coded?Thank you so much in advance!
how do i unsub to gookako posts?
who drew the mlem seia I demand answers
>>566388337You're not going to believe it, but no one
>>566388462why is she in gm_construct
>>566388462what is she saying?
>>566388337Aru, but the illusion only lasts about 10 seconds until you actually meet her
>>566388547>how many y'all like sex
>>566388337No oneI guess Shimiko alt could be considered femdom-coded in some way, but she’s just pretending for play there, so I don’t think it counts
>>566388547Bomb Delhi And Vancouver
>>566388337Kai
>>566388589this better not be a sounding animation
>>566388337Asuna treats you as a dog
>>566388648Kai is already on the sploosh train, she did very little directly to Sensei and her momos will be 'fufu' filled but she'll know her place.
>>566387531shit, forgot the bottom of Mika's halo((x+1.013)^2+2xy+30(y+1)^2-5.6)((x+0.65)^2+1.3xy+21(y+0.98)^2-6.2) <= 0
Bring back footdev
>>566388729Actually she will be heehee
>>566388678you wish
>>566387531>>566388776>its real What...
Isn't life weird for Kei? She spent her entire life being a .jpeg inside of Aris' brain and now she has to have a body, walk around, eat, masturbate
>>566388589it's nuts that we got 2 events in a row where Shimiko got to play a decent supporting role.
Desmos niggas scare me
>>566388978how exciting
>>566388978What the hell is desmos
>>566389075https://www.desmos.com/calculatorhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=desmos_(medium)
>>566388337We got more femboycoded units than femdomcoded desu
We hate maths here
>>566388337Noa 100%
hey bag, I was out of internet for the past few days because isp router died. Captcha on mobile was cancer. Please give me a BA image reaction that embodies "we're so back", if you would be so kind, so I can save it and never find it again on my disk when I need it.
>>566388337Haruna is the stacy of Kivotos
there are students in Millennium who don't even know what the word 'computer' is
>>566389182>Fubuki>Maki>Key>NozomiAm I forgetting someone?
>>566389235no, here's momoi drinking from a puddle
I think avantgarde kun is pretty cool
>>566388547Ricky Gervais stand-up routine
>>566388337>>566389182this.>>566388589or this
Forgetting your medication, yes.
I won't take my meds
>>566387592Only if you marry me.
>>566389235here you go
>>566389318I still apreciate it>>566389439thanks, that's exactly what I needed. I hope your rolls will incite deep jealousy.
>>566388380just report for avatarfagging
How the fuck do you get past stage 25-1 as a noob? Seriously, like it's not enough the umbrellas dodgetank and take up 5 seconds extra per wave, but the boss has the same evasion gimmick and has double the HP of the previous area boss. Adding insult to injury is my only purple solution being Momiji who, by the way, is a godsend, but she's not enough to chip away 400k while the boss is dodging 50% of the attacks without its evasion buff on
Good morning I'm John /bag/ I own this general.
Standing Paizuri with Sumire
>>566389318
Noahose
Sex
>>566389619I am not a dumbbell for my students to toy with.
>>566387807tormenting hina until she goes insane
What did Azooz mean by this? I swore she wasn't a man hunter like many other students.
>>566352612I've actually been interested since seeing PV6Are there even any good mecha musume anime out there?
>>566387176
>>566389793That's some nice opinion but Sumire is doing overhead press with you r i g h t n o w
>>566389848Saekano
>>566389870
>>566389921I did this.
It's them!
>>566390020why is he doing that lol
>>566389235
>>566390070Education duh
>>566390061Alt Archive
>>566390061The humidity...
>>566390061how is this group called
>>566390061Arona, turn on the dehumidifier right now.
>>566390221Precipitation Platoon
I want to Junky!
>>566390301What do you mean by Jumby
Why are they praying instead of singing?
>>566390221My Chemical Romance
>>566390421Why do you have 3 of these?
>>566390421the hitbox of the music note is finnicky, just tap it until they dance
>>566389995kill yourself heathen
>>566390507you don't?
>>566390272Name of my new indie rock band right here.
>>566390221"I wish I had a cool girlfriend in high school" starter pack
>>566387954but this whole game is based on Jewish mythology
Close the gap between Sensei and the students
>>566390221Girls All The Bad Senseis Wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRxmYXi4Io
>>566390665...to utterly destroy
>>566390759SMika breast size autists IRL
Why didn't you guys tell me pNoa team was a comfy INS clear?
can you get cheap sex if you increase their academic scores in exchange?
>>566390070All student Ryona I just headcanon that Sensei is possessed by some evil shit and that the students put up with it cuz they love him. It's not like he can really hurt them physically in any actual way
when is JP announcing something new
>>566389904>known in Japanese as Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata[Jp. 1] and the short form Saekano>The story follows high school boy Tomoya Aki, who recruits a trio of high school girls to help him develop a visual novel and sell it at the Comiket convention.where cute robut grill
>>566390507I don't, I'm missing Wappers so I guess 3 of them need to be owned for them to make a performance
>>566390908Careful, or you'll get the pNoa autist screeching about how she's outdated and obsolete
>>566391057THE STAGES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE STAGES!
>>566390759>Draw with tablet>Tablet is very close to me>Can't do the pencil thing artist do to measure thingsHonestly I'm very temped in doing that
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/8/8c/Michiru_%28Dress%29_Formation_In_1.ogg
>>566391001nexon is busy making yet another rerun last 2 weeks long and dangling chanae in front of our faces. please wait a while longer
>>566391135nobody likes Hanae
>>566391087You don't?
>>566391087so more idols come visit me? duhh I'm like producer-san
>>566391208Take that back right now!
>>566391238P stands for Phrenapates
>>566391208This is a supremely gay and incorrect take
hehe
Miyofes will sell billions
cute!! can any students play on the arcade or did I just happen to hit these two?
>>566391128Cute erotic racoon wife
do you think they'll wrap up vol. 0 before fes
>>566391375If Miyo is so down bad for the sensei explain why she's not on my roster RIGHT NOW
>>566391387Furniture interactions are usually reserved for 1-3 students.
>>566391135> Complaining about ligma farming lasting 2 weeksWhy are you gay?
>>566391387>>566391483Eri also wanted to play but they told her to fuck off...
>>566390061A STRANGER LIGHT COMES ON SLOWLYA STRANGER'S HEART WITHOUT A HOMEYOU PUT YOUR HANDS INTO YOUR HEADAND THEN ITS SMILES COVER YOUR HEARTFAAAAAAAAADE INTO YOUSTRAAAAAANGE YOU NEVER KNEW
>>566391626Magic believers are not welcome
>>566391623homosexuality on an all-time high
>>566388462Oh em gee traitor hi!
>>566391476There an easy way to fix that Sensei
>>566391471The'll probably want to wait for it to coincide with the FES banner of Kaya + Ring
>>566391757Rena would invite Eri to play with her
>>566391757What about the ghost killing gun?
Take a stand against the vile depredations of the pink world order
>>566391895Ah yes the Sun Wu Kong ring so we can shrink it around Kaya's head for our amusement
>>566391387Only those two for that one.
>>566392028sensei being big boss would explain his autistic behavior when students hit on himhe legit doesn't get it
>>566391895the rice cooks the egg
>>566392247Sensei is retarded, but a good wagie.
>>566388547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0E7EaRLmSI
>>566392394Where does Cadillac fall?
>>566392394Where Red Winter
>>566392394>Millennium>korea Trying too hard
>>566391070if it's soi can still get my comfy INS clearmy win
>>566392394meanwhile at red winter
>>566392458No need for a list, it's always Lada
>>566392394>lexus is hyakkimay as well put acura there too then
>>566392394Schale drives Ford.
>>566392541Karin drives a Pontiac
Kayosexo
>>566392394>Wildhunt still has soulful logosFitting
>>566387176Really great and very easy to find OP image.
>>566392541No wonder Schale is always on a budget crunch if sensei drives Fix Or Replace Daily
>>566392668Your search function, retard?
>>566392394But Subaru is from Arius
>>566392668if only there was a way to search for threads
>>566388061>Why haven't they made her playable yet?Because nobody gives a fuck about her. Her backstory is literally "Vagueposting: The Character" and her whole beef with Edgeshino led to precisely nothing except Hoshino getting to show off.
>>566388337Hina beats you up in one of the momos Suzumi does the "I protect you from evil high school girls" thingMutsuki and Akari findom and make fun of youLori does a lot of verbal insults Miyo is the femdom rapist yandere It's all very mild tho because everyone worships Sensei. Subaru makes the best face expressions
damn...
>>566392776I believe you meant to say Best Trinity
>>566392715>>566392797>random maths instead of a cute studentOther generals are laughing at us for being gay.
>>566392715>>566392797Thank you great sages, for making me exercise both hands instead of letting me scroll through the catalog. My future carpal tunnel will thank you.
>>566392916Your search function, stupid?
>>566388337well, Akari ofc
>>566392882MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>566392394where's shanhaijing
>>566392949Retard
>>566389847She's about to assassinate you.
>>566392882Jumby isn't a troublemaker she just hangs around with the wrong crowd that's all
>>566393061>phonepostingretard
Hare's warm piss.
>>566393128Nobody but a retard struggles to use the catalog
>>566393052BYD and rickshaws>>566393102Yeah by excessive milking
>>566392916>we have to use horny OP images or people will ignore our general
Why is Mika like this
>>566393169Delicious recycled energy drink.siiiipppp
>>566392394I drive an Isuzu
>>566393128>Calling people phone posting because he refuses to use basic website functionality and wants to just swipe instead of going through the arduous ordeal of typing "bag">Yet is happy to type up multiple posts complaining about the OP image not being obvious enough for him>When it's one of the most recognisable halosI hope this is just shitposting.
