Previous>>566783759>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
Gowron!
Baby's first EoS
Will the CGW provide a better experience than the base game or will it fail?
>>566874015Surely will crash and burn when more than 10 people start actually playing on a daily basis. It being locked behind a fucking discord makes things even worse.
Reminder to ignore CGW discordtroons
>>566874015It will try. That's more than what swiggers are willing to do
>>566874015Well theyre not letting people in and the most important part of a coop game is to have people to play with, so theyre already failing step 1Then Sony is gonna come in and C&D this whole project so its got weeks to live at most
>>566874015>causing termanid put breaks just to have a local source of oil>It's literally converting lower class civilians into food for super oil productionIMMEDIATELY it's a more competent satire AND it actually lets divers partake in damning actionsholy fuck man it's that easy
>>566875102*outbreaksfat finger *dies*
Kill orbital napalm niggers, crush orbital napalm niggers with a Bastion tank, launch an orbital napalm nigger into space with a Breakthrough mech slam, gas an orbital napalm nigger, execute an orbital napalm nigger with a senator, crossbow an orbital napalm nigger as he exits his reinforcement pod, report the orbital napalm nigger to the democracy officer, NTR Seaf-chan and Eagle 1 from the orbital napalm nigger, sparta kick an orbital napalm nigger into a bug hole, run 4 mine stratagems in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop the SSD into a volcano in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop resupplies in pointless spots in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, gaslight the orbital napalm nigger into taking shit weapons, exclusively rundive without doing objectives in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, tell an orbital napalm nigger to LTD, throw sentries behind an orbital napalm nigger, kick an orbital napalm nigger after he drops in to waste his time, make a reddit post about how orbital napalm is the best stratagem in the game so sweden nerfs it, let an orbital napalm nigger get mauled by heavy spam, reinforce an orbital napalm nigger away from his gear, spam the laugh emote next to an orbital napalm nigger, always let the pre mission pod timer go the entire 30 seconds in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, pretend to change gear in the armory to waste an orbital napalm niggers time, always bring the ugliest pod and vehicle skins to an orbital napalm nigger lobby, "accidentally" pop a tire in an orbital napalm nigger FRV, pray for the infinite loading glitch to happen in an orbital nigger lobby.
>>566874015>>566873814>trannies and legal issues>discord based with tranny janny moderatorsit's a ticking time bomb. Ignore it or watch this general fall as discord trannies flood in. I am not joking, make your choice.
>>566875716>discord trannies flood inwe're already there, look at how many trannies now feel comfortable admitting they're active discord users
>>566874015No it will be a shitshow of troons nerfing everything
>>566874307"DISCORD DIVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this planet before. There could be DISCORD DIVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DISCORD DIVERS" he thought. A Cup Of Liber-Tea reverberated his entire FRV, making it pulsate even as the $9 democracy draft circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dissidents after dark. "With a FRV, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>566875936>already going power crazylegit what else could you possibly expect after the nerftranny alexus glazing going on in the official discord?
This game had an actual discordtroon clique from day one, newdivers
>>566875936this is quite literally a fake image and of course trannies here wont realize it even though the font changes 3 different times
>>566875936This is clearly so fake its actually sad someone would fall for it.
>>566876281curious how you enter in defense of them and can't help but double space your shit immediatelynot even trying to hide what you are
>reddit spacingnigger thats a fishing pole
CGW dev here! Since there have been a few misunderstandings about our mod and community, I'll clear things up personally. AMA
>>566876934when can we expect to see you ACK yourself?
swedes wanna kill this brave lil guy
>>566877031I can't even keep the larp up, this got me good.
>>566877186Like many issues sweden has, it's not the "swedes". In this case it's the caste obsessed indian at arrowhead.
>Check companion app to see what new weekly challenge is.>Playerbase is actively being extremely retarded today.>Choose not to log on, because no progress will be made toward the challenge until the majority of those retards get off Marfark.Off to do something more productive, like gooning to big titty anime girls.
>>566877186swedes dont even have to do it the faggot retards walk into my reds on their own
>>566877394>WHY ARENT YOU GUYS PICKING THE MOST OPTIMAL PATH!!?!! THINK OF THE GALACTIC CAMPAIGN
>>566877485Does your intelligence feel that insulted?
I like when this game starts to fall apart at the seams
>>566877698kinda looks like they warp jumped in like 40k, fucking epic
>Actively choose to participate in this week's challenge - the evidence is clear, because just before the weekly challenge started, the majority of those players were not on Marfark.>Proceed to choose the most retarded option possible.
>>566877698foon, I...
do buffdivers REALLY?!
>>566878010>without overshadowing something like the liberator penetrator>look inside>lib pen +5 damage plus stunokay chief
>>566878374No drum mag and it has more recoil
Yup, I think buffdivers do really...
>>5668786099 RR sissies in shambles
>>566878609>suggestion by the CGW dev/mod member>it's a nerfYep, nerftrannies really
>>566878609why not buff the spear so it can kill super heavies in a reasonable amount of body shots instead of this meme. even when players have the power they still miss the mark. Making the RR shit doesnt make the spear good
>>566874015Trooncord aside it's honestly embarrassing random nobodies can pull this shit off in a short amount of time while AH is doing fuck all
>>566875936holy based
>>566878609>can still one-shot hulks to the body>can still one-shot tanks to the heatsink/engine>can still one-shot war striders>can still one-shot charger heads and asses>can still one-shot impalers>can still one-shot bile titan heads>can no longer one shot factory striders (this is a good thing)>can no longer one shot spore titans (this is a good thing)>can no longer one-shot tanks from the front (this is a good thing)sensible changes that make the RR no longer the flatly superior heavy AT option and returns balance to the EAT-quasar-RR triumvirate (this is a good thing)
>>566875676t. Fatdiver that can't move out of fire
Nice job, Swedes.
>>566878609this fucking retaaaaaaardI am generally a nerfgod myself and he annoys me, he's obsessed with RR. Has he said anything about thermites? Ultimatum? Both far more game breaking.
>nerftranny devs already having a meltdownlol
>>566873952OH SHIT that Gowron out of nowhere scared me!
>>566879585>Gucci Slippers Acquired: Common Sample +2
>>566874015>discord faggotrydespite being based i can only imagine crashing and burning even before the vanilla game discord breeds a certain type of autism
>>566879756>>566878609>>566878010>MFW all they had to do was host a damn Galactic War
>>566874015>will be>will haveSo it's just promises for the future?Same level of emberrassing as OC warbonds.
meltdown status: AVERTED
This shit has to be a psy-op from arrowhead. Theyre trying to kill criticism by making everyone go "well, I guess arrowhead isnt that bad afterall"Mark my fucking words.
I don't think it'll ever get better goys...
Helldivers or Helldiscorders
>>566880104Arrowhead was always good. You already have to invent creepypastas to shield yourself from the fact that players are retarded
>GW Balanced by Alexus >CGW Balanced by Tranny Alexus Lmao
I think the main takeaway is that a lot of shit is possible in this game but swedes do not give enough of a shit to do anything
orbital discordtroon barrage
I still want to be anon's ammo slut
>>566880449I wanna be your reload daddy
LOVE.WINS.
I want the above three posters to kill themselves
>>566880449ammo slut(boy) or ammo slut(girl)?
>AH fires alexus after he fumbles the balance of the game >AH gives up on their milsim after the sony crack down >goes full on power fantasywhat could've have been
>>566880839based
>>566880968Yes
I want the above five posters to kill themselves
>>566877698should have lowered the difficu- y'know what?that's fucking retarded
>>566880638Sure, wanna hook up?
just finished d7 robutts with my friend - we had fun
just fix common shit people have encounter every game and morale will improve, let people control the hellpod no matter the terrain and land on skyscrapers only to realize they have to kill themselves to get off it, make strategem balls sticky so they actually land somewhere you want, fix invisible corpse hitboxs so my own guns dont obliterate me on a hitbox i cant see, and for the love of god just let us mantle up anything we can reasonably reach
>>566878010I don't get why they don't just blanket buff assault rifles, it's not like they are ever going to outclass options like the Eruptor or that them being in a better spot would make the game too easy. I like it when my chaff killing guns kill chaff. I like holding down the trigger and sweeping a horde. It's fun.
>>566877698take your meds diver those berserkers weren't real
>>566881841erm sorry chud this does not allign with our milsim vision and just for that we are nerfing your favorite stratagem and primary
Sex with medics and leandiversthat is all
>BFA still hasn't updated for the new superstore armorded game.
>Increase mag counts, remodel drum mag for assault rifles to hold 75 rounds instead of 60>Remove stratagem bounce and remove hellpod landing restrictions>allow smgs to be fired while sprinting and increase their reload speed>reprimand one handed allowed>remove vox engine from patrols>increase chaff unit spawnrates across the board on all difficulties>reduce A.I intelligence to slightly increase performance>add deeper customization for a lot of weapons lacking liberator series tier customizationHAHA NOPE WE'RE FAGGOTS AND CUT OUR DICKS OFF, WE'RE NERFING SHIT AND SHOOTING TROONSLOP IN OUR VEINS AND PLAYING FEMTANYL IN THE BACKGROUND
>>566881961>I like it when my chaff killing guns kill chaff.>take liberator>shoot a warrior in the head 3 times>it diesbut I guess that doesn't count as killing chaff because it didn't do it in one shot, right?
>>566881841Sorry chud, the enemies would get VERY upset if we got that many advantages. I'm already getting massive enemy disconnects whenever I use the Breakthrough mech so they should probably nerf that too so the enemies don't quit playing :(
>>566882534The Liberator carbine is a great example of a change made to the base liberator that makes the gun actually fun to use, it doesn't necessarily have to be a damage increase like you suggest, but DOTs are another mechanical change that have made otherwise mediocre guns into great picks.
>>566877794Might as well just say the bots got some tech from the squids and make it canon
>>566881961They just need to buff med and heavy pen weapon damageThe armor penetration is not worth it when you lose out on so much fuckin damageEspecially when the weakpoints they target are so tanky anyways
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244926010330/76561198126520852D10, we'll vote where.
>Heh. Inte så lätt, kompis? Du känner dig säkert dum nu. Knäböj nu för dina svenska överherrar och slicka min surströmming.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244918294315/76561199318965561Two slots open! We bugging out!
>>566874015>allow our donators to play their own cards>allow our donators>donatorsThey are collecting money on this so a cease and desist is inevitable.
RAPE SWEDEN
>>566882476to this day i have no idea why people are excited for the cgw the moment i heard i was being handled by discordtroons i knew it would be a shitshow
arsenal augments should have effects on liberation like the DSS does
>>566881841These are issues that affect players so the priority to fix them is low.
>>566883742FVLL.
>>566883986>Angry Pineapple
Have a nice Wednesday anons
>marfark still at 5% regenSwedes asleep at the wheel or another izzat farming MO? Marfark is the only path to miessa that takes 3 planets instead of 4.
>>566881841>land on a rooftop>its your own fault>get down against all odds or kill yourself>oh welli dont understand why they're so fucking allergic to this
Would you invite me to your D10 Bot dive?
>>566884369I am dumb and didn't see choohe. I keep forgetting we "control" the razed planets and can attack from them.
>>566881841>let people control the hellpod no matter the terrain and land on skyscrapers only to realize they have to kill themselves to get off it,and get reviewbombed for letting you land in a place that you need to kill yourself to get out of> make strategem balls sticky so they actually land somewhere you want,and get review bombed for letting your support weapons and sentries land on top of plateaus, rocks, buildings, and cave ceilings where they are unreachable or useless
>>566884369Joel farming as much izzat as possible before hes fired
>>566884369It's almost midnight in swedenChooche is right thereThe back route through wezen has lower resistance and would mean 6 total planets captured by the end
>>566884570>My reaction to both
>>566883875Full
>>566884529>I am dumb and didn't see chooheyou and 90% of the player base
>>566884524only if you are running a libcard + senator to supplement this loadout
>>566884529>>566885007Honestly the whole razed planets thing was so hamfisted i forgot they even existed.
>>566885040Eruptor/Talon
>>566885305You are no longer part of the team.just kidding that's the inverse so it works out well enough
>Custom Galactic War>still no sex update It's over
Why are trannies the only ones able to make mods? If you're all know better then why haven't we see the /hdg/GW mod that saves the game?
>>566885305where ultimatum
>>566885482>he doesn't know
>Retards voted the DSS to Marfark.You can't make this shit up with this low IQ playerbase.
>>566885907you expect botshitters to be smart?
>>566885482the trannies are coming from INSIDE THE THREAD
>>566886034I expect people who log on to participate in this week's MO/challenge to have some level of intelligence, yes. That was my biggest mistake, because this playerbase proves time and time again that they are all massive retards.
>"surely CGW ill save thi-"
>ALRIGHT NERFTRANNIES YOU WANT YOUR GRUNT FANTASY MILSIM GO FUCKING MAKE YOUR OWN VERSION OF HELLDIVERS 2>ok here's our modded version of the game>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO lmao
>>566886396This is fineLike the whole point is that AH is squandering what they have and are shoving to much slop into the game
>blob is still on marfark and not chooheYou can't say that Joel rigs MOs to lose when the players do retarded shit like this.
>>566885482>expecting nu-4chan to be capable of anything outside of calling each other tranniesYour expectations are way too high.
Botsissies can do whatever they wantI stopped caring about that front when joel and UNIT rigged the approach to cyberstan to protect the jeet brigade
Why is Marfark of all planets at 5% decay anyways?
>>566887202Is where the sexbots and sexborgs live
>>566886626What did you expect? People only come on here to complain
>>566878010Just increase the status amount, that's all it actually needs.>>566878609This is beyond based though.
>>566887202It had the incel brigade and I think cyborgs on it at some point. Joel raises resists on planets with sub factions. This demonstrates that the resist increase is manual and arbitrary as the high resist lingers.
>>566886739No, but you see, they are having a blast. Even though they opted to engage in the MO and Marfark had less than 200 players on it just before the MO started.
>>566878010Not playing mod servers but hot take, I actually like Force of Law, the arc grenade launcher is fun against squishy enemies but made on bots
>>566887664do you actually use the de-escalator? Is there any merit to the "dont spam, let each shot detonate before firing another one" method?i have anecdotally noticed before that when i spam it into heavies it does nothing, but when i send a random long shot into something it seems to always manage to finish a heavy
>>566887482Just like how fighting the jet brigade doesn't actually lower their attack strength, it's just Joel changing numbers. It's all a fucking sham and proves that they could probably never even automate the GW after EoS. I'm genuinely curious how this game is going to end when the swedes are done
>>566887910Only on bugs and squidsDepends, I usually use it for crowd control shot in the middle of a horde, AH outta buff it so the arc jumps to other enemies like the arc thrower and tesla tower from that ship module>>566888156They should fire sham and hire someone else
Bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AH is going to shut down and mass ban all CGW cheaters.
>everyone went to Markfark instead of Choohe>progress bar hasn't moved in 5 hours>no cities to take and boost itSee you next Tuesday
>>566889114Just a little more bros if we get 70% of the player base on there we can do it!
>>566889143This is a perfect example of the player base being too stupid to ever learn or reasonably interact with and by all means they should let this MO fail but with the current season of misery the devs will probably just lower the resistance tomorrow so the retarded blob doesn't cry
The Raped
D10bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244929371734/76561197999417031
>>566889351I like snow planets.
Snow kino!
>>566889351>This is a perfect example of the player base being too stupid to ever learnThere is nothing to learn because of the way this playerbase is a revolving door of players, rather than a consistent playerbase of long term players. Everytime we do stupid shit like this that is meant to "teach" the playerbase to not be retarded, those players that pulled the blunder have already uninstalled the game and the next group of retards pulls the same idiotic shit off. With the lower minority of players being the players that have been there from day 1 having no actual control over the majority of idiots, this will continue until the game dies.
>>566889459
>>566888156>I'm genuinely curious how this game is going to end when the swedes are doneIt's just gonna be no more updates one day, no more galactic wars or anything, and then an End Of Service notice six months later.
>>566889351woah bro this is so sad. when we fail this mo we won't get any hella epic medals and the swedes have to write mo451_loss_butts_v3 instead of mo451_win_butts_v4.178
>>566889601Newer players or not they're not beating the "can't read" allegations when the planet says VERY HIGH RESISTANCE in red
>>566889351>but with the current season of misery the devs will probably just lower the resistance tomorrow so the retarded blob doesn't cryNah, fuck this playerbase. Let them eat shit for being retards.
>>566889856>VERY HIGH RESISTANCESo what you're saying is: this is where I'm needed?
>>566889409lobby cancelled due to dead game
>>566889961t. Rapeman
>>566889856maybe they need to give the planets colored borders or something like that to show the resistancethen again resistance is such an abstract random and bullshit thing that that won't really help. Like how many helldivers to you need to beat 1% resistance?
>>566889114Reminder that going the Mox route could have liberated 2 sectors
>He thinks you can add more signs/UI elements that will prevent retards from driving/parking their Penske truck/super destroyer into the bridge/Marfark.You can't. It's literally impossible. You can have better warnings. They will just send better idiots.
>>566889114Plenty of people left Hort for this shit and we might lose it now lol... we have to take the city now
>>566890497>liberated 2 sectorsNothing happens if a sector is painted a different color
>you're not getting in source: https://x.com/skignorf/status/2054589365469212840
>>566890675No but it makes me feel good :)
>>566890660That can be next week's challenge's problem.
>>566890675It does, it's ours.
>>56689015910% of game population is 1% liberation rate on a 1mil hp planet. So divers need ~70% focus on Marfark to get 2% liberation rate on it, which is impossible.
>>566889114HIS IZZAT IS OVER 9000!!!!!
I need /hdg/ to get their hands on the server mod tools and make MOs centered around raping squid women and obliterating sweden
>>566890870you couldn't pay me to play a discord tranny's larp GW. I would sooner have the entire game torched.
>>566891204Bots are already the swiggers self-inserts, you'd just need to reskin them and rename them on the map
What is it with people under lvl 50 throwing themselves at D10
What is with this game and extremely retarded devs/modders/fans?
>5 bug planets lost in the last MO>more planets lost to squids>banging our heads against a brick wall in the current MO with no progress Humiliation ritual
>>566883742>last one in is gay>gets in lastWhat did he mean with this?GGs.
>>566891853>You're retarded>I'm retarded>Devs are retarded>What does it mean?
what is stopping AH from giving us sticky stratagem beacons? Do they just think it's hilarious when my HMG emplacement bounces off the perfect position and lands in a ditch? Do they piss themselves laughing when that happens? Just like when the heat seeking bile titan corpse defies all laws of physics to crush the player that killed it from 200m away?
>>566891905currently we are still going to defend it thanks to the city, though the window is getting more and more narrow
Honestly I gotta applaud AH for raping us to death in the galactic war during a period of extreme discontent with the game
>>566891905>>566892173It only takes a few more people to stop diving on the city then it becomes impossible to win
>joel doesnt explain a single thing in game about how the galactic war works, you have to read discord posts and use a 3rd party app>retards wonder why the galactic war is a total joke
>go take a bot planetlol, lmao even. you're not getting the retards off the bugs and the bots suck more than the squids. at least theres no cyborg planet between where were at and where we want to go.
Me not giving a single heck about the funny MO numbers and just play to get me medals so I can get the stuff I wanttfw enjoying the game itselfhehehehe
>play d10>zero sc drops>load up a d1>5 sc drops in 100m^2cool. cool.
warbond doko?
>walk up a hill>squadmate causes a flare>die instantly as a fab slaps me during flyby
>Gloom spreading>Squid defenses failing>1st planet in line for the MO has literally an impossible resistance level to breakJoel's izzat is off the fucking charts right now
>>566894207YEES SAAR SEND ANOTHER 10,000,000 SEAF DALITS INTO THE VOID
speaking of dalits, why haven't they revolt against the smug brahmins fucks and other higher castes yet?
>>566892423Makes sense really. They're all on vacation and need a bunch of planets for more filler MOs
>>566893863>the bots suck more than the squidsI'll take a buggy bullshit faction over dogshit boring unfinished squids any day
>>566879756>smokefunds pulling the reddit card
>>566894725
>>566894621same reason white goyim cattle hadn't revolt against their jewish overlords yet
>>566895142https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust
>>566895114why do you keep up with these people?
>>566895190which side won the war?
arc thrower is such a piece of shit
>>566895201>see someone use reddit as a pejorative>check to see if they're redditit's just that easy
>>566895297Goalpost = movedEither way axis got most kills which is the most important, as all Helldivers know
>>566895114>CGW devs are unironic nerftroonslmfao you guys got monkey pawed hard
>he cares about MOs and the "gaylactic war"
>>566895458Concession accepted, cattle. Now back to work, Mr.Goldstein need another yatch
>>566895534it's gotta be the death knell of this game. if you have to cope by trying to run custom campaigns and doing your own balance things are clearly not in a good spot
>>566895563What concession, you were wrong.
>>566894207>Squid defenses failingIf people weren't retarded we could actually do that.
Divesisters, why cant we do anything right?
>>566895956The izzat must flow
>>566891809More medals + more spawns = you get absolute medal and challenge desperate shitters in D10.
I wish the AI had some actual neat behaviors during combat, the borg officer was a set in the right direction but they haven't done anything since.
>>566895956erm....botsisters... I thought we were supposed to be the smartest helldiver playerbase...
>falling for the "discord-curated modded subcommunity" meme
>>566894621they have been slaves for millenniaits like christian missionaries freeing slaves and the slaves freaking out on what else to do
i played helldivers 1 long ago and enjoyed iti just played first game of helldivers 2 and was annoyed that randos got put in my game, can i disable that
https://files.catbox.moe/gxxtst.mp4
Helldivers 2
>>566896921>no exit>drives forward anywaylicense and registration sir
>>566891905The playerbase deserves it until they play intelligently - so always.
>>566896904also i have a mission for using arc thrower but i couldnt find it in armory or acquisitions
>>566897036you have to be either blind or retarded
>>566897036you can fit through that hole with the car if your bmi is low enough
DEAD GAME DEAD THREAD EVERYONE ABANDON THIS SINKING SHIP
>>566896921>giga grenade point blankwhat causes this?
>>566896904>>566897245the best thing for you to do at this point in uninstall and refund it before it's too late
>>566897574https://steamcharts.com/app/3065800
>>566897724happens when you run tranime mods... you whole team acts gay to reflect your personality
>>566896921hero
>>566897792>negative numbers>declining trendlinesyes we know it's dying, you don't need to show us the data to support it
>>566897726this sounds like a troll but it's genuinely good advice. do not get invested in this piece of shit, you'll be a lot happier
>>566897724probs a ping issue, he just wanted to demo the wall so i could drive more easily kek
>marathon out of nowhere
>>566897245Arc spawns in a lot of bug worlds on its own
>>566897254>>566897439
>>566898026>>566897726>>566896904I assure you this is no troll... just lurk the threads. Everyone here is miserable, the devs are fuckups that don't care, numbers show the game is in constant decline, reviews are mostly negative with massive reviewbomb movements, performance is ass and issues stack up. Just go and be free, anon. This game is unreviveable
>>566898656how many orgasms
>>566898643i just want pray shooter that isnt pvp
>>566898656Kinda zesty. idk
uh so where are these snow tree planets all I see is the usual boring slop
>>566898754Anon...
>>566898656klukaitards...
>>566898754GET FOMO'D BITCH
>>566898576Thats a strange dildo
>>566898730pick anything not made by swedes
>>566898754bro...
>>566898656He kinda..
>>566898754sorry chuddy you have to be a trans ally to play on those planets
>>566898961>klukaisay you swear
>>566899273like you?
I wish this thing was a viable choice but no it actually does batshit damage and is trash tier overall
>>566899403I genuinely hope that AH releases some kind of pro trans statement with their gay democracy larp sprinkled in, and also makes a trans cape and entire trans warbond.... then the entirety of the playerbase review bombs it to shit, uninstalls, AH goes bankrupt, and Sony deletes them. What a fitting end to this shitshow
>>566899420cool zelda picture
>>566899665we've had 2 fag months already and it didn't happen so I doubt that
>>566899420cute klukai
This MO is fucked.
can robutt get pergante
I look like this
>>566900147you look like this
Still waiting for the "evil" missions in my "satirical" game
>>566900349Wrong
Are they still thinking about making pre-order armors available? They've been thinking for a year now...
>>566900746>No killing "traitors" mission where it's basically civilian extraction only you shoot the civilians insteadBare minimum basic shit is too much for the swedes
>>566901092Like everything else in this game, Super Earths supposed evil deeds are off-screen or played off as a joke but still expect you to believe its a hellhole of a dystopia because they have 40 hour work weeks.
>>566899856yes but now the trannies are screaming for community tolerance. This is how it ends
>>566901036I hope not. I want more FOMO in my FOMO game. I like when items have significance.ideally every MO would give you some kind of commemorative. even if it's just a jpg attached to your profile idk
>>566900746But anon, those terminids had families!
>>566901234You should play MMOs and gacha instead if you want obligatory daily login sloppa.
>>566901234>I like when items have significance.Imagine being so much of a loser you need pixels on a screen to be special lmfao
>Sure the squids wanna mindrape your entire race and turn them all into zombies....but a truth enforcer executed some guys that wanna help those squids out....so are you really the good guy?
>>566900746sorry but the swedes were gifted a game template by a more competent team that has since quit and moved on to real studios/ projects. The remaining retards can't do anything but fuck up what already exists until they accidentally delete the entire game. No cool stuff for you.
Super Earth is bad guysThe 3 factions are worse guysHelldivers are good guysSimple as
>>566901461It's not obligatory. That's on you if you feel like this.>>566901469I want pixels to be special even though I am Based Giga Chad who fucks your mom epic style.
For those who have it, does the Winter Warrior helmet from Polar Patriots have the same color scheme as the Federation's Blade armor from Dust Devils? I know it looks close.
>>566900034>>566900083Kill yourselves
I've been playing the Brigador Killers demoLobby doko
>>566901715I'm sorry your life lead you down the path it did.
>>566901995Imagine getting this mad over someone liking exclusive items in vidya lole. You care too much to do this "vgghhhh I am so above this" routine.
In a galaxy full of only rape, genocide and conquest the faction that does the least bad things is objectively the good guy. Super Earth isn't perfect, but they are the good guys. Reddit media literacy cannot refute it.
>>566902191Imagine getting this defensive because the idea of someone getting your special pixels makes you dilate.
>>566902313>rapewhere
>>566902334I don't even have these pixels... either way currently it's only you dilating because you don't have 'armor but blue'. The very idea of it makes you mad.
>>566902443It's implied.>oh we will genocide and blend you and brainwash you and torture you but we would neever ever ever EVER rape you or say slurs that's just messed up
>>566902313No, Super Earth can just stop the war, leave the cyborgs to do their own thing, leave the bug alone and apologize to the Squids for attacking them first. They could've done that anytime but they didn't.
>>566902520>ProjectingI want the fomo armour to come back because I know trannies like you tie their sense of self-worth to pixels on a screen.
>>566902562>It's implied.
>>566902562Dude cyborgs literally dont even have cocks
Is it just not possible to vote the DSS to Choohe or something?
Bots and squids should thank Super Earth for trying to stop the terminids from raping the universe with mushroom sperm
>>566902713How are you accusing me of "projection" while rambling about "self-worth" because you don't have a suit of armor LMAOYou bought a game with FOMO gameplay and FOMO items in it. Don't shit yourself.
>>566902871It's 28k idiots with the majority power to vote the DSS where they want it - on Marfark - vs 3k minority that actually have a clue how to play the system. That minority never stood a chance against the sea of massive retards.
>>566902580And why should SE do any of that? None of the factions have shown any goodwill whatsoever since initiating their attacks on SE. Not even when the borgs ""attempted"" to make peace. Did their attacks stop for even a second? No.Now they will be exterminated for their vile ways.>>566902874this
>>566902580>Leave the cyborgs aloneThe cyborgs created their entire ideology specifically to oppose Super Earth, on top of that they now seek the eradication of Earth itself. Furthermore, even after they got pushed out of the local section of the galaxy, a single factory ship after a century was enough to create an armada capable of fighting Super Earth to a stalemate, if they had time to rebuild with no pushback, they'd destroy Super Earth in a generation>leave the bug alone They're a mindless horde that just shits out spores at light speed across the galaxy, thats not an option>apologize to the SquidsThe Squids already razed like 5 planets and nearly destroyed Earth and have zombified countless billions of humans, and is also tearing holes in our dimension. The window for peace has long passedEarth is fighting a war against extinction on three fronts, theres no other choice, especially when all three of their enemies magically dont fight eachother so theres not even an avenue to ask for a ceasefire.
>>566903053>Not even when the borgs ""attempted"" to make peacehttps://youtu.be/mJSxy5uc0aQ?si=W7D14Kk5ajmgqmb6&t=29
>>566902960You're the one that said you like pixels to have "worth"
>>566903215>Did their attacks stop for even a second? No.dilate reddit retard
>>566903215>"Leave us and there will be peace.">Throws another family into the blender
>>566902443Me, specifically on squids
>>566903290stop attacking them then, it's that simple
>the guys that 'just want peace' also stick human skulls on all their robots because they just love peace that much
>>566902837yea it much better to get raped by metal spiked dildo, than a cock....
>>566903276I did not say "worth" even once so idk why you are quoting it. Let alone "self-worth". Fucking retard.
>>566903524It's part of their culture you bigot
>>566903524we also have skulls tho...
>"We want peace">Designs War Machines>Designs said war machines to run off bio-fuel>Aforementioned bio-fuel runs off blended up humans>Even if Borgs did want peace they would have to grapple with the fact every bot would eventually run out of fuel and die thus committing a massive genocideIts so obvious Arrowhead didn't spend any time thinking about this at all
>>566902580The squids want to plunge the galaxy into the void wtf do you mean "just say sorry"
>>566903616>>566901234>I like when items have significance.Oh, excuse me. Significance. Which is still pathetic that you think pixels have any significance and are "special"
>>566903524Gulp what do you think our leather is made of..
>>566903832Blenders are for fuel? I thought it was genetic material to make borgs because they can't make babies
>>566904027processed super foreskin, manufactured in Eagleopolis.
Did they silently buff Gunships? I don't remember being raped this hard after the 60 day patch
>>566904091>Redditor headcanon spammer proving he doesnt know anything about the game
>>566903949Well they clearly are special. Only few own these pixels, and mentally disabled paraplegics on anonymous basket weaving forums will throw their shit around in RAGE because they can't have them. It's kind of self evident.
>>566903832tbf they could possibly run on terminid bodies and would need some form of weaponry for that
>>566904198watthey very vocally buffed gunshipsthere was nothing silent about it
>>566903832arrowhead doesn't think at all
>>566903926You clearly never played Helldivers 1, the Squid original intention were to invite Super Earth to form a co-prosperity galactic empire, they were willing to share their technology with us then Super Earth saw what they can do with their tech and chimped out and attacked them
>>566904215Wtf I just got here and wanted ask a question you faggot
>>566904251>Making shit upNobodies raging, lil gup. You just want to pretend people are so you can feel special about yourself
>>566904402That was then this is now>just trust the literal mind flayers not to trick you broGullible
>>566904091They can make babies, but the borgs you're encountering are all clones of the same one cyborg. They're created in a vat, and experience rapid growth, then get show a video of Super Earth's atrocities and throw into a field to go fuck up Super Earth and the helldivers. Ironically, they're basically are cyborg version of the helldivers, other than being clones.Which I'm sure the helldivers really are too, just that Super Earth doesn't want to confirm.
>>566904669>Reddit headcanon
>>566904462Again, I don't own them myself. You care about this set of pixels 100x times as much as I do, so drop your attempts at being an armchair psychologist because you are shit at it. This reply chain only happened because you don't have them, can't have them. And someone being fine with that makes you livid.
>>566904283Where
>>566904815>You care about this set of pixels 100x times as much as I do,You're the one gushing about how special they are and how you're fantasizing about people rioting in the streets over them.
>>566904880back in february
>>566904737Reddit isn't real take your meds
>>566904952>No rebuttalI accept your concession.
>>566904617desperate time, desperate measure, a single "We're sorry" can stop this
>>566904906I am seeing you riot over them rn in a forum thread so I don't need to fantasize about anything, this is enough.
name one atrocity helldivers have committed, while all our enemies commit them every mission
>>566905102>Making shit up again to fuel his izzatSorry, but me pointing out how pathetic you are over having such an infatuation with pixels on your screen is not the same as jealously. Sorry to be the one to break this to you.
>>566905035Concessions aren't real either. Meds, now.
>>566905140Blowing up Penta
>>566905140we kill our own friends :(
>>566905352You should make up a headcanon where you win for once in your life.
>>566905140genocide the squids, enslaved the borgs in labor camps, killing the bugs so much for oil they evolved into ultimate killing machines as evolutionary defense mechanism, not to mention countless of their citizens got killed for thought crime
>>566904737Here you go, faggot: https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1rzlczn/cyborg_creation_news_reel/
>>5669038321. Borgs know SE would never let them exist or would re-enslave them. Whether they are lying or telling the truth about peace doesn't matter.2. Bio-fuel is not exclusively created through mulching humans. Bio-fuel is also not special as a fuel source, there are alternatives.3. Automatons are not sentient and can be remade enmasse if needed, they quite literally have the blueprints.
>>566905462>Believing the hyperbolic Super Earth news broadcast where the entire gimmick is them twisting the truth about everythingLmaooooo. You are actually cattle.
>>566905415Sir, you're making up enemies in your head again
>>566905294This chain started because you got mad at me for not caring enough about not having pixels.It's you who wants the blue armor. You want pixels so bad you keep bringing out shit like "infatuation" because you don't have pixels.
>>566905563>twisting the truthDo you need a trip to a re-education camp?
>>566905586>Pissdrinkers confuse people mocking them for drinking gallons of piss as jealousyMany such cases for your kind.
IT'S THURSDAY, THEY WILL RELEASE A PATCH TO FIX THE FLAME SENTRY AND LUMBERER FLAMER ARM TODAY, ARE YOU EXCITED???
>>566905685Who them? Again, I don't own the armor. You are hallucinating at this point.
eurobucks...
IT'S THURSDAY, THEY WILL RELEASE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, ARE YOU EXCITED???
>>566906073>Pissdrinker tries to play dumb by pretending he doesn't hold drinking piss in high value and tries to deflectMany such cases for your kind.
>>566905539>Bio-fuel is not exclusively created through mulching humanskek
>>566905462Oh nice didn't see that one
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244938143096/76561199318965561Low level here. Looking to kill some squids since I did both bots and bugs today already.
>>566906234What does piss have to do with pixels you don't have (but clearly really really really really want because you find them special)?
>>566906296Anon stop pretending to be retarded.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biofuel
>>566906410>Pissdrinker pretending he doesnt know what an analogy isMany such cases for your kind
>>566906482May we see an automaton one not filled with human slushy?
>>566906482>"See? This other bio fuel isnt made by humans! Ergo, they didnt put people in blenders! Checkmate!"
>>566906515>talking about pixels>suddenly starts going on about pisswtf which hours are these? and what was the point of the "analogy"?
>>566906001*cricket chirps*
>>566906706>Hes completely giving up on defending his stance and completely shifted to playing dumb
>>566906361 (Me)Up to 3/4. Need one more person.
>>566906804No you just called me a piss drinker and stopped talking about these pixels you want so much. My 'stance' remains undisturbed.
>>566906572>>566906629Did I say anything about the source of bio-fuel right now? NoPlease stop being retarded.
can someone host a d7 lobby im a shitter retard
>>566906907>>566906804
>>566906937What does this have to do with you wanting these pixels so much? It's as if.... they were special.... to you.
>>566906908>Moving the goalpost
>DSS on Choohewe did it reddit!lets win this MO!
>>566874015>A bunch of mentally ill discord trannies that had to reverse engineer everything instantly do a billion times better job at satire, story and gameplay of the galactic war for free in one day than AH did in 2 years for a paid live service(tm) product with 200$ worth of DLCs
>>566894621popular uprisings don't just happen, contrary to popular (heh) belief. every successful revolution has had some kind of counter-elite leading and organizing the movement. dalits are not only disorganized, due to their low social status they literally could not possibly hope to obtain the resources they need to "revolt".that being said, there is a softer "revolt" in the form of them throwing off the shackles of the caste system and embracing Christianity. hindoos hate this and call them "rice bag" converts because hindooism is a religion that doesn't embrace charity. after all, you had to do something to deserve your lot in life (because of karma and something you did in a previous life). quite sickening really.
>>566907070That bio-fuel can only be made with humans?Anything bio- can be made into fuel.
>>566907439>Acting disingenuous.
>>566904669>Which I'm sure the helldivers really are too, just that Super Earth doesn't want to confirm.we aren't
>>566907556I accept your concession
You can just tell that this is one single guy from discord fervently trying to defend every enemy faction lmao
>>566907725>"If I pretend to act retarded and disingenuous enough I'll win by default!"Delulu
>>566899665I hope they make a fag flag cape so I can join pubs and know who's going to be on the receiving end of an unavoidable fact of life
>>56690763590% of Super Earth got flattened by the ayy lmao invasion, and the Cyberstan invasion was a reserve force that Super Earth was scrounging around at to even find soldiers sitting around in cryo to throw into the meat blender. They aren't C-01'ing their way into having this many helldivers on hand unless they started dipping into clone tech, which given the borgs are doing it and their tech is clearly always inferior to Super Earth tech, it's obvious SE is doing it - and more efficiently too. There's a reason old people in Super Earth get tossed into a meat blender.
>>566907312interesting read, thanks anon
Isnt it more telling that someone has the ability to make fuel out of a million other things but they specifically choose to grind up your people a red paste
>>566907848>DeluluWhat are you, some 20-something white girl?
>>566907909Oh cool, can you share your source for this information? I want to read up on this.
>>566907248bro but hort...
>>566908125>>566907909>>566907635>Redditor samefagging his headcanon >Again
>>566908438why did you (You) me twice when i am actively ridiculing his faggot clone headcanon
lobby doko
>>566908125All sources are from in-game fomos you will never know if you are either a tourist or just picked up the game.
>>566908008This is what the terminids say about super earth btw
>>566894621they all think they're brahmins
>>566908840Oh, well could you at least point out any specific place where it's stated or even implied that helldivers are cloned?
>>566908934Can I get a terminid sound bite?
>>566908756>Udit_Preparing_the_Next_Major_Order.webm
>>566908756Why did you post that video
>Go into bug cave>Hear thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEeSDchLhGU
>>566908934except E-710 is the only thing we know of that can fuel FTL travel
My headcannon is that this is a stupid fucking video game and I am trying to play it to have whatever fun with it I can
>Will take about a day or so to liberate Choohe.>Eagle Storm will come online in 11h and fuck over players trying to work on the planet even harder.Man, that's looking like about 3 days of not playing the game to avoid spiked cortisol.
The perfidious Swede.
>>566873814Tried absolute max settings to get some screenshots of my larp, and it's actually a pretty game in many ways. A younger me, the one who played Plazma Burst 2 on browser, would have been the happiest dude to learn we would have this kind of game in the future.. and then cried after learning who it was made by and how it actually ran. I can't wait to get 60fps on max one day, but that seems to be in a far far future with current optimisation. Anyway post cool screenshots
>Play bots for first time in a month>Spear has an extra round>Combined with Missile and AC sentry I become and even more effective Anti-Air diver and lockdown bot drops easily>Pissle gun lets me down a gunship spawn in seconds as wellDelightful.
>>566910856can you re-do the screenshot with one of the coomer mods? thanks
>>566910856Also why tf does bro have so many polygons
>>566911061me irl
>27k players can't budge Marfark by even 1%You say you hate SwedenI say you don't hate Sweden enough
>>566911306Every time I kill a cyborg I imagine it was a swede.
hellsisters what the FUCK is going on >>566911306There was literally more people on Marfark than all players on PC, 5% is quite literally impossible to budge also man that all time high peak is brutal
>>566911446Marfark has a 5% resistance for some incomprehensible reason.
>The nades bot troopers toss can stagger mechs
>>566910908NO COOMING IN MY MILSIM HARDCORE TACTICAL GRUNT FANTASY SHOOTER.
>Arrowhead just hired their new QA tester
>>566904669All Cyborgs are just clones of Cyber Stan. I mean the propaganda writes itself at that point.
>>566912451this guy is in the dms of at least 3 underageb&s on discord
Remember the star of peace? AH certainly didn't. I could think of quite a few planets worth blowing the fuck up
>>566911306Watching botchuds split between marfark and choohe is amazing. The mix of playerbase stupidity deserves a round of applause.
botchuds will NEVER live this down
>>566913072>>566913172>t. just logged in and doesnt know whats happening
>>566913052>build a death star right before cyberstan>blow up a planet in testing on the way to cyberstan>we are pushing for cyberstan because they stole the death star plans>get to cyberstan>star of peace is never mentioned againLiterally every piece of storytelling in helldivers 2 is like this
>>566913579>>566913052we ran out of fuel for it you RETARDSfucking read next time
>>566913172It's not a botchud thing. It's a MOnkey thing. Gamerdads, weedbrains, consolefags, and brownoids don't use third party tools to figure out the best way to combat Joel. They dive the closest planet to the center or the closest planet to the goal. Marfark is both and choohe is farther out. They don't care about or understand things like regen.
>>566913579There are so many plot elements that are brought up and dropped>>566913751If actually played the game and wernt a colossal tourist you wouldve realized we had a gauge to fuel to the thing first.
>>566910856I love the planetary visuals too. I just wish there was more of a gameplay loop to encourage exploration, but oh well
>>566911681>for some incomprehensible reasonJoelThat's itThat's literally the reasonThe entire playerbase has wanted him gone from the moment they sharted out the fact he existed, and he's only gotten worse with every MO
>>566908756How does someone see literal feces and go "is it edible?". I can't think of any other culture that has a relationship with literal shit as much as the indians do, unironically. Only exception is some african cultures who do Jenkem and some who use it to construct bricks/huts (for some reason).
>>566914148these are hindoos. you see, they are sub-80 IQ savages who were subjugated by the Indo-Europeans thousands of years ago. they taught them to worship cows as their god, as a joke.
Gonna use this bad boy to kill borgs and pretend theyre all yelling "DO NOT REDEEM!" as i shoot them
>>566911306>The sign says 11'-8''/-5%, why can't I drive my truck under it/liberate this?
>>566915276redeemer goes hard with no recoil when using the gunslinger armor
MARFUAARK DOOD>initiating FTL jump to the Troondor system
>He didn't slam his Demonske ship into the liberation eater planet that was Marfark.
>>566913896The bugchasers would've refuelled it a hundred times over by now.
>>566911446>also man that all time high peak is brutalWelcome to videogames, the highest peak is almost always at release, and is usually around ten times higher than the average CCU.
CGW SISTERS W-W-W-WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO
>>566918301kek if true
>>566918535closed =/= shutdownthey're just not taking more members atm
>>566874015They will get a cease and desist and smile because they are arrowhead cocksuckers. That aside, it is embarrassing how a couple of discord troons have put more effort into the game than the swiggers.
>>566919393They took too long to come out with it. If they had slowly boiled the frog siphoning off disillusioned players for the past year they would be fine. But now the dam has broken, everyone hates alexus and joel and udit so the microsecond an alternative appears they got swamped.
>>566903832You are only peaceful if you are capable of great harm. Otherwise, you are harmless.
Is the sweeper supposed to be bad? I was told this thing was great. Just feels like a way worse punisher plasma. Does it drastically change when I get the full choke?
>CGW adds entirely new game mechanics>majorly edits enemy and player stats>implements much more actual player agency in the warAll cool, very cool. But can they add you-know-what?
>>566920681you are made of stupid>>566886396
>>566886396>no CultistsDamn, and that was a big part of my interest. Well maybie one day when this project inevitably splits off we'll get them.
>>566921037>when this project inevitably splits off we'll get them.its run by discord tranny AH glazers, itll never happen.
>>566898754Cgw only my manCgw only...
>>566886396>maybe if i lick their boots well enough they wont step on melmao, bootlickers really are something else.
>>566920940damn, arrowhead is really gonna make me wait 2 years for the chinks to release their clone instead of giving me kino.
>>566918535>>566918301retards
>>566921167Anon, discord trannys are power hungry and prone to backstabbing each other. It is *bound* to happen! BOUND
Spent ten minutes linking my PC to my phone just to post this picShould I buy the juggernaut armor? Sure it does the same thing as ground breaker but I already have every warbond except killzone which sucks, GB armor looks good with this helmet
>>566921314ah fuck it drop the link I'm curious
>5 day MO>4 days to capture 1 worldLemeow
>>566923207
>>566922171I like that oneGood all purpose all arounder I use the other flat WW1 helm for it Nice having 4 gigas too
>>566923417all they really need to do is introduce an armor stripping mechanic introduce P4 armor that has some kind of any projectile HP when depleted drops it to P3
>>566923417>completely random balance change>bug babies throw a tantrum>AH instantly bends the kneewas it a distraction tactic to blame the imminent review bombing on balance changes instead of putting exosuits in a warbond?
>>566923495Juggernaut just looks cooler, sure a plate carrier over armor seems dumb but I still like itThe chink armor is ugly and its a shame too, fuck arrowhead for making the only medium armor with siege ready so uglyHaven’t tried the ED helmets didn’t even buy the second page set but giga grenade is fun and necessary because every bot dive I go on has six million war striders appear at once, just glad I don’t care about POIs as much so I don’t have to bring the warp pack and now I can play the game, I started taking the autocannon with me and like the flak mods
>Lose Cyberstan invasion>"OH NO! THE SNOYBORGS ARE GOING TO BUILD MEGAFACTORIES EVERYWHERE NOW!">No megafactories anywhereSo did we win or lose?
>>566924147>>"OH NO! THE SNOYBORGS ARE GOING TO BUILD MEGAFACTORIES EVERYWHERE NOW!"there were like three MOs preventing them from doing soall got cleared
farm lobby doko
>>566923926Ah that one looks cool yeah dont got it yet.The chinese siege armor kinda grew on me by using the Dredd helmet with white double freedom, yes it shouldve been modern camo like the other siege armors. Dumbass AH cmon.The Sapper is my fav helmet so far because of the flat brim and nice silhouette 4 gigas is super handy on botsAlly-oop those fuck heads
I don't understand how botbros have fun one shotting everything that isn't a heavy
>>566924547because unlike bugs you need to be able to aim to one shot them so skill expression is more rewarded
>>566924210Kinda makes you wonder what the point of losing was
>>566924658there is no point to anything regarding the galactic warit's just a retarded afterthought managed by flip and flap who have not a fucking clue as to what makes a story compellingit might well be generated by chat lgbt at this point
>>566924547bots are the small weakpoint faction but I do agree it goes too far much of the time, hulks are total bitches that die from stubbing their toe now.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244951561799/76561198026977961Time to fight an impossible major order on the bot front!
>>566924718this desunothing beyond the bare bones of a setting was ever written up for helldivers 2There is no real story there is no progression of plotsJust objectives without aimHell the best we get is the blurbs on items and even then there's nothing to work withIt's like souls item lore if they never mentioned a single character that you see in game
>>566924501The sapper armor I got but not commandant, dust devils was one of my first five bonds and I only recently unlocked the pineapple because I thought it was just another frag grenade and not pocket airburst, python medium armor looks ok but I just wish that python heavy and viper heavy had switched buffs, its a curse arrowhead makes good buffs and puts them on shitty armors then makes bad buffs and puts them on cool armorsFuck I forgot about the dynamite and lure mine, pyrotech is fine like a AOE thermite but I just prefer impact explosions
Is Joel about to get fired or something? Whys he giving impossible bot order one after the other?
>>5669249362/4
>>566925285Its Udit farming izzat.
>>566924658the point of losing was to prevent bots from being knocked out of the warbecause theres one constant war and you cant just remove 1/3(even more really since squids suck), so we cant ever actually win
>2 years>the issue of diving animation resetting while in ankles-deep water still unresolved>never even acknowledgedhow HOW
>>5669249363/4
>>566922652It would take less time if the players driving their overheight trucks into a bridge weren't retarded.
>>566925602as someone that took a long break from late 2024 to now, literally nothing was resolvedthese faggots dont fix bugs
>>566925241Heavy WW1 armor from the store so far is the king of bots. Sapper armor is good because it also gives you more grenades, havent found a use for the fancy light one in that pic. Pineapple would be nice if it didnt tickle everyone, would rule on bugs and mindless.Peak Physique is great for sweeping Cremator and Maxigun side to side, better than the crouch recoil ones.I dont have dynamite or lure so lol
>>566924658The point of losing the invasion was that Super Earth are the bad guys and Arrowhead sees the Cyborgs as the good guys. Or in other words, refer to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRNwgE4iPJg where the Helghast are the borgs, Visari is the borg broadcasting over every super destroyer to not attack Cyberstan or we will pay, and the Vectans are Super Earth.
>>566925808the heavy trench armor really trivializes bots
>watch some old helldivers clips>immediately notice how smooth and stable the pre-enshittification gunplay and movement is>realize I don't hate sweden enough
>woah, the datamined Illuminate and APC look so cool! I cant wait until they're ingame!
>>566925602>drop to your knees when stimming bug is back, after being fixed and unfixed twice before, and is global again (so sometimes your teammate on the other side of the map will trigger it)>rock steady armors randomly create a stack overflow error where the game and the buff disagree, and the solution to stack errors is to execute the origin of the error (read; you)>and yes, these can be combined, but it requires a double coin toss of both triggering
Bots need a skeleton army subfaction
>>566926217>>drop to your knees when stimming bug is back, after being fixed and unfixed twice before, and is global again (so sometimes your teammate on the other side of the map will trigger it)Need a video of this in action.
just learned the fun way that c4 explodes when shot
>>566925808>>566925905Bulwark armor is uggo tho and I rarely use heavy armor outside rocket defense or eradication, wouldn’t look as bad if the armor was made if ceramic or plasteel composite like the rest of them but its made outta unpainted steel
>>566926264We already have a skeleton faction. Its called Illuminate.
>>566926305>muh milsim realism
>>566926217>>rock steady armors randomly create a stack overflow error where the game and the buff disagree, and the solution to stack errors is to execute the origin of the error (read; you)you keep repeating thatit's supposedly an issue but there yet to be any proof in the form of a video>bro it's been happening ever since decembernot a single video
>>566926338ED is probably the most butt ugly armor in the gameIt clashes so fucking hard with everything elseWhere were the muh realism cowboy hat hating fags when we actually needed them?
>>566926217the next month's warbond will address these issues
>>566926369Zombies =/= skeletons
>>566926591Im making a joke about how bare bones the squids are as a faction
>majority of game's content locked behind premium currency (paywalled)>the most effective way to gather said currency is to run around a desert on the lowest difficulty for hours>AH wants to release paywalled content every month according to their """road map"""
>>566927259the most effective way is to cheat in thousands of it in minutes actually
>>566927259For me, I just aim for colony/city maps on most MO planets and the supercreds flow in sooner or later. More so on the colony maps, though.
Only a mere 5 days until we can conquer step 1 of a 4 day MO!
>state of the game and AH has mindbroken normalfags so much they are now redpilled to do Swede racismYou love to see it
>2.5k on Marfark.Weird. Where did that other 18k+ divers go that were there on Marfark for fun and definitely not because they were trying to participate in the MO??
>>566927529>marfark isn't even on the list anymoreEL EM EFF AYOand bug niggas are still capping a planet in the middle of this messBottheads are NEVER going to recover
Why are there people on these planets?>>566927718Probably went to bed. Its a week day and its late.
just unlocked my last ship module where are my celebratory seaf concubines
>>566927790I can gaurantee you they won't be coming back by tomorrow, and that Marfark will be right back at 200 players like it was before the MO started. Nobody was there for "fun" before. They aren't there for fun now either.
>You can two shot war striders in the joint with the double freedomBest change of the patch honestly, feels amazing
saar sisters.... its all nintendogre.....
>>566928003Two shot in volley mode or single fire mode?
>>566928065nigga this got patched in under 24 hours and it was the main topic of this general for like a weekwhere have you been?
>>566928464playing crimson desert
>>566928527basedthis place was a major shithole in the meantime xD
>>566927718to bed? its past midnight you neet ass nigga
>>566927930>getting THIS upset over the MO Holy shit you're insane
I'm too gamed out tonight to try whatever planet is in troubleRLM time
>dies from ultimatum/giganade exploding right in front of me after it hit the most solid air molecule everSurely you can just make enemies' dead hitboxes follow their models...
>land on choohe>feels like way more of a ragdoll fiesta than normal what gives
>>566930180>ice flower detonates when i walk by>i'm unironically three ice flower widths away from it
Predict 1 (one) sceneA stratagem hits someone in the balls and dies
>>566930601not-trump gets blown up
>>566930180Sad that this artist hasn't made a waifu version of the backpack strategems yet (Maxigun, flamer, grenade launcher)
>>566927405>gets banned in a month or two when AH finally drops the gauntlet
>>566929373You mistake schadenfreude for anger. I've been having a laugh at the retards 11"- 8"ing the liberation all day.
>>566927405server-side limitation of 9 SC pickups per 50-60 seconds.you literally can not get around this limit unless you hack arrowhead servers and remove that limitation yourself for every player
>>566930601Best case scenario its gonna be war horror like 1917 with some satire, has in gameplay references as humor instead of marvel quips, Casper Van Dien plays one of the main characters and most of the cast diesWorst case scenario its the opposite of what I mentioned
>>566930601if majority of the cast will be without helmets, then it will literally go against full-face-cover grunt fantasy I fucking hate it
>>566931554nice delusion, anon, sorry to saygo and look up the directoryou're not getting anything of the sorts, you're getting a movie that'd be straight-to-dvd 15 years ago at best
>>566931612I hope we get a full helmeted guy who dies 3 times but is played by the same voice actor and the main characters just pretend hes the same guy still
>>566931619I know not to have high hopes, the island nigger being casted was a bad omen and I never cared for fast and furious moviesCasper being in would be the only good option
>>566931619Straight to dvd action comedy schlock is kinda what the world needs nowBest bet is we get 1 or 2 decent action scenes with bugs and bots at the start and end of the movie
>>566932008>Straight to dvd action comedy schlock is kinda what the world needs nowwhile I generally agree, justin lin just sucks and unless the cast consists of goofy motherfuckers that will carry that cesspool with their performance i'm hoping for statham, he's been on his shitposting arc for a bit now it's gonna be bleak
>>566930601>mr blue sky starts playing>jason momoa fumbles multiple times to input a 380>tosses it at the mega nest, gives a witty one-liner as he does>first shot lands behind him>gets launched and lands in the center of a mega nest>surrounded as he looks horrified at the red stratagem beam next to him>huddles on the floor with high pitched screaming>380 lands all around him killing everything >it ends, he looks up>sees everything is dead>dusts himself off before making a macho pose>"all according to plan"
>>566927529how are swedes "racist", they just think you foreigners are subhuman which is reasonable
I can't play without jump pack anymoreit's too funit's fun be fast
>>566932139>>it ends, he looks up>>sees everything is deadlame shit ass movie can't even get it right. 380 wouldn't kill shit
>>566927718The people that were on Marfark were USA/China/Australia/Japan. Europe hours you had the squid planets full.
>>566924718retard
>>566932530hey joeljust got into the office?
>>566932116I just hope the humor isnt totally consistent of "cool actor getting blown to bits by friendly fire"Statham getting killed then getting replaced by himself would be a funny bit igI feel like Mamoa wont be the main main character and someone else will carry the story>>566932139>orbital laser scene>ball landed on a charger>laser chases charger>charger chases divers>scooby doo hallway gag>laser loses track of everyone>charger in a mustache disguise points to the divers>laser chases the divers
I can't play without the warp pack anymore because I want all the SC drops on the map
>>566932706>I just hope the humor isnt totally consistent of "cool actor getting blown to bits by friendly fire"they'd bankrupt themselves with that although it'd be fairly funny for a spella good way about it would be just having every single character be a faceless goon played by a nobody and then being voiced by the actually recognizable actors + the few background characters like democracy officer or what have you played by B-movie actors that one might know like statham!!!!
>>566933049the #1 problem with any helldivers movie is finding enough actors that can put their ego aside for one movie and wear the fucking helmet the entire time
>>566903524>stick human skulls on all their robotsDo you suppose they just won't make a berserker if they don't have at least 4 human skulls to stick on?
>>566933319just hire stuntmen instead :^)
>>566933049I can see John Cena doing Dem Officer because he likes dressing up nowWould be funny if he mocks divers behind their back and judges their gearPlaces bets with ship crew on who dies and howThey should get prominent voice actors to play the faceless goons either from the game or just recognizable voices in general. Make it a real who's who out of em.I can see SEAF chan getting mirked instantly like the little girl from ThunderboltsHell just hire the Thunderbolts guysMy money is on Keanu, Tom Holland and Pauly Shore showing up and being gored by bugs for 6 whole minutes
>>566932401>jump pack for bots>warp pack for bugs and squids>expendable AT>bulletstorm>strafing runwe shock troopers now
Seriously how hard is it for AH to just copy what CGW is doing and put it in the main game? That will generate a tons of good will from the playerbase.
>>566934604>Seriously how hard is it for AH to just copy what CGW is doing and put it in the main game?basically impossible as due to indian izzat laws that would mean>they admit the old system was shit>they admit that someone else had a superior system that they copiedSome indians would rather die than to admit their mistakes and even copy a solution from another person.
>>566934604what is CGW doing that's any different?actually doing, not planning, not wanting to, not speculating, actually doing right now
>>566934732sticky stratagems, steerable hellpods
>>566931415lolbeen 2 years, no one banned
>>566934732>new sub factions>new planet modifiers>new biomes>customizable mechsThink thats it for now, weapon balance soon
>>566935163EAC will fix this
>>566935248but nothing regarding how the actual galactic war campaign is run or operates?
>>566934718b-but the devs are Swedish
>>566936097
>>566936097Oh, you sweet summer child...
>>566936173>>566936260not a single Indian in sight>b-but UDIThe's a game master, not a dev
>>566936338What the dog doin
>>566936338why do they operate on the same level as indians then?Also,>so many womenyou can tell half of the entire arrowhead team is just HR department ladies who don't do anything of value...
>>566936338that's A LOT of women, no wonder the game barely work because at least half of the money goes into HR paychecks
>>566936531>>so many womenredhead and her friend are from the art departmentthey've been seen on streams beforerest idk but given how dorkish they look i wouldn't be surprised if they're artists/modellers as well
>>566936531>>566936540they hire all these women, yet, refuse to have a dedicted QA and/or balancing person.Really makes you think.
>>566936338LMAOOOOOOO, that's the fat chubby chick from the Cyberstan video
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244961433781/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>566927529How long will it take for you to finally understand nobody gives a fuck about the major orders anymore
>>566936840full
>>5669368404/4
>>566935576
>>566936531>why do they operate on the same level as indians then?I don't want to pop your bubble buddy but Whites can just be as retarded as Indians
>>566936531>>566936540>>566936627isn't the sorry state of the game due to it being in maintenance mode after they abandoned it to work on something else?
>>566936338reminded me of this lolarrowhead on the way of the woke
That patch today will fix everything
>>566937302wasn't that supposed to happen 2 days ago?
>>566937417a patch can drop on either tuesday or thursday
cheatbros on suicide watch
>>566937024Especially eurosTheyre the ones who broke Indians from containment
>sloptubers constantly clowning on the Coyote being a "Skill issue" weapon>meanwhile Eruptor, Crossbow>meanwhile the Scythe can set enemies on fire from Nardia with pinpoint accuracy and have infinite ammo
>>566937798the majority of HD2 tubers barely have more than 200 hours into the game, most of them got the game from last year's Christmas
>>566937798I don't understand the Eruptor and Crossbow glaze - they are slow, slow to reload and you can't even use them close-range...Sure they have big killing power, but when you get in a situation where you are surrounded by enemies, you can't even defend yourself due to the risk of blowing yourself up.
>>566938170when you bring the crossbow and eruptor you can bring a close range non-explosive secondary for that situationI do agree though that the crossbow is massively overrated with basically zero visual or auditory feedback making it terrible to use and it feels like you spend more time reloading it than you do shooting it
>>566938170because both the eruptor and crossbow can be classified as a support weapon and with that in mind you have to invest in your secondary slot with something you can defend yourself with at close combat distance without blowing yourself up
>>566938170They're not good, people just use them as an objective clearing tool while using their support weapon as their weapon to kill enemies.
how hard is it to modelswap a mod? I want a modded armor to apply to mountain-scaled rather than another armor.
>>566938813it's a bit of a bitch because the hd2 SDK for blender barely works most of the timehttps://boxofbiscuits97.github.io/HD2-Modding-Wiki/dev/armor%20modding/armor-replacement.htmli think this guide has a category for simple model swaps as well
>>566938813harder than you think - most armors reuse the same asset multiple times, so you will see errors or weird things after doing a "just a swap" without taking that into account.
I am once again vindicatedYou never cared about fixing the galactic war, you just wanted custom servers to make the game easier.All your protests, all your complaints, all your outrage, all of it is thinly veiled whining about making the game easier.Every single time without fail.
>>566938906>>566939106ah christ, that's way too much effort for a simple swap.Thanks
>killing a tank from the back now takes like 10 seconds and almost an entire LC heatsinkAH really says they want no meta, then they punish everyone who doesn't kneel to the RRmetafucking lying faggots
>>566939592>>killing a tank from the backwhen shooting the engine compartment and not the turret rear*
You know what would be really funny?If spores not being released when spore bugs are killed by flamer weapons is because of a bug
>randomly keels over and dies>no enemies, no sentries, no teammates>not even a mine>just 100% hp to 0 >dead
>>566940080They wouldn't do the rupture warrior stuff again now would they? (You know it's going to happen)
Can those modders add an entirely new custom content and asset to the game, if not what's the point. Galactic War is retarded and shouldn't be engaged beyond minimal interaction of navigating where you'll fight.
>>566940342>add an entirely new custom content and asset to the gamenoit's just a mix of already existing in-game assetssomething that was entirely manageable by mod menu fags of the thread before it broke
>>566874015>Donator>Donator>Should the game masters decide to take advantageAh the illusion of free choice
Predict the tranny meltdown when Arrowhead shut down their little shitty custom galactic war, this is Sony we're talking about
>>566938906Thanks for the link, very informative.Glad I am too see such information out in the wilds and not on some discord server.
>>566940980don't be sillyI took it from the HD2 modding discord
>>566941063Ah anon, you always know how to hurt me just right.
>>566940934>stolen assets locked behind a DRM and gatekept inside a discord serverHonestly fuck them
>>566936840Mossad got me as well for calling his crash. ggs
>>566936840ggz frens, dont say netanyahu 3 times in the mirror
Call me Benjamin the way im nettin'.Yahoooo!!!
>>566940409The fact AH can easily do these kinds of little variations with already existing content but chooses not to
>>566936656Look at me, helldiverLOOK ATME
>>566942037plenty of these swaps are terribly unstableeven the one cgw lobby posted here resulted in a shitload of chaincrashesuntil they drop stingray and switch to an actively supported engine you'll be stuck with mediocrity
>>566942062
>>566939592Why are you wasting your time shooting the tanks at all? Use stratagems/grenades/support weapons you tard.
I really hope they give the Lumberer a bit more ammo and buff the shield bash attack on the Breakthrough to do more damage, it can't even 1 tap a hunter sometimes
>>566938170>can close bug holes>can kill fabricatorsThis is why people really like the Eruptor and the Crossbow, this is also why people bring the Grenade pistol. All about objectives being done fast and from afar without spending stratagems.>eruptor and crossbow for bots and bugs>grenade pistol for squids
>>566942296>support weaponsWhat do you think the LC is?
>why is my energy equivalent of a machine gun bad against tanksgee whiz
>>566943072I'm talking about proper support weapons like the Quasar or the Leveler.
>>566943112also what he's bitching about only applied to the tanks hull, the turret is still as weak as it was before, also lighter AT like EATs and Quasars still one shot tank hulls to the rear so it's not like the RR is now the only heavy AT option that can do it
more like gaysar kek#pwnd
>>566943351LMAO
ngl aiming feels so shit in this game simply beacuse of how the gun drags after the crosshair, even with small micro-adjustments, and even on high ergo weapons. Flicking your aim is doable but when you slowly try to track a target with your crosshair and your gun just drags afterwards it makes you waste so much ammo and it feels retarded. And the stupid sway where you're just wrestling your gun to stay on target doesn't help either.
I think people who play shooters with a controller should kill themselves
i think people who play shooters with a controller that supports gyro should be proud of themselves
>>566943894I do think they deserve a medal if they can get that shit to work well
I use both mouse n keyboard and controller, seethe poor thirdworlders
I'm still playing shooter games with a trackball mouse
I play with joy cons strapped to my toes
More like Epogpoggerrrrrs xd
>>566943530>Errm ACHKUALLY>I can wall run and instantly line up my airsoft sights on plastic cups on the far side of my bed>so obviously pro soldiers like helldivers should be able to do the same with a full kit of armor/ammo and a heavy machine gun.
>>566944698e-pawgs...
>>566944698I can't use that gun anymore now it associated with a tranny
>>566944723>150 years in the future>Technology has improved so much, instant space travel is possible>Meds that can instantly repair any injury>Your helldivers can sprint forever in a suit of heavy armor while carrying miniguns and rocket launchers>However they can't aim a pistol straight or aim slightly to the side because their arms are made of yogurt and soaked pool noodlesWe love some realism in this game.
>>566943761I agree.
>>566943761I would but my stick drift turns my gun from my mouth
>>566945171>its not realisic>no not like that, its too realgo play cawadoody, aiming in HD2 is the least of its problems.
>>566945171>master chief can flip a tank over >can survive falling from space >cant hold his machine gun downSomething must be done
>>566945171Different anon here, but I like the drag and sway. Using a mouse to aim is way easier than aiming irl, and not just for “realism” purposes but also as a gameplay mechanic. You have to maybe stop moving, crouch, wait for the sway or take the shot while the cursor’s still moving. What do you want, counter strike levels of just point click point click whipping your mouse around? Play quake or some shit for that. Helldivers is unique for its approach and people like the gunplay. People who bitch about sway and ergo simply don’t get it man
Why are there functional terminals at bot orbital artillery now? You can go through a bunch of values to aim them, but telling it to fire won't do anything.
The semi-realism combined with arcade elements is why helldivers 2 is great, fuck of to fortnite if you want to zoom and glide everywhere like a spastic retard
>>566945946truthnuke
>>566945835to facilitate the eventual "destroy the overship: bot edition" mission
>>566945835scrapped content they never removed the terminals lmao
>we went from wah wah it's a milsim that's why you can't have that>to wah wah it has arcade elements that's why you can't have that
>>566945763The only problem I have with the system is how it takes 2-3 seconds of standing still to steady a sidearm, god forbid you try to sprint, and need to deal with 5 seconds when circle indicator isn't even inside the crosshair.
>>566946043nonono they’re WORKING on it let them COOK
>>566946086you should be aiming with the circle indicator anyways, not the crosshair dot
>>566946062brown reading comprehension
>We will communicate more!>say absolutely nothing sinceGod damn it, at least do a livestream or something, the game feel so bland and dead now
>>566945835>>566946025 thislive service done right
Spiderstan when
CYBERSTAN, OUR HOME
>>566946864they still haven't admitted that they stealth buffed chargers lol
eating some pork neck right nowprimaries for this feeling?
>>566947725they probably don't even know
>>566947787cookout obv Question is which gun tastes the best
>>566947924probably the scorcher
>redditors ebegging for DE to take over, saying they'd fix the game instantly>as if DE doesn't have the same priorities as Arrowhead>as if DE wouldn't just add new types of samples, medals, and req slips with every single content addition
>>566947725must be that evil renegade balancer that snuck it in
>>566948138>I love Warframe but I would never ever ever ever play it over Helldivers 2
>>566948138So what you're saying is... They would add stuff to do? It's already more than what AH is currently doing.
>>566948138>a chance of content>actual female leandivers instead of "male with 10% smaller shoulders and 5% larger butt">/hdg/ will actually be lurked or interacted with for balancesign me the fuck up jesus christ
>>566948138DE?
>>566948138>pregnant helldiver armor
>>566948907These guys claimed to have experience in the military and said that you can't tell the gender through armor, but then you go on nexusmods and the most downloaded mod is the one where you can tell the gender through armor, a game for everyone
>>566948907Yeah let's just ignore all the things DE (canadians) stand for.Enjoy your pride-events and actual tranny community managers/collaborators.
>>566949728*creates a pregnant female frame to make all the trannies ACK*yep, another good day at work. Rebecca "Exhibitionist" Ford signing off
Realism is why we don't have pride capesNow say thank you to Pilestedt and his milsim autism
>>566949974Yes instead we have a faggot looking chinese armor.
>>566949864See that's all good and fine, but you fags always gloss over the bad focusing on the crumbs of good.If you think AH is bad wait till you see what passes for community-interaction with actual fags at the helm.You ever tried voicing your discontent with anything in warframe? You'll have your posts removed without a comment and if you're a little too brazen you'll get banned entirely.Ever wondered why the forum is so supportive? Detractors are physically removed.For you to sit here and hype DE up makes me believe you've never actually tried going against the stream with them.
>>566949974we do have the epoch though
>>566950127Let's hear your discontent. Hard mode: Try not to use the word "Nigger" in your sentences.
>>566950312>I am not blind to the idea that there are people who prefer the drifter to the operator. >I don't want to do to the drifter what is currently being done to the operator.>I'd prefer if they could co-exist.>Eternalism if you will.>But we have to address the elephant in the room. Which is that the operator is currently being phased out of the story all-together.>Whether it's done for practical reasons, such as animation-load; seeing as we still don't have operator k-drives or the ability to use a kaithe as operator ->or because the operator being too young for the story-line DE wanted to go for with the whole romance part.>Let's address the romance part.>While I don't need, nor want, romance in my warframe - if one would have to go that route, why not make it a branching option? >As in if you chose the operator it would be platonic and if you chose drifter it could stay the course.>That way you'd have the choice.>I understand it can be difficult, however it is the job of a writer, designer and creator of a story to navigate the various hurdles one will encounter when creating a narrative.>The introduction of the drifter introduces a necessity for a story that has room for both the drifter and the operator.1/2
>>566950127I am well aware of the politburo style moderation WF has. I was admittedly only personally there and participating in the chats lightly during the time where it wasn't so bad and you could actually dare to speak in the region chat without getting banned. However I still think it would be a net gain for us. You get banned for going against the grain on the subreddits they actually read already and god forbid you tell some tranny shitting up a discord channel to keep it on topic - instant permaban. It's shit I have no desire to interact with either way so I don't care.
>>566950312>>566950454>On a personal note:>Removing one or the other from the story is just not tolerable to me.>I tolerated it with duviri, it was after all, the introduction of the drifter character, but I can not accept this supplantation of my beloved operator.>Playing the prelude, the teaser, to 1999 - where it is outright stated that the operator will not be partaking in this content was a slap in the face.>I fear for my love of warframe if this is what we'll be forced to accept henceforth.>I am sad. Disappointed - frustrated even. To see the operator so easily thrown aside and with how transparant the reasoning was it was just an all around frustrating turn of events.>I hope my voice will be heard and that we can have content, story and events that allows for both characters to exist side by side in the future.>Sad regards >The great and terrible [anon]2/2Silently removed without a comment despite many engaging with my thread.
>>566950570>>566950454Didn't they said the current story part of the Drifter was done and now it's back to being focused on the operator entirely?>Old peace was only operator stuff>Jade shadows constellations most likely will since Jade shadows was. (New protos don't have the kim bullshit thank god)>Tau will be operator only
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244976383223/76561198126520852D10, we'll vote.
>>566950892It's an old post back when 1999 was the latest update, e.g. purely drifter-content for years.Duiviri was a major update that was 95% drifter-only and 1999 is 100% drifter only.The fear, as described, is that DE is/was (stopped playing) solely focusing on supplanting the operator in favor of the drifter.Regardless, Old peace, Tau whatever - is irrelevant as they have now driftyfied the operator and that was simply the last straw for me.
>>566950954brown dutch tranny moment
>>5669509543/4.
shitskin slippers moment
DE would remove SC farming and add an annoying brown woman that talks in your ear constantly.And add some forced storyline missions where the bugs are misunderstood good guys and only some of them are bad. And that they're all gay. And that your Helldiver in specific is also a bug (and gay), which unlocks new voicelines that your Helldiver will say even more frequently than before.
>>566951347>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244976383223/765611981265208524/4 you sons of bitches
>>566950954FVLL.
>>566910856just buy a 9070 xt bro.
>>566951435>"enemies incoming">"it's the bugs!">hive lord emerges>it face-times you>*lots of growling and hissing in your ear*>"We'll destroy you!">DO face-times you>"Helldiver! You must engage with the hive lord much like a chef engages with the now extinct shrimp. First remove the shell!"
>>566951157Well it sort of makes sense to have a few major updates featuring the drifter only, it would've been pretty dumb to introduce something as important only to let it rot in it's corner never mentioned again (cough cough umbra)>driftyfied the operatorWut?
>>566951885>a few major updatesThat's YEARS of focusing solely on some literal ass-pull that actively supplants characters that have been well established since the game first entered beta.>wutThey "updated" the textures and mesh for the operator and bogified them.
>>566947825considering what changed is the chargers ass wiggle during the charge recovery animation isn't present anymore I'd say that's very likely. it doesn't turn around faster, it just skips an animation it used to have and starts turning sooner.
>>566952097Well big story updates have always happened every six mounts more or less. And again, after Duviri and before 1999, there was Whispers in the walls, which set up 1999 but wasn't focused on the drifter (people didn't know it would be drifter related until the lotus eaters cutscene half a year later), then Jade Shadows (not drifter related).
>>566952780*six monthstired, can't write
>>566952780>people didn't know it would be drifter related until the lotus eaters cutscene half a year laterYes, hence the comment that it was a "slap in the face".Either way I'm done talking about warframe in the helldivers general.I would much prefer I could just forget that dumb game exists.
>just giving enemies more health is bad difficulty>just giving enemies more armor is bad difficulty>just spawning more enemies is bad difficulty>just making enemies more intelligent is bad difficulty (see the seethe enemies having more intelligent behaviour causes, like alpha commander choosing to spawn alpha warriors instead of personally engaging, or predator hunters cloaking and flanking)how do (you) increase difficulty without just making it more tedious, boring, and/or annoying?
>>566951670>Log onto Helldivers2: The Old New Invasion>get daily reward of 5 Nanotech Samples>DO facetimes: "Helldiver! The vile Automatons are attacking Malevelon Creek once more! Go out there and stop them!">Squ'ith Diplomat facetimes: "Dirty human! The terminids are terrorizing our sanctioned cities! Surely you wish to maintain our relations.">Terminid Broodmother facetimes: "Skrk shhth flggh bruh skkrrrkth (My darling offspring, remember that you are strong. I wish to challenge you once more.)">Automaton Assassin facetimes: "WE STOLE YOUR SHIT, FAGGOT.">get to control my character, who is forced to have their helmet off in the destroyer at all times now>check out the new warbond, Inferno Of Democracy>don't have enough Inferno Medals to unlock anything except for a cape (newly-added resource, can only get them from completing missions on a few specific volcano planets, at a 5% chance on mission completion) >get it>have to craft it in the Freedom Lathe for 30k Liberant Slip, 200 Super Samples, 130 Chitin Samples, 37 Aerobic Samples, and one Squ'ith Semen Sample (it decays after 7 hours) >takes 2 IRL weeks to craft >but hey, at least they made the Abdo model default now
>>566942037sex with priestess
>>566953141I'd add more planetary and mission modifiers, allowing them to not only roll a lot more at once but be able to stack them and their effects.But also add completely optional difficulty modifiers that you can toggle at-will, with no benefit other than "makes the game harder". Maybe a title unlock for completing D10 with all active.
>>566953141>just spawning more enemies is bad difficultyHuh, says who, that's exactly what horde shooter difficulty should be>just making enemies more intelligent is bad difficulty (see the seethe enemies having more intelligent behaviour causes, like alpha commander choosing to spawn alpha warriors instead of personally engaging, or predator hunters cloaking and flanking)Again what? The outburst for bot AI "improvement" was because, for months after the change, it completely destroyed player CPUs lmaoThat and now they're autistic and know your exact location from stealth because you made the mistake of detonating a C4 charge 10km away
>>566953141Let's not pretend the bad difficulty that's being talked about is anything other than giving enemies random instakill attacks and making them a bulletsponge>bunker turret hulk>armored strider rockets>leviathan instakill shot that goes through walls>teleporting rupture strain that can't be dodge even when using the jetpack>six vox engines that instantly respawns the moment you kill one
>>566953158>Skrk shhth flggh bruh skkrrrkth>WE STOLE YOUR SHIT, FAGGOTfucking kek
>>566953609>Huh, says who, that's exactly what horde shooter difficulty should behow about the repeated "VOX SPAM BAD!" posts or the posts saying they should remove the hive guard seed
>>566953141Spawning more enemies is good difficulty, but you have to also fix the AI so the patrols don't all beeline for you from across the map when you aren't actively going loud.
>>566953609>says who, that's exactly what horde shooter difficulty should betoo many enemies diminishes the value and utility of low capacity and/or low rate of fire weapons and reinforces the explosive meta even more than it already has been
Took bottrannies long enough to focus on choohe instead of marfark. The claims of "Joel makes the bot MO too hard!" have been proven false. Bottrannies are instead just bad and blame Joel instead of themselves.
>>566953141I breeze through the mission = good difficultyEnemies kill me = bad difficultyHope this help you understanding saar
>>566953850Vox is a heavy, release D10 Vox spam had them spawn as much as medium classes for some reason (most likely shitty coding). Vox is still also capable of one tapping you whilst it itself cannot be killed by a single weakspot hit, and of course direct damage to the sarcophagus is not fatal, as by design (most likely because of retarded braindead developers)Hive guard seed removal probably came after the AP4 change, if not/otherwise idc
>>566953850>hmmm yes I will purposefully ignore what makes a horde shooter a horde shooter and instead pretend those games have always spammed boss-type enemies in every corner so it fits my vision of the game.Something something rebalanced L4D2 so Tanks now spawn in packs of six and horde events will always spawn a Tank in order to make the game more difficult.
>>566954180very interesting, gucci. may we hear some more of your deranged musings?
>brought the spear instead of the commando award
>>566954361>takes the better stratagem and then complains
>>566953970>>566953850>>566954247I'd just like to add, none of these horde-shooter-problems would be problems if the developers included real fucking penetration, or even amrour stripping mechanics. We COULD have difficulty based off quantity but unfortunately we're stuck with devs who think AP4 chaff was a great idea
>>566953158>but hey, at least they made the Abdo model default nowworth it.
>>566954452what else do you expect from a tr*nime poster
>>566953158Sounds like warframe.
>M-MUH AP4 CHAFF I LITERALLY CANT DEAL WITH THIS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566937798The thing about Scythe (and all laser weapons for that matter) is that they're ugly as fuck and sound pathetic. I only started liking them after installing a few visual and audio overhaul mods. Coyote on the contrary looks and sounds awesome to use.
>>566954697... DE = Digital Extremes, developers of WarframeThat's the point lmao
>>566954180But marfark gives me the laser cool down bonus!!!!!!
>>566954697Impressive anon, most impressive.Give this anon his C-01 form. We need more of this superior intellect.
>>566953970To be fair, the explosive meta wouldn't be so strong if they weren't high-damage, huge AOE, and AP3+ (and occasionally high demo). Too much power gets stacked into them, which only results in them being multitools.In my opinion, giving primaries high demo shouldn't be a thing UNLESS there's a good tradeoff.
How do I make it work???
>>566955135put the funny end on the enemy
>>566954247>>566954270>>566954503gonna be honest, i don't really care. i was just giving examples because the anon said>says who, that's exactly what horde shooter difficulty should be
>>566955135MGR physics
man using the GL or Plaspun as a ghetto mortar is actually pretty fun and satisfyingSupport weapon mortar when? Or a mortar emplacement?
>>566955135>Diaper shield backpack>Pacifier>Stun grenade>Orbital Railcannon Strike
>>566954886Unironically an improvement over the average blast haver.
>>566955370You have one, it's called the GL or the BFGL and you will be happy with it because AH is incapable of producing anything else
>>566955230Nono it's a good point and agree to a degree, I just thought I'd add that to make difficulty via quantity work we probably need some sort of penetration or amour stripping mechanics in the game to prevent the explosive/other AOE meta. I do think horde shooters SHOULD have difficulty through upping the horde, but current HD2 would struggle with it since corpses block everything atm
>>566955370>monkey paw curls>mortar gets added but requires 2-3 people to use>only a few rounds>locked in place and requires fold up animation to pick up leaving you vulnerable with no defense.
>>566954452Yeah it did not underperform butI was trying to run a full expendable build
>>566954838>>566954886I only read the last post in the chain. You are correct to insult me, but it is a compliment to the post that I recognized the warframe model from that one post alone.
>Explosive Ballistic Shield, a modified ballistic shield with reloadable explosive charges, releases a directional AP7 explosion upon blocking damage>Plasma Shield Generator, generates a more fragile plasma-based shield which violently erupts upon breaking, damaging everything around the wearer>Arc EM Generator, generates a small electromagnetic field around the wearer, which only reduces damage taken but also zaps the attacker
>>5669559823 expendables and a quick-cooldown orbital is the way
kek...remember when we have headlines like "Arrowhead is suffering from their own success" or "Helldivers 2 just opened a new era of gaming" or "Hundreds of thousands of people overloading the Helldivers 2 servers"?
>AH cucks think they can slander DE when they're already getting mogged by Overkill and Fatshark
Kill, rape and mutilate the bodies of all catniggers
>>566956162>Destiny 2 was collapsing upon HD2's release>all of the D2 refugees were giving Arrowhead free rimjobs for merely existing>two years later, the refugees are realizing that it's just more of the same shit>now they're really just waiting until the Next Big Thing™ comes out and takes HD2's spotI recognize the cycle...
>Overkill Hows payday 3 doing chud
>>566956392indian behavior
>>566956316I'll slander all 4 for being garbage companies that only exist because of people with incredibly loose wallets and below negative standards.
>>566956392Many are saying this
>>566953158>thinking de would give out a syandana with a drop chance instead of a limited time event or bought with plat/real money.
>>566956404didn't some infamous destiny developer start working at arrowhead
>>566956693Yeah but it's HD2 so you'd have to wait for those planets to become available (only two weeks total in an entire year).
>>566955135Realize that melee is a meme and that the breaching hammer is the only actual usable melee weapon.
>>566956693>what are the baro syandana>what are the syandana exchanged for Aya at Varzia's>what are syndicate syandana>what are the free syandanas from nightwave
>>5669570813 out of four of those are apart of limited time events.
How I long for the day that this game dies and AH go bankrupt
>>566957385>bankruptthey've made something like 1-2b dollars so yeah you'll have to wait a while
>>566957385arrowhead can die but the game will stay
>>566957520Don't underestimate the western dev's ability to piss away the money they earn.
>>566957385>>566957635which brown shithole are you from?
>>566955135You lower the difficulty.
>>566953158>you build mech suits by grinding the blueprints for the parts in the Tien Kwan open world>Need 6 million reputation with plant manager Aybdul Pajat for the Super Astro Steelinarium blueprint of which you need 50 per part>100 rep daily cap btw>steelnarium needs 12 blue pyz crystals and 5 red shyt rocks that you need to mine with your super pickaxe>also three stryt shytr corse from the world boss Udytnator that you can fight once per week after crafting a udynator key from 3 stolen izzat blocks>mech is made ouf twelves parts, each taking a day to craft>building the mech itself takes another 3 days>finally get your mech>it's only useable on special missions and doesn't interact with the main game at all
>>566953158>drop into Hellmire because I need Fire Tornado Extract>solo because nobody wants to play on Hellmire and all of my friends are grinding weapon, armour, and booster levels on Bricks missions on some other planet>see a patrol filled with scavengers, warriors, hive guards, chargers, and bile titans>pull the trigger of my Level 40 Primed Liberator Penetrator, once>everything within a quarter mile radius dies instantly, even the bile titans>Head Of Democratic Research facetimes: "Good work, diver. This research data will surely help us against the Terminid threat">+5 Democratic Research Division standing>suddenly, a robotic twink in a skinsuit appears>Automaton Assassin facetimes: "HELLO, FAGGOT. I'VE STOLEN YOUR SHIT, AND NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, TOO.">pull trigger, once>it collapses to the ground on one knee>"YOU WON'T SEE THE LAST OF ME, FAGGOT.">disappears in a puff of smoke, dropping 4 Common Samples and a Peacekeeper compensator>finish the mission with only 2 of the 49 Fire Tornado Extract that I needed
>>566956458Replaying Payday 2 rn, solid game
>>566943072>What do you think the LC is?Isn't it just a scythe without the extended heatsink and with a bit more armor pen? The DPS on it has been a joke for ages.
epoch or deescalator for bugs when I am skill issuing with the supply pack?
>>566958457Scythe with heavy pen.
>>566958552Memepoch is only worth considering vs bugs when dragon roaches are present, and then only barely.
>>566958457laser cannon fags are living in a bygone era that shit is out dated as fuck
>>566958671where do I shoot chargers and bile titans with deescalator?
>>566959081>laser cannon fags are living in a bygone eraWe can kill War Striders in 3 seconds, bitch ass nigga
>>566959081I still remember when they they first buffed the LC.You could bully hulks with it in ways that no other weapon could...
>>566957897Only browns want this game to live you brownie
>>566959562post hand with timestamp
>>566959120Belly and ass of charger I just kinda suggest using a different gun on them unless you're trying to play support for the real heavy killers on your team
>>566957897My money is on it being a chink.
>>566959690Your turn, Darsh
>>566960316Good dog, now show me your boy pussy with timestamp
>>566960316Wipe your table
>>566960497>deflectingYep that's what I thought pussy
>>566960316>scrawny tranny handevery time
>>566960691You will never have a woman who loves you. Cope beta bitch
The state of the thread:>anon defends his superior skin color against brownoids >brownoids seethe and dilate
Did sentries get more evilUse to run them as a good tool but lately they've been sniping my friends and family
>>566960868Jeeeesh...A bit aggressive for a scrawny little twink eh?
>>566961205why aren't you laughing? arrowhead put in all these hilarious random deaths and you're complaining?!
>>566960497>>566960559>>566960691hand or hang, niggers
>>566961205That's why Tesla is the superior choice as you can count on it mulching you if you get too close, but it will establish clear boundaries for you to respect.
>>566961257Fairly confident I'd fuck you up irl, femboy. Best stick to video games like mommy's little champ
>>566960316shave your knuckles you fucking neanderthal
>>566956091So Orbital EMS, EATs, Bullet Storm, and Silo?
>>566960316many brown nerves were struck by this
>>566951654Have to replace my 90s bmw first bro, then buy a racing sim setup, then enjoy life with food concerts and drinks, stuff like that. Been gaming since 6 years old, a new pc can wait, my 1660ti gets 30-50 frames on medium 1080p so it's ok for now.
>>566961421>chuds fear manly hair Do you shave your pussy too?
>>566958358so poorly? gotcha
>went silentWhat, are you fags too busy making out now or something?
>>566962757>>566962757>>566962757>>566962757
>>566962623The shitskins are all performing rage hastamaithun after getting btfo
>>566961309Do ye be having a laugh nowTake a gander sonAin't so funny now ain't ye matey
>>566962937Dumb and gay. You are brown
>Viper Commando gf>42 minutes of Intense Heat>back to the super destroyer>she gives you this lookWhat do you do Helldiver?
>>566955652thanks for being civil and i do fully agree with your post
>>566966546why is she brown
>>566955667>to pick up. It would be an unmovable emplacement.
>>566960316you have the handwriting of a little girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLfVW1kGMheres your Helldivers 2 replacement
>>566966951I'd play it if it wasn't so generic looking
>>566966546>not wearing predatorannnd my boner is gone
>>566969597That's abdo ph-9 anon
>>566953670Strider Rocket is an instant-kill? I took one to center mass and it just ragdolled me 10ft and left me with 20% hp. I can't speak for the Squid or Bug fronts but nothing on the Bot front is a bullet sponge except maybe Vox but Silos and Hellbombs one-shot those, Orb Laser can kill two if RNG is with you and 3 thermites to the face and some talon shots to the vents will kill another. Everything else on bot front dies quickly with the right weapons.
