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Hanae is a PSYCHOPATH
Akane Love!:-It is the land where beauty’s meaning flowers;Where every unplaced memory has a source;Where the great river Time begins its courseDown the vast void in starlit streams of hours.Dreams bring us close—but ancient lore repeats"That human tread has never soiled these streets.":
I'm not baking again, you lazy cunts
SEX with Hanae
>>566678041>junko wifeBattered husband...
>>566678041>kokona event sex
This thread's Aru and image contribution
hello, /bag/I am making progressfrom 800p to this, momotalk gems seem endlessthank you for reading my blogpost
>>566677935>4.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KHceYwh1Dbw – 5/15 8:00>Video unavailable (this video is private)stream eos
>>566678041>Alice must be small!
Karin(Hyakkiyako)
>>566678267
>>566678041>pull momoi fes>cock stuck, run midori
>>566678041>fubuki looks retarded
I find goose very pretty. Is she any good?
>>566678267https://x.com/KR_BlueArchive/status/2052676127655973137
>>566678041>iroha need>birthday hanae>ai hina>kokona event sex
>>566678320
>>566678041>Fubuki looks retardedLMAO
what's t.yuuka investment? she dont need attack blueprint to T10 since she does no damage, right? only hp?and how about her skills
Honorable sensei would never have sex with their students
>>566678453>>566678361>>566678041Fubuki tr00ns owned
>>566677935I was promised gogurt bread
>>566678426Moi keeping her sensei in mind
>>566678505ue60 or you may as well uninstall.
>>566678545?
Goodnight /bag/,>>566678376Not really.Comparable to Chiaki who couldn't even compete with sHanako most of the time, Nagusa released right before sMika - a brutal and unfair situation.>>566678505The ones not related to damage, because yes, her damage is pitiful.
>>566678041>ai hinaHer name is Kei
>>566678041>yuuka cumming>junko wife>meru fucked>kaede left>momoi game>eat dps ass>run midori>daughter naked common>rape forced adults
>>566678505Depends on the content you want to do. Higher tier boots give more HP.
>>566678154I need more Seia bread.
/bag/ would you still love your student even if she were 50 feet tall
short girls with big boobs
>>566678505We're getting a lot of millennium mats in the upcoming 4 months so maxing her is good for maximum impact. She's useful and very cute.
eos
>>566678768what if she had 50 feet instead?
>>566678315smallice
>I want to post about my niche fetish right now
Aggie when
>>566678376Good for the soul
>>566678832how would that even work
>>566678624>>566678736>>566678815ok, i'll get her to T1 T10 T10 and 5M77
You wouldn't really fuck a triangle, right Sensei?
>>566678768Giantess is a shit fetish because they are always too bigYou can't do anything with 50 feet12 feet, NOW we're cooking
>Sensei I need you to give me a private lesson on how babies are made. Right now.How do you respond?
>>566678061Psycho deez kokoNUTS
>Shiroko was always kind of weird, so it's not that big a deal if she became a little weirder!serika's a little confused but that's the spirit
>>566678957Why are you levelling useless skills to level 7?
>>566678847it's just Hasoom retard
https://magma.com/d/AzHymCSYabhttps://magma.com/d/AzHymCSYabhttps://magma.com/d/AzHymCSYabWe are starting the aggie for this maintenance now, the theme this time will be Evening gowns which apparently means something like a formal dress for a galaAs always the theme is just a suggestion, you can draw anything elseHave fun
>>566679000
>>566679106>Increases Healing by 969 and ATK SPD by 22.4%.not useless> Whenever Yuuka stops moving, increases Mystic Effectiveness by 49.7% for 20s.ok this one might be useless since it's only increasing for her
>>566678252THE WHORE OF KIVOTOS
babu
Serina worth Hard node farming? How good is she at UE60? Feels like she is only used for repo + minor heal most of the time.Cherino nodes after maintenance?
How long is Vol EX C2?
>>566678923>how would that even worklike this but human feet
>>566679272Weird but cute
>>566679194>Evening gownsWe already had that shit or something similar
>>566678519What if the students rape sensei?
>>5666792157 isn't that expensive anyway, though with the upcoming fes it depends how tight you are on millenium mats.
>>566679000I prefer rectangles
>>566679363your fault
>>566679276She's worth farming until ue40
>>566679007I don't, because storks only live in the north and the nearest cabbage patch is at least tens of miles away
>>566679215That skill only does something at UE40
>>566679353It was nightgown, it's actually very different
>>566679276>spoileryes, and The Child too
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>566679446>following that graph like an NPC>>566679276UE60 is obviously stronger than UE40 stats wise. She will be stronger and your strikers by extension in every content you use her in.
>>566678376whats good for the goose is good for the gander
>>566679194It was supposed to be a gogurt aggie...
>>566679618>just have unlimited ap to farm everyone bro what are priorities?
STOP INSPECTION IN PROGRESSShow your Kisaki before the update to pass
Anyone else start getting stuff with their wife's colour
>>566679609Typical women deflecting the blame to menSorry for being sexy sensei
>>566679718>have unlimited ap to farm your pakeji?
The event’s almost over. How would you rate it?
>>566679758
>>566679690
>>566679873Although the theme is very relatable, i have to give it a 6/10 because the Ninjas are just boring to me, they don't click in my eyes
>>566679873eh, it's okaybetter than pan-chan event
>>566679873Muted volume for ramen screen / 10
>>566678037There is a lawyer who advertises on bus stops near me named Brad Pitlick and it always makes me think of Blue Archive
>>566679873I'll give it a tsukuyofeet/tsukuyosag score
>>566679758Ue40 bond like 13 equipment are bins
"Gookako" = Amau Ako (天雨 アコ) is a running ironic shitpost in the Blue Archive community (mainly on 4chan's /bag/ threads), the serious, professional secretary of Gehenna's Prefect Team.Why "Gookako"?"Gook" is an old slur (originally for Koreans, later used broadly for East Asians). The meme playfully/racially trolls her because:Her design has a somewhat "Korean-looking" vibe to some (sharp features, black hair, strict office lady aesthetic).Her artist/illustrator has Korean connections or the community just decided it fit for maximum shitposting.People in the threads spam "Gookako posters" (images of Ako) with captions like:"Love Gookako""Trust Gookako""Hate Gookako schizo"Comparing her to "Gookseia" (Seia), etc.It's the classic 4chan formula: take a character people already like (Ako is popular — she's competent, loyal, has good design, strong support meta) give her a ridiculous/offensive nickname, and spam it ironically until it becomes a running gag. It's funny because it's stupid — Pure brainrot humor.Ako is a solid, well-liked character (respectable, reliable business type with hidden sexual energy in her bonds).Spamming her pictures under the absurd name triggers people, which makes it funnier.It evolved into a tribal meme: newfags ask what it means, oldfags spam more Gookako images.In short: the terminally online BA thread dwellers turned Ako posting into a low-effort ritual. Classic /bag/ behavior. If you post a good Gookako image there right now, you'll probably get (You)s.
>>566679986I curse your crafting chamber luck
I think playing Blue Archive has made me a better person.
>>566680080Fuck you and the AI horse you rode in on
>If you post a good Gookako image right now, you'll probably get (You)s.Is that true?
>>566679873the fact that it lasted 2 weeks was painI like Mitcher but don't dig the other ninjasstory resembles that simpsons episodeit's 4/10 barely for me, still better than pray-ball and say bing and pancake event
>>566679609This probably needs another update.
>>566679873Prettymuchthatepisodewherefluttershybecomesamodel/10
JFD teams?
Soon
>>566680297 here take it
Why didn't Nexon just copy the sims 2? It feels like a pain the fucking ass to edit your cafe.
>>566679353apparently, this is just a dress aggie, i didn't know night and evening gowns were the same, what's next? morning gown?... wait those also exists
>>5666798732/10i have no idea what its aboutno lore expositionjust your typical slice of life shit that only nips like
>>566680297If I do this, do you promise to make a good post to slide schizos later?
>>566680382interesting reference anon
>>566680591what in the FUCK
>>566680415
>>566679003They just call that amazon.
>>5666798736.5-7/10it was not terrible but the bar has been raised
>>566679758I wish small rumi was getting a rerun alt...
>>566680640one must imagine natsu happy
Am I a failed man if I don't know how to drive a car?
>>566680780Yup
how do I improve my second cafe to tier 10?
>>566680780Just get a car that drives itself?
>>566679758I was gonna roll after the update to get her.I suppose I'll be turning in my gun and badge now.
>>566680484
>>566680591>level 90, UE30>level 4 ex
Why is Kisaki used in every raid? Is her ex skill really THAT strong?
>>566680823clear mission 30-5
>>566680780yes, now go transition
>>566680875Bruh fucking read it and realize there's only 1 other student who does it in the game and she gives extra cost recovery
>>566680780In SEA? Do you at least have a scooter?
>>566679591The Child isn't worth farming though is she?
>>566680875Yes. EX is the highest buff yield. It's pure percentage value to damage, not to things that modify damage.
Nexon needs to do more offline events in the US...
>>566680875>Is her ex skill really THAT strong?yes
>>566680948If you want to do lunatic Kurokage and don't have some of the meta students she might be useful
>>566680918stfu troon, no one even mentioned anything gay or troony
>>566680979Your honeypot?
if kisaki is that good why did I ever build sexy seia...
>>566679618Two UE 60 will give you 11 ex points and increases cost regen so an easily farmable staple like serina can pay off
I can hear the voice of god
>>566679873Fuck the haters
How would Nexon release C.Hanae?>Front>Dealer (repos tank)>Self-heal basic (Serina tier/Tsubaki sidegrade if 2*)>Shitty lollipop chainsaw referencesAnything I'm missing?
>>566680654Iori with bad terrain is still that powerful?
>>566680959>It's pure percentage value to damageI don't know what it means but I do know that it's very noticeable when your Kisaki buff times out. It stands out as the strongest buff to have.
>>566680979Nah, the US is too big, and I'd never be going to it, cause i'm in the midwest and JP things usually happen in Cali.
>>566680979The problem is that the US isn't as geographically small as Japan or South Korea, so everybody is spread out and/or centralized to two or three major cities, and while there may be a large audience within the US it doesn't necessarily reflect as accurately in a real-world event when people can't just hop a train to go out of town and to the Big City for a day or two.Or something like that.
If kisaki is so good then where's kisaki 2?
>>566680959Plus stacks with crit/attack buffs on top of that. Allowing you to pump bigly.
>>566680780Depends Some place in the EU? Eh, probably fine.US? 90% chance, yesBut I've taught a few Marines to drive, some people just aren't in a position to learn because of a shitty family or because they lived in a place where you don't 100% need one.
>>566678041>sensei mika dick
what makes obese hag shun good in pvp?
>>566680780I refuse to learn how to drive. Don't become a part of their system.
BLUE ARCHIVE IS DEAD
>>566680948she's cute so I probably will anyway
>>566680654I DON'T HAVE KANOE DOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>566680780learn how to drive manual
>>566681241Upcoming shanhaijiang x hyakkiyako fundoshi event
>>566681421>>566681464concord wonned??????
>>566681292In this current meta, she's used to snipe sHanako and that's basically it.
Does /bag/ min invest their students or max them out when they’re needed? Once you build a core roster of supports maxing students here and there as needed doesn’t seem very difficult.
>>566681241Seia yurizono (swimsuit)
>>566681464AO chads are dancing on our grave bros...
>>566681487Everyone can drive manual
>>566681058I mean what's really required for lunatic Kurokage?Just having UE60 sHanako, UE40 cSena and UE40 iMari should make it possible
>would only have 36k pyros if i roll 200 for t.yuukafuuuh.....
>>566680585Vakane
>assoralLOL
>>5666798737.5/10This happened to a mid-large circle of friends I was in during highschool/college times, being honest I felt a little pain while I was reading the story. Said circle was centered around a niche so it petered out naturally; some moved on, very few are still at it, and one trooned out and disappeared off the Internet. Meanwhile I'm posting in a Luxembourgian waffle cooking forum.Seeing Hiroy was a nice surprise though.
>>566681274Driving can be inconvenient to learn as an adult since you need a car and usually someone to teach you. Most people learn in high school when they live with parents that can teach them and allow them to practice. The test is usually in your own car so if you dont have one how can you get a license?Fortunately the US has adapted its laws and now driving without a license is pretty much a slap on the wrist.
Retirement home is open for the next 3 hours until we're reunited with our students. You know the deal old man.https://jiggie.fun/numondayarchive1https://jiggie.fun/numondayarchive1https://jiggie.fun/numondayarchive1
>>566681843>UE40 cSenaWhy the fuck would anyone waste 1500 eligma on that?Anyway, you also need HIkari Ako Himari BHoshino Kikyou/Kasumi, Aomori, Kisaki, DAru
>>566681659Some skills are literally useless so it's entirely on you.M.Suzumi only needs her EX and subskill, so no reason to go higher than 555M.At some point equipment are more important.
>>566681659I haven't built a core roster...I don't want anyone except my favorites at UE50+
>>566681241bro? your kiki?
>>566681659Min invest when I need her now and can't afford to max. Max immediately if I rike, when I need if I don't rike.
>>566681108sSeia is almost as good because she has healing instead of shielding, it's underrated
>>566681839anyone!?you guys ain't driving automatic?
>>566681931whats this? dominoes?
>>566681854The greatest cow of all Millennium
>>566681804>not +80% exYikesrino
>>566681940Non-reifags cant understand
>>566681241Not all best students have alts. Look at Iroha.
>>566681989I prefer chocolate milk.
>>566681436you're not supposed to feel attracted to her
>>566681157Implied paizuri L2D where she's resting on your lap but her tits are where your dick would be and she's looking up at you with a dazed/horny expression
>>566681846we will get showered with jimmies anyway like 20k before FES comes
THERE IS NO GOD IN THIS WORLD
>>566682421pls be true
shut up gookako
Those of you with girlfriends or exes, which student do they most text like?My first girlfriend texted like Airi
>>566681108>>566681978The main downside is she's impossible to use on certain bosses due to her armor. Having both and using when they are optimal is the true path.
>AO>Aothe saibaschizofaggot made this happen
>>566681940because you need a healer and she was created for that raid? she works well in p2 of wakaboat too...
>>566682532Not just her armor, but her self-sabotaging range.
>>566680089Heehee that wasn't me
>>566682237Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and more! I LOVE MILK
how many hours again?
>>566682453I think about it every single day.If god exists, i really would like to know why he made me suffer so much.I'm tired, i want to die, i really want to die, but i don't have the courage to, there's something that makes me alive, i don't know what that is, but i hate it, i really do.Everything goes wrong, everything.
>>566682520every girl I've ever dated texts like kayoko which is principally a reflection of me
>>566682558Healing is not the issue. IMari, Koharu, and MReisa exist and are all much better options. If you are looking to do lunatics and are deciding on what farmables to use, you are probably a budget player and shouldn't spend valuable eligma on luxury students.
> Koyuki is for vanilla> Reisa is for rapeExplain this
>>566682520my gf used to write good morning and good night text messages to her favies and that included me obviouslyI don't know what other student does that
What do you think of kuroko's lingerie?
>>566682717>Koharu being a better healer than Sena on kurokageRetard
>>566682642You ever read Job?
There's been a lack of peroro posting as of late
GookAko>GookSeia
Milk?
Maintenance for a rerun? That's stupid.
>>566679194Again? Can't we do something like naked aprons or wedding bikini? Or maybe even the gold bikini
Milk.
>>566682734both are for ryona
>>566682805Koharu is enough for phase 1. IMari or MReisa for phase 2.
Why can't I login? EoS?
>>566682931Retard
https://x.com/D_jirooo/status/1916462837506916713thoughts?
>>566682918You can draw anything you want, evening gown is more like an idea for anyone who wants to follow itAlso we never had this one before, if it was the same as nightgown I would have picked the second most voted theme
>>566682861Where do I get one of these cute hoshinos?
>>566682520Started with texting like Airi/Nonomi. Ended with texting like Ako.
>>566682931Koharu is not enough because we're aiming for a comfy 2thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_EyPPFXs8Q
>>566682963Indonesia just banned BA (it was a Dutch colony)
>>566681984I prefer to look at it as bingo night with the boys
>>566683125Depends on your goals. I'd rather do an "uncomfy" clear which is still extremely easy than spend a bunch of pyro, upgrade materials, and eligma to make a clear "comfy" and not have enough for for the next raid.
>>566681931will you do some lewd ones? >Retirement homethat sounded awful
>>566683184bingo is for old womendominoes is the game for classy gentlemen
>>566683336Retard
>>566683076Press the button to save it, it's all yours my friend.
>>566682520Every women I texted replied with stop texting me or I will report you to the police, I'm just asking how she's doing and if she wants go out for coffee or dinner
>>566683393retard
I want to see Izuna's panties
>>566683435>send bobs an vagineWorks for me.t. Pajeet
>>566683515
>normalfags
>>566683435I hope you don't stop texting them because they tell you to
>>566683668Just because """we""" have jobs doesn't mean we're normalfags.
What the fuck? Maintenance? But there was nothing on the news log?
>>566683729It objectively does.
>>566683756what is their problem
>>566683756What's the story behind these two?
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>566683853we don't know, that's the problem
