MOKED edition >play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>565433703
>>566401774Larpov is a massive faggot.
>>566401774For chess players that go bald and then are able to regrow their hair this is a huge freaking deal.
i love that little period of time where zoomers are like “am i smart enough to bake a cake all by myself but what would i meme about” and then they just go uh m-m-moked you know like smoked like moke heh. it’s like a little kid learning to bat on a tee :)
>>566401774God I love Hans so much it’s unrealFirst American world champion let’s go!
good edition
Sent this thread to the chess mafia along with the elos of all involved
>>566403486oh ya? what's my elo?
>>566403486What was the average elo?
>>5664038151776
>>566401857>>566402672>>566403486Hey catmixer>>566402537Hey larpov>>566402173Hey guy pretending to be larpovHow's everyone doing? Multiline post, I know.
>>566403486come at me bitches
>>566404032 god i wish
https://lichess.org/OIYADKz8If you win, the Moke will become WC
Chess mafia on suicide watch I fear another Danya situation
>>566404714Hans will become WC!!!
Cant choke the moke!Why only one game today btw, you're busy?
>>566404141How do you always know it’s me!
if I'm 1000 elo what's the best thing I should work on to improve
>>566411389tactics until you're 2k
>>566411389Study the openings and memorize all the sidelines. Around 2k you should start working on tactics.
>>566411389Study endgames until you’re 2k then learn openings and work on tactics
>>566411389learn how to set up the board (remember, the bottom right square should be white). around 2k you can start learning how the pieces move
On lichess, if you offer a draw and your opponents time runs out, does it default to draw since you offered one? I just had this happen in an anon game. Offered draw at the last second and his time ran out to zero but it was still a draw.
>>566414465Sounds pretty commietarded so probably
I know Hans cheated to win this tournament, but how did he manage to do it with cameras on him? Did they fail to use metal detectors and other sensors? Is he like David Blaine and no one can explain how he does it?
>>566414465what was the position?
I'm coming home brethren. I canceled my dotcom diamond membership, and I'm going back to Lichess when it expires. The only thing dotcom does better is anticheat, and even that piece of shit doesn't seem to work as intended.
shogi news: Yoshiharu Habu qualified for the final of the Oi challenger tournament, winning the red block of the league outright with 4 wins and 1 loss.the white block ended with three players (Takumi Ito, Nagisa Fujimoto, and Yusei Koga) tied at 4-1, and so there will be tiebreaks (Ito vs. Fujimoto on 5/15, the winner faces Koga on 5/19) . the winner of the tiebreaks will face Habu to determine the challenger to Sota Fujii.
>>566417201I had forked his queen and he was letting time run out. I was just curious so I offered a draw at the last second and it seemed auto accepted when his clock reached 0.00
>>566411595>>566412206>>566413462>>566413704You guys are hilarious. I'll work on tactics
>>566414465>>566419272Apparently, yes.https://lichess.org/forum/lichess-feedback/i-offered-a-draw-and-my-opponent-let-time-run-out-the-game-was-automatically-drawn
>>566421202Gay. I was trying to taught my opponent.
>>566421710Taunt sorry I’m drunk
>>566421710It's good to know. I never offer draws but when my opponents try the "cheeky" draw offer, I let it sit there while his clock runs down but if I get this correctly they could actually swindle a draw if I don't decline it before their clock runs out.
>>566421903i can tellhttps://lichess.org/UEtwJSGS
The samefagging is causing me physical cringe again. Somehow it’s even creepier than when /chess/ just goes dead naturally.
>>566421710I tried to do that years ago too. My opponent was letting the time run out instead of resigning so I decided to offer a draw last second to fuck with him. I thought he just had ungodly reflexes.
>>566417185He was literally talking about using an engine before the games so he would know what the right moves to play were
>>566429846I can't tell for sure if this is irony because of how retarded the average hans hater is, you are joking right?
>>566431259it was a necrobump. show some respect.
>>566435767No it wasn’t
My hair is in my face. I can't see the board
We're so back libros
>>566442119if only there were some way to prevent that.
test
>>566443465But it's on fleek. I can't touch it
>>566422579I just played catmixer the absolute faggot who's spent 20 years playing this game and he genuinely thought that winning meant anything kek he's getting dumpstered this christmas it's certain don't even fucking worry about it kekekekekekkekeke
>>566445806I just played zoombam he’s a nice guy we had some funny games where I gave him 10 free moves and he still lost, he was mad at first but the sees why it’s funnny.Me and you zoombam we running this general
>>566446276Did you really beat him after 20 free moves?
>>566446410Yes I actually like zoombam but he’s a bit sensitive. Had fun playing him I think the score was 20 to 3
>>566445806Zoombam, are you already announcing that you’ll make a big effort to ensure no catmixers next December Christmas tournament? It didn’t go well for you last time, what has changed in your strategy?
>>566446276 (Samemixer)>>566446410 (Samemixer)>>566446546 (Samemixer)>>566446993 (Samemixer)If zoombam the gatekeeping neurotic faggot would let me in then you would be toast and you know it.
>>566447140None of those are me. Cope bam in dah house lol
>>566447140I’ll get an autograph from Kenny vs Spenny for you zoombam
>>566447979
does anybody remember that schizo Gordon? He nuked his channel but he had many videos telling stories about how to get girls and how to "beat chess" by playing his system and methods and he gave many of his books explaining his stuff for free... I think he sometimes posts here
You really HAVE to play no increment above a certain level. So many games I win in blitz / rapid are against obvious cheats who try to use an analysis board to the last and either fall apart in low time or stick to the analysis board retardedly and flag. But with increment they just win, and they're like half my opponents. This is why so many GMs only play 3+0 or bullet online
>>566454236Yeah, I remember him. Total fever-dream internet personality. One minute he’d be explaining some absurd “unbeatable” chess system with complete confidence, the next he’d pivot into life advice or stories about women that sounded half motivational seminar, half conspiracy manifesto. The free books/PDF dumps were part of the whole mystique too — like he genuinely believed he’d cracked some hidden code to both chess and life and needed to distribute the knowledge before the world caught up.
Wow, nobody plays rapid on lichess. You can be in the 2500s and be top 50 on the site.
>>566454236I genuinely can't understand this guy at parts his mic quality is so low
>basedlennials are bumping /chess/ with ChatGPT postsholy shit this is just sad...
>>566455506She’s cute
People who find ugly humor funny are invariably ugly goblins themselves fyi. Stop shitting up the thread with images of your ugly soul, nobody wants to see it, and you're not funny.
>>566402537babbies first meme :)HAIL MOKE
I predict moke will have a second wind and finally claim his chess birthright and we will get epic kino battles between moke and carlsen until carlsen retires
>>566417619kek, jewslavborea
It's hilarious how the two millenials who actually use this general are constantly yelling at each other:>you're the zoomer!>no you're the zoomer!>you can't heckin meme! you don't get 4chan!>no i totally do! moked! mokester! see?>balding! you're bald! you're a bald zoomer!
>>566402672>You watch the board i'll watch the skies.
>hehe i'll just start quoting old posts and responding to them, noone will suspect it's me!>it's a good thing i haven't consistently done this to hide my spam for months now...
poopen
schizos please fuck off, talk about chess or go back to redddit
>>566456943>>566457554All I’m saying is it’s weird how the general will be dead for hours and then we get a huge rush of samefag posts. Seems fake.
I regret making this thread
>>566458509Obviously the other millennial ITG samefags, yes.
moke reppin the BGC and sending this nigga into a meltdown
I sometimes think I go too hard on shitposting, but when I am not here the thread is the same. Very good general.
was larpov molested by a bald man?
Still not funny ugly retard
Man I'm laughing A LOT at this bald jokes! Keep 'em coming lmaoooooooo
>>566458985>zoomerino approval that sweet sweet nectarwoof
>>566418385Habu vs. Fujii would be kino. Two players who dominated their generation, like a Kasparov-Magnus match in chess.
>>566463802how about matsumoto vs shuri
>lil bro resigns after I brutalize him and thinks OK, let's start FRESH. NEW GAME>gets me in the pool right away again>gets brutalized again>lets his time run downSome1 check on bro!! lmao!!
Most unlikeable /chess/ personalities ranked:1. Zoombam2. SeriousChest3. Resident Schizo who calls everyone else schizo when they call him out for samefagging4. Hairline poster5. Shogi poster
>>566470130What about that guy who calls every discussion of chess "pretentious" and a "larp"
>>566470130what did SC do?
He's pretentious and dismissive, and NOT a neighborOn a number of occasions someone thought he was me and he chimed in to say "No, that's not me, I'm not gross like that" and it's literally just a normal post. Holier than thouAnd then when he does contribute it's weirdly retarded for his rating. I can always tell when it's him because it's always tinged with some kind of wholesome chungus grandstanding like "You can't say prodigies have to prove themselves by 18, you don't know! So-and-so can still do it!" and it's like Ok bro, all I'm saying is they normally do prove themselves by 18... And he'll be like, Yeah you're 1500. I don't even bother disputing him and saying my real rating because I know it's SC waiting to pull rank with his lichess profile.
I've gotten two smothered mates today and log in to r/chess to see some Indian on the front page bragging about his. Maybe I should farm updoots
>>566470130All me
holy crap this general is so bad and full of boring spiteful schizo namescum, its worse than a discord
>>566471706There is no such thing as namefagging in a general for a game that requires usernames, brainletI knew when you got your 4chan shirt and the welcome flyer it said namefagging in the name field was against the culture, but you have to be able to adapt your expectations dependent on the context. /chess/'s usernames is not the same as namefagging on the rest of 4chan
>>566471682>he thinks there are 5 people herelol, lmao
What does Magnus mean by this?
>>566471865>UMMMM TALKING ABOUT OUR NAMES CONSTANTLY ISNT NAMEWHORING BECAUSE UMMMM IT JUST ISNT OK SWEETIE? NOW LETS GET BACK TO CIRCLEJERKING ABOUT OUR NAMES AND NOT CHESSreddit/discord is down the hall namescum schizo
>>566472112I tried to explain but you're retarded so here we are. Do you want me to draw you pictures? That might help, who knows
>>566472198>UMMMM YOURE JUST STUPID OK NOW LETS GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT OUR NAMES LIKE DISCORD SISYou're so desperate to talk about your name/names, why dont you just join a chess discord like the rest of the powerful queenz?
>>566464817
>>566472032X gonna give it to ya
>first game back in a week>fart on a korean with 92% accuracyYep, still got it
>>566472198>>566472969Objectively he's right that namefagging is based, okay, give it up, dont be like those progidies who drop down to amateur level, keep your intelligence fluid here.
Did we really need a 30 minute analysis of Charlie’s 15 minute analysis of a 3 minute staged cliphttps://youtu.be/xDz478viIuY?si=9ch4UTdAJgp9wq3a
>>566474463wish this irrelevant whore would get it over with and do porn already
>>566474645>tfw you stage a viral clip but people still expect you to pivot to porn
>>566474463Now we need the rude guy to do an hour long reaction to her 30 minute video. Everyone will eat.
OH WOW SO I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA BEAT ME HUH. OH WOW GOOD MOVE SO I GUESS THAT'S JUST IT THEN HUH. SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST RESIGN HERE BECAUSE YOU PLAYED THAT MOVE THEN HUH. OOPS LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR ME THEN HUH. MR EPIC 1800 OUT HERE SLAYING DRAGONS ISN'T THAT RIGHT. MR THOUSAND EYED MONSTER 1800 SAW THAT MOVE AND NOW I HAVE TO RESIGN HUH. GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE YOU TO GIVE YOU THESE RATING POINTS LIKE YOU DESERVE HUH. YEAH YOU DID THAT SHIT DIDN'T YOU. GO OFF KING WOW. WOW I HOPE I CAN BE AS STRONG AS YOU ONE DAY (lower rated than me btw). WOW YOU SURE SHOWED ME. HERE LET ME RESIGN THE GAME NOW SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HOW YOU WON. I GUESS THAT'S THAT THEN. HUGE CONGRATULATIONS WOW GREAT GOING
>>566474207shut the fuck up namescum
>>566474784this face NEEDS to be coomed on
Is there enough disparity between people who have both com accounts and lichess accounts to validate the claims that lichess is full of cheaters?
>>566480427Yes. I'm much higher rated on com blitz, it's supposed to be the opposite. I can sometimes get stuck around 300-400 rating lower on licheats than I am on com, like literally hard stuck. Constantly winning games that I end up losing for big losing streaks.
>>566480427theres way more cheaters on che$$com due to it appealing to lowest common denominator and being full of jeetslichess just looks worse because they dont do anything about the cheaters they do have
>>566481028The difference is density. You're actually playing more cheats on licheats even if they're a smaller number than com's, because they make up a greater percentage of the total licheats playing pool. Also, they're never getting banned. On com there are far more players, which dilutes the amount of cheats. Because they have more players, technically there are "more cheats", but not actually in your playing experience. And the cheats you do face, will get banned.
>>566481867no way, i see cheatjeets constantly on cheatcom, its fairly rare on lichess
>>566482762Nah I have spoken, the matter is settled
>Am slim, dark in complexion, calm and humble. I love reading, Chess and research. I love pieces of Chess. My favorite opening is Queen Gambit. I love Queen, rooks and knights>Enugu, Nigeria
>>566483147how much is danny paying you?
>>566483930Nah how much are YOU paying me
>>566471380i'm not SC but i remember that small chain of posts. you called an entire race of people subhuman and SC said "i'm not gross like that" when someone thought you were him. maybe it's a normal post on 4chan but not really something normal IRL. it'd be pretty gross and uncivilized to say something like that IRL. anyway, i like SC. i don't know who you are but you seem to be quite insecure about being low rated. maybe do something about that instead of crying about SC and subhuman races on 4chan. btw if they're subhuman, why do they keep beating you? oh, they're cheating, right? every single non-white person who beats you must be a cheater. there's just no other explanation for it.
>>566487464brownoid detected
>>566470130Shogi poster is kinda based desu. He does it for the love of the game, even though no one itg cares.
>>566487464>"my name is basheer i live in pakistan and got forcefully married to my cousin muhammedina and this is my post"
>>566487464why are you trying to argue with catmixer,?he's been at it months now with hours of nonsensical samefagging everyday, can't you tell 90% of posts when it's night time in europe it's him trying to ruin the general as much as possible?he doesn't even try to hide it
Why don't we host a tournament for Jewish American Heritage Month? We haven't played together since Christmas.
lmao
>>566494774kek what a jokecant wait for him to get flushed
>check in>100 posts of pure schizophrenia we're so fucking back bros
>>566497054
>>566494774>mfw my rating goes up
>>566497308what did he mean by this
algo pull trvke about the Caro-Kann player.You're not him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs8-cc-jJGk&t
>>566402672He's based and hilarious. I am rooting for him since I saw that unhinged interview he did with Levy Rozman.https://x.com/HansMokeNiemann/status/2053133165200396386
I play the dragon and the kalashnikov because I like the names
>>566501042>literal antifathe chud will never recover.
>>566501042kek mafioso seething
>>566501994jej. it went from buttplug jokes to bald jokes. kid can't catch a break...
>>566502134Knowing Hans, he will eventually pivot to fully bald Bond villian, fluffy cat and all.
>>566503981I already predicted his Lex Luthor trajectory
Happy Mother’s Day to the Queen!
I was promised chess 2
Can you solve this incredibly difficult 2500-rated lichess puzzle?https://lichess.org/training/Tgv6m
>>566503981>>566506036wow, that’s really funny! like a Bond villain!
Chuddy EVROPEAN Pride post just hit the frontpage of Lichess. It's happening bros.>Throughout my university days (2011-16), I developed a love/hate relationship with Facebook and Twitter. I found the platforms very useful for trying to spread my genuinely felt pro-European political messages. Yet a few friends and I tried and ultimately failed to create a separate platform (pretentiously named Prisma Politica) for native Danish political science students. Facebook’s Jewish networking effects were far too powerful, even as the second stage of enshittification was in full swing with annoying things like the removal of “the wall” and the nefarious algorithmic feed that replaced the good old chronological stream of posts from my friends - and no one else, that only a White platform could provide.
>>566512065You mean used to be a blog, lmao. Common euro L.
>>566508142Yes. No further questions.
Ya'll heard lil chuddy got his GM title?
>>566516925did he break the record for youngest gm or nah?
>>566517125No, I think he is second youngest, but he's the one who did it without resorting to closed European events with shading dealings.
>>566517192>the one who did it without resorting to closed European events with shading dealings.He farmed a Bulgarian shitter
Page 10 negrobump brought to you by Divya Deshmukh.
>>566516925that’s a case of chess zoomer balding syndrome coming, recognize it every time. the little inward curve.
>>566519182>He farmed a Bulgarian shitterYou're thinking of Erdogmus breaking 2700 by smashing a geriatric Topalov lol.Oro is surely more legit than the retarded helicopter parents' passion project that is Mishra.
I'm 400 elo :D
I'm 392 elo D:
>>566527929Who’s Mishra and what does he have to do with Fraudstino?
>>566532456Youngest gm. He's mad because Oro is number 2. I don't know why though.
>>566470130100% agree
>>566470130>passive aggressive listwoman moment
>>566534058>first of the 50 samefagging posts he will make todayWhen are you gonna get bored of wasting your time like this you pathetic faggot?
>>566534420Calm down, SC! Not everyone has to like you. Remember that episode of Recess?
>>566533037I hate Mishra because of that stupid dot, the dumbass stare and the fact that he got roped into playing rigged tournament to satisfy his parents' desire for a meaningless "youngest ever" title rather than steady growth and competitive longevity. Also iirc his father sperged out on xitter when Nepo posted a Biblical reference after losing to the kid.
>>566535892I used to like the guy but I gotta say I got some serious chest fatigue because of how thin skinned he is.
>>566536891Yes, I'm also having chest pains (and numbness in my extremities).
>>566541973sick necrobump
SCOTCHTWO KNIGHTS CARO KANNKIA VS FRENCH & SICILIANSICILIAN TAIMANOVDUTCH
>>566542587I get it, mainlines are scawy.
DRINKING AND PLAYING
>>566546471This will be me but I need to study up a lot more before I dive back into actual games.
>>566547105Just cheat and you’ll never lose an anon challenge
I never cheated not even once oh hi mark
>>566551154Coward
>>566556930Post a game I dare you
https://lichess.org/1EGjUtWcNo need to talk to yourself
>>566558626Someone else joined, did you win? Nice Sicilian
>>566558626If I beat MemeTeam and MemeTeam beat Finegold does that mean I'm better than Finegold? Pretty cool that my Finegold number is like 2 now as well.
>>566560073Someone is pretending to be memeteam so if he wants to announce himself here’s your chance sir
>>566559989>>566560174https://lichess.org/zV5kBFma
>>566560282I’m playing a nice and respectful opponent
>I unironically went for a three-fold in a +10 positionJesus Christ, the slurpposting got to meokay it was like the 5th hour of play but I can't leave it off like that
>>566560282I gave this NM like 10 moves and he had to flag me at the end. Many such cases!https://lichess.org/FUrYoEZBFMXx
this is a certified instructor+2100 Fide CM blundering all the forks. it wasn't even in time trouble.
>Gets crushed the entire game>Wins because I blundered one move at the last second>Immediately spams new game like he killed it, I’m the only one in analysis People like this are my biggest pet peeve. That kind of deluded arrogance is exactly why I take pleasure in destroying people when I do, I know some smug retard who never studied a loss in his life is on the other side of the screen with a superior air
>>566574303Then don't lose. Bimbo.
>>566533037He’s not the real youngest GM, Faustino is. Mishra’s title was so rigged FIDE literally implemented what’s known as a “Misrha rule” after the fact, which necessitates a norm in an open tournament. He’s a talentless meme “prodigy”
>>566574462Mishra isn’t a meme. Every young GM played norm tournaments where it was tactictly understood that the old guys were there to lose. Sometimes they were literally paid, but most of the time it was just the pairing itself doing the work. An old washed 2400-2500 GM is probably going to lose to a young IM prodigy. It’s nothing new and Mishra didn’t do anything different
>>566575013Nah look into it. He’s like Carjacking. His title is rigged
>>566569716>2100 as a CMHe’s just washed and probably old, it happens. There’s an FM on chess.com that plays all the arenas and he’s only around 1900 blitz. Title alone isn’t an indicator of opponent strength, rating is more relevant
lol how long until r/(li)chess takes this heresy down?https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1t9e53r/cheaters_in_lichess_tournaments/>Cheaters in Lichess Tournaments>I propose a new rule for Lichess, no account should be allowed to participate in an open tournament unless they have at least 12 hours of time spent playing.>Points refund is not enough when facing a cheater in an open tournament. Today I was on a streak and top of the tournament just to face an account that was created 2 hours ago with the first 15 games lost in the most ridiculous fashion and then the rest of the games are all wins! Obviously I lost the game and lost the streak and withdrew from the whole tournament and all I'll get is points refund, which doesn't matter to me, I was trying to win a tournament and this loser just decided to ruin it for everybody.>Keep in mind that these guys purposefully participate in these tournaments because they know that aborting games is not an option. I think it's ridiculous that this is allowed and should be looked into.I’m amazed his experience was even getting points refunded. I almost feel like he lied about that as prophylaxis against redditors and /chess/ers going “mmmmrrmmmm how do you KNOW they’re licheating, sweaty? I’VE never played a licheat in my life.” Some of the comments are surprisingly normal though>There’s something about a tournament that really brings out all of the 1300s who suddenly blitz out 15 moves of offbeat gambit theory and become endgame machines.>Lichess sucks for banning cheaters, there was one guy I played that insta made like 50+ moves in 12 seconds and it took lichess an entire month+ to ban him after I reported him like 10x+ and he kept playing too.Lichuds… even lireddit is turning on us…
>>566577537>It's unpopular to say anything negative about Lichess here, but their anti-cheat is almost completely ineffective against anything but the most blatant cheating. People here also tend to downplay the extent of cheating in online chess.I know you post here btw, show yourself ally
Was this just some other jeet whos parents paid some old Russian guys to give their kid their rating like abimanpoopeeshra
>>566577916>heh, I got my gm 5 days younger than MagnusHe literally doesn't need to do anything in life. He's already won.
licheatslijeetslichudslitrashlitrannieslichildrenlichungus
>>566578226he was born in india. no accomplishment will ever be enough to compensate for this inherent disability.
>>566578247you forgotlijannies
It's actually liDanya. Where is your liDanyan pride?
libump
Nobody says that.
>Lose a game I was easily winning with a dumb one move blunder for no reason>Well that's rough but it's fine, I'm stronger than my rating and all will work out soon :)>Misclick my next game in another winning position>*twitching intensifies*>Haha it will all even out soon not to worry>Outright lose my next gameThese undeserved rating dumps are the most stressful part of online chess. Nothing worse than watching your rating tumble while knowing for a fact you're way stronger than that
>>566594280>MisclickStop playing on lichess.
listop
>mentally ill lihater is spamming again
Seething lipoor malding at a cash.com cheatless chess experiencer
>>566594280>knowing for a fact you're way stronger than thatYou’re not
>>566598280Do you feel better?
>>566599359?
hey hey chessu
hess mafia
>>566600487Needlessly trying to put someone down (and failing, because you're too retarded and failed to even make sense) is something people who are insecure and hurting do. You know that's what I meant too, you're just playing dumb as a rhetorical posture and preparing for a heckin back and forth where you can drag it into a shitflinging contest. Just shut the fuck up idiot, nobody cares that you're going to kill yourself within five years
>>566608565
>>566608565I’m not trying to put someone down I’m just stating an objective fact your current rating is your current level you’re not better you’re not worse. The people thinking oh yeah my lichess elo says I’m 1600 but actually I play like a 2000 elo I just had some bad luck/was distracted and whatever bs reasons they come up with are retarded.Many people think they’re better than they are well in chess your elo is telling you how good you are
>>566596954Both are bad now. Com scaled back their staff and their ability to respond to reports, that's why there is no contact option anymore, just an ineffective "AI chat bot". I recently lost to a guy who has won his last 50 blitz games in a row (probably more, I stopped counting) and has had an account for months. And that was in between some other obvious cheats, including a guy who blatantly turned on Stockfish to save a dead lost game, to such an obvious extent that I simply resigned once managed to force a drawish position. There's no reason not to just play on lichess anymore, you're not going to get satisfaction against cheats on any site, and lichess is the superior playing experience
>>566608565You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me, 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>566609116>I’m not trying to put someone down I’m just stating an objective fact your current rating is your current level you’re not betterRetard, you can have an unlucky streak that temporarily deflates your rating and isn't representative of your actual strength. My rating has already corrected itself because I won the next ten games in a row. Why?? Because... guess what... that rating wasn't my actual rating... and didn't represent my actual strength... I was: stronger!>N-nuh uh, no you're not! You suck actually! Feel bad!Idiot
li...chads?
We have reached maximum creepiness. Just in the last hours…>>566583527>>566591731>>566607365Those are just typical necrobumper staying up to nurse this dead general and keep it from 404’ing. Nothing at all unusual there for anyone who has used this general for a while but then comes the cree-py fake shit: >>566608565>>566609116>>566609247>>566609405>>566609408A fucking gargantuan amount of text all spammed out in quick succession. Much of it is just repetitive AI type language…
>>566609408>unlucky streaklol ok retard
>>566610001go post your nigslop racebait somewhere else tranny freak
>>566596954>maldingdon't you mean... BALDING?
>>566610153It's crazy to encounter an actual double digit IQ person like you who simply can't grasp simple concepts. Yes, luck exists retard. If I misclick in a winning game, I am not a bad chess player, I had an unlucky misclick. If I randomly drop a piece in a winning game, I did not lose because I'm bad, I lost because I had an unlucky brainfart. This is somehow too nuanced for your ridiculously small brain though and you can only think of rating as absolute. Ok then retard, I massively improved between when my rating was deflated and in the hours immediately afterwards, when I was sleep deprived and won ten games in a row anyway. That's what happened. It wasn't bad luck running out and my rating normalizing. Sounds too complicated. Dumbass
>>566610625I ain’t reading that shit
>>566611006Yeah, you lost the battle you picked, dumbass
>>566610625
I should act more emotional on here. Higher updoot yield potential.AAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FAIR I PLAY THE GAME AND ITS LIKE SOMETIMES I LOSE AND THATS JUST NOT OKAY HOLD ME /CHESS/ IT HURTS TOO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566610625Give him a lichance >>566611104
>>566611006I didn't post that>>566611073Just so you know. I consider your response beneath my notice
>>566611434and yet you respondendedcurious
>>566611434There is no you or I on anonymous board. Only sides of the argument. If I respond for you in spirit, it's the same as if you replied for yourself; both are by, Anonymous. And that is all we ever are, dumbass
>and yet you respondended>There is no you or I on anonymous board>If I respond for you in spirit, it's the same as if you replied for yourself; both are by, Anonymous>;I love thirdie hours
Gukesh will beat Sindarov. Im sure of it. Gukesh just has the higher class
>>566612492and the curse is set, Gukesh better consult Vishnu before the match fi they're using voodoo like this.
>>566611928>respondendedI'm pretty sure that was a joke>;That was not so misplaced a semicolon. The comma was pretty weird though.
>>566613747Just ask amad if you don't know which Hans is the best.
>>566612492>higher classYou mean caste, Ranjit?
hoero, zabimaru
>GCT2026 super chess classic Romania May 12 – 24>Fabi, Keymer, Sindarov, Pragg, Alireza, Giri, Wesley So, MVL, Van Foreest, Romanian shitterWho’s winning?
>>566620004Fabi.
