>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>566651724
Posters who won: cc, practice, viteazu, creasyPosters who lost and were left with their mangina bleeding: simpo, trash, deviljeet, that obese child predator
In a land scarred by turmoil and division, whispers of a powerful resurgence spread like wildfire. The remnants of /dsg/, once thought scattered and defeated, had begun to gather with a singular, unyielding purpose: to rebuild the holy land from its ashes. This news sent shivers through the hearts of the ergoyim, who had long dismissed such hopes as mere fantasy.The ergoyim, powerful and proud, had grown complacent in their dominance, blind to the quiet strength rising from the ruins. As the talks of /dsg/ reconstruction gained momentum, their fear grew palpable. What was once a distant threat now loomed close, threatening to overturn the fragile peace and reshape the future of the land.Leaders of /erg/ convened in urgent councils, debating how to confront this rising force. Meanwhile, the /dsg/ remnants worked tirelessly, forging alliances and rekindling the spirit that once made their land sacred. Their vision was not one of conquest but of restoration and unity, breathing new life into a place long broken.In the end, /erg/ faced a choice: resist and risk endless conflict or embrace a new era of cooperation. The rebuilding of the holy land stood as a testament to resilience—a reminder that from the deepest ashes, hope could rise, forever changing the destiny of all who called it home.
qrd on the queue
caligo is a nightmare to fight desu, i have no idea the timing to dodge the sweeping breathe attacks on this fat fuckmanaged to do this first try though, how come some wylders and raiders have a hard time with something so simple
I can't wait to see how this thread will turn out
>>566722984Thanks grok
>>566723626based
>>566723626so lame and weird yikes...
>>566723626Further proof that deviljeet is very brown
>>566723880Is there a straight character in this game
erg is finished
Considering dropping the rankings of all people who duo on the password. Yes/No?Official /erg/ tier list [APPROVED VERSION]S: Devil Knight / Practice A: Shiftyduck / MAN BIRD / Sludge Merchant / Gremlin / cc B: Skorvan / Piqf / ZdradaEnjoyer / Mellow / 3 bar doll / tinpo / ender lilies fan / hit / Nine-box / Aschev / terrC: Ytlaire / Mush / yys / Shijjjy / Viteazu / Trish / Zane / Clumsy / Carian / Naefy / yerba / Jellyfish / Quintoneus / Remance / Pepe / Sneeglius / Archetype Earth / Salvare / oie / Minerva / Daddy hubby / Training arc / BandersonD: Zorban / Creasy / Belan / MARZ / Tide / Pivvot / Monica / sat / XHAL / bjark / Brynhildr / Sens / Ukonzaemon / ****use / Cupcake / GUMBUS / DingleF: Sneedgar / mitt / Various cheese / Revenant Lover / Joll Doints / Zombii / Karry Kip / Venomous / Tranimelover / Extremist / Ying / Ace / Lotus / Spirit / Duowaifu / Erotony / Nezuk / Freud / Miquellafaithful / Zaborg / Watatuna
>>566723626What is it about vtumors that converts people into extremely feral simps
no one do it
>>566723953Guardian unironically who gets to smash recluse pussy everyday
>>566724053Who approved this tier list?
>>566724225saar k***ht and pracjeet
>>566722132>>566720387Is this trish?
>>566724053>Devil Knight>is actually a GOD at the game>Practice>is already a MASTERCurious
i think terr pbuh is too low
>>566724138Judging by the way his gameplay works and the fact that his wings don't work I think it's a safe assumption to say Guardian has an erectile dysfunction to say the least
>>566724053You put me in C tier even though my best streak with erg is 7, yet zorban is in D tier with a 24 streak with randoscurious
>>566724593I have a streak of 80 and had another one of 55 yet I'm in C, the guy is just baiting for replies like yours
>>566724593>>566724662>F tier meltyyikes
>>566724605i love women with bush like terr
>>566724053Don't put yourself that high troon merchant
>>566724053>shifty>gremlin>sludgeThese guys are the definition of mid yet they're A tier? Shit list
less than three weeks before sote weapons
>>566724605I hate women bush like terr
>>566724326I only posted the first fanart why
>>566724890Copebro....Please....
>>566723626I'm so jealous of her...
>>566724913Is threadshitter a term that originated from the discord? I know both of you are in it from screenshots posted here. Is this another case of discord ruining a community by causing division between discord and the thread?
>>566725056Shut the fuck up
brahmin in the q
>>566724053This is a good list, but I'm going to need to see bulge pics and hear vocaroos from all the boys to confirm where they should be placed on the list.
>>566724662There are people with higher winstreaks in B tier though. How does that invalidate your ranking and not strengthen the argument for it?>>566724593I might move zorban up to C but this is an /erg/ ranking, not a be an omnipresent being and watch everyones games everywhere type of thing.
>>566725193>but this is an /erg/ ranking, not a be an omnipresent being and watch everyones games everywhere type of thing.whats the point then
>>566725193>I might move zorban up to C but this is an /erg/ ranking, not a be an omnipresent being and watch everyones games everywhere type of thing.YDPTG
>>566725120I will not shut the fuck up. I've seen this happen too many times within communities.
>>566725056The 'cord is civil and somewhat normal compared to here, and you could see that for yourself. trish left the server.
queued, c tier
>>566725056Discord ruins a community because discord users are shitty and evil demons
>>566724950execucks are browner than that, nice try though.
>>566725056Discords either evolve into circlejerks that troon out every single member or if the thread is popular and fast enough they dedicate their entire time to shitting it up, I have seen it firsthand, it's crazy stuff
>>566725364Why can't you bring that civility here? Why must you antagonize us just because we don't want to use discord?Is the only way to beat a threadshitter or ydptg allegation is to abandon your anonymity by posting with an avatar or joining the discord? Any criticism in the thread becomes invalid becomes it comes from anonymous? It had to have a name attached to it to have civil discussion?
unapproved tier list based on my personal experience/opinion (removed a bunch of people I haven't seen in a while)S: Practice / Devil K***ht (should be disqualified though)A: ShiftyDuck / gremlin / cc / terrB: PointToSky / Piqf / Mellow / 3 bar doll / tinpo / ender lilies fan / Nine-Box / Naefy / Viteazu / ZaneC: Ytlaire / Mush / Shijjjy / trish / Clumsy / yerba / Remance / Pepe / Salvare / oie / Training Arc / sludgeD: Zorban / Creasy / Belan / bjark / Sens / Ukonzaemon / Ace / **useF: Various Cheeses / Revenant Lover / Joll Doints / cupcake / Ying
>>566725056>Is this another case of discord ruining a community by causing division between discord and the thread?Correct.
>>566725738keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>566725348Tier lists serve as a subjective, visual ranking system—typically ordering items from best (S-Tier) to worst—to create a quick, understandable overview of effectiveness. They simplify complex data for newcomers and fuel discussion about competitive viability, meta-trends, and personal preferences
I fucking despise that randos have ruined the hollow by being faggots and rushing the crystals so they can plunder the castles on day 1. The entire map otherwise goes untouched. They're also such huge pussies that they'll never enter the divine towers.Fromsoft, hear my prayers, prevent the great crystal from shattering until the start of day 2.
>>566725056As well as this.
>>566725876Thanks erg-gpt, can you be my mommy and jerk me off
>implying seed checking and queue dodging is grounds for "disqualification."
>>566725738When did you see 3 bar doll? Can you tell her I miss her?
>>566725759>>566725919
>>566725731You are leaping at shadows. The thread has been shit long before the discord ever existed. You are paranoid that discord trannies are ruining things, and while that is not an unreasonable assumption given its frequency in other threads and/or online communities, this is one of the exceptions.
>>566725901I've only encountered that one time. I nearly had a meltdown because they pretty much refused to even fight one boss and wanted me to go castle @ lv3 with a starter weapon. I forced them to fight a Zamor by having a ping spaz. I dont mind the strat so long as we allow me to get lv 5 and a blue
>>566725759That yamatroon guy is a weird sharty teen
Point that finger back at yourself faggot maggot threadshitter /dee ess jeet/
>>566725919hot
>>566725901Thats asking for a day 1 wipe
>>566725919this post from xhe kurry dip was so cringe xhe stopped posting in the 'cord (thankfully)
>>566725901The rest of the map is shit dude, I actually explored with some D0 randoms the other day and I found out there was an invader camp with those stormveil hawks, I can't imagine how fucking cancerous it is to do that shit in D5
>>566726415I've hit lv15 without ever touching a castle or a tower before.
>>566726496and you'll hit 30 before ever touching a woman so what
>>566724053>ran 20+ games with mush and yys>we never lost and I don't even remember them getting hit at allif they're C tier I have no hope for getting good
>>566726496>>566726536
>>566726536But I'm already 30 and I've touched multiple women including your mom
elden ring is like skyrim with the depth of dark souls 1, really impressive
>>566726536Jesus anon which outer god fucked your waifu?
>>566726704Nigga what, everybody has hyperarmor in Skyrim
Elden Ring was the last true game Miyazaki will ever make. This really makes me sad. He blew his load too soon too fast.
BIRD UP>>566725901i have noticed that, why the fuck do they skip the free crab/troll+lobster on church start aieee
GG dog. The chain sweep should be easier to jump but Ishizaki hates fun.
good morning erg!!!
>>566727096Good morning.
>>566727042>executor 3 barred many such cases, hes a better character but attracts way more shitters than guardian
Imagine if Miyazaki told deadlines to shut the fuck up and he worked on ER for one year longer. Imagine if the mountaintops of the giants had an actual inferior and a bunch of other shit that wasn’t just reused content and enemies.
>>566726561>D0lol
>>566725901since everything there in D5 will one shot you anyway, why do they not do the castles without the crystal buff?
>>566727096g'day
>>566727205I'm thinking about it
Newfag here. Will shadow of the erdtree ever go on sale? Or do I just bite the bullet and buy it full price?
I don’t think Miyazaki realizes just how much of a draw GRRM was. He won’t ever have as big of an opportunity for a magnum opus ever again. Hm.
>>566727042For what it's worth bro I respect the struggle>>566727168biggest trvke so far iit noticeable uptick after they made him go from bottom 3 to square in the middle to sometimes meta
>>566727205He's probably proud of Elden Ring, he barely plays his own games and he's already said Elden Ring is the closest thing yet to his dream game lmao
>>566727367He said he still envisions a better game to make. I think he’s insane if he thinks it will have the same impact and charm as Elden Ring.
>>566727306Maybe in a year or two they'll think about it.
>>566726561Not playing much but being C is impressive. Mush is C
>>566727309GRRM could have done literally nothing they just needed to put his name in the credits and the NPC's will swarm it like flies
queue please and ill save you the red one
>>566727456Exactly. Miyazaki really fucked up by not polishing the game more. He should have taken a lesson from George in taking all the time in the world to perfect your masterpiece.
>>566727267>>566727159
>>566716559This is a funny thing to say
SotE is still a total shock for me in terms of writing and world building. Half of it is fine, the other half is “wtf”.What the actual fuck were they thinking? You can tell they pulled the Fingers being aliens right out of their ass.
>>566725901towers are a waste of time when you get more drops out of castles and get lvl 15 either way. certain tower spawns are a straight up brick like regen night cavs.
>>566727559That's Bamco's fault. Remember: Miyazaki recently bought the IP back from them. Imagine why he might do that: I think he wants freedom when he does ER2. Also look at Duskbloods, he's taking his sweet fucking time with it.
>>566726415My last 3 hollows runs with randos has been>skip literally everything at the starting poi (lobsters/dark souls 2 warriors/ruins chests or invaders/minor field bosses) >split up and hunt crystals while ignoring everything>break the crystal before the ring even starts to closes>clear high castle basement, pond boss and maybe the boss at the stairs>go back to the high castle and clear it out as the day 2 ring closes>stand around with our dick in our hands until I ping the boss rush because we’re level 13 and have pointlessly rushed the high castle since day oneProbably some youtuber or twitchtard recommended this route
>ER2LOL>look at Duskbloods, he's taking his time with it>release date on the trailerLOL
>>566727989taking his sweet fucking time to make sure it doesn't become a 10 fps slideshow
>>566727989He hates sequels. He’s not making an Elden Ring 2. He was probably annoyed by Nightreign or something. Also Duskbloods is going to suck.
>>566728226Miyazaki doesn’t talk to you schizo
>>566727963the fingers were always implied to be aliens though.. clearly they are not something from this world you have to remember, he wanted us to suffer, it is no secret
>>566728226>He hates sequels. He’s not making an Elden Ring 2Not true. He just wants there to be a good idea or good reason. He said Dark Souls 4 even isn't off the table with the right pitch.>He was probably annoyed by Nightreign or something.Not at all. Nightreign was a good idea. A fun multip[layer thing that's a cheap asset flip and will let Ishizaki get experience directing.
>>566728013Sounds like a skill issue
>>566728374He said he never wanted to make Dark Souls 2 or Dark Souls 3. He was forced to. He was obviously joking about Dark Souls 4 since he only longer cares about its integrity. Elden Ring’s integrity has been ruined with Nightreign too. He likely no longer cares about Elden Ring.
>>566728374Tell a good reason on why Elden Ring 2 should happen
>>566727963nobody with any control at fromsoft cares about writing or world building
>>566728487BECAUSE MONEY
>>566728350Um. No. There is no indication that they are aliens in the base game. In fact they were originally meant to be the chopped off hands of giants, and before that, Rykard. The fingers had bones before. Now they’re just fungus. Miyazaki wings everything. He doesn’t have a plan in mind ever.
>Elden Ring’s integrity has been ruined with Nightreign too
>>566728476>He said he never wanted to make Dark Souls 2 or Dark Souls 3. He was forced to.That literally doesn't negate anything I said retard. Those were because of contractual obligation, not because of good pitches. >>566728487That's not how it works. He wants a good pitch. A cool idea.
>>566727963The alien thing was pretty fucking obvious from all the outer space shit in the base game. Bayle and PCR were asspulls. The bigger problem was unfinished zones, where asspulling something for them would've been an improvement.
>>566727963if you couldn't tell that by looking at them I have a bridge to sell you.
>>566728013yeah it's really not fun fighting red bear at level 7 with only 2 pieces of loot and no invaders killed, nightmare fuel shit
>>566728434What’s the skill issue? Either I follow this routing or they both quit level 2. Randos is a hivemind of youtube tutorials and what their favourite twitch/rvc streamer does
>>566728374>>566728595This is some adorable coping Nightreign ruined ER in a way that SotE just didn’t
>>566728590that sounds fucking stupid, thank you for letting me know I don't have to take anything you said seriously
>>566728634>>566728663It wasn’t obvious at all, anon. In fact it’s been proven. https://www.reddit.com/r/EldenRingLoreTalk/comments/1sqzbac/i_dont_agree_with_fromsoft_on_their_finger/Inb4 “we reddit”Fair enough. But you’re still wrong.
long may the shadows reflectgods what a stewpid name
>Horseslop>Open world with next to no loot aside from recycled bosses and le vistas>Brutally bad quest design>Worst multiplayer in the franchiseTrust me niggy, ER ruined itself
Bloodborne is Mikezaki's favourite and closest to his ideal vision, as he admits, and it shows
>>566728839>it wasn't obvious because predditors didn't get it
>>566728760Sorry you fail at media literacy. The weapon that uses a Finger has a literal bone on it. In the DLC they are fungus.
>>566728595>>566728719You have to understand that Nightreign has been the 9/11 for lorenaggers who care less about gameplay and more about zoypointing at some arch in the wall somewhere and reading some text on an item no one cares about.
>>566728839retard
the world should have been larger, the horse should have been slower, there should have been no double jump and no spirit springs, the quests should have been more obtuse, there should have been less sites of grace, the map should have been less clear and available, there should have been a hunger meter, you should have been forced to walk everywhere, you can only hardswap at sites of grace or where you left torrent atTHEN it is my dream game
>>566728634Nothing in the game pointed to them being aliens. You have to stop acting like Miyazaki is a genius. >>566728910Too bad it’s arguably the most rushed and underworked game of his. It is oddly short. He also fucked up Byrgenwerth lmao. Also forgot to remove a certain door that was never meant to be opened.
>>566727042>why the fuck do they skip the free crab/troll+lobster on church start aieeelobsters + trolls is 3 loot orbs vs like 5 or 6 from the castle. if you can kill the red trolls and lobster at lvl 2 with white weapons then you can clear the castle too.you can also come back to kill the lobsters/trolls after leaving the castle.
>>566728970Rykard's fingers are different from the alien fingers, his fingers are like a self-reproducing pest crawling around everywhere looking for a place to belong and they themselves feel they are related to the alien fingers even though they are not
>>566729103>there should have been no double jump and no spirit springsThe game felt so… gamey because of this. It felt weird and platformy and I didn’t like it. Teleporting from grace to grace before some threshold was also a let down. But then you see all the lazy fucks who are daunted by all the travel. You can see why they put it in.
>>566729103>the horse should have been slower ok buddy you can walk around the entirety of the game if you want you do you
Elden Ring sacrificed the open world to focus on it's bosses and it's honestly part of the reason why I dislike SotE that much since it's worse than the base game. Belurat having nothing but shadow commoners and man-flies and every shortcut being useless is so retarded.Castle Ensis having no unique enemies, Midra's Manse being painfully short and not a single part where you actually have to hide from Aging Untouchables you just found in the empty plain open world just before it.What were they thinking?
>>566729228>they themselves feel they are related to the alien fingers even though they are notExcept>The mother of all Two Fingers and Fingercreepers was in turn a magnificently gleaming daughter of the Greater Will,
>>566728839Jesus Christ pic related was in the recommended section and I saw the comments saying this guy's RL 354 """"""""""""build""""""""""""" was legit because he needed the points in faith and int to make it work
>>566727407kys cheaterjeet
>>566729186Yes if you can clear the lobsters at level 2 then you can clear the castle mob spam at half hp at level 2. Idiot
>>566729228They’re actually nearly identical anon. Please come back to me when you’re at my level of lore literacy. :^)
>>566729240the sending gates are still the major disappointment of the game for me, traversing to the haligtree or to mohg's hangout should have been more creative or immersive than just one of the lazy portals, and it is true that they are just there for lazy players, I understand that a major investment with the whole world watching required them to appease the expectations of lazy players to avoid mass refunds, but still
>>566729113>oddly shortI mean, if you go straight on the main path, sure. If you explore everything and the Chalice Dungeons, then it's no shorter than DS1 or Sekiro. Bigger than DeS.
>>566728882>Brutally bad quest designit has the best, but the bar is so low that it's still trash>Worst multiplayer in the franchiseit's the best because you can choose to ignore it entirely
>>566729228Rykard doesn’t have fingercreepers you huge moron. Jesus. Anon is right. You people argue for the sake of arguing. You cannot accept that Miyazaki excels at improvised writing and lore building. This is how he has always done it. It’s why his lore is related to gameplay mechanics.
>the base game is law, we're not allowed to get new or clarifying information ever or it's a last minute rewrite based on datamining schizo babbleit also confirmed the fingers aren't getting signals from the greater will, which you can infer from the one in the roundtable bluescreening when radagon shuts the tarnished out. and the purpose is to establish the conflict between metyr and the elden beast which fits perfectly with the behavior of the two fingers and radagon and the themes at large. this is just more roundabout godwyn cope isn't it.
>>566729323Based
>>566729103>can't open the map when you're engaged in combat>but you can somehow pull a waves of darkness zweihander out of your assProbably one of my few complaints about the game
Elden Ring 2 where they actually show the world and characters but progressed by various endings and not just taking the dark souls 3 route of everything but more grey and boring and vaguely related to souls 1 would be good
>>566729186you're level 3/4 for the extras on the church and I'd rather fight a basic troll/crab/lobster than a curseblade/stormwind knight while surrounded by mobshalf the time the east castle isn't even in the starting circle and they force the talisman chest + 1 enemy and then we're left with the aids south church with no loot
>>566729274YES and I DO and everyone should have to as well
>>566729367you're not very good at the game are you
>>566729402Those Nox portals were so stupid, yeah. I would have been fine having them be exclusively at the Belfries or something. The placement of the Haligtree is one of the weirdest parts of the game for me. It was originally meant to be off the west coast of the map, not north of the mountaintops. Was an awkward place to grow a tree. Right beside a towering cliff.
>>566729548>>566729103t. got raped and never recovered
>>566729663Be honest. You didn’t remember about the crystal curse when you spouted this shit. You’re just talking shit
>>566729412The game only feels longer because of the (overly reused and samey) chalice dungeons. I took longer beating Dark Souls than I did Bloodborne.
try fingerbut hole
>>566729103based takeI for one wish that smithing stones did not exist and the smithing stone bell bearings were permanent damage upgrades like sekiro>>566729548imagine the pvptroon melt if you couldnt hardswap LMAO
>>566729493the rings on the finger weapon are the same as the ones rykard wears, the description for it mentions the fingercreepers being descended from an act of blasphemy, rykard is the lord of blasphemy, please sit down son humble up real quick
>>566728595Even the thread baker separates the two anon. It’s technically the same series but Elden Ring General has to add (and Nightreign). Clearly they are two separate communities with some overlap but Elden Ring was the larger and more popular installment. Nightreign has been dismissed by a lot of the community for being a Fortnite cash grab. Which it is.>but Nightreign is good thoughI agree. As far as cash grabs go it’s surprisingly great. But it has been a niche AA game by comparison to the Juggernaut that was Elden Ring.
>>566729289Furnace golems prove that Miyazaki is a huge retard. Aging untouchables shouldn’t need to be parried either.
>>566729780>I fucking despise that randos have ruined the hollow by being faggots and rushing the crystals so they can plunder the castles on day 1.>rushing the crystals there you go, learn how to read next time, dumbass
It’s insane how good Elden Ring with nightreign controls, a smaller map, 5 fully fleshed out areas and a more streamlined leveling system would be
>>566730030That’s what I’m hoping for with Elden Ring 2
>curseblades>divine warriors>rot knightsnot fighting those at level 4 unless i've got one of these
>>566729903Please go back to >>566728590>In fact they were originally meant to be the chopped off hands of giants, and before that, Rykard. The fingers had bones before. Now they’re just fungus. I’m not disagreeing with you I’m just pointing out that they changed their minds about it being Rykard’s fingers. Or the fingers of the giants.
>>566729607You can pick the next ruler for Stormveil Castle but this won't impact the game, okay?You can kill Radahn and get the respect from Redmane Castles but this won't impact the game, okay?You can get the secret medallions to enter Miquella's secret tree club but this won't change the fact they will attack you on sight, okay?You can help Sellen take over the academy but she will just die afterwards and Rennala will get pushed to the side, okay?
>>566729718the hyperarmor on colossals is part of the reason why pvp feels like a joke to me>wear head to toe metal armor>not even enough poise to resist a dagger swing>naked with big sword>can tank anything on a whim
crit em up sideways
>>566729818No its still about the same as DS1 w/ or without the Chalice Dungeons.
>>566728634Was Bayle so bad? Explains Pladu's wounds and the non Ancient Dragons
>>566730026You’ll only end up level 13 on an average run if you do the castle and nothing else unless you hit the boss tower.
>>566730123I see now, I misunderstood and thought you implied that in-game that was the lore explanation, not that it was a change during development, thank you for clarifying
>>566730198gg that was nuts. sorry I dipped for the second half of day 1 had a work call
>>566730135>he wants to make an entire legacy dungeon non-hostile because MUH LOREJesus christ dude. Shut the fuck up. You're Tarnished. Everybody hates Tarnished. Especially people who worship Marika or her family.
>>566730105SoTE enemies are largely cancerous yeah.
>>566730286dw gg
with the moon lady fight, why were all the students crawling on the floor and acting retarded?
>>566730135I’ve said it multiple times in these threads Raya Lucaria and Liurnia is the best example of how the open world map ruined elden ring
if you think about it including the fingercreepers in the description for metyr is a hilarious fuck you to the loretubers, we have to remember the dlc was made from a place of furious hatred
that's a bait post to force engagement
>>566729718You know that webm does not refute me, right? You hardswapped BEFORE he hit you>>566729872That would actually force them to use their other weapon slots and maybe even remake their builds
>>566730203Wrong. You’re blinded by nostalgia. You remind me of the anon who was in denial about the chalice dungeons being the same rooms over and over and over and over again. It’s all the same architecture. Bloodborne needed a lot more work. Oh, and the guy who designed the exterior of Byrgenwerth was seemingly not the same guy who designed the interior of Byrgenwerth. Lmao. This is why the ‘Lecture Building’ looks identical to Byrgenwerth but is too big to fit inside the actual Byrgenwerth you go to.So now you have to just assume that the lake originally contained the lecture building or whatever, and might even be an illusion conjured by Rom (I like to think it was always a lakeside academy but that’s just me).
>>566730135>>566730324>there's a brown intruder in my house but thats ok, he broke in with my spare key lets NOT shoot his ass
>>566730397they're people wrongly rebirthed by the amber egg
Reminder that the final boss of SOTE was going to be Miquella and Godwyn and the ED Balancer fight is just this fight reused.Miquella gave up too much ascending to godhood that his Empyrean nature + Mohg's blood cocoon let the Formless Mother take control of him and turn him into an ED BalancerThe ED Balancer worm is just a repurposed Godwyn corpsePCR's boss room floor and walls bleed when you hit it and makes squishy sounds when you walk over it in certain areas. Also the story trailer for SOTE showed the final boss room being all bloody unlike what we got on release.
>>566730428>we have to remember the dlc was made from a place of furious hatredWhy? Why did Miyazaki hate Radahn so much?
>>566729718Yellowcelcore webm
>>566730224>You’ll only end up level 13 on an average run if you do the castle and nothing elsegood thing there's other easy stuff to do like night invaders and field bosses, I never said that only the castle is worth doing and nothing else is worth it. again, you can't even read, retard.
>>566730426Liurnia was my favorite part of the game. I just wish they made Raya Lucaria an actual academy instead of a platformer.
>>566730324and yet Marika herself is willing to let Tarnished cock poke her cervix and flood her womb
>>566730737The more you say this the more I believe it but I really don't feel like the Harmonias are Miquella coded. They're likely a unique enemy that replaced whatever the main enemy would've been inbetween or before the Godwyn Fishworm
>>566730636>You're blinded by nostalgiaYou just described yourself if you think that base Bb and DS1 aren't approx. the same size.All the games have cut content, this is not exclusive to Bloodborne.
>>566730758radahn is his husbands actually, he hates (You) the player
>>566730648Or they were rebirthed so much it broke their brains >>566730930>each game has an equal amount of cut content Nope bb is a lot worse; in fact some enemies in er were originally meant for it
>>566730426Imagine how perfect would the game be if they seemingly integrated Liurnia and Hogwarts after leaving Stormveil
>>566730902Yes because the Tarnished are Marika's 7D Chess plan
>>566724053i haven’t even used the password in months why am i still here
>>566731015>putting words in my mouthAnyway, the original point is Bb is not particularly short in comparison to his other directed games, that's just a fact in fact, it's around in the middle went factoring in DeS and DLC.
>>566729495fucking called it >>566730737
TRES
>>566730928I dunno. Miquella's body was weirdly huge and long inside the Mohg cocoon, not a stretch to say it changed him
>>566731846I think it's stupid, being tall is a common demigod trait, the balancers being elongated makes them no more related to miquella than they would be to maliketh
>>566732013Now you're being disingenuous
>>566731846No sure I understand the logic but I think they went ahead and came up with the Valkyrie look as a subsistute. At most I could accept that the phase transition super attack might've been in the books the whole time [with them adding the fellow Valks flying around before the arrow rains for NR]The basic Harmonias are actually an incredibly barebones and undercooked enemy design.They're like... 1/3rd as well made as Banished Knights or Crucible Knights or whatever else you can think of like Death Knights of Divine Horned Warriors. They seem like they were cooked up EZ and quick for the purpose of being kinda "weak" individually but annoying as hell in a group.
>>566732013la creatura
>>566730902Never happened that’s for Godfrey only
>>566731771DUO
>>566729412>>566728910>>566730203>>566730930>>566731236Pretty much. If anything Sekiro might actually be the shortest in the series going off number of bosses and the fact it never even got a dlc.
>>566730148>>566730420>>566730367>>566730608>>566730803>>566730823>>566731004>>566731451>>566731861>>566731959Thanks for waiting until the end of the thread to do your rapid fire replying I know that took alot of restraint
1/3 anyone?
>>566724105The fact that most of their viewers are from the third world maybe>>566724552He also has a cloaca so that anon is on copium
>>566732746naam, tier, build, blocked status?
>>566732609Sekiro is only short if you rush it like an idiot and don’t take the time to kill all the extra/major bosses.
>>566730324That one sleep twink is Tarnished yet he's part of Miquella's gang, you're also not going back to Stormveil or Redmane Castle once you're done with the area.>>566730639>secret key>spirit ash (that can talk) of the woman that had said secret key>also figured out the secret puzzlewow!
>>566731236Nope bloodborne is frequently described as his shortest game bar demon souls >>566732609He said it’s his favorite and yet it’s still his most undercooked; and that’s a testament to how good it is and holds up
>>566725056Threadshitter was a term I came up with. Like anything it was ram into the ground here.
>>5667328583/3 already maybe next time
>>566726704Out of all the most braindead analogies I’ve ever heard this is definitely up there
bloodborne is shorter than sekiro if you don't include the chalice dungeons, and the chalice dungeons can safely be ignored
i hate ed augur so much (gg)
>>566732904>That one sleep twink is Tarnished yet he's part of Miquella's gangYes and? Miquella's band has exceptions.
>>566724502>>566726238silence terr
>>566727559the irony being here that George has created no such masterpiece yet despite moving at the glacial pace that he does >>566728141true
>>566732983I thought he said his favorite was bloodborne with the first dark souls a close second
>>566733212Augur is hella cute tho
>>566733407BB is his favorite but he has also said Elden Ring is "closest" to being his "ideal" game. Like he has special feelings for BB but Elden Ring is closer to the idea he has of the ultimate Soulsborne.
>>566733383It IS irony. George is the polar opposite of Miyazaki, lmfao. One is too slow the other is too fast. But BOTH will allow their works to be butchered by people that AREN’T them (GoT, HotD, Nightreign, etc). George should have been more involved in the shows and Miyazaki should have been more involved in Nightreign. And this is why the shows and the spin-off game receive mixed reactions.
>>566733648miyazaki did not need to be involved with nightreign, lore was not an important part of its design, you want it to be a different kind of game that it is not
>>566733407Dark souls is his heart. Bloodborne is his soul. Or is it the other way around?
>>566732862No, it’s the shortest by counting them, regardless if you do everything or not.
>>566728595>>566728882>>566729103Good point there wasn’t much integrity there to begin with
>>566733407>his favorites are his best worksi mean of course
>>566733870Why are you here if you hate elden ring go away
>>566733760Cope. The people tried emulating Miyazaki to cringe effect. “We can do cool cosmic stuff in the sky t-too!” They really needed his guidance.
being this constantly pedantic can’t be good for the soul
>>566733865Nope. Bloodborne is significantly shorter if you don’t include the literal filler that is the chalice dungeon lmao.
>>566734079Implying they have souls is a cruelty to yourself. You know better.
>>566733865The side bosses in Sekiro felt more real to me than the major bosses of Bloodborne. Maybe it’s because they’re people and kung fu, so it felt a lot more personal. Fighting a seven spear was like fighting a major boss to me.
terrgawd
>>566734306That's because sekino is better than troonborne in almost every way except the music
proof? 321
>lorethis is cope. always was, always will be. you were filtered and still want to feel included. ever notice how nobody talks about sekiro? its because the only people that talk about lore online are the people that don't play the game. theres no cut content to stretch into schizo headcanon to pretend like you do.
>>566734068they clearly were just trying to maintain the level of spectacle that players have grown accustomed to, Miyazaki specifically wants the company to be able to deliver the standards they have set for themselves without requiring his direction, that was kind of the whole point of letting someone else handle Nightreign as part of the preparations for Duskbloods, since Nightreign will become a redundant game
Demon Souls: fem/tranny energy Dark Souls: fem/tranny energy Bloodborne: fem/tranny energy Elden Ring: fem/tranny energy Nightreign: fem/tranny energy Duskbloods: fem/tranny energy Sekiro: masc/manly energy
>>566734595All games have cut content.
>>566734306>>566734461>>566734803
>>566734680>Miyazaki specifically wants the company to be able to deliver the standards they have set for themselves without requiring his directionI love how Miyazaki is perfectly fine letting people tarnish his work with their fan fiction >>566734847>all games have equal amounts of cut content, and quality cut content No
>>566734803meanwhile in real sekiro
>>566734803>sekiro tells you one story directly>all the others are vague and string you alongman fuck you
why did terr stop making wyldjeet humiliation webms
>>566734803>sekiro fag struggles to not mention kuro challengeEvery sekiro fan I've met has been an unironic peearast.
please don't clip my -100 izzat ults that run
>>566734936REAL men are manly masculine pederasts who save shotas from the wicked
>>566734928>I love how Miyazaki is perfectly fine letting people tarnish his work with their fan fictionhe's been buckbroken and bitter about it since dark souls 3, his bitterness seeps with passive aggressiveness into everything he's done and said since if you look closely, all libra demons become like this when they feel defeated
>>566734847And?
what brought you to that conclusion 4973
>>566735020Pederasty is mascPedophilia is fem
>>566735095He's only bitter about souls specifically, every other series seems to be bursting with ideas and emotional impact. The worst you see in ER is the clear evidence that he hates invaders now. That is a merited position none of us would fault him for. >>566735126Pederasty is disgusting. >>566735227Its male. The allusion in Sekiro is a guy fucking a boy. Its not good.
>>566735095It’s funny since not all of ds2 is awful >>566735298The Greeks of old would call you an effeminate faggot if you didn’t want to cherish little boys
>>566734973Too much humiliation from wyldbvlls will do that to you
>>566735403The gay guys would look down on me for not being gay? J'accuse!
what is the lore of nightreign
>lorelet with a pedophile fixation talking schizobabbleuh oh
>>566735489yikes...
Wolf would never look at Kuro that way you sick fucks
>>566735298you are kidding yourself if you think SotE isn't full to the brim with hate, hatred is still a vivid enough emotion to bring to life a wealth of ideas after all, it's why for elden ring instead of creating a new world himself, he wanted a world to destroy, and as such he took George's two doublespaced pages of worldbuilding and corrupted it beyond recognition, destruction as a form of creating something original
>>566735723You’re only saying this because you were probably one of those idiots who shook their heads violently in denial when the Radahn boss fight leak came out. Now you’re convinced that your former lord and saviour “hates you”. Kek. For all you know George always intended Radahn to be a faggot pederast.
>>566735723>paranoid seethebearer seek seek meds
>>566735573Nox went too far against the status quo by making false great runes which summoned the Night meteor to destroy everything. This was a cosmic crime too far so they were forced to fix their own mistake by the power that be and they were given as much time as needed to figure out the impossible. >>566735723ALL of ER is full of hate towards red women. Everything else is akin to the 36 Sermons of Vivec where people fail to become true gods but show you exactly where their failing is so you can do a better job. That is literally what Marika's intentional destruction of her world was about, showing (you) how to not be like her. Or Miquella, or whoever. Go out and kill bears like the chad you are.
>>566735883it's boring arguing with you when the majority of item descriptions in SotE make it clear Miyazaki is fed up with it"The image of the twisted Scadutree is an edict: Denounce their ways. Do them harm."
>>566735227What does pederasty mean
where is that anon that was in the coloseum with a caster build I wanna ser more 'ebms
phew
>>566735178post your latest
>>566735050izzat?
>>566736252don't samefag retard
>>566735714That is because kuro freely gave wolf what all the pederasts crave. The boylover angle in Sekiro isn't just gay shit its a very nuanced take on the qualities pederasts crave in their targets and the lengths they will go to achieve that. Meanwhile, kuro gives it freely to wolf.It is a pederasts wet dream of acceptance. Thru that lens kuro is a willing participant in the disgusting gay allusion. Same thing is happening with Miquella stuff in ER. You can portray a boy without the disgusting old man views on raping them or stealing their innocence, but Miyazaki can't.
>>566736113>the rotting tree of literal shadows is rotting into shadows, contrasting with the golden tree of golden goodness >this is proof that miyazaki hates me Deranged
I know theres been discussion about the shape of the Elden Ring symbol in Farum Azula, the crucible and the Erdtree, etcbut has ever been a discussion about the dualism of the spiral as a symbol, and how most of godly ascended being have a duality inside their very core? seems like the Golden Order, that was founded on the very reamins of the Hornsent crucible, wants to become split in two and cant escape its nature
>>566736113Showing a culture that dislikes another in a war about becoming gods. It has nothing to do with you the player. The message in ER and SotE for the player is that you can find your own god alone in the wilderness if you want, stop linking up with aliens that aren't looking out for your best interests, only you can look out for your best interests so be an island.
>>566736395The Elden Ring will always take on a different configuration based on whoever controls it at the time.
>>566736395>runes are literal dna ATCG strands identifying you>every apotheosis take that is accepted is you pairing up with something else to attain apotheosis in an enantiomorphic danceWe've talked about it before.
>>566735709even doe that's deviljeet's post who got exposed for being a vtumor simp >>566723626
>>566736326You’re a sicko
>>566736756>terrcuck damage control after this pathetic display >>566735489
>>566736848Nah I just took some criminal justice classes in college out of necessity. The courses were sort of perfunctory, everyone already understands the failings of the criminal mind innately, you don't need a course expounding on what is wrong with some people.
GG zdps expedition
Leave devilsaar alone, why does it matter that he's a tier 3 sub for 5 different japanese vtubers? Let people enjoy themselves.
>>566736947>deviljeeta still seething after everyone made of xhim for being a cheater troon chaser thread shitter vtumor simp
Bangladesh won btw
you sick fcking FREAKSvile pieces of shit hidetaka miyazaki and george raymond richard martin are personally attacking a member OF OUR COMMUNITY with their design choices and you are laughing?
>>566737164I really wonder how bad it would be if it was ed adel
>made of xhim>buzzword spamoh xhes mad
Is Elden Ring a comedy game?Even the horror elements (“MASH THEM ALL INTO JARS”) are so absurd it’s just funny
terrjeet losted deviljeet lostedgreasy wonnedbelend wonned
>>566736727Oh. well I wasn't here before, so I didnt know about that, but I'm glad these are not just my own schizo ramblings but someone also found something interesting
>>566737374Spiritual game. People that don't get it lack the divine spark.
>>566737374Yes. I always laugh when I see a bazillion dead corpses piled in the corner. In every corner. Lmfao.
HOLY SHIT. My Viet dance group, is taking part of the seasonal multi group competition. Today's theme is dark fantasy. And they're using one of the Dark Souls songs as the jingle for losers. I'll see if I can record it.
>>566737374yeah the first time one of those coolaid guys bursted out of a jar and attacked me it cracked me the fuck up
>>566737605k, keep us posted greasyjeet i really care
>Is Elden Ring a comedy game“Please, take my grapes.”
>>566737605That's wonderful creasy
>>566737374yes, a soiled loincloth exists as a piece of equipment you can wear
>>566737164kys cheaterjeet
>>566737596This is funny to me too. The sheer amount of dead bodies lying everywhere, everywhere. Who fed all these people? What did they eat?
>>566737497It is a pretty easy thing to see in the game once you realize how many items have the spiral motif. The actual interesting thing about the dragon ring is that it resembles a family tree and the dragons were all about cultivating species depending on how much they exhibit crucible traits like claws or tails or wings. Dragons are analogous to dinosaurs while crucible knights are analogous to early periods on the earth like the Silurian or Ordovician ages, take that info and what modern man does with that info and you have evolutionary lines and epochs.
>>566738060I'm not a brown troon, sorry.
>thread is discussing things normally>nightreign players end their run>thread goes back to shitnoticing
need moar murk so i can roll the gacha
>>566733946Kill yourself im here for Nightreign
>>566738246post a screenshot of your current relics
>>566736532But no man is an island so that’s silly
>>566734923Stop using my gif to respond to yourself obnoxious tranny faggot
>>566738246wrong dalit, that's jeeteazu
Real life is full of surreal and retarded shit because humans are surreal and retarded. Just look up Chinese history.
>>566724053What happens if you match with low tier?
>>566734189>Bloodborne is shorter if you ignore the content that’s in the game because I don’t like itYour concession is accepted. >>566734306That’s cool and all but it’s your personal opinion I’m talking about the facts.
>>566737374it's true, it's like a divine comedy or something >ride stone coffins down colossal waterfalls>both you and the coffin arrive unscathed>take magical coffin elevator gently up a waterfall>the coffin is shattered to pieces upon arrival
>>566734680But duskbloods is going to be a bad game anyway so it seems like a futile effort
>>566734803>>566734936>>566735020>>566735072>>566735227>>566735298>>566736326… so sekiro is about a guy having sex with a little boy? no wonder troons love this shit so much
>>566738452Not your gif and you seem upset thread shitter
finished Mohgwyn palace, what a fucking piece of shit that was, just a meatgrinder of enemies being thrown at you, >lmao bleedingand other stuff. Mohgwyn should have been hyped a little more before the fight lore wise, we know Marika had kids from Horah Loux and two of them were cursed, we fight with Morgot like 3 times and hes kind of boring, while this dude has a cool temple in one of the forbidden cities and that never is really explained.anyway, now I'm in the big boys DLC area, one of those hornsent dancers just fucked my ass up but I can say the visuals and level design now seems pretty interesting. I love the uncut wheat fields covered in tombs (a not so subtle reaper metaphor) and the twilight diaphanous light cover everything. half invisible mobs with dark shaded textures hiding in corner and gangbanging you gets old quick tho, Miyazaki.>>566738180Yeah so far the "archeology" of ER has been incredibly fascinating to explore, I spend time clearing levels, looking into stone carvings, sculptures etc. I must say, I like the level design and art even more than combat and the game itself.
>>566738285That's exactly why I'm very opposed to blocking. Those retards need to be busy playing the game or else the thread will suffer
>>566737605AAAAAARRRRRGH, THE SCREEN RECORDER DIDN'T RECORD SOUND. FUCK
>>566737374It’s comical how undercooked it is so sure I can see that.
>>566738313I didn't have any on me. Sorry, xis.
>>566737605Something is deeply wrong with you man
>>566738816Its about immortality coming from a pure boy and men all fight over that gift. It is literally a story about gay pederast stuff. Boys, historically, were getting raped left and right before the modern era.
>>566738841>faggot maggot projectionCinema thanks for proving the point
>>566739050Unfortunate.
>>566737605học làm người đi creasy, đừng xem mấy cái tiktok vô bổ ấy nữa
>>566735403You wish that was true I’m sure
>>566739197Incorrect
>>566738285Actual truth nuke that many are noticing
Reminder that David Bowie had sex with a fourteen year old. Granted women are both physically and mentally more mature earlier than boys so whatever…
>>566738853The open world exists for that second level of lore that isn't mentioned in item descriptions but is readily available for those who look. A lot of anons had a wow moment when they realized small stuff like the hero tombs always facing the erdtree. Just wait until you start seeing the pareidolia.
>>566738470The Chinese are not a metric anyone should look at and attempt to apply to the rest of humanity
>>566739242I don't speak the language. I only know "cam on", because they use it so often. It means "thank you"
>>566739465Source? Was he an adult?
>>566739465Elden Ring?
update us on the finger lady creasy
>>566739625Lorri Maddox or something like that. She was a groupie. She still brags about it to this day. Some question the veracity. Ask yourself this: is it really logical to assume that every single teenager won’t have horny thoughts from a young age? It’s kind of like assuming that every black person is a criminal. It’s not the only case of a famous person fucking someone underage and nobody gave a crap about it.
>>566739527thích đàn bà việt nam thì sang việt nam mà lấy một con về làm vợ, nếu bản thân đã da trắng rồi thì lại càng tốt
take me back back homeđường về cũng chẳng có xa
Teenagers don’t want to have sex until the second they turn eighteen. This is the ScienceTM.
>>566738745it is going to be very fun sorry about your envy problem im praying for u babe
>tranny falseflaggers trying to claim sekiro is about pederastyKek. You can really tell they got triggered when someone made fun of their game.
q up niggies
Using OBS is the worst. How the FUCK are you supposed to crop the window?! It's impossible!
nice thread ergies
>>566740231Or they just know about pederasts
>>566737374>paid money to get called maidenless>paid money for dlc to fight the final boss in front of the vagina>all the video essays by oblivious virgins are free10000%
gg balancerspls don't post the screenshot I embarrassingly lost my 6th sense at the last second (threadshitter won)
The perfect griefbow setup and it was regular balancers, what a shame.GG though, Wylder gang strong
>>566739831>Ask yourself this: is it really logical to assume that every single teenager won’t have horny thoughts from a young age? It’s kind of like assuming that every black person is a criminal.those two things aren’t the same at all and you probably know that so your bait is only somewhat successful
>>566740073>weird trannyspeak cope posttells you all you need to know
pls post the screenshot
>>566740231Feel free to provide a counter argument or shut it and seethe in silence.
>i said X and it's your job to prove me wrongwhat a weird way to discuss things
Scholar POV
>>566740397still better than /dee ess jeet/
>>566740945>>566741012gg wylder gang nice rot forest full clear
>>566739465>Granted women are both physically and mentally more mature earlier than boys so whatever…No they are not. Men are creeps who want to fuck 12 year old girls and that's why they have to "mature" faster, because they have to start being on guard immediately after realizing that men 3 times their age want to fuck them. Hey your dad's friend is coming over, make sure you don't wear shorts.
>>566741235cringe buckbroken reply
gonna start losing my 6th sense on purpose for gg screenies so the threadjeets have something to talk about
>>566741726don’t self narrate troon we know what your post entails
>>566741285Made him cry like a bitch here nice work
>>566741845I've been doing that for weeks.
>buckbroken>trannycerebral cuckoldry
>>566741673God I wish I was molested at a young age
kek guy that got benned here is crying on /v/.
>sekiro hoodweebs not liking their game being the most pozzed one they've made yetkino to be sure
>>566741995fucking idiot
>>566742043What he post
>>566741995women really need to think before they talk
>>566740945have a>no 6th senseon the house
>>566741580that flying dragon died comically faststraight up popped like a balloon
>>566741285>please come up with a counter argument for my retarded schizo headcanonI don't need to. If you played the game (which you didn't) you'd know there's zero romance implied between kuro and wolf. I mean he straight up kills the kid in one of the endings. Your tranny porn addict brain just can't fathom seeing two male characters interact without going "OMG THEY LITERALLY HAVE SEX EVERY DAY". Go back to /v/ where they'll praise your weird gay pedophile fetish.
>>566742687That's some fat touchstarved Chris-chan looking unwanted gigahon troonzilla you're talking about
>coop effigy>watch "tv" while waiting>.....>its still loopinggames dead again. now what? where is tarnished edition, where is night reign DLC weapons and spells, where is oh wait I don't care I don't fund nintendont. ? wheres dark souls 4??
>>566741882don't talk to yourself
>>566742851>>566742687You ggers really falling for the lowest of fucking baits, it's unironically impressive
gg I'm too dogshit to melee hotdogs with no damage negation
>>566743229C tier wylder lost his passive
>no 6th sense on terr
hate them so much
>>566742781I don’t even have a horse in the race so calm down you spergy faggot, you barging in and going “nuh uh it’s not real” is not an argument is all I’m saying, this post was marginally better, try leading with that next time
>>566743229you taking the vigorpill?
>>566743229none of the negations besides full are likely to be active before the dog 1HKO's you anywaysboot up the training mod chud
>>566743134 (me) meant for >>566741965
>doing same shit for years
sometimes i forget you're just a discord group circlejerking now, forget i asked>asked whatexactly
>>566743546I'm running dormant claws with a bunch of HP and phys attack
>>566743510Alright calm down it's red wolf you can't fault him for missing that against the most spastic boss ever
>>566743229melee on dogs just isn't fun unless you're executor (parrys deal stance damage and maintain aggro) or wylder (zyoom zyoom)both those types of players will insult you for using range
>>566743004play another game bro
ggers?
>>566741995is this you?
>>566737605Sheesh, finally someone lost again. It took a while. But here it is.https://files.catbox.moe/wxrn3j.mp4Listen when the clock goes to zero. You'll hear the song. I forget which song it is. Either a title screen or and ending credits song. Someone remind me.
damn I really can only play guard counter bird huh. the only bird build that kinda work.
>>566743901i was, i'm taking a break from 7rebirth ;_; i don't have time to enjoy it most days so I just coop elden for a bit. if no coop i have nothing worth doingi could start modding rimworld I guess, that should take about a month
>>566743792that's the secret tech for S-tier chvds
>>566743004jus go to the arena whiteboi
>>566743004you're supposed to reset the search if you get no hits after like 5 mins, I get instant ones after I start the search again
>>566743991how do you watch this stuff jesus, i'm a vtumor fan and even i think this is cancer
>>566743229>melee ironjeetlmao even with negations you still have the worst defensive stats in the game, ironfraud is not built for meleeing, another of the reasons as to why he's overrated as fuck
I'm replaying DS3 and I thought Nameless King would be a cakewalk because of how much I've fought him in Nightreign but I didn't realise how much they nerfed him in that game. He's much more aggressive in his original game.
>>566742245the melty is about to be delicious make no mistake
>>566743991jungle chink webms are so weird...
>>566744107Shut up terr
/ourgirl/ neovipera is live
>>566744201>>566743991so black it hurts
>>566743510Shouldve predicted the dog would jump backwards into the guy its been aggrod on so terr doesnt clip me
>>566744416*frantically checks viewers for englishdevil_*
I fucking love when that shit happens
>>566744107arena has been dead since arena patch bro. even the statue in the roundtable can't save it from the fate of all dark souls arenas, except 2
mods get greasyjeet outta my chat
>>566744201If you're on mobile, you swipe right to hide all of the donation prompts. Since I had to record on desktop for audio, I couldn't do that. Maybe there's an option to turn it off on desktop too, but I only did a quick search for it and didn't find it.Also, during normal streams, they disable the audio for all donation as well, so as not to interrupt the music. But this monthly event is purely a popularity contest, driven by donations, so they leave the sound on for big donations. While the small donations are mute no matter what.
>>566743991>>566744201This entire concept of simping battle is so profoundly stupid to me. These paypiggies cucks are funding their entire retirement with chad thundercock
>>566744829>But this monthly event is purely a popularity contest, driven by donations, so they leave the sound on for big donations. While the small donations are mute no matter what.Ha so it's a cuck fetish, that explains a lot.
>>566744710>birdjeet at 2 bars in the first PoIclassic
>>566744416shut the fuck up trooncake and/or devilsaar
>>566744000GG. Look at this stupid death.
there's nothing wrong with having a cuck fetish
>>566744983>>566744881>>566744389So... nobody here remembers where exactly the song is used in the games? I want to say Dark Souls 1 end credits, but I'm not entirely sure. Maybe it's a boss theme?
>>566745142Holy shit lmao that is unfortunate
>>566745349sif
>>566745142you're not supposed to surge sprint that attack so you would've died anyway even if you ran to the right
>>566742641Something about gay people. He was begging for mods to prune our thread here.
Did devil knight quit?
>>566745256Calm down terr
We areThe terr
>>566745495Dunno I always surge sprint backward and to the left and it works everytime.What is the best way to avoid it? Just regular run?
>>566745495You can sprint if you want, everything misses as long as you move away. I like to slow walk and quaff flasks needlessly as they hit the ground behind me.
>>566744416who's gonna sniper xher stream?
>>566745142Can't you surge sprint out of his range entirely?
>>566745739yes, regular run works best
>>566744881I pray it's mostly fake volume manipulation but I know it's probably not
>>566743832xher neovagina hurts just being in the same game as Wylder's, please understand
>>566744983I get why you would say it's a cuck thing. Personally, I don't donate myself. I just enjoy watching cute girls dance and parade around in fancy dresses and other costumes.However, these groups do engage with their fans more than your average western streamer. They hold meet and greet events.(And you would be surprised by how many female fans show up to those) They create little AI videos catered to their biggest donators, to play at the end of the each show. They write lengthy letters showing appreciation to their biggest fans. They make personal videos for the biggest fans, which the fans can choose to release to public or not. They often release those videos to share with their fellow fans.And at the end of every single show, they thank every single donator individually. This process takes so long, that it extends the length of the stream by an hour or two, just to get through all of the names. They do it every day.All of this effort builds up a rapport. The girls remember who donates regularly, and they gesture at the camera during the shows, to make the donators feel seen.So yeah, it's a tiny bit different than how most western streamers ignore most of their donations.>>566745467Ah, right. Thanks. can't believe I forgot sif's song. But to be honest, all of the Souls music kind of sounds the same to me. I can only differentiate slightly by the overall mood of each song.
>>566744238He still mogs (your) main thoughbeit
>>566744416>there were at least 5 ergiyogis that checked the stream outthis the new F-tier streamer we're carrying?
>>566746765She's cute and sweet
>>566746552men are so easy
>>566746765its just F tiers checking out other F tiers
>>566745141>shizojeet is editing shit nowpathetic.
>>566746921>devil>methat's at least 2 S-tiers
>>566747023it stands for Sybau-tier
>>566746765what depths is this evenis she british i can't tell
>>5667472692
>>566747353based
>>566746890A lot of women donate too. I was skeptical at first seeing all the female profiles pop up for donations, but then I saw the meet and greet videos, and a bunch of female fans actually showed up. So the female fanbase is real.Also, half of the groups are men, catering to women. They even hire female announcers for those groups.Anyway, why are you guys acting like you don't enjoy the eye candy in these Fromsoft games. Half of you here pump it daily to Revenant, Recluse, Duchess, and Undertaker.
>>566747353This guy has always been a completely insufferable faggot
>>566747353>300 viewers in 2012How the hell
>>566739263Very correct actually
>>566747451>Half of you here pump it daily to Revenant, Recluse, Duchess, and Undertaker.Those are memes to bump the thread anon, most of us have sex with our wives.
>>566747596achieved by lying about it
>>566747641Your discord kitten with the voice changer isn't your wife.
>>566747451>3 people spamming is half the threadshut the fuck up greasy
gg
>>566747730He's probably talking about his actual wife.
>>566747853No ergie is married to a biological woman.
>>566739465i knew he was based for a reason
I am now convinced greasy is a paid actor sent here to advertise whatever the hell he is posting about
>>566748024Most of us are married and have kids. I'd assume you are in the same boat.
>>566747629Sure isn't
>>566748143>ARGH!>What's wrong, honey?>Practice griefed my game, breaking my streak!>Um... "Practice"?>He's a faggot Ironeye main! He griefed my game!>I'm sorry to hear that, honey...
>>566747353lil bro is from the past >>566747853who doesn’t exist
>>566748443I highly doubt an animal like trash is married
>>566748386*is
>>566743510nah i dont blame the wylder here, red wolf is an utter pain in the ass to hit at times
>>566747596Probably lyingFunnily enough he can barely reach that nowadays
just got word about thousands of dsgers preparing to take over erg this is really scary
>>566743832>>566748709The ult would've hit uncharged
>>566748545Nope
These AoEs in boss fights are such a meme.>https://litter.catbox.moe/5ar0a8pn4ytu6pfk.mp4I swear I had the timing down for this, wait until he hits the ground then roll a spit second after. lol no.
>>566748514Every poster here is trash.(except for me) Because everyone is one of the following:1. I'm snarky mc snarkster. Everything you say will be followed by a snarky comment2. I'm aggro mc hates everything. I hate you, fuck you, and fuck everything about you.3. I'm racist mc ethnic cleanser. All I think about is race, and you have to know about it.4. I'm horny mc coomsalot. I'm going to litter the thread with barely disguised porn.5. I'm narcissist mc discord mod. I'm going to make every conversation about random named individuals.6. I'm Meta mc tryhard. You should have every aspect of the game downloaded already.
>>566749337cute noob post*kiss*
>terrjeeta calling random dudes cute again weird tranny homo behavior
>>566749401i'm none of these
>>566749337Damn, that sucks. I always use a buff as a back up, just in case I miss the dodge, which I often do. Ether convert damage into HP, or the negation shield. or perfume, or just a boiled crab.
>>566749401I am the furtive 7th archetype, so easily forgotten..
>>566749337the nuke on heolster and hotdog is a bwaaaAAAAAAAMMMMM DOON *slight delay* DOOOON <- dodge here
>>566749803heolstor and hotdog nuke have totally different roll timing though...
>>566749895they do?
>>566750015no i just made that up, sorry
>>566750064oh ok
>>566749337LMAOOOOOOO
gg, that was my 100th heolstor. Poor trish...
>>566749003Back to your dead shithole
even doe we merged
>>566749748boiled crab doesn't help with elemental atks
>>566749337y'all dodged too early
>>566746839>on a D2 loss streak>thinks last run went well, still "hella happy"
>>566749003We've defeated millions of dsgenerates already what is a few thousand more.
@trooncake Are you trying to snipe this d2 vtumor?
>>566749895They have the same exact visual que. Big explosion spread toward you, dodge when it reaches you. Dodging the explosion is vastly inferior to moving back then left or right to always be in the deadzone.
>>566749337Why do noobs never block
>>566750551>haloslopper eats shit the second he gets aggrojustice was served, I'm glad they lost
stop talking about wives or you're gonna summon HER
>shifty in chatcheater
>>566750916They have the same timing because they're both the same exploding lines shooting out from the center. The dog just forces you further out with the sword swings, and Heolster usually tries to land directly on someone. If you stand further back on Heolster it feels exactly the same.
troonyduck is in every vtumor chat that ever existed, this is nothing new
>>566750286>only 35 maris games
>>566751049I don't get how anyone can lose to him he does 1 attack chain over and over and each attack has like a 3 second space between swings. Him and dreglord are so fucking easy its embarrassing. >>566751294Both of them even face you when doing the attack and stay in that alignment so you can use their facing to tell where the deadzones will be before the attack is even finished.
>>566751454i mostly do don since i started and ergiyogis used to dodge it very often
why is our vtuberr not streaming?
1/3 pls queue erg
>>566751529>I don't get how anyone can lose to him he does 1 attack chain over and over and each attack has like a 3 second space between swings. Him and dreglord are so fucking easy its embarrassing.I don't watch vtumors but are yout alking about Heolstor, I feel like he delays his swings a lot and you really can't outspace him properly a lot of times
>>566751454Sometimes it isn't your fault. Everyone gets tired of augur in DoN so you see people dodging her a lot. Even if you like killing her you might not get many chances since 1 of the 3 people can say no and now no one plays her.
>>566751726xhe is still doing voice training and working on xhis indian accent, please be patient.
>>566751850no one likes running after a space jelly fish as she keeps fucking flying away, the fight was made for caster sissies and ironeye which no one plays on the PW
>>566751810you know the drill
YURMY IN MY SLURMY (yuh)SHIFTY ON MY DUCK(yuh)TERR ON THE SPERM(yuh)ELDIEELDIEring(yuh yeag)
that was weak 138
really weak
>>566751190wut? im not in anyone's chat
>>566751454That's somewhat normal thoughbeit. No.1, no one wanted to fight that pre-DoN or its Everdark>No. 2 it gets dodged a lot both in randoms and on tehe pw>No.3 It's somewhat rare it feels like
Dogshit post award
the en/erg/y wasn't there 138
>>566751835Yeah Heolstor, he does 2 different attack strings that are essentially the same attack, there is no delay it is always the same timing every time. >lunges at you>2 part swing>last heavy lunge or sweepThe 'delay' you are thinking of is that last attack being spaced out, it isn't delayed though it is the same spaced out timing trying to simulate how Artorias is heavy as fuck and uses the weight of the sword like a Gutslike. That last attack being spaced out lets you recover all your stamina so you never have to get hit or surprised. He'll unironically do that attack over and over and over while doing the double aoe slam occassionally. >>566752016In DoN everyone just runs double balancers in case its ED maris. Even my caster rev with starter lightning spear is running double balancers for maris and it is a cakewalk, the fight ends in like 1 minute. I totally get why people dodge her though.
>>566751686>>566751850>>566752332>blah blah excuses excuses
It's always fun to beat Margit with an unupgraded weapon. Shame I still don't know how to consistently avoid his spinny attack.
>>566752578What excuse? People dodging augur is a well known thing, not even just on the pass. I don't play on the pw with you queers and I see people dodging augur all the time.
>>566752578can you jerk me off
pitiful 138
>>566751726No voice is boring
>>566752656He spins clockwise so you dodge counterclockwise so your single dodge roll swooshes by the sword and the hammer. Or move away when you see him set up the hammer, his spin doesn't have great tracking.
>>566749401you seem upset
>>566744416>they kill demon from below instead of the other onenight 2 wipe incoming
great post 138
>>566752656Roll right twice and walk backwards
if you hide from the threadshitters they win
>>566752985I LIKE dying to a single heatburst as the faggot jumps backwards thank you very much.
thanks for the cool rap cap cap
>>566752985I thought it didn't matter which one you kill tbqh
>>566753075Double dodging is esoteric knowledge don't go spreading it for free. >everyone crying about pre-nerf PCR's double slash>I always double dodged it and thought the dlc was easy
>>566752985I'll show you a demon from below
>>566750736No I don't snipe anyone, I just like watching her sometimes.
>>566751454Stop posting my wife in this shithole>>566751965That shit is too thick lilbro is never getting rid of it
dont talk about yourself3701380745062442
>>566753328always kill the blacker one firstdid you not read your officer handbook?
>>566753496You don't even know who that character is
>>566753492you keep sniping my games doebeit
great post 552
>>566753702>not knowing patchouli in a post patchouli greentext spam 4chan (formerly 4channel)
Nobody speaks like that
Actually!
can we get a fact check on 668?
>>566753762Have you been playing with me in randoms the last couple days? Or do you mean on the pass we get matched up? Would you like me to stop?
night of the blacked knives
Matchmaking on or off?
meta 'tiff is booming if anyone wants to co invade
552 memeant for 786
>>566753895Jamie pull up the actual onlytroonfu image
hey 906 which post is 668 i cant see it. thanks in advance
who you talking about '06
gotta check the archive 107, 124it got deleted
So how innocent or guilty are the merchants afterall? NR's merchant that began dealing with Libra isn't even the normal merchant character model it is just a normal guy like Gostoc.
got a job for you 621
thanks for the clarification 056thanks 183
We're the ergieyogurt choir oh yes it's trueWe love to sing these songs for youHe's the king of the screen the best you've ever seenSneedger oh sneedgerOur erg machineHe's the greatest nightreign player the master of the gameTerr oh terr let's sing his gloriouuusThe smoothest stride the sharpest look the greatest guy by farOhhhh balancers o tooleTerr oh terrThe greatest of all timeThe most skilled nightreign player dominating the climb
>>566753938do what you want I'm too cool to care doeverbeitfully
>>566753895what character is this meant to be
I really need to wash my dick, it smells really bad
stop talking like this
>>566752138>>566753242lovely threadshitting faggot posts from the resident terrjeeta
>>566754321Anons tricked the sisters into limiting their reach once again, let them keep going.
>>566744416>male voice in the backgroundaaaaand stream closed
273 even worse than capcap somehownever post again
>>566754304terr
>>566753968night of the blacked wives
>>566754304It's an argentinian Ranni
We got so lucky with the loot this run, I just know the next 3 runs will be loot deprived.
>>566754448lol
>>566754419>>566754448
go back to /#/ 448
>>566754448Yeah unfortunately she has a bf
whats your favourite colour
I got a job for you 621
when you queue up your streak is gonewhen you queue up your streak is gonewhen you queue up your streak is gone
>>566754191>Merchants are in the Frenzy Swamps and are part of the boss>Merchants are inside the Frenzy Encampments whereas they're rejected from many other Encampment types and lurk outside of them>Merchants in the main game know how to use Frenzy spells>Merchants in the main game tell you to "melt away"Allegations status: Beaten [ ]Not beaten [X]
whats the job 731
>>566754903Is that a warning or a thread?
>>566755041I know, but the guy responsible for originally entreating with Libra isn't a jew merchant type. I know the merchants fell to the rumors of themselves out of spite but the original guy wasn't' even part of their clique. I guess it drives home how dumb the merchants were to completely fall into the role people gave them when you realize they were originally uninvolved.
>>566755180aww dang. I didn't realize he was one hit away from dying. That is sad.
>>566755292I don't think they were uninvolved. Shabriri's slander is just like Blood Libel. It's true. It's just not universally true but the issue is their ingroup protection bias will make the not evil ones into shields/defenders for the evil ones.
>birds and dreg count getting awfully close to heolster countit's not fair
>>566755180nightmare of mensis lobby
>>566754448>>566754662classic angloid appropriating idol culture and bastardizing ityou're supposed to rope these dopes along for years so they kill themselves when you retire and reveal you had a boyfriend the whole time
>>566755468I agree the actual merchants are exactly what they are, I'm just confused at the original merchant not being part of their tribe. Maybe its intentional so that it won't look like it does to people who know whats really going on, it insulates people like us from normies in a way. You and I can joke about Marika throwing the merchants down a well, or joke about frenzied flame following the path of their merchant caravans like the black plague but it becomes jokes for people like us while normals won't understand the topic at all.
>>566755292>the guy responsible for originally entreating with LibraQrd? I feel like I'm missing something
>-9 dex/faith and -6 strength/int on deep relicsjust fuck my shit up senpai
>>566754448Single women don't exist.
>>566755929What do you mean the merchant who leads us to Libra in Guardian's remembrance?
>1/3 on erg queuejust rape my butthole senpai
>>566756315>property with no owner doesn't existobviously
>>566754267>>566754259>>566754107>>566754056>>566754030>>566753906>>566753786>>566753552>>566754469>>566754495why do you spam the thread like this you annoying faggot what went wrong in your life
it's erg culture stupid newfig
>>566756402grossnaam?
holy fuck... do not open the new jee you have been warned
>>566756223You'll eventually meet a merchant that looks like Gostoc in the roundtable hold and he has a talisman from Libra, he's the guy that originally accepted trade with Libra for cursed weapons and allowed Libra into the setting.
my culture is not your costume
575 only 4 (four) of these are me
>>566756860>jeets covering themselves in shitwhat else is new
>>566756810In the bird remembrance? That whole part just confused me when I did the questline last year, is this info sneaked into some item?
>>566756402>2/3unblock me maybe
>>566757017>>566756810You're headcannoning. There's nothing in the quest about how he "allowed Libra into the setting".
>>566757017Don't remember which remembrance honestly, the merchant is a spirit or ghost while in the hold, he has a necklace with an icon of green grass with a yellow sky.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ljmwX_eYtww?si=GGL6sKIWOwnv32g8the king of erg is live
>>566751157what do you want
gg fishe, meme gaols edition
>>566757182If you say so.
>fextralife as your source
>>566757297Eerie charm has no relation to Libra.>>566757640All that says is he sold the book to Libra. That's it. And he could've just been Libra in disguise desu, trying to lure you towards him.
2 augur games in a row, grim ( at least this was regular ( gg ) )
>>566756810>allowed Libra into the setting.lol *hides post*
>>566757728>Eerie charm has no relation to Libra.If you say so lol. The guy carrying the talisman is also the guy that has the ledger saying he sold his history to a demon that ends up being Libra.
>>566757726Soulsfags lack the autism that creatures like TESfags possess that allows them to make an actually good wiki for their games. Its the most tragic thing.
>>566743526>I don't even have a horse in this horseThen don't participate if you don't know what you're talking about. Otherwise you just look like an annoying shitstirrer.
>nosexorlife as your source
>>566757848Demons have 0 influence unless you allow them. The merchant allowed Libra the same way the player allows Hyetta to influence them or shabriri influence them. They have no power outside of you allowing them to. A merchant allowed Libra to have power when he didn't have to.
>>566757914Yes and? Either he's just an evil guy or the whole thing was a trick by Libra. He doesn't have to take on the shape of a nomad and that would actually force us to mistrust him. He giggles lots and gives you a charm that nearly kills you. He's just Libra fucking with the Nightfarers.
>>566757076Sure. Who are you?
>>566757345nah this guy's a bitch, also he's becoming more and more infantile to an unsettling degree whenever he throws a bitch fit over his teammates using halo scythe or not dropping him the loot he wants
>>566757776Why do you type like that
this libra guy sounds like a right tosser
>>566758195>Yes and?And what? Your ass jumped in like a dozen posts into this topic bro we've already covered everything.
Any good videos on routing in the Great Hollow, especially for the castles?
>>566758639Just follow people and learn
>>566758586type like what ?
>>566758639Play the game and follow everyone else, the map is solved at this point. There is an established route for both castles everyone uses.
>>566758632I'm the guy you've been discussing it with you absolute retard. Make the fact that Libra disguised himself to fuck with the Nightfarers matter. Make it relevant to the debate about Nomadic Merchants being guilty
>>566758692>>566758787I need a video because it keeps being the case that I'm the only person who knows anything about the map (I'm okay at finding crystals), even in D4
>>566758790Then why are you talking in circles? >>566758953You don't know the map if you need a video showing you what to do. Assuming you start your routing from the uber spirit spring this is what people do every time. I can explain the line routing more in depth if you want.
>>566759328I'm not. I'm asking you to justify even mentioning the fucking dubious merchant when he's got nothing to do with the Nomads.
>>566757182>headcannoning
>>566759401>I'm asking you to justify even mentioning the fucking dubious merchant when he's got nothing to do with the Nomads.That was my original post anon, wondering why that guy isn't a nomad merchant. Keep up.
>>566757345>raidercucklol no
>>566759328I needed a video because I wasn't going to ask an Anon to go through the work of making a map for me or typing up an essay, but this should work.Thanks and ILY
>>566759498Because he's not one. He's either a normal guy or simply Libra, trying not to get caught out as a frenzy demon so he doesn't dress like a Frenzy worshipper. Good lord man. Are you ESL?
lorejeets are so lame
for me? it's https://youtu.be/zhax3oYcXBo
>>566754503>argentinx>literally done nothing but lose to Britbvllscuck country, no wonder it's full of obese troons like picrel
ggs, and thank god it was regular balancers, since we had no less liklies. But you guys had good DPS, so it probably would have worked out regardless.
>>566757968cause you are fags
Cucked by the worm not showing up again awardWhy does it not show itself, GG
>>566752578ydptg troon
>>566759770This guy is a bit better than the autist posted above. Doesn't know what makes a good AoW mind you, but he's alright.
>>566759872In fairness everyone and their mother lost to Big Anglo Cock at this point>>566757968Extremely accurate and true
>>566759570I mean you could type what you want into youtube and find it yourself. I'm happy to longpost the routing because another anon will invariably chime in and refine it and by the end of this we'll all know more than we did before.Northwest castle>run north to the church>turn around and take the 1st right into the tunnel with crabs>kill boss in room at end of tunnel, turn left and run straight>go up the stairs past the jars and kill the boss in the room with the hole in the wall>you can now double back to the field and hit the grace from the boss there>run back to the room with the jars, run straight and down the steps>take the right that leads to the sealing crystal>kill unsealed boss, hit grace >double back to now unsealed spring and jump up>either kill boss around pit or land on battlements and kill all the minibosses>this should unseal the red dot boss on the map, take the spirit spring to the top to fight him >you are now right above the field where the first grace pitstop is you can jump down and walk to the end circle treeSoutheast>take the spirit spring to the icon on the map, this should land you on the long stairs near the top>turn right to see a merchant, turn left at merchant to see boss, kill boss>walk off ledge down into the pool of water, kill boss>turn around and jump into the lower sewer, turn left at intersection, kill boss>double back and jump back up to where merchant was and turn around, go up the big staircase>kill boss in the room at the end, you are now right by the grace before the castle gates>this should unseal the boss on the roof, go back to the tower (don't do tower) and jump the spirit spring onto the roof, kill boss>jump off roof and kill tree sentinel or lion warrior, keep going down the battlements killing bosses, this ends at the grace by the merchant near the stairsIf you aren't coming from the uber spring after Day 1 circle you can jump spirit springs right to the merchant by the stairs
holy yap final BOSS
>>566759770Thats just how I play every round though
>>566759770his mic sucks
I dont have any routing for the dlc map, i just go where i feel like going and still end the run at lvl 15 with an inventory full of purple/yellow weaponsImagine optimizing for a game this easy
>>566761030t. Win streak (Depths) 8, D2 enjoyer
>>566759770Listen and learn, Trish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=119&v=zhax3oYcXBo
>>566761030t. Win Streak (Depths) 384, D5 enjoyer
my streak is currently 153 (carried by erg)
>>566756659>>566756736>>566756751>>566757003Shut it freak
>>566761528I play with randos so my streak is a mighty 15 (fifteen, 3 fives).
For the water start of Great Hollow, there is often a merchant nearby. If we killed a few extra enemies, we could afford to level up both ourselves and our weapons. Which would make taking on the lobsters easier. The lobsters are always red in the depths, so every advantage helps. We should split up. One guy takes on jellyfish, one guy takes on crabs, and one guy takes on clay men. After about 10,000 runes, we can hit the shop for a smithing stone and level up.
>>566761528we know, *****
>>566761621isn't that the legendary merchant that only spawns on day 2
>>566761813Nah, there's a regular merchant there sometimes. I always wonder if I'm the only one who notices him.
>>566761621If you kill everything, even the little crabs, you'll end up at level for the grace. It takes 2 more seconds than normal but offers immense insurance against the lobsters or nox and ants joining in. The fastest clears I've had go like this>hit level 3, ping lobster by statue>kill lobster, go back to grace>kill mimics or crabs, grace>kill second lobster>only kill mobs in church if you have an ironeye undertaker that can delete the enemies placed in nice neat lines ready for deletionYou should hit level 8 long before the ring even shows up.
What's the logic behind the tarnished needing Kindle the Giant's Crucible to be magically teleported to Farum Azula? What's the point? Why do we need to burn the Erdtree to fight Maliketh?
>win streaksyeah thats cute and all but can you do it on ambien?
>>566762045he who flames something death something i forgot
>>566762045Committing an original sin sends you to gay babby gaol.
gg honest L2slopa
>>566761621It’s a legendary one that only spawns on day two sometimes and sells legendary weapons with good passives for 100k. The only realistic was to shop at him is to get a twiggy cracked tear and go there at the end of day two
>>566761921>>566761813On second thought, I don't think I actually walked over to the merchant camp. I just identify it by it's glow and anvil. So maybe it's not a regular merchant. Maybe it really is the legendary merchant's camp.
>>566762142>>566762186weird, the finger reader said something about "finind destined death" on my way to the falme, seems like its happening the other way aroundalso, how did she even know about this?
>>566762354yeah cuz I really doubt a normal merchant has a rng spawn
>>566762045Whats the logic on all the warp gates placed everywhere?
>>566761248>mashes pick up on every item>stands there and gives you the zoomer stare for 30 seconds while she redrops it for you which just negates all the EPIC TIME SAVED by mashing pickup on everythingshe's just doing it out of stubbornness at this point after multiple people told her to knock it off
gg normal gote, rare black flames game
me? i ignore the starter camp and kill the nearby group of mobs to be more efficient
>>566762517because it was destined to happen
>>566762045Marika dictates the laws of the land and Melina refers to lighting the giant's crucible to a cardinal sin. She asks you if you are prepared to commit a cardinal sin, then you get warped after you do the thing she warned against. Marika hated the Fell flame and tried to expunge it but couldn't so she had a single giant left alive whose job was to temper the flame so it would never erupt again. You kill that guy and then ignite the flame again. You did the one thing the obstinate god of the setting fears most. >>566762517Melina knows things about Marika, she shows you how much she knows at minor erdtrees. Eventually one of her stories involves Marika talking to herself while alone, figure out the rest for yourself.
gg goat
>killing anything at alllol no thanks. I have two teammates for that
>>566762762This is a fine strat as long as someone clears the starter camp. I'll clear the camp, you hit the nobles wandering around and the third guy goes and clears the nomads by the tower. Best start on normal maps by far, we're all level 3 with enough gear to not fight over items or whites.
>>566762601the grace point show the way or somethinglook, one things is arguing about game mechanics: thats not what I'm doing here, so>>566762785>first part Ok, so when someone commits cardinal sin they get yeeted to Farum Azula? or at least, thats what happening to the tarnished, right?but it seems to me like its not a real punishment, actually this is what sets in motion the tarnished becoming elden lord and/or milling Marika. now we know Marika perhaps always wanted this outcome, so: is this the part of the game where the player realizes Marika actually wants to be killed?>second partare we talking about the Radagon memory?O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self.
I miss ironeye practice. Why do you guys have to bully every ironeye out of playing him...
>>566763420He mastered ironeye already
>>566763257>but it seems to me like its not a real punishment, actually this is what sets in motion the tarnished becoming elden lord and/or milling Marika. now we know Marika perhaps always wanted this outcome, so: is this the part of the game where the player realizes Marika actually wants to be killed?The game kind of fucks with you at that point, right as you think damn this bitch wants me to kill her you have to fight her first husband returned to save her. She wants the entire system to fall apart whether she lives or dies but she actually wants to live. The teleport to farum only feels half assed because of the gameplay mechanic of fast travelling at graces. Without that mechanic it is a 1 way trip for those sent there. The only other guy you meet there that is also not from there is Bernahl, who happily revels in trying to sin against the GO as much as possible. And godskins who overtly try to kill gods. Remove the fast travel mechanic from your mind and Farum is decidedly a place to strand people with the real desire to fuck Marika over where Marika's actual plan is to not get fucked over but end the alien influence.
>>566763794mhmmmmmI kinda see it now, thank you
>>566763257Yeah we're talking about the radagon story, it is supposed to be a parallel to Hammurabi talking to the wall because he can't break his own codes to his friend. You are supposed to assume Marika is alone during this 'discussion' since she's talking to the thing she keeps hidden from everyone. Melina knows of that intimately, along with a bunch of other things about Marika like her true desires. You'll get 99% of the perspective in a normal run but if you play the frenzied flame route Melina entreats with you some more and tells you things that a fledging god trying to save the world from its evils would say. Some think she is Marika kind of like Radagon is, thats how she knows things only Marika knows. I don't know if I believe that, I simply think she's Marika's daughter who was taught proper lessons on leadership from a time before the aliens corrupted Marika into what she becomes. Its like a kid trying to get their parent back from before they became an alcoholic or something, they know the person the parent is now isn't who they really are, its just the alcohol talking.
>>566764129The sigil is also a dragon flying and breathing fire down on poors.
>>566733648not really what I was getting at but yes that’s true too
I want to die
>>566765035I will revive you from 3bar
>>566765236pumping
>>566759770I saw episode 2 of this it's great. Reminds me of Walkies
I'm on a 25 winstreak!!
>>566765035Why?
>>566765978
gg I went full retard there thinking I was safe because of TDBDN when I actually blocked the first hit kek
Holy schmoly, the DPS you guys were doing was crazy. gg
Am I the only person who likes the red dog?
>>566766427>>566766437who tf is diagonally
>>566766040I hate myself and my life
'zuk x 'maddy it up'rish x 'inpo it down'devil x 'zdrada it leftcc x 'ractice it rightand 'terr x 'sludge it all around
>>566754903I'M IN YOUR PASSWORD, IM IN
>>566766486probably bjark or sludgeshitter fags change names like they change their chungus build of the week
>>566766427>TDBDNwhat does that mean?>>566766486idk, but they're pretty good.
>>566766542Full list of erg couples?
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes erguillotineeeeee YUH
>>566766486Names?! NAMES?! WHO IS THAT NAME!!?!?!?
>>566766572I always loved the more "edgy" MM art, I love thisthank you for sharing
>>566766475I like him but I know how to bait him into jumping right next to me so I can kill him in a few swings.
>>566766532Things cant possibly be that bad for you
keep changing your names. it makes the threadshitters seethe
>>566767084It is something they have to do because anons keep taking the mickey out of namefags like it is going out of style.
>>566767046Ignore the depressed attention seeker.
>>566765931It sucks actually >>566766542>>566766954Shut it freak and stop ban evading
I close my zuk and seize itI clench my gg horse and beat it
>>566767046things aren't that bad but I am that bad
ok ladies this time im going to poop and goon first before I queue duo d0 ED libra for our date together
>>566767487no one thinks you're funny
i think 487 is funny, don't be mean 532
>>566767532poop is falling from my butt as I type this
>>566767084I wonder who could this mystery name changing player that switches class constantly be, it's such a tough question
>>566766653taking damage boosts damage negation
>>566767598gb2 dsg freak
>>566767639pics?
>>566767648Well who is it?
>>566767921WHO IS IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN SHITPOST MORE PLEEEEASE NAME? NAME NAME? DID YOU POST A NAME? I NEED A NAME
>>566767872Rakesh, we talked about this…
>>566768039ok take your meds schizo, i'm just curious who it iswe dont have many revenant players these
>>566768039me
>>566767872sorry but my threadshitting ludokino is meant to be vague
>>566768162NNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAME?!?!? NAAAAAAAAAAME FOR THE LIST?!?! NAME NAME NAME?!?!?!
please do not talk about poop you're going to encourage the threadjeets to continue their incessant threadshitting
>>566768149I wish that were me
>>566768217please name please who is this need name please name
Bock the Threadshitterr
>>566767921>>566768039>>566768276diagonally
>>566768369Block the Shitstir, at your service, m'lord
>>566768320theres poop inside you right now
>>566768360you
>>566768276
Who here doesnt have the dlc
>>566768149the devilsaarjeetarino is so zesty and lame...
what do people slot on scholar's deep relics beside the dex respec?
>>566766608>bjorkain't me
>>566768320I'm going to think about you the next time I take a shit
>>566768757me because i already bought it on playstation
>>566768608Who is this?
>>566768276>>566768360>>566768039terrjeeta
>>566768972>no starting bagsoof
>>566769015Name?
>>566769563one or two? I can replace maris with a shop relic that has it
>>566769894bjork
thread succesfully jeeted well done victory is ours
>>566770097this but unironically
>>566769985You want one extra bag minimum, it makes Scholar's gameplay a lot more fluid. Honestly, Scholar has way too many mandatory relic lines.1-Dex respec2- Threaded by ultimate art3-Confer to allies4-Extra bag 5-Ninvader6-Character skill gain boosted attack (This isn't mandatory but it's really useful if you know when to use it)
>>566762210>rivers of chud>lame dance>honest
>>566766475are you a white woman>>566766427>>566766437dox him right NOW
RUNE ALARM
gg red birds, kind of a snoozer other than the worm going in a random direction at the end there.
>>566770328I'll go with this
Name? For the cock list
>>566771589Man that would be a drag to play in a lobby with, good luck out there bud.
does anybody want to do a crossword
>>566771516I'm sorry, I know it's incredibly boring when I do it with kriss but without it I'm so bad at this fight.
>>566770281>>566770097>>566770451Shut it threadshitter
>>566771826what's better then? building for affinity damage?
>>566766572love these series of drawings it's really good work
>>566772246I'm going to rape you
>>566768608cousin
>>566772347Kek
>>566771891I think the fight is boring in general when done correctly, not that we trivialized it with LL and two ranged skills.
I miss her
>>566772285Its scholar anon, you'll always be dead weight. I'd still be there with you as a bro in the round.
>>566772347>dsjeet immediately thinks about rapeThis isn’t your home general
>>566773148i spoke to her on steam the other day
>>566773623trooncakes...
>>566772285This is a pretty good Scholar build.The priority for deep relics is defeating enemies +1 and items confer if you don't luck into having it on night invader like I do.If you don't have good physical relics you could keep your slot 6 equipped and use Scholar's money scan + 2 pouches in slot 3 yellow
>>566770328Dex respec isn't needed at all, especially with starting status
>>566773148I vomit.
Nioh 2 surpasses the original in every way. But for some reason, the game doesn't have many double bosses. Like, in Nioh 1 it's annoying because you're slow as hell and can't chain combos, but Nioh 2 is optimized for crowd control and combos. It feels lame that bosses only get stat boosts and the game only has a few double bosses. People complained about the first one because Nioh 1 is fucking clunky (but still faster than Nightreign), but in Nioh 2 you’re fucking fast even at Lvl 1. Anyway, BB parry is like totally busted in the game, everything that can be parried has so many active frames that even someone playing poorly can parry on reaction. Like, you can parry Gascoigne right at startup, just as he’s about to attack. In pre-Wo Nioh, long parry is kind of useless because of the delayed attacks and the fact that parry frames are more restricted. You have to master your parry, unlike in the Souls series where you can parry on the fly. The ER/Nightreign parry nerf feels lame; you need to parry multiple times to break a stance, which is stupid
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODUUUUUHHHHHH.
>>566769123Based PSGOD
>>566774637would the stance break after a parry if you already hit the boss a few times with a heavy weapon before? haven't really tried parrying in elden ring at all
>>566774969nice d/c u got there
>it's another respec-less curved swords undertaker episodehow the fuck do these retards make it to D5?
>>566775347WHAT?! You guys stayed connected?! HOW?!I saw Piqf disappear first. You were still visible, so I just assumed Piqf was lost. Then like 30 seconds later, you disappear too, and I lost connection. By the time I got to the title screen, it didn't even give me the option to reconnect. It said the session was over. But clearly it wasn't, if it took you 4 minutes to post a screenshot. I'm so mad. I was 3 games away from beating my old streak. I'm never playing Depths on Tuesday ever again. Tuesdays are cursed.
oh its creasy deserved lmao
daily creasyjeet humilation ritual
>>566775683Yah, we killed frozone. You just kinda disappeared. Nothing else happened, boss remained active, etc.
Fuck me, man. Every time I get close to beating my old streak, some bullshit happens.fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>566773148who is this semen demon?
if you had told me I would soon miss the threads where trish was the worst part of them I would not have believed youwe are at sub /s4s/ levels of qualityzorban was ahead of the curve in detaching from this absolute shithole
>>566772519Lust provoking image
>>566776458i'll make sure it gets even worse :)
You know what? I'm not counting that game as a loss. We were demolishing the boss, it was a guarantee win. I'm counting it as a win.
>>566776458Bully trannies.
>>566776458Doesn’t zorban still post here? Regardless yeah we’ve hit critical mass of bad faith shitposters. I don’t really know what we can do about it at this point but this place is like those mangy dogs you see in third world countries covered in ticks and are starving.
>>566776458It's not just trash that was the problem however
>>566776768This is unironically how you end up with a trans gf
>>566776458Change starts one post at a time. Let's all say one nice thing about trish so we can begin healing erg
>>566776830yeag
>>566776897KEEEEK
Saw my first chainsaw glitch and it was one of the three games where I got pulled into D5 despite the fact I'm D4You'll never guess the nationality of Chainsawman
>>566776897ill sit out on this one sorry chief
>>566776887That is unironically how you end up killing yourself.
Shared Items is a meme on scholar. Good allies dont need it, reckless allies wont be saved by it, really bad allies will still do zdps with it, and not many fights give opportunities to reapply crab/flesh and turtle to all three players. It adds a lot of time and effort to an already tedious character mechanic. If you are new to scholar you should avoid it. Try it when you have more time on the character, but you'll quickly see how slow and awkward it is. Buffs from food items are the least important part of the character, you should first focus on how and where to use the ult, and then learn the nuance of the deflect and what it does and doesn't work on.This post will cause seethe.
>>566777215You’re such a flirt
>>566776472How is that lust provoking
>>566777248I tend to agree. The only usecase is lvl3 exalted flesh on a balancer/school slopper just to stack even more multipliers.Outside of that I don't really care for shared lvl3 crab or turtle. Lvl3 warming stone for 0 risk rezzing is more useful than those and doesn't need it to work.
>>566777516Just everything about it honestly
>>566777516Anon is a pedo you see
>executor and scholar partnersutter nightmare lobby of nothing getting done.
>>566777516UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:
>>566777248>good allies don't need extra damage and they NEVER EVER get hit>>566777383>You're such a fl-ACK
this is the end of erggoodbye everybody
>>566777248Item share is fine. I don't like the metaplay that scholar has for the rest of the group. If there is a scholar in the group you are going to be entering the spirit spring with 0 items.
>>566778116Fulgawd wins again410,757,864,530 troons slain
>>566778729red-haired anime cutie will save us
>>566778116So you’ve made yourself the centaur with the giant horse cock and made me the big boobied witch that gets pressed into the dirt and you’re supposedly not flirting. Riiight.
>>566778781asuka?
>>566778757Unironically what should Revenant have done there to not die
>>566757970I stated a fact that remains true stupid retarded faggot, I didn’t “participate” in anything, don’t get pissy with me because I didn’t let you exercise your usual threadshitting laziness
>>566778875circle button
>>566778116Good allies will pickup full HP negates + flask boost(s) to get back to full in a single chug. A good scholar will also share any full hp negates they find because that's what any good ally does. Anyone getting hit by Fulghor's charge is not a "good ally".>>566778875Not fully charge the spear, or wait for fulghor to commit to an attack and then wind up the spell during the attack's backswing (in melee range).
>>566753702>>566777516you might be retarded
>>566778870No she's a bitch, Rei is the superior girl
>>566778875>horse is idle (no one has aggro)>rev does high aggro generating action with long cooldown while at 1hpIt was a complete failure to navigate the neutral game as they say in the fighting game biz
>>566772519
>>566778056Why wouldn’t you just leave such a game
>>566777868Is this lust provoking?
we will be quarantining revenant players on a sort of holocaust style island
>>566779534So the island is imaginary?
>>566779701if you say so
I have 0 red and blue greatbow relics fuuuck
>>566779908>greatbow relicsstopdo not do that
>>566780004Bro your RoA greatbow to annihilate the ED balancer worm? What other builds could kill it before it even explodes? I'm thinking some shield crash stuff
>>566780160collecting a smithing stone and procuring RoA just for a 50/50 chance for it to be useless sounds like hell especially when i already want a stone for fists
>>566780280Eh you can still use some other L2
>>566779701based on real documentary footage as seen in Come and See & Schindler's List
>>566780352Yeah not even saying it's a bad investment just seems annoying. Don't even need high damage if its regular balancers anyway
>>566779237Yes
>>566780498Nowadays we don't go cave, just try luck in one of the village chests as you go trough them or the statues
>>566759770I usually hate this kind of content but thanks, binged your shillslopHis whining mid-run can get annoying but thats just me
>>566779079Point that finger right back at yourself maggot faggot thread shit-terr
i am trying to learn normie fulghor but gwynfaraam keeps raping my teammies? best souls 3 strikes again?
>>566779908You don't need a relic to get a greatbow just start actually looting and then grab a stone
>>566776897He's going to join the 41% soon
>>566780781another one joins the dumbass "rush wooden fence encampements and scout towers to find a roa greatbow" clan
>>566780781That's really RNG, you might get no greatbows or a trough and trough one, but yeah, I should map all the greatbow racks
>>566781014If there's a village POI you can guaranatee RoA on any greatbow
>>566777248Crab+debuff will absolutely save shitters, it nerfs d5 damage to d2. Saves good players from a mistake, makes up for lack of negation too.
>>566781090
It is crazy how the RoA Greatbow still hasn't recovered from the dingling
>>566781325Oh thanks beautiful art. I get it
>>566781325>BBW>DOW>POW?
>>566781325Now do one for every type of bow camp layout
>>566781473I'd pow down a BBW if ya catch my meaning hehe
>>566781463>>566781325>>566781498
>>566779237yes flatties deserve love
>>566781610>bow boss>bossFucking dishonest game design
>>566776897still waiting for his kys stream
>>566781610Hmmm yes!Such life like map it's like I'm there
>>566781610wait i fucked up there's one more depending on the camp
>>566780681thanks for proving the point in real time terr
I have 0 lust for darkie women.
>>566781821milk please?
>>566781845>>566781610>Bow Bow
>>566781845scout towers are herei think there's only 4?
>>566782069Baw waw
>>566781821remember when trish said she isn't the one making the recluse gooner erp posts
>>566782154Shut the fuck up we are discussing something
>>566782154>she
>>566780004Greatbow Wylder works fine. Just carry an actual melee weapon with you. Physical damage is physical damage, and if you have balanceslop relics the 15% skill damage on them applies to RoA. Ultimately you lose out on a single passive slot, and that's only if thr greatbow has a bad passive. You can also just RNG into smithing stones from gacha statues or find them in forge towns.
I played with two retards that got marais like at the first lobster of the great hollow church, one of them was never going to drop it because it had full hp negation but the other one (Spic Ironeye) didn't even have it in the off hand and never dropped it, they both three barred at regular balancersWhat the fuck happened to D5 randoms, I have gotten a bunch of garbage teammates lately
>>566780004>Empty blue into RoA >proceed to fight with melee weapon/status effectsWe need to heal our dingle trauma already
>>566782695They are in the same difficulty tier you are sis.
>>566783045I'm actually super good at the game, sorry you didn't know
>>566783294I know it bro, all D5s are objectively good at the game, even the randoms you cry about. They literally can't be in D5 with you if they aren't good enough to be there.
>>566783294>tranime avatarfag>good at the gameYeah right
>>566783565>>tranime avatarfag>>good at the game>Yeah rightnta but this means HE is unemployed and thus more likely to have more time to spend on the game desu
>>566783559You can get carried even into D5. Especially with passwords/premades etc.
>>566783559I used to think so too but nowadays I'm not so sure, it feels like D5 is the new D4
Alright, feeling a little better after a shower and some din-din.I suppose the disconnect wasn't really server side, if I'm the only one who experienced it. My own connection cucked me. But whatever, I'm still counting it as a win and moving on.
>>566783045holy ydptg
>>566783752I play the game all the time lol.
>>566783045>aryanime avatarGOD>not good at the game
>>566783798Evidence? Source?
>>566783798Embarrassing self own
>>566783798evidently not with randos if you think all randos are created equal
>>566782695I don't even know how Marais works. The stuff you're saying sounds foreign to me.
>>566782609Yay perfect, and it's the same chalice as the one she has for double balancer
>>566783868I'm the source. I love the ER games like no other>>566783879Not really, I really like these games. >>566784000I play exclusively with randoms these days, my brothers got filtered by D4.Posted this earlier, I really really like these games.
>>566783798The threadshitters are mad. Good job.
>>566784342>>566784372It's photoshoppedI can tell by the pixels
>>566784342>ingameTake a screenshot of your steam playtime
>>566784342okay that is kind of a lot of hours. >Lara Spellcroftvery nice
>>566784342Wasted his life on Elden Ring award
>>566784553he says...on 4chan.
>>566783745>My own connection cucked me. But whatever, I'm still counting it as a win and moving on.I see the practinx way of sissy streaking is catching on
>>566784647Where's your streak chuddie
>>566784647I'm so glad I coined sissy streaking
>>566783845don't talk to yourself
>>566784525I'm a console player but I don't know how to check the total hours from the hud. I think you need a paired phone app to check that. I've got 993 hours in the expeditions in NR too with 1565 games played. >>566784553Its just a game I play.
A floorhugging C (S) tier is queued
>>566781850Shut up terrjeet
>>566784553Truth nuke>>566784972>I’m a console playerNever mind we all kneel king
>>566785085>terrcuck post-defeat humiliation meltylovely
>>566785085be quiet terrtroon
>>566785042Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4This movie is so kino
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