shouldnt you be working editionprevious >>566658403
so happy for the ely colosseumer
I’m a RUNEscape player,You’re more of a DUNEscape player. get it?
>>566854632I wish I had an ely, I don't have the gear or patience to do like 3k Corp solosI always wanted an ely...
Eh I can potentially lend you one depending on your rsn
rsn ely taker
>>566858712I meant I'd like an ely on one of my ironmen, but I appreciate the offer, thank you.- Rory (RSN: RoarryG5)
if anyones feeling suicidal ill take your ely my rsn is midzy
i dont have an ely
my clicker keeps doign 2 clicks when i only press it one time
you mean your mouse
if you say so lol
>reddit wants the ability to store more gem types in the gem bag>this was 7 months ago, with sailing's release>7 fucking months later, Jagex instead turns the gem bag into 5 items (gem bag, gem pouch, gem satchel, gem tote, gem sack)>the regular Gem Bag can contain regular gems>the first three Bag "upgrades" make it lose the ability to hold regular gems (it can only hold semi-precious gems instead)Seriously what the fuck is this update, why not just give it the same treatment the herb sack got (one upgrade item, which turns the bag into a strictly better item)
was sailing really 7 months ago
>>566863412Fine it was nearly 6 months ago I forgot preciselyRegardless this gem bag thing is so fucking weird
2020 was 6 years ago
regardless that time flew past and im going to have to re evaluate things in my life
>>566863268the first three are separate items then you combine the last one with the gem bag
In 2026, I got hijacked after clicking a link in a fake Faux 'quitting' stream on Twitch. I'm still trying to recover my account
is it worth grinding a thammorans sceptre just to use it as a magic dwh? i already have the skull
>>566865208Why did they make this so convoluted that did not come across well in the blog (I skimmed through it)
>>566866165gotta give the redditor ironmen something to do
im still level 1 sailing
>>566866165redditors are drooling ungas who want to store their afk red topazes from salvaging so they can sell them for 2k each
does anyone want to be my giant mole duo
do you want to level sailing together ;)
me personally i set up a macro to do rooftops for my graceful
>Corp still packed>don't have to hop as much now but still see people dropping into multi boss caves and teleing out>Jagex removes worlds for literally no reason>Still forgets to add in various group activity worlds for leagues>They had worlds for Sqirks for some reason, even though literally no one does them as a group amymoregenuinely what is jagex doing if they aren't updating the main game? A gem bag upgrade and giant mole instance isn't an update
>>566869224>the new gem bag actually just deleted gems which were added to itlolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1tc0cda/psa_gem_sack_is_bugged_and_eating_my_gems/
ouu shii
>>566869224I wonder how many HR employees jagex has at the moment
I only level my Sailing to cheese my way into total worlds as an Iron. The levels are easy to get, but I still don't know how Sailing integrates with the rest of the game. It's just kinda there.
>guy named bullet proof pops up in yama lair with nothing equipped>equips full mysticnot so bullet proof then is it
>>566871972it took me awhile to figure it out too
I had a fun idea, what if we asked ChatGPT to recreate our characters in a realistic style?Or is that a cringe idea, I thought it was cool
>>566873353
>>566871972Which jmod is this and which nerve did I strike?
>>566873976That's a neat one
>>566874085The cave horror bones are a nice touch.
can someone do my toon
got my first fire cape :D
>>566875624immediately gamble it
>>566875178I can't see it, post a picture and I won't put it through the AI but maybe someone else will.
anyone wanna do me I odnt have chatgpt
I’m on some runescape type shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUgYN6qEarMRuneScape's Best Feature & Why I'm Still Playing- Sardaco
>>566877759il have to consider the ethics first
can you please sponsor block the paid segment before posting
im so BORED
how can you be bored when you're playing the Boring Simulator?
I want you to know that I am the problemI have enjoyed sitting and halching while salvaging and plan to do this to 99
lexi belle actually got fake tits like are we being serious right now
1024 kills 1 black maskthis game is officially gay and retarded
>>566887689You really don't need the stupid target dummy in your house.
>>566888248but i do though
its stupidpeople would get more dopamine putting their first infinite glory tele in their house as a noob
whether its stupid or not its essential to 100% the poh and i only do konar tasks so im never coming back here
the world first dragon cupper is standing right in front of me does anyone have a question theyd like me to ask
bob or butta
sorry he teleported away
got sailing pet at 95 sailing
souper happy for you
>>566893186thanks
sol is bs I have died like a dozen times already and it is so boring to get there evne if itakes 10-15 minutes compared to ifnerno
sis you were supposed to do the sol sim until you can do the fight perfectly
i dont use sims its cheating yourself of the experience
Imp boxes would not pass a poll today
need an imp in my box rn fr
The wilderness would not pass a poll today
king roald would not pass a poll today
>>566854082superstition question. when pat farming do you guys have another pet out?
i wish someone would pat farm me
>>566907464yesbut only if the pet I'm looking for feels like it would try to eat the pet I have out
>>566907949hmm would nid try and eat abyssal orphan you think
>>566908136you don't need to ask me, I know you know.
>>566907512no.
personally i just stick all my pets in my poh because pets are clunky as fuck to bring around and i die all the time anyway
>>566908236:(
You are brown.
dying trying to afk whisperer because ayaya does not heal while watching the new strange video about hte polycule
I play runescape, you play “runescape”
wildy ruiend because they removed 100 leagues worlds lmfao thank you fagex
Doing: ratcatchersListening: 3+ hour national park disappearances MARATHON
>>566909625link?
>>566909271>>566863268two morons that picked the most popular region that they knew doesnt have instances for bosses and now crying about it lolmao
>>566910420thanks
>>566910324except i literally planend to start to leagues late because up until yesterday all the spots were empty?
shenky is pretty much the friendly neighborhood spiderman lmao>>566910562so you saw half the world list in double digits at any given time and though yeah theyll let them go to single digitsit just gets worse for you bucko
they should make single player osrs
gotr music is pretty feel good
they're having a *build your own pizza* event at the bandit camp in level 20 wilderness, anyone wanna go with me?
>>566911935sure lemme just withdraw max gp first
Why did I pick Tirannwn when I can't do gauntlet lol, even the reason i picked it "free crafting and smithing xp" is locked behind completing gauntlet.
i picked desert
>>566914948i can't do it either
does anyone want to duo mage yama
>>566908221it worked, around 105 destroys... pets aren't affected by 5x league multiplier right?
>>566916959gz nonnydunno m8
I have to get a cerby dog task to get another pact to get more accuracy so I dont get plapped by sol so I can get the sol pact so I can do I forgot but that will have to wait for tomorrow because now it is bed the last thing I did was finish off 300 whisperer and get starded on sire because that is my current task
the mod is still around he was deleting osrs related posts last night
leagues do be like that
did everyone else quit leagues
i sorta soft quit it because im busy and started afking things on the main game and now i dont have much of a desire to unquit
im not done eating my league slop yet well i kinda am because i got double d cups but i have a master plan that i need to keep consuming my league slop for
sardaco got a tbow? can someone confirm?
>>566919371yes i was starting to get to grinds that felt like main game grinds so i was out
evens - trawling halibutodds - wintertodtzero - take a nap
theres nothing in the league that takes as long as 78-79 mining so i think youre just being a pathetic whiny babymoder
im going to take a meriishower while my toon afks corp
you are being a babymoder now get in there and grind some more in the baby mode
can i see your toon
frodi you stupid fuckstop forgetting meI handed over 1000 lobsters to you two days ago
your supposed to put a song too
but im in the shower
do you think d333cay will come back for raids 4
just looked at the quest helper optimal ordering because I didn't know it had thatyou unlock fairy rings so goddamn late doing it that way, is it really the optimal way???
ok good night i just did my skincare too
how hard is inferno compared to doom and colo? mostly zuk because my dps is gonna be dogshit
what gear are you going in with?
>>566927830eyak smoothbrain tank
>new gembag upgrade>cant put pearls zenyte or onyxes in the bagwow great update
>>566927851oh sorry idk anything about that
I did my daily jad skip, did you?
gz!!
>>566927680zuk is actually not very hard, surviving waves 58-63 are
who is this anime grill
>>566926492Isn't the optimal quest order for bondies willing to piss away 100k on nardah teleports etc, and is really optimising for quest xp rewards to reduce the amount of skill grinding needed?
I can believe its already been a month since the league started.
>>566931334this optimal list is for non bondies apparentlymakes zero sense to me
To train Slayer efficiently, it is recommended that you begin after reaching 80–90 combat, with reasonable gear.
so many of the earily slayer enemies are useless, who the fuck fights killerwatts? and no i dont want to hear some uim open they mouth about how their unique and speical
do you know who else is useless
>>566910324Why'd you quote me, I was talking about the gem bag (non-leagues)I haven't even touched this league
Clues now stacking, but only up to 2 by default, still feels kind of shit tbqh. I'm still dropping 99% of them because I don't feel like doing clues right away, and stacking 2 (instead of 1) is barely a difference compared to how it was before. What a meme update.>inb4 just do mimic to increase it to 3Doing 25 elites is a very big ask on even a somewhat progressed account.thanks for reading my blog
uhhh which part i melee zulrah on? the blue or green phase if im fine with switches?
all of it, better bring veng + sbs + death charge + thrall instead of switches
started playing again after like 8 yearsmade a f2p main for a bit got to like 70 ish combat before getting boredthen I thought I'd give pk a try so I started making a pure. wondering if there is something I can train my "main" for that is low effort on a second monitor that would allow me to at least sustain a bond + a bit extra on itback when I last played I remember people made alts for wyvern or rune drags
if youre bringing sbs to veng and thrall you should just mage she said switches are fine so i dont see a point in bringing the worst style
It gets similar kill times to mage + range and it uses much less ammo, and you maintain scrolls. I care about ammo because I am a helmie and maintaining scrolls is the biggest efficiency increase when it comes to snek.
>>566933612Clues are irrelevant in current year, they're only for mentally ill cloggers or UIMs (stash unit items).>god d'hideOutdated and irrelevant. You'll barely use ranged at all before getting a Bowfa (just use chins to level the skill)>ranger bootsMeme item by itself, genuinely useless before Cerb (91 Slayer)>Mitres, god books, etcAll trash>>566933942It's not so easy now, gone are the days of afking something absurdly easy and low req like cannonballs for 200k/hr, while bonds would cost 2.5m. They're nearly 15m, takes a lot longer to even break even with a bond alt.You'd probably still be best off grinding an account to DS2 requirements and afking rune dragons, yeah. They're heavily botted, but still twice the gp/hr of Vyres which are even more crowded I recall.
the damage calc brings it to like 15% worse using melee than range on blue and 50% worse using melee on green and 15% worse on red, unless im doing more kill/trips soley due to freed inventory spaces i doubt melee is much better unless i want to do it on mobile
uhm clue items look nice thats all i need, also stop shilling the bowfa grind to new players who are gonna die to hunleff a 100 times and burnout
gm chat it's time for a solo cm in main game on the fucking uimmm
if you cant get a bowfa which is 55 hours on average this game isnt for you because its one of the fastest items to get of its power level so you should burn out and quit now
Damage calc probably doesn't account for chally spec on pretty much every phase + thrall + veng. If you bring 2 styles you probably aren't bringing sbs?
Also you get the same amount of hits off if you chally spec the very first green snake twice. Death charge gives you spec back whenever snakelings die.
>>566934713>55 hoursif you already are decent at the game and know what you are doing
why would you reply to me with the dumbest shit posted to the thread thus far which was a really high bar with 4740 and 4815
Point out the part that was wrong :^)
>you dont even need to grind for a trident now you can just skip zulrah and just go do doom wave 20
uhm you can just skip bowfa just go rcb and you can just get tbow :^)
You can skip the game just kill yourself now
gnomonkey skipped bowfa
gnome family visits the camelot zoo
thats gnomonkey with his gnomother
>>566936221i already tried that but i got the narcan drop instead
The wilderness has far too many RNG grinds in leagues.
>>566934405holy fuck those req's are brutal lol.maybe I'll just train up to cut yew logs LOL
I got this massive urge to try out camdozaal. It sounds comfy low level activity.
good morning im getting that second black mask today
>>566939161Make sure you get a 3rd so you can fill the master stash.
>>566939489oh snap youre right i have to get two more
>>566939489LOOOOOOL
solo olm is not that bad now. honestly floor 5 of the agility thing is much harder
how annoying is cerb i literally forgot since i havent done the boss in years?
>>566941581It's incredibly mind numbing.
isnt the prayer drain still annoying? or cant i just use ward of arcuess+ regen potion+ spectral shield and it becomes a non issue?
Do 2:1 and half the kills you wont even get ghosts
>jar of chemicalsah yeah ima just huff these rq
Is brimstone ring useful anywhere?
i honestly dont see how the ring retains its value of being more than 3m. its barely better than the ring of shadows for a tribrid ring gets mogged by all the dk rings
me: listens to a song maybe 200 times over the course of 20 yearsalso me, today: wait this song is about prostitution
remember skilling prayers and curses at home? i remember
w 10 hour stream
>>566944271maybe its special effect has some niche use cases
if i make enough reddit bots to whine about content is it possible to psyop jagex into polling sometihing?
>>566938260Yeah making a rune dragon alt is no small thing, it's months of training / afking at the Gemstone CrabI think about doing it every year or so, then immediately reconsider
>>566938260>>566948458Also I figured surely yew logs can't be worth doing, but>365k gp/hrThat's surprising.>27k profit is from the yew logs>the rest is from forestry nonsenseOh
>>566935651>justI couldn't even pass Doom 4...I might try again with the new ranging amulet + new arrows coming with the Vamypre quest, they might give me more of an edge
>blood torva cheesecaperwhat did they mean by this
>spent 14 hours at Tempoross to get a fish barrel, swapped to CoX barb fishing (banking fish rather than dropping)>considering spending 8 hours aerial fishing to get a pearl barbarian fishing rod, just to save one inventory spaceThe lengths I am going to just to make the ~240 hour barb fishing grind a little less effort... I hate this skill
>>566948745the joke was people making guides to content and not taking to account a player's skill
98 Farming
why is reddit like this
>>566952145>Strykewyrms are shit>buff them, but more than Frost Dragons get buffed>instead of buffing Frost Dragons more to compensate, make Strykewyrms shit againBravo jimflex they're dead content once again, lost the one niche they would have gained (grinding out boat upgrades quicker).
can we get spooned a drop a tleast once please
>>566953063I don't remember at least 70% of my colleague's names after 2 years, I think I have some form of aphasiabut I'm not a cute catgirl so you don't see me in images like this
>think it's time to try hoptodt>every world within 10% of each other>sleep for 7hrs>worlds still on same cycleepic
>>566954103I did hoptodt just a week ago, I know that painJust do normal 'todt for a while, it'll sort its shit out eventually. I loved hoptodt though, so keep at it. Cuts out all the boring shit (1 minute downtime every 4 minutes), and adds like 30% xp/hr, I was getting like 370k/hr in the late 90s.If you have a fletching knife you can probably get 400k+
uhh how fast is amythyst mining? i need a bunch of darts and i go through dragon too fast
just go crash somebody until they leave
You can smith 10-13k rune dart tips per hour, or mine enough amethyst to then craft 800 amethyst darts per hour.
i just read a book and click todt when i hear windows notification or daxe specs from area sounds and its pretty comfy
>>566955258>800 per hourgiga yikes that might last an hour at hydra
>>566955550Yea personally I used a bow of faerdhinen for most of the 2k+ hydra kills it took for a lance. Did some with a hasta for melee xp.
Hmm so assuming absolute max range, you would use ~15 darts per kill, or 15k darts per 1000 kills, or 18.75 hours mining amethyst.
>that one osg poster that’s divorced
>>566954516yeah I did an hour last night and it felt so good to have like 3 rounds in cycle seeing 350k/hr before it fucked up, guess I'll do something enjoyable and return in a bit
>>566956096>iron>no venator ring no vambraces no avernic treads no frisbee
>>566956525Make it ~16 darts per kill or 20 hours mining amethyst assuming masori, or ~17 darts/21.25 hours mining with d hide.
Also the dhide setup doesn't gain a max hit from rune->amethyst
How much longer until I can buy stuff with my league points?
>>566957032>>566957161You should be taking into account the Amethyst Arrows+ and the upgraded Anguish in your calcs, anon... both coming with the Vampyre quest very soon!Stack up on better arrows while you wait!
>>566961202Haha sorry just realized you were talking about darts, not arrows!! *tips hat in apologetic manner*Still, the new necklace part applies, that may give Amethyst darts a max hit for you very soon :)
be memining staralso playing the underwater game
not to toot too early but it is looking like cerb might be afkable in leagues
I just realized to toot too looks really funny
is the hatch in cerberus lair a harry potter reference
>>566910324Everyone knew this you retard, it doesnt make the decision to close worlds any less stupid. Do you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old?
This will probably sound like a bad joke or a game but I wanted to come out and say that I actually had my first injection of estradiol todayI not ready for ck or anyone to know but idk I felt like telling youSash knows and she has been a big help the past month but I wanted to tell someone else that I trust and despite us sort of having a falling out as friends for a bit I still trust u a lot and wanted to tell youAnyway sorry for the yapping I have been an emotional mess todayI've been an emotional mess for like 24 hours but at the moment I keep going from being really happy to lots of self doubt and stuffBut I do think you're a nice person and I'm not asking for u to be a part of my support system or anything, but I hope that if I have any questions I can ask u stuff
just fed a bond to a leech
Is this a pasta
>>566910324>two morons that picked the most popular region that they knew doesnt have instances for bosseswhich regions are thist. picked desert asgarnia and not sure about the third yet maybe femmy
1640 cave horrors killedonly 2 black masks
I think I've had enough of a break to want to play osrs and leagues again. Do people actually slog through and get a dragon cup or is Mith enough?
>>566969656Wildy, only kbd has an instance. You're replying to a moron, don't bother
>>566970274enough??You play for fun. I had fun until 80k points, others until 10k. Nobody cares about your league trophies.
when we are laughing at mains and the group ironman laughs a little too hard
Reminds me of when I didn't know what 'lfg' meant and I thought it was people poking fun at groupies when someone got a drop.
>>566952145if I had a community of whiny autistic freaks picking over every single thing I did and melting down if it didn't fit their weird mental idea for how some tiny insignificant thing should work I would want to fucking kill myself
helmies really be like iron is good because it forces you to do everything instead of moneymakers also jagex please please please buff cg im 1.1x dry and would rather kill myself than deiron
It’s funny when people who don’t play RuneScape tell me how to play RuneScape
>cgatlatl is enough
>drooling ungas who want to store their afk red topazes from salvaging so they can sell them for 2k eachliterally me wtfand at gem crab
omg thats so smart if they let me increase my gem sack ill be able to store my red topaz and sell them for 2k each and nobody else will think of this so the price wont crash jagex pls add a better gem bag im going to make millions off this and nobody else will even think of it
>>566952732why would u ever take a regular wyrm task outside the harpoon than you would the lava worm
>Chambers seems bad to me because it takes like 30 mins and I don't know the puzzles. >Vard Idk If I can just face tank with water thorns>Oathplate is going to take forever to farmWhat's my best bet here?
RuneScape players in 2026 are mentally ill.Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>56698158925 chambers is guaranteed
>>566981589who are you quoting but the special challenge takes like 3 minutes
water thorns the special challenge unless ur special irl
i think youve got that backwards
>>566978698That's going to be massive for my burning amulet stack>>566981874Everyone is mentally ill nowadays
I think ironmen should be put down in the streets of varrock
ok shut up esc is about to start again time to find osmething to afk in leagues
what is esc
This guy gets spponed everything
>>566985975>>566987009i hate looking at this guy's ugly face idk is it just me?
Osrs must be so fun when you never go dry and spoon all the best drops.
thats why papamichael loves osrs so much
no wonder jagex gave him streamer acc
theres no RNG in skillingcome home anon
omg look at the numbers
I just got a revenants wildy slayer task do I block it or try and do it69kc btw
>>566987165jagex buffed his droprates
>>566989295It's good money I would do it
>>566989295Pussy
my plan for my 0 quest point slayer combat pure is to do exclusively wild slayer to cb126 and 99 slayer
what is this shit lol this dogshit task is getting blocked forever
>>566990198Pretty sure a thread tranny did that already, well tried to before getting banned
>>566990446You make that back in 11 seconds tho
wildy slayers when their wife's boyfriend gives them permission to get pked at rev caves for 100k gp
>>566990467well im gonna do it!!
>konarcucks seething this hard at krystiliachads
* pks you and cums inside you *
>>566985975Holy bald
>>566981589Chambers is by far the easist but idk how many ppl are doing chambers now when leagues is almost over
Lets see..what to do today..
>>566936234are him and madseason the only ones left?
>tbow worthless in cox>shadow useless in toa>scythe wis in tobLet's hope jagex fixes this with raids 4
They're Not Allowing Toons To Be Gay Anymore [10:51]
I’m warning you guys now, raids 4 will be the biggest humiliation ritual for osrs players across the board
If only you guys knew about what’s about to transpire….
i stole your perfume to spray in my room
>>566994898>>566995070jarvis what do you reckon these two comments mean
Doing: splashing Fire Blast to my alt Listening: Why Truckers Stopped Helping Hitchhikers
>failed to crack the safe and get a reward from the end of the Rogue's Den maze for the 4th time in a row>no energy pots, so just waiting 4 minutes between each 5 minute runWhy is this place so unnecessarily shit? Why is claiming your reward after a successful grind a rng check? Why is there no run regen after each run like in so many other activities (don't say "because it's old", it got reworked)
>>566995123good song thanks for reminding me
did odablocks wife actually say it
i didnt know he was married so
2000+ kc at cave horrors2/3 black masksi get a CURVED BONE
keep slaying them you got this
lets write a song that we can sing to
>>567003172How many slayer helm recolours are there? Like 20?Anyway, you're going to need a separate black mask for each of those, for the easy swappable fashionscape.