Previous Thread: >>566425746>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)Rei (3*)Akari (New Year)Izumi (New Year)Haruka (New Year)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/656>Events:Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 5/6 11:00 – 5/13 3:59Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 5/13 11:00 – 5/20 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 4/22 11:00 – 5/27 3:592x Bounty – 5/6 4:00 – 5/13 3:592x Commissions – 5/13 4:00 – 5/20 3:592x Hard – 5/20 4:00 – 5/27 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>4/28 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Tsukuyo (Dress)Michiru (Dress)>5/5 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Wakamo (Limited), Hoshino (Swimsuit – Limited), Mika (Limited)>News:4.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KHceYwh1Dbw – 5/15 8:00Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3425677>Events:An Unconcealed Path - Episode: Fashion Show Security Duty! – 4/28 2:00 – 5/12 1:59Special Ninjutsu Run Away: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/runaway – 4/28 – 5/11 18:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field) – 5/5 2:00 – 5/11 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 4/29 2:00 – 5/25 18:592x Normal/Lesson – 5/4 19:00 – 5/11 18:592x Account EXP – 5/8 19:00 – 5/10 18:592x Hard – 5/11 19:00 – 5/18 18:592x Scrimmage/Commissions – 5/18 19:00 – 5/25 18:593x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 5/25 19:00 – 6/1 18:592x Account EXP – 5/29 19:00 – 5/31 18:59
I hate you (affectionately)
What is Six Seven anyway?What makes it so funny?
this one
>>566446960>die hinaBASED
>>566446960>plainthat's racist
>>566446867Now this is some fine dining
>>566446867
>>566446960>ao best event>midori makes hot image>canon blue momoi
Here
>>566446960ummm how dare oyu do this word cloud!?!?
>>566446960You should post this as text so it's searchable
>>566446960all me
>>566447256You can search it if you have an iphone
>>566446960Miyako game
>>566446960>parents sabotaged makoto-samakek
>>566446960what did i do?
>>566446960Reminds me of some of the old word clouds we had a very long time ago.
Meeting cute anons on /bag/ to play with
>>566446960Is that big Mika on word cloud?watch out, someone's going to have a melty
Miyakofags own /bag/
>>566446960
>>566447391How does it feel knowing everyone's laughing at you?
>>566446960>parents sabotaged>makoto-sama mistake>schizos church>wanted woman>remember times>wanna crossdressing>arona actual>max bag rabbit>flower came>feet named>thighs fags>posting ass tummy already>anus gems>general world>word retard>hoshino guys>little airi>girl sex>sensei love train>fat miyo>plain suou>post schizo>name retarded things>rare poop>jew rolls>strongest vagina>pantyhose discussion>christian tsundere
Yeah I guess it's probably this one.
>>566446867>67Magic is real?????
>/bag/ hates gookako so much they'll choose a 67 thread over him
>>566446980>he doesn't know
>>566446960>sensei love
>>566447502Who? Anons here are usually nice
Ordinary girl tumtum is the tastiest
>>566447641early threadmakers should be punished, simple as
Koharu bomb
Any of the Railgun girls worth raising?
>>566446980It means nothingIt's just an alpha meme to distinguish the ingroup from the outgroup. If you know it means nothing and do the hand bobbing you're part of the ingroup.I'd say it will die off once enough people figure that out and the second half of gen alpha develops their own brainrot to replace it, but brainrot is reaching critical mass and I think we're quickly reaching the point where invention ceases to be.
>>566447795Saten
>>566447670For someone who hates Mika you sure have a lot of images of her saved
>>566446960Miyako is the undisputed queen of /bag/I approved
>>566446960>fubuki scripture>wanna crossdressing>wordcloud swimsuit>maid thighs hope>anus gems>ao best>posting ass tummy>lmao sorry>iroha skip>cringe gogurt>fat miyo>canon blue momoi>shitposter thinking nipples>christian tsundere>miyakofags samefagging>erotic shitposts>aoba piss>yes midori makes hot imagewell, there's some good ones despite the spam at least
>>566446980
>>566447795>566447795sluten
>>566447641the thread count ended with 67, otherwise I'd have baked a Seia bread
>>566447795I'm bringing Misaka to kill the vending machine.
>>566447871Hifumi could've won if they started earlier.
>>566447859Hate her? I love her. I feel like Mika most of the time
>>566446867>Reisa OP>thread number ends in 67kaiten_kneeling.png
Can someone actually enlighten me about blue moi? I actually really like gold n' blue.
>>566448021lmao, you're not fooling anyone with this.
>>566448021nah, someone like you is definitely depressed and on pills.
>3dpd
>>566448085The third twin, but only exists as a game character created by the GDD.Given this game love of turning fictional entities into real characters, I'm sure an Ao alt will eventually be released. She's as real as the GSC nu-president or the ghost tales from Hyakki.
This is why trannies hate BA. They hate purity.
Love this little meme gremlin
>>566447795Saten might be used in the next pvp season, and Misaka was kind of meta once in one raid a long time ago, can't remember well, but I think it was Chesed and it was just a score chase team, also she had to be UE50 minimum
Hifussy
Can't believe reisa died of ligma....
>>566448297Stop saying that.
>>566448338what's ligma?
>>566448147Who is she?
I would be fine around a /bag/got
>>566448085Ao is a character that appeared on a JP-exclusive web event during the GDD maid event. she doesn't appear in the actual game (yet?) and was created by Momoisome people (on /bag/ it's mostly me kek) hope she'll actually get released at some point>>566448237>I'm sure an Ao alt will eventually be releasedI'm not losing hope
>>566448373sugma kisakiballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we entering worst hours? Maybe I should sleep
>>566448259That's a woman
>>566448515do gookakos produce milk?
I want to take Reisa out on a date and headpat her so badly boys
>>566448515never wake up
>>566448619her voice is so annoying
>>566446960>schizos church wanted women>ugly gogurt tho>check gookako obviously>make spam forget>based boobs room>next cute like aoba>sex sensei love train
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
>>566448237>>566448484Thanks, I'd be ok with it. especially if she were to power up the twins. They have cute runs.
>>566448338Who the hell is Subaru Jobs
>>566448619Imagine having to babysit a retard with the energy of 20 nuclear nukes.No thank you.
>>566448708Wish we had art like this with Ibuki
>>566448246No shit a tranny's soul is vile impure shit, BA being pure heterosexual kamige sets them off.
cop pits
>>566448338Anon, you have to stop feeding your students ligma once they reach UE60......
How did Nexon get away with blatant reskin characters like Momoi/Midori?
>>566448737would be nice if she synergized well with the twins, like they already do when they're together (buffing each other and stuff)even if she doesn't and/or she's not meta I'd still max her day one. she'll become my wife like her sisters
>nukular nukes
>>566448781Nobody finds teenagers attractive. Stop pretending.
>>566448820True. Every time.
>>566448747Arius Fuyu
>>566448789Your loss
>>566448865bro... they're twins...
>>566448894as opposed to truth nukes
>new thread for the futa game got deleted>doomposting flopped>falseflagging failed>early thread failedbaboon ban-evader lost/bag/ won
>how did nintendo get away with blatant reskin characters like mario/luigi?
____________Hina gogurtina____________
God I wanna lick Hina's everything
>>566448484We don't need another GDD memberThey have 5 already
>>566449085Mario and Luigi have different sprites and gameplay styles since smb2 thoughbeit
>>566449085Well nintendogs? Your response?
>>566449078many such cases
>>566448849She needs to start wearing a bra if she wants me to be a law-abiding citizen
>>566449197Kei is technically not a GDD member (even if she is in spirit)
>>566449246two cakes
>>566449227>misses the point entirely
SAAAAAAR BA STORY BAD STUDENTS BAD COMIKET BAD SAARTOWER SALES GOOD
>>566448875When I have the funds to, i'll do it as well. But got a ways to go for that even for only being a yearish in full time, I really wish I would have gotten more gifts from previous events.
>>566449361post more Rena
>>566447949aaand the joke is ruined by a filthy phillipino, as usual
i'm detecting high fecal levelsdeploy seia
>>566449197one more shouldn't be an issue then>>566449227Midori and Momoi also have different sprites and gameplay styles>both Midori variants are single target attackers, but her og can do some aoe too since her EX can hit multiple targets>og Momoi is a pure aoe>mMoi is an auto-attacker>their sprites have multiple differences other than just color
The other thread is much comfier with less schizo and false flagger.
>>566449361Never
>>566449573if that were true, you wouldn't be here posting about it
>>566449078it's natural that /bag/ always wins
coom in Nozoom.
>>566449361Without love it can't be seen
>>566449695what's a nozoom?
>>566449361how did Nexon get away with blatant reskin characters like Yoshimi/Rena?
>>566449681this actually happened
>>566449474
>>566449106
Are gookakos /bag/ culture?
Stop sexualizing your students, UNDERAGE students even, you sick chud pdf diddy hitler incels UGH why is this game allowed on Steam
>>566449745Rena is chocobanana flavored
This student just lied to you and took advantage of your kindness AGAINWhat do you do with her?
>>566449134Cute
Is it true tsunderes are for anal, /bag/?
>>566449870same as the Saibas then. Momoi is strawberry flavored, Midori is lime flavored, Ao is blueberry flavored
Remember to roll for tYuuka!
>>566450021every 2d girl is for purely anal
>>566450073You don't need her even for Lunatic Goz.Stop trying to brick newcuties.
old men like me love this type because they always fall for it
>>566449996Correction-Headpat two piece combo
>>566450143you're cringe
>>566450063Momoi is peach flavored
>>566449996>>566450184Impregnation
>>566449724Umineko pt6-8 was the biggest crock of cop-out shit I've seen. R07 should have just gone on a long hiatus instead of going on a hamfisted personal rant about how all readers are ungrateful shit who demanded to be spoonfed answers.Truly an insult to the senses.
>>566450231tasting Momoi's juicy peach...
>sampleTRIGGERED
Protip for new players: pyroxenes reset once every 6 months so make sure to spend them all before June 1
>>566449813SHAA
I'm back /bag/I missed you
>>566450349Put on your Rena pic fag
Ryukishi is extremely overrated.
>>566450508I really really like this image.
>>566450143You can start to spam your usual garbage now. There's no need for you to talk about things you don't understand, monkey boy
>>566450063momoi literally means peachy you dummy
>>566450063>Momoi is strawberry flavoredbruh... the name literally means peach
>>566450063-10 social credit to the twins poster.
I've decided I want this to be the last raid I can only clear on extreme so I'm actually going to prebuild some units for the next one. How accurate is the information on the wiki? My understanding is:>next raid is binah>uniform neru (I have her) is the best dps, willing to spend more ligma>rest of team varies but I have s. seia, s. kanna, eimi fairly well builtIt doesn't seem to really hard recommend specials but I imagine standbys like himari and ny fuuka would workwould appreciate any advice, I want to be good at blue archive and not be laughed at by izuna anymore
>>566449865yall some diddy ahh epstein bluds ngl fr :skull: :skull: :skull: :wilted_flower: :wilted_flower: :wilted_flower:
>>566450570>>566450597>>566450063kuyashii
>>566450564>Give genuine helpful advice>Get called a monkey Not everything is a 4d chess psy-op schizo
>>566449192Even her butthole?
>>566450736Binah is easy but is a mald insane because the perfect run hinges on doing enough damage but not too much damage that you prematurely force a phase change.
>>566450834Not him, but tYuuka is not a fucking brick just because Fes is around the corner.
>>566450456You think you're so sleek
>>566450917*cums*
>>566450917KEKStill makes me kek every time
Build your meg
>>566450815Heehee
>>566449865>diddyhitlerwow I'm stealing that for my tinder profile
>units
>>566450970Why does Arona have a figure that makes me want to tie her to a bed with a ball-gag in her mouth and a Hitachi massage wand strapped to her cooch?
>>566450906I don't care that much about the perfect run, as long as I can clear insane that'll be real progress. I have mika too so if I have to second team it I can
sex with gyarus
>>566450924It is if you end up missing BAris and Kei as a result.
sensei...?https://files.catbox.moe/5y9j1y.mp4
>>566450849Indeed
>meg
>>566451101When reading momotalks, they are my precious studentsWhen doing raids, they are units
sex with smeg
>meg>smegretarded slang
yeah, meg's a bit retarded desu. bless her.
Just roll for who you like
I like meta
>>566449865Seethe harder, strawman troon
>no kokona for lunatic binahFUCK
>>566450917Can't wait to pull for Renya
Would you eat smeg's smegma?
smegu
here's how Ao can be a thing:make some made up event where the saibas alongside some scientific mobs develop a humanoid based on the twins but something happens and she becomes sentient
>>566451579You just reminded me of that guy who said students have clit hood cheese
rushing these for Alice funds feels bad
>>566451562she's thinking of eri there
>>566451635her name is Mao, you fool
>>566451562Renya...Oh right! I like foxes that go NYA!
>>566451665then don't rush them. do a couple every day, you've got time
>>566451635How can we have Ao when Aris exists
>>566451101I wanna squeeze Ako's units all right
>>566451665What in the name of broke ass nigga am I seeing right now...
>>566447463No
>>566451851Iroha flopped
>>566450834You're fucking retarded. As I said before, there's no need for you to talk about things you don't understand. She was used in the latest Goz, especially for Lunatic, and even one of my club mates used his UE30 tYuuka to clear Lunatic.Almost every fucking Lunatic clear had her in one of their teams, and she made my Lunatic 3T clear very comfy. Now, not going to bother talking to you again because I truly feel you're either stupid or a shitposter
>>566451904I quit after dumping everything last fes
Akane Love!cow
>>566452090do you only play the game to pull gacha?
>>566452090
>Now, not going to bother talking to you again because I truly feel you're either stupid or a shitposterYou can be such a tsundere. I know for a fact that TYuukaless runs are doable. I saw one newcutie uploading their run here and it was flawlessly done. We're probably in the same club too.
>>566448708Beautiful. Marriage with Akane!
Mika love
Which single student is mechanically the least useful?
I just wanted you to know I manipulated myself thinking of you, /bag/…
>>566452331Team 1: KotoriTeam 2: Tsubaki + MariTeam 3: iMineTeam 4: SShizukoWasn't so difficult now, was it?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>566452497Nodoka?
>>566452497Shimiko objectively speaking
>>566452504...
>>566452719Shimiko can be used in shurokuro thoughbeit
/bag/ is hiroy worth raising
>>566450176Artist source?
>>566452224>>do you only play the game to pull gacha?No, got addicted to PoE>>566452257:(
Nodoka...
>>566452980I'm so sorry.
>>566452994>got addicted to game with no cute girlsfucking how
>>566452497Cheer HibikiBut she's cute so she gets a pass
>>566453112who's useless but not cute enough to get a pass?
>>566453217What's your deal, bro
>>566452980Nope
>>566453292Terminal case of curiosity
I'm 31 years old and it seems like I lost interest in video games and anime. How do I get that spark and interest back? (I am not a neet)
>>566451851Catroha
>>566453217the fat pig rabbit
>>566452980just be yourself
>>566453414You don't
>>566453004When is she getting a useful alt!oShiggy is great, why couldn't Nodoka be viable God dammit!
>sakurako pulling up to the endgame in a fucking latex bodysuitI feel I've overlooked her before now
>>566453414Just move on.
>>566453414play old gameswatch old animes
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
My precious desert rose.
don't forget to gogurt your students /bag/
>>566453520oNodoka used to be one of the best healers in the game...
Twitter changed something again and broke the block list. Now I see trash from accounts I blocked a long time ago
>>566453414Don't worry, you'll never get that spark back so stop trying. Yes, gacha will still kill your time. No, you won't be as immersed in it as you used to. Welcome to your 30s. It's only downhill from here.Shun always related
>>566453607
>>566453605Hina timetravelina?
>>566453830For me, it happened in my late teens / early twenties. Just got irreversibly bored of everything. In hindsight that was probably depressing but eh well
>saori actually says VANITAS VANITATUM in her exsick
>>566453605>00:01
I don't wanna be old and childless
>>566453930why does this image exist?
>>566453605>>566453606>>566453607wtf
>>566454132We'll always have our fictional childs
>>566454052Saori has one of the sickest EX animations in the game and that's a fact
Am I gonna be safe?
>>566454252asia?
If you've grown bored of things you used to love and can't find new things to love, the problem is not the things. It is that your life is empty, or at least acutely deficient in some deep way, presenting a void so profound as to suck the joy out of even the once-sublime.We all need a reason for living, sensei. I hope you find yours.
>>566454132Substitute a child with a successful career, so they'll pity you in a less gross way.
>>566453414It's over, you subconsciously know anime and games are childish. Genuinely get into reading more or watch movies. Both make you richer mentally
>>566454252You can get plat with a 2t insane clear but I'm not gonna tell you how because the last time I opened my fat mouth I woke up and found myself in gold.
>>566454328Burger
>>566454215>>>6>>>7We won Reisabros
>>566454387no
>>566453414>>566454035That sounds like Anhedonia. It's a symptom of clinic depression.
>>566454252Asia: Yes, of courseNA: NopeEU: LMAO
Read your Momo
>>566454206Movie reference aggie
>>566450736Binah is the next Total Assault, which will happen after bluefes. We will have ShiroKuro Grand Assault before that, blue and purple torment, yellow insane. You can prepare by farming some equipment you're low on during 2x Hard next week, I don't see any point spending eligma yet.
>>566453112cHibiki isn't that bad honestly>>566453830why is Saya holding a bag full of dildos?
>>566454495WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>566453414I had a similar experience with Kamen Rider but that mostly stemmed from Revice suit being so fucking dogshit on my eyes oh goodness what the fuck. Nothing a 2 year break didn't fix. Take it easy and you may find your back to your old interest.
>>566454372It's not so. Finely crafted things of any medium are beautiful and worthy. A mature mind shouldn't dismiss these things but instead marvel at them and, if so inclined, delight in them.
>>566454528I'm less concerned about GA I want to be better at TA because I really like azusa and her elephs are expensive. UNeru/Kuroko/SHanako enough for the shirokuro options? I have SMika and Nozomi also for purple but they're not built.
why do we never post Muchuki anymore?
>>566454552Those are potion vials you miscreant
>>566454494Why are you even mentioning EU you retard?
>>566454948she should give one to Sex to make her younger
>>566454372>Both make you richer mentallyno they don't lmaoanyone who thinks reading actually improves your mental capabilities is not a smart personIt is perfectly ok to enjoy reading and it's okay to prefer it to other mediums, but if you think you are improving yourself simply by the act of reading you are a Grade-A midwit
>>566454495No
Walnut and guacamole.
>>566455284don't forget Maple and Peach
I think Reisa needs some explanations to do
Lots of unofficial streaming sites dead latelyTiem to say goodbye to this cruel world.You win glowie
>>566455228To the extent there's a grain of truth in it it's that there is a little more friction to pure text than other media, but fundamentally the thing which improves you is understanding what you're consuming, contemplating it and expanding it in your mind. Mindless consumption is an opiate.
>>566455420What?
>>566455228>self help books aren't real according to this genius
>>566455494Some obscure pedo shit. Ignore him
I have never seen any evidence that makoto actually does anything useful but she sure looks cool here.
>>566455359I like where this thread is going
>>566455624I think this is the only time she's ever been useful so far
>>566455502you are either purposely misunderstanding the statement or you have the IQ of a somolian
>>566455730>somolian
>>566455396>needs some explanations to do
>>566455903me everytime
>>566455854
Students with hemorrhoids?
>>566455854I want to punch that stupid smug face
>>566455752NIKO MAMA MOMMY MAMA MOMMY MA MA MAMA MAMA NEED MILKIES AND NURSING HANDJOB HUGGIES MAMA I'LL ALWAYS HAVE 24K PYRO SAVED UP FGSFDS MOMMY MOMMEEE
Improve your english or suffer the wrath of midori, faggot.
ban all midoriposters
heehee
>>566456042Nagisa and Moe
>>566456123Midori would say this
>>566455698She sent Iroha to schale
>>566455420Cough cough miruroBut also, get used to torrenting baka
>>566456042Nagisa Moe and Himari
>>566456196>>566456250funny, I was gonna say Moe too
Don't google that, please.
>>566456017"A" and "o" are on opposite sides of the keyboard. It's one thing to fat finger adjacent keys and another to not know how to fucking spell.
>>566454872Hard to say, depends on which supports you have. Ask again when the raid is up.
>>566456413Too late, the Veritas glow in the dark niggers are 5 proxies deep into my defense now
Don't post my greenwife if you're gonna act like a faggot
>>566456236Wtf? I love Makoto now? What a genius!
>>566456629The gamers are cursed with low effort /int/ tourism. It is a tragedy.
>>566456708>/int/nyani? the gamers barely leave their rooms, how could they manage international travel?
I will keep posting Green to mock you brainlets and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>566456886/int/ users barely do as well
>>566456895you are having a multi-post crashout over a speling mistake
I'm going to rape midori with my brown esl cock until she cries and there is nothing you can do about it
ENTER
Spiciest thread in a while
>>566457020Technically, his crash-out is over being called-out for ritual/avatar-fagging something that has nothing to do with the student in question.
>>566456949Hmm is that a hint of spandex I smell with the 1 week old musk? sniff sniff mmm gorgeous my dear with a note of camembert I see very lovely
did they really name the green twin Green and the pink twin Pinki
Plap
>>566456987>crashoutdeluluuu~
>>566457149But I want to rape midori anyway
>>566457213*Peachy
>>566457213does anyone have the pic of Midori posting with a bottle of Midori?
>>566457213>GreenIt's pronounced Brain actually
>>566457382ugly and humorless in hina's case
>>566457382Cufunny for short
>>566457509please post more of this miyako bweeh emote
>>566457382
But really, he's right. People don't just read self-help books for fun. Having an issue and finding literature to solve the problem is not the same as some 90 IQ who thinks he's getting smarter for reading shitty 40k novels.
Small wife
>>566457609Guh
>>566457596pien
>>566457596Mmmmnyo
>>566457596No
>>566455624Its easy to miss since she never toots her own horn>She creates numerous public works projects in order to improve her image, opening up a new rec hall with a dance hall, hot spring, and various other amenities free for students>Creates art for the students to enjoy(statues), and Hina has to pay for it(The students don't have to pay for it, taxes never go up)>Put on the biggest fanciest party in gehenna history for everyone to enjoy(everyone enjoyed it)>The people rather enjoy her policies, its been shown a few times she has a certain charisma and she resonates with certain students>She is very good at politics(Not as good at implementation, but she's good at the political part of it), as shown in her momotalks.>She always puts the feeling of the citizens first>She's very good at picking talent; even Hina says Iroha is good at her job, Ibuki is a child genius, and the other two as well. >In volume F while the prefects are busy being useless as usual Satsuki is the one who single handedly saved all the citizens.>Her weapon name is a JJK reference
>>566457635
>>566457596
>>566457356I have it but it's on my laptop and I'm at work, I don't have a lot of BA pics on my phone
>>566457609Hina shouldn't wear anything at all
>>566457798pien
Moe play THAT
>>566457683Is Hina alright?
>>566457952She looks like she's recording her fart
>>566457987Et Omnia Pien
>>566458119kek. that didn't even cross my mind
>>566457798Mikuck
>>566458246Koyuki...
>>566458246
>>566458246Will all the damaged goods exit the premises
>>566457901>Its easy to miss since she never toots her own hornkek
>>566457664Most self-help books are slop word salad whose main point, if they had any, could be distilled into half a page. And it’s even worse for books aimed at women It’s very easy to fall into the trap of reading multiple self-help books merely for dopamine hits without actually doing anything to address your issues. In fact, I’d argue the self-help industry is DESIGNED around this
>hinajanny existI'm noticing
>>566457901Hi Makoto. I hope you're having a nice night.
>>566457901>She's very good at picking talentPretty sure the end of her momos show that everyone she picked for her public work projects tricked her and took the money
>>566458469Shiroko is a bad influence
momi
*blocks your path*
>>566458621There's nothing bad about Hina bobina
>>566458621nnno she's not
>>566453830I don't get this pic
>>566458603Her friends would never do thatNot Ibuki
>>566458670I HATE THIS BOOK
>>566458589>post literal porn>"woooooow fuck jannies"
>>566458568the guy who made this should remake it with the actual Kei
>>566458808They should remake it with sensei instead of Yuuka, but what are you going to do?
>>566458729[ ] Shunny[ ] Shun (Hag)[x] Shun (Teenager)
>>566457901
God I wish Ba'al was real
>>566458804There is no porn
why does Hina's wings change size in every variation? do they grow and shrink through blood pressure like a penis?
>>566458904It’ll never stop being funny how severely Makotoposters mindbroke the jeets
>>566458956>Makotofags>Pure upright Arians>Hinafags>Literal demon worshippersAs expected
>>566458804He deleted it himself to complain
>>566458603Classic gehenoids behavior
>>566459057And then people wonder why you can't delete your own threads anymore
>>566458534I once read a 50 page book on how to stop masturbating when I was like 19 and it had 0 actual advice and it was just a long monologue about nothingI really wish I had grown up for the internet because I could probably make a living writing smart-sounding words with no substance
>>566458894ah yeah makes sens and actually great choice by the artist>>566458956Baal is real, ever heard of balenciaga?
greetings from Agartha
>>566458956
The worst thing Mika ever did doesn't hold a candle to what the average gehenner does weekly
>>566458998I assume they kinda work like her horns, which means they appearance depends on her moodHina's horns glow when she's in combat (base alt, vol F, V1C3) but don't glow otherwise (pajamas sprite, dress and summer alt)She can probably contract her wings at will but it might require some muscle effort, hence why they are expanded on her pajamas alt
Slapping Hina's ass in public.
>>566459035Kivotos demons are the best
Licking Hina's ass in public.
>>566459265Getting kneed by Hiniature in public
i think Hina's wings look STUPID and i could break them like NOODLES
My thoughts on the new Kaede alt
Mating press Hina in public
>>566459160>how to stop masturbating when I was like 19retard
>>566459035>AriansNot that kind.
>>566459208They're responsible for 50% of the crimes in kivotos after all.
>>566459208I don't think the average Gehenner betrays her school and tries to murder her friend weekly.
>>566459472Bt they don't go to jail unlike Trinitiggers
>>566459231Imagine if her horns varied from soft to hard
>>566459398I bet they are bulletproof and stronger than steel, otherwise they would be full of holes
>>566459456nigga I was 19of course I was retarded
>>566459406Damn, this is literally Kaede
>>566459684What do you know now?
>>566459618>weekly>>566459628Which makes it worse, good thing nuprez called them out their bullshit and will start arresting them since Hina is incompetent
>>566459757A fucking lot. For one, I learned that 90% of literature is pure slop that makes Twitter look intellectual.
I'm going to assrape hina and punch her in the back of the head and scream at her to stop fucking crying and keep going until she's sobbing so hard she's dehydrated and tears aren't coming out anymore and the sobs are just choking wheezing sounds like an unmaintained machine breaking down and neglected in a factory which soon will close forever.
>>566460051be careful with all that edge, son
>>566459945Yes "weekly", what about it you stupid fuck? Read the fucking posts retard.
>>566459265>>566459327I made both posts
>>566460274Sex with both in front of Mika
>>566460297No you didn't...I made one of them...this is plagiarism...
>>566459160Books are all fake bullshitHaving a book tell you for 1000 pages that its bad to masturbate isn't going to teach you anything. If you believe its bad its already bad, a book isn't going to teach you willpower, its something you have to train yourself to have through constant self denial and living an upright lifestyle. No matter how many pages a verbal retard throws at you, it isn't going to suddenly make you believe you have willpower. Its just something you have to decide you have.
>>566460332I also made this post for dramatic effect.
>>566460274PSA that non-JTF Trinity mobs are cancelled and should be socially shunned and mocked every minute for the rest of their lives to apologize for Arius and Mika
>>566460410AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am... all of /bag/
I'm gonna go to sleep /bag/Have a good night
That's alot of words for "I want to fuck mobs"
>>566460521Night
>>566460276>he forgot how Makoto almost killed her members weekly from the blimpretard
>>566460367Spoken like a true sub40 iq. Well said Tyrone!Fuck all o' dem books, edumacation is fo foolz I telz ya fr fr.
>>566460437No
>>566460521Gn
>>566460276Weird how you're being super autistic about semantics but you can't even get details about the story right. Sounds like you need to read.
>>566460804name one good book
>>566460804None of this is hard to understandIf you need a book to convince you of something you clearly already want to believe, thinking that the book will give you some sort of shortcut into believing what you already want to believe, it won't. There are no easy answers, you won't gain will power to resist temptation from a book. The answer is already inside of yourself, seeing some guy write down his personal journey won't change that.
>>566460914
>>566460521
>>566460914finnegan's wake
>>566461050I don't get what's so special about a failed artist turned politician. I mean, it's not like he did anything special during his political career. Passed an animal protection law like a treehugger maybe.
>>566461028This is true, and there’s a tendency to fall into intellectual masturbation over stuff you’ve read in books. Basically LARPing as doing the thing when you haven’t even started doing the thing.
>>566460914The Colour Out of Space
>>566460521I guess it's time for me to sleep as well
This is a classy lady
Heading to japan this september, and id like to ask: Has anyone had experience bringing doujins back to their home country before? specifically canada? I'm planning to head to melonbooks/animate and buying a boatload of blue archive stuff while i'm there.
>>566460367>Books are all fake bullshit>>566461028>Self-help books are all fake bullshitWhich one is it? If it's the later I don't entirely disagree. If it's the former you're just retarded.
This is the only book I have ever read.
>>566461404>spoiler
>>566459945Sensei the Gehenna enjoyer will rather remove the fake prez. What now bitch?
>>566460914The Bible, inspired by God.
>>566461465Its the same; the book isn't going to self enlighten you with magic words. Enlightenment already exists within the self, its your job to bring it out.
>>566461252He sterilised thousands of gypsies which the best thing any European leader has done in centuries.
Saori alt when
>>566461364Gn
>>566461686Man I love glasses, every character should get a glasses alt
>>566461587Too many translations and (((interpretations))) made the Bible completely unreliable. King James version still the best?
>>566461686She's got two.
>>566461364Good night, I wish I could go with you...
>>566461538damn, is it that bad?
>>566461686No nononon nonononononononono
>>566461792>King James versionLmao, at that point read the VulgateBut for real, KJV or Douay-Rheims are good. For more modern, whatever’s approved by the Catholic bishops in your country
>>566461792Learning Hebrew and Greek is the best. Failing that, yes, I read KJV.
>>566461404>canadaSensei... It's almost as bad as bringing doujins back to the UK or Straya.
>>566461637It's not the author's fault that you're too inbred to acquire basic reading comprehension.
>>566461686Wait wait no no noDelete this right this second
https://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76MI heard you guys like futa
>>566461928>Learning Hebrewew
>>566461881Well I’m not canadian but from what I’ve heard, which may or may not be accurate, is that the only worse large country for it is Australia
R-E-A-DAB-OOKAY
>Two KJV chads in this threadNever expected to see patricians in here
>>566462063No you're looking for /kvg/ or more recently /aog/
https://files.catbox.moe/oayg6s.jpgthoughts?
>>566462161Gross and ugly
>>566461404Always read your local laws or else
>>566461853Why even bother with larping as trashnigger?
>>566462161Repulsive.
>>566461404
>>566462161STINKY
>>566461404>CanadistanThank you for reminding me that, despite living in a Balkan shithole, things could always be worse.
>>566462161Yup, would definitely suck and lick.
>>566462114It's probably not that uncommon. KJV era English sounds, well, "Bible-y" if you like from pop culture. I think a lot of newer Christians who didn't grow up reading the down to date modern versions prefer KJV because the language feels right.
>>566461927>CatholicI'm in eastern europe..
>>566461792Read the original text
>>566462161Exquisite post anon
>>566462161Rough sex on the desk
>>566461792With any version, it's only unreliable if you don't study too deeply. Basically a skill issue. The only problem I have with King James is that words changed meaning, so you need to sit next to a dictionary to figure it out. And if you use the newer translations, there are mistranslated spots that cause common misunderstandings. Like that one OT chapter that says you have to marry your rapist, it was originally referring to shotgun weddings / premarital sex. This is made even more obvious because rapists get the death penalty in the same chapter, immediately contradicting itself. The good news is you don't need perfect theology to get saved, so it's up to you if you want the benefits of diving deep or just knowing the basics.
>>566462478>eastern europeDon’t yall have some Old Slavonic translations to LARP over?
>>566462478Learn Greek
>>566462478Why would you prefer to read in english to begin with?>>566462558>The good news is you don't need perfect theology to get savedExplaining this to schismatics is like pulling fucking teeth
>>566446867I just came by to reply 6 7 to this OP6 7
>>566462229>>566462103>>566462010That kinda sucks... I did buy some doujin off of a guy from facebook marketplace who had his friends import it through mail (some crazy hitotose rin hina stuff too), but i did want to make sure if there was any difference with flight travel. thanks for the advice guys, i'll triple check over the law stuff in the meantime.
>>566462114>>566462424I believe KJV is the preferred version among most denominations because it's considered the closest to God's word as possible without needing to read the original source material or another direct translation.Not to mention that there are translations which actively change the meanings and implications of some verses to justify a denomination's teachings. In my preliminary reading list for Blue Archive I actually have this for Arius, since the lore suggests that they're the equivalent of an off-offshoot of Christianity (Trinity)
>>566462558>marry your rapistWhat if multiple men raped a girl?
I love Iroha
>>566462558>immediately contradicting itselfTechnically speaking there's no contradiction. You could marry the rapist and then have him executed.
>>566462725I’ve long since given up on explaining things to Evangelicals. Only God help them at this point
>>566461928>Learning HebrewLOL
>>566462257It's xir new meta strat. It's funny that he thinks people would forget just because we have a lot of newfags
>>566462858>Not to mention that there are translations which actively change the meanings and implications of some verses to justify a denomination's teachings. In my preliminary reading list for Blue Archive I actually have this for Arius, since the lore suggests that they're the equivalent of an off-offshoot of Christianity (Trinity)They are explicitly a reference to arianism, which is an early christian heresy that rejects the holy trinity.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism
>>566461686OH NONOT MEI NEVER LOST CONTROL
>>566463043They’re supposed to be Ireland like the IRA
>>566460914Night Lords trilogy by AAron Dembski Bowden
>>566461792>King James version still the best?Not if you want to understand what's going on.
>>566462905Iroha gave sensei the choco from her mouth wtf!!!!
>/bag/ - Bible Advisory General
>>566463094No they're really nothing like the iraterrorism is not a sufficient similarity, it's fucking blue archive, even the cops blow shit up routinely
>>566462905Based
the Bible explicitly supports child marriage btw>but muh millstone That was about scandal
>>566462924Even still, going back to the original translations and context, it was talking about consensual premarital sex.>>566462871Reverse harem kek. Another reason why it's obviously a mistranslation.
>>566463105Absolute wife material
>>566463140
AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY THE LORD SAIDLET THERE BE LIGHT!
>>566463140Blue Archive is a christian game.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>566463206Mary was like 14 when she gave birth wasn't she...?
>>566463043>Jehovah's WitnessesAha, I should have written that down in my notes.
>>566463294She's available
>>566463140Christian game. Christian general.
>>566463351Ako is so pretty
>>566463256why don't student fight with stone? stupid?
i should farm up OG neru eventually... no matter how i swapped my setup around i still had to 3t iti mean, it's a super easy super comfy plat but... feels a little awkward
>>566463375
>>566463440bullets are like stones but faster
that there are “Christians” who don’t believe in the True Presence and the Eucharist despite Christ himself repeating it several times in John 6 proves to me that no matter how good your translation is people will find ways to interpret things however they like. a good translation + a Church/Magisterium to establish dogma is where it’s at
>>566463375Even YHWH thought 14 was peak breeding age and there are pagans out there crying about minors in video games. Tragic.
>>566463440What are bullets but fast thrown stones?
>>566463440They save them for you
>>566463192>Christian>Radical terrorists>They were abused, sent to the shadows, and thrown into chaos by Britian(Trinity)>They got back at Trinity through radical reformation(explosives)>Live in shitty slums(ireland)They aren't muslimThey aren't jewishJust because they're based on Arianism doesn't mean they aren't also based on a country that has close ties with Britain but also a seething hatred of Britain due to their horrible past togetherEngland basically put ireland into slavery for like 400 years.
>>566463538>Fast thrown stonesMeteor
>>566463623…what? Arius is… oireland?I see the links, but I don’t think it’s deep enough to confirm beyond some surface level similarities
>>566463481NO THAT'S MARIlove womb halos
>>566463674>Draco MeteorMika confirmed for Dragon/Fairy
>>566462858>it's considered the closest to God's word as possible without needing to read the original source material or another direct translation.This is something only fringe weirdos say, and it's not true. We understand the original languages better now than we did back then.Swallow your pride and get an NRSV. If "brothers and sisters" triggers you or if you prefer more Bible-y language then get an RSV. They're both downstream from the KJV anyway.
>>566463140Blue Archive is a bible game with guns.Here's some biblical lore you need to understand to understand blue archivehttps://pomzero.hatenablog.com/entry/2026/03/14/214705https://pomzero.hatenablog.com/entry/2026/03/22/222237
>>566463623The most important part of the british/irish relationship is colonialism, not religious difference. Britain adopted a christian heresy, not Ireland. The IRA's problem with Britain was occupation, not religion, and arius was not occupied after they split off.
>>566463510>no matter how good your translation is people will find ways to interpret things however they likeThat's true for everything written
Amen.
>>566463869>Also, this "box" and "tabernacle" are Hebrew words Aron (אָרוֹן) I'll call it. Perhaps Arona (ARONA) The name of comes from here!>By the way, the spelling is different from Moses' brother Aaron (אַהֲרֹן). But when you think about the possibility of double entendres, it's kind of interesting.>Moses was a being who could interact directly with God. Aaron cannot hear God, but he is there to assist Moses.>The teacher who talks and interacts with God (the student) is here the guide Moses It can be said that it is in the position of.>Arona is such a teacher's assistant! And because the setting is "Alona's voice can only be heard by the teacher," Alona cannot communicate with God (the student).
>>566463869>bible game with guns.making it surely the most american game ever
>>566463375Only Muslims cling to this.
>>566462858>le KJV is God’s undiluted word!the only people who say this are goofs who unironically call catholics ‘papists’ and think the Bible was altered and hidden from the masses for 1500 years and not because the printer wasn’t invented yet(sorry, i’m taking out my rage re: misinformation on you a bit, anon.)
>>566463445>2 healers
>>566464047Not if that fat freak and his gold statue in Florida have anything to say about it unfortunately.
The Virgin, Mari
Shes so pretty
>>566463537We are living in peak clown world after all.
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2053309378368086460
>>566464121would u believe me if i said that having her in there instead of s shiroko worked better? i tried swapping everyone and everything around and thats the best i could get without compromising p1
>>566461404The short of it is you should be really careful about 18+ goods going into canada, the law treats drawings the same as photos so BA characters are especially risky.Odds are usually in your favor, there's a decent chance they won't give your stuff that much scrutiny, and even if they do they tend to err on the side of permissiveness... usually. Depending on what they see they might take it as an excuse to go through your goods and phone more thoroughly.However if they open your bag and see a naked kokona on the cover of a book, you're probably going to jail.
>>566464174??? El Presidente wants to take away blue archive?
>>566463869people still disagree with me when I say (You) are a jesus allegory even though the vol F scene where sensei falls out of the sky LITTERALLY shows 3 days passing
>>566464341Shoo
>>566464325Just don't use Takane???
>>566463869How many people realized Sensei and Phenaphates tablet activation code is backwards?
>no astro fellatio updateDoombros, are we losing the narrative?
>>566464383Who are the apostles?
>>566460914Stoner by John Williams
>>566464174go cry on bluesky freakI don't care what you think about celebrities
>>566464047America has become such a blatant jewish puppet that the Pope is siding with a literal islamist state over you. The days of America being associated with Christian fanatics is over.
>>566464383Just because its a bible game doesn't make you super jesus. There's at least three or four people in this game that could claim that much. GSC President and her 12 apostles, also Malkuth getting literally crucified.
>words only trailer>no girls shown>comments disabledAssOral 2026 release btw
>>566464481>its suddenly okay to worship false idolsI thought this was a christian general
>>566464403she tops off everyone's hp + turrets for free and if I burn cost on her EX it's extra hits due to her passiveotherwise michiru heals are annoying to juggle. she's there as a stat stick + cost support
>>566464047True
>>566464515>literal islamist stateI understand your point but this is still slander. freedom of worship is more alive in iran than any w*stern state today
SUGOI JANAI!
>>566464574I literally don't think about him until someone comes on 4chan to cry like a little bitch and reminds me
>>566464574telling satanists such as yourself to fuck off is always a good thing
>>566463809>>566464089Admittedly, my impression of the KJV being considered "undiluted" came from old Jack Chick tracts, which I know are evangelical bullshit but that part seemed legitimate enough of a detail I assumed it was more universally held. Plus, it's the translation I had in my own Greek Orthodox church growing up.In any case, I believe this has been a learning moment for all of us.
>>566463537>>566464326Lolicons are truly the most oppressed class in MMXXVI
>>566463869>So David tries to move the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem, but the oxcart shakes and the Ark almost falls!>咄嗟。 Uza A man who supports it... but is killed on the spot as punishment for "touching the sacred"! So cruel...!!>Because the Ark of the Covenant was fearful, it was meant that a "decided priest" could only touch it by "decided manners." When the unqualified come into contact with it, they are consumed by the overwhelming power of God.>King David was terrified by this incident and called the place " Peretz Uza (Breaking Uza, Hitting Uza) " I named it.>This naming is reflected in the unconstrained process of Shittem's box.>Alona and Prana join forces to release the limiter on the Shittem box and quickly increase the number of simultaneous conductors...that's the process "Peretz Uza." They're twice as strong as regular people!>Peretz Uza is the place where the power of God hidden in the Ark of the Covenant was revealed A mode that reveals the hidden power of the "box" , so I think that's why this name is used...>Carry the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem, and the Kingdom of Israel becomes rock solid! ...But David is not a perfect king either.>They experience mistakes and ups and downs, such as stealing a married woman and being chased after her son's rebellion. And he is a son Solomon He appointed him the next king and died of old age.I understand why its called Pertez Uza nowI knew it was a bible reference before but I didn't connect it to the power of the chest.
>>566464547>Momoka was Judas>sold her out for potato chips
>>566464818Momoka would definitely do this
>>566464174>>566464574Did anybody even actually worship that statue as though it were a representation of their god?If you want an actual example of this shit happening, try those Indian statues that they built out in Texas.
>>566464813bag is so dead the resident faggots start talking about the bible
>>566464818Uhhh, kaya?
>>566464718>telling satanists such as yourselfCool it with the projection hot shot
>>566463510Definitely. It baffles me how protestants twist themselves into a pretzel to deny some supernatural doctrine like that. Like how can you believe that Jesus came back from the dead and can be present anywhere+everywhere at once, but not in the Eucharist when He explicitly tells you so. It's not even that crazy a leap unless you are coming from an atheist perspective.I swear they got psyoped by (((big satan))) into being afraid to look stupid or something, so even if they believe in the resurrection they will deny basic theology just because it sounds out there to secularists.
if we got nothing else to talk about how about we talk about how amazing nikke's new kpop songs are?I want BA to have songs like those one dayMari idol's song is so fucking shit and forgettable literally nobody remembers the lyrics or knows it exists
>>566464662Sand people = terrorists in my book so I've not looked any deeper than that. You could be right.
>>566464885They won't because Christcucks don't actually worship Christ. They worship the status quo and twist the meaning of the Bible until it fits the status quo.
>>566464515America is the whore of babylon in revelation.
https://x.com/kyua_kushikatsu/status/2053067463177408765
>>566465021>so even if they believe in the resurrection they will deny basic theology just because it sounds out there to secularistSome of it is self consciousness, some of it is that they basically are atheists. Not like, "I grew up atheist and I took up some protestant sect to be trendy" but the christianity they grew up with is so diluted the only thing in it with any substance is the community itself rather than any single article of faith.
>>566464907>You aren't allowed to talk about the lore of the gameas usual>>566465058>Now that you are not talking about the game I demand you talk about other gamesas expected....
No thanks, I'd rather keep arguing theology
>>566461404Oh shit I'm from Canada and I'm going to Japan in September too. I'm gonna find you and rape you.
>>566465058Going on another one of your episodes thomas? Are we gonna have to post the vocal song rentry to run you off?
>>566465058I assume it's made with AI just like their art?
is /bag/ pilled on the ((((question))))?
>>566465190
https://x.com/Chiri_Hoshino/status/2053107547318759488is this safe?
>>566465058Thats because Nikke is simply a better game that makes good shit, its literally on its golden age atmBA is so fucking shit half the current thread is off topic mental retardation despite the fucking anni being in a few weeks
>>566465058>if we got nothing else to talk about how about we talk about how amazing nikke's new kpop songs are?Eh, not really. I did the event, they sucked.The only good vocal songs I can remember from Nikke are Red Hood, Nihillister's theme, and the cash shop theme.
>>566465329you just want to link porn
>>566465329Disappointing. I was expecting Hoshino
>>566465329execute all 2000 people that liked this
>>566465312Yeah.
guys this is not the nikke general, this is a general with human made characters
>>566465058>>566465372>>566465376Faggot literally stopped bible talk because he wanted to talk about Nikke here
>>566465312rice-sensei unironically said "gas the kikes" in club chat
This thread is ASS
>>566465440and you shall have her!!
>>566465638Satan comes in many forms.
>>566465693!
>>566465579I don't even follow the drama but I'd bet my next paycheck the "AI use" scandal boils down to>developers used an LLM to look stuff up
I love ASS
>>566465685Why would you ass?
>>566464925>>566464818Kaya is a "Judas Goat".
Doesn't Nikke have actual males in the game?Miss me with that fagottry. This is why I stick with BA.
>>566465638I don't careChristfags these days are more annoying than reddit atheists
>>566465312let's say there is a solution to the question and it's pretty final
>>566465760That's LEGS
>>566465865The Bible is a part of BA lore.
>>566465645Based if true.
Get behind me satan. /bag/ belongs to Christ.
>Niyaniya>Akira>Yume>Hitomigacha later this yearIt was foretold
>>566465972The references are superficial, like all Asian media that bases itself off of western concepts.
>>566465579
I get so tired of you niggers every day
>>566466183Okay, it's still more relevant than another game. What's the real reason for your melty?
>>566465058>>566465372 Kys nikker
>>566466183I don't believe you actually read the story.
>>566466334>meltyyou severely overestimate my passion for this argumentthe melty seems to be thine, methinks
>>566465865>>566466183Retard
>>566466430Okay, but you're the only person with the problem here.
>>566461404Depends. Asuna or Aris shaped?
stop arguing and wappi~!
>>566466530Are millennium students considered a standard unit of measurement for canadian legal purposes?
>>566466183Its actually not superficial, its core to the story. I posted two blog posts going into how deep it goes less than thirty minutes ago that no one here read I'm sure. All the best chapters in the game are bible lore. And none of its just superficial, it goes deep into theming, they are quoting verses line by line in volume 6, there are deep cut references to the bible someone who read it might not even get half the time spelled out in that blog post. Like when the post explained what Sactum Tower really was.
>>566466673I read them bro.
>>566462010>>566464326>anime girls = jailthis is some 1984 shit what the fuck
>>566466530what if it's a make up work doujin with hanako/koharu?>>566465246oh hell naw. seriously though, are you bringing some blue archive merch back too?
>>566466569Wappi plappi
for the Canadian anon
>>566461404owari da
>>566446867>pantyshot in OPthis is unprecedented
>>566466939>are you bringing some blue archive merch back too?Plan on. As long as it's not explicitly childs or violent it should be fine. BA doujins aren't explicitly childs (for the most part) . Otherwise you just hope you don't get searched. Even then it will just be confiscated most likely.
>>566467214AIEEEEEEE THAT Y LOOKS UNDERAGE
>>566462161My favorite type of boobs with my least favorite type of vaginaWould still lovingly have sex with her
help /bag/. it’s late at night and i can’t sleep because i’m thirsty. but if i drink water i won’t be able to sleep because i’ll have to get up to piss again. what do?
>>566467472Drink water and just drink your piss in bed
>>566467472Just get up and piss once or twice through the night like an old man that you are.
What is rimukoro's alt account?
>>566467585https://x.com/uni9rimu
Who is the best student that summons cover? I never bothered raising any of them and am wondering who I should focus on.
>>566467472it's time for the diaper, sensei
>>566467687>I was already following itDang, thought I could find more BA stuff
>>566467701Vest hoshino
>>566467701tier list is in the OPhttps://kamigame.jp/bluearchive/page/142375924644479448.html
What is dorontabi's alt account?
>>566467134Jesus Christ, I genuinely cannot imagine not being AmericanI have zero reason to think someone is going to come knocking on my door because I said something mean on Twitter or because I clicked on a loli jpeg. How do you people not just commit suicide?
I'm gay for little girls' ripe breastlets
>>566468083Being Japanese must be better
>>566468245being japanese sounds generally terrible on many levels
>>566467887I don't have her...
>>566468083>>566468245Imagine a universe where America helped Japan recover from their bubble and burst.We could have been kings, if not gods. Instead, we are but men.
>>566468245I did the 12+ hour boring fucking do-nothing office work day where you can't leave until some boomer says so when I was in the NavyRather suck-start a shotgun than go back to that
best is being American living/vacationing in Japan
Best is being American and really fucking rich.
>>566467914what did they do to deserve this?
>>566468429>navyExperts on sucking long cylindrical objects
>>566468529Because they're mediocre duh
>existence>existence, Japan
>>566468429Thank you for your service
>>566468529Stote is an expert in the D
>>566468553NahNavy hasn't been gay for 20 yearsWe have too fucking many womenLegit, security would catch 2-4 dudes a week fucking ugly chicks in the fanrooms when I was on the Abraham LincolnProstitution rings yearly
Do not fuck stoats
>>566446867reisa as a zoomer is a weird memeshe's awkward and doesn't understand or connect with what normies like
>>566468790Was the abraham lincoln fire caused by such activity?
>>566468790why do you sound like you wish it'd been gay
>>566467635GUH
>>566468675Please don't tell people that unless they were in combat90% of the time they'll just feel awkward or they'll feel bitter because most of the time as an enlisted you'll just be sweeping floors and doing basic semi-skilled labor
I've done it. But at what cost?
>>566468790this is how the kikes weaken the american army
Miyako
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>566468908Pat her womb
>>566469025Since when is miyu a shop student?
>>566469106Lovely breasts
why did you guys tell me to pull for mika and wakamo if they're not good?
>>566468943Oh shit for real? I'll keep that in mind. I'm from one of those states it just happens.
>>566468882You'll have to narrow it downAircraft carriers have 2k peopleFires happen multiple times a year
>>566468807
>>566446867>4.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KHceYwh1Dbw – 5/15 8:00is the link invalid or did they deleted the stream lol
>>566468886I don't wish it was gayI just wish there were no fucking vaginas in the USN
>>566469310It only shows up if you change your system time
>>566469310It literally says the stream is still privated
>>566469432how did anons found out about the upcoming stream
>>566469494midori smug .webp
>>566469060The navy isn't the army
>>566469494Kr official account announced it yesterdayhttps://x.com/i/status/2052676127655973137
>>566469243>migaStill used almost everywhere>guacamoleLess used but still core in some raidsHaving them is better than not
>>566469276It's the normalfag thing to say. We don't hate it, but imposter syndrome is rife among the people who get out because we're comparing ourselves to dudes who lost everything to the military running over IEDs or getting shot. No one needs to thank me for just fucking up my knees and hearing because I had no life prospects outside of a six figure debt for college. All I did was shine metal and stare at a screen moving message traffic. It's just a job for most people.
>release Toki with new armor>she's fragile as fuck>release Kei and BAris with new armor>they're fragile as fuckwhat did they mean by this
>>566469243who the fuck would you roll for instead? poozu?
>>566469243You are using auto translate on the site right? You realize that different students are good for different raids right, and there is no perfect answer. Just because Hifumi and Kayoko aren't recommended for every raid doesn't mean they aren't still necessary at times for Wakamo raid. Which is why further down the page it tells you what students are good for what raids.
>be in the army>get thanked>all you did was smuggle anime dakimakuras as part of the e6 mafia>arigato
>>566469595 >>566469595 >>566469595
>>566470136>740 posts
Yuuka has fallen
>>566470136Point and laugh at this OP; they fucked up the OP
>>566469807a job's a job bro, someone had to do it. i even say thank you to the guys at fast food shops
>Early threadreport it
Someone bake a non fucked up maybe Himari OP please, I can't do it myself now
>>566470185Walnuts...
>>566470307>Announcing reportsDumbass
>>566470281I tell them to put the fries in the bag
>>566470415I didn't announce a report I made, I never said I was reporting anything.
Who's baking a proper bread?
>>566470536Oh no no no see you in 3 days retard
>>566470281That's kinda the point. A lot of service members feel like they haven't done shit for the people despite being hailed as something special. Painting bulkheads because some drooling faggot that only has his rank because he's not smart enough to get out of the Navy ASAP does less for the American people than bagging their groceries. I would genuinely rather shit on the military for being bloated than thanking them for the bloat.
>>566470136>early>vandalized OPYou're really still butthurt that your other shitpost thread got deleted, uh?
>>566470603I can't do it myself this time
>>566470627I thank veterans I know for sacrificing years of their lives tard sitting the many absolute subhumans they let into the military
The strongest special units
Fucking retards bake now. That fucker vandalized the OP and removed almost everything and he's gonna samefag to bump his thread
>>566470708Eh, I supposeMaybe I'm just jadedIt made me a better person and some of the greatest people I've ever known came from the military but there's such a gap between what people think about us and what we actually are it feels like doing anything bug dragging men out of gunfire feels like stolen valor.
>>566470982>>566470982>>566470982
>/bag/gots when there isn't a new thread the moment we hit bump limit
>>566470627one time i was trying to get on the freeway and was fixing my bangs using the back of my hand, and the trucker in front of me with the us army sticker probably thought i was trying to salute him, and he yelling barely audible fuck yous as he drove off. thoughts on that?
>>566470986>>566470986>>566470986
>>566470751hmmm nyo I think ayane is the strongest
>>566471025>>566471025>>566471025aww, fuck.
/bag/ wtf
>>566471008If you're in the Army you're either 120 IQ or 80 IQ and little in-between. Also you never salute without a cover (headwear).
>>566471051>>566471017>>566470993IDIOTS
Let's pick the thread with the word cloud, wherever it's posted.
>>566470136>>566470993>>566471051WHICH ONE!?
>>566471630This one: >>566471731
Jannies...
Uh what the fuck?
WTF
seiabread please
it's over
> all dedWho do WE blame for this?
pretty sure this is my punishment for beating off to rape doujinshi for the last 3 hourssorry guys
I found it>>566469595>>566469595>>566469595
That motherfucker is the chimpanzee ban-evader, and he was mass reporting every thread except the one he made. Good job, you useless fucks; this wouldn't have happened if you weren't so stupid. Someone bake a new one, but only one, and post there so if the baker gets bocked then someone else can bake a new one until the retarded janny finally realizes what happened
>>566473453Good idea! Why don't you do it?
>>566473708>that's a good idea but i would never ever ever do it myselfTypical. You deserve this.
I guess this is my queue to go to bed.
>>566473812Put your money where your mouth is, faggot. You want people to migrate to your "fixed" thread then make it. Until then shut up and wait for the shit thread to hit bump limit. Nobody is going to risk a ban after jannies slapped all the other thread makers with a warning.
>>566473708Because I was temporarily blocked, dumbass and tried to make a new one after the CD was over but still was temporarily blocked from baking. The only thing that changed is that I was able to post again, and that was the reason I made that post
Nah, not going to the shitposter thread that mods approved
Still here
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
Good thread
