>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergBloodstain: >>566534243
I'm going to get a 100 win streak with guardian onlywish me luck
>>566594543Good luck to the 200 teammates that have to carry you
kino run gg
haruharu sickle lady players report in
gg zdps greg
>>566594543just trio queue with a duchess and ironeye ez
>>566595054Duchess is built for babymaking sex with me
>>566595083>>566595028gg. I can't recall ever being grabbed during the fight before. Certainly there were some close calls, but this fight I got grabbed TWICE. Wild. Still, good fight.
cool avenger strat for tokoya gladius https://x.com/poker_tomoya/status/2053271038914646334
fukutyan kyou mo kawaiinye
>>566595236>shartreign player consider this engaging gameplay
>>566595054i miss when duchess was a cute staff girl not this sloppy slop slop
>>566595203Usually it dies before the zombies are a factor.
>>566595236Beastsloppers deserve death
>>566595884You don't really believe that. Half the pw would be killed
>>566595054>>566595464This to be quite honest >>566594147
Impregnated Bryn
>>566595990Good riddence
>>566596679Congratulations on the baby!
Everdark Heolster is coming home
>>566595884trvke supernova
>>566597249Not really. Lol
>>566595884This is why I only play fists undertaker now. Gotta get good before I play on the password revenant made me weak because you can just sit on the backline and not do anything despite doing chunk damage. Its not as rewarding as punching the nightlord to death.
>>566597216That literally doesnt make sense, theyd have to add a new OST section and the OST is already released
>new input to convert fp into ult>new input to convert hp into fp>ult meter now drains while downed (more bars = faster drain)Your response?
>>566597353Youre probably overthinking and are already good enough for the PW, nobody cares, we have some shit fucking players who for example run no relics or constantly job despite having hundreds of hours
>>566597476glad you're not a dev
>>566597594perfecf
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee
>>566567525>>566568753...Said no one ever and don't talk about yourself in the third person faggot maggot thread shittet
>>566598130>Cross thread retard meltyKinoAnd thats not me you dumbfuck
uh oh melty
>>566598208You need suicide, cabron.
>>566598130got his ass here can't even lie
>>566598645The way you seethe about me daily youll kill yourself first
>>566598208>thats not me>talking about how you want to have sex with pic relatedSee >>566598645
>>566598794>>566598668>>566598645See>>566598772
3shotting red birds in D0 is jaw dropping for cute random casuals
terr pbuh is the one and only true prophet
>>5665945431 game in and I already want to quit
>>566598772I will never kill myself because I'm not some retarded biomass.>>566598794I vomit.
why are you playing D0?
>>566599064Sometimes you feel like going easy.
pw was dead for 30 minutes
>>566598923Russians always put ) in their messages and I don't know why
>>566599185Its a smiley face just they dont have :
>dead q>ergies still blocking each otherkek
>>566599314not unblocking you trash
>"STOP POSTING DEFEAT SCREENS YOU'RE FEEDING THE THREADSHITTER">be the only one reacting to it besides the participantslooked like a clown there ngl
>>566599314I can afford to block the troons and their chasers just fine.
>>566599408Not me and i dont give a shit if you block me motherfucker
>>566598916You seem upset trashtroon
>>566599064Practice wasn’t playing to carry him
>>566599589They aren't friends.
>>566599064xher critcuckold build isn't consistent (or good) in D5, so xhe needs to farm izzat in D0
>>566599423Not unblocking you Belland. Whose the clown now?
Terr is filling his log with D0 games because he got caught duoing
What if adel was an anime girl
>>566597818Another blessed thread, thanks big Scholppaa.
>>566598923>calling random dudes you played with "cute"actual troon behavior
>>566599802it's ok blockchud, I get pw runs just fineanyway I'm dropping the game next month if no more content is announced
>FromSoftware Spent More Time On The Duskbloods’ Gameplay Than Any Other Title, and It Will Be the Most Innovative>As reported in a new video shared by Ziostorm, a Chinese journalist who provided accurate information on Elden Ring before the game's release, recently revealed some small, exciting tidbits about FromSoftware's upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive. The game was reportedly greenlit even before the marketing campaign for Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice started, and it is the game that FromSoftware has spent the most time on gameplay among all of their games.>All the time spent on prototyping The Duskbloods' gameplay is reportedly paying off, as the game, although PvEvP, features many innovative gameplay elements that the team is really proud of. So much so that the journalist speculates the game could influence games from other studios as much as the aforementioned Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice did, especially with the parry mechanics that are now prevalent in almost every action game.>Miyazaki considers Link to the Past to be GOAT and collaborating with Nintendo is his biggest dreamAre you ready for kino?
>>566597818Ritual posts are lame and gay
>dropping the gameyou don't mean that
>>566600138I'm ready to not buy it because I'm not getting a switch 2, period.
dogshit executor kill yourself
^
>>566600138>pvpnah
>>566600268Stunning... Brave. Even.
>>566600398PvP enjoyers won, you lost. Been a thing since Demon's Souls, btw tourist-anon.
Running Night of Dregs makes me genuinely irrationally angry. Every time I lose my stacks because the check just happened to be in the brief interval when a grace spawns or when I load into the spirit shelter, my blood pressure spikes. It's so frustrating.
>>566600687you'll get used to it
>>566600687your pacifier, sis?
>PvP enjoyersRejects that can't even play actual fighter and get hard locked to bronze/1st dan.
>>566600687Dregs is the new greatbow raider
>>566600687lil brotato chip's cortisol is spiking fr ong
>>566600687damage is crazy but it's just not worth the hassle>forced to always be below max HP and poisoned/rotted so you always get oneshot>have to waste time doing crossed-legs/seppuku/briars everytime you hit a grace or accidentally heal above threshold>can lose all your dregs stacks at any given moment if unlucky including nightlord fight
>>566600894>muh real fightan gaem and it's just static arena slop
loli kept forgetting to use charged attacks for damage negation
>>566594313should i do an 80str 80dex dane footwork build? or is the faith version that better?
why did i take damage
>>566600894Dark souls is a fighting game thoughhttps://x.com/i/status/1748537359883227641
>>566601487what does #ffee8f mean, bjark?
gg greg, rare flame grant me strength game
terr is so cool
Official /erg/ tierlistS: Devil Knight / Practice A: Shiftyduck / MAN BIRD / Sludge Merchant / Gremlin / cc B: Skorvan / Piqf / ZdradaEnjoyer / Mellow / 3 bar doll / tinpo / ender lilies fan / hit / Nine-box / Aschev / terrC: Ytlaire / Mush / yys / Shijjjy / Viteazu / Trish / Zane / Clumsy / Carian / Naefy / yerba / Jellyfish / Quintoneus / Remance / Pepe / Sneeglius / Archetype Earth / Salvare / oie / Minerva / Daddy hubby / Training arc / BandersonD: Zorban / Creasy / Belan / MARZ / Tide / Pivvot / Monica / sat / XHAL / bjark / Brynhildr / Sens / Ukonzaemon / ****use / Cupcake / GUMBUS / DingleF: Sneedgar / mitt / Various cheese / Revenant Lover / Joll Doints / Zombii / Karry Kip / Venomous / Tranimelover / Extremist / Ying / Ace / Lotus / Spirit / Duowaifu / Erotony / Nezuk / Freud / Miquellafaithful / Zaborg / Watatuna
Devil Knight is cooler...
Practice is cooler than both
>>566601536image>>566601487dunno. i really thought i dodged that aoe, too. felt like i got hit twice.
>>566601689stop spamming
i like the tier list
>>566601487isn't that attack a multi hit?
>>566601487Your stupid glitch means you are moving into another hitbox
>>566601924>pulling out the cursed sword to parry>glitch???
>>566601779why are you named yellow
people aren't dodging my guardian games even against balancers this was not in my calculations
you are invulnerable for the entire backflip 924
>>566602053i like yellow
>>566601842no
Play it on 0.5 speed
>>566602208terr is so cool...
>>566602178gay
>>566602604slash me punches you
>>566602658*it was a hologram*
>>566603195just stay there man
I'm watching a neovipera vod and she's dualwielding daggers as duchessWhat is it with streamers and their obsession to do zdps I don't understand
>>566603195triggered the birdjeeta with this one nicely done
>>566603413link me
>>566603413because they're simply not at the level where they think about that stuffi doubt shes ever done a quick test in the sparring grounds to compare the single vs dual moveset
>>566603413Are they D5? Are they even doing depths?
>>566603572Xe is D3 at best.
/ournipsissy/ kachu_miku is live
>>566603525It is her latest vod around 1 hour and 30 minutes mark>>566603572She's hardstuck depth 2
Why does viteazu simp over vtubers so much
>vods>vtumour>one with confirmed bf on stream
gg normal dogs, rare lions claw game
>>566603747well hes not the only one
I don't get the appeal of vtubers
>>566603747Woman are dogshit at video games and carrying shitters is fun sometimes.>one with bfThat's every young woman ever.
>>566603990Parasocial interactions with a female are better for them than none at all (probably debatable). The ones that think of it as a real person behind avatar might still have some hope left in them, but the ones that are there for the "anime girl" are truly lost.
>lies of p developer to hire AI slop creators for their next gameOh how the mighty have fallen.
>>566603715>D2Might as well have fun doing stupid 0 dps shit
my lucky day
if I can carry 2 chinks scrubs through mohg as guardian does that make me A tier
do all nip streamers only play in the JP region
>>566604714Yeah why not
>>566604714No because playing guardian tanks your teams DPS and drags out fights, yes you can win but you could have won much faster by playing a class that kills things better. Revenant is the better Guardian.
feeling cute might q later
>>566603747Its not Vit, but Saar K***ht is the brown simp obsessing over japanese vtubers
Nightreign needs voice chat I want to hear all our cute revenant mains girls voices!
>>566604405Problem is she always loses because she sucks major ass and her viewers are shitters too so they kinda have to use meta builds
>>566603747must be some arab squatter thing
>>566605215
>>566605215Based.
>>566605215Deviljeet is so lame...
That seals it, terr is now officially cooler than Devil Knight.
>>566605215oh my god
He can't come back from this, can he...
DevilKnight came back from being known cheater, he can come back from anything
>>566605215What did he say?
No one cared because he was already the best player on the pw
>deviljeet trying to damage controlkek
qrd on DevilKnight?
>>566605943see >>566605868
Qrd on creasy i love belan
saarknight wishes he had the confidence and shamelessness of terrjeet and jeeteazu
What's wrong with watching vtubers exactly?
>>566605943Highly skilled brahmin that mains Wylder who makes exejeets seethe. Possibly one of the best players in /erg/
>>566606118Here comes the trademark indian damage control
>sub-100 dsjeet self-namedropgrim
>>566605943relic cheater troon chaser thread shitter vtuber simp pakistani immigrant and all of it is unironically true
common deviljeet Lso sad and pathetic...
absolutely worthless ironeye, why the fuck are you still using the stock gaol relic
name and tier? 565
>>566605868>>566606146Go for >>566598130
so lame, pathetic, and uncool...
>>566606649this and calling people "cute" pretty lame and feminine ngl
>stalking xhis crush on twitchso creepy...
>>566604968you don't wanna follow that logic train through otherwise you're claiming all halosloppers and beastclaw revs are S tiers
>>566606783meant to tag this >>566605215
Qua tari mei
>>566606385You just sent that freak flying into orbit well done
Devil can I see your current relics?
>>566606621trashsimpoyerba
>>566606649Yikes... Never mind, Devilknight is cooler
This is the worst general ever
>>566605215its real...lol lmao even
>there's a nightreign general
>>566606649is this post you, devil? I have noticed your filenames are assume it is
who should i support?
>>566606649the queen of 'tiff talks like THIS?
>>566607329Ofcourse it's devilcuck this dude has an unhealthy obsession with terr
>>566607345Trish
>>566607480Said no one ever in the history of erg
>>566607607you forgot simpo
terr is just better by virtue of not cheating relics and maining a character with a higher skill ceiling, how is there even a debate around this
>>566605215Yeah he’s being moved down two tiers for this
qrd on terr?
>>566607285>>566607213>>566606649>>566607374It is pretty sad isn’t it
nice thread ergies
>>566606118Pekora is queen of /erg/, watching anyone else is subhuman
>>566567525 >>566568753 … Said everyone ever and continue talking about others you straight glorious thread improver
>>566608051>redcels
At E3 they also had the sacrifice ceremony statue that sprayed water for Dark Souls 3 which shows a mechanic that was internally cut from the game before E3 even took place.
>>566605215Proof this is him?
>>566600138the answer hasn’t changed the last 20 times you posted this (no)
>>566608013Said nobody. Kill yourself, troontinche hijo de puta.
>40 win streak after 3000 hours>comes back and has to duo with a seed cheater to streakWhy do we compare devil gawd and terrjeeta again?
>>566597420Based witch debunker.>>566595054Wylder is so lucky…
>>566608246Proof they're a duo? Also deviljeeta was literally always duoing with his troon bf before
>>566599040>>566598130
>>566608363Terr wouldn’t post his previous games
>>566597818Ritual posts are cool and kino
>>566608542Don't talk to yourself
>>566608501That isn't concrete proof you tard
>devilsaar gets exposed as a brown vtuber worshiper>immediately lashes out to terrjeeta in self defenseis this the most raped a person has ever been?
>>566608363>two hetrosexual normal guys make friends and play together>erg ships youwhat is the matter with you people?
CE kino? idk if poison ironeye is still meta
>>566608789It’s an admission of guilt
>To use Night of Dregs you're either spending a weapon slot for seppuku or a relic slot for libra>A relic slot is potentially 20% damage, so 40% split over two slots is... just 20% damage per relic>A weapon slot is also potentially 14-18% damageNight of Dregs isn't mathing out. I guess it technically is consistent where as getting all 6 weapon slots filled with solid passives is not consistent at least.
>>566609176>pretending to be a woman on the internet>heterosexual
>>566609203>poison ironeye>you're plinking for 100 dmg per arrow>you poison the enemy>now you plink for 110 per arrow
>>566609176See I'd have given you the benefit of the doubt however zendeyaenjoyer chose a highly troon coded character to larp as so your argument falls flat
>>566608179>>566608595you seem… upset?
>>566609203Your mark dash doing extra physical damage to poisoned targets (from your depths relics) usually kills them quick when they are poisoned for that to do anything. What you would rather have is poison on starting weapon to guarantee yourself a way to poison enemies quicker.
>>566609203It's good as all you have to do is find a night invader relic with something you like while pairing it with Gnoster's relic but it would be a lot better if it was any other colour.
>>566607285>tektroon
>Going through the relic gacha>Wylder +1 weapon skill>Night invaders>Changes weapon skill to white shadow's lureI don't know how to feel about this.
I want to edit my relics but am worried I'll get banned. How do I do this shit? I'm tired of getting dogshit, I spent 800K and got nothing. at least I copied my save before hand.
why does messmer look and act like a godskin
nobody use the default aow anyway 419
>>566610569ping DK in the 'cord, he has a guide
>>566610419Let's be real, you weren't using stamp anyway. Oh look, you juggled a mausoleum knight that we can just backstab anyway woweeeee
>>566610612Post like a normal person for once
>>566610569you really don't need max high roll optimal relics even in d5
no thank you 783
>>566610419pretty bad but still useable, spamming stamp early game lets you stagger certain enemies forever so you don't really have to fight them but past the 2nd or 3rd POI you should have something better than your basic weapon anyway
>>566610703>in the 'cordthis is my first time here, can you link me?
i wish terr would reply to a 621 post so i can imagine him sounding like walter
>>566610797You definitely need good relics for D5.
>https://x.com/kamihadamen/status/2053789558308057179I actually hate trolls in this game so much, easily my least favorite enemy the golems too. The fucking stamp move is the worst you literally can't dodge it most of the time it comes out too fast.
you don't
Where can I download bloodborne for PC? like the game files/dlc/updates.
queuing
erg is finished
>>566611140Tier?
>>566611212c
>>566610941yeah and by good that means at least a night invader line on normal relics, and some +3~4 physical/+2 affinity lines on your deep relics. it's not that hard to find those.
yeah im thinking practigod won
>>566610015>When you finally get that poison starting weapon + rain of arrows relic on ironeye
>>566611408…terrs heart and asshole
this made me laugh so hardprior to depths this would have been an utterly amazing 10/10 CE KINO relicand nowadays it's just "meh"
ED Heolster icon is in the game files don't give up retards
>>566608246keeeek
>>566611625make a set for carrying non-depths with noobs
>>566611825Shut up pedo
why would prac duo with sperrg? he's not even good and tends to do retarded shit during day 1 and 2. it makes no sense.
Which other bosses would you like to see them bring back as day 1/2 bosses in Nightreign.For me.Fume KnightVelstadtMirror KnightDark Souls 2 unironically had some kino bosses.
>>566611825If we don’t get any form of update on the anniversary then you can rest assured it is officially over. The game has been out too long with no updates and unless they’re planning to do a dlc 4x the size of the forsaken hollows with dark souls related stuff as well as a SotE weapon drop as well as adding newer enemies to limveil then the game will keep haemorrhaging numbers and the ability to attract new players will be less and less
>>566612129The deviljeet is just trying to push a new narrative after being exposed as a brown vtumor simp and as you can see it's failing miserably
>>566612129They play Executor together and kiss each other after runs
why wouldn’t terr post his last 20 games if he has nothing to hide?
>>566607662>exejeet>higher skill ceilingHe has a normal dodge, so no? >how is there even a debate around thisDevil has triple terr's highest winstreak, there was never a debate.
>>566611625it will be when they nerf balancers stacking and buff gaols in 20 days
>>566612118???
Ever since someone posted you can just save scum your winstreak I stopped caring
>>566612310>terrcuck deflection
Even though a webm showing the result history shuts down that cope
>>566612457>conveniently ignore the cheating issue>talking about yourself in the 3rd person
>>566612502Pedo
>>566611825post more
>>566612674Go back to dsg loser
Even though games are server side and streaks are profile side. Terr scrambling
>>566610846>>566610612>>566610906this isn’t dsg retard
>>566612685>makes a bad faith post>surprised they get one in return>seethes in 1st person to factual statements
Who cares if terr and practice are duoing. Both are still better than any of you and actual play the game
>>566612918I raped you. Remember?
>>566612226Covetous demonCongregationDeacons of the deep
>>566612918trvke supernova
>>566612730Why? You sound like a coomer
>>566612769meant for >>566612575
>>566612980
>>566609490>A relic slot is potentially 20% damagedregs is 45% so it's 22.5% per relic if you take librabalancers are 20.5% for skills only
Terr and Practice after a run oh gosh…
>>566612226Pinwheel
>>566612918They're not even duoing is the funny part because there's no proof of it
>>566612226Sister Friede, Gael, Nitojust beat ds3 and ds1
>>566611543>>566612412>>566612730tsmttruth
>>566606621Got a job for you.
>>566613120>no proof of it>but won’t easily disprove it either
>>566606649First time I've seen one of these loser ass dsg schizo's break character. Keep going, we're breaking him.
>>566606649Actually very charming and cute
>>566613032Don’t post my cute sexy nubile wife in this shithole please
>>566613169>Sister FriedeIt's too long of a fight.>GaelOkay>NitoHe's slow as shit and his attacks will miss if you sit in front of him. They would have to overhaul him completely
>>566613584just take phase 1 and 3 of Friede and treat it like NK
>>566612226Fume Knight and Alonne would make good day 2 bosses, they would need some polish but their base design works.
>>566613773I hate the dragon phase of the nameless king
>>566613773And remove Ariandel? That's retarded. At most you could make it a Night 2 boss and start in the 2nd phase.
>>566612226It's criminal they didn't add ornstein and smough. Give them new attacks like artorias and it would've been perfect
>it's a "forgot to slot in night invaders on an experimental build" episodeat least i'm not negative dps by dying...
>>566614320Gg revy fried him back to bangladesh
>>566613053get this genSHIT faggotry outta here
>>566612226need some night bosses that interact with the map and routing like buying the anti-nihil physick for mohg. imagine if frog knights spawned day 2 and you could recruit them for ivory king.
>>566613192See >>566608595
>>566614775See >>566614775
>>566614834See >>566614834
>Thought 3x greatswords on Wylder would be a good idea>Eventually realize that the passives on invader Wylder's weapons are fucking dogshit3x katana and 3x daggers are much better lines
>>566614981>skill up>on charge attacks>taking damage negationsRetard take
>>566615170>retard takeTypical dexsissy tranime poster for ya.
>>566615170on charge attacks is on all invader weapons and it doesn't help for 3+ passives
>>566614981skill attack power and taking damage boosts defense is not dogshit
good morning erg!!
>>566615380Good morning.
Well I'm back from anime GTA and ready to shit up the queue again.
>>566614981another loss for the wyldjeetarinos they're so lame...
Dexsissies were MADE for big strong Wylder mains who carry them to 9999
>>566614981Wylder passives are alright, my problem with 3x greatswords is that if I don't run into a wylder invader I almost never get to benefit from it.
>>566615435Who asked
>>566615564I did
>>566613032Do you look like this?
>>566615576No you didn't
>>566612226Ruin SentinelsLud & ZallenDarklurker
>>566615435Hey anon are you back from GTA and ready to get back in the queue? >>566615826See I asked you can read it in this post
brahmin in the q
>>566615892This was after the fact stupid thread shitter nice attempt though
>>566605232I’m going to need some Rev main vocaroos right now
>>566612226>Night 1Looking Glass Knight, Summons 1 invader.Abyss WatchersBloodsucker Beast>Night 2 Burnt Ivory King Ornstein and Smough with new moves.All 3 Undead Giants from chalice>InvasionPursuer. Gravelord Nito
>>566615435Can you kill cops?
>>566613584>He's slow as shit and his attackshim summoning the unkillable army of skeletons would be funny as hell though
>>566616267Damn I was expecting an ergie to not understand the passage of time, but you’re smarter than the rest
Don't you guys get tired of shitflingig at each other all the time? Maybe we should try to be nice and get along today
>>566617583You'll notice it can't happen to anons. Only namefags get endlessly shit on here.
>>566617739Shut up DOSjeet no one likes you either
>>566617739You'll trigger the guy that calls everyone dos.
>>566617739Shut the fuck up 739 all you do is make dogshit posts every day. You hide behind anon but we always know it’s you based on your stupid posting style
>>566617807sent that faggot freak flying well done victory is rightfully yours
>>566617739Thank you for shutting them up.
>>566617739Uh oh 566617739jeet melty
what a miserable character
>>566618057He'll be fine he can go post in the bg3 thread he just made to cope. We haven't even begun to see his real melty.
For me it's 621
>>566618115build?
>>566618142I wish I was 621’s energy girlfriend that eventually gets turned into a giant robot…
>>566618137That's your post ID retard he's talking about youGod thread shitters are so dumb
>>566618137Wild that he did that so brazenly lol. The days of pretending are long gone. >>566618115Nice it is going to happen here too.
how do I make dual curved swords work in nightreign? ISA and glass necklace builds felt mediocre.
gg horse got the balancer raid and no one even died
>>566618374This was when the
>>566618502>>566618374birdjeetas are so lame...
>>566618338Undertaker with dex respec and run everywhere. Activate your shroud when you are about to enter combat to refill stamina. Get used to holding dash instead of surge sprinting everywhere for precision attacks.
>>566618338if those felt mediocre it's time to accept raptor talons are superior in every way
>>566617739This is true, no wonder it made the thread explode.
>>566618169just over 6ft, average build, maybe a little underweight>>566618374why do they insist on using their shields, if there's one thing playing this miserable character has taught me it's that you should never use the shield
>>566618604He was probably trying to get his nemesis to reply, then once he replied the need for the attention ended or he got ascared and left. Either way works he seems to have rotated into his guardian obsession that the same guy gave him.
>>566616682kind of but not really, this is like a very watered down children friendly version of anime GTA, so that means no brothels, no stripclubs, no saying the N word and the people you run over or beat up just disappear although you can still build up stars and get shot at by cops and get arrested and put in jail that you need to escape.
>>566618646You just described a slut
>>566618753you know sluts over 6ft? what're you, dutch?
gg wending
>>566618338Try jumping.
>>566618813All men over 6 feet are sluts, just look at them, they are so…SLUTTY
ugh my shitty laptop kept stuttering and I couldn't dodge lot of things
>design guardian around being able to block everything with steel guard as long as you can manage your stamina>night bosses can hit you from behind the shield at any given moment even when you're their targetthat's just gay and lame, steel guard should be omnidirectional or the character simply doesn't work
>>566618813terr...
>>566619021You'll get better at it as you play the game more guardian can filter people really easily if they aren't good enough to play him.
>>566619008bro, your gaming pc?
>>566618937a large amount of the men that are into that sort of thing are asian and they're usually not even close to 6ft
>>566619213What are you talking about anon?
>>566619008>playing NR on a laptopnyame?
>>566619189have one but not right now
shame we won't be getting any smee streams on account of you know what
>>566619164if I need to dodge shit anyway why would I use the character with the worst iframes and skillset in the game
>resident birdjeet is acting up again
>>566619409You don't need to dodge anything with guardian, you'll get better at playing him don't worry.
>>5666193361280x720 lowest setting optimal 20 fps guy
>>566619478i have been thoroughly disappointed at the lack of dodgers, i was expecting to never have to fight balancers or dreglord since randoms are supposed to dodge everything hard with a bird
>>566619478I won't because I'd rather play any other character as I said troll-kun
>>566619021>night bosses can hit you from behind the shield at any given moment even when you're their targetThe only Nightlords that do that are Augur if your back is turned to a tentacle, Pests if Gnoster is behind you, Gladius if you're in melee range when he does that attack where he drags his swords out of the ground to shoot lines of fire or if the 3 dogs surround you, Libra if the turret shoots you in the back and Heolstor's orbs and 2 ranged slashes into dash, the dash will hit you from behind on certain angles better to just dodge it.Every other Nightlord attack is easily blocked and healed through with shield poking.
>>566619617You'll get better in time bro don't sweat it. >>566619673That is fine, I said he filters people regularly. Some people can't handle the skill ceiling being that high in a simple game like NR.
>>566619462you'll trigger him careful
>>566619686>ackshually night bosses can't hit you from behind>except augur>and gnoster>and gladius>and libra>and heolstor>and...bruh
>>566619873He' trying to help someone that isn't doing well with a character in nightreign. We'd all do the same.
>>566619873he forgot balancers and dregs and horsebut it's ok you won't get deadangled by caligo's 500% magic damage ice breath!
>>566613216actually funny post. made my day, thank you.
I like how Nightreign filtered shield poking babies with DON, every fucking dogshit host and ganker is always hiding behind a greased up shield and the vanilla game rewarded them for it
>>566620038It is pretty crazy seeing this kvetching when half of our pw mains guardian in d5.
>>566619462The webm that BTFO'd birdjeets world wide
>>566618646>They should stop playing the character properly because of dead anglesultra-retarded take
>>566620164
>>566620164>mains guardianname 5 erg guardian mains
>>566620164>when half of our pw mains guardian in d5.Guess why the fag hates guardian lol. You are watching some high school tier drama club get mad at another high school tier drama club. The fag is never going to live down the guardian anon calling him a casual.
>>566620164Doesn't play the game awardFailed falseflag awardWasted his time award
>>566620164>half of our pw mains guardian in d5funny bait but guardians are basically extinct, i've been playing with randoms lately and have yet to see a guardian
>>566620371You keep doing this lol.
>>566620512I see him pretty consistently in D5 but that's because he can job most of the game easily. I'm dabbling with executor recently to try and mix it up.
>>566619408they will return soon™
>it's a "DOS gets his ass torn apart for being a shartdian main" episode
>>566620792this happens every day
*xhey 702
>made a new character last week>been enjoying that early game>now mid to late game is starting to fuck me over>thinking of making a new mage character>while at work i remember one can respec in hogwarts dodged bullet right there
I've been playing with erg for a few months, I have hundreds of games with you guys, reached 9999 with you guys.For some reason the first time I played with terr was this week, and I've had a good 5 or so games with him now (I guess he came back from hiatus?). At first I was excited because in every tier list he's in S or SSS tier.But he's just kind of... mid? 3-bars a lot, makes bad pathing decision, play executor, etc.I'm not upset or anything I just don't see the hype.
>>566620792I've seen many schizos in my time but nothing quite like him. He is well and truly mentally ill but I guess that's what playing birdjeet does to you.
>>566620792If you follow the lore he doesn't even play guardian.
>>566620965what a faggot weird type of post
>>566621059He does this for fun since it always triggers the same idiot for hours. Archives of when he bodied them are still posted sometimes.
>>566620965I think I finally understand those schizos at /v/ that post "toxotransmosis" as a reply for every cat post
>>566620965>in every tier list he's in S or SSS tierThis is not even true so you have now officially exposed yourself as a thread shitter who dptg
>>566620965you can back that up by posting a screenshot of a game with any erg from your log right? you can censor the identifying information
MA'AM I'LL SAVE YOUWE. TANK. THOSE.HASHTAG PROTECT THE FL-ACK!
>>566620965Sometimes he's at the bottom of a tierlist if his friend is trying to start a fake turf war with him for replies. Its best to simply ignore tierlists as an inside joke you aren't part of.
>>566619408xhe ACK'd xherself after this, so yes >>566606649
>>566620965raped TOS
>>566620965classic kino and you'll come to understand xhe's the one putting xherself high on terrlists...
>>566621229>toxotransmosislol'd
erg shitposting can get really weird...
so who do we blame for the state of this thread?
me of course, all me btw
>>566621765/mhg/
>>566621765we have to go back all the way to the 1918 german revolution before that, even
>>566621765slugma
>>566621229Is that where you drive people crazy by being trans near them?
>>566621765An anon with a memory like a vise trap. Most of the weirdness you see here is because someone can say "remember that embarrassing thing you did?" and it causes a death spiral.
slugma it around
ace it right
>>566622263I always assumed Ace dressed right. That fat cock has to go somewhere.
>>566621348
>>566615434
>>566622338based...
>>566622338Is this about the hippo incident?
>>566622338
Terr is ranked B tier in the official tier list though
>>566622338NO..................
>>566622338Why is it censored and formatted all weirdly? Take a screenshot of the match like a normal person
gg caligo I died in the silliest way because I forgot you had to hold W the entire way when jumping from the central crystal or you won't make the jump and I thought I could quickly alt tab and click something
>>566622338Ohnononono terrfags we’ve been foiled by our duofagging
>>566622719ok zorfat
>>566622719Trying to look like new guy instead of old guy that always plays on pass with the same people.
>>566622719>noo it being with practice isn't enough I need more information to out you!!!!go for >>566622860
>>566622338free win lobby, gz
>Where do I shelter when it’s raining inside?>No peace and quiet from the noise in my mind>I don’t bend, I break, I can’t go on this way >It kills to hear you say>“I can’t stand to see you like this”https://youtu.be/AvECsj3mIF8?si=1bJh_lw2VNomgPao
>>566623612Great observation.
>>566623459shit music
>>566623612terr talking about himself again what else is new.
@Practice @Terr who is this spamming nigger so i can block them
and I could bleed in sympathy with you
>>566623612it was...it was fake...? it cant be...
>>566623732They don’t know because they’ve been duoing so much
>>566623612NO................
>>566623612uh oh looks like thread shitters lost big time
>>566623612all of those are true tho
>>566623705Brown-coded post
>>566622338>>566623612>>566624086>the threadshitters are regsnot a good look dsg...
>>566623459Screamo is for faggots who like it up the ass
>>566600138
>>566624275Polaris is metalcore but ok
>>566623612>only meltdown when it's terrjeeta terrjeeta is so catty
>>566624275are you saying you want your girlfriend to peg you? ick
>>566624509tr*sh may not be an authority on metal be xhe is certainly one on liking it up the ass
>ackshually it's mooliyan garage 1976 soft true mediumcore ok chuddie not all rock is the same unlike your rap and pop garbage
Music is for niggers and druggies
no one cares bring back fcs
these jokes were old 20 years ago you guys are such fossils
>>566623387Looks like your falseflag attempt has been exposed little thread shitter you lost >>566623612
>>566623612the search for the SSS-tier that doesn't make bad pathing decision, 3-bar, or play [character] continues
>>566624968fc? fr?
>>566623612He's right though
>>566624849It's pretty hard to take you seriously when you dont know what you're talking about. That's all. You dont have to like a kickass band.
>>566625136No need to search, Devil Knight is right here
Trash, pull up the tier list
>>566623459Polaris is good
>>566620007>Horse The only thing that deadangles you on horse is if you activate steel guard and move under his belly while he's rearing up to stomp.>DregTurn 45 degrees left and you block the drag in attack that would otherwise dead angle you>BalancersYeah I forgot>CaligoIf you want to be lazy you can just stand there and shield poke her leg to survive the breath yes.
i wonder what the next fromsoft game is about haha
>>566619873>at any given momentPretending to be retarded is only going to make Guardian look better which encourages people to play him. Do you want that sin on your soul?
>>566625458>Reach the edge of the map in Cerulean Onslaught™>Stumble upon the Elden Ring™ map>Have to beat Elden Ring™ again to get the true ending
>>566625458It'll be valheim but made by fromsoft with an AAA budget
>>566624968this
>>566625221Devil Knight is the best player I've played with on the pass. I always feel safe knowing we're gonna win and if I screw him he will fix it.
>>566625690I want this but unironically
>>5666213913 barring to a close range double dunk is worse desu
Last month on the password was so fucking good. Lots of games, nice threads, art posters, winning every game, optimism. This month has been fucking awful. Tier lists, shitflinging, meltys, nonstop off topic nonsense, dead queue and matches being lost. What went so wrong? Getting whiplash from the drop in quality
>>566625790>dead queueIt has't been this active since 2025
>>566625690Pokemon crystal already did it
>>566625790terr came back (already a disaster)and then a bunch of C-tiers returned to play with xhim and only matched with eachother since xhe is only playing private lobbies
>>566625790You'd have to go ask on the cord we won't know what it is like being on the pass.
>>566618736That's shit and gay.
>>566625951I waited like 20 minutes yesterday, twice, and I got no games, last week I got games immediately
>>566625790last month was as if the password was 200 years old and only 5 autists were left playingthis month is close to the anniversary so everyone's coming back and terrorizing the queue, you've got newfies, reterrners and then the usual gang are going a little too silly with their builds after losing their streaks
>>566626030i look like this and do this
>>566626128Why is the queue so slow then
>>566626030>sylveon
>>566626030cute
>queue is so alive and active bro!>look thread>6 gg posts in 8 hours
>>566625221>>566625732Don't talk about yourself in the third person maggot faggot thread shitter
>>566626274Its the loser brigade trying to parasocialitize themselves to you (again).
>>566626227people are at work fucking retard, we cant all be brown and on welfare like you living in sweden
gg i guess we shoudlve hit crucibles, i forgot
>>566626479gg that day one circle was awful
>>566626274Queue is bussin rn
>>566626547If you're posting that from Q it's 2/3
>>566626541lemme guess, top right circle?
>>566626274a lot of lobbies dont post gg
>>566626030
gg horse
>Practice, cc and sludge 24/7 autisming it up>Shiftyduck, point2sky, salvare, trish and tinpo active>tourists far and few betweenLast month was insane in terms of quality.
>>566626741gg posting mostly happens because the raped want to say gg horse or gg dragon because of something specific.
why are you dodging caligo?
>>566615435What anime GTA? What? Post it>>566618736>N wordGay
>>566626936yuck, dont reply to me DOSjeet
>>566626936How do you trigger him this hard every time?
>>566626674top right circle + crater + deathbird gaol
>>566627209>That Augur crater seed that closes the castle on both daysThat shit cost me my streak
>>566626748I look like this and I say N
>>566627204>>566622102
>>566627364it was caligo but yes
following yesterdays discussion:okay I will concede, Farum Azula was pretty kino nglmainly it was because I didnt expect it to be a blast from the past, its basically Dragon Shrine from Darks Souls 2, and since DS2 in my opinion was the most interesting for what it did lore wise and with its locations, I really liked this area. Yeah I know,>ds 2>goodbut anywayMaliketh fight was good, a little more choreographed than Malenia, I feel like this one was tougher too. fighting Marika's beast brother had also huge implications about this foul Tarnished's power, it felt right to.Now I'm off to Mohgwyn's palace, I really liked Nokron so we'll see about this place
gg eepy I forgot it lunges forward twice during phase 2 kek
cc, trish, shifty, sludgeline up and post feet
>>566627473It gets even better when you learn the mythos we have for catching dragons and how ER uses it.
>>566627528gg, is it just me or that practice game seem to get a lot of augur than others
>>566618249>>566618249What the fuck are you talking about
>>566627364the 2nd day always has the castle in it on shifting earths?
>>566627656Armored Core 6 exists.
>>566627656Troon tourist who didn't play the game just spouting usual headcanon garbage as usual
>>566620965Triggered terr so hard he replied multiple times and started seething about cats award
>>566627447Oh yeah and I forgot to mention, we had the moth event and it spawned at the top of the map right outside of the zone, wasted a lot of fucking time, nightmare run, we probably could have won if we actually had some negations
>>566619079he’s an immigrant albeit
>>566627656Armored Core 6. 621 is the pilot, he has an energy being gf that becomes a robot in one of the paths that he has to fight. I want to be that energy gf. >>566627841I beat all the endings I was just simplifying it for a shitpost. Also I probably forgot some stuff.
>>566621765It rhymes with slur and ends with r.
>>566619408There’s nothing that’s a shame about that hopefully he joins his fellow dsjeets burning in hell soon.
>>566627629please, go onI only know from some item description that Godwyn had an alliance of some sorts with the dragons? theres a huge dead one in Leyndellhas Leyndell been burned to ash before? there was white ash lying around even before kindling the Erdtree
>>566627947Proof?
>>566628119The erdtree was already burnt once already. Remember: Melina is "burnt and bodiless"
>>566623612>>566622338>>566620965it’s still true though
>>566624275It depends on the type of ‘screamo’. Most of it is ass and certifiably noise for sure but there’s some that’s good and melodic and fitting.
>>566618249>621’s energy girlfriend that eventually gets turned into a giant robot
>>566628483The vast majority sounds like the exact same shit yet metalheads love to pretend it's high art, fucking annoying cunts
>>566628336Weird because that Shabriri guys talks about it like its a big, new thing, but hes probably just lying. I killed him, btw, fuck the frenzied flame.Melina is weird, she talks about this like its her reason to live (even if shes probably not even alive, just a ghost)and I know about SOTE spoilers about her being Messmer sister despite not having started the DLC yetI guess some bits about the lroe are still obscure? I thought GRRM wrote a full, complete history and timeline and then Miyazaki "ruined" itanyway, the lore slaps hard post leyndell, but the areas are kinda hit or miss, but now i realize that was the case even before
>>566627021sounds like a Roblox
>>566628536Noooo I played it I swear! When I get home I’m gonna show you that I’m not a poser I’m just an airhead that can’t remember anything.
>>566628782Some of the most important lore isn't fully understood yet no.
>>566625790Last month was not good. The threads were just as shit. Games were whatever. This month is especially bad though yes.
>>566625790>terrcuck came back>uptick in newjeets on the pw
>>566626030Awful post. People who collect dolls are gay.
>>566628997where is your joy and whimsy
>>566625790Wasn't last month simpo and trash duoing and having the Practice incident
>>566628119There is a folktale in our world of a king that wanted to catch dragons terrorizing his countryside. A wise druid tells him that he must dig a big hole and cover it with a silken tapestry, then the king is to wait for the dragons. As the king waits different animals begin to quarrel with each other, a stoat fights a snake, a wolf fights a bear, a falcon fights a vulture, and so on and so on. As the animals fight more and more complex forms of animals that exhibit traits resembling a dragon begin to appear and quarrel. In the end 2 birds form a death spiral over the tapestry and fall into the hole. When the king goes to check there are 2 dragons caught in the hole, a red and a white. Loosely, that retells what happens in ER with the dragon culture and their eventually blow out by Marika. There is also the folktale of the Lindwurm - a woman wants to have a child but she is infirtile. A druid tells her about a ritual that can give her a child. She is to expound her love in a flower bed, and to put all her desire into a thought, speak that thought into a golden chalice, then turn the chalice over into the dirt of the flowerbed. On the morrow check the chalice, 2 flowers will have bloomed. Eat the white but never the red. The woman eats the red out of compulsion then the white and has 2 children. One is good natured and one is evil. The evil one is actually the lindwurm in disguise. You can see Messmer/Melina or Radagon housing the elden beast in that lindwurm story.
>>566626345terrtroons…
>>566628458here's a pity (you) ACuck...
>>566628458This has to be worst pvp fromsoft has ever shit out
>>566629081men stole it
>>566628119>spoilerLook up when in Leyndell, a dragon attacked the city. The perfumer presence you see in the city is the clean up brigade that give alms to the dying. The city has never been burned prior to the erdtree burning, think about it logically - what does Marika do when evidence of her not being truly divine happens? She seals the place up and throws it into the shadow realm. If Leyndell was burned as a result of the tree burning Marika would have made all knowledge of it disappear. She'd also make all knowledge of her fear of the tree burning in prophecy if it had already happened before. Her fear is that it one day will burn, not that it will burn again.
>>566629679>>566623612
>>566629748Melina is burnt and body less and the ashes already blanket the city. Shut up and stop headcanoning.
>>566630039All spirits are burnt and bodiless from her time, funeral rites mandated it.
>>566630249A lorelet is never going to understand what this means.
>>566630039Bodied that freak nicely done
>>566630249Nope. Marikas reign didnt include death rites. The fire twins are post ascension.
qrd on belangg horsei love terrsex with trish unf unf schlop schlop wylder famileedevil it up practice it down
>>566630453They can learn it though. All the deathbird items show how funerals were done in that era. Once you know the timeline and the links Melina has to it you can see she is talking about being ghostflamed.
What's the best way to play the game?
>>566630943pulling out all the stops and tripcodes are we? what's the occasion sweetie?
>>566626000>>566612780>>566612576>>566613192>>566623862>>566619213Good posts with valuable insight that didn’t allow a threadshitter to form and twist a narrative nice work
gg stonesword key
>>566630714>Marikas reign didnt include death rites.Burial beneath the roots of the erdtree was their system. Before Marika's reign the twinbird underlings burned bodies in ghostflame. They aren't just different rituals, the difference makes the runes left over go different places.
gg still managed to get horsed award despite the invisible
>>566631010What do you mean by this? i'm just asking about the game?
>>566630913Bird rituals are far far far more ancient than Marika's reign. Marika wasnt ruling over a ghostflame using culture.
>>566631062
>>566631151I know
>>566631071Right but Melina is born AFTER Marika ascended so she can't have been ghostflamed. Anon is a retarded nigger.
>>566631125yeah yeah sure, good luck on your further (You)s
>>566631295this is not even remotely true. melina was born far before marika ascended. did you even play the fucking game?
>>566631295Depends what interpretation you take. Some think Melina is the new GEQ proxy that is speaking as her role, some think she is the same GEQ speaking as a spirit, some think she literally was Marika before Marika became Marika.
>>566630039>stop headcanoning.That’s like asking them to stop breathing. They’re incapable of it at this point.
>>566628458yooo this pvp fire
M, will you please just let me say something? I didn't get the chance before you blocked me. I don't want to say it publicly. It's not guilt tripping or begging you to be my bf I promise, I just don't want to go into it on a public forum.Can you please unblock me from steam long enough? I'll try to keep it short, sorry you have food poisoning. I do really want to get back into Elden Ring but I won't be able to if we leave things like this.
>>566631940
>>566631295>Right but Melina is born AFTER Marika ascendedYou seem confused on how it plays out. Marika goes thru the divine gate then years later sends an army into the shadowlands. There is a period in between there where Marika left the gate but didn't have the elden ring yet. Marika's ascension happens during the interregnum between the dragon empire and her own erdtree era. In that interregnum Marika vied for the ring between her and another empyrean named the GEQ. Melina happens to work for the same god as the GEQ. Most people assume Melina is the GEQ because of the myriad context clues, some think she is a radagon type offshoot of Marika as the GEQ because Melina wants you to return the world to what it was before Marika went nuts.
>>566631940ok one sec
>>566631940Matthew here, kill yourself fag.
>>566625790We can save erg. Queueing will continue until morale improves
566631940really embarrassing post, I really wish some of you had more friends and parental love
>Mmellow and grem?
>>566631940Mark here, shut the hell up
>>566632094>a ton of unsubstantiated headcanon about GEQ>insisting that GEQ had the Ring [it was Placidusax idiot]Stop. Posting. Headcanon.
Is the pot trolls castle good game design?
>>566632394You don't know the lore in elden ring?
>Lore discussion>Attention whoring tranny starts xher vagueposting bullshit
>>566631940>won't play the game you like until your garbage ex approvesdon't give him power like that, shitty men live for subjugating you in dynamics like that so don't let him
>>566631940hey this is mitchell can you stop posting about me thanks
>>566631940It's been over a year, why won't you get the message? it's over, move on. Unpause your life and continue
>you don’t know the lore in Elden Ring?why is dosjeet like this
>>566632490Every time the thread gets a bit faster this happens, it's either this, tr*sh or some other shitposter>>566632582Anything related to lore and guardian makes him insane for some reason
>>566632370zhe is talking about miquellafag
>>566632490Even trannies have their based moments incredible.,,
there's this cute trans girl on xitter i love her
>>566632191true like terrjeeta for example
>>566631940ok this is actually miles. can we talk about this elsewhere?
>>566632703Post her
it's a bit funny how xhe posted some 13kb retarded 30x30 elden ring picture for ants so it's not offtopic
>>566632582Not your boogerman do you really not know the lore to elden ring? SotE shows Placidusax's consort fucking dead and the elden ring ripped out of her. The killing blow comes from the dragon cragblade spear. The dragon empire is over by the time Marika goes to the divine gate, but Marika doesn't have the elden ring yet. This shit is basic fucking lore. Let me guess, you never pieced together what happened to the dragons even though there is a giant setpiece of a dead dragon with a gaping hole in its chest where the elden ring is stored in consorts? All because no item description states it...
hey do you kids wants some chicken fingers? my husband and I are getting guthries for breakfast
>>566632869Yes mommy
>>566632869do you wanna duel?
>>566632829Bro, our shitposters are pvp clowns that only care about pvp they rage at the lore in this game, they rage double if the lore can only be sussed out by playing the game instead of going to a wiki.
>>566632582Instantly triggered him into a meltdown and had your point proven nicely done
