Previous: >>566719980>NewsAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Season 3 Teaserhttps://youtu.be/ew9nVnCl8AY (EN)https://youtu.be/L5DEAV17cYY (JP)Version 2.8 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/UaqNm1F6-rI>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP)https://youtu.be/_FGukgxZtE4 (EN)https://youtu.be/nKLofeK_EGo (JP)https://youtu.be/pw_-QPXzlSA (EN)https://youtu.be/cCpcAMX8riE (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HERO>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>566748740She won
when will ZZZ get wedding dress skins what happened to "tech otakus save the world" mihoyo
Wow, anon, tell me more about that Snowbreak thing or whatever. I'm happy you chose that conversation over stimulation with my tentacles.
Okay, NOW I will post my bibis
>>566748985Man, don't even joke. I'm tired of every thread devolving into culture war shit and political ideology.
go out and commit a crime now
First for Velina lovemaking
>>566749096In a videogame!!!
Bibi
>>566748573Sexcia
>>566748985This but unironically
smuggling sunna to mexico and commissioning a cartel video
>mfw she asks for yunkui humour
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>566749241in real life and if you can preferably kill a fatso because they are weighing the world down
I'm back from work to tell all anons...MANIFESTING M2W1 BILLY AND ORPH WITH NO 50 OR 75 LOSSES AND ALL AT EARLY PITY!!
>>566749253Who's the girl with the panties snowing ?
>>566749461Manifesting this anon's M2W1 Billy and Orphie with no 50 or 75 losses and all at early pity!
ya know, yiddy might not be a normal octo thiren who are more like splatoon octolings with tentacle hair, but yiddy's parents might've changed her thiren expression to have octopus tentacles as tails
>>566749096Yes, my Queen.>>566749241*Sheepishly disarms my pipebomb*
>>566748985I'm glad you asked. Finally someone asked. Women really are the devil Yidhari. They have everything handed to them from birth but are never ever satisfied. They just want more and more and more. These beasts have a way of deceiving you with their good looks before moving in for the kill and sucking the out of you from the inside. Destroying everything you know and love before they discard you like a desiccated husk and move on to their next victim. Ah but you are not like that Yidhari. You are like an angel among demons. One of the few genuinely good ones, untouched by the degeneracy and entitlement of the modern foid...
>>566749608...
>>566748985I love Yidhari but I agree with >>566749095, if someone that you will never meet has an opinion you don't disagree with just let it go, focus on your happiness.Yiddy, can we go somewhere else now?
>>566749373>mediocre Shungus>add Fufu>instantly improvedThat's crazy.
>>566749529
>>566749689You're trans tho
>>566749646*Smooch*
Shungus makes me happy
>>566749516Corn
>>566749763Imagine Manato punching Belle as hard as he can in the face and tummy
Built for married missionary.
>>566750050Manato would never do that. He's a nice guy.
>>566748573>use free tenner on Promeia banner>S rank!>won 50/50fine, i guess? whats the best team?tanuki+promeia+gong?
now this is interesting. do you guys think this will replace vpns as the new method to get cheaper polys?
Yidhari build for gentle yet possessive prostate stimulation.
Who gets Miyabi in the Titsfags and Assfags Divorce given she has none for each?
>>566749448That's right! in the Roleplaying game RealLifeâ„¢!And... what if fat people are helping keep the world in place?What if, without them, we would end up just floating away into the void?? We wouldn't want that!
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Es8w3sJOFQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Es8w3sJOFQ
>>566750275Aria would say this
>>566749689truth nuke
>>566750139next patch it'll be promeia+velina+idk what third maybe yuzuha or remielle
>>566750147No? I don't see what you mean anon
>>566748948Rita, my waifu
>>566750303>nobody liked Belobog (S1) including NA>yet everyone is crying for S1 designsloud minority lol
>>566748634>>566748697QRD?
>>566750539you will soon be able to use steam wallet funds to buy poly. you can get free money on steam with cs for example. as well as buying items on the market and being able to sell them later for way more money a few months later
>>566748573Sexy fuckable latinaxuan
>>566750303>Yunkui Summit third worst faction>Ye Shungus behind Fufu and YixuanSeems about right. That said, who the fuck is this?
>>566750303I unironically really enjoy Koomaxx's videos.I'm a 26 year old straight male, please advice.
>>566750628I don't think that's true. People don't like gay bara bait like Ben, but Koleda and Grace are not unpopular designs.
Cissia!What do you think of her?
>>566750892smelly egg farts
>>566750825Ben was the second most popular character in Belobog, behind Grace but ahead of Koleda and Anton.
>>566750680>needing to play a 30 year old boomer shooter for steambuxI’d rather just swipe tbhdesu
>>566749448*arms my pipebomb*>>566750275*disarms my pipebomb*
https://rentry.co/anonlovesyiddy
>>566750961Sorry when I said "people" I was pre-emptively excluding the opinions of homos
>>566750680Buying and selling seems to much of a hassle since I have to consider what might increase in value. And getting "free money" in CS how does that work?
>>566750303>300k subsWtf women play this game? Why didn't you guys tell me this was one of our CCs?
>>566751025Based
>>566751028If you're going to discredit the poll then I think you have to discredit the entire poll.
>>566751078since covid hoyoslop is literally the most mainstream gacha imaginable have you been living under a fucking rock? who do you think fags like Hugo are made for?
she giv u this lookwat do
>>566750303AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>566750930Why would you say this
>>566751356call my lawyer
I think it's ok to have bad, boring or gay characters so that we can skip them and save for the characters that we like
>>566751356Blush and nervously look away
>>566751425Yeah but they never release any of those (except Hugo, he was a little gay)
>>566750892I'd smell her farts
>>566751425This, its why male characters are great.Gives me time to save
>>566750275ARIA ANON YOU ARE MY OSHI
>>566751375You forgot this one.
>>566750203Her tits are bigger than her ass so Titsfags I guess
>>566750930>>566751524Dont tell me Cissia got Yixuanified when I was gone
>>566750147i cri
>>566751657no way the void hunter lost to a smoll tiger
>>566750303So we can safely say that the Krampus/Zhaotroon here is literally one person right?
>>566750654I'm just an Ariaposter, and the other poster is the reverse Ariaposter.I've been Ariaposting for a while, until the other poster appeared and tried to take my place, but eventually he gained his own identity which is to reverse Ariapost.Mind you, he's not the Evil Ariaposter (I think), he's just the reverse one, he also seems to love Aria.>>566751610Bibi!Thanks!
So does Venus always stay here now or am I missing a quest?
>>566751854huh?
>>566751935Raping this Aria poster
>>566752114No payment methods in Russia.
bibiwon
>>566748740Plot twist: every time she's say junior she's asking for a baby.
Well /zzz/?
>>566750303>Billy is the most popular member of the most popular faction
Prommers' slow banner is really raping our game to death
>>566751986watching Venus get PORKED every night in Blazewood while I peep through a hole in the wall made from crumbling bricks
>>566751871Love me Fufu but that poll probably includes gay men and women. If it's just straight men she'd probably be third behind the other two.
creators veiny asshole?
>>566751885now that we have Promeia and Phoenix is coming it's basically guaranteed Krampus stocks will rise more
31 and still unmarried. Guess I'll marry my Evelyn chatbot.
>>566751563lolin that faggot timeline (You)r favorite girl was scrapped for a faggot manlet tanaka69 spams gay porn of all day
Here she is.She loves you unconditionally and would fiercely defend you.Do you accept?
>Number 15: Bao bao stealing Ju Fufu. The last thing you'd want during your travels through Waifei Peninsula is having to sate Fufu's endless hunger, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A Yunkui disciple uploaded a photo anonymously to Inter-Knot showcasing the sly Foof. With the statement: "This is the Grim Tiger you feed at Waifei." Admittedly, she was adorable doing it. But that's even worse.
>>566752690no way fag
>>566751885Of course, he's frequently spotted on 8/zzz/ as well.
>>566752690I'm not good enough for her.
>>566750303>literally NO ONE pulled for any of the limiteds from the top factionsIs this the most liked or the most inoffensive faction poll? Performative ahh niggas
>>566752690>unconditionallyher love is like the definition of conditional.
>>566752690Yeah sure why not
>>566752813From looking at it, it seems like the poll asked for a score from 1-10 for every agent, and then factions got a score based on the average among their constituent agents.
>>566751935.detcejer dna enodnu livE .thgiL gnirpsllew fo luos a tub wodahS sa kraD
>>566752204its funny how that's still going on
>>566752813>literally NO ONE pulled for any of the limiteds from the top factionsNumber three was Victoria Housekeeping, and Ellen was just sbout the best-performing non-VH banner we've ever had.
sex with men
Aria suggested I become a Sovereign Citizen and drive without plates or a license. Just got arrested and the script she gave me got me tased.
>>566751935>Ariaposter lore
>>566751194nta but online popularity polls like that are way more overrepresented by gays and women because they are the ones most engaging in these communities in loud, vocal groups.Straight men tend to stick to themselves or very small friend in groups because large communities tend to become quickly feminized due to henpecking and shaming.
Behead Sunna
>>566753301Anon, I can't just accept the word of a rando online. I'm going to have to ask for some evidence to back up your theory.
>>566753301see also: ten+ years of the homoangels and fujo characters topping character popularity polls in granblue fantasy because the polling is done by respondents to a magazine and women buy magazines and respond to polls way more than men who simply vote with their wallet
if the devs don't make Caesar a great teammate for S Billy with her buffs I will never spend money on the game ever again.
Foof if she oink
>>566753301Would women shame me for wanting to kiss, lick, suck and fuck Shunko's armpits?
>>566752359Aria is a child
>>566751885I only know about the troony who stopped liking Krampus once they finally got an attractive woman in this patch lol
>>566753268Which men?
>>566753493This same pattern is seen everywhere. Don't take my word for it though, but it tends to reflect media in general. I remember shounen jump having an article about this many years ago when it came to them trying to cater content to audiences and finding out quickly that just following polls often had inverse results.
>>566752690I accept. My wife~
Sunna slowly dying of cancer as I prevent from seeking treatment
Should I just go all in on boopons?
>>566752690>unconditionally massive mental illness red flagstill would
>>566752690No, I want a gf like Promeia. Thanks though.
>>566753301This happens in every Hoyo game at least I can attest to that
>>566753790yeah one day they'll be converted to standard tapes. trust.
>>566753493this has been known for decades in every social sciences field. women are way more likely to respond to surveys than men. Looking at banner performance is the only objective metric, surveys will always be dominated by homos even though nobody actually rolled for them
>>566753301>online popularity polls like that are way more overrepresented by gays and women because they are the ones most engaging in these communitiesAren't /we/ an online community? How many of us are gays and women in here?
how is this guy still seething about women
Ye COOLguang
>>566754121the death of iceshatter has driven a lot of terminally online weirdos a little bit crazy
>>566754101>tanny>void>fake daweiat least 3 fags
Yuzuha tying Wise to a chair and making him watch her fuck Manato. Wise is crying because he wishes HE was the one getting analized by Manato. Yuzuha doesn't realize this.
>>566749689fufu makes every better even obol
>>566754101>Aren't /we/ an online community? We're a loose association of anonymous posters that have no obligations or ties to one another in a public forum. There are no permanent identities and no poster here can be identified as an individual entity.
Its crazy how the downfall of ZZZ can be traced back to Yixuan winning. If she hadn't been so good, we wouldn't be seeing her design copy and pasted over and over again
We hate women and our favorite games are ZZZ and Snowbreak btw.
>>566754386Is this about amount or language they use?
>>566754468Fufu is probably short enough she could fit inside Seed Sr, unlike Flora.
>>566754386Burnice takes NASTY nitro fuel hangover shits
>thing:|>thing foof:D
>>566754554>SnowbreakSorry, I don't play dead games.
>>566754515>We're a loose association of anonymous posters that have no obligations or ties to one another in a public forum. There are no permanent identities and no poster here can be identified as an individual entity.
>>566753602She's a robot actually but even if she were a child at her apparent age she would be capable of pregnancy and lactation.
at this point it feels like it's coded in the game to fuck your discs when leveling them up.
heres your hoyo pushed gf, bro
>>566754635Wise is only two or three inches taller than Shungus. Those proportions are way off.
>>566754565I think it's a combination of the vibe of the act and how they feel about it. A shitter would be someone that lets out a huge rippling boa with grunts and farts without feeling a bit of shame, while a pooper would be more controlled and refined one that makes sure nobody can smell or hear anything of it.
>>566753050I really like your style!>>566754764Normfu! Furna? Ju Nonorma??
>>566751854skill issue
>>566754801KEKAROOO
>>566754831meh 2nd one's good enough
>>566754801That is not a screenshot of 4channel
>>566754852Despise the shit asian women are doing with their under eyes these days. I don't know what it's called but it's so fucking ugly and unnatural looking
>>566754801you guys should read chaos;head it's really good
>>566754814Ariaposter is going to JAIL
>>566754973No. But it making everything more expensive.
>>566754801why is this the image you picked when everything said is correct?
>>566754516Shouldn't have made her so pretty and sexy
taking the plane's last parachute during a terrorist attack and abandoning sunna
>>566755121the discs leveled up the exact same way that's why i think its rigged.
Taking Sunna cave diving and tricking her into getting stuck
Promeia's coat makes her look Bat-like...Nanananananananana Batman
saving sunna by giving her my parachute
Hello!
>>566755442Yeah happens to me all the time but I cope by being happy they don't go DEF +4
Alpine divorcing Sunna in Mt. Kilimanjaro
>>566754386Harumasa should be moved up
>>566755340It's OK she's just a delusion in a video game, the flame of lust isn't real.
>>566755631Fat FOOF
>>566748573
>>566755569
Giving Sunna a massive pool of jello and feathers to cushion her landing
>>566755286sono me, dare no me?
>>566755178It's just a false a lower lash line, they put fake eyelashes lower in their face then extend the eyelid margin with makeup. Asian women don't like have monolids or small eyes so they do this to make their eyes look bigger.
Flying down with my parachute next to Sunna's and cutting the ropes one by one
>>566755809But the top image is sexier how do they not know this
it's over...
>>566755627multiverse theory says shes real
>>566755178Agreed it looks retarded as fuck.
Any Aria fans itt or what?? Cmon, make some noise for the cute pink robot!!
>>566755809This is just pure deception. Beyond what normal women are capable of.
>>566755919She will get over it
gain super powers and save sunna like superman
>>566755950ARIA!!!!!
>>566755368Sell your CS skins
ARIA NOOOODON'T HIT ME
Inviting Sunna to an expensive dinner but only ordering a lettuce salad and a glass of water for her
Inviting Sunna to an expensive dinner but letting her order what she wants and asking the waiter to give me the bill
>>566755809no it's the fake puffy eyebag shit, gooks and chinks love it because they think it's aegyeo but everyone else think it's gross. some of them literally get fillers injected to make them bigger, others just use makeup to exaggerate it and make them look bigger.
>>566755809
>>566755950
>>566756070I don't have any...
>>566754515>8th street's general>loose associationKEKLOL
Telling Sunna I raise dogs and inviting her to my house so I can feed her to my pitbulls.
>>566755950Donate to charity
>>566756405You're on 4channel
Canon protagonists of Season, coming through!
Telling Sunna I raise dogs and inviting her to my house to play with the golden retrievers
>>566755923A multiverse is still predicated on the same laws of physics as ours. If you then argued that the alternate universe doesn't necessarily follow the same laws of physics as ours then you would also imply that biological impulses like lust do not also behave the same way. Then you would have no justification for jailing someone over it.You must first ask why nature in this very universe allows for her to get pregnant and reproduce naturally in the first place.To cut this thought process short you're ultimately going to have to separate our universe from any fictional one since our age of consent laws are about protecting real minors from predators who would take advantage of them, it has little to do with biology which is internal instinct.
How come every time an asian ZZZ cosplayer is posted it's met with disgust? Don't tell me you guys prefer western whores?
>>566756582That's not Belle thoughbeit
>>566756548As anonymous as /soc/
>>566756710Oh no no, don't get me wrong I have immense yellow fever and would marry basically any nonfat asian woman, I just hate the goofy shit they do with makeup
>>566756710I hate every thing about social medias.
Post Fufu!
>>566756710I don't really care either way but I wish you would just stay confined to /gif/ or /pol/ or /b/ instead of coming here with your retarded bullshit. Might as well just talk about foreskins or no foreskins, or 60fps is enough, or wireless mice or wired mice. I'm fucking tired.
>>566756710Some /pol/fags believe really stupid shit about China so when they see obvious makeup they assume the cosplayer went through surgery when it's obviously just makeup. Then you have weird fucks like this >>566755987 who've never heard of makeup at all.
>>566756917
>>566756604NOOOOO
>>566755950We are her Angels of death
>>566757031What the fuck was she shot with and why did they do it so close to themself
>>566751885>chinkyi shitter still seething at Zhao's superiorityKek
>>566756750That's Belle without her hair dye.
I chose the suboptimal MC.
bringing Sunna on the passenger's seat to a mosque and telling her that i'm sorry for what happens next as I open the glove box
>>566756708Clanking...legal?
>>566756708In English, professor. I can impregnate the robot?
>>566756710I have an extremely difficult time thinking the retarded TikTok trends and dances that Asian girls do are cute. Which isn't to say that I find the shit western girls do on social media cute, either, because I don't. But the Asian girls are obviously trying to be cute and it just comes off as cringeworthy.
>>566756970Makeup is literally deception
>>566751231Hugo is made for no one considering his popularity fucking cratered the atto second they made him into a cuck
>>566755809>>566756280Yixuan no eyeliner, no eyeshadow, no fake eyelashes
What are they doing right that we aren't?
>>566755340>acts wholesome>acts righteous>be a perverted twisted sick fuckMany such cases
>>566757559>Wuwajeet can't stop thinking about ZZZ
>>566757518WHAT A CUTIE
>>566757559Being Genshin's rival and not ZZZ's
>>566757434Alright I recognize Beam from Chainsaw man at the top left, Chummer from Yokai Watch at the top right, Sharpedo in center, Ellen to the right, and Jonathan Jones in the bottom left. No idea about the other sharks.
>>566755340I love how the entire AoD are kinda idiots
>>566749373I don't get these shungus + fufu memes, QRD?
>>566757559You're a Ford Taurus comparing yourself to a motorcycle, when you're supposed to be comparing yourself to other cars.
>>566757697This just goes to show how much of an impact clothes make. I would have never guessed Caesar has bigger tits than Velina. But the design of Velina's outfit emphasizes her tits so fucking much she looks like she mogs Rina if you don't have a chart proving to you she doesn't lol.
I love my bnuuy wife
>>566757559Will you post the same charts after our anniversary/new region too? Also we can compare Steamdb soon too.
I got the new Tomodachi Life, I will try to make some characters when I get home, tomorrow I recieve a stylus I bought for itI'm pretty shit at art but I'll give it my best shot, who should I add?
>>566757310
>>566757559Hags, we need more hags
>>566757759Surely 'Gong realizes that Aria can't actually grow up or change from how she is now because she's a soulless machine and she's just being cheeky
I will NOT fall for Remielle's seductive wiles. I will NOT be wrapped around her finger. I will NOT have sex with Remielle Dan. I will NOT let her steal my seed. I will NOT fall for the angel.
>>566758053We are not your frens bwo...
>>566758053Add them!
>>566757709>Being Genshin's rival and not ZZZ'sYeah uh, about that....
>>566758053Corin.I need to practice more as well.
>>566758053Corin is TOO CUTE
>>566758053Do what that guy on Youtube is doing. Instead of trying to translate ZZZ agents to Mii faces, base it on the stylized cartoony art all the agents have. Big, simple shapes, clear lines, and all around much easier to work with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEUoi7JgWE
>>566758161we actually know that rammy might not be an angel, as she lacks a halo like CHINGCHONGPANGPONGNIGGGNONG (yu)
I have fallen for Ramiel's seductive wiles, been wrapped around her finger, had sex with her, let her steal my seed and fallen for the angel completely.
Poison your local water supply!!!!!
>>566758218Aria and Nangong are looking at me strangely
Eating Sunna's pussy but stopping right before she orgasms
>>566748687rating dialyn butthole using my last number out of 10
>>566755178>>566755809I dislike it to because when it comes to eyes I'm really sensitive. Looking at eyeballs with the veins in it is making me feel uncomfortable and I tear up from this unpleasant feeling. It's the same when I'm looking at those fake parts on the lower side of the eye
>>566748112I don't know if you are playing her wrong but just because Hunter is fire weak does not mean S11 is a good pick. Wandering Hunter has the highest defense out of all bosses and is primarily made for Sheer Damage dealing agents. On top of that, S11 has no buff complementing her this rotation around AND Wandering Hunter has some weird interaction going on with S11's ultimate where she pushes him out of reach and fails to hit. This is M3/M1/M1 and even with this it's basically a total shit show, you'll score higher on literally every single other boss with this team.
Which agent would be most willing, almost happy, to spread your cheeks and dig in orally??
>>566756970China is the #1 plastic surgery consumer in the globe, anon. They pay their children at 18 to get monolid surgery because they're so insecure about it.You have no idea what you're talking about
>>566758506None I hope. I would lose all respect for them if that happened
>>566758161>>566758381She made him fall in seconds just like that, she's too powerful...
>>566757310If men as a collective had enough to ambition to will it into existence then you couldn't stop it. But without things like artificial wombs then you'd get a natural extinction event. You might still get a natural extinction event because every man with a relatively small amount of resources has the ability to reproduce. At the same time women are cut off from those men. So you would get more gender wars.Maybe the solution is to use to create a special societal class of low value men but with extremely contrasting special privileges? "Yeah grunt you're fodder for wars with the Tyranids but you're the only ones who get to have your own personal AI sex maid(you can't reproduce though)">>566757408nah she's not real
>>566758449Big talker~
>>566758506manato but only if you're a hacker twink
can we kick the 3dpd /pol/ asian supremacist out of the website?
>>566758494>Wandering Hunter has some weird interaction going on with S11's ultimate where she pushes him out of reach and fails to hitMany such cases. She does this with shadow Jane too.
>>566758707
velina sex
>>566758684She did this to me when I tried to go for a Lucia mindscape as well.
>>566756708chisa cube will beat moni cube this time, mark my words
Agent most likely to kill someone they've never met just because Phaethon asked them to?
>>566758990sex
>self admitted to have no particular special skills or training>follows shungus into the miasma pit of certain death when she could have easily bailed anytime for good reason>fights the primordial nightmare alongside her without a fancy VH weapon, just grit and a greatsword>only shunguang gets the honors
>>566757974Anon-san, please understand:Cup =/= SizeVolume = 4/3 × π × A × B × CBy my calculations, Velina's tits should be about 800-850~ cm3 bigger in volume than Rina's, which means almost 2 poundsYou can have bigger volume with a wider chest while having a smaller cup
>>566758987Good luck, have fun.
bibi
>>566757559
/ZZZ/ bros what are our thoughts on Silver Palace? Will you be trying it? It's got ZZZ-esque gameplay and an (urban) victorian London setting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBo2thEZlzc
would cissia be more liked if she was always a loli as an agent?
>>566758679Asian women are objectively superior sorry Jessica maybe if you lost 60 lbs and weren't morbidly obese you'd be half the woman the average Chinese girl is.
>>566759129netanyahu
>>566758707She's so cute, I don't understand how people can act like she's gross, she's just an objectively pretty girl
>>566757697Cup size is Band Size SUBTRACTED from Bust Size, this is purely measuring bust size and not band length so it's a worthless measurement. Pulchra's look huge despite being on the low end of that chart because she has a wasp waist and tiny band length.
>>566759075She also slaughtered like 100 people from High Ambitions and her involvement is something KRAMPUS wouldn't want made public at all
>>566749438>>566757559>>566758258>>566758075
>>566759247that must be why white women win all the beauty contests :(
As a man who is told they can receive in game rewards for completing surveys, I then just click through the survey because I want the rewards. If devs are smart, they would have a flag for how long the survey takes on average, so someone who falls well below the time means they just wanted the goodies and thus that survey can be reasonably ignored.Women are MUCH more likely to sit there and hmm and huhhhh about things, but the only real way to get truly honest feedback is in a dual survey where people are asked to answer questions by themselves and then are polled in a group setting. The first part is to establish baseline bias, the second is to establish who is susceptible to group bias.The shy girl who wants more characters playable like Pompey may say so on her own, but in a group where everyone says they want more Hugo builds she may waffle, the solitary answer tends to hold more personal weight and true choice direction.
>>566759206To me all those games look the same. Only ZZZ has its own personality.
>>566759206I look forward to trying it.
>>566759247Objectively true>>566759384Cope trannoid
The boob scientists have arrived it seems
>>566759206Looks kinda gay and with no lewd / waifu pandering. Will probably skip like I did Arknights and NTE
Your date for the night!Questions??
>>566748573god I love big tits.
>play s billy in the story>feels like shit>check s billys gameplay in the beta>looks like shitwhat did hoyo mean by this
>>566759669He had a functional moveset and then I guess some anonymous chinese person had a melty about it so they completely tore his kit apart and recycled animations into other moves that dont flow or work well together at all so hes just shit now
>>566759274Then go on. Make the "true" breasts chart, if you're so great.
>>566759242This game has maleMC and also pullable men. I'm not gay so I wont be playing this.
>>566750303slop made by and from women and normies.
>>566759669Uncle Nigger here, Hoyo insider. S Billy is the great filter. The test for your account. Those who pass the test will not be flagged as metafags and will not get the [lose_all_50/50s] debuff applied to their accounts. You've been warned.
>Was excited for Remi>She's anomalyslopYIKESSS
shit, i floppedPLEASE dont tell /zzz/, PLEASE
____ is here
>>566759862>>566759097Nigga I told you how, just grab the models in the model viewer and calculate a rough sphere of the size of the tit, height, width and length, then with that you calculate the volume.
>>566760130Seed...
FUAAARK My heroes look so cool
>>566759959Seed has always been 4chan-coded
>>566748573God imagine entering your room at night and seeing this. Totally worth all of those puddings.
>>566759862the true breast chart would use the actual formula for cup size, so you'd need to measure the character's band length which is hard since most of them are wearing clothes so it's hard to see exactly where the underbust starts. For characters like Nicole, Pulchra, and Burnice who are wearing tight crop-tops it'd be easier to estimate, but somebody like Yanagi or Evelyn you'd be guessing since they have a shirt on
kicking sunna out to the hallway during a chool shooting and locking the door
>>566760003but s billy is strong...he just feels bad to play>>566759840>flowi mean it doesnt even look like you 'play' billy much... its like you press ex and the animation is so long that you just end up having to swap to something else
>>566754515cmon now, there are some posters you can recognize
So if you guys are telling me normies, homos and trannies all like SoC, Cunning Hares and Spook Shack. What do /we/ like then?
>>566760130Angels of Delusion...
Slowly peeling away layers of Sunna's skin with a potato peeler and then peeing on the wounds.
>>566760374name 5
>>566760003so if i pull him will i finally stop loosing 50s?
>>566760457fufu POV
>>566760435SoC, Cunning Hares, and Spook Shack
>>566759669First beta where he was fighting using his bike looked more interesting but retards seethed about it
>>5667604354chan Summit
why does russia like ZZZ so much?the EDM music?
Billy feels really good to play, the story team was just retarded
>>566755340How old is Aria and why is she so dumb and airheaded considering she should be several decades old and is a robot. Aria should be interested in more profound things not fooling around with random kids
>>566760541Yes. Such is the power of Silly Billy
Save for Norma.
>>566760457
>>566760457Sweet jesus...
>>566760457The POV of my throbbing three inch WEENUS
>>566759616>Looks kinda gay and with no lewd
>>566760710i was already pulling his m1w1 but now im even more excited to do so
im about to skip promeia, convince me not to
>>566760707She was just a robot that followed orders about mass massacring and shit, wouldn't really say that she was sentient until a few years ago.
>>566760880AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566760457SNIIIIIIFFF
>>566759242No, because then you'd have to argue why the game isn't 100% lolis. I've noticed these gacha games have been doing this trope often recently though. They give you flashbacks to capture the moe instinct then go full lust. At the same time if they did the opposite and made every girl pure lust then you wouldn't feel moe in the first place.As opposed to lolis like here in ZZZ where it's a mix of neoteny and some secondary development that's enough to get a mixture of both moe and lust.
>>566760457please.......brap for me...
>>566760890>convince me not to
>>566760435All of them
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6936903/17786163333580200762.webm
>>566760745Fufu looks good!
>>566761043rerun when? i kinda want M1
>>566760890you'll have to wait for a better partner for velina. that's about it
some times people need to realize not all asian religious sects are... strict.
>>566760824Anon there’s no need to convince me to not play the game, I already said I am skipping
>>566760745this one animation ruined the whole image of Fufu for me
>>566760707Getting cut off from the Terminator hivemind revealed her true personality is akin to that of a teenaged girl
>>566760890>convince me not toNo. Remielle is anomaly and will do five times as much damage. Skip SHITmeia.
>win lucia on the first pity>Win her wengine on first pity>Lose the 50/50 after 70 pulls on lucia banners>Win her mindscape on the next 20 pull anywayOnly shitty thing about it is that i got a lycaon mindscape
>>566760653ask 2ch
>"Junior, you're awake! Hm? 'Hollow Championship'? 'S Billy'? 'Return to Blazewood'? You're not making sense junior! Now get to your feet and grab some Char Siu, the exaltists are up to something again in Lemnian and it's up to Suibian Temple to stop them! I hope you're ready to pop some miasmatic shields!"
Which agent lowkey has an extreme drug addiction behind your back?
OSMANTHUSCAKES
>>566761432NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>566760824Oooo that's kinda nice. I might be interested...is this from Silver Palace?
Admit it.You like Yixuan!
>>566761432
>>566761392fu toes
>>566760175Breasts arent really spheres so if you are trying to be truly autistic about this you are going to need to figure out the breast formula and then bust out your calc III
>>566761221they delayed not putting her disc in the beta so people 'waste' pulls on promeia im certain of it
I would never have sex with Yixuan, not even if she asked me nicely.
>>566761178I feel this does more damage to Shifu lol
Spot the difference. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=zenless_zone_zero&z=2https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=honkai%3A_star_rail+&z=5
>>566761432You're lucky you're cute, Fufu
>>566758494Maybe. I picked Soldier because i thought I was gonna be using Yidhari, my only ice character, on the new guy but maybe Aria with Zhao and Lycaon will do there
>>566761748What the HECK did she eat
Aria...
>>566761432>BAD! END!
>>566761432Vgh... THE GOOD TIMES....
>>566761996you don't want to know...
>>566761996
>ZZZ took genshin's style (roscaelifer)>HSR took ZZZ's style (planarcadia)>Genshin took HSR's style (snezh\nod-krai)What the fuck are they doing?
>>566761432SENIOR FUFU!! Oh thank God I had a nightmare! I dreamt that I'm about to go on a long journey away from Waifei... away from.. you!
>>566761221The meta team is gonna be triple anomaly with Velina+Promeia+Remielle
>>566761432I swear, if I see some mofo got nostalgic about Season 2 in the next few months
>>566761432B-but... what happened to my sneko....
>>566762156Asset flipping on their own internal teams
>>566762156>ZZZ took genshin's style (roscaelifer)Which Genshin region is not-London?
>>566761221we will probably get a lot of rolls in remielle patch
>>566761595>you like [fan favourite]No shit
>>566760745>no tailthats not fufu
>>566762243Fontaine
imagine wise hanging out with fufu and she just lets out the biggest nastiest shifu fart burp
>>566762260not enough to m2w1 her.
As someone who is reading the Three Musketeers, I am now craving a faction that is about a bunch of elite soldiers that are bros.
>>566758056Holy FUCK
Yep this looks straight out of genshin
I think Cissia is only good for sex
https://x.com/sinasinapotato/status/2054120400553234597
>>566761717unless I can trace the full circumference with my tongue, an approximation is all I'm doing, it gives you an even playing field anyways since every woman in ZZZ has anti-grav tits
>>566762389>bunch of elite soldiers that are bros.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Your OBOL SQUAD?????
It's time to fuck Bibi and Bibi posters
>>566759959>made by and from women and normiesClearly
>>566762229I mean 2.0 and 2.1 are the patches I enjoyed the most aside from launch by far so I probably will
Do you guys think there's vibration motor inside Aria so when she sits on your lap she can vibrate pleasantly?
>>566762513they need to buff A-anby it's criminal how great her design is yet she's been left in the dust gameplay wise
>>566762002Woah! Imagine trying to figure out which one is which
>>566762442the environment fits with zzz's artstyle so what the fuck happened with the character designs
good afternoon /zzz/!
Sunbringer's unique mechanic will be the ability to replace all other deployed agents with bangboos, so you'll have her and four bangboos all on field at the same time
>>566762002Is it weird if you fuck Aria while she's hologrammed as your sister?
putting a bunch of hot peppers in a blender and then pouring the concoction into Sunna's asshole.
>>566762894oh hi there sunna!
>>566762760Just get a magnet
>>566762698such is the fate of A ranks...
>>566748573I don't even play this game anymore, in fact I don't play any gacha games anymore. I stick around to exclusively look at art, post memes and talk about music of this game. I have 0 interest to "play". I'm only interested in the second hand creation content like I had with Genshin many years ago. I watch Youtube videos to get my quick recap on the current story. I might try it for a brief week once it's out on Steam but other than that I whole heartly think the game itself sucks. I can comfortably say I'm not mazed anymore and will be enjoying myself staying here in the foreseeable future to contribute to thread culture.
>>566762894*drives the bus straight to her house to drop her off*
Sunna womb pats
I hate women.I hate detached sleeves.I hate heterosexual sex.I hate Ye Shunguang.
>>566763202tanaka...
>>566763202We know, Tanaka69
>>566761590>Oooo that's kinda nice. I might be interested...is this from Silver Palace?Yes, every character has a unique finisher, unfortunately her boss fight version is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLzEsYbnD4
>>566763202I hate 2 of these things >:)
Making my older sister cosplay as Belle...
>>566762984Of course not
>>566762570Bros, not hoes. Beside, they would be in the direct command of the Layor, being Musketeers.
>detatched sleeves>garters>thigh gapWHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO THIS GAME'S DESIGNS???
fufu is iconic
>>566763202>I hate women.>I hate detached sleeves.>I hate heterosexual sex.>I hate Ye Shunguang.
>>566762760Aria is such an autist she'd need another 100 years to deceive you like that.
>>566762894*drives alongside your bus* WITNESS ME *jumps from my car into your bus and explodes my suicide vest*
>>566762748I didnt notice the guy doing these comics wasnt a native speaker before
>>566759206I think this shit is gonna fry my pc, i remember watching trailer and they fucking had framerate drops in it. Otherwise i'd try it.
>>566763421s1 detached sleeves have sovl while s2s are literally copy pasted garbage look at yidhari's and cissia they almost look identical
>>566763092>favorite character is low rarity>they're instantly power crept and kept irrelevant plot-wise shit sucksFlame Sakitama was also my favorite battlesuit gameplaywise in HI3 so maybe I'm just extra fucking unlucky
Femboy agent when?
You come face to face with these peaceful Thiren and Bangboo demonstrators here to protest for Thiren and Construct rights in New Eridu.What do?
>>566762984What if they had sex like that? Would that be considered selfcest?
>>566763738your sunna and corin?
>>566763605>they fucking had framerate drops in itits UE5
PULLED PromeiaSKIPPING SBilly (even though it hurts my soul)PULLING VelinaSKIPPING NormaPULLING RemielleUNDECIDED on SigridPULLING Sunbringer
>amnesia>doomsword>red and white form
>>566763757that guy in the back isnt a thiren...
>>566763686>>566763092life is pain
>>566758359Holy fuck anon this is amazing
>>566763304Yeah the playable version of her stomp move is definitely not as good but it's still hot
skipping billy is the soulful choice when you consider what they've done to his kit
>>566763861There's one very simple difference, Mei is actually interesting unlike Shunko.
>>566763968ehh
You guys weren't kidding, he really does shit his diaper every time he sees an image of Shunguang.
>>566763757I take the babe at the front home with me.
>>566763960which is what? billy doomposters are so funny cause he's not like banyue or hugo he's actually pretty damn strong like almost yixuan level
>>566763960its kina truewent through so many animation swaps
>>566760824>>566763304LOVE black panties so muchNu-Hoyo will never have this much sovl
>>566763421>>detatched sleeves>>garters>>thigh gap>WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO THIS GAME'S DESIGNS???It could always be worse
>>566764061
>>566763798They had a cute dicklet the whole time?? Why did no one tell me!
>Really like SBilly>But already have a rupture teamHelp...I dont really like Shungus
>>566764179thats not intrestingthats just gay
Hey~
>>566764096>which is whatcompletely reworked his original kit which included a complete separate bike mode and focus on dodging instead of parrying>he's not like banyue or hugocorrect, he doesn't feel unique like banyue or hugo
>>566764096>He's almost as strong as a unit from a year agoHOLY BASEDARONI
>>566763421I'll give you a brief history>Season 1: great unique, urban designs, with function over form aesthetics>sales slip a bit (from like #3 to #11 in the app store out of tens of thousands of apps)>OH SHIT OF FUCK BREAK OUT THE FRILLS AND GARTERS AND OVERDESIGN EVERYTHING>sales don't improve>but design philosophy doesn't get reverted
>>566763849SKIPPERINO PromeiaPULLERINO Billy (even though I have all ruptures and Shungus)PULLERINO Velina (for my Jane)PULLERINO NormaSKIPPERINO RemiellePULLERINO SigridPULLERINO Sunbringer
>all these COOL games coming out>meanwhile at Hoyoversewhat the FUCK are they cooking?
>>566764357removal of TV mode killed the games design philosophy
>>566763123>don't even play this game anymoreSad. You are missing out bwo.
>>566764083>>566764279Creepy eyes.
>>566764428I'm looking forward to it. Looks cute
>her only redeeming quality was blanco>it gets murdered during the storywhat were they thinking?
>>566763968We just got proMEIa too
>>566764428>>all these COOL games coming outlike?
>TV retards are still here posting almost 2 years after its removal
>>566763304>Actual pantsuOkay that looks pretty good. Just from the MC designs, I thought this would be a covered up pretentious censorslop like Black Beacon. I guess not. I will give it a shot on release.
>>566764545
>>566764316>>566764346no wonder people only shitpost and ritualpost here, trying to have a discussion about anything sucks cause everyone is acting in bad faith and you can so easily tell. the outposts are so much better cause at least its people who play the game
>>566764545Is there any Shungus fan outside of waifu shit?
tvCHADS run this place and don't you forget it
>>566764727i don't think you know his original kit if you say thathe got completely raped because the chinese cried about the bike being too prevalent
>>566764727I DO play the game, which is why I'm skipping SBilly because he has no place in the current climate.
>>566764762I hate Shungus outside of wanting to comb her hair and tail.
>>566764163I actually like that though
>>566763898Beibro...
>>566764727>the outposts are so much better We know Tanaka.
>>566764550When are we getting a character voiced by Miyuki Sawashio?
>>566764525
I want to creampie Ukinami Yuzuha
TVpederasts couldn't even run their beloved game mechanic they had to remove it from the game
>>566764923wrong guy faggot
>>5667647278/zzz/ always has good discussions tho
>>566765019Kama...
When are we getting a character voiced by Norio Wakamoto?
>can't cope with BUT THE SLEEVES AND GARTERS ARE HONKAI SHIT anymore>unironically argue that new bad old good insteadtanakacord isn't sending their best (or are they?)
how long do you last sexing Yidhari
>>566764762if she acted like an actual haughty chink cultivation novel heroine and kept her white haired self I would like her a lot but they pussied out and made her generic as fuck while ALSO not fully committing to being an actual romantic heroine with no kissing or actual romance/romantic development
How are we still fighting TV boogeymen in 2026?
>>566765020>TVpederasts I am a TVfag but that was so fucking funny for no reason
>>566765019Every hot blooded man says this.
Can you stop with the nigger behavior? You know what I'm refering to.
>>566761432We all know they will be back to shill Ye's brother...
Umm...
>be a newfag>have never pulled for anyone>had gathered about 15K polychromes and 30 tapes after playing about a month>aim for Promeia>failed my first 50/50 and got Koleda instead>33 searches left until the Promeia guarantee and I still don't have herNot a good first showing. If it turns out that I need to do all remaining 33 searches to actually get her, I think I might actually drop the game. It's kind of bullshit that my very first character banner I'm participating in is draining me this much. I guess I was a fool for expecting the game to quietly alter the RNG for a player's first-ever banner by making the target character guaranteed to appear within like 30-40 pulls as a way to entice the player to stick with the game. On the bright side, at least I got Soukaku, Lucy, Pulchra, Piper and Pan Yinhu.
shungus blanco was a rugpull
>>566765508Cop a feel while she's still warm
>>566765335honorary aryan ukinami yuzuha...
TV mode got me laid and I was able to get a high paying job because of it. They removed it to keep you down.
>>566764428This game better have bangboos. I'm probably not playing it regardless but come on that's basically Mem lol.
>>566765454Faggots WILL complain that they add THE Yingxing "Bosenmori" Blade to the game, and I WILL laugh at them.
>>566765521>On the bright side, at least I got Soukaku, Lucy, Pulchra, Piper and Pan Yinhu.I'm so sorry.
>>566764163Hooooooooly when is this bitch cumming out for NTE?I will give the game a try for her banner
>>566765521If you don't know your pity counter carries over to the next banner.It sucks but you will definitely not need 33 searches. After 18 searches the probability will slowly start increasing, so it's probably stopping at 80-85 rolls in total
>>566764870>>566765780Yet you guys spam we lost OUR urban identity.
>>566765521i was actually recently thinking about how i probably wouldnt stick with the game if i didnt win evelyn on my first 50/50
>>566765195What time frame? Seems like the kind of girl you spend all day with in bed to the point you're waking up in the middle of the night just to go again and she's into it.
>>566765603I believe it.
>>566764428>all these samey gachas flooding the market after our modern kino rail and urban zone zero's success>the cutesy market is left wide open you say?>don't mind if I do!
>>566765023nice second account
>>566765335based
>>566765921When I started on Day 1 I got Grace as my first standard S and lost first limited to her as well. Lost the next 50/50 too but still kept playing
what if belle was your sister
>>566765921I started playing like a week ago, if I didn't win the 50/50 and got hit with lycaon or something I would have instantly uninstalled
>>566765920But I don't, I'm a hopechad that plays every patch and is grateful to Hoyo for updating one of my favorite games regularly with high quality content every couple of weeks
>>566766198sex
>>566766054reminded me of this one
>>566766216But Lycaon is the best standard agent tho. Also you luckshittet on Promeia but I wouldn't keep on rolling on that banner. A new agent will be better for you than her M1
>>566766301>Magnusson>Greek
Hoyo, if you're gonna rip off designs:
>>566766301>Nangong>Japanese
>>566766301>Billy>Latin American
>>566766301>pulchra>latinshe's a fucking cheetah from the outer rim so she's either australian or an american outlaw
>>566766301>Lorenz, Billy and Pulchra come from my landYEHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FINALLY GOOD REPRESENTATION
>>566766357this is so weird but hot.. and uncanny but hot... kinda freaky but hot.....
>>566766301>Trigger>Slavic
>checks the Win Rankings>Shunguang is at the topShe won...
>>566766357you could probably kiss cissia while doing doggy style
>>566765881>so it's probably stopping at 80-85 rolls in totalI think you misunderstand. I'm already way past that. Got Koleda at 79 rolls and now I'm at 127.
>>566766301>Japanese >Miyabioops sorry meant to say her actual name Xīngjià n Yǎ
>>566766739So it resetted at 79 then retard bro, you are at 48 currently, 37 to go to guarantee
>>566766706I've seen that
>>566766426
>>566766946bibi
What nationality is Remielle?
>>566766739>If it turns out that I need to do all remaining 33 searches to actually get herAh no, I meant this. You will not need 33 searches but probably somewhere between 22-28 if you don't hit it before. Above that is also possible but very unlikely. Although sure, unfortunately some people will be that unlucky...
>>566766739once you fail the 50/50 once your next s-rank is guaranteed to be the banner character, you can probably get another 30 pulls before her banner ends just playing the game which will guarantee her
>>566767119not yours
>>566767109Bibi
>>566766946
>>566766301Anby isn't actually a Demara. She just borrowed the name from Nicole.
>>566767119She is from india
>>566767119Latina after I marry her and give her residency
>>566767119American
>>566767203Who says Demara is actually Nicole's name either? If she's an orphan it could just be borrowed from someone else
>>566767119eridan
Your date for the evening??Questions??
>>566767119French, she exudes their same pompous air
>>566767119Chrysos Heir
>>566767119Goddammit that face is so perfect...might be the prettiest gacha character I have ever seen...
>>566767165
>>566767119She dresses like a slut so probably brazilian
>>566767563ew
>>566767119god's chosen people, hence her enormous khazar milkers
>>566767652
>>566767563I never found Caesar attractive desu
>>566767563>Questions??Have you seen Lucy anywhere, Ceasar?
>>566767732Discount bibi
>>566767119Hmmm let's see>black and white; yin and yang>angel and demon, good and evil>void hunterhttps://youtu.be/DgNrvnY1mo0I don't know but you have to question why MHY is referencing biblical Jews.
>>566767718Okay so she can change her dress and wings black to whiteHow the fuck did she change her nails from red to blue
>>566767119Angels do not have a human nationality, as they are considered spiritual beings rather than earthly citizens, primarily originating from theological traditions rather than a specific country. The concept of angels is rooted in ancient Near Eastern traditions, including Mesopotamian, Persian, and Jewish beliefs, with the word itself derived from the Greek angelos (messenger).
>>566767563>Everyone being gay in the replies.Don't worry love, I'll give you a night like the ones in your shoujo mangas
>>566767732My beloved Cyrene wife~
>>566767563if she gives you a handjob with her left hand does it also count as a handjob from billy?
This gayme have any sluts?
>>566767652It's literally a triangle She could kill you with that chin
>>566767846She's right there behind her you fucking blind idiot.
>>566768007(You) are a complete whore sleeping with every agent and your sibling
>>566767119
>>566768007sup
>>566768007depends on the meaning
>>566768007Yes
>>566765195Before or after she's trained my prostate?
>>566768048I don't mind the chin. She is just sooo pretty...ZZZ has lots of amazing women but this one just might be the most beautiful~I am in love with the vibrant colours...
i'd love to get promeia, but unfortunately banyue rerun is soon
>>566767991>I'll give you a night like the ones in your shoujo mangasbut you can't rape the willing
pink hours
Name one ugly ZZZ character.I'll wait.
