Previous: >>566603203>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Hey /uma/, it's once again Muv-Luv Monday! I hope you guys have a great week and I wish you all a quick and stress-free class 6 retention and good rng on all of your last minute cm ace runs.If you're burned out with MANT maybe consider giving hit visual novel Muv-Luv a try? It's available on steam and mobile devices (even switch!) and also on pirating sites which is a morally correct way of playing it since the publisher is so incompetent they do not deserve your money
Post more images NOW
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Mambo!
>first attempt>successful retention for the weekcomfy
Digitan LOVE
>>566623058another Sakura Succubus
Find love today!!http://poal.me/pg3tkchttp://poal.me/pg3tkchttp://poal.me/pg3tkc
>>566623114if you didn't build ticket for this CM you lose your soul privileges
see you next week
>>566623169
Ez
>>564319886An update for youLa Creatura is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. In 27 starts, he has won 17 times, including 14 G1s, 1 G2 and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 17-8-2-0. In his classic year he has achived the American Classic Triple Crown. During his career he received the following awards: 1996 Best 3YO Colt (US), 1998 Best 4YO or Older Horse (US), 1996,1998 HOTY (US)
>>566623128idk why I just made this. Months of waiting before I can use this properly
fucking filename got saved wrong for some reason
here's today's star piece
>click power>end with 700 stami think gutsmaxxing may be the only way for cm14...
>>566623486nooo idon't want to do tiara runs today
>>566623550just go 3 speed 3 wit???
>>566623484soon
Gyarus are a psyop. i will only #brick4sweepy
>>566623245>>566623182You're all LARPers
>>566623781I need this
god espo is so fucking cute
>>566623550Spe has a dumb face
>>566623950sexboy
>>566623914Why don't you actually post her
>>566624142Cuz her VA is cute as well
You niggers better not max out the image limit before we hit 750 posts again
i love curren i meant the other curren
>slop
>>566623914ATARASHII KAZE
Jp spamming subhumans need to just fucking leave already instead of taking up our images
You guys ever take a shit and it comes out green and you wonder what the fuck you ate that made your shit turn green?
HYYYYYYYY THE SCHIZO WOKE UP LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>566623398based he will be fucked to death
>>566624439Teiobro...
IT's back fun's over everyone
Cuteseki!
Any decent Gemini cup guide up already?
>>566624439
I think Agnes fucking sucks
>>566624658yeah myh penish
>>566624439Doesn't that just mean you're eating greens
>>566624513Considering that his sire, Secretariat, just retired from breeding, that is a possibility
>>566624607bro we aren't even on round 1 taurus cup, is not so over already
>>566624658yeah, me
Now that THE CREATURE has arrived, time to piss it off, which sadly is VERY easily done.
Gentil puppet!
Sex with Mejiro Ramonu
>>566624439too much kale juice don't worry about itnow get back to racing!
>>566624969I feel like Marche will do bad things to be if I like Gentils puppet more.
>>566624969HOLY shit!>>566625047>MELTY giftheh
>>566625009many are saying this.
>>566625047motorboatable
i had to click rest on summer
>>566624913Words can't describe how much I'm looking forward to Espoir City yelling at me.
>>566625271
>>566625141
>>566625296>>566625392German Powa
>have you ever eaten a banana... with your life on the line?
>>566625107You know it, I know it, everybody knows it
Using Pearl speed is super fun
>>566625014spinach can unironically color your shit green, no idea about akel though
I didn't finish my dailies, AGAINI'm starting to feel the burnout
>>566625223you should've just raced
>>566625614Don't force yourself to play if you arent having fun. You only have one life on this earth and you're the one who chooses how to spend it
>>566625614Just do an E Rank Mcqueen run gwocho
>>566625614Better hope you're not in my club or you won't be soon enough if you keep that up
Mejiro Ramones
>>566625614just do them in unity
>>566625107>one of least likely uma to bang her trainer >gets a wedding altWhat?
>>566625824retard
>>566625614mambwo...
>>566625824They are literally just photoshoot outfits, dawg.
>>566625824
>https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/3f40b02125398615ec2276cc583137df3ad7fceb>(ts gonna take months given my hardware [nvm that architecture is straight up not realistic for mant]). Can't make this shit up
>>566625824Ramonu takes her trainer backstage before every winning live and fucks him hard and fast with the euphoria of her winShe then performs on stage with his cum in her womb
>>566625998damn, she got Falco'd...
>>566625998Deserved
https://x.com/kraftski5477/status/2053782029339365646Cute
>>566626138
Ramonu seems like the kind of uma to rape her trainernot, like, reverse cowgirl rape, but shove a toilet brush up your ass rape
Last Thread
>b-but mejiro ardan isn't for you!>b-but mejiro bright isn't for you!>b-but mejiro palmer isn't for you!>b-but mejiro ramonu isn't for you!These troons STILL want to gaslight saying umas aren't for (You), when most, especially the mejiros are lmao
>>566626239sex helios
>>566626256>but mejiro ardan isn't for you!Literally no one has said this but the yurihating faggot who keeps trying to bait people about all uma being lesbians
>>566626239DERBY UMAS
>>566626256shut the fuck up incel chud none of those are for (you), except when it's a female toreina, males need to kill themselves already and leave us yurisisters alone! stop oggling and touching my cute umadols!
free pulls doko...
>>566626239>mejiro capnew uma?
>mejiro RMAOnu
any uma for this feel?
>>566626239
>>566626326All uma are bisexual, but only because all females are inherently bisexual.
>>566626385cap as in peak
I NEED YOUR SMALLEST NISHINO FLOWERS PLEASE
>>566626497ya
damn near perfect statline for open but Trying to get Angling on this uma is an exercise in frustration
>>566626330free my nigga shakur
>>566626510Which trainee would rope their friend into having a threesome with (you)?
>>566626705>>566626501
>>566626618
>>566626501based>>566626650>all these A+ postsIntredasting... where have you fags been when it was B?
>>566626705Taiki Shuttle
>Gyaru culture is changing corporate meetings in Japan>More and more companies and government agencies in Japan are adopting so-called “Gyaru-style” meetings, in which hierarchies are deliberately set aside and discussions are conducted in a more informal manner. The concept was developed by the Tokyo-based company CGO Dot Com. According to the company, the model has already been implemented at around 120 organizations, including large corporations and local governments.https://sumikai.com/nachrichten-aus-japan/soziales-leben/gyaru-kultur-veraendert-firmenmeetings-in-japan-376057/Wahey. I'm here to save your company's meeting culture.
>>566626618iwak
>>566626764B rank open was just a little too low for me because it was very easy to overcap on points and umas like Tachyon and Super Creek dominated
>>566626841Japanese work culture is so fucked anything could save it
>>566626841This could have been an email
>>566626841>Fuckin JAPAN of all things are changing up their corpo structureNani the fuck?>>566626875Stop being lazy and bad, I survived it just fine...
How much time do I have until Almond Eye?
Jiiiiii~It's Doto!
>>566626841I could imagine some boomers seething during meetings or after meetings
>>566626934SMALLER
Why are all schizos in this thread depicted as weirdos?
Why are
WE ARE
another safe week
Why
Why.
Who are you
>>566627127Name one
>>566626043tree search with heuristic should be an improvement
Tfw playing uma on the train to class. I bet some nerdy girl with a fat ass and smelly feet is going to see me and ask me out.
>>566626841>gyaru culture into japanese corpos>old farts seethe>investors mald>uncs dilated>yet they HAVE to do itBased gyarus saving the world
>>566627292FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>566627292JAPANESE HORSEGIRL
We are still 29/30 I am sick and tired of that empty slot
>>566627516FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>566627534
>>566627292THE CHAMPIONS
>>566627534Which club
falco molestation
>>566627534sex with these things
IMPORTANT POAL PLS VOTEhttps://poal.me/jtukzkhttps://poal.me/jtukzkhttps://poal.me/jtukzk
HOEEEH ARIGATOOOO
>>566627292NUMBER ONE
are webm names and the soundpost script broken for anyone else?
Got everything I need for late hoguri but lowrolled the fuck out of wit
>>566627609I like still in love creature >>566627649Dacchis
>>566627419vodka, daiwa, finemo, curren, flower, dober, ruby, ikuno etc
>>566627735Serious answer is that it depends highly on the time of day
Just autistically went through my legacy and my borrow legacy to make an agenda that maximizes shared races in my parent run
>>566627735What is the point of trolling poals in the least interesting way possible?
>>566627821
>>566627534Mambro...
>>566627915She cuteWhat was the artist? I think I follow them, but not sure.
>>566627914https://poal.me/74x8yq
>>566627970zlo we are at 30/30...
You know what, I quit. I'm going to train a short distance Stego to replace my TT Bamboo Memory and I'm just going to autofill and hope for the best. I hate training Sprint Uma so much it's unreal.
>>5666278124chanx and 4chanxt are brokenyou can edit the script yourselfhttps://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108745775/#q108747747https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108745775/#q108747870or use a new forkhttps://github.com/nick-s-b/4chan-xtumamusume
>>566627992check filename/press the funny button
*girls your boy*
I spent two hours in bed this morning edging to drawings of SeiunI haven't even played her career yet
>>566628080based struggler>>566628094I adore how management keep pushing random bullshit changes that break long established and heavily used stuff like X/XT
>>566628094thanks anon
never used X and never felt the need toif anything 4chan would be significantly better if all this shite went away and we had to go back to hitting F5 and scrolling up to post
>>566623245DAAANCHOUUUU
>>566626841this is happening all over the world broboomers are retiring/dying, millennials are a lost generation, and zoomers are becoming old enough to get into positions of power. just yesterday I found out a member of the president cabinet in my country is a vtuber so a lot of things like the one you mentioned are gonna change a lot within the next 10 years
>>566628423okay phone tranny
>>566628094Ok I must get materials of those two now this is gonna be one sexy night
>>566628097>I actually didn't follow him Well, I hope he will draw more of those
>>566626618fih
>>566628468huh?
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566628161delete this NOW
>>566628461>millennials are a lost generationWhat the fuck does that even mean?And why are things only ever about BOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER BOOMER with a tiny mix of millenials? Where the fuck are the GenXers? Where is my older brothers generation, why is it always only about literal children and people of my mothers age?Not angry or anything, just hugely confused why people are so damn silly about these stupid ass labels that started being a huge thing in the last few years.
>>566628613You realize the other name for Gen X is the forgotten generation, right?
>>566627831True, although there's a lot of random chance mixed into that too. Regardless, it depends even more highly on how popular the game is at the moment, since a popular game will attract lots of people whose brains are somewhat functional, whereas an unpopular game will mainly be able to retain the interest of 4chan lifers obsessed with random barely-on-topic crap that they are glad to talk about incessantly even if nobody is paying any attention.
finished my full run for the day, time to glue all the others!
Thank you witgod disciples for another safe week
>>566628613Gen X is Mark Zuckerberg and the other faggots that truly silently destroyed the world
>>566627026
Any thoughts?
マルゼン好き
>>566628852>silently
I trained a teio sdebbu with 1200 power, groundwork and A&S but she can't even beat hoguris in frontless lobbies because she's a witlet
>>566628757Popularity is a double edged sword. Yeah normal people like popular things and arent a massive pain in the ass to interact with, but popularity also attracts the retards that were constantly spamming shit during the ballroom event. Also barely on topic stuff can be fun and keep me sane during mant cbt
>>566628613If you see one of those labels in any message, in any context, you can safely stop reading the message. That is what the labels are for: flagging noise as noise. They are somewhat helpful in that respect.
>>566628852Zucc is famously a millennial tho. He was born in 1984, which falls within their 1981-1996 birth range.
>>566628969None
>danchou is in class 5grim
>bought the mirror since I didn't notice I just got charming from an eventUma for this feel?
>>566628487Check the dates for the last 3-4 posts. Notice something? Mass image uploads with a huge gap between them, esp the most recent 2. I'm sure more will come, just not as often / consistent as others do it.>>566628720>Gen X is the forgotten generation>Millenials are apparently also a forgotten generationPeople seriously need to stop making up retarded terms, this shit is getting beyond silly baka retarded.The older I get the more I can understand boomer, which I suppose comes naturally with growing.>>566629019Unironically what I want to start doing, people using these terms always seem to be either silly or straight up retarded. See the use of "zoomer" as an insult on /v/ and whatelse.>>566628852The dead faggot arguably did a lot more damage, didn't even had to be silent about it.
>>566628969Ero Urara
>>566628969I think MANT blows
>>566628991I got a powerlet with high wit but no nnav head on and she rarely wins. She never ults
code niggas be like: >text: '.file > .first-child',what the fuck do you mean first child what child you retard you are fucking coding why children fucking code niggas
>>566629126>Millenials are apparently also a forgotten generationNobody says this.
>>566628613Millennials are all either depressed fuckers replaced by AI or those who silently became successful but still slowly rotting away
Is umamusume a millennial or zoomer game?
Jiii.............
>>566629213mine ults but she doesn't win anyway
Is Straight Descent any good for CM14?
>Say thing>Gets repeated>No one said thisAnon was right, just filter and ignore boomer zoomer toomer speak, it's all retarded.>>566629267>Millennials are all either depressed fuckers replaced by AIA meaningless phrase that works for Xers and Zoomer just as well, and probably alpha once they grow old enough.
>>566629312Not only are you posting trash you're also posting trash images. Amazing
Yo, sup!
Nishino, give me charming event right now and I will put you on profile pic and will make a daily SEX WITH NISHINO FLOWER post
>>566629367Phan (T) o (M) of the Opera O...
any other NTR Enjoyers?
>>566627831This desu. I used to stay here different times or whole time but I changed it to times where its mostly chill and funposting, like the 2 threads earlier.
>>566629463
>>566629126>>Millenials are apparently also a forgotten generationthe original post said lost and not forgotten though
>>566628720>forgotten generation
>>566629481Who, in this thread, said that millennials are a/the forgotten generation?
>only do one run a day>haven't made any aces>don't even frequent the threads as muchDamnI got burnt out?
>>566629253reminder that github (and others) stopped using the extremely long established terms "master" and "slave" cuz MUH FEE FEES>>566629579>>566629609and i ask again, what the FUCK does that even mean
>>566629463no, it triggers near the start of midrace, it does nothing
>>566629631THAT RAMEN IS BUSSIN
>>566629531Yes, me in the middle
>>566629667yeppers. MANT does that
I built a catch up red maru with barcarole and triumphant pulse and homestretch hasteit's pretty funny
>>566626256>be gentle and frail waifubait>few events later.. what will be her alt? bunny suit? microbikini? naked apron?>no, they turn her into a womanizing ftm tranny butch dyke that is a complete antithesis to everything her character stood for>despite this she is supposedly for (you)
>>566629568that doesn't help>>566629684thanks
I want to get out of the Nishino Flower mines.
>>566629631why the fuck is helios corrupting my trainee. how do I stop this
>>566629531luv herprobably can't afford to pull, but she cute
>>566629367Made for ME
>>566629631>goroawase translated into 1337B R A V OLOCALIZERS
>>566629871that will be $12 and hour plus tip :^)))))))
>>566629531I LOVE NTR
Guys....I'm tired of MANT....
>>566629797more like bakarolls, triumphant heartpulse into cardiac arrest, and homestrech haste to the fridge because she is a fatass
>>566629531i thought this was scp 173 for a moment
>>566629495sup
>>566629967true...
>>566629967rude, maru isn't fat
how bout you losers ZOOM SOME BITCHES
>get charming>finemo is still blue at the end of 1st summer and barely appears in witwhy is she like this
>The game has several confirmed lesbian uma>Not a single confirmed straight umaNyoticing
think I burned myself out on so many failed parent runs during past CMsthis time I'm just gonna manifest a good parent in my first five runs
>>566630225I just don't build parentsit's MANTmy failed aces are parents
>>566630178very few can satisfy fine motion
>>566630267my taurus team has no mile affinity therefore no mile sparks and obviously no mile skills
>>566630331sex with finemo while her bodyguards cant do anything but look on while jerking off in the corner or something while finemo and i are having lovey dovey baby making sex
>>566630138You firsthttp://poal.me/pg3tkc
>>566630331Why does she love shakur and hate penises so much?
>>566629056>1984nyoooticing
>>566629531Yes.
>>566630021
>>566630457>ew...
this baiter keeps whining about yurilittle does he know that I love yuri
>>566629312@umagrok are gachas millennial or zoomer?
God I love my filters
>>566630642i dont get it
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>566630697give them to me
>>566630697I don't know shit about filters but I am -this- close to deciding to learn, /uma/ would be a better place if I didn't see certain posters' ''contributions''
>>566630697>using filtersHey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. Reddit is 2 blocks down.
I refuse to use filters on principle. The good and the bad, /uma/, I accept it all.
>>566630959Literal cuckold mentality
all boards should simply have IDs
>>566630720if this is actually true I'm ending our relationship
Get filtered
>>566630890You know 4chanX has a feature to randomize hashes yea? You can't just filter that out
what possesses someone to spam the same thing over and over in the hope of a (You)? no, I will never grant that, insufferable false flagging yurinigger.
>>566631016How can I be a cuckold if I've never had a girlfriend?
>>566631040as if that prevented samefagging
>>566631124autism
>>566631105it can randomize filenames but not the actual file hash. that would require modifying the actual file data which it doesn't do.
>>566631081based
>>566628461Millennials fucked everything up and are actively making things worse, I hope they get more lost
Do we have a guilt complex Umamusume?no Laisu doesn't count.
I just open the image in paint and resave it before posting
>>566631126haha gottemCHECKMATE BITCH
Thread's derailed anywayhttps://youtu.be/EzCxpAB7-yMThoughts?
>>566630928>REEEEEEEEEE THIS THREAD IS UNUSABLE>what you use filters pfft fuck offThe state of this thread lmao>>566631040I wouldn't oppose this because that way it'll be easier to find the retards and filter them out>>566631129It would make easier to filter and that's enough
>>566627292THE WOOOOOORRLDTHE ARE THE PEOPLE
It's not baiting. It's my honest view. None of you can explain why a dating sim made for men has nothing but lesbians. Not going to miss a single one of you as I quit this trash general and game.
>>566631207uhhhh yea it does look
>>566631298suzuka
https://files.catbox.moe/qjxeyz.jpg
good thing I'm not a manmanbaby at best
>>566631298Literally Ayabe
>>566631301>adds an impossible to notice black pixel dotnothing personal, /uma/
Getting an SS ranked Suzu is impossible what the fuck do you mean this bitch has GUTS growth
posting in /uma/ is simple, you press the [-] button next to every NTR post with stubs off
>>566631368i didnt find that option...
>>566631506
>>566629148
Using /uma/ without filters is like pressing your face against an anus and breathing deeply
>>566629148that's a child...
>>566631543getting stolen by someone that isnt my trainee really turns me on though
>>566631081Why keep the stub
Do we have a straight Umamusume?no Laisu doesn't count.
>>566631509Hey! I see that pixel!>>566631651I want to do this to Helios.
I don't filter because I just mentally filter
>>566631368wait wtf u tricked me
do we have an asexual uma?
645 jews
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FILTER BROKE AND MY CRYSTALS DISSOLVED IN THE FILTRATE AND NOW I HAVE TO RECRYSTALLIZE THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE 2 MORE LAB HOURS IN DA JAAAAAR
>>566631331It's Oguri Cap as in PeakI can even understand it better than the original
>>566631673Any umamusume can learn Straightaway Adept
>>566631673Literally Ayabe
4chan killed sound posts?
>>566631818But only the pros can learn Beeline Burst.
>>566631804
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566631915they work for me
this is my 4th Mant career in a row where Team Sirius recreation didn't trigger/start during Junior year, am I doing something wrong?Is it just pure RNG?
>>566631651I would do this to Agnes Tachyon
Do we have a cockcrazy heteromaxx++ Umamusume?no Laurel, Dia, Sil,Vista don't count (they are female trainer exclusive).
>>566632075they work for a while and then your filename disappears
>>566631481>The image "https://files.catbox.moe/qjxeyz.jpg" cannot be displayed because it contains errors
I put random characters from other languages in my posts specifically to fuck with the regex you're using for your filters btw
>>566631673But she's so cute.
>>566632147Oguri if you do you pineapple juice reps
>>566631907doesn't she NTR the trainer with NTRoad?
>>566631481just link the artist you goofy asshttps://x.com/i/status/2053757261592301908
>>566631673
>>566632147But then you cant train them
>>566632219>and then your filename disappearsI don't even know what this means, but as I said they work just fine for me.
How do you deal with going into Summer camp with low energy? For classic I sometimes skip the last G1 race before summer if I don't have any energy drinks or charms.Senior Year I do both Yasuda and Takazura Kinen and often go into Senior Summer with 0 energy
>>566632319Put the twin tails back
How it feels like not being obsessed or schizophrenic.
>>566632546>How do you deal with going into Summer camp with low energy?I drink my vegetables, I drink my vitamin juice, I use my lucky charms, or I give up.
>>566632546Yolo all the way. It's either hit or bust
>>566632689Ayabe is literally obsessed and schizophrenic you dumb larper
>>566632689I am obsessed with you
>>566632752BOYS, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!
>>566631673ryan loves shojou manga enjoy your husband
>>566632689>How it feels like not being obsessed or schizophrenic.>Ayabedoubt
>>566632405it's just gone
>>566632228please don't teach people about this
>>566632546Save drinks for summer campbuy charmsYou actually want to race even more to boost your chances of these showing up in the shop and have the coins to buy them
>>566632546>How do you deal with going into Summer camp with low energy?You don't. Stock up on energy pots and charmsRemember you don't have to do both Takarazuka Kinens, in fact you'll likely skip the senior year one if need be, as you'll run Yasuda Kinen there so you can rest
>Make honeypot post>Obsessed schizos swarm to it like fliesLITERALLY never fails, they're so hilarious easy to play.Watch them reply here as well, seething away being in denial.
>>566632881IDK what to tell you other than that it just werks on my machine.
>>566632349Nitter doesn't fucking find it, and I'm not gonna register to fucking Twitter.
>>566633105>gentiltranny
>>566633102Mambo in Space confirmed for next event.
>>566633105Why is Gentiledonna homosexual? Why cannot she take the dick?
>>566632881>>566628094
>Gentile DonnaOy gevalt
>>566633310
The FineMo tranny just changed their avatar to Gentildonna and expects to be taken seriously again and to ruin Donna’s reputation
Holy hell, sweepy is OP
>>566633391Time taken IRL: 4 1/2 hoursTP pots used: 5Fans gained: 19mCarats gained from races: 215Totally AFK
>>566633532>>566633391>Anon realizes bots are super neat, MULTIPLE MONTHS INTO THE GAME
>>566631651share filters please
I'm just gonna guess this dude is mad he can't avatarfag with NTR anymore so he's using whatever random uma he finds to shitpost. retards calling everybody a schizo are always the biggest paranoid freaks, aka the real schizos
>>566633605not him but new sweepy is now headless meaning it's a lot faster than before
https://files.catbox.moe/peh8dp.png
Hey that isn't a gyaru
>>566633532Based Sweepy. I'm so glad Cyshit doesn't give of a fuck about Global to ban it.
>>566633657takes one to know one after all
>>566633664>headlessThat sounds a lot more likely to get you banned than the OCR method.
>>566633667Gyaru love!
>>566633664not going to give you my steam acc and 2fa faggotalso the speed doesnt matter when you get marked for doing 20 billion runs in 4 seconds and when the math behind the training is dog shit
>>566633605erm, nyesh, but do not bully me>>566633721If I get banned, I's free. If I'm not, I get free carats, use my stack of 250 TP pots and benefit my club.I can do about 15-20m a day with about 5TP pots, so I have 50 days to propel us into S+
why is Niigata Kinen always ran both on Classic and Senior year? even older JP schedules and these new race schedulers/solvers put it up there twice
>>566633695>A 3* and an SSR in one dayRemember to do your daily pulls piggybwos
>>566632546You prep for summer with juices/drinks and charms to take all the turns or you're bricked. I usually take either late may or one of the june turns I don't need the g1 on to rest if I have to. You can run the june Kinens either year for the titles so you can use that to your needs
>>566633778It should be. I don't even know if it works properly desu
>>566633824>boosts entire club>*gets entire club banned*sofuckingZASED
how do you even do 40m fans in a day...
>>566633695cygames will give her a gyaru alt inshallah
>>566633019do I just do the Takarazuka Kinen on Classic and Yasuda Kinen on Senior year then?
>>566633946...It's been over a year and not a single ban?>>566633995github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy
>>566633995with a bot playing at the background
>>566633995by playing like a freak/bottinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpV7MpqMLv4
>cygames makes it so every action requires connection to their servers to avoid seeing future outcomes and cheating in all of their games>new bot avoids this communication entirely or some shitthis will surely end well
>Got medium S one run>NTR didn't give me Firm Course menaceRate my next best Ogurin, can she win?
>>566633995And people in thread call botters people that do 3/4M a day from /uma/ clubs, jesus christ
>>566633846because there's a 3 niga epithet and you run the first in junior year
>>566634016Nyes
go ahead, tell your trainee you bot, see how that ends
Most annoying thing about mant besides the long career time is the fucking mile aptitude so you can have the privilege of throwing clocks into the void so Vodka and Nishino don't end your career. I'm not gonna miss this.
Dead mare
Mambo would be A rank if Cygames would ban the infidels
>>566634150people avoiding the clients completely, directly talking to servers has ALWAYS worked out well, especially when they used this technique to cheat.>>566634178Depending on the club 3-4mil a day CAN be a botter, even 2mil can be for all you know. In relation just about anything can feel or BE botting.
>>566634157Nyes!
>>566634245my trainee is sweep THOUGHsho
>>5666338462/3 for niigata epithetalso it contributes for standard distance and pro racer ones
>>566634005>gyaru hagNeck yourself
>>566634386https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/124585664>That artistNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566634423Is that slang for choking yourself because I already do that while edging
>>566634524erm no its...uhhh...keep yourself safe, friend
Are you still having fun, torena-san?
>>566634607Ffffffffffffuck no lmao. MANT is a shit and at this point I'm just trying to survive till we get the next RNG shit hole, but at least that one is a LOT shorter.
>>5666341784M can be easily reached if you don't abort any of your borrows though
>>566634607My fav umas have bad mile aptitude and next cm is front/endslop so nyo
>>566634720Only if you don't have a job/wife/kids/hobbies/friends/other games to play
>>566634467What's wrong?
>>566634720That's what I meant, 3/4M a day isn't anything crazy
>>566634423what do you have against hags lil bro
AAAAAAAAAH STOP EATING MY CLOCKS
>>566634720Let's pretend you know how to do an easy peasy 1mil fan run, CONSISTENTLY every single time.That still means you're wasting at least a solid hour (likely more) on MANT, for ONE run.FOUR hours at LEAST for 4m, and that is with a GUARANTEED 1mil fan run, otherwise you'll need even more time.No one can do that without being a freak that plays nothing but this game. Possible? Yes. Likely? Not so much.
>>566634831A sekrit /v/ma drawfag apparently
>>566634969ganbatte, anonymous-dono!!>>566634981I can get 1.2m fans on an ura run which takes me about 20-25 minutes depending on laziness
>>566634423hags can be cute sometimesthis game is making me like them a bit too much lately...
How many of you guys do open league?
>>566635048Prove it. Granted I'm a shitter that struggles with 800k runs, but that doesn't change the problem of time and autism shit slog needs.
>>566635112lol
>>566633995
>>566635048Thank you!! this brat got what she deserved
>>566635150I...what is there to prove? It's not very hard. I have a fan deck, I use Summer Maruzensky, and I grab Angling & Scheming on her. What do I do, record a run?
>>566633532isn't this almost break even on carrot refresh?
>>566634864>>566635106Stop posting ugly umas
>>566635240Literally just posting some vet uma with 1-1.2mil fans is plenty, no reason to be silly about this.
>>566634981Please attach Shichi to your posts
>>566635221Nice!!
>>566635427SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>566635106pama isn't hag
>>566635310alright?I only have these two sub-1.2m ones, but they're ones I changed a few races out to try and make sort of impromptu "fan parents", so they weren't run quite as optimally for just fans. I clear out my list consistently, I'm not going to keep untransferred fan runs just sitting there.
imagine thisgyaru seeking the pearl
>>566635596you mean
>>566635740Hot
Is the average age on /uma/ 15 since everybody here calls anyone that isn't an elementary schooler a hag? Total Zoomer Death
>>566635801you're just too old unc
Prudent Positioning on paces Y/N?>>566635801not 15 just peds
The one plus side to those Bakushin runs was that it got me closer to unlocking her casual.
>>566635776of course it's hot for you you fucking troon
>>566635112I'm doing it for every Medium & Long CM from now on
>>566635189
>>566635596>tranny hagNo
>>566635801Over 14 = A HagIt's pretty simple?
>>566635590Goddamnit why is it always that damn OP hag? I wanna say it's been her when we're talking hardcore fan runs since her OG released.Granted the 44 races shit sounds like a slog to me as well, but is that and the hag the reason why I struggle so much?
I feel like I'm using the Team Sirius card wrong. Is the friendship training activation just completely rng? Should I be making use of the final event for the guaranteed proc, or is it not worth forcing myself through the other ones if I can't find the opportunity
>>566635961
>>566635959I am a heterosexual, cisgender man and that is hot as fuck
>>566636025DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uh oh yuri melty
>>566636009You're supposed to give up if it doesn't activate pre-debut
>>566635942>JP
>>566635990I'm not sure? I use Seiun now sometimes, since I kinda want a parent, but I just try and get my stats that I care about over 600 for a 3* spark chance and I do 42-45 races a run. Its about, again, 20-25 minutes a run. S.Maru is really strong on URA - angling & scheming almost guarantees wins, and she starts with two potential, and needs to recoveries, for her ult so that covers her stamina for the long races. Then you just...do a bunch of races. I just do it halfway autonomously while watching Youtube on the side or something
>>566635961Don't worry I'll clean right away *PERO PERO PERO*
>>566635942>Casual OutfitsSexSexSexSexSex
Thread isn't fun anymore so time for some neppers and eepers
>>566636103>pre-debutdamn, it has to be THAT early? I'm assuming I should be doing all its events then (ideally the seventh one before summer camp?)
>>566636053yet you self-insert as a woman while watching lesbo slop
How much do Umas love cock?
>>566636185>he wants the cuck
>>566636264Please anon, this isn't a competition.
I don't think I've ever seen a black wedding dress
>>566636123In that case, fair, it is possible provided one has the uma to do it with. Still sounds like a bit of an annoying slog to me, but I'm also a lazy casual so whatever.
>>566636254I would self-insert into Palmer and Helios, true
>>566636329Curren is a widower Her husband diedBe respectful
>>566636264they hate cock
>>566636323>wrong picoh well I was gonna post that one separately too to laugh at mambo
>>566636405I mean I just do it once a day if I'm not doing other runs really. Then I "did my quota" for the day.
>>566636321Baffling post considering the absolute state of the horse breeding industry.
>>56663641941%
King Halo more like King stupid fucking retarded NIGGER WIN A FUCKING RACE YOU HAVE +150 ON EVERY SINGLE STAT OVER THE CLOSEST RUNNER
kingu love
>>566636462>fuji raping more mares than cuckgo
>>566635942What blog do you steal these from
>>566636628>>566636637the duality of man...
>>566636628late surger moment
I do NOT botI do NOT grind fansI do NOT do parent runsI do my daily MANT run until I'm done with my aces then wait for CM to be over to start the next 3. my danchou knows this and still loves me
>>566636676he may be mad at the moment but he still decided to run kingu to begin with
When is Uma getting good gameplay
>>566636863True. We love King.>>566636857Good job, Anon!>>566636913haha imagine if they like...erm...together...hehe...
>>566636952>We
Uh oh antijp pigi yuri noscreenshot melty>>566636460>I just do it once a day if I'm not doing other runsI mean, sure. Point is that you're right and that it's possible, even outside of gay ass MANT, just needs the right set up. Suppose combining that with a decent bot enhances it all for obv reasons.
>>566636932Never beca-OH MY GOD IS THAT HER P-
>>566636932genuinely gross and haggy
>>566636857>Halo losing to two nobodies and Spe-chud Jobber
HMM WHAT SHOULD I NAMY MY DAUGHTER? A QUEEN MAYHAPS? NO HER NAME WILL BE KING SO SHE DOESN'T NEED TO CHANGE HER NAME WHEN SHE INEVITABLY TRANSITIONS INTO A POONER
>>566636857cute anime mobumas
>>566633664How is it headless, does it just send API calls straight to the server without launching the game? All they have to do is run a DB query checking if you clicked a UI button at the same time you sent a request, there's no way they don't ban this if it starts getting noticeable
>>566636913GIANT hands with LONG fingers, the legs seem a bit on the long end as well
I want to hold hands with and lovingly embrace Symboli Rudolf
>>566637228Yaoi hands
>>566637228All the better to reach my prostate.
>>566636990Yes. We.
>>566637223>does it just send API calls straight to the serverHow did you know!?>>566637269Based
>>566637013I'd assume so yeah, idk botting I just generate my 1m fans a day and I'm in the top 10% of my club somehow...
>>566637342Her laugh is annoying, she's shit.
just post the one king futa image already
>>566637349>top 10% with a singular 1m runDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566637228it's okay to be envious of first-rate hands, mister baby hands
>>566637487yeah its not a very active club (we're A, most people do nothing. But everyone is active for shoes and we talk a lot so I like it)
>>566637481Fuck off
>>566637451Your third-rate ears simply cannot appreciate a first-rate laugh.
>>566637481why are zoomers so disgusted by pussies? why do they need everything to have a penis?
>>566637687100% straight man here, vaginas are disgusting
>>566637687Zoomers are yuritards. It's why they like Helios.>>566637837No hags.
>>566637837she has the porn makeup issue where the face is darker than the body
Who put my user id in that poll
>>566637880ryanbro btw
>>566637880100% sodomite
>>566637883
>>566637837How does this program work? Does it copy paste umas head onto other umas body or the outfits can actually wraps around other umas naked bodies?
/uma/, parted bangs or short bangs?
>>566638150got any examples? no? then FUCK YOU
>>566638124
>>566638124>>566638341Not marriage
I respect that Satono looks me dead in the eye during her dance lesson event. She doesn't care at all how wildly her boobs are jiggling
>>566638323just for you
>>566637837Umazing!
>>566638435
>>566638579You picked the ugliest two possible umas for this
>>566638579so forehead vs not? hmmm.... depends on the girl, I suppose. generally I'd say right, but narita has her own cuteness
>>566638640you are welcome to give better examples
>>566638626>yurishit
>>566638579ugly ass forgettable uma / beautiful japanese lady
>>566638640
Best pace parents for CM14? Other than Flower and mummy creek (ain't nobody building a mile mummy creek parent).
I will now be building a mile mummy creek
>>566638843tarus hasn't started yet
>>566638843No
Hello and good night friends!!
>>566638918my bI will be building a mile mummy creek in exactly 2 weeks 9 days 11 miuntes 15 seconds from nowis that better for you?
>>566638640how dare you
>>566637687Why are uncs so scared of cocks?Actually it's not a zoomer thing, it's more of an exposure and lack of bias thing
>>566639048>>566639064umasumi!
Front are kinda comfy next cm huh>run triple front>get triple speed eater>falco for groundwork, it's a mile anyway so get the power cards>borrow anglingaaaaand we're done
That's one parent down
>>566639076no it should be timed for when tarus ends
>>566639176its missing the mile spark
http://poal.me/n3ouzhhttp://poal.me/n3ouzh
>>566639048night night
I signed up for Open League, what's some advice I need to know to avoid getting S umas?
>>566639176>turd sparkthat's a grandparent, you don't want your direct parents to be missing the distance spark
>>566636913>*sniff*
>>566639350she's giving me the lustful eyes again...
>>566639350Whore
>Any advice for Openhttps://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-raceUse the site above. Just used it for the very first time and it's surprisingly spot on, exactly in fact. The old GoogleDoc script people used to use was shoddy shite, this thing here is seemingly great, but I only tried it once.
NTR may be the worst design they have ever made, even worse than uggos like Biwa or NPCs like Air Messiah >piss colored hair>uglt hairstyle that makes her forehead look massive >design all over the place, multiple layers yet nothing combines>bad silk colors, looks like a clown>"I want to help everyone" personality but inferior to Kita's in every way possible in retrospective no wonder RTTT was such a slog with this thing being the protagonist despite it being 4 episodes long
>>566639350never saved it but i remember a few anons saying there's a calculator that helps you know when your run will end up in A+ or S for example, someone may help you with it
>>566639367turf is about the same for mile isn't it
>>566639297>>566639367I take what I can get
>schizo having another meltdownsuppose ill get my popcorn early today
>>566639562it's still weaker, but it's not a total wasteunless you're fishing for a S turf S mile then maybe. Sprint is where it's about equal or better
>>566639176what are the other parents for
>two 3* in a rowDo your dailies ok
>>566638790pls respondI guess there's always Ogurin
>>566639176How you faggots get this lucky is beyond me. All I ever get is trash blues and pinks, and barely any whites.Then a random URA run I did today got me a 3Speed.
>>566638790use El instead of mummy Creek, her unique was good for ONE CM
>>566639762new year tmo is a parent uma so the extra stats don't matter, this was a bad roll
Is the raw speed enough or is it glue? I am not good with computre
>>566638790>>566639772Pasa for frontsFlower and Mummy for paces - Maybe Pasa too who knowsCheer Halo > Flower for the rest
>>566639953Damn, there goes my 50 carats, I'm so bricked...
>>566639992what is this for? but that's pretty bad power either way, which is a shame for low tier kitas
>>566638843please do, mummy creek on the database are so bad that any better creek could get 1000 followers easily
>>566639953you forgot to mention she's also the second best long uma after Kita bro>g-getting 7 skills for her unique is hard!!!!it's not URA anymore bro
>>566640026> Mummy for pacesAin't no way in hell anybody's going through the RNG bullshit gauntlet of turning mile G into a mile pink parent. Sweepers don't count.
>>566639350Use thishttps://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
>>566640127It was a failed CM run that accidentally ended up with all the juicy greens, never been that lucky with greens.
>>566640064try getting a good purple support card next time
>>566639992is this supposed to be for CM13?
>>566639992What is it for tho? Graded CM will rape your ass, naturally. Can't use it in open, and we can't see the inspirations for anything parent related.
>>566639992nice unity kitasan bwo
witGAWD recommended MCreek parent for one singular CM and now every gaslighter under the sun says her unique is a must have
>>566639705Each run needs two parents.
>>566640221you want at least 900 poweranything less is brickcity tierthere's a good chance you don't even get to use all that speed because you don't accel fast enough, and you don't have any midrace power to fight for first to anglingand also buying double circle distance and savvy is certainly a choice. She'd want midrace skills
>>566640363usually borrow one
>>566640332jesus christ you people are fucking retarded
I skipped my dailies for the first time since launch...
>>566639762nigger how are you this lucky
>>566640437If you have your own you can spend all day on failed ace runs instead of only five hours.
Post something fluffy
>>566640187then how come I didn't see any ny operas in pisces cup?
>>566640496finemo wouldn't say this.
>>566640496it's true tho, no one cared about her until he said her unique is good for capricorn
>>566640520Intern moment
>>566640562nyo
>>566640565
god i hate those abominations
>>566640662because she didn't have a viable track condition prior to that. When the track condition is good for her ult she is good, when it isn't, people don't talk about her. What is it about gacha games that brings out the most braindead drooling retards imaginable?
die furries, die
>>566640520stop nooooooooooooooooooooticing
god i love those abominations
>>566638124how sweet, a friendship ring for her best friend
>>566640978>her unique is good only with the correct track conditions>but since capricorn every sprint/mile track is the correct trackI'm not borrowing your Creek parent bro
>>566640189Just cope with grandparents
>>566641059>>566640749I think Biwa is more sheep than uma...
What is the actual stamina requirement for CM13?
Mejiro Palmer looks different than I remember
>the gentilwhorena furfag portion of the thread
>>566641635 BIG WIN regardless
>>566641550700 + gold heal, 800 + white heal + radiant star, 900 no heal
>>5666415501550 combined Stam+Guts & one gold recovery
>>566641747No fusu
need fusu sex
>Charming Owhy can't I stack mirrors to get Charming OO
>>5666422477 and I rape you is why
>>566642247Your balls implode from getting sucked too much
if i am desperate for late race speed on CM14 should i make a teio parent
clocked out in classic year award
>>566642361there is no way you are this desperate
Uh oh melty
>>566642490where is the melty, jp tranny, point at it
>1 rainbow all classic summer even with a whistlejesus christ
>>566642247double circle buffs are exclusive to umas like Creek and Taishin bro
surely Grand Concert will save umamusume
>>566642361Your Pulse bwo?
>>566636329I never noticed the tan lines on wife groove
>>566642662No
>>566642662yes
>>566642608first turn after summer and there's a double speed rainbowcan't make this shit up
>jp trannhuh oh anti-jp melty
>>566642715
>called Kitasan Black>is one of the palest uma
real melty hours
>>566641726
>>566642487>>566642687i don't have oguri, NYO, or brianfuji may be serviceable but it may just be eaten up by the accel zone if procced earlywho do i even have
Anons am I doing something very wrong for Ardan? Or are paces just not any good for this CM?Or is it simply that her guts are abysmal so she's THAT bad?I barely had any time for this CM so I made 3 meh aces and that's fine fine I will have more time in the next CM, hell, not even medium S in 2 of them, but my Ardan just cannot win anything.I was not expecting her to do much but I'm talking of being overtaken early always even by my past CM umas I threw in for testing.It's the guts being abysmal isnt it? If so how do the hell am I meant to get guts without sacrificing anything else...? For natie I threw in Super tits but the power suffered it... I welcome any advice about deck or parents, I have time for a couple more mant runs before the cm
>>566642982Low wit and pace being bad because they dont have any good accel options outside of red shift (which everyone has access too)
>>566642896aand finished. now the schizo can stop going "MELTYMLTEMLRAMELTYAAA"
>>566642903Skip the V Sisters' banners
>>566641380GooDonnanight
>>566643001Grey da best!
>>566642903should've been Kitasan Kuro for the full Nippon experience
>>566643001move king from bay to bae :]
>>566643090I enjoyed the fusuposting, thanks.
>>566643146
>>566643090I didnt enjoy the fusuposting, thanks (for stopping).
why are chibi uma so fat
Average inspiration on a parent run
>>566643208>furryFuck off
>>566643162I know, there is always at least 1 person enjoying it, but thanks for the kind words.
>>566643001Blacks are sexy?
Thanks to the anon who posted this yesterday because I came multiple times to it already
>>566642962>>566642487>>566642687on paces btwforgot to mention
>>566643072>915 wit>low witNTA but BUHIIIII
>>56664337420% wit growth uma, so yes 900 wit is low.
>>566643295>stronk wahman>large forehead >born from King MuttShit uma, shit taste.
Yae
>>566643527why are they Gay
>>5666433741.2k minimum buddy
>>566642982You need 950-1k stam gwo
>>566643606baby they were born that way
>>566643606DEI captured Cygames
>>566636270
>>566643606I fucked them too hard and dumped them, now other men are ruined for them
>>566643443OP here, well, that's the point for me in a way, the reason it's so "low" it's because I could ignore a lot of WIT trainings on behalf of her weakest growths and still though getting 900 was fine, is it really the wit making her just not perform? Well I guess paces in general are fucked unless its a track where nishino flower accel works?
Chrono Genesis and naked menCHRONO GENESIS AND NAKED MEN
>>566643606Women just do that
even straight women do skinship you know
>>566643486Kawakami is WOKE?
>>566643672Soulless
>>566643695even with 1 gold and 2 whites worth recoveries? damn I hate 2400 and the debuffs bulshit
>>566643606Same reason you are
Do you copy?
Preferred Position or Hydrate?>Slightly decrease fatigue>Slightly recover enduranceliterally what is the difference>>566643809Straight men toome and the boys
>>566643728Brobath…
>>566642962 (You)>>566642487>>566642687nigger i opened the game just to screencap this can you fucking answer me
>>566643695The lack of accels is the bigger issue than the wit, but in rooms you will be facing mostly whales with mlb fuku ntr fm etc, who just have more wit (thus more consistency) than your ardan.
>>566643934I copyyyythe 600 guts thing is bugging me for that speed boostbut there's no feasible way to hit it unless I get tons of guts from races and the shop
>>566643934Can't wait for Delivery must complete
>>566643993should've ticketed oguri bwo
>>566644136my account is oguri-free so i am the SOVLGOD
>>566643828Ugly mutt
>>566644071forgot pic
I love my wife
>>566643993It's over buddy
>>566644013man... I guess I will try train Dia or King, but I'm sick of lates in mant, its a pain in the ass to train them
None of you can explain why a dating sim made for men has nothing but lesbians. Not going to miss a single one of you as I quit this trash general and game.
>>566643993i dunno mangbuy radiant star and gamblewtf u want us to figure outteio unique will not fucking proc
>>566642962Uokka unique increases target speed when 200m from the finish line. Is that late enough?
>>566644345Dia at least has a decent unique and inherent recovery but yeah shit sucks.
>>566643972
>>566643146'luv me greys, simple as
>>566643948they recover the same amount of hp but have different activation conditions
>>566644304>t.normie
Think this might be the worst shop rng I've ever had in a run
>>566644362
>>566644548Cute bro
>>566642962I got nothing, maybe Spe OG or Vodka. You're kinda boned, I agree.
>>566644347 i opened the game just to screencap this can you fucking answer me
>>566644771casual sex with my bro, friends with benefits if you will, the best kind of sex.
>>566644838Cuuute
>>566644771>Trans>cend>ugly glasses
Fun fact: Ai-chan's mom and Tacto's grandma are roommates
>>566644838
>>566641094>it's a cat with horse hoovesfuckin' WOULD
>>566645051WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OYAKODON MATERIAL IN THIS FUCKING GAME?
>>566644514I tried a Dia yesterday but the first 4 races were a loss, any tricks for lates in MANT? Should I just train power as much as I can pre debut? dober unique didnt seem to help too much either...
>>566644947I’m personally more partial to long-term committed sex, but to each their own
>>566645145based
>>566644610>Slightly decrease fatigue mid-race. (Pace Chaser)>Slightly recover endurance mid-race. (Pace Chaser)???
>>566645241the trouble with the accel uniques is that they're ass for 18 uma races, which is all the careers ones are. For lates you want to ideally be running power sunday and fuku for a lot of initial power. Power and an early nimble nav hint from finemo make early game a breeze
>>566645245>always hang out with bro>bro and I fuck when we feel like it>keep hanging around constantlyessentially it's a relationship, they just dont call it that (yet), silly. don't overthink it.
>>566645369https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>566644947>>566645409closet homo
>>566644758>>566644362>grannyfags
>>566645403It's true the few times I borrowed a fuku the first half of the career became way easier, but is it worth to sacrifice on your left from borrow nice nature and a 70 race bonus for it? I seriously hate this scenario kek
>>566645201inbred horses
>>566645458>game torahoy vey
>>566644838>>566645058LMFAO
>>566645570ya but why is there so many sexy mothers of sexy girls in this school? sure it isn't in lore but who cares
Next thread will have more schizos
>>566645534On your left sucks this track so yeah. The longer the track the worse it becomes and dahby is the longest medium at 2400m. I'd rather rely on a bunch of mid race and pushing for 5th so you can proc mpb and red shift
>>566645409I see, I suppose there’s no need to rush in that regard
basic blonde bitch
>>566645662
better business bureau
>>566645662>befriending the gorilla Cringe
big brown boobies
>>566645718exactly, now you get it. just you and your bro chilling, playing games, taking care of each others need.>>566645862pls dont post the same 3 brown images all the time
>Brick my account for Pama>Realize halfway through her career that her whole gimmick is lusting after Helios' muff15k carats down the drain
not feeling so hot about my chances this CM
>>566645862She needs to be white
>>566645932I told you palmer has no personalty other than helios
>out of energy restores and lucky charmsTELL ME WHY
girls will never be your 'bro', let it goboys on the other hand...
>>566646051then why is she so liked?
>>566646068You're using the fat whore
>>566646152Because the one who like them actually play the game
>>566646014That's not Hishiama, that's a vampire>>566645908I'm not going to go through danbooru for 2h so I can amass a large enough image collection to appease your autism
>>566646051https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/15k%20carats%20down%20the%20drain/
>>566646134give them bodies please. seeing them decapitated makes me unironically cry.
>>566646252the issue/joke is that someone kept posting the literal 3 images from the same actornow calm down retard
>>566646073Boys cant get pregnant
>danboorutoo retarded for pixiv LMAO
>>566646152no one likes Palmer, she's less liked than Mejiro Bright and would be less popular too if it wasn't for the gyaru gimmick
>>566646391That's a lady boy
>>566646379perfect, right?
>>566646321Shouldn't you be in school?
>>566646321....I shan't. Not anymore, at least.>>566646403Many such cases.
>>566646416i like palmer, i tried to pull her but she didn't came out...She's cute and funny
>>566646478No.
>>566646391Disgusting whale
>>566646487do you know me?
Speaking of brown umas, I just read this scene where Snowing Hazard challenges the villain Laurel to a race. It warmed my heart. I hope she gets revenge.
>>566646416Kill Gold CityRape Tosen JordenHang Mejiro PalmerBurn Daitaku Helios
>>566645935depends really
>>566646416>she's less liked than Mejiro BrightMeaningless argument, everyone loves Bright
>>566646662oops forgot to post the pic
>>566646656I've only seen women and fags enjoy this boring ass manga, which one are you bro?
>>566646656Ugly brown
>>566646768FUTA HELIOSHUGE DICK IN PANTS
why would anyone a brown uma?
>>566646725>Gold ShipYou didn't win.
>>566646391that's a man
My club is dropping to C+. When is the latest I can leave it to find a more active one?
>566646768>slop
I need a third ace-Not XOguri or Goldship-Has innate Gold Recovery-Useful this CM without extreme mutations-Preferably End Closer since I have 3LB CB.
took a pic of my cock to post /here/, but it does not look as hot as I thought it would. In fact it looks dirty and brown, I am getting cold feet because of that
>>56664695013th to be safe, given you'll have to wait a day to join anotherthere may be some openings in /uma/ clubs
>>56664695013th
>>566646971Urara
can you guys stop killing umas, it's not nice
>>566646950Time is running out. Leave or get kicked asap
>>566646971Hishiama is right there
>>566647067Urara wouldn't like liars.
>>566646950there's a 24h cd on joining another club and you need to join before the 15th to get the monthyl rewards. I'd jump ship on the next recruiting post
>>566646950Which club drops to C+
Reminder that Marvelous Sunday possesses actual, real magic and no one ever comments on or notices it
QUICK, SOMEONE POST FAKE RECRUITING ADS!
>>566647060>>566647062>>566647086>>566647123Okay cool, leaving rn then.
>>566647119Urara wouldn't like a quitter, I answered now do it
>>566646950you need 14 days to get May rewards, so you have 6-5 days to join another club
>>566647087>pixivtoo autistic for danbooru LMAO
>>566647087What's her innate gold? I need to borrow NTR so I can't get her Swinging Maestro.
>>566646971Just save yourself the trouble and make a dominator bot
too retarded for jiggiestoo retarded for jongersdon't want to do my mant runsnot feeling so hot bwos
>>566646971THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE RISING SUN is right there bro
>>566646785Fags in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.You're playing a yuri game, dawg. You'd love the manga.
>>566647271the basics of mahjong are pretty easy bwo you can learn in a few minutes as long as you play closed hands
>>566647271
>>566646014she looks so much better like that it's crazy
>>566647271If it help, Imma be fapping rn so if you wanna join in spirit you're invitedNo one else is though
give me fuelgive me firegive me cupcakesor I retire
So far we have 3 girls who are confirmed to be the daughter of their mom's torena. How many umas see Tracen as a place to find a bf/husband?
>>566647353dont reply to the obvious anti jp schizo>>566647343granny sex
>>566647343have you seen flower's casual wear? she outgrannies everyone
>>566647353YWNBAM
>>566647254Just get stam to 800+ and bring some whites.
>>566647198It's not an /uma/ club, just some b+ joint I joined with a friend at the start of my playtime that's experiencing burnout.
>>566647208Is Marvelous Sunday, the uma equivalent of Tom Bombadil?
>>566647238I don't have turf sparks.
>>566647402Based old fart.
>>566647497I've got some white for her...
>>566647353I forgot Laurel's trainer even existed lmao, if this wasn't backed by the uma brand this garbage would have been axed after two volumes
>>566647497How many whites is one gold, like 4?
MLB CB is a better stat stick than Fine Motion
>No bake>Schizo having a meltyEoS soon
>>566647376closed hands for pussies, just chi pon kan until you win
>>566647418All of them, even Tabho
>>566647529No, Tom is more the living embodiment of the forest itself, a more ancient magic than anything people in their time use. Marvelous is more like Gandalf, she wills things to happen and it does because magic in their setting is more of a "power of God, the ability to enact yourself upon things" than throwing fireballs, something the movies didn't understand.
>>566647529I never wanted to ravenously fuck Tom Bombadil's tits.
>>566647703many such cases
>>566647682Correct
tfw no /uma/bf
>>566647376>learn optimal strats, when to pon, chi and kan, and the most basic win conditions like tanyao and pinfu along with the other ones that could lead me to a surprise win like all doubles>still lose because opponent just happened to ron me after riichi, or because during riichi i discarded a useless cardMahjong is even worse than uma in terms of infuriatingly bad rng because it's literally 95% luck and your control of the outcome is limited to the luck of the other players, and the 5% which is basically don't drop cards you need and don't steal cards that won't lead you to a yaku
me when I blatantly lie
>>566647790http://poal.me/pg3tkc
Majongers bad!
>>566647874obscene
tfw no /uma/gf
>>566647874why did they make her gay?
>>566647957I only like 2D men, sorry
>>566647831I am not going to act like Mahjong is the ultimate game of skill expression or that there isnt a bunch of luck involved but you just sound like you're mad you lostI would know because thats how I sound like when I'm on a losing streak
>>566647951Not true!
>>566647957im already taken
>>566648115trannies may not apply
>>566647957>straight chiyoposterNow this is an improvement.
>>566648103>loves only me>is a lesbianwtf??
tfw you miss medium s
>>566647678You don't need a whole gold's worth of recoveries on an end if you push stam to I don't remember like 800~1000 obviously the higher the betteryou're just looking for excuses
>>566648242I'm sorry this is how you had to find out anon... you're trans
>>566648237Always been straight, was one of the OG chiyo posters way back as well.
>>566648062sloppa trash, please do better
>>566647957now this is something i can relate
>>566648103Loves Only You?more like I'll Love To Put My Cock Between Her Fat Tits am I right?
>horny for brown umas again award
Is majong actually fun or will I just want to kill myself after learning it?
>>566648345who is OG chiyposters
>>566648413>>566648413>>566648413
>>566648414surely it can't be worse than doing another MANT run
>>566648414Yes and yes
>>566648310wtf i hate vegetables now
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be releasedi should just kill myself
>>566648403where the fuck did this image come from, hiromoot?!?
>>566648254>>566648450Sister abs…
