Previous: >>566566189>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>566584358Fuku? More like FUCK YOU
Living the Dream.
this thread will be O
Cool now I don't have to make my own thread
orenji
Beeg Umerican TITTIES
DYING GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wmqdnM0ZW0
>>566584538something about death knells
no one runs like THAT
>The game has several confirmed lesbian uma>Not a single confirmed straight umaNyoticing
>>566584260Five borrows to make CM parents, CM aces, or TT acesJust the five because I am not pulling the summer Mejiro bannerAwful
>>566584358This should've been a Helios thread
>Be Cyge>Knows MANT killed the game>Releases it anyway>Doesn't even shorten it
this shouldve been a porn thread
>>566584604helios is a bi icon
>>566584604There is no relationship in this game more fucked than Palmer having to accept her best friend is too fucking stupid to accept her advances.
Hey danchou, its summer in my country. Im going to the beach for a week. Im your top 3 earner, I doubt you will kick me.
>>566584604I know this is bait, but I love how that event shows that apparently Ruby is so cute that merely catching sight of her restores energy.
This fucking horse
PALMER LOVE
durh urhrhhr urhghg duuuuuuurhow are your teams looking for cm13? i've decided to stop trying and just oshi play and have "fun" my team is matikanetannhauser, matikanefukukitaru and fuji kiseki!
Palmer looksmogged by Rubertgoddess
cleaning her sweaty back with my tongue like a human rag after she wins the dubai world cup
>>566584821Palmer could stop what she's doing, face the camera and say "I am a lesbian" and faggots will say that she's actually just looking for friends vro
>>566584821
>>566584783why did he do it?
wahey
>>566584783chestnuts HATE
Palmer begged me to finish inside her and leg locked me as we mutually reached orgasmWhy would a lesbian do this?
i'm leaving my club if we finish in B+ again
>>566584824I run a dober that luckshitted into FL + med S but lowrolled statsVB because she's easy to buildand red maru because someone has to support VB because >frontsI've been trying to experiment with red maru though. I might drop angling and load her up with pulse/barcarole or something. Nimble doesn't do shit
>>566584824og maru (sole front because i was in the process of making triple fronts, rolled a good enough maru ace, then decided to not build the other 2 fronts), cheer nature, end digitan
>>566584858It would be extremely salty
>>566584991take your meds now
>>566585068I would but Palmer replaced them with zinc supplements and male fertility enhancers
>>566585020autisma...
>getting mood down in late june>no cupcakesThis is the worse brick everYou're already in the middle of the run and now you have to give up a G1 to get a mood up. Fuck this shit
Im going to sleep I hope I dream about the Annunakis or Yaldabaoth>>566585220Just race and hope for a mood up post race
>>566585220I just had a run where kitasan appeared at late jun, was kino
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan what a shame i almost had the most buono run it was almost perfect but unfortunately i didnt get med A how is everyone doing today? did you get your ace?
Palmer likes her Torena very much
I just masturbated to Nishino Flower.
>>566584358MATIKANES!
>>566585220cupckae
>>566584631It's over. The 7 blinded me more than 6 7.
>>566585361Palmer could stop what she's doing, face the camera and say "I am a lesbian" and faggots will say that she's actually just looking for friends vro
How's the sex with Palmer? Wild? Do you or Palmer take charge?
Palmer is actually one of the most adept umas at handling cockshe takes cock like a pro
>>566585220i just had a run with, no exaggeration, about 20 mood downsevery single 3 race chain or energyless race was a mood down, 2x skin outbreak, 3 informary visits for the 1st because no cure items in shop, every mood down event possible, not one cupcake in shop until after senior summermost non-race turns were infirmary or recreation lmfao
>>566585484She's for female trainer only so I wouldn't know
Hand over the dirt shoes or there will be... trouble!
>>566585485
A true MANT highroll is always having the energy to train when the opportunity arises.
Palmer and Helios' racewear is so boring.Helios' is just shorts and a t-shirt and Palmer's is just a mob uma outfit with a different jacket.G1 is the number one league and your uma's G1 racewear should make her look the part.Anyway, check out these ichiban thighs.
>>566585809So was Palmer a cuck all along...
>>5665856218 more months...
>>566580808https://files.catbox.moe/56ymfg.mp4
We are rapidly approaching thread 2777
>>566585837>always having the energyalways having the balls to gamble
I didnt know Pisa is an all terrain uma as well
>>566584604This kills the troon spammer
>>566585854There is no relationship in this game more fucked than Palmer having to accept her best friend is too fucking stupid to accept her advances.
I'm only a kitaposter some of the time, does that mean I only you sex sometimes or all the time but only some of the sex?
The Palmer is a lesbian spammer is a Heliosfag btw
I swear there are seeds in this game where your stats and skills are irrelevant and your uma is just a useless brocked jobber by design, even if you survive some races with clocks they will just unrelentingly waste them until you lose the fucking crown/tiara with a statline that would easily win any other run
>>566586035I see
>>566585912The last line should be "is my ult good for the next CM?"
Kitasan Brown
>>566585484idk about her career, haven't read the first 4 chapters of her story yet, but shee seems like someone who will be heavy on the flirting but really clingy during sex
>>566586035All of the sex for all kitaposters
>>566586035I sex you whenever I want and never whenever you want.
>>566584604>>566585994>the ONLY in-game images (or images) the schizo EVER posts is yuri related, to further bait people into rage postingnooooooooooticing
>>566586035You are a gay retard and should never ever post here again
>>566585994You're supposed to play her career as a female trainer so it makes sense
>>566585912Ok now make this into a soundpost
>>566586061It's obviously the same guy who spammed NTR on the Idolm@ster general, the same guy who's falseflagging as the Top Road poster in /umajp/, and the same guy who spams BBC in /trash/
>>566585994this is how i know none of you losers have ever talked to a woman beforejust because she says "I love you" does not mean she's saying "I'm in love with you"if the girl is really extroverted and has almost no sense of distance, just like lost gyarus, the saying "i love you so much" in reality means "i'm really glad you're my friend"
>I only you sex sometimes
>>566585854They're just best friends bro.There's no way Palmer woul actually like Helios that way.
>>566586150ywnbaw
I'm only a sex poster from time to Kita does that mean I sex every other uma I but only sex time?
>>566585964biggest irl win is dubai world cup which is a dirt race (kind of) while also having won satsuki sho and arima kinen back in japanshe's GOATed on top of being sexy and adorable and an angel
>>566586169I don't know how to soundpost
Kitasex
Post browns
>>566586076I will forever seethe at the fact that no a single artists had the idea of making a breast envy joke of having a flat Uma use a bigger Uma's bra and being slightly angry over it>>566586216>>566586150most obvious samefag award
>>566585964that's why her crown name is Victorie
>>566586334
>>566585964Technically yes, but the terrain of the DWC when Pisa was running was still tapeta, which is a synthetic all weather surface where it's more of a mix of both. It's why turf horses can still run on it and do well still
>>566586150They have the technology to make careers different for male and female torenas, like dobah
>>566586334stop reposting the same 3 brown images, pretty pls
|ωﾟ)ﾁﾗｯ
>>566586216>using western women logic on nipponese hussies
So which Torena side gets you a 3P, being Palmer's Torena or Helios?
>>566586302She looks like her sweat smells amazing
>>566586474Don't say that....
>>566586474http://poal.me/n3n1hq
>>566586334>>566586216
>>566586441Ehhh
>>566586334>>566586474>>566586515it's 1 p.m., fuckers. we're all brown here
>>566586451First you need to tell Palmer Helios said that was poggersThen you need to convince Helios promising your firstborn will be hers and she can pick the name
>>566586451Being Rudolf's trainer guarantees a threesome with Teio
>>566586334Grown ass men getting mad at drawings again.
>>566586597It's midnight in burgerland
>>566586330Let me try although I'll remove the black bars
>>566586451jordan. maybe even a 4p if you get lucky
>>566586645What about Tsuyoshi?
>>566586737A handjob and that's it, any more and she'll literally die
her thigh claps must be louder than a nuclear detonation
>>566586676Good luck and that's fine, I would have removed them too if I wasn't too dumb/lazy
kingu love
>>566586737She mostly watch from the cuckchair because she keeps coughing on your face, but once she see Luna and Teio are filled she tries it again
>>566586828sex with dirters
>>566586169>>566586883Hope I didn't mess it up
I like that the O series are either complete retards or sex demons.
Brian and Oguri as pace or end for the next mile CM?
post something cute
>>566586948Nice, it looks perfect to me
fuck it, post ass
>>566586914God, if Tsuyoshi hacked up a wad of mucus into my face while I was balls deep in her I would cum on the spot
>>566587020
>>566586451>3Pwe already have a canonical answer
I bought a new tub of creatine I hope my trainee won't mind me getting swole (excluding gentil)
>>566586594you heard me
>>566587096SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566586946true!
why is Pokke such good futa material?
this is /uma/club danchou trying to propaganda us into liking Hishiama
>>566586828I want to bury my face in her ass
>>566587171sick fuck
>>566587251Because you're a troon
>>566567965Uma name: Mejiro McKingTitle: The MejirOmegaAffiliations: Mejiro clan (exiled), Tracen (current student)Friends: Gold Ship (only racer who can make Gold Ship get serious), Silence Suzuka (ex girlfriend), McQueen (arch rivals), Narita Taishin (secretly in the gamer club together), Narita Brian (adoptive mother)Enemies: Tazuna (knows his secret), Curren Chan (obsessed with him), King Halo (rival king)Born the 100th child of the Mejiro Clan under a cursed moon, he is the first "musuko" the world has ever seen. The clan cast him out and he was raised by Narita Brian's wolfpack. McQueen was trained in the ancient ways of the clans demon hunters and pursued him to end the curse but during their chase she realized they had lots in common so she decided to spare him. He was scouted for tracen by Tazuna because Akikawa wants to perform experiments on him. At school he met Silence Suzuka and she fell in love with him and they went out. On their dates she taught him how to be an oonige but it wasn't enough for him. A style called "runaway" was too cowardly sounding. While he trained with Gold Ship she taught him the ways of the end closer and he created his own running style, Mejiroonige, the front runner that goes so far forward he arrives behind the end closers.Quotes: -"I'm not the runaway. They... Are all running away from me."-"This is your end... But my beginning..."
>>566586958
>>566587212
>third club in a row that gets relegated to BI am cursed...I have to look for a new club...
>>566587059
>>566587291Needs Calestone staring off in space
>>566587389me peeing on her
>>566587284kino
>>566587342what rank are you aiming for
>>566587284>Mejiroonige, the front runner that goes so far forward he arrives behind the end closers.I'm literally laughing. This shit is hilarious
>>566587284holy cringe kino
>>566587342I don't usually say this but you should join Uma&Co
>>566587284KINO
>>566586979please respond
>>566587563I don’t know
>>566587302
>>566587563Not if you wanna win
>>566587563bwo I'm still retraining my aces this CM
>>566587686Pace you mean is worse?
>>566587284thus spoke Sandrovich
>>566586979>BrianLate>OguriAnything works except Front because Pulse is brokenIf you really want to go nuts do End Closer Oguri
>>566587263her whole body is very face-buryable
schizo status?
>>566587684zamn
>>566587284Holy shit
>>566587483We're full
>use fine motion and cb wit >end up with sub 700 wit on a med s + gw runFuck this game
>>566587302>>566587212>>566587638My bro's fat tits...
>>566587638umasumi
>>566587284I don't have any reaction images that properly convey what I'm feeling right now
post umass
>pacechuds lose in the DAHBY>pacechuds lose on the MileWhat went wrong?
>>566587529>>566587389>>566587269
all the retards saying kino don't even know what that word meansyou didn't even find that post funny so stop overreacting to it
>>566587718I don't think either positions are good. End is only really good for Taishin because she has golden spurt. And for Pace Taikis is gonna be better.I think Pace is also in a weird spot since you have to be 3rd-4th for your accel to work. Every Front heavy lobby will be an automatic loss
>>566587752I heard from anons and some other things online that lates kinda suck next CM because you can't use daring strike and stuff like Taishin is good so you might not hit King unique.Maybe I can try them both as end>>566587946Good cards like Tachyon and McQueen aren't in the game yet
>>566587448comfy A
>>566587981t. McQueen
>>566587997god I want to mating press Opera all day
>>566587284
>>566587994Fuck, my cards are dog shit and I never tried training a front runner for a CM since Scorpio where I made Suzuka which was braindead since she was so strong.My only front runners are regular Bobo, Suzuka and Palmer. Don't think that's a winning team
>>566587927
>>566587853Bro, if you are running fronts you want 3 wit cards, you forgot bourbon wit
what the HECK
>>566588156It was a Kita run
>>566587853You would get more wit if you used Marvelous or Tachyon SR over CB
>>566587342
>>566588217
>"bro">grabs your cock and sucks itBros don't do that, what the fuck are you talking about
>>566588008It's more so the lack of Spurt that's the real issue but yes Lates are indeed inferior to Ends
>>566588129I think you should try to run Brian/Oguri as Lates
>play Ayabe’s career expecting some standard kuudere route>get the most unhinged schizo shit in the gameI did NOT know she was that crazy, good lord
>>566588390wtf is this true
>>566588390bro, that’s kinda sus
>>566588501Already known that if your favorite uma is a stallion you are a faggot
>>566588414is not even the endeering kind of crazyshe's downright retarded and schizoid
>>566588541This
>>566588217They would actually get more wit if they replaced Finemo and ran Marvelous + CB but the people aren't ready for this conversation...
>check current jp tier lists>compare to the tierlists of units and cards released by 2023 to see what to pull for and compare the "meta" of that time with what they've got now to ensure my dick pulling will ensure I enjoy my umas and cards a long time>2023 lists are a mess and umas that should be on top are rated lower than they are and comparing modern lists with old ones is a messFuck this was a loss of an hour of my time
>>566588541I must be homosexual then
>>566588501They are all female. The "male" ones are beautiful female stallions with feminine shenises. The mares are girls who likewise have feminine parts, including a girl-penis and girl-testicles.
I was gonna pull Paamaa, but after seeing that she most likely prefers girls I don't know anymore
Umas strive for the turf and a fulfilling marriage.
>>566588748Not very umadol-like...
>>566588748>that visible stinky starfishHOEEEEEEEH
>>566587380I love Rice
>>566588701It seems like despite all the cards and umas they have there specific giga buff umas who dominate their specific distance/track
>>566588901these are normal uma activities, it's called fanservice for their trainer
>game outright removes a card out of your deck because you did good during juniorvery fun to see kitasan has not showed up in speed in 15 turns
>>566588831>the turfWhat about the dirt?
I CAST THE FORBIDDEN LEVEL 0 SPELLMILEONIOS ROOMIOS99224963TOKYO1600MNHK MILE HAI !
>>566589049T-These damn kids...
>>566589187
>>566588390>he never fondled his best friend's ball through his pantsyou never lived life
>>566589235people talk about the gyaru umas, but these are the real semen demons
>>566584358Lmao we've fallen so low, just 32k player cutoff.Damn
Rice is petite not loli and I will die on this hill
>>566588390nothing wrong with a little brosuck
>>566589403what hill? hahahahhaaa
>>566588909I love this uniform.
>>566588414have you not watched the movie?
>>566588748HOEHArigatou
>>566589393And look how easy it is now for a single pedophile to temporarily take over the thread
>CM is already startingwtf? is this faster than normal? i only have 1 uma ready
>>566589540Just start gayposting
>>566589463such a plain joke
>>566589463Good one actually
>>566589403True!
>>566589403Rice is a heel villain and that's all that matters
>>566589676I don't get it, I guess the joke fell flat
Choose your uma wife attire
>>566589864either of the bottom
>>566589187Urara needs to be more plump on these fanarts. She's on the bigger side
>>566587156Okay!
>>566589864i like how Furashu shows a tasteful amount of leg and sometimes you can see a bit more
>>566589131Taishin leaves the Potential Uma rumors in the dust once and for all with a stunningly dominant victorySankyu to the participants as alwaysPleasantly surprised how fast the room filled
>fat asses, no reply>the most generic loli images, anons drool
>>566589984Thanks for hosting bwo
is there a better feeling than surviving junior year with a late surger with 0 clocks burnt?
>Rice is little sister-coded (she literally calls (You) oni-sama)>Everyone put her with the daughter-coded UmasWhat went wrong with Rice Shower?
>>566590050Sex
>>566590050Making to senior without chocking on the mile g1s in classic
>>566590050An entire late surger run with 0 clocks used
you're either a smart falcon or a fart smalcon
Bring your Derby umas!!!164754621647546216475462
>>566590123>What went wrong with Rice Shower?Her career
>>5665901231995 Takarazuka Kinen
>>566590123I only have sex with my daughters not my sisters
>>566590127Can you eat that?
>>566590018My pleasureMile races are kino to watch
>>566590198Not even Curren?
oh nothere's 9 fronts in every CM13 public room now
>>566590013heh, retard you think there is multiple people posting fat umass and loli umanko but it's actually just me!
Why does Palmer wear a flat cock cage around her neck
>>566590317Fuck no all my sisters have stds
>>566590320and what are you using?
>>566590123>EveryoneShe's my wife thoughbeit
>>566590123It's so she can be with my other daughter. They're both hot for some reason
>>566590180>Laisu didn't duel with Goldshinyoooo
>>566590320>>566590369Just rape them with a daring strike golshi
https://jiggie.fun/mothersdayhttps://jiggie.fun/mothersday
>>566589403She isn’t? she’s part of the senior division as far as I remember
>>566590123daughter is just a meme term that reddit/tiktok fags use because they're too afrad of what the hivemind would think of them if they call them waifu. All umas are wives, if you insist in calling them daughter, then they are my daughterwives.
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>566590123Absolutely nothing.
>>566590180>it's another wide ass turn episode
>>566590641imagine teaching sex to Urara
>>566590180>>566590512Wtf Suzuka? She missed rod but dueled with Maruzensky to get 1st. Is this the power of 700 guts?
>>566589758Rice is a HERO
>>566590840I'm a guts believer so yeppers
Mun
raisu onegai...
>>566590180The podium, thanks for coming anons.
>>566590927Ei EiMUN
>>566590981Thanks for hosting!
>>566576586 (me)>get the infrequent reminder that late shifts suck>only get one (1) favorite star with a FineMo spook with long-shot star everywhere else, had to hit pitySecond time I had to hit pity in 7 characters banners, it had to happen at some point but still not a great feeling even though I knew I'm going into a brick uma for 3 months, risk didn't pay off this time lmao. Still have 61k carats but now I can't do fun pulls for Sweepy and need to be careful with swimsuit Mack/Golshi next month, holding this amount for Tachyon/Light Hello banner.
>>566591028
CM145611 7781
I HATE RICE SHOWER
>>566590981>Front>Front>FrontCan we all make a gentlemans agreement never to bring a Front Runner into a room again for the sake of the sanctity of racing?
Come bring your titans of the turf to the Tokyo 2400!!!582682735826827358268273
>>566591182Nyo
I love Laisu Showah
>>566591182nyo
I booed Rice Shower when she stole Bobo's Triple Crown.
>>566591160Ok McFatass
I will not do my MANT runs
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566591374Lazy fatass.
>>566591365>McFatassI'm a Super Creeku fan, grossly underweight and in need of milk. Not a Teiofag.
>>566591374ok kitten
why does Pokke reminds me of Naruto
>>566591160Don't say that...
>>566590603FAT BITCH
next 10 roll will be better
>>566591119>lost to two mile AsouchI'm not going to survive this CM
>>566591119Thanks for roomsFuji will get her lick back someday...Tommorow I'm hitting the grindstone Taishins going down
7 and you choose which uma i masturbate nextanything else and i choose0 and i go to bed blueballed
>>566591667Matikanefukukitaru
>>566591645SEX WITH KITAPOSTERS.
>>566591275burger umatwt draw trans umas while latam umatwt draws them being mothers, this will always make me laugh, nuke north America (including mexico please)
>>566591332Rude
>le heckin daughterino has more tits and fatter thighs than suzukaJesus christ
>>566591374>3 runs so far>I already want to bash my head against the wall
>>566591667Makween
I finished 4 MANT runs today
>>566591667shakur
>>566591667Meijro ryan
>>566591667Ryan
>>566591195>it is another uma who gets rod loses raceI think Suzuka could have won too if she didn't waste her duel burying her face in Bourbon's assCan't believe I got brocked as a front
>>566591741Having more tits than Suzuka is like being taller than Nishino Flower.The bar could not be lower.
>>566591667Futa super creek
>>566591667A real life actual Uma
is there any meta card coming soon?I'm saving for pulling for Inari One, but I'm tempted to roll for Palmer too, but don't want to push my luck after getting both Cheerleaders
>>566591864on mother's day?!
>>566591895seiun doesn't have S med. I should get that S med asap.
>>566591895>>566591195forgot the resultsThanks for playing anons
>>566591941>The bar could not be lower.
>>566591769They would not say that.
>>566591614>if lose;winAlso, a lot of dueling in the last spurt. Guts might play a bigger role nowThanks for hosting bwo
>>566591667Haru
>>566591994it's the day after here
you guys are lameI don't care about your lame private races
>>566592109You should leave if you do not play the game
>>566591667
when are we getting REAL duel racists?
>>566592020>66sex
>>566591443Nyoo
Huh, is this new?
>>566592037I have another Curren with 1100 guts, but only nimble and head-on accelI don't want to grind again...
I'm tired of farming parents
One more derby run and that will be it for me tonight.859422138594221385942213>>566592109You can join anon
>>566592017Now consult the cup size chart.
i need the biggest uma you have
>>566591332based>>566591667bobo
>>566592256
>>566592212>the 'little bitch' title
>>566592212Yes. The souless title
>>566592256Room for one more
>>566592463>>566592490What the fuck anons..
>>566592463>>566592490BASED
>>566592212
>>566592514ayyy
>>566592212Suzuka?
>>566592212>no escape artistMeaningless title.
>>566592463>>566592490SHUT UP
Why the fuck do you have to view lobby conversations to add them to the archive? I don't want to spend all day rerolling the lobby.
>>566592256>5 fronts + 1 bigniggerThis is definitely gonna be my finals
>>566592681it was my finals in 12 and I finished 2nd A
I still don't have this
Carrot
do not open
cant even finish one run today
>>566592886They will always be Le Fishe
>>566592256Whale-sama I kneel
>>566592886nyooooooooooooooo
>>566592939selfdoxbwo...
>>566592973Wouldn't be the first time
>>566591993useless niggersnow I remember why I don't stay in this shit general
>>566593079If you stayed in this shit general you would know the answer to this daily question
>>566593079die metafaggotnigger
>>566592939Ammongold???
>>566593079im sorry bwo :3
>>566592915I want THIS for Valentine's Day
>>566593079Try using a picture next time
>>566593079WE LITERALLY KNOW THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAMES SCHEDULE FOR YEARS ON END HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW
>>566593079You should have your support and uma rolls planned for the next 4 years already.That's on you.
>>566593079sorry bwo the mr cb card was the actual meta card forever and it's gone now, you missed it
>>566591993>>566593079S.Maru if you are frontfag player otherwise you wait for scenario card for grand live with tachyon if you are a pacefag neigha. Next card that benefits all styles is Ramonu wit
>>566593079
>>566593223I want dober to say this to me
>>566593282Worthless with accelerated schedule
>>566586338I mean... We get kinda close with a Fuji/Jungle outfit swap?https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sz2oe0(Forgive the Reddit link but the Youtube link is age restricted.)
>asking question without lust provoking image
who else #famous #currencute here?
>>566593282BASED
I miss the nice and polite Bourbro.
>>566593331this is the golden rule for an image board
>>566593354Almost there...I should update my borrow
I think you should use my umas in practice more
Dayum
>>566593282>sloptubers are saying to skip thisAlways do to the opposite
>5 borrows >5 Xoguri charming events>0 charmings
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMAY loves only you was one of the earliest successful micro share jap horses a single share being as low as ¥32,000!
Is coffee good for you?
is cafe good for you?
>>566593775yesnext question>>566593825also yes
i've got a question
I actually drink 4 to 5 coffe cups everyday, I'm just too used to and tea fucking sucks.Will I die?
Where the fuck are Urara's parents?
>>566593903BASED
>Be copano rickey>Cuter, meta, 3 star, prettier, less annoying fukuI'm buying rickey stocks
Oh okay someone just straight up posted porn.>>566593907What's your question Haru?
Should I look for a new job?
>>566593825Cafe does not have an ass that large
>>566593903calstone bros...
>>566593859Is tea good for you?
is fuji good for this cm and the upcoming mile one?
>>566593903
>>566593903You can't post... ah why do I care
>>566593952How'd you know what my question was? You are so smart anon!
Will the crown shop ever have star pieces of 3* trainees?
>>566593932Sir, it's you
>>566593825
>>566593932right here
>>566593354>>566593512Grats brosIm just happy my Nishino Flower is getting fucked
are puns good for you?
>>566594129Neigha, I'm a trainer not a father
ohayo...got some sammiches and small cup of coffee, rare occasion
>Still's trainer is a womanStraightbros...
>>566594078... Arigato, Haru. I needed a purpose.
https://files.catbox.moe/cl7bag.png
>>566594032
>>566594254PUPPET BLOWJOB
>>566594254Kek
>>566594254>the puppet getting fucked toovery very based
>>566594254
>>566594215me on the left
>>566594214ohayou
Don't post porn...
>follow another player>they follow me back even though they're clearly leagues above me
>>566594623i'm happy to follow you anon
>random fast learner>no medium Sfuck this gay earth
>>566594574Post more porn
>>566594574Sorry I made a big mess I will be taking a shower now
Stay Gold voted most likely to do meth
>>566593354Heh…
>>566594557cmere...
Realistically speaking, how many times could you go without resting a little.After I cum twice I can cum but it's very difficult to be totally hard like the first boner
>>566594254Can someone post it on litter? Why is catbox not properly loading recently?
>>566594917Not even once (I'm a Teiobro)
>>566594750Open League should be no S aptitudes and that's it
>>566594917I've never seen mine (I'm a teiobro)
>>566594917I take supplements, work out and do kegels for this very reason, I can cum up to 5-8 times I have no trouble staying hard, and I can reharden with some time, but I need to use drugs like weedWith no rest I can probably do 3 nuts staying hard the whole time, actually 2 because counting the first one for me is not valid since I'm a fast shooter no matter what and I like to keep going as I nut
>>566594917I don't know what is happening but I want to cum 6 times a day these days
>>566586216Do you get mad whenever Andrew from Little Witch Academia talks to Akko? Just curious.
>>566595202>i need to use drugs like weedkill yourself pothead>>566595231My record so far is 5, masturbation of course. I hate 3d women.
>>566594945https://litter.catbox.moe/ltnemy1rz2evmwyc.png
>>566594917Personally probably twice at most, maybe three times if Im hopped up on somethingI always take +20 minutes to cum, Im a slow cummer, and it takes longer with every time i cum
https://files.catbox.moe/peh8dp.png
>>566594254This is very based. It's an entire book in one image.
>>566595308NICE KITASANS
>>566586447Women are the same everywhere gwo
>>566594214Coffee sucks...
>>566595296Fatty is mad he can't keep it up without restSadGo work out lardass maybe your dick will get some blood flowing to it if you lose some weight
>>566595310KEKBASED thanks
>>566595202>I'm ready, trainer-san!
>>566595308
>>566595402I'm not the one who's going to end with ED and taking 5 minutes to form a sentence for drug abuse
>>566595296Only 5 times?
>>566588029TamaLove is recruiting; feel free to apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>566595603I haven't tried aa 6th because of how much time it takes. after masturbating until 6am I get too sleepy, also it's winter here making it harder to stay out of the bedsheets
>>566595381the end result is the same all across the board but the methods can and will vary
>>566594917I'm a one and done champ... BUT, I don't cum easy. I once did a 9 hour jerk off sesh, not even edging myself. I was jerking off with the full intention of releasing. That was when I was still looking for a job, these days it takes me like 4 to 5 hours to cum normally.
>>566594917I haven't even nutted recently instead I just fall asleep everytime I felt horny
post something sleepy
The story event made me extremely attracted to Kawakami
>>566595784
>>566595702I'd like to join278638194499
next run will be the same
>>566594254>actual voicesex
>>566594917I can go all day but if I have a filling meal beforehand I'm dropping like a sack of rocks
>>566595397I like it to be fancy
>>566595702I was about to join but I remembered cyjews makes you wait an entire day after leaving a club, fuck why
>>566591117isambard is a cool name, someone should name their horse that so it can be made into an uma
>>566596096To prevent changing clubs too many times in a single day. On your own that is.
>>566596096isn't 48 hours
>>566596096You can ask your danchou to kick you
>>566596096We'll have a spot open for you if you do.
>>566596159that's the worst case scenario and it doesn't even harm anyone
>>566596239me on the left
>>566595702885903154790 please
>>566594032without sugar? yes. green better than black IIRC
>>566596264Not him but I'm pretty sure this isn't my first time seeing your ID. Didn't you get invited by another club already
I'd like another fantasy event
>called out for flatlining during mother's day
>>566596407Ditch your club
>>566596407serves you right, bitch
>>566596354You just want fat elf tits in your horse game
>>566594254dunno why but the puppet bj made me sadlike watching someone kicking a dog
>>566596486guilty
>>566596354Where are her panties
>>566596529This would be the ultimate elf squad...
>>566596619panties are just for ningen women
>>566596696I have a thing for panties so I guess its ningen women for ME
Stop masturbating so much
>>566596763for me it's victorian era panties
I feel unethical
>>566596763
>>566596696ZAMN
>>566596524the puppet was asking for it though
Keep umasturbating.
>>566596862when is this guy releasing his secret pron stash
>>566597024after he's done with his kemono girls mangatrust the plan
>>566596529Throw in Kris or Ama for a dark elf and we got a deal
>>566597007if we masturbate at the same time does that count as sex
>>566597260nyes
>>566597260noretard
>>566597342hehe anon is shy he just had sex with chiyoposter!!
stop hornyposting
>>566597434no
>>566597415noooooo kitaposters help me he's bullying meeee
when is uma getting good gameplay?
>>566597024>guy
>>566597514This is sfw
>>566597514What game is this againSnowbreak Contaiment Zone or something.
>>566597514I would not like umamusume nearly as much as I do if it were this trashy
>>566597514Umas that have this amount of fat?
>>566597904None
>>566597904creek maybedoto if it's just the tits
I really like Fenomeno.
Here's your delivery, just sign here.
>>566597108Are you going to eat that?
What a handsome horse
>>566598036I think you got the wrong door, I didn't order anything
>>566598087
>>566597985Do you think Creek is fat?
>>566597703snog is like 3dlooks more like nikke
>>566598121
>>566598151she's the best candidate for having a saggy mom bod after I impregnate her with triplets (separate from the triple crown)
>>566597514this is disgusting
>>566598036I signed.......
>>566598087>>566598209
>>566597514At what point are gacha games going to go full eroge?
>>566598268>saggy mom bodI don't see the appeal
>>566598304Cheeky Flash
>>566598105Oh you're right, I asked Kitasan to deliver it to you.
>>566598325snowbreak had a whole sloppy toppy slurping scene or somethingbut when they fly too close to the sun they get burned
>>566598402AAAIIIIIEEEE NOT THE DIA
Straw...berry...CAKE
I think I'm gonna start buying AXS every run right at the start. It's just not fucking worth it to save probably40max80 SP at the expense of pissing away my clocks. Buy angling = never lose. I hate it because if this were ura or unity and I went in with +100 all stats over the competition I would only lose maybe 10% of the time, but in mant it's like 70% loss and I just can't take it anymore. I swear the natural rival and the mechanic rival have even further boosted hidden stats than normal
>>566598401
>>566597514The chinese and koreans always manage to miss the mark when it comes to this. Its always that they think more=better without any consideration.They carbon copy a japanese thing, crank it up to 11 without understanding why it works and the end result just becomes tasteless and shallow. At one point it just looks laughable. That autistic esoteric knowledge and obsession is always there in japanese design, but koreans and chinese ALWAYS miss this. In gaming, media, clothing, cars, tech, food whatever you take its always like that with them.
>>566598498Welcome to the lat surger expierence
>>566598401Yes. I'm into boobs, how'd you know?Flat, Medium, Manboobs, Big, Huge, Lactating, Saggy. Boobs.
>>566598325Never. The smart thing is to have independent artists do everything for you for free ie. Fate
>>566598502She doesnt look light hearted at all...
>>566598612except no amount of stats or skills will save you early run if you don't go pace
>>566598496menhera...
>>566598687
>>566599101Durchgeplanter Geschlechtsverkehr mit Flash...
Just finished reading the story eventIs this King's bra I see here?
>>566599172camisole
ticketbwos... my ticket looks like she just finished running unity cup
princess carry your trainee
>>566599163Surprise sex with Flash
Am I supposed to go End Closer for King Halo or can I just go Late Surger so that I don’t have to bother with End Closer sparks?
>>566599235Stop lying, she would be notable worse in unity
>>566599304i didn't mean it literally bwo... it's called a hyperbole...
>>566599261
>>566599302These skills that require you to stay in the back are usually better for end closers
>>566599339Tickezo wouldnt want you to think like that
TRADING MY MEGAPHONES TO YOUR CHARMS OR RECOVERIES 1 EMPOWERING = 2 CHARMS / 1 65 RECOVERY1 MOTIVATING = 1 CHARM / 40 RECOVERY
>>566598612if you are losing any race as late surger in a career you are doing something horribly wrong. All you have to do is put in a fuku into your deck to get raw stats and unga bunga through races.The only thing what can fuck you up is gassing out on Tenno sho spring.
>>566599445BWEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TOO WEAK
i dont wanna play mant anymore
>>566599370
>>566599556mamballin!?
>whole sports festival event is about King wanting to support Kawakami>Kawakami is very important in main story part 2 Do you think someone in Cygames is mad Kawakami is not more popular?
>>566599450What if I am training her, huh? Also I prefer running TopRo, since her gold does something at least. I can get Speed/Power to 300 normally by Hopeful. Besides that sometimes the game fucks you with a wall of pacers and fronts
>>566599556>entireclubThat'll just be 2 Mambos if it's your entire club...
classic
>>566599556MambrostogetherstrongMun
>>566599638You DO have a guts anklet, right?
>>566599619Lets throw in all matikanes too. I mean they are roommates
>>566599545Yeah, I'm going to fuck a nice thing.
>>566599545two more months!
>>566599602Doesn't help her ult sucks to ever consistently proc, but built-in NSM helps her a lot by being a far better "ult" than her actual one.
I lost 3 clocks for thisI could not accept the fact she lost with 400/300/200/200/400 with a bunch of front skills with front A and GW
might need to borrow riko for that 600
>>566599925>*Tachy chibi explodes in the background*
>>566599940>200 power>on the weakest acceleration style in the game
>>566600041HuhCity is kinda allears too huh
Gif related perfectly summarizes my experience playing this gacha and interacting with /uma/ (and /v/ma)
>>566599925tach is so cute and sexyI want to both pat her like a small animal and impregnate her womb
speed is unmaxxed but she is still pretty good right?
>>566600041>>566600095I wonder if shichi could hear her trainer jacking off to her haha....
>>566600181You might die if evil nature sneezes on you but she could work
>>566599370wtf
Umatikane
>used all my 22 scout tickets for Palmer>not even a single 3 Star appearedWell, i think i'm going to kill myself then
Good
>>566600252Radiant + white is more than enough with 800 on a backliner even with evil neichasthe speed is a little low and he had to cover it with 2 greens, but should be serviceable
matikanestankhauser
>>566599602She genuinely has a good Career story and any of the anons that actually did her career can attest to that as well.Her Ult and her 20% Guts growth rate probably doomed her relevance even with all of the great stories that surround her.
>>566599618>300 speed by hopefulFronties need that by Niigata my man. With A&S and sometimes you still need to go pacer.If you struggle in junior as a late you need more power. Try to use more cards which give you inital power.
>>566599602>>566600417>Aerith with big tiddies and snake sex eyes>not popular because muh metaYou guys...
wipe the plate clean
...
>>566600553it's the foreheadscarlet has the same shit but with twin tails
>>566599602>Kawakami is very important in main story part 2I don't remember her at all in Rice story
>>566600593
>>566600519Potato pussy
>>566599370i need some twin sisters or clone doujins
>>566600573*woof*
>>566600697There's def umas that turn me on more but she's soooo cute
>>566600573Do mares not understand "no"?
>>566600960
>>566600685I couldn't get her a single win in round 2 group A Aquarius, i only now got around to tossing the rejectsMy other racers were strong but i thought i could get at least one victory
>>566601065
>>566601065>>566601185Rice sex nice sex
>>566600960lollmao even
>>566601185What the...
>>566601271>their eyes meetfunny because Ai trainer develops his own glory eyes during her career
Urara gets scolded and denied by her trainer thoughOther mares have no excuse
>>566600960Still understands!
Which uma would teach their kids Mein Kampf?
>>566601479Oguri because she thinks it's about eating.
I just finished Palmer's scouting story and now I'm undecided about whether to actually scout her.
>>566601712cheeky 10-roll will decide it for you
I DONT WANT TO TRAIN FRONTS AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHH
I love Daiwa Scarlet, how popular is she in the game?
>>566601796you vill run in the frontyou vill farm all the required rng shit
>>566601796Welcome to the club.Have fun gluing your highroll with fast learner, if you didn't get groundwork, ignited wit, dd/ppFrontie Love!
>>566601796Is Falco actually good or another gaslight? With how important Mile S and how many Turf sparks you need I don't see how Falco is supposed to be good
>>566601952She has a lot of friends and everyone likes her.
>>566602095everytime falco was viable she has been either meta or almost meta
>>566601952Cow wife nr.1!
what if wejong
>>566602095her unique is good for taking first pre A&S
>>566602139>>566602219Yeey~!
why didn't light hello marry her trainer instead of trying to poach trainers from high schoo girls
This is the tummy of a young girl
>>566601337Ai’s trainer is a based madlad
>>566602415I still dunno if that guys art is AI or not, I mean the lineart is really clean
>>566602095if CM14 plays the same as the first Mile CMFront positions are finalized the moment you reach the first corner
>>566602280go for it
>>566601952Hottest f2p uma and it's not even close.Everyone still loves Natie way more tho, ya know, because of the goslinging
>>566601796Am i correct in understanding that you are bricking yourself with 2 or 3 backliners because of KH inherit conditions
>>566602524>owner is Fujita>another John Cygames horse
glory this glory thatwhat do glory eyes actually do or is it just chuuni cope?
>>566602660Tits way too fat!!!
When this happens, do you clock or do another debut race right after? >Give upI already ragequit my last run in junior year and this is my last borrow...
Scarlet owes me sex
>>566602280I'm bored so let's see if it fillsMajsoul Friends Room 89084(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89084
>>566602729yes but I really like the pose and expression so I let it slide.
>>566602741pay up and continue>inb4 job again
>>566602741In unity or URA I gave it another go. MANT would be instant glue
Daiwa Scarlet raped her trainer at the hotsprings and no one gave a shitA human was violated and so was his rights
>>5666027414th sucks so I would clock if it's a borrow ace run
>>566602219She's not a cow! She just has big tits!
>>566602095Mile S is less important because it's a shorter race so less time at top speed, and Turf S is more important to get to top speed faster, so the Turf sparks are still nice to have.
>>566602729
>actually have to care about finemo giving me speed star now that i am training for cm14
>>566602741clock is fine. It's likely an unlucky freak accident
>Do a single pull on Palmer for fun>The Door>Eclipse First, The rest nowhere>It's fucking fuji kiseki i've got at 4 stars already. dang.
>>566602835suck it up torena
Turn down your trainee's confession.
>>566602950Genohara...
THE IMAGES!
This'll be a long while of no images
WHO USED ALL THE IMAGES
just delete old images dumdum
we can just play shiritorihalo
olah
>schizobabblenyooooo you guys reached post limit and there are still images lefttttt>no schizobabblenoooooo the images are goooooooone
Launching Jong
we can play shibari too :D
only 2 jongers up now.........
I would have posted a sexy image of Bue-chan but now I won't!
I find it hard to believe that EVERYONE was kung fu fighting
NOOOOO I FORGOT TO DO TEAM TRIALS TODAY BEFORE TALLYING I'M FUCKING BRICKED
if it gets nuked so be it>>566603203>>566603203>>566603203
>>566601796I have been creating a stable of 9 blue parents with groundwork and ignited spirit wit. It isn’t that I’ve failed to make aces for Taurus. I’ve been making better parents. I now have at least four different 9 blue front runner parents with a variety of pinks. Mediums, miles, front runner, and turf.
(Imagine I posted a really sexy image of Mejiro Ramonu)Sex with Mejiro Ramonu
>Brick my account for Palmer>Realize halfway through her career that she only lusts for Helios' muff15k carats down the drain
Orange
Fujita has 16 2YOs4 by Contrail2 by Kitasan2 by Kizuna1 by Leontes2 by Flightline1 by Chrysoberyl1 by Rulership1 by Lord Kanaloa1 by Saturnalia1 by Rey de Oro
The quest for a fourth jonger.....
I'll try for a fulll room later bwos.......... it's still only noon
images onegai
>>566603437I will be there (probably)
>>566603370Who the hell is Janshi if he won almost as much as Forever Young with a fraction of the races?
>>566604269You do realize that shows only money won in JRA races? The only race under JRA that FY ran in was his debut. Everything else he won is not counted as it was either NAR or overseas.
