Previous: >>566496959>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
first for Dober
>>566520279rape for dober
This thread will be bouncier
Fun fact: your in-game photos for your trainer card are saved locally, and can thus be edited
Post semen demons.
Mambo!
>>566520478
This thread will be Bourbon, not Barbin
this thread will be gayer
big tits?
hi
>>566520657
>>566516915i don't have the time gwo...i'll just throw whatever mile sparks nishino flower i have on curren
>>566520478i don't think the artist was even to trying to draw her so sultry
>>566520657my favourite
>The QUINTET is a five-horse bet where the first five horses in a race with at least 14 starters must be bet on in the correct order. You guys will balk at training on a 20% but then people betting real money will put it on shit like this
bigwa CUTEhyde
>>566520757i really like this aryan goddess, but i still have some trauma from impulse pulling on her banner. especially when a less desireable uma spooked me instead...
>>566520820me and my cute CF
>>566520936they are childs
ryan LOVE
>>566520667DIE VILLAIN
>>566521019help. i can't get her out of my head
swweeeeeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>566521059umapits!
>>566521059Why is there so much shaving art for Dober?
>>566521260from doxing to breaking their pcs and stealing steam accs
>>566521483stuck-up women are also usually very hairy toohence, the constant need to shave to appear delectable
tell your mama you love her today, umadachis
>laze around in uma to play other video games thinking the cm is a week away>look at date>registration is today
>>566521260what's with all these RCE vulnerabilities with JS shit these days mang
>>566521752SHOULDA USED RUST LMAO
>>566521592the real answer is that women shave to show off to men because a lot of men are turned off by body hair, so someone like dober who is androphobic shaving satisfies a humiliation/submission kink
skip your runs today
>>566521905only if i get to spend the day having sex with mirako
>>566521664I'm currently at a restaurant with her
>>566521837>Chiyo post>But useful and not gay as fuck
>>566521827tickezo always gave me the most confusing boners in this gameher incessant whining and crying is grating to my ears.but, seeing her run and the way her tits bounce. it's like i was watching a whole other uma
>>566522013is that a good thing or a bad thing
>>566522004
>>566522274>not gay as fuckIt's a good thing, a return to form, so to say.
>>566522004bwo... get off your phone while on a dinner date with your mom... you dont know how many more of these youll get....
>>566522319However, male porn actors shave their pubic hair primarily because it makes their cocks look bigger.
2 gold insp 15 med sparks without med S award
>>566522439That's still a true fact of life, even if it might be male (gay) related.
>He still things gold inspirations mean literally anythinglol, lmao even
>>566521518Triplets with Inari One!
Dober raped me but tried to play it off as if I were the one raping her
>>566521730>Denuvo finally gone>Fuck playing Uma>Chill at Open CM>Not burn outRIP Agnes Tachyon
they literally do THO, you get more sparks
Rate my Goldshi
Do late surgers take Killer Tunes?
>not even a single copy of ayabe so i can't even use all my gold crystals on her to MLB her in one gowallahi i may need to borrow ayabe for cm14
room while I afk for a sec--kita test719327647193276471932764
>>566522715witlet mediumletshe's going to have 30%+ win rate either way
>>566522686>Denuvo finally gonehypervisor are not real cracks you redditor
>>566522839retard its been cracked yesterday
>>566522786Nopers
44590900445909004459090044590900cm 14 room
>>566521061
>>566522686>he fell for the hypervisor scam
surely we'll get some rest between this and the next CM...
>>566522960dumbest orange
>>566523076Maya is dumber
if mile B is not enough does it mean that sprint B is even more not enough>t. running fuji kisekioh i have med B too
>>566523010>mant>restinganon...
>>566522928still room for 1 more anon
>>566523190Sprints are just a crapshoot no matter your aptitude, it’s just worse at B
>>566523245I'm here brother
doto would say nigga
>>566522786it only procs if you're in 1-5th place so unless you're in a room with not a lot of fronts (lmao) it will never proc
orange umas are like orange cats
>>566522928thank you for the room, bwos
>>566523190Mile and Med B have been the worst for me with races.Sprint is more about getting good accels and mid race and long is more about stamina so you can cope on those tracks with B much more easily.Training Nishino and Taiki has been a fucking awful experience over the last few days because of this shit.
>>566522815saw ryan hitting pump and was 100% expecting her to rape869426658694266586942665
Yae
Holy shit you guys are actually cancer. Last time I am posting in these garbage general. Off yourselves.Cya.
>>566523728
>>566523740Thank you!My TT Pasa doing somewhat good gives me hope for a 3rd recycled ace if I'm too lazy...>>566523849She hit both Pump and MPB and I got excited for a second...
>>566520469the process is LITTLE more complicated than thatthey won't let you edit image after saveyou have to edit before that moment
Does being at low energy actually increase the chance of rainbows or is that just cope from highrollers?
not even 14medium sparks get me medium s. goodbye, fast learner.
How do you run Hoguri this CM? I heard people running her as late but why?
>>566523883I am begging you to start attaching Gold City to this ritual post
shichi torenasshould i run her festival alt as a pace?based on tbe description of her unique, it seems to be conistent if you're a pace. kind of like dia.this isn't even for cm btw, but trying to use her for TT
>>566523921she legit has so much good stuff idk why she didn't insta winmaybe lack of velocity
Is Head-On mandatory for cm14?
>>566523857CUTEKI
>>566524000>heard people running her as late but whyMore accels to gamble with
>>566524000Because Pace has no accel. Late has Beyond and Pump which if activated is good chance to win.
>>566523717What does that mean?
>>566524000Breather gives your Shake gamble more consistencyThis is a 5 heal track
>>566524115head-on is mandatory for paces for any distance
>>566523740That was such a close raceMileKINO... home...
>>566524115Head-On is never mandatory because of how unreliable it is, but you should still grab it. Budding Blossom is the mandatory Pace skill, and Pace is still the worst cucked position as usual.
>>566524115head-on is a gamba accel its slick surge for pace chasers
Cats?
>>566523849seiun lead too much530954855309548553095485
>>566524115It's very nice to have it but I wouldn't take it over other mid race skills.
>>566524404Gentilcreature
>>566524418Eternal 3rd...Thanks for the rooms!
I have a 10 hour shift today for Mother's Day.I am praying the browns and blacks aren't coming out for dining.
>>566524525ty for joining
>>566524418Oh the reason for that was she activated second wind into radiant star not long after, which carried into A&S/redshift
>>566524608Umamusume?
>>566524608umamusume pretty derby
We are so back
>>566524404yes
>>566521049Out of 10!
>>566524664>>566524667wrong game sorry
>>566524558Hispanic families don't go out for Mother's Day, they have a big family gathering at the house if they do anything at all.>t. dated a mexican chick
>DEIO DTEPU DAAA
>>566524160>>566524153Don't triple 7s proc at the same time as redshift? Her ult firing there should be good right even as pace>>566524171But breathers is randomly on late race? Sounds unreliable. But shake it out sounds fun because you can fire triple 7s + redshit + pump/dober, sounds kino
>>566524418she's really good at 1v1s at leastraped by the rare teio step665319836653198366531983
>>566524919The entire thing is unreliableLots of unreliable makes it reliable
>>5665249212 more784479727844797278447972
>>566523849digitan..........
>challenge mile rival>draw>vodka takes 1st>challenge medium rival>draw>winning ticket takes 1st
where's the open league lobby
>>566525287>right before the end of Position Keepevery time
>>566524709
>>566525268>TTL whiff so no gwawesomelast884751958847519588475195
>>566525383That's what happens when you challenge a Derby Musume.
>pretty derby>isn't pretty
>>566522537I don't know why Finemo posters make me act up so much. Is it because I think that Finemo is cute? Or Is it because Finemo posters are so bratty it makes me want to rape correct them?
a lot of chiyoposters nowadays
>>566525585gg, thanks for joining
>>566525874>last race>7fronts 2 ends>racing against my former clubmate>two runway suzukaswhat the fuck was that race lmfao
>>566525841but who is the original chiyoposterdo they even walk among us these days
>>566525874me when I see ex-dacchi in the room
>>566525841We're all Chiyo here
>>566525874>7 fronts
haven't been here in a hot minute, what happened to mambo after the danchud changed
>>566525939>>566525913You guys should kiss
I miss when chiyofags were known for sound posting, nothing else
>>566526063Those Chiyofags are dead, we only have a faggot SEA avatar poster now.
>>566525989New danchou kicked all the flatliners and instated a 20m/week quotaall but the top 10 people resigned in protestnow they've proliferated to other /uma/ clubs and are causing a swell of drama
>>566526152this did not happen gwo
>>566525989Nothing much, the club is thriving at the moment
FUCK End Cuckolds FUCK Late Sissiesand most of all FUCK Front Faggots
>>566526152that sucks, can't have shit
Pokke sex!
>>566526272paceGOD i kneel...
>>566526152very interesting how mambo's members have been expelled from 109 different clubs
>>566526327Shit yourself again?
accidentally sent a Taurus ace into the rice shower legend race and still distance gapped her
>>566525989he sent the sex tapes around
>>566522949happy mother's day! all those hormones were good for her hair
Can I get a (You) before I have to leave for work?
566526524nyo
>>566526524nyo
566526524nyes
>>566526524good luck at work bwo
>>566526221fuck this place i can't even ask about club drama without being lied to
>>566526524I'm so sorry
>>566526524Good luck.
I want to shave Dobers umanko while she glares at me
>>566526687You're really gonna trust a Teioposter over me?
>mfw that's not a room code
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566526687all the club drama is fake anyway
Do you have your CM14 teams figured out yet?
>Start sweepy>First it starts steam, then the game, and wait for you to reach the main menu, after which it shuts down the game>Open the webui, when it asks for your steam acc log in, then A 2FA code>Simply accepting the login request in the app won't workI like how disgustingly sketchy this shit is
>>566526828V. bourbon S. Maru for innate double speed eater and one other front for triple speed eater. Easiest plat ever.
>>566526828I haven't figured out my CM13 team yet qwo
mejiro mejiro song sucks
I hate junior yearyes I lost niigata too
>>566526942>mfw bringing double pacesfuck you
>>566526828mayaflowercurren
>>566526779i dont know who to believe. thats the problem
What are you guys training for Gemini? (two fronts need not reply)
>>566527024when in doubt bet on nothing
>>566525989all non orange members have been put into training camps. the nethnostate is succeeding where the kebtocracy failed.
>>566527072KingTaishinEither Taiki or Ardan. https://poal.me/3h1rd7https://poal.me/3h1rd7https://poal.me/3h1rd7
>>566526828I'm rolling on Palma later today, so spooks can change it up. I would like Akebono because Buonobwo inspired me to use her in some CMs, and seeing her run next to Nishino is funny. But unless things change, it's Taiki, Nishino, and maybe a Taishin or some late/end to inherit Cheerleader Kingu ult and do gamba there.
>>566527072The same as every cupTriple Late gamblers
I don't have willpower to make 2nd ace
>>566526867He's storing your account's password + access and refresh tokens in a local sqlite DB and sending them to his discord channel every 30 minutes btw
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club >25mil monthly >don't flatline and disappear >medium shoes >stickers in chat Reply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>gwooooo you HAVE to use mummy next cm just ignore plancha haha
>>566527453where's AnS?
>>566527404My GOD!
>>566527453bro we literally have a nigga running 3 fronts a few posts up
>>566527512this is for pace>>566527559yeah true, most finals A will probably be front loaded as well
>>566527024I'll give you the true and quick rundown:>Fuku pfp became danchou>3 flatliners kicked (including Keb, rip), one accepted back in, he made his Mambo plushie perform a naked dogeza (I'm not making this up)>Everything else exactly the same, including 1 career every 3 days>Rank skyrocketed and Mambo is now top 200That's about it
>>566527628>said the botracistironic
>>566526828Mayano, Nishino, and maybe Taiki
>>566526272FUCK chiyoposters wink
>>566526867Your steam account is probably on sale for 3$ at some indian/russian site already
>>566527453wallahi pacechads we are fucked
Eishin Creek
>>566527816Wedding Fine is gonna rape hardcore methinks, probably gonna make Curren a front. She has hesitant front runner too so that helps everyone else
>>566527806Joke on SEA, the account I used was FAKE!
>>566526754I want Dober to yell at me about how this is all my fault as she gives birth to our child conceived in love
>>566520478Every big tits mares fall into that category
>have to start making my own mile ryan parents because im borrowing cheer haloAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>566527453what is diddy blud doing on the umalator
>>566527453I don't get it
>>566527642nice. fukubros never fail
>>566527453>neck and neckworth bricking my deck for it?
sorry danchud, weekends are for SEX with my GF
You WILL roll for her?
>>566528336you dont even HAVE a gfand no, you hand does not count
>>566528313If your growths are good enough then definitely, but prioritize 1200/x/1100+/x/1200 first
>>566527159trvke
>>566528412No I actually hate running front runners.
You guys better not be doing runs instead of having lunch with your mom
>>566528412>mile FI shan't.
>>566528412She will spook me at some point like the rest of the Mejiros
>>566526579>>566526608STOP POSTING NUMBERS WITHOUT QUOTINGI THOUGHT THESE WERE ROOM NUMBERS
>>566527234>Taikisovless meta crap>Ardanhonest ace
566528629lol gay
566528629Join
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>566528617huh i just realized they all wear the same colors
join56652 862956652 862956652 8629
566528629bwo...
566528676bwo...
>>566528412i will CUM to her fan art
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566528548I cooked some risotto for my mom
>>566528717Palmer doesn't for some reasonMaybe there's lore behind it
>just realized I can run a full wedding teamI have both Groove and Maya tooKingu inherit works better with ends so I'll probably do Maya---Thoughts? Can any Groovechads convince me with her kit?
>>566528412no
jiggie oniggai
566529052>slop
>>566528717they're based off the irl Mejiro jockey colors. you can also see how the Hishis, Admires, Sakuras, Naritas, and Symbolis wear more or less the same colors as each other
>>566520478The demoness
>>566529052unironically how do you approach women like this and rizz them up without getting laughed out
>>566529057
>>566529321Be good looking
post something cute
>>566529032 (Me)wait a second...maya is QUITE literally useless as end/lategroove it is...as much as I hate it
>>566529225what about the golds
>>566529321>approaching women in the big 26you don't unc
>>566529395>maya is QUITE literally uselessnew?
>>566529321be handsome and rich
>>566526828Wedding finemo for certain, I have an S Maruzen and V bourbon prepared, but I don't want them hogging all finemos wins so I might swap to a Taishin + Cheer halo if the lobbies are too front loaded
19318821TOKYO1600MMILERS ASSEMBLE
>>566529429"Gold" isnt a crown name like the others, they all had different owners so no similarity in racewear
How many stats need to be on a training for you to skip a non-rival race? (assuming you dont desperately need something in the shop)30?
>>566529619I do 40 ish
>>566529017the jacket is there to represent it but the rest of the clothes clashes because of her relationship with other gyarus
SAY HER NAME
>>566529684It's definitely not the same colour come on
>>566529693Obey The Mother (of your children)
>>566529395you pray that she procs it late enoughor if she is somehow <4 and hope that it is a speed carryover
>>566529769blindbro...
>>566529321it's an uma reality. as long as you are her designated trainer, there is a high chance for her to pair bond with you. of course, it does not always happen, but it is indeed a common occurence.in that specific image, there are only 2 who explicitly becomes for you in their careers, so make of that what you will
>>566529769
>>56652966540 is usually what people recommend to skip any g2/g3, even if it has a rival from what I've seen. But without you dont get any hints or chance at 10 stats so I was wondering if it'd be worth it to skip for less training stats. Guess not and I should just do it
>>566529839stop making me want to fuck palmer
>>566529456>fucked her trainer so much that the bikini tan lines are in the wrong place
>>566529321>without getting laughed outThat would be the best case rejection scenarioIt can go much, much worse
>>566529883>2 who explicitly becomes for youwhich
>>566529890WHY ARE MEJIRO EAGLE AND MEJIRO FANTASY NOT IN THIS GAME
Any Krauts going to the German 2000 Guineas in two weeks? I might check it out since I'm going to be in Germany around then, I've never been to a race before.
THESE TWO ARE EVIL VILLAINS, THEY THROW CARROTS ARE CARS ON THE HIGHWAY!
>>566529364
>>566529017I like the explanation from >>565190123 >While most Mejiro's are white green base, and black/dark blue yellow highlights, Palmer just inverts it by putting yellow and dark blue on the front, and white green as the highlight. Because she is the Mejiro that was ignored by the Mejiro farm
>>566529321You walk up using your legs, and start talking, using your mouth.>without getting laughed outOh nevermind, yeah I don't know
>>566529806might just honestly front instead, have an okay seiun parent so might as well make use of it
>>566526828Cheer Kingu, NYE Haru Urara, Catapult trap Daiwa
>>566529917>>566530014>CologneDo I look like a Chiyo poster to you?
thats it, I'm dickrolling for palmer
https://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sjhttps://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sj
>>566530319
>>566530189does cheer halo's ult actually work
>>566530223>Do I look like a Chiyo poster to you?I hope not, I don't want to be raped.
Does nishino's unique work on ends in cm 14?
>>566530319A wise decision
palmer engages in compensated dating and is shunned by the rest of the mejiro family for doing it
>>566530436Point is that I'm not gay.
>>566530460it requires you to be between 3-4 I think? so don't think so, ryan and kingu looks to be the best
>>566530014Sounds fun anon but it's quite far from where I live and I dont want to drive 4h for a horse race....
>didnt hit 300speed before asahi hai>lose 4 clocks on itim crying
>>566530514I'm not gay either, I just have an eye for appreciating good quality cocks.
>>566529562An absolutely brutal sweep by BourbonAs always sankyu to the participants
>>566530432As well as all final straight accels.
>>566530509yeah, with me
>>566530538That's what I thought, I saw it on a guide and couldn't understand how that would work. thank ya
>>566529321>approachyou don't, build a "professional" relationship with them and take advantage of the power dynamic you've established
>>566530553You two should just split the cost of a hotel room
>>566529978based on what anons said the mejiro stable is over so not sure who owns the rights anymore, tragic really
me if you even care
>no creek>no nishino>but running 2 front so high likelyhood of goof up proccingNext best thing
>>566530460nyes
>>566530594i was thinking because of the preconditions being a bitch, does it still proc consistently?
currensisters...
>>566530813nuh uh
>>566529826>>566529890gaslight bros please stop
>>566530465NO. Muteki.
>>566530584Thank you for the room! Eagerly awaiting the day where DEIO SDEBBU does literally anything
>>566530841we're looking at this bub
Cologne is for FAGGOTSOnly FAGGOTS live therePeople going to that local race are FAGGOTS>Distance 1,600 metres (1 mile)ULTRA FAGGOTS EVEN
how in the fuck....
I CAN'T WAIT FOR PALMER
>No mile sparks popped in either inspirationcall the spark
>>566530912Miles is the best track where it mostly activates sadly
>>566530747what's the album title and when is it dropping?also, go back to /mu/
>>566530978I want to palmer those tits
bro is playing fall guys
>>566530978
>>566530978nice titties
Palmer definitely stands out visually from the rest of the Mejiros designs. Palmer is figuratively and literally the blacked sheep of the Mejiro family
>>566530978boobies
chiyoposter has successfully astroturfed this thread into making him a thread personality
>>566529017because she's the rebel of the family and also because it's based on the real horse
>>566531023Epic
>>566530928>remain distance <350mso you are just using her for the final leg speed?her golds don't even worki think the original curren might be better for miles desu
>first wojak faggotry from the anti jp spammer pretending to be a doxing pigger>now literal /V/ blacked faggotry
>>566531165>Palmer is figuratively and literally the blacked sheep of the Mejiro family
>>566530553Understandable, I'm only considering it since it'll only be like an hour away from where I'm staying.>>566530680But I just said I don't want to be raped?
>>566530978look at them waheys...
>>566531181He did it with honest work
>>566531062I thought it was a little goofy at first but I'm starting to like it because she's treating it somewhat seriouslyhave to hold myself back from pullingalso I already have my long front runner...
>>566529890>Gay Mecene
>>566530832Oh. No, it's probably a hot mess and a bit like a gamble. But if you're pushing past 7th before 50% (and didn't blow your wad completely), we can hope you're already going to do well... and if your push only came after that or not at all, then you have something to look forward to in the spurt.
>>566531165she's the child born out of an extramarital affair grandpa McQueen had
>>566531263is this even english
>>566529017>>566529684>>566530045crackpot theory it's her eyes
>>566530978wao. translucent clothing is pretty advanced these days
>>566531062What even does this animation sequence has to say about her character
>>566530045>While most Mejiro's are white green base, and black/dark blue yellow highlightsMackween is like all black and little green
>>566531235but have you considered THIS
>>566531165>>566531436crown is definitely the most boring mejiro to look at
>>566531274It wouldn’t be rape if it were consensual
I think we should dox THAT anon near cologne so we can RAPE him
>>566531317But aren't Curren and Finemo cuter than Palmer...
>>566531507Palmer started (or was supposed to) in those jump obstacle races
As a funny joke, we made the runaway front runner only usable on long tracks
>>566531519you could say she's blacked
>>566531689woah that's cool actually
Not everyone is a hardcore CM tranny, meaning that Palmer and others are perfectly usable right now, and in the future.
>>566531696AND released her during the scenario where oonigger is unobtainable!
>>566531829truth lunuke
>>566531829(You)
not every chiyoposter but ALWAYS a chiyoposter
you guys say "SEXXX" to every new uma. you're all fickle manwhores
chiyoposters used to be normal and not gay
Hello and good night friends!! Happy Mother’s Day!
Not everyone is a CM chud, meaning that Palmer and others are perfectly usable right now, and in the future.
Please use palmer for my free finals win please please please
>Americans hours>unsolicited blacked posting
>>566532130she's not that big
>Was having a grand ole time with trackblazer, legitimately enjoying it and trying to build umas in it>Shame about no career in there tho>pull a couple umas that I'd like to play on career first>Know that URA finale umas aren't good so get the slight feeling it's a bit of a waste of time>ponder on it for a while>It's been 3 weeks and I realized I burned out without realizing it and haven't had the will to play one way or anotherWhat the fuck happened. I'm coming back for my wife Palmer but I was having a great time before suddenly not even logging in for events, the fuck happened
>>566531987>not the sound version>>566532235its slop
>>566532294>>Was having a grand ole time with trackblazer, legitimately enjoying it and trying to build umas in itnobody says this
>>566532235
>>566532235are you sure about that
I-I'm gonna do itI'm gonna skip niigata to build friendship
>the gentildonna posters are trannies
>>566531674I can *technically* afford all of them, assuming worst case scenario too
>>566532382>>566532403Full of halloween candy
>>566532382>>566532403gyrau fags are a hivemind
>>566532409I wouldn't think twice in getting that training
why doesn't chiyoposter have an obsessed schizo trying to drive him out. with NTRposter it seems like some of the thread synpathizes with the schizo but it almost seems like you tolerate the chiyo anon
What's speed carry over? I saw some video from the guy who was explaining why Xoguri is good for Taurus, or at least not bad, and there was recovery chart. One side had 777+Gourmand+any other recovery and labled as no speed carry over. But the other, with Caca and Radiant were labled with speed carry over BUT there was also one without any speed recovery but it was labled as speed carry over as I understood.
>>566532430>Rickeyyou have to be literally autistic to build this shit
>>566532375I'm serious, I was legitimately wondering why niggas talked about it like it was the devil. I don't mind the gameplay look which is why I was surprised when I suddenly got hit by gacha burnout
At last one of value
>JPschizos are trannyAlways knew it>>566532382>>566532403SEX
>want to redo my late ace>training a late surger in MANT is stressfulMaybe I'll just accept my lose next CM
>>566532531>you have to be literally autistic to build this shitngl I couldn't care less about being optimal, I'll get the most amount of greens I can and chill
>>566531997hello and goodbye, happy mother's day
>>566532409I've always skipped that because it's not like the first shop got anything good in it, you can do the mile race next turn if you want to clear the shop before expiring the turn after
>>566532502>Always goes on about JP posting>Always goes on about NTR VERY SPECIFICALLY>Never says a thing about literally any other JP uma>Never posts a single screenshot
>>566532643Anything less than six greens and it's a brick.
>>566532502>one is shitposting for fun and everyone knows it so no one takes it seriously>the other self-righteous and gets butthurt over random shit.
>>566532531i bet rickey will be more popular here because she's dirt fuku than because she's meta
>>566532574stop sitting on your skill point and get her a few skillsI had the same problem
>>566532520speed carryover applies to any skill that can proc a bit before the accel phase. Since velocity skills break the max speed your umas are locked to before the late race starts if you are under the effect of a velocity skill when you start accelerating you have less accelerating to do and reach your top speed faster. Idk what the xoguri specifics are, but they were probably talking about ult activation timing where some setups make it activate before the accel phase while I've seen some people gamble with radiant star and want it as a finishing speed skill on the final spurt.
>>566532430>Mr.CPI didn't know you liked her now
>>566532382>128 KB>>566532403>631 KBThey're the same picture, but for the price of the second one, you could have the first one and 250 Nishino Flowers.
>>566532502chiyoposter is cute and erps with mentrfag is annoying and doxxes peoplenot that hard to understand
>>566532520>What's speed carry over?let's say mid-race speed is 5and late-race speed is 15it's gonna take a while to go from 5 to 15 right?but what if I fire a velocity right before late-race and start at 10?
>>566532375I like MANT so much more than URA it's unrealin URA you can and will lose a run to RANDOM BULLSHIT GO and your horse just randomly fucking decides to kill herself mid cupIn MANT, while you will also get afflicted by random bullshit, the solution to random bullshit is normally very simpleGET YOUR ASS ON THE TRACK AND RACE, EVEN IF IT'S YOUR SIXTH CONSECUTIVE RACE AND YOUR MOOD AND ENERGY ARE BOTH AWFUL, THAT JUST MEANS THAT YOUR MOOD AND ENERGY CAN'T GO ANY LOWER
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT IM GLITTERING IN THE MOONLIGHT OKAY!?also why is V invading us with wojak sharteen imagery>>566532850>couldve had sex or pedophiliai take the sex
>>566532838she's aura
>>566532772Lets go rickeyyyyyy
Where is my mile S Cygames
>>566532904uhh do I get a hint
But you can’t run Palmer Stamina SSR on Palmer the Uma.
>>566533023
>>566533023True true
>566532964Don't reply to me ever again
how come people use the haru guts card when it only has 5 fame bonus? I was thinking of using it instead of my level 45 marvelous sunday card that is stuck at 8 RB
>>566532837>>566532904....oh so that's why activation on 777 has no carry over because 777 is already in the late race, so you probably want to pop something before 777 to get the unique right before late race... oh now I see.
>>566533140
>>566533216It has 10, because of the unique
>>566533216you mean rb? she has 10, the unique effect adds 5
>>566532502I don't legit sympathize with the schizo. I just shit on NTRposter since it's the current thread trend, and because I'm bored of MANT. I don't even care if what will happen to NTRposter. I'm sure others does the same.
>>566533097sure*+1 Groundwork Hint*
>>566531187curse of the witch
Distance S is more important the longer the track is so surely this Vodka can gamble some wins without mile s.... right guys?
>>566533075Start a career with parents that have mostly medium with a few mile pinks and say very loudly "gee I sure hope I get medium S this time". Cygames will hear you and give you mile S on that run.
>>566532520>>566532904>>566533219God I fucking hate how autistically complex and specific racing conditions can be in this game.I don't want to do math and get these distances from a third party app, I want to see cute girls race
>>566533398same, I fucking hate that NTR guy from cyberpunk
>>566533504LITERALLY clapping
>>566533432falco is so based for thisone time she saved my run because i didn't get groundwork from inspirations and she spooked me on one of the last turns
>the CB propaganda is backI already lost all of my carats (something like 36k), and i just got her lv 40Stop it, don't remind me i bricked myself again
>>566533489You canJust get the right accels and ship them. The matchmaking will do the rest for you, as long as you arent building actual brickd
>>566533398I shitpost to bully the NTRanon because they're a biofoid and I want an /uma/gf
>>566529017Don’t you know your Paama lore?She was basically the forgotten child of the Mejiros where the Farm basically cared more about McQueen and Ryan at the time. Resulting in the hilarious, but sad, outcome where after McQueen was scratched at the Takarazuka Kinen due to injury, nobody from the Farm attended the Takarazuka Kinen even though Palmer was still in the race.Palmer then proceeded to win the Takarazuka Kinen but nobody was there for the Awards Ceremony besides the Jockey and Groom for Palmer. As represented in Season 2 where her Trainer wasn’t there for her win.
>>566533475Definitely You should get Cheer Halos unique though
>>566532502Refer to my post previous thread >>566498443 A lot only enables the schizo because they're bored, and doesn't particularly care at all.
>>566533121>Can't run stamina SSR on oonige with recovery unique
I am NYOT pulling for CBI will suffer temporarily and I will get Creek and CB to MLB in two sparks on their rerunand that is FINAL
Tact is the prettiest btwENDOF______________
>>566533760it's not the stamina, it's the TTL
Palmer is so ugly...
>>566533827I see huge tits I press like and cum
>>566533732>As represented in Season 2 where her Trainer wasn’t there for her win.what the hell that's so cruel
>>566533934faggot
>>566533760It gives TTL and incredible hints thougheverAnd is also just a really strong card in general
>>566533920SSR turboGODS will inherit the earth in 1 out of 100 runs fuck that event chain
>>566533732palmer...had a hard life...
>>566533965you say this but i bet you hit view results on every race now
>>566534019also works at low LBevery front runner main wants to get this with at least the 2nd anniversary selector(s) and upgrade later through reruns/step-up banners
>>566533781Where will you get carats for Ramonu though
>>566534136that's... that's not the same thing!
>>566533219Yes. But that is not happening. There are almost no fixed timing skills in the game, everything is either random or super random, EXCEPT 777. This breaks xoguri on 2000 meter tracks (previous cm). 2000 meter races have it activate perfectly right before late race, causing speed carryover and accel for literally 0 effort and almost 100% guarantee, which goes against everything Uma Musume stands for: full random yolo XD.Next cm has it activate right at start of late race, making xoguri have almost 100% reliable free accel, but the speed portion is completely wasted. That's not enough to guarantee a free win. She's just good.You can try to take random recoveries and hope the third one procs in the third corner, before late race, but you will probably lose on average to the 777 xoguri, simply because your recoveries proc too early too often.
>>566534220>his front main doesn't have innate TTL
>>566534234what do you mean
kissing pama tummy
>>566534220Yeppers>>566534323>only maining one frontImpending brick
>>566520217uoohhhh....laisu's shoes... they're mine now!
Played so much VBobo that I forgot to bring the Bourbon card while training another front.....
>>566534376there's only two months between cbt rerun and ramonu
>>566534424>nyoooo you HAVE to run multiple fronts you just have to!!
Wait, so if I do a parent run on the Tiara tour but my legacies did it on the Triple Crown tour it completely negates all the benefits of doing parent runs in MANT?
>>566534424>Impending brickI don't really get it, why is it particularly efficient to run multiple fronts? One gets sacced or something? But that's 1 less gamble chance, sounds pretty bad.
>>566534749You need to at least run 2 so they can compete against each other for bigger gains and to avoid pace chasers to destroy youYou could also run a big nig and 2 fronts with nsm so when the onig dies both proc nsm + angling sequentially
>>566533398You can bet my ass if a Mambo drama and whatever the NTRfagXSchizo drama is about, were to happen in a same thread then I would without a doubt ignore the schizo and latch onto Mambo full force
shan't be rolling for Palmer when the cutest uma in the cutest outfit is right around the corner
>>566534972should I ask danchou to kick someone
>>566534749double front is objectively the most cucked stratdouble ends have spurtdouble lates can be 5th and 6th for moving past + moving past/pump>>>>>double pacesfv, blossom etc.while only ONE front can get angling>>566534961there are 6 other umas in the roomjust let them bring one
>>566535037webm not related
>>566535037trve
>>566535037Curren Chan is SUPER cute and everyone loves her!
>>566535037trve...
>>566535116Tell him to do something very stupid
>>566535135You're a front runner, not a late surgerYou don't gamble, you play to win
>>566535135This gaslight is funny but won’t work because the biggest sloptuber is a front player and half the playerbase gets their info from them
>>566535135yes, only one can proc A&S, that's exactly why you bring more fronts, to give you a better chance of being THE front
>>566535276you bounce like this
>>566535276I bounce like this
>>566530381cute win animation
Is maining a racing style actually good? If you put all your horses on the same position they'll be fighting with each other and cluttering their own spaces won't they?Or am I misrunderstanding how one is a end/late/pace/front main?
>>566535417yeah and now the other one you brought is GUARANTEED to lose, now THAT'S actually peak raped
>>566535516why is she mad?
>>566535565let me know when you can enter exactly one uma into a CM
>>566530879she wasn't allowed to wear the proper colors because she's the black sheep of the mejiros
>>566535606>breast_envy
>>566535135Retard
>>566535507If you run 3 paces and they're all fighting in the top4 i'd say you already won
>>566533397>>566533354wait what? what the fuck? I pulled it on the game and it says 5?
double/triple fronters getting uppity
>>5665357915% from the unique and 5% from the regular stat
>>566535882WHORE
let's settle this, most honest running style and why
Kawakami's protruding forehead...
>>566535797Biggest possible teiobro penis size
>>566535920Pace Chaser I shan't explain
>>566535786But is that what actually happens? I heard people say that some styles kinda fuck each other up if you're unlucky.If I'm running 3 lates won't they box each other in, especially if there are even more late surger opponents?
>>566535963KawaPretty
>>566535920Most honest: The one I win withLeast honest: The one I lose against
>>566535920Pace chaser is the most kino to watch next to late surger so those.
>>566535920Pace is the way of the warrior
Your finals shop, monsieur.
>trainer, we are going to Germany RIGHT NOW What do you do in this situation?
>>566535920>runaway (hard difficulty)be so powerful and ahead of the curve both speed and stamina wise to keep the lead by multiple lengths throughout the whole race>ends (hard+ difficulty)have to catch up to every other uma on the track, blasting past them and knowing exactly when to speed up to achieve so without exhausting yourself>pace (medium-hard difficulty)has to keep up with fronts and avoid falling behind back to where the lates reside, requires a lot of cordination, speed and stamina>late (medium difficulty)since they know ends want to be in the back they can control the pace somewhat, only have to keep up with the pacers. has an easier time knowing when to give it their all>front (easy-medium difficulty)lead the pack, get to control everyone's pace usually. only has difficulty when facing other fronts when competing for the uttermost front position, unless a runaway is present
>>566536294optimal. I spend my last hammer on the Arima Kinen everytime.
I LOVE CURREN
>>566536294EXPLODE
>>566536368The part where her parents are getting new furniture for when you arrive is NUTS. Instant Flash marriage.
>have to choose between rolling for Zephyr and rolling for Palmer stamina SSRplease fucking tell me the Palmer stamina card isn't used even when gacha Bobo Wit SSR comes out
>>566535920Pace Chaser is the most honest work style except for XOguri. Don't think it even needs to be explained
>>566536754
>>566536754wait, you actually go there during her career?
So, which umas ended up being the actual Best for the CM? I was busy with life and didn't follow the thread, I need to make 2 aces to accompany my wife.
>>566536896In her good end?
>>566536896Yes! Sort of. You land in Germany and the story ends at the airport you land at in Dusseldorf.
>>566536916Vbo + rabbit suzu
>>566536962>>566537021what the hell, that's rad
Alles wie geplant...
Isn't it funny how winning stallions get milked harder than winning mares?
>>566536824Bro use both
Good to see Flash getting the respect she DESERVES in the latest threads
Does running Riko guarantee you 600 guts? Lowkey might have to for that hidden speed boost
>>566537160If horses could get birth faster, they would be bred even more
>>566537315Trainer is facing the other way walking away from both of them though
anyong go picture of eishin flasj cock?
>>566537315I need an Uma that kidnaps me to China, Greece, or the middle of fuck nowhere Texas
I like to watch live reactions to the Cloud plot twist from the original FF7 and the Zack scene added to the International version. What uma is for me?
>>566537464Daitaku Helios
>>566537153Übersetzernotiz: Plan bedeutet Keikaku
>>566533219
How many umas do you have whose careers you haven't played yet? For me it's 8 (but it was 9 this morning). They take so long man...
>>566537751i only haven't gotten around to fuji kiseki.i technically have played winning ticket's career before, but i have no recollection of doing so and cannot tell you any of what she does in it.
>>566537751I only read the ones I care about, so probably like 6 or so
>>566534526mmmmm
>>566535920Much like in the real world, the most honest option is not necessarily the best, nor the most righteous, nor the most praiseworthy.
>>566537935>cannot tell you any of what she does in iti think she cries once
Flash has to be the most boring Uma in the entire castShe is just German and has OCD That is so boring... yawn
You are meant to nurture and develop the talents of your trainee, helping them to actualize themselves as an athlete and achieve their dreams.They are NOT an onahole for you to dump your semen into.
>>566537935>i technically have played winning ticket's career before, but i have no recollection of doing so and cannot tell you any of what she does in it.wtf she runs the DERBY dude how could you forget
dead spe mom
>>5665379806 that I HAVE read*it's 7 tho I counted
>>566537751about 10...
I am too retarded to do the math myself. What statlines should I aim for Valentine bourbon? Which cards would be the best? Please help...
>>566538097Campaign Girl and I did umapyoi so hard, it shattered my pelvis and I died on the spot. She passed 9 months later. True story
>>5665382051200/700/1100+/600/12002 speed 1 stam 3 wit
>>5665382051200/1200/1200/1200/1200 is sufficient you might be able to get away with less on some of them
>>566538081>how could you forgetit's because she SUCKS
>>566538205Show your cards. You want 1200/800/as much as you can get without saccing your other stats/700/1200
>>566538205...1200/1000/1200/600/1200Groundwork/THH combo/RedShift A&S?
>>566537935She goes to the Derby and makes her friends seethe for whatever reason
>>566537579Wasn lustiger bengel, du doch bist.>>566537102Now you know where all the airplane and düsseldorf jokes come from.>>566537315Personally, I'd be more than okay with either option, tho modern day Ireland seems a bit... shady to me.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10206578?q=eishin_flash_%28umamusume%29
>>5665377516 (I will never train Ticket)But I haven't done a single career story since MANT, so I'll have wait till grand live to see some of the stories of like nishino flower and ardan
>>566538334
>>566537751Not that manyAll but Suzu are recent pulls
>>566537315I will become the King of Ireland
>>566538373everyone bounces like this
I love Tickezo she is pure-hearted and cute and and strong and I just love her so much
>>566538373>>566538274Bros, I always fall for the stamina gaslight. Is 800 without recovery skills enough?
>>566538491It's okay chikezo I'm gonna take you to the dahby please don't cry...
>>566538783Yes.
The Second Marvelous Sunday of May begins now!5 Races! 5 Winners! The Usual!May this auspicious start lead to a wonderful and marvelous week for all!This week's special race: NHK MILE CUPPLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (一) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileSPRINT38925418MILE (NHK MILE CUP)66340884MEDIUM93487589LONG 39621132DIRT MILE14652045First race starts in 30 minutes from now or when all rooms are full, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>566538783Not for most umas, but Bobo has a gold heal for a unique
>>566538889her tits arent that small
>>566535037>open the curtain>go back into the dark roomis she stupid
>>566538889>Tfw you will never have a marvelous sunday throw herself at you while saying you should live togetherI dont think im gonna make it lads
>>566538205I would help you but I don't use fronts at all so have this random I fought
Is moxie good for summer hag on geminii cant read maps
>>566538919>Bobo has a gold heal for a uniquewhite heal
>>566538048based zased
>>566538889I will win atleast 1 today
>run pace next CM>get DP'd by speed eaters and watchful/keen eyers>can't catch up to the fronts>SFV and Budding blossom don't activate>can do nothing but watch as Taishin zooms past you and overtakes the fronts like you were meant to
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11259200?q=fine_motion_%28umamusume%29
>>566530579Same. A good cock is a good cock.
I have a 3* power 3* unique Narita Brian I want to use as a grandparent for Ryan, what would another good grandparent be? Dober? Oguri?
>>566530579>>566539757Cut or uncut?
Getting everything except Medium S
>>566538889you! another Falco winner!get in herewe must fight to decide who is the real Marvelous Dirt Champion
>>566539849Uncut of course? How is that even a question
>>566539908>I took 3+ different pinks why am I not proccing Med S?
>>566539957Do not listen to this falco poster, if no front joins the digitan horde wins
Stop talking about cocks or I will post mine
>>566538205Unironically go to /vm/a and ask them instead. Tell them /vg/ won't give answers and keeps gaslighting you
https://poal.me/qgdmt8https://poal.me/qgdmt8https://poal.me/qgdmt8
>>566537370He's going to Japan aka kidnapped by the Mejiros
17 hours and I can finally make a 50%RB deck
>>566540079You wouldn't do that!
>>566540027You are dumb
>>566540359I may be dumb but at least I have Medium S.,
>>566534704I blew my load to this pic earlier while scrolling /uma/ for a quick bit while fapping to other girls, its' crazy
>>56653888910 minutes before we start!
>>566540519CB does that to people
>>566540519You realize you're obligated to pull for her now, right?
>>566540041>solo front roomwait...you can't just auto-lose me like this
>>566533164she's so based, holy shit
>>566540697Your front Urara gwo?
>>566540580>>566540603I don't be having none o' them carats, thoughever...
>>566533164>>566540736tomboy wifepretty boy wifepretty wife wifewife pretty
>>566540461rekt
>>566540784Save a bunch of carats for her uma banner bwo, that's the one that really matters
>>566540784Your mom's credit card?
>>566540697now you have to fight against 4 falcons
>>566532838>>DONT SAY THATITS MR CB(T)
>>566533669CB propaganda is eternal
>>566538889>sprint is the only soulful distance>only one not full
>>566539957>>566540697The only room I didn't join this week is the dirt one, and now there's an army of umadols. Congrats.
post more CB you fucking losers
>>566541141and there I am running my poor little dirt aptitude Hishiama
This week's Marvelous Medium Trophy will be mine!
Falco!
Can you grab your nuts with 1 hand? Or do you need 2
my 2 fronts are summer maru and bobo. who should i make for my 3rd? kita or runaway suzie?
>>566541360Is this a trick question?
>>566538889Marvellous Sunday saggy FAT tits
1 torening2 sekusing
>>566538889The first race, the sprint race is starting!
>first sweepy doxxed people>then he made the bot worse and worse with each untested update>now he made it "headless" so he can dox people even more efficiently while stealing their steam accounts as well
>>566541404Kitasan Orange...
>>566541495This week's sprint winner! Curren chan!Mile race in 5 minutes
A WHOLE STRAIGHT LINE
>>5665417102nd place is not bad :)
>>566541249ok
>>566541710I didn't read the fine print that it'll be a straight this time...
>>566541360How small are your hands?How big are your balls?You can cup a cantaloupe in one hand
>>566538889>posted just as I go afk>sprint already startedok then
>>566541778LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566541710good ole pdm from 3rd to late surger pack
I blinked and the race is finished. Was that a fucking straight race? CALSTONE O YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>566541710kono kingu ga...
>>566541812don't go afk then bwo
>>566541828
>>566541779>>566541889that explains why my nishino procced nothing
>>566541710Mile race is starting!
>>566541529>Check it's forks, only two seem to be worthwhile, everything else being copy paste slop>https://github.com/KimochiDesu/umamusume-sweepy-kimo/commits/main/>https://github.com/loki-cmyk/umamusume-sweepy/commits/main/>Both have actual changelogs and normal person description for every change>One even goes as far as to name Claude as the co-author for some changesThis should be a given but fucking christ the state of sweepy as a "developer" is hilarious, even without comparing him to github as a whole, ignoring all the indians.
>>566541710SEKAI ICHIBAN KAWAII CURREN CHAN I LOVE YOOUUUU
>>566541529Finally someone said that instead of big head>>566520949Hell yeah, same. I love big fat tits so fucking much.
[-]I wish that heart attack took you out.
>log in>golshi song still automatically playingIF YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME CARATS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT TURN IT OFF CYGAMES
>>566542165This week's mile winner! Narita Taishin!Medium race starts in 5 mins
>>566542385i was rootin for falcon...
>>566542385>awful mood sprint into bad mood mileYou're rigging these against me arent you....
>>566542385How did I lose...
>>566542307
>>566542385>No. 17 favhuh
>>566542381>ctrl+f heartwhat who is this directed to
>>566542385>no 17 fav
>>566542385heh
Outside of the whole sweepy doxxing your steam accounts and password.I would steer clear from it as it seems like Cygames knows about the headless bot now.
>>566542494oh right awful mood
>>566542385>awful mood>late startFUCKING HELL
>>566542385
>>566542089its the usual reposts which is a shame but whatever cb is good rat>>566542307>Finally someone said that instead of big headwhat>>566542496fusuuuuuuuuuuu
>>566542668Better luck on your race next week, Falco!
>>566542719I don't think I can resist the Mr CBT propaganda anymore...
>>566542719It's just NTRfatigue bro... you don't need to know id you're not up to date with the threads.
>>566542385POTENTIAL
>>566542568you don't hear the voices?
>>566542786
>>566542719
Mambo will win next race
>>566542385Medium race is starting!
Aren't these a bit too erotic?
Brüste
>>566542879such a cutie god
>>566542719>whatMy bad. It was just a misquote, I meant to reply to >>566520657
>>566542928>awful its over
>open game>start career>spend three clocks junior year>give up career>close game Uma for this feel?
Showdown.
>3/3 bad moods in the sunday races todayNyooo...
>>566542928Smart Falcon wins this week's medium race!Long race is starting in 5 minutes!
>another 3rdbronze collector...
>>566542953
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
https://files.catbox.moe/v4cbiz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/383mu4.jpg
>>566543279what the fuck is this shit
>>566543337>slopkys
>>566542995silly you>>566543312sexy cb
NOOOO MY TEIO IS SO CLOSE TO PODIUM Lost to clubmate so all goodo
>image limitummm
>>566542786>>566543279KWAB
>image limitBUT THE MARVELOUS SUNDAY
>>566543340Teehee!
sex with punny wife lunasex wtih boy cbsex with shy boy ace
>>566543518Marvelous Sunday is cancelled
bake nyowjanny will understand
onginghttps://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sjhttps://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sj
Palmer's VA is good at imitating McQueen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1uXs6q_9U
dont listen to any anon spreading lies about sweepydev and the bot. the bot works perfectly fine and anons are trying to gatekeep the bot from (you) in order to lessen the competition for CM, just like all western uma content creators
>>56654361040 more posts bwo
POST FASTER
quick post about random bullshit so we can bake a new bread for sundayI want to have sex with Mejiro Ramonu
>>566543768>>566543768>>566543768
can you guys post faster i want to race that long cup
>>566542568To the faggot spamming the thread.
Jannies arent going to like that....
>>566543279Long race is starting!
I'm just gonna bump here so it gets deleted
peepeepoopoo
>>566541360A friend of mine got testicular cancer so he only needs one has for his singular ball
Finish the thread maybe?
i'll help
nyes
sure
>>566544537got any suggestions for what we should discuss?
>>566544692idk I'm clearing my follows rn
UUUUUUUUUUU UMADACCHI
umanko
>>566544747so no....
Let's all cum at the same time"bwos"
>>566544839I'm taken
>>566544839do we have fixed jerk material to optimize simultaneous climax or is it a more laissez-faire event
>>566544893yeah by me
remember there are females in this thread
>>566544975no...you're supposed to be asleep
>>566545051How exactly is that relevant?
>>566544971im not sure but we have 9 posts left
8 more postsc'mon, FAITO
Do you guys still leak precum when excited?
FIGHTOOOO OOONNNN
>>566545234lets brainstorm this idea thenassuming we set the material, it'd probably have to be uma related, right? So we'd have to pick one that everyone finds at least moderatively attractive. Any candidates that spring to mind?
>>566545528Taiki Shuttle!
>>566545493>still>implying you don'tanon?
(Imagine I posted a really sexy image of swimsuit Maruzensky)I wish to copulate with maruzensky
one more post and this thread is DONE
>>566545712(Imagine I followed up with my favorite Maruzensky bikini or paizuri picture)I am now hard and horny for Maruzensex too, thank you!
marvelous
>>566545659Good suggestion, I'll let the people in charge know
ignoring the thread would have been easier than all of this
we did it r/umai love you guyshope you have great runs and get that plat for taurus!!
>>566545868Its hard and thankless work
>>566531535crown is satono
>>566538236passed spechud out of her coochie LOLno wonder she died birthing that fat baby
>>566548113true, true
