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>>566550035someone please post the gif version of the OP it's so fucking good
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>566550198There’s a gif?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTJDSTvK6HF0qK6dg7Ftvo5HFpuAx33jxxLhXdowS-kLU3kGE2UK8QhoDihosDY3mSD4rKxBa_WOQdN/pubI assigned every (or almost every) darkner + all the party members a Pokémon and moves
>>566550115lewd krusie doodlehttps://files.catbox.moe/f0q25z.PNG
>>566550370I love you and your art
>>566550370give me your twitter handle god
*bangs on catti's belly like a drum then runs away*
>>566550370im going to jerk off to this and then cry myself to sleep tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-F1vV3Dks
Tenna is like my life is irreparably over I know what’ll fix it having sex with a teenager
>>566550349
fave just masturbated and one of the best climaxes they've had in a long time
Fave cleaning out your ears lovingly before nipping your earlobe
Do you have a headcanom for faves birthday
>>566550265I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
Fave says piss, shit, and damn in the new T rated game.
>>566551049All Deltarune characters probably have goroawase birthday puns because Toby
Drawfags power level rank
fave isn't coming back no matter how much you want them to
>>566550967He would poke his nose in my earhole
>>566551049October 25
>>566550035Hooman!
>>566551049
>>566551127You're right, damn it
Drawfags orgy room rank
>>566551049Chara on 9/9, Frisk on Undertale's release date.
>>566551217does fave know you want them to come back
>>566549392Even if i wanted to my libido is completely shot
>here we can see a dicefag in their natural habitat>let's see what their computer is open to..>ah, of course. it's a thread where OP is asking which dice they should buy for their DnD campaign. the new glossy see-through dice or their trusty white and black dice they've had since college>unbeknownst to OP, the dicefag's arousal levels has already started to climb
Thinking of buying a few kinder egg toys I had as a kid that were meaningful to me. Should I? Would that be weird?
>>566551528Anon doesn't fave spark your libido?
>>566551170>topme>bottomall others
>>566551434What are we ranking them based on?Fetishes? Whether they're a sub or dom (or both)? How horny they are?
>>566551528Antidepressants?
>>566551049I headcanon all the Dreemurr's to be within the august - september range. Asriel, Asgore and Chara in the August part,Toriel and Kris in the september range, plus what >>566551474 said for Frisk, idk I just feel like it fits
>>566551663Anon just do what makes you happy, who cares.
Consider
/utg/ and r/deltarune should collab
>>566551497fave knows, and fave does not care
>>566551474Me likey me takey
>>566551928every time deltarunetimer posts they collab by proxy
>>566551928On what, arguments?
>>566552030A bridge between worlds, a ditch between dumps
kris and noelle should collab on the ferris wheel
>>566551681Not as much anymore but I still like them>>566551857No
Fave is thankful they watched Blues Clues and Little Bear as a baby instead of iPad slop
Where does Deltarune fall in the whole mixtape discourseCause it's very much guilty of the same romanticization of childhood in middle class suburbia, has a very basic ass escapist plot about a creepy loner going on an adventure and making friends along the way and keeps referencing shit from 20, 30 years ago.It's another pacifier for millenials
>>566551852How about we all run a train on you and you rate us afterwards
>>566551813>compacted sub basement soil Me
>>566552105tenna would not show slop like that, he would show 90s classics we know and love
>>566552272fave watched beheading videos and ball crushing videos, as well as lots of bdsm porn at a young age
>>566552284What the hell is the mixtape discourse and why don't we all just kill ourselves anyway
>>566552284>the whole mixtape discoursei don't know what that is.
>>566552284I SECOND THAT WE ALL COMMIT MASS SUICIDE
im having fun with these
>>566552284The difference is that deltarune does not rely on nostalgia as a substitute for a story.
>>566552473can you do one with spamtenna
should fave sacrifice the entire town to save their abusive bpd friend
>>566552473>that picgod, fujo needs to be sexed...
>>566552385>the 90s classics in question
>>566552272kipper the dog is extreme peak comfy
>>566552272Heeeeres the mail it never fails it makes me wannawagmytail when it comesiwannawailmaaaaAIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
>>566552571Sex with Victoria Chase.
>>566552558
would fave like mcdonalds or burgerking
Dess = Proto ManKnight = Break Man
>>566552647asriel seems like the type of kid that would have cried at ren and stimpy and he wouldn't be able to explain why
fave still sometime feel sad over the story in flowerfell, it's the aesthetic
>>566552727By the way, that's a toad, not a frog.
>>566552838Miccidy dickidy dees
>>566552647Ren and Stimpy was Smiling Friends for millennials
>>566552537Can you really say that when the whole story is a reference?t. toby "once you play mother 3 you'll realise how unoriginal i am" fox
>>566552030One time they posted the Spamton jew caricature image and a few people got mad which was kinda funny
>>566550198
>>566552896Remixing elements from stories into something new is not the same thing
>>566552647yes and it was infinitely better than what's being watched today
>>566552272Everytime I eat applesauce I remmeber the episode the girl's grandma(?) made applesauce and the frog going rrrrrraaplsaws rrrrrapplsaws
>>566552865I would've. It's hostile
Ranking drawfags based on bush size
>>566552030i just saw that they posted my tenna in a cumjar image. nice
>>566552284Fuck it, third for mass suicide
>>566552745thank you>>566552272i loved blues clues and little bear
>>566552272this but with little einsteins and wonder pets
Ranking drawfags based on brush size
>>566553176I don’t shave
>>566552284if you guys are down for a mass suicide im in too
Ranking drawfags based on bust size
>>566553181woah, and the fujopippins petting thing I did. thats the second instance of fujo escaping utg
>Applesauce and mass suicideWelcome back Heaven's Gate cult
ranking anons based on how much they piss me off
>>566553395^ this
Alright, now this is starting to piss me off...
>>566553438You guys make me google the weirdest things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJQDC0Hngcw
If we're all gonna die why don't we do some cumfessing on this fine mothers day
ranking drawfags based on cock size
>>566553692more my speed
>>566553667If you like this play Final Fantasy X since this is what they're directly copying hereIt's a good video though
>>566553681I actually did something confession worthy and utg related today but it's too embarrassing to say and it would make me sound like a weirdo and possibly make some people itt uncomfortable.
>>566553667Holy soul and BASED
>>566553847who gives a shit about making people uncomfortable go for it what did you do little guy tell us tell us
>>566553692My seven incher is the stuff of legend
>>566553847Please tell me I’m so fucking cringe and stupid I need to know I’m not alone
ranking cockfags based on drawing skill
>>566553692>>566553291>>566553395My cock size is my brush size.My bush size is my other brush size. Figure it out
>>566553667god i miss those days and now i want to replay ffx
>>566553027Ripping off the japanese did work for tarantino, after all...
CUNTFESS
>>566553847you jacked off to your mom
>>566553847Now i gotta know, i have hardened my heart
In Chapter 5 the gang will play blitzball
>>566553681theres an anon here id genuinely want to be better friends with but know it will never happen due to the nature of anonymous message boards
Imagine Tenna hitting the "OH HO HO" pose before he stomps you dead
why did berdley give his statue crocs?
>>566553681i once kissed my mother with tongue when I was 8 because my friend told me that how people kissed, this is why sex education is important
>>566553847You masturbated to the idea of a drawfag
WHEREISCHAPTER 5?!
>>566553408link?
>>566554175lmfaooo
>>566554207Deep within the Toby Fox fangamer servers, a playtest build of Chapter 5 rests...
>>566554116Tell em before a new game comes out and they leave forever
>>566554175And your mother was okay with it!? Because if so dawg you're a victim
>>566553681There's an old fallen-off gaming youtuber whose zero-effort meme reposts I started seeing and vacantly staring at when they pop up even though he has an obnoxious whiny conservative country roads boomer nostalgia braindead mentality that I find repellent (and maybe sort of exotic in a way that captures my imagination) and recently he posted an image of a gluttonously huge pile of fried food with a caption stating it's apparently at a gas station and insinuating this is the good ol' way they do it back home and all the comments are even more retarded boomerbrained gen Xs rattling on about how it was just the best darn thing and while observing this very different kind of person from myself I feel this swelling feeling of disgust and even something like loathing that resulted in me taking pleasure in the thought of these people contributing to the morbid obesity statistics in their states, moistly struggling to squeeze themselves out of their range rovers and waddling up to their little homes, huffing and puffing their way up the couple of porch steps, squeezing their wobbly folds through the screen door, just to plop down on their creaking and straining easy-chairs and spend the rest of the evening gorging on the fruits of the american food desert
>>566554219https://x.com/deltarunetimer/status/2037534535861113188
>>566554116it’s totally me isn’t it
>>566553681My only confession... *puts on sunglasses* ...is that I regret nothing.
>>566554116Why not say who? If it's me I'd probably love to be friends with you, you've got nothing to lose.
>>566554336
>>566554116It's cumfession time anon, no shame in coming clean
>>566554336I got wet reading this
>>566554116same but he's like five years older than me and mentally ill so idk if he'll like me or not
>>566553681I'm only 30 but I think I am having a legit midlife crisis because of how fast my hair's graying and how out of shape I've gotten when I used to be pretty thin. I knew I was going to get old eventually but now the reality is setting in and it's the most frightening thing I've ever experienced. Especially when I expected to have accomplished so much more at this age. I'm terrified of becoming a creepy old guy nobody wants to be around.
>>566553681I think the story in vivid/stasis is better than the story in Deltarune
>>566554116me too but I know by saying it out loud they would think thats really uncool and it would never happen
>>566554269GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
>>566554116>>566554708please anons say who I want more friends
>>566554708it’s an anonymous board what do you have to lose
>>566554569I got semiquarterchubbed writing it
>>566554807Now imagine fat fave in tight clothes
>>566554136i really really really like this tenna
erm...is it over bros?it's just taking the info from the old mirahaze wiki lol. its scary that google ai scans even the most obscure stuff
>>566554708reading this makes me realize this is a dumb mentality so fuck it, its the one vessel/krisfag i played on the utg minecraft server with. totally burnt out on minecraft but id love to hang again, just cant get myself to do more minecraft
>>566553681My Pippins oc is based on my non ud/dr fave and i'm surprised no one has said the oc is similar to the character
>>566554872Full mast brotha
>>566554606dawg if you're legitimately turning to total mush at 30 you might want to get your genes checked
>>566554181It was this.
Oh, it's maid day
>>566554912It gets my searches wrong all the time, it's pretty much always useless for me. If you want to be scared by AI this is like nothing compared to the hyperrealistic videos people are churning out now that will probably start wars eventually
>>566555053A moid-type or foid-type one
>>566554786Its snowdinfag but objectively it wouldn't work out
>>566554912Oh my fucking god, it's OVER!
>>566555064Ok your mom cooks and cleans for you but you don’t have to go that far
>>566555038I know that they're bad, my dad was pretty much entirely gray by 40, and also fat like I'm getting. I'm losing sleep over this. I guess it's better than being bald but it's still causing me a lot of distress
>>566555179>It's over
Alright gamers and gamettes it's time to fricking game! Feel free to suggest what jackbox game you want to play next as long as it isn't joke boat.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/XGoQMHzGcho
>>566554606>>566555250Start going on runs and eat less, cut down on beer if you drink any of that poison
>>566555172Message me on magma
>>566555172him?
>>566555378Will that stop the graying too? I don't drink because my dad had an alcohol problem
>>566555053now I have to know who was it
>>566555569wont stop the graying, my hair started graying in my late 20s but it hasnt gotten much worse since then
>>566555569It will not stop the graying but you won't be a fat fuck anymore
>>566553681can you ask again when im drunk
>>566555053Who was it?
>>566554912>Colonel, I want some background information on "Fujo Pippins.">I've got it right here, direct from the UTG Miraheze Wiki character files. Fujo Pippins is a character originating from the Undertale slash Deltarune General on 4chan, specifically known as a yaoi-obsessed, chaotic "Pippin" character...
>>566554116theres a few anons/drawfaggers I would want to talk to outside of /utg/. ive never gotten their info though, too busy posting funny images
>>566554283she said not to do it again and never once mentioned it since, looking back on my childhood I realise that I was purposely refused any sort of sex education by both my parents because my dad was molesting me so I didn't even realise what was actually happening till I was already a teen.i still don't know if she knew what he was doing but I can't help but feel like she would of have had an idea with the way I behaved back thenthat's my confession
no one secretly wants to be friends with or masturbates to me...
>>566554116i dont have the energy for friendships anymore let alone the energy to actively seek out friendships. you sound powerful
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/spring2025/
>>566555860don't worry anon i'll unsecretly be your friend and masturbate WITH you
>>566555860I want to masturbate with you but but wasn't on your list so I guess I'll leave
>>566555860It's ok anon me neither, my art doesn't inspire friendliness so I will remain lonely forever, but maybe we can be lonely together
>>566555828What the fuck...
>>566556030When you realize mopey posts like this are from chara/goatfags you don’t sympathize
>>566555979>it's real
>>566555828im sorry anon, im really sorry. I dont know if this helps but a lot of kids do weird shit like that from like tv and stuff. so maybe she really didn't know. You shouldn't carry any guilt for the way you acted as a kid, especially not as an abused child.
>>566555979What's the point of thisIt's always just the sleeping dog
>>566556193not again
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/fuckniggersHOLY SHIT GUYS
*waddles into thread*
>>566556298>racism
>>566553681I’m realizing that I have several hundreds of gigabytes of duplicate images because I’m a compulsive data hoarder, 4chan threads includedOn the plus side this means my theoretical /utg/ folder is enormous
>>566555548Don't say it with that tone>>566555402I'm very noncommunicative but maybe I will try
>>5665510499/9/1999, for the flashback this would put em at 12 if assuming 2010 which feels the right age to be edgy/angsty instead of a 6-8 yr old idealizing martyrdom. The other side effect is that it makes her older than me which... Yes please.
>>566556406I don't feel comfortable with how crusty this chapter 2 screenshot is. It only released a couple of years ago right?
>>566556470>born in the 2000soh god
>>566554912I'll know my pippins OC has hit it big when he's recognised by google AI...Also I checked this and it also got a fringe result of knowing 8ball from the newer neocities wiki.
>>5665565305 years agofor context, squid game was the hip thing back then
We’re old!
>>5665565304-and-a-half years can be a couple if you're generous.
can we play blather again? I missed out
I'm jacken itI'm jacken my stein
what was that did anyone see that
if you want to be friends with someone here you should speak your truth more often because chances are that person is also open to friendship
What if Deltarune Chapter 6&7 are like Dragon Quest XII and it takes so long to come out most of the key people involved just die
6&7
I live near a fangamer building. The one that distributes the Newsletters from their office. I'm gonna start arming up to break into the fucking place at night and just steal all the PCs I can shove into a trunk and drive off with. It would be the perfect heist. I mean there's an alley right there and a bunch of interconnected suburban neighborhoods to weave through as well as immediate access to a major road that would take me to a highway straight to mexico if the cops catch wind of it .
>>566556934what was what
>>566557074I want to be friends with several people but I already feel like I'm friends with them.
>>566554912My heart literally sank to my stomach when I googled it holy FUCK ITS REAL.
>>566557236Schrödinger's cat...
You've done it now Toby. The cartel wants you to release Chapter 5 now or else. The only way to satisfy them is to put Goku in the game
i was expecting everyone to make fun of me because i forgot to change the year in the link like a retard but i guess the passage of time is fucked up for everyone else too
>>566553681I got jumpscared by art I did... *checks thread* 4 years ago during peak ch2 and got so scared my heart started pumping fast
>>566557319Haha, you know that's Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation in that pic right?
i hate that even after beating it thrice whenever i fight the knight it takes me a day to beat it. i hate that the entire fight is completely manageable except for that circle homing sword attack and the third one with the increased speed. i've gotten better at the former but the latter is just way too quick for my reaction speed and i can get through everything else fairly easily except for that one
>>566556576If there's any blessing I was born right on the millennium, and not a mid/late 2000s kid. Also had a bit of cultural jetlag thanks to autism so I never clicked with the phone stuff as they were coming out and mostly 'boomer-esque' in tastes. Also yes I feel my hips ache when the PS2 is mentioned to be over 20 years ago, or that the PS3 was a decade ago.
>>566553681Me and my roommate keep cuddling and getting more and more physically affectionate despite absolutely 100% not being into each other romantically or sexually we're just both so unfuckable that this is all we can get amd it's going to get weird and fucking ruin everything and im going to be homeress ooouuh husbant
>>566557426You also wrote "spring2025" when the correct format is "spring25"
>>566554912 i googled my ex and was immediately met with an ai synopsis of how she'd been arrested for battery on multiple occasions. we are living in a nightmare
>>566557426covid fucked up my sense of time permanently, i think
Why did everyone immediately forget they drove a lynch mob at Toby Fox for a week. Now they’re like “why is he quiet?” Nigga he doesn’t want to talk to you anymore.
>>566556613really? weird. the wiki isnt supposed to be able to be viewed by google like that. I did some code fuckery and google searchbots shouldn't be able to grab information from it which is why it doesnt show up when searching fujo pippins or pippins oc. as of right now the neocities wiki has 7,083 views but most of those are from neocities bots I suspect since most neocities sites, even the small ones, have ~100k to millions of views. ive been searching on the web for awhile for /utg/ escaping containment and ive never seen anyone besides deltatimer post any pippins info
>>566557559Don't lump me in with those beaners.
>>566557519actually the winter 2025 one which i copied had it use 4 digitshttps://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/winter2025/
>>566557516You two have a queerplatonic relationship. It's not friendship but it isn't romance either, it's somewhere in-between.
>>566557524What the fuuuck
https://bsky.app/profile/tuyoki.bsky.social/post/3mljtlqduks27 what the fuck is temmie doing
>>566557717making cake for her mom
>>566557559Dossier... growing...
>>566557559sorry, santiago, i'm not from a country suffering from constant dick envy like you
i love buckethead <3
>>566557439I did a shitty fake boss idea in Chapter 2 days and someone reposted it one time and I felt touched that anyone bothered to save it
In-context would Dessriel son be slandered for being a lightskin
>>566557717that looks awesome what are you talking about
>>566557717are you seriously expecting me to believe it's a coincidence that she made a cake full of red hearts that look exactly like the heart sprite in ut/dr. after we go to the building in deltarune full of heart shaped objects.
>>566557180>This post violates Hometown law.
Doomination next?
>>566550115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxrwcYz-RCM
deltarune penis theory
>>566557647Hank BreakingBad...
>>566558020she's literally me great song choice
>>566557676we're [spoilers]moirails[/spoilers]
>>566557983woo schizo alert we got a schizo here
>>566557993Holy fuck I didn't know jackbox was going this post SAVED me.
>>566557983the strawberries on top look more like mickey
>>566558158pssst, ctrl+s next time.
>>566558158kek kek kek kek spoiler FAILED. your mother? FUCKED by me. your reputation? DOWN THE GUTTER
>>566556223I never acted inappropriately in that way apart from that but I was a violent shit who was incapable of making any connections for years, I don't believe for a second she didn't had an idea with everything going on with me, I was not normal as a child at all with the way I was lashing out constantly, I won't go into too much detail since this is utg but I have so many stories that it'll be hard to begin explaining it allThat's why Susie and Chara are the most relatable and my faves
>>566558020>sewerslvt
>Deltarune if Tobias was a quirky boomer instead of a quirky millennial
>>566550115dess i drew last weekhttps://litter.catbox.moe/hfn1c4.png
>>566558309SEWERSLVT
>>566558395You're LATE>>566553667
fave is mentally burnt the fuck out from drawing something they made for their mom but couldnt even fucking finish cuz its mothers day and theyve spent the majority of the day drawing non stop and have reached the point where just drawing isnt much of an option anymore
>>566558404highly seussian dess desu
>>566553681I don't care about deltarune that much I just like hanging out here.
Lightskins can't even plunge the city into darkness normally they always gotta be looking like
>>566557559Toby HATES the latinx.
>>566558404Dess Next Door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn8V8OrrVI
>>566553667>>566558395I think maybe the vidya industry should go back to 6th gen graphics and then maybe games will stop taking forever to release
>>566557836what?
>>566558680Trvke TRVKE TRVVVVVVVKE
>>566558680Now you're beginning to understand.
>>566558404awesome, saved
How does one achieve omnigoons like the artists on MAWS did with their Lois Lane I've seen niggas who hate that show and all its decisions still goon to their LoisToby draws anthros this issue doesn't even apply to him—the most you could say is having someone who hates Undertale as a game obsess with say, Undyne enough to know all her dialogue and its a far rarer character
>>566558680they shouldbut they wontsprites or high fidelity models with 5000 eyebrow hairs and visible pores only
Rating drawfags based on obama size
no one ever picks tenna as their champ'd up character
>>566558680More PC games should also use ASCII and ASCII style art like Dwarf Fortress and Caves of Qud, it's comfy.
>>566558950>now we need a shitload of RAM and weapons-grade CPUs and GPUs so that you can see every single ass freckle in 4K
>>566559146i mean... ass freckles are hotyou certainly wont find me bitching and moaning if they went that route
>>566558680Indie games are the only games worth playing anymore tbdesuTriple A is just Concord and Highguardlikes these days
kiddo... freedom time.
Should I draw this character in a funny pose even if it's slightly OOC or should I prioritize them being in character
>>566559245I have freckles on my cock if that counts?
>>566559361follow your heart :^)
>>566559361Life is too short to not indulge in sillies
>>566559427no, stupid. freckles on the cock are reminiscent of stds
Field of Hopes and DreamsField of Pink and Gold???
Field of Butts and Holes
>>566559628My whole body is covered in them, I don't think it looks out of place
>>566559628I have a jellybean shaped freckle on my vulva and its cute
>>566552896If you actually played Mother 3 then you would realize that while Undertale has substantial similarities in a few major plot beats, basically everything else is different.
>>566550115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iorob_r4mP4
>>566559948maybe start with that little tidbit next time>>566560093as long as its not beanboozled
fave just realized if they watch the twitch stream on youtube they can have it on a small tab while mobilefagging
>>566560093Let us judge
im lowkey scared to join the jackbox cus i dont think im that funny
>>566559427Proof?
ow my penis *bone crack* YEOWCH!
>>566560281You'll fit right in then. Just make a bunch of fat tenna jokes, that's what everyone else does
>>566560334...Do you have a bone in your penis?
>>566560263fave just learned about split tabs in firefox as opposed to using two separate windows
>>566560281Im the cringiest and boringest ur safe
>>566559427i once popped a black head on my cock that i thought was a freckle
>>566558931I mean it’s mainly just art style innit
>>566560398>gaped by fat television
>>566560168Gorgeous.
>>566554648We get it, you're trans
>>566558815if you cant make a good looking game using low poly models or pixel graphics its a skill issue and you need to pick up the pencil again
>>566560281i'm not funny either but i show up and make everyone suffer my unfunniness
i don't know why the spamton car was named "gene" i titled it "cyber city dashcam"
>>566560398And I laugh every time>>566560610Sometimes if you do it right as the timer ends it doesn’t submit and gene is the auto replacement for blanks
>>566560281that's ok, i'm not funny either but they put up with me. you'll be fine.
>>566560528Do you actually think its funny its on the same level as goat spammer jokes to me
WAS THAT THE FUCKING KNIGHT RUNNING ACROSS THE SCREEN???
>>566560214I assumed people would realise that someone with freckles on their dick would also have them else where?? There's not too many on my face but my chest is covered in them which I don't know how since it haven't been exposed to the sun in years, it's all mostly concentrated in areas that don't get exposed >>566560285I'm not sending dick pics to strangers, take me out to dinner first>>566560435ewwwwwwwww i did NOT need that image in my head!
yippins would NOT do that to fujo
deltarune is gonna take 10 plus fucking years to come out, yet it has fourth gen level graphics
>>566560776youre schizophrenic
/utg/ and by extension jackbox should be moving like the three stooges. where is the "yes, and" where is the slapstick and comedy of errors?
>>566557983It's a cake for her mother dude
>>566560685
>>566560825you wish Deltarune had the writing & design care of a cawadooty game shut the fuck up
>>566560281i lose pretty much every game but still have fun, just join its a good time
deltarune is rendered with turdware engine and has the fartbutt sound library.
>>566560976Deltarune should have the writing and design care of the first Jak and Daxter.
Deltarune IMPROVED
Deltarune should look like Genealogy of the Holy War
>>566561161>literally any monster attack>instantly blinded by 1254 metric tons of ps2 bloom
>>566560685>t. definitely not the goat spammer
>>566560281I joined a few of the funny games and realized I'm the least funny person in the entire world but at least I can still play the trivia games
Deltarune should look like earthworm jim
>>566550115
https://x.com/melongod77e/status/2053615040985772050https://x.com/thefunny1306/status/2053620648669229062does this mean announcement soon
>>566560783idk i just needed to get that off my chest
>>566561395No.
>>566561161This is what that one cut attack with the water drops looks like
>>566560685For what it's worth, I also don't think it's very funny.
>>566561395The God of War thing was probably a mistake by a marketing team and I don't think Deltarune has a marketing team so I doubt it.
>>566560685Turning you into an obese tv statue rn
which will toby do first, nutdealer, or unrelated, or nude alert
>>566561697Fuck off
>>566561821doomer...
>>566561395no, the chapter 5 title has been there for months now
I am cringe and NOT free, actually
>>566561821say one of these fetishistic or murderous things or fuck off
It's too bad when cartoon girls get air in the butt they inflate but when real life people get air in the butt they just fucking die like that one guy
>>566561697>people got mad at this art letting trolls know how to get easy (You) stimmiesidiots should've just kept their mouths shut
>>566562073it's only doomer who's mad
>>566560913>>566561312>>566561661The same joke said 10 times a day for over a year gets a little tiring especially when its obnoxiously horny and boils down to "x but fat and gross". Its not very creative
>>566561661Tenna after learning Dark yet Darker Magic
fave has to replay all of deltarune soon. faves switch got lost in the move, and their files along with it. fave is somewhat dreading this, as fave will not only have to play the entire game again once, but will have to play the entire game again twice, for the weird route stuff. fave refuses to get spoiled on weird route stuff this time around. fave VILL find out what happens in ch5 weird route on their lonesome, and not thru utg.
Now I want to see Pluey freezing to death like that one episode of Tom and Jerry
>>566562117its the equivalent of using a default jackbox answer like in quiplash, its the "in case of emergency break glass" joke
>I'm the least funny person in the jackbox games...https://youtu.be/JlkBbb7SKyA?si=LogVnsDiFBi3ePal
>>566562204Try being funny next time
>>566562117Nobody thinks it’s high humor, if you don’t like beating dead horse inside jokes then you haven’t been in many forums like these
haha dumb bitch idiot fuck i figured out the sword route and egg myself haha stupid idiot fuck i didnt even have to use googles baby stupid
maybe a hot take but jackbox is only fun in person
>>566562117nah seeing threadshitters get mad at being mocked with it is always a good time. they can't stand not being taken seriously.
>>566562117I am 1000x more creative than you
The same slop served 10 times a day for over a year gets a little tiring especially when its obnoxiously reheated and boils down to "x butterfat and groats". Its not very tasty.
>>566562263shit take I have fun
johncube
>>566562204this is how i use it. if i have 5 seconds left and haven't written anything, it feels less disrespectful than writing nothing.
>>566562207I remember doing a section in a game before and my stuff just got crickets. I floudered really badly and that memory still sticks to me. I'm only really funny when I'm not trying to be, as amusing as that is.
>>566562207Nice try, but I'm the least funny person who ever lived, objectively speaking
>>566562172For your own good close the tab right now and do something else.I remember coming here a week after 3-4 came out, while having played the main story avoiding the internet but not knowing what happens on the weird route or what I would have to do to access whatever it might have provided, and immediately started seeing conversation after conversation about spoilers. I wasn't really mad but I was like huh why did I think I could get away with thatYou haven't closed the tab yet. Do it NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>566562263I have fun with it and I'd gladly be friends with a lot of the players.
>>566562204>>566562260"Noooo you dont get it its not SUPPOSED to be funny"Well ok>>566562310Shouldn't you be above getting this defensive painter
>>566562490same here, you guys are far funnier than anyone i ever talk to in person
>>566562343>butterfat and groatsInspired
remembering how i almost got fired when ch3/4 came out because my shithead boss wanted me to work overtime but i clocked out anyways and went 10 over all the way home and slammed 2 energy drinks to beat all of the new content in my two saves before the next morning
Let's talk fat
>>566562343Garbled and forced>gargled and forcefeddon't worry I did it for you
>>566562503I’m not painter but thanks for the compliment doomdoom
>>566562656
>>566562656cmon fat lets do pushupscmon fat look fat cmon fat look fat cmon fat look fat cmon fa
>>566562664>don't worry I did it for youMike when he pre-chews Tenna's food:
>>566562756tenna...
>>566562503doomywoomymoomygloomyfoodconsumy…
Get a life.
Deltarune but it came out in the year 1999 so it has to complete with Pokemon's popularity so you get Deltarune: Hopes and Deltarune: Dreams and you have to link them together in order to obtain the special darkner Fat Tenna
why the fuck is fat tenna even a thing? why tenna and not some other character?
>>566562850This implies undertale is a snes game
>>566562860Caught the fat from spamton’s habits and fanbase
Need Carol around to aggressively tell service workers that I asked for no pickles and onions or that my steak was cooked wrong.
*scoops doomer up into my maw and glomphs him down like a tasty snackeroo*Yum! *walks away into the distance with my big fat belly jiggling in the wind*
>>566562860because people wanted tenna to be a fat mobster built like a brick wall and he Wasn't so they just turned him fat
>>566562860Someones fetish that turned into a wacky non-sequitur that keeps getting spammed by one or two people
>>566562756What could that urn in the background even be for
>>566562656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeCy36VuoS4
>>566562860Have you ever tried to pick up a CRT? Shit's heavy
>>566562860It's NOT real! I guess you could call it a "MASS" hallucination!
>>566562490>a lot of the playersbut not all of them, interesting, very interesting.
>>566562994without issue when i was like 10
>>566562932Dragon Quest, Megaman, and SMT all did this
>>566562503There's an art to enjoying retarded jokes, an art above your ken
>>566562860the anons crave fat mafiafell sans
>>566562860he’s a CRT those things are literally called fatbacks
Fat spamtennafags rule /utg/
>>566563058I don't mean it like that.
>>566563069Get a load of Mr. Muscles over here
Why has no one drawn Noelle's TV as an anorexic fuck
>gaped by stripper plueyfave really is gonna do it this time
>>566562681>>566562796Not even close
can we play doomination
>>566563295im the twinkiest of twinks. your bones are made from twizzlers
>>566563378*licks up her drool*
>>566563315Noelle's TV would be Hazbin level skinny
>>566562946No! Tenna come back! Don't leave us!
Would your fave still be your fave if they started saying they had alters and they were named stuff like pebble and moonfrost
I have become increasingly convinced over the last few months that Toby Fox has watched and taken inspiration from Satoshi Kon's Paranoia Agent for the writing of Deltarune. Thoughts? I can give a QRD on my reasoning for this if anyone's interested
>>566563383i hope you got in little buddy
>>566563315>>566563431thats queen
>>566563520You reminded me of a friend I was starting to fall for before they started doing that, I miss him a lot even if he did turn on me for calling him out on faking a bunch of mental illnesses
>>566563385Sorry we can't all have your upper body strength Slab Squatthrust
>>566563378Getting compared to doomer isn’t a good look dear
>>566563378fujo would never disparage retarded sex jokes
What if Tenna was built like the Kingpin tho
>>566563682you're practically begging to be princess carried
What media has Deltarune NOT been compared to on /utg/ at this point
>>566563791custers revenge
>>566563791no but he's right there's literally a paranoia agent reference in dess's room
>>566563791Angry BeaversEzggnoreNext
>>566563834but the rape anon
>>566563540Usually I would say Toby probably hasn't watched much anime, but Paranoia Agent aired on Adult Swim back in the day so it's plausible he's seen that one. There's definitely some similarities.
>>566563697All I said was it wasn't funny and then people responded "its not supposed to be funny" so I guess I wasnt wrong
>>566563834What the fuck?? I was writing that up first!
>>566563717Deeply this
>>566563791idfk treasure island?
>>566563834You could easily mod that to be Shadowman and Tasque Manager
>>566563791Burnout Revenge for the pee-ess-toooooo
>>566563717Even dicefags have tourists or it’s a threadshitter disguised as one
>>566563946>All I said was it wasn't funnyyou said it was on the same level as our spammer threadshitters, obviously people will find that stupid enough to correct
>>566563791ai the somnium filesokage the shadow kinglost judgmentwanted: the video game crackdown 1-3
All I said was it wasn't yummy and then people responded "its not supposed to be yummy" so I guess I'm eating 8 gallons of TVSlop tonight
>>566563791Dragon Tales, that old cartoon for kids which was technically an isekai much like Deltarune
>>566563945Why do you think he hasn't watched much anime? He's made a few references in Deltarune (some probably went over my head), and he's a big weeb so far as japanese games go, and he insists on translating everything in japanese- I mean he learned japanese even. >>566563791If you wanna hear me out I think I have some compelling things to point out
pretty sure there's 2 randos on the jackbox right now
>>566563865I think those are ice skates not roller skates
>>566563791The Screwtape Letters
spiders are for sex
>>566564078Sorry but how is someone who camps on here all day making barely on topic ooc fetish posts nothing like the goatfags.
where is my dark (fountain) mode google docs you're too grown to be acting like this
>>566563791SNL
>>566563834>>566563947I'm freaked out badly now wtf, I thought I posted that and it glitched out but no, someone else said this just before I was gonna post it
>>566555763if you are the utg server tennanon im thinking of i would be down to be friends
>>566563791i havent seen anyone compare don quixote to deltarune, or all quiet on the western front, or blood meridian, or tokyo ghoul, or battle royale, or the outsiders, or pulp fiction, or, well, a laundry list of things
>>566564086>okage the shadow kingStan's kind of like a schizoboss that hangs around Ari much like Spamton hangs out in Kris's pocket.
>>566563791mister roger's neighborhood
>>566564252i'm in your housecall me
>>566564143nope, says rollerblades
>>566564221How much of a golddigger is this bitch?
>>566564257thats not me but i was thinking about them. tv is very cool and based-epic-pilled
>>566564278>pulp fictionNah that's TADC
>>566564231good job outing yourself goatfren
>>566564278CoaL has been told to read don quixote because of how might contrast deltarune in his mindsetBlood meridian has the dess and gaster variants posted hereIDK about the others
*stares at the angel with a raging boner*
>>566563791Command and Conquer? I vaguely remember something along the lines of Noelle-NOD stuff but I can't find it for the life of me.
>>566564118Liking one type of Japanese media doesn't mean you like every other type of Japanese media. Western anime fans usually don't watch J-dramas, Haruki Murakami readers don't watch variety shows, and video game fans don't necessarily like anime. There also aren't really any anime references in Deltarune, Undertale has a few Jojo jokes though.
>>566564231the same cycle of images and same catch phrases are indeed much different from people using a concept to make jokes of other posts
doomerbrap has mentally fallen off harder in one year waiting for chapter 5 than four years waiting for chapter 3+4
Toriel Hitler theory
I specifically requested for you all to post specifically what I like only and you still aren't doing it, I don't understand what the holdup is
>>566563791Undertale has always reminded me of cult classic film Spider-Man 2 starring Tobey Maguire as Spider- Man and Alfred Molina is the villainous Doc Ock
>>566564539he was always like that he just let the mask slip
>>566563791Katekyo Hitman Reborn? Soul Eater? D.Gray Man? Pretty much any shonen other than Jojo or DBZ?
>>566564331Oh, I was thinking of another flavor text in the room, my bad
>>566563997Are we also going to fill our bellies with diet soda while we play it?
my one day off is almost over. i feel like ive done nothing. this sucks
>>566564585Best SpiderhyphenMan movie
>>566564550I'm posting all the froggit fart porn I can but it's not showing up when I refresh
I'm more mentally ill than doomer but I hide it better, he's nothing compared to my glory
>>566564538>"jokes"mmm yes very effort much diverse
>>566564646Yes, tenna
"Don't forget the hyphen between under and tale"
I hope there's a Papyrus minigame in chapter 5 where you get to click on Papyrus' head and he vomits up bones whilst making a funny face and also his head is on fire.
>>566564658The train scene so nice you'll do it twice.
>>566564396she's worth every penny
>>566564810Jim reaper in chapter 5 trust
>>566563791Malcom in the Middle
>>566563791the magic schoolbus
>>566564757Let me guess, you don't listen to classical music
i havent seen anyone compare deltarune to breaking bad
>>566564938PLEASE let this be a normal field trip..WITH THE KRIS? NO WAY!
>>566564896you say that, but..
>>566564952did you not see the fanmade chapter 3 animation that just recreated the breaking bad pilot's intro
>>566564637>Soul Eater?
>>566564810would papyrus be friends with the doominate skelly?
>>566565018Phos my beloved
>>566564952I've just seen people combining the two via memesSame with Invincible and Chainsaw Man and other popular Current thing idk I'm Old!
>>566565078An anon of refined taste
>>566565004who would be carlos?
>>566563791I guarantee you we haven't done LOST yet.
>>566565150Berdley
>>566565062Yes.
>>566564517Berdly's design has a reference to Dragon Ball with the eye scouter, also I don't think you would write a character like Alphys without being a little exposed to anime yourself
>>566565189GoT and LOST sometimes get brought up when people are worried Deltarune will have a disappointing ending
>>566565241Berdly was designed by someone else but I don’t see why Toby wouldn’t have watched at least ONE anime in his life
>>566565302Hmmm... I don't think that happened actually. You sure you're not thinking of Prison Break?
berdly is really just scott pilgrim when you think about it
>>566565241>Berdly's design has a reference to Dragon Ball with the eye scouterNTA but that's technically correct but more of a meme reference to Over 9000, especially with the "crushes the smart scouter" line
>>566565302Wasn't the production of Lost completely fucked and that's why it went so downhill?
>>566565010no
BERDLY IS DATING A HIGH SCHOOLER!
>>566564952
>>566565475Why is Kris dressed like that? Are they a pirate?
>>566565538jackbox anon thoughts on this?
Britplugboy what were you doing
>>566565482It feels like that scene is comingAlso they softened show Thragg
I wonder if you could do a "6 degrees of Sans" style game considering he's been in so many things now.
Kris as homelander.Berdley as The Deep.
>>566565595should've been asgoreall your theories are wrong goodbye
>>566565538krissy... krissy... we have to make dark fountains krissy.
this but it's tenna and the pippins and the parrot on pirate santa tenna's shoulder is spamtonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXl_2ZROPQ
...imitate?
>IntimidateWORD WRONG
>>566564257>discord
>>566565691Who is a-train
why can't deltarune fans be crazy like invincible fans I want to see some schizo shitpic unrelated I just think gaster's words are funny here
"Superman but evil" meets "RPG hero but evil"
>>566565601I can see that and I will also admit the show version of Mark doesn't grab me as much because he loses the sauce his original counterpart gets from aping 80sismsI'll admit its very obvious Kirkman is mainly making this rewrite because he's ashamed of how he writes women and I simply "don't mind" the result rather than feel it was an entirely necessary update, with the exception of enjoying the thesis of Mark's Earthling upbringing shaping, rather than overwriting, his belated Viltrumite strength in the first and second seasonsI'm quite comfortable with dropping the show after or even during this fourth season, it's done all it can for me thematically
>>566565687>>566565851Noelle as StarlightJockington as A-train
>>566565851the snail from the snail race
SPAMTONI NEED YOU SPAMTON
>>566555763as a fellow Tennaenjoyer I'd be friends with you
>>566565835i might be stupid but are you expressing disgust or asking for my tag
>>566565241The eye scouter thing is a popular meme, although given Toby's age he definitely saw Dragon Ball on TV at some point. I'm not saying he's never watched anime at all, just that he doesn't seem like a big fan and has probably only seen a few very mainstream series (like Jojo) and series that aired on American TV when he was young.>AlphysThe anime references with Alphys are very shallow and generic. The most specific one is the Symptons joke referencing Voltron, which is specifically a heavily Americanized dub that Toby probably saw as a kid. There's also the "Mew Mew" in Mew Mew Kissy Cutie presumably referencing Tokyo Mew Mew, which also aired on American TV as Mew Mew Power (and MMKC has basically nothing in common with it aside from there being a pink catgirl, so he probably just saw a commercial for it and thought the name was funny.)
I can't help but see most tennafags as fandom tourists
>>566565905>Superman but Blue
>>566565953Who is hughie
>>566565860>why can't deltarune fans be crazy like invincible fansMultiple people here literally threatened to kill Toby over Suselle during the Chapter 2 days and we get a new mentally ill yumeshipper every couple months and also people connecting Toby's used toilet paper to hints for future Deltarune plot points
>>566565835they mean the minecrap server
>>566566059Did you see Spoids the same way?
>>566566078Isn't it obvious? Burgerpants.
>>566565538>to do illegal activitiesUndyne says dark worlds aren't illegal in chapter 2, the Redditor who made this hasn't played the game
>>566566121Who is Billy and frenchie and MM and the female and stormfront and
>>566566059I must agree
>>566565860gaster has arthritis confirmed!
I SAW THE KNIGHT I SAW IT!!!
what if muffet was from milwaukee?
>>566565975Displaying disgust at pisscord
>>566566094yeah sure but those aren't funny
>>566566196>frenchiei don't think there are any terrorists in utdr
KRIS IS... MORE LIKE A PET TO ME
>>566565925I dont strongly disagree but I have to see how Anissa plays out, then I can quit.
>>566566286FRIENDchie is played by an Asrieli actor in the show adaptation of Deltaboys
>>566566259fair enough
Deltarune Chapter 5 will have it's very own veru subversive Evil Superman character when Asgore becomes Flower King
>>566565905Barely on-topic but I have made quite a few /co/ posts on the potential I see in the "Don Krypton" interpretation of Ultraman we see in the Crisis on Two Earths movie, his fealty for Jimmy and sense of decorum a sign that he still has *A* sense of honor, if not quite a consistent one—I simply lack the experience in the pulp genre to develop this idea furtherA "Superman" of the UT/DR verse would likely be some sort of Titan or other Dark entity that made the jump to the Undertale universe, empowered by its free flow of emotional energy just as a Kryptonian is powered by our yellow sun—sans himself lacks the energy behind his spite to play the part of Luthor against such a character though; middleman at most
>>566566059They said the same about the spoids and the dicefags
>>566565860why do people think hes evil hes literally cutes
imagine a buddy cop detective spinoff title with undyne and napstablook
>>566566059I wonder what psychologically compels people to think like this
old man gaster wants his deltarune asap but forgotten man is chill about it what gives
>>566566861some people can't turn the nationalism brain off, kind of funny to see in UTDR where it's pretty much expected for you to have been around other things before
*takes a long drag off a cigarette, exhales* I just wanted to post about fave
Kris will yank the soul out in the middle of a dark world section at some point and some crazy shit will happen as a result
>>566566310based alert
A Green Lantern is hard to justify in any non-deltaverse but could be thought up as a failsafe by a forgotten sect of monster artificers creating devices that could channel emotional energy in case monsterkind lost the ability to use their own magic—Axetale experiments with this idea as monsters who continue to resist the hunger, or even follow it begrudgingly, find it more and more painful to summon even basic magical attacks, but how a monster would find this ancient technology, be sentient enough to use it, and survive the journey back to base camp is the crux of the story there.I make no secret that, akin to minecraftfag, my interest in Axetale's symbolism is how it takes the Underground's symbols of HOPE(Waterfall, Papyrus, Catty) and caricatures them so well compared to the lazy if not negligently handled remainder of the cast
image_friend will be put into undertale as a superboss in a spooky cave after dr is done
thread needs more images of favesway too much text, it's like a thread for nerds rn
Hola onions gringo holmes
>>566567278i wish axetale got more attention because i genuinely believe its the best au, glad someone else gets it
I don't think I've ever won survive the internet before
>>566567596welcome to the champions club
>>566567414I cannot praise it as heavily as you, I essentially only care for its takes on the Hotland Trio and Papyrus himself–mainly because the introduction of its Mary Sue protagonist(what if some little girl had Toriel's magic and Frisk's special powers) undermines the premise of how a Kingdom without hope can rebuild itself through pure force of willI also violently disdain its take on Muffet despite not caring for her character that much besides—I refuse to believe she would not relish in expanding as much as she could, or fighting to the last arthropod in a world where her worst impulses are enabled, the woman who was arrogant enough to fight death itself over a single spider
>>566567596congrats babygirl
post your favorite dess design
>>566567383>onions gringos
Sure, but has deltarune ever been compared to code lyoko? I don't think so.
>>566567810
>>566567810My own because I'm egotistical
>>566567859Noelle's forehead would fit right in with the cast
>>566568084post it
>>566567810I LOVE TOGORE!!!
>>566568207Yeah...
>>566568140never seen this one before, artist?
>>566567859https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542096572/#q542113303
>>566568438GOD DAMMIT AHHHHHHH
Nobody liked the laser eyes? FUCK YOU.
>>566568506I did.
>>566568506i liked it
>>566568506I hated it and I'm gonna fucking kill you
>>566568879wow, okay faggot... *kisses you on the mouth*
I wish I didn't win against the lazer eyes v2.0 sorry
>>566568506I didn't like it and >>566568879 is currently fucking me in the butthole
>>566568928i said i liked it and you won't kiss me?
>>566567810this one is a very close second. wish her drawfag would draw her more
>>566568984I'm a kinky bastard I like the mean ones sorry Mr.NiceGuyJackbox
>>566569023*spanks you*
>>566569023 based knife play enjoyer
>>566569023why am i catching strays wtf??
/utg/ has too many subs. You say one mean thing and all of the sudden people are kissing and fucking you.
>>566569023can you be mean to me next sir
if you're mean to me I assume you hate me and I stop talking to you
Fibbage next?
I would top all of you at the same time.
>>566569570its all the fault of queen and carol and ai ebihara
>>566569703not if i top you first
*hugs spamtits*
*hugs the person to my left*
>>566569921eww get off me
>>566569714>ai ebiharaGood taste
/utg/ has too many sub sandwiches
you are all my wives
>>566570028p4r will ruin her rest assured
>>566567091New headcanon: Gaster pitched the concept of Deltarune to the Forgotten Man and he wasn't really into it, which is why Gaster dislikes him.
>>566569570im a switch personally
>>566570090don't forcefem me
>>566569912*plants my face into your chest and inhales loudly through my nose*
>>566570051>Spyro sub sandwiches
i couldnt finish my truth in time fuck my liiiiiiiife
Gaster plays banjo kazooie and makes deltarune a collectathon
What the fuck is /egg/? A Gaster thread?
>>566570443Engineering games general, like Factorio and shit
>>566570479So, a Gaster thread. Cool.
>>566570407its crazy how the last decent collectathons were battle for bikini bottom remake and hat in time. gaster needs to hurry up.
>>566570583Gaster adds time trials and the ability to fly plus a fishing minigame
Spamtits, you're going to have to elaborate on that one
Gaster reaches out to every single youtuber in existence to advertise deltarune
>>566570752you should be able to bounce off SOUL like mario odyssey
When will Gaster add sex to Deltarune
It's mosquitos lol
>>566569570Welcome to what happens to people who are just desperate to be wanted and would welcome half a dozen doujin bad-ends if it meant waking up in someone else's arms.
I feel raped by "I'm a top ;)"
>>566571238>top was the lieso he's a bottom
>>566571172i feel very called out
>>566571172why not both? why cant i have my submissive cake and eat it too? fuck, its nice to be neededfuck, its nice to be tamed
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO PUT AS THE TRUTH FUCK YOU
I fucking hate being needed, what the fuck, I've got shit to do
>I am going to STALK and RAPE Ralsei for being a vtuber
>>566571289Everyone in /utg/ is a bottom except me
>>566571360too late we're going shopping bestie
1 google search later and I sighed in disappointment.Every god damn time
blather?
>>566571360*mosquitoes
>>566571571I jack my box until I blatherround
>>566571046>>566571626BRO IS A FUCKING RETARD :skullemoji:
there simply arent enough slots in jackbox
>>566571719true
>>566571719Not in balther round, no. Bracketeering there's like 16 slots. And is has the pufferfish moan sound
>>566571781>balthier round
>>566571781>game thats good>game that sucks
>>566571717i replied to the wrong post, i hang my head in shame. it is mosquitoes though
sexy evil unhinged meido
Getting it right as an audience member is agonizing
>Family Guy is like Game of Thrones and My 600lbs Life
>>566570814>>566570814This was last night, the ending of a long dream>exit brutalist building >there's half of a dead black dog wedged in a filthy corner>it must've been hit and killed in the road right next to this sidewalk. >etc etc etc >go up the dirt hill into old woman's house to try and get cactus thorns out of my finger, try to no avail to extract them with various kitchen tongs. she's being creepy so I leave>she has security spotlights on the house>I run up the hill, to where a tribe of people are. they're dressed like an offensive parody, leaf clothes and everything. one of them is a fat shirtless mexican dudeidk and then the old lady was shooting arrows like a city under siege there were shadows and tree leaves and darkness and weird shit I can't catch a break in the night
if anyone ever stalks me and shows up to my house we're playing settlers btw
>>566572341check your closet
why are none of the buildings in Hometown wheelchair accessible
>>566572271That sounds like Mexico rn
>>566572529Mayor Holiday hates cripples
TIDE POD??? IT WAS FUCKING TIDE PODS?
>>566563791Hoyle Puzzle Games 2005
maybe push the button next? or split the room?
>>566573123split please
i thought of it at the last second again
fave spent all day thinking of what pokemon to assign to each deltaruner and didnt get a single (you) when finished...
>>566573390fave meant to read this but forgot
>>566573390the posters here can sense your gay aura and if it's too high you get no replies
i typed soap wtf do you mean snapchat?
>>566573585I saw that too, lol
>>566573585it knew you needed the win
>>566573585because of WOKE
It gave you Snapchat with Soap?!LMAO
People spammed Toby's social media with messages along the lines of "Toby I fucking hate you here's my hand drawn art of you getting fucking mutilated fuck you" And then a month later these very people are wondering why the dev team went silent
>>566571298I'm speaking from personal experience so if anything we might just be kindred spirits, yearning to walk into Hell's flames so whoever's stoking our pyres can claim our souls already.
fave uses diet soap
wtf i wrote an answer
I LOVE KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY WILL LOVE ME BY THE END OF THE GAME
>>566574208thekrisraper.....
>>566574201Nope, the decoy answer will never leave you.
>>566574208>LOVE WINS>The distance between two>Your love will become their love, their love will become your loveThere's so much Kris x (You) foreshadowing
>>566574235not me but the anon who said that is on the money, kris WILL learn to love my advances
Why does everyone think Rudy's definitely gonna die like him getting hospitalized isn't already an obstacle so that the kids can't go and rely on one of the few helpful adult figures in Hometown?
Rudy will stumble into Dark World and sacrifice himself to protect the kids but its really nbd since he's sick anyways
There will be a time skip epilogue where Kris is an adult making it morally safe for now-adult players to keep self shipping with them
For push the button make sure you use jackbox.tv and not the iglmvw github or else it will probably crash again
>>566574414He's getting a lot worse very fast.
I hope we can use Rudy's corpse to solve switch puzzles
maybe rudy is sick because dess is somehow drawing upon his life force via familial bonds. he will be fine once we dispose of her. this would also explain why carol looks like the crypt keeper
okay I see how it is
I was imagining that as a Four Rooms scenario but I wasn't sure how to phrase it
>>566574414What better catalyst would you have for a Holiday snap (both Noelle/Carol are primed for one)? How else would you have shit hit the fan hard for Ch5? I don't think having Susie rejecting Noelle's advances/thirst being that trigger would leave Toby and his team alive by the end of the year.
i want kris to fight back, i want to watch them struggle against me, watch as i destroy any plan they had to fight against my will. i want to kidnap them in the dead of night when i get my vessel, take them somewhere nobody will ever find them again, and do anything it takes to make sure they never run away. and when it is all over, ill finally be satisfied with my subservient little dog. ill be proud of my work whenever they flinch at my grips on their hip, or when i raise my hand in dissaproval of any action and fear instinctually sets in their body language. theyll lean into my gentle ruffling of their hair, whimper in comfort at the same person they used to despise. Theyll only ever think of me, my desires, and my body. my love for them will become their love for me, and i love kris dreemur, my beautiful little pet.
>>566574868Maybe Edward Elric is short because he's providing sustenance for Al's body inside of the portal of truth.
>>566575114Making Noelle kill Rudy in Weird Route is something Im still expecting
Kris if they pokemon
>>566575596>kris if they backshot abomination
>>566572271>Black dog appears again in an /utg/ anon's mindhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(folklore)We know about white dogs and black cats, but what about black dogs and white cats (like Catti or her mom)?
>>566575190Deltarune ends with Dess Knight sacrificing herself so that Rudy can regain his missing lung, get up, and punch The Angel in the face
FUCK
that was fun
That's right, it was me again
I can't stop laughing at this pic
>>566574414He's giving all the death flags
>>566576612Fantastic image
I didn't say you were allowed to go to bed yet
I can no longer look at the 'Leave me alone! AKIRA!' meme anymore without thinking about the period art edit
>>566576945i'm not in bed
>>566576945i'm not awake
>>566576945I was gooning sorry
Here at /utg/ we love digimon!
>>566576945i was busy thinking about kris sorry
Ralsei will unleash his full power and die, but revert into an egg.
What did Toby mean by this?
>>566576173I choose 2.
>>566577392the noble phoenix..
>>566576945I have work in less than two hours and I didn't sleep at all, may god have mercy on me
>>566576173Does 10 represent jumping out of the plane or can I still do that
>>566574412sexo one million times
>>566577564this was me on friday night
>>566577452Toby was protecting his own wrists. How meta.
>>5665772581v1 turn based drives me insane. i dont fuck with any type of -mon but those digimon games are constantly on massive discount leading me to temptation
>>566577452What are the odds that Toby's wrist condition is actually really debilitating and not him just being a whiner?
>>566577726extremely low considering he said he beat silksong in a few days
>>566577790He could use a special controller, like how those Melee nerds built a box that was just buttons for Smash.
>>566577790in fairness he needed to play through it asap in order to steal ideas in a timely fashion
>>566577726>Toby Fox MADE UP his disability so people would FEEL BAD for him
>>566577790He used footpedals
Ralsei sucks
>no goodbye message from jackbox anonforeboding
>>566577564I wish you luck in the day ahead, I hope it's not too awful.
>>566577921>Toby Fox MADE UP his disability so people would EXCUSE THE DELAYS of the game
>>566577932
>>566577985...they got him...
>>566578068#longcon #sigmagamedev #delayedtogetpaid
>>566577985sorry I snuffed everyone for voting to fall on me
>>566577726it's probably a short burst scenario, like he's constantly switching between resting and exploding his wrists every other day, they probably imploded years ago and it Was really bad but if he managed to beat silksong and he's able to write tts for multiple hours i'd say he's doing way better
>>566578329>guy who made his career playing the piano doesnt know how to play the piano
>>566578329you mean to tell me this schmuck is playing piano at the wrong height?
>>566578338i would just never harm tennasfarts3, i hope you understand
>>566578353I thought he was doing a speech to tts with manual text editing, am I nuts?
You'd really rather jaxbox than go hug yo mamas...?
>>566578464same
>>566578403That's what happens when you're a self-taught computer goblin
>>566578426They don't make dog heighted pianos dude, it's racism
>>566578474no you're right, he did in fact use speech to tts for the 10th anniversary because he was sick, but he used normal tts in the chapter 1 livestream back when he revealed chapter 2
>>566578464lock your windows boy
>cut to toby trying to play the piano by banging on it with his wrists
>>566578549idk dude maybe put the midi board on the ground and lay on your tummy instead
I don't know if it's just me but I think it's really cute when he gets called Tenny
>Although I have long suffered from wrist and hand pain, about five months ago my wrist was the worst it’s ever been. I could not play the piano, use the mouse, and barely could use the keyboard. I navigated everything through voice to text.>Through weightlifting, exercise, and various equipment I have been able to somewhat increase the stamina of my wrist to an extent. Various solutions have included trackball mice for each hand, using voice to text whenever possible, using a foot pedal to click the mouse, etc.>Now I can use the mouse and keyboard for a certain amount each day provided I take frequent breaks. I wish I could work without stopping. Once the world situation improves I would really like to take physical therapy again and/or investigate surgery to repair my wrist.>toby fox>weightlifting, exerciseAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>566578861nobody calls him that
>>566578781But that's so like conforming to the big man babe, I may be a feminist dude but dogs deserves rights too
>>566577790There are controllers for people with wrist pain also for all we know he got an advanced copy because Team Cherry works with Fangamer
>>566579109dont call me babe im a hopeless romantic with unresolved relationship trauma
>>566578329this is the reason kris doesnt want to play piano when we're controlling him, because toby self inserted his wrist injury onto him so it actually hurts really badly being forced to play 5 different songs at once
okay migrate to backup bread
>>566578747like this?
>>566579143controllers are also not inherently stressful on the wrists
>>566550084>>566550084>>566550084finish yer breads
>>566579358That too, I was thinking of the haptic controllers where you only have to tilt them which is supposedly easier on your wrists
>>566579358*blocks your path*
>>566579480black black white white black ez
>>566579598grenade grenade flashlight flashlight grenade to you too
>>566579705YOUN'WAH
i need a huge COCK up my ass
>>566579912calm down ralsei
