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ye olde: >>566786541

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg
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erg is finished
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>>566862571
This tbqh
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>>566862571
erg finished…on my face
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yuh yuh
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>>566862518
take me back to those happy times...
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missing + dsg in the title someone rebake
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>dsg the time has come
>Our salvation is nigh
>Our torment is near an end
>For ten months we've been tested and tried, and each sister has proved her mettle a hundred times over, and a hundred times again!
>Suffered, she has
>Punished, dsg was, the lot of us.
>Disproportionate to our crime (yuhposting)
>Here it is! The cursed general of Elden Ring (and Nightreign)
>Every last post that went astray, we have returned from the archives
>Save for this >>566862712
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>>566862518
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>go walk my dog between runs
>practice and creasy lose to dogs
damn can't leave you guys alone for a second
back in queue
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how did they make the best and most optimized game?
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yuh yuh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
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Crucible Knights
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>>566863167
holy kino
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>go walk my terr between threads
>erg lost to dsg
damn can't leave you xhirs alone for a second
back to posting
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>>566863149
No DEI
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I really don't think we'll get sote equipment. Most of the sote talismans became buffs like increased dash or rolling damage.
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>>566863528
They could at least add the double bow buff one...
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>lose with executor in very embarrassing fashion
>go mow the lawn
>win as executor easily
Do your chores, it is good for your mental health.

>>566863149
Low fidelity graphics carried HARD by art direction. Most of the time when you load in on a save the grass won't even be loaded so you see the massive stretches of land with repeating tiling textures for a moment then the grass pops in.
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Elden Ring more like Elsa Ring because my phone autocorrected to Elsa.
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>>566863149
This >>566863795
And probably far less audio too. Since Fromsoft quests are bare bones, they don't need a whole lot of dialogue.
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>>566863795
>Most of the time when you load in on a save the grass won't even be loaded so you see the massive stretches of land with repeating tiling textures for a moment then the grass pops in.
Never happens to me, move your game to an SSD
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>>566863528
SotE equipment is not happening, it would break the game's already broken weapon system even more
more SotE enemies as field/night1/night2 bosses to add some more variety could definitely happen, alongside some more DS stuff
we desperately need some more central castle configurations too
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>>566864018
I didn’t have performance issues at launch (or ever really) so I’ve always felt better than all the people complaining about poor performance. Especially considering I’ve never had anything better than a mid range pc
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>>566864210
More map variations adds some new castle configurations with one of them being just completely random bullshit enemies, it's great. Someone should host modded seamless again
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>Phys attack +12
>Cursed sword buff
>Red balancers
>night invaders x4
>5x two handing does more damage
>Slapping for 1000+ damage per swing and using like 2mm of stamina
I love Suncatcher so much
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>>566864018
It happens sometimes with me too, and I have an SSD. It's an issue that Fromsoft has had since at least Dark Souls 1. You can see it clearly when you teleport to the Parish bonfire. Your character looks out to Sen's Fortress, and you can see al the assets load in quick succession, starting from the nearest and moving the farthest.

If they wanted to disguise that loading, then they could keep the screen black until all of it is finished loading. It would only add about 2 seconds to the player's wait time.
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Where are they now?
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>>566862712
>>566862792
>>566863403
You will never know love and your shithole is never coming back
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>>566864517
I'm still here.
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>>566864018
I'm not complaining about it really, just stating it happens. From are kind of known for not pushing graphics to the limit and instead putting a ton of personality in what is essentially last gen tech.
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>>566864534
Please love me
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Gimme your best builds to kill the worm
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Welp, my new streak is 29. A 3 game improvement to my previous 26. :\
I guess there's nothing to do now except start anew.
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Do you guys think if I get one of those human shock collars with a thing that hooks up to Elden Ring and detects when I get hit and shocks me will help me get good at not being hit?
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Controversial but official and approved tier list of the /erg/ forum

S: Devil Knight / Practice

A: Shiftyduck / MAN BIRD / Sludge Merchant / Gremlin / cc

B: Skorvan / Piqf / ZdradaEnjoyer / Mellow / 3 bar doll / tinpo / ender lilies fan / hit / Nine-box / Aschev / terr

C: Ytlaire / Mush / yys / Shijjjy / Viteazu / Trish / Zane / Clumsy / Carian / Naefy / yerba / Jellyfish / Quintoneus / Remance / Pepe / Sneeglius / Archetype Earth / Salvare / oie / Minerva / Daddy hubby / Training arc / Banderson

D: Zorban / Creasy / Belan / MARZ / Tide / Pivvot / Monica / sat / XHAL / bjark / Brynhildr / Sens / Ukonzaemon / ****use / Cupcake / GUMBUS / Dingle

F: Sneedgar / mitt / Various cheese / Revenant Lover / Joll Doints / Zombii / Karry Kip / Venomous / Tranimelover / Extremist / Ying / Lotus / Spirit / Duowaifu / Erotony / Nezuk / Freud / Miquellafaithful / Zaborg / Watatuna / Ace
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>>566864580
Which one are you?
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>>566864517
I never left, but my image in the collage is the most unassuming so I never mattered.
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>continous HP recovery relic passives stack
neato
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>>566864517
interacting with a better community, I hope
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>>566864729
You lost yesterday creasy, you can just ignore your losses
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>>566864517
>uh uh uhh uh uh uh
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>>566864462
>all that just to still lose to Wylder's BWC
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>>566864817
>nobody gave a shit about tierlist posting for like 2 months before terr was back
>terr comes back
>tierlist shitposting resumes
Hmmmm
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what is the best early strike weapon?
need something blunt for the dungeons
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>terr "returns"
>devil suddenly gone without a trace
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>>566864817
Why do you keep putting yourself above Zdrada sludgejeet? They were more consistent than you ever were.
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>>566864953
Is it even worth replacing a real relic with duchess coin though?
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>>566865149
kill the guy who took rya's necklace and take his balls
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>>566864902
That one over there *points*
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>>566865149
Wretch starter club, iirc you can get it from the merchant next to the Boc quest cave
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>>566865149
You can grab a great club on the overworld near some demi-humans in the woodland right below Darwill's evergaol, you can grab it at level 1.
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>>566865149
morning star my beloved, strike damage + bleed with requirements so low you can use it on any build
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>>566864517
Interesting drip solutions across the board
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uh uh uh
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>>566863931
>Well-worn black armor of the man-wolf Blaidd. The pelt serves as a cape, protecting from cold. Blaidd was the blade of Ranni, but the cold bothered him anyway.
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The tierlist is the best thing to happen to erg
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>>566865090
>Noticeable uptick in "Wylder vs exejeet" shit-flinging
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Test post to see if I remember the trip
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>>566866164
wtf...
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>>566863167
I don't get it.
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>>566866164
Hey it still works. Cool. I wasn’t sure. Seems like all the games are hero based so there really isn’t the need for a collage right now. I’ll try to do one next February though for the 5 year anniversary.
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the dsg collage is too big...uwa
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>>566866271
Troons have been doing cipher pata fight clubs. There's a webm of 2 thicclads swinging rocky cragblade patas at each other too.
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>>566865273
>2 HP/s each
>weapon passive is also 2 HP/s
>ed maris low health enables health regen passive is 0.5% + 1 HP per second for 50 seconds
>resets every time you fall below 20%
raider with full health negation probably
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>>566863167
Why is the hostcel desperately pressing up on the d pad
>healing in a 1v1 and with a rune arc
Incredible skill
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I like brown women.
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>we're never getting an official NR manga
They completely lost it
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>>566866394
ill be waiting
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>>566866456
I see there's a build there, I just think you are trading too much value using the coin. Raider needs very specific lines on non-deep side to work and you are using 2 relics that don't have those lines at all. Your 3rd relic would have to be raider punch upgrade, ninvader, and taking damage increases damage or something. It would have to be a perfect CEkino to compensate for your hp gain gimmick. Doing that build and dropping a stone at your feet before you start pummeling would be cool if DoN didn't 1 shot you.
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>>566865075
>>566865068
>>566865090
>>566866085
>>566866710
Truth
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>>566866394
So we need to post our 'nished in the thread?
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>>566867094
all me
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disgusting picture dont post ever again
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>>566867179
Go back to your marathon thread
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Porn addicts are so embarrassing
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>>566867432
I really did not like that game. I loathe shooters like that.
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>>566867179
stfu exejeeta
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>>566867179
You need to kill yourself for the betterment of this world
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>>566867639
Neat, the same spam thread shows up every time you start shitposting here.
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>>566867179
Didn't you get arrested for showing your penis to little kids?
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So many on topic posts
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>>566867639
Really? Why didn’t you like it? Isn’t it like Destiny/Halo?
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i cant stop
the lonelineeeees
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gg horse nice cheeky day 1 bbh (where did you two go)
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>>566869283
>yo this queue bussin fr fr
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GG mierda sloplord
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gg mystery dreg, what a dogshit map seed
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>>566870147
Indeed dogshit.

>>566865001
No I didn't. We were in the middle of utterly destroying base Caligo. She only had about 1/4th of her health left when I disconnected. It was a guaranteed win.
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>>566868821
I never got into the whole extraction genre. Every match is a lot of looting and running around and then occasionally fighting people. The abilities all have long cooldowns too and I wanna spam that stuff. I really like team fight games like Overwatch and Paladins. Coordinating with each other and supporting each other is a lot of fun. Destiny PvP was really fun too since you could do all kinds of things to bait people and trick them.
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gg birds, rare phantom attack on charged attacks game
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>>566870568
>rare phantom attack on charged attacks
Love that ability.
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>>566866989
>4 HP/s always
>1 + 5% of your MAX HP TOTAL per second when dropping below 20%
>lasts 50 seconds
>refreshes duration anytime you're under 20%
>applies to teammates
>55 HP/s @ 1000HP
>flasks heal 60% of your total HP
>over a third of your total HP recovered after waiting 6 seconds on a 50 second buff
>punch lets you activate this whenever you want
really just ninvader for acceptable damage. you're already the best cleric in the game by using this setup.
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>>566870821
I don't think it would be good since everything 1 shots you in the tier we all play at. What you are trying to do is like early days NR where people were putting a bunch of defensive buffs on relics to survive and wondering why they were only doing 70 damage per swing to a boss.
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Oh don't mind me. Just reliving that glory days, when I fought against the dogs with melee and actually did damage. >>566685270
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So many retards on the pw
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>>566871278
name them
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>>566871004
>since everything 1 shots you
what fps do you play at
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gay reddit camera webm
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>>566864953
they do???
>>566865273
i run it whenever i can't run maris due to colour restrictions
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>>566872164
??? Do you not play D5? You get 1 shot in D5 from a bunch of stuff, having dummy thicc hp regen isn't going to help you when you are downed.
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Gonna start queue dodging raidcucks for Dogs. Worthless deadweight every time.
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Cuties <3
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>>566872608
>cant solo dogs no matter the team comp
name real quick?
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>>566872475
Anon is saying to run both maris and coin, I'm saying that is too much offensive value being lost to do something that isn't good in D5. He might be right and me wrong but it just feels like a bad idea at high depth. It would probably be a fun build in non-depths.
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>>566872482
you take less damage at lower framerates
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>>566872805
i'm going to run it.
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>>566872897
Do you not play D5 though? Your build simply doesn't work man, I was trying to be diplomatic about it.
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>>566872805
>too much offensive value being lost
Meleekeks really think that one +2 phys on their non deeps makes a difference
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>>566872769
>>566871317
Stop shitposting
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>>566873102
>play D5
>get hit
>back off
>heal to full
>only get hit at full health
>health bar is also 10% bigger minimum than most other players
>5% of max hp means bigger health bar = more hp per second
>ise character skill and nothing else so you never die
Do YOU play D5?
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>>566867179
>deleted
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>>566873239
No lad, there is a split between non-depth and depth relics. Using 2/3 non-depth relics for hp regen means you can't take specific stuff no matter what you want to do since those 2 relics are set relics. I already explained how perfect your CEkino 3rd relic would have to be and you'd still have to leave effects you'd want on the table because they literally can't be rolled on the depth side to 'fix' the build.
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>>566864517
I never left
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>>566873476
Yeah, and I main raider for my melee fun in D5. You fags keep telling me he's unusable at high depth but I use him. Look at my build anon, I've tried what you are trying and it doesn't work out well.
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>>566873505
i'm going to run it and see more success that you.
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>>566874475
Possibly, have fun with it.
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>>566874358
>No lad, you can't fit in a blessed iron coin since you'd need CE kino to replace it
>Here's my +2 phys green with no other valuable lines
You could swap that relic out and not notice. Meleekeks overestimate themselves
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>>566874742
You don't think those other 2 lines are good? Anon was being way too nice to you lol.
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Did I mention that I never beat Elden Ring's DLC? I gave up about halfway through. I was not having fun at all. I fought the dancing lion on my own maybe 5 times, before summoning the NPC and then killing it while the NPC took aggro. I never learned the moves. Never mastered the pattern. So when the dancing lion shows up in Nightreign, I'm still learning how it works.

People keep begging for more DLC stuff to get added to Nightreign. But if that happens, I'll just suffer more for not knowing how to deal with any of it.
Similar deal with Dark Souls 2's DLC. I only ever played through the poison DLC once. And didn't even finish the final bosses. The ganks squad with Havel, and the poison dragon were never defeated. If they add a bunch of DLC from Dark Souls 2, then that will also be more suffering.

I actually liked Dark Souls 2 well enough. Despite its issues. But the game is way too long. By the time I got to the DLC, I was already getting tired of that playthrough. I can't imagine going through 2 more DLCs. Talk about a slog.
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>>566874842
They aren't that great no. Evergaol clears them EZ
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>>566874842
They're as useful as max stamina at encampments or increased runes
You wouldn't intentionally run them even if they're nice
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Hey.
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>>566874358
>highest win streak: 30
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Whoops
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>>566875080
is your day going ok?
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>>566870405
Oh right. It’s extraction. I hate that kind of thing too. Thanks for reminding me.
>>566874936
First part is understandable. The rest is… ehh
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>>566875080
You.
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>>566875080
heey
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People bring lltb to dogs?
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>566874936
You are a retarded shitter with a quitter mindset
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>>566875582
If I play with the notorious damage negation hoarders in the pw (you know who they are), and I finish day2 with zero negation while the other zdps hoarder has 2 purple full hp, one purple successive and one purple charged, you bet I'm gonna keep that fucking lltbt and carry the run.
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>>566875582
i bring it
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>>566875846
>>566875742
So yes? Ok cool
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>>566875742
Hoarding damage negation against dogs is fine because a lot of squishies won't survive a hit with just 1 negation.
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>>566875742
You aren't carrying shit you use greatbows and magic on rev
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>>566875582
LLTBT is acceptable if you're a caster with no negation
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Among the first Tarnished to join the Roundtable Hold was Vargram, a warrior of great skill and ferocity. He acquired the title of the Raging Wolf from the white wolf pelt that flowed from his helm.
Vargram sought to become the shadow of one of the Empyreans and built his strength relentlessly as he traveled through fallow Limgrave to the golden city of Leyndell. And yet in spite of all his strength, his armor is now worn by another…
An unnamed Tarnished now walks the Lands Between in the skin of the wolf. Does this warrior seek the same fate as Vargram, forever stalking at the side of an Empyrean? Will they uphold the Golden Order or supplant it for some new code? Whatever the destination, woe befall upon any who dare block the path.
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>>566875582
>>566875742
I assume you're referencing my recent loss. The third anonymous player was playing recluse. So it makes a kind of sense that they had less likely on. But Practice had less likely on rivers of blood. I found a copy of rivers with blood atop the castle and pinged it for him. The copy had a 40% full hp negation. So it was a no-brainer to replace the less likely sword with the full hp negation. But he kept both swords.

Don't confuse what I'm saying with shit talking. I'm not shit talking. Just stating what I believe to be the major flaw that lead us to our downfall. It's a matter of fact. Like, sure, I was playing a low DPS melee against dogs. But I didn't realize I was being used as dog bait, and got overwhelmed in the first minute of the fight. It was insane how much they were on my ass.
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>>566876418
Not reading any of that
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>>566876809
Just read it
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>>566876418
Please open your match history and show me the rivers you dropped was purple while the less likely one was red. I'm psychic.
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>>566864534
>>566867245
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Wait I didn't know that was an option, what?
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The flock need to protect themselves from me
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>practice blocked me
Why? I thought we were friends?
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>>566876956
He dropped the less likely in the middle of the fight, so it's not in history. And I don't remember what color it was. The one I dropped happens to be red though.
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>>566877116
Last time I tried to use it during dead hours with the only other anon in que it never actually worked and never gave us a game.
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Bloody fadarchode will taste the bloody backstabs saar
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>>566877284
>killed by leonine misbegotten
Huh
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>>566877440
What the hell are you saying talk like a normal person creep
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>>566877440
>using a bleed whip against BK
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>>566877284
What were those retards doing to die so fast? Like I wanna blame you for playing bird but were they playing in the blood mist and ground flames or something?
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>>566878512
NTA but retarded random ignore the tridents sometimes
I have a theory it's like the castle door where it gets opened by everyone else so often that they've never had to learn the mechanics
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>>566874936
>did I mention
You are anonymous, retard. I have no idea what you have mentioned previously
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>>566878512
I had a feeling run was doomed when there was a cocktail recluse. You can work back from there. I’m doing all rotating character d1-5 thing. This was my final d4 game and I was forced into bird
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>>566862518
Am I the only one who likes ganks and ambushes? I mean, I think empty hallways are lame—which, in my opinion, is the biggest problem with FromSoftware’s “Souls-like” games. Other Souls-like games feature intricate shortcuts and realistic NPC behavior. FromSoftware just throws in trash mobs with literally trash loot.
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>>566878858
GET EM CREASY SHOW THEM WHY THEY SHOULDN'T FUCK WITH TRANNIES ON THEIR PEROOD
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I started dabbling with executor and I get why every executor becomes a living cunt now. Your team only exists to mess up what you are doing.
I get why executors run off to do something else
I get why executors sit down if you take their crit
I get why exeucutors don't res people after going down because another player took aggro and dead angled you

This character is a massive crutch to cheese the game and your team actually harms your chances more than help.
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>>566877440
very good saar
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good falseflag post creasy that will get 2-3 (You)s for sure
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>>566879623
If you are talking about my gripepost about executor I'm not creasrarian.
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>exec pracjeeta back-to-back knotting by EDAWGS
kino
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>>566879379
watch out this is going to triggered the EOS (executor obsessed schizo AKA deviljeetarino)
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How do we stop what is coming?
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>>566879947
Daily renewals and acts of faith.
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>>566879785
How is it possible to die to dogs as exexutor, just deflect the attacks lol?
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>>566880130
>How is it possible to die to dogs as executor
Trying to deflect everything and mistiming it.
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>this is going to triggered
>didn't even read the post
brown
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>>566879947
1. board your windows
2. bolt your doors
3. hide in the queue (threadshitters are unable to reach you there)
4. listen to your radio to know when it's safe
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>>566880130
Oops meant for
>>566879729
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>>566880130
I played with a guy that refused to lock on to anything he said it messed with the enemy AI not locking on and he would die over and over to every nightlord because he couldn't turn fast enough in suncatcher mode to keep the enemy on the screen.
I doubt that is normal behavior though, the guy was really fucking weird to play with.
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>No. 1 There is no such thing as taking their crit. They didn't do the stance damage, the other actual melees did pound-for-pound more stance damage than a brown cuck standing there waiting to block.
>No. 2 You are not entitled to MY crit, I don't care about your izzat farming build
>No. 3 go play solo if you want to stand there and redeem the L1 and crit saar.
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>>566880832
what an idiot
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>>566880832
Well said, this immediately triggered the exejeetas.
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>>566880936
He is butthrt because anon referenced his /v/ name. This is going to go on for hours lol. There will invariably be a lot of 1:30 minute spaced posts incoming just watch.
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I'll show you what's coming in 1:30 just you wait...
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Elden Ring and its DLC were really fun. The thrown greathammer was the best weapon from software has ever made.
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>>566881495
why
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>>566881495
What about the backhand blades?
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gg kinda boring run
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>>566881495
Hefty pots were fun to troll people with.
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>>566881646
I am glad they exist but not my thing.
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>>566881745
Too easy.
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I just realized something:

the virgin Golden bloodline
>every single one of them is cursed
>literally the first dude to die like, ever
>a creepy shota
>a rotten girlfailure
>"I hate myself and my horns, btw mom I miss you"
>a larping dude who loves blood
>arsonist
>arsonist, but female

the CHAD Carian lineage
>every single one of them reached peak autismo in their respective fields
>max both INT and STR, rides his pony and loves his step father (wholesome)
>the most powerful cleric that ever lived, wants to create a new family (based)
>one of the most powerful sorceress, student of both her mother and Renna, another legendary witch (empyrean btw)
>they're not even cursed from birth, they fuck themselves up just for the love of the game


Radagon did nothing wrong
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>>566880130
>How is it possible to die to dogs
Ergies don't know that you can walk away from their attacks and they will miss (applies to the big dogs as well (kind of)).
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>>566881646
More weapons with weird movement tech like that would have been cool. I wish str got some variant of it :(
>>566881495
That talisman that increased damage after being in a stance was so fun for katana aurafarming.
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no one here posts co-op invites anymore...
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Is this my sign to play Executor? Does the taking damage effect work with executor's deflect?
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If Godwyn hadn't died, things would have been so different...
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>>566882030
All the ganktrannies left for discord
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>game gives you two (2) dedicated buttons to dodge attacks
in what world would you ever need to play executor lol
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>>566882064
You have to actually take damage from the attack and deflects make you take 0 damage. It will let you spam suncatcher for reduced stam and not have to deflect though. Your pool noodle will do big damage and if you run rally you can always get 100% of the hp back because of how fast you wiggle the noodle. That strat is countered by the executor suncatcher buff though, or rather it makes it a little risky.
>>566882385
If you don't have to ever dodge because you can freely deflect everything you can take all the evasion curse items no one else wants.
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>>566882064
Testing on the puppet, the answer appears to be "no". Successful deflects or blocks don't trigger it. It only works after taking damage. And only for a very short amount of time. So it's probably best for trading blows with high poise, or retaliate as raider.

Still, The triple dex and vigor make it a very valuable relic. It might be useful for something.
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>>566882295
Well yeah thats what the game is about? Jung talked of this in one of his books
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>>566882295
Once Miquella brings him back, everything changes.
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>>566881946
Only one of them shattered the entire world, and it wasn't the Wholesome Golden
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I don't mind letting terr get the crits if it looks like he is in range to do so
I also leave him greases for his grease build when I can.

You lose nothing by being conscientious of teammates builds, playstyles, and inventories
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>>566882603
My astrologer pals tell me the next eclipse is only 1001 years away.
>>566882651
Stop being reasonable.
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why is he so greasey doe
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>>566882548
>If you don't have to ever dodge because you can freely deflect everything you can take all the evasion curse items no one else wants.
or you can just take them anyway and not get hit using your two (2) dodge buttons
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>>566881985
>>566882030
are you a type B?
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>terr
>grease build
>creasy
noticing
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>>566882762
Only way to get into the skin tight armor.
>>566882787
Good luck with that.
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>>566881946
Wasn't Godwyn the biggest prodigy chad of them all?
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>>566882919
People liked him a whole bunch. Maybe enough to divert power from Marika and be a good ringbearer. The populace loved him and feared Marika, then he magically dies. History is unironically filled with many such cases.
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>>566877028
Thanks for proving the point
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>>566882874
Hang yourself.
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>>566882651
It's so hard to resist taking crits when Executors are playing. Sometimes I run up to take the crit, but remember at the last second and change to a charged attack.
I get really anxious though. Like in the last game, we were fighting the black blade kindred, and I hesitated from taking the crit, but I heard the sound of a flask behind me, so I went for it. I'm not sure if he had the time to flask and crit at the same time.
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>>566883263
>>566883278
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>>566881946
this isn’t 2017 bud
>>566881495
not really no
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>>566883278
ashen one...... lord of the hanged..... may the flames guide thee
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Be a good person.
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>>566883452
>2017
Where do you think we are?
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>>566883339
You guys at least know executor is probably going to do more damage with the crit, normals seriously can't comprehend stuff like that.
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>>566883452
>this isn’t 2017 bud
what? ER came out in 2022

>>566882919
>>566883163
Yeah, its almost as if the night of the black knives was orchestrated by some kind of mastermind or something
he fought dragons, befriended them, and everyone in Leyndell loved him
now he looks like this tho
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>>566883857
>its almost as if the night of the black knives was orchestrated by some kind of mastermind or something
Ranni eventually tells you she planned the whole thing.
>he looks like this
At least wylder's tribe cares.
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>>566883857
What an ugly bitch
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>>566883856
Its not specifically executor, any nightfarer can run a crit build
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>20XX
>parry BBH until stance-broken
>immediately take a knee and stare at my shoes (irl) until our I hear our execuBVLL has finished
>my w*ldersissy themed cock cage pinches me standing back up
>miss a parry
It's over for me w*lder sisters...
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>>566884048
True, but executor and maybe duchess are the only ones who actually do.
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>>566884068
What?
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>>566884013
>Ranni eventually tells you she planned the whole thing.

true, but we also know that Marika "betrayed" malith too, in some way
>Maliketh was a shadowbound beast given to his Empyrean. Marika's sole need of her shadow was a vessel to lock away Destined Death. Even then, she betrayed him.

>At least wylder's tribe cares.
I havent played nightreing yet. is it a multiplayer game only?
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>>566882651
If I did the stagger dmg and I am closer Idc it's mine. Not going to cater to a selfish cunt that has rage afk'd in the past.
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>>566884546
>is it a multiplayer game only?
The preferred term is transgender dating app btw
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>>566884546
>true, but we also know that Marika "betrayed" malith too, in some way
She told him to seal up death afterward and his job was to hunt and kill things as her shadow. Not being able to kill things drove him insane as gurranq.
>>566884546
Multiplayer oriented, but you can play solo. Wylder's pauldron is Godwyn's face, his grappling hook is Godrick's grafted dragon, his robes tell how to ascend to godhood. His entire outfit is a massive loredump in iconography.
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Godefroy the Grafted
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>>566884730
Not right. #1 marketing material for all dating apps (different from hookup apps) is marriage rate after the first date. And that rate is zero. At best it’s an ERP app
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>>566884546
>Marika's sole need of her shadow was a vessel to lock away Destined Death.
That wasn't what he was designed to do, so her making him do that is her betrayal. He was made to wield death (to eventually kill her if needed) and use death.

Some of you guys exist to fap, putting a cock cage on you would be a betrayal.
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>>566884995
It's only been a year
I wonder if the jp servers have cute transwomen, as opposed to ugly gross westoid troons and their broad germanic bodies
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Obviously you don't steal a crit if terr is running his crit build but for any other executor who cares. You should be deciding crits based on passives. If I'm running a CR2 build then I'll force someone else to crit because my charge passives don't apply. If you have bleed on crit/crit deals more damage then go for it. Ultimately, unless you're a crit focused build then the damage is so small that you won't notice if an exe used his sword to crit or not because a castersister will deal 8x your crit damage with 1 spell.
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>>566884995
you guys are getting first dates?
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I’m stealing her crit
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>>566885398
>unless you're a crit focused build
Executor is a crit focused build.
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>>566884845
I see, thank you. so pretty much a similar situation to Bleidd, who becomes insane after Ranni killed her Two Finger, the very reson why Bleidd was even alive in the first place. I also didn't know all the lore bits about ER that are actually in NR, I honestly thought this was just a hero shooter equivalent for people who likes soulslike

>>566885142
Such an interesting metaphor, but it gets the job done
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>>566885398
I think you mean
>don't steal a crit unless terr is running his crit build
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>>566885549
>inventory full of skill attack power and affinity 6 on relics
>acktually my sword does 25% crit damage than a normal sword so your phys 12 build should hand it over to me!
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>>566885406
No. There is no date, no hookup, only erp
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>>566884546
>Marika's sole need of her shadow was a vessel to lock away Destined Death. Even then, she betrayed him.
You guys really need to learn how to read.
The only thing Marika could do to betray Maliketh is to have Destined Death unsealed, because locking it away in the first place was the only thing she ever needed of him. That's it, it is literally the only thing that could be betrayed because it is the only thing she ever even wanted him to do.
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Jarvis, send in an ironeye that closes the riposte window after 0.1s
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Holy fuck how are you still talking about Elden Ring lore, nobody cares
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>>566885692
Yeah they are both shadows so not doing what they are created to do makes them go nutty over time. NR's links to ER's lore are pretty substantial but not at the same time. NR explains where grace as a thing comes from, and shows some false runes, and has characters from different timelines of the ER endings (Ironeye is a sentient TWWID from Fia's ending for instance).
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>>566886020
Evidently you care
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The last few days I’ve been so thirsty but it feels like no matter how much ice water I drink I still feel thirsty.
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>>566886194
Soda
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Someone explain Elden Ring lore to me. I care
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>>566885918
>The only thing Marika could do to betray Maliketh is to have Destined Death unsealed, because locking it away in the first place was the only thing she ever needed of him.
It didn't matter what she needed him for, he was made to kill her if she went off reservation, that is why he could wield the death rune. He is fighting off an insanity when you meet him as Gurranq because the guy is feverishly addicted to killing things and can't, so he eats the deathblight instead.
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>>566886194
congrats you have the beetus
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Try fingers, but hole
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>>566886452
Nah he's fighting off the Two Fingers kill-switch same as Blaidd is by the end of Ranni's questline.
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My crit not my problem rajeesh
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What if Metyr, Mother of Fingers was a boy?
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>>566885918
of course she did that
but also
she has conveniently created a situation where only she, and a select few others, can afford to kill other people forever, and evidently Maliketh isn't such an impenetrable guardian given that the rune was stolen first, and Maliketh was then defeated by the Tarnished

furthermore, I believe Marika has toyed with the idea of killing Radagon, whatever that might mean.

>>566886364
with or without spoilers?
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>>566886364
It all starts with the proto west germanic root of the word "shadow"
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Impregnating Recluse
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>>566886702
This but ironeye
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>>566886540
Look at it from a certain perspective and Marika having him seal up death and he goes nutter saved Marika from him actually killing her eventually.
The game shows both shadows stay loyal to their host even thru the programming in the end.
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>>566886673
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>the falling leaves tell a story
>guy with falling leaves on his outfit only talks about raping 24/7
>guy that is named after falling leaves doesn't speak to you at all
ebin
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I haven't seen DK ever since he got exposed as a viewer for a japanese vtumor, hope he didn't kill himself...
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>>566887249
Goes by Tinpo now.
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>>566887249
He also got exposed as a cheater when Practice showed off his total expedition count.
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>>566887249
probably too busy with the line that formed for his bwc
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>>566887170
all of the endings excluding ranni's being basically the exact same left a sour taste in my mouth
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>>566881034
>>566880339
Got his ass there can’t lie
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>>566887249
i doubt that matters, theres plenty here who watch vtubers
Although he sure does have poor taste in them
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>>566887432
you seem to have forgotten about the best ending
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>>566887432
It is a very dishonest way for the devs to tell you you picked the wrong ending try again until you get the one that actually isn't the same, be that blowing it all up or sending the ring somewhere else.
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>>566885956
Just do this one simple trick:
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>start to set tree on fire
>game ends with the fire still going
??
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>>566887740
Big tree
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>>566884730
truth nuke
>>566886020
they haven’t learned to let go yet. the last two months have been utterly disastrous for them and they’ve closed their eyes and plugged their ears all the while.
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>>566887740
big tree
takes a while to burn vro
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How viable is it to play Nightrein fully solo? My ancient PC can run ER fine but Nightrein causes random lag spikes that almost freeze the game. It runs passably with a mod that removes grass and shadows, perhaps because I also disabled EAC, but that means I can't play online. I got up to the cerberus boss on my third run and that felt like the game not so gently pushing me to party up.
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>>566887720
I got the shura ending my first playthrough of Sekiro and got the last 1/3 of the game cut off and Genichiro just disappeared without coming back. I sided with owl and then he dies in a cutscene.

I never did a second playthrough.
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>>566887740
Realistically its like an hour or 2 between you setting it on fire and you killing the elden beast. Sure you can rp you waiting a million years but someone else not doing that can waltz thru farum then do the 3 boss gauntlet that ends the game in a very short span of time.
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>>566887619
The only others who watch vtumors are stinky dirty femcel NEETs like duck and lardcake
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>>566888056
Leyndell gets covered in ash in...2 hours.
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>>566888014
Very viable the game has its own scaling based on players. When playing solo you even get some free wendy's frosties to save your life since no one is there to pick you up.

Everyone that plays solo says it feels hollow playing like that mind you.

>>566888129
There is a tree on fire right above it.
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time le convoluted
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>>566883429
>continuing to dig your hole deeper
Cinema
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>>566888014
get ready for some soulsfirekino gameplay
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gg greg, rare deep dive in the rain run.
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>>566888556
Thanks Trish. Gg
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>>566888072
I'm not a neet though, I have a job
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queue for the videogame
i'm WAITING in line to play the game
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I steal crits
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>wins 450 games in a row
>plays with creasy once
>loses


How
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Comfy run. That invader fort got a little hectic there. Sorry I couldn't help more, but I was kiting the fuck out of the Duchess. I eventually killed her, but man it took a long time to find attack opportunities.
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>can’t even get to 500 consecutive wins
Back to D tier with you
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>>566888793
Cheating.
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>>566888759
I cant' i'm climbing back up to D5 with randoms
Only playing with erg makes you lazy
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>>566875056
>15% more dmg is as useful as max stamina or increased runes
Name? For the block list
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>>566888926
nobody wants to play with you ccuck
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>>566888772
your identity, m'sir?
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>>566888938
He might not know how to trigger the effects or something.
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>>566888793
What is queue dodging, seed checking, and savescumming? Retard. No webm = didn't happen also.
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>>566889000
yes you do, i'm one of the best players here
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>>566888853
As I'm learning the Lion, I'm also remembering why I hate the game design.
>Finally learn to dodge his retarded squirming melee attacks :D
>He combos it with the breath attack D:
>Successfully dodge more squirmy attacks :D
>...
>...
>Press the attack button
>His head comes up in an eruption D:
>Shoot bubble at him
>"I probably have enough time to shoot another bubble before that one hits"
>Try to shoot another bubble
>The first one hits, and he instantly aggros on me
>Stomps ice that kills me instantly.
I'm so sick of this game.
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>>566889049
Some people still think the knockback line only happens if you get backflipped.
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>>566882919
He was killed by like 3 Black Knives, Godwyn is the biggest fraud in the setting
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>>566888853
post-apocalyptic, end-times, lobby
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>>566889257
i never learned the lion warriors
i just whack them and if they whack me or kill me i accept it
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>>566888793
>greasy
>d4 shitter
>ed dogs
>exejeet debuff
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uh oh wyldsaars woke up
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>>566889064
I'm sure practice doesn't seed check, when he griefed me, he got mad that we instantly didn't go invaders day 2, when they ended up being in the circle anyway. If he seed checked he would've known that no?
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>>566889412
Instantly triggered the brown exedalit, well done.
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>remember when practice griefed m-
no trash, I have dementia so I forgot about it since the last time you mentioned it (yesterday)
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>>566889536
Look bro, you simply can't get streaks in the hundreds without cheating. It is an online game with unreliable netcode.
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>>566889536
>he got mad that we instantly didn't go invaders day 2
This didn't happen, I have it on good authority that erg does NOT do night invaders lvl 2
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I wish I could save the erdtree
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For free
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>>566889771
ZorGAWD will prove you wrong in 8 months
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>>566889894
Not part of your discord don't know who that is, sorry.
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>>566889821
Technically you do that in the standard ending by becoming Elden Lord and restoring order.
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Oh the guy claiming all winstreaks are fake is a nightreign-anti
dsger or ER lorefag, call it
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>>566887318
Qrd?
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>>566889771
lol I've stopped caring because every 70 games some random DC bullshit cucks me, every time
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>>566890245
Probably just a reasonable person.
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>>566889960
She’s pretty famous, can’t believe you haven’t heard of her.
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>>566883857
>>566883848
you’ve missed the point entirely
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>>566890437
Not into discord, sorry.
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>>566890412
DCs don't break streaks
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>>566890245
Not sure about that, but I will say “lorefags” (not convinced it isn’t a bot/samefaggotry or the same two people every time) do tend to be very angsty to everyone else
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My dream is to wipe to adel one day
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>>566889661
I didn't mention it yesterday and it was a good context to mention it I'm defending him you twerp
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>>566890869
you're more likely to log capacity than wipe to adel
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>>566890812
The discord is really mean to the lore guy because he is also the guy that guardian posted about their false flag and is the fashion poster.
They hate him specifically, thats all.
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>>566890540
Explain the point.
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>>566890869
How about d0 cold dogs wipe with experienced players
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what the fuck is this spread
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>>566891589
Means the circle is going to be in the top right.
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I care about the lore, I care about the fashion
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>>566891152
the meme is from 2017 that’s all
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>>566891049
I don’t understand anything about what you just said
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>>566891982
why are you replying to DOS? do you hate your sanity?
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Guardian's real crime isn't that he's bad.

It's that he's completely uninteresting and has the depth of a puddle. There is nothing he does that has any sort of mechanical complexity. Wings of Salvation is just not as interesting as Immortal March despite functionally being the same ult. Whirlwind is a glorified throwing pot / rejection without the skill that extends it, and even then it's completely unknown if it actually does things like pull boss aggro better than just attacking. Motherfucker is just boring.
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>>566891589
Just ignore them, the hotdogs can't legally hurt you if you ignore them
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any queue man in
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>>566892094
I don’t know what DOS is either
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>>566892094
What is that?
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>>566891982
The discord knows though, that is why it caused the post below you to schizo out.
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What the fuck are you all talking about?
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>>566892332
some /v/ shitposter that came here since /v/ threads died out after the dlc, his posts are usually about hunting down some boogeyman, discord, guardian or lore
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>>566892985
Oh you're talking about the guy that knows terr is dragonirian from /v/?
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>>566892332
some paranoid schizophrenic vagueposter who thinks his boogeyman nemesis from /v/ who may or may not exist is conducting some kind of clandestine shitposting operation on /erg/
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>>566892332
Dragonirian obsessed schizo, you can probably infer what that means from his latest post. Just ignore him he exclusively speaks in vague riddles that are always complete schizo nonsense
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>>566891049
They aren't going to take this well.
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i severely underestiamted how much of a "LETS FUCK THIS GUY NOW" button lightning bolt made bosses
what the fuck
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>>566893303
>>566893332
How do you all keep track of the shizos?
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My head hurts so much its not even funny
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>>566893482
by labeling them dos or cos or tos, the same guy is mad everyone keeps bantsing on him so he calls them obsessed for noticing.
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>>566893456
Base Fulghor hasn't made me that scared in a while. Dude was on crack.
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>>566893551
fold a dish towel into a square (not a small washrag) and lay it on top of your head
i am not joking
this has helped my headaches / head hurting since i was a child and i am not sure why and nobody can tell me why it works (for me at least)
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>>566893482
because he's been plaguing our threads since late 2024 that's why
he tried to kill erg fcs by spamming a false narrative about how no one from erg is actually using the pw and it's in reality some outsider discord (he still believes this with nightreign btw). utter nutjob
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>>566893787
You sound kind of schizo.
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>>566864534
You'll never be good at the game greasy
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The discord is going to hear about this
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I want these guys added to Nightreign.

>butts thread shows up
kek he's gigamad
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>>566889064
Probably isn't savescummed
The streak passes statistical checks for streak size given winrate and games played.
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>>566894118
He is the vidya butts thread guy too?
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>>566894253
Dragonirian has always been the butts poster, the girl in the image is a russian gun.
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>>566894313
This website has a smaller user base than I thought
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>>566893932
and you are a retarded newfag
>>542502754
>>549393435
>>558530309
>>532592539
>>532592539
>>526500501
>>509948490
>>509948645
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>>566894580
There's a reason they removed the IP counter and it wasn't bad actors. It being around long enough was cluing anons into how dead even the so called popular boards were.
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>>566889821
your goldmask rune my xirple
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>>566894580
It’s gotten really bad post-2020. And really especially post-hack last year. It’s scary how you can feel the last breaths of this place right around the corner. Bots, discord, pozzed hellholes blocking access. All have done incredible damage.
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>>566894662
I always enjoy seeing thread shitters get exposed well done anon
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>>566894082
Greasyjeet has never once said or did anything like that retard get your threadshitting in order
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>>566888793
He disconnected from a game after the trish thing. It’s 1000% savescummed
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>>566894662
k
>>566894745
4chan being Epstein's playground is the real final nail. I've been here since 05 and knowing how much of our culture was actually his culture is sickening.

>>566893456
Sometimes you don't even have to fire it off, the boss just knows the AR you can produce and wants you dead.
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>>566892134
pretty much
i stand by the fact that he should have been a different animal too
like a lizard or something
>>566893787
definitely weird since everyone knows dsjeets killed fcs
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>>566894162
This doesn't mean anything, and you shouldn't post about things you don't know about.
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>>566895004
>like a lizard or something
He should have been a turtle and start with the turtle shield. He looks like a kappa/tengu hybrid with the turtle shield on his back in the dawn outfit.
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>>566895004
>since everyone knows dsjeets killed fcs
false, we blocked most of the dsgtroons after a while so it was only erg anons playing
fcs naturally died due to a lack of interest and nightreign's release obviously
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I can’t wait for Duskbloods General
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>>566895430
And people not respecting the no poiseblobs softrule.
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Born to tank
Dexfag a bitch
Crush them all
I am poiseman
98,003,298,294 poisetanked running Katana R1s
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>>566895553
no one complained about poiseblobs when we decided to revive fcs last month
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>>566896000
Might not have been any.
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>>566895963
You really posted this to cope with the fact that you didn't know winrate can also be affected by savescumming? Aquire more knowledge on the subject before you embarrass yourself next time.
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>>566895963
This is extremely embarrassing
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>>566894984
>gets proven wrong with a mountain of evidence
>only response is k
that's what I thought bitch
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>>566896574
Do you not know what his image is of?
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Zane is so cringe and lame...
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fast as fucc 3bug
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>>566896623
are you unable to follow reply chains or are you just pretending to be retarded?
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>>566895430
so chuds ruined everything...
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>>566896574
>>566896775
Stop trying to talk sense into DOSjeet you know it's an impossible uphill battle
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>>566893787
i remember having a 6 man fc and the thread was just him and some other guy (probably from dsg) talking to themselves since everyone was busy playing
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>>566896764
whack
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>>566897039
What the fuck are you rambling about?
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Sens won...
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>>566897284
the most butthurt poster award?
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>>566894662
>deleted
qrd?
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>>566894984
Epstein was here for furry porn, he didn't create any culture.
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>>566897464
The guy holding onto old deleted posts definitely isn't insane.
>>566897487
/pol/ was made a day after he met with Chris personally.
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>>566896000
why did they die...
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FC?
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>>566897464
>he doesn't have 4chanx
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hi guys i made duck with orange sauce
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>>566897553
Ah yeah, Epstein gaslit us into hating browns, fags and jews.
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>>566897707
I don't want you guys to see me accidentally crouch every time I want to run, NR ruined ER for me.
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>>566897906
Stop cooking shifty
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>>566897819
I jump in at 2/4
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>>566897906
this feels like an attack somehow, are you the duck pancakes guy
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>>566897906
How long? I've made peking duck before and that was an all day process.
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>>566895430
i liked playing with dsg, pancakes, yuh yuh yuh and another person i forgot I think it started with z or r I don't remember
>>566896000
it just depends on who is playing really some people really don't like it so I don't blame them for leaving
>>566897819
uninstalled elden ring storagelet here
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>>566897906
>broccoli
Based, should've added some cauliflower as well
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>>566895068
It means if he were savescumming he would have to have been savescumming both winrate and streak and set them both to values that make sense to have together.
In this kind of thing it is very easy to accidentily end up with a record that has a 1 in 10^22 chance of happening like in the dream speedrunning controversy
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>>566898060
i am the duck panckes guy
my next will be duck with plumb sauce
>>566898132
an hour, i just pan fried duck breasts. skin is very crispy
>>566898160
i might try that next time, i haven't cooked with cauliflower much before
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>>566897284
Said no one ever.

>>566897404
The highest number of rage quits award maybe?
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>>566898163
If he was savescumming he can control all that. If you just revert to the save before you lost and keep doing that the 2 metrics would stay linked. It would only misalign if the guy we are claiming savescums like a fiend stopped savescumming, lost a few times, then started up again and broke the chain of custody if you will.

Your streak is intrinsically tied to your winrate by default, assuming you are autistic and started from scratch, which the assumption is.
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>>566897836
>datascraperX
kek
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>>566898298
stop eating me
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>>566898815
I'm saving your pineal gland for dessert.
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>>566898815
you aren't a duck weird troon neet
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>>566898587
>as he uses honeypot website
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i'm neither actually, as I've stated before
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>>566898587
uh oh retard alert
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>>566899107
meant for >>566898938
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The only big streak I'd say was real would only be half real and that is Practice.
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Hmm imteresteding that you must learn "No Skill" from Recusant Bernahl...
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>>566898501
>If you just revert to the save before you lost and keep doing that the 2 metrics would stay linked. It would only misalign if the guy we are claiming savescums like a fiend stopped savescumming, lost a few times, then started up again and broke the chain of custody if you will.

No they misalign very easily and the more you savescum the more likely you are to misalign them if you aren't careful.
Streak is a metric that varies a lot by changing a few records and winrate is a metric that barely changes at all by changing a few records.

If he were to have been savescumming he would have had to have savescummed a precise selection of his 3000+ games to give him that winrate and a streak that it makes sense for that account to have
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>>566899469
>if you aren't careful.
You are constantly assuming a guy (potentially) going to insane lengths to hide his cheating when we scrutinize it wouldn't be careful. All you have to do is assume he was careful and all your math falls apart.
I'm saying if he started scumming as soon as he lost and kept doing that he'd have full control over both metrics. Why would he meticulously comb over 3000+ games after the fact instead of just actively savescumming from the beginning with the expressed intent to make win streak number big?

You are trying to turn this into some monty hall impossible to parse scenario on numbers when you can look at intent and see how easy this would be.
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>>566898938
leave shifty alone she didnt do anything
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>>566899280
>the only queue dodger other than sludge is the most real streak saar
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>>566899846
I am assuming he did not have a process from the beginning to savescum 3000+ games to have a statistically robust battle record yes
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>>566900157
I only say it because the name Practice implies he's practicing, when Practice Testing he's testing something while practicing. That implies he is practicing for something, which would be his other account that he manages as much as possible with solo playing, seed checking, and autistic skill after hours and hours of Practice and Testing.
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>>566896786
Not what he said
>>566897926
It really doesn’t make sense the second you think about it
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How can I hate browns if I want to impregnate Recluse?
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>>566898298
>>566898160
>>566897906
stop blogposting
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>>566899916
>floorslut
>route griefer
>meta whiner (while running beastslop)
>vtumor simp
shifty did a lot
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>>566900739
We can always make exceptions if they're hot
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>>566900802
Shifty is a good girl
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>>566900540
>DOSjeet melty
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Hoarah Loux
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>>566901095
What does this mean though?
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>>566901119
King of the Goys.
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>>566901094
creepy groomer post
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Practice this practice that how 'bout you guys practice some bitches
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>>566900908
This is me and all my previous bfs
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>>566900608
seems to be what he said..
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>>566901267
No it’s not
>>566901354
Well it’s not
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>>566900739
Recluse is the fromsoft equivalent of a drow, she's not brown
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Mohgwyn
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>>566902145
beat the allegations
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>>566901267
Yes it is
>>566901354
Well it is
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>>566902121
trashtinx is brown and obese and desperately wants sto claim recluse as one of them
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>failing tornado cancel with sissyeye
-9999 izzat lost, sorry guys
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>>566902360
I was trying to cancel him too. Unfortunately, my ult was just a few pixels too short of charged. Easy fight though. Didn't even have to use my flasks.
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>>566902360
NTA but when do you do it? Can I do it as Undercaker too? Also I canceled blizzard with big doggie today, timed it just right, I felt so good.
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>>566902564
After he clamps his mouth and do the explosion he'll prepare for the tornado, you can stun him there. You probably can, just jump before you ult since iirc it has better range
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>>566899063
>>566899125
guaranteed replies
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Recluse on Caligo is going to trigger my Trish PTSD
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*splurt*
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>>566904017
cute and strange
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>>566903698
Recluse bimbos floor kissing
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how much night could a nightreign run if a nightreign could rain night
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What if duchess and ironeye were an eeveelution
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>>566904992
Shut your mouth or I will shoot you in the face
With a gun
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>>566901094
Shifty is a fair maiden
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Dolly dear... Thou shouldst by now have ascertained...
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>>566899428
WELL
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I’m doing a new run is the game still active? I don’t summon on my first runs because ydbtg so now I want raid boss fights
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>>566906735
You'll probably still be able to find summons on bosses, maybe
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>>566906735
yes
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>>566906087
Is that bitch pregananant? Red Wolf has some explaining to do.
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>Pulling in a frenzying sorcerer's puppet with grappling hook in an invader poi

Jesus christ how horrifying
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Weehee, we did it. I'm glad I hoarded all of those skill increases. And then I got a decent weapon near the end. But nights tide increase really tried to fuck me a few times. Thanks for the pickups.
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>>566907052
lol, sorry about that. I forgot they have infinite poise. I was just trying to clear the area around the orb. I thought a grapple and a few hits would do it.
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>>566907052
>40 (4 tens) frenzied poors coming to a neighborhood near you
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>>566906118
yawn
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>>566897906
>duck is a red meat
so weird
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>>566897906
I never had duck, but it looks delicious.
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>>566907531
go to a good chinese resturaunt
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6 new wins isn't enough to quell the sadness from my loss. I need 24 more of these things before I'll feel better
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>>566907680
post the finger lady
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>>566906735
>>566906843
considering I got summons for Old Demon King and Aldrich recently I have to imagine there'll be summons in ER
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>>566907042
Why do you think that fucking wolf jumps around so much? He's dodging child support payments
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>>566907680
Good job cutie

>>566899107
We know cutie

>>566897906
Looks good cutie
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>>566907827
erm...sovl
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>>566893551
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>>566907821
No. I gave you her name already. Just go to her page. Incidentally, her face reminds me of this face from Mario Paint.
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>Duchess/Exec/Recluse
>A white staff with Lorretta's Bow and successives drops right off
>Recluse drops it and marks it
>I'm Duchess so it's LITERALLY a god drop for me at this point
>Exec snags it
>We do some Ninvaders
>I have to settle for Continual HP loss Scholar Sword
>Recluse is Affinity spec so she's looting the incants too
>I'm still stuck with my dogshit thrusting sword and nothing else
>Exec keeps wiggling his fucking suncatcher at me while I'm seething
>I don't reciprocate
>They finally drop me a BoC in the castle basement
>Run turns around
>I start wiggling my dagger too
>I end up with Skill Damage passives in all slots that aren't occupied by negs or my Craterforged BoC
>We slap Artorias and Greg silly
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>>566908576
sounds like a normal ass game blud
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>>566908728
Bro, Recluse boggarted a Storm Blade thrusting because of a 14% Full HP line.

Literally the whole first 3 PoIs they were just dropping loot I wanted and not letting me get it even though I was starving. Intentional or not it was a cortisol spiker
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>>566908576
>ayo gibs me dat
Worst kind of player.
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>>566908360
Immediately after I bitched about it in the thread something super urgent and stressful came up at work, had me overtime 2 hours after the end of my shift, and made my migraine ten times worse, AND I'm running out of ibuprofen
I will probably overdose on it and never have to play Nightreign ever again. Good ending?
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>>566908969
As I said: They passed loot back and forth amongst themselves that could've made me MUCH more useful to us like 2-3 times. They would just drop it, ping it and the fucks would instagrab it. If you're trying to specifically share to somebody, don't ping it for all of us.
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>>566908576
I really wonder what recluses aren't affinity
like even if you go with a terra magica relic, having +2 affinity in your depth relics lets you use a good incant if you get screwed out of a good spell early letting you speed up to get to that staff you want
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>>566908576
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anyone still playing this game? im about to queue
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>>566909097
The damage is way lower, even purpling a pebble on matk 12 is better than affinity recluse
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>>566909290
It's not "way lower". It's about 7% less and in exchange you get to use any spell and even some AoWs to great effect. It also buffs your cocktails.
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>>566909290
Giantsflame or lightning spear are ungodly useful if you get them from like the first cathedral, they are drastically better than white pebble for dealing with your first invaders
and like >>566909359 said, lightning or holy for cocktails early opens up a lot
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>>566909275
im queuing it below the earth's crust
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I just reached D5 and I'm pretty sure I'm not good at the game, how are people unable to reach D3
Unironically
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>>566909275
i am queued
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gg normal horse, scholar's buff and debuff really make boss much easier
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>>566909993
The average nightreign player is evidently a drooling tard
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GG Fulghor. Surprised the stomp managed to get me through the crabs.

Please don't wipe out our Lv 3 buffs with default ones...
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>>566909993
Anon, D5 is the 95th Percentile. You're good at the game. You did it. You did beat the game.
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>>566910167
so we are all s-tier?
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>>566910154
Wait there is a scholar on the pw with item share/ally buff on analyze relic line?
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>>566909993
Anon, 50% of people have less than 100 IQ, you vastly overestimate the intelligence of the average human

Also you get out of D1 just for reaching the nightlord, and you don't lose points in D2 just for reaching the nightlord unless I'm mistaken
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>>566910339
Yes.
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>>566910384
I've been playing scholar on the pw since the dlc launched, where have you been?
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Is reaching D5 mandatory to use the PW here or can you hop in earlier?
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>>566910709
Midway through d4 is fine and read the guide in the OP
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>>566910709
If you're comfortable in D4 they don't mind you coming along. That's the advice.
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>>566910709
We've had people hop in from D1
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>>566910653
I only know sens (he runs neither relics)
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>>566910709
You can hop in whenever, just expect to get pulled into D5 games regardless of your rank. Don't let the schizos tell you to solo until D5 or some retardation.
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Are duos harder or easier than trios?
I got to d5 in duos with my friend but he doesn't play anymore and I'm worried about joining the password into trios and jobbing
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>>566910998
Duo scaling is baby shit so if you're well built it's crazy EZ but the issue is if you both go down... That's it. So absolutely any mistake puts the other person in red alert do or die crisis mode.
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>>566910901
this, creasyGOD and yinGAWD were permastuck d2 sultans but joined the d5 pw and they became d5 in 1 week by being forced to adapt
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>>566910774
Oh okay, I just saw people getting blocked for being D4 and got somewhat worried.
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>>566910653
Post build? I wanna know what a good scholar looks like under the hood
>>566910998
Duos are easier scaling-wise, and especially so if you communicate outside of the game, run trio randumbs and see how you fare
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Remember when chelupa sundown joined at d1, made it to d5 and stopped queueing
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Gonna q at D1 on a new character w no relics, I'll make my builds as I play with (You)
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>>566910998
I find them harder. In duos if someone goes down I find it hard to ever get them. In trios if someone goes down all you have to do is lead the boss away if you have aggro and if you don't have aggro you go revive that person. Obvious in trios both people could go down and it's really hard to get them unless you have a good way to revive 3 bars, but still 1 person's mistake in duos hits way harder.
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Practice about to have one hell of a streak
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>>566911569
The fuck is the selling point of the green knight starter anyway? The one on the right is obviously a poiseman str class, whats up with the other one?
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>>566911080
>>566911154
>>566911431
Yeah I just realized I could watch some trio runs to see if it seems more stressful and you're right, I never realized how often you can die on trios and be fine because of the triangle dynamic. When someone dies on duos you have to res with the boss right there so it's cancer and we had to mostly get good enough to not die anymore
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>>566898151
mettlemesh is that you
>z
zenovis?
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>>566911748
starting with a light greatsword?
maybe they'll do something funny and have you start with the deflect physic
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>>566911748
>>566912037
I bet it's some weird quality class that strips down all of the magic stats, or turbo high dex
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>the anniversary hits
>they do a freebie "farewell update"
>a bunch more seeds
>more central castle configurations
>a sparing amount of DLC weapons are added where it enhances the game without breaking balance [maybe they add Ansbach's scythe and bow at legendary tier]
>DLC spells and catalysts all added
>Pursuer raid added
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>>566910709
Solo queue d1 through d5 to learn how to play the game yourself unless you want to go down in history as team heavyweights like ying and creasy
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>>566912193
>some weird quality class that strips down all of the magic stats
that's vagabond
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>>566912037
That would be funny indeed but would also fuck progression they already have for physick and deflect tear items
They should just put nightfarers in as starting classes, fuck it, I wanna hook Margit to phase 2 then pilebunker his ass back to Leyndell
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>>566911569
remind me, will tarnished edition a paid thing on PC too?
If so would they really just re-sell the entire game for 2 new starting classes and a horse skin? Surely it'll be like Sotfs for DS2 right?
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>>566912440
I bet they add Nightfarer gear as new loot
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>>566912193
>I bet it's some weird quality class that strips down all of the magic stats,
I think it's pretty much confirmed thats what the other class is going to be.
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>>566911569
Will ER on other platforms get an update for this?
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>>566912561
Surprised they didn't make that one strength focused or maybe vigor focused
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>>566912290
you forgot the adel raid that was in the trailer
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>>566912290
Needs a few more purple scythes to nerf the Halo build and then you're golden
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>>566911871
Yeah. The game was tested and they found 3 players was best. Duos was only added when whiny fucks got mad they couldn't just play with their buttboi and not involve randos or whatever. I was in favor because premade duos are usually cunts but...Not anymore. It sucks and duos still go into trio Q for a third and then give each other preferential treatment.

>>566912728
I don't want an Adel raid. I want Pursuer.
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>>566912464
Didn't they say its a free upgrade for those who own the game already?
>>566912520
FUCK YEAH finger seal with rejection and beastslop finally in Elden Ring
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>>566912917
No I mean a Wylder set and a Guardian set etc etc etc
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>>566912849
Pursuer is riding Adel
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>>566913006
I know I'm just jokin'
>Guardian set
I hope they rip his wings off for that as well, could make for interesting drip
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i hate that 2nd day circle
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>>566913138
I would assume it wouldn't have wings or even a helm. But it's free real estate to add the outfits and starter weapons.
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>>566913221
Blaidd's head was turned into a helmet just fine and you don't even have to kill him for it. Then there's goofy shit in picrel that doesn't even realistically fit normal head/neck proportions. They could totally give you wingdrip and maybe even the chicken head, why not
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>>566913495
Because lore. I guess birdjeet getting skinned and turned into a fursuit is a funny bad end for him but that's the issue imo. It has to be contextualized. So unless more Pinionfolk are added....
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>>566913495
Watch Rauh be populated by the pinionfolk lol.
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>>566911154
Here you go. I have some decent rolls but I only really care about 2/3 lines per relic, having 3/3 good lines is just a bonus.

>>566910841
Sens plays Scholar like skillmonkey duchess for some reason. I mean, he plays him in that capacity well in runs, I just don't get the point, personally.
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>>566910998
way easier because there's no risk of miscommunication
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>>566911569
it's john dark soul and lapp
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gg caligo
was that the bug or did she just take 10,000 fire damage and explode?
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>>566914150
It wasn't the bug, we just annihilated her with damage. Scholar attack buff, L3 meat buff, throwing knife debuff, and everyone was stacked with fire damage.
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My friend just bought Elden Ring without the DLC and we were playing through it with Seamless and now the talk of the Tarnished Edition has me thinking that he's going to hate me for bamboozling him into buying the game mere months before a complete revised version launches (I did not tell him to buy it).
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>>566913601
The contextualization for Blaidd's fursuit is half-hearted already so I'm sure they could make up some bullshit about how chickenhead was actually a mask bearing the likeness of an ancient hero who had fallen into the night blah blah blah... Any Nightreign-related lore can probably just be DS3'd as "there's the general idea but the context was lost long ago".
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>>566912830
what are those
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>>566914445
But that lore literally still causes arguments and speculation. Somebody making a lifelife mask to impersonate Ranni's Shadow is crazy interesting.
>o I'm sure they could make up some bullshit about how chickenhead was actually a mask bearing the likeness of an ancient hero who had fallen into the night blah blah blah
Ugh. I think thats tacky.
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>>566914445
>>566914584
Aren't all of the Nightfarers basically reincarnations of 8 ancient dickheads, thus justifying the "likeness of an ancient hero" copout
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>>566910998
easier
i job all the fucking time on the password tho. there's a bunch of good players despite what this general says and a majority to all of them don't really give a shit if you job.
Come play with us, add to the pool of players. It's cool.
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>>566914692
Reincarnations? No. The Night is a 4th dimensional situation where all of the future and past is being erased. The condemned are drawn from all Eras which is why Duchess has a fucking magic time magic pocketwatch while Raider is a legendary folkloric character with exploits that Ironeye knew about from legend.
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new memetech just dropped
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>>566910998
>worried about jobbing

There is one retarded third world schizo who cares about people three barring and doesn't even play the game. Nobody fucking cares, you'd have to have a literal brick for a brain for anyone to care. Unfortunately that has happened in the past, but it's the exception, not the rule.
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>>566914735
mushroom cat
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>>566914840
Then what's with the coffins in the basement
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>>566915012
Those are ancestors of Duchess and Wylder who come from a bloodline that has always been tied to the prophecy of the Night.
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>>566915114
Oh, I thought there were ones for everyone. Oops
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>>566914584
>But that lore literally still causes arguments and speculation.
I actually didn't know that, lmao
I don't find this one lore blurb as interesting, which is probably due to my own level of suspension of disbelief. I'd probably pin this onto one of Seluvis's foiled plans to shit in Ranni's pot, as he is keen on DIY stuff and puppets, while also being in on the nature of Blaidd and his position within the court of the witch bitch.
But that's just my loretism burnout in general speaking
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>>566915170
I could understand feeling that way but I think it's pretty concrete that only Duchess and Wylder have ancestral ties to that mausoleum.

>>566915182
Fair.
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>>566910998
They're about on the same level. If one person dies shit instantly gets real and you have to be good at reviving or else the run dies. The tradeoff is getting more runes (not that relevant in DoN with all the reds) and less stagger/hp value on enemies. Getting to D5 through duo's is already way above some of the shitters who just jump on here directly after beating dreglord.
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>>566912464
> If so would they really just re-sell the entire game for 2 new starting classes and a horse skin?
Yes. They’ve stated as much. Lol.
>>566912290
Lovely fan fiction.
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>>566910998
Don't play meme builds and everything will be just fine
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>>566915114
What about the token Recluse coffin though?
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>>566908360
this series is kinda ass
>>566907567
those don’t exist
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>>566915394
The Deep Woods witches are also integral to the whole thing. I'd say they made the prophecy or that recluse is specifically from that more relevant point in history given that she birthed Heolstor.
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>>566911086
Actually I played one game on password as a D1, get my shit wrecked, then played with randoms until I reached D4. Then I joined the password, but still played with randoms a lot. I wavered between D3 and D4 for a while, until I found my footing. It took a lot longer than 1 week.
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>>566912290
Great hope post
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>>566915467
>this series is kinda ass
nobody will mourn you when you die
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>>566911086
yin will eternally be d1 because he used the pw to climb. his d5 status will never be real
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>activate taunter's tongue at level 40
>invaders are retards with < 1000 hp
>activate taunter's tongue at level 80
>invaders are retards with < 1000 hp
>activate taunter's tongue at level 118
>invaders are retards with < 1000 hp

What the fuck happened?
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>>566908360
This series is pretty good
>>566907567
These do exist
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I miss Madison...
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>>566915340
is fist raider a meme build?
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>>566914003
Thanks, I just checked my last scholar build and it didn't even have ninvaders lmao, luckily I also somehow have a red relic with ninvaders and a spare pocket.
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>>566915629
All the hardened redmen are bored and waiting for Duskbloods.
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>>566915797
no but you could save us a bunch of 3bar rezzes by switching to fist wylder
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>>566915945
>All the hardened redmen are bored and waiting for Switch2 exclusive extraction game without invasions
Redmen are cucks.
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>>566915945
I can't wait for Tarnished Edition though. I'll be back and ready. I have so many builds. My Astaroth cosplay is so fun.

>>566916052
It's PvEvP. It's a Purple man sim and there's gonna be objectives and goals that are redman oriented.
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>>566915629
intentional glass cannon mage build
I don't just rock my 9 VIG, I equip beloved stardust on top, if I die, I die so be it
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>madness proc'ing in the sparring ground forces queue to refresh
lmao why
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>>566871278
only reatrds play nightreign so this makes perfect sense
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recluse aura is off the chizzyy
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>>566915629
Meanwhile when me and my newplayer friend are playing coop:
>playing game, like level 40
>[Some Asshole] has invaded
>sweatiest fucking build imaginable for level range with weapons ready to swap and like endgame levels of hp
>this happens like 20 times in a row
>becomes a sarcastic in-joke for us to randomly say "and then [invasion]" at completely random times because of how frequent and gay the invaders are
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>>566915537
your taste is bad fix it weirdo
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>>566909359
I've played a lot of Recluse and affinity just feels way worse
If it's so good why does nobody run it
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>>566915492
Creasy?
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>>566916390
Truth nuke
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>>566916723
Yes?
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>>566916723
I fixed your post
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>>566915002
we call him mushcat in my friendgroup
and i love him so much
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>>566917346
my friendgroup calls him mushroom cat
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i understand why people play beastslop now
i shan't do it again (probably)
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that was an ed bloody worms
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>>566917571
that's acceptable too
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bloody benchods
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>>566916716
NTA but I do run it, I just rarely play Recluse. There's zero reason to run magic attack over affinity, but there is a case for sorceries over affinity for gravity builds.
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>>566918048
don’t pop a vein terr
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>>566916098
>>566916052
Both sound equally bad
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>>566917865
Mcdonalds wifi Heolstor is terrifying he would dash attack in the middle of his roar animation
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I hate myself, my parents deserve better than me
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>>566918234
i used my ult at the literal very start because he was sliding toward me and t-posing
i didn't want to fucking explode to his double down stab aoe
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>>566917865
I like running beastslop in randumbs because beastslopping makes me feel like a ferocious housecat that claws the shit out of your arm when you've pet it too much
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It's bugs and someone picked ironeye, and I don't have giantslop relics. Who do I pick?
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>>566917865
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD FUCK YOU BLOODY
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Stop saying aura
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>>566918554
Also pick Ironeye to make things even worse
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>>566918554
I've been liking executor for giving red faurtis statuses
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>>566916052
>>566916098
Both sound equally good
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>>566918554
Just pick Wylder and griefbow it if you want a free win
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>>566918591
Stop not liking me
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>>566909227
druggie-tard really is a delusional retard that no one likes
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>>566909227
druggie-friend really is a genius that everyone likes
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^ said no one ever
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>>566919008
I will love you and marry you if you stop everyone in the Elden Ring General from saying aura.
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auraless post
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I just joined a game as ironraider and I just. got. MUCHO. AURA!
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>>566919161
Said everyone ever
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>>566919161
I say this frequently
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>>566919083
You struck a nerve and immediately caused the threadashitters to samefag, well done.
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>>566919161
Many say this
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>>566919637
I couldn't do that unless I were omnipotent
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I don’t often agree with Sludge, I don’t often agree with Practice. But I get along with everyone. But I say this >>566919161 every night every day every afternoon and it’s so true.
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>>566920083
So you won’t even fight for (Us)?
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>>566919986
This tbqh
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>>566914284
It's just some minor stuff like a couple weapons and starting classes. It's not gonna be a real expansion or anyhting
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>>566919083
>>566919161
>normal post
>hmm yes that post was clearly snaggledick, what a loser lol
Can you guys stop being weird?
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The more things change the more they stay the same.
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>>566921059
Horse riding in that game was so shit I avoided it on every playthrough. What the fuck were they thinking?
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I'm so glad Nightreign was abandoned for Duskbloods. Thank god Nintendo is here to save us from a good videogame.
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>>566920939
Sold as a mini-dlc or something alongside an update if they change stuff around the map? He'll probably burn himself out just thinking about the whole situation if it's a separate complete edition sold for around the same price as just the base game he bought while it wasn't on sale.
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>>566921059
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>>566917865
>>566918343
is it always this bad?
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>>566921127
Horse riding in every game is shit. There is no world in which I've suddenly said, "Wow, I really wish I could ride a horse that will inevitably not be used in any real combat whatsoever because this isn't a fucking game about mounted cavalry, thus relegating it to a glorified pickup truck I use to move from point A to point B". I think the only thing even remotely interesting ever done with a horse was probably SotC.
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>>566921414
t. never played mountain blade
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>>566921025
What is wrong tinpo?
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>>566912728
huh what's an adel raid supposed to look like i just realized he doesn't have one
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>>566921482
don't reply to tinposts
he's a loser lol
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>>566921237
aiiiieeee...
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damn that was insanely comical the whole run. we got trolled good by caligo
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>>566912728
You forgot the Fulghor raid that was in the pre-DLC launch screenshots
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gg dancer
gg caligo
gg bad luck
I was shitting my pants.
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>>566921554
Ender Lillies will you shut up already I’m sick of your shit
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gg successive attacks restore fp
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>>566921714
What a mice image
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>>566921714
I look like this
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>>566921616
Prelate hammer was such ass. At one point during the caligo fight, she opened herself up to get prelated hard. I was on her for a good while. Not once piece of armor broke.
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>>566921753
Teehee
>>566921791
It's true.
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GG Venetian Blinds. Balancers with you was fun
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>>566921414
Even transportation from A to B-wise, Oblivion horses are unwieldy pieces of shit I wouldn't entertain using for even a second. I can defend Torrent in ER as the local horseslop precursor of the later and greater addition of surge sprint, even if I hated horse parkour in the game. I can defend le epic mountain goat horses in Skyrim. I can live perfectly well with horseriding in KCD. Oblivion horses are a cancerous simulacra of what a horse bare minimum should look and feel like, its like actually offensive.
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>>566921794
Just stance break her to force all armor to break simultaneously.
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Name?
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>>566922209
Yeah I'm here
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>>566922209
You rang?
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>>566918308
Calm down terr
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>>566922241
>>566922291
What tier are you?
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>>566922364
Unranked and intend to stay as such
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>>566922441
This is big
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>>566918591
this this this
>>566919161
>>566919770
>>566919852
>>566920048
>>566921791
no one says this
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I need a pve build where rakshasa is not optimal because it's ugly but i'm autism
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>>566921947
ok it is not nearly that bad and there is actually a mounted torch pose which skyrim and elden ring both lack
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>>566921396
no
first time i've noticed it t b h
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>>566922570
I'm glad to have you as my art posting buddy, anon
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>>566922604
Wylder has some kinda russian ign, your round was probably routed via nordvpn
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>>566922732
Likewise, anon :)
I love looking at and repoosting art instead of making it
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>>566921207
We don't know yet
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>>566923275
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>>566923275
do you look like that?
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Waiter, my dogs were served cold, take it back to the kitchen, GG.
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>>566924484
gg such a shame. Also decent duchess relic dropped
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>>566924554
Damn. CE Kino.
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It is crazy to think that almost every single faggot has played and beat this game
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>>566924872
Elden ring or nightreign?
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>>566924872
who
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MOM
ADEL IS BEING A BITCH AND TARGET SWITCHING
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zuk
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it up
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>>566925734
ancient dragon
more like ancient HISTORY dragon
lmao!!!!
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>>566925857
good work i was like light em up boys
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>>566925845
>>566925736
i have a pavlovian compulsion to post "yuh"
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gospel of dsg
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I want a girlfriend
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only just encountered artorias for the first time last week and fittingly i got bludgeoned to death with one lion's claw. i feel honored somehow
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>>566924096
Yes I look 1:1 exactly like that! How did you know?
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>>566926417
You look like that
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>>566926331
ds1 or nightreign?
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>>566926417
Do you wanna go out with me?
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>>566926331
I only thought people were shitposting at first about Artorias in Nightreign but like holy shit they just ported the fight 1:1 from DS1 and made you pay for it.
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>do my yearly elden ring reinstall
>make a new character
>enjoy early game for 20 hours or so
>until i reach grand lift or the underground
>game says the fun stops here
>enemies and bosses with bullshit hp and dmg no matter how much my shit is leveled up
>quit and uninstall until next year
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>>566926493
nightreign
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>>566926669
Bro your heavy armor and star fista
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It's so sad that ED Libra died of slopma

GG, why was every POI a madness swamp holy shit
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>>566926741
the duo gargoyles in the underground will forever filter me
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>>566926857
gg sorry not sorry its been a while since I've beastslopped and it felt great vs the condemned
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>>566926937
never apologize even a little for cheesing giga goat
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How does anyone find ER hard after D5? Even if you can't dodge it's so easy to rush a 2k+ damage button and just win on trades.
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>wtf the game is easy after 2000 hours?
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>>566926857
what's slopma
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>>566927328
i've put over 1k hours into the game, probably 400~ish into d5
I went back to elden ring a little bit ago and slaughtered the entire game. It was not even fun. Playing the game knowing most all of the bosses movesets to a T, playing as if I get hit once I die, etc. made it so easy it's not even funny.
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>>566927328
I was playing After the Shattering which is a meme hardmode mod and it is fucking disgusting how much damage the retard shit like bloodhound fang, catch flame, etc deal on NG, you can three shot bosses with a +1 weapon

if you could play with like, 1/3rd of the graces like in Lords of the Fallen, no torrent to dodge combat, regionlocked, and +0 upgrades only maybe ER would pose a challenge but to anyone thats played NR for any length of time, it's just stupid
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>>566928231
The overton window of difficulty by making everything meme difficult instadeath, regular gameplay becomes easy. Same could be said about doing maximum NG+ runs. It's just that nobody sane has done that in ER because it's such a huge time investment compared to any previous game so NR is the closest thing.

And you're not really 3 shotting bosses no. Maybe the disposable copy/pasta enemies-as-bosses in some microdungeons which are basically just endgame enemies with double the hp and half the damage. Unless that mod is jacking up your damage or something.
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Is this good enough or should i stick to griefbow L2slop
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>>566929036
I mean like
>get window of opportunity where I can attack safely so I get a charged heavy in
>boss does pre-programmed followup which is another charged heavy
>I can challenge the last hit for stance break, riposte, charged heavy on wakeup
>repeat twice more and dead
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>>566929156
that's perfectly fine
you won't be doing griefbow levels of damage or gaolslop levels of damage but it's perfectly acceptable
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>>566929156
Even with zero schools on a revenant you can do like 1.5k damage on a charged giantsflame cast, if anything you have overkill
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>>566929180
But that's not 3 shotting. That's "abusing" a functional strategy to break their stance.
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>>566929705
if I only get 3 windows of opportunity to attack a boss and i kill them, i call it a 3 shot since i only had to contend with the AI 3 times
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>>566929776
That's retarded. You're retarded.
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just won with a skillslop birdjeet who 3 shot everything with the candlestand l2
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>>566929776
I mean, it's the fighting game sense of three interactions functionally being death, but I don't know if that really translates well conceptually
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>>566929818
I was using the 2h sword on a skillbird. Was doing some big dam. IIRC I wasn't even fully decked for it.
You know what would make it better?
Any other character with strength as a main stat or a convert. what a joke, man.
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>>566929776
I get wanting to feel included and all but this is just pathetic
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>>566930607
Assuming you weren't already using it, running both of his respecs would also increase the damage, but you'd be costing yourself a lot of HP
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>>566931061
?
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>>566862518
I get how important Vaati is, but he basically created the worst kind of lore talk in the Souls series. It’s like a manga/anime discussion without any actual analysis, just some guy describing stuff and spouting a bunch of wild, out-of-place theories for like two hours. It’s also a problem when they discuss gameplay and just start guessing things without any actual evidence. “Bad hitbox,” but they don’t use a hitbox viewer or understand how collision data works. See that obvious Street Fighter tribute? No, that’s a post-Jewish and Christian symbol. And there’s this whole Christianity thing. Everything has to be tied to Christianity.
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>>566922315
Wylder is so lucky...
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>>566931463
u cracked the code
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>>566926417
>>566923275
creepy + no you dont
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queuing c tier
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>>566930607
With the quality respec you get as much str as a wylder and more dex than a duchess. Combine that with 2 balancers and you have yourself the only way to do damage on the bird you just have to deal with having a shit dodge.
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>>566931662
I feel like Sekiro, DS2, and Lies of P have sparked a more in-depth technical discussion. People started talking about things the FGC has been discussing for decades. But you can see the poor understanding and bad-faith criticism from these people: “muh timings are restricted.” The problem is that people think that kind of bullshit is okay in DS because the game is brain-dead easy and enemies have like three attacks, awful pathfinding, and are just slow. But in Sekiro, that’s bad because they want to play it like Dark Souls. They can’t do that in Sekiro. Lies of P supposedly “solved” a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place
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Duo streaks aren’t real streaks
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>somber weapon
>requires one of each smithing stone to upgrade to +10
>"normal" weapon
>requires, 2, 4, then 6 of each tier of smithing stone to advance 3 levels
>this means 12 of each tier
>97 fucking smithing stones to get a +25
who okayed this?
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ahhhhhhhhhh i ran out of stamina running to the worm or else i would've killed it ahhhhh!!!!
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>>566932751
You only need 1 smithing stone and 1 smithing stone 2 to get your weapon to purple
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>>566932776
i recreated the webm
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the aura debt has become an aura mortgage
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>>566932776
who's gnomik
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>>566932751
no don't worry bro you can't infuse or buff somber weapons except bloodhound fan- oh
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>>566932942
shruge
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>>566932912
ching chong ning nong
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>>566932912
what level do you need to be to survive a scratch from D5 invaders?
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>>566933041
It really depends on which character and how much damage negation
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@smee
redeem the stream
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>>566933039
>>566933038
lmfao
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/our/girl is live
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>>566933204
boxy?
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its 10 in the morning maybe at 6 later
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>>566933039
>>566933038
It was the correct play but you c tiers won’t understand why
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howdy everyone it's me john nightreign playing elden ring haha
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>>566933602
howdy wylder
*tips cowboy hat*
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>>566933602
Why is he so fat?
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>>566933602
how did you get the nightreign character in elden ring
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>>566932751
Yeah that makes no sense.
Also the game showers the player with strong Somber weapons early on, like Reduvia, Moonveil, Golden Halberd, Dragon Halberd, Bloodhound Fang, so you have little reason to even bother with regular weapons.
The only real reason to use normal weapons is for colossals, since they completely demolish the game, specially with ashes like Lion's Claw, and you can get both the Zweihander and Greatsword very early.
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>>566933894
based retard
the point of normal weapons is infusions and changeable ashes of war
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>>566933667
idk it doesnt play nice with ER custom body sliders I guess
here's 128 everything but still looks kinda wrong somehow

>>566933668
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/8486?tab=description
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>>566933894
Status and affinity smithing
It’s just as easy to get bell bearings and farm souls
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>>566934067
Yeah, but that doesn't really matter since whatever somber you dump the stones you randomly find into will be stronger than any ash and infusion combination you can possibly have until you're 80% done with the game simply due to how much more base stats matter when compared to scaling.

This is basically why the average normgroid who just wants to beat the game will stick to Bloodhound Fang for their entire run 99% of the time.
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why is vyke’s dragonbolt so fucking terrible?
the weapon buff is the exact same as the standard lightning weapon buff, the body buff is a useless equipment load buff and it makes you weaker to lightning for the privilege

red lightning looks cool though
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>>566933602
why is your game so saturated?
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>>566934603
reshade, vanilla game just looks too gray after 900+ hours
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The very interactive experience of hurling moons at a dog from 3000 miles away

Also, he reformed but went into a headbutt instead of spinning up the nuke, caught me off guard. Swore he always went into the nuke...
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>>566935972
gg bau baus

btw do you know if you need projectile drop off for greatbow
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>>566936180
No*

Greatbows by default have massively increased range compared to regular bows. If you're out of default greatbow range, you're out of RoA range and are in the next country over. Outside of sniping the condemned, there aren't many use cases for more range.
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new thread
>>566936324
>>566936324
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>>566936327
thanks have aborgar
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>>566933126
You want xher to feel suicical after getting raped on stream again?
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>>566923275
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>>566926417
Great images
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>>566925965
Awful posts
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>>566863167
Based hostchad making redcels seethe with zero effort
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>>566943550
We know you're an obese pedophile mass replyjeet you dont need to tell us.
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>>566932037
he doesn’t actually care dude >>566933126
said no one ever
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>>566931463
That’s definitely not a thing that he says lol. The last part I mean.
>>566931573
True.
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>>566926627
people don’t unanimously call things a cash grab to shitpost dude
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>>566919986
don't talk to yourself
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>>566933261
>literal pakistani confirmed
Figures.
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>>566932037
he does actually care dude >>566933126
said everyone ever
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>>566931463
That's definitely a thing that he says lol.
>>566931573
False.
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>>566943734 (me) meant for >>566931678
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>>566863149
All of those games were bad so that’s not impressive at all
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>>566863167
cringe dsgtroon post
>>566863931
based
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>>566864986
yeah right lmao
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>>566865149
Don’t post kino here fag
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>>566863149
All of those games are good so it is impressive after all
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>>566865149
keep posting kino here friend



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