vg_general_main_arc5_12_edition_newthread_previous >>566698271>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
I play for she
Chaika!
When did HD lose its sovl?
>>566783958Nobody remembers that granny, unc
>>566783759How the fuck is it STILL happening
>>566783958Chaika!
>>566784113When arrowhead decided they cared more about some stupid ass "grunt fantasy" instead of making the game fun
Ultimatum was a mistake
No lobbies.I weep.
>>566784113When it tried to go with 'realism'
uhhh bros?did they patch the sc cheat?
I played again after a long ass time; can't believe the game got worse after all this time.There's too much ragdoll and the bleedout damage is too fast and the guns feel like shit, among other things.
haha maxigun goes brrrrr
>>566783958Chaika as the second post!
>>566783958literally mwee
sage goes in all fields
>>566784567A game for everyone is a game for no one, chuddie. Sounds like this game isnt for you anymore.
>>566784770true sage
>>566784869That I agree. I will play another game.
lobby decidessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244829844443/76561198068408065
going to play rogue core
CGWbros, how we feeling?
>>566785089fvll
>>566785125holy cow
How do you make mindless masses fun?
>>566785440alcohol
de-escalator might be my favorite weapon
WHERE IS THE MO?also why are there almost no squidbros. not a single planet over 1k
>>566785440Add more mindless mass
>>566784284>>566784317They could at least fix the bugs and jank and then maybe the "realistic grunt fantasy" can be fun
>>566786016There's like 40k on rn
>>566783759I bought the ODST warbond and now I have them all except killzone which isn’t worth it I already got the plasma sniper and bizon somehow Superstore next
>>566786241i just checked and there was nobody there
>>566784284>>566784317Basically none of the stuff that's the way it is for "realism" is actually realistic so I'd like to say that I'm slightly offended with that. Helldivers could be more realistic (as much as it's possible with hard orbital drops being the core of the game) and yet more fun that it is, it's just Sw*des that are fucked in the head and are using wrong arguments to explain their retardation.
>>566785125Great so far. New biomes are cool even if they are seemingly just a mix and matching between the skybox, grass color, atmospheric effect, and environmental hazards. Bug front is nuts with Stalker patrols. Hivelords to a lesser extent, it's business per usual with the big wurms. Having no break from stalkers is a different kind of feeling. Bot front is awesome. The simple aspect of just throwing all possible armor spawns together instead of segregating them based on constellations is fantastic. Multiple subfaction units fighting together is cool too. Squids just opened up today and they're fucking nuts. Overseers are spawning in numbers similar to Orbtruder patrols, and the sheer volume of fire that dozens of Gatekeepers throw out is difficult to deal with in addition to the half dozen of Voracitors that are charging at the same time.
>join game>killed a leviathan with an eagle strafe that was right above me>it lands on and kills the host>kickedyabba dabba doo
>>566785125Its fucking annoying that I wanna play CGW with /hdg/ but these faggots are gatekeeping invites
>>566786564>download mod menu>switch up a few enemies, biome and the skyboxvoilacgwso difficult
>>566785125I'm not downloading that shit. I'm just glad they're openly mogging Arrowhead.
Downloading a patch for my robutt rn
reminder: you are playing a c.ucked version of the game
the fact that people think theyre not going to clamp down on it is hilarious
I completely missed the Oasis worlds. Fuck
>>566787745show me a single post from anyone saying thats the case
>>566787745If the thing doesn't implode after 2 weeks, Sony will definitely throw their lawyers at this shit.
>Piles of shit promises to do more QA and communication every other week>Turns out he lied (again)Fucking kek
>>566787776Now how'd you do thatWe had a lot of fun!
>>566788018AMA*
>>566787793
>>566788018>>Turns out he lied (again)To the surprise of no one.
fun fact with custom galactic war you could technically crack the game and no longer depend on the swigger bullshitso no matter how much oy vey shut it down they do, you can still play
>>566788171thats what i thought faggot
soul
>>566788264SKG can't come to fruition fast enough. If people don't start fighting back against the corporate Jewry we will own nothing.
>community complains endlessly about the game being too hard>devs constantly nerfing enemies, lowering enemy density>go on a stream and say they're never going to add difficulties and any challenging content they might add will be delegated to FOMO subfactions>first large scale project modders do is to make everything 10x harder and it's immensely popularerm what the shrimp
>>566786564I'm willing to post the launcher here if we got smart enough anons to crack the DRM that requires you to be in the discord server to even run it. I know some people have put their private discord servers on the whitelist so they don't even need to join the public server.
>>566788867>Reductive argument
>>566788867Swedes don't know the difference between hard and tedious. Or i believe they actually know the difference, they just wanna make the players miserable.The trannies making this mod aren't malevolent (yet)
>>566789086Swedes dont understand the simple fact. If you going to have a lot of enemies, it needs to feel good killing them. They tacked on so much shit onto their guns that killing them doesnt feel good. It feels like a chore.
Goondivers to cumpods, I repeat, Goondivers to cumpods
>Bot home territory is in the shape of a staraww thats cute :)
>>566788867>community complains endlessly about the game being too hardWho? Gamerdads?There are shit enemies like Fleshmobs that simply aren't well designed, but that doesn't make them inherently difficult, just shit. That aside Helldivers in general has long ago become a fucking snorefest even on highest difficulty that a semi-competent team breezes through an operation in under an hour, and that's if they clear the map 100%.
>>566789476Pre-paring cumpod f-for launch AaaAAOOOOUGHHHH.... HRRRGHHHAHAHAhhaha... HRGGGHHHHH
>>566789476cumpadre...
>>566787776don't worry dude oasis and meadows will show up on the other factions soon enough remember how fast lava worlds appeared on bugs and squids?
>>566789654of David?
>>566789819MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>566786773>so difficultyes niggas are hiding a decent bypass and the libertea one posted here before is a fucking trojan.
Why does arrowhead follow this to a T?
>>566790426you didn't do any of these back when the menu worked eithersounds like cope
Been trying out the sterilizer and I feel like everyones trolled meThis thing fucking SUCKS
>>566790918Everyone always said it was dogshit tho.
>>566790918???It was always ass?
>>566790848>https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/postmortem-arrowhead-game-studios-i-magicka-i-Just read the entire part of "What went wrong" of this interview from Pilestedt during their Magicka days. Everything still applies to Helldivers 2 and it make so much sense.
Really? This is where it dropped my mech off?
>>566791138>>566791012multiple of anons recently have suggested that after the buff its actually good
>>566791908show me a single post from anyone saying thats the case
>>566791347I bet you they act surprised when they need to water their grass regularly.>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO WATER IT AGAIN!? I DID THAT LAST WEEK!"
>>566785089GG
>>566791890Grunt Fantasy :)
>>566791890>hoverpackletmany such cases!
Now I await a new lobby...
>>566792024
>>566792321You listened to the one delusional anon, i'm sorry. Anything else is better than the Sterilizer.
>>566792041That's the worst part. They entirely do understand why you need to water grass but refuse it because that idea didn't come from them and it would hurt their ego to accept they made mistakes or didn't know something. I'm telling you, Swedes are unironically just White Indians at this point. Fucking Izzat farmers
>>566792321thats quite literally 1 guy running a retarded strategy that depends on dog killflation
megafactorychads...
>>566792321>pair it with a killdog and consistently kill mogis the same thing as>I built a bomb from a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamitegun dog and arc dog inflate your killcounts by counting credit for each kill up to 3
>democracy protects exists>literal magic chance of not dying>having a flag giving a moral boost is fucking impossible and you're a fucking chud for just THINKING it could be a thingAnd some people actually defend Arrowhead, too. Lmao.
Lobby doko?
>>566789654>actually makes cyberstan an impenetrable base of powerHOLY KINO
>>566792642>magicit's not magic, it's democracy, retard
huh
squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244837766897/76561198008364447
>>566792642I will NEVER get over the fact that OTF has a fuckin 8 minute cooldownI started playing just before SE and this was my first time experiencing the total anti kino that is a swede developerI just want to plant flags and spam hellpods dude can't have SHIT :/
>>566792956>sentry detects threat>kills threatGood sentry
>>566792956deserved
>>566792956BTFO sentryGODS stay winning
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244838561669/76561197995866779we drop once more into heze bay to repel more invasion fleetsHeze Bay D10all are welcome
>>566792483>Anything else is better than the Sterilizer.Speargun, Arc Thrower, and Spear are definitely worse. Possibly De-Escalator too but I haven't used it in a while to know.
>>566785440I like mindless masses, it's relaxing. It's how I unwind after a hard day of real factions. To answer your question, fixing bullshit like meatballs phasing through buildings would be a good start. But we all know that type of work will take a Swede at least two years if it's possible for them at all
>>566794393Alex Jones would never link the flame. He would know how its all Gwynns fault.
>>566790918Are you pairing it with the gun dog? You use sterilizer on bugs for crowd control. If they get on top of you you just shoot the floor and create a gas cloud on your feet that confuses all the enemies.
>>566792642Wow, leandiver art that isn't grotesque garbage. I like this.
>>5667942902/4
>>566792956>not going pronePlay the tutorial
>>5667942903/4
>>566794290still 3/4
>>566792956KEK get fucked
>>566794290ok full now!!!
>>566794935and?
>>566792642come to think of it that would synergy really well with the agro they added to it. it would allow you to setup more intense fights
>>566795639read carefully
How do I ask a leandiver out on a date?
>>566795903bee yourself
mindless masses are so fucking boring holy shit
>>566783759Remember, playing for fun is for losers, gamerdads, and browns, the point of this game is to flawlessly complete D10 every time
>>566795903aura farm
>>566796076illuminates in general are undercooked as fuck. just when they finally made enough units, they separate half of them from each other.
>he has to metaslave and optimize everything instead of being naturally good at the game and killing everything by second nature
>>566796076>mindless masses>send less zombies at you than spore bugsWhats the fucking point
>he can't solo a d10>muh co-op gaymThat's because you are bad at the game.
solo sounds boring
>>566797818it is, it's a lot of rundiving or relying on sentries. the funniest way to do it is to cheese waves with the FRVduo diving though is a lot of fun
>>566797169YeaI can solo D10A D10 blitz that is!
>Pissile doesn't one shot harvesters.>Doesn't one shot flesh mobs.Well there goes the only reasons I could think of to bring it. What fucking enemy is this meant for? I can't think of any loadouts that make me think "gee I need a 3 shot slow as shit projectile that can't kill anything".
>>566798123aim for joint on harvester
>>566798472The projectile is so slow I would rather use anything else for that.
I have developed a highly effective psyop method in order to wrangle the retards into extract quicker. All you need to do is say last one in is a bot/bug/squid lover. If this fails you can try last one in is a bug diver while on the bot front as this is an even graver insult. Thus far I have had a high level of success using this in quickplay.Please feel free to use it and report back effectiveness for further review.
and the winner for most boring faction goes to....THE ILLUMINATE!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
im going to run the hellbomb backpack again
>CGW shuts out console players>game can handle sporeburst tier spawns for every factionsGod I hate consoleniggers
>>566798623there is an insane amount of roleplaying dweebs in this game i run into more of them playing helldivers in a week than i have playing mmo's in my entire life
>CGW won't let me in bc i mentioned using mod menus before in my gooncord application>DESPITE THE FACT IT'S NOT IN THEIR SERVER RULES WHEN YOU JOINAIIIIEEEEI hate gooncordI hate gooncord
>>566800017why would you mention that? genuinely
>>566800017they must've gotten slammed with requests. I literally put in my app that I would give them money (I will), no dice.
>tfw didnt even have to applyearly bird gets the worm
>>566800061BECAUSE I THOUGH NIGGAS WHO MOD THE GAME WOULD BE OK WITH SOMEONE USING MODS IN THE GAMEI'M A FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW
>>566800017you were denied?
>>566800258bro you were spoonfed the most retardproof mod menu anyone has ever seen and you thought it'd be impressive to a bunch of scriptkiddies larping in discordyou might actually be the single most retarded guy in /hdg/
cant believe AH hasnt given us 3 way battles yet
>>566800402don't be such a cunt
>>566800584you deserve to be ridiculed thoughbetter luck next timetop kek
>>566800698
>>566800258brain fart
>>566799996
>>566801320yes being bad at the game using bad weapons poorly and spending 15 minutes at one basic POI isnt fun regardless of their little half ERP roleplay going on in chat a 4 player horder shooter coop game is not the place to be tavern roleplaying
>>566801565https://youtu.be/jrhhjA_v9Fw?si=rfQ7PFynX2T4TZjX
>>566798710But think of their potential!
>>566802547I've been collecting these since last week as proof bile titans intentionally fly into you after death.
>>566802648what about all the times they don't?
>>566802717Theres enough evidence to prove that its not an isolated case. Theres clearly a pattern. To write them off as coincidences would be disingenuous to whats happening on screen
>>566802547>He relaxed
>>566802648This ones my favorite Charger homing missile
>>566802819do you have any that are from the hosts PoV or solo?
>>566802948Thats an impaler. Saved as a bonus nonetheless
>>566802948Just a sexually aggressive impaler, the code is working as it should.
>>566803084I dont, no. But as someone who hosts all the time I can confirm that it happens to hosts as well. Even the Spore titans corpse randomly spazzing out on death and flying into you.
>>566786361Sangheili gym mommies...
>>566802948>*loud brapping with gmod collision sound effects*
Its 100% code that was written to nudge corpses towards players to result in more whacky deaths like being crushedbut their slop code has been getting progressively buggier and buggier with each update to the point now that the ragdolls just zoom ahead at 100mph to people and it looks fucking retarded
>>566802948weird how it continues past the player after they move out of the way instead of readjusting to keep homing in on themalmost like.. this was a coincidence
>>566803442say the "anon who hates everything" line too
>>566798123>What fucking enemy is this meant for?Deletes bunker turrets and gunships.
>kill a BT who's on top of extract with an EAT>corpse has seemingly settled>got to get my real support weapon 5 feet away from it>corpse """twitch""" sends a leg sprawling out that does 10 gorillion damage the second it connects with me
>>566798123pissile is god tier on botsone shots gunships with lock on, and one shots hulks and striders with manual aim
>>566803680Also deals with bratty turrets really well.
>>566803680They actually made a really worthy middle-ground between the ultimatum and GP. I suspect a 3rd party at play.
So did any anons have their izzat harvested by malware or was all of that hysteria for the tech illiterate redditors that were lurking here for free hax
primary rocket launcher when?
>>566803898its just hysteria
>>566784113>When did HD lose its sovl?The day someone contacted Pilestdt to talk to the UN about "psychological defense against manipulation." He got invited to an institution he was satirizing to talk about the subject matter of the satire, and I am 99% certain he shit his pants and took a sabbatical in response. There was no way for him to explain the point without pissing off a wannabe global government.
>>566803934the dominator
>>566803898dont worry dude their clot shot will kick in in two weeks
>>566794383>De-EscalatorIs one of the best guns in the game and I won't pretend otherwise.
>>566784113For me it was when SE went to shitHamfisting their stockholm holdout and then the storyline just totally petering out at the end was so patheticThe fact we didn't even get a voting gag was just so lazyLike they're just allergic to actually telling any kind of story with this game and it's setting that isn't a lore dump text message
>>566794383throwing the entire rod into the water
>>566804751>The fact we didn't even get a voting gag was just so lazyArrowhead Catch-22'd themselves. If Super Earth actually held an election that players could engage in then that implies to some degree they are democratic. We both know who would have won even if they gave players a real choice and didn't rig it as a gag.
erm....there WAS an epic vote gag, dummies
Satire so bad it killed /hdg/...
>>566805032>could've had a funny little voting booth in-game on the super detroyer>everything instead is decided through a fucking discord serverfucking
>>566802948Impaler corpses have been bugged out for at least 2 months now. They never settle and become terrain or despawn.More broken jank bullshit that Arrowhead probably doesn't even know about.
>>566805830think about how itd take a UI designer like, 20 minutes to come up with thatthats WAY too much work for a swede
>>566805830A discord server they policed as if it were a Soviet labor camp at that. The lore channel had a bot on a 10 minute timer announcing that any and all references to real life or politics is against the unwritten rules and will result in punishment.
TWO YEARS and you still can't use the little tablet that's on every helldiver
>>566805989Give them a break, the EU truth enforcers would bust down their doors and fine everyone if they were found guilty of harboring wrongthink
>>566805875probably invisible tentacle hitboxes still physics'ing under ground
>>566806084I will not, because they also retroactively banned people for politics-related comments made months before that rule was put into effect. They're just an manifestation of the speech and thought control systems that they satirize, which makes them hypocrites at best.
>>566798623Any red strat or hellbop arming works
>>566806056*coughs when blizzard starts*while also inside a tank
>>566805830>No in-game booth to vote>No funny little stratagem to select the candidate>No quips about the managed AI assigning your voteThe current team is simply not ensouled.
>>566806490Absolutely correct. I should be able to post boydivers in the fan art channel.
>>566803442>>566803514The "joke" stops being funny when you tell it 100 times and when you find out the "joke" comes from a place of malice.
>>566806056>the crampons on the polar patriots armor still don't give you more traction when walking on ice>drone master armor still classified as medium>winter warrior armor still has servo assisted instead of fortified>becon still teste like epplesNot only are the svens lazy, they're also silly billies
why the fuck can't you pause when solodiving and why the FUCK can't i find the super samples, I don't think i'm cut out for anything above d6
>>566808223>playing a coop game solostop being retarded
>>566808223good thing super samples spawn on D6, then
>>566807553>the crampons on the polar patriots armor still don't give you more traction when walking on ice+ make it so that walking through thick snow doesn't slow you down,This annoys me so much.... it would be such an amazing little detail, a kino moment to use winter armor on a winter worldalas, the swedish devs are just sovless husks of humans....
>>566808223You must look for the cock rock.
>>566808223play D6 mindless masses and you will never die and collect all the shit.your welcome.
how likely is their a code implemented by swedes for certain corpses to home in on the diver that killed it?could it be proven? can they be that malicious?
Playing solo and being proud of it is like jerking yourself off during an orgy. I think you lost the plot somewhere.
>>566808223The super rock can only be seen by those who believeAlso solo is harder because all the enemies focus on you instead of their AI brains being spread outSend an SOS
>>566808445it just homes towards the nearest entity affiliated by player, like hellpods, vehicles or sentriesand obviously playersthere's no killer bias - it was obvious back when gunships were way more aggresives with having the wrecks fall on helldiversthey'd just fall on the nearest applicable motherfucker
>>566808445>could it be proven?Maybe. If leak trannies and CE trannies cared more about that stuff instead of farming izzat. It was already proven that the DSS is coded to target players.>can they be that malicious?Yes. Forcing a death falls into their "le grunt fantasy" where they think randomly dying is the most hilarious thing on the planet.
Fire users dont even apologize for lighting you up anymore they just look at you like this
>>566808445where is that webm of anon wearing abdoslop and bile titan's dead body aggressively tracking their location 100 meters away and moving the leg exactly where they are even after crouching and killing them?was posted a few days ago.
>>566807553>>566808273bacon flavored apple
shitty excuse to post tr*nime slop
>>566808954bacon flavor this apple>*unzips dick*
>>566807268>The current team is simply not ensouled.The current netcode is simply too Swedish.
>>566808772just dive???
>Helldivers 2 was based on the idea of tricking people into buying a milisim thinking it was a horde shooterErrmmm that sounds like bacon flavored apples.
I still don't get the hype behind oxygenator armors... yeah you can run a bit faster but none of them provide a speed boost that lets you dodge enemy attacks (especially) bugs in a meaningful way and your ability to run just promotes rundiving gameplay.I guess it is cool in niche use cases where one guy purposefully splinters off away from host to do some objectives, but then again this promotes solodiving.
>>566784130No QA lead. Like they had below average QA before but it was, you know, something
>>566784130they literally admitted that they do not have a QA person/department and all quality assurance is just "vibed" out through "collaborative team effort" aka someone sees a bug and then it kepts getting forwarded from person to person until it gets lost.
I would like bacon flavored apples but I wouldn't want apple flavored bacon
these guys are bigger faggots than I thought
>>566809837you didn't have "LQBTQIAMAP++ ally <3" in your bio you fucking fascist
Anon 4 posts below me owes me sex
>>566809837my application got rejected too and all I said was "Havoc invited me", fucking discord trannies I hope swiggers C&D'ed their asses
>>566809536reminder that they STILL haven't done a D10 stream
>base game: Sweddish niggatry>modded game discord troonery
Hello, I hate swiggers and I need to see Sweden raped. I'd say pillaged, but they're worthless NIGGERS with nothing of value.
Who we funding boys!
>>566790848The swedes are arrogant as fuck. Arrogance doesn't even do it justice. They think that their shit is gold and that they can do no wrong. They constantly double down on shit takes until eventually the community is at the door with torches and pitchforks. Only then do they reluctantly relent. But as soon as the angry mob departs, the swede, certain of his superiority, plots ways to passive aggressively enact revenge and continue doubling down on their previous shit takes that they know must be right because they're swedish.
I wish the Wasp was actually an anti-tank weapon.
>>566810637for me, its the ministry of truthjust because it makes troons and redditors freak out
>make cool mod>gatekeep it inside your tranny discord cliquediscord was a fucking mistake, back in the days there would be forums for this shit
>"Damn, I wish arrowhead was more like Ubisoft"Is never something I'd thought I'd say>t. Forhonorfag
>>566810692I wish SPEAR would actually guarantee bile titan or harvester kills....
>>566803620>throw some arc grenades into a pile of mechasquids>the get zapped to death>one mech corpse hurtles towards me at mach 10>barely dodge out of the way>that was clos--->the corpse had caught one of the arc grenades and tossed it back at me>*ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>566810637Unity just so they can finally replace these shitass terminals.
>>566810637We funding that Ministry of Transitioning, of course!
>>566808223Just join our D10s and mention that need samples. Most of us will at least make an attempt to pick them up if you say that.>but I'm shitnobody cares. Just don't actively be a teamkill hazard with shit like eagle cluster strike/380 barrage/mismanaged arc dogs.
>>566810692I just wish that it had more ammo.
>>566810740>the ministry of truth>make troons and redditors freak outleast retarded truth niggayou ARE the reddit dummy
>>566810692What do you even use the wasp against?Like, unironically, what is it made for?
>>566810740>Letting trannies and redditors dictate how he lives his lifeYou lost.
>>566811343>>566811274>heh, kinda funny when these guys get mad>THIS IS LITERALLY RUNNING YOUR WHOLE LIFEyeesh, tranny alert!
why is everyone such a massive expert on trannies here?really makes you think...
>>566811593Tranny culture
>>566811509You just said you're doing something simply because it makes a specific group reactThey own you, nigga
>>566811593You're not suppose to point that out nor how much indian culture they know of
>>566811647wow youre still upset!
I love Helldivers 2!
>>566811674>instant replyThis nigga is living in modern slavery.
I hate Helldivers 2!
I fuck leandivers too!
>>566811593Ever heard about a anti gay pastor is found having gay porn and engaging in sexual acts with little boys? Same thing here.
>>566811729damn such a simple post really set you offanother truthdiver W
I fuck emIt rulesAnd trans niggas actually contribute to their hobbiesI'm gay and so is like half of this faggy ass website
>>566811593
I play the game and have fun
>>566811851>Hmm this guy hates cockroaches...he must secretly want to fuck them
>>566811873>Delayed reply to come up with cope>damn such a simple post really set you offSee: >>566811897>>566811954Yes, thats what projection is.
>>566811954Have you seen the unironic bugfuckers here
lobby doko
izzat doko
>>566812048lobby for what?This is a /lgbt/ thread???
>>566811954>false equivalence fallacyhow about you stop obsessing over a group of people that made up less than 1% of the US population while the actual elites is fucking you over everyday?
Jesus fucking christ does the thread always take this big of a nosedive at this hourThank god I usually go to bed early
>>566812237I am a eurocuckI am forced to read this thread to fight boredom during my work hours
Life is too short to be angry all the time
>>566811301Overseers mostly and to it’s miniscule credit it performs that job rather well even if it does so as an ammo hog.
>life>shortoh no no no mankeks not like this
>>566812473bad night for troondivers
>>566812284Tfw graveyard americuck wagie
>>566811954Correct.
>>566812409TrveThis game and this general make me feel more contempt than joy nowAnd I need to find better outlets for these feels
>>566811343>>566811647>You just said you're doing something simply because it makes a specific group reactWhereas you are doing that very thing with your posts. Total lack of self-awareness.
>>566812525Security?
>took this long to come up with copeyeah, im thinking you lost
>>566812560I usually just go to youtube and watch a long ass documentary about some old obscure video game or go to the local bar to have a drink and watch people living their day.
>>566809837why do they keep rejecting people when every time i open the client there's like 10 players in each faction
>>took this long to come up with cope>yeah, im thinking you lost
>>566812630I work at a store in the middle of nowhere by a tourist trapI get paid to do nothing!But today I get to play with the pressure washer!!!
>>566812727Beats me, those fuckers are bizarreThe only thing I can think of is that they got spooked by their server getting plastered everywhere and are hoping for the heat to die down before Sony takes noticeI got in before they flipped out so I can play but its pretty pointless if I'm just stuck solo diving or playing with some discord trannies, its not the same without /hdg/
>>566812852>But today I get to play with the pressure washer!!!i own onethey coolhave fun
Rather than attempting self-awareness the creature doubles down on its rhetoric. This is how you know it is irredeemable.
>>566812727ATP i'm legit waiting for the mod staff to implode due to the pressure and it goes publicOr until they nut up and paywall it
>>566812908Im using it to clean my car tooTheyll never know
>>566803898People who never pirated a game freaking out about le scary AV detections
>>566809837>>566810116>>566810017Serves you right for not joining as soon as it got posted hereOnly redditors get stuck at the door
>>566813051It's still gonna be soaking wet by the time they check on you huhThey probably don't GAF since you have so much autonomy anyways lel
>>566811923
>>566813090theres an anon in here who works in IT that thought deleting the mod manager removes mods modern anons are fucking retarded and insanely tech illiterate
>>566812891This was one of the two main issues I saw with the whole idea of a custom server. If there are fuck all players it either takes away your choice of what planet/faction you can dive on or forces you to be solo. It also kinda spits in the face of the idea of a galactic effort when one player can have enough squad impact to take an entire planet by himself. Makes it feel like you're just shouting into the void or playing single player games instead of actually participating in a server/community.The other problem is that it's going to be run by discord trannies with their own biases, cliques, and cringe story to railroad the experience. You'll just be trading one joel for another.
>>566813495Yeah unfortunately Discord trannies have that specific kind of autism that makes them hone in on this stuff but also make it assand everyone heres autism is too fleeting to bother doing something similar but less gayMaybe Sony-san will finally break Pilestedt's kneecaps given the failure of Marathon, but I won't hold out hope. It's a shame because I just came from a stint with Foxhole which is also being fucked by its retarded devs
>>566813118Been here 4 years yeah they dont check on me at all anymoreAs long as the place isnt on fire I do hear a lot of coyotes around me but theyre pushovers
>>566813678do they let you carry a piece ever been robbed
>>566783759tfw just picked up a hundo super credits
>>566813738hitler = blessed?????
>>566813738how many reichsmarks is that
>>566813738sex with smug catgirls
>>566813668https://files.catbox.moe/03qfo9.mp4Someday...
>>566784426it never worked on defense missions, retard.
LOBBY DOKO
>>566784426this happens when you spawn in a mission without a single SC pickup
>>566813715We have a .22 rifle thats pretty much for show and a heavy canoe paddle I throw like a spear for funNah never robbed maybe just petty snack theftI see the same 40 people every night its niceFree sodas all night too yippeeWhat do you do?
>Retarded swede as GMOr>Power-tripping discord trannies
>>566814071>What do you do?i shitpost
>>566814123discord tranny is not aware of the concept of izzat and might actually have the humanity to apologize and accept defeat when they fuck something up.
>>566814238>anon is delusional enough to thinking that there's no "saving face" and "ego" beyond the indian corrupted idea of itget off the interwebz sometime
>>566814270I dated trannies before and they actually wanted to please me very much.I have yet to see anyone at AH actually please a single player with their izzat shenanigans
why is that guy so obsessed with proclaiming that he fucks trannies over and over again
>>566814164badass
Can you retarded chuds stop obsessing over discord trannies?
>>566814123>current GM is shit but ignorable>custom server has the potential to be worse but also to be betterFlip the coin again or continue to suffer?
should i get the new warbond? the new flamer mech was pretty fun when i tried a teammates . people keep saying the bullet storm is fun too. how is the missile pistol?
Discord tranny and me having fun on our 50 hivelord vs 50 Vox planet(We have belt fed ultimatums)
>swedes are so fucking incompetent that /hdg/ has turned to trannies for salvationGrim
>>566814582>Juan Piss>transNo lies detected
>>566814426The only thing more mentally ill than trannies is chasers
Do trans people exist in helldivers 2 lore?
>>566814805Exclusive to cyborgs
>>566814446you and I, anonour jobs might not be newsworthy but they're very much indispensable
>>566814805Yes, theyre called Cyborgs
>tfw wanted to give a genuine chance at dating a tranny irl cuz I thought that /pol/ was just overreacting and being transphobic for no reason>get called a chaserYou know what, /pol/ was right, I wish death and permanent depression on all trannies.
>wanted to date a mentally ill manson, you're gaykneesocks and elbow gloves don't unmake a man
>>566814551>how is the missile pistol?EhIt's like a bastard between the Grenade Pistol and Ultimatum.Notably shittier at utility than the GP, notably worse at heavies than the Ultimatum, but kinda does both roles. Much better at light heavies than proper heavies. Heavy keyboard bias because you will be switching between firing modes often.Maybe, it's kinda like the Senator, back when the game first came out. I'm shitting on it a bit, but it's not like it's bad or anything. If the Ultimatum didn't exist, it would be amazing and a likely candidate for best in slot. It just really struggles to perform over the GP and Ulti
>>566815059One word: Gunships
>>566814805The armory is a magic voice and genital manipulation machine SE probably recruits trans just to appeal to them for "le freedom" and just sends them to war immediately
>>566815059>switching between firing modes oftenIt has multiple fire modes? Anyway I always figured it was a pocket commando. It doesn't seem to hit things hard enough to kill in one shot just like the commando.
Locking cgw behind trooncord Fucking NiggersNo reddit trannies wont save youQhen I saw hate speech rules in application I knew it was over.
>>566815147one word: loyalist
>>566813436Altlugh my Internet has been noticably sluggish recently, so maybe my izzat is being farmed in the background nowBut its probably just the web being more and more shit
>>566815173>No hate guys I swear!>All their glazers on steam forum and reddit openly uses 4chan lingo
>>566815169>It has multiple fire modes?Locked, and unlocked.Locked makes it like the Spear. It'll auto track what you target, but can't be fired without a lock, and can't be aimed.Unlocked, you shoot when you want, and can aim for specific weak points. If you're forced into one or the other it feels even worse, so you really do need access to a quick swap off that.
>>566810740You now get rewarded for killing civvies (they was judged guilty of being traitors)>>566810915You now have a 75% chance to instant finish any terminal >>566811037You get a portable hellbomb strapped on to you at all time. It can't be removed
Im not immune to funny diver fails with greenscreened characters running around
>>566815059thanks!
>>566815382Does it have any drop when it's in unlocked mode?
>>566815610no
>>566815367As if using 4chan lingo has any meaning anymore kek, this is the same as teenage white girls using nigger lingo
>>566814805No, all feminine boys are given g-strings and half the usual armor instead of thighsocks and estrogen. Helldivers 2 is actually a milsim pederast fantasy.
>>566815367Brother 4chan is the cultural upstream that created these people"A game of pretend" came from /b/, pedobear came from /b/, Moot wished to be the little girl
>>566815813So you follow that same artist that does twink divers with full kits?
i'm gonna get a mod to play as seaf-chan
>>566816151we'll plap?
>>566816151the only good one replaces the dogshit gunslinger armorhave fun
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244856304281/76561199108851031d10 wahtevs
>>566816219full
Normalniggers talking drives me insane
>>566816151>wants to play as an even more disposable cannon fodder than helldivers themselveswhy are trannies like this?
>>566810637Sample sink, except it's by a per-mission basis.Truth>LIDAR stations are always marked at the start of a mission. Enemies are constantly marked within the minimap range.Defense>Gain access to a random red stratagem for the mission (displayed during loadout screen).Science>Gain access to a random green stratagem for the mission (displayed during loadout screen).Humanity>A random booster is enabled by default.Expansion>Gain a free, single-use vehicle for the mission (random). Vehicle/sentry health increased by 30%.Prosperity>Gain a care-package hellpod that contains a random support weapon/backpack at the start of the mission. Call-in times for support weapons/backpacks reduced by 50%.Unity>Gain access to the SEAF drop stratagem. SEAF will be present on the map for the current mission.
>>566816196The one in seaf specialists is higher quality, but doesn't have the nude version.
>>566816723naked vagoogoo so yummy ahhhhhhh sex SEX SEX
>>566816723MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
I will never understand coomers, you're playing as a soldier, what's the tactical advantage of having your pussy out in the open? I'm down for having hot characters in video games but this is very immersion breaking
>no bush
>>566816989ablative armor but for humans
>>566816723this shit is just so unappetizingI'm all for tasteful coomshit but this guy's whole shtick is just >haha what if le vagina out in the openand for some reason most of his mods just straight up force it for the lean body while having brawny covered up (while retaining the female body type anyway)has to be mental illness
As a coomer I dont want straight up nudityGimme spats or a lewd miniskirt
>>566816723where is that from?
>>566817556https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9561
>>566817640anon I don't think that's the right mod...
>>566816989Unironically abdoslop mods (non-naked versions) are least immersion breaking as they use mostly original armor textures and it is quite believable that a big muscly thick tall woman would be a strong helldiver.If only there was a version with reduced size tits, these loli coomers would have no reason to hate abdo.
>>566817794>sanctioned goodsthey still look retarded and you're very much delusional
>>566816998>Super Earth forces all its soldiers to shaveI knew we were the bad guys
>>566817640ignoring the obvious "trans" ragebait attempt, that is some of the weakest voice acting I ever heard.You get more enthusiastic randoms in pub games even.
>>566817794>Unironically abdoslop mods (non-naked versions) are least immersion breakingLeast deluded coomer.
>>566817842>sanctioned goods>massive tits>small assnot only ugly, but also literally peak tranny fantasy.Please do not assign or compare us abdoslop coomers to those "people"
>>566818019you're being ironic, right?you're playing with a textbook example of trannycore bimbo piece of garbage mod you've got less of an authority on this than an indian
>>566817794what are these "loli coomers" you're talking about?I've never seen any loli stuff in this gen.
>>566816196there are worse armors to be stuck with so that'll dothanks anon
>>566818338There's a delulu uppity faggot shilling abdoslop every other thread who defaults into calling anons either low T or loli coomers if you call him out on his dogshit tastePretty funny stuff
>>566818356>picWhat's the joke here?Why wouldn't he know he's a helldiver? Why would that confuse him to be called helldiver?Is the joke he has amnesia?Or is this just your typical gook non-humor?
>>566817394This, the immagination needs room to goon.
>>566818576Its from the Chainsaw Man ending but it really doesnt track for helldivers
>>566817794BFA
>>566818692It kinda does, because he is diving into hell.
>>566819006Im not gunna spoil the CSM ending but why would a diver be surprised to be called a HelldiverUnless hes a super doofus
>>566819006No it doesn't.You're just giving it a pass because it's le reference to your stupid hentais.
>>566818803BFA for upper bodyabdoslop for lower bodyWhat will it take for this dream to happen?
>>566819050it's a really silly and stupid page so most of the memes are equally silly on purpose
>>566819142You're silly and stupid *rips your arm off*
>>566819310>SWEET LIBERTY MY AAAAAAARM>feels goooooood!Now what big boy?
>>566819456*eats your stims*:3
>>566819456*throws down 4 sentries*
>>566819134abdoslop is too much
>>566820073low testosterone
eternal bug death
>>566820121high melanin
Reply with your favorite helldiver waifu
>>566820657Helldiver voice 1
>blob prefers fighting mindless masses over appropriatorsif you needed any more proof of how retarded and gay this playerbase is
>>566816219>d/c right at the endOnly fitting, gg's
>>566820942it gives the blob the feeling of power being able to play a SUPER HARD AND VETERAN-TIER D10 difficulty with mindless masses
>>566820942>appropriators on some piss-planetI think it's the biome's fault.
>>566820942>if you needed any more proof of how retarded and gay this playerbase isArrowhead made a concerted effort to drive away most people with functioning brain cells by the 1 year mark.
>>566820942appropriators are really annoying to play though? yeah mindless masses is stupidly easy and I dont like fighting squids either way but the mechs just feel like some jank ass mod. They look like a small enemy upscaled 15 times, their animations are floaty and they just clip through shit and behave in a weird way. And then there are all the fucking niggerbots flying around
>>566820657
>>566821201>appropriators are really annoying to play thoughNot with a Pacifier, feels like the old leg meta of launch months, hit them with a few bursts then swap to a support weapon and finish off the pilot with minimal ammo.
>>566820942>pajeet my son, you must choose>fighting zombies, fleshmobs and harvesters>or a fucking army of elevated overseers
>>566821618redpill me on why pacifier is good against apps?
>>566816219ggz frens, i aint scared of no hentai virus
>>566821718ntaStuns them for a long timeOpens the pilot bubbleInstant kill once you nail the pilot
>>566821718medium pen lets it stun them so you can kill the pilot with another weaponit's one of those "use this weapon so you can better use another weapon"
>>566816634>Vote Humanity>Get Dead Sprint and Fire Hellpods constantlyAnything but that one
>>566821718because it can stun mechs by shooting just about any part of themand it's still a retarded ap3 assault rifle so you can deal with anything squids have to offer but the leviathan
>>566821782>>566821792>>566821829thanks, found it shit on other factions and never touched it since.Guess I skipped out on the best part.
>>566821718Its exclusively good for dealing with the mechsits still very mid to bad on overseers. Technically it can kill Harvesters, but its not worth the effort. Its passable on the obtruders, though a Talon is probably better because its important to have a full mag at the ready for when the mech's burst through walls.
>>566821567 Who is that exactly supposed to be? Looks like a lizard XDD
>>566821718Good against the mechs (stun, drop shield, then pop the pilpt) and Apps in general are a bit wonky in terms of what you actually need, so a hyper specific primary is actually fine. They don't really have heavies, so you don't need antitank besides your red of choice, so you can Support Primary pretty readily, grenades are similarly kinda dealer's choice in what you wanna do. All the things that make the weapon normally shit are still true, this is just a hyper specific scenario where its shortcomings don't matter nearly as much as its niche strengths. It clears the shit drones just as well as most anything else, and has probably the best matchup into the big mechs. Maybe the Eruptor is still better, it probably is, idk. Fuckin, almost like this is what subfactions should have been from the get go, instead of normal ass bots, but you explode to shotgunmen sometimes. God I hate Arrowhead so goddamn much.
>>566822119its just one of the few furry mods that actually look good in-game i dont remember the name
abdobros...our response?
>>566822689>baconator
>>566822689obesity type 1 divers
>>566820657I can't/hdg/ gets angry at her
>>566823402>AI sloppaworse than abdoslop
You know you can jack off to other things
I LOVE ROBUTT!!!!!!!!
>>566820657there aren't that many to chose from, but I always thought this one is pretty cute
>no helmetworse than AI sloppa
>>566823604>bugs meta armoratleast she is using one of the shittiest weapons in the game, so her sins are redeemed
>>566823798>dominator>one of the shittiest weapons in-gamenewfags are endearing
>>566820657The one true eagle-1.
>>566820657My waifu is DEMOCRACY unlike you freedom-less fags
>>566820657call me a basic bitch but for me its SEAF-chan
>>566820657https://files.catbox.moe/a0ehht.png
>isnt glowing red insideone job
>>566824481need a plug
>>566824481where's the horse?
>>566824481
>>566824481robutt owes me sex
>>566784113The second it came out. HD2's post release support has always been a fucking joke from day one.All they ever wanted to do was release low effort warbonds and collect money. Every quality patch has been a direct result of people screaming in their ear to stop making dogshit and/or reviewbombing the game.
Are you doing your part?
>>566824984wait a minute...
>>566824984>Class CLeandivers are for Class A only.
>>566825154Don't worry about it, just help the new divers
>literal caste systemClass A brahmins WW@?
>>566825342Just saw a Class F hanging out with a smoking hot Class A, super earth has fallen
>>5668235864chan newfags = porn addicts
lobby wa doko desu ka???
Do you think one day we too will become Super Earth society spanning multiple planets or will we all just nuke eachother to death in the next 20 years
>>566826115it depends on whether human nature is infinitely malleable AND whether people come to recognise the truth of the matter, whatever it may be.
>>566826115to achieve that, first we must achieve world peace and in order to achieve world peace, 4 major countries need to be wipe off the face of the earth, America, Russia, China and India.
>>566826246hmm, maybe throw in all of middle africa and pakistan friend.
>>566826246Makes you wonder who SE had to destroy within firstProbably Super Florida and Super Tel Aviv
>>566826346united kingdom and part of russia, apparently, if the in-universe maps are to be believed
You think 20k SC is good enough for all future content?
>>566824460Seaf chan is the best waifu.
>>566823881>strafes (you)>gives you this look
>>566827041Damn at least the penguins of Madagascar are safe
>>566827041UK, part of Russia, and for some reason 80% of Alberta.
>>566827335About 2k for each warbond now since the resold part is overpriced in the SC store. Plus you have to account in the collabs that give zero SC back. Probably will last a year
She killed millions of helldivers...
>>566828728"For the deaths of Squadron 22 through Squadron 560 You will be sentenced to- aw who could be mad at that face haha. Go on you scamp!"
>>566828830I'll do it.
>>566827335one warbond every 6 weeks, costs 700 (1k -300)yeah you're good
>>566828728She was simply following orders from helldivers themselves.You can't be punished for following orders from a higher-up
>>566829991*costs 1700ever since they moved an entire page of the warbonds to the SuperStore for 1k SC.
Sweden can finally rest once Disney makes that shooter bug game from Wreck it Raplh real and we can all goon to the hot blonde lady
>>566830263>ever since they moved an entire page of the warbonds to the SuperStore for 1k SC.the highest super store cost is python commandos with 700 super credits for the double freedom and medium rock steady armor. the rest mostly range from 250 to 550 for 1 additional weapon and/or armor.... you don't actually buy the completely functionless helmets, capes, and player cards do you?
>>566830196>I was just following orders!That won't hold up at the Cyberstan trials
We did it, Reddit!
>>566830713nta but to be fair, the original question was "ALL future content", but I do agree that you really won't need to buy everything
>>566827335ALL future content, no, lol.They really need to decrease the price of the old warbonds at some point.
>>566793060full?
>>566832042At lvl 75 and 150 you should earn a warbond tokenAnd for certain events unlock some bond items for everyone for like a weekImagine the shitters who get a free leveler and ultimatum for a bit
>>566832153yeah it was only 11 hours ago
>>566832207damn, just my luck>go take a quick shit>lobby posted and filled in the meantime
>>566832273hoast and i'll play
Crumb..Loaf..
>>566803849It'll be interesting to see if they have the gumption to nerf it right nowSwiggers are cowards so I imagine they will wait until after the current review bomb blows over
In a proper world we'd have a robot chicken skit by now
>>566803740how the heck can a turret be bratty?does it go "hahaha stupid helldiver-san think he's not getting ragdolled lamoooo" before blowing you apart?
>>566834592>does it go "hahaha stupid helldiver-san think he's not getting ragdolled lamoooo" before blowing you apart?Yeah.It needs correction.
>>566830713>... you don't actually buy the completely functionless helmets, capes, and player cards do you?Why get 20k+ SC if you aren't buying all the drip?
>bought everything from the super store and warbonds that I already had>game tends to crash here and now when I open the armory even with 0 mods.SWEDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>566834943try opening it slower.like, when you press armory, dont navigate and dont open any menus for 1 second.
>>566834943>anon outs himself as a poorfag
>>566815473>Someone tells you you'll never be a real hellbomb>Hellbomb immediately starts counting down
>D8-D10 still just heavy spamSwedes don't know how to make a game difficult.Higher difficulties are boring as shit for forcing you into anti-tank meta loadouts. D10 isn't hard, it's just an annoying gear check.
>>566835236I'll try this>>566835334I'm running it on good hardware
>>566834943>>566835334thats right broski, even tho we all do it, never publically admit you are using abdo mods or cheated in super credits.preserve your izzat in /hdg/
Initiating FTL jump toThe liquor store
>want to host D7 lobbies more often>probably nobody would join and just call me a skilless dadgamer redditor foreverI been doing nothing but playing D10 for the last 300 hours I just want to have some fun and take whatever the fuck loadout I want man instead of loadouts that are D10 certified(tm)
>>566835451I don't use abdo mods, the bolted on titties are just tasteless.>>566835828Host a level 7 lobby, I'll join
>Normal botsFun at D10. Warstrider seed is still aids just because of ragdoll. >BorgsFoot soldiers are great to fight against. Vox will forever be un-fun damage sponges. If Vox was reworked, not just nerf/buffed, borgs would be my favorite.>Jet BrigadeBarely noticeable except when a hulk actual jumps around 1 or 2 times a game. Otherwise it's just shooting pigeons out of the sky.>IncelFun besides getting insta'd by a chaff enemy while you're wearing heavy fire armor.>Normal bugsFun at high intensity. Puking/sharting seeds are aids and this information should be displayed before mission start/drop in so you can fear up appropriately.>Preds Ok. Limits gear choices in a bad way since every gun that stuns is absolute trash. Combined with HD2 aids spawning system leads to very annoying deaths.>Crack.bugsPreds but somehow more enjoyable. Only thing I dislike is how the little bugs are coded to just run in front of you and do nothing else. Mech check faction since BBT has bullshit health.>Normal squidsUnderrated faction. Only one where you can take almost any load out and be effective. This makes idiots mad for some reason.>Mindless massesSame as normal squids. Only difference is thanks to arrowshit coding there are not enough enemies.>AppropriatorsPure rundivers aids. Malicious coding guarantees the mission will snowball at some point no matter how dedicated you are to destroying watchers. There is a reason every time the blob has a choice between them and MM it goes to the MM planet.
>>566835828Hold Alt then press 0153 on your numpad and release Alt for a ™.
>>566808772Burnice OWES me sax
>>566836065all zzz characters owe me sex
>>566815173>>566815332Helldivers coded image
>>566835828I hate bringing optimal D10 loadouts!!!I like bringing bullshit to D7/8!!!Its my game I have fun how I want!!!
>>566836047>Normal squids>Mindless masses>Underrated faction.>Normal bugs>fun>Preds>gear check faction>Appropriators>Pure rundivers aids.
>>566836047pretty boring opinion, half of it is regurgitated stuff about things being too hard or ragdolls. but thank you for bumping the thread.
>>566835828oksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244880677448/76561197995866779D7, lobby decides this morningall are welcome
Kill orbital napalm niggers, crush orbital napalm niggers with a Bastion tank, launch an orbital napalm nigger into space with a Breakthrough mech slam, gas an orbital napalm nigger, execute an orbital napalm nigger with a senator, crossbow an orbital napalm nigger as he exits his reinforcement pod, report the orbital napalm nigger to the democracy officer, NTR Seaf-chan and Eagle 1 from the orbital napalm nigger, sparta kick an orbital napalm nigger into a bug hole, run 4 mine stratagems in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop the SSD into a volcano in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop resupplies in pointless spots in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, gaslight the orbital napalm nigger into taking shit weapons, exclusively rundive without doing objectives in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, tell an orbital napalm nigger to LTD, throw sentries behind an orbital napalm nigger, kick an orbital napalm nigger after he drops in to waste his time, make a reddit post about how orbital napalm is the best stratagem in the game so sweden nerfs it, let an orbital napalm nigger get mauled by heavy spam, reinforce an orbital napalm nigger away from his gear, spam the laugh emote next to an orbital napalm nigger, always let the pre mission pod timer goes the entire 30 seconds in a orbital napalm nigger lobby, pretend to change gear in the armory to waste an orbital napalm niggers time, always bring the ugliest pod and vehicle skins to an orbital napalm nigger lobby, "accidentally" pop a tire in an orbital napalm nigger FRV, pray for the infinite loading glitch to happen in a orbital nigger lobby.
>>566837150
I have +8k credits, should i farm more still or just let this game die?
>>5668369473/4hope you can make it d7 anonif not i might host some d6 later since that's a different ballgame too
>>566836947we are waiting for d7 bro
>>566837150Go cry somewhere else fag
>Arrowheads idea of difficulty is just heavy spamI would say doubling the current chaff amounts for D10 would make it better but I know arrowhead would already start crying about 'muh engine limits'
>>566836947full
So we black hole'd a planet months ago and have never bothered to mention this ability again.
>>566838281You have to understand it takes a long time to create quality cinematics like this.
>>566838281Do you know how long it took them to animate a yellow line going towards a circle?Hugo nearly died coding that and hasn't recovered
>>566838412pissGODS at it again
Le Doro haven't touched this game for a month and a half. Three games: bots were fine, squids were the usual... but what the fuck happened with the bugs?Did the dumb cunts at AH mistype a speed value somewhere? Chargers are recovering faster also.
>>566837269Nothing the current AH is capable of doing will be worth launching this broken shitshow anymore.
Also just noticed this "Custom Galactic War" thing...Modders literally doing AH's work for them and better.
>>566839232>Did the dumb cunts at AH mistype a speed value somewhere?nope, that is completely intentional despite not being mentioned in enemy changes
>>566839625
>>566839232>aieee the game is too hard for mee reeee fucking dumbfucks at AH ruined the game for meeee I'm supposed to be le master chief AIEEEEEEEEElolstay in the kiddiepool.
>>566839721Been a month and a half. I do not.Enlighten le me what bullshit the pajeets cooked up.
>>566839871it's run by discord trannies and you have to connect to their discord aswell as servers and if they catch you trying to do anything to the game like modding or "cheating" you get permabanned aka "fine when i do it but not when you do it"
>>566840058That's...bleak.
>>566839871Rare case of actual discord trannies being evil and mean by gate keeping it from everyone
>>566840058You forgot the part where the discord is run by AH glazer and your not allowed to talk bad about AH or your banned form it too
why
Discord tranny hereFffffuck you guys!!!!!!!Hahahahahahahaha
>>566840210it's also not going to be run any differently from the actual galactic war. if the players liberate too fast they'll have to throw out a dozen unwinnable invasions to reset the board. same shit but this time run by a discord clique
the top 3 hd2 streamers
>>566840642Take those sneakers off!
>>566840834somewhat surprised that number 1 is just a normal guy and he's outdoing the transgenders
>>566836052DON'T DO IT IT MAKES MUSTARD G
The game really needs an archive of all MO and dispatch messages for people that want to keep track of things that have happened up till this point. Imagine being new and having no idea why the gloom exists, or why there's a void or why a bunch of planets are blown to shit, etc>But the companion app has thatMost normal and new players don't even know it exists, also the lazy swedes shouldn't be getting away with it simply cause of a fan app doing it for them
>>566841135™
>>566840247>>566840449they're 'gatekeeping' it because too many people are joining at once, they don't want the discord to get overwhelmed with unmoderated spam or it'll get taken down for TOS violations and the game servers will stop functioning, they said they'll open the server up soonish when they fix issues. they're also insisting that it isn't an effort to disrespect AH despite the fact that the CGW already completely BTFOs AH, they just don't want their project being turned into yet another place full of bickering about how shitty AH is. while the consensus here is Total Swigger Death, helldiver subreddits and the discord are full of retards who defend AH, so overall they're being pretty reasonable>>566840058if this is true then they're retarded, that being said I've been playing CGW with SC arrows on and it works fine
>>566839232The chargers turning faster are stealth changes made by "rogue" developers on the teamSame with the bile titans and other corpses launching like a homing missile into the nearest helldiver just like the ejected pilot from vox engine
>>566841329oh my god I realised the homing-in bullshit started happening after introduction of vox....it all makes sense now!
How the fuck are supposed to take 3 planets in 5 days are they high
>>566841135>mustard g
exosuit bros soon.....
>>566841090im more surprised that 90 people are watching two random trannies without any twitch endorsement.
>>566841596It sucks that real robots look like shit and are impractical
>>566841727It's called viewbotting it's mandatory nowadays
>>566841596looks like the illuminate forklift but with gay twinky arms and legs
>The Raped MOSmell ya later.
"farming" lobby doko?
>>566841596LOL, what a meme! I watched this and laughed my ass off. That's just your average android robot but build around a box where the guy is a passanger taking a ride. There is no reason for there to be a person inside the robot other than to market that crap to weebs..
>>566841486Cuckoldry is part of being a Helldiver
>>566841848just needs to make the arms beefy with dual autocannons, armor up the cockpit and give it leg day. boom its a real world exosuit
======CUSTOM GALACTIC WAR UPDATE=====BREAKING NEWS: THE ILLUMINATE INVASION HAS BEGUN.At last, our oldest foe has resurfaced. In a cowardly and unprovoked violation of Super Earth’s space, :squids: "The Illuminate" has breached our southern galactic border. Reports confirm that the surface of :sandy_mineral: KUMA is currently being overrun by waves of :squids:Coalescent combat units.Tactical analysts have noted a bizarre, undisciplined edge to this offensive. This is no calculated assault, the Squids are throwing everything they have at us in a final attempt to escape their overdue extinction.:squids:The Illuminate believes their desperation grants them strength, show them otherwise.========================Good evening, I’m Coretta Kelly.In a brazen and unprecedented attack, the Illuminate Cult has launched invasions of several planets along the southern galactic fringe. They appear to be attempting a pincer movement in order to cut off supply from their adjacent planets.Shocking reports from the frontlines show the Illuminate deploying strange “Exomechs,” which have undoubtedly been made from stolen Exosuit technology. These carbon copies of our superior engineering have wiped out every local garrison they have come across so far. Do not fear, for this is a very clear act of desperation; they are trying to clear out the planet before our Helldivers arrive.This attack coincided with Senator Buzz Khel’s assassination whilst giving a passionate speech, where they were thanking our loyal soldiers for never giving up the fight against our common enemies. We here at Strohmann News give our condolences to Khel’s family; may the perpetrators be caught, and the full might of the law be brought upon them.Coming up next, is supporting cloning a sign of Cyborg sympathies, or of support for the Ministry of Science? A game show gives us the answer.That’s Liberty’s Latest, I’m Coretta Kelly.
>>566841947good and don't posting your gay The Raped shit anymore
Surely the blob will realise that Marfark at 5% decay is impossible and move to Mox
>”quickest” option has marfark at 5% resistance>every other option is 3 planets at 1-2%>5 daysWhy do botfags always get the ball crushing orders? It’s blatant at this point
>>566842193This one?
>>566842232>>566842268it seems you are more retarded than the blob
>>566842268Ball crushing?!https://youtu.be/ylamTkCmXFk?is=iieB_3Msu8ggA2Qj
>>566841785>capture 3 planets in 4 days bot MO>planet resistances all look like this>there will probably be a squid SO that voids a whole fucking planet in the middle of it (thought that was the current MAIN PLOT)another excellent satire MO milord jeetoel+izzat
>>566842161trannoid mod for trannoids
>>566842497mox is 1.5%
>>566842497I'm really starting to believe that bots are AHs self-insert faction
>>566842362I'd rather get Mox, liberate 3 planets and put Wezen on siege. Even if we fail it's a positive outcome in terms of liberated planets
>>566842362Chooche more like coochie hehehe
>>566842662mox is 1.5% with 2 million hp, so it's equivalent to a 3% decay normal planetthe same for matar bay, it has 1.8 million hp at 1.1% decay, equivalent to a 2% normal
>>566842713>X-45 would also go on siege should we get MeissaIf the blob locked in you might actually have something here
You know what sucks? Since it don't have friends to play with i always have to go to where the blob is to get fast random matches.
>>566842972>>566842713>>566842362The DSO guides the blob so remember to vote early
>>566842712not self insertthey just don't want bots to wiped out before they can build their death star is all
>>566843086just host a lobby doko
>>566843161I'm on console nobody wants that
>>566843161Fuck no. I don't want to play with people from here. Fist most of you are super bad at the game. Second. Daam you're bad at the game. I've seen better play from randoms.
>>566843086I stay on phact bay for ez pubs
am I crazy or do all evens including call ins reset to default every time you spawn now?
>>566843814holy shite how did that fuck up so badly.am I crazy or do all weapons including call ins reset to default every time you spawn now?
>>566843814
>>566840823Either you get kicked in the nuts by discord troons or a smug swede.MOnkeys are sick in the head.
Sometimes Democracy Officer will be quiet for a long time then fucking SPOOK me
>>566840823Would you rather have your game run by a malicious swede (jeet) or a discord troon?
>>566844627If thy discord troons have sticky stratagems, steerable hellpods and customizable mechs I see no reason to stick with the swiggers
>>566844627Stop posting this stale bait faggot.
>>566836947Back to 3/4 on d6 missionsdunno how many more we want to run but we're having fun
Do you hate discord troons because they are having fun and you are not ?
>>566844832>if thyseize this transmorphic buffoonery gentlemen
>6k and climbing>no option to move the DSS to Mox or Choohe.Oh no no no ahahahaaahhaha THE RAPED
>>5668452474 days banging our heads against Marfark until morale improves
Snoy will nuke the mod and trannies will seethe and someone will pick up the scraps of code to liberate us all
>>566845218>gentlemenThat's not very inclusive friend. We use gentlepony around here.
>>566836947GGs D6 is very comfy
>>566845247>>566845429What is wrong with them??
This MO is already over......
>>566836947still 3/4going to start soonish on random missions, going to see if mindless masses spawns more on lowdif first
>>566836947sorry full again
>>566844627D-death, please.https://youtu.be/zYOTc52xD_w?si=_0HIK3FKvY-NqxfM&t=56
Im taking refuge here because my other general just now became another overwatch generalAfter using the new pistol missile how good is the SPEAR/WASPNever really trusted lock on guns but this new one is cool
>>566836947D here, game crashed, continue without me. Gonna feed the catoid
>>566836947crashed also, if i can rejoin i'll do it
>>566846127dw F here, i crashed too :'^)
>>566846127You WILL feed meYou WILL clean up my poop
>>566846072>SPEAR/WASPContrarian picks
gucci is in here somewhere i can feel his voice in my head. I'll get you gucci mark my words
>>566846072Stay in your fortnite general.
>>566846072spear are contrarian RR userswasp users want total overseer death
>>566846361t.
>>566837150going to use orbital napalm more
>>566846303>>566846713Just wanna try something new and sillyMost rocket launchers kill things too fast I like to bring bullshit loadouts to low lvl pubs for funzies >>566846383Leavemealone:(
>>566847196>I like to bring bullshit loadouts500 mines
>>566783759Live service done right
>Warrant/Pissile>Seeker nades>Spear/WASPNow we just need a lock on primary...
dedgamededthread
>>566847736no MOno warbondno lumberer fixno biomeno CGWno lobbiesIt's simply over
>finish an operation on CGW>planet liberation jumps from 78% liberation to completely liberatedludo
>it really is discordtroons running the CGW
>>566847920You would have to be a retard to even consider touching that discord faggot ridden pozhole with a ten foot pole.You will learn.
>>566847895Having missions give 0.00000001 liberation does make it feel like it has a far bigger scale.
>>566847494Unironically S-tier loadout that's ruined by mouthbreathing pubbies.
>>566820657left
>>566848463Have mines been feeling better lately or is it just me?I feel like i can just run through a field of em without a desynced mine butchering me.
>Lumberer seems bugged, I'll try it when they fix it, it can't possibly take that long
>>566820657Grow up.
>>566847494500k eagle and mines you mean?Gas mines are good when you don't have a shitter walking towards em
>>566848708Growing up doesn't mean you can't enjoy things you did before
>>566841596kek that looks ready to tip over when he climbs in
>>566847196>Leavemealone:(Fine.Consider yourself pardoned.
>>566848994>>566849250You guys always fail to remember everyone on the SE military payroll is bald and they will always be bald
>>566848882It means you stop broadcasting what you whack off to, nobody fucking cares.>um- but we weren't-Disingenuous retard.
>>566820657Luv me Enforcer-chan
>>566849693And I should care about your opinion on this, why exactly?
>Helldiver! This is an eradicate mission! Get down there and kill as many bugs as possible!I'm falling asleep over here.Just fucking increase the spawnrate on these garbage missions already.
>>566836947lobby closesthank you very much anons! d6 is just fun for fucking around and relaxingthink I might do a fire lobby later since now I'm eager with the semi-new smg existingno clips or anything because my recording stuff broke again and i never relaunched
later BASED D6 anons, it was great
>Arc thrower POUghBugs or mindless?I dont have the arc ship upgrade yet
>>566846823>"DISCORD DIVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this planet before. There could be DISCORD DIVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DISCORD DIVERS" he thought. A Cup Of Liber-Tea reverberated his entire FRV, making it pulsate even as the $9 democracy draft circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dissidents after dark. "With a FRV, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>566850589I did mindless and finished it easily in one missiongarbage gun though
>>566850339
>>566850685reported for underage
>>566820657>And I download Abdoslop because I LIKE IT, HELL I LOVE IT
>>566850927The proportions in this art are fineThe proportions in Abdoslop are latino rule 34 tier
>>566850886I'm only 28
>>566847920>prons are literally everythingam i being gaslit?
>using the HMG or Maxigun without peak physique
>>566850339part of it is one bug kill does not equal 1%. the kill tracker counts spawn weight, not individual entities
>>566851659Don't become a groomcord victim anon, it's not worth it
>K9fag runs up behind and zaps me>Kill him>call him in>kill him again>don't call him in until he starts mashing the reinforce button>repeat 4x times until extraction>kills me during take off>host kicks him in the destroyer
>>566852030>helldivers 2 is openly supportive of trans peoplehow far down your delusional fetish spiral do you have to be to believe this? because there's character customization?
>>566851816>using the HMG without siege readyreload speed + ergonomics armor doko
>>566852243The community developer being a faggot is all they got to go off of.
>>566852030
>>566852258>implying siege ready makes the HMG reload fasterhe thinks he knows but he doesn't
>>566852243>glazes AH >is a troonThere's a pattern present here...>>566852303kek
>>566852341Someone said it worked on support weapons too was he lying on the internet??
>>566852030>helldivers is openly pro-transim pretty sure trans has never even been remotely named in-universe
>>566852258SR buffing support weapon reloads has been deboonked but it does give the ones without a backpack another spare magazine
>>566852030>super earth>in favor of biological dead ends incapable of reproduction
>>566852496Damn that sucks, well they should make a support weapon focused passive then
he was right, and now we've replaced him with trannies
>absolutely rape the squids the first time they show up>Absolutely rape the squids during the super earth invasion>Squids now own half the mapHow did we get here?
>>566852735They're still getting raped their void plot only worked once
>>566852718>noo!! you didn't play the game the way I WANTED YOU TO>nerfs every popular strategy and weapon into the ground>named evil bossDid Kojima write this or what?
>>566853012Until Joel forces them to successfully expand for his epic nailbiter plot
The blob diving head first into Marfark instead of the 2 other options is proof enough why they can't do anything interesting with the galactic war
Where is that clankstar at?
>>566852030>trans enemy sub factionHelldivers is anti trans actually.
>>566853237At this point AH might as well nudge the blob into a direction by mentioning we can go through choohe or Mox. Wouldn't it make sense for high command to tell us the best course of action anyway?
>>566853542You would think so but that increases the chances of Udit losing so they'll just remain silent and say it's "player driven"
is the duckbill bad on the sweeper?
Wait, you guys change attachments on your weapons? Most I do is change the sights every now and then
>>566854641you are the reason arrowhead doesn't update weapon customization
Where do I shoot these appropriator dudes? Their legs or something?
REPEL INVASION MISSIONS ARE BACK?
>>566854796Blue pilot shields in the center
>mod the game because AH is so fucking retarded and incompetent that you might as well do it yourself>"We're not trying to one up AH tho"At least be honest and call the swiggers out for their retardation
>>566854641>>566854758There's not much to change. Arrowhead's shitty implementation of it has made it a "use once and forget about it" system.
>>566854796ballsack or the arms if it mr handy man
>>566854874I stg they're way easier nowIt's a total snoozefest
>>566855538stg?
>>566816723Kek, I posted this screenshot and I was banned for 3 days because of it. Nice to see someone saved it.
>>566855327If they hurt swigger ego they'll immediately get hit by 20 lawsuits out of spite
>>566852258I use trannymog cheats to get peak physique and recoil reduction in one armor and I'm not sorry about it
>>566855693swear to god unc B)
>>566855781>headlessfagOnto the list he goes.
>>566855859not that trick, just hax
wheres the updated list
>>566855327I think part of it is just them trying to discourage"whoa you guys are like way better than the developers you're totally owning them" shitBecause those people are the most annoying fuckers everLike they get it dude you're the fucking 11,643rd person to say the same fuckin line
>>566856008>le subtle haxingWorse yet.
>Liberate 4 planets in 5 days in the middle of a squid MOAnother Izzat farm bot MO by Udit. I remember when something similar happened with a Bug MO and they pulled an FTL lane out of their ass to give them a shortcut. Will the same happen for this? Lol. Lmao, even. Not when theres izzat to be had.
>>566855813omg ty bby
Just a lil more, guys. We almost got it
>>566856664This isn't even Udit or Joel's fault yet just look at >>566857127 the players are beyond retarded and can't read
where are we divingwhat is the path to meissa
>>566848994Frankly I don't buy the idea that getting a C-01 form approved requires any effort for Super EarthiansThe territory of the federation is massive and ever expansionist, and its in a war on three fronts with campaigns going as deep as to the cities of Super Earth(In which most were devastated). They would be retarded to not have their citizens breed like rabbits.Realistically, getting approval to have kids is an automated 100% always accept system that exists just to remind people that the state controls them and is used very rarely against dissidents to tell them that their bloodline ends with them.
>>566856664average bug MO>defend from 3 attacks in 7 daysaverage squid MO>kill six million voteless in 7 daysaverage bot MO>liberate 4 planets with 5% resistance in 5 days>collect 7 million samples in 3 daysYou can't tell me that swiggers aren't playing favorites
It's insane how fucking ugly the Sickle is. It hurts because I find it fun
>>566852735We're not allowed to ever win because we're the bad guysAlso the squids despite being a race with low numbers and on the brink of extinction can still die in droves with no repercussion
>>566857127Originally that world had 2 subfactions on it. But then they moved it but forgot to revert the extremely high resistance proving the resistance thing for subfactions isnt an automatic modifier but a manual setting the GMs pull out of their ass. These GMs are so fucking bad their jobs its unbelievable.
Hey but the MO image is cool
>>566857127>>566857417Why do you guys pretend like anyone gives a fuck about this rigged war?
>>566857461
>>566857461Terrible image
THERE GOES MY WAIFUWATCH HER AS SHE GOES
What is it with low levels going to D8+They dont got the ship upgrades
>>566857127niggas be retarded again...
>>566858701new eagle strategem tomorrow
Where is my stun secondary
>>566858789They want (you) to carry them so they will get the samples, reqs, xp, and medals from (you)r hard work.
>>566826115Probably not.Governance is almost impossible to project to other planets. Pretty much the attosecond a planet is self sufficient, they're gonna secede. Even worse if there's a few colonies being established at once.
>>566858789Lower difficulties are snoozefests
Anyone still have THE LIST?
>>566858701eaglefags are as retarded as A10fags
>>566828091>do nothing>lose
>>566859143D8+ is a snoozefest of heavy spam.
>>566835828I usually do D7.I like dicking around with weird shit more than I like hard core nut grinding.
>>566859342I live for that shit
>>566859604never before have I seen something so unrealistic
>>566855327not even that, swedes are going to replace game guard with easy anti cheat and kill it injection modding altogether
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GOING TO MARFARK!!!!?????GO TO MOX RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
>>566857956Is the father David Bowie, Rutger Hauer, or Dolph Lundgren?
warbond doko
>>566860184Yes.
>>566860585I got a warbond
>>566860585Next warbond is on Swedish panic damage control mode, they want you to pay for cars
>>566860585next warbond will be released at the end of june after the engoodening of the game(or EOS)but they will introduce warbond tokens that can only be purchased with real money to unlock them
>More vehicle slop
>>566861391>they will introduce warbond tokens that can only be purchased with real money to unlock themthis will be the final nail in the coffin for the game and part of me wants to happen if the normies wake up to how greedy the average swigger islooking at you paradox
>>566857461Where did the idea of C-01 forms needing approval even come from? The loading screen tip just says the forms need to be filled out before any potential child making, it doesn't mention anything about an approval process or waiting lists.
>>566861671why are swedes like this
>hear about the cgw>have to go to shitcord to get ini'll pass i already have my fill of pedophiles and the avarage glowie by coming to 4chan
>>566861834Because the so called media literacy crowd thinks thats so heckin evil and WHACKY
>>566861915
>>566861834After the SE invasion we got a blurb specifically mentioning that approval of C01's would be increased. That implies they do need approval. In fact it said "C-01 permit approval allowances" which sounds like there's an alloted maximum that citizens would compete for.
>>566860585You know the drill...DAIE
>>566861915You might be the problem if you keep running into those 2 specific people.
>>566862819You will never be a woman.
>>566862925>Immediately projects his obsessionAh. I see why you keep running into those specific people.
>>566861438I think they're fr running out of ideas for slopbonds at this pointI really wonder if that's what made piles spill the beans with the AMADude probably knows it'll just be minuscule returns after they're done pumping out this sorry wave
>>566861438What do you mean?
>>566863432They only have themselves to blame. They made a sci-fi game and instead of delving into cool sci-fi ideas they limited themselves to "gun but with slight gimmick"
>no appropriator repel invasion fleet
>>566863543Vehicles are boring as fuck
>>566863603They can't even do that right. The constitution still doesn't have a scope or a stripper clip because modeling and animating that is just too much work for swiggersthis one of the only shooters I know where a bolt-action sniper rifle just isn't an option
>>566863801That they are.
>>566862580Oh, well, my mistake then.
today I will equip the bfgl and shield gen relay
>>566863801Maybe if you're a friendless antisocial solotroon.Vehichles are the best.
>>566863801arrowhead doesnt know how to design fun vehicles. arrowhead is allergic to fun
>>566864298It's understandable. I don't think it was anywhere else but this one MO dispatch, and it came along with a lot of other dispatches since it was right post-invasion.
>uh yeah john bot with his basic bitch rifle needs to be able to damage the tank or the automatons will stop playing the game!why does AH balance like this
thanks swedem
heres your new slopbondslightly more armored FRV with even worse handling
>>566864759>20% more hp>same armor rating>can't climb hillsHire me Arrowhead
>>566864628No, vehicles are slop.
every time an /hdg/ anon brings an frv or bastion I get a smile on my face :)
every time an /hdg/ anon brings an frv or bastion I get a frown on my face :(
every time an /hdg/ anon brings an frv i get thrown out and killed within seconds
every time trannies are mocked on /hdg/ I get a smile on my face :)
>>566866370he entered? produce a localized gravity field and flip it.
>AH hasn't done or said anything since that lame statement>peak players down 10k compared to last week>35% positive reviews and fallingIs it HD2s time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>566866851Sony is gonna come in and start cracking skulls togetherMarathon already cost them a ton of money and is going nowhere, they cant let their other live service slop fail
How much u wanna bet the FRV warbond got scrapped after the backlash of mechs and now AH is worried cus wtf bond are we gonna shit out that fast?
>>566866851Is it?I just play the game and don't care about discord drama or any of that stuff.And i have been having alot of fun.
>>566866851this game has been in a deferred "over" state since launch, its lifespan artificially prolonged with a series of increasingly unfavorable faustian bargains
>>566867027They survived Concord being DOA, they survived Marathon flopping, they're gonna survive taking HD2 behind the shed
Friend bought me the game to play together and I've been doing a bit of solo queueing as well. Is everybody who plays this game retarded? I am shocked by the lack of awareness some of these people have. I've seen level 100s who play like they don't know there's objectives.
>>566866851This feels more bleak than anything pre 60 day patchLike that era was a roadblock in front of the initial hype of the game that bucked the fotm normies, but overall it wasn't anything that would take that long to fix if they could just accept the milsim power fantasy middle ground that comes with y'know having a whole fuckin mini destroyer and armaments inside at your disposalBut this era is make or break for the future of the game, if the swedes don't commit to change and keep pushing slopbonds while providing minor changes to the weak systems it'll just keep spiralingYou see it even nowIt's getting harder and harder for normies to get back into the game since there's so much essential shit they have to catch up on before they even think about buying the shit they want
>>566867615keep in mind with xp scaling a level 100 is basically a level 10. anybody who's less than 150 at this point either got the game very recently or has some mental deficiency.
>>566867691>there's so much essential shit they have to catch up onWhat the fuck are you yapping about?
>>566867615You should assume everyone you play with is retarded unless you're in a /hdg/ lobby
>>566867027Sony is probably just moving away from live service at this pointThis whole era has dragged their company down and the only reason they're not in a worse spot is bc xbox by comparison is like a tumor on microsoft that they consider cutting off every few months
>>566867615You only have to be present to get xp. There's no requirement to actually learn anything or contribute to the team.
Average SEAF sub-plot during the Cyber Stan invasionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEUo-ouUOo
>>566867865>20 premium warbonds>2 legendary warbonds>230 dollarinos worth of SC to buy or grind
>>566868141>so much essential shit they have to catch up on before they even think about buying the shit they wantSo youre just double-dipping on your bitch-fest about warbonds. You dont need to buy everything in the store, goy.
>>566867865your ATE saaryour commando stealth gear saaryour portable hellbomb and ultimatum saaryour warp pack saaryour sample booster saaryour leveler saarlike sure you don't NEED need all of themBut everyone expects you to have them and some of it is outright essential to improving the dogshit early progression this game has now
>>566868069I don't get it. where's the funny deaths and teamkilling?
>>566868260you're delusional if you think that massive paywall doesn't look dauting to returners or newfags
>How it feels to not be compelled to buy everything in the store and only buy stuff I care about
>>566864671>Be Abe>align yourself with a religious cult that solicits money from the elderly by claiming they can cast Commune with Dead>gets shot by a multiclassing Fighter/Artificier's homemade electric blunderbussWhat did he think was going to happen?
>mfw I only spent $180 on the stuff I cared about but I got to act like a faggot online for free
>>566868410That's just troon delusion
>>566868824>Implying I spent money and didn't farm SC>And now youre going to mock me for farming SC to save your izzat
>>566867792>>566867891>>566867938Absolutely dire, but thank you, maybe I'll join an /hdg/ lobby at some point
>>566868864>"They dont openly kill SEAF"Trannies lie as easy as they breathe
>>566864536Based if trueit's a great bot combo
>>566867341Im new to helldiver's fanbase. got the game only because a friend told me to get it to play with them. now im convinced the message that was conveyed to non-players was that this game is Halo but playing as a Marine. Meaning we are weak but enemies are combat puzzles full of exploitable weakpoints. But when i played it the game play was boring, the weakpoints were shit, and the guns felt terrible. the resource grind was anti teamwork and "difficulty" felt purposefully unfair, like when an army spawns directly from under the extraction point. probably worst of all was how mind raped the player base was to think any of this was normal. the game your playing isnt fun, but the sad thing is that it could be if it were Halo: Marines. I can only assume that this is only possible because it launched on Playstaton, the most mind raped cult in gaming that will buy anything to help a corporation. it is fitting for helldiver's world.... and that a terrible shooter would launch on a playstation
>>566869162haven't they (AH) openly admitted that they enjoy bullying npcs?
>Ignoring strategy just so I can drop on Marfark and type Marfart in chat every single drop
>>566869303No idea. Never heard about that myself.
>>566869303>>566869162>>566868864>>566868410>>566868069
>>566869438thanks, that's what I was thinking of. extremely brown behavior from this "front man" fellow, whoever he is
>>566869438>The indian doesnt care about the lives of others and derives joy from itChecks out.
>Community universally loves SEAF, has tons of fanart of them>"Hehehehehe....wouldn't it be just absolutely diabolical....IF WE KILLED THEM AND TREATED THEM LIKE SHIT, BECAUSE THEYRE SO FUCKIN EXPENDABLE? I'M SO FUCKING TWISTED"More evidence Swedes are subhuman aliens that deserve to be wiped out
>>566869438Incredibly brown behavior.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH HECKERIO BRAINDEAD NPCS>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH PEDOPHILE FANTASY OF FUCKING SEAF-CHAN LOLIIIIII
>>566869647I seriously do no understand why they keep insisting on the direction they want the game to go when its in stark contrast to everything everyone else wants.But as I was typing this, I think I understand why. They unironically think we give a shit about their satire and they sit there being smug going "heh, americans just dont get it! This is just like hecking starship troopers!"
>>566868069It's probably more like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUafrp4wk0
>>566867615good random players are generally on d10 only
>discord trannies now larping as women in their retarded galactic warlol
da fuck they doin ova der
>>566869790Go back to sharty faggot and suffocate in your irony based humor that you may never escape from
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT KILL THE NPCS IN A VIDEO GA-ACKKK>*SHITS SELF*(reddit space)More evidence anonymous is on every single spectrum
>CGW down>have to play the cucked "real galactic war"
>>566869856Beautifu
>>566870065You're getting really worked up over this. You should go lay down before you get light-headed.
bad news for everyone else
>>566868519how it feels to SCAM my sc from AH and get the shop for free for me and my homies instead of doin donuts on D1
>>566869902I unironically prefer the discord tranny storyline to the actual storyline
>>566869162Based swedes.The world is their oyster, and they understand this.
CALL.IT.OFF.
>>566869790>>566870065laws exist explicitly for people like you that can't behave in polite society
>Theres an AH employee trying his best to troll
>>566869808Swedish writers are so retarded they dont even realize how badly they botched their own satire>YOU'RE JUST EXPENDABLE RETARDED BRAINWASHED FODDER GRUNTS!!!!>Meanwhile Divers are each worshiped super soldiers capable of feats that would make Master Chief jealous>YOU'RE THE REAL EVIL GUYS, SUPER EARTH IS EBIL!!!!>Meanwhile all our enemies are mindless beasts, insane cyborgs that think lopping all of their limbs and cock off is a good idea, and aliens that wanna turn all of us into literally mind controlled body horror zombies and shift the galaxy into a parallel dimension >Also Earth isnt just fighting to expand, its a literal war for survival as all 3 enemies seek their total extinctionOn top of that, they don't even paint Super Earth as that bad of a dystopia. Sure theres the normal authoritarian measures of any other dystopia, but its a hopeful dystopia where everyone thinks they're in the right and have purpose. Theres tons of land to settle and people aren't all living in hellish cities that reach into space and a layer of smog you cant see through. All the things modern people enjoy still exist like movies, videogames, cartoons, and fast food. It's like the 40k Satire contradiction turned up to 11
>>566870291don't worry i have a solution for that
>>566870491My nigger, you're chimping out over a bunch of codes inside a computer program, they are not real people, it's not that serious
>>566870594>>Meanwhile Divers are each worshiped super soldiers capable of feats that would make Master Chief jealous>helldivers can't even flip over the FRV
>>566870602A drawing for ants?This anon is a bug sympathizer!
>>566870594>It's like the 40k Satire contradiction turned up to 11qrd?
chuds just mad they dont get custom weapon balance
>>566870473every single fucking time, I'm glad I'm not inside that cesspool
>>566870909>custom balance>look inside>it's all super buffs for divers, making the game already catered for babies and dads even easier
is Heavy armor even relevant anymore?
>>566870909>buff suggestion threadthese aren't even implemented into the CGW
>>566870842tldr people love to call 40k a satire but almost all satirizing aspects have been removed over the years to make the Imperium more slanted towards being the heroic good guys, toning down the crazy shit, and depicting their actions as more of a desperate reality of hard choices rather than being outright evil or unnecessary
>>566870673you're using their inanimacy as justification for your lack of empathy and morality. killing people without justification is wrong, regardless if there are repercussions or not.
>>566871270well duh they havent done it yet
>>566870909this guy smokefunds should lower the difficulty instead of begging for buffs like a little baby
>>566871256>is Light armor even relevant anymore?ftfy
>>566870909OPS doesn't need a damage buff, maybe a call in time buff. Other weapon buffs don't make sense. This is worse balancing than arrowhead, I hope you fags get hit with a cease and desist.
>>566869808Their 'satire' is so fucking gay.When I started I thought the joke was that SE was absurdly into democracy and personal freedom. Helldivers going wherever we chose and voting on how to use the DSS seemed to point that way. At least we could have had some jokes about democracy.
>>566871539>>566871535>>566871162seething brown swedeoids
>>566870909which is it tho?
>>566871627>DONT YOU UNDERSTAND CHUD? THE DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM AND LIBERTY ARE ALL FAKE!!!!Meanwhile my Diver can go wherever he damn pleases, use whatever weapons he damn pleases, and vote for assets to move wherever he damn pleases Makes you think huh?
>>566871350again, they are not people, they're not even real, if you find killing NPCs to be sensitive maybe video games isn't for you, grandpa.
>>566871681SAAAR PLEASE BUFF EVERYTHING TO ONE SHOT SAAR I AM REDEEMING THE BUFFS SAAAR
>>566871350boomers be saying goofy ass shit like this when games like GTA exists
>>566871918Makes you think...
>>566872126>it was all browncoded all alongDestroy everything
this mod is for faggots but it's clearly a larping chud you retards>goy/goyim
>CWG is full of troons and indiansjesus christ, I'd rather play the normal version
>>566872530bro...the normal version is ALSO ran by indians and troons
>>566870909Pretty based if they push for community votes for this kind of thing. Just applied solely for WASP Artillery mode rework or something, no one even remembers it exists so I know no one will propose it
>>566872640
Ngl seeing the """community""" of retards try to balance everything by making them absurdly strong makes me side with Arrowhead. It's having the opposite effect on me, I love Arrowhead now.
>>566872809>Spear levels of garbageSpear is light years away from garbage. Burst mode is light years away from garbage. That's just a bufftroon, artillery mode just needs to stop being a waste of ammo
>>566864756Is that your cat tail?
>>566871863That's what I'm saying man. SE could be just as stupid and destructive as a result of idiot voters and practices like allowing their soldiers to choose their deployment, ignorant civilians, and refusing to take any action without a public vote.Instead the ""satire"" is that they use words that don't mean anything anymore and lives are expendable.
Grim
>40% of the threads are just going to be CSW trooncord screencaps from attention whoresCan the swedes hurry up with that cease and desist already.
>>566873123Its kinda funny, if anything Helldivers is a commentary on using democracy as a way to vote away your liberties in favor of more overreaching and authoritarian government But those Swedish trannies would've never done that intentionally and they probably don't even realize it
