Previous: No.566809502 I LOVE MY WIFE SARAH!!!! edition>NewsAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Season 3 Teaser[YouTube] Season 3 Teaser - "Before the Wind Rises" | Zenless Zone Zero (embed) (EN)[YouTube] シーズン3 先行PV「巻き起こる風を前にして」 | ゼンレスゾーンゼロ (embed) (JP)Version 2.8 Special Program[YouTube] Zenless Zone Zero Version 2.8 "New: Eridan Sunset" Special Program (embed)>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demo[YouTube] Promeia - The Judge's Downtime | Zenless Zone Zero (embed) (EN)[YouTube] プロメイア「裁決官の中休み」|ゼンレスゾーンゼロ (embed) (JP)[YouTube] Promeia Character Teaser - "Rainy Night Monologue" | Zenless Zone Zero (embed) (EN)[YouTube] プロメイア エピソード「雨夜のモノローグ」|ゼンレスゾーンゼロ (embed) (JP)[YouTube] Promeia Character Demo - "Fatal Auction" | Zenless Zone Zero (embed) (EN)[YouTube] プロメイア エキシビション「処刑人に値をつける者は」 | ゼンレスゾーンゼロ (embed) (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HERO>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P (embed)
My slutwife Remielle!
BUT do we like LUCIA ELOWEN??
>>566834924You fucked up the previous link, OP. Now everybody will laugh at your wife Sarah.
nice embeds and backlink OP
>>566834924>mfw I fucked up the link to the last threadIt's so over, Creatordammit.....>>566835081I realized.
>>566834743Gelbooru is more pro AI but has more porn. Danbooru is a mix of porn and sfw art.
agent for this when
>>566834924Retard
>>566835208Phoenix
>>566835273Shut up, bitch.
>>566834924retard
i look like this
>>566835408Look bro, I'm 4 beers deep after a 12 hour shift and an hour ride home. I'm also trying to stay up because this is my first big pay day in a while and I wanna go out for a burger I had 6 years ago at a place that's way off the beaten path. Just let me have this.
We like Aria around here?
sex with my id
>>566835525E R I D URIDU
>>566835697Hah faggot
>>566835697wrong site bwo
>>566834924Ariaposters are too powerful
>>566835525Globglogabgalab lookin ass legs
>>566835767do you think I don't know where I am
>>566835639Yeah
>>566835639Not really but I'm willing to warm up to her if she shows up more often.
>>566835893Now show me the heart pupils
>embed
what do you think?
>>566836050bibi...
>triple monitor set up>easy remote work on one monitor>4chan on monitor 2>gacha games dailies/idling on monitor 3Anyone here on a NEET life like myself?
They let the robofucker cook and he came out with one of the most mid meals in the history of robofucking. Maybe even the middest! Very sad! Thank you for your attention to this post.
>>566836072Why did the designer of these killbots make them have childbearing hips?
Cute
>>566835697UH OH
>>566835797And yet I have post 0, curious.
creator refine this thread
>>566836229What remote work do you do?
>>566836717they're a neet, anonunless they're a normgroid larping
>>566836229How are you a NEET if you're employed with remote work?
>>566836229>job>NEET
>>566835697So, how did that thinking go?
>>566836831Yeah their post was contradicting itself but in the off chance its true I am interested in what kind of job it is, I want to find a remote position myself.
Know what I realized while being mad about the Yixuan character assassination?People defend it saying it's a flaw that adds depthExcept Miyabi is given flaws that are quirky and endearing, at worst you can blame her for derelection of work to Yanagi but both of them know Yanagi is better at it.Not "Oopsies I let children die because I was negligent tee hee."
Just came back after a good 6 month break should I roll for any of the S-rank or save up tapes and polychrome
>>566836835I am new. I have absolutely no chance of learning who this character is in game any time soon. Sell me this character.
>>566836309Recoil absorbtion
>>566836672Heretic, how dare you speak Their name.
Bootopia...home...
seed flopped....twice!
Remember: Lucia, Yidhari, Dialyn, Banyue ,Sunna, Aria, Nanggong, Cissia, Promeia and S Billy were not in the trailer for season 2. Your favorite agent may be right around the corner.
>>566835898Her most recent appearance was saving Eous as he was running around like a mad boo
>>566836963Yeah their post was a little confusing. However, I am a work from home person. I just take inbound calls related to health benefits. I read from a script and its pretty easy, you should look into inbound only callwork if you're new to from home work.
>>566836604and you fucked it up because you were blinded by your hatred for Aria!
>>566837243Must be, because none of the trailer agents really got me interested. Maybe we'll get a nice surprise.
>>566837283I work in higher education currently, mostly administration stuff, im hoping to find a position in higher education remote.
NEET life doesn't mean you don't work, it could be some passive 0 effort "job" that keeps you from being homeless and is able to sustain your lifestyle.
>>566837842NEET means Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Having a job explicitly voids that definition.
>>566836993The guy is in prison, dude.You can let your butthurt rest now.
>>566837328I'm blionded by 4 miller h9igh lifes and 2 heinekens. I just got off a work and I've got a day off. Gonna go to this place called Midway Grille in Bolivia when I sober up to celebrate finally getting back on my feet. Shit's been rough, brother. I've had to sell my shotgun, sell the red dot off my rifle, ask my brother and grandfather for money. I was at damn near the end of my rope. I'm celebrating right now.The execution of Ariaposters will be delayed.Addendum: Yall niggas ever in North Caroliona around Wilmington, check these guys (and many others) out. I'm going for the Blue Cheese Burger. Never cared for blue cheese until I had it from them. Fuckin' phenomenal. I also recommend Circa 1922 in Down Town Wilmy proper. The Filet Mignon is Gucci. Uuuuh, also check out the Waffle House on Market Street, the one by the Food Lion. Love those guy. Lifted my spirits TOO many times. Ummmm.... and Highway 55 fucking bangs. Get a John Boy and Billy Barbeque Bacon Burger, no chili, no mustard, make it Andy's sized (It's called alrge now, but when I was young, HW 55 was called Andy's), and get a side of fries with a sweet tea, light ice (they're good people, but they Jew you out with the ice). Love you /zzz/.
>>566837969Glad you're back on your feet sailoranon.
>>566837842Nah, that's fucking called "lying flat." NEET life means NEET fucking life. Says right there on the tin.
>>566837969Didn't read
>>566837283Surely this pays like shit
>>566837969Dude ngl, this shit looks ass. It's just typical white people bar food.
>>566837963That doesn't redeem Yixuan's compliance no matter how small it was. She still abjectly failed and now has child murder under her resume, and there is no foreseeable plans to redeem this unless you seriously think her going "Yeah...Sorry" has any actual meaning behind being a platitude to acknowledge it as her failing.
>>566838116Not really. I mean i'm not rolling high or anything but I do well for myself. Plenty of money for neccessities.>>566837549Oh well, that im not too keen on.
>>566837969I'm hungry now
>>566838476Do you own a home?
Shark wife... imagine
>>566838430>child murderThat's retarded. The guy is in prison.Let go of your butthurt.The season 2 story is done.
>>566836993>character assassination Yixuan started off as a snake oil merchant
>>566838589This anon is right. It's time to forget that Season 2 even happened and prepare our minds for the seamless transition from Season 1 to Season 3.Waifei? Never heard of it.
>>566838657>still can't let go of his season 2 butthurtlol
i could never forget shroomguang
>>566838589>Tell me I skipped the story>Skipped the part where they explicitly say the sword killed those unworthy >>566838631Okay so why not just let that be her flaw and NOT tack on Child Murder?
>>566838750We're still on season 2 you poophead
>>566837969thx I wanna visit NC sometime it sounds dope. and I've never been to a waffle house because the gay part of hte country I live in doesn't have them! zzz should do a collab with them shit would be lit
Ain't readin that, either
Isn't it so pathetic that he has panic attacks when anyone mentions Shunguang's success during Filipino hours, even though he gets caught every time. You just know it's jealousy, she has a certain something that the void hunters of delusion don't, that made her sell 5x as much despite being equal or even slightly weaker in power.
>>566838560Yes!
>>566838809Yixuan is not a sword.Let go of your butthurt, just let go, it's easy.
>>566837243I have detached collar and detached sleeves fatigue.
I dunno, I feel like they should've closed off Yunkui for a while to conduct a proper investigation into it. The organization paraded as a monastery for years while grooming kids into wielding a magical weapon which erased their personality or killed them outright.This would give mean giving more screen time to NEPS and giving every Yunkui member an urban outfit, which would redeem S2 in my eyes.
Also if they don't attempt to redeem Yixuan that means they won't admit they fucked up and WILL do it again, potentially to a character (you) like.
>>566839012my fav agent is manato btw and i love anal sex with big black men
>fucked up previous>none of the embeds workbw-okay
I read all that!
>>566839182It's still her negligence that facilitated it.She should have noticed that the orphans they took in went missing, and if Lu made some BS excuse like he found a home she should follow up on it to make sure they're doing well.Sorry that you have no ability to understand writing on a deeper level to understand how much of a fuck up the decision was
>>566838823
>>566839413>It's still her negligenceNo this doesn't make her guilty of your accusations. You're retarded and eternally asspained.
Shifu unknowingly running a child sacrifice cult, getting away with it, and still being loved is still crazy. You can get away with things if you are a white-haired bitch with big tits and big ass it seems
>>566839516It's still association that negatively impacts the perception of her character, done for reasons that were unnecessary.
Late for Velina sex
I tried the Yuzubot, had sex with her, she mocked my penis size and after we were done she told me she was 17 before leaving. Am I cooked?
>>566839631>It's still associationNo it's not, retard.It's someone else's crime.
>>566838875Bro, when I was sailing in Maryland, I thought I'd hop off the ship real quick for taste of home. Color me fucking shocked when I found out there wasn't a single Waffle House north of Pennsylvania. Hardest 5 months of my life. Uhhh, if you come here, like most anywhere else, don't go to the cities, you'll get a bad idea of the state. Cities fucking suck. I can recommend Wilmington, but that's because it's pretty small scale, though I did see homeless camped in front of the library one time like it was New York (don't go there, not dangerous in Manhattan, just depressing on some Cyberpunk shit). Where was I? Hampstead is my home town. Self proclaimed Seafood Capitol of the Carolinas (Challenge it motherfucker, I dare you, even if I'm calling bs). Surf City too!!!! I drive through there at night when I need to clear my head. Put on the breakcore, the low fi hip hop at like 2 am when it's just me on the road (Don't drive down to the south end, cops are there and they WILL pull you over if you don't look like you belong, ask me how I know). Highway 50 makes a loop across the intercoastal waterway, through Sneeds Ferry, and back down Highway 17, great loop for night drive loversThe fuck was I talking about? Drive through the mountains. So many small towns. Love em to bits. I wanna die on this land. I love the pine trees, the cicadas, the pigeons hooting in the evening sun in summer. Hey, hit up Surf City Pier in Surf City.... lol no shit, for the ice cream. The food is expensive, but fuck it, I love my state and area. Jacksonville is sketchy, but it's got some Waffle Houses. Don't let your little sister be around the Marines, they're pedophiles. Hit up Armageddon and Semper Fi Guns. Semper Fi especially. They got hella bangers and plenty of Dakka. Bring it back, on Highway 17, there's an Eastern Outfitter great spot, kind dudes, they sell White Monster and .300 Blackout. Got Badass guns.I'm running out of letters, NORTH CAROLINA IS BEST CAROLINA!
Shifu dindu nothing wrong.
>>566839537Ain't no one buying ZZZ writer's spiteful babble #StandWithShifu
>Sells Miyabi costume>No Miyabi rerunyeah, alright
>>566839516Yeah you try telling the cops you didn't know your roommate was a mass murderer and the bodies were all found in your apartment/home
Question about boos. Is it worth it investing in them, like at all? While i don't hate them, I would prefer if my team composition was only cute girls.
>>566839632w-what about Velina love?
>>566839691Ahhh, I mean, were you both legal residents of texas at the time of copulation?
>>566839826The guarantee banner returns with Mibibi, Chungus, and Shifu.U rike?
>>566839826I mean Vivian wasn't when she got her swimsuit
>>566839842>your roommateThey are not room mates.Let go of your butthurt my dude. It's affecting your brain negatively.
>>566839012the angels of brown have a somewhat... worthless fanbase
>>566839975>What is an allegoryAlso bro thinks only one person can not like a dumb plot point
this has convinced me of her innocence.
>>566839874Velina love? ALWAYS although we have to get know her better next patch
>>566839336Mad cause you failed bitch :^]. Looks like your Janny Nigger butt buddies weren't around to help you cheat this time. Boo hoo hooooooooo!!!!Anyways, if you ever plan on making a trip out here to NC, catch me in a thread and I'll see about helping you out. If nothing else, I can give you some good fucking eats. My brother lives in Raleigh, but he put me on to this Chicken and Waffles place called dameshttps://dameschickenwaffles.com/This shit is the BOMB, dude. The spreads and smears, holy shit. I'm gonna try to go up there soon and seem him. Treat him to this shit. It's AMAZING.
>>566839872>Is it worth it investing in themYup.Biggest Fan gives your cute girls ATK buff if you give him 3 stars.Look at all the stars on my bangboos!
>>566834924I love evil women so much, bros. Especially older ones. Imagine impregnating an evil older woman, haha.
>>566839718It is though, she allowed it to fester with her hands off approach. Even she herself admits to it.And I'll get over it if the devs prove me wrong and do something, anything, to redeem her characters in the eyes of the fan base. Which they won't
>>566840201Delete this.
>>566840090>we will never get milf Nicole
>>566839913I'm on Waifei on a business trip...
>>566840218>she allowed it to festerNah, she only ran the temple because all her seniors died.
Yixuan should have killed Lu on the spot for that, NEPs would have understood
>>566840095>>What is an allegoryThat's an irellevant fallacy, and will not enhance your argument in anyway.It only proves of analrekt you have become.
>>566840201Her hag bod is pure sex, post more
since we're on this topic,i would have loved if Yixuan was actually aware of what was happening, but chose to do nothing because of how mindbroken she was with the sword for taking her sis.
What if you had a Yixuan gf??
>>566840382>Yixuan should have killed Lu on the spot for thatShe can't. It's an issue that saved the Waifei peninsula.She has no right to kill him, he saved them all.
>>566840580I wouldn't go a day without cumming inside her
>>566840574>Have her be explicitly complicentAre you retarded?
>>566840475No, fucking stop, no more Sarah this thread. We won BIGLY, and have no more desire for Sarah influencing. We thank you all for coming, we thank you all for your interest in North Carolina, we thank you for your future patronage of Hampstead. God bless you, your families, and your futures. I'm sleeping.
>>566840574>if Yixuan was actually aware of what was happeningHow would she become aware? What signs of dangers where there?
>>566839946Shifu just reran a patch or two ago, realistically the third agent would be Dialyn.
>>566840580I would be a very lucky individual
>>566840580I would be happy
>>566840580I woudl suffer from crippling imposter syndrome being next to a woman so inhumanely perfect and beautiful. I'd doubt myself at every turn and be simultaneously attracted and repulsed by her light. I'd constantly be asking her if she loved me because I'd never feel myself worthy. I'd probably try to break up with her just to find shade. Then again, I might stay and just suffer because I'd love her with all my being. I don't know, I'm a worthless piece of shit.
>>566840704I will jack off to whoever the fuck I want, get cucked.
>>566840962I bet you jack off to the futa Sarah porn that makes up 10% of her content
>>566840962>Jacking off to me plowing my wife like a cornfield G...good for you, I guess....
Sarah died, Aria is alive
>>566840201Spent 2 years of the story chasing this clown, if you deleted the entire story after fairy was discovered and resumed it after her death you would miss nothingwhat was that purpose of this character?
>>566841105>he doesn't know
You guys really love dead women huh?
Why didn't Vivian come to console Paethon after they turned into a horrible monster that was in constant pain and potentially gone forever
>>566841269Aria is a soulless automaton. Sarah IS (not was) a flesh and blood human capable of giving birth to children. Alrighty, fr fr, going to bed. Sleep tight or have a good day, my dudes.
>>566841442Yes, my favorite Harbinger is Signora, my favorite Obol Squad member is Isolde, my favorite Exaltist is Sarah and my favorite Babolg woman is Cocolia
>>566840962That hand behind her head? Mine
i dont work, i browse 4chan watch youtube play games and bitches all day. im saudi prince
>>566841746Can you send me 50k dennies?
>>566841746Can I write ZZZ fetish work for you so I can afford 3.x?
How judgemental is bibian really?Can I>Bring her to Burger King or Popeyes >Take the metro with her>Buy cheapass snacks at the dollar store>Hang out in a messy room>Watch porn togetherAnd more without issue?
>>566840934She would effortlessly fix you.
>>566841746I can cosplay any character you want (male)
>>566840934Love is not rational, so there is no point in seeking rationality in it.Live the moment until the candle's flame extinguishes. Who knows, maybe it keeps burning forever.
>>566841746Can you give me funds to M6 something so that I can get access to beta and shit? I wanna help make this game better
>>566841929i pee and poo on influencer whores. you can start from there>>566842009gay is haram
>>566842149yeah no, you could work for me tho
>>566842327>you could work for me thoSure what can I do for you? I could use a 2nd job
>>566841946Being completely honest? She'd probably put up with it until she can't anymore, then she'd explode on you for being a cheap fuck and only doing things you want to do.She will make you feel bad for it, she'll make you feel like the biggest piece of shit.
>>566841946Vivian loves you. Not an idealized version. You might be able to shock her with, I don't know, piss bottles, but she'd love to go to BL, as long as it's with you. She'd love the subway, as long as she can lean on your shoulder. Her love is true, (read: not something any foid is capable of) and all she wants is yours in return.
>15 years pass>the idols are the most popular group in New Eridu>the shows are an old hag (Sunna) dancing on stage with two little girlsuh
>>566842550>most popular>didn't even reached top 100 without fairy cheatingeven in-game they flopped bigly
>>566841946Bibi literally doesn't care for anything material, her dress? she bought it on the off chance of meeting (you), her preferences? (you), the think that makes her have fun? (you), her reason to live? (you).Now it's (you)r duty as a man to fill those shoes, every Bibi of every universe deserves the utmost happiness in her life and nothing less. Every Bibi will find her bibianon, but only if you are a part of the bibicord.
>>566842509I'm referring to (You) i.e bibian being the same schizo obsessed maniac as she does for proxiesSo would she be fine with itOr is she just another generic bitch who wants the world but offers nothing in return
Wow, its just hypothetical zzz gf hours everyday, huh?Ok what if LUCIA Elowen was your gf??
>>566842124Love is not entirely rational, but it has a rationality to it. We know men love tits and asses, we know women love tall men with wit and influence. Yixuan is still a woman at the end of the day. She'd never fall for a man less than herself. Name a woman of renown who's picked up a man like how Prince Andrew picked up Kate. Women don't date down. If you aren't on your waifu's level, try to forget that what you fantasize about could never be real with a woman of a similar stature. Shifu would NEVER love us. A woman like her would have so many options she'd never settle down. Your best bet is a realistically down to earth woman like Piper or Burnice, maybe Zhu Yuan if you can distract her from her girlboss crusade.
>>566841946Probably one of the few agent where I could BEE myself
>>566842705Anon look at what you were offering in your post, Vivian deserves better than that.A girl that's willing to do anything and everything for (You) deserves the world, not some shitty burger king date.
>>566842947I'd die from her turning me into an Ethereal
How old is Eve?
Bibicord...
>>566843007She falls for Wise who can't even Hadoken while she's getting ready to Domain Expansion her sister bird
>>566842550>Older, taller, chubbier Sunna with bigger thighs and breasts>gets messed with everyday by her two bratty ageless short friendsdiamonds
>>566842947Id fuck chestnut in front of her and return back to Bibian
>>566843059late 20s or early 30spossibly the latter given her extensive experience
>>566843030>gotta spend $150 and change on steak and lobster every night because this bitch refuses to downgradefuck offthis bitch is just as for (Me) as vivian and I can take her to eat cheap ass gook food noodleslop dim sum slop everyday and she'll be more than happyEat shit bibianfag
>>566843331I didn't say you should take her to the fanciest restaurant, just treat her like she deserves to be treated.That's why you will be forever single and you will die alone Unkofag.
I love my bnuuy wife
>>566841445As much as we joke about her stalking the siblings everywhere she probably doesn't ACTUALLY do that and probably doesn't know, unless Billy and Cissia start blabbing to everyone
>>566843160Eous is winning so hard lately
What if, somehow, you had a Grace Howard gf??
>>566843485Shunko>loves me just as much as Turdbian does if not more>Bigger tits>Prettier face>Better at sex>Better fashion sense>Smarter asian intellect>Superior asian genetics>and does it all for 1/10th the cost of a shartbian gfyou lost bibifag
>>566843779>come home from work early one day>find her cheating on you with the toaster, fridge, and microwave
>>566843646Dating an MtF tranny is a loss.
>>566843779If Grace understood love she would love you like one of her babies and it would be beautiful
>>566843646>Gets a Doro>Gets a jetpack>Is seen as the strongest Companion/Mascot of the big 3 Hoyo gamesEous stocks to the moon
>>566843810>can only cook one thing>fucking sucks at it
oh yeah well what about this
>>566843779Explain how without changing her character first.You can not convinced me this woman can love human men, and I'm trying ever thought process to figure out how she could
>>566844338keep fufu away from it
NEW AND UPDATED
People dont actually like Ye shunguang do they? She's the worst character they've made yet, boring as fuck, shit personality, shit gameplay.
>>566844263>cookingwho cares when she sucks cock like a experienced prostitute
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>566840108Ain't no way shit fit all that into those jeans.
Ye shunguang will eat popeyes with me any time while that stuck up bitch Vivian Banshee will get mad at you for not feeding her daily truffle and caviar.What a shit tier woman vivian is
>>566843810>anon can't differentiate in what a girl needs and is content with vs what a girl deservesngmi + you are a fake shungus fan because real shungy enjoyers don't speak ill of others
>>566844415I love and respect Evelyn posters, even if they are somewhat rare these days.
>>566841746How many wives?
>>566844415jane fags have plenty of bad posts bwowie....
>>566843030>>566843331Retards
>>566844338Default bumbum is better.
>>566844957Janefriends NEVER make bad posts
Orphie needs an Agent Story. 2.2 wasn't even about her it was about Magnus and Orphie isn't given anything to show his she is different from Magnus to validate her being an individual
and and what about Lucia ELOWEN friends!?!?
>>566844415Bear guy is not only a homo who spam us with porn, and falseflags with homoto porn OPs, but he also a samefags just to praise himself.
>>566845160*Show how she is
>>566844415you just know a janeBITCH made this list never a good post from RATfags
>>566845192not chinese so I don't care
Bibi deserves the world, and so does Shungy.They are both tragic girls that will do everything for (you) and are grateful for what (you) are and that (you) exist. If you were a real man you wouldn't be wondering how low can you get before they get bored, because you'd be working your ass off just to fulfill their needs and give them the things they want but don't ask for.End of discussion.
>>566844814cute shunko!
>>566845440Enjoy being a friendzoned ATM nigger paying for subpar uggo foids for the rest of your pathetic life.
>>566844415>benfag>never a bad postYou clearly are biased to the last posts he made, because he is unironically a faggot who likes discussing his musky balls and dick.
>>566843007Shifu is HAG who hasn't dated anyone in her life. No way in hell she has standards. She would probably prefer to pick someone up and train them herself.
>>566845590saddest trvke I've seen
>>566845192I love Lucia ElowenHolding hands with Lucia ElowenGoing on night walks with Lucia ElowenMassaging Lucia Elowen's scalp and tenderly rubbing the base of her hornsTeasing Lucia Elowen's ears(not too much though)Drifting off to sleep in Lucia Elowen's embrace, safe and soundListening to Lucia Elowen's eccentricities and telling her she's the cutest when she's explaining what she's most passionate aboutLeaving Eridu behind to go live with Lucia Elowen in a comfortable yurtTouching Lucia Elowen's fluffy tail ouugh I love goat thiren so fucking much
>>566845794Shifu is mid 20s, has Cultivation to prolong her youth, and will stay beautiful and fertile for decades!
>>566845781benGENTLEMEN are decent posterswell i assume it's one person but he is just gay
>>566845942THE RETURN OF THE KING
>>566845781ben might be a faggot but watching him obliterate the mentally ill freaks that shit up this place was worth its weight in gold.
Lucia doesn't brush her teeth
>>566846045>>566846389>he is just gaySpamming the thread with long blogs from his life is not "just gay".Spamming the thread with fat guy porn is not "just gay".Getting butthurt when people hate on Manato homo, and spamming Manatoporn out of spite for the Manato posters, is not "just gay".Talking to himself in 3rd person just to praise himself is a mental disorder, not "just gay".This homo is the first guy on the lynching list.
>>566846436yuzuha doesn't wipe her ass
I will impregnate Fairy
Just came back after 8 months. Am i giga bricked without supports like Yuzuha and Sunna? is it nyover for my account?
>>566846560>brickyabi>brickobols>brickevelynbwo...
>>566845121Can't wait for the Jane posting renaissance when Velina brings her back
>>566846508His garbage posts are also extremely cringe to read.
>yawns loudly
I’d honestly be happy with aggressive cuddling with drunk Eve.
>>566846554>Increasing Paethon's electricity costs
>>566846560GODleda beloGODGODyiyou're good bro
>>566846560Just try DA and Shiyu right now, see how deep you can go.
>>566846942Is that why Yixuan was always busy? She needed to do work since she was footing Fairy's electric bill?
brushing Lucias teeth
>>566846560Sanby/Trigger/Orphie still mogs the entire game so you are good
I love my wife Aria!!!
Banyue Shifu says:>The true test of a hollow lies not in finding your way out, but in resisting the temptation to enter.
>>566847240Are you sure?
>>566844415Shungusbros are simply the most oppressed posters and have to fight back. Can't even post a Shungy without someone having a melty over her
>>566846560You're missing FufuShe is the /zzz/ super meme of season 2.
>>566847243But Banyue my job is literally to go in and take down Ethereals
>>566847345why did you post seed senior?
hey we fucking LOVE Ye Shunguang around these parts.GOT it??
The only good posters are: lewdpostersjufufupostersyixuanpostersburnicepostersshunguspostersanbyposters aria/sunnaposters but nangong posters nicolepostersthe posters that spam you with nekomata when lose rolls janeposterscissiapostersand smugposters
>>566847353>>566847449Truth and based. I respect you anons.
>>566847345Yes, of course I'm sure!Absolute, unfaltering and unending Aria love!!
>>566847453>the posters that spam you with nekomata when lose rollsguilty
>>566847392>Then you have failed to resist temptation, young one.>Fortunately, there is always tomorrow.
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>>566847453>the posters that spam you with nekomata when lose rollshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tnGhlT6GzgNekomata is the owner of this soundtrack. Simple as.
>>566847835*mwah mawh*
>>566845590My wife makes like 2x more money than me though, and it was her idea to merge bank accounts and buy our apartment to my name, she's actually MY sugar mama (8 years older)
>>566846560sanby orph trigger is still really good if you get sanby's potential unlocksmiyabi is still good but she still gets anti shill. should still 2 star if you put her with lucy/nicole & soukakuqingyi is sadly one of the least valued limited rnevelyn should still be usable with koleda & nicoharumasa is hard to get good scores with without dialyn. you can still try his old qingyi-nico team but it'll be hard to score with
>>566847936>qingyi is sadly one of the least valued limited rnNot with Cissia.They are a +30K team even for mediocre players.
>>566847353Unironically true. Every post of this whore has someone losing his mind for hours
>>566848021really? I should try that. Who's the 3d member just any support?
supercute & supercanon <3
>>566848156Astra
>Again, Ellen is neglected...passed over for Miyabi, Promeia, and even Yidhari
>>566848308>PromeiaShe has high fun factor for people who enjoy big explosions with her+Vivian.
>>566848308>schoolgirl trying to compete with adults
>>566848308Ellen is still paying for Miyabi's sins.
>>566848308best girlworst treatment
>>566848156As long as you remember to hit Qingyi EX special right before the stun.If you can't be bothered to do this, you will be better off running Qingyi with 4p Shockstar.
Ellen got buffed AND was given potentialShe's STILL not good enough??
>>566845590>americans can only think of ntr plotseverytime
>>566848801she needs dyaln and lighter to be even semi-competent
>>566848308that's not true I skipped all those and just used you against the new paethon boss
Hmm let's see...>Ice agentsmost diverse gameplay>fire agentsmost confident gameplay>physical agentsflashiest gameplay>electric agentsmost balanced gameplay>ether agentsmost experimental gameplay
Just dropped a Ye shungus in the toilet.AMA
>>566849259Wonder where wind will fit.
>>566849259Interesting
what if you had a missed call from Dialyn
>>566849485Sexiest gameplay! (hopefully)
>>566838576Pink or brown nipples?
>>566838576So what color is Ellen's hair for real, black with red under highlights or red but dyed black
>>566849943Shes actually a redhead but overlays it with black to better suit her image
>>566844415The best posters are the hornyposters.The more the posters talk about fucking their agent the better they are.The more they start talking about other drivel while avatarfagging the worse they are. Therefore the metrics used for this list are questionable.
>>566849858Pink
>>566850039by that logic the homoposters are top tier posters
but what if you had an ELLEN JOE gf??
>>566846739You know what else I found out?Manato poster actually hates Benhomo.Manato poster loves season 2, vs Benhomo is an anti season 2 scizo.Benhomo always defends Manato poster when people attack Manato for homoshit. To very extreme degrees such as spamming /zzz/ with hardcore Manato gay porn.But when Manato poster criticise season 3, it's Benhomo who attacks him without knowing it's the Manato poster.This is a very comedic dynamics of 1 homo secretly hating the other homo who always defends the other homo (excessively).
>>566835072I love her goat booty!
what 2pc to farm for velina? er? ap? am?
>>566850247Sadly yes. But that's the price to pay for diversity.That said most homoposters tend to post retarded drivel so they would still not rank high.
>>566850646>er?This one.
>>566849697I do not associate with chiggers
>>566850505A lot of sweaty sex
>>566850505I would be a lucky guy
When the fuck are we gonna get more sexy brown girl agents???
>>566849858Ellen has salame nipples
you already know the drill.MANIFESTING M2W1 BILLY AND ORPH WITH NO 50 OR 75 LOSSES AND ALL AT EARLY PITY!!
can someone explain to me what this means and the fastest way to get it to 6?
Incredibly fun HZ week. Dunno if it was my modifiers or what.>hey all the stores eat your HP>immediately get a resonium out the gate that heals me for damage dealt>buy out nearly every store
>>566851217you need to play korean or japanese games to get delicious brown girls, chinks are obsessed with flawless jade beauties and don't even find tanlines or tanned caucasian appearances attractive, let alone actual brown skin. There's a few small exceptions like a handful of characters in azur lane or arknights but those are 2d gachas with literally hundreds of characters and even then there's barely any.
>>566851256All of my luck goes out to you, Billy anon
>>566851467You know in HZ where you get those character upgrades? Like you can pick 9 at the start?Each character has 3 cores, then each of those cores has 2 possible buffs.
>>566851467>the fastest way to get it to 6?You need to do this over the course of 2 Hollow Zero runs.First run, you can pick 4 tactical prisms / or upgrades of tactical prisms, they are equally counted as 1.But even if you only get 3 on the first rund, you can still get 3 on the 2nd run.That's it.
I just finished the chapter one, when do I get my bnuuy?
>>566851834go back in time three patches
>>566841946Vivian is such a thirsty bitch
>>566851217Hopefully the brown HIA lady is the Krampus boss
>>566851734thank viviguy, maybe you guys aren't so bad
>>566852038I'm not really a fan of Vivian but Vivianfags are generally alright.
The Manato experience
BBCBangBoo Cock
here's your discord clique friends
>>566852009>brown HIA ladyShe is not with HIA.Krampus is Black Branch, has the vest position on this table.Brown lady has south position on this table.
>>566852268I wish i had friends
When I play Promeia I just use EX Special when available and hold down the BA button. She's more complicated than that right?
I got banned from the bibicord...
>>566852223Big Bangboo Cock
>>566852494tanaka..
>>566852268photoshops, makeup and filters are fine, AI is notpls explain me this retard logiv
>>566851920>
>>566852730sorry bwo gacha fomo is garbage
>>566852623>thing I did to my own work, thing I did to my own work, and thing I did to my own work are fine>thing I did to someone else's work is notHope this helps, Evelyn bro.
>>566852623photoshops, filters, and AI are all not okmakeup is fine.
Fufu's here!
>>566834924uhhhh, what now? is she better than mibibi?
>>566852462Yes you want to save ablooms for stuns, ex special dodge counter or parry to build freeze faster, having ablooms and disorders also helps.
>>566852926
>>566853020AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>another combat eventbro can these devs ask ai for content ideas or something? clearly they are incapable of doing that on their own
>be me>wizard>today is "defense against the dark arts" >faggot teacher brings in a closet>calls whatever is inside a "boggart">I go first>closet opens and Shungus comes out>mfw
Fufu raped me...
We still don't know what Pyrois does, right?
>>566853020SHIFU I'M GONNA CUM AAAAHG
>>566852972>is she better than mibibi?Yup.With Vivian it's not even a contest.Miyabi used to be decent with Vivian, but Promeia is next level Bibian booster.
>>566853126ether damage
>>566853020What happens next
>>566852841>>566852876bruh it's all fake and gay portrayal of fictional characters
I just want some great looking brown lady with cool gameplay, fitting element and type with good backstory and motivesHow hard is it
>>566851834She may never be rerun...
I raped PhaetonAND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!
>>566853471Manato...
>>566853126Ether Attacker. If they're going for lore synergy I would not be surprised if Pyrois pairs well with Remielle. If they want to shill S3 teams Velina+Remielle+Pyrois could be a thing
>>566853020GO AWAY
>bait retards into pulling for shit like Promeia>introduce wind to make Miyabi seem bad>all before Miyabi's novaflareBrehs really be wasting the spins
>>566853612>novaflare
>>566853093Part of the playerbase complains whenever we get an event that isn't a combat event.
necn hurts
>>566853612nigga the devs HATE miyabi they're not buffing her
>>566853221
>>566850505NEPS, OPEN UP!
Stop traumatizing Fufu!
>>566853815She's too popular. Eventually they'll buff her mindscapes to bait more rolls. They love money.
>>566853932Fufu no.....
>>566854081Traumatizing Fufu by bulging her stomach with my cock.
Say something BAD about Fufu
pushing Sunna onto the middle of the dance floor so Fufu has a chance to get away
>>566853698>Miyabi is a galacticosasuga
>>566854302She's a little too fierce.
>>566854302her mindscapes after m2 are garbage so you cant really hyperinvest into her
Shifting my bullying focus to Sunna
>>566854302TOO SCARYTOO FIERCE
pouring glue inside Sunna's dance shoes
bros I love low-fertility women
>>566854150They have already monetized Miyabi with a new skin this patch. Every character is a Limited in this game so there's zero way to monetize her further without re-running her banner, and 3.0 is here with an already packed schedule of new characters to shill, they'll probably do reruns for all void hunters during anniversary but they don't need to buff her to get people's money.
Pouring coffee in Sunna's mug
>>566854302She's bad at actually stunning.
>>566854623i prefer them way to high
>>566854415I mean who goes past M2 in general?This ain't Genshin (yet) endgame doesn't require that much investment.Shit I'm an Anni baby and I can clear most shit now.
Pouring aphrodisiacs in Phaeton's mug
>>566854302She eats her own urine.
>>566854780kinda true
>>566854829Vivian please, other people love you too (me) you don't need to think Paethon is the only who cares about you
>>566853698Miyabifags do behave like Madrid fans
>>566854829
>>566854906I eat her urine.
>>566854780what genshin endgame requires c2?
>>566855046girls stuffing their face are so cute
>>566853192So how do you use bibi?I just spam specials, uts, parry into attack for petalsthere must be more to it, right?
Fufu should loose some wait
>>566854780Unironically, people who want to make their favorite characters always be relevant for the same reasons you listed.Endgame isn't hard but it's not tailored for certain characters so if you want your Yanagi to get a 3* clear you're going to need to heavily invest in her
>>566853698>madridHow about Shunko and Shifu?
>Fufu should loose some wait
>>566855070StygianSome SA floors and you don't own the FOMO
Maybe I do like Yidhari now
>>566855314
>Fufu should loose some waitESL bwo...
Sunna was found shot dead at Chicago, sources confirm
Delivering Sunna's body to the morgue
Aiding Revenant Sunna in killing her murderers
>>566855314>>566855448>>566855745
Investigating the crime scene of Sunna's murder
>>566855938Does she realize there is a tangerine on her head
>>566855409PSG
getting hired as the crime scene cleaner for Sunna's murder and making a tiktok while cleaning it
Upon closer inspection it appears that Sunna's body feels metallic and cold
>>566853698>2 champions finals in 3 years but never wonWhich agent is an inter fan
>>566839956That only makes her hotter
>>566856535Fufu
Widening my eyes at the coroner's description of Sunna's body and asking what could that mean
Telling Sunna all of these idiots fell for the body double
Now I need sunna wearing a sherlock holmes get up
Thinking about sunna
Calling NEPS high command to assist in the Sunna's metallic body investigation
pokes sunna
sunna shpuld kill nangong
when are we getting s rank nico
>>566856542I would make this cowbitch roam around the house on all fours, wearing a string bikini and a collar.
>>566857207Cute
>>566857352Who let Sunna leave the house like this
>>566857143Probably 3.7 or 3.8.
Phantom thief Nicole
>>566857397nangong told her it was bikini day...
Following a comprehensive post-mortem examination, the medical team has reached a definitive identification. I’m sorry to report that the remains have been positively identified as Aria, not Sunna.May she rest in peace forever.
Nangong Yu.What do you think?
I have to admit they've almost made it retard friendly enough for me, to understand kits. Is this type of explanation new?
cum sharking Sunna's fake body and posting it on the inter-knot
connecting aria's backup drive to my microwave until we fix her body
>>566857589Tracking Sunna down for making such a horrible joke using Aria's body
posting Sunna's dox on the spook shack forums after i saw her entering my neighbors apartment
Aria told me to report my HDD upgrades as educational expenses to the IRS
What about Nangong?
>>566858076Why would she rat out Fairy like that?
>>566857620First I've seen it but I always speedread tutorials
>>566857620There was Something similar in banyue tutorial
>>566858171She's gone rogue
