Previous Thread: >>566578107>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)Rei (3*)Akari (New Year)Izumi (New Year)Haruka (New Year)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/656>Events:Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 5/6 11:00 – 5/20 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 5/6 11:00 – 5/13 3:59Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 5/13 11:00 – 5/20 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 4/22 11:00 – 5/27 3:592x Bounty – 5/6 4:00 – 5/13 3:592x Commissions – 5/13 4:00 – 5/20 3:592x Hard – 5/20 4:00 – 5/27 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>5/12 After Maint – 5/26 1:59KisakiReijoYuuka (Track – Limited)Mari (Track – Limited)>News:4.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KHceYwh1Dbw – 5/15 8:00Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3440766>Events:The Senses Descend – 5/12 After Maint – 5/26 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 5/12 After Maint – 5/18 18:59Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Special & Elastic Armor) – 5/19 2:00 – 5/25 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 4/29 2:00 – 5/25 18:592x Hard – 5/11 19:00 – 5/18 18:592x Scrimmage/Commissions – 5/18 19:00 – 5/25 18:593x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 5/25 19:00 – 6/1 18:592x Account EXP – 5/29 19:00 – 5/31 18:59
Izumi a cute.
>>566607114Do nips actually eat rollcake and pies with chopstick?
coom in Nozoom.
Things will get better
>>566607114BOrgar
Remember to do your ramen dailies now AND after next reset but before maintenance.
GDD plushies ordered, future me better be ready to get fucked by customs in 5 months
Thanks Izumi, but now we both brought cake. Two cakes might be too much. Oh well.
My canon wife Fuuka...
kisaki_(blue_archive) agalmatophilia
>everyone gets their own Kisaki tomorrowPlats in global will be way harder to get....
Happy birthday IzumiThis week I made burgers and roasted veggies for meal prepI'm down from 190 to 180 this month. This is genuinely the hardest thing I've ever done.
>>566607386When I ordered the anime BDs, customs put a hold on it and said I had to come down to the local offices and pick it up. Not sure why they did that, but I just had to go and sign a tablet on the desk and give them proof of order and they handed me the box.
>>566607584
>>566607636Good job, bro
Is she a never-ever?
>>566607810>those hands
>>566607297
>>566608108based
>>566608108
Jumby my beloved...
>>566608108Unit abuse
Used my last two remaining tickets from yesterday and won.Fucking chinksects, always coordinating their attacks to move away from top 10, and still they got fucked and I was able to claim my daily 45 pyros.
>reading the patch notesWaitWtf?So Rio, Himari and the 100 pulls is until June?Not in late May?
>>566608263Do you have day 3? I've only seen 1 and 2
>>566608460Their banner starts on May 26th, lasts for a week.
>>566608593
>>566608460Just wait for gook stream on the 15thEverything will be explained
>>566608593NTA but this guy translates them all. Might have to scroll back a little to fins them:https://x.com/cuteandfunnyn3t
WTF she died????????
>>566607386>>566607697>order fishnets and a skirt online>have to go to post office to pick them upthe shame is immense>>566608460deacceleration of global, more time to accumulate jims
>>566608726Violent
>Day of the mothers>Not a single mothercore studentpain
>>566608657They're going to need to explain it like I'm 5 because I'm too stupid
Niko is my mom
>>566608839
>>566608839That was yesterday.
>>566608928half of those are underage and I'm 24
Such a shame that Mika died here
>>566608839Yuuka is a mom for the gamers
>>566608839Pay closer attention next time.
>>566608928>keiwho invited blud
Are we rolling tomorrow?
>>566608965Bro don't you get it, it's fine if she got revived after 3 years
Pregbuki
>>566608996Key is the 2nd Gamer Mom.
>>566609020No, my Kisaki is already ue40 since last year, I don't need extra elephs
Sensei, take a stroll through the desert with meI'll buy you a Coke
>>566609102UE40 is nowhere near enough for the best rotations.
>>566609020Babus should roll if they don't wanna paypig
GUUUUUH. Sweaty tomboy sex.
Play Mixtape, the first 10/10 IGN game from 2026
I got Kisaki with selector ticket
>>566608869They are dropping part 1 on the 19th and all current banners are ending on the 26th so its safe to assume that rio himari banners will be starting on 26th with part 2 update
Is that the tongue game
>>566609208I'd have bought the selector if Kisaki hadn't been paired with a decent unit like tYuuka
>>566609150Never had any problem, even when I had to clear Lunatic. More than ue40 in a Special student is just for autists and metafags with autism
>>566609286Mine came in the first 10 when her banner releasedstill happy about it
>>566609275do you actually like that or are you just cultivating an image of someone who likes gay garbage
>>566608996>he doesn't knowKei has been momcore even since her clanker body
>>566608976moi is sexy
>>566609325It's good they merged these banners. TYuuka is just really nice to have + she's popular.
shunling
>>566609375That's nice but we're talking about Kisaki here.
She came in 10
>>566609361Clearing lunatic is a pretty huge leap from doing the best rotation.
>>566608996As of may 2025
>>566609630She was free.
>>566608041Yeah, it's messed up. We can see it. But what about it, huh? HUH? Drawing hands is not easy. Try it yourself and find out.
>>566609660SEX WITH KEI
Sex
Momomi
>>566609717Moe is supposed to be my fat annoying slampig, not this
Tourist here. Why do AI slop videos make this Shiroko character fat or pregnant?
>>566609865Her swimsuit alt is canon. Your fat fetishism is not.
Tourist here. If you had to choose one of your units to be a male crossdressing, whomst would it be?
It's my last chance for plat, but I have to climb over a decent amount of people to do it. Do I just hold this gold, or might there be a chance to actually improve here?All the runs above me tend to have students like Tsukuyo or Hifumi which I don't have...
>>566607114Birthday cuddles
>>566609907It's a current chinese meme.The chinese and koreans love to AI to do retarded memes.Sometimes they use AI to make the characters dance some viral song.Sometimes they use AI to make the characters fat or pregnant.Sometimes they use AI to turn the characters into plushies or babies.For example, 90% of the Arknights Endlfied """original content""" is exclusively AI slop memes.
>>566610071You can definitely do torment if you really try
Speaking of Moe, I was looking through the concept art and noticed the lobby one.I didn't realise just how fucking BIG she is in it, but if you set the ratio to 4:3 it's crazy.
its monday againlets get this bread
>>566608839Your Rio, bro~?
>>566610071what's your actual score also do you not have Mika at all or is yours just not UE60? you don't need UE60 for this raid
I love the Goosers voice, it's so pleasantI wish I had reports to level her but I'm literally at 0
This one was easy. Miyako's stun didn't let Eimi use her EX, but sAtsuko healing was enough to keep her alive, and because of that stun, Hibiki killed sHanako faster than usual
>>566610329
>>566610189Ah ok so it’s nothing specific to that character over all other characters in this game?
>>566610320Nikke has so much random bullshit that doesn't make sense it took them several years to even start coming up with explanations for itbeing vague is definitely superior
Imagine Maki boyfriend
>>566610271You think so? I'm looking at even the worst torment runs on the leaderboard, but they run students that I don't have with pretty deep benches. I am very frontloaded with my roster with very few actually well built students>>566610324I don't have a Mika, Best I have other than UNeru is Iori so I have to use my borrow for her
>>566610470all me
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>566610470Maki is a girl
>>566609020Already have her
>>566610521>son>girl
Be careful sensei the tsun is coming in a couple of weeks
>>566610492Neither of those anons, but what UE is your Kayoko?
>>566610290Secondary
>>566610320Ive been playing this game for 3 years and still have no idea what the halos are for or if kivotos is on earth
>>566610492my 2t insane clear is like 200k points higher than yours and I'm still 100k behind the fastest ones, you definitely have room for improvement. try mix and matching different clears, there's half a dozen viable second team comps, also make sure you're quitting out with ~100k hp left on phase one so you can start phase two with some cost saved up
>>566610492Just try your team 1 on torment mock and see how it goes. Phase 2 just keep body throwing if necessary.
>>566610658i would knock her up
>>566610823
>>566610290>can't cook or clean and literally tries to kill kidsmom of the year award
>>566610689Not looking very pretty>>566610820I'll keep experimenting. I posted cuz I had freetime to try a bunch of shit, if not, then I'll do as >>566610837 says and try to fraud out a torment run, but last time I tired it, my Tsubaki just could not stay alive after the first wave of attacks
>>566610961Hey some mothers cant cook clean and did kill their kid, shes not the worst one out there
Blue Archive already has a concept of planes. Swimsuit Miyako's drone is a plane (it's a drone, right)
>>566610071You had enough time to try doing torment, or at least try to get a better insane score and ask for help. Now, you only have about six hours until the raid endsIf you don't care about rank, gold is enough because the difference is just 200 pyros, and that's better than spending your time doing something you might not like or it's too hard for you
>>566610820>also make sure you're quitting out with ~100k hp left on phase one so you can start phase two with some cost saved upPretty sure you don't benefit from that with the uNeru / rio / Kisaki comp, though he's also got a Shun in so God knows.I know on Torment that not having any energy banked up lines up the Maki def shreds nicely and you don't have any energy issues.It IS useful on the pNoa runs I did last time Wakabote ran, but it's team dependent.Like you sid - there's plenty of team options though.I used to run Kayoko + Tsubaki in P1 and the Tsubaki would just fold before the end of P1.>>566611030If you want to try upping your Insane score and lack options then you could try pic related, apparently worked for some other guy a few days ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXt28VUOTEAVideo I stole T1 from.T2 is my Torment t2 but it looks like you're already using it sans healer since it's not needed on insane.It's not a speedrun team, it's something I scrounged up for a lazy friend who just wants a clear, but it uses students you have (I think) and might be an improvement.Video drags the P1 team through part of P2 but it's probably better score to abandon and get the 2nd team in as soon as P1 ends.
>>566610071>>566611030>4* TsubakiYeah, you're not surviving Torment.How's your Eimi? Got Tsukuyo or Hifumi? You can probably do something with iMari.
Carbs after all that cardio WTF?
>>566611030Tsubaki isn't ideal but she can get the job done. Not sure MReisa can keep her up. Using IMari/Kokona for healing might be better.
>>566610346Mika sex
>27.2m scorecan i make it to plat?
>>566611451>>566611451>Pretty sure you don't benefit from that with the uNeruit works with at least some uNeru comps but with Shun and Rio maybe not
happy belated mother's day i was busy reading eroge yesterday and missed it
does /bag/ like arcie
>>566611820only the indogs
>>566611820nothe redditors that browse here do though
>>566611820Its like watching an english vtuber
>Got distracted>I have no idea what this image is anymoreI'm gonna be real mad if it isn't work safe.
>>566611275Imagine a student with a fighter plane
>>566612016
>>566611987Spin Hina Spin
What an absolute chad
>>566612141paying for gift pakeji isn't true love
>>566611485I have a friend like this>do crazy workout in mornings on empty stomach>eat shitload of food after >still lean
>Sorry for being sexy...
>>566612141based
Do Br*ts and Izumi really eat this???
>>566612348
>>566612141Would be cool if it was different students
>>566612348>Mistaking Ui for Aris.Now that's a first.
>>566610320This is why I always end up dropping chink games, they start off fine but inevitably crank up the word count like they writers are getting paid per letter describing everything they possibly can. Even worse when you can't skip through any of it, it's agonizing.
>>566612348>[Deleted]
>>566612141Would be lame if it was other students
>>566612541you could tell he was a braindead retard just from the way he talks, so it's not that surprising
>>566611820I think she's doing a good job
gold is fine
Draw your students
>>566608961underage women can be mothers
I love chubby girls so much!
>>566612885if she can bleed she can breed
>>566613005amen. now make more babies
>>566612141Tea Party whales keeping the servers alive as always
Ive been playing since before sHosh, always a lazy gold, never going past extreme. This wakaboat was the first time I tried ins and realized how easy it was, easily did 2t on torIts quite weird to go from 20k rank to 1k
>>566607636My body essentially doesn't burn calories so I have to fast all week and exercise.Losing weight when you are older is tough.
>>566611987When we had the dress Hina event I used to run her around in circles to make the halo spin really quickly
>>566608961if you were a mexican girl you would be a granny now
>>566610071>>566611459 (me)iMari/Fubuki/Mika/Eimi + mReisa/sNagisa works as long as you redirect all shotguns with mReisa. Shouldn't need too high of an investment.
>>566610748no and for some reason I don't mind when secondaries post her, I get way more mad when secondaries post Asuna, shupos or Hasumi >>566610961>robots>kidsthe red eyes and killer instinct ruthlessness is what I like about her
>>566613090Plat is very free for oldfags
Save me, Sensei!
>>566611987If halos could physically interact with stuff Hina would actually be pretty scary
would you fuck shunny irl?
>>566613338Even better would be Utaha, with two knives floating above her
Spent 58 tickets and I got about 80 eligmas
Ummmmmmmmmm, /Bagots/??? Our response???
I DON'T WANT TO WORK!I WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY!
not like this /bag/
[-]/v/ aren't sending their best.
>>566613497I got 300 with 100 ramen tickets
>>566613645Not like what?I'm so tired of all the fucking vagueposting that happes here.
>>566613310GUH!I'll save you Satsuki!
>>566613654
miyako is really pretty
gookako aren't sending their best either
>>566613592we have tower structure raid like red set we can do everyday, we also have dailies
>>566613310never heard her doing that voice before, she is quite experienced at doing that tone
Yes, yes there is.
>/Bagots/
>>566613414yes if it was a /bag/got cosplaying as one
>>566614163WOAHBIG
>>566614147true
can someone post Seia jorking it? I need to jork it myselfhoney pie.gif works well too I just want Seia
>>566613592Uma is a game that doesn't respect your time.You have to do retarded careers that are unskippable, and the more you do/grind, the more ranking points your guild earns. So basically you have to grind for hours, or your guild will kick you. There's no comfy way to play this game, and I can see why people get burnout after a while.TLDR: BA is the better game if you aren't a fucking neet or hate clan battles.
>responding to ithow stupid can you be
>>566613739BIG GIRL
>>566614359>playing gacha>not being a NEET>implying you value your timeI'd want BA to reward me for time invested in it.
>>566614397Just a PSA to my fellow baggots about umamusume. The game is carried hard by the cute horses.
Keia baby dahlia
>>566614147There is a mikafag that does that
>>566614397meant to >>566614359 >>566613789
>>566611451Yeah this shit helped tremendously. I used IMari instead and got a solid score in mock battle. I hope I just don't fuck it up in the actual run
What kind of a name is Seia anyway? Is it even a real Nipponese name?
For me, it's Air Groove and Gentildonna
responding to what?
Seia is a horse
>>566614485You should also point out the fanbase of the horse game is infested with insufferable troons.
PLAPNAGODS
>>566614672井蛙Oh nononono Seiabros your response???
Seia>>566614721 is fat.
>>566614528You might be able to just skip the healer and run a cheap buffer like cHare.The rotations made for Torment where Seia will die without healing, on Insane I think that team will just kill Wakamo and get by on Kisaki / Seia shields, I could be wrong though.I used to use iMari in my P1 team, but probably not worth reinventing that if you have a clear that does the job.
Me after eating those 2x spice Buldak. I don't know how anyone's microbiome can survive those.
Doberman student when
>>566614964That's no Seia
>>566614856Im inside her well as well
ngl I don't even remember the name of rabbit girl
Can he post that?
>>566614297
>>566614864There is no way I can run it without her. IMari is the only thing that keeps my team up at all and it's already cutting it close. I tried a run with another buffer and it was a hogwash
how insufferable you guys have to be to post porn for shitposting
a true artist draws both thishttps://x.com/wawawanwanwanwa/status/2051281376960557515https://x.com/wawawanwanwanwa/status/2051210486000333099and thishttps://x.com/wawawanwanwanwa/status/2048152266952335866https://x.com/wawawanwanwanwa/status/2053501636308521438Drawing only the former makes you a fag, drawing only the latter makes you a manchild.
>>566614964I appreciate your input and I bet it felt good. I don't find ninjas attractive though
>>566614672It's a real jap name, but it's rare
>Seminar's pet club GDD makes a slop sequel to the worst game off all time, wins newcomer award>Erogamer club's Fallen Teacher 3: SCHALE Assault outsells it 10x, doesn't even get mentionedThe Millennium prize is so fucking rigged. How does anyone even take this seriously?
>>566615035It’s Koyuki, codename White Rabbit
>>566615246Everyone knows it's rigged, people are just there for the free KFCAnd Pizder.Me? I'm fucking Yuzu
if trinity is that good then why devs stopped shilling them after their fes
>>566614964Look at all the sap oozing out, I guess she really is a tree
artis- what!?
>>566615345from the thumbnail, i thought it was a choco brownana
>>566615156when it's porn it's funposting, FAGGOT
stop giving schizos (You)s
>>566615156be glad it’s not actual SHITposting
>>566615425Artisanal, that's a master who practices the art of Bukkake - a ninjutsu technique that means "the art of taking on many men at once".
We haven't had a Hina event in so long, is that what it feels like to be a Wakanigger?
i only trust chise posters
>>566615425dangerous choice of wording considering how anal-coded she already isonly Shizuko and Takane surpass her there
>>566615329God look at those BAZONGAS
kill yourselves it's an order
You've heard Chise.It's time...
you wouldn’t fuck a sex
>>566615718
Highlander volume: Suou will say "yeah... sorry.", will become friends with Abydos, but then Black Suit will show up and say ACTIVATION WORD: YUME MCDONALD and she'll start fighting Hoshino and threatening to blow shit up again
>>566614964>>566615064NO
why Seiafags encourage other Seiafags to jerk off?
yeahmaybe tsukuyo is good for paizuri too
what's wrong if you want to have sex with kokona? unless you want that in real life there's no need to be shy
>>566615884Why does aru type like a granny
>>566615884Because we're gay!
>>566615823>MCDONALDBig if true.
5 hours left, am I safe?
>>566615763Sensei's boner...
>>566614297different fox
I don't get Ichika's appeal.
womb tattoos glow when you cum in the girl's pussy!
>>566616081]no, you will end up 5050, save this post and reply to this later
>>566616081Yeah bro easy
(No, I’m not the NTR faggot)
>>566616359
>>566616217plain girl who gives you the dirtiest looks behind her innocent facade
>>566616359>can't even post Kei solo images without worrying about NTR faggotsDon't let them control you
>>566616526this, don't give them an inch of power over you. they only have what you let them have.
>>566616359who asked
>>566616081STOP THE COUNT!
AKIRA FUCKING WHEN?
>>566616490*squishes her head like Omni man*
>>566616526Fair and true
>>566616081You're chopped, twin
Is concept art Akari noticably slimmer or am I imagining it?
>>566616797the one on the left ate the other 2
does the previous GA ticket last until anni banners or should i just it now to try for mitcher
>>566616801This killed the /bag/
>>566616801now mistake Ui for Aris and delete your post out of embarrassment again like you did here: >>566612348
>>566616892It should last until the Rio/Himari banners but not Kei/Aris
so the NTRfag was a tourist all along, what a surprise
>hifumonazusa
Reverse NTR?It could happen to YOUR student.Be on the look out...
>>566616797Definitely slimmer. And slightly different proportions
>>566616905>New shitposter is about as good as the monkeys old bot that would think anything pink was MikaThey really aren't sending their best.
Remember to congratulate our guy before he's forced to go back to flipping burgers again
>>566617036it didn't look even vaguely like Aris either, he's just a complete retard
>>566617017thanks bro
>>566617069my canon concubine Junky…
I can't be disapointment in getting gold if I only ever did extreme
i would like to squeeze gook ako very hard
>>566617140>”personal account, don’t ask me about work”>posts his work in profileretard?
>>566617203
>>566617309until it explodes with blood and gore?
izumi should be fatter, imagine if she had a bigger belly... GUH
>>566610320BA just uses the best possible worldbuilding which is "rarely, if ever, actually explain things--just make sure the rules you have internally are consistent"
>>566617351Izumi is perfect as is.
Junko is cute actually
Nonomi mediums?
>>566617507WTF PUT THEM BACK
>>566617430Consistent rules, such as?
Fucking blasphemy
>>566617474Things no one has said ever
>>566617507it's hard to tell from the angle, but she is one of the biggest girls on kivotos
>>566617676Girls have guns and halos.
when does Sakurako actually say wappi? i got her idol alt recently but she never actually said it during her momos or the event if i remember correctly
>>566617623Here you go
>>566617397participation trophy doko?
>>566617748I can think of some that have neither.
>>566610320explaining every minute detail about your worldbuilding is NOT how you end up as a fanwork giant
We love Aris/Kei NTR here.
>>566617835Uibros...Key is taking our Sensei from us...
I hate PVP!
HBD Izumi.
>>566617835you don't even know who Aris is though? I mean you thought Ui was Aris and then deleted your post, that's pretty embarrassing. did you hit your head or something?
>>566617954kek
i need an easy torment wakamo clear video in english?
>>566618086I don't know, do you?
>>566617906you rike?
>>566617810beatrice doesn't count, she is an outsider
>>566617761https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/d/d7/Sakurako_%28Idol%29_CommonSkill.ogg
>>566618151I didn't say Beatrice. Also Beatrice does have a halo after he transformation.
>>566618046who she is cosplayig?
How do you guys feel about the potential collab with limbus
>>566617430This is a good observation. It much resembles the real world where you don’t get exposition for every little thing.We are simply dropped in media res into existence. Heidegger called this Geworfenheit, or 'thrownness.' It is the arbitrary nature of finding ourselves already thrust into a world with established rules and histories, long before we have the cognitive capacity to understand them. Somehow this makes the world of BA feel much more alive; we are given the liberty to fill in the gaps
ayame lurks /bag/
>>566618117ye
>>566617816It's also just not good writing if you want to make a believable setting.It's the biggest "show don't tell". The second your characters are deploying essays explaining how things work differently here as if it isn't just normal you've usually either fucked up and / or written an incredibly trite scenario.BA's choice to have the girls treat any alternative as absurd was one of the best choices they made.
Only the good ones
ayame ... ayame is a bitch....
>>566618271no thankswe don't want pedophiles in our fandom
She spends hours a day showering in the cafe, I'm gonna start billing her for water usage
>>566618271All collabs are shit. No exception.
FUCK NTR
>>566618439you don't need to bill her, just send that water straight to me. thanks.
>>566618439she's poor so you'll have to make her pay with her body
Izumi Sensei?
>>566618541the sex?
>>566618576nobody runs like this
>>566618586only if you're a straight male
>>566618576I run like this
>>566618298So the only way save isekai is not to explain anything, just sometimes?
>>566617906You could try the solo tank strat with Yuuka, dMitcher, and Hibiki
coom in doomrope in hope
>>566618641I know you naruto run when nobody's looking
>>566618586slavery, dumbass
oh man I can't wait to roll for Yuukers tomorrow
>guys butthurt at Kei superiority false flag as me to make it look like I'm a secondaryIt won't work.
Can't we just call it reverse-NTR? NTR is mostly the gay shit where the boy who is supposed to be (you) gets his girl stolen by some guy that makes him look like a bitch. In cases like Aris/Kei and Yuuka/Noa, it's actually enjoyable as a man since it means that (you) are the object of desire and that (you) are the one capable of choosing the girl you want. Can't we just be civilized and mature men who appreciate it when multiple girls vie for our affection?
>>566618842I don't have a Yuzu...
who
>>566618576me when there is no toilet paper left
I cant wait to start farming for Cherino starting tonight after maintanence. Im gonna redeem her in 40 days time.
>>566618854lmao you are pathetic>I didn't mistake Ui for Aris guys that was a false flag! someone is pretending to be as retarded as I am
>>566618914We should just place your teeth on a nice, sturdy curb and give you a solid kick in the back of the head
>>566618730That comp really only works against the dog comps, no?
>Taken him all this time to come up with the excuse that it was someone ELSE with the same md5Comical.
>>566619035he's legitimately sub-90 IQ
>>566618914This is how a woman thinks btw.
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>566619112to leave for someone better
>>566618696Yes. It’s Hemingway’s Iceberg Theory. A writer can omit massive and fundamental parts of a story/world and the reader will still implicitly feel the weight of those missing parts, provided the author actually knows what they are (internal consistency). Isekai writers expose too much. They should be focusing more on diegetic worldbuilding (the internal reality of the world) as opposed to explaining everything away with a floating video game UI that only the MC can see or a goddess or whatever
BIGMAGICALTITTIES
the fuck are you guys talking aboutis /bag/ a mental asylum?
SHUT UP
>>566619143There’s nobody better than her
>>566619006I saw someone about a week ago using that team against a similar defense and he wonNot sure how strong his students were because I didn't ask him anything
>>566619078I know, you'd think at some point they'd figure out that it's better to just ignore it and hope that he can shitpost at some later point in the day when people who haven't witnessed his fuckup aren't around.This is Farfie levels of "That linkedin page isn't me, ignore the fact that it's just been set to private this very minute" levels of idiocy.
Akane Love!HERMIT PURPLE OVERDRIVE
>>566619181Mana tanks
>>566618153she yells this very loudly when you creampie her hard during idol cosplay sex btw
sopa de Iroha
imagine how good it would feel to spill gogurt all over Eri's tits
>>566619753sniff
>>566619753what's thisdung beetlezoos?
happy maid day
>>566619841this one is so fucking hot every kei expression make me diamond
>>566619817chicken nuggetI saw it in one of the previous aggies
test
momoi64 > jiggies > aggies
>finally decide to preorder chocopunisrate my tastes
Michirucchi...https://x.com/Nichiuro034/status/2003836670060413034
>>566610071>*4 Tsubakiwhat the hell
>>566620064>no hoshino>no shirokoto the valley of hinnom with you
>>566620123I want to be breastfed by mitcher
>>566619959unbanned? welcome back
>>566618854I don't care that you are secondary, you should stop spamming the same posts.
Man I just did torment and I was thinking what the fuck why is she doing NO damage at all what is going on and I just realized I forgot to switch to a real oneI was so stressed out I even opened a video
I've grown accustomed so much to Kivotos that I don't question halos and the rest of the Kivotos anymore unless someone pointed it out
Mika....
9 more months until my wife...
>>566620337>902
>>566620337your pajama noa is real and valid
>>5666204249 more years until mine
>>566620123WTF Michelle is sexy?
>Seia reached bond rank 30 while 4*hate being affection bricked
FUCK they got gelbooru
>>566620241they're not available anymore unfortunately
>>566620527Yeah for a real reason, fuck off retard. That isnt about potato art but ai generated porn of real childrenIf you defend that, kill yourself
>>566620337>902oh no no no
>27,361Current plat cutoff on EU, would you NA senseis get plat in EU?
>>566620631Gelbooru doesn’t host sloppa though The owner hates it
>>566620631literally was never a thing on gelbooru retard
>>566619193I mean kinda yea
>>566620698That's exactly why it says it was taken down you nigger
>>566620631I will defend it. If it's not real it's not harmful>but what about my feelingshahahaahahah
>>566620631>ai generated porn of real childrenmeaning? is this something you get when you prompt loli and photorealistic did he create lora of some real kid?
>>566620424Are you one of real Akira fans or the fake, secondary ones that only liked her because of Miria?
>>566620789Nigger mentality
danbooru is better
>>566620759>trusting what (((child advocacy organizations))) saydouble retard
>Busy playing other games>Remember raid>Do it in the last few hours>Super comfy plat and didn't even have to do tormentNever punished
>>566619841Why are maids so erotic?
wheres everyone going? bingo?
>>566621069That's a very pretty semen demon
>>566620934guh
>>566620521sensei ligma please
https://x.com/Nichiuro034/status/2003836670060413034FLAT
>>566620420The amount of fanart that Mika gets killing monsters from Monster Hunter is pretty charming.
>>566621124
>>566620858Based on the popularity surveys here, I am the only one with Akira as #1 and secondly, I don't know what Miria has to do with Akira. They're clearly two different girls.
>>566621069Hina (pajamas) when?
>>566621160>>566620934Seems people settled on flat because I don't see many pictures of her with giant titsAs expected of my cunny game, our fanbase makes me proud
>>566621168THEN SPOOK ME YOU BITCH
>>566621352she'll get some medium premiums and you will like it
Is this true?
>>566621352girls with her archetype (dazed look, light hair and eyelashes) are almost always flat and thin
>>566621352Do we REALLY need another white haired flatty?We have;>Plana>Key>Hina>Aoba>Nagusa>Himari>Malkuth>Deca>The three decalolis>Kokona>Konoka>Kayako>Mitcher>Hare>Miyako>Cherino>Saya>Mutsuki
>>566621725CorrectI've dropped games for this shit even if I had played them for years
>>566621747>Do we REALLY need another white haired flatty?yesnext question?
>>566621725pear body shape is the best
does the mreisa summon benefit from the non-healing equipment stats like ATK/DEF/Max HP?
>>566621747AND SUZUMI
>>566621352I want her to have big boob because chibi with big boob is delicious
>>566621747Yes
>>566621725Yes. This is why sNagisa is garbage.
>>566621352Is she not Nagusa?
>>566621747>Do we REALLY need another white haired flatty?YesLike the anon above you posted, we need our own Hiro so we can continue BA's supremacy over other games
>>566622016Go back Shinosawa
>>566621863>pear body shapeI don't think BA has any students with huge ass and small or no breasts. Maybe Kokona but she's not curvy.
rank 3500 should be safe, right?
I'm open to her being large specifically due to how good sKanna's l2d was.
>>566621725it's pretty rare for someone to draw smaller breasts than they are unless they're purposefully doing it like in drawing a character younger than they arewhile in the other hand drawing every character with massive breasts is just too common and normalized among secondary artists so it gets annoying
>>566621725ye
>>566618576
>>566622285It's usually due to shitty fotm artists only knowing how to draw one body or one character so they just reuse the same template for every character. People always used to mock those "artists" or call them out for same body but most of those anons moved on from the site sadly and were replaced with worse posters that love that shit.AI will be the first thing to replace those idiots and is already doing so honestly since their works are on par with mass produced slop.
>>566622016Hiro is pure sex and I'm usually not into flatties
White hair is associated with smaller breasts, but glasses are associated with larger breasts. As we can see, the big breasts gene is dominant.
>>566610492I literally posted this on the very first hour torment opened. You had yourself to blame for waiting an entire week.
breast expansion is hot as shit though
>>566619292Iroha flopped
POV: Me, a medium breast patrician, watching the lower class debate big vs small when I know I'm in the right
>>566622748I love loli with glasses.
I love all sizes.
>>566622949perfection
honestly, I wish women's breasts changed size when they're horny, but by like a lota C cup girl goes to H when she's wet etc
>>566622998Yeah, patrician of mediocre-ville maybe.
>>566623113Ayame would have a clone...
Big breasts possess more health problems and complications than small breasts so nature decrees that smaller breasts are biologically superior to bigger ones
I love all sizes as long as they're not attached to a fat girl.
Why is Ichika so much sexier than the other archives? It's not fair to everyone else.
Serious questionWhy don't 70+ girls act like lolibaba?This disappoint me greatlyIs that still too young?
>>566623248That's a child.
drawing an oppai loli with glasses rn
>>566623496@arona is this real
>>566622128>warrior arisu has appeared!>fight / flee / kissCute!
>>566623498Hot.
>>566622016We already have Seia
>>566623585What would having a Midori little sister feel like /bag/
>>566623496Based.
What's going to be Nonomi's second alt?
>>566623496Wtf, I love Mika now
>>566623731sex alt
>>566623720Mika wouldn't do this Pretty sure her shitty room has roaches anyway
>>566623479cute snekwife
>>566623731OL alt to finally resolve the shitty Nepthys plot already
>>566623859She wants you dead
>>566623849You don't think she would kill roaches?
Anime s2 soon
>>566621725I come from Touhou and basically, I don't care anymore
I wonder if we are getting the blueprint/commission buff early and that's why they are holding a gook stream. The same thing happened with the UIE60/ligma update.
>>566623896forgiven
>>566623849>>566623923Mika is a friend to bugs. She and Nagi used to hunt beetles together as kids.
https://x.com/noshi_leyu/status/2053854485165097105
>>566624046Wtf that isn't fair
>2t insane>still sitting cozy at 3800Yep that'll be a comfy plat.
>>566624159Not all bugs are equal though
Who the fuck does this design appeal to?
>>566624380MeI'm a rat fucker
>>566624380considerign she basically got no art, no one
>>566624380Me.She's cute.
>>566623496This is a lie, none of my students are of age, they are only coming.
>>566623717>how would it feel likeSoft and wet
>>566624380>He doesn't knowlollmao
Me
>>566624380me. I don't understand why she's so unpopular, I think she's really cute.
Come to think of it, there's no Yukata alt yet, huh. I guess O. Nodoka, O. Shigure, O. Chinatsu do count... Well I mean the one worn in the summer.
Ritsu SUCKS
>>566624380>designed by Paruru
>>566624632me off every day
>>566624380she'll get a swimsuit alt and the number of people going>of course, I've always liked zundamonwill be off the charts, you'll see
>>566624628We have all the new year stuff and that's as close to it there is.
>>566624632my dick
You will get your seasonal swimsuit slop and be happy
>>566624632me
>>566624535
>seething chinaman attacking me multiple times in a row and jobbing every timehaha get fucked idiot>one of them gets me ONE (1) time and I drop over 100 ranksI hate this fucking game
>>566624823I love loli anal.
>>566624535DIE
3 weeks left
>>566622016We already have a better one.
>>566624441go check how much art Miyo's design got when she first showed up
>>566624545>I don't understand why she's so unpopular,Looks like a boy. Uses boku.
There's no way they didn't know what they were doing
>>566624504yeahby me
>>566625081Ibupee ice cream
>>566624769I feel like the one worn in the summer bit different, kind of lighter. Well, I guess NY Akari and NY Junko are the closest one.
>>566623479shiori novella lookin mf
>>566625079>Looks like a boyshe doesn't though. maybe if your mind has been broken by porn.
She fucking hit me
>>566625309if she had a penis she would literally be a boy
>>566620691NA is looking like this now with about 3000 torment clears
>>566623731Explorer/archeologist alt along with Ayane.
>>566624924Hina cratura
we are long overdue for a second seia alt
https://x.com/yorita0703/status/2053670704550416837
>>566625596she was LITERALLY released last year
>>566624813Nyooooo
made for sensei dick
>>566624817what is happening
>>566625596Agreed, and by extension 2nd alts for Mika and Nagisa.
>>566625596say pray barr
Is Umika the most forgotten a Blue Archive student can be? She was in the Hyakkiyako summer event but nobody ever talked about her until her release. Seia, Erika, and Shimiko may have been "forgotten" by the devs, but the community clearly still cared enough about them to meme about it. Umika, on the other hand, had none of that.
>>566625417>361 vs 317so EU really is harder but not by much I'd say
>>566625738I'm feeding Ritsu!
>>566625596will you roll for her
>>566625917>Shimiko may have been "forgotten" by the devsbitch the fuck you mean forgotten???She was the protagonist of the last 2 Trinity events
>>566625596I feel like they kinda shot themselves in the foot with the swimsuit alt.You just can't top something that erotic. No one would care about Seia(casual) or whatever. We'll have to wait for the marriage update for the wedding Seia skin. Or the sex update for the pregnant Seia skin.
>>566625596Prisoner alt where she's jailed for her crimes against me.
>>566625919I want to have sex with Kirara...
>>566626034past tense
>>566625738The usual breh
>>566625596Seia (Transfer Student)
>>566625218You're looking at the difference between furisode and yukata, yes. Actually different clothing.
Eri's art sucks
>>566626034meant to be "had been", mb
we are long overdue for a third ako alt
>>566625919That's literally almost 24 second difference.
Less than 24 hours left to roll dIzuna
>>566626289that's huge then>>566625919get in line
>>566626243Cant top the dress altHas butt and boob windows
>>566626420why is sensei like this
>>566626298Bring her to our timeline, Phrenapates-sensei
>>566626420Surely someone will translate that doujin
>>566625917Shes not plot relevantShes not meta relevantHer release event didnt really tell you that much about her, so if you dont have her momotalks she seems super 1-dimensional.I still think shes neat. Maybe she'll get more time to shine alongside the rest of the festival department in a future vol5 chapter.
I'm retarded. How long until the recollection banner ends 3 hours or 10 hours?
I don't wanna do torment
>>56662661310 hours. Banners never end around reset
>>566619512>Teacher
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
>>56662678110q
>>566624380Me
You havent been to wildhunt lately
I'm not wasting pyro on Kisakishe will spook me like sShiroko didshe will spook me during fes
I had a question /bag/.
>>566627282Worst case scenario you can just buy her with the selector.Rolling for her is a brick.
>>566627237Just get the day pass and visit me, it's not rocket science.
>>566627442yes, I will have sex with retards
>>566627448Rolling her gives eligma and a chance of TYuuka. Who else are you going to use the selector on? Camp Hare? And finish the spark for CKotama?Lol
>>566627282She was my second spook after Hiyori.
>>566627551>Who else are you going to use the selector on? Camp Hare?what's wrong with that?
>>566627628Holy based
>>566627628He's right. Fucking based.
What should I do if I accidently stuff my face between my student's breasts?
>>566627628>the girls are perfectAkemi and Neru exist, so he's wrong.
>>566627086this but anus
>>566627772breathe deep
>>566627628Please give this man the authority to enforce this rule immediately.
>>566627810low-functioning schizo is back to embarrass himself some more?
>>566627628
>>566627783>NeruAre you the angry mikafag?
I LOVE REAL WOMEN
I can't stop thinking about vaginas.How do I stop?
>>566627628TRVKE
>>566627628>Prohibit women from cosplaying>Now only cute boys canholy mother of based/bag/core
>>566627909He's not really a Mikafag, but yes.
How do I cope with my pyro budget not being able to get cHare and foxes since theyre run back to back?The adult card cherry is not getting popped.
>>566628002You don't need CHare outside of Korea for speedruns.
>>566628002Skip C.Hare.
>>566628002stop being a little bitch and pay up
>>566628002just get spooked by CHare like I did
>>566628002Recall that CHare is in no way necessary to clear anything
>>566627937Sorry, you missed your window to get molested into homosexuality.
>>566627628Chinks can be based?
>>566627975He was included in the tally tho
>>566627937does kisaki's crotch smell good?
>>566628226I was not consulted, so it doesn't count.
>>566628226What tally
>>566628180Kek
>>566628180Bro, you did ask for permission to repost this, right?
I am owed mechasex with at least a quarter of the rounds taking place in the air safety be damned.
>>566627628i kneel...
>>566627876Fundoshis are severely underrated
>>566628378Yes, of course. Here's the written permission from the artist.
I want to live in Kivotos but good (I don't have to be a teacher, the girls suck me off every time they meet me, etc.)
homu
>>566628823cringe
>>566628180Kivotos really is heaven, they still have Bionicle
>>566628881No responsibility. Ever.
>>566628332Like boiled chicken.
>>566628980You can probably play 6.78 Dota 2 in Kivotos...
Anyone remember playing that Bionicle adventure game on Bionicle.com as a kidIt was like a Myst rip off or some shit
Soon
>>566629375
why are millennials so obsessed with bionicles?
>>566628980I'm glad I'm not into Legos anymore. That shit is an expensive. Do they even have interesting sets anymore or is it all just preexisting IPs and Ninjago?
Hare's Energy Pee
>>566629456They want to be kids again
>>566627628Holy based take
>>566629456Because they've cool.
I had a dream that Nonomi was handfeeding me grapes but then she forced my mouth against her breasts and I woke up feeling oddly refreshed.
>>566627628This is why I fucking hate vtubers so much. Fucking landwhales and roasties skinwalking in anime girls disgusts me to my core.
>>566607114Teams for the next Joint Firing Drill:https://souriki-border.com/joint-firing-drill/47
>another bond 100 seia but in other tabwtf seia is a fucking traitor
>>566623358Because she's one of the characters who fit the typical jk archetypes the most, and you're a pervert who like teenage schoolgirls.
>>566629825I'm not copying someone else's homework.
>>566628002you'll probably have more pyros by getting lucky in some banners
>>566629990Why is Kei like this?
>>566629810landwhales and trannies
buy an ad, faggot
Open wide
>>566629925All the serious players are in the other tab. We have had multiple 100s in the other tab in the past few includes, including Ui and Mika.
>>566630147Way too big.
last image GET
how do you resetposters time it so well??
imej wher
post faster
>>566619817>>566619909Meant to be chicken drumstick, but it's too small for details.>t. I drew it in the aggie
>>566629172>anti 7.0 schizoHello, this isn't /d2g/ and 7.0 made the game better.
>>566630193Kek no
What are your thoughts on the political state of the Sanctus faction
HinaMating press
>>566630445Guh
>>566630445ass too big
>>566630623>>566630623>>566630623
PinaMating press
Nigga, please.
>>566630445>deleted an image to post this shither ass is not that bignext time post something better
