Previous: >>566833472 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
claimed for lolis
basic thread
Creeks
more like narita top broad lmao
>>566859920Sorry, hagfag, this is a loli thread.
this thread will be gayer
*MILITARY HORNS BLARE*DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNLISTEN UP MMMMMMAGGOTSNEW ASSIGNMENT TOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAIGGGGGGETTT IN HERE14327092
>>566860006hags are taking their own BACK
This thread will be straight
Can you repeat the question?
Looked at old threadsThey were comfier
Every time I'm tempted to buy carats I see that half a spark is 200 dollars and immediately decide against it.Like even 200 bucks for a spark would be a bit steep.
Someone bake a new bread
>>566860006Not a Loli.
>>566860367that's what happens when schizos like >>566860392 didn't exist
>>566860450Nobody wants to use the NTR bake and people would gladly move to a normal thread instead
>>566860373It's a great deterrent, I really appreciate them making it that expensive.
You can't say the 3 B words in this thread, got it?
>>566860367Dia wouldn't do this. But if she did do this, Scarlet would do that.
>>566860392>>566860567>WAHHHH THE IMAGE UPSETS ME>I WANT MY BLANKIEGet a life loser
Tacuteyon
>>566860778You are so mad that people actually do not like your threads
>>566860778You're a joke, nii-nii!
>>566860927Not even him lol. You're just a pathetic schizo. Keep crying
>>566860157Please join...;(
Yae
NTRfag has actually made me yearn for the times of Ryanfag. He just thought his waifu was cute and wanted everyone else to think it too, he didn't constantly attach shitty behavior and attitude to his images
>>566861050Next time don't type dumb shit in all caps and I won't skip your post.
when do we get the next balance/qol update
>schizo opgrim
>schizo schizo schizo>basic basic basicsummed up the thread
>>566861050I still don’t have Mile Aces
post something cute
>OP not baked by NTRfag>schizos still maldingnyooooticing
>>566861158Do you even play the game...I guess talking about which Uma is the most molestable is a more riveting thing to do...Faggot
>>566861260
To make this thread go faster, we should talk about the game. I know mediumslop is very exciting, so you must have a lot to say about CM13. Are you ready for THE DAHBY?
>>566861080Ryanfag atleast has merch of her too
How come Chiyoposter is liked and even has copycat posters while NTRposter is hated?
>Chiyoposter is likedkek
Good night friends!!
>>566861474hmmm yesthe singular Chiyoposterand the singular NTRposter
>>566861042Suure you aren't
>>566861543gn
>>566861474How come you ask this EVERY thread
how does every single fucking thread have a resident schizo who sits there, 24/7, so fat he can't leave his chair, sweating and trying to grab his micropenis with his cheeto-stained fingers, all the while slamming the keyboard because he thinks there's one person who hates him and keeps pretending to be others, when instead it's actually the entire thread who hates him?Like holy shit I've seen it everywhere lmaomost pathetic shit.
>>566861326Welcome to 4chan
where are the good uma amsr
NTR is just a schizo magnet, if you post her you just publicly announce you want to shit up the thread, it's that simple
>>566861670Why does such a simple design manage to give me erections capable of cutting through glass?
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
Schizos only care about foidsStop being a foid and no more schizos
>>566861326maybe, just maybe if he didn't avatarfag with that character people wouldn't be so put off by her? ever thought about that one?
>>566861670I want to fuck Ayabe so bad.
This thread needs more Cafe
>>566861794cute yeppersI'm already in a club sorry good luck with filling that last slot
>>566861794I'd like to join278638194499
>>566861543I still don't know who that baby with the yellow head cover is supposed to be
Schizos be like>HOLY SHIT I'M ANNOYING AND SOMEONE HATES ME>THEY KEEP CHANGING IP'S AND SPAM POSTING!! ONLY THAT PERSON HATES ME!>I'LL KEEP SCHIZOING TO PROVE I'M IN THE RIGHTWhen in reality it's literally the entire threads populace shitting on them, not "A single person".Plus, avatarfagging is against the rules anyways.
>>566861771https://youtu.be/R8u2IGLE_YQ
>>566861784Bunnysuits are based
thank god nobody has ruined my wife's reputation...
Threesome with Palmer and Helios
>>566859482I'm blaming this anon
>>566860373if it only cost $50 for a spark, I'd be very, very tempted. But $400 is just too much. On the other hand, they're probably imagining this scenario:>you pull on banner without a spark>still 70 pulls to go>buy carats>no 3*>buy more carats>no 3*>buy one last carat pack>get 3*I can see how that could become intoxicating to the lacking-impulse control crowd.
>He is talking to himself again
>>566861938Nanamaino Namahamu: A curious little thing, a small horse that ran in a single local race, got injured, and then euthanized, right there in their first race. Tanuki fans, upon finding out about it, made an OC out of him entirely as a way of remembering this small, obscure little horse. Nanamaino Namahamu is a curious thing, she is depicted as a small child Umamusume with brown hair, a yellow hat and a blue dress, never shown racing, just hanging out and having fun as a kid.
>>566860157Sankyu to the participant (singular)
>>566862005Because no one cares about your wife Air Messiah bro
>>566862121I already baked 2 ichiban threads today give me a break
>>566860373The discounted carats tho...
>>566861679>>566861969Are you going to post this a third time?Post cm aces
>>566861881This thread will be Tachyon
>>566862326You're in bed bwo you're taking that break
>>566861415I'm doing Open League...
>>566861778bully the schizos out
>>566859920Creeks?
>>566862340Only one of those was me, but, sure, they're terrible and I've done 1 run a day due to burnout.Rate my chances to win B for me.
>>566862392damg you're right....... it's comfy too
>>566861976i said good uma asmr
>>566861415I really want the star taurus title and if I dont get it I will be very upset and then go back to realizing that it's a bullshit gambling game where I don't have as much control over the outcome as some anons will have you believe. So same as every cm cycle
>>566855494yeah
>>566862451Has that ever succeeded in the history of 4chan threads? Outside from the help of faggot mods
>>566862230
>>566862237Thank you for the room!
>>566862363Tachyon, you say?
>>566862640Yes, actually. In warframe general, there was some schizo who avatarfagged some demon cartoon called "hazard hotel" or something. They eventually got so ridiculed they left for good after numerous bans.
>>566862640Nta but ACTUAL schizos/autists? No, nothing works because they can't get a clue, anyone from /m/ remembers the era of Clawshrimpy and the only thing that made him stop was irl shit changing for him.
>>566862640Thread is fine after the NTRcryers left since they don't want to be here desu
>>566862829>>566862640do y'all remember Lanced Jack or Bearor the other resident permanent tripfagsback in like 2006-2008
Digitan LOVE
>>566862696Lewd Tachys are also good
>>566862696>getting milked by a horny umathe dream
>>566862720So you're saying avatarfags are the schizos
>>566863034Generally they choose an avatar in order to stand out, or a very obvious posting style. They crave that attention. It's WHY the "No avatars/signatures" ban reason was added many years ago.
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wa[\spoiler]hey
>>566862901I must have not been on those boards because I don't.Like I said, I'm from /m/ originally, and we've always had a share of tripfags from day 1, but they were separate from the autists and schizos. They were at the end of the day people who just treated the board like a normal forum.
I wish Open Leauge was S or S+, as it is right now I feel like there's just a bit too high of a reliance on overpowered uniques and Frontspam for the high cost efficiency of their skillsLike, in A+ you can expect 5-6 Midgame skills on an uma usually, so every skill is far more valuable and subject to scrutiny. Daring Strike is the best skill in the game, Its got the value of 3 white skills. You know who gets to have a second Daring Strike? Gold Ship. A Gold Ship with Daring Strike and nothing else has a value of 6 white velocity skills before additions like Uma stan and corners/straights. While your average front runner will only have space for 4-5 midgame whites + Unique maximum due to their extreme need for early game.
>>566863136
>>566863179Fair enough. I only started lurking around, I know tripfag culture was dying out a bit by that point, prior to that people had a decent chance to choose a name or a trip. But yeah every board had their own weirdos, and as 4chan grew, it eventually became individual thread weirdos.
>>566863263this is what I deserve for doing it on phone while in bed
>>566863136kek
>>566863304
>>566863304Squishable
Last Thread
>>566863315Oh /m/ always had some really argumentative tripfags, but it wasn't out of trolling, it was just them being super hardheaded, like Black Knight being a ride-or-die "Zeon did nothing wrong" guy. But most of them like Woolie (yes, the same one if that's who you're thinking of) just posted in specific generals, in his case the Kamen Rider one.
>>566863641That's pretty funny. I had no idea that woolie posted there. I went to go visit /m/ by typing it into my address, but I accidentally hit N instead of M, and ended up on transportation, and the first thread was one with a mecha.Mildly amusing. I think?
>>566863634>uma gamethat's deep
>>566863634>love Creek
People are boring and umamusume are notThus, people become umamusume when they want to be interestingPay more attention to the umamusume than the person posting the umamusume and suddenly the attention economy that encourages the development of avatarfags and schizos collapses in its entirety
>>566863634>enough mayanever
Here comes my princess!
I'm the type that probably would become a trip fag, but I've always been told half the thread will filter you on principal alone. That doesn't sound so nice.
>>566863779>That's pretty funny. I had no idea that woolie posted thereThink about it, think for a minute about him, and realize how quickly your brain goes "yeah that tracks"
>>566863634>ntrfag>basic
>>566863634different course niggasorry guys yuriplaying wife currendoto readybased deckniggas skipped rape
>>566861771popular equals good
actual schizos persist for decades and nothing can stop them except for an equally compelling schizophrenic pull in a different direction. look at the barneyfag for example.
>>566863191>Open League should be S or S+why don't you just say you wish there were a league where buhis were prevented from competing?
>>566864178yeah that was my thought process lmaoIt really does
basic orange bitch
>>566864357Anyone with a semi competent deck can make SS thats not the issue
>>566864357>>566863191There will always be a bigger fish, and when you finally cull the pond to the point that seems fair, in reality you are the new big fish, and you will lose interest from no longer feeling challenged.
I'm literally Narita Top Road
>>566864679Get a better haircut.
>>566864860crazy how unattractive tits are compared to mosquito bite flat chestsonly children like large breasts
Why do anons care what the OP is and will throw a tantrum if they don't like it
>>566862478Nta but holy fucking soulless
>>566865002stop changing avatars
>>566864554It's true you can make SS with a decent deck (pic related gives me SS on a highroll, I don't think I've ever gotten SS+ though), but buhis probably have SS consistently and SS+/UG is their highroll.
>>566865010Really? I just ran a few horses I liked. I only do like a single run of UMA a day, I don't really have time to experiment.I'm happy enough getting into B
>>566865002If your wife is in the OP that means you matter
Next thread should have a gyaru OP
>>566865123oh come the fuck on bro you have MLB Kita, MLB Marv and Tachy, fucking MLB Creekyou just dont know how to play the scenario or your parents suck ass if you're having significant trouble reaching SS
Is Chrono for (You)?
Not even NTRfag but I have the gay schizos latching on ~
UG isn't even that hard just run 18 blue with a decent number of scenario sparks in them
>>566864009AND HERE COMES HER GIANT FIST
>>566859920>>566862468I need mommy.
>>566865179What's the point of playing if not for using your favorites?>actually my favorites ARE Maruzensky, Seiun Sky & Gold Ship...It's bland just running the Uma with the biggest advantages
>>566865153yamete.......
>>566865454A grown man posted this btw
>>566865405gwochacho wants anon to use creek on miles
>>566865541Those are some big advantages
>>566865123you cant reach SS with this?
>>566864860it's slop but I want to suckle
Digitan?!!!!!!
BREAKING: Forever Young to skip Royal Ascot in June due to health and variable course conditions, one more race planned in autumn before retirement at end of year!https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2054474829060010368?s=20
The Derby will be kino
>>566864926Then call me a goo goo baby because goddamn do I love big titties
>>566865350Narita Top Road OPs every day until schizos leave
>>566865743I love her
Time left to join a club?
>>566865350WEI~ WEI~
>>566865884Mogged by a ""human"" how sad!
>>566864926>can't appreciate a nice pair of saggersgayest fag in gaytown
>>566865917should be until the 16th to the 17th
>>566865814Another nepo fraud...
>>566865884Yeah you should deffo do it so jannies will start deleting those on sight!
>>566865002People want a diversity of characters representing the general it gets annoying when one person keeps monopolizing, and it gets extra annoying when they monopolize with a character basically nobody likes either because they have shit taste or because they're a troll or both.Nobody would care if top road was the thread image if it happened once a month, but she shows up so often, so inorganically that you know it's just one douchebag that doesn't know his place. It's extra extra annoying when these people go out of their way to bake early trying to beat everyone else to the punch so that they can keep posting said character, like having them represent the threat as some kind of prize that they need to fight over, it has gained value to them, and is something they will fight for. It is cosmically annoying when they go as far as to buy a 4chan pass just so that they can bypass all the timers and "win" the battle for producing and linking the next thread as quickly as possible. It's kind of the tipping point in your thread turning to shit because a loser with nothing better to do has decided it's his home now.
>>566865814Did they decide his schedule yet? Turf or dirt?
i'm starting to get worried about global bros...
I'm not reading all that
>>566866127>he hasn't deleted everyone in his friend list that's been gone for more than 10 day unless they have a god-tier borrow
>>566865990ningen (?) milkies...
>>566865814>It was revealed on May 13th that Forever Young (5-year-old colt, trained by Yoshito Yahagi at Ritto Training Center, sired by Real Steel) is unlikely to participate in the Prince of Wales's Stakes (G1, June 17th, Ascot Racecourse, 1990m turf), for which he was registered. He has already returned to Northern Farm Hayakita in Hokkaido. This was confirmed by trainer Yahagi.>Originally, it had been announced that his main options were either to go to the Irish Champion Stakes (G1, September 12th, Leopardstown Racecourse, 2000m turf) followed by the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (G1, October 4th, ParisLongchamp Racecourse, 2400m turf), or to go to the Jockey Club Gold Cup (September 18th, Belmont Park Racecourse, 2000m dirt) followed by the Breeders' Cup Classic (G1, October 31st, Keeneland Racecourse, 2000m dirt) in the United States.>"We've finally started receiving offers from various racecourses, and we'll be considering those options," explained trainer Yahagi. With the horse's retirement at the end of this year already decided, the focus is now on getting everything in order for his final, culminating season.
>>566865814Man thank goodness. The idea of that behemoth running l'arc was absurd. I'm guessing he's going back to the US then given that was the secondary schedule with his turf debut at the EOY Arima Kinen.
>>566866072Erm actually you're a schizo because you disagree with me
>>566863125lmao
566866184Faggot
>>566866196i tell myself i'll get to it but...
>>566865990Post "ningen" butt
>>566866217This is the level of argumentation that the NTR retard and his cronies are on, which is why it's just not worth engaging with them
>>566865976I'm glad I got Palmer in two tickets, she's such a cutie I just wanna make out with her
>>566866204Yes anon, ningen. Pay no attention to the fact that she never takes off the hat
>>566866127>881 followersHoooly anon what have you got that's that good I want in...
>>566865536I mean, I like fronts and Gold Ship is my first 5* (and only 5*) UMA. I like them. They're comfy, consistent and Seiun/GoldShip sometimes randomly give me Fast Learner.My favorite UMA is Shinko Windy but...yeah.
When in doubt that it's a schizo or shitposter>reddit>spacing>unironically
Kinda miss posting here but the captcha remains comically bad, not doing FOUR (4) mini games per post, doesnt even give freebies anymoreLuv muh club though
>>566866184get back in the pool
>>566866072You convinced me. NTRanon should know his place.
>>566865526Kawakami on her way to slam meThe post-race smash is a powerful motivator
>>566865990Do you think if Tazuna and I were to race each other she would let me win? Something tells me I wouldnt be able to face her at her full strength.....
>>566866331EXPLODE
Calling it now, Yanko's placement or win in the EOY Arima Kinen will be a coinflip for Cygames to release her banner
>>566866072Makes sense, now you have retards like>>566866324 that think everyone is NTR. Just dishonest stupid posters ig
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>566866321Just imagine the smell of her sweat
>mogs all vtubers everDat viewership
>>566866072>People want a diversity of characters representing the generalSay no more (didn't read the rest). I'll start avatarfagging too
>>566866321
>>566866324I sucks extra because the '99 generation is my favorite but I won't let one retard ruin that for me.
>>566866614that's just her body count
>>566866383o7I suppose I can't blame you too much thenShinko is a rare pick
>>566866624As which uma? We've got some that are taken already
>>566866689I just think she's both pretty neat and pretty cute! But thank you.
>>566866457A princess must seize victory!
>>566866363she's not getting much borrows anymore but in ura and unity days she was the town bike
>>566866656if that can ruin it for you, you should step outside lil bwo
how would tazuna know what umapyoi is if she wasn't a-
>>566866656>He thinks it's ONE retard
>>566865405SS is a highroll I get sometimes. 8, 9 runs out of 10 it's S+, anything lower is bad rng
>>566866614Dude she lives in a world where Falco can get 2 trillion fans those are noobie numbers in the uma world
>>566866769god i love her POWERFUL legs
>>566866820ew hag
>>566866636>>566866564sniff
>>566865682read my post again, you illiterate nigger
>>566866331Excellent post but also EXPLODE
>>566866878How many people are on earth in the uma universe?Is all habitable land like india/tokyo?
>>566866780V bros...
>>566866321>>566866564>>566866636does she has the biggest fattest butt of this game? Canonically speaking
>>566866780As I said> but I won't let one retard ruin that for mecmon esl bwp
>>56686708199% of the world is India, 1% is Japan
>>566866457personally I prefer the post-race bath
>>566866839>When Tazuna pushes you onto the bed and you realize where this is going, you try to push her away, but you can feel that she’s much stronger than you
>>566866769Love her.
>>566867143>IF that can>the though that someone can even ruin it for a low test nigga like youmaybe you should learn how to understand english, retard
>>566867178>you try to push her away
>>566865123have you tried spending statues to raise the star level of your umas to inflate the score? doing that made S+ my lowroll for the umas I wanted to farm SS on.
>>566867368dude I have an umawife waiting for me at home and I don't want to cheat on her again
>>566867339how CAN it if I won't LET it
>>566867368
>>566867081The Uma world is like a Chinese Cultivation world where the Earth is like 2000x bigger and it takes weeks of flying on your sword at mach20 to reach the next city
>>566867152>america is canon in the umaverse >obey your master and the EU/NZ umas are whitePerhaps in the uma universe India was walled off...
>>566867861Now post the process
>>566866636>>566866564Need her fat butt grinding on my small dick
https://www.usagundamstore.com/products/emperor-series-yr-04-particle-awakening-armament-f-p-a-a-fire-lord-phantom-flame-soul-version-1-100-scale-model-kit-copyA lot of these chink plamo kits look really cool but how are they to actually build? Anyone buy them before?
>>566867494>IF because it was even a thought in your small headThe fact that your brain even jumps to someone could ruin it says enough. Loser mentality.
>>566866769
>>566868013Ah, deflection
>tfw I'm too well endowed for umalolis so I'd have to sleep with the hagslife is fucked up bros...
>>566868178Deflection is a funny way to say I don’t have a response
>>566867125It is my headcanon that she does even though we don't know her 3 sizes
>>566868198This is just a bait post to get us to post sexy hags isnt it
>>566866331I would umapyoi all the gyarus at the same time
>>566868013>>566868276God shut up you worthless noisemaker>>566868178you don't need to keep replying to save face against this trash, everyone sane can see that you are right
>>566868005They're actually pretty good just pricey. Some of them are hilariously obvious knockoffs of other designs, though that may be a plus to you if its a hard to find kit.
>>566868386>sane and rightlol Sane people enjoying things don’t sit around thinking whether one random person can ruin it for them.
>>566868320Oh nyo...Not hags...!
>>566867907Explain Indian Breath then
I've got the beginning of the Mejiro song in my head. But only the beginning because I don't know the rest
>>566868386>everyone saneThat's the problem. How many sane posts can you count so far
New Festa pics, May editionhttps://meiba.jp/horses/view/2006102424#news
>>566866769>>566868109oops, black bars
>>566868490Haha I am le epic trolling you posting sexy adult women haha! You are being trolled right now!
>bad run>glue>glue>glue>sorry dancho, maybe I'll just flatline for a while
>>566868719>Still black barsI give up.
>>566868793Oh gods, someone, stop this anon!! Think...think of the lolis! A tragedy is occurring...
>>566868880PEROPEROPERO
>>566868719this but my kisses would be all over her legs
>>566867813As someone currently reading through Journey to the West (thank you anon in these threads that linked a copy of it), it's hilarious how true this is. Sun Wukong has like 8 fucking layers of immortality in the story because chinese mythology says you only get to be immortal to ONE thing (like can't die from being specifically stabbed) and need more immortality to be immune to more things. They're walking from a place in China to somewhere in India, and this book is 93 chapters long. Good read so far though.
>>566865814Nepo fraud...
>>566868793Ohhh...oh, yeah, that...that's the good stuff...
>>566868908brb calling interpol those drawings must be saved
>>566868908Hags are inevitable
Filly Butts
>>566869159In that all children eventually grow older, yes
>>566869159based>>566869187cringe
>>566868983Sometimes I wonder if the ancient chinks were competing against the ancient indians even on those times to see who has the biggest dick, in this context, with their tales and mythologies
I love my danchou so much they are always working so hard
>>566868719>>566868889A princess wouldn't give up and neither will I
Every Umamusume that has won JRA Horse of the Year>Speed Symboli19671970>Mr. C. B.1983>Symboli Rudolf19841985>Tamamo Cross1988>Inari One1989>Oguri Cap1990>Tokai Teio1991>Mihono Bourbon1992>Biwa Hayahide1993>Narita Brian1994>Mayano Top Gun1995>Sakura Laurel1996>Air Groove1997>Taiki Shuttle1998>El Condor Pasa1999>T.M. Opera O2000>Jungle Pocket2001>Symboli Kris S20022003>Zenno Rob Roy2004>Vodka20082009>Buena Vista2010>Orfevre2011>Gentildonna20122014>Kitasan Black20162017>Almond Eye20182020>Forever Young2025
>>566869413How much did Cygames pay for Forever Young to be on there
astroturf of the year
>>566869242I mean when you realize a lot of the book is a satire of Ming Dynasty-era imperial bureaucracy via the Celestial Court by portaying them not as a place of absolute perfection, but as a rigid hierarchy filled with ineffective deities who are more concerned with protocol, rank, and "face" (mianzi) than with solving problems, then a lot of the story makes sense as you realize it's metaphor.
>>566869474The will of the CEO
>>566869413spefrauds....
>>566869413
>>566869474not like there were better options for 2025 HOTY
>>566869607Sorry Teio, but ningen women do it better
>>566863634>rice image fatsorry bwos but this game revived the architect within me
>>566869413uh, wheres special week?
*siiiiiiiiiiiips*
>>566869607none of your business
fillies
I'm one of the sane posters
Grass as your fat thirty year old umawife... yeah... I'm thinking peak...
>>566869981uuu-uuoohhh?Biko cunny...More...
>>566869413>FRAUDUS symboli isn't therelmao
>>566869786SEX ME
>Gentildonna
>>566869413your birth year's Horse of the Year is your new CM acehow fucked are you?
>>566870005You only say that because you think sanity is some kind of food, you fatty
>>566869404Here I did it for you
>>566870262we need images of Gentildonna and Gold Ship pushing their breasts up against each other as a show of strength
>>566870351nooo I was just about to post it
>>566870275Uhh they haven't been released yet?
>>566869841>>566869786fine motion and finemoposters owe me sex
>>566870275I'll let you when I can roll on them in 2029
>>566869546I love these fun facts of ancient poetry or myths that were all a metaphor for "yeah our ruler's an asshole"
>>566870436You seemed to struggle bwo
>>566870023Ugly sloppa
>>566870275...people say the wedding alt is better...
>>566865123>SS on a highrolleat my fucking ass this run was a lowroll
>>566870715It's not
>>566870552I mean the author didn't have a lot of nice things to say about buddhism either as he was a Daoist, the Buddhas all live on Vulture Peak being more obsessed with the meaning of meaning than improving society's lives.
>>566870715Her wedding alt is easier to train at least, but it doesn't have free NSM
>>566870758rude fuku posters
>>566870275>Air GrooveI dont know if she's good and I suck ass at this game as-is
>>566870689you are ugly
>>566868987
>>566870715>>566870945Her Halloween alt mogs both
>>566870597It's true...I don't know anything about video editingand all the preview/playback software plays it on a black backgroundand I can't see the bars until I upload it to 4chanand my math wasn't working out because the clip isn't actually 720 pixels wideand yours and the original look horizontally stretched on my screen
>>566869413This spoils cingrey season 3 by letting us know oguri will job to inari
pull for palmer
>>566871185The Main Story starts out with Oguri winning her last race
paizuri one
you made me do a run without MLB Riko and now I'm gonna kill myself
Friends, is there any uma that likes guys sexually? I am tired of being cucked by lesbos. Please help my life is really sad and lonely.
>>566870275>taikii'm... winner!
>>566871185The fact that they introduced her at the end of season 2 and the fact she has cracked aptitudes in game already speaks volumes
>>566871339Her final bond story is real cuteIts reasons like that umas keep falling for their trainers
>>566871339Sure thing, wake me up when it's Christmas
>>566871164It's because the encoding was kinda fucked, the actual size of the video is 720x1278
>>566870275no idear
>schizo is shitposting about yuri>go to work and come back 10 hours later>schizo is shitposting about yuri>knock out and sleep for 12 hours because tired>schizo is shitposting about yuriGenuinely what is his goal?
>>566871185yeah no shit even in the anime they powerscaled her as "having unlocked the zone early" or whatever the fuck that means
>>566869413>Kris S twiceWhat makes her so special?
how come there's no Inari II
>>566871710(you) making this post
>>566869413IF YOU DIDN'T RACE IN GLORIOUS NIPPON YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HORSE OF THE YEAR
Why is Special Week so ugly?
>>566871768Back to back Tenno Sho Autumn and Arima Kinen wins in 02 and 03
>>566871490It's all in your mindset. You have a beta cuck mindset so you will see defeat everywhere you go. Your whole life has been filled with women that would happily share a life with you but you hate yourself and choose to see a life where all women forsake you. It's not the umas, it's you. You're broken.
we love yuri here
>>566871710>anon is shitposting about yuri>anon comes back from work and shiposting about yuri starts>anon sleeps for 12 hours because tired >anon comes back and shitposting about yuri startsnyooooticing
>>566871768Autism
>>566870891>live on Vulture Peak being more obsessed with the meaning of meaning than improving society's lives.Sounds like post-modern philosophy right thereReminds me of divine comedy where Dante is pretty much dissing the entirety of the modern church and govt that exiled him
>>566871710you could kindly reply to my honest question instead of mocking me
>>566871768water
>>566871501My fellow 28 year old unc
>>566871185Actually it was your post that spoiled it for me. Congratulations. Hope you have fun jobbing this CM. Meanie. Ugly.
>>566869413>Oguri Cap
>>566872007Specute is the literal pretty derby
>>566872027You're probably right. Is there an uma for a broken trainer?
>>566872113But you asked for mockery
>>566871671>Output Resolution: 720x1278Well it doesn't output that in my browser.If this one doesn't work I'm front flipping off a bridge
my glasses broke and now I can't see shit
>>566872335Rudolf can fix you
Is Kawakami for (You)?
>>566872067>Sounds like post-modern philosophy right thereThe difference is that actually believes in changing society at the end of the day. Buddhism according to the book is more like "bro the reason why you have problems is because you care about them, you can just not do that"
>>566872264ningen women cant compete...
>the Kawakami kisser has mastered kissing in video formatNo forehead is safe.
>>566872553please have a penis
Mambo!
Mambo?
>>566872553this guy posts his dick and butthole on twitter
>My first and only gf left me after she suddenly discovered being lesbian>I have to relive my trauma every day with my trainee wives being overly affectionate with their rivals
>>566872613Just that added "bro" instantly made me realize, it's modern feminist/meninist self-help slop that pretends to "guide" people into a brighter tomorrow but actually makes them become stagnant and conformist consoomers of their respective gender-based ideology
>>566872816link it here
>>566872613Same energy
>>566867497
>>566872793seeking the pyoi
>>566872690I got one forehead he can kiss *unzips dick*
