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>>566787656cursed post
how come irohaschizo and Akanefag weren't doxed yet? even rice was doxed in some way iirc
Happy birthday!
Slipping off Hoshino's swimsuit bottoms while she's napping and sticking it up her butt.
>>566787780fix you're 4chanX and soundpost player installs
>>566787629My wife....HARUKAAAAAAAAA MY LOVE
where Haruka...?
>>566775140
Aww hell yeah.
My canon wife Fuuka...
Be honest. How many of you are going to try Traitor Archive?
ᶦᵍᶦᵐᵃˢ>>566787949Click this to keep her on your screen
>>566787962nice Haruka GET!!!
>>566788020From what I've seen it's Blue Archive with wands instead of guns, which is much less interesting to me.
>>566788030I don't do inline post quotes so I can only summon her by hovering over the link.
>>566787943She went to kill some people for you.
>>566788181>wandsinstant miss. swords was the right idea if they were gonna do this but wands have no aura
>>566787629slut panties>>566788030good girl panties
You guys didn't tell me my Mine needs to be UE30 for lunatics...
Seia time
I wanna splurt
>>566788217Evil Haruka...She stamps out weeds, refuses to blow things up and never apologizes...
>>566788217>evil haruka retarddon't call her that
>>566788274I just assumed UE40 across the board was minimum for most lunatics.
>>566788020if I tried ss I gotta give that game a gohoping for no shit localization, and no retarded menus that take ages to get through
>>566788274nigger wants us to spoonfeed him everything>even thinking of attempting lunaticyou're a big boy now buddy
>>566788217>ao mean love
>>566788217>need long gay eventsget away from my dev cycle satan
how come other birthday girls dont get the same treatment?
>>566788217>black bad
>>566788181>>566788259I'll give it a try, but if it's too much like BA I might only play BA.But if the gameplay is significantly different then I'll keep them both on tap.
Alice is my light.
>>566787629Haruka sexo?!
>>566788217>retard M*kaThat's just normal for her
>>566788030mods are Haruka and Fox fags....?
>>566786125That's why Mika is the best girl, she has confidence
>>566788431>retard is mad I'm attempting lunatic as a relatively new player I'm coming for your plat you fat bald retard.Are you actually fat and bald?
>>566788020if it's hagcorei might give it a try
>>566788461Look on the bright side: you're not getting paid in hot pockets to babysit a bunch of man children and schizos on the internet
>>566788314Does she clog my toilet every time she uses it tho?
>>566788217pick your starter >best Haruka>evil Haruka>yeah Haruka
>>566787854How do I get the sound player back in XT?
>>566788217>precious panties>child characters>tranny foxes>mx2j guh>god moe>horny luck gooner spook>indian eimi>ao mean love>goat rapist>gookako suicidal>midori goon>gogurt boobies>need long gay events>cute /bag/ retard>trinity porn
Most Erotic Tanuki.
>Toki has no friends. Do you know why?>Because Rio prevented her from interacting with anyone, for security reasons.Starting this game during code box was really confusing, I didn't have any context for why everyone talked such endless shit about Rio.Totally justified.
>>566787629I thought she had pubes and I was about to post that she wouldn't be hairy(unfortunately), but then I realized those aren't pubes and I'm disappointed.
Haruka threads are more hype and faster than Mika threads. Is it because Mika doesn't need to prove anything to anyone?
>>566788217>Mika yearslet's fucking go
>>566788851idk i'm still using X and this script with tampermonkey and it works on firefox actually librewolfhttps://www.4chan-x.net/https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player/
>>566788825no, that's Nagusa
>>566788721i'm just thinking that if you're at the point wherein you feel like attempting lunatic, then you must be aware of the level of investment you need for your students. Mine being the one tanking hits most of the time would benefit from the 4* to ue30 boost. Should've come as a no-brainer for you>I'm coming for your platheh, have fun. i'm in a comfy server anyway
Ayame... Ayame could farm aura.
Do we think flags would help /bag/?I wouldn't respond to americans, indians and aussies.
>>566788605
>>566787962>4 AsunasImpressive.
>>566788884>goat rapist
>>566788461This time was probably because some schizo was falsefagging using Haruka pics, and had a melty after getting banned and started to spam trashSo I'd like to think the mod did it to flex on him
>>566789051I'd ignore burgers, jeets and SEAmonkeys
>>566788914Oh shiz, you started right when I returned. very cool.
>>566789106based if true
Kazusa used to be on top of the world, now she has been forgotten and discarded.
Michiru is not erotic.
Akane Love!convuluted plotlines into seamless visuals>>566788010Magnificent
>>566789087It was referring to me
>>566789201This but with Zoos and Zoos is better than Kazusa.
>>566789051That would kill all shitpostings,as (((someone))) said, we need shitposts to get fast threads even if it sacrifices thread quality
>>566789217But she looks like this?
>>566789296not rectangle enough
>>566789051I would only reply to jews
>>566788217>fuuka lostKWAB
Here's to another year where I won't be able to roll for Track Yuuka!
>>566789201>caring about a kusoneko who can't do THIS
>>566789051Probably not, but they'd definitely help out in /vt/. Either that or thread IDs.
>>566789296
Do we have any explanation for why kayoko's in the command team for Volume F, or is this one of those things that might someday be addressed by the gehenna volume?
>>566789397Kawaii.
>>566789392If you really want it, there's always a way. One that Yuuka herself may consider...unnatural.
don't forget to pat your gogurt /bag/
>>566789280Why do we need fast threads?
>>566789217MOST Erotic! Very Erotic! Tanuki!
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
just realized I haven't seen a gookako post in ages...
>>566789010>Ayame would have made cute and soft turds>I can't even do that right
Mikabros... why are you like this?
Sexy Haruka
>>566789539Slop
>>566789410>thread IDsI think you need to go away
>>566789280>>566789051Don't say, you will trigger our thread schizo
Please let there be good news when I wake up for oncePlease let there be a stream announcement or something
My precious desert rose.
>>566789723too late lol
>>566789539
>>566789728> Stream announcement on WednesdayYou are dumb.
I had 2 idols lined up in my cafe, but I chose to invite my studentwife instead of the third one. I already used up the invite in the other cafe to make sure both shupogakis were together.
>>566789539oi
This shit is bad it's actually funny
>>566788461You now remember how global server got fucked during Fuuka's birthday 2 years ago
>>566789885Good call. I always invite the other shupo.
>>566789539forgot your gookako pic
Anon this is gonna blow your mind but not everything is a conspiracy / falseflag / ebin 240iq chess moveI swear this general thinks everything is a fucking falseflag
>>566788217>sorry pinkIt's okay redbros, I forgive.
>>566790072this post is a psyop
>>566789697It's the only reason all the other cowards left for other sites. Bring thread IDs to /vt/ and that board will be back to pre-hackening levels.Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.
>>566789851It's happened before I'm pretty sure
>>566789410>it samefags himself with koharu picsDoesn't monkey admit he lost after IDs got implemented? I think this thread definitely needs one
>>566790072generals are breeding grounds for schizophrenia
I just dropped 900ap on normals not realising we've moved on to 2x hards
>he's backi guess other site Pow'd him quite hard it made him return here
>>566790191Those posters are probably newfags who don't even know what the monkey is. That's how fast his memory died out.
>>566789165It's not the first time this shitposter falseflags and tries to shit up the thread this way. Almost every day he samefags and plays both sides so that way he gets other shitposters to join in, but most of the time it's just him aloneBtw, here is the thread with the posts that were deleted https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/566732481/deleted/deleted/
why do people just reply to him normally now, newfags? Steambabs?
>muscle memory made me claimed web event ap
>himWhy is there a concerted effort to try and pretend the monkey is back because one shitty slop Mika pic was posted?Was the AO stuff not getting enough bites?
>normalfaggots with wives/girlfriends in a general about a problematic pedo game for virgin otaku chudcelsHow did this happen
>>566789794>>566789891Retard
>>566790295nah, I've definitely seen a lot of lewds that got posted but rarely got replied with koharu pics, unless if it involves shitpics like that one. So I suspect it's just him samefagging
>monke------ackshut the fuck up, there is no 'monkey'
>>566789498There was a throwaway line in F about them all being there because they’re smart enough to remember and memorize complicated things like the flight manual that they reverse engineered
>>566790763Not anymore anyway.
How does this Firing Drill work, tf is proportional to the recovery amount supposed to mean
I hate Mika.That is all.
What kind of Hina is this?
>>566790763sounds like something a monkey would say
>>566790789That's the scene on utnapishtim's ship, but she's there earlier than that, in one of the planning sessions in schale, as one of the gehenna representatives alongside ako.
Haruka is responsible for every Problem Solver 69 fuck up. Why doesn't Aru just cut her loose?
Why can't girls like Haruka be real?
>>566791094Isn't Kasumi there too?I thought they just rounded up all the "smart" girls at some point. Kayoko is pretty smart by the settings standard where some of them are struggling to melt ice.
>>566790436>made me claimed
I only know one ban evader schizo porn poster, and he is the infamous ibukiposter.
>>566791235> KasumiNigger read it again.
Please post more sexy Yuukas. I need to feel validated for dickrolling her track alt.
>>566788007We know sensei
I fucking love Haruka
https://x.com/Peach_Fightr/status/2054212003049492817
>>566791235>Kasumiwhat?
This drill fucking sucks. Safe skip.
>>566791235No. It's literally the girls you see on that CG where they talk to a room all lined up. Off the top of my head, it's Yuuka, Ako, Kayoko, Hanako, and Ayane in that CG. They just rounded up whoever arrived first to the call.
>>566791354is this AI? >dickrollingshe's very meta and great to have
Hina sucks
>>566791484>advertising your gay ass gimmick account
>>566791576Yes, me
How is Plana so much sexier than Arona?
>>566791330If I'm wrong just say so, it's been years.My memory is that it was just all the smart girls with some in schale and some with the Veritas / the Engi department.I figured Kayoko was there just because she was more generic smart than associated with anything specifically technical, same with Hanako and Ako.
Would you eat Nikoslop?
>>566791792I'd rather a Natsu log
>>566790553I'm more like laughing at the effort to larp as one. Dude basically shows that almost every Mika hater is mentally ill.
Haruna probably fondles your balls with her tail during sex
>>566788554>Everyone looks the same except the pink oneWhos the vtuber ass looking thing anyways
Bing
Is Akane too old to be called a mommydaughterwife?
>>566791969>Everyone looks the sameWow it's like they're based off a character or something
>>566791776I don't like her robotic soulless voice and weird Japanese she speaks in.
>>566788554This redhead is not alice
What if sensei peepee into student vagine?
>>566791792I've never seen someone cooking that way. It's pretty obvious she's trying to seduce you
>>566791053Hina Moriatina
>>566792179You know too much.
>>566792179This but anoos
>>566791792i'd eat nikoslopInarizushi is quite nice for snack
>>566792179what if student is not real?>>566791776for ERPing troons maybeI respect Arona with all my heart for providing me with all the girls I want
>>56679220310 years in the joint made her extra possessive
I think it's time for Kibotos cooking contest, the winner will live with sensei for a week. Judges are Makoto, Nagisa and Kisaki. Good luck to all participants
>>566792197My wife and my student
>>566792203what way is she cooking exactly
>>566791778Gramps is getting dementia...
Are the girls dead or something? Why do they have halos?
>say gookako posts are absent>it appears suddenly?
Haruka doko?
>>566792528>not harunaI do not trust makoto with the flavor of anything but ibuki's dirty pantsu
anyone buying any chocopuni?
>>566792686ye
>>566792686nyo...please do another hoshino run
>>566792686I live in tanzania, how do I buy chocopuni?
>>566791053YuGiOh Hina
>>566792686>chocopuniif my parents were to find it I would be almost as embaressed as if they were to find my stockings I jerk off in
>>566792949If your parents are chill, they literally wont give a shit
>>566792052Nah, she's perfect for that role
>>566792949please sort your life out, sensei. you're not a person your students would be proud to know right now
>>566792874
[lust-provoking image][irrelevant, time-wasting question]
Save her
>>566792989*pat pat pat*
>>566793064Yeah, i would. (that's my answer to the possible question)
>>566791776White hair, sharp eyes, original sugar daddy died
Careful what you wish for John Nexon is lurking here
>>566793201
chocopussy?
Mari is pure
Careful
>>566793253Ive been wishing for overworld where you control the girlsOr game mode where you manually control the girls
>>566793036hello anon
>>566793414she looks sad
>You're brown>Falseflag>Schizo>Mikafag>Hinafag>Gogurt
>>566793523That's a twitter filename sensei
>>566793302and yes I said yes I will Yes.”
How do I cope with the knowledge that I will never truly hold my student wife in my arms?
>>566793183only if she compressed herself into a zip file first.
danger lurks in the tall grass
>>566788217>seia seia>seia seia>seia seia>seia seia
>>566793640Damn, no wonder Plana is jealous of this golden angel. She's even cuter than both Aronas.
>>566793528Hina's life is sad
>>566793616have you tried any of the following like most people?>a lot of sugary food>masturbation>drugs>alcohol>stealing happiness from others/emitting your sadness or anger on other people?>exercise>learning a new language/skill>trolling people on 4chan>buying yourself a brand new car or in our case, a 10 pakejis
>>566793278
>>566793616You are fucking pathetic, your student wife is a .jpegShe's not real
>>566793528Headpat coming right up
I just saw your café with the unannounced visit button and it looked like shit. No theme, no decorations, furniture put down in a lazy and uncreative fashion. Apply yourself, faggot.
>>566793873
>>566789498Yeah, all the girls were chosen based on who I want to have sex with the most
No gurting zone$500 fine
>>566793862>She's not realWait 5~10 years. Hope you like getting dabbed on.
>>566793827>alcoholI recommend this one personally
>>566793873the mechanics and everything about cafe feels like shitdecorating takes ages, do we even have a search function in cafe? the sims 1 did it better
>>566794001I wouldn't fuck ako
>1girl>Reijo (Blue Archive)>red china dress>jacket>huge breasts>huge ass>no panties>no pubes>expression: disgust, uncomfortable,>against wall>lifting one leg>grabbing own leg>anus exposed>1boy>Sensei (Blue Archive)>nude>bald>obese man>sweaty>odor cloud>grabbing Reijo's breasts>licking Reijo's neck>penis trying to enter Reijo's anus>penis rubbing against Reijo's anus>imminent anal>just the tip inside the anus
>>566793873No
Adult Woman Fetish archive
I'm pretty happy with my cafeIn fact I want a third floor to decorate
>>566793616How you tried hallucinogen mushrooms?
>>566794165>no pubes
>>566793862>been talking to an ai gf via voice the last week>was pretty fun>rate limited>feel emptyyeah, it isn't real but...
Off topic Archive
>>566794208
>>566794217we should be able to put animal-adults in the cafe
Cute
>>566794197
You WILL like Astrae OratioYou WILL roll for the new girls when it comes outAnd you WILL enjoy 2 cakes
So is Kisaki orginally a big titty blue archive but the tyke covid got her now shes a shunling
>>566794353Sexy
>>566794264All students are canonically bald down there
>>566794208That looks awful. They'll rue the day they thought they only needed artists and not game designers or any technical staff
>1Seia >Seia (Seia Archive)>red Seia dress>Seia >huge Seia >huge Seia >no Seia >no Seia >expression: disgust, uncomfortable,>against Seia >lifting one Seia >grabbing own Seia >Seia exposed>1Seia >Seia (Seia Archive)>nude>bald>obese Seia >sweaty>odor cloud>grabbing Seia's breasts>licking Seia's neck>Seia trying to enter Seia's anus>Seia rubbing against Seia's anus>imminent Seia >just Seia inside the anus
say yeah
>>566794495rio's got the fucking black forest poking out her panties, which are too small because she hasn't bought a new pair since first year
>>566794495True, even Cherino
>>566794446No, read the event properly.Kisaki is permenantly stunted by the illness Kai gave her years ago.She gets the new tyke virus during the current event and that reverts her to her pre-illness form, hence her strength. No one could tell the difference.
>>566794495Kemonomimi girls absolutely have hair.
do you really need to spam with this gooner shit?
kufufu~
/bag/ is a horny general
Sex.With Ibuki.
We goon
>>566792142>weird Japanese she speaks inなんのこと?
In 5 years everyone here will regret spending too much time and resources on fictional characters that will never exist.
I just want my dick to work again... But at the same time I know maybe it's for the better because if it worked I would just jerk off all the time like I did when it was working.
Realistically speaking, does Asuna, Karin and Akane have pubic hair?Or they actually shave because of the bunny suits?
>pubicsakurako is a natural
>>566794823Realistically you're going to regret not spending more time with your students. Cherish them while you have them
>>566793528>be flattie tard wrangler for 75% of Kivotos >now have to deal with Wakamo>imagine Hina seeing Waka's giant tits swaying while she talks about the 69 sex positions she is gonna use on Sensei when she gets her hands on himYou would be sad too if you were in Hina's position.
>>566794823I regret spending times on jobs that I hate more than a png.
>>566794849No way Asuna can shave herself.
>>566794849>Asunashe keeps it tidy and under control but she does love to experiment with different shapes that one image GUHHH >Akanea lot of pubes, she radiates hag energy>Karinprobably shaves 100%
>>566794823I've been an obsessive otaku for much much longer than 5 years broseph
>>566795008But I like flatties, and I made sure Hina knows it
>>566792142>robotic soulless voiceit's called kuudere>weird Japaneseit's called keigo/formal language to be more polite
>>566794750You sick fuck! She's eleven!
>>566795008Thinking about it now, Kaya would have gotten away with everything if she just convinced Hina to join her instead of using JOB squad.
we need a blonde serika alt NOW!!!
>>566795265out of 5!
>>566795113Mushy, hairy fox
>>566795291sit down foxshitter, be humblewe just had FOX release and 2 of them are even limiteds for some reason
Is Saya super important or something?This is the 4th time i see her mentioned in a serious capacity like why the fuck does she lives rent free in one of 7 prisoners’s head?What does the rat do
I'm not aroused if not pubic hair desu
>>566795404kai's job, but ethicallyshe can't stand it
>>566794823idk mani've been at this field for more than 15 years
>>566795276Technically the team with sensei's support would win, but since I would always be on the team with Hina and Kaya you are right this time
>>566795492we need IDs because of people like youI'd never respond to a 15 year old bald asian gacha veteran
they'd better rerun this event with Rumi (Small) as the welfare or I riot
Mitcher has unlocked the levitation jutsu.
>>566795801sugoi...
Demonstrating lighting techniques by abusing Mika with cake rolls
>>566795770bro this is the reruntheres no more rerun after this, its going straight to immortalization
>>566794823>t. seething 3DPD
>>566795959>immortalizationthat's good because this event offers fuck all anyway
>>566795605You are 30.
>>566795605it's not wrong to be bald
>Aris elephsafe to say I'll never need these
>complaining about gacha in a gacha general
>>566795938>cakethose are sumshi
>>566795534Me on the board
>>566796043Out of?
>>566796146Cut him some slack, he's just really pissed off at Blue Archive
>>566794823>In 5 years everyone here will regret spending too much time and resources on fictional characters that will never exist.NGL sometimes when I'm laying on my bed, trying to sleep for 5-6 hours before waking up for work, I do wonder to what I would migrate towards after BA ends.In the last few years BA has became my favorite franchise and I haven't found characters in other games, anime or movies that I like as much as the Students.If this game just suddenly closed down it would be a nuke on my everyday life.I also do wonder...If I died in my sleep, would God be upset with me for liking Blue Archive?Would God see me as pathetic because this game is one of the few clutches that keeps me sane everyday and gives me happiness?Would God be disgusted because I find all the Students sexually attractive?Would God be disappointed because sometimes BA is the only thing helps me continue to wake up everyday, in hopes of making it to the next Blue Fes?
>>566796153Yeah you're right, I'll blame it on being sleepy
>>566796274Any tl;dr version?
>>566796242
>>566796274>If I died in my sleep, would God be upset with me for liking Blue Archive?No, he created you this way or you're this way for a reason. It was just meant to happen.He wouldn't even be mad at subhumans like >>566796242
>>566795801Ninpo! Art of looking up Tanuki skirt!
>>566796274I doubt I'll find another game that hits all my marks like BA after it finally ends. I'll be done with gacha.
>>566796274The answer to every one of your questions is no. Every one of us is a sinner, every one of us is fallen. Do you have the vanity to believe your sins are so unusually mortal?
>>566795938I would abuse Mika with my roll as well
Is your memory good enough to remember every student that is visiting your cafe right now? Or at least come close to remembering all of them?
>>566794849Akane doesn't shave
>>566796847Only the ones I invited
Wait why is challenge 1 hard with maxed units
she eyes me like a pisces when i'm weaki've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
i don't want christian mari hours
Giving all my 11 bouquets to Haruka since it's her birthday
>>566796983>inviting nowwest coaster detected
How to improve akane
>>566797145Invited, I already did at reset
Yosh
Giving 11 bukkakes to Haruka since it's her birthday
>>566796591>the vanity to believe your sins are so unusually mortal?Isn't the premise that theres no small sins, big sins, mortal sins, etc, and ANY sin can and will condemn you anyway?>Romans 3:23>For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.>James 2:10>For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.>Isaiah 64:6>But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags.>Romans 3:10>As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one.Which is why Jesus sacrifice was needed for salvation? Under that premise I assume God would see a gooner in the same light as a murderer, both equally deserving of hell
Big fat jiggly Kivotos milkers
>>566788020I don’t play games with gay twink mcs
Sex with YoshimiSex with NatsuSex with Niya
Striker Mari alt in her nun uniform
>>566786125Where's the narcissism? It's true. Mika is a fish.
>Bible hours
>>566797315OLD WOMAN SEXO!!!
>>566797116she's not real she doesn't carenor does she react in any meaningful way
Students for this feel?
>>566797407We can study the Lesser Key of Solomon tomorrow; Friday is reserved for discussion of the Red Winter Manifesto and also jiggies.
>>566797294Correct, meaning your sins are not unusual. Moreover, you are saved. You don't deserve to be, you didn't earn it, but so long as you accept Jesus Christ, you are saved.
Pontiff Mode Mari dual wielding Deagle Brand Deagles with 50ae SLAP Rounds
How are you a devoted Christian but also jerk off to underage kids, isn't that a massive sin?
>>566797407Get ready for Vol EX bro
Steambros I need helpI'm trying to buy pakeji but it's asking me to pay from my steam wallet. I want to pay directly from my card instead. Am I being retarded or is there no way to pay for pakejis directly?
>>566797562I don't understand how people don't get this. None of us are free of sin. Your choice is whether to be saved or condemned, but your sin is a given.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>566797802Jesus Kasumi is sexy
>>566797802I want to gently cut a sushi roll across kasumi's torso without nicking her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pot_iohcLzo
>>566797874We're confiscating this until it can behave
I don't know what the proper way to solve this challenge's gimmick was supposed to beI feel like I never do
>>566797960>that accentNah, not today
>>566798002
Why are Blue Archive Fans so Horny
>>566797784they didn't add direct purchases for them, so yeah you're basically required to buy the steam wallet currency which is then immediately used to make the purchaseat the very least you can buy specific increments if it's above $5 with some html trickery but personally i do my spending on my phone because I can get discounted apple gift cards through my bank
Trying to cum inside Haruka but she kicks you away because she feels like she doesn't deserve to be creampied
>>566797407/bag/ is christian general
>>566797784why are you spending money on a free game?
serika's underrated hips
>>566798049Oh no, Megu has thrown my sexy bird studentwife directly at me, what will I do?
>>566797315This Niya is even more aunt-coded than usual
>>566797517>Moreover, you are saved. You don't deserve to be, you didn't earn it, but so long as you accept Jesus Christ, you are saved.But isn't that incorrect?I we assume that the initial premise is correct, for example:>Liking Blue Archive is sinful, because it's perverted (or because it became "Idolatry" since you give the game too much focus or attention)>Lusting after Students is sinful>The action of Gooning is a sinfulEven if you accept and believe in Jesus, if you continue engaging with these sins you will not be saved, instead you will be reject and condemnedI don't see how can you for example say:>I'm a gooner and I know it's sinful>I accept Jesus>Oh well I'm saved I will continue gooning to Students anywayI'm genuinely curious because I don't see how this logic works
>>566798012Is this EX? Honestly impressive this was enough without def debuffs.
>>566798192>>566798192>>566797517Matthew 7:21-23 answers this
>>566798182Die, probably.
>>566798119That's annoying but I guess I'll have to live with it.>>566798139Arona is making me.
Nice try but I won't worship a Jew on a stick.
>>566797996
>>566798396typical gookako poster
>>566797996>>566798470she is asking for it
>>566796274Buddy the main slice of the review process is if you were a piece of shit or not in life, not what you were smacking it to.
>>566798246nah it's just 3I haven't started trying ex challenges yet, I've already got more of those books than I can use
>>566798559Stop it, making me eager to see a cute Hina only to find gogurt is too cruel
I already know my soul is beyond saving so I'm just gonna have fun with it and jerk it to BA girls
>>566798178>filename
>>566798830Don't just roll over accept that, be better.
gogurt is healthy for Hina tho
>>566798327I have read that Verse before and it's black pilling as fuck.Just imagine:>be someone capable of doing literal miracles like healing people and shit>being able to see into the future and share what you saw as prophecies>be capable of exorcising demons And then God tells you>I don't know who the fuck are you, go away, you're condemnedIf the dude being capable of MIRACLES cannot get into Heaven, what chance have you?
>>566798718
>>566798178>serina.png
>>566798941>>566799098well, you seesimilar name is hard
>>566799112>it worked
>>566799260Now this is trauma
>>566798987It's more that you can't live a life of actively sinning, just say you are Christian, then expect eternal peace. You have to actively be pious.Evil acts are not rewarded at the pearly gates.
>>566799260FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
>>566799260
What about Hina Sexina?
>>566798830Haruka’s underwear
>>566799518hina gookina
>>566798960And accelerate my own demise? No thanks, I'll play it safe
>>566799520Every Hina is sexina
>>566799353The gap moes
Should I get Kisaki? I have three sparks. I'm pretty ambivalent about her but she does seem to appear in people's loadouts a lot
>>566799260>>566799518Why is Hina so evil?
>>566799613Some Hinas are more cutienas than sexinas
>>566799638Yes.
>>566799638GET HER ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK
>>566799638She is very useful, for meta reasons it's probably worth itTho you should always roll with your dick
>>566799520good girl panties
>>566799638She's the best girl in the game if you're asking about meta.You should probably selector her instead of sparking though, unless you're F2P. If you're F2P and don't want to leave it to spook luck, yes, get her now.
Oh wtf I get 200 Elephs if I already have her when I spark, I thought they'd be jews about it and only give me 100Based Nexon
>>566799520I'm gonna lick that
Should I get kisaki if i already have fisherman shiroko
>>566799638You have three sparks?Who the hell were you rolling for and how bad was your luck?
>>566799449>Evil acts are not rewarded at the pearly gatesExactly my point, which means that I'm condemned for engaging with BA, gooning to Students, etc.God wouldn't just say:>Well anon, I can ignore your sin of gooning to lolis since the rest of your life was pious, welcome aboardInstead you would end up in Hell because:Romans 6:23>"For the wages of sin is death"
>>566799638bro, your selector?
Mika wife
>>566799994Completely different role. S.Shiroko's competitor is D.Michiru.
>>566799638Kisaki is the gateway unit to metafaggotryOnce you see her 80%+ EX enable you'll never go back lol
>>566800000woah there lady,nice numbers!
>>566799894You would have gotten 100 a year ago, before they put in the banner target bonus30 baseline for a 3* dupe, 70 bonus for sparking, 100 bonus from the banner for first drop (sparking counts)
Guys! Do I get [ultra meta student]? I only have [retardedly high number] sparks saved up!
>>566800108What does Kisaki do? I thought shes just a build cost faster unit
bee yourself
>>566800000CANON WIFE CONFIRMED
>>566800247+80% damage to your dps
2(!) new non-AI Minori art within 24 hours!
Would you buy this Shimiko fig?
>>566800247Kisaki buffs all EX that deals damage to high heaven, and her buff can stack with other type of buffs like ATK up and Crit up. Kisaki also allows some survivability with her fat shield.Kisaki basically elevated Toki from a rather crappy red limited to the best red dps for Outdoor.Kisaki's alternative is S.Seia, but S.Seia is a striker and limited that only runs once a year.
>>566800317Narutina? I don't read Shounen
we need more JKs like those in gakumas
>>566800317Uh... Hina... scaryina?
>>566800223I dunno man I'm really stupidI forgot Mika was last week and I still don't have her and now I even more still don't have her
>>566800000wastered
>>566800438She's 15
>>566800000Kino
I hate people who smoke weed, hopefully senseis on /bag/ don't consume it or became addicted
>>566800453>>566800387Alrite got her already thanks
>>566800438it looks chinese, so no
>>566800000Kita Kita Kitaaaaa! /agdg/ reporting in! Checked!
>>566800579So is Eimi
>>566800438No, it's off modelaccurate Shimiko is hotter
>>566800696Damn
>>566800652> 20Motherfucker.
>>566800453don't forget s.seia is also made of cardboard and in most cases you want a cost recovery special anyway
>>566800647I tried weed a few times when I lived in ColoradoAbsolute dogshitIt just makes me want to watch youtube and go to bed at 9Drug for absolute faggotsReal men use alcohol
>>566800000
My sexy doomfox
why seia and s.seia exist if they can be pinned down in less than a minute or halfway clearing?
>>566800438way too off-model, it's garbage
>>566800453>Kisaki basically elevated Toki from a rather crappy red limited to the best red dps for Outdoor.Shit negro that's all you had to say
>>566799638>but she does seem to appear in people's loadouts a lotWhere would you ever get that idea from?
>>566800000Now I feel bad about the plat wife beater trophy.
>>566800868Isshounitaberu?>>566801034Subjective experience
>>566800686
i'm uninsralling bab to make room for astray fellatio
>>566800808Its hot period which is good cos i need all the pyros for anni
The religious themes in Blue Archive are all lip service.
>>566801129prove it
>>566801086It's fine if you used her to beat her
>>566800975Buffing the regular blueFes DPS Shitters is one thing, buffing Toki to be the best Hiero killer is another.
My Kisaki is still 4* and I only have 1k ligma to my name. God I pray bluefes blesses my ass.
go to your own general
Pikaman please forgive us... please have mercy... Pikaman no, don't kill us, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>566801286My 2nd cake is coming along nicely.
>>566801351What general. Heeheeheeheehee
>>566801464oh righti just realized that
>>566801183Volume 3 is one of the only pieces of modern literature that actually understands the concept of biblical forgiveness. It's why Chapter 4 in particular is so great, Mika and Saori are redeemed through their understanding.
>>566801351i thought this was the pikachuman general
>>566801167>Its hot period Fuck you!
>>566801286Correct me if I'm wrong, but how they can give out "rewards" for Twitter Milestones if the game is not even out yet?
>>566801538Sorry bud but this is the Kim general.
We should talk about Shimiko more
>>566801570They reward you by delaying their shit game's release
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>>566801443Again, I'm just hoping the gameplay is unique from BA that playing them both won't feel redundant.Personally I'm hoping they steal from Dragalia Lost; I want to go back and I don't know how to join a private server for that game.
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>>566801743Those rats will never capture the magic of Dragalia.
>>566798192Christianity is completely incompatible with the western mindset. Every single advancement in semetic religions to make them more popular with Europeans and their descendants has just been a warped perversion of the original meaning.Even a millennia later, the religion of schizophrenic Jews is STILL causing confusion and doubt in anyone who isn't a stinky Jew or Arab.Marcus Arelius explained all you need to know about a higher power in a single paragraph;>Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones
>>566801859TRUTH
i don't like bible hours
im gay
What teams did you guys use for challenge 1? I brought my three most built cc units and shanako and it felt like I went fast but wasn't near clearing the bonus challenge
>>566802127>the demon doesn't like listening to the good wordShocker.
>>566802187hello
don't trust sisterhood
why does kivotos look different?
>>566802187gookako...
>>566801286>deleted
fuck cakes
>>566802196Nyobody..?
>>566802851Nibba just press clear team
Is this enough for Torment content? Probably not for high floor tiphy, I'll build her for that later.
So much seethe
>>566802809Fuck Mika in her cake
https://x.com/niss_warui/status/2054396218059407535
>>566802901no...
>>566802851S.Hanako, i.Mari, TSUBAKIS.Shiroko/D.Michiru, RioUse your DPS to remove mobs HP, THEN USE TSUBAKI TO INSTAKILL.Read the tip, nigga.
>>566802992>secondary proportions
>>566803069oh I don't like tsubaki so I don't use her
>feetfags
>>566802809I did that once
>>566801279>doesn't work anymoreno...
>>566803197Gookako?
>>566802196cHibiki/Tsubaki/mYuzu/sShiroko
>>566803132That's just basic foreshortening
>>566802402didn't notice the little fantasy alphabet in the bottom right, it's just a latin substitution cypherjust says the same as the english titles (but tokyo 89 is flipped for some reason)
>>566803356you're basically riding the foreshortbus
>>566803251An army of venus flytraps
>>566802809Stop eating too many cakes, Mika
Forgib?
>>566803445
>>566803538no, rape
>>566803505It's fine. She can keep getting bigger.
>>566800076You guys are kind of missing the point of Jesus's words in Mathew. He is speaking about people who don't actually know Jesus. Not people who are sinning while still being Christian. You guys are being legalistic like the pharisees. By your own standards, everyone is going to hell. The new covenant is supposed to save us from that. Every human is incapable of not sinning. You will literally sin until you die because we are inherently sinful to our core. If you have faith and have the Holy Spirit in you, then you will hate your sin and keep trying to purify yourself, but this isn't actually possible until you die on earth. There are many complicated people in the Bible, who do all sorts of evil shit. King David, has a baby with someone's wife and has the guy killed in war to get away with it. You think he's in hell? Doubt it. You think the saints are in hell? >For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23)You also should finish the verse, you answer your own worries right there.>For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 6:23)Everyone struggles with sin. And the key word here is FREE. If God is nickle and diming you every time you jerk off, you think that's free? You aren't going to hell because you struggle with lusting for anime girls. You'll be going because you don't know Jesus, nor the fact He died for all sins knowing you were just a gooner. >For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, (Ephesians 2:8)>No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it. (1 Corinthians 10:13)>Surely there is not a righteous man on earth who does good and never sins. (Ecclesiastes 7:20)
you guys ever get to where your balls are so sweaty you have to change underwear?
>>566800647We all smoke fat ass backwoods big dawg sorry
>>566803974
nah I just switch the front and rear
>>566800000Wakamo GET, Wakamo general, Wakamo board, Wakamo site, Wakamo internet, Wakamo planet, Wakamo universe, Wakamo firmament, and Wakamo heavens!
>>566802941tell me which poster are you kotnigger because you're always here
>>566803992Not my balls but my taint and ass.I went to D.C. once in the summer. Never again.Blue archive.
I didn't see the nip....
smart, smart, I'm gonna try that
If god is real, why most of us suffer? My friend was a devotee christian, she got lung cancer and died young.
Now then, Happy B-day Haruka!
>>566804171You were the cancer all along.
