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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Gentildonna!
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we will finish last thread later
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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jannys gonna freak
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>>566543518

1st (o) Curren chan pace / no.1 fav

2nd (o) Smart Falcon front / no.18 fav

3rd (o) Nice Nature late / no. 3 fav
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LOVEY DOVEY SEX WITH PALMER
LOVEY DOVEY MARRIAGE SEX AND BABY MAKING WITH LUNA
sex with gentle wife
sex with cheva boy
LOVEY DOVEY MARRIAGE SEX WITH CB
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I love my beautiful wife, Tachyon
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bad mood doesn't stop her from conquering two different distances
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>>566543880
OH NO NO NO FALCOBROS?
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>>566543279
2nd works for me, congrats to falco
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>>566543880
know your place Dumb Pidgeon
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as long as my Mayano beats the Narita Brians I consider this long a win
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Gap Journey.
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my girl didn't come last even though she was playing with the S rank horses, I'm satisfied with that.
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>>566544021
Kitasan Black is your winner for this week's long race!

Dirt Mile is starting in 5 minutes!
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>>566544280
+20% stud fee
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>>566543850
The strongest mare and my wife.
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>>566544153
>>566544280
sorry mayabro
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>>566544280
that radiant star proc is too perfect, just get lucky
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>>566544280
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In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sj
https://jiggie.fun/Qfz_Sj

Picture unrelated.
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Since we already have a weekly MARVELOUS DAHBY. We really need to have a betting that revolves around MARVELOUS DAAAHBY
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>>566544593
>We really need to have a betting that revolves around MARVELOUS DAAAHBY
no we dont
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What is the point of life if you will never have the feel of an uma wrapping her legs around you and leglocking you?
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>>566544593
imagine the thread if we also were polymarket degens
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>>566544616
It doesn't need to be real money and just a virtual one
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>>566544280
The last race of this week, the dirt race is starting!
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>>566544234
With my baby, from my sperm, deep down inside your
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>>566544618
obviously its to collect fanart and doujin of said leglocking and nakadashi. if only there was a way to encourage more lewd art
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>>566543880
sorry, falcon was 18th place actually
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>3 FALCOS
RIGGED
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MOST DISGUSTING PODIUM I'VE EVER SEEN
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THE FALCO MAFIA
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HOEH
HOEH
HOEH
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i dont care for your dirty VIDEO GAME DISCUSSIONS
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what do you even call a herd of falcos
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MINNNAAAMINNMINAAAAAAAA
HOEH ARIGATOU
>HOEH ARIGATOU
HOEH ARIGATOU
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>>566544784
BIRDS

And with that, this week's Marvelous Sunday Derby is over!
Thanks for playing everyone, stay safe and have a MARVELOUS week!
See you next time!

also if anyone has the hakuraku thingies for all the races, please do post them, I do not know how to do it
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u mad lol
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Naisu gaimu falcobros. We all won this time
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>>566545170
God Falco is so dirty she had to get the entire podium for a dirt race
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HOEEEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>566545170
another 2nd works great for me, thanks for hosting marvelous anon, happy weekend
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>>566545206
IT IS OUEN SHE DOES NOT SAY HOEH SHE SAYS OUEN ARIGATOU AS IN THANK YOU FOR YOUR CHEERS
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>>566545170
>podiumed once
I'll take it
Thank you as always for hosting these!
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>>566545170
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/7rcAOE_Dvbw
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You people lied to me. End Digitan SUCKS
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>>566545358
I told you that from the beginning

well, not actually. I just said that she's a whale option that isn't likely to offer any benefit over late unless you can field really good cards and guarantee a certain statline
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>>566545170
Thank you for hosting! Hope you have a MAAAHVELOUS week!
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it wasnt a parent run but sure I'll take it
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>>566545170
Thanks for hosting
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Good morning bros
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>>566545591
good morning cafebwo
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Digitan LOVE
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>>566545140
me on the right
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Reminder to never trust an Uma, no matter the personality. Even the timid ones are ruthless and will not only rape, but forcefully marry you, taking EVERYTHING you once valued!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9vyPY-6ptc
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>keep experiencing microaggressons from him
one more time and I'm leaking all your shit
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>>566545591
Good morning bwo
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someone should leak their club
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>>566545170
haku replays for datafags

Sprint
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0j5wrNcJ2aw29j9iEJr6i566

Mile
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3NBsGFRSHH7YxOB_UDVDG-zC

Medium
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HrDbC8tN-tJydq8YkOE-u0s6

Long
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KqGEaYvDxEsIxZqJMTC0-0No

Dirt - Mile
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wMcy4e0_dUMSsyEfFuP5l1JJ
>Died
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What to do with clovers? buy clocks?
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How come nobody ever posts tsurumaru tsuyoshi
don't you like cripple girls
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>>566545591
I feel like I've only ever see you post good evening. Good morning bwo
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>>566545907
Microagress this, fuck you faggot
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>>566545140
a fuck, i mean a flock of falcos
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Nishino LOVE
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>>566545664
Good morning Ricebro

>>566545908
Good morning Teiobro
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>>566545907
I don't think about you at all
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>>566544852
Tacuteyon
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>>566546042
bro...
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>>566545879
Biko would never do those things, she's a hero!
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>>566545951
I really like the duel for the lead in the med CM, the swap back and forth got me by the balls.
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>>566546007
Because it's night time from where I am
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>>566546098
then you wouldn't have done it in the first place
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>>566546042
>when anon gets doxxed
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>>566546138
Did not mean to reply
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>>566546180
NO ONE OR ANYTHING IS SAFE from the evil natures of a female creature! Even Biko can and will turn against you on a whim, and there is nothing you can do to stop her, because Uma are STRONK!
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>>566546257
I look like this
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>>566545697
literally no other musume is as cute as Digitan in a maid outfit
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wrap it up /uma/
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>>566546417
i'll take a rice shower to go
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>>566546417
>use protection
Never.
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>>566546417
done!
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>>566546803
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>>566546803
>tfw will never have an umagf that wraps a little bow in her hair for your birthday saying she's your present
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>>566546881
this is a cruel world
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>>566545697
*fixes your trainee*
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>>566546803
silly luna
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>>566547156
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Digitan apathy
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Horsetory fans, or anybody, you need to read about this critter. Sergeant Reckless might just be the most movie worthy horse after Secretariat. And if you read the wiki, keep Fallout New Vegas in mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant_Reckless
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>>566547335
I want to get kidnapped and fuck that horse in her family home...

WAIT I MEAN ESH
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>>566546180
And who gets to decide who the bad guys are? That's right, it's Biko. Prepare to get "befriended."
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Can someone please explain why Cygames hasn't made a single uma for heterosexual male players? It feels weird that they cater exclusively to homosexual women by making all umas gay
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>>566547156
digitan is hotter as a flatty
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>>566547549
I REJECT MY UMANITY
I LOVE NINGEN WOMEN NOW
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>>566547549
I'm into black hair but for some reason Riko just really doesnt do it for me. Maybe because it's too wavy?
Aoi however.... now that's a ningen wife
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>>566547156
Sir, another shortstack has hit the thread
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>>566547549
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>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
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>>566547335
eishin it back after killing some bratwurst and lager to show these youngins how racing is supposed to be done
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>>566547549
sex with ningen
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>>566547769
are you going to update this after Palmer's banner with a different couple kissing or just post the same pic?
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if i hosted a room for mutually assured doxx (including myself)
would you guys join
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>a cute potential umawaifu
>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual way
I really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
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>>566545967
anyone pls..
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>>566547910
I have nothing to hide
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>>566547910
I've already been doxxed twice what difference does a third time make
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Happy Mother's Day /uma/
Remember to love your mother today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
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>>566547910
>enter this race
>suddenly everyone is doxxed and a thread celeb and life is ruined
>enter a conversation with all of the anons
>none of them did it
>must have been a third party
>and it was ME
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>>566547469
Can someone please answer? /uma/ sees like by far the most unhelpful general.
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>>566548221
Doto would DEFINITELY do this.
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Anon? I don't seen Ines Fujin in your account. What's going on?
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how make good nishino parent
do i just throw taiki+NY opera as a grandparent?
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gyaru wife has arrived
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>>566547910
I don't mind tbdes I just like joining rooms even more than CM itself
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>>566548346
i don't play frontslop
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I want to die
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>>566548346
I would have pulled if she weren't a dyke
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>>566548543
oh shit, is it time for me to create my aces for open?
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200 clocks doko?
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REGISTER YOUR THREE (3) ACES NOW
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guess it wasn't meant to be
rest in piss, palmer
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>>566547790
Maid Creek...
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Why is her unique on fall guys
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I'm so fucking tired of the ryanwank. if they wanted her to be popular, why did cygays make her so ugly?
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why does goldship song keep coming up after i log back in
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>>566548346
>minor spelling error
I'm gonna kill myself
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>>566548681
going to HUG that jewish uma
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>>566548612
tranny art is so fucking ugly
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post pregumas for mother's day
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>>566548751
GOLSHI SHI!
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Time for some nappers and eepers
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>Fuku/Rice banner
for what purpose
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>>566548738
ryan is so ugly, who would even put attention on her lol
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i did 2 ten pulls
nothing
ergo i wont continue
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don't do it
if you roll for palmer you will be forced to roll for zoomer horse later too
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>>566548939
power rice is a good card
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you aren't palmer...
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>>566549023
this picture is so sex
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>512 club rank
>do a mant run with 1m fans
>521 club rank
the new sweepy was a mistake. Cygames please banwave NOW
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she can be sexy?
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>>566548904
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7 and I pull for Palmer
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7 and i do just one pull
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>>566549237
based
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>>566549023
3somes with gals
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>>566549103
autis/uma/ bwo...A is comfy...
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>>566549237
Post it
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https://files.catbox.moe/g5f0c1.jpg
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>two rice showers which i already have mlb'd instead of two shiraokis to get her to 3LB
cygames are full of niggers
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last number decides how many rolls
if 0 then I do 10 and then roll agin
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That's not a gyaru
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>1 paid roll
>nothing
>cheeky 10 roll
>
OH FUCK
PRAY FOR ME
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>Grok generate me the ugliest image imaginable
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>>566548939
The way too late rerun banners probably suckered a lot of people in the original JP version.

>>566549023
Do I have to roll for Plamer if I want to roll for the zoomer later?
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I love Rice
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>>566549237 (me)
fugg
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>>566549103
i put out 3 million fans earlier today and it kept going up for me too c bwo...
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>>566549426
congrats on the finemo
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>>566549426
TEIO SDEBBU DA
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>>566548939
they do this every scenario. Tachyon gets a rerun near the end of Gl, Ramonu end of GM etc etc
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>>566549103
surely people arent actually falling for the new sweepy right
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>>566549426
spechud
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>>566549426
SPECHUD
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>>566549396
Every time Helios opens her mouth, I feel myself die inside a little more
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i wanna gobble Jordan's burger pocket...
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>double spark
<< It's time. >>
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>>566549423
That very far from a gyaru
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damage report /uma/?
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WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THERE WERE SPECHUD SHARTS IN THE SHOP I WASTED TWO WEEKS OF LEGEND RACES
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>>566549747
-50 carats
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why did i even bring this dogshit card
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>>566549521
>>566549590
>>566549632
>>566549636
nyooo...
YAY
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>my sunshine
AIEEEEEEEEEE HETBROS WE LOST
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>>566549824
No one bounces like this
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>>566549870
Should have cleated her.
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>>566549747
>McQueen alt followed by Spe
I'm at 140 and thinkin' I am going the distance.
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>>566549876
well. it could be worse, I guess. could've been fantasy wonder or like... wedding groove lol
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>>566549876
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It's that easy
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guts meta any day now
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isn't it just better to wait for this banner bwos
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>>566549876
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>>566549884
god i want to punch that zoomer's dumb face
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>>566549870
You're not training guts with that deck anyways
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>>566549824
>https://files.catbox.moe/g5f0c1.jpg
People here mentioned it here a few times, otherwise I would have missed them. Enjoy your purchase or I'm very sorry for your loss.
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>>566550067
I already have gold city and I don't care for helios or whoreden
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>>566550067
some people want their gyaru now, not in half a year
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>>566549747
1 tenner.
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>>566550008
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>>566550067
I don't care about Helios and I already have Jordan. I'd like Gold City but nah I want Palmer NOW
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>>566549980
Nevermind the director delivered this + a Kawakami
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ummmmm....any palmer roller?
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WAHEY
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>Intermediate
>the three horse girls of the apocalypse
>Advanced
>two flatties with glass bones and a fat racist
What did they mean by this?
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>>566550149
...................
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>>566550008
Mejiro Other
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>>566550067
I want gyarus so yeah I'll probably wait
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>>566550253
sup. I haven't done a career in over 2 months but I came back just to roll for her. might start playing again with grand live, might not.
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ToT
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>>566549824
>>566513751
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>dont plan on rolling for an uma until Mr CB
This is going to be a long drought period....
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>>566550304
>https://files.catbox.moe/g5f0c1.jpg
What?
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>>566547910
host it pussy
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>>566550113
i unironically can't hit 601 guts
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>>566550223
palmer...
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>>566549023
I only ever considered pulling because I knew I would be pulling for Helios when her banner was up. And as much as I would love to see what I could do running them as double runaway, I don't think I have the patience or the deck to do it.
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>gro you should pull ayabe that's 15 rb bwo save the gold sharts brochacho
MLB ayabe
never used, not even once. For the first time, I am a victim
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Palmer has the face of a man
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>>566550536
She's a good sister and doesn't want a mejiro to die a virgin
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>got medium and groundwork inspiration
>lose all 5 clocks to flower in oka sho
bricked run
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more like mejiro facePALMER LOL
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>>566550505
601 guts should be doable just from race spamming and manuals.
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>>566550612
Bwo we haven't gotten to mile cm yet
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GO CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!
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>>566550612
not like it matters. gold shards are worthless after ayabe. there aren't any srs that are competitive enough to care about
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>got the notification that CM is starting
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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>>566550108
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>>566550505
Then look out for turns when all cards somehow end up in guts training and/or buy one guts ankle
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>>566550612
You're going to use it in the sprint and mile CMs
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anyone club still recruiting?
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>>566550624
Anyone has the face of a man against your lowtest face
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>>566550612
>save the gold sharts brochacho
Said no one ever, not even Rednu or VF.
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>street uma racing
is this legal?
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I only got one copy of Ayabe from the free pulls
fuck my lucklet life
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>>566550923
Thats 1 more copy than I got
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WRONG FUCKING MEJIRO CYGAMES WHAT THE FUCK
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>>566550923
I got none of either card and noped the fuck out of that banner. Haven't made A finals since.
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SINGLE AYABE TO USE MY SHARTS ON WHAT THE FUCK
>t. skipped NTR, last 200 pulls on support was on CB
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>>566550739
>>566550865
Why do I get the feeling you guys are trying to brick me into wasting my gold sharts?

>>566550965
I lied anyway since I got her on a paid daily pull it was just during the time we got free pulls
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ok i guess, when do I use her, is she better than Kitasan/V Bourbon for longs?
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>>566550991
That's an actual wife (stallion)
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200 on the cheerleaders + 150 on the Palmster really expanded my 5* roster. King and Urara are pretty close too.
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>>566550991
EXPLODE
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>>566551080
I got my first copy of ayabe with my CB pulls. dumped my 3 gold crystals into her
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>>566550612
wasted 30 pulls on the NTR banner before being like
>wait a minute.... I'm not a gutsmaxxing retard
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>>566551140
You user her in tandem with Kita
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>based
>slangmaxxing
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>>566550991
>marked
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>>566550991
At least it wasn't the McQueen alt
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>>566551248
that's me
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>>566551289
Pls be in mambo
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>>566551086
well okay it's not a hard and fast rule. it's more like, if you have windy, king, sweep, cafe, tachyon, and marvelous at MLB there's nothing else worth using them on in the future.
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>>566550815
Sorry you like men gaybro
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>>566550991
You got a better Mejiro desu
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>>566550904
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>>566551086
>Why do I get the feeling you guys are trying to brick me into wasting my gold sharts?
Geniuinely no idea. What other SR card will people who had gold crystals available for Ayabe ever want to use? I can't name a single one.
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>>566549023
good, because I've wanted Helios since day one
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>add riko for stam gain while getting energy
>still no dates unlocked in senior year
i regret bringing her
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>>566551227
Cringe tl
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>>566551325
the only thing in me is my /uma/ bf
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>>566550242
>+ a Kawakami
based director
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>not having a 3* guts 2* pink parent to easily reach 600 guts
NGMI
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>>566550505
Are you not buying Guts books or something? Your deck is kind of similar to mine and I can get 600 Guts everytime even without a Guts card
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>>566550739
>>566551369
There's SR Pasa
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>>566551369
SR Seiun Sky
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>>566550810
i think honsefun has a spot
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You just know Palmer has hairy armpits
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will Fuku speed still be used in the next scenario?
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>>566551335
>if you have windy, king, sweep, cafe, tachyon, and marvelous at MLB
No Flower power?
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A lot of you guys have really amazingly bad taste.
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Whichever sloptuber recommended rolling on the Riko/Rice banner is the only one I will listen to from now on
Feeling the pain from not being able to borrow them both
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>>566551557
I'm already sold anon you don't have to convince me
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not me
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>>566551158
Agnes is my only one so far.
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>>566551227
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Umazing
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sex with annoying zoomettes
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475146789657 need some club please
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>>566551607
that was the first banner I rolled to spark on. somehow got rice to mlb and riko to 2lb on just one spark. that ruined my expectations for future support banners, because it was over twice as lucky as the actual odds would indicate.
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>>566551642
>Agnes
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>>566550612
>We're not using her cause it's a Long CM bwo Gutsmaxxing will be good for Mediums, Miles and Sprints
>We're not using her cause it's a Medium CM gwo Gutsmaxxing will be good for Miles and Sprints
>We're not using her cause it's a Mile CM vwo Gutsmaxxing will be good for Sprints
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>>566551227
while I personally consider it cringe, I consider it cute when helios and palmer say it
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>>566551457
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>>566551717
Sent ;)
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>>566551562
GL emphasizes racing less so she won't be as strong as she was in Aoharu / MANTBlazer. I already have her at MLB so I'll probably still use her a bit as a flex card.
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Stego cute.
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>>566551607
They all said that.
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>>566552002
witGOD didn't
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>>566551227
When does this dialogue happens?
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>>566551808
I lost to a Gutsmaxxed Golshi for CM13, but that's too high effort
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>>566552097
CM13 hasn't even started?
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>>566552180
Thats the joke
That said Guts is good for TT
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NOOOOO DON'T CORRUPT HER 67 GIRL
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>>566552180
>he isn't apart of the AP Testers group that gets CMs early
...
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>>566552250
I don't get the joke
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>>566552075
as long as i have a face, palmer has a seat
>>
6
7
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>>566552349
ur dumb
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>>566552075
>>566550536
>>566550223
>>566550008
SSSSSSSSEX
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i talk like this
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>>566552342
Are you the sweep poster that was hosting Mile rooms yesterday. I got enough umas to race now
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just remembered Open League is now upgraded to A+. Rise up my fellow shitters
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>>566552414
Wtf
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>>566552349
you are smart!
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>>566543768
I don't play anymore, but I had to roll for her.
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wahey
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>>566552250
Not really. You have one good gold skill on guts cards for scoring purposes and its late surger specific (The Bigger Picture)
but the issue with that is that you're competing with Mejiro Dober SSR, which also gives that gold skill and a potential 105 extra skill points.
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did they force the real palmer to run a fall guys course?
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dober impregnation
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>>566552687
yes, for a Japanese game show
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>>566552487
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Palmer sucked gave me a handjob in the locker room before running the Spring Tenno Sho
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do you think I could become popular with Helios-aged girls if I started talking like that
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>>566552568
I've been waiting for this!
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>>566552753
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>>566552753
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>>566552908
Yeppers
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man I love helios
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>>566552908
Not even zoomers talk like that, it's too exaggerated
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at this rate you may as well post all of that zoomer's dialogue
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>>566551227
>so based!
Helios is /our/girl?
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>>566552180
Sorry. I meant room match.
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>>566552908
She'll think you're a funny ossan for talking like her
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alright I dickpulled for palmer. now how do I build her and for what distances
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>>566552908
its over for you unc no cap
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wtf I'm in group B
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>>566552960
People say that Daiichi Ruby cucks Helios but there is no relationship in this game more fucked than Palmer having to accept her best friend is too fucking stupid to accept her advances
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>>566552908
too forced
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>>566553193
Maybe if you are brown you could believe that
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>>566553078
I HATE HELIOS
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im 35 and feel like im 18...
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>>566553159
lol
lmao
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>>566552960
imagine spending money to read shit like this
kek
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>>566553159
welcome to open league
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>>566552734
dober birth
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>>566553330
>he spent money
Savebros we winning
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>>566553159
HAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID ASS UMAGGER
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>>566553159
She will be builadable in Grand Livr
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>>566553159
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>>566551979
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>>566553159
wait 3 short months
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Mile CM
70761339
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>>566553620
Satssun is the perfect Stego I'm glad she didn't get Dicta or Almond Eye.
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What's the appeal of Palmer
>copies personality from Helios
>Bottom 2 Mejiro
>Ugly hairstyle
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>>566553159
She's actually unusable until GL and she's for medium/long.
Hope you like Open League if you wanna use her.
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helios is cute but she needs to avoid speaking
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>>566553159
>build her
neigha she is unusable until MANT is over. Do all of you just pull without thinking?
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>>566553750
huh? she's definitely above Ryan and Ramonu
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY CYGAMES HASN'T MADE A SINGLE UMA FOR HETEROSEXUAL MALE PLAYERS? IT FEELS WEIRD THAT THEY CATER EXCLUSIVELY TO HOMOSEXUAL WOMEN BY MAKING ALL UMA GAY
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>>566553159
Put her through a career with inspirations giving her aptitudes for whatever distance you want. Then enter her in races for that distance. If you lose, WHO CARES she had fun running because she likes running.
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I fucking hate these people, I hate them so fucking much
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>>566553858
Can you tell me why you haven't killed yourself?
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>>566553902
sorry, girlfriend weekend
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>>566552526
Glad to here it soldier
Then COME ON DOWNNN
42973081
TOKYO
1600M
NHK MILE HAI
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>>566553750
huh? she's only below Bright
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>>566553159
>didn't have any plans or ideas of how to make her usable before pulling
nigga
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cAn SoMeOnE pLeAsE eXpLaIn WhY cYgAmEs HaSn'T mAdE a SiNgLe UmA fOr HeTeRoSeXuAl MaLe PlAyErS? iT fEeLs WeIrD tHaT tHeY cAtEr ExClUsIvElY tO hOmOsExUaL wOmEn By MaKiNg AlL uMaS gAy
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>>566554041
laisu's burger...
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>>566553159
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Daring Heart.
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>>566547790
>>566548712
maid mommy
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>>566554158
This is Palmer
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Mejiro Ramonu = Mejiro Palmer = Mejiro Ardan = Mejiro Bright > Mejiro Dober = Mejiro Mcqueen > The irl mejiro horses > shit > your mom > Mejiro Ryan
Also gratuitous Helios butt
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This image needs more attention.
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so if palmer doesn't work right now which i assume is because of no runaway, are you unable to just use her as a regular front runner? because i don't like the strategy of making some front runners just ticking bombs for your other front runners
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>>566553968
HOLY SHIT DEIO SDEBBU ACTUALLY WENT OFF
Too bad Bobo's lead was too big...
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>>566554250
dont say that...
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>>566554241
No, it's Daring Heart.
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Don't respond to the yurischizo >566553858
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>>566553750
The best looking Mejiros are Ramonu, Dober, and Ardan.
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>>566554290
agree
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>>566554138
HOLY GAMMA
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>>566554250
zoomette cheeks...
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>>566554352
It's also the wrong thread
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>personality is being an accessory to a better uma
hard pass
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>>566553809
What's wrong with Ryan other than being ugly?
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>>566554158
This is Palmer if she sexo
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>>566554352
today? good thing is we will get more Tact content, I'm sure she will appear in Heart's story
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>>566554304
I mean she has a recovery unique and mile f, she's really bad for mant (like what the fuck were they thinking tier)
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>>566554158 >>566554352
This is a Sexy Grandma

>566554428
Don't you have a piggie or dox to bitch about you loser?
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I have Prego belly fetish and ums musume keeps delivering
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freckled umas...
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>>566553902
Me on the bottom.
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>>566554553
that blows, i still want her but banner schedule is tight, i'll probably just save until the rerun with helios
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>>566554304
She's decent enough as a regular front since she has gold PTO but don't rely on activating her unique because you can't drop below 2nd for the entire first half for her unique to work. The problem is her mile F aptitude
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>>566554643
Funny, I have a fetish of impregnating. We may have a goal in common
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>>566543690
This desuwa. You can audit the code anyway. Most sketchy thing is using the npm package steam-user.
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>>566553968
The Bourbon dominance continues...

Sankyu to the participants
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>>566543690
>>566554802
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>>566549631
I would put my balls in a bear trap for 8 minute mant runs
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>>566554704
>The problem is her mile F aptitude
first creek and cafe now palmer, i will never forgive cygames for mant
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there are 40 year old men that spent money to see an anime horse girl spout zoomer lingo
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Spe's mom is a female employee from New Zealand. She is not Uma, not Sunday Silence. Clearly she is a white woman.

>Furthermore, because of his obedience and intelligence, he was loved by people.

>At Hidaka Taiyo Ranch, he was entrusted to a female employee from New Zealand. The employee was so impressed by the foal's intelligence and docile nature that she doted on him to an extraordinary degree. However, her affection for the foal went too far, and whenever she took him to the stable, he would refuse to come out, disrupting the schedule for moving other horses. As a result, Mr. Hiroshi often had to warn her about it.

>Later, Special Week developed a strong trust in humans due to the unique environment and circumstances she faced.
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>>566555083
>her affection for the foal went too far
White women moment
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>>566555058
so
fucking
zased
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>>566554751
Boys cant get pregnant
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>>566555153
After cumming inside her for the 500th time trying to make a baby (she doesn't know I got a vasectomy)
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Say something nice about uma musume's sex symbol
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>>566555058
not me at least
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>>566555153
Ganbatte! *plap plap plap*
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>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be released
i should just kill myself
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>>566554810
sexo
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>>566555083
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>>566555387
What manner of witchcraft is this
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>>566553193
Why do people think Palmer wants to fuck Helios?

It's been like 5 years since Season 2 and 4 years since her JP release and everyone just accepted the fact that they were Besties. Now Global comes around and brings their Tumblr fantasies and thinks there needs to be yuri angst when Palmer literally states that all she wanted was a Best Friend.
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why is Marvelous Sunday so fucking crazy compared to other umas?
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>>566555387
why are they ghosts?
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>>566555387
Mejiro Ryan is beautiful and kind, and I want to ruffle her hair
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>>566555601
You're replying to a schizo
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>>566555149
no one does this
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>>566555608
Brain damage from almost dying
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>>566555601
I hate to use the word larp but what else could I describe someone who pretends to be a dedicated JP fan for performative reasons
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>>566555713
holy BASED
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>>566555360
I am 35 years old and I want to be mommied by Creek
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oh my god Ryan is so attractive
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>>566554810
Edo umas are the best
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>>566555815
I made this post
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>>566555761
"roleplayer" or "poser" would do, since LARPing only happens OFF the Internet
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>>566555863
this absolute CHAD gets it
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>>566555608
she's like 999999 years old
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Palmer could stop what she's doing, face the camera and say "I am a lesbian" and faggots will say that she's actually just looking for friends vro
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>>566555761
Just call them tourist, they hate that word
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>>566555815
literally nobody in history has ever said or thought this
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>>566555974
More than that. She saw this universe being born, and she will see it die.
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i will get matched against shitters and barely make it into group A finals inshallah
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reeeeeeeee
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>>566556091
Cute!
Wholesome 4some!
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>>566555608
Sunday almost died of cancer or some shit and the euphoria of not dying awakened her to mystical bullshit powers that allow her to win any race she wants. The FBI tried to investigate her for this but they also got sucked into the euphoria and decided that shes too based to experiment on
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well?
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>>566556091
This unironically makes me not wanna pull for helios.
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>>566556278
conceptualize the aroma
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>>566556257
grim reaper uma when?
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>>566555713
based
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I regret skipping Bright
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Palmer is kinda hot
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>>566555608
I don’t know but she is ugly
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>>566556353
>kinda
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palmer is very for (You)
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>>566556354
Fag
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wtf they have races for flat honses specifically??
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>>566556091
Rupert HATE
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>>566556431
proof
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daskasex
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>>566556431
nobody in the mejiro family likes her so i suppose toreina will have to do the needful
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>>566556536
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>>566556323
Helios's career is unironically sad-baiting you into rolling for Ruby and K.S. Miracle by showing how they end up without their destined trainers
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When are you going to accept Open League for Medium/Long's into your heart, anon?
No more worrying about insane Wit/Power stat thresholds
No more worrying about having to have perfect skills
Peace
Freedom
Come home
Come to the Open League dahby
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danchou pls
It's mother's day
I can't do runs right now
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>>566556689
I would fall for this if you didn't post Tokai Teio
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We need a bimbo slut uma
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>>566556689
It's much easier to just stop worrying about ANYTHING and enter graded league every time without much thought (and then probably lose a lot).
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>>566556513
>The one G1 Doto won
Clearly not
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>>566556714
your mom would want you to play MANT
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>>566556689
>medium
I can oshigame with 2 dominators
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>>566556739
PUT THE GLASSES BACK
This is a cute Robert, though
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>>566556323
personally I decided to not pull for her after seeing how they are translating her gyaru lingo
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>>566555608
the marvelous dimension is literally real though
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>>566556689
there's no reason to run open instead of graded (B finals) unless you're a gigashitter
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How many carats do I make in a month? I don't want to use too many dickpulling for the gyaru and when camping Taiki comes out next month...
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>>566556807
Yes!!!
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>>566556807
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>>566556851
My mom wanted umapyoi so no danchou sorry family first
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Spe's story is based on real life. Call her lesbian is lame. Reddit is so stupid sometimes.

>Having lost his mother shortly after birth, and with a wet nurse who wasn't the type to take good care of foals, the foal received more care from humans than other foals.
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>>566556714
anon's mom here, if you don't do your 5 MANT runs RIGHT NOW you're grounded for 2 months
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>>566556793
What's wrong with Teio???
>>566556809
But you'll win in Open League...
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congrats anon, you've made it halfway through MANT
only 2 more months until we can stare at light hello's fat tits
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>no one has posted a single screenshot of them doing a palmer career
oomf...
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>>566556321
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Now that the Palmster has been obtained the pull plan is looking solid. I might even be able to afford Yeppers if I can get Mackie's swimsuit early.
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>>566556979
>sometimes
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>>566556967
is your mother's name Nush?
goddamn
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>>566557027
wahey!
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>>566556961
are those hickeys?
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>>566556910
I would rather be the best basketballer in China than be a shmuck in America
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>>566556091

>>566556323
Mate Helios is quite trainer focused in the long run, she loves (you)r ass
issue is that you never hear about this cuz yuri trannies only ever talk about ruby and helios platonic love for her while they CONVINIENTLY ignore helios' love for toreina
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>>566556321
I love those outfit so much
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>>566557125
Gratz on being the n°1 loser
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>>566556629
never forget what they took from you
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>>566556986
>But you'll win in Open League...
I have doubts about that, and more importantly, I would have to pay attention to the game's mechanics in order to make a team that fit under its rating limit. The only aspects of this game I am willing to pay attention to when I don't have to are its story, characters, graphics, sound, and so on.
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>>566556936
Figure it out
https://umacaratcalculator.com/
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>>566556956
>>566556807
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>>566556321
Ryan mogs everyone
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>>566557234
her feet?
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>>566556986
I do not trust her
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STOP
BEING
HORNY
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CYGENEROUS
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>>566556689
It's A+ now so you still need a decent ace. I imagine people running Unity or min maxing a MANT roll
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>>566556961
>hickeys
I'm pretty sure that's against her contract
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nop
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>>566553159
sasuga penis brain
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>>566556321
Tachyon looks like an aunt
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>>566557234
Scarlet & Vodka are the only 2 of the spica crew without swimsuits. This is the year, trust the plan.
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Someone please post a png of Falcon's round head in good quality, I wanna do a funny meme.
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>>566557310
i've been changing my homescreen uma based on which uma i like has their birthday coming up. the other 3 are always set to random
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>>566557027
I am loyal to my Mejiro wife (Ardan) so I did not roll
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>>566557310
For me it is Bakushin O, Matikanefukukitaru, Air Groove, and Urara. I switch up the non-home ones occasionally but I have never used anybody except Bakushin on home, except briefly right after I first installed and didn't yet know what I was doing.
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>>566557423
It's alright, it wasn't trainer, it was manager
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>>566557372
I need umanko so bad
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stop
being
horny
you stupid cunts
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>>566557457
an aunt I would SEX
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>>566557423
She has changed the contract
Pray she does not change the contract to "Trainer-san must impregnate me"
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>>566556629
Scarlets thick supple thighs and massive tits are built for breeding, so giving her a sexo swimsuit would be too powerful
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>>566557521
Sorry, artist already said it was her torena
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>>566557054
Ugh...
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>>566557372
nyo.
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>>566556321
yesyesyesyesyesyesnoyesyesnoyesnoyesyesyesyesyesyesyesnononoyesyesnoyesyesyesyesyesnoyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesnoyes
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don't tell me what to do
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>>566557553
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>>566557610
It's not race trainer, it's sex trainer aka manager
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>>566557551
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>>566557465
HOEH
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>>566557663
stooooooooooooop her tummy is not sexy
>>566557675
aaaaaaaaaaa NOOO SEXY LUNA MY ONE WEAKNESS
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>>566557551
as soon as you stop being disingenuous, faggot ass cunt
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>>566557728
Nope, learn english
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Symboli Krias Sex
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>>566557418
It being possible to make an ace by squeezing Unity means a bunch of strats and umas are back on the table, that's fun.
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>>566556321
Give me 10 minutes to summarize my thoughts
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>>566549870
When she works she's the best guts card
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>>566557728
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>>566557756
Kkkkkkkkkkinda rude t b q h f a m.
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>>566557551
>>566557732
>>566557753
Eishin telling me to stop being horny while giving me paizuri..
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>>566557860
those thighs are...
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>>566558012
I look just like this
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>>566558035
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>>566558035
dont say such things she wouldnt do that you cringe weirdo
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>>566558035
Flash would do this
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>>566557747
>128x128
Damn, that's small, but guess I'll have to use it. Thanks, anon.
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>>566549870
Free, sp bonus, high TE, 10 rb, gives guts with every hint with no skills, chain with energy. It's a hard to use flex card but much better in a full guts focused deck
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>>566548904
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>>566556321
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>>566557232
That's you though???
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Reminder!
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>>566556321
>>566557876
Aunt sex, Daughter sex, childhood friend sex, cool sex, friend's mom sex, distant aunt sex, sports club colleague sex, hobo sex, umafans sex, elegant wohoho sex, elegant wohoho sex pt 2, countryside friend sex, elegant whore sex, ex-girlfriend sex, girlfriend sex, neighbor sex, teacher sex, student sex, mommy sex, countryside friend sex pt 2, babyplay sex, countryside friend sex pt 3, foreign sex, future ex-girlfriend sex, elegant WAHAHAHAHAHAHA sex, childhood friend sex, stacy sex, future wife sex, gaming pal sex, sexy aunt sex pt 2, daughter sex pt 2, baker sex, future mother of my children sex, sexy aunt sex pt 3, homo sex, childhood friend sex pt 2, student sex pt 2, future wife and mother of my children for the rest of my life sex, goth loli sex, gaming pal sex pt 2, librarian sex, reluctant sex, reluctant sex pt 2, regretful sex, daughter sex pt 3
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>>566548904
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>>566557372
She is not that busty why is she stuffing her top
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>>566557904
Didn't know she was like that
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>>566558456
You would need the Power Cosmic to get me to wander away from Creek
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>>566558519
GOT ANOTHER ONE
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>>566558632
I will never forgive her for doing this
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>>566558519
Fuck off skinwalker
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>>566558123
>Flash in Heat
I-i'm in danger..
>>566558182
Please keep insulting me more..
>>566558217
I believe that
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>>566558587
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>>566558684
PUT THEM BACK
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>>566558684
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>>566558775
>Mommy
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>>566558684
Don't subject her to that. She can't see without those.
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do they ever update the clover shop to have anything worthwhile, or should i just be buying scout tickets?
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She's running!
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I want to have sex with Curren on Ayabe's bed so Ayabe gets really fucking pissed off and rapes me in revenge on Curren's bed
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>>566558929
they never update it, parfait and clocks are the best value now over tickets
but tickets are also fine
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>>566558935
Go Creek go!
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Would Ayabe have sex with me if I tell our uma children would be kinda like little sisters?
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>>566557553
tachyabstachyabstachyabs
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>>566558935
I would clean her using my tongue
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>566558935
>slop
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>>566559057
>slop
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>>566558935
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>>566543768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wmqdnM0ZW0

Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time
it's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's doneville
we can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
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>>566558935
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>>566559057
I must obey
I won't pull out
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danchou please kick someone i don't like the color of my line on chrono
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>>566559037
yes
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Onii-sama you donate blood the full six times a year right?
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>>566559214
whats going on here
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>>566559263
Fags cant donate blood, anon
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>>566559209
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>>566559263
only if she sucks it
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>>566558990
>>566558990
>One ticket = 150 carats = 200 clovers
>Fifteen clocks = 150 carats = 450 clovers
Stop gaslighting.
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>>566559209
Me on the left of them
>>566559394
Me in the middle
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>>566559385
They removed that restriction silly
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>>566559394
>>566559209
is this slop?
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>>566559379
!!!!
Palmer Love???
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>>566559373
I'm doing a sussy-sussy and rizzing her with my thang on a statutory epstituationship before we honk-shoo after 69 and 67
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>>566559547
Yes
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>>566559547
what do you think
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>>566559394
>>566559209
Are titty umas good for your cock?
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>>566559379
Sorry Palmer, I already have Mcqueen
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>>566559643
me on the right
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>>566559643
16 years btw
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>>566559379
No... I was told she wasn't for me...
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I treated my mother to some Yakiniku and bought her some chocolates too
What did you do for your mom today?
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>>566559798
By fags that don't play
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>>566558684
very brave to call her mid in front of her
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>>566559643
Yes. Fat uma titties are good for your cock's health.
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>>566559575
sniiiiifff
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>>566559858
Dictus won't care
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>>566559379
DONT LOOK YURI SISTERS
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>>566559263
they stopped paying me cash for plasma and just started giving me gift cards so I stopped donating
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>>566559379
Palmer love!
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>this lack of pull pics
Whoa. This is even worse than Muteki's banner
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>>566559845
We went to a nice steakhouse.
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>>566559558
do the upside down scary movie one
>>566559379
NOOOOOOO YURISISTERS OUR NARRATIVE
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>>566559845
We ate indian not made by indians, or with indian ingredients so it was totally delicious and hygienic, and gave her a self-stirring coffee mug and chocolates
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>>566559987
I haven't even watched her scouting story yet. There's plenty of time for palming
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>>566559643
Why does everyone draw Ardan with big bowling ball bozongas when she isn't even in the top 10 for bust size in the game
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>>566559987
I’m forcing myself to save for the next scenario banner.
I only have 4K carats
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>>566560090
*wobble*
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>>566559987
cygames, time to give 100 free pulls
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____ with Mejiro Palmer.
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>>566560018
Based
>>566560061
Based
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>>566559987
/vg/ has awful taste
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>>566560164
>>566559878
STOP making me want to masturbate to Ardan..
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>>566559845
bought her a candle, a succulent and went out to a cafe
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I WANNA FUCK A TITTY MONSTER UMA
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>>566559987
Muteki is mediocre but still usable
Palmer is legit a useless good for nothing brick for the next 3 months
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>>566559987
sorry but I refuse to pull until MANT ends
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the only bad taste here comes from the fact that the general is full of SEAs that are meta slaves and also cause all the slop and sloptuber spam
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>566560234
>>566559845
Fat fuck
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>>566559987
I got both in the same tenner that I posted in the precious thread
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HOEH
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>“Palmer’s a silent guardian.”
>“A watchful protector.”
>“A Dark Knight.”
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>>566560513
*previous. That last thread was not precious at all.
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>>566560589
"look at that fucking weirdo making a photo with his puppet thing"
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>>566560090
she's a growing girl
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Fuck I don't have my aces ready...
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I am firmly of the belief that umabs could bring about world peace
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>>566556321
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>SEA out of no where
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>You got >marked by those five umas
What you do?
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>>566560701
>jordan
>D
you are gay
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>>566560765
Go home and fuck my wife Rice Shower
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>>566560701
>Ryan's outfit not in F
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>>566560701
>KawaPri in B
>Ticket in C
A woman made this tierlist and it is awful
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>>566560765
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>>566560765
let them fight and decide who's the head wife
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>>566556278
Hey, Ace, can I play on that GBA next?
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>>566560642
>>566560164
>>566559878
I need my cock between those fat titties
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>>566560765
Celery, zinc, carnitine, berberine.
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>>566560932
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I want to SLEEP with Ardan
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I have no clue how these facilities produced this stat spread
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>>566560458
I need sex
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>>566561287
Guts and wit both add to speed.
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If I only managed to get a single copy of Fuku before do you think its worth drawing now until shes mlb?
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>>566560589
he's doing the ears RADAR thing
he is aware
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>>566561492
Absolutely not.
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>>566561492
LB0? Nopers
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>>566554643
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>>566561492
It's too late to be rolling Fuku right now
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WHY ISN'T THERE A GOOD 3RD FRONT I CAN RUN EVERYWHERE??? I HAVE MY ROBOT, I HAVE MY HAG BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS MY 3RD FRONT? KITA IS FOR LONGS, SEIUN IS FOR FUCKING, SUZUKA AND PALMER ARE RAPED IN MANT, DAIWA IS THE POORFAG FRONT, FALCO IS FOR DIRT AND NOT AS CUTE AS CURREN, RICE IS SHIT.

WHERE IS MY 3RD FRONT???
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>>566561103
sure here you go
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>>566560765
I choose Dia-chan!
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>>566561676
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>>566561671
Fuck your boy and make her into an ace
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>>566561549
>>566561557
>>566561651
Okay. Guess I save for Tachyon then.
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>>566561671
SEKAI SAIKYOU
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>>566561671
Haru Urara is ready and willing to do everything you ask for
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>>566561671
hakuraku says kita has the 2nd best front runner behind chocobon so just use her RETARD
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>>566561761
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>566561859
I'm building for Miles
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sex with chrono genesis
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>>566561671
Why would you disrespect >ourgirl like that?
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>>566561882
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>566561671
McQueen
Maya
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I have already umasturbated three times tonight but am still horny
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>>566562076
>Maya
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>>566561671
>FALCO IS FOR DIRT
lol lmao
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>>566556346
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>>566561671
your ichiban?
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>>566562108
Ok Rice
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Is front chud main strat to use a runaway and 2 other fronts forever?
Aren't they mogged badly by pace chasers after second anni?
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>>566562013
smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
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>>566562190
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>>566562108
You might have a porn addiction.
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>>566562202
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>>566561671
Do what I'll do
>use maruzensky everywhere because she's one of the few umas at all that can run everywhere without maximum investment
>choose another uma for each distance to permanently train with her
>check lists to choose another fr for each distance and pull her as long as she lasts for more than a year
You have it good with Bobo and Maru and your Suzie needs runaway so you have to train her in Unity anyways so not a real issue
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>forgot to read ines's story
aieeeeeeee
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How do I become a front/late main? What cards do I grab?
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>>566562348
I wouldn't have a porn addiction if Maruzen were real
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>>566562460
What's stopping you from reading it on JewTube?
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>>566562489
Oshi gamer or retard?
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I only had to use 6 scout tickets.
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>>566562551
NTA, but he's probably mad about flushing 80 carats down the toilet.
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>>566562190
>Sweet Kiss of Death
this would be a peak story
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>>566562725
DIE
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>>566559845
she had a fever today, so we ordered some take out at the restaurant we were supposed to eat at
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>>566562630
Oshi, though I have most honses I like already so I'm cool saving for cards and shit. Not spending a cent because cygames charges too much though.
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>>566559987
I reinstalled the game to pull for palmer
I will now uninstall again until helios arrives
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>>566562489
>late
You have wit nature? If not you're fucked and it's irrelevant to ask
>front
Maru is a must. Stam Palmer for TTL, Wit Bourbon for gold gw. Other that that it'll depend if you want to keep going that route because powercreep will be insane and you'll have to save for Ramonu/Pasa
As for umas, just get whoever you like as long as you have enough savings to pull scenario cards and your must have cards
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>>566562725
explode
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>>566562530
thatd make you a sex addict, also kinda cringe
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Question
I've been doing something that's probably stupid and only realized it now
I always set aside energy, training items etc for summer and make sure to train those turns to the best of my ability.
It never occurred to me that if I get a shitty summer turn it's better to just run another race. What's the cutoff point for a good summer training?
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>>566562725
LIVE
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>>566562251
My Digitan eats UG Fronts for breakfast
https://files.catbox.moe/obqa3y.webm
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>>566562779
Delete this
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>>566562851
>Wit nature
No
>Powercreep
Shit

How about maining pace? Not even going to bother asking about end closers because I am unable to pull any ends in this fucking game anyway
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>>566562725
implode
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Do I roll for Wedding Curren-chan or Sweep?
I can probably only pick one unless I wanna give up support cards.
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>>566562885
How could you say such a thing to me...
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I rolled a cheeky Tenner on Palmer and got the boob window monster.
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>>566562251
Pace chasers also like having oonige in their team, but they are not competitive yet
Lates are also a meme strat until Pokke is released
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>>566563031
Sweep
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>>566562851
No, you can cope on Wit Nature by pulling on the Air Groove Wit and Brian Power banner in a few months
That said, you would want to get as many copies of both as possible
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>>566560020
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>>566562835
I only know the front half of your question. Next big card is Summer Maru, followed by wit Bourbon, then you're mostly set for front specific cards.
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>have no good mile parents of my own from trackblazer
Aieeeee what do I dooo
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>>566562904
ssssssooooouuuuurrrrccccceeeeee
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>>566562834
Sorry to hear that anon, but it's good you spend time with her anyway.
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so if you use a guts build youre gonna need some strong parents to make up for the lack of skills from cards right?
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>>566563143
Actually, Air Groove Wit works at pretty low LB
Brian definitely needs MLB, though
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>>566563234
not like that... but close enough so whatever
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>>566562768
>>566562857
>>566562989
My steak is so juicy.
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>>566563632
Here's the best animation I could come up with
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>>566563706
lmao didnt expected an animation, very cute
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>>566562969
Powercreep will hit everyone so it's not a matter of fr suddenly becoming bad, just shit going crazy in general
For pace chasers it's basically the staples and some of the most busted umas down the line are mainly or can be played as pace chasers but I don't think teams of 3 pace chasers will be viable in the near future but I'll need confirmation for that
Other than that, KS Miracle guts should be released later this year and has a busted gold for pace so that's an option, and mejiro ardan pow looks good but will be released in 2 years lmao
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is this a good golshi deck....
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>>566564038
>SR Windy
look at this POORFAG lmao, use SSR Fuku you idiot
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time to start grinding my palmer completionist title
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>>566563443
https://x.com/level5ked/status/2053414876023079012
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>>566564038
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We are so dead rn, why don't we have some fun?
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>>566564182
I have a mother
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>>566564182
>MANT
>fun
pick 1 and only 1
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>>566564038
THAR SHE BLOWS
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>>566563050
You won.
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>>566564038
If there isn't an Uma Lord Golshi card in it then it isn't a good Golshi deck.
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>>566564246
She's a lovely lady and I hope you're having fun with her
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>>566564038
For CM? How are you gonna get the stamina?
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>>566563594
MANTBlazer rival hints usually give me everything I am looking for. You just have to buy the skills earlier to prune the pool for what you want.
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>>566564152
Domooooooooooo
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>>566563050
Just because you won doesn't make you the victor
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>>566564038
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>>566564038
For which is this?
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>>566564079
>>566564162
>>566564291
>>566564371
its only lb0........
>>566564381
true, perhaps 2spd2pwr2wit would work
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>>566564495
My heroes
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>>566564038
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Okay but which has the higher body count?
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>>566564586
>its only lb0........
Why aren't you rolling on the Fuku banner then? Are you POOR?
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>>566564586
2 power can get you enough stamina, I ran 2/2/2 as well.
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>>566564653
They're both tied at one (me btw)
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>>566564565
cm13
>>566564672
neat, hopefully Nishino and Sunday work out then thanks
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Are you all still running crown route for CM14? Feels like it's going to cost a lot of clocks to get past kikuka sho/spring tenno sho. Just swap to tiara route, I guess?
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>>566564586
>2spd2pwr2wit
Thanks for the free win, gutslet anon.
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>>566564586
2power on growth can work. Natty has 0 growth so I supplemented with sparks. If you get a power card with a stam bonus then fewer sparks are needed.
>All those leviathan tier MLB cards
>0LB Fuku
Did you not get a Christmas bonus?
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>>566564586
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>>566564648
FASTER
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>>566564780
I'm swapping to Tiara yeah
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How are you people still building for CM13
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>>566564807
High guts slows a runner down in that CM.
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How are you people still building for CM14
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>>566564852
everyone said either ntr or fuku...
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>>566564780
If you're guts maxxxing and running stam sparks you can do all crowns.
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>>566543768
I really like Palmer's casual outfit.
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>>566564653
she has killed millions
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>>566563706
FASTER
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>>566564967
Yeah it's not like guts contribute to dueling during the 500 meters of long final straight.
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>>566563706
FASTER
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>>566564947
i have 0 aces for cm13
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>>566564653
Curren chan fucked 100 guys on her uma fans in one day and said she'd do it again
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How the fuck do I build for this 2400 CM? I trained some lates and ends and I feel like I fell for a meme cause I'm being roasted in lobbies.
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>>566565036
its great, fits her perfectly.
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>>566564947
If I wasn't chucking in a random failed CM12 ace I'd still be on it.
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umaxxing
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>>566564947
Im building Group B waifu team if I failed to qualify Group A metaslave
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>>566564947
I only build my umas during CM sign-ups
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>>566565009
Its a waste to run stam sparks when all you need for this cm is 400 stamina
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>>566565152
double dom golshi because its funny
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>>566565152
3 fronts
lates only exist to get put in the cuckshed and ends are for gamblers
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i'll just reuse my goldship from last CM fuck it
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>>566565152
you never go heavy backline, umamusume is a front pace chaser game, you always run 2 front or 2 pace with 1 late or 1 end, anything else is just trolling yourself
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>>566565236
Your hidden 601 stam stat check!?!?
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>>566565056
>>566564653
>>566561716
Fine Motion and FineMoposters owe me sex.
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We need a new thread....
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>>566565056
you can't post that
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>>566485368
>>566485368
>>566485368
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alright time to do my golshi ace runs
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baker?
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>just hit wit when you're not racing bro you need 1000+ wit every time now
>What do you mean you have 0 energy left after consecutive races just magically spawn energy drinks every turn.
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CRUCIFIED
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>>566566189



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