Previous Era: >>566235581>General InfoReverse: 1999 is a turn-based RPG gacha with gameplay revolving around the use of spell cards. The game focuses on storytelling, with a rich main story mode and frequent side story events. The game is fully voiced in 4 languages, with English as the primary one. There are no PvP elements, so you can play at your own pace.Daily reset is at 5AM UTC-5GL3.4 - http://youtu.be/lWQ4YSOZneg / http://youtu.be/7Uix021yVBECN3.5 - http://youtu.be/x6a8HUxHyGwCN3.6 - http://youtu.be/MuGYHKb72EMCN3.7 - http://youtu.be/BIlvzpZEOPg04/16 - 05/25 | SPRING UNENDING>Current Content03/05 - 05/28 | The Syndrome of Silence04/16 - 05/28 | Spring Comes Slowly04/16 - 05/28 | Laplace's Internal Forum04/16 - 05/28 | Greetings from the Suitcase04/16 - 05/28 | Mane's Bulletin04/16 - 05/28 | Musae's Arcade04/16 - 05/28 | Tides of Thought05/01 - 05/11 | 2x [The Poussiere] Rewards05/01 - 05/15 | A Song Once Heard05/01 - 05/28 | Pre-Storm Protocol05/07 - 05/28 | To Slay a Tiger>Upcoming Content05/15 - 05/25 | Showdown in Chinatown>Current Banners04/04 - 05/28 | ◉ | 10x10 FREE SUMMONS04/16 - 05/18 | ⨉ | Pick 2, 70% Rate-Up04/16 - 05/28 | ◷ | Paper Heron (Plant) http://youtu.be/vlw5IWHMPys | http://youtu.be/8KWBtFwvS8k04/16 - 05/28 | ◈ | Euphoria Rate-Up 1x100%: 6, A Knight, An-an Lee, Regulus, Sotheby, Tooth Fairy, Voyager, Willow05/05 - 05/19 | ⟳ | Noire (Plant)05/01 - 05/22 | ⧖ | Liang Yue (Star)05/01 - 05/22 | ⧖ | Anjo Nala / Jiu Niangzi / Lucy05/07 - 05/28 | ※ | Cheng Heguang (Star) http://youtu.be/UOI4SdnzNpw>Upcoming Banners05/19 - 06/02 | ⟳ | Kakania (Plant)>Download http://re1999.bluepoch.com | http://store.steampowered.com/app/3092660>Resources http://rentry.org/1999-resources>Merchandise http://reverse1999.store>Codes1999GIFT, 5YRBRF9, GachaGaming1999, 2.5AnnivCelebration, GatetoLongevity, SpecialReport, ImmortalBurden, SilentWait, FishingKing, ReelFast, BigCatch, FreeAtLast, LeisureTime, TigerSlayer
Happy Mother's Day!Congratulatons to Arcana and Urd (Vertin is their miracle lesbian lovechild)
Are we getting 3.5 trailer this week?
>Web Events:04/10 - 05/21 | https://reverse1999.bluepoch.com/en/event/asliverofspring/04/10 - 05/21 | https://reverse1999.bluepoch.com/en/event/endlessstream/>More Upcoming Content05/21 - 05/28 | Carving on the Sun Stone (3.5 Teaser)>More Upcoming Banners05/28 - ??/?? | ※ | Lorentz Butterfly (Intellect)??/?? - ??/?? | ※ | Ramona (Plant)
>>566542019Proof next thread?
>>566542127Probably Friday or Saturday.
*vagueposts*
*falls for it*
Drama this week hopefully
So how many billions did Rhiannon kill
1486 love
>>566543235lovely!
Korntent doko?
>>566542019Proof THIS thread?Protip: There's none
What did you do for your mother today?
>>566543753Visited the family grave.
>>566543753Wanked to oyakodon
>mfw I have to wait 12 weeks until adler
>>566543753had lunch and ice cream then a nice dinner with the rest of the family
>>566544734Yeah, it sucks. At least the CN numbers for his banner were good.
>>566545451>At least the CN numbers for his banner were good.Anons are this close to realising how these made up numbers actually work
Remember that May the 10th is also the Maid Day
>>566546776God I love maids
>>566546776>maid day is the same date as mothers dayWhat did misogynists mean by this
>>566547547Maids make the best moms and moms make the best maids
>>566547547Misogynists?
>>566543753shes dead sadly
>>566546776
Is it true there are more orphans here than other generals?
am I a cute retard or is the Getian anecdote psychube better for Lopera than her signature one
>>566549612>am I a cute retard>cuteNo, just a regular retard
>>566549612you ARE cute and lovely!
>>566549612getian psychube just gives ultimate might which although is more than loperas psychube lopera still gives ultimate might and incantation might and a crit damage buff to herself to further buff teams crit damage too
>>566549956>incantation mightwho needs it in Igor team? all his damage is his ult>crit damage buff to herselfwho needs it?
>>566549612You are retarded but not cute.
>>566546776I miss when my Satsuki/Druvis/Deerpussy team was almost sorta viable assuming the boss didn't outright block petrify
>>566549612Getian's is better for Getian things which is ultspam teams.Pera's is better for Semmy and, well, Pera.Pera doesn't really belong in true ultspam teams anyway.And yes, you're a cute retard.
>>566550790Pera doesn't belong in the Igor team?
>>566550946Ironically, yes, she provides solid bullet buffs but Igor's team is better off just going for more ult might with Getian.
>>566542019Yay!
>>566550946the funny thing is getians array is a better buff for igor ultimate spamming but lopera is still really useful cause igor wants to stack as many bullets as possible for his damage and loperas array is pretty much permanent bullets
>>566551416hmm okay, well I don't have Getian anyways. Thanks for the input.
>>566551416Pera's peras are not that big
>>566549612You're whatever the opposite of cute is, but not really a retard, since it's a fair assumption if you don't read... you still want Lopera's for her, Semmelweis, and the Dynamo frontliner. The pyschube grants +32% Crit DMG to her, which she shares with the rest of the team, see:>Bull's Eye: >1-target attack. Deals 150% Reality DMG. Grants [Right on Target] to all allies for 2 rounds. If the target has at least 20 stacks of Burn, [Right on Target]’s effect is doubled.>Right on Target: Stats Up. Gain (Lopera's Critical DMG x10%) Critical DMG.So +6.4% Crit DMG if you keep the channel (which you would all the time) in exchange for 6% Ult Might, which applies to everything, and that's not counting the Incantation Might.The only instance you'd want it is in a ACpocket ult team (and only assuming you fed it 4x Greed), otherwise Lopera's is better.
>>566552157I love you anon. Thanks.
>>566541979Mother's day activities
>>566552241( o_o).b
Why does Vertin need so many momsCouldn’t she share them with the rest of the suitcase?
happy mother's day to all the moms in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
>>566553573love my mom
>>566553573>>566553832Go on.
>>566554090Freud is a hack
>mentally ill freaks fetishize even mother's dayBeyond tragic
>>566554090>>566554371
>>566554090
>>566554371That’s what makes Freud so interesting though, time and again he comes close to making an actual point and then at the last second relates it back to your mom not breastfeeding you enough or something
>>566555943Why don’t they teach other arcanists to use the internet? Imagine not having to carry communicators
>>566554371>>566554452>>566554828
>>566558013>no glasses100x better
>>566558013
>>566558013What an incredible improvement.>>566558072Excellent taste.
>>566558072>>566558448shit taste
>>566558616>mierdlania enjoyerWhat an incredible awful taste. She's the worst character in the game.
>more and more mentally ill with each iteration
fuck glasses but god I hate those circlejerking cocksuckers>>566558795unfortunately we have an uncooked dog in the suitcase
GLASSES LOVE
>>566558960>I hate glasses but I have fanart of characters with glassesYou must be super stupid to think anyone is as stupid to fall for this>unfortunately we have an uncooked dog in the suitcaseSuper schizo too
>>566559183retard
Removing Kakania’s glasses is like removing her hat. Only lunatics do that
>>566558960>fuck glassesThere's nothing wrong with glasses on their own, they are useful for what they do.>we have an uncooked dog in the suitcaseI don't get the reference.>>566559183I guess I can see why you think they're lying.>>566559248Not even close, big hats are fashion accessories, glasses are not.
Removing Kakania's glassesand hatand coatand shirtand underwear
>>566558072>>566558448>>566559183>>566559452Let's all summon the meganehater ritual
>>566559598It's a shit and very unoriginal ritualpost, I'd rather not.
>>566559183>I hate glasses but I have fanart of characters with glassesYes, glasses aren't the main point you retard.>>566559452>I don't get the reference.https://reverse1999.fandom.com/wiki/Crew_MembersYou should try downloading the game, it's pretty good!
>>566559452>I don't get the reference.nta but the chinese have a reputation for cooking/eating dogs>glasses are not.It kinda is though. People wear non-corrective glasses all the time.
>>566559598Haven't see it in a while>>566559874>sudden change of writing styleYep a schizo, called it
nice thread reversebabs
Glasses will stay on no matter what
>>566559971Thanks for explaining. Do the Chinese hate glasses as a whole?>People wear non-corrective glasses all the time.Fair, but what I meant is that they shouldn't be.
Kakania story continuation when
>>566560107>sudden change of writing styleI've been consistently calling you a cocksucking retard and mocking you though?I think you're just too autistic to pick up on that
>>566559971>>566560170same poster btw>>566560295lmao no, retardbot was implying you are the picklesfag because they are unbalanced and think everyone who they dislike is the same person
>>566560467meds now
We respect all cultures here
What is this? "People" defending gratuitous use of glasses for dishonest aesthetic purposes?In that case...
3rd item from the bottom of the list and fill up the captcha
Kill girls with glasses. Behead girls with glasses. Storm girls with glasses. Roundhouse kick girls with glasses into the concrete. Slam dunk girls with glasses into the trashcan. Crucify girls with glasses. Defecate in girls with glasses' food. Launch girls with glasses into the Depths of Myth. Stir fry girls with glasses in a wok. Sacrifice girls with glasses to the Flood. Toss girls with glasses into an active volcano. Urinate into girls with glasses' gas tank. Judo throw girls with glasses into a wood chipper. Twist girls with glasses' heads off. Report girls with glasses to the LSCC. Karate chop girls with glasses in half. Curb stomp girls with glasses. Trap girls with glasses in quicksand. Crush girls with glasses in the trash compactor. Liquefy girls with glasses in a vat of acid. Exterminate girls with glasses in a gas chamber. Stomp girls with glasses' skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate girls with glasses in the oven. Lobotomize girls with glasses. Nuke girls with glasses. Grind girls with glasses in the garbage disposal. Drown girls with glasses in the wilderness. Vaporize girls with glasses with a ray gun. Kick girls with glasses down the stairs. Feed girls with glasses to critters. Slice girls with glasses with a katana. Sell girls with glasses to Manus Vindicate.TOTALGIRLS WITH GLASSESDEATH
just click those buttons and maybe the glasses autists will take the hint
All those posts are me btw
>>566560983>Drown girls with glasses in the wildernessPlease dont do this, its waters are pristine
Merelcest
>>566561596I don't think I can handle two Merels.
>>566560983Ironically a more on-topic post than anyone complaining about it
>>566561596merel would top rihanna
you retards need professional help
>>566560983Based, death to meganeko and everyone who likes them
>>566562241My therapist says I need to release all my repressions
>>566562625hi i'm the rapist and i tell you to bend over
>>566544734>>566545451We can cope by saying that at least we get to save more for him
sex with cheng
>>566567743It's not gay if he's wearing a dress!
What will it take for you to provide funding to Windsong?
>>566562032Blackbird is a powerbottom
>>566570452Genetically skinny women are a miracle of the universe.
>>566570452Serious question: How much funding is she actually looking for? I know it's a gag at this point but I wonder if she's constantly looking for funding because her requests are absurd, or if she's reasonable but just unlucky.
>>566572346No it's just how it works in research/academia. Most of your funding is spent on pay and upkeep of equipment and facilities and 99% of the time that funding doesn't last enough for you to make any real breakthroughs hence why you keep asking for more.
>>566572346It was considered a dead field even before she got into Laplace
hag fluids...
>>566575330is this lube?
>>566575330>Revers: Lost?
As a day 1 player who only started reading with this patch I have to say the story is actually pretty good. Maybe I should read the main story
>>566578689
Hello everyone,After countless sleepless nights of discussion, research, and honest reflection about Reverse:1999, I’ve reached a conclusion.I have decided, with every fiber of my being, to stand by Bluepoch no matter what storms come. Because if you truly stop and feel it in your chest… it’s painfully obvious they would never choose to badly write their own beloved creation. There’s a gun held to their heads—figurative, but no less real—and they’re fighting just to survive. My heart breaks for them, and for every player who’s fallen in love with this world.Reverse:1999’s community—our community—must come together like never before. We need to stand shoulder to shoulder and send one clear, unbreakable message to anyone who dares attack our game: You do not mess with us. The Reverse:1999 community will rise as one, hearts on fire, and show the world that “we don’t give a damn” about anyone trying to tear down something we love so deeply. We will protect it with everything we have.I believe—truly believe—that Bluepoch still has hope, and that hope is us. We are the ones who can help carry them through this. So let me ease every worried heart right now, the way I wish someone would ease mine:THEY WILL NEVER WRITE BAD STORIESNever.It would make zero sense for them to turn on the very players who love this game most.And if… and this is the biggest “if” they ever did start writing bad stories in the future, we all know in our hearts it would only be because of that same gun to their heads.Even if the worst happens and disdain lingers for a while, there is no way this game is heading toward EOS—not when it’s touching hearts and climbing charts like this. Our love for it is too strong. Our community isWe’ve got this. Together.Reverse:1999 isn’t just a game—it’s our story. And we’re not letting go.
>>566583726wao (based based based based based based based based)
>>566583726cool but why did you write this using gpt
Fact of the day: Mayfly is literally Merel but good
>>566586759Is Reed Stormed Mayfly?
>>566586939close enough
So is Liang Yue only good if you play her on manual and a very specific way? I must be doing something wrong.
>>566589986Liang is the only character you actually play in this game
>>566567080highly cute
>>566590385why does everyone forget me
>>566591014
>>566591024Because artists keep making her tits too small.
>>566591024windla is only good because of Vila desu
>>566591024Ezio, Nautika and Mane's changes killed Windsong
>>566591148I want to kiss this smug little shit
>>566598112Trista...
>>566599351idk Trista's making a lot of sense here
BED-BREAKING SEX WITH CRISTALLO
how many beds has it been
>>566586759The one thing I don't get is why isn't Mayfly more paper-y like Reed? Does reincarnate make less "human"?>>566586939Kind of. The "creature" dies, then blooms again later and becomes a new individual. So Reed must me like the 1000th one or so. I'm a dummy though so don't quote me on this lol.
>>566607721Mayfly is a Yao, she's a sentient plant that can assume human form through ancient magic Reed is an awakened, she's a sentient plant that can't do jack shit so she has to use her arcane power to create a paper mache body to move around
>Lorentz Butterfly was the reason Windsong can't get any fundingWindsongsis?
Lorentz can have all the funding, Windsong still has her windsongs.
>>566608635
>>566608661Windsong saw how Lorentz was grooming Eagle and decided taking the moral high ground and not letting her interact with kiperina and avgust was better than getting funding
>>566608635She's so adorable, I love her. I'm glad she's free or I'd have to secure her no matter what.
>>566608880I really want to see Eagle with the "looking at walking garbage" eyes now.
>>566609517
>>566541830The week has reset, don't forget to claim Trance rewards!
>>566609959I always keep forgetting to claim that...
Can’t wait for 3.5 to drop on global so everyone finds out just how shitty Lorentz's story really is
>>566609517Felililililili doesn't like this at all!
Why make us play as musaes instead of character chibis?
>>566612702Status Report:Culprit of post No.566612702 detected to have 80 IQ or less.
>>566612702Ask Musae III. That prick....
>>566608216I thought awakeneds were immortal
>>566615669The entire point of the plot is that Reed wants to learn how to become immortal so she doesn't wither in winter, how bad do you have to be at reading?
>>566616060All other awakened are immortal by default. Lucy and Ulrich tanked primordial magic
Selfcest is hot...
why the fuck we need YET ANOTHER music based archetype anyways
>>566617363And that's why I need more of it.
>>566616820>>566617581this is too cute
did he actually say this
>>566617408it's not replacing Impromptu, it's an expansion of it. Think of like Lingering Glow and Burn.
>>566617627
>>566618065this is just untrue. starpromptu wasn't meant to be a musical archetype, it just turned out that way with the characters they kept putting in the team. the instrument archetype is not connected to this team in the slightest. LG however is wholly dependent on halo/burn stacks to function, it DOES build off of burn
>>566616261Reed also says that "a new reincarnation of her spawn every spring" so...
>>566609959are these even worth anything, have like 4 digits of the left ones and nearly 50k for the right and I have like 11 or so euphoria characters finished
>>566618737Depends on whether they pick up the pace with Euphorias or not.
hi Reversebabs. Just a reminder that none of the characters in this game are actually lesbians other than that fucking dyke Tennant.
>>566618295>starpromptu wasn't meant to be a musical archetypeInsane copehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impromptu
hi Reversebabs. Just a reminder that every character in this game is a hardcore lesbian and especially that fucking dyke Tennant.
>>566620639>>566620715Both only correct about Tennant.
>>566620657"impromptu" is just another term for improv, as in improvisational. yes it's mostly meant for music, but why would aleph, an-an lee, matilda, kiperina, and every other non-musician be in the impromptu team comp? yes they went into it with music in mind, but it's not defined by it.
>>566621503all four of those are musicians, anon. You need to start reading UTTU
why is corvus dynamo
>>566618295>>566622973*rapes u*
>>566620639Actually Tennant is not stated to be gay or even lean towards it, the implication is only that she flirts with gay women to scam them.>>566622707Neither Matilda nor AAL are musicians.>>566622973When you die, your corpse releases stored electrical energy. Charon is a coalesced form of that collected energy in the battlefield.
>>566623534>When you die, your corpse releases stored electrical energy. Charon is a coalesced form of that collected energy in the battlefield.okay but why is corvus dynamo
>>566623690because she's got that electric feel
>>566623830I'm going to give you that electric feel.
>>566609167Is this the first instance of a character actively acknowledging that they've been living rent free?
>>566623690>corvus>not charonMy bad, I misread... Hmm, If I recall correctly it was explained that her threads have electrical charge, specially in that trail (might be wrong) where they mention the train having some thingies made by her that critters are drawn too. I'll look it up and come back later with the info.>>566624379Top kek, I guess.
These invisible enemies in ch8 are so damn annoyingIs that why Anjo has that weird ult that carries over into the next round? Like, to wait out the invis enemies or something?
>>566625672With some patches, they like to do a "theme" mechanic like how Nightmare at Green Lake features a LOT of revival mechanics from the enemies. Typically, you can peel Stealth off with one hit but I know some variants just last the entire round. Iirc, stealth doesn't make you immune to ults though,
:((
>>566623690because she sends electricity to my genitals
I miss Isle of Echoes
>>566626471I meant Voyages of Volatility
>>566626568I meant UTTU prior to version 1.7
>check the general for the first time in months>coomposting>pedoposting>troonpostingAh, home.
gay sex with cheng!
>>566627103I meant Schneider
>>566627401Cheng is saving himself for marriage
>>566627103The last good UTTU was 1.5 and even then it was already pretty meh since the meta devolved into slapping +5 moxie and whatever boosters you could find until the game tells you to fuck off and play with the mechanics.
>>566627401Cheng must be soo loosehot
>>566627607No it was definitely 1.6 with the big eagle squad
>>566627913Well whichever one that had the decency of letting you craft cards wins since otherwise you're stuck doing dailies for pulls and not get the cards that you want. I still don't understand why that's a mechanic and why they removed being able to pick when it came back in 2.X. But at that point, you didn't need cards.
>>566627401only if its yao cock
rare ing
>>566627108Glad to have you back fren.
>>566628863Yay!
>>566621503Aleph is the songwriter, and Kiperina is Voyager's groupie/fuckbuddy. This was covered in the game.
>>566627847he is tbqh
sister we're SO back
>>566617363unfortunately neither merel nor rhianna are hot
>>566631167
>>566626235alcohol solves everythingit does not
>>566626235>>566631973source?
>>566632081https://x.com/freshorange_99
>>566631973>spoilerbut it helps!
>>566631973alcohol isnt good, if you drink too much you forget the sex you had last night
Alcohol is good though, stick some rag in it, light it up and you can finally change Vienna.
>>566632447that explains so much about Windsong
cow37...
Drunk sex is kinda awful so forgetting it is good actuallyMy ex used to get really violent when she drank which was hot though.
two women can't have sex as they lack the tools
>>566635847*fingers your asshole until you cum*Stop thinking about sex!
>>566635847tell me where you live and I will show you how it's done babe
>>566635847your dick doesn't work from how much porn you watch. i don't really think you can speak on this
>>566635847You can have sex without penetration
>the tool>lump of meat without joints or articulationlol, lmao
LOL
>>566636591that's not sex
>>566636624Imagine not having a three section penis.
>Imagine not having a [...] peniswell yeah, everyone ITT doesn't need to imagine it (except Shamanehomo)
>>566636748welfare queen
>>566636782Tell me how I know your only espouse exposure to sex is from porn
>>566637264you don't know you're projecting
>>566637339I accept your consession
Reverse: 1999
>roll Cheng for LY>watch LY Butterfly teams>million times easier to play and more fun>Lorentz needs P1I want my bunnies back...
>>566637523whoa, you're right!
>>566637523Sex with Schneider is the ultimate goal of the story so this is perfectly in line.
>>566637665You can't fuck what doesn't exist anymore
>>566637557Don't worry. Cheng also needs P1.
>Mane Bulletin bosses are literally being beaten noware we sure R1999 has no powercreep?
>>566637828it's an endless loop of "release a strong character > release challenging content to shill them > release a stronger character to boost sales > release more challenging content because people have solved the game because of our own powercreep"
>>566637828It has but that's a poor example of it since Mane's are literally used to shill certain archetypes. It won't surprise me if you can achieve the same shit with Rhiannon being booted.
I fear my many strenuous years of study have made me too intelligent for Reverse 1999
>>566637665Fighting witch superracists and interfering puppers through time just to tap that flapper ass
>>566637828remember when raid bosses didnt have a HP cap and you could get 1b-2b+?
>>566631167>if you play LY teams, Mane's bulletin to take over 1 hour to do
>>566638284>Boss just gets a stacking damage reduction buff and then uses a shield before doing its teamwipe ultHaha..
>>566637828>Spat chubetell me your secrets
>>566638061>if you can achieve the same shit with Rhiannon being booted.Ramona has been deleting Mane's Bulletin bosses since 3.5 you need P5 Ezio though
I'm a gacha gamer. Not because I have no wife, but because I choose to have many.
>>566638393only if you're playing the current 3.4 version with Cheng thoughbeit
>>566638610Are the devs massive Eziofags? It's like they're doing this on purpose. Two chances to redeem proper poison and they just don't.
>>566638271this Vertin fucking 18 y/o Schneider
My media literacy level is really low, but can Arcana herself be reversed?Just imagine that big tiddy wizard Hitler who has been the main antagonist for several years and has killed/hurt plenty of our allies is now suddenly on our side as an (extremely powerful) gentle mom type arcanist ally.Who also then absolutely cannot be condemned for her former self's actions which would make for some fine ass drama.
>>566638747Ezio just "cheats" since he basically applies poison on hit and you can make him hit a lot of times. Then it's up to everyone else to make that poison stronger. They simply got too reckless with his design and created a character that's hard to powercreep out.
>>566638929>created a character that's hard to powercreep out.That's what you want though. The only real issue here is Zhou's refusal to put Willow/Jessica/etc to an equal footing.
>>566638929funny thing is Ramona Ezio doesnt even use counter poison, he uses the poison transfer dagger. It does mean that it only works on bosses with mobs though but thats almost every recent manes bulletin boss
I wonder if Coppelia is so retarded that she can't consent to sexual intercourse
>>566639183That's what I want but that's not what the devs want. The only solution is to make a better Ezio. And that's not what anyone wants.> Zhou's refusal to put Willow/Jessica/etc to an equal footing.That *IS* the plan. Willow is old by modern standards, that lackluster euphoria had to be intentional. I thought that Ramona is Willow 2.0 but maybe they're preparing a proper poison powercreep alt or something.
>>566637020some women have penises though
>>566639458Lyra...
you don't need to kill a raid boss>>566639640consent is a two way street and Lyra can't give it either
>>566639470>>566638929I think y'all need to actually watch Ramona gameplay. Ezio is in the team but hes literally a support, hes not the DPS, he doesnt even use the counter card or the poison on attack dagger.Poison is Poison again with things dying to DOTS and not genesis flavored attacks. Ezio's only job is to transfer poison stacks from the mobs to the boss using the third daggerwhich Noire can do btw but in a much more clunky way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGjkDdJLmOQ
>>566639470>Willow is oldshe prefers "hag"
>>566640238The angle choice for Tuesday's garment is awkward. I thought she was faceless.
>>566640648she looks like this face to me (the space between her hair wisps and her face look like eyes, and she's facing left). It also makes her hair look like a pompadour.
>>566637828p5 everyone?
>>566638684>>566638393>3.4 liang team with cheng takes 1 hour to clear manes bulletin>3.7 liang team with lorentz+rhiannon takes 2+I dont like this timewaste powercreep... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgORthRc9Tg
>>566643447Literally no one is asking anyone to do this.
are Lorebu and Rhiannon the new Thing 1 & Thing 2?
>>566643447>200x speed>video starts blasting obnoxious music>game sound offI want my 20 seconds spent watching that back.
>>566643447at exactly 5.000.000 million score any further time invested into Manes is wasted life
why are there constantly fireworks going off every time i open the wildernessit's been every day for like a month
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>>566644987It's always like that during anniversaries, it will go away in 2 weeks
>>566645859that makes sensedumb decision
>>566643324P5 everyone, P0 everyone will get you about the usual 20-30m depending on how well you play
>>566643447its more of an issue of all the fucking animations. Just add 3x speed to Manes already wtf BP
>>566643690I think they only really work well together in LY teams, with Rhiannon just being a green talon activator.Otherwise they kind of compete over the same slot instead with Rhiannon being generally better
Anon... y-you forgot....
>>566646325heh. Fuck me I guess I always forget about that
>>566646325
>>566646325wtf a manager who plays the game instead of just enjoying the porn?
>>566647009if only R:1999 had porn
>>566647009porn?
what did I miss?
>>566647531marcus turned into a moth when no one was looking
>>566647531manager leaked they like playing bloodtithe
>>566646672the ship that saved 3.7
>>566647613Plantpromptusisters, is this why our girl mysteriously didn't receive enough votes to make the team?
>>566647613>manager leaked
>>566647864The manager would've rigged it for Ezio like last time but seems like he didn't.
>>566647982You know if they added a self harming arcanist as part of the bloodtithe team, would that be too on the nose or nah?
>Reed is over a thousand years oldI'm sorry, what the fuck?
>>566648196she reincarnates every spring so shes more like 0-1 year old
>>566648196>>566648532Yeah, yeah, buddy. Save it for the judge.
>>566648196>>566648532out of 10!
>>566648064>self harming>mainland ChinaWouldn't they end up beaten by censorship stick?
>>566649151mainland china only goes after horny and lesbians, things we dont have
>>566649151Nautika mentions killing herself multiple times, I think we're good there.
>>566649151horny and lesbians are things we have and they are both fine, so I doubt they'll care
>>566649336Hmmm. It's not as mentioning it, but the actuall showcase of the act. Game is quite tame when it comes to showcasing more gruesome things. Or maybe small indie company can't be fucking bothered to draw all that. Flagellant character might work. Sentinel got the right attitude, but doesn't lean too much into it and also can turn her skin to stone
Which movie are they watching
>>566650404Blazing Saddles
>>566650404Daughters of Lesbos (1986)
>>566650404Slaughtering of vomiting dolls
>>566650404Legend of 1900
>>566650404Brokeback Mountain
speaking of limiteds, were future limiteds able to reverse this?
>>566651193>Paper Heron>RhiannonNyo. Rhiannon is at least an upturn I guess but near everything would be coming off of PH. Atomic Heart limited is likely next though so pft.
>>566650404they're on hour 3 of Out 1: Noli Me Tangere
>>566651193>>566651369hasnt gotten back to printing limited characters with big bazonkas but merel v2 at least isnt flat
>>566651193Reverse what?
>>566651794Look at their boobs.
>>5666517941999
>>566652185>Fake Taxi:1999
>>566652183okay, i'm looking
>>566652185They finally fixed Brume by powercreeping every other team. Now they can stop nerfing her right?
Why did /1999/ stop having weekly watch-alongs?
Why did /1999/ stop having weekly squirt-alongs?
We still do the weekly squirt-alongs though?
>>566654014We still do though? >>566410661
Remember when this generally wasn’t miserable?
just roll her down the mountain
You can't remember something that never happened
>>566652183>Progressively prettier boobsWhat's supposed to be the problem here
>>566655384no
>>566655632It's down the road, not across the river. Stupid Mesmer
>>566655712>It's down the road, not across the riverI've been doing it wrong this whole time
When will Mesmer take her place as Vertin’s rightful wife
>>566656275When she gets the first 6* alt.
>>566656275>tk42unhinged behaviour.
>before playing Three Doorswtf is your problem Messmer Jr.>after playing Three DoorsI will protect you Messmer Jr. come here you little rascal I'm giving you a big ole hug
Mesmer will get the next 4* to 5* alter
>>566658814will she outgrow her angst or will it just get worse?
>>566658916it will get so worse she becomes bloodtithe
This game is about lithe, slender beauties like Lorebu and Beryl. If you want tit monsters play another game.
>>566651193how come limiteds never touch their face no more
>>566659392Both are evil, and, what's even worse, Fr*nch.Big tetas signifiy big hearts.
>>566659654Hanta virus
>>566658814>character specifically designed to counter one damage type>it doesn't even work anymore with how numbers go up and up and up I'm sure alt is going to fix that. Ha-ha. Along with Click. Whenever Bluepoch remember that he exist.
When are we getting another limited that sleeps with Vertin?
>>566656665forgive me if im fucking retarded, but whats with numbers surrounding matilda and mesmer? sonettos link to 14 is explained and i know its because of the sonnet format in poetry, but correlation with 86 and 42 to matilda and mesmer?
>>566661031Matilda is -Sonetto out of perfection (it was a trail you had to solve about her test score), I don't remember about Mesmer.
>>566663289*puts a frog in her pockets*
>>566663342her pockets already contain frogs
>3 year anniversary>still no playable frog unitTrickcalbros are laughing at us...
>bros
>>566663342rude
>Vertin puts frogs in your pockets>Enigma puts candy in it>Beryl puts state secrets in it (it's always been there, she'll never lie to you)What else is next?
What is Vertin’s udimo?
>>566665174Whatever Esperanto is.
>>566665174You spend one of them each summon.
>>566665432A language, my ignorant friend.
>>566665568Really? And here I thought it was a clothing line.
Constructed languages and Esperanto especially are really interesting and I wish the game used it for more than a simple plot device
Arcanum can't melt steel beams
>>566666024That would mean actually learning a new language and I know Zhou likes his entertainment hard (his words not mind) but that's a smidge too far.Though imagine attributing learning a supposedly global language to a gacha.
>>566665490Vertin is… a credit card
>>566666284I wasn't suggesting anything that extreme, I'm upset bluepoch have squandered the opportunity to teach people _about_ a really interesting piece of linguistic history rather than teaching the language itselfThough, If you're European you know a huge amount of vocabulary already and almost all of the verbs follow a regular form, so you can immediately dive into all the cool quirks of the grammar which I think is the most interesting part of the language
>>566667801no one cares just like no one cares about accurate accents they just want funny sounding english
>>566667972Who shit in your cornflakes?
>>566667801Maybe next time, it's not exactly a completely dropped plot point. I did find it funny how they seemed to be completely confused on how to enunciate>La Una CircloCould've been Spanish desu.
Zhou would sooner teach you chinese than esperanto. Actually cny events should just be entirely in chinese without changing the game language desu
>>566668406You are now reminded that Jiu remains to be the only character who has a translation incantation on her since it is genuinely impossible to teach her how to speak since she's illiterate. You are also reminded that they had to patch in her speaking English from the start before the spell.
>>566668197>UnaUnua, The First Circle. Which might be a play on Unua Libro or a complete coincidence
>>566668915>My brain is autocorrecting my memoriesNyo... How do I stop this?
>play getian’s anecdote>it’s yaoi
>>566668976It’s over nonna...
>>566668748Translation spells can be in use among basically everyone.I can understand Laplace or SPDM teaching the kids Eigo but you're not convincing me that Rayashki, Nukutai or Comala all speak perfect English just like that and communicate in English instead of the local languages.
Does the suitcase float on water? Why doesn’t manus just throw it down the ocean
>>566669290every man in this game is made for yaoi thoughever
>>566670203Avgust isn't.>>566670183Pretty sure it does as shown during the barracuda patch. And it also floats during the boat sinking in Tristes Tropiques. A lot of boats sink in the story thinking about it, 2 of Regulus' boats sink as well.
>>566670416Also warships are sunk by the Manus sea beasts.
>>566670518That too. I can't believe Aleph's ship is the only one that didn't just sink.
But could you drain the ocean if you open the suitcase underwater?
>>566670416avgust is a child. he and every other child are disqualified by default
>>566671797No, the suitcase has a fixed capacity, in the same barracuda patch it's mentioned that it can't fit as many people as a cruise liner.
I need a Barracuda patch
only if you call her by her real name
>>566676846Sonetto3?
>>566676986It's Sonetthree actually.
she won
>>566607547358 times
>>566639470>that lackluster euphoria had to be intentionalWasn't it? I assumed it's for people who didn't or couldn't get Ezio.>>566640054Lyra is implied to be a lolibaba. She doesn't age.
Sex with 97 years old Loggerhead
Is Rhiannon only good at p5?
What garment could they give Heron? She’s as chinese as can be
>>566679340Microbikini
>>566677765HI~
>>566679340a large trenchcoat
>>566680849She’s flat
>>566681337even better
>>566679340Reed bikini
>>566679340>She's one of the oldest characters in the game, so give her some cutting edge fashion from the very end of the century>Chef's Outfit>Dress made of Heron feathers>Pantomime Horse
>>566679340Just make her giga evil. Basically a more ominous and stylish Ren that isn't bald.
Rubi...
I want to get womanhandled by Aima
>>566684020
16 days...
>>566686557Too bad the actually good character doesn't arrive until 3 weeks into the patch.
>read Cheng’s story>still doesn’t explain why he burned down his house>doesn’t even explain why he didn’t sex the hag
>>566688408xiu was 100% milking his prostate, they just can't show that on-screen
Also wtf was that tiger about? Why was it magical for no reason?
>>566688408also yes it absolutely did explain why he burned down his house. it was a representation of society's preconceptions of him. he burned it down once his mother died, because nothing tied him down to that old version of himself that he didn't agree with. yes it's a bit hypocritical because he literally became an arm of the state and will inevitably take part in those exact same kinds of actions that he's disavowing but lets ignore that part.>>566688903yes the tiger was a literal being that existed in the story, but i think it's also more metaphorical in nature than the story lets on. he slayed the tiger for the same reason he burned down his house. slaying the tiger is what gave him the recognition he needed to become a cop, the tiger was also a representation of himself and his bandit ancestry
Cheng killing a magic tiger>Woah he’s so cool!Ren killing Lanzhu>Noooo you can’t kill it the heavens will punish you!!Spring Unending is actually about systematic misogyny supported by gods themselves
>>566689543this lol. if the story didn't want to make ren seem so reasonable, they should have come up with something better than "but what if bad thing i made up that's even worse happens". paper heron did absolutely nothing for the yao, who all had genuine grievances, and was totally content to watch mayfly and the rest eat shit and die. it makes her seem incredibly privileged and tone deaf, i'm not sure why china likes her so much
But have you considered that Ren is bald?
>>566684020why are vampires so smug
>>566690312she was still a manipulative evil supervillain who was misleading the other yao for her own ambitions. Sure, paper heron couldn't do nothing for them, but she didn't lie to them neitherBoth of them couldn't actually do squat for Mayfly and company and in the end it's fine for them to choose how to spend their remaining life even if it's to kill the big bad calamity beastBut one's a two-timing scumbag and the other's just a bit numb to their mortal strugglesthe source of my intention really isn't crime preventionmy intention is prevention of the liewelcome to scatman's world
>>566701009You know the whole merel drama could had been avoided if they had just made the og one playable or as an l1 skin
Vertin ryona
>>566702123It's obvious to me that the writers wanted to kill Merel but the product manager or marketing wanted her to be the limited, so they reached a compromise that was the worst of both worlds
is paper heron worth redeeming for meta reasons or is she already crept in the motherland
>>5667041863.6 will add truly team restrictive content like HSR and plantpromptu is one of the shilled teams
Why doesn't Mane's Bulletin have this 4x speed option like the roguelite game mode
>>566708563
>>566690312>I'm not sure why people who'd watch toddlers get run over and not even call an ambulance, would like this character who doesn't give an iota of a shit over her friend dying>>566701914Cute!>>566702123>>566703881Pretty much. As someone who played the story < HEAVY 3.7 SPOILERS > it's so clear that Merel was chosen very specifically to be sacrificed to make Vertin want to use her new Mystery Cube skill of being able to follow golden threads to find any individual's stormed versions. The problem is that Zhou so blatantly lied and said she was neither sacrificed (lie) nor planned to be a last minute change (lie) when the reality is that Merel wasn't one of Vertin's BFFs before 3.7 and the story heavily tries to gaslight the player into believing it ("Look! Merel was in Vertin's class, they were friends! Trust me!"), which feels both forced and disingenuous... all to clearly sell the player into a unit they didn't want or asked for, to follow market trends. The biggest irony is that within this web of lies there was a much obvious choice for the sacrifice, Madam Z, whose death would have had much more impact, make infinitely more sense, provide for a better unit, and make for a much more "satisfying" motivation for Vertin.I used to laugh and mock the "chink drama" about this but after playing the story they're 80% right and the boycott is justified.
>>566706991They should make it available but only if you’re playing manually
>>566711363>I used to laugh and mock the "chink drama">but they're right And ching chong nip nog day to you, young lady
>>566701009How did Merel x Rhiannon even come to be?
>>566711678You'll get it too when you play the 3.7 story, < HEAVY 3.7 SPOILERS > Merel's death was so blatantly gratuitous it's disgusting, and nothing in the story besides Vertin reaching Rhiannon would change if she hadn't died. It's super clear to the player that she was sacrificed for a meta reason and a not a real one, and it's the most insulting thing I've seen in this game so far, far beyond powercreep or any other bad decisions they've made in the past.>And ching chong nip nog day to you, young ladyI called them chinks and inhuman but I'm one too? Get Zhou's cock out of your mouth.>>566711865Why would anyone into selfcest need valid reasons lol.
>>566711865You wouldn’t fuck a hotter version of yourself?
>>566711363>>566712075Why doesnt voyager just fly to the invasion and wipe out all the manus?
>>566712075I'm going by spoilers alone, anon. She might as well be new character. Does it make the setup somehow better? Does it make it worse? I'm not invested enough in Merel to care. We see if 3.7 story actually changes that.>I called them chinks and inhuman but I'm one too?The beasts all over the shop. Soon you will be one of them too. It was a joke. I swear it was. I didn't mean it as an insult. I'm sorry. >inb4 are you so daft, that you cannot comprehend some people actually liked MerelWell now her death is tradegy. And she had more setup than Schneider. Win-win. Right? Right?
>>566704186>>5667056363.6 introduced a new mode you get your reveries currency from which wants 3 different teams but since plantpromptus hard-capped in attacks your not really gonna do as much as other teams that do lots of attacks like dynamo/bloodtithe/lingering glow
>>566712514She's busy playing Musae's Arcade!
>>566711363Sorry but the market trend is actually to market the character that you're selling rather than the one who's dead
Merel is the girl who frequently got put into the creey room in vertin class, we know that for a while already. Why are you fags acting like it's actually a new thing?
I sure wish there a /1999cn/ so I don’t have to be spoiled by assholes
>>566711363>boycott is justifiedMake sure to add that to your xitter handle, sweetie, I'm sure you'll take down BP any day now
>>566713063>Does it make the setup somehow better? Does it make it worse?Neither, it doesn't change anything. Her death is nothing but a vehicle for Vertin to engage in an action she could have done without her death, it feels like it's just there to make you care for the new unit.>I'm not invested enough in Merel to careNeither was I. I thought she was cute, and that she turning into a crab was kinda funny, but besides that I didn't care one way or the other and even now I still wouldn't have pulled for her banner until I saw the 4.0 unit. The issues aren't just that Zhou denied merelfags with the unit they ~deserved~ but how this happened, why it happened, and that Bluepoch lied about it brazenly and unapologetically.>Well now her death is tradegyThat's also a problem, it "isn't", in that if a player was going into 3.7 fully blind, no trailer no spoilers and somehow so unperceptive that they don't even suspect Rhiannon is Merel but not really, her death would be completely out of the blue and pointless, it isn't be a "NOOOOOOO" moment with like Schneider or even Dora (at least for me), it's a "Haha what?".>>566713421I'm torn about this, but I'll explain. One one hand, I like Rhiannon's design, I think she's cute and owls are my favorite animal, but on the other hand the story makes it very clear this is the 1930s, then Vertin follows Merel's golden thread into a tiny little hovel where Rhiannon lives, and she looks like a fantasy character that isn't even remotely trying to appear from the era they just told she is from, and it's not like it's some place like Aperion somewhat stuck in time so to speak. It's just this girl dressed like this for no logical reason. She sticks out like a sore thumb in a way no other character has before. This was one of the major complaints from the chinks and it's completely justified. Imagine if Windsong was introduced in 1.8 looking like her 3.1 garment.
>>566714750You can just say Chinese you don’t need to use a racist slur for no reason
>>566713865You know you dont have to hover over spoiler bars right>>566714750>Imagine if Windsong was introduced in 1.8 looking like her 3.1 garmentYeah ok I get it now
>>566714273If people are dissatisfied with a product, they should vote with their wallets. If such a simple concept offends you, you're not mature enough to handle money and should ask your parents to do it for you.>>566714894>for no reasonBut I do have a reason, I'm prejudiced.>>566714945It's just jarring, and it gets compounded with the other issues surrounding the character.
>le vote with your wallet>I’m an intellectual racistShouldn’t you be getting mad at women on twitter?
>But I do have a reason, I'm prejudiced.
>>566714750Rhiannon is not from historical 1930 but some fantasy version of it. Merel is basically the plot device to make 4.x fantasy inspired and no I don't think this was a last minute change I think they planned this in advance. But if 4.x isn't fantasy inspired then I'll eat my words.
>>566714273>>566714894>>566715286you need go back
>>566715413It could be, although that wasn't my impression so far. I'll have to report back when I go through Rhiannon's story.>I think they planned this in advanceI'd hate it, but if you're correct then that does change things. It would also give them a convenient excuse not to tackle all the political turmoil leading into World War II, so maybe you are right.
found this masterpiece today
>>566708563>>566708856love them so much sisters
>>566716180Do we know the croc's name?
Zhou should've gone with WHA instead
>>566716249"baby" according to tuesday"motel" according to the foundation
>>566717819>Felicienne is forced to watch all this
So let's speculate a bit about 4.Xso at this point I believe there's enough material to believe that Philosophy and figures like Socrates and plato are important to the plot between the philosopher king and Ludwig being a philosophy teacher, the reason to do so, is because somehow philosophy rewrite your soul in a way that it let you escape the cycle of reincarnation which might somehow make you resistant to the storm? Is that how Igor and Lorentz are now able to resist the storm? Also we live in a hellish reality where pickles might have been foreshadowing all along
>>566721818And regarding ms.strangerat this point they made it obvious that Ms.Stranger was never Paulina but there's no way to explain the fuckery in 2.0 without having two paulinas, so at this point I think it's believable that the foundation somehow found the stormed Paulina and brainwashed her into being J sister, in a manner similar to what they did to Ms.Stranger?
>>566716395Would have preferred that visual novel hoax ngl>>566716823I meant like a proper name
>>566721818I suspect it might not be relevant to 4.X at all consider it focused on Brit folklore Not to be mean at all, but main plot actually drip fed through IV bag and I don't think it will become relevant until later parts.Also whatever Philosopher King actually is. I don't think it has anything to do with philosophy directly or Plato's ideas for that matter.
>>566722780https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaedo
More made up lesbianism, more cuckoldry, more and more mental illness with each passing day.Reverse: 1999
That’s not how you bump the thread silly
>>566726719All in your head
more real canon lesbians!
>instantly proving him right
>instantly making things up
>>566727182>>566727027yes
>>566727380that's exactly what HE wants, anon
>>566727380A sign of mental illness
I've heard this game is kind of heavy on literary references. is there a "required reading" list anywhere?
>>566727973Could you post any example?
canon girls kissing girls!
why'd you save this shit
>him
>>566728009>is there a "required reading" list anywhere?kind of!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KoA8vboCEDq2N6SWAtJZNePV_UcuKsCWsyxJ7nUoeZQ/edit?usp=sharing
>>566728386This is a general for Reverse: 1999 on the /vg/ (video game generals), not a general for autogynephilia on /lgbt/.
remember the good times...
>>566728542Then why are you acting like a faggot?
>>566728618Was never true
we love our transgender siblings here thoughever
>>566729261nobody says this
>>566729261No.
>>566729261Transgender? I use they/them pronouns, you freaking dumbass!
if you hate queerfolks you hate reverse 1999
>>566729261we ALL say this
>using unironic tumblr/leddit speechIt's so over for 4chan.
>>566729936snowflake
I'm non-buynary
Don’t forget the spenderfluids!
I'm spenderfluid...
>spenderfluids ittNyooo, what about the boycott?
I prefer girlcott
I'm a straight, married man and I play this game with my wife.
no cares nerds
what are our rolling plan from now until 3.7?Are you getting Lorentz or just using Rhiannon?Ramona for the poison renaissance?Marcus's boyfriend?Merel(irish)?Ms Grace?
>>566732283Can I talk to your wife?
>>566732723She doesn't talk to faggots.
my wife left me after her visit to the therapist in Vienna
>>566729626>hateI do. But I would fuck Medicine Pocket tho
>>566732806You don't talk? Doesn't sound like a happy marriage
>>566732817You're welcome.
My wife actually went to Vienna recently...
>>566732678>save for Enigma>maybe do a 10 pull on the other shits>don't care much about the game either way at this point
the entirety of /1999/ running a clitty train on her >>566732283 wife
>>566721818>Pickles>PhilosophyDoes he ACTUALLY have anything more other than talking shit about his fellow dogs for being "simple"?
>>566732906Why did you think he'd be shitposting 24/7 here?
>>566733372Men don't have "clitties".
>>566733685That's not what my mother told me.
>>566732678skip PHskip Chengp1 Lorentzp1 Ramonap1 EnigmaNo pulls in 3.7 at all
>>566733617She's next to me and laughing at your mental illness.
>>566733845ask her if she's excited for the clitty train
>>566732678got p0 PHskipping chenggetting lorentz, think furthest im gonna get is p1 since I can get her p2 from 3.7 portrait thingdumping rest of rolls onto ramonaskipping atomic heart collabgetting p0 enigmaprobably do 200 rolls on merel v2
>>566734071She asks why you're doing this shit instead of seeking treatment.
Don't feed the troll you retarded newfags
>Now larping to have a wifeI guess we can just call dakis anything now
>>566734223It's not like we haven't seen him samefag his own posts. Just click the buttons and it'll sort itself out at some point.
Being mentally challenged isn't a requirement to play this game so you don't have to project so much.
as a devout muslim sister I actually have three wives
Shouldn't we be getting news this week or is it the next?
As a psychiatrist I am intimate with your wives
>>566736662I do wonder how she handles more degenerate desires from her clients. Not everyone is going to be a sexually frustrated housewife, some of them could be real sickos.
>>566734342>have a wife retarded enough to encourage you obsessing over some mongolian basket weaving forum>or larping with a dakiIdk which is worse honestly. Then again if they did marry someone who's this obsessed with calling others "mentally ill" then they definitely aren't the brightest broad out there.
we all playing ts
>>566737671>Comfort me, Vertin
>>566737671>CakaniaDisgusting larper
>>566737797it's in chinese with google translate overlay
>>566738016shouldnt it translate kakania to shitland then?
>>566737671pls post when it gets en tl>>566738650that's not chinese
>>566738650The actual german word is Kakanien and auto-translate doesn't usually pick up literary references. Plus kaka/caca meaning shit by itself isn't a "formal" definition but a largely informal one so again isn't considered by translation tools.
Kakania euphoria when
>>566739843I can give Kakania euphoria if you know what I mean
This is how I think a scientology speedrun would go in r1999
>>566739843Watch her become plantpromptu or something.
>>566739843When she finds another wife that needs her help
>>566739947GOOD
Scheißland
>>566739947the slot of a fan favorite with an euphoria being the core of a team is already taken by Tooth Fairy and Anal's days are counted. By all means she should join the Poison team, make use of her genesis damage ffs
>>566739947I am killing John if that happens.>>566739843Please Zhou make her a Merel sidegrade. I don't even care I pulled for her, I want to play with both her and Isolde in one team.
Kakania euphoria is coming in the tinder collab and she gets buffs based on your matches
every day, it's office snex
>>566742114Ms. Lorentz is getting too touchy with Eagle...
destiny guard our girls
sisters do you like my unique UI
>>566746701I'm still using the manus one.
>>566746769*smooch**smoooooch*
>>566722780>>566723179https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timaeus_(dialogue)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananke
>everytime a new meta character comes out shes bis for LYwhy arent you playing the most fun team?
>>566748557Because I don't want to spend 3 hours watching all the FuAs.
>>566748557"Fun"
Heron's story was p. nice. At least one good thing from this patch.Why's the mule immortal tho?
>>566750378Yes.
Will my dick become immortal if I polish it for long enough?
>>566751301Only one way to find out baby. Always glad to provide... a hand. Don't be shy.
6 love
>kicked out of bloodtithe>cant be in LG with her girlfriendwhy is Sentinel here? just to suffer?
>>566754754she has no girlfriend
>>566754754she'll always stay in my BT team!>>566754825kys MarshaMerel shipper
kiss your shipper?
>>566754971>kysKiss your Sentinel (how it's meant to be)
>>566754754She's there to support Agnés when she's added in 4.1.
>>566755213waah!! too cute!
>>566754754Dogshit design, dogshit boring kit, dogshit numbers.
>>566755213ugly man hands
>>566755670War... war changes hands....
>>566754754maybe if they give her a new non-slutty garment
37 is the oldest 6* unit that STILL doesn't have a Euphoria right?
>>566758959Technically yes. 2nd oldest is Windsong, then Kakania, then J.
>>566758959Yes, after her it'sWindsong - 1.7Kakania - 1.9J - 2.0Lopera - 2.2Flutterpage - 2.3Recoleta and Nautika are the 2 newest character with one
>>566758959she doesn't need one
>>566759963Nautika didn't either and guess what happened.
>>566760027that's just because the VA slept with Zhou
>>566759302>>566759613>1.4 unit>Then 1.7What ARE they planning with her actually.
>>566759613>>566760586Windsong is 1.8 dementiasisters. Both 1.7 characters (Isolde and Marcus) already have Euphorias and are core, currently irreplaceable units in their teams.
>>566760805>Windsong then KakaniaI can't believe there was a storm and switched both 1.7 and 1.8.
>>566760027Limited privilege. If only they didn't do it and came up with something actually unique for her.
>>566760586>>566760938since they printed lorentz I can see windsong euphoria adding alot of precast skill 1's when her ult starts
>>566761407They make her impromptu.
>>566763916Fuck off, beggar, we're full.
>>566764145>beggar *pauper >we're fullOh no. You WILL BE full. After I'm done with you.
>>566763916>windsong euphoria changed so impromptu damage converts entirely into windsong>new meta is stacking 50+ impromptu and then popping windsong ult to do 100m damage
I want to buy some of the new garments but no one is hiring...
Windsong will be part of new [Funding] archetype which permanently reduces your clear drops whenever you cast her ult
>>566765015>mfw I cause an underflow error
I want Windsong to be the first in the Freeze archetype. I've been waiting too damn long.
>>566766163Freeze is in the same place as Petrify. PermaCC-ing bosses cannot become viable due to muh balance reasons.
What if there was a skip archetype that is mediocre but has 10x faster animations than other teams
>>566766306Simple then, for targets immune to the freezing, make it increase penetration rate to them!
>>566766306Petrify at least has 6* character. Meanwhile Freeze has..... Uhh... Ms. Moissan? I guess they can always make her 6* ALT.
>>566766306We have 2 different superpoisons that count as poison for abilities that scale off of it. Add a minifreeze that doesn't prevent acting but can be applied to bosses and counts as freeze for abilities that scale off of it.
can Lorentz print bunnies?
>>566760586New archetype with Sophiaanything else will be shit
wheres the archetype that empowers itself by spending my sharopodonties that i am never using as a resource
>>566768483max out every character in your suitcase, including low rarities, right fucking now and stop complaining
>>566768483imagine if a new newbabel euphoria would let her throw my hundreds of million of babelcoins
>>566768483>wheres the archetype that empowers itself by spending my sharopodontiesThey're too busy running the Pax House and inciting the Foundation to war.
>>566732678>lorentz butterfly p0>ramona p0>enigma p0>rhiannon skip>ms. stranger skip>making cheng p1 in the portray selectorsimple as
>>566769304remember that thanks to atomic heart collab you can pick lorentz and ramona in free portrait selector as well
>>566768483buy some flying handbags from Eternity
>>566732678Lorebu P5Rhiannon P5P0 the rest
>>566768616Oliver Fog is not getting a single cent out of me
>>566769989oh yeah lol. lorentz' p0 really doesn't seem all that clunky to me though, and cheng is hotter
>>566769989oh wow, really?
>>566770647I believe thats how it worked with AC
>>566770647Assuming that the AH collab comes before 3.7, yes. Due to the AC collab coming before 2.8 we got 1 extra patch worth of the 3-patch wait for new standard characters to choose from in the selector compared to CN.
if we are forced to do 6 weeks of AH before 3.7 I am going to quit for 6 weeks
>>566770647No, we've not received any information about it. It might have a selector but I doubt it and I do suspect that it'd be a half patch like 3.6
>>566770868I can't believe they'd delay the 3rd anniversary patch to the 3rd anniversary...
>>566770647same thing happened with AC collab, CN didnt get recoleta/aleph in the portrait selector while global did
>>566768449>SophiaNever ever happening. At best you will get a stormed version of her and you will thank Zhou for it.
ITZ happening
I'm happening
>>566773064>Never happeningThere's a better chance of it happening more than ever since she's not the only one in charge of Manus' bullshit. Probably would get ousted for not being devoted enough.God I wish Animus was still alive.
>>566773510>a better chance>a chanceNo, never ever.
>>566773695what kind of autism is this?
>>566773695I shall remember you faithless one.
What's really, actually really never ever happening despite constant cope is "RAZOR" Captain because it's not a character
>>566773758>>566773795You will pay for your hubris in the worst way possible, just like the merel fans.>>566773974No one has ever asked him for real though, it's just a meme.
>>566774146>just like the merel fans.Merel fans don't exist. Maybe Guard fans but that's another character altogether.
>>566774515Cope all you want, you'll still never get playable Sofia.
>>566773296we want som cheeky gitz for sum WAAAAGH 6*s!
>>566773974>Razor gets killed by Manus>Dying words are for Vertin to look after his daughter >Razor Jr joins the Suitcase
>I want playable this>I want playable that>COPE COPE COPE YOU'RE NEVER GETTING IT!!!!why are y'all girls like this
meant to be
this is why 37 isn't euphoric
>>566774773If she's comically small in big armor, I approve
>>566774904Currently hatless.
Maybe girls really shouldn't kiss girls
Girls should kiss horrors beyond human comprehension preferably those with prehensile tentacles
Smart girls should kiss dumb girls
>>566776398Sad News: Sonetto and Matilda will never get together
>>566770392why not? he’s cute
>>566776481Matilda is smart though
>>566776398>>566776634That's why Matilda x Schneider is the true underground hood winner
>>566774773>>Razor gets killed by Manus>Dying words are for Vertin to look after his daughter>Vertin becomes playable
>>566776558just dont care for himthe same goes for Darley Clatter, Sputnik, Pioneer, Nick Bottom, Click, Diggers, Horrorpedia, Kanjira, Avgust, Brimley, Alexios, Name Day, X, Druvis III, A Knight, Getian, Ezio, and Nautika
>>566779248What kind of "cultivation" is this?
>>566779319physical cultivation
>>566779319the american kind
>>566779248Chest too big
I wish Vertin(me) had big tits
that's heresy and shit taste
>>566776990Holy shit taste
Vertin's chest will continue to develop (thanks to Sonetto's nightly massages) and we hope you'll all continue to support us along this journey.
I wish Vertin had glasses
I wish Vertin had happiness.
Vertin is almost perfect it's so sad she's British
sod off slag
Imagine Sonetto but good
>>566785984They tried like 3 different iterations. You can't make gingers good.
Imagine reverse 1999 but good
>>566786158This ginger's pretty good.
>>566787141actually shes red-haired instead
>>566787141What's her name again?
>>566787506Coca-cola
>>566787506Barcelona!
Say it with meBARCAROLA!
>>566789564Toyota Corolla?
>>566790276why are there two Dakotas anyway
>>566712075Womp womp
>>566742114
>>566792182giwtwm
>>566792182The Foundation have a serious problem of older women grooming little girls
Grooming? In the Foundation? Those are just baseless rumors.
just don't look at Laplace
I did it, sisters. She'll have sex with me now, right?
>>566795320No one's having sex in the suitcase while Matilda's around
>>566796391Very smart of her to petition Madame Z to have Team Timekeeper issued a separate transdimensional duffel bag designed exclusively for conjugal activities.
how come UK and Australia have suitcase representation and not my country (Canada)?
>>566797308as another (eh)non should we have a satirized whisky war appear in the game?
>>566797572no, we need a chapter set during the FLQ crisis
>>566797651honestly yeah, french arcanists not from france would be greatparts of africa sobbing in the corner
>>566797308Your Shamane?
>>566798321You made this joke last time, anon. Still funny
There is no reason we can’t catch up to cn version
4.0 poster when
>>566806249we already reached the eos time..
>>566806249got to wait until 1-2 weeks after ms graces rateup first sis
Will 4.0 be chapter 14 or side story? Isn’t the teaser about 37?
>>566809080We don't know, but it's a 3 week patch and it would be pretty lame for chapter 14 to be half the rest of the game And no the teaser was about some ancient city, the ARG was about the blank era too so most likely it will be about the blank era
>>566809210Playable loli arcana…
Is british mythology even interesting
>>566816006Think FGO
>>566817923A Knight is powered by sex?
>>566818552No but Merel/Rhiannon is.
>>566818697i could beat you up right here and now
>>566818921Do it cunt
>>566819018stupid git
>>566819432Rh*annon must go through an equal amount of suffering Merel did
What if Rhianna dies in 4.7 and then we get another version of her
>>566819798Only if her self confidence and pathetic-ness is back to her original
>>566820141She will be Romanian next time
I guessed CN would have calmed down by now but they’re still just as mad as the reveal
>>566821268women amirite guys
So how did Heron's mule become immortal?
>>566826821Thinking smart thoughts basically
>>566828823
what killed the hype?
>>566833291Pickles
>>566833291the dialectical opposition that good taste and the capitalist needs of a live service game have to each other
>>566833291flat chested women
How can eziolets play the game? They don't have ez skip for bosses
>>566833542Buy an account with ezio
>>566833542what ez skip?
>>566833542roll for Nutty in 3.7
>>566833542Nobody uses Ezio
>>566833565He can skip all the animations for the current event boss
>>566833291>one bland character after another>no soul anymore
>>566833542>>566834182Impressive, very niceI skipped Ezio for Molly
>>566833542new players can enjoy skipping every fight that isnt endgame with a knight!>>566834182beryl can do it too
>>566836394ezio can skip endgame fights AND is meta in raidsezio just MOGS every single other male in the game (and the face of Poison)
>>566836351>I skipped Ezio for MollyWhat is the name for this disorder?
>>566836351based
>>566836351What were they thinking with this campaign end's boss? It just folds instantly and only lasts 2 turns because of the forced transition.At least before all those bosses lasted for a few turns and got to do something,
>>566833653Ezio can one round the 3.4 boss and skip the immortality phase
>>566818697so is this and the cheek-pinching scene like some special login screen or what?
>>566838787basically a higher-quality version of the unique interaction animation limited/unique garment characters have, she gets a 3d animation with interactions (3.7 spoilers) https://youtu.be/IiDkwyKQA6U?t=38
>>566840005>we want the waifu audience
Rhiannon is my waifu
in a few years arcana will become playable and we'll get a 3d lobby breast goop massage scene with her
in a few years this game won't exist anymore
in a few y
We're not even making it to a fourth anni
happens when you betray your playerbase and start pandering to retards
or maybe the playerbase were retards all along
