Previous: >>566518097 >NewsAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Season 3 Teaserhttps://youtu.be/ew9nVnCl8AY (EN)https://youtu.be/L5DEAV17cYY (JP)Version 2.8 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/UaqNm1F6-rI >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP)https://youtu.be/_FGukgxZtE4 (EN)https://youtu.be/nKLofeK_EGo (JP)https://youtu.be/pw_-QPXzlSA (EN)https://youtu.be/cCpcAMX8riE (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HERO >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
Which Agent would be the most likely to enjoy giving a rimjob?
I love my bnuuy wife
They need to make her as gigatsundere as possible.
U-u-...ugly hags!N-n-...no eggs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygn8LgvKfI
>>566539959eggs?
How can one girl be so smug?
20 rolls.Sprout is 3 stars now.
Should I get Promeia engine if I don't have Fusion
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
Imagine the smell!
>>566540113fucking hate how this cunt soundsunplayable
>>566539959Look at that foof
>>566540164You can give it 40 rolls and see what happens.Afterwards you can just savbe the pity counter for the next Voidhunter engine.
>>566539959Looks like you need to get punished again, shitty cat.https://files.catbox.moe/of3wbc.mp4
>favorite agent>norwood level
Didn’t Sunbringer join the Creator?
Is Cissia the Varesa of ZZZ?
>>566539959That foof is so cute I wanted to post it myself this thread!! I will have my chance one day you'll see!
>>566539902Lucia if you're an ethereal Or Rina if you're a bangboo
>>566540383>Aria>1
>>566540317>fucking hate how this cunt soundsHe sounds like a high energy little bro.You're just too soulless for that I guess.
>>566540383Zhao1. 60cm long
>>566540369jesus
>No Pyrois gameplay until V3Fuck
150 Biggest Fans beating a guy to death for trying to abduct Sunna
First for Velina sex
>>566540383foof1, doing fine still but I know it runs in the family
Only thing I'll miss about Waifei.
>>566540369
Which side will our young void hunters take when their old senpai are having a spat! This is literal office politics of choosing the right executive to back
>>566540761she is fat.
>>566540383Fufu 2
>>566540267smells like sweat and scented candles from all the BDSM
>>566540383I got a hair transplant and now I'm NW1 again. Agent for me?
>>566540369Fufu.... is leaving.....
>>566540369This is canon
Bunny wife!
Agent most likely to be beaten by me in a fight?
Sunna?
Are these good stats for Seed? This is m0w1 with Atk on 4/5/6
Taking Sunna for a long walk on the beach
I wish there was an "i'm a fucking retard" tutorial level for some agents. Because I genuinely want to use Banyue but can't grasp how to play him.>but you can't watch Youtube videoI'm not doing this.
nevermind, I've uninstalled againthere's really no point to playing gachas if you're not on them every single day, and a year+ gap is just unrecoverable
FEED ME SUNNA
>>566541543Billy if you pay enough money to Nicole to get her to convince Billy to throw the match.
>>566540415>Both are Electric>Both are animal people>Both have big appetites>I want to marry and have a dozen kids with bothYes
>>566541616>no 85% crit rate for clean 100% with sigbricked
>>566541725Just take it slow then
>>566540369Imagine even wasting a single second of your life making this trash. I feel sorry for the parents of whoever made this. This is what their son amounted to.
>>566540383Jane Doe6
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>566540369It's okay guys. I have it on good authority that she actually enjoyed that.
>>566541705Banyue is one of those characters you're expected to put extra effort into learning if you want to play him.
Do you think Sunna's dad is proud of her?
>>566541624where are you kidnapping the random kid to
>>566542080Zamn. At least you are 50 or something, right?
>>566540369>GasTame shit
>>566540369AhahahahahahahaThanks for the laughs frenHoly shit ahahahahaha
>>566542154Doesn't matter, I'm proud of Sunna.
which agents can this absolute unit defeat in a fight
>>566540383BanyueIs there anything above 1?
Surely, they will give Zhu some buffs? No way they are letting her getting powercrept by a free agent, right?
>>566542181I'm 26
Can we scrap Pyrois and get a free 1.X agent instead? I want Vivian
>>566542405She's dead bro, she has evasive assist
>>566542407
does anyone know the nsfw artist that has a name similar to markiler or marpiler or something
>>566542407Bro I'm 37 next month and I'm a 2-3
>>566540383Miyabinone of those, I have long beautiful hair
>>566541995Ok I’ll look to swap out crit dmg 2pc for more crit chance then
>>566540383>Anby (A-tier) >1 I'm 37.
>>566542405>Ether Attacker>Evasive assist>1.x agent>No potential visuals>no boyfriend>dual defensive assists, Phaethon ether attacker, 3.0 and new girls are on the horizonZhu...
Without killing her, how do you redeem Yixuan from 2.5?
>>566542812She destroys the sword and kills ye shiyuan
I have SAnby M2 and Yiddy M2 and now I feel like instead of these mindscapes I could have pulled Seed and Cissia, and Promeia and another ice agent.I wanted to make my favorite agents futureproof but it seems like a newly released M0 agent will always work better than that...What a fool I am.
>>566542812Have her save us next time we go Scorched Horizon using Nascent Soul tier Cultivation Techniques
>>566542812Shungus dies and Yixuan has to bind herself to the sword to prevent it from going supernova.
>>566542812Must take the virginity of every shota in Failume Heights
>>566540383>S Billy>2
>>566542812the damage has been done. she'll be forever be known as the shifu that never knew anything about her faction nor her students. Her quirks like giving fake fortune telling was funny in the past but now is just part of her being a oblivious moron. It is over
I did it
>>566542812She farts on Jufufu face~
>>566542990That's always the case in gacha, although I see vertical investment has become a thing in Genshin
>>566543198>ceasar*kneels*
>>566543198Eyes closed challenge?
>>566542812
>>566543198NEW CUTIE
>>566541765What does Sunna meat taste like
>>566543198finally I can use this pic
>>566542990You need to actually read the Mindscapes and measure their worth against the opportunity cost in your head bwo...
>>566542812Becomes a prostitute at Yum Cha Sin.
>>566542990M2 SAnby + Yid should still able to brute force for a while as long as you got their supports, scores will get lower overtime but that’s just the way things are with HP inflation and new mechanics getting shilled.
Season 4 will be a return to Waifei and the trailer will be 3 minutes of Shifu farting down Shunko's mouth.
>>566543198Well done!
>>566543198Congrats anon
>>566540842Based
Koleda buffs in v3
>>566542812She kills chungus
>>566540383Caesar, 1
>>566543198Did what? Disappoint me again?
>>566543679>>566540842Hoyobugs are seriously faggots for not giving us more size 0 full-thirens in S3. Cairn and Zhao are PEAK!
>>566542154YeahAnd her mom makes cookies for the groupHer parents love her dearlyThats what makes abusing and hurting and killing her satisfying
Promeia love
Buying Sunna icecream for doing so well at her concert
>>566542812Ye Shiyuan returns to Yunkui after a hard think, gif related.
Poisoning Sunna's icecream with hemlock
>>566544031sorry, food gifts from fans are not allowed due to safety concerns. thank you for understanding
>>566544104You didn't even read the first three words
>>566543495Me on the right
>>566544143I'm her dad
>>566544239haha I'm sure you are, and I'm the mayor of new eridu
>>566544220I did, and disregarded it out of hand. She's irredeemable otherwise.
>>566543495Me on the left
Hi...
>>566544425show us your tits
>>566544369Then don't even fucking bother.
>>566544364Hey handsome
>>566544507
>>566544524Okay, calm down tranny.
good afternoon /zzz/!
>>566544425>>566544624No way this is real
>>566544675Bwo I'm going to bed now. It's 11:30 pm..
>>566544675*drives the bus into an orphanage*
>>566544745EU hours are ending, time for amerifarts to start posting *sigh*
>>566544675*passes out at the wheel and drifts into oncoming traffic*
>>566544862I've been here all along thougheverbeit
>>566543934Question. You guys post this stuff as a joke right
Which agent?
>everyone getting skins except Cissia, most popular characters from 2.X and the one that needed one the mostits not fair bros...
>>566544961remiellesex wasn't invented until recently
>>566544961Promeia>Which on-Both
>>566544961Banyue
>>566544961me__ and You_
>>566544675
>>566544961Seth doesn't know what sex is
>>566544675>>566544745I should be sleeping already, I'll go now...Goodnight bwos
>>566545020she isnt exactly proud of being an officer anon, it would be unfit of her to actually accept it officially
>>566545090I wonder how Banyue felt when he first saw that the other robots were wearing clothes.
>>566545020No one rolled this character
>>566545020vivian took almost a year to get her skin, trust the swimsuit plan cissia bwos
>>566545324I didI just don't use her cuz I don't have sneed
>>566545324He did not post wormyue.
>>566543696Maybe
>>566545225Seth just doesn't know you can also do it with women. Same as Hugo.
*freezes you in time**steals your boba**leaves*
>>566545236I like this image. Good night bwi.
>>566545487nyooooooooo
>>566545487>Uhhhh w-what?!? My pee bottle just disappeared??
>>566545236This is my new favorite image. I love all memes about the Cunning Hares being broke losers. Goated faction.
>>566542812Even if someone came up with a way it won't matter, apparently shithole social media sites either love the twist making her more flawed, or hated it not because it made her look worse but because she wasn't MORE complacent in it.There is like maybe 5 people here and nowhere else who, rightfully, see the thing as the biggest slander MHY has ever done on a character not named La Signora
>>566545268True, how about schoolgirl since she clearly dropped out/never started
>>566545310Banyue thought the Starlight Knights movie was a documentary and thought that a little girl calling him "daddy" from mistaken identity meant he got someone pregnant and wasn't aware of itHe almost certainly became self conscious but the only clothing he can wear was a tied shirt at his waist
Alright everyone, savings check, how much do you have
so what is this
>>566545710stop posting slop
>>566545768Eclipse
>>566545768It's called an Eclipse
>>566545758bit more than 80 pulls
>>566545453An actual pedo drew this, methinks. Koleda is just lean.
>>566545710Keep posting slop, king
>>566545758There will never be a skinny girl fuck YOU
I love mibiboo
>>566545768>we thought it rooked coor
>>566545686...There are people who were mad Yixuan wasn't helping to kill kids with the sword that killed her sister?
>>566545848>Koleda is just leanThank you, I get disappointed every time I look for art of her because almost all of it either gives her gigantic ass/tits, turns her into a loli, or makes her butchI'm fine with loli but Koleda isn't one
Well?
>>566545768Miyabi can do this too...
>>566545985i can't believe mibiboo finally found a bangboo-sized sword
I believe in Pink Supremacy
>>566545020The only skin I want is one that gives seed long unbraided hairThey decided to show in the trailer how cute she looks with it and it's a crime it's not in game
>>566545768your dads asshole
>>566542812>Junior Sibling. I've been thinking about expanding and opening up a new branch of Yunkui. Coincidentally the mayor told me that you'll be undergoing treatment in Roscaelifer for a while. As your Shifu I'm concerned about your well-being, which is why I decided to come with you and set up shop there.>Of course I need someone to watch over you while I'm at the temple. That duty will fall upon Fufu.>Oh look, there she is. You see, we have already gotten her some new equipment to make sure she can travel freely on that city up in the sky.
>>566546051Pretty good season, still dunno if I'll get Lucia/Silly
>>566546051I have all agents except Obol,Cissia and Billy
>>566546267KINO
>>566545768>Unleashed phateon makes the entire hollow into an eclipse by just existing>Fight is unfinished and this means we will deal with this in a future patchThe plot advanced more In the filler patches after wafei than the entirely of 1.x and the rest of 2.x
>>566546132sadly at this point it's a clear "rule" that hair is the one thing they won't change on any character's skin.i'd guess it has to do with w-engine effects largely having a visual effect added to hair. they probably don't want to go through the trouble of redesigning hair and giving it a unique w-engine effect.
>>566546421>The plot advanced more In the filler patches after wafei than the entirely of 1.x and the rest of 2.xThis
>>566545956Fuck you, I will not give up believing
>>566540383Yidhari1
>>566540383Yixuan1
>>566545956Sunna is skinny af, he just can't accept it.
>>566540383Shifu 1
>>566546051
Why do some people hate agents?Been playing since 1.0 and at most I just don't care about some of them
>>566546971I only hate SEED.
>>566542461Couldn't they just revise her to have a defensive assist?
>>566546971No idea
Sexualize Cissia
>>566546971I only hate Shungus
>>566546971I hate Zhu and Caesar
>>566546421Agreed. 1.x had horrible pacing. From chapter 3 when perlman escapes to the outer ring the plot doesn't move an inch from 1.0 until 1.4 where they finally speedrun everything. Then 2.x is nothing but Yunkui summit wank and filler timewasting until the exaltists get anti-climatically wiped out and they introduce Youkai and the connection to the og void hunters all in Shunko's patch. These patch two patches have been the best story we've gotten since the original 3 chapters in 1.0, all because they finally started moving the plot somewhere.
>>566546971You interact with them during quests and events. For me (you)baits are very annoying (Bibi, Shungus).
>>566546971Sometimes I hate Nicole/Burnice because they represent the worst kind of women in existence
>>566545686>I liked it because it makes her flawed!!>a flaw that was literally presented in 2.0 and the reason TOPs was allowed to exploit the minersThe only thing it did was undermine all we have experienced with her prior to 2.5I hate reddit/twitter retards so much it's unrealThen they have the gall to treat their shitty opinions are the superior ones while being unable to interpret what's in front of themWe should ban homosexuals and women from having rights againIt pains me but it's for the better
>>566546740He wants someone even more skeleton mode than Sunna which just ain't happenin
Please be a physical DPS
>>566540383Sunna6
>>566547534are you sure?
Starting s2What am I in for?
>>566546971They want someone to blame for the direction of a story instead of the writers themselves. People who hate Yixuan and/or Ye Shungguang hate the writers for Chinese shilling or undoing the Urban aesthetic, but they can't do anything about the writers so their next best thing is target the characters.
>>566547534We are just getting Billy
>>566547685suffering
>>566547729So? We just got Aria Ether Anomoly and we're already getting another with Remielle
>>566547664Yes, we need a physical horse now that Shungus has been exposed as a stinky fox>>566547729And?
>>566547418But Nicole is an extremely loyal friend that is willing to sacrifice herself for you and she spends the bulk of her wealth on orphans and their well being, plus takes care of her crew like adopted children
>>566547534>please be a brick
>>566547534she's either Ice Defender or Ice Attacker
>>566547534She's apparently ice attacker, and she requires another ice agent for her AA. My cope is that she's some sort of sub-DPS that works with Ellen.
>>566547994don't manifest my wind attack wife into a brick
>>566547418Look man, some ladies just want to make the most of their youth and commit arson! Or fraud! Let them have fun!
>>566540383Shunguang, 6-7
>>566548081Isn't she too similar to Evelyn? These niggas can't make a fully original design any more
>>566547534I think there was a leak of her being an Ice attacker
i kinda hope that remielle will be a sub-dps anomaly, similar to bibi or burnice. we don't have too many of those.
>>566548192>too similar to EvelynBesides the blond hair I dont see anything
>I hate caesar
>>566548052>>566548203>she's ice attacker>rem is ether anomalyFUCKING STOP IT. GIVE US DIFFERENT COMBOS FOR FUCK'S SAKE.>>566548262I'm hoping that it's a mistake or not the whole picture.>Rem can transform between Blanco and Obscura by expending resources>Obscura form is ether>Blanco form is wind>she can set up her own vortex spam
>>566548192She's literally the only knight character in the game besides that one retard bangboo.
I want to see Sunna and Zhao wearing slave collars and chains getting tugged by Shungus
>>566548291>>566548464Her chest is the same
>>566542812I don't really think its possible at this point. She failed in her duties as a Grandmaster to her students, and she failed to teach Phaethon anything useful other than some gimmicks for exploration mode. Turning her into the Mayor's personal errand girl (declined being a VH btw) to write her out of the story is just the icing on the cake.
>>566548729CUTE
>>566540383Burnice6I'm 23...
>>566546971I hate Jane's cringe tryhard ahh
Now Bangboos with humanoid bodies for robosexo are canon.What's your fucking excuse now anon?
>>566548819no way fag
I'm gonna mhm you
The panda is a nasty mother fucker, bro cooks food using his hat then puts it right back on his head, I’m going to give the food cooking aspect a pass, if there’s enough heat the worst case there’s just some hair in the food (still nasty tho) but the bacteria could be killed. But Putting it back on your head right after cooking is nasty as fuck. Bros head would be saturated in used pan drippings. Fucking creep
>>566548819No way
>>566549135actually if you look closely he has a rice bun ontop of his head that keeps the pan from touching him
>>5665403831.5
>>566540383>Trigger>2How do you stop this bullshit from getting worse?
>>566549123>>566549152It's true, started losing it at 17 and I shaved my hair completely off at 21 because it was getting too badI would post proof but I don't want to show my face
>>5665493052 and 3 are very coveted and respected
>>566549241It would still drip is the problem, having a bun absorb some of it isn’t a real solution. It’s probably some weird fetish shit too, I don’t trust this pervert
>>566549524ancient yunkui secret technique, junior
>>566548052>>566548427>Ice attackerMan, is Velina really the only 3.x unit that doesnt step on someone else's toes?
>>566549390What about 3 Vertex? Asking for a friend.
SHUNGUSCORD POST THE CHIBI SHUNGUS FLAILING HER ARMS PLEASE, WITH TRANSPARENCY IF POSSIBLE
>>566548052ice cissia or ice orphie
>>566549658That's what happens when we only have 5 elements and four roles
>>566549754you get to be a beanie or hat guy now! haha....
>>566549904SO MAKE SOME THAT YOU BARELY HAVE ANY OF LIKE ELECTRIC RUPTURE YOU ASSHOLES
behead sunna
turn sunna into sausage
>>566549904So bring back unique types of DPS, like aftershock, totalize, shit like that
>>566550141those agents flopped bigly so no
Prommy gap moe
>>566539685new event not being ridu chronicles is criminal, they should expand it on 3.x
all sunna haters should have their roles reversed and have to experience all the vile things they post about sunna! scum! die!!!
>>566550141honestly how do you do a totalize agent that isn't just hugo in a another flavor? The entire gimmick is based on completely draining the stun bar which doesn't leave much room for variety
>>566550710i want to tuck sunna into bed kiss her on the forehead and call her a good boy
NORMAAAA WEHRE'S THAT DAMN BRAT FIX MY EOUS NEOWWW
>>566549904Fill it up, Mihomo.
>>566550721Easy.>attack agent has expendable resource in the form of needles, daggers, whatever>spend energy to throw one at an enemy>this gives enemy a stack>stacks can wear off over time, but applying a new stack refreshes the duration>when agent hold EX, it detonates all the needles, dealing massive damage>damage scales so that having a bigger stack leads to more bonus damage>have to time your resources correctly to keep building stacks to use them in the stun window, all while not losing themAnd if you HAD to make it a weeb katana thing, just make it some sort of ghost slash for each stack, and putting the sword back in the sheathe causes a kaboom.
Your favorite agent? Waxed their massive jungle of pubic hair into a cute little mustache
>>566550953it's time for us to ask the tough question: is defense just a doomed role?
>>566550710I'm legitimately confused about this post, what if my main desire is to be Sunna and spend all day doing lewd things in her body
>>566550710but we love sunna thats why we want to do these things
>>566545768If you read the description of Phaethon Scorched Horizon it talks about its power as something hot that melts everything around it. It's probably the "Sun" they wanted to seize at Helios' academy, this golden power. So then the blue power, ether, would be the Moon, and after merging the two together you get this eclipse.
Bushmaster, does Promeia have a thick rainforest or did she wax it all off?
I havent done a single progress in the story after the delulu angels story yet maybe I'll start today.
>>566551598>role that focuses on survivability>endgame focused on "deal as much damage as possible within this timeframe"I don't know anon, you tell me...
>>566551519handlebar? walrus? fu manchu? ...toothbrush?
>>566551598If they converted all defense agents/w-engines/disc drives into support and then deleted the defense role from the game, you cannot convince me the game wouldn't improve.
>>566551747Every single agent has a massive bush. The scents and styles may vary though. Promimi puts her pubes in bondage
Guys it's timePost THAT>>566551968>Every single agent has a massive bush.Yuzuha shaves everyday actually
>>566551609Sexual abuse Soul enslavement
>>566552085Nuh uh, Yuzu's is cute and red and big and cherry flavored
>>566552085
>>566551968i'm thinking promibi's bush has the distinct aroma of fresh leather
>>566552239Alice shaves then
>>566552313Nyope. Alice trims the edges to make is symmetrical, but otherwise she also has a massive blonde banana flavor bush
Agent most likely to accidentally come down at a weird angle during sex and bend your penis completely sideways and feel bad about it?
>>566552657lucia has a small bush, not a forest but a small one
